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5 | THE PULP | ▼ THE FORECLOSURE CRISIS BANKS STOLE HOUSES UNSEALED LAWSUIT DETAILS THE SCHEMES. BY DEIRDRA FUNCHEON n a cover story last year, we told you about how a few Florida women were the ones browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com who discovered how banks were screw- Iing people out of billions of dollars through foreclosures of homes. During the past decade’s housing crisis, records got confusing and messy as mortgages were bundled and resold to investors. In foreclosure cases, ts | o N te ts banks often couldn’t scrounge up the proper paperwork to claim houses they said they owned, so they resorted to robosigning and forged documents in order to repossess them. A graffiti memorial honors “Reefa” One of these ladies standing up to big Hernandez on southbound I-95 at banks and a complicit government was Lynn Davie Boulevard. Szymoniak, of Palm Beach Gardens, the

Kristin Björnsen victim of a fraudulent foreclosure herself. ews | pulp c y | N ews ▼ UNNECESSARY DEATHS walls to tags scrawled around North Shore face — only to get hassled by a cop/art critic After Szymoniak uncovered the tricks and #RIPReefa stickers slapped around the who declared, “That’s not art; it’s graffiti.” banks were using to perpetrate fraud, she R.I.P., REEFA world, the response has gone beyond mere “We are definitely not trying to start a war served as a whistleblower, helping the feds STREET-SIDE SHOUTOUTS TO grief. It’s proof that the street-art scene with the police,” 8bitLexicon explains. “That’s win a $95 million settlement from the banks TASERED TEEN ISRAEL HERNANDEZ Hernandez died for has now come of age. the last thing we need... but I think this inci- (a pittance compared to what they stole) and POP UP EVERYWHERE. an $18 million chunk of change for herself. ge | Night+ dA BY MICHAEL E. The first homages to Hernandez ap- dent will spur a whole nother generation of

A MILLER peared a few hours after Miami New Times street artists. People don’t feel this is right.” But now comes the big reveal. The t urals have been popping across broke the news. By midnight Wednesday, A huge “REEFA” mural recently ap- lawsuit — and thus, the evidence in that South Florida since the death of local two messages had appeared on the yellow peared on I-95 south of the Davie Boulevard case — had been sealed but was unsealed teenager Israel “Reefa” Hernandez. McDonald’s that Hernandez was tagging exit in Broward. Similar tags have shown earlier this month. It includes things like MThe 18-year-old artist and skater was tagging just before he died. “I’ll see you around,” up on freight cars headed across the coun- paperwork showing a bank got the rights his name on an abandoned McDonald’s in one person wrote next to Reefa’s uncom- try. And one local art teacher has printed to a home — after the bank had already fore- Miami Beach when cops chased him, caught pleted signature. “Rest in Paradise Israel.” more than 8,000 #RIPReefa stickers. closed on it and kicked out the resident. him, and shot him with a Taser. Hernandez During a protest the next day, hundreds “I had no idea that the demand, the re- As Salon explained: died moments later while cops were allegedly of Hernandez’s friends and family members sponse would be like this,” says Jane Sim- high-fiving in celebration of their catch. wrote their goodbyes on the same building mons, who put up several hundred dollars “The lawsuit states that banks resorted to The killing sparked outrage from Hernan- with chalk. Some even used spray paint, of her own money to print the initial batch fake documents because they could not legally dez’s friends and family as well as protests openly defying cops watching from across of stickers. She has since received enough establish true ownership of the loans when try- from Miami Beach residents fed up with the street. Soon, the messages began bleeding donations to send stickers as far away as ing to foreclose. This reality, which banks did their police department’s recent record of into the North Shore neighborhood where Australia, Japan, Italy, Portugal, and Mexico. not contest but instead settled out of court, | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | brutality. It also garnered news coverage Reefa died. The blood-red tag “Kopz Kill!” “It’s an organic reaction,” she says. means that tens of millions of mortgages in from Los Angeles to Lima. Reefa’s death has was scrawled in an alley. “Fuck da 5-0” ap- “People are angry, and they are using these America still lack a legitimate chain of owner- also unleashed a wave of street-side homages peared nearby. And a sarcastic “Taze Me stickers to show their outrage. They may ship, with implications far into the future.” to him. From murals sprayed on Wynwood’s Bro!” was splashed on a sign for a Walgreens. be in other cities or countries and feel help- As BoingBoing put it: By Friday, mainstream Miami artist GG, less, but putting up these stickers and art “The banks screwed up the title transfers. a well-known local painter with pieces is their way of sympathizing with Israel. A lot. They sold bonds backed by houses they in galleries, made a mural with the words “The thing I’ve heard the most didn’t own. When it came time to foreclose READ MORE FRESHLY “Pigs gone wild” and “R.I.P. Reefa” in Wyn- is: ‘This could have been me.’ ” on those homes, they realized that they didn’t SQUEEZED NEWS DAILY AT wood. Next door, street artist 8bitLexicon actually own them, and so they committed BROWARDPALMBEACH.COM. painted a huge picture of Hernandez’s [email protected] felony after felony, forging the necessary documentation. They stole houses, by the neighborhood-load, and got away with it. ▼ MARY JANE from registered Florida voters before Janu- It’s a slow and arduous fight just to get The... settlement sounded like a big deal, ary 31. To do this, it recruited everyday folks the amendment on the ballot. And to win, back when the evidence was sealed. Now NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm LEGAL POT FOR FLA? via a Craigslist ad, offering them part-time the group will need 60 percent of the vote. that Szymoniak’s gotten it into the public MEDICAL MARIJUANA PETITIONS work to go around collecting signatures. But People United for Medical Marijuana is eye, it’s clear that [the settlement] was a HEAD TO SUPREME COURT. BY CHRIS And it appears that aggressive campaign is confident that it’ll get the votes. And recent tiny slap on the wrist: the banks stole tril- JOSEPH working. polls have shown that 70 percent of Florid- lions of dollars’ worth of houses from you ack in July, we told you about the United “We’ve come a long way in a short time — ians support legalized medical weed. and people like you, paid less than one per- for Care campaign, a group run by and we couldn’t have done it without you,” Ben Should the vote pass next No- cent in fines, and got to keep the homes.” XX, 2012 XX, 28, 2013 28, People United for Medical Marijuana, Pollara, campaign manager for United for Care, vember, Florida would be the 21st Szymoniak is now free to move forward Bwhich took up the fight to get legalized medical wrote in an email. “But we’ve still got a long way state to decriminalize marijuana. with her own lawsuit against the 28 banks ONTH ugust marijuana on the ballot in Florida in Novem- to go. And we are going to need your help every “Floridians deserve the right to medi- and mortgage companies, including ber 2014 as a constitutional amendment. step of the way. 100,000 down. 583,149 to go!” cal marijuana if their doctors decide it is JPMorgan Chase, Wells Fargo, Citi, and Bank 22-A XX–M The group needed to collect 68,314 sig- For now, the group is temporarily put- the right remedy for their debilitating ill- of America. In the meantime, she’s started natures to trigger a Florida Supreme Court ting a halt to its paid petition-gathering nesses,” says Pollara. “It is time for us to an organization called the Housing Justice ugust ONTH

A review of the initiative’s language. And so far, drive. Because it costs about $150,000 do what our Legislature should have done M Foundation to educate people about these the group says it’s collected at least 100,000. per week to hire the workers, United for — grant access to those who need it.” issues and expose mortgage fraud. Szy- To get the item on the fall ballot, United for Care is going to wait until the court rules You can see (and sign) a copy of moniak did not return a call for comment. 66 Care needs 683,149 signatures on petitions on the constitutionality of the proposal. the petition at unitedforcare.org. 257969_9.75_x_11 8/15/13 11:37 AM Page 1 browardpalmbeach.com No Clipping Required.

