****** You guys get ***********ALL STAR what you deserve Cord Weekly EDITION ****** the Thursday, March 21, 1974 *********** SAC to ratify positions Find out by Tom Garner by the then-newly-elected pres- finance and accounting, has where Three be positions will officially ident Dave McKinley. McKinley served as, business manager for filled at the SAC meeting today at chose to include a screening Radio Laurier this year under 4:30. SAC will be asked to ratify session into the decision-making Turvey. Turvey feels that his it goes Phil Turvey's choices for the process, and the applicant he experience and course content positions of Director of Student submitted to SAC was not the one make Fletcher well suited to the Activities., Director of Finance, most favoured by the panel in- particular since the system This coming Tuesday a panel of four "informed" students will task, and Radio Laurier Station Man- volved. In SAC, McKinley failed to set up by outgoing VP Finance confront the top four money managers of the university in an ager. garner the necessary support for Steve Dinely is best by effort to resolve once and for understood all the incessant misun- As of Tuesday, only two ap- his choice, Blair Mullin, arid was someone familiar with the derstandings among ac- students over the operation of the ancillary plications for Director of Student forced to chose the other can- counting systems taught here in services, i.e. the dining hall, The Torque Room, The Bookstore Activities (DSA) had been didate, Garth Webb, who did business. Turvey also emphasized and the residences. Also included on the list received from Colin received, and SAC President Tur- achieve ratification before SAC. that Fletcher has worked with McKay, Director of Student Services and originator of the forum, vey did not expect any more as Webb later forfeited his position Dinely this year and is already is the Student Union Building which is wholly operated by this is written. The two ap- when he served notice that he familiar with the system. Student Council. plications have been submitted by would not return to school for this Squaring off in Conrad Hall Recreation Room at 1:30 will be, Brenda Boyes and Mary Louise term. Blair Hansen stepped into Turvey will submit Jack Steumpel SAC for for the administration, University Controller Tarn Wittig, both third year business the breach, and was ratified in the to ratification as Giesbrecht, Manager Business Manager, Cliff Bilyea, Accountant Gary.Lambert, students. Turvey will submit one fall. Station of Radio Laurier. and Steumpel has already assumed the finally bookstore operator. Paul Fischer; and for the name before SAC, and ratification One application has been students, duties of Station Manager, and has SAC executive members PhilTurvey, Aubrey Ferguson, Rick requires a two thirds majority of recieved for the position of VP the entire- membership of SAC. Finance for SAC. Turvey been running Radio Laurier since Cropley, and lastly, Food Services (Advisory) Committee will Manager This procedure is in keeping with submit Mark Fletcher to SAC for ex-Station Turvey left to Chairperson Phil Poole. become SAC President. Steumpel The goal of the forum is the desire to have the school's the constitution, but differs from ratification on Thursday. Fletcher, year page students "the principal consumers of these services" fully un- the procedure followed last year who is going into fourth continued on 6 derstand the financial operation of the services. Thequestions concerning the operation of these servicestiaye. been quite numerous over the last year. Students have at various Excitement but no speech at U of T times questioned mortgage payment the ethics of methods, the TORONTO (CUP) Edward that Banfield, as president scholars as justifying a lack of 'rent' charged to the bookstore, and the organization of Banfield; a visiting American Nixon's advisor and author of action in correcting gross social residences. While the forum will most likely allow for a full urbanologist, was prevented from books such as "The Unheavenly inequalities." examination of the actual facts and figures of operations for the speaking .March 13 at the City", should not be tolerated or But, he said, the most important various services, it is doubtful the 50 minute time period will University of Toronto by members permittedto speak. "Racism can't issue is "the right of the com- allow for any detailed ,dialogue on university priorities, which of the Students for a Democratic be tolerated," he said. "It's not a munity to hear Banfield and form have also come under fire over the past few years. Society and their supporters. question of'academic freedom." their own opinions." Forexample,lhe university shifted $1.2 million from operating A packed crowd of about 200 Leah argued Banfield was an The Governing Council funds to pay for the athletic complex, money that normally roared its disapproval as about 20 apologist for policies responsible executive voted to call on the would have been used for teachers salaries, library acquisitions, students occupied the platform for the oppression of the black existing disciplinary procedures to and general funding of the academic aspect of the university. where Banfield was slated to people and as such he has to be deal with students who disrupted Alternately, such money, iftransferred could have been used for speak. responsible for those policies. the Banfield meeting. erecting a music building or a building for the Business Banfield came in with political The Students' Administrative The executive also passed a department. How was the decision reached to direct the money economy department chairman Council (SAC) met late March 13 motion asking the administration, into the athletic complex, and how much responsibility did these Stephen Dupre and several U of T to discuss the incident and in consultation with various individual finance officers have? Also important, is the role of police but was prevented from released a statement the following campus organizations, to develop Colin ,McKay, the 'moderator' of the forum in establishing speaking. day. a statement on the question of priorities. McKay has stated that the gym seats four thousand Banfield, a former advisor to The SAC executive said the guarantees of the freedom of people, twice the number that attend the school, because of U.S. president Richard Nixon has invitation to Banfield to speak on speech on campus. 