Fi,.st Showing Cast of 50 Tonight To Present of "The Fool" age PUU Modern Play . _

VOL. 3, NO. 19 THE COLLEGE OF PUGET SOUND, TACOMA, WASHINGTON, FRIDAY, MARCH 13, 1931 WILBUR GOSS IS ELECTED PRESIDENT OF A.S.C.P.S ~ THU. SCIENCE HALL R lt CAMPUS PLAYERS ARE READY WILL SPONSOR eVO • • • I'LARGE MAJORITY OF STUDENTS· FOR PRESENTATION TONIGHT OPEN HousE In The Middle-West! TURN OUT TO PLACE OffiCERS · · 5 T · 1 · J H· 11 Friday, March 20 Is Date for I • • Curtain Wdl R1se at 8:1 ?n1g lt 1~ ones a, Dis)>lay at C. J>. S. :Position of Vice-President Won by Carol Hanson; For the First Production of Chanmng Pollock s March 3, 1931 1 Mary };'ranees J.J e P e n s k e Cbo~Sen Secretary; Play Open house for Science Hall will Garrett Bib1ical Institute Officers Will Be lnstalJed in April 'be held Friday, March 20, at which . ' Evanston, Ill. time the various departments will ' Wilh Lhc flurry of Jasl night's finaJ d rcs~, rc h ear~al. of Dear Bruce: 1 \ViJbur Goss was elected presidcnl of the Associalcd Slu-. "The Fool" over a t lasl, the "Camp•us Players arc enJoywg display their activities, it was an­ .denls of Lhe College of Pugct Sound yesterday. Other offi­ nounced by Pmfossor G. F . Henry ;~ brjcf resl (lhe firsl in w?eks) ~1 1 ~d a . ra l h~r nc.rvous breath­ Your sheet came today, and I want to express an a(>­ ~ ccn:> who secured majority voLes arc as follows: Carol llan­ ing-space lh is arLernoon- m an LJCJpa L1 on o~ tonJgh l .when the yesterday. There will be an aftrr­ preciation of your sketch OJl spinelessness. It was the ~ son, vice presiclen l; Mary Frances LePenske, secretary; Don­ fjrst performance of Channing Poll ock's nugh~y sheavaJ, and that soon. I want lo the Central Board, Charles Guilford; sophomore repre­ Beginning Monday long cues of Each scientific department will my church to be in the front rank, keeping ste1> with ~ scn t a li ve , Charles Thomas; Kennell! Fanning, music man­ ticket buyers waited in front of the have a separate. display. The depart­ Christ. It strikes me that your writing took fire, as I •agcr; .Jim Owens, debate manager. NEW VELOUR office to purchase seats, all of which ments to be represented are: biology, never saw it do before, when you came to grips with a , The following candidates ran for office unopposed: Del CYCLORAMA m e being reserved- for both tonight under Professor J. R. Slater; chem­ social message. God for God's sake or art for art's sal{e and tomorrow night. College stu­ Bowler, J unior Class representative to lhe Central Board; INTRODUCED istry, under Professor Henry; geo­ lack motivation pitifuJJy when we are faced with some­ 'Frank \Valbl'idge, Trail business manager; .Tack .R.obinson, dents are being admitted for 35 logy under Mr. Gordon Alcorn; , thing truly big. ;Tamanawas editor; Charles \Vrighl, Taman~was busines& cents. The general admission is 50 home economics under Miss Blanche Dramatic Department Buys cents. I rather hope you get some opposition-we fight better !manager; Morris Summers, dramati cs munager; )Vlary Gar, Stevens; and Dr. R. S. Seward will when our OJ>(>Onent is before us. We've had some here. 1ncll, women's athletic manager. . . New Curtains.; to Be I The two performances will be the have charge of the physics display. Let me tell you about it. ! For the May Day :fcslival th e roJiowing were Seen Tomght 'iast according to strict contract slud~ n ls The chemistry department will I'm sending some material put out by two organiza­ :chosen to officiate: LiJlian Boyd, May Queen; Bonita Reeder fwit~ the publishers and with War­ stress indus trial chemistry and wlll The formal display of the new tions with which I am affiliated. We have organized a and Alice Berry, a llcndants; Fred LePcnske, duke; .Tvlius ner Brothers, which has purchased probably have a display from vari­ grey velour cyclorama during chapel chapter of The Young People's Socialist League as the Copeland and 'Wilbur Goss, heralds. all righ ts and plans to make a movie ous industries of Tacoma. This part Wednesday was the consumation of skeleton of a group of folks who aren't afraid to think Jle:~vy Vote Cast of tho dramatic story in the near of the display will also demonstrate a dream held by the drama depart­ ahead. We don't demand uniform assent to any par­ tDebaters Leave An unusual amount of interest future. Two-night production pri­ the recovery of used crankcase oil, ment for a year, according to Mor- ticular program, but we do demand a spirit of revolt. vilege "on the campus" was obtained hydration of cotton seed oil, by­ was shown in the election by the rls Summers, manager. Karl Borders expressed our creed for us at one of our For Convention, ;number of students who voted. A through the efforts of influencial products recovery from coal tar, meetings. He was being heclded on his views, and he The new omtains were purchased ,total of 391 ballots were cast dur­ eastern friends of Miss Martha Pearl manufacture of Karo syrup from said ''I don't think we have a perfect social order, and Southern Tour by the dramatic department !or :1 Jones, h ead of the dramat1c depart­ corn and other corn products, and I work and pray devoutedly that it may be changed." ing the Lime the polls were open in consideration of $250. They are ment, who is directing the play. tho manufactw·e of soap and vari­ ,the Trail office. Two voting machin-. made of fine, h eavy-weight velour We're connected with the L. I. D. and the Civil Liberties C. P. S. Men and Women to 'es were used and the voting was Some Changes ous toilet articles. This branch will Union. Attend Meeting of of the same weight as the curtain There was a flurry of last minute also have two model sulphuric acid barefully checked in every way. The bought last season. The six pieces Incidentally, it all started through Borders. He was Pi I\appa Delta polls were open from 8 to 5 o'cl0ck scenery construction and electrical plants, a model nitrogen fixation announced to speak on Russia but the American Legion composing the set are of a silver work on the stage yesterday and in­ plant, and a sodium bicarbonate yesterday. grey which will take on the color of objected and his date was cancelled. We invited him up To climax a successful forensic · Since all of the officers received tensive rehearsal, with the smell of plant. There will also be a demon­ to 'Garrett at once, and President Eiselen gave us the 1 any light turned upon them, making grease paint, final changes were stration of electro-chemical pro- season, four College of Puget Sound 111ajority votes, no reelections will be for an endless combination of beau­ auditorium free and "gladly." There was quite a stir made in scenery and lighting which cesses. created, and much palpitation on the part of the D. A. debaters, accompanied by Miss Mar- ~eedcd today as was expected. tiful effects. The cyclorama is two 1 will do much in improving the whole Biology DeptwtJncnt Lha Pearl Jones as coach, will leave On tho fil·st Thut·sda y after Easter feet higher than the old set which R. Soon thereafter we organized our group. The Legion play, giving it a particula r touch of Tile biology department will dis­ ;vacation, which will be during the was a flimsy temporary affair. The kicked to Eisden, but he said that we were of age so Sunday morning on a tour that will tl1 e "little theatre" movement and play live and preserved amphibians fil·st part of April, the new candi­ pieces may be used as an auxiliary far as he knew, and that he hoped that we' d go right take them to Southern California. lnodorn!ty, which has h eretofore of the state of Washington, studies dates will be installed at a student curtain, of tho butterfly pattern-­ ahead. He's a< good scout. Now the Legion has a "Pro­ This Is the longest tour ever planned assembly. been lacking. in insects, histology and hlr-tologicnl tecti.re" contntitt€! c or something which regularly re­ parting in the center. by tho