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1 APPENDIX a CBSC Decision 11/12-0380 CFNY-FM Re the Dean APPENDIX A CBSC Decision 11/12-0380 CFNY-FM re the Dean Blundell Show (Females, Freezies & Halloween) The Dean Blundell Show is CFNY-FM’s (102.1 The Edge, Toronto) morning show, which airs weekdays from 5:30 to 10:00 am. It contains the usual songs, news, traffic and weather updates, and banter between the hosts, Dean Blundell, Todd Shapiro and Derek Welsman. The following conversations occurred on October 11 and 12, 2011, respectively: October 11, 2011, 7:00 am Blundell: 102.1 The Edge. It’s, uh, Blink-182, “Up All Night”. Good morning. 7:09. We’re just watching, um, a new morning news, uh, thing on Global. [Shapiro chuckles] Mor-, it’s called The Morning Show. It’s like a morning TV news thing. Shapiro: Shh. You’re not supposed to talk about the competition. [laughs] Blundell: They’re not compe-, [laughs]. Welsman: It’s a great name. Blundell: Yeah. The Morning Show. [affects exaggerated newscaster voice] “Good morning. There’s a lot of people on there that talk like this.” Anyway, um, there’s some hot chicks on it. Like, um, Liza Fromer who used to be on Breakfast Television. She’s fairly hot. Shapiro: Yeah. Blundell: Great jugs. Shapiro: Yeah, nice to see her back on TV. Blundell: Two kids and she’s still got great jugs. Shapiro: Yeah. Blundell: And then, uh, some other chick who’s fairly hot in a blue blazer. And then that Daru Dhillon. She used to be on Sportsnet. What a body. Holy crap. Shapiro: And don’t forget about Leslie Roberts. [all laugh] Blundell: [in effeminate voice] “What an ass!” [all laugh] Shapiro: He’s a super nice guy. Well, he’s just, I guess he’s just on right now to, uh – Blundell: Yeah. 1 2 Shapiro: To, to – Blundell: To lend support. Moral support. To watch their morning show. But it’s good. Look at her jugs. Shapiro: Yeah. Blundell: Dude, Liza’s jugs haven’t skipped a beat since she, uh, [Shapiro chuckles] since she left Breakfast Television. It’s like six years ago, seven years ago. She left Breakfast Television to squeeze out a couple of kids. Apparently she’s married to a very nice man. Todd, you know him. Shapiro: Yeah, a very nice, super, super good dude actually. Blundell: Lucky guy because those jugs just keep goin’. Shapiro: Yeah. Blundell: Uh, the jugs don’t quit. Shapiro: He is, he, he would probably agree he’s a very lucky man. Blundell: Is he? Would he? Shapiro: I’m, I’m sure he would. Well, his wife’s back at work. Blundell: Yeah. [all laugh] Welsman: Yeah, that’s right. Time for you to go make a buck, babe. [Shapiro laughs] Get back on it. Blundell: But just great jugs. She’s aged a bit. [Shapiro snickers] Hey, it has been – Shapiro: I know her. She’s so nice, man. Blundell: Oh dude, she’s super nice. I, I, I, I don’t think I’ve, I think maybe I’ve met her once. Shapiro: Oh, okay. Blundell: ’Member and she was on my list of chicks that I’d like to do? Shapiro: Yeah! She was, like, number two I think! Blundell: She was number two on my list of chicks – Shapiro: Oh yeah. Blundell: It was a coffee table book I was going to put out called Chicks that Could Touch My Thing. Shapiro: They were, like, news chicks. Blundell: Yeah. 3 Shapiro: It was, like, local celebrities. That’s what it was. Blundell: Yeah, yeah, it was chicks. Yeah, yeah. And Liza Fromer was like number two at the time. She’s down the list now. She’s top ten still, for sure. Shapiro: Yeah. Welsman: Who’s number one? Blundell: On my list? Welsman: Yeah. Blundell: I’ve recently had to, uh, go, uh, would you like me to share it with you? Shapiro: Yeah. [??] Blundell: Okay, coming up next I’ll share with you my top ten list of chicks that could touch my thing. Shapiro: Yeah. Blundell: It’ll be a coffee table book before you know it. And, uh, what you do is, um, when you open, like, it’s a book that turns into, like on Seinfeld, you turn it into a coffee table. Shapiro: Oh! Blundell: It’s got legs and stuff. Welsman: Nice. Blundell: And then you open it up and in, you know what? Welsman: It’s a pop-up? Blundell: It’s a pop-up book. Shapiro: Yeah? Blundell: And each chick that can touch my thing is spread eagle. Welsman: Awesome. Really? Shapiro: And it has a little tab you can pull to make them move a little bit. Blundell: Yeah. [all laugh] Shapiro: I hope, I hope, I hope it doesn’t pop up too high ’cause we’re talking about females here. [all