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n a blue, sun-soaked Saturday in December 2007, Valerie Parkhurst’s white Suburban took the asphalt at a pur- poseful creep past the blocks of modest ranch homes New Times Broward-palm B each between Griffin Road and 595. The city of Davie was still O blue-collar at the core, but the edges were going. Here, you’d see an unruly lawn; there, a jaundiced house front crying out for a new coat of paint. Back when Parkhurst was a single mom in the ’70s and ’80s, it was all good ol’ boys, pickups filling MIAMI NEW TIMES every driveway. Everyone knew everyone — or at least thought they did. That was before the sex offender registry revealed the boogeymen down the street. The same cheap real estate that lured young families had also brought the “freaks,” “the sick fucks,” and “the worthless ex- amples of human DNA,” as Parkhurst would call them. Rapists. Child molesters. Kiddie porn fiends. Parkhurst had anointed herself a one-woman line of defense M

for the 33314 ZIP code. “I didn’t choose this fight,” she was fond A ONTH of saying. “It chose me.” ugust

It didn’t have exactly the same adrenaline kick as her usual XX–M 22-A sport, knocking through the Everglades harpooning gators. But ugust every morning, she scrolled through the Florida Department of ONTH Law Enforcement’s sex offender database to see whether any XX, 2008 criminals had been released into her neighborhood. She checked 28, 2013 news stories about offenders striking again. In her mind, every name was a possible time bomb ticking down to the next boom. Her job was to publicize where these scumbags lived so >> p10

9 Sympathy for the Devils from p9 After Gail ily transferred Colletta’s son was Alex from Boca good people could steer clear. busted for child Raton High She pulled into the parking lot of a yellow porn, she began School to a tough- two-story apartment complex and killed the en- crusading for more love-style military gine. Dressed in cotton drawstring capri pants lenient laws. school in Utah. and a white T-shirt, Parkhurst, then 52, moved He graduated, from car to car, slipping fliers underneath wind- but the manic-

miaminewtimes.com shield wipers. They warned neighbors that Dale depressive see-

browardpalmbeach.com Weeks had been convicted of sexual battery sawing continued. and imprisonment in 1995 — the latest entry in In September a criminal career including battery and grand 2008, Gail and theft. He was such a sicko that he requested the Julius reunited, police evidence photos of his victim’s genitals. bought the house, A chunky Hispanic woman approached and brought

ts | o N te ts Parkhurst and asked what she was doing. Alex home to live Parkhurst spotted a husky guy with graying while he took hair pop out from one of the apartments — biotech classes. Weeks. Parkhurst sensed the two were an That helped — item. “I’m just telling you,” she said in her his moons of tough-gal voice, “that we want him out.” depression had Two hours later, Parkhurst was hunting a been coming

Davie side street for another bad guy. In her McGivern Monica less and less. rearview mirror, she noticed a Chevy Lumina Following ews | pulp c y | N ews riding her bumper. Weeks was riding shot- radically different ideas about what should the arrest in July 2009, news crews were gun; his girlfriend was behind the wheel. be changed. These opposing groups are at the gate asking for interviews. Alex’s Oh, Valerie thought, they wanna play. embroiled in an intense, ugly face-off about mug shot — showing a handsome kid with The street dead-ended. The Lumina be- whether the lowest of society’s low should a shaved dome and jutting ears — was hind her, Parkhurst was trapped. She tossed have more rights — or almost none at all. plastered in the newspapers. Family mem- the Suburban into park and hopped out. Only 40 miles to the north of the Valigator, bers slept on his floor at night, scared he’d

ge | Night+ dA “Are you following me?” she shouted. another suburban mom was quickly becom- make good on a fourth suicide attempt. A

t “Move your fucking car! You’re a convicted ing a flag bearer for the opposite team. Alex claimed the download was a one- sex offender. You’ll go to jail for this shit.” time, sleep-deprived whim. Gail knew “You no good fucking bitch,” ail Colletta, a blond marketing execu- he was just a troubled young man, not a Weeks growled and moved from tive, hadn’t even had time to change predator. So when the prosecution offered the car, Parkhurst remembers. G out of the oversized T-shirt she wore a deal — five years of prison, five years of Her 9mm Glock was tucked on the floor, as to bed when the knock came at the door of probation — the family balked. They fig- always. She ripped it from the Velcro holster, her Boynton Beach villa in July 2009. Her ured the judge would show mercy — maybe squared up in a two-handed range stance, a husband, Julius, was in the shower. After give him house arrest and treatment. trigger pull away from standing her ground. a tense run of sleepless nights, Alex, her She hated the idea of a son stuck on the Weeks’ woman was pulling at his side. When 21-year-old son, was finally passed out in registry. The person disappeared behind the two retreated back to their car and inched it bed. She saw a caravan of police cars. One of the label. It was a lesson she personally back, Parkhurst did the same. But the Lumina the neighbors must need help, she thought. learned. Between 8 and 14, Gail had been halted. The passenger door shot back open. Half a dozen cops in black protective vests sexually abused by members of her family. She coped by refusing to let one piece of her | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art Oh fuck me, Parkhurst thought. streamed into the house. One spat lingo at her, This time, she emerged from her car with a words like “search warrant,” “IP address,” experience — her victimization — define 20-gauge Remington automatic shotgun. “I’ve “guns or ammunition.” One phrase stuck out. her. And here her son was facing a punish- got no problem killing you,” she announced. “ ‘Child pornography’?” Gail re- ment that could strip him clean of everything By the time officers arrived to cuff peated. “Are you kidding me?” except the fallout of a single mistake. Parkhurst for aggravated assault with From his bedroom just off the front hall- It seemed like a safe enough bet. A risk

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | a firearm and carrying a concealed gun way, Alex shouted: “It’s on my computer!” assessment concluded: “Available infor- without a license, both parties had cooled As his parents anxiously sat at the kitchen mation indicates that Mr. Colletta will and were sitting in their vehicles. table, Alex was locked away with detectives present minimal risk to the community.” This high-noon suburban standoff caused in the spare bedroom. The student admit- But in the end, it was naive thinking. a minor rumble in the local media. But to a ted that for the past four months, he’d been “We have all this evidence that there’s no small but intense niche scattered across the using Limewire to download music onto risk here, that this isn’t a guy who’s going to country, it gave Parkhurst hero status. In on- his Dell laptop. Over three days in late May, go out and rape a child,” Gail says. “I thought line forums where they religiously gathered, he’d used search terms like “4yo” to hunt they were going to send him home for a year vigilantes and sex offender watch groups out child pornography. After a few clicks, of house arrest and send him to counseling.” cheered Parkhurst by her online handle, the program piled the files into his default On October 29, 2010, in a Palm Beach MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm “the Valigator.” She’d faced down the bad download folder. Palm Beach County law County courtroom, Alex pleaded guilty, hop- guy without blinking. “I should have put a enforcement easily tracked the content to ing for leniency. Judge Amy Smith handed bullet through his head,” she’d say later. the family’s IP address. Alex was booked Alex ten years in prison followed by 15 years But for every one of these hardliners, there on 49 counts of possessing photographs of probation — still less than the 16 to 150 was an equal and opposite force. Another of sexual performances by a child. years he might have faced at a jury trial. As group was emerging — people who dared For the Collettas, the arrest was the lat- with anyone convicted of a sex crime, the XX, 2008 XX, 28, 2013 28, to stand up for sex offenders, arguing that est terrible flare-up of the mental health sentence came with an automatic lifetime they’d done their time and paid their price issues Alex had been wrestling for a de- on the sex offender registry. When the

ONTH words hit Gail, she lunged at the victori- ugust to society. Yet the sex offender registry — an cade. An adoptive child growing up in Boca indignity faced by no other type of criminal — Raton, their boy had been a slightly geeky ous prosecutor. Julius had to hold her back.

22-A left them ostracized, sometimes unfairly and teacher’s pet. But when Alex was 16, Gail Gail fainted in the courthouse hallway. XX–M often for life. It eliminated any hope of reha- and Julius divorced. During a six-week She took to bed for the next five months.

ugust bilitation or reintegration into society. The stretch in 2004, Alex tried to kill him- When she finally found the strength to ONTH A

M registry needed to be reformed, they argued. self three times. The doctors diagnosed get up, Gail began making phone calls try- Both the hardliners and the reform- him with bipolar disorder, and Alex was ing to find a way to get justice for her son ers say the current system of sex offender handed a pharmacy shelf of medications. — who’d made a mistake, yes, but received 1010 management is flawed — but they have The pills didn’t work. Eventually, the fam- the same punishment as a violent >> p12 browardpalmbeach.com | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s tage | a rt | Film D ish | m usi C New Times Broward-palm B each A ugust 22-A ugust 28, 2013