college debate departmenL I More use is to be made of the new methods, osteology, a display of full minds us of tle ti·aditions of our forefathers, etc, etc. Goss to Replace Grant Tho al-college play, "The Fool" velour cyclorama which has be1m I skeletons, homology, demonstration (Turn to Last Page) and is the first tin1e that the wo ­ 1 Replacing Lou Grant; who has which Is being presented tonight universally admired by all who have of models, embryology, living pro­ men's team has travelled into Calif­ ~eaded the A. S. C. P . S. for the and tomorrow night, will initiate seen or examined it. tozoa, and apparatus used in biology. er took a two-to-one decision over The magazine is a journal of ex­ ornia. last year, Wilbw· Goss will be the the curtain into its regular duties. Rich fw·s and expensive gowns fur­ Complete plans have not been de­ the women's team from Oregon perimental and theoretical physics studen t body president after the The effect has been to lend a new nished by down town business houses Those making the trip are Georgia cided for this department. State Normal school in Jones Hall conducted by the American Physical installation next month. Mr. Goss r'lohness to the campus stage which were much in evidence ano were The physics display will be di­ Wednesday evening. The Puget Society. The title of the article is Johnson and Bonita Reeder, women's Is president of the Junior Class at it has lacked up to the present t ime, handled religiously by all membe1s vided into four par ts under Dr. Sound team upheld the affh·mative "The Intensity Measurements of the team, Herman Mattson and Charles the present time. Since coming to according to Mr. Summers, who con­ of the cast. The dramatic chit-chat Seward, Wilbur Goss, Elmer Tveter, side of the Free Trade question. An Spectrum of Manganese." The ar­ Thomas, men's team. They will C. P. S. from Deming, Wash ., he siders this new addition to the stage of the evening expressed little ner­ and Claude Hostetter. Dr. Seward average sized crowd turned out to ticle takes up the analysis of tho uphold the affirmative of the Free has made an enviable scholarship be one of the most important vousness and a whole-hearted op­ tP will have charge of the light and h ear the arguments. The judges spectra and dwells somewhat • on Trade question throughout the trip. steps taken by the dramatic depart­ Llmlsm In the complete success of record besides participating in vari­ spectrum division under which wlll were Mr. Lewellyn Evans, Mr. T. A. atomic structure. Dr. Seward did the Tho local speakers will encounter ous college activities. ment, which is building for the the play tonight. Improvements come neon signs, tho spectroscope, Lind and Mr. Leona rd. experimental work under Prof. Har­ some of the strongest opposition on fpt~re , as well as for the present, he were made throughout; the entire For the office of vice president, and experiments dealing with lthc Two more debates are scheduled rison in the physical laboratory at c)am1s. the Pacific Coast , including the Carol Hanson beat Georgia John- !our acts. in terferenco of light. for next week. Tuesday a dual de­ Stanford University who Is special­ The taste shown in the selection The play shows a great variety of University of California at Los An- son. Frances LePenske won a ma­ Wilbur Goss will preside over bate will be held at Bellingham izing in this type of experimental df this particular bit of stage prop­ characters, wealth ancl poverty, silks geles, the University of Southern jorlty over Thelma Gander for the electrical exporlrnent.s, showing el,ec­ State Normal school. The women's work. el'tY has drawn a good deal of favdr­ and rags, the dreamer and the hard California and College of the Pa- position of secretary. Cha rles Guil- trical discharge through gasses at team, Melba Alleman and Bernice able comment from both faculty and man of tho business world- the in­ cific. Coaches express confidence ford won the election of senior rep­ various pressures, and an x-ray de­ Radis, will take the negative and students. dividual and the mob. A large cast that the teams will show up favor- resentative from Herb Phenecie. Del monstra tion. the men, Arthur Martin and Wil­ Professor Given of about 50 players a re taking part. ably. While following the debate Bowler ran unopposed as junior Radio transmission and reception liam McCallum, will uphold the af­ Those who have watched the re­ Seat of Honor at schedule the travellers will be guests epresentative. The sophomore repre­ ORATORIO will be under the direction of Elmer firmative. hearsals have pronounced it the most at various social affail·s. Word has sentntive is Charles Thomas, who Tveter. This department will deal The second moot of the week will Legislative Session ATTRACTS purposeful play ever attempted by been received that women of the scored a majority over Alida Win- with all phases of radio phenomena be a home debate against the Col­ U. c . L. A. are planning a tea gard. the Puget Sound dramatic depart­ Over 70 students visited the stale · M' J h d Miss MANY HERE includmg photo electricity or tele- lege of Idaho, Frid,ay, March 20. honormg 1ss o nson an Ed House received the most votes ment. IL comes a t a timely moment, Both the men's and women 's teams dealing with the social problems of vision. legislature at Olympia last Friday Reeder during theh· stay there. for the position of Logger yell king. MagneUsm and current electricity of C. P . S. wi.ll support tho negative Sunday's Concert Plays to class strife which are facing the afternoon, with Professor Walte_r S. Pi Kappa Delta Meet Seth Innis and Bob Summers, draw- will be demonstrated by Claude side. As planned now, Arthur Mar­ Davis. Many went in a charterecl On the return trip the party will lng the next highest number of bal­ Record Crowd worlcl so portentiously today. tin and Shigeo Tanabe will compose Hostetter. In this display will be bus while other went In their own slop at Linfield College, McMinne- lots, will fill the positions of yell The plot deals with the slacken- the men's team and Pea1·1 Disher The College of Puget Sound Ora- !ng and decadence of the churchman the demonstration of permalloy, an cars. ville, Oregon for the Pi Kappa Delta ciultes. Bob Strobel also ran as a yell imn alloy devolopeci by Western and Elsie Mitchell, tho women's. convention· to be held there Febru- leader . torlo Society and the Conservatory and his church of the present day; While the students were listening orchestra ag~ ln proved their true jl his Jack of interest in brotherhood. Electric that will receive a magnetic ary 27 and 28. Robert Evans, orator, In the publiet\tions department charge from tho magnetic field of to the Senate session from the gal- musical ability before an auclienc::: And it deals especially with on e man , lery, Senator Metcalf of Tacoma Pearl Disher, Elsie Mitchel, Ar thur the only opposition was between the earth. ROBERT EVANS that taxed the capacity of Jones Gilchrist, n amed as a fool by the made a motion that Prof. Davis be Martin and Shigeo Tanabe, debaters, Donald H. Cooper and Julius Gius. Hall auditorium last Sunday after- chw·oh because he tries to follow in Food Displays and a woman orator representative Mr. Cooper won the ballot for editor The home economics depa rtment WINS ORATION given the seat of honor next to the noon. "The Seven Last Words," by the path pointed out by Chr ist. lieutenant-governor, Mr . Gellatly of will join the group at Linfield. of The Trail, weekly student news­ Dubois was a finished production How the idealist fares in this under Miss Stevens will be divided Robert Evans, senior, earned the Shigeo Tanabe and Elsie Mitchell paper. Frank Walbridge was chosen into displays put.. on by each of her Wenatchee. The motion was unani­ from beginning to end. "practical" world makes four acts right to represent the college a t the mously