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Vol. 27, No. 11, October 19, 1982 Introduction of GER Dorms get 1982 Series would add to course load $18.00 by Karen Bemowski tee, the next stage in bringing according to the document. LOWER tickets of The Post staff about the reality of general edu­ Another ,area included under GRANDSTAND For showing enthusiastic sup­ cation requirements. quantitative skills is data inter­ 5 port of the Brewers COUNTY STADIUM The first step in getting general Temporary committee chairman pretation, in which studeius during their chase of baseball's education requirements at UWM Woessner said general ed­ would be required to take a world championship, the resid­ was completed Oct.. 15 when the ucation requirements will be a statistics course. ents and staff of the Sandburg Ad Hoc Committee on General reality in a minimum of three to The GER document indicates residence halls were given a Education unanimously approved five years. students would also have to take a chance Friday to buy tickets to last a document containing proposed two-predit course or pass an SERIE^ weekend's soldout World Series education requirement changes. "Unequivocal" change equivalency test on the history games at County Stadium. The proposed general education "Is there going to be a general and usage of computers. Not only Brewer General Manager Harry requirements would impose strict­ change? Unequivocally yes," would students study the impact Dalton sold UWM the tickets er undergraduate requirements so Woessner assured. of computers on society, but they because the people at Sandburg students would strengthen "com­ If the proposed general edu-" would also work on computer had compiled a book of messages mon intellectual skills" and obtain cation requirements are accepted programs. which yoiced support for the a "broad body of knowledge," in the current form, several new team. The messages were bound according to the committee's re­ requirements would be necessary History, sciences covered in a book and sent to the Brewers. port. for a bachelor's degree from In the history and cultural area, So, at 2 p.m. last Friday, 27 The approved documentv was UWM. students woujd have to take World Series tickets, nine for each the result of a two-and-a-half year First, for the English require­ three credits in world history and game, were raffled off to Sand­ effort of the General Education ment, students would have to pass three credits in world literature. burg residents and staff mem­ Committee, created at the request a two-part Wisconsin English In addition, according to the bers. of the University Committee, the Placement Test and take five document guidelines, a student Seven tickets for each game executive committee of the Fac­ English/communication credits. would be required to take four NATIONAL l.KAGUE CHAMPIONS J were allotted to residents and two ulty senate. Two credits must be in communi­ semesters of a modern foreign per game were given to the staff. The approval of the report by cation courses which emphasize language or three semesters of an Only one entry per person was the 16 members present, how­ skills in oral expression, and three ancient foreign language. The allowed. ever, marked the disbanding of credits must be taken in a course high school equivalent of four The tickets were $18 upper the General Education Committee. where written expression skills years of modern or three years of grandstand seats but $2 were Committee members did not are strongly emphasized. an ancient foreign language would added to the price of each ticket to mind, though, they said. Second, in an area entitled also satisfy this requirement. 1982 WORLD SERIES cover the cost of obtaining the "I think we're tired," com­ quantitative skills, a student Testing out would also be permit­ $18.00 GArVIE tickets, a flyer announcing the mented committee member How­ would have to pass a series of ted. LOWER raffle said. ard Pincus, professor of geological tests in which arithmetic, al­ In the aesthetic and creative GRANDSTAND That was still cheaper than sciences, just, before he read his gebraic, geometry and problem- requirement, students would be COUNTY STADIUM 5 paying high scalpers' prices. motion to adopt the document. solving skills are tested. These required to take six credits in the Some of the winners indicated . The approved motion allows the tests would not "go beyond what creative and expressive arts such C 10 ' they were going to give the tickets document and any feedback from is normally included in a good first as architecture, fine arts and to younger brothers who would the report to go to the Academic year of high school algebra and a creative writing. SfcX 'mi\r\ StAI appreciate the tickets more. Program and Gurriculum Commit­ year of high school geometry," [Turn to p. 10, col. 5] National Pit Buffalo was found to be a well-armed pit