laugh] Blundell: No, just the legs pop out like this. Shapiro: Oh. Okay. 4 Welsman: Surprise! Blundell: Spread eagle. Like they’re skiing. Shapiro: What about boobies? ’Cause they’re like a V formation. Blundell: They’re there, dude, they’re there. Shapiro: Okay. Beautiful. Welsman: With the set of whatever news show there in the background? Blundell: Yeah. Welsman: Oh, that’s nice. Blundell: Chicks that Can Touch My Thing, comin’ up next. Welsman: I love this show. October 12, 2011, 7:00 am Blundell is reading e-mails from listeners. Blundell: This is from, uh, it doesn’t say. I think it’s, I think it’s a dude, though. [reads email] “I have a new move for you. It’s called the ‘freezie’. After you finish in a condom, take it off and get [trails off].” Oh, just like a Freezie. Welsman: No way! No. Shapiro: Is he talking about freezing it? Blundell: No. Welsman: No, he’s talking about [trails off]. Blundell: The way – Shapiro: Ohhh! Blundell: Yeah, yeah. [all laugh] The freezie. Shapiro: Oh that’s pretty funny. Blundell: I know. That’s awesome. I wish the guy left his name so I could give him full marks for it. But I can’t, it’s just an initial. And then a last name, but we can’t read last names – Shapiro: No. Blundell: – unless otherwise pre-consented. So, you know. 5 Welsman: Wow. Blundell: Congratulations to whoever sent me the move about the freezie. That’s awesome. Welsman: Freee-zie. Blundell: Yeah, you take the safe after you’ve just made it busy. You take a previously-busy safe, if you know what I mean? Shapiro: Yeah. Blundell: Kids, ask your parents. And then you, you, like a Freezie. Welsman: Yep. Run the old thumb in. Blundell: Yep. Welsman: Beautiful. What a great move, huh? Shapiro: I don’t know. Welsman: It’s a great move. Blundell: Isn’t that awesome? Shapiro: It’d be funny to watch. [laughter] Welsman: [affects funny voice] You want a freezie? [laughter] Extra glazed. [all laugh] Have a freezie. Blundell: That is a sweet move. Welsman: [affects funny voice] They don’t sell that at the Freezie shop. [all laugh] Yeah. At all. Blundell: It is a warm Freezie. Shapiro: [disgusted] Oh, oh, oh. [Blundell laughs] It’s a Warmie. [all laugh] October 12, 2011, 7:10 am Blundell: 102.1 The Edge. It’s the Red Hot Chili Peppers and, uh, “The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie”. Good morning. 7:10. Uh, did you guys see these ads? I think they’re on some buses and some, about JesusWeen? Welsman: What? Blundell: We talked about it last week. JesusWeen. Have you seen it? Welsman: No. 6 Blundell: JesusWeen. Bunch of religious freakos, uh, trying to overtake Halloween. Welsman: No. Blundell: So there’s, like, JesusWeen dot com. So – Welsman: I almost just swore. I almost said “Are you f-ing kidding me?”. Blundell: No. So what I did was, is I – Welsman: Yeah? Blundell: Uh, I went to the Google machine, googled “JesusWeen.com”. Here it is. [reads from website] It’s a non-profit organization known as JesusWin. “We are focused on helping people live better lives through the knowledge of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. JesusWeen is a God-given vision which was born as an answer to the cry of many every October 31st. The dictionary meaning of ‘ween’ is ‘to expect’, believe it or not? Therefore, we see October 31st as a day to expect a gift of salvation and re-think receiving Jesus.” So basically they’re just trying to take over Halloween. Welsman: You know, -- Blundell: And call it JesusWeen. Because then, uh, the religious freak-jobs get their way. Welsman: The day after Halloween is All Saints Day. They already have a day. Blundell: Mm hm. Shapiro: They want two days?! Welsman: Leave Halloween alone. Blundell: Sons, sons-of-bitches got Christmas and Easter too. Welsman: Yeah. Blundell: Don’t even get me started on those two. Welsman: And we get that off. Blundell: Yeah. Shapiro: Are we allowed, are we allowed dressing up? Are we allowed dressing up on JesusWeen? Blundell: As the Lord. Shapiro: Yeah, is that what you do? Welsman: Your favourite Bible character. 7 Blundell: I would get dressed up as the Lord five seconds before his crucifixion. That would be what I would do. I would get dressed up like that. Welsman: Wow. That’s a lot of blood. Blundell: Yeah, that is a lot of blood. Shapiro: I got a bit of Jesus look goin’ on. Blundell: Yeah, you do. Shapiro: I’m good for that one.
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