11 Sympathy for the Devils from p10 he’s a sex offender diva,” Parkhurst Under Florida’s law, people convicted of rent photos, update their workplaces — on says of Colletta. “She’s got her son who sex crimes are split into two group, predators the registries two times a year, predators offender. She discovered the Florida Ac- S went down for child porn, and then and offenders. “Predators” include repeat four. Both groups are required to register tion Committee, a support system for now all of a sudden, she’s an expert on sex offenders, or those convicted of violent for life. Getting removed from the list is al- families of sex offenders. Members mostly offender crime? What school did she go first-degree crimes like kidnapping, false most impossible, except in some instances laid low; activism could cost them jobs or to other than the raid on her house?” imprisonment, sexual battery, lewd/lascivi- in which sex offenders hit with certain put them in the crosshairs of vigilantes. Parkhurst dismisses anyone pushing for ous offenses on someone under 16, or selling charges go 25 years without reoffending. But Colletta didn’t have much to lose. reform of the sex offender registry — the or buying minors for child pornography. Many local governments in turn passed

miaminewtimes.com Her family name had already been splashed “pro-offender divas” or “registry abolition- All other sex crimes — for example lur- ordinances that prevent sex offenders from across the nightly news. In July 2011, she ist” crowd. She says the only sympathizers ing or enticing a child, unlawful sexual living within 2,500 feet of a school, park, browardpalmbeach.com became the group’s president and began are convicted criminals and their girlfriends. activity with certain minors, procuring a or bus stop. As of 2011, there were 140 lo- knocking on the doors of legislators. “It’s a motley crew of slithering sex of- person under 18 for prostitution, and child cal ordinances in 44 Florida counties. Specifically, Colletta wanted to see fenders and the girls who are banging them,” pornography — are classified as “offenders.” “There’s really no set way that all the more latitude in the punishment of sex Parkhurst says. “They’re self-serving for As of April 2011, of 55,847 sex offenders on ordinances are written,” says FDLE’s Adam offenders. Based on individual risk assess- doing it. They don’t like the punishment. the state registry, 16 percent were classified as Moses. “Some are written based on the vic- ments, judges should be able to exempt As far as I’m concerned, the registry is a predators and 84 percent as offenders. Under tim; some cover all offenders regardless of ts | o N te ts low-risk offenders from the registry, she fricking Christmas gift to these guys. They the Jimmy Ryce Sexually Violent Predators the age of the victim.” Although sex offenders argued. Also, there needed to be more could be sitting in a five-by-seven cell.” Act, some predators that the Department of may be monitored by probation officers, it education — computer users needed more Sex offender registries began with the Children and Families deems a continuing falls to local police departments to enforce warning that a one-time download of 1994 Jacob Wetterling Act, a federal law that threat to society may be civilly committed to these city and town residency restrictions. child porn could ruin a person’s life. And directed each state to keep a list of sex offend- a treatment center even after finishing their In South Florida, there’s hardly any devel- anyone who felt a sexual attraction to ers for law enforcement. 1996 saw the passage sentences. (This portion of offenders was oped land that isn’t near a school or park, so sex children ought to have access to therapy. of Megan’s Law, which mandated states share the focus of a Sun-Sentinel series this week.) offenders who’ve served their sentences have But in a tough-on-crime land like these lists with the public. Florida was the first Once released from prison, offenders almost nowhere they are legally allowed to live. Florida, Gail’s pitch was a tough sell. state to put the information online, in 1997. must update their information — add cur- In Miami-Dade, there was a notorious case of ews | pulp c y | N ews

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sify offenders into only two berths based | MUSIC | CAFE | FILM NIGHT+DAY| STAGE| ART | METRO | | RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | on their crimes without considering the | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s individual’s situation. Advocates like Gail Colletta say some might deserve heavy-duty monitoring, while others can be rehabbed. Dr. Jill Levenson, a professor at Lynn University who has studied sex offenders, echoes the idea. “For the low-risk offenders, we want to avoid creating such obstacles in their life that they’re never going to succeed. That is not a good formula.” In 2006, Congress passed the Adam Walsh Act. It required states to implement an offense-based approach to who’s put on the registry. With a few easy tweaks, Kyle Swenson Florida was able to come into compliance. was arrested after abducting a Boca Raton and fuck me in the ass. Fine outstanding pillars But it’s one of only 14 states to do so. 3-year-old using ice cream and candy. of the community here,” he says sarcastically. Hardliners see reform only as a disman- “As a landlord, you need to understand that But the scurrilous banter flows both ways. tling of the already-flimsy defenses people Davie does not appreciate ‘our area’ home- Counter sites like “Evil Exposed” and “Ab- have. The Valigator says there are two main owners who ‘rent’ on the warm body theory,” solute Zero Unites” call out the bullies who problems with the registry: Not enough the letter read. “It is incumbent on you to be harass offenders who have already done their tage | a rt | Film D ish | m usi C people use it, and police fail to enforce it. responsible as to who inhabits your property.” time. Parkhurst is the target of at least two “The difference between me and the pro- “I had nothing to do with him,” Lang says, web pages devoted to personally trashing divas is they want to minimize the dangers, adding that the letter “made me look bad. They her, including digs about alleged alcoholism whereas I want to maximize the dangers,” just assumed I’m the guy with the money and and paranoia. They say she’s from “Crazie Parkhurst says. “When I get bombarded with I live the good life and I dumped the trash in Davie,” even stooping to say she’s lesbian. those kinds of alerts every day, I realized their neighborhood. And that’s not the case.” “The reason they throw so many what a bunch of sick freaks there are actu- Even after Parkhurst moved into a Fort stones at me,” she says, “is I am a ally walking around out there. You have to go Lauderdale gated community and kept the force to be reckoned with.” with the premise that they’re all dangerous.” Davie house as a rental, she kept at it. After her Or a force that doesn’t pull punches. 2007 arrest for aiming a gun at Dale Weeks, “It’s about time we start finding the bod- arkhurst’s light-bulb moment came in the Parkhurst stopped fliering and moved much ies of sex offenders on the side of the early ’80s, when she was raising her only of her activity online. Going by “Valigator,” she road,” she says and repeats often on- P son, Justin, in Davie. She’d heard about patrolled the comments section of practically line. “And not the bodies of kids.” sex offenders nearby, so the concerned mom any article about sex offenders. She started mailed away to the Florida Department of a blog (http://sexoffenderissues-valigator. or the second time in as many minutes, a

Law Enforcement for a list of offenders in her blogspot.com/), where she bashes “pro divas” low-flying jet screaming away from Miami New Times Broward-palm B each ZIP code. A whopping 64 names came back. like Colletta and champions the “anti” cause. FInternational Airport completely blows She began relentlessly tracking offend- Parkhurst has company. Fellow vigilantes out all other sound in the River Park Trailer ers in her neighborhood and broadcasting include David Rowe, an Orange Park man be- Park off SW 27th Avenue. Here, accommoda- their crimes and whereabouts. The online hind No Peace for Predators, an aggressive ac- tions look like they were handed out by an registry made the work easier, and with tivist group with the stated goal of having sex NGO in a war-torn country. Stationary trailers a Davie ordinance creating a 2,500-foot predators “Exposed, Exiled and, ultimately, hammered together from construction-site MIAMI NEW TIMES residency restriction, she could often re- Extinct.” Rowe has pushed for tougher sen- leftovers are subdivided into cramped units port violators to police and push for them tences on sex offenders and successfully pres- that rent for $500 a month. Drugs are openly to be booted from the neighborhood. sured a Jacksonville-area offender to sell his sold. A prostitute seems to sleepwalk among When the cops were ineffective, ice cream truck in 2011. Barbara Ferris, an Or- men squatting in tree shade. Parkhurst resorted to shaming landlords. lando housewife behind the group Bee Aware, About 90 sex offenders live in the trailer When a convicted rapist named Ricardo posted videos of her confrontations with park — or did live there. On August 2, they Eire moved into a rental unit in violation of offenders who put up holiday decorations were all swept out in a mass eviction. the city ordinance, Parkhurst fired off anony- on their apartments — to lure children, she Since Miami-Dade passed a law requiring a mous letters to property owner Paul Roseman worried. Web pages such as “Evil Unveiled” 2,500-foot buffer in 2007, River Park was one of and to all the addresses surrounding Rose- and “Absolute Zero United” publish the per- the few places offenders could live. But in late M