by Michael Gauger tops of the buildings and lit it. Voila! A "blue of The Post staff light" district! Trivia. Millard Fillmore, one of America's most Buffalo, N.Y. - This, as Jack Webb would say, beloved presidents, is buried in Buffalo. I guess is the city. This is the notorious city squatting he didn't use his veto power when he should've. close to lovely Lake Erie, the heavenly waters that Another president, William McKinley, left a caress the western part of the state. lasting impression on the city when he was shot there during the 1901 Pan American Exhibition. Buffalo. Known the world over for God-awful Today, only one building from that exhibition snowstorms, the Bills of National Football League stands, and it houses the Buffalo Historical fame and, recently, the Courier-Express. Buffalo. Society. My friend said he and his accomplices A place that's been chasing the coveted "Armpit used to call it the "Buffalo Hysterical Society." of the Nation" title for years. (Cleveland has a stranglehold on that title, with New Jersey in hot Domestic tranquility. Speaking of hysteria, during a brief tour of part of the city, my friends pursuit.) told me of the large number of mental health and Buffalo-truly a strange place for a vacation in psychiatric treatment facilities there. Then they mid-October. But then, men do desperate things. told me people who will live in the city for a long So it was that I stepped from a Boeing 727 onto period of time have a two in five chance of this alien ground last Friday night. contracting alcoholism or mental illness. I had gone to visit some friends. It wasn't my Another thing: they hang traffic lights from fault they lived there, I told a sneering colleague, wires above intersections. Can you believe that? who predicted before I left that it would be Normally, the lights are on poles, like the ones in snowing even as the plane was landing. Milwaukee. He was wrong, but I couldn't help being Buffalo weather isn't that different from the haunted by what he said as one of my friends Milwaukee climate. Both cities are magnets for greeted me with a cheery item: "We're expecting snow and cold weather. But at least Milwaukee snow flurries tonight." (This, too, didn't come to doesn't add to its problems with weird street pass.) lights. That news, though, wouldn't discourage me I suppose I should talk about the good things in from keeping my eyes and ears open in Buffalo. One of them is chicken wings. A citywide anticipation of the city's attractions, which were: custom, the wings are made in a special hot Night life. Buffalo doesn't have anything to sauce. They're not as hot as the ones in Dante's rival Wisconsin Avenue, and there's not much to kitchen, but they're tasty. The other good thing do in the evening, except maybe in summer. about Buffalo is that it's only an hour and a half A steep ramp makes this portion of the Maryland Avenue pedestrian There is something called the Elmwood strip, the drive from Toronto, which really is a great city. bridge inaccessible to certain handicapped individuals. [Story on city's blocks of bars, and Friday the proprietors That's Buffalo, N.Y. It's fun to joke about page 3.] Post photo by Sue Harris. carried out a promotion put together with the mainly because Milwaukee looks like Paris by city's help. They attached blue neon tubing to the comparison. OVER 1 MILLION DRINKS SERVED! 'GET GASSED WITH US" RM HARLFINGER "NEVER A & CO. PRESENTS... COVER CHARGE THE FILLING STATIONS STATION I

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by Pam Masllottl it (the west ramp), we would have completely happy with the bridge, of The Post staff still had to put in an access to the either. HISTORY north, because some people want "I suggested that there should SCIENCE. What started out for some as a to go to Lapham," said Rudy be a railing on the south side, by dream, which was talked about for Tichy, director of Facilities. the Day Care Center. A blind LITERATURE over 20 years, has become a Although a longer ramp with a student had suggested it could be reality—the Maryland Avenue gentler slope would have been dangerous." pedestrian bridge. Begun during nice, Tichy said the handicapped "It still is an acceptable bridge, A PARADISE FOR the spring of 1982 as a solution to ramp would still have to be built, just not perfect." the pedestrian-motorist problem, regardless. And the cost of that BROWSERS- the bridge was finally opened this long west ramp was just too high, Money problems year just before fall classes began. so it was shortened to its present Money has also been a problem SPORTS TV- The bridge has undergone length, Tichy added. in the building of the bridge. many revisions since the first Tichy explained there is a Tichy said the contractor, the SCIENCE FICP^N plans were submitted in Madison, section in the State Building Code Birks-Hallyard Corporation, was but, despite a few inconveniences, describing how a handicapped foreclosed on by the IRS last REFERENCE it should perform its intended ramp is to be built. spring due to the withholding of FIELD GUIDES service well-keeping people out company taxes. This stopped pro­ of the way of motorists. Ramp specifications duction for a while until a bonding COMIX Betty Ann Fischer, chairperson "The ramp can only in­ company, Balboa Insurance Com­ of Disabled Student Services, was clined so many feet-say 30 feet, pany of California took over. PHILOSOPHY concerned about handicap access then must go horizontal for about Birks-Hallyard later reformed and to the bridge. six feet, and then down again so finished the job. COMPUTER "Originally, we wanted two many feet," he said. The