carried and Gellatly had will be extempore speakers for the business manager of the publica­ Under the baton of Prof. Karl E. of drama which is intensely inter­ classes. The nutrition class will show Pi Kappa Delta convention a t Lin­ college besides debating. tion. Jack Robinson was unopposerl fo od values in shares, will prepare Senators Foss and Metcalf, both Weiss, the chorus and orchestra as- esting from beginning to end. field this year by winning the local from Tacoma, escort the former Debates scheduled for the trip as editor of the Tamanawas, college sisted by Mrs. Donald D. Dilts, so- Cast a meal for the average family, and oratorical contest Wednesday morn­ include: annual. Charles Wright will be the will show how to choose the correct senator to the seat. The presiding prano, Edwin G. Cook, baritone and Following are given the members ing during chapel. He h ad as his officer also gave the professor an Wednesday, Feb. 18, C. P. S. wo- business manager of the a1mual next John Paul Bennett, tenor, produced of the large casts. A few of the roles food for building up the body and subject "A New Spark of Cosmos.'' men vs. College of Pacific women , year. the correct way in which to reduce. opportunity to speak. Mention of the musical effects that will be long re- are being taken by two people. The The decision given by tho judges Stockton, California ; Friday, Feb. Delwon Jones was defeated by This class will also demonstra te students• visit to the session was also membered. Prof. Weiss deserve.; first name given will be that of the was unanimous for Mr. Evans. made. 20 , c. P. S. women vs. U. C. L. A. Kenneth Fanning as music manager highest praise for bringing this type player presenting the part tonight; animal experimentation for the "The Constitution and Its Found­ Most of the students went to the women; C. P. S. men vs. South- for next year. Pearl Disher lost to of music to the local campus. the second, t.omorrow night. trying-out and dlscove1;ing the food ers" was John P. O'Connor's ora­ top of the capitol building. They al­ western University and California Jim Owens fm debate manager. Choml Effects Th e Cast : Mrs. Gilliam; Myrle value of chosen foods. tion. He was the only other contest­ so visited the Supreme Court ancl Christian College; Feb. 21, botb Morris Summers was chosen dra­ For beautiful choral effects, tho Neyhart, Eloise Tuell- Dilly Gilliam ; The foods' class will have a dis­ ant in t his year's contest.. Th e judges the state library. Other places of in­ teams debate the negatives of Uni- matic manager with no opposition. last btmlber, "Jesus, we all adore Carolyn Suo Hale, Melba Alleman-­ play in the dining room, the nature fo r the declamation contest were terest were also visited. versity of Redlands, Recllancls, Cal- The manage; of women's athletics Thee," was outstanding. In the sing- Mrs. Thornbury; Bernice Radis, of which will be decided on later. Garrett Fisher, J ohn Hugh es and lf01·nla. Feb. 23 brings the climax on the campus Is to be Mary Gar­ ing of the words "He is death guilty" Betty Martin- Mr. Barnaby; Harold The rela t.ed arts class will show the Rev. John W. Kennedy, all local clash with both teams of the Unl- nett. the work that they have been sLudy­ in the F h·st Word, and in the Fifth Gunnett-Mrs. Tice; Reitha Gehri, citizens. P sychology 22 Class versity of Southern California. From May Queen Chosen word, when the chorus mocked and Peggy Scudder- "Jerry" Goodkind; ing, which consists of weaving a nd Dick Zehnder, freshman, was the there th e Loggers will retw·n to Leading a long Iield of candidates rebuked Christ, the chorus's at- Dick Link-Dr. Wadham; Franklin rug making. A display will also be chairman for the oratorical part of Has Special Project Linfield where they will appear in tact.s and cut offs were near per- Walbridge-Clare J ewett; Ruth Ar­ put on by the freshman girls. the chapel. He explained that tho the debating contests at the Pi Lillian Boyd was named May queen !ection. The vohune of music pro- wood, Eva Tuoll- Oeorge Gooclkind; The geology depar tment will h ave contestan ts could talk on any sub­ The members of Dr. R. Slnclah·'s Kappa Delta convention. for tho annual festival held at the third hour psychology 22 class, are college on May 1. The next two duced by the chorus of 75 was un- Leonard Unkefer, Truman Blaisdell quite an extensive display for its jet< t they wished. visiting court this week, seeing a s everal home debates are planned highest contestan ts, B on ita R ee d er usual. - "Charlie" Benfield; Dick Zhender work, according .to Mr. Alcorn, but after the teams retur n from Lin!ielcl. ill b th tte d In the solo work, Mrs. Dilts in th e - Daniel Gilch[·1·st ·, Rober·t Evans- ·definite plans have not been made practical application of the theories a nd Alice Berry, w e e a n - first number "0, all ye who travel A Poor Man; Morris Summers- as yet. Professor Publishe~S they have been studying in class. The ants. Freel LePenske won the honor upon the highway, hearken to me," Griggs; Bill McCallum- Max Stedt.­ Article in Review cow-se is a general survey of the CORRECTION of duke for the event. Heralds for was outstanding. man; Myron Sharrard- Joe Hennig; field of psychology and the class has In the last issue of The Trail .Tim tho May festival will be Wilbur Goss C. P. S. W 01nen'~ Team. muulid:~te Singing with great ease and ex- Charles Guilford- Umanski; Morris Professor Raymond S. Seward, been spending some tin1.e in a con- Owens, for debate man- and Julius Copeland. hibiting the tm ining h e has h ad, Summers-"Grubby"; David Hop- Wins Close Debale professor in physics at the College sicleration of the uses of psychology

PAGE TWO THE PUOET SOUND TRAIL (Continued From Page One) Clubs Discussed by people think doesn't matter much in (Continued From Page One) ~~Nautical Party" to Be Idea baritone scores, especially the SJEASON~S ~~~·~ a modern democracy." Hennig; Ruth Carter, Mary Frances Fourth Word, "God, my Father, why Student Judiciary Ideas on Fo~tba.ll LePenske - Miss Levinson; Helen hast Thou forsaken me?" in a man­ ~ ~~ SC'JEN'1ES SlE1EN Fat, phlegmatic and rather more Carlson-Mrs. Mulligan; Minabel of Beta Upsilon Informal ner that was remarkable. Wednesday, at the first meeting than forty, Mr. Chesterton also has Stephens - Mrs. Henchley; Lois Ability Shown BY ~ ~ SU:E of the Student Judiciary for this ideas on football. He saw something Hoover- Mr. Henchley; Charles Jer­ "Hoo Hoo" Inn on Lake Steilacooin Will Be Mr. Bennett, head of the conser­ '~··~···,.*'~·~······.J semester, the forming of the Me­ of the great American game at auld-Tony; Roger Johnson. vatOJ:y, showed his ability in singing Sue is in search of the latest and thodist Girls' Social Club was dis­ Notre Dame, but contradicts with Mob: Theo Barwick, Edmund Camouflaged as Sbip the tenor part. smartest in cosmetics. She )1as a cussed. It is the duty of the club massive solemnity the ·proposition Baldwin, Louise Brisbin, George Although not the largest of or­ firm conviction that her "make-up" to pass on all prospective clubs that that nothing but football is taught Champlin, Robert Eccles, Kenneth "Ho Hoo" Inn on Lake Slcilucoom will be transformed chestras, the conservatory organiza­ should be as clever as the new Spring are wished to be formed and be­ at Notre Dame. Chesterton even ven­ Fanning, John Gynn, Howard Hub­ into a sea-going yacht for lhe Alph.a Bela Upsilon :'Nautical tion of 25 pieces played the accom­ styles. come a regular organization of the tured to assert that he found rather bell, Roger Johnson, Dorothy Na­ Party" to be given tomorrow evenmg. A blmker hghlhouse paniments and orchestral interludes She found that she should add College of Puget Sound. a large number of active and in­ deau, Gladys Neff, Paul Perdue, Paul will mark the shore line in the far end of the room. At lhc with much beauty and expression. IL glamour to her finger tips with nail The meeting was concluctecl by telligent students there who listened Pugh, Robert Scott, Bruce Thomas, entrance to the ship, the lraditional ring-buoys will be plac..:ecl. was well balanced. The violin sec­ make-up. At present there is no end Louis Grant, acting chairman of the to his lectures with at least a polite Dora Langton, Ralph Pettit, James A huge sleamer hell will wekome the voyagers, and ~he tion with Mrs. Paul T. Prentice, vio­ of consideration about finger nail group. John O'Connor was elected interest. Garrard·, Marian Sherma:n, Hazel lighting effect wil he c..:arried oul .in red and green port-sJde lin instructor, as concertmeister, clye. To be correct it must tone with Chief Justice of the body and will Chesterton, champion of ortho- Weicking, Miriam Weigle. and starboard lights. 