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browardpalmbeach.com or 2,500 feet away from a school? If I am wasting resources on low-risk offenders complex where he worked hell-bent on kidnapping a child, do you re- stretches the system too thin to closely moni- as a maintenance man. ally think it matters to me where I live?” tor the highest-risk criminals, they argue. He lives near a park. Colletta rolled that heartache into her Last November, Lynn University’s Leven- Detective Granit explains work, the phone calls to legislators, the son and a team of researchers looked at the he’s allowed to live there sitdowns with sex offenders. “I can’t stop,” recidivism rates of sex offenders. Nationally, because of an old exemp- they reoffended an average of 5.1 percent tion in the law for sex of- ts | o N te ts she says. She brushes off nasty comments from the Valigator as needless fearmonger- after five years and 10.3 percent after ten fenders who owned their ing and instead tries to persuade people years. If Florida’s tough approach were work- homes: Even if the home with research, facts, and compassion. ing, you’d expect those digits to be lower happened to be near a Since taking over the presidency of the than the average, but actually the state’s school or park, they could Florida Action Committee, she has made rates are 5.2 and 13.7 percent, respectively. live in it if they owned it herself a fixture in Tallahassee, hauling The study also found no correlation be- prior to committing their carloads of sex offenders to meetings with tween residency restrictions and a lower crime. A statute sutured representatives. She’s published op-eds. Col- rate of recidivism. The restrictions seem up the loophole in 2009,

ews | pulp c y | N ews letta has even forked over her own money to push more offenders to homelessness. but the timing of the to create a public service announcement In fact, 60 of the 90 offenders who were ordinance creates a gray about how a curious click of child porn can bulldozed out of River Park are now living near area in Andino’s case. land a person in serious legal trouble. the rail tracks on 71st Street and 37th Avenue. The fact that each city From her home in Boynton Beach, Col- and county has differ- letta worked the phones, trying to bring etective Adam Granit, a stocky sex ent restrictions creates attention to the River Park evictees. She a Balkanized landscape ge | Night+ dA crimes officer from the Davie Police

A blasted out four news releases, but hardly Department, stands at the front of the where both offenders t D anyone covered it. “Apparently, the South room. The audience is mostly concerned and residents are con- Monica McGivern Florida news community had ‘bigger fires’ moms. For tonight’s monthly neighborhood fused. But even common-sense measures rogue approach, nor did the department of- to report on,” the last release snarled. crime meeting, the topic is sex offenders. are a tough sell in Tallahassee if there’s a fer data about the number of sex offenders Ninety minutes up I-95 from River Park “Listen, let me start off by saying I might sense they’re lenient for sex offenders. found violating its residency restrictions. in Lake Worth, Damian Garcia puffs on an not agree with the rules, but those are “I had a bill that was ready to pass when About a week later, Parkhurst’s white electronic cigarette while his 3-year-old son the rules I have to go by,” the cop says. I was in the Legislature about five years ago Suburban again tools through the quiet side wobbles about the lawn. He outlines big plans One mom asks which offenders are allowed that would have made sex offender registry streets of Davie, checking up on offenders. for the backyard — a pergola, a movie projector. into public parks. restrictions more standardized,” says Palm “Do I hate them?” she muses.”I wouldn’t As his pretty wife, Angelica, comes out to the “You’re not going to like this answer,” the Beach County State Attorney Dave Aronberg. invite them to Thanksgiving dinner. When I porch with dinner, Garcia beams. “I really don’t cop says, but offenders with adult victims are At the last minute, a group of Miami-Dade can look up the criminal history of William feel like I live the life of a typical sex offender.” “all allowed to go to parks.” State law prevents and Broward legislators killed the bill by ac- Sears and see that this guy should be sitting But Garcia could be booted in two weeks. sex offenders from living within 1,000 feet of cusing Aronberg of being soft on crime. “In in a five-by-seven and not breathing the same When he was 18, Garcia had what he claims a park if their victim was a child, and Davie’s reality, it was tougher,” he argues, because air as me, then yeah, I hate him. And that | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art was consensual sex with a girl he met at the local ordinance makes that buffer zone larger: with less confusing restrictions, fewer of- drives my passion. It makes it easier for me beach. She said she was 17 but was actually 15. 2,500 feet. State law also forbids offenders fenders would register as homeless, which to pull out all the guns — pardon the pun.” He was charged with lewd or lascivious battery. with child victims from going within 300 makes it hard to keep track of them at all. Following her 2007 showdown with Eventually, Garcia accepted a withhold of adju- feet of places where children congregate. Colletta says she’s now a familiar face with Dale Weeks, Parkhurst began having second dication, a legal option that meant he would not The conversation hovers on familiar legislators in Tallahassee — but so far, none of thoughts about waging her fight. But months

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | be found guilty of a felony but did include three neighborhood characters. William Sears was them wants to be publicly tied to her cause. after the incident, Weeks was arrested for years of probation. Tagged on was the registry. convicted of sexual battery in 1996. Accord- “I won’t give you any names right now,” she armed robbery. (He’s currently in prison.) “If I was any other criminal, my sen- ing to police records, he forced anal sex on an says, “but there’s one legislator we have who Charges against Parkhurst were dropped. tence would be done,” Garcia says. “Say adult woman in the back seat of a parked car. may help us present some legislation.” Claiming she had only been acting in self- you’re a prospective employer and you’re Today, neighbors say he throws trash on ad- After the meeting, Parkhurst drags on defense, she filed a civil suit for wrongful looking at my background — this doesn’t joining properties and lets his angry pit bulls a cigarette and offers clarification. “I can arrest. The parties settled before the case come up at all on a background check. run without a leash. But because his victim overlook some things. Why turn a guy’s was set to go to trial in 2012. Parkhurst de- But if you do a Google search of my was an adult, he’s free to hang out in the park. world upside down when he seems to be clines to say how much she was awarded. name, you’ll see me on the registry.” “I understand nobody wants any of these walking the straight and narrow?” she asks. The Suburban jams to a halt near the It got worse. A 2007 Florida law allowed people in the neighborhood,” the police Parkhurst supports allowing low-risk Ro- cracked asphalt of a single-hoop basket- MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI

New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm “Romeos” in statutory rape cases (sometimes officers sighs calmly. “Especially him.” meos off the registry. “Then there are other ball court. “This is a little-known park called “Romeo and Juliet cases”) like Garcia’s “Especially him,” Valerie Parkhurst things I cannot overlook. Sears is one of them, that I use,” Parkhurst explains. “It’s very to petition off the registry. Garcia met all the echoes forcefully from the back row. Still but my hands are kind of tied with him.” strategic for these scumbags over here.” criteria, except that, to save money, he got his wearing medical scrubs from her day job (Sears, reached by phone, says, “I completely She pulls out one of her hand-scribbled psychosexual evaluation from a therapist other as a dental assistant, she sits with her legs understand people being concerned about me envelopes, then points to a name: Hammoudeh than the one chosen by the court. A judge de- crossed, fingers wrapped around a piece of in their community,” but he adds, “I have no Safi, a Guatemalan native with a 2003 convic-

XX, 2008 XX, nied his petition. The law allows Romeos just junk mail on which she’s scribbled notes. intention of doing anything like that again.”) tion for gross sexual imposition of someone 28, 2013 28, one shot to get off the list — and his was blown. “It’s just such a disconnect that there are Like a gun moll in a film noir, she under 13. “He was just put on the registry yester-

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M from a school bus stop, a violation of Lake their victims were not listed as a child [and] over the years. Today, the offenders database wide smile. “So tell me, is my sex Worth’s ordinance. Move or face arrest. they get free rein,” she says, nods breaking lists only 11 offenders in the 33314 ZIP code. crimes officer doing his job?” “I don’t even know where the bus stop is,” out in the audience. “It’s almost insane.” (For comparison, nearby 33317 has 37.) Davie he says. He couldn’t even contest the case until Luis Andino was another neighbor who had Police did not return calls about Parkhurst’s Email [email protected] 1414 browardpalmbeach.com Your essential local

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row. But one bowling event aims to make NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM DISH MUSIC food mean a whole lot more than just a sudden poultry shoutout. Boca Helping Hands is hosting its seventh-annual Bowling for Bread this Sunday, and we have a feeling even the Dude would abide. The event is a food drive cleverly disguised as a superfun day throwing a ball down the lane. The chance to bowl and do some good for the community is a hard one to pass up, so don’t be a turkey. Get your tail feathers out there and gobble up those pins. Yeah, we said it! Bowling for Bread is Sunday from 2 to 5 p.m. at Strikes (21046 Commercial Trail, Boca Raton). Donations are $50 for a single participant, $200 to reserve a lane, and $600 for a sponsorship. Visit bocahelpinghands.org, or email karen@ bocahelpinghands.org. DANA KRANGEL WED 8/28 NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH ▼ FOOD+DRINK EAT AROUND Everyone has done a pub crawl; if you haven’t, you’re boring. Most people have managed to eat their way through a prix fixe meal; if not, you’re probably a philis- tine. Most individuals, however, have not managed to do both at the same time; if you Like Broward-Palm have, it’s time to pat yourself on the back. On Wednesday at 7 p.m., Dishcrawl is Beach New Times to making its way to downtown Fort Lauder- get expert tips. dale. The crawl will make the rounds to four walking-distance restaurants to sample small foursquare.com/ plates from each one. The destinations are kept secret until 48 hours before the event, newtimesbroward when the meet-up point is revealed — all A