'community How was such a decision made? been widely accused of publicizing campus was "injudicious and Faculty of arts and science dean use. racist provocative," There may be room for such questioning at the forum. theories. but Bob Greene said the American controversial professor repudiated the actions taken by the Studies should Giesbrecht, as the final authority on financing has After the Committee have had con- left, the crowd broke up into SDS to prevent the speech. prepared statements and ad- siderable influence on university operation, especially through groups of arguing students as the "The SAC executive wishes to in calling days, vertisements advance the dark and gloomy now past, of only partial government SDS supporters argued with the affirm its belief in the right of free for rebuttals ofBanfield's theories. support. Now that she has consented to speak to students on majority of students at the speechas well as theright to carry Several faculty members finances, it may be time for us to question her, and the others, meeting contending Banfield did on complete and open criticism strongly criticized university on more than just the operation of ancillary services, which is, not have a right free speech and debate at any function within president Evans for not calling in for the most part a bookkeeping task. The priorities of the because of his "racist" theories. the university." the police to deal with the university should, and must come under fire if this,forum is to Some 25 students and professors SAC president, Bob Anderson, disruption. carry any meaning. Next year, if we question the university left and went over to Simcoe Hall speaking at the Governing Council U of T faculty association financial structure, after letting this opportunity pass, they may administration offices to protest executive meeting on March 14 president Bill Nelson said the say we've had our chance. This is an ideal time to question just the incident and when more questioned "the wisdom and administration abdicated its HOW this universityruns. Do not let it pass. people, including the SDS sup- motivations behind the American responsibility by not making use of Dave Schultz porters came, the building was Studies Committee offering to the powers available to it at the — sealed off. Banfield an honorarium and present time. When university president John prestigious speaking post on this Nelson said, "The calling of Evans came out, he was greeted campus when his writings have police is notas objectionable as the by applause from the majority but been widely attacked by reputable breach of academic freedom." Join the excising world of journalism! Meet new by jeers and heckling by the SDS. people!! New experiences! Yes, you can be a writer in Evans said, "I wantHo tell you three easy steps. People will stop you in the street and how disturbed I am at the treat- ask your opinion [worthless as it may be]. Fame and ment of a guest of this university, riches await. Don't delay, come today the who was not allowed to present his to Cord views". He added he would offices in the Student Union building. 20 chances only, guarantee it would not happen an opportunity of a lifetime. again. SDS member Tony Leah told the hostile crowd before the meeting Parity demands rejected TORONTO (CUP)—The Faculty of structure including those of the nature of.. student participation Social Work has so farturned down Dean's accountability and of and involvement in policy for- a student union request for parity faculty composition." mulation and the implementation on departmental decision making Other demands were for of that policy." bodies, while allowing students restoring of values class, more The students accepted a access to their own records in the flexibility in courses and the proposal to establish a work group department. opening of student records to in- to further examine the purpose of The response came March 12, a dividual students on request. professional values class, but week after students boycotted Faculty has agreed to initiate a moved that it be a parity body. classes for two days to protest the process where each student will The students rejected faculty's slow response by faculty to six have access to his or her own proposals on the remaining four demands. docket by April 1, 1974. student demands. Faculty invited The demands included parity on The faculty's position was student participation on a com- decision making bodies, including released shortly before a student mittee studying course flexibility, staffing and tenure, admissions union meeting. The faculty said in but this proposal was rejected and a parity faculty council to writing: "We are not now in a because, according to one student, Valdy, the underrated Canadian folk-singer is to appear at Conestoga "deal with issues not dealt with by position to issue a definitive "the proposal lacks reference to on Saturday, March 30. Pat Bush gives a resume of the singer and his the former commission on faculty statement as to the degrees or parity or implementation." work on page 5. The Cord Weekly Thursday, March 21, 1974 2
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to my mind do away with the ex- measure. Grass, not pense of levelling and reland- To the Boss from "II"—I have scaping when the portables are now been holding my breath for asphalt removed. over a week awaiting your brick. were Is there any "WLU Dr. Peters, if I president, hope of it arriving The workers of An appendix to this week's (which I wouldn't want to be shortly? (Mar. very much Memo" 18/74) because I'd have every peabrain To "II" from the Boss—l have interested me and has initiated giving me his or her advice onhow now thebrick in my possession and response. this to keep a happy University) I willforward it to you as soon as I After years as an on-campus four would • have the deep breathing book, I learned to live with Spain student have 1) Consider those individuals entitled "Deep Breathing" frustration, what is that aIL types of but whose homes are right here on the was loaned to you over three weeks being done to the residence campus. They are the heart ago. of WLU year cannot WLU Well, this is supposed to be my first editorial and I really can't dwellers this of the University. To the Boss from "H"—Forget think of anything to write about. continue without some opposition. 