'along with the other instruments, the color of the fingers and also be preside over the coming meetings. doxy, is the author of a series of Music: Off stage, piano and or­ played the scores in a · manner that in harn1ony witll the lipstick. 1 No action was taken on the ques- detective stories and does not hesi- gan; Dorothy Bell- Quartet; Dean Programs will be in the shape of ------clid not detract from the chorus and ring-buoys with the sorority's crest At the weekly meeting oi the tlon of admitting this club as more tate to defend detective stories as Smith, Kenneth Fanning, Evelyn group, held during chapel P.eriod, soloists. All sections of the orchestra Sue chose lipstick with a new lip­ literatm·e, modestly excepting his Bratrud, Dorothy Bell. in silver. Dick Adam's Collegians are worthy of mention for their data must be obtained before it can will furnish music for the trip from Tuesday, a discussion was held to stick color tester. This gadget is a be passed on. The question will be own. He is phlegmatic as all En­ Production Staff: dramatic man­ determine the trend of future meet- splendid achievements. one country to another which will piece of cardboard cut out along the decided at the next meeting, which gland, gravely disapproves of wo­ ager; Morris Summers-stage man­ ings. A roun~l-the -c ircle discussion A review of "The Seven Last. be typified by popular music. upper edge in cupid's bow design will be next Wednesday. It is also men's suffrage and of women in ager; Marvin Carter-stage assist­ allowed all present to informally dis- Words" would not be complete, un­ and colored in five shades. One expected that t he question of allow­ general, except as a necessary ad­ ants; George Champlin, Roger John­ In charge of arrangements are cuss her favorite character in history. less Mrs. Karl E. Weiss was given a holds it up to the lips and selects ing a local chapter of Alpha Phi junct to the family. He likes "grey son, John Gynn-stage electrician; Edith Gustafson and Irene Heath. great deal of praise. Considered the the appropriate coloring. The same Gamma, national journalism ira­ days" and apologized for "exulting Wilfred Evans-property manager; Patrons and patronesses are to be finest accompanist in the city, l~er device may be used in choosing face temity, will be discussed next week. indecently" in the rain that tapped Merle Neyhart-property assistants; Mr. and Mrs. A. R. Tisdale and Mr. Alpha Beta Upsilon work was ·perfectly done. She his window pane as he submitted powder. Members of the judiciary group Helen Carlson, Eloise Tuell, Gladys and Mrs. E. D. Thompson. Hold Open House brought out each l!ttle phrase that gracefully to the grilling of the press * * • are: John O'Connor, Louis Grant, Neff, Harriett Rosenzweig.:._assistant Girls in the sorority are: Jose­ In order that the student body as the director clesired, and gave the in the Olympic hotel. For blemishes; bums, scars or to the director; Dora Langton, Har­ phine lams, Lillian Boyd, Dorothy a whole might visit the Beta cl'iapter orchestra and soloists full support. Bob Evans, Julius Copeland, Ger­ birthmarks, Sue found tpat one can riet Rosenzweig - ushers; "The Turley, Jean Mudgett, Mary Gat'- house at 3215 North 19th Street, To Karl E. Weiss and all who toolr aldine Whitworth, Alice Berry, Carol get a preparation to conceal them, Hnnson, Bob Neilson, Jack Worden, Spurs"-posters; Elizabeth Miller, nett, Mary Milone, Margaret Lam­ open house was held last Wednes­ part in the ve~per service Sunday that is appiied with a camel hal.r Senior Women James Burkey, Mertel Jensen-busi­ mers, Margaret Telford, Irene day evening from 7 to 9. The house aftemoon, Tacoma and the college Eclith Gustafson and Jack Robinson. brush. The effect is marvelous, if a ness manager; Priscilla Doherty. Heath, Doris Wakefield, Mary O'­ has accommodations for eight girls are giving congratulations for mak­ somewhat heavy makeup. With tills Are to Be Feted Connor, Marjorie Powell, Francis and the house-mother is Mrs. Ella ing music history for the city. The Courtesies: L. Schoenfeld & Sons, preparation one never suspects what Greenfield's, McCormack Bros., Tat­ Andrews, Florence Gallucci, Louise Dumermuth. college is taking its place in musi­ CHESTERTON lies beneath. Women of the Faculty Enter­ man Music House, The Kaufer Co., Paine, Dagne Peterson, Reba Hall, .cal circles as well as in other lines, VISITS . .. . u. w. Eckstein Neon Displays. Mary Jane Wilkinson, Mary Ellen with the n ew conservatory and its tain With Tea This Sororities HoJd Sue was told that perfume should Forrest, Martha Nelson, Anita Kach­ staff this yea~·. Afternoon Weekly Meetings express the individual, with the res­ u. of w.-The Wit of Old England alis, Irene Holcomb, Haniet McGill, A talk on "Etiquette" was given and a good bit of her Wisdom set Students He1p Witb Tommie Scrimshire, Alice Johnson ervation, that Jasmine is for morn­ Secrecy still shrouds what prom­ by Edna Baril at the Delta Alpha foot in Seattle last week in the per­ TEA 'JTETES ing and Gardenia for the evening. ises to be a novel and channing and Edith Gustafson. son of G. K. Chesterton, philosopher, Unemployment Survey Gamma sorority meetli1g Wednes- ' POTRONESSES Periume for blonds and brunettes affair in the form of the tea to The incomplete guest list includes: day aftemoon. Several popular num- 1 i poet, author and lecturer wl1o will are put out by theatrical producers be given this afternoon by women Members of Dr. Herman Haush­ Allan Thacker, Art Weber, Don bers were sung by Esther Stockton, "inflict some little thing in the who may be depended upon to lmow of the faculty in honor of senior wo­ eer's sociology classes are gaining Shotwell, John Gynn, Allan O'Far .. accompanied by Mary Westcott at St. Patrick's Idea Is Carried way of a lectm·e" on a University types. men of day and night school. practical experience in the making rell, Clarence Petersen, Russell Kas­ the plano. After the program a for­ Out in AptJOintments audience at Meany hall today. • • • of surveys helping with the com­ selman, Gordon Cox, Jack Worden , mal business meeting was held, with The Rhocles' tea room will be the As a result of the "off-the-face" A man of mass as great as his pilation of figures gathered at the Fred Henry, Robert Boyd, Harold Geraldine Whitworth, president, pre·· Patronesses of the Kappa Sigma setting, with hours Jrom 3 to 5. A ~1ats, anti-shine remedies can be mind, blond locks as unruly as his Sand, Bulow Erickson, Willard Gray, Theta sorority were feted by a tea musical program, arranged by Mrs. new free employment" agency which siding. gotten for exposed foreheacls. This wit, and a laugh as big as his brain, Charles Porter, Lawrence Hedrick given in their honor at the sorority Herbert Cochran, will be presented. has been established at 1003 Pacific Lambda Sigma Chi held their solution can a lso be used to conceal he reclined in a great armchair and and Frank Neyhart. house on North 24th street, Wednes­ The tea, now an annual affair. Avenue. The students do their work