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BY ERICA K. LANDAU Matt Bors, who became a

ts | o N te ts f adolescent rebellion is, for most kids, superstar among millen- just a developmental phase, for Stephanie nials when he published a McMillan it was more like a political awak- strip on CNN.com eviscer- ening. Even as a middle-schooler, this ating Time magazine’s (and Broward County native dreamed of join- others’) lazy “generational Iing a commune and resented missing the ’60s. slander.” It went viral. WEIGHT LOSS But as an adult, she had to make a liv- McMillan’s 2012 book, phy sician supervised ing. She was just a few years out of college The Beginning of the when her job at a corporate-owned media American Fall, a composite outlet collided with her radical beliefs. of essays, reporting, and ews | pulp c | N ews ay APPETITE It was 1992, and McMillan was writing drawn images from her SUPPRESSANTS for the popular Fort Lauderdale alt-weekly time at Stop the Machine XS (later known as City Link). She had just (an Occupy-type protest

Night+ d finished an article about the detention and group), epitomizes the FREE deportation of immigrants. Because, how- genre. It also won an CONSULTATION ever, she also was directly involved in the R.F.K. Journalism Award.

tage | tage issue she was covering — McMillan was an Her latest, Capitalism Robert B. Bell, D.O. advocate for detainee rights — her boss said Must Die, due out in her work could not be viewed as objective: October, doesn’t have a •••(954) 527-4500••• It would undermine the paper’s reputation. plot per se but is a series Stephanie McMillan 400 SE 12th St. (Davie Blvd.) Ste. A, Fort Lauderdale Give up participating in the struggles she of one-panel drawings and believed in, she was told, or give up writ- essays, organized by chapters (including one cartoonists can pull that off.” www.ableweightloss.com ing and report- titled “50 Ways to Prepare for the Revolu- Rall, who’s edited McMillan’s work ing hard news. tion”) that support the thesis of the title. in the past, describes her as an “art- COMICS So McMillan “There are a lot of texts out there that ist engageé,” an artist engaged in the stepped away explain capitalism. But many people find world. And it’s this that ultimately sets JOURNALISM IS from the news them difficult, overwhelming, academic, her apart from her comics peers. EXPERIENCING side and instead and often boring,” McMillan says about why “Like Simone de Beauvoir and Jean-Paul A MOMENT wrote XS’s event the text/comics hybrid proved advanta- Sartre, Stephanie is deeply involved in try- listings, a posi- geous for such a dense subject. “I wanted ing to change the world whose injustices | music | dish | film Art s | music | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | RIGHT NOW. tion she held until to present the topic in a form that is very and oppression she comments upon in it was eliminated in 2008. The early and accessible to the most people possible, her work,” he says. “She doesn’t sit on the sudden change of office tracks allowed because for me this is not an intellectual sidelines as do as so many others in our her to remain an activist outside of work exercise or a means of self-expression profession. I don’t know why it is, but a lot but, as it turned out, did not spell the end but a way to help build a movement. of cartoonists seem to be interested in one of her serious journalistic pursuits. Still, “capitalism is extremely complex,” subject: themselves. Not her. Not at all.” McMillan is part of the genre of com- she continues. “While I can condense in- McMillan, who also contributed to the ics journalism — using words and illus- formation pretty well, there’s a limit. Some third volume of the best-selling Graphic trations for journalistic purposes. The elaboration in text is really necessary.” Canon anthology, is skilled enough at funny pages and superhero comics don’t Capitalism Must Die features McMillan’s her craft that cartooning pays the bills, count, but the form includes editorial signature style: a cute, simple approach to via advances for books, freelance work and political cartoons as well as long- drawing, coupled with acerbic, take-no- (she’s been published in the Los Ange- form reportage in graphic novels. prisoners messaging. Her regular cast of les Times and the Daily Beast, to name a Co mics journalism is not new, but by many characters is all here: the squished, ogre-y couple), commissions to illustrate graphic accounts, it’s experiencing a moment right corporate types who kill off the planet and novels, and Kickstarter campaigns. NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW

New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm now. In May, the Christian Science Moni- speak only caveman; the smug, dodohead, “People often resist fully comprehend- tor offered “Five Reasons Graphic Novels fratboy capitalists who don’t understand ing the reality of what’s happening to our Are the Next Big Thing at Your Library.” In why you didn’t inherit millions and in turn world and its people, because it’s so painful,” N 2011, the Poynter Institute described prac- invest it properly; and, of course, the quick- McMillan says. “When I share informa- titioners as a “new breed of journalist.” witted yet patient revolutionary rabbit, tion, sometimes I’ve made friends burst Take, for instance, the partnership be- Bunnista, who puts up with all of them. into tears and then stop talking to me. This

XX, 2012 XX, tween Pulitzer Prize-winning reporter “Stephanie is one of the most extraordi- is not really the response I’m looking for. 28, 2013 28, and ever-serious journo Chris Hedges of nary writers and cartoonists in the United I want to help strengthen people to resist,

ONTH the Nation and pioneer cartoonist/fellow States,” says Ted Rall, a widely syndicated not make them depressed. I’ve found that ugust What’s all the war correspondent Joe Sacco, who in 2012 editorial cartoonist and Pulitzer Prize if I put a sugar coating on the bitter pill, the co-released Days of Destruction, Days of finalist. “Her comics journalism, for ex-

22-A medicine is more likely to be accepted. XX–M Revolt, an illustrated polemic about poverty ample [The American Fall], ranks among “Oscar Wilde once said, ‘If you want in America. Or Georgia congressman John some of the best editorial commentary in to tell people the truth, make them ONTH ugust A

M Lewis, who last month made an appearance visual form that has ever been produced. laugh. Otherwise they’ll kill you.’ So about? at Comic-Con to promote his graphic novel “I love her graphics style,” he con- I try to make the truth amusing.” March, a firsthand account of his years as a tinues. “[Her] line is edgy and crackly Follow us at BrowardNTStreet civil rights activist. Then there is cartoonist and feels very vibrant. Not too many [email protected] 2020 browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com