original plan for the long ramps extending off either He explained this was to reduce bridge had also included a ther­ side of the bridge, so they fatigue by allowing the handi­ mal melting system to prevent ice MORE THAN (students in wheelchairs) would capped person to rest in a level and snow buildup but, due to the be closer to the different build­ area. high cost of such a system, the 12Q00 TITLES ings." And so there are two ramps: bridge will instead be regularly The design for the west ramp one that meets the handicapped snowplowed during the winter. PAPERBACK- AN had a 12 percent grade, the state's regulations and one that meets "We made the bridge just wide maximum legal limit for handi­ the pedestrian regulations. enough for a snowplow to fit HARDBOUND capped access. Tichy said the east side of the through," Tichy said. Instead, the bridge has a long bridge conforms to regulations. The State Building Commission straight ramp on the west for But Tichy says the bridge isn't listed the whole project as costing pedestrians with a 10 percent quite finished yet, although it may about $250,000, and according to grade and a special ramp for look like it is. Tichy, that is about how much it is wheelchairs that goes off to the "The handrails are not the going to cost. MAGAZINES right with an 8 percent grade. The ones specified, and there is some Peter Milne, a handicapped BARGAIN BOOKS lower the percent grade the less cracking. The project has hot yet student who uses an electric steep the hill. been accepted by us," he said. wheelchair, has used the bridge. TEST PREPARATION "Even if we had just extended Fischer said she is not yet "It's a good idea," Milne said. "It's a lot easier than crossing the SPECIAL ORDERS- street itself. In the long run, I also think that it'* a shorter distance NO ADDED CHARGE than crossing the street. And it's Calendar more easily accessible," he said. Milne said before he started Tuesday, October 19th using the bridge, in order to get 6:30 p.m. MEETING: General Assembly, Plymouth Church, from the west side of Maryland Top Ten Bestsellers 2717 E. Hampshire, on corner, Spons. by Avenue to Bolton Hall, he crossed Milwaukee International Student Club. the street, cut through the west Catcher in the Wry Uecker 7:30, 9:30 p.m. FILM? "Bonnie & Clyde" Union Cinema, students side of the Union, went up to the 2) Real Men Don't Eat Quiche Feirstein $1, other $1.50. first floor, then out and over to Spring Moon i Lord Bolton. 3) Wednesday, October 20th 4) Hotel New Hampshire Irving Milne has been both up and 8:30 a.m.-5 p.m. NURSING RESEARCH DAY: 5th Annual, Union down the pedestrian ramp on the 5) Thin Thighs in 30 Days Stehling Wisconsin Room, Spon. by UWM School of west side, and indicated he didn't 6) Personhood Buscaglia Nursing, $15.00, for information call 963-7745. have any trouble. 7) World According to Garp Irving 12-1 p.m. MEETING: Feminist Center and Pro-Choice Abor­ But he also said he "wouldn't 8) What Color is Your Parachute Bolles tion Coalition, E356, Spons. by Feminist Center recommend it" to other handi­ 9) Garfield Takes the Cake Davis and Pro-Choice Abortion Coalition, Open to all. capped students. 3:00 p.m. ORIENTATION SEMINAR: Public Accounting - 10) Bread Upon the Waters Shaw "I have good control in the Management Services, Union W151, Spons. by chair," he said. School of Business Administration. Milne was one of the handicap­ 3:00 p.m. LECTURE: The Eternal Quest: The Concept of ped students consulted on the Transcendence in the Major Religious Traditions, placement of signs on the bridge. ased on sales for the previous month Bolton 60, Spons. by Comparative Study of Religion As Fischer said, "They (the Program. architects) needed to have their 5:30 p.m. MEETING: Gay Community at UWM, Union E309, handicapped students perspective NY TIMES Hardcover free. because their eye level is lower." 7:00 p.m. COMEDY SHOWCASE: Eighth Note Coffeehouse, Signs direct handicapped stu­ Bestsellers—20% OFF free. dents off to the right. Signs also 7:30 p.m. LECTURE: Todd Wehr of Marquette University, direct eastbound students up the Chemistry Room 100, Spons. by General Union of gentler ramp. It's a little out of the Palestine Students, free. way, but Milne assures others it is Conning Next Month 7:30,9:30 p.m. FILM: Madcap Comedy Film, Sandburg Flicks, "not inconvenient to go off to the students 75 cents, other $1.25. side." PAPERBACK REPRINTS 7:30 p.m. LECTURE: Third Renew session. Presentation on the Book of Leviticus. Discussion follows. Newman 1) Elvis Goldman Center. Also October 21 at Sandburg Cafeteria, Spons. by Catholic Students' Newman Ass'n. 2) Fate of the Earth Schell 8 p.m. FACULTY RECITAL: Wolfgang Laufer, cellist, Corrections 3) Social Studies Lebowitz Fine Arts Recital Hall, $3.50 & $1.50 discount. 