regular meeting Wednesday at 2:30; circles under the eyes. scattered gems of wit and Irony. day afternoon with calling hours was started last year and it is hoped at the offices of the Tacoma Com­ Edith Eddy, president, presided. * "' • "Prohibition is a sectarian and from 3:30 to 5:30. Freesias, yellow tlla t it will become a tradition in munity Chest under the direction of Sue found that the old family fanatical fancy of the holy few," he Country Club Chosen daffodils and green carnations form­ social functions. The committee Waiter A. Leuenberger, h ead of thE' hair tonic bottle has now been glori- said a nd rumbled with laughter. For Sigma Zeta Dance eel the table centerpiece, and green making arrangements is h eaded by Fedemted Social Agencies of Ta­ STUDENTS ATTEND coma. The Country Club has been chosen holders and yellow tapers accentu­ fled. It is being offered in de luxe I "More of a case can perhaps be Miss Blanche Stevens, chairman, LEGISLATIVE BALL manner in a combination of three advanced for the institution of co­ by the Sigma Zeta Epsilon fratern­ at~d the S(;. Patrick's idea, which Miss Anna L. Crasper, program to six chic bot..tles of hair tonic, education, for without coeducation Tl1c wages of sin are always paid ity !or their spring informal to be was the motif of the affair. chairman, Mrs. Herbert Cochran, Week-End Affair Declared· Mrs. Edward H. Todd and Mrs. champoo, hair dressing, eau de Co- it Is doubtful if the art of feminine decorations' ehairman and Miss prompt;ly and without discount. held March 28. A clevei· motif will logl'le and toile~ water. smoking could have attained its Herbert D. Cheney presided at the Winiirecl Longstreth, invitation iF======~• be featured and the committee in Very Smart Event * r • • present classical triumph." · t e~ taple. chairman. charge promises a smart affail:. Bob Bleaches, facials and helps to deli- "The trouble with America is that McCullough is general chairman of · More than .a score of college folk Patronesses of· the group are: Mrs. ~~·-~,._.,~. ,._, ._.,_,,_,,_,,. Sixtb Avenue Market cate complexion~ have been in all it suffers from a sort of hygienic . the party and h e Is assisted in mak- ·gathered the past week-end at the• J. H. Holme, Miss Georgia Reneau, winter and continue. The la.test re- complex. somebody is always telling D. W. Stroud, Proprietor ing arrangements by Kermit Heg- annual legislative ball given at the Mrs. William A. Moore, Mrs. E. A. jllyinating masks features a lemon you that you shouldn't eat mustard gerness, Jack Slatter and Charles capitol in the American Legion hall. Hillis, Miss Blanche Stevens, Mrs. Phone Main 3714 and magnesia preparation in a com- peppers or sleep in a standing posi­ 2809 Sixth Avenue Guilford. Friday evening, March 6 was the oc- H. D: Cheney, Mrs. Edward H. Todd, bination wh ich is said to be excell- tion. Prohibition is like that. It re­ 12-LESSONS-12 casion which fou11d hundreds of the Mrs. T. C. Rummel, Mrs. Victor Mor­ ent for cleaning' and whitening. minds me of the sect of the Men- Note or Ear-Guaranteed inost prominent people of the state ris, Miss Anne Crapser, Mrs. Her- * • * y · W · C. A. Plans Party at the third of a series of formal af- bert Cochran, Mrs. John D. Regest- nonites who gravely disapj;a·ove of The lastest Sue has h eard of is a the use of buttons. All this amuses The National, Recognized School For Service For St. Patrick's Day fairs arranged for at Olympia. er, Mrs. R. s. Wainwright, Mrs. L. non-collapsible cold cream tube. us in England." WATERMAN PIANO SCHOOL st. Patrick's Day, Tuesday, is the Governor and Mrs. Roland Hartley E. McClelland and Mrs. J ames After the cream is pressed out the Temple of Music Main 2406 date set for the Y. W. C. A. pa.rty led the grand march which her- Muffley. "After all" Chesterton boomed, "we tbat Satisfies tube goes back into place like a share the freedom of the universe of next week. With 11ours from two alded the beginning of the gay A musical program featured Ra­ jack-in-the-box. It's pretty and ,.._.,,_.,,._,,... n-.tt-t141111>tJ ... tt-.1141111'tt-••- ·• rather fairly: In America you can to four, a ll women interested in Y. frolic. The KOMO staff orches- chael Schneider in a violin solo, ac­ comes In colors to match one's toilet try the talk as much as you please. In En­ W. are expected to attend. The tra- tra furnished the music for the even- cot~panied by Janice Wilson and case or bathroom walls. The tube +•-••-••-u-.. -;;~-••·-u-"-''-'1 gland you can drink as much as ditions and associations in keeping ing and staff artists entertained. The Evelyn Bratrud in vocal numbers. is scented like the cream it holds. with the day will be carried out in hall was in most festive attire and The committee making arrange­ * • * you please." Superiol' Grocery all appointments. The Y. W. room with t he smart formal dress of the ments consisted of Thelma Gander, Talcum powder atomizers permit Anent prohibition the "chan,1pion GROCERS will be the scene of the affair. men and women, made a picture of chairman, Alice Berry, and Lucille accurate aim ancl Sue thinks they of orthodoxy" remarks that "the bulk of the people never have_ ap­ BURPEE'S Proctor 614 2102 No. Alder St. carolyn David is in charge of ar- much distinction. · ·Murbach. will save moneY. by stoppiJ.1g spillage. rangements. It is planned to mai'e • • • proved it. But what the bulk of the i Confectione,·y a small charge to help defray the Silence and the appreciation of it Orchestra Entertains Sue has made. her friends gasp expense. are both priceless. ab~ut her new handbag accesories. Sanitary Barber Sbop I A good place to EAT FOR THE BEST At Student Assentbly They are new co&metic pencils that Under Pantages Theatre TAXI SERVICE look just like lead pencils but aren't. 9 CHAIRS- PROMPT SERVICE I Al Gruetter's orchestra, one of the A white one is for bleaching under 0pen TiJJ 1:00 O'clock a ..m Call Main 43 popular jazz bands of the North­ the nails, a reel one for the lips and "It pays to look well" H. J. CONRAD, Prop. west, entertained a lar ge crowd at eye make-up is taken care of in ,_,_,,~~:.~~~~.~.::._,,_,,_~ ·--Y·E·L·L·O·W-C.AB-C·O··--~~~ the regular student assembly Thurs­ many shades. 1 day morning. This well-received musical organization played ma.~y Sb·ong E:trdrums' JACK'S GRIDDLE of (;he popular hits of the da.y. The Martha Corliss: "Yes, I learned to The most of the bc:~t fo.· the least trombone and trumpet arrange­ play entirely by ear." HAMBURGER IOc ments with orchestral accompani­ Mable Adams: ,;And you h ave nev­ ments received a great deal of ap­ er had the earache?" 913 Commeree St. plause. Monis Summers made an announcement concerning ticl,ets for "The Fool." NOTICE Eyes Tested Right, Glasses Right Prices Right. See Our New Styles 11\tebertcb' s The Word Now! DELTA KAPPA PHI in Glasses HAS GAY FORMAL Caswell Optical Company cteafe 758 St. Helens Avenue Place to Meel for Country Club Is Setting for Good Things lo Gathering of Collegians EAT CALIFORNIA FLORISTS 2813 No. 26th '& Prodor The Delta Kappa Phi formal of 919 PACIFIC Broadway 3277 OFFICI: FURNITURI: Saturday evenJng proved to be a l ® l iTI!Ii"&l ® l ® l®l ~rlldj very gay affair, with approximately -··-.. -·-··-.. -·-·---·----·-- 40 guests 'gathering at the Country FOUNTAIN .ICeS 'club for the occasion. Hours of I II II I I I I II I I I II I Loose Leaf Dev dancing were from 9 to 12. • S 1· Programs and favors were very in­ OffICe upp leS -:• triguing, furthering the diamond Blank Book Makers 1~10tif taken for the occasion bY tl1e fiJ~r group. Appointments and ctecOl·a­ .rnJDJOJ tions ftu·thered this novel idea. Toasted Sandwiches -·-·----··-·-··----··-·-··-··-··-~~ ----.-:of JA1! PIANO- · :-- Spru1g flowers added a formal at­ "Lear·n the MODERN Way" mosphere to the occa~;ion and with our specialty .JOHNSON· <:OX COMPANY GAS, OIL, TIRES, Learn Popular Music-Syncopation! Lhe smart gowns of thP guests, made TRY OUR BATTERIES a pretty pictme. Dick Adams' or­ No knoweldge of music necessary ·chestra played for the evening. 