▼ Film A Thin Stout The World’s End is a likable brew, but not for the ages. BY STEPHANIE ZACHAREK | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s he laddish pleasures of The ies, and that revelation — though it has a | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | World’s End, Edgar Wright’s supernatural explanation — is crushing. comedy about a group of middle- What’s more, as they trek from pub to pub, aged guys drinking beer and they realize that each one now looks just facing mortality, come with a like the last. The individualistic little water- Tbittersweet edge. In the old days, the lead ing holes of the old days, each with its own character, Gary King, used to be the coolest specific quirks, have kid in school, at least in the outlaw sense: now succumbed to He’d strut through his little English town WHATEVER generic renovations. in a flowing black coat and Sisters of Mercy SWAGGER It’s all well and T-shirt, and the establishment could kiss THEY MIGHT good to tell stories his royal arse. Except it didn’t. Cut to the of middle-aged men present, where Gary, jobless and aimless, HAVE HAD AS reckoning with both decides to get all his old mates together so YOUNG MEN their lost youth they can finally complete the massive pub HAS BURNED and their impend- crawl they’d left unfinished 20-odd years OFF. ing mortality. But earlier. The present-day Gary, played by The World’s End Simon Pegg, has kept the coat and the T- is perhaps more touching for what it says shirt, a uniform he dons proudly for this about the changed landscape of England. reunion. The clothes still fit him; what he The soundtrack here is marvelous, a mix tage | a rt | Film D ish Musi C can’t see is that they no longer suit him. of ’90s numbers from the likes of the Stone But wait — that makes The World’s End, Roses, Suede, and Primal Scream. But in the third comedy from the writing team of its most elegiac moments, The World’s End Pegg and Wright, sound way too serious. conjures a much older song that Wright And it’s really only sort of serious, when doesn’t include here (though he featured it it’s not being totally ridiculous. Like Shaun in Hot Fuzz): What this village of McPubs of the Dead and Hot Fuzz before it, The needs is a little of the Kinks’ “Village Green World’s End is a big, shaggy dog of a thing, Laurie Sparham Preservation Society.” Everybody confronts a free-spirited ramble held together by Pegg as Gary: Confronting lost youth isn’t always pretty. his or her lost youth. But when your favorite off-kilter asides, clever-dumb puns, and pub starts offering a vegan menu, it re- seemingly random bits of dialogue that Wright’s movies is always their strong suit. little more than a handful of chuckles. ally does seem like the end of the world. could almost become catch phrases in spite But structurally, they’re so loose-jointed — The World’s End does strive for some- of themselves. (In the days since I’ve seen held together with rubber bands, pieces of thing more: When the boys return to their [email protected] The World’s End, I’ve often found myself string, and other bits and bobs — that they town — it has the hypercozy name Newton muttering, for no earthly reason, “Fuck off, almost fall apart even as you’re watching Haven — no one remembers them. What- The World’s End Starring Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Paddy Considine, NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH you big lamp!”) Like Shaun of the Dead, The them. Wright’s movies can be great fun, but ever swagger they might have had as young Martin Freeman, Eddie Marsan, and Rosamund New Times Broward-palm B each World’s End also features a supernatural they demand that you live in their moment, men has burned off. If they ever were some- Pike. Directed by Edgar Wright. Written by Simon element, though Wright has begged critics because once they’re over, you’re left with bodies, they’re now most certainly nobod- Pegg and Edgar Wright. 109 minutes. Rated R. not to give too much of it away. But he never said we couldn’t call it Invasion of the Body Snatchers meets Diner, so there you go. Actually, the supernatural stuff doesn’t ▼ NEW IN FILM Sharni Vinson Bowen), Felix (Nicholas Tucci), Aimee (Amy kick in until fairly late. The movie’s first plays Erin in Seimetz), and Drake (Joe Swanberg). The kids quarter deals mostly with the somewhat You’re Next You’re Next. are brats, yet each has managed to squire a prickly relationships between this group of STARRING SHARNI VINSON, NICHOLAS TUCCI, WENDY significant other to dinner. If, deep down, their friends, played by Martin Freeman, Paddy GLENN, A.J. BOWEN, JOE SWANBERG, SARAH MYERS, dates are in it for the inheritance, who cares? Considine, Eddie Marsan, and Pegg and AMY SEIMETZ, AND TI WEST. 94 MINUTES. RATED R. Soon, everyone will be served up like a pork Wright regular Nick Frost. Gary is the only OPENS WIDE FRIDAY, AUGUST 23. chop. Adam Wingard’s brisk and brutal thriller one among them who doesn’t have a real job; most have families and heavy-duty respon- n September 17, 2011, 1,000 protesters celebrates the quick kill; with ten people to sibilities, though all are at least a little lost. set up tents in Manhattan’s financial whack, there’s no time to waste. As for the si- Considine’s character has long harbored district and dubbed themselves Oc- lent-but-deadly killers, they’re tromping Ocupy Wall Street. Four days later, Lionsgate around in commando gear like rabbit Rambos M

a crush on Freeman’s sister, played by the A ONTH ever-radiant Rosamund Pike. He gets a sec- purchased You’re Next — a home-invasion while the Davisons quiver like boiled carrots. ugust

ond chance with her when she shows up slasher that slices up a family of 1 percenters — Unlike most horror flicks, which save their cre- XX–M at one of the scheduled pub stops, but Gary and should have released it immediately. In- ativity for elaborate killers (It’s a ghoul! From 22-A intervenes, clumsily pawing her as if he stead, the studio sat on it and let The Purge Egypt! Who was molested by his great-aunt ugust were God’s gift, which he decidedly is not. seize the Zeitgeist. But, hey, at least the rich and wears her skin!) or kills (It’s an ice pick at- ONTH To be a woman watching The World’s are still rich, and boy, do the rest of us like tached to a corkscrew attached to a forklift XX, 2008 End is to find yourself wondering, “Don’t watching them get stabbed by stalkers in ani- that’s now attached to your face!), You’re Next 28, 2013 guys know anything?” Come to think of it, mal masks. Our prey are burrowed into the streamlines the gory stuff for something truly that’s true of nearly all of Wright’s mov- mansion of millionaire Paul Davison, who’s shocking: good characters. Not deep, mind ies, especially Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, hosting a fête for his heavily medicated wife you. But characters who are crayoned-in bright which tried (and failed) to elevate fanboy cluelessness into something noble and (Barbara Crampton) and their four preco- enough that they’re interesting even while possibly even sexy. The exuberance of ciously named adult children, Crispian (A.J. Ransberg Corey alive. AMY NICHOLSON 2121 | FILM CAPSULES | “HHHHH ” A PERFECT MOVIE! ▼ Film

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“ In a World ... — Reviewed in this issue A SUMMER LOVE STORY LOADED WITH Savannah — With all the momentum of dripping molasses, Savan- nah recounts the true-life story of Ward Allen (Jim Caviezel), a POWER AND FEELING. larger-than-life outdoorsman too big to be boxed in by early I COULDN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.” 20th-century societal boundaries. Rejecting his privileged SALON plantation heritage to hunt ducks alongside freed slave sidekick Christmas (Chiwetel Ejiofor), Ward proves a Shakespeare-quoting wild man increasingly unfit for modern life. Annette Haywood- from the writers of (500) Days of summer Carter’s Hallmark Channel-ish film celebrates his rabble-rousing and fiercely independent streak with a suffocating earnestness. Drenched in dewy-eyed nostalgia, tinged with sorrow for the way changing tides made Ward an outcast, the story overflows with reverence but is drastically short on passion or suspense, and the framing device — in which an aged Christmas (Ejiofor, in awful old-man make-up) remembers his exploits with Ward to a friend (Bradley Whitford)—is as awkward and messy as the action proper is inert. Ward’s marriage to a society woman (Jaimie Alexander) who falls for him despite her father’s (Sam Shepard) misgivings, as well as his eventual descent into isolated obsolescence, are all dramatized in the same gently

NIGHT+DAY | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | | PULP CONTENTS | NEWS NIGHT+DAY wistful register, so that despite a soulful turn from Caviezel as a Christ-like iconoclast compelled to buck convention, the film’s one note soon comes to feel like a flatline. (N.S.) The Spectacular Now — In The Spectacular Now, two kids as specific as you are fall into slow, uncertain love, their hearts filling up with each other but not always synchronously. You know that person you made out with one weekend in high school, the one whose © 2013 TSN VENTURES, LLC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. kiss made the world fall away — but then breezed by like you didn’t exist during Monday’s passing period? There’s plenty of that here, Boca Raton Boca Raton DelRay Beach DelRay Beach EXCLUSIVE ENGAGEMENTS Cinemark Regal Delray MarketPlace Regal Delray but with one thing that really would have helped back then: a clear Palace 20 Shadowood 16 S t a d i u m 1 2 I M A X & F D XBeach 18 START FRIDAY, AUGUST 23 (800) FANDANGO #2157 (800) FANDANGO #175 (561) 454-8002 (800) FANDANGO #181 sense of psychology. The lovers here are not a natural match, and when apart they have to dare themselves to keep going—it would be simpler for Sutter Keely (Miles Teller), a Georgia small town’s king of beers, to party on without Aimee Finicky, a college-bound tutor- type whose wallflower-to-beauty transformation isn’t ridiculous.

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THURSDAY 08/22 might be dumb enough not to notice her until the day she turns up fetchingly tanned and tank-topped at a campground kegger. 2 COL. ( 4.72” ) X 5.25” FS/AS She’s a tender, moving creation, marvelously played. The movie ART | STAGE | | STAGE | ART FILM | MUSIC DISH | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | “ is the boy’s story, of course, as serious film romances unfailingly SMART,ALL.SPN.0822.BNTEmail GENEROUS#2 AND are. Fortunately, this boy is a slothful charmer, as drunk on his “ own good humor as he is on the contents of his flask, the kind of ALTOGETHER WINNING. movable fiesta a young Tom Hanks could have played. Unlike his ’80s comedy forbears, this slob is treated as a dismaying riddle - A. O. SCOTT, rather than a beacon of everydude honesty — his challenge isn’t to triumph over the stock-type snobs, it’s to shape all his likable traits into a self with something to offer the adult world. (A.S.) You’re Next — Reviewed in this issue. ONGOING 5 lb maine lobster twin 1 1/2 lb. * Elysium — In Neill Blomkamp’s dystopian science-fiction fantasy, $ maine lobsters Matt Damon’s Max is a tattooed grunt stranded on the Earth of * the future, a dismal, dried-out planet filled with have-nots who Each39.95 Sharing Charge $3.95 $ live short, brutish lives. The rich have long ago decamped to their 19.95From 2:00 - 5:30PM own shiny, inhabitable satellite, Elysium, where all its citizens enjoy twin 1 1/4 lb. miraculous health-o-matic machines installed in every home. Fol- maine lobsters NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM lowing a series of unfortunate events — on this future Earth, there * 10 lb is no other kind — Max accepts a mission to help his fellow citizens. $ maine lobster Among the obstacles in his way are Elysium’s super-defensive 14.95From 2:00 - 5:30PM * secretary-of-defense-type Delacourt (Jodie Foster), who makes After 5:30PM $18.95 $ her entrance in a Jetsons-worthy tailored white dress and a Tilda 79.95 Swinton haircut, looking so sharp you could cut yourself on her birthday Valid with ad only. flaring nostrils. You don’t have to be a bloodhound to smell an al-