2) Try to make WLU look like a it. Its December. (I'm sorry I seem be the only (the SAC) to place for people, not for cars. Phantom 111 I've been in this confined office Black Hole of all opposing voice that speaks). day, my new Henry 3) Enjoy my sabbatical to the waiting for cohort in crime, the other editor, Page four of the WLU Memo in Hess, to arrive and try and shift this seemingly thankless task off fullest. Unexcusable question was the schematicized I can see a drastic decline in on him. Well, Henry is here now, and as you can see, I didn't description of the placement succeed. residence habitation next year, incompetency... positions for twelve portables especially among those who along I was thinking of an editorial on apathy. I could slam the needed on the WLU campus next student we have portayed so well this year. The beer drinking with me experienced the hassles of Regarding your issue of March year. From the scant information past year. Maybe this letter gargoyle, totally disinterested in anything. But didn't, because that the this 14. The article entitled "Believe it I presented I have assumed provide some food for thought apathy is a pretty worn subject and maybe we should let it rest at by will or Eat" has a drastic error in the firm mentioned was hired the from the masses. least until next week. University. Why were staff and text.The number of miles in a light I know you can't work miracles year is quoted as being 14,543,712,- I could have also written an editorial on streaking, but that's a studentsnot consulted? It seems to the Lady upstairs, but you can in- with -000,000 miles. This is not only a bad idea for two reasons. One, it's a dull and ridiculously me that we might have some give it the old college try. x overpublicized fad that deserves as much space as a story on the teresting feedback concerning this figment of sensationalistic news Thank you for your time. mis-representation mating habits of owls does and the second reason is that Edsel topic since it is we who have to live but also is a Mark Publicover directviolationand mishandling of Firenza has a habit of showing up and taking the typewriter with the decision. over the observed laws of the universe and creating a general nuisance of things when all Universities are for people. This we are Bureaucratic defined in all logical and working hard. Thusly, streaking became an unviable subject. firm has proposed the grassy as areas between the residences as scientific endeavours by the im- Then I could have written about myself, telling you all about drivel plementation of mathematics. Not my meteroic rise to power as editor of the most influential paper the bestposition for the placement the only is this value a gross in the world. I could tell you stories of corporate back-stabbing, of the needed portables. For Being the third, there was a two majority of the past four years this miscalculation of a first ap- maneuvers and general stealth which helped me to rise to and a one. My father, The Two, as campus has been my home. proximation but the culprit boasts the stolid position I am in today. I could say that I'm a great guy, he was known by his friends of a five second time limit to Despite having University per- worked in a large bureaucratic that the paper will prosper and thrive and about my past history sonnel entering my private room, evaluate the integral of cdt from t and life and pets. But it would all be quite dull and no one is organization. While he is only a equals zero to one year. Time is seemingly at will; despite having ghost image really interested, except and already know all about it. like to me his trunk not What we are me, I classrooms in what is supposed to past. the essence! willed to me, holds his Below observing here is example be a residence; despite having a another Then in a moment of supreme intelligence thought could is copy of a file smuggled out of on I I study areas confiscated by of slander the scientific com- write about food services and how rumour has it Cliff Bilyea has his office one night that could be munity by some fifth rate in- professors and used as research highly relevant never eaten in the dining hall, and how we get seconds from to no one but is competent, bungling blunderer. areas without any thought of typical of "a, failure to com- Schnieders, but, all that's untrue and that is a very bad way to set compensation; and despite many Such incompetent staff should be municate". It is art exchange any reputable editorial policy. other "trivia" which when excommunicated by between The Boss and my father- access to public media resources. Still stymied, I tried to pawn off the job on Henry again. He discussed singly seem foolish, but To Boss Phantom 11. the from Actual calculations show: me to let Garner write a farewell editorial, but Garner as a composite package have July, very hot, told "ll"—Being and 365.25x24x3600x186,242 equals refused, and told me that he is actually going to keep control created much discontent in there is a sticky ventilation residence, some students still 5,877,350,539,200.0 miles and I am merely a puppet for his desires, and he could write an problem developing, as the win- hours a day x remain in residence. Days in a year x in editorial any time he wanted to. He also said that I better get dows don't open and there is no air seconds in an hour x speed of light Dr. Peters, I'm not returning to conditioning. May I have your going because it is late, and seeing as he had all this power he c. may shoot me and blow up my house with my family in it. WLU next year, but I'm writing comment please. I this letter for all those who are. We Such incompetence shall no didn't believe him. To "II" from the Boss—Please be by scien- don't want to look out the windows put longer tolerated the find enclosed one brick to a tific community at large. It seems that a lot happened this year. We had a fee increase of "our homes" and see little small air hole in your window. classrooms staring back. We don't David Rooke, of six dollars, how many of you voted for or against it? 612 to be To the Boss from "II"— Chemistry want the grass covered with Regarding 111 exact. About a quarter of the school's population. They are/were the brick, it did not P.S. It took me 1 minute, 13 firing a department was a buildings. We want, and need arrive with your memo. Did you member of the business and there to to seconds. great cry a most grass to walk on, run on, lie, send it? hue and from few people, others missed the to see. whole thing. Apathy is one thing, total ignorance a or just To "II" from the Boss—Sorry. I but of I another. understand several years ago a put my return address where your ...deserves situation is study was done by our Geography Up we our to you which is address should have been. The here, tried best keep informed the department concerning the role of the newspaper. Each week, as a hot story broke off the post office claims to have lost the reward removal of on-campus parking Postjjffice wire(what wire?) a staff writer (what staff?) intrepidly sought out parcel between the and facilities. Much of this campus is here. I filling in In continuing with standard Cord the truth. We wrote the stories, laid them out, took the pictures am a requisition already covered by asphalt. Are for another brick. In the policy, we have elevated the and tried inform about what was happening when it interim, to YOU so cars really of such high priority at I enclosed a book on deep-breath- author of "Believe It of Eat It" to happened you wouldn't be all that surprised. this University that they are af- ing, entitled "Deep Breathing". I the position of Editor. If you don't know what happened this year, blame no one but forded the same amount of space trust this will work as a stop gap The Editors. yourself. We even tried to save you from subliminal seduction, a as students