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Play an Instrument? Watch Football 1,raining Tunt Out for Band LOGGER SPORTS Visitol's Are. Welcome THE PUGET SOUND TRAU.. PAGE THREE Loggers Close Conference G1tmes Golf Matches Must Last year's lettermen who were FG FT F Pts. issued suits were Stan Bates, Tom ROY SANDBERG PETER PUGETS WIN Be Played Today Kegley, AI Casperson, ends; Jack Loggers Finish Basket Season Kenrick, forward ...... 47 16 13 110 IS INTRODUCED FROM PI OMICRONS Bower, forward ...... 32 4 7 68 Slatter, Chet Rhodes, Jack Matte­ Hoop Schedule Kegley, center ...... 6 6 18 18 Due to the spring football pract ice son, tackles; captain-elect Dean Team Won Lost % With an enviable string of victor­ TO STUDENTS Grimes; guard ...... 3 1 11 7 and the rainy weather the golf Pettibone, Ray Sulkosky, Jack Spren­ Sigma Zeta Epsilon .... 6 0 1.000 With Two Wins ies to their credit the College of Pu­ McCoy, matches have been postponed until ger, guards; Frank Keuss, center; Alpha. Chi Nu ...... 5 1 .833 guard ...... 18 12 16 48 New Coach Arrives Here for get Sound basketball team closed Piety, center ...... 6 7 17 19 today. All matches must be com­ "Lardy" Richardson, ~ckey John­ Sigma Mu Chi ...... 4 2 .666 W. M Th their 1931 season last Saturda.y son, John Newell, Russ Kasselman Spring Training Peter Puget>s ...... 2 4 .333 Ill LePenslce, guard ········ 1 6 7 8 pleted today. The fourth round ore an.HaH of night. The Loggers played 24 games and Burdette Sterling, backfield Bates, forward ...... 4 0 0 !l matches ~ill be through by Wed­ Coach Roy Sandberg was intro­ Del.ta Pi Omicrons ...... 2 4 .333 This Year's Games in what is considered one of the nesday, March 18. The lineup for men. Tomko, forward ...... 3 1 3 7 duced to the students of the College Nip))Qns ...... 2 4 .333 hardest schedules drawn for many Bowler, guard ...... 1 0 3 2 the fourth round is the following: Delta Kappa Phi ...... 0 6 .000 Beat Albany College 46-32 . seasons. of Puget ~ound amid bursts of ap­ Sig-m:t Mu Chi Sig-m:t Zet;t Epsilon plause and enthusiasm Monday Upsetting dope, the Peter Pugetz Be11ingham Defeated ' Seventeen collegiate games were Keuss Sprenger Sandberg Guest morning during the regular chapel won from the Omicrons in the la3t 35-28 on the roster, of which eight were Girls' Tennis Matches Raleigh Foren period. At his appearance on the game of the season's intramural bas­ College of Puget Sound basketball won and nine lost, failing by a sin­ Perdue McKenny At Civic Banquet stage a demonstration that has not ketball last Friday by a score of 21- Are Being Scheduled teams ended the 1931 season last. gle contest to break even. The Log­ Johnson Weick been seen on the local campus for 20. By virtue of their wh1 over the gers played seven practice games Alpha Chi Nu Delta Pi Omicron Wednesday Night a long time was displayed. · Omicrons, the Pe.ter Pugets throw week end with a pair of'varsity wino against exceptionally strong oppon­ Th e attention of women interested Renschler Malin three teams in a tie for fow·th place. and the reserve team taking a con- "I came to C. P. S. to go to work," test. , · ents and dropped only one contest. in athletics is now divided between Baker Elwen Citizens Pledge Support to The Pugets, led by Haynes, Williams said the new coach smilingly. "A 1 tennis and indoor baseball. Martin Niesen and Carter, h eld a slight advantagE' . On Friday night the Logger var-· • Comparing wins and losses, this New Coach in Athletic coach doesn't win ball games but ls Tennis is the one spot't for wo­ Kelly Wl.nterhouse t hroughout the game. Spencer and Stty defeated Albany College Ptf- · . year's team was far superior to that just a part. The team is going to men which allows inter-school play·­ Del!ta J{Orl Loggers marking 123 points and 83 squad. However, If more l'l.ew players A hard two hour session was given in 10.4 seconds Wednesday, and cap­ eight points during the contest. B. extended the welcome of the citizens points respectively. are discovered worthy of holding a the a thletes In an endeavor to fam­ I_>layball is to be the next sport tw·ed the furlong event in 24.4 sec­ Buchanan turned in a good floor of Tacoma. Coach Sandberg re­ Many n e ~ men were developed place 011 the varsity they shall be iliarize them with the style of foot­ upon the intramural calendar. It il.i onds over a mud-soaked field on game for Albany. sponded thanking the citizens fo1· this year by Coach Hite of which given a chance to attain it. bail that Sandberg intends to use the outside version of indoor base­ Thursday. The Reserve-Teamster game was Bates, Command and Dick Zhencler · Women who desire to compete ln at the college when the regular sea­ the cooperation they had already ball, and in past years has proven a nip and tuck affair from start to son begins next fall. Blocking, tackl­ shown and told of the expectatiom Bernie Brotman, rormer Stadium were outstanding. The only man lost ~he intermedia te section are askerJ itself to be popular. The games, athlete, followed Plummer in indi­ finish and t:he college team did not ing, charging and numerous warm­ he had for College of Puget Sound to the squad is Fred LePenske. to sign up as soon as possible so which will be played on the athletic vidual exhibitions. Brotman won the win until tile final minutes ·of play: ing-up exercises were gone over in athletic teams. The following is a summary of the that ma tches can be made and field, will get under way imm edia ~ely 440 in the fast time of 55.6, con­ A~ half time the losers were , ahead th ~ Initial turnout. individual scorin g o! each member scheduled playing begin a t an early Musical entet'tainmen t was fur­ following spring football training. sidering the condition of the track 17 to 15. During the second ha lf the nished by college students. Dick score was never more than a dif­ of the varsity squad. elate. Girls who have h ad little ex­ $andberg has plenty of seasoned The schedule has not been announc­ an'ct kept on Plummers heels in th~ Adams and Roy Nonr!\an presen ted fe~·ence of fou1· points with the Log­ ~·------perience a re In cluded in this sec­ materia l to work with as n early all ed. 220-yard event to place second. Bill ... saxophone duets and! Dick Tilton Lion this season as beginning tennis of ' last year's lettermen are enro]led The ruling tha t Varsity baseba ll Comma nd won the half-mile run gers ta king the lead with less than played trombone solo~. Both num­ jfrebertck :mean has been eliminated. However , there again this quarter. The backfield lettermen will be barred from play, and took second to Brotman In the five minutes to play. bers wer e accompanied by Janice is a gooel chance for advancement material shows a shortage of lum­ will hit some of the teams harder quarter-mile to turn in a nice per ­ Summary of Friday's games : Wilson. Cha rles Green accompanied Puget Sound J\lbarty Jlrug

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"Campus Players" Play See Channing Pollock's Tonight and Saturday Night .-.-FE ·ATUR E S Gl'eat Drama "The Fool"

PAQE FOUR THE PUGET SOUND TRAIL