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▼ Dish Betting on Buffett Hollywood Beach restaurateurs sound off on Margaritaville. BY ZACHARY FAGENSON | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s ven on a blistering August week- ville will open with more than 1,000 spots, | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | day, a healthy flow of people struts with 600 of them for the public, but some up and down the Broadwalk, the are skeptical they’ll make it that long. paved pedestrian walkway that “I don’t think the city has given any con- lines Hollywood Beach. There’s sideration to how badly it’s going to affect Ea strand of blue-collar businesses to the west us,” said Manoucher “Ali” Shaditalab, who and wide-open sand and waves to the east. owns the Peruvian restaurant Pachamamma Walking down the strip is a pair of girls with on Johnson Street. In the first month since purple-and-pink-dyed hair in skimpy bikinis the parking crunch, he estimated busi- whose bellies jiggle with each step they take ness is down 60 to 70 percent. “I’ve spoken toward the shade. Twenty-something bros with the minimarket beside me, and he in Spy sunglasses and flowered board shorts said he can’t last more than two months.” walk slowly, dragging their Reef sandals. “Two years [without parking] is not six Around lunchtime, much of the res- months,” says Hasan Kochan, who owns Istan- taurants’ outdoor seating is empty. Near bul Restaurant, a Turkish spot that plays loud, Buchanan Street at Hollywood Grill, an driving techno and serves spicy pizzas topped Armenian and Russian restaurant, work- with lamb and tomato. “People could wait six, ers sit four across at a table on the far edge eight, ten months, but two years is too much.” of the sidewalk near the front door. They Yet opinions vary, even around the stare out over the Broadwalk as a towel- corner. Some business owners are con- tage | a rt | Film | dish m usi C wrapped family of tourists speaking Italian cerned over the effects of Margaritaville’s pauses to look at the menu. It plies pickled construction, while others brush it off. herring with potatoes, lamb kebabs, and a “Business attracts business,” says Na- platter of cured beef tongue and basturma, than Lieberman, who with his father, South an Eastern European cured meat that’s Beach developer Alan Lieberman, owns Taco heavily salted and seasoned with cumin, Beach Shack. Three years after opening, fenugreek, garlic, and paprika. Yet the fam- the small, outdoor-seating-only restaurant ily slinks instead to a nearby bar advertis- has become a favorite thanks to tacos filled ing “The World’s Best Bloody Mary.” with juicy short rib or freshly grilled mahi. As you near Lieberman says he’s not concerned Johnson Street, the about the more than half-dozen restau- RENDERINGS quiet din of a faraway rants the new resort will hold either. OF THE hydraulic drill grows “When the weather is nice, no one FINISHED to a low roar. Only a stays inside a hotel; they walk around RESORT few hardhat-wearing the beach; they go to the cafés,” he adds. NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH

construction work- “Hollywood Beach needs Margaritaville, New Times Broward-palm B each SHOW WHAT ers walk around more development, and more action.” COULD BE A the dusty, gravelly In the meantime, we’ve rounded up the LOVE BOAT site that in about ten best restaurants on Hollywood Beach: BACKDROP. three years will be transformed into Nick’s Bar & Grill Margaritaville, a manufactured, Caribbean- 1214 N. BROADWALK, 954-920-2800 influenced resort hideaway inspired by NICKSBARHOLLYWOOD.COM Jimmy Buffett’s beach-bum brand. Devel- When you ask South Floridians for a rec- oper Lon Tabatchnick, who’s partnering CandaceWest.com ommendation on Hollywood Beach, Nick’s with hotel giant Starwood Capital on the Buffett is likely to stop by the resort for Nick’s New England steamers is the name that always pops up. At 2 p.m., project, finally took control of city-owned a grand-opening performance, according still wet from the ocean, you can stroll up land in early July after securing $80 million to the company that manages the Margari- blender, people chow down on fried clam rolls to one of the windows on the stone-built toward the $147 million project. He’s signed taville brand. After that, who knows? and chicken wings. Ferro estimates the beach bar and order a frozen strawberry daiquiri, a 99-year lease on the waterfront property “Jimmy tours regularly, and if it works out will see, on average, an additional 500 people and at 2 a.m., you can go in again for a beer. and is to pay $1 million a year for the life of that a tour stop in Hollywood makes sense, per day and is knocking down his longstand- Order the Ipswich clams with drawn butter. the lease. The city is kicking in $23 million then absolutely,” said Tamara Baldanza, ing dive to build a three-story restaurant he The meaty mollusks are lovingly referred and expects to bring in about $1.9 billion director of new business for Margarita- says will have all of the original location’s to as “pissers” for the water jet they shoot M A ONTH over the lifetime of the deal. Work was sup- ville Hospitality Group, “but you’ll never charm, along with space for all the new blood. out as they filter food from the seawater. ugust

posed to kick off in March, but hurdles in know for sure when he’s going to come.” “Anything they do to improve the area is XX–M financing and permitting forced develop- Meanwhile, the attitude toward the good,” says Fulvio Sardelli, who owns the Organic Brewery 22-A ers to at least twice delay construction. 350-room resort, where that lost shaker pricey Sardelli’s Italian Steakhouse on the 290 N. BROADWALK, 954-674-9674 ONTH Renderings of the finished resort show of salt may be hiding, is skeptical. Intracoastal Waterway side of the beach. ORGANICBREWERYHOLLYWOOD.COM ugust what could be the backdrop for an episode “It’s going to be a hassle until it’s built, but as “Maybe I’ll get a customer or two out of it.” It’s Edelweiss on the Atlantic. Organic XX, 2008 of the Love Boat. Multiple pools are sur- soon as it’s completed, it’s going to bring reve- Yet from an informal survey of busi- Brewery’s fermenting vats glitter through 28, 2013 rounded by tall royal palms. There’s a nue to the Broadwalk, especially me,” says Bob ness owners, what they seem to fear the glass windows, easily drawing in passing circular, two-level tiki bar with a massive Ferro, owner of Nick’s Bar & Grille, an institu- most is the 27 months it will take to build tourists. Here they brew a nutty, hoppy India thatched roof that backs up to a glittering, tion on the beach. “We need it desperately.” the resort. The Johnson Street garage and Pale Ale and a filling stout they call Rus- gray-and-white hotel. A grounded twin- Throughout the day, beachgoers walk up a neighboring lot closed last month, and sian Knight, which leaves a lingering taste propeller plane and a long sailboat with a to the open windows at Nick’s to grab a beer. with them went 800 spots, almost a third of of coffee. As the craft beer obsession builds billowing jib sail jut toward the Broadwalk. Inside, to the hum of a strawberry daiquiri all public parking on the beach. Margarita- and beercentric joints look more >> p24 23 Betting on Buffett from p23 they’ve had Kochan’s Turkish pizzas — small round flatbreads topped with ground lamb like gastropubs than German bierhauses, and tomatoes and fragrantly seasoned Organic is a relief. There’s a floor-to-ceiling with coriander, cumin, and parsley — they mural of cobblestone roads lined with small might be willing to search a bit longer. white-and-green Bavarian cottages. Grab a seat in one of the chunky wood chairs, Sugar Reef Grill order a manhole-sized chicken schnitzel, 600 N. SURF ROAD, 954-922-1119 and grab a growler with some stout to go. SUGARREEFGRILL.COM browardpalmbeach.com

browardpalmbeach.com While dive joints line the Hollywood Beach Taco Beach Shack Broadwalk, Sugar Reef offers upscale Carib- 334 ARIZONA ST., 954-920-6523 bean cuisine (like gumbo and Jamaican jerk- TACOBEACHSHACK.COM rubbed pork loin) in a setting that somehow There’s a lot of beach food on Hollywood gives a white-tablecloth-dining feel while Beach, and tacos more than fit the category. holding on to that beachfront ambiance. Yet the tacos and overstuffed burritos from Paper-covered tables and crayons allow kids South Beach real estate tycoon Alan Lieber- to entertain themselves as they wait. Mean- man’s Taco Beach Shack are a cut above the while, an adult can kick back with a glass of rest. Pull up a stool at the bar and order a wine and pair it with roasted duck with a short-rib taco topped with a nuclear spicy sweet and spicy mango salsa or a combina- kimchi slaw. There are also calamari and tion of shrimp, mussels, and calamari with cilantro tacos as well as quesadillas stuffed pasta in a creamy tomato pesto sauce. with mahi-mahi, pico de gallo, and cilantro cream. Though his place is only a stone’s Sardelli’s Italian Steakhouse throw from where Margaritaville is rising, 331 VAN BUREN ST., 954-921-8331 co-owner Nathan Lieberman has few con- SARDELLIS.COM cerns. “I think business attracts business, The Sardelli family — known for Fulvio’s and people attract people,” he says. “The 1900, just off Hollywood Boulevard — spent