or faculty or ad- fate worse than confinement with Lucille Ball. What I'm trying ministration? to get at, is that the paper was good this year. Sure we weren't In the study to which I believe running features on the workers of Spain, but if you're really there was found to be many unused interested you can do one. But, those that worked on it were parking ar,eas within two minutes dedicated enough to always bring you the right (no pun in- walk of the campus (mainly in the There willbe a meeting of all prospective area). tended) stories and facts. I think I speak for both Henry and I Seagram Stadium At our grads at 10:00 AM on Wed. March 27 in neighbour's down the street when I say that we hope to continue this tradition this year. room IEI. It is important that you be parking two minutes from classes there because we are So seeing as nothing happened this week, don't think I'll is a luxury. electing our I honorary class president. write an editorial. Why waste time, I mean, I have to go home My plan then is to solve the two and protect my family from Garner, who is quite mad you know. problems which I have been Dan Lee mentioning with one solution. President '74 Cannot the portables be placed on Fred Youngs what is now parking space? This would preserve some of the greener areas of the campus, plus Thursday, March 21, 1974 The Cord Weekly 3 Opinion and Comment A voice from within The virtue of vested interest best way to build a road. If we pay easily directs the decision-making Waterloo is nowhere near Heaven, Using only the news black-out our planners sufficiently large process simply by controlling the Chamber of Commerce reports to about the Kitchener Oxlea salaries they're bound to come up number of 'feasible' alternatives the contrary. Development as an example, there- with the 'best' plan. It's a well- made available. Permanence and If our electoral system functions is no doubt that the media is an known fact that the hired experts dc facto public tenure often breed at all, the Councillors should opinion molding weapon currently merely advise while the City conservatism rather than in- represent the interests of the wielded by the wealthy. This Fathers set policy and faithfully novation in the face of a challenge. people who voted for them, if only behind a facade of impartiality represent the interests of the Further it is obvious that a planner because the voters chose someone and "all the news that's fit to people as a whole. Factionalism in the upper income bracket will who they perceived to be most like print". It is possible for a different can serve only to delay progress. solve city problems and see long them. Election surveys show that method of reporting to keep the Self-elected activists and minority range goals with an upper class the small number of voters who people informed, if that is the groups are unrepresentative and perspective, whether he stands to turn out are generally upper or paper's aim, such as in many incidental. gain personally or not. His middle class individuals such as French language newspapers These statements are patently solutions and objectives may not business men, large and small, which feature articles signed by false. The best way to build a road be acceptable to other interest and land developers. For better or reporters concerned enough to depends on who defines its use, groups. worse, Council logically should show their positions on social (whether it's to be a bypass or a The myth that city council forms and does further the interests of issues (and to help define them). by Ken Pope cross town route ) its path, (who policy independently loses these groups as opposed to those of There is no need to be ashamed It is a common fallacy in gets expropriated) or even its credibility in the light of the high workers and tenants. of holding views on matters per- Canadian society to believe that social utility (could we better use profile maintained by important Within this context it is easy to taining to one's own interests. A decisions concerning the the money for a 'dial-a-bus' public officials such as Regional see how residents' groups and personal bias is understandable disposition of public goods and system). Planner Ron Thompson. We can't vocal individuals voicing what and natural. The crime is in not services (actually, all goods and City planners and engineers are pretend the City Council may indeed be legitimate recognizing one's real best in- services).are made rationally and no more impartial resources than represents the General Will and grievances come to be painted as terests and unwittingly working impartially. This delusion enters the men who use them. More- common good when there is a troublemakers blocking the path of against them. 'Vested interest' is virtually all areas of government, importantly, the experts derive consistent voter turnout of about 30 'progress. This perception of the not a dirtyphrase once we honestly at all levels, but most clearly in influence in political affairs at the percent of the electorate. The only situation is conveyed to the public recognize class interests differ. our municipalities. local level in the same way their other way I can see Council through the various com- The sooner we all come to accept Vested interest has no place in big brothers in the federal following the golden path is by munication media, especially the the conflict as a social reality and city hall. Lets keep politics out of bureaucracy do. Expertise in a grace of divine guidance. This newspapers. Once again the ideal a political necessity the sooner it, too. After all, there's only one complex technological world seems highly unlikely since is unbiased reporting. that conflict can be resolved.
Right Thinking The brownshirts at U of T The rationale used by the SDS those days despite the fact that it as the US organization; it is reaction to Marx. The extreme (Students for a Democratic was never of a membership dogmatic, and it is about as nationalism which characterized Society, a spectacular misnomer) comparable to the largest student democratic as Pinochet's Chile. Germany at the time certainly- for this clear violation of the right bodies. (The largest political The SDS screamed all through the transformed the Nazi movement. of free speech is that theProfessor organization of students inthe USA 1960'sabout itsright to protest, the Still the Brownshirts broke up is a racist. I am not familiar was the Young Americans for right of free speech, civil rights opposition meetings, destroyed the enough with the Professor's work Freedom, whose patron saint was oh, so many rights. They were right to free speechand believed in to form an opinion. Perhaps he is. Barry GoldwaterhThe media, in ..also 'bourgeois', rights, rights 'violence if necessary', for the end Whether he is or is not a racist is their frantic search for radicals which Western civilization