4) World Almanac and Book of Facts Due to an in production, an article which was written by Thursday, October 21st Nicki Kline for the October 12 4:30 p.m. MEETING: Conservation Club, W151, Spons. by issue of The Post had an incorrect Conservation Club. and misleading headline. The 7:30, 9:15,10:45 p.m. FILMS: "Godzilla vs. the Cosmic Monster," correct headline should have read "Godzilla vs. Megalon," Sandburg Flicks, students "Author claims she's not a fem­ $1, other $1.50. inist writer". The Post apologizes 8 p.m. CONCERT: Eighth Note Thursday Night Concert for any confusion this may have Series: Michael Gulezian, Eighth Note Coffee­ caused. house, $1.25 students, $1.75 faculty & alumni, $3 non-students. ***** 8 p.m. LECTURE: Rai Okamato, Urban Designer from San Francisco, Engelmann Hall, Spons. by Architec­ On October 7, The Post incor­ tural Alumni Assoc, free. rectly identified the photographer 9 p.m. MUSIC: Country, folk and original tunes: Apple who attended a GOP fundraiser. Flatt, Kenwood Inn, 50 cents students, $1 general The photo was taken by Bob, not public. Kevin Lynch. Page 4 Viewpoints UWM Post Letters. . . The Post recently published an I am responding to Bob Owen'- advertisement for a Canadian column on financial aid policy "service" that will provide typed (Oct. 5). term papers, ready for submis­ Owen describes the policy of sion. The Post will likely receive a distributing a government-man­ few letters from indignant readers dated reduction in financial aid to who may argue, for example, that students as bordering on "pro­ the advertisement ought not to found ignorance" and "avowed have been published or that hypocrisy." These are strong students using this "service" are words for a policy that allocated being cheated out of the opportun­ funds to cover 85 percent of a ity to think, write, and value student's financial need with a themselves. But more fundament­ provision to assist the student ally, would students even consider with a low parental contribution. such a service if they were Owen's statement contains educated in small classes, in three errors, First, he castigated which they studied with a particu­ the Department of Financial Aid lar faculty member for at least two for this decision. In fact, the initial semesters, and their knowledge recommendation on financial aid was repeatedly assessed through policy is made by the Financial class discussion and essay exam­ Aid Advisory Committee, which inations? I think not, if only consists of faculty, academic staff because a faculty member would and students. Regardless of the know each student's writing style. merits of the decision, Owen If we are ever to at least have should not be attacking solely the our upper-division courses struc­ Department of Financial Aid. tured so that education at UWM is Second, Owen discusses at c&fo more personal and meaningful, some length his view that the 85 The article entitled "Foreign Office of International Studies and range of services and facilities we must influence the political percent policy is a regressive tax Student Services" in the October Programs in The Graduate School. available in the days of Interna­ processes that determine funding. on the student. In the context of 5 issue of the Post contains some In July 1982, additional personnel tional Scholars has not been Faculty, in particular, ought not his statement, it is a proportional serious inaccuracies and mis­ were allocated to the office to recovered. An article as full of merely present community talks tax at worst and not a regressive quotes. meet the demands of the steadily misinformation as the one in the tax. Post puts those groups trying to but must establish a genuine The first paragraph gets the growing foreign student enroll­ provide international students dialogue. Consequently, when a Finally, a redistribution in favor article off to a very bad start: l)the ment at UWM. with what they need and deserve bill that enhances UWM is before of the financially-less able student Organization of International Stu­ in a very difficult position. the legislature, we could ask our was included in the policy since dents is not new; it has been The Organization of Interna­ friends to urge their legislators to dependent students with a small around for more than a year; 2) tional Students and the Office of parental contribution would re­ support the bill. If each faculty International Scholars was not International Studies and Pro­ Michael L. Hensen ceive 90 instead of 85 percent of member did this, then term paper eliminated by the University in grams strive to work together as Special Assistant their need. "services" might not place ad­ budger cuts last year; Interna­ closely as possible to help interna­ Office of International vertisements within the Post, and Melvin Lnrie tional Scholars was dissolved in tional students succeed in their Studies and Programs UWM might be better in other Professor the fall ot 1978. academic programs and to create ways. Economics opportunities for these students to Saleh Juma Marshall Dernier Chairman, In July 1981 the university socially interact with one another, President Associate Professor Financial Aid committed new resources to this as well as with other UWM Organization of Psychology Advisory Committee area with the formation of the students. It is true that the full International Students Kiosk. . . Buy a piece of this rock and then collect personal comment you, the policy said. Think of the possibilities: If an arm and company should pay the money to the by Geoffrey Graham Actually, the policy might better be a leg are worth $12,500 apiece, then each person who caused the accident. of The Post staff described as death-and-dismemberment finger should be worth $1,000. The