A LITTLE PROPAGANDA DR. SINCLAIR GIVES Wbe ~uget ~ounb ~rail The following, sl.raighlforward propaganda from lhe CLASS AT HOSPITAL Eetablished Published Weekly offices of lhe socialistic parly, also has somcthiug to say. G~ing Places & Doing Things Sept. 25, 1922 During School Year Lel us 1lsten lo il too so·as to hear everything. Li sten lo lhe A course ill Lhe psychology of nw·s- Official Publication of The Associated Students music of growth; lhe sli r of change lhal marches strongly EMORY BAKER - demonslraling a Russian dance - ing is beh1g given by Dr. Robert through it wilh head up. ll will do good in slimulaling our SCOTTY ANDERSON-readin g a S<:oleh poem- MYRLE Sinclair for juniors in the nursing COLLEGE OF PUGET SOUND social consciousness whether we swallow il al one gulp or -=- NEYHART- seeing her first automobile a ccic~ e nl-S~EN- school at Tacoma Ge11eral Hospital. take it in well-salted nibbles. CER MATNEY-taking MILDRED EAI\EN-for a ndc- This is an hour com·se anct will - .- - .- BOB SCHMIDT- strolling down the avenue wilh-RU'fH cover 15 weeks. • PARABLE OF THE WATER TANJ( PARKER- SETH INNIS- giving- CHARLOTTE COOl\-· This course is a new connection a lesson in goU-KE,NNE'I'H FANNlNG-sin~ing "I Love with the College of P uget Sound Awarded First Class Honor Rating by the National By EDWARD BELLA~IY You Truly" lo himself- TOM l\EGLEY-glanng ~l-BILL and will probably be carried on an­ Scholastic Press Association There was a certain very dry land, the people wh ereof were in sore need McCULLOUGH- in chapel-PAT STEELE- ordcnng some nually. Psychology has always been Printed by Johnson-Cox Company, 726 Pacific Ave. of water. And they did nothing but to seek after water from morning fralcrnily brolhers oul of his li n10usinc- JENNIE TEEVAN taught aL the hospital but never until nigh t, and many perished because they could not fh1d it. - a nd JIM OWENS- studyi ng- CHARLES GUILFORD- before by a college professor. Entered as second-class matter at the Post Office at Tacoma, wash- Howbeit, there were ccrLah1 men in Lh at land who were more crafty and dillgent than the rest, ancl these hac! gathered stores of water whel"C w ulkinrr- ALIDA WJNGARD-IJack home fro m play prac- Professor Frectericlt McMlllan is ington, under the Act of Congress of March 3, 1879. others could find n one, and Lhc name' of th ese men was called capitalists. lice_;BOB SUMMERS-advi:si ng HAZEL WEICIUNG--lo also giving one lecture course and Subscription price, 75c per semester; $1.00 per school year by mall. And it came to pass that the people of the land came unto the capitalists cut her hair- 1\ELLY WEISS_;_and a hcauliful young lady- one laboratory each week over the and prayed them tha L they would ~ give them of the water they had gathered that they inight drink, for their n eed was sore. But the capital­ ,a l legislature-COACH ROY 'sANDBERG-:givin ~ fooLIJ~ll :same period. EDITORIA!L STAFF ists answered them and sale!: .men a hard worko ut-EVEnYBODY-1Juy1ng IJ ckels Jor .';;;; ~~iiiiiiiiiiii.,!!!i~!!!!!!~ Bruce Thomas _, - Edilor "Go to, ye sllly people! Why should we give you of Lhe water which ;"THE FOOL." .• I 1we have gathered, for then we should become even as ye are, a nd perish News Editor - I - Donald H. Cooper I I with you? But behold whaL we will clo unto you. Be ye our servants and Sport Editor - i George Tibbits the soothsayers, nor of the holy men who were false pries.ts, nor yet for the I ·Ye shall h ave water." 1 dr ops that were called charity would the people be st1ll, but raged t he Society EdUor '- Ulna Rice And the people said. "Only give us to drh1k and we will be your scr- more, and crowded upon the tank as if they would take it by force, then Desk Editor - _ _ _ Eloise Hall ,vants, we and our children." And it ;was so. 'Look they counsel together anct sent inen privily forth among the people. 1 Now the capitalists were men of uriderstanding, ·and wise in their gen- And these men sought out Lhe mighLicsl; among the people, and all who ~ eration. They ordered the people whb were their servants in bands with had skill in war and took them apart and spake craftily with them saying: REPOilTERS captams and officers, and some they put at the springs to dip, a nd oLhers "Come, now, 'why cast ye noL yoUJ' lot in with the capitalists? If ye Ray Campbell, Howard Clifford, I Harold Dabroe, Tom Gruell, Edith ctict they make to carry Lhe water, and others ctict they cause La seek for will be their men and serve Lhem against Lhe people, that they break Gustafsen, Willard Haynes, David Hbpkins, Mertel Jensen, Grace John- new sprmgs. And all Lhe water was brought together In one place, and not in upon the tank, then shall ye have abundance of water, that ye son, Frank Keuss, Mary Katherine 1McK enzie, Dorothy Na deau, Olive ·there ctict th e capitalists make a great tank for to hold it, and the tank perish not, :re and yow· children." was called the Market, for it was Lhe~e that the people, even th e ser vants Reese, Bob Scott, Freel Stockbridge, ~ill Tibbits, Beverly Thompson, Jean of the capitalists, came to get water. And the capitalists said unLo th e And the migh ty men ancl Lhey who were skilled ill war he~r ke1_1ect unto Whitworth, Milt Woodard, Kathryh St. Clair, Jack Mattison, Jean people: Lh is speech and suffered themselves Lo be persuaded, for thetr th1rst con­ strained them, and t hey wenL within LjnLo the capitalists and became their 'l'onight r. nd tomorrow night we Michael and Erma Watts. k' . "For every bucket of waLct• Lhat y~ bring to us, Lhat we may pour it omen and staves and swords were ptlt in Lhch· hands and they became into the tank, which is the Market, behold! we will give you a penny, ·a defense unto the capitalists and srr)oLe Lhe people when they thronged have "The Fool" on our stage; but. COPY R ADERS but for every bucket Lhat we shall draw forth to give unto you that ye ·upon the tank. : . , the biggest "fool" won't be on the Helen carlson, ll:velyn Frank, ~rgaret Janes, Olive Kinsman, Elsie .may drh1k of it, ye and your wives and your children, ye shall give to And after many clays the water was low in the Lank for the capitalists us two pennies, an d Lhe difference shall be our pro.fit, seeing t hat If it sta.go, h e'll be the one ilnLt doesn't Korpela, Esther Power, Geraldine hitworth, Preston Onstad, Dorothy 1were not for this profiL we would not do this t hil1g for you, but ye should ct id make fountains and fish ponds Of Lhe wa,tcr thereat, and did bathe ther ein, th ey and their wives and :Lhcir children, and did waste the get a ticlmt to sec the Jllay. Sharp and Miriam Weigle. .all perish." 1ft 111 * ~ wa ter for theh· pleasure. l t · And it was good in t he people's eyes, for they were dull of uncterstancting, And when the capitalists saw Lhat the Lanlc WM empty, they said, "The Pretty poor one? Ell? Well any­ BUSINESs:; STAFF and they diligently brought watei· unto the tanlt for many clays, and for crisis Is ended;" and they sent for~lt1 and hi.red the people thai they T ~very bucket which they cticl bring tl,le capitalists ga.ve them every man way you ought to see the play. should brmg water to fill iL again. And for the waLer that the people • * • Milton Foren J -- Business Manager a penny, but for every bucket that the capitalists drew forth from the brought to the tank they reccivccl for every buckoL a penny, but fo~· the i tank to give agam unto the people, behold! the people rendered Lo the water which the capitalists drew forLh from t he tank to give agam to Which reminds us th:Lt in the Proctot 371\6 .capitalists two pennies. Lhe people they received two pennies, LhaL they might have their profit. human race the butcher holds the Arthur Robbins l - Assistant Busmess Manager ! And the water tank, which was the Market, overflowed And after a time cticl the tank again overflow even as before. ~t the top, seemg that for every bucket the people poured in Lhey received steaks. And n ow, when many tm1es the people had filled the tank until it • * • bnly so much as would buy agam half of a pucket. And because of the overflowed and had thirsted till Lhe waLer therein had been wasLed by REVOLT IN THE· MIDDLE-WEST ~xcess that was left of every bucket, did the tank overflow, for the pepple the capitalists, it came to pass LhaL Lhcrc arose in the land certain men An inter-fraternity bridge tourna­ :Were many, but th e capitalists were few, and could drink no more than who were called agitators, !or tha.L Liley did sLir up the people. And they ment is being held at Pm·due. (Continued From Page One) :Others. Therefore did Lh e tank overflow. · It would be easy to enjoy the competition and forget spake to the people, saying thaL they should a~sociate, and then. would • • * ! And when the capitalists saw that the water overflowed, they said Lo Lhey h ave no need to be servants of Lhc cap!Lalists anct should thn·st no It will only be retty well, too. I'm send­ the worse and not the better it shall be !or you by reason of the prof1t, wa ter th ey had brough t already, and because the people could n ot buy kncl that forever?" . . .. ing you a sketch of what I saw once. This is from friend the water they had brough t already, the capitalists•no more hired them After this manner spakc the agitators for many clays unto the people, • • * to bring water. And Lhe sayh1g went abroad, "It is a crisis." and none h eeded them, but it was so thaL afLcr a time the people harkened. * • • -Bill Law. And the thirst of Lh e people was great, for it was not now as iL had And they answered and said unLo the agiLaLors: - .