has justified the means. not the point. It has nothing to do blew the SDS out of proportion to traditionally attempted to The administration of the with the actions of the University the group's real influence. Every guarantee. Apparently they only University of Toronto should be of Toronto branch of the SDS. The call for 'revolution' and the exist for the left in the minds of the condemned for allowing the SDS to Professor is a distinguished overthrow of 'corrupt capitalist SDS. get away with their violation of scholar and his point of view may society' directed toward minority The episode in Toronto was just Professor Banfields rights. The have been interesting and groups and workers by the SDS another in a continuing SDS University has the right, even the by Robert K. Rooney educational; we shall never know. (who were neither) was met with campaign against the benefits of duty to expell anyone who acts to The radical left has struck A minority of radicals took it upon massive, nay, overwhelming in- free society. The SDS, in oc- deny the academic freedom of again, this time at the University themselves to prevent the difference. cupying that platform, and another. of Toronto. A short while ago the Professor from speaking. In the last days of 'the threatening violence, acted like If the SDS found the speaker so distinguished American political The Students for a Democratic revolution' some groups splitfrom the Hitler Jungend of forty years repellent they only had to stay scientist, Professor Edward Society is a fossil from the much- the SDS because of its moderation ago. They were socialists too, away to avoid being contaminated. Banfield was prevented from publicized 'revolution r of a few (!) and formed the Weathermen, a National Socialists and they Were they afraid that the students addressing University of Toronto years back when a few malcontent group which attempted to use destroyed a free democratic of Toronto would find racism audiences by ragtag remnants of leftist fanatics emerged from terror to destroy America. They state and turned it into the irresistably popular? Is that why the defunct 'revolution. The SDS legitimate organizations opposing didn't. showplace of totalitarianism, Nazi they interfered? Perhaps the SDS occupied the lecturer's platfornrin the Viet Nam war. The SDS was The Canadian SDS is an offshoot Germany. Admittedly one cannot doesn't trust the intellects of order to deny him the right to probably the best publicized of the American parent. It shares carry the analogy too far, as the students. Maybe they can find us a present his views. organization in US universities in many of the same characteristics Third Reich was formed in fuehrer. * ■a-****** : Discrepancy Rectified : S LITTLE SHORT STOP ! + The paragraph noted on the left, + . « u.oi ~ v, os piuuau.j isiaei who m which appeared in Robert K. y attacked first m the Yom Kippur ai Rooney's column of March 14, was s War. The generosity of the French bu «•■-, *l. ! A STORES Rooney by * c probably stemsboth from a desire K. not written by Mr. but one £ | + s for the Arab oildollars and a quest in of the workers at Dumont PreSS * y for influence in the area. Con- th Qraphix. It W3S not the intention Of ;. demnations of the Soviet- Bi r m ,r American condominium' would ar any Of the workers at Dumont that * s seem to indicate that the French p< the above paragraph be seen as part * c ha de *,* ll[L usio f ™of the article, or unfortunately, even lr^Z"v\ J*° 5 * % ■'■ sfmZelm iraiTiead? 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COMMUNITY AFFAIRS Vespers to be performed by Pauline Durichen version is technically a larger Upcoming Musical Events at POSITIONS FOR 1974-75 The 1974 Leupold Concert will piece of work, and is scored for W.L.U. feature the Wilfrid Laurier seven parts, while the strictly The French Art Song—Carol Anne Applications for the following positions within Community Collegium Musicum, with Prof. choral setting has six parts and is Curry. Affairs for the 1974-75 school year will be accepted until Barrie Cabena, organ, and an moreconcise—perhaps intended to Two lecture-recitals will be Monday March 25, 1974. instrumental ensemble, in a be more suitable for singing during given by Carol Anne Curry, performance of Claudio Mon- the actual church service. soprano. Miss Curry is W.L.U.'s (1610). setting, Mon- "Visiting Musician" Director — Community Affairs teverdi's "Vespers" In his six-part for 1973-74, Director— Legal Aid Directing the performance will be teverdi included the tune (or and has been a very popular original performer campus Director— Birth Control Prof. Victor Martens. "cantus firmus") of the on for the past several years, giving Director— Student Employment Gregorian Chant in every verse, solo recitals Claudio Monteverdi (1567-1643) but in spite of this formal and assisting with student opera was one of the most versatile limitation he displayed an productions as well. These Apply writing to Lynn Community two in Brewer, Services, composers variety recitals are free of charge and WLU. Candidates should aware that a time of Renaissance vocal amazing of invention. will be considerable music. His Vespers, written in are always be held in Room 3C15 (Old positions may Modern-day listeners Arts commitment is involved. Information re be 1610, include some of his best surprised on their first hearing of Bldg.) on Tuesday, March 26, at obtained at the Community Affairs office in the Student known music—the two settings of vocal music of the Renaissance, 2:30 p.m. "Songs of Poulenc". Union Building. the "Magnificat" being an out- especially that of Monteverdi, for standing example. The term they rarely expect such com- Recitals: "Vespers" is thename given to the plexity and expressive power from StudioRecitals: Areminder of two evening service of the Roman "old music" such as this. Mon- recitals being held today, March Catholic and Anglican churches. teverdi was well aware of the 21: Students from the voice studio Monteverdi composed his Vespers drama inherent in many of the of Mr. Alvin Reimer, at 4:30 p.m., for the Roman Church, and at that religious texts used in worship, Room 3C15. Students from the time this service consisted of five and was able to instill a sense of Opera Literature course of Mr. special psalms (nos. 110-114 in the power and mystery into his setting Raffi Armenian, at 8:00 p.m., King James Bible) and the of the vesper service while still Room 3C15. Saturday, March 23, at Magnificat. The name of the retaining the purity and clarity 8:00 p.m., St. Peter's Lutheran Magnificat comes from the Latin which has come to be associated Church. I of the opening line of this canticle, withthe "Renaissance sound". For Preston: students from the organ "Magnificat anima mea those who have never experienced studio of Prof. Barrie Cabena. dominum" (My soul doth magnify this sort of music before, Mon- Thursday, March 28, at 4:30 p.m. the Lord) and contains the words teverdi's Vespers, as performed and Thursday, April 4, at 8: p.m. of the Virgin Mary after the angel by the W.L.U. Collegium recitals to be held by students of Gabrie| announced to her that she Musicum, would be an excellent the piano studio of Mr. Ralph would bear the Christ-child. (Luke introduction. Elsaesser. 