NIGHT+DAY | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | | CONTENTS | PULP | NEWS NIGHT+DAY more energy, the more action, the better.” five years and their life savings turning an empty lot just off the Pachamamma Restaurant beach into an opulent 321 JOHNSON ST., 954-926-1020 THE SARDELLIS Italian villa. After the PACHAMAMMARESTAURANT.COM SPENT THEIR massive investment, About a year ago, Carolina and Manoucher LIFE SAVINGS Fulvio Sardelli said “Ali” Shaditalab bought Pachamamma that he sees Mar- to pursue Carolina’s dream of owning a TURNING garitaville developer restaurant. The design echoes the art of AN EMPTY Lon Tabatchnick as a ancient Central America, and the cuisine is LOT INTO AN man of his word and a survey of everything that has made Peru OPULENT that the area needs a culinary force to be reckoned with. Even ITALIAN VILLA. any and all improve- on a hot day, their aji de gallina, a traditional ment. Whether Peruvian chicken stew, hits the spot. The it will bring people in the door for a $15 combination of a creamy, garlicky taxicab- scallop — perfectly cooked and set atop a yellow sauce with pulled chicken and parsley pesto sauce and creamy parsnip steamed rice is just what you need to help puree — remains to be seen, however. FILM | ART | STAGE | | STAGE | ART | MUSIC DISH FILM | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | bring on that afternoon nap in the sun. Billy’s Stone Crab Hollywood Grill 400 N. OCEAN DRIVE, 954-923-2300 905 N. BROADWALK, 954-272-2525 CRABS.COM 1515 SE 17th St. Ft. Lauderdale • 954.523.9441 HOLLYWOOD-GRILL.NET Old-world manners are standard issue here, From Russia with love. Hollywood Grill where waiters wear matte-black ties and serves myriad Eastern European cuisine clean, pressed white shirts. Here, sitting in an you can find in the homes of Georgians, oversized blue banquette, you can get your Armenians, and others from the former fill of steak, stone crab, and fresh-caught Soviet Union. The stars of the menu are Florida fish all before massive windows that the kebabs — lamb, beef, chicken, sea bass, offer a stunning Intracoastal view. If you’re snapper, and more. If you’re looking to get vacationing on a budget, the place also serves a bit more adventurous, then try the pick- alligator tidbits. Rubbery pieces of gamey led herring or cured beef tongue. Be happy tail meat are fried up crisp and served with you can take this culinary trip without even mustard sauce and a spicy remoulade. NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM having to change your wet bathing suit. Le Tub Saloon Istanbul Restaurant 1100 N. OCEAN DRIVE, 954-921-9425 707 N. BROADWALK, 954-921-1263 THELETUB.COM ISTANBULONTHEBEACH.COM Whatever changes come to Hollywood Beach, Hasan Kochan’s Istanbul is one of the main- it seems like Le Tub Saloon — practically XX, 2012 XX,

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one song with its first release, “Out of Time.” 3. Van Halen properly or entirely, and they all went back to The Replacements Perhaps it’s karmic; Weiland is forced to see his David Lee Roth fans derisively call the their first marriages with separate reunions of Scott Weiland and four old band find success with a new singer. A decade Sammy Hagar era of this California band Van Rage Against the Machine and Soundgarden. earlier, Weiland himself was a smash replacement Hagar. It’s true that all sense of humor evapo- 1. Santana other frontmen who found for one of the biggest singers in rock history. With rated with Roth’s dismissal in exchange for A unique property, Santana was based fame with other rock bands. Axl Rose spending his days crocheting his hair serious, self-important ballads suitable for Pepsi around its guitarist, Carlos Santana, who, in BY DAVID ROLLAND into cornrows, Velvet Revolver formed with Wei- ad campaigns. But Van Halen sold more albums spite of naming the band after himself, rarely land and former Guns N’ Roses members Slash, with Hagar singing the tunes than it did with sang. The classic rock staples “Black Magic he Beatles would have been the Duff McKagan, and Matt Sorum. Their first album, Diamond Dave. Both sides want to pretend that Woman” and “Oye Como Va” were sung by Beatles even with Pete Best behind Contraband, debuted at number one on the Gary Cherone, lead singer of Extreme, didn’t organist Gregg Rolie. After Rolie left to form the drum kit. The Yardbirds went from charts, and their second album made the top five. take over the microphone for Van Halen for other bands, including Journey, a parade of TEric Clapton to Jeff Beck to Jimmy Page with- But he’s not the only lead singer of a powerful three years. And no one remembers that arch- singers came and went before 1999’s Super- out skipping a beat. Nobody can ever name rock band who’s found success as a replacement nemeses Roth and Hagar joined forces at one natural. This album struck gold (or rather, 30

the bassist. But if you change the lead singer, to another. Here are four other acts that were able point to tour together to stick it to Van Halen. times platinum) by increasing the speed with M A ugust a band is transformed completely and ut- to navigate the tricky tango of changing frontmen: 2. Audioslave which the revolving door moved singers along. ONTH terly. Follow the career of Scott Weiland and 4. AC/DC Following the Velvet Revolver blueprint — One song employed Rob Thomas of Matchbox XX–M you will see this truism not once but twice. When Bon Scott died from excessive that of a popular group losing its singer and Twenty, another had Dave Matthews, and oth- 22-A Weiland, who will perform Saturday with the alcohol abuse in 1980 after recording the un- re-forming with a superstar from another outfit ers featured Lauren Hill and Cee Lo Green. ugust

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SATURDAY, AUG. 24 Marc Anthony: 8 p.m., $70-$205. American Airlines Arena, 601 Biscayne Blvd., Miami, 305-960-8500, aaarena.com. KBG Band: 7:30 p.m., Free. Hollywood Beach Theater, 100 Johnson St., Hollywood, 954-921-3404, hollywoodfl.org. Reggae Ram Jam: 2 p.m., $10. The Box Expo Center, 2223 Palm Beach Lakes Blvd., West Palm Beach, 561-800-2296. Respectable Street’s 26th anniversary block party with Cold Cave: With free pizza and performances by Jacuzzi Boys, the Band In Heaven, Beach Day, Rebel, Astari Nite, Deaf Poets, Bonnie Riot, and more, 8 p.m., Free. Respectable Street, 518 Clematis St., West Palm Beach, 561-832-9999, respectablestreet.com/rst/. Slightly Stoopid and Atmosphere: 6:30 p.m., $95. Sunset Cove tage | a rt | Film D ish | Music Amphitheater, 12551 Glades Road, Boca Raton, 561-488-8069, pbcgov.com/parks/amphitheaters/sunsetcove/. Scott Weiland: 7 p.m., $28.50. Revolution Live, 100 SW 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-449-1025, jointherevolution.net. Linda Witsell & Friends: 8 p.m., $25-$35. Arts Garage, 180 NE 1st St., Delray Beach, 561-450-6357, artsgarage.org.

SUNDAY, AUG. 25 Backstreet Boys: In A World Like This Tour: $35-$115. Cruzan Amphitheatre, 601-7 Sansbury’s Way 7, West Palm Beach, 561- 795-8883, cruzanamphitheatre.net.

MONDAY, AUG. 26 Panic Disorder: Free. Murphy’s Law Irish Pub, 1 Seminole Way, Fort Lauderdale, 954-791-4782, themurphyslaw.com. Romance with a Light Swing: 7:30 p.m., Free. Hollywood Beach The- ater, 100 Johnson St., Hollywood, 954-921-3404, hollywoodfl.org. New Times Broward-palm B each NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH

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