- been ill the clays of their fathers, wh en the land was open before Lhem, ' "Ye say truth. It is because of L11c caplLalists and of Lheir profits that • • • for every one to seek water for hin1self, seeing that the capltali$ts had we want seemg th at by reason of them ancl their profits we may by no taken all th e springs, anct Lhe wells, anct the water wheels, anct the v!)ssels anct the buckets, so that n o man might come by water save fronl the Lank, means cbme by the fruit of our labor, so that our labor is in vam, and So much for Bill's lellcr and before w e pass on lo lhc lillie Lhe more we toil to fill the tank Lhc sooner doLh iL overilow, and we may skelch he has wrillen for us \.VC wilJ pause a momenl in which was th e MarkeL. And th e people murmured against Lho capitalists ·receive nothing because t11cre Is Lao much, according to the words of the DON'T GET EXCITED, WE'VE otdcr lo .inlroduve him lo the new peop.le who were unlucky and said: "Behold, tlle Lank runneth over, and we die of thirst. Give us, sootllsayers. But beholcl, Lhc cap!LalisLs ::~,re 11arct men and their te~cler J UST LOOE:ED 'l'HRV PROF. HAN­ I 1 · I 1 · 1 · 11 d l d 1 therefore of the water that we perish not " niercies are cruel. Tell us if ye know any way whereby.. we may deliver A WALT'S PERISCOPE AND WE cno_ug1 lo 1ave 11llSSCc <:nowmg 1!111.. C f{l'a ua e asl · But th~ capitalists a.nswerect: "Not so. Tl;e water' is ours. Ye shall not ourselves out of our bondage unto Lllem. But It ye !mow of no certain AHE STILL SEEING STARS. WAT­ spnng, remembered as a lead~r; prom1nenl In oratoi.'y, de- drinlc thereof, unless ye buy it of us with pennies." And they con finnect way of deliverance we beseech you to hold your peace and let us alone, haLe, music, drama; prominent as a wrilcr and literary it wit h an oath, saying, after _Lhe i~· manner, "Business is busmess." that we may forget om· misery." SON, MY GLASS. critic. Where service was needed there was Bill Law. But the capitalists were dJsquteLect that t.he people bought no more And t he agitators answered ancl sale! , .. We know a way." • * * . ' . . water, whereby they had no more any prof1ts, and Lhey spakc one to And the people said, "Deceive us not, for Lhls Lhing hath been from W e pass h1s leller on to you because Jl says somelhtng. another, sayh1g: "It seemeth that our profits have stopped our profits anct the beginning, and none hath fom~d a way of cleli~c rance until now, though \Ve n1ust r ealize there is a Red Cry abroad in lhe land. ?Y.reason of the proms we have made, we can make no more profits. How many have sought iL carefully w1Lh Lears. But Jf ye know a way, speak Il is not usl a cry echoing from lhe sleppes Russia. ll 1 unto us quickly." . .i of ~s ~0~~-~t ~~~ ~~-~{;~e~~~·cb;;~~n~o~ l~h~o:~~~~~a~r~S,t~~~ t~~; 'f:;~~s il~~;~~~~ Then t he agitators spake unto Lhc people of the way. And they sa1cl: is nol a cry lo destroy the world, bul a cry lhal would build this thil1g unto us," and Lhcy sen t for them. ' "Behold, what need have ye at all of Lhese capitalists Lhat ye should a new world. A cry as r ed as Christ's own glood- Christ Now, -the soothsayers were men learned ill dark sayings wh.o joined yield them profits upon your labor? WhaL great thing do they wherefore * * • who was one of the great socialists. ll is nola foreirrn cry- themse~ves to the capitalists by reason ot the '~ater _of the capiLallsts, tha L ye render them this tribute? Lo! iL is only because Lhey do order you in · · A .·.. t . . y' rr 'll II II A .· .. ~ b u· they Imght have thereof and live, they an ct Lhe1r children. And Lhey spake bands a nd lead you out and in :mel seL your Lasks and afterward give you '.rhis, derc pillJJils, is the Camilli'> 11 I~ me1~can. oo, S~Ihlll::, Wl 1 1e 0 .< m e ~1can ~e e JOn for the capitalists unto Lhe people, an ct did their embassies for Lh em, see- a little of the water yourselves have brought and not they. Now, behold Sod c, who spake the University of Washington cam lHc. He heard U1e echoes of olher voices, lhc scattered unto the people that t hey should be quiet anEI trouble noL the capitalists worlted in the Bursar's office (five because they thirsted. And Lhesc holy men, who were false priests, tesLI­ STUDENT and broken voices of lhose w ho have llO chance. Call­ years) while in college, maniect Rev. pus. • • * ing for lighl- lifc- fiect to the people Lh aL Lhis affliation was sent to them of God for the Homer Magee of Seattle shortly af- healing of their souls, and if they should bear it ill patience and lust We arc sure dissapointed in the ·=· tcr her graduation and is now living Civilizaljon wenl on. T he grcal air-beacon swepl the not after the water, neit.her trouble Lhe capitalists, it would come to pass LETTERS·:· university. Here they lmd the chance that after they h ad given up the ghost Lhey would come of a country in Selah, Wash." sky. Trains thundered through lhe dark. l\ len made WE APOLOGIZE to take home a fire engine and they where there should be no capitalists but an abundance of water. Howbeit, I am writing this merely for yoUl' speeches around while table covers. And lhcy knew not there were certain true proph ets of God also, anct these had compassion Dear Editor: were satisfied with a helmet! lhal death had crepl into the hcarl of il all. on t he people an d would not phophesy for the capitalists, but rather In reaclmg Leday's Trail, I came beneilL, hoping next time you may * • • spake constantly against Lhem. be more careful. upon an article which was hugely Well, we must end sometime and - \V.illium G. Law. Now, when the capitalists saw th at the people still murmured and Very cordially, amusing nnct yet somewhat disgusL­ our stomach Lolls us it, is time to ';J ~ would not be still, neither for Llle words of the soothsayers nor of Lhe Dorothy Magee. There are still about 50 copies of the Trail issue cont:tining the editor- false priests, Lh ey came forth themselves unto them ancl put the ends ing Lo me. It is the article in column eat. Important bu::;iness comes first i:LI which is responsible fot· a gooll dc:Ll or the lU"Cscnt chit-chalt, "Some of their fmgers in the water Lh at ovcrflowe ~l in the tank and wet the 5 ncar the bottom of Lhe column. Checriol tips thereof, and they scattered th e drops from the tips of their J'lngers To be correct it sh ould read : Make Loo many promises and you 1 f People Say We Are Spineless.'' They m:ty be lmtl for the asking at b d pan the people who thronged the tan'· a 1 1 t•·1 t•1· the 'rra.il office until the supply is gone. adrop rons ofu water was chari· ty, and they were exceedinglyLt, c bi·, ette namr. e o· ' e "Mrs. Homer Magee, formerly lnay have to ct o some tall sprinting Don't forget that patience Is only ~------fl. And when the capitalists saw yet again that neither for th e wo1cts of Miss Bernice Spri.:nlde '29 was n. to keeJ up with them. one of the many virtues .