1: 46-55) When Monteverdi wrote The concert will take place at St. Graduation Recitals: A reminder the Vespers, he included two Peter's Lutheran Church, Queen that Friday, March 22 (To- verisons of the Magnificat so that St. N., Kitchener, on Sunday, morrow), Diane Let in, soprano, it could be sung with the ac- March 31st, at 7:30 p.m. Tickets: will present a recital at 8:00 p.m., companiment of an orchestra or General admission, $2.00; Room 3C15. Sunday, March 24, at without.Both settings are different Students, $1.00. 3:30 p.m., Theatre-Auditorium, but equally beautiful in their ex- For further information, please Linda Stromberg, piano. pression of this well-known and contact the W.L.U. Music Dept., Tuesday, April 2, at 8:00 p.m., powerful text. The orchestral 884-1970, ex. 291. 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group, Old and In the Way, and a Apolegetica multitude of other projects. Weir does solo work and the whole group Wretched, parasitic, post- is involved in their record label humously born movie critic vom- and sound and guitar manufac- iting then slurping what heaved original turing groups. This leaves little deposits remain from the time to the band itself. The gagging induced meal. Ideas musicianship on thealbum is most appropriated from a dissim- proficient and the sound and ilarly conjugated yet corres- is great, but the songs pondingly accumulated conver- recording baffle- by Fred Youngs are dull. "Weather Report Suite- gence of abstracted disagree- DisC Let it Grow" goes on all together ments. Resulted em- too long, Not a good song to start ments over fundamental The new is good you at it stretches on totally barassments. Garnered, filed, album and random out of a dictionary, so if with, to void decomposed as the don't just have to like Grateful your looking symbolic meaning any musical force buried, and for itself of or mud sucking carp fertilizes the Dooley's Dead music to grasp the supreme buy a David Bowie poster. If you on organ is direction. Godchaux bush. Opinions revisited and mastery at various instru- want a fine album buy Wake Of nowhere Pig and with rose near Pen, assaulted in direct proportion and ments that is evidenced here. The Flood. the loss of Pig Pen, theDead lost a varying intelligence to an amount Dead "Mississippi Half Step Uptown lot of drive, however it seems to Toodeloo" has a great deal to say that Godchaux could well of manure that seems me, fill dynamic as by John Dooley to the young struggling college the space ifgiven the timeand help phlegmatically Youngs university scholarship. The movie This review have to be read student. Lyricist Robert Hunter needed. will in one of the most unbiased ac- new heights critic capsule form. as reached of the "Row Jimmy Row" is the only one counts of an album since Dick profound with such lines as If film makers expressed Dead song that comes near to the past desire after completing a film, it Clark and American Bandstand. "What's the point in callin' shots.. efforts of the Dead, as it is sub- Its too bad the Grateful Dead This cue ain't straight in line."He by Fred Youngs would be (biological functions dued. It carrys on neither too long excluded) that as many people as as popular in Canada as must visited University easily weren't have The Grateful Dead have or is it too short to fullfill the need. possible, see their movie. To they are in the States. Then Billiards at one time. On "Let Me best proven themselves the It is on this song that the real Dead display orgyastically one's work is everyone would know how good Sing Your Blues Away", Keith American band, and one of the shines through, as we all know one's professional climax. Paid Aoxomoxoa, first album cut Godchaux makes a vain attempt finest performing Their their bands. they can. Perhaps it is tantamount to in Wally Heider's 16-track studio, at replacing Ron (Pig Pen) has always been up for. studio fare not It is a nice thing to see bands recognition of an idea or an opinion is, even though it sounds like you McKernan but comes off sounding to par, Workingman's but both being so tight that they can go expressed. Everyone is entitled to play it backwards and it like the Band. "Row JimmyRow" Dead American Beauty could and have different ways, each with another that. would sound the same. You could and "Stella Blue" are the best proven the ability that was thought interest or desire, but still be able some makers make and also appreciate the tightness of songs on the album as they show only under the conditions If film to exist to meet requirements issue their products as "Feedback" on Live Dead if you the restraint that only the istudio of live performance. However, the of the then group itself. The Who do it quite opinionated statements, then just can stand listening to it more than can give, combined with the with the release of Wake of the successfully, as many pander their products to weaving patterns and riffs of previous each with their own once. Flood, the promise of the solo albums and consistently good the highest bidder. They film for Have the Grateful Dead ever Garcia guitar, Lesh bass and so on. seems to have fallen two albums work together. It works because money. The intent is one of com- any other musicians? are good—really. by the wayside. influenced Garcia's vocals when they are together, it is their merce, not of calculated mental Certainly Live Dead was one of the On the other side "Weather Report Wake of the Flood just doesn't only real interest. Hopefully, this investment. first albums with long but struc- Suite-Let it represents an it. The majorproblem seems Grow" make is what willhappen with the Dead, Critics of critics, get your own tured live recording. American obvious extension for Bob (Looks to be an outstanding lack of really because it would be sad to see the column and kiss off. Beauty and Workingman's Dead Like Rain) Weir, whose vocals are good and memorable material, no best band in degenerate Next Week: The Picture Show, at vanguard of the even better. "Casey Jones" or "Truckin" to America came the because they got overinvolyed. I'm those zany Oscars and other in- and remains to important thing to up country rock craze The liven this dreary set. looking the finest example of all of the Grateful With this in mind, one can see still forward to their next tellectual diversions. this day remember in album. albums cut down home. But most Dead's work is that it is not to be the basic problem involved with by Stan Michna all Jerry Garcia gave all of the diver- of almost taken at seriously. All the Dead....too much Your Student and Youth Fare Headquarters everyone on the Festival Express band are certainly fine musicians sification. There may just be too train from Montreal to Toronto a and in a moment of light spirits one much offshoot and not enough snort of his cocaine and together may say thatPhil Lesh is a Master Dead to go around. Garcia is in- they laughed at lan Tyson's boots Conductor atthe bass or some such volved with the New Riders of The for a full five minutes. nonsense. Their name was chosen Purple Sage, his own Blue Grass I write songs about experience