Anyone who's been to the dentist lately insurance because you can't collect unless thumbs should be worths $500 more knows how valuable teeth are. Repairing The big multi-national corporations you die or lose a limb in a traffic accident. because you can't grasp things without or replacing broken teeth could easily cost have been blamed for a lot of society's One arm is worth $12,500, the policy said, them. However, the toes are less impor­ $300 a tooth. If a person lost all of his problems. People accuse them of exploit­ but both legs are worth $25,000. The tant, so they should be insured for only teeth, he could collect $9,600. ing other people, taking advantage of latest offer also pays if you lose your $700 each. Third World nations and being interested eyesight. I would make only one other rec­ only in making a profit. Hearing is just as important as seeing, ommendation for this death-and-dismem­ I was all set to rush out to mail in the so the ears should not be forgotten. Never berment insurance. People should be able As a person who has had contact with a policy when I realized there was some big corporation, I feel it's time to clear up hearing a Beethoven symphony is just as to collect on multiple injuries. Thus, if a ambiguity in the terms. If each limb and tragic as never seeing a rainbow, so the person was unfortunate enough to lose all some misconceptions about the corpor­ each eye is worth $12,500, would I get ations. Like thousands of other college insurance should pay $25,000 for loss of his fingers and toes before losing his paid the full $25,000 if I lost my right eye hearing in both ears. On second thought, limbs, and if he should also lose his teeth, students who needed a way to get a good and my left arm? Or would I only get credit reference, I received a credit card the ears should only be worth $20,000- eyes, ears, nose and tongue, he should be $12,500 because I didn't lose both arms or Beethoven was deaf when he wrote his able to collect $107,600. from a concerned oil company. both eyes? But the munificence of the company did Ninth Symphony. If the unfortunate victim should die not stop there. It sent me several offers One shouldn't criticize generous cor­ Although the nose and the tongue are from these injuries, his or her loved ones for life insurance for a very reasonable porations, but I think they could come up equipped for the less important senses, should be able to collect an additional rate. For the low, low cost of just $20 a with a better policy. They could insure the their loss would still be painful, and worth $25,000 for a total of $132,600. year, you or your loved ones could receive other parts of the body besides arms, legs about $5,000 each. However, if a politi­ Now that would be an insurance plan $25,000 if something terrible happened to and eyes. cian loses his tongue, the insurance you could collect on. In my view. . . Gloomy diagnosis for a sickened society by Jon Nichol some Extra-Strength Tylenol cap- hysteria, he would have intelli­ ent, it was found that eggs being nuclear plant accidents as part of Ours is a sick society. Anyone sulerthey had taken. gently chosen a major metropol­ distributed eastward from a Mon­ the natural environment, our telling you otherwise is a supply- Second, out of Grand Junction. itan area. tana warehouse contained PCBs, lives? side economist. If you don't Colo., hydrochloric acid was found I don't want to come across as polychlorinated biphenyls, poi­ I'm really not that concerned. believe me, simply count the in Visine AC eyedrop solu­ some sort of hardhead but this sonous pollutants which tend to But, to calm the frantic, I find it number of penicillin heads watch­ tion. I never knew there was sort of thing has been going on for accumulate in animal tissues. I worthwhile to repeat the preven­ ing General Hospital in the Gast­ anything in Colorado except Col­ the past 10 years, though probab­ was in Chicago at the time, and tive advice doctors give: Get haus. fax Avenue and a few mountains ly longer. the price per dozen eggs at enough sleep, eat regularly, and Two recent developments have that James Watt plans to divot, Near the turn of the decade, numerous supermarkets dropped drink plenty of liquids. sparked new fears that the men but apparently some lady who there was the Proctor and Gamble by as much as 40 cents. Which is why I will begin to feel driving long black cars will be used the drops had to have one of Rely tampon furor. It seems that As you can see, and hopefully terrible when some kook begins paying us all an early visit. her peepers operated on. Ob­ one of the ingredients caused that Colorado lady will, what's the sabotaging my Pabst with Old First, mere weeks ago, a few viously, the culprit is some lea­ toxic shock. The presumptive big fuss about a few quiet deaths Style. people in the Chicago area died ther-slapping cowpoke of the ten- antidote on the package soothed: in a world of overpopulation that ***** and the startling disclosure was gallon sagebrain variety, because "It even absorbs the worry." passively accepts water pollution, Jon Nichol is a free-lance writer made that cyanide was found in if anyone wanted to create mass And, shortly before that incid­ underground missile systems and living on the East Side.