byPat Bush On Saturday March 30th, Valdy Station wagon one of the greatest Canadian ar- lmpala tists is playing here at WLU and, UDIEfV according to the people involved in ■ HKIrTT setting up this concert, the show is > WESTMOUNT simply "dynamite". Valdy, who- ®l I RE NT"A"CAR Buses 1 grew up here in Ontario, now hails &Trucks € PLACE < from a farm in British Columbia A RATE NOT A DISCOUNT where he has become the earthy Ask about the Thrifty "100" special Daily Weekly Monthly i PHARMACY J hit the • • • • "quiet singer that seems to Weekend Holiday and Vacation rates Insurance replacement country soul in all of us". His at- • • C HAS THINGS TO MAKE < titude toward music is almost a Flat Rates Available Upon Request quiet reverance that comes across > YOU FEEL BETTER 1 inthe folksy ballad type songs that I CREDIT CARDS HONORED |& he He has beendescribed as # *aj +J %J < (WDITSTIEI! /RED BARNN continued from page 1 N.\ was a disc jockey last year, and / 253 KING TRY OUR served as Programme Director /Near University; this year. With a stable base from which to work, and proven ability, Aye A CHEESEBUSTER Steumpel should have a productive / year as Station Manager. Taking H Waterloo over Steumpel's post as Prog- ramme Director is Dave Gilchrist; L* J this post does not require ratification. Other business coming up at the SAC meeting on Thursday will include a status report on a liquor ! INTERNATIONAL | license for the Ballroom, and passing of a procedure for selection of student represen- tatives on the university Board of Directors. The procedure favoured pizza is the same one used by McKinley; applications will be submitted to i the SAC president, who will put one It's not just the Biggest more name before SAC than is | | required to fill thepositions, in this It's the Tastiest!! \ case one. Applications are now ( being received; forms are STAX FILMS/WOLPER PICTURES Presents WATTSTAX starring ISAAC AND available in theSAC office, and the INGRAM TAYLOR \ WLU'S OWNPIZZA I HAVES • THE STAPLE SINGERS • LUTHER • JOHNNIE is March 27. A similar and OTHERS • Special Guest Star RICHARD PRYOR \ PLA deadline ALBERT KING SUBMARINE CE \ being PLUS 2ND HIT REGINA ST. NORTH procedure is considered for \ 233 \ student representation on the 745-3661 Senate, but this matter will come \ | up later. TIM HORTON DONUTS" Home of the World's Greatest Coffee ALSO I ■ A METROMEDIA PRODUCERS CORPORATION PRODUCTION I Let the GoodTimes roll FRESH HOMEMADE PIES CHUCK BERRY •LITTLE RICHARD • FATS DOMINO • CHUBBY CHECKER DANNY & THE JUNIORS|and special guest star BILL HALEY & THE COMETS | MIDNIGHT SHOW SATURDAY MARCH 23RD 12:05 A.M. 1 , 1 T i] AVOID STANDING IN LINE HV J J P TICKETS NOW ON SALE AT BOXOFFICE TAKE ONE HOME NOMINATED FOR 2 ACADEMY \ UNIVERSITY AND WEBER ) AWARDS a*************************** Many ofhis fellow officers considered him the most dangerous man alive -an honest cop. j HOUSECLEANING AND REMAINDERS I I BOOKSTORE SALE t I March 25-30 J * We're cleaning shelves, sweeping out surplus texts—AND—to make it interesting, * *¥ bringing in all sorts of ART BOOKS, NON FICTION and FICTION at drastically reduced *+ prices. * * ■ For Example: K9k<«9 I-ft Homeless paintings ofthe Renaissance 21.00to 7.25 *£ I Berenson; ■* I Bullock; The Twentieth Century 37.50 to 1Z.25 I Frere-Cook; Art & Architecture of Christianity 36.00 to 11.95 APARAMOUNT RELEASe W * BP« BnPI OINO OE LAURENTUS \+? ■"»■'■?' j£ * Stt Bolton; Roman Century 12.00 to 2.50 Aj T ■« "• presents «wn W/m * '• ""°' * E Mathew; The Normon Conquest 10.25 to 3.75 *•'*• =' « + * ! PfSVSg Mosley; Battle of Britain 10.00 to 3.95 *T| Mm PACING "SERPIGO" **; Faludy; Erasmus 12.00 to 3.95 ] %CAS>?I> Producedby MARTIN BREGMAN Directed by SIONEV LUMET Screenplayby WALDO SALT ; *+ fefi3i Conant; Prospects for Revolution 10.75 to 1.95 »■ and NORMAN WEXLER Based on the book by PETER MAAB Musicby MIKIS THEODORAKIB I *—~ '*— • ■.+ * Alberti; A Year of Picasso Painting 37.50to 27.50 ■ _STH *-«- ' \ II ■\m I I WEEK- Wright; Vanishing World 17.00 to 8.95 + [yl\*jtii]m NIGHTLY AT 7 & 9:30 PM * Foote; Dag Hammarskjold 8.00 to 2.49 MATINEE SUNDAY 2 PM * Parker; Europe 1919-45 11.45 to 4.99 * * Fogg; MiniatureWood Carvings of Africa 14.00to 7.99 * Taylor; Stubbs 23.00 to 9.50 * Wilder; Eighth Day 11.45 to 1.69 *+ fc Readings in Introductory Sociology 6.60 to 1.95 Experimental Psychology .95 + I 2.95 to * I, Soviet Economy 1.95 to .75 Human Dimensions of Weather; 5.50 to 1.95 * Intro to Geography; Readings 4.70 to * H Selected .9& * titjmm Tlurn 12 LlMifflM*™T"" "T7W COMING SOON ICiWcl^ail L I FOX THEATRE TTjam£*«c«ov«J I "at the Bookstore in the Concourse" I Thursday, March 21, 1974 The Cord Weekly 7 Hockey: Economics takes care of business by Rick Campbell until Bob "Blue Streak" Walton succession, one as a result of a and may the second best squad enough good passing. Not nearly Last week was a very busy week put the finishing touches on the breakaway, and the other coming win. as exciting as the games reported in university hockey circles. In contest with his second goal, into off a scramble. Steve Douglas tied By the way, the Waterloo earlier in this article. The conflict order of importance, the the empty net, which is how he it up 2-2 before the end of the Warriors won the national has also arisen between Canadian Economics hockey team won the picked up a lot of his points this period, picking up his ownrebound championship in overtime last and American universities, Tamiae hockey championship with year. It was an especially after missing on a breakaway. Saturday. They were tied 4-4 with regarding their post-season a 4-2 victory over Business 111 on gratifying win for most of the team The second period was not quite Sir George Williams Georgians championship game, which , for Sunday night. Last Friday af- members, who finally won a like the first as the Dolphins afterregulation time, thanks to all- this year at least, has now been ternoon, the league-winning championship after three long gradually took control of the game star goalie Bernie Wolfe of the cancelled. It seems there are Emsdale Screaming Eagles were years of trying, and who will be and snowed their overall Georgians. However, as it so often numerous rule and league eliminated by the Golden Haw... graduating this year. Take heart, superiority, at least during this does, the bubble burst in overtime, regulation conflicts, which boil er, the Dolphins in intra-mural all you Business teams, nearly all contest. However, neither team and Warriors carried away the top down to such things as scholar- play. And finally, the Plumbers the team is leaving, except for scored during the period and honours. Their control of the play ships and rule compromises, won the national championship lead-asses on the blueline like grumblings could be heard from was indicatedby the shots on goal, which is really a lot of hogwash. If with a 6-5 overtime victory over Sir Walton and Miller, and the sieve in the Dolphin bench about a certain where the Waterloo team had a 48- they won't play each other, George Williams. the nets.» Looks like a tough member of the opposition having -28 margin. Wasn't an extremely Dolphins or Economics will take The Ecies team was in total recruiting job for next season, but horseshoes up his ..., well, you exciting game, though. Too many on either champion, any day, any control of the game Sunday night, while we're doing it doesn't the know the expression. Because the penalties, poor shooting, not time, any rules. Probably win, too. even though it was an empty-net sound of the School of Economics score was deadlocked, the teams goal which decided the contest in and Business have a certain ring to then played a five-minute sudden thefinal minute. A great offensive it? deatn overtime.. or at least three INSTANTTANT CREDIT TO STUDENTS T and defensive effort paved the way As previously mentioned, the minutes and forty-nine seconds of J for the win, and only numerous intra-mural play-offs began last it, when Tom Dewey sent the great saves by Business netminder Friday with only one game, Dolphins into the semis and the I £■;-■} w Billy Stevens kept the game close. because of pre-registration. The Eagles into oblivion with a con- Not entirely true, the netminder in league-winning Emsdale nonading drive from the left side the other net, whose name was not Screaming Eagles came up which probably wouldn't have available at press time, also kept against the very physical and well- been stopped even if the goalie had an seen Mitt A , , . the game close by showing organized Dolphins, who proved to the shot. I AREA £" / amazing lack of ability in following be too much to handle. The game On behalf of the Emsdale the hard rubber disc throughout started off very fast with Screaming Eagles, thank-yous are DAZZLING ( V (~ J the game. The first period ended 1- numerous scoring chances on both sent out to Gary Jeffries for 1, and then Ecies took a 2-1 lead sides. The Eagles finally broke the arranging the intra-mural BUSINESS into the third, when Ron Russell ice when Wayne Kemick finished programme, and also to Rick " r made breathing a little easier with off a beautiful solorush, deking the Saunders, who throughout the year ■ you third goal. Bus Dolphin goalie and firing it all games by . . and need a the After HI has refereed the jeweler who takes the narrowed margin through his legs. The Dolphins extremely g ; the on a himself, and done an « dazzle out of buying ; deflection midway through the were obviously not impressed, and efficient job of doing so. Best of a diamond. A jeweler » period, things became tense again took a 2-1 lead with quick goals in luck also to the remaining teams, who makes no secret . ', of his knowledge of Squash gemology. Who will . explain how the cut, x?\ "^ the color, the clarity r/Jl and thecarat weight *»\ of a diamond relate to &Mm Faculty kills Students its total value. Come • /Trjjf *« and see our diamond \ W[m • collection and let us The Tour- Intramural Squash take the dazzle out nament last Thursday and Friday of buying a diamond • proved that one does not have to be for you. We're sure of /^^3*fi i young to compete and win in making a lasting '*•**. athletic endeavours. A faculty friend. Our reputation *. team by customers lead John Lewis and § and our Studentse*,,w-„»«, save„,„„, ! Murray Davis won the team are one and the same •. • 1 percent championship over nine other 1 at ;« teams competing in the tour- nament, showing that squash is more than just a stick and ball game. The faculty team won 42 of JEWELLERS / *j the 45 games it played. An off- campus team lead by Azim Kazim The Store With the Personal Touch m finished in second place winning 39 151 King W., Kit. 744-4444 of its 45 games. In the individual championship OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSOOOOOOOOOOOOOffi competition, John Lewis took the group one championship. Group oneconsisted of the best players on each team. Peter Kitnie won the GRAND HOTEL! group two championship after defeating Murray Davis late BRIDGEPORT 744-6368 j Friday night in whatwas one of the ! best played and most exciting LIVE ENTERTAINMENT matches of the tournament. Art NIGHTLY ! Stevens took the group three in- dividual championship by Murray Davis, whose team swept the tournament, accepted the trophy defeating Tom Balfe in a game for them. which was a sheer pleasure to watch because of the hustle showed by each player. Tupper Cawsey and Art Kewin won the PARKDALE fourth and fifth group cham- pionships respectively. PHARMACY In all, ten teams competed Parkdale Plaza Albert & Hazel Sts. playing a total of 250 matches and an untold number of games. There was a lot of squash played and it proved to be exciting and en- tertaining for those who crammed j the viewing gallery during the YUKON mrJre exciting matches. until March 23 It was perhaps unfortunate that a good many of the games were ATTICUS defaulted as the tournament and ! some of the competitors felt that March 25-30 there was not much sense playing ! ! since their team was obviously out OPEN FEED A FRIEND FOR V MON—WEDi of the running. This attitude can SEVEN DAYS A WEEK till 9 pm only be attributed to poor sports- 12 NOON till 9 pm. j FROM 5 PM—MIDNIGHT j manship. SUNDAYS For the majority of players who Post Office Hours: Mon. thru Sat 9 a.m. - 6 p.m., STEAK DINNER FOR $1.99 | showed up for all their games, the ! tournament offered them a chance CHARGE TO DELIVERY AT NO YOU BRAND NEW MANAGEMENT , to play with a variety of people and / \ ! learn a lot about squash. This I GRAND NEW QUART-SIZE BOTTLES 7 j perhaps was the most significant PHONE 884-3860 ingredient of the tournament. Volume 14, Number 21 THE In this issue: How you can find out about the CORD running of the university New Editors, new faces, new blood, new life, not much news Crazy Christopher creates cosmic cover WEEKLY Thursday, March 21, 1974 igf gf | Business students: j \ «»i photo by Christopher Heioelbem I tickets I BrewedfiQmpurdspringwater: I to the i j _^- N . j ANNUAL ..,--""" — ," I STUDENT-ALUMNI I / • DINNER and DANCE I 7 Iff///■ required to run a natural foods /' f/»B restaurant on an equal partnership AndthrfsthetiHth! ™T