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Brhel/ production artist October 19, 1982 OP-ED Page 5 Memoirs, media, millions and much more Jimmy Carter's memoirs, ex­ civilians. It charges that the Palestinian leader encourages Edward Kennedy's challenger incapable of constructing them. cerpted in Time, make fascinating Christian Phaiangists were acting others to murder Palestinians. have to spend to make himself as **• reading. I have always thought he "under his guidance," and that This acrimony is truly saddening, familiar to the public as Teddy is? By the way, the Gay Commun­ attached far too much importance by meeting with Yasser Arafat especially in light of the paper's Quite a few, I should think. It is ity News announces a convention to the Camp David meetings, but logo: "Teach me thy way, Oh primly amusing to contemplate of the North American Man/Boy his account of them is vivid and Lord, that I may walk in thy the ethical guidelines incumbents Love Association. The convention dramatic. He clearly loved Anwar truth." 'ay down for their opponents. will seek ways to "withstand Sadat; just as clearly, he has no *•* *** increasing pressure from law use for Menachem Begin. It is New York's gubernatorial race In San Francisco, an arch- enforcement agencies in the light hard not to sympathize with is heating up, hone too pleasantly. diocesan task force on homosex­ of the arrests of five members of Carter for feeling Ronald Reagan Joseph Democrat Mario Cuomo accuses uality has demanded that the the NAMBLA steering committee has let his efforts toward a Sobran his Republican opponent, Lewis Catholic Church change its doc­ in the past year." What were they Mideast settlement go to waste. Lehrman, of trying to "buy" the trine on homosexual practices and arrested for? Practicing man/boy Other Carter peeves: Edward "he sent a signal to all the election. Lehrman, you see, is ordain actively homosexual "love," presumably. I wonder Kennedy, Jerry Falwell, and the Christians that murder for the spending millions of his own priests. All traditional Christian when the gay community will press. He is surprisingly bitter, cause is to be applauded." It dollars on his campaign. Unable teachings hold that sex belongs demand that this activity be made funny, lively, and human. Now continues in the same bilious vein: to match Lehrman's spending, within marriage. Why is an excep­ a sacrament. What was I just and then there is the odd Carter "The Pope gave Arafat a hero's Cuomo does the next best thing, tion to be made for only one saying about drawing the line? touch: "I had a calm assurance practice? Or should further ex­ welcome for his accomplishments and calls it unethical. Now all *** that my relationship with God was of killing Jewish women . and Lehrman can "buy," obviously, is ceptions be made for other prac­ not affected adversely by Jerry children. The Phaiangists, as access to the media. As lieutenant tices traditionally regarded as Apropos of nothing, or every­ Falwell's statements." devout Christians, followed the governor, Cuomo has received perverse—bestiality, sex with thing, I am reminded of a prin­ *** guidelines set by the Prince of free media attention for eight children, incest? As usual, lib­ ciple formulated by James Burn- The Jewish Press, one of the their church and as good disciples years. Why is it wrong for erals fail to tell us at what point ham: "Where there's no solution, biggest Jewish newspapers in the engaged in the massacre of their Lehrman to try to make up the gap they would draw the line—i.e., there's no problem." world, has blamed the Pope for opponents." It is, of course, idle in exposure? And how many become conservatives. They are the massacre of the Palestinian to ask how meeting with a billions of dollars would, say, good at destroying norms, but (e) Los Angeles Times Syndicate Random pictures from a London scrapbook What follows are some notes I London. You see them on the for it I asked where they were streets to drive on, and there's no Coonradt for the little gift from made during an eight-hour visit to streets and in all the hotels. Their made, and the woman said "in the place to stop and leave x a car him and the lady. London earlier last week: Rolls-Royces are parked up on the States." when you get where you're going. I don't know how Denisa, the -The airfare was $1,703, round- sidewalk outside. The newsstands -The British may be broke but -There were two letters taped to lady, got the two letters. Coonradt trip. The company was paying, so sell Arab newspapers and Arab they sure have cars. The traffic in the inside of the window of a fancy must have sent them to her, but 1 I went middle-class. The airlines girlie magazines. Those maga­ England may be the worst in the little antique shop that caught thought it was tacky to use them all have a class between first and zines puzzled me, because in my eye. The shop was named for commercial purposes in her tourist now, but they have differ­ some Arab countries I thought the after its owner, "Denisa, the Lady store window. ent names for it. First-class would women weren't supposed to be Newborough." I'm not clear how have been $3,400. Tourist-class is seen without veils over their an Englishman gets to be called -The British drink more wine $800. The advantage to going any faces. lord or lady but I didn't think the than you'd think. other class but tourist is you get a -I went into a fancy grocery 'Andy letters in the window were very I ate breakfast at the Dorchest­ little more room and you don't store in Shepherd Market. They Rooney ladylike. er, a grand hotel. It was an have to sit with the people who were selling milk in bottles, and officers' mess during my war, and The first was to President as a sergeant I never ate there. can't afford middle-class or first with cream that came to the top. Ronald Reagan from the Rev. R. class. If I were paying for it They had avocados from Kenya world. Returning to London, I got Revenge was sweet, but, at $9.50, Mark Coonradtof San Francisco. expensive for breakfast. myself, of course, 1 wouldn't think for 75 pence, about $1.30 each, off a freeway, or thruway, seven "Enclosed is a little housewarm- of going anything but tourist. which is about what they are in miles outside the center of the city ng gift from my dear friend Lady -Everyone should the mon­ -In London all the attractive New York and we don't get them and it took me an hour and 20 Newborough and myself," the ey or get someone else to pay for a young women look like Lady Di all the way from Africa. minutes to get to my hotel. letter said to the President on the trip to London at least once in a because they've had their hair -I needed an extra little bag to -Big cities all over the world occasion of his inauguration. lifetime. For all its problems, it's done the way she has hers. carry back all the junk I bougl t. I have got to find a better way to get "You make such a handsome, a simply wonderful city with a -London taxicabs are the best in went into a small, arty luggagi people, around or the cities are intelligent, regal couple." great personality. the world beyond question. shop and bought a nice soft bjs, going to die. Everyone can't have The other letter was one signed -There are Arabs everywhere iii called a Sportsac. After I'd paid a car because there aren't enough "Ronald Reagan," thanking (c)Chicago Tribune Co. Syndicate America halt's! HAPPY AFTERNOON Have a happy afternoon at Kalt's Tells You all week from 2 to 6 Beer Mugs 50$«Pitcher $2.00 Where To Go Cocktails & HiBalls $1.00 TUESDAY IMPORTED BEER DAY Special Price Beer & Brat $2.50 2856 N. OAKLAND AVENUE.

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The class will provide an intro­ duction to the legal and adminis­ trative aspects of architectural practice. This course is recom­ mended for newly qualified archi­ tects, architecture graduate stu­ dents and those who are prepar­ ing for registration examinations. The course will include such topics as: negligence; organiza­ tion; documents; ethics; con­ tracts; and avoiding litigation. The course will be held from 9 a.m. to5 p.m. in Engelmann Hall. The cost, which includes mater­ ials, is $75 for advance registra­ tion, $85 for registration at the door, $35 for students and senior citizens, and a $10 discount for alumni of the School of Architec­ ture and Urban Planning. Speakers for the course are Eric Englund, executive director of the Wisconsin Society of Architects, American Insitute of Architects; Robert Greenstreet, UWM assis­ tant professor of architecture; and Chester Neibler, an attorney in architectural and engineering practice and liability. For more information call Diane Oswald in the School of Architec­ ture and Urban Planning at 963- 6714. Indulge yourself in a warm ym* cup of Cafe Vienna. It's a light U A F F s • s L I D E R and cinnamony touch of class. And just one of five deliciously • U B P 0 E N A T A M A L E s different flavors ip^iiiffii^iii T E A S P 0 0 N i A D A G E S R E N E D 0 T A G E U V A from General Foods* ' cAtO,^ I N G • A S P I R EJ M E A L A S I D E| E C T H A R T E International Coffees. 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On Alumni Day with UWM soccer the other is the insignia of a Navy officer. for the game against Help V.S.U. reach its goal of 1,500 pints of blood for It makes a difference. national power SlU-Edward- 1982 - 344 pints of blood are needed for the November Navy nurses are responsible not only for the care of their ville. Game time is 2:00 pm blood drive. PLAN NOW TO GIVE! patients, but .for the training and supervision of hospital corpsmen and other clinical and administrative personnel. at Bavarian Field. sponsored by Volunteer Services Unlimited 963-4929 Their choice of specialties is from thirteen different fields, with Tickets are $3.00 adults, positions in twenty-six cities. They earn an excellent salary, top $1.50 students/children. benefits, and that one intangible that money can't buy - the Call 963-4593 for more pride and respect of a Navy officer. information. Former UWM ASSERTIVENESS TRAINING PROGRAM For the complete story, speak to your local recruiter. soccer players will be Nov. 3,10,17 (3 sessions) 2:30-3:30 pm Norris Health Center introduced at halftime. Pre-register by Nov. 1, 1982. $5 refundable deposit. JOHN M. STORMS, RN 963-4716 611 N.Broadway Milwaukee, Wl 53202 (414)291-6559 NAVY OFFICER. IT'S NOT JUST A JOB, IT'S AN ADVENTURE. October 19, 1982 Arts and Entertainment Page 7 The many styles Two playwrights, of Chick Corea by Frank Savoy friends—guitarist Al Du Meola, of The Post staff bassist Stanley Clarke and drum­ mer Lenny White—for a song two dramas . . . Jazz keyboardist Chick Corea's entitled, "Comrades." The four­ musical expertise spans from some's interplay in this song is as traditional jazz of his recent dynamic as it was in their days "Echoes of an Era" to more together. Perhaps better. contemporary pop/jazz and avant garde styles. "Estancia" is the most Latin His latest album, "Touch­ cut on "Touchstone." Here Corea stone," is yet another showcase of is featured on electric piano and his writing, arranging, producing synthesizers, in addition to drums and performing abilities. On this and percussion. He lays out a album, no two musical pieces number of intriguing lines on the have the same instrumentation. keyboards while the percussion­ Even though Corea moves be­ ists play in a polyrhythmic groove. tween acoustic and electric pianos, Together, they sound incredible. synthesizers and percussion, of­ ten within a song, his writing and The album concludes with by Laura Beaumont The underlying cause of this brutality is a arranging talents hold the album "Dance of Chance," featuring of The Post staff feeling of hopelessness, a feeling that communi­ together. two of Corea's regular players, Al cation is impossible. It is ironic that Murphy and Vizzutti on trumpet and Steve Last weekend, the Experience Theatre Com­ Joey, although Americans, are the isolated ones. Latin influenced Kujala on tenor saxophone and pany produced Isreal Horovitz's "The Indian The native-born New York boys are truly victims The title track is clearly Latin flute. Vizzutti gets the better Wants the Bronx," in tandem with Edward of a cold, savage society. influenced. The fine flamenco solos, but Kujala does well on Albee's "Zoo Story." When Gupta tries to talk to his son on the guitar music of Paco De Lucia is flute. Corea contributes good "The Indian Wants the Bronx" is a chillingly telephone, the boys intervene and prevent any filled out nicely by Corea's favor­ solos and consistently strong realistic, one-act play which reflects indirectly, communication. In a shouting match with Prem ite singer, Gayle Moran. backup for them. through its characters, the social turmoil and over the telephone, Murphy reveals his intense In "The Yellow Nimbus," there gratuitous violence in American cities during the feelings of alienation. is only keyboard, guitar and Important ingredient '60s. "Your elephant scares the hell out of me and percussion. Here Corea works You'll not hear two songs alike The tension is established at the outset of the my pal here. We don't like to see elephants on between piano and synthesizer, on "Touchstone," not only be­ play when two young boys, Murphy and Joey, the street. Spiders and snakes are okay, but playing some strong riffs above a cause of the varied instrumenta­ enter singing a simple ditty with angry overtones. elephants scare us. You wouldn't ever bring my Latin backbeat. tion but because of Corea himself. "I walk the lonely streets at night/A-lookin' for elephant home. I ain't no kid, you know! I've lost "Duende" is the track on which He doesn't dominate the album, your door/I look and look and look and look/But a couple of elephants in my day." Corea confines himself to one but acts as one important in­ baby youdon't care.'' The main problem with the Experience Theatre keyboard, the acoustic piano. gredient in the musical pie. Both boys are part of the impoverished, Company's production of "The Indian Wants the This, plus a mellow, alto saxo­ Chick Corea has been able to dispossessed class of people whose lives are Bronx," lies with the acting. Richard Behrendt's phone solo by Lee Konitz, make avoid the simple formula ap­ perpetually controlled by circumstances. Violence Murphy and David Powell's Joey neglect the this two-minute piece good listen­ proach which dominates so much is so central to their perception of life they can essentials of Horovitz's character and instead ing. of today's fusion music. "Touch­ neither reason nor feel compassion for other have substituted a series of stereotypical manner­ stone" contains some of the best human beings. isms. For example, actions like looking for a bus Side two kicks off with a reunion. fusion jazz to come out in a long Murphy is more of a leader; he acts almost or talking on the telephone were totally unbeliev­ Corea gets together with his old while. entirely on impulse. Joey, thinner and baby- able. faced, looks to Murphy for direction. Even Gary Breul's directing was stereotypical, The action takes place at a dangerous, deserted with Murphy and Joey bouncing about the stage bus stop on upper Fifth Avenue in New York City, to no purpose. I question Breul's choice of David where the only scenic elements are a telephone R. Vance as the East Indian, Gupta. Vance does a booth, garbage can and bench. The two boys very fine job with the East Indian dialect, but ACADEMY AWARD WINNER stumble upon Gupta, an. East Indian (whom they physically he is comical in the role. When the boys mistake for a Turk) dressed in a white turban and rough him up, causing his turban to come undone, A traditional East Indian garb. He is sitting on a all semblence of illusion is lost. "WONDERFUL! bench, waiting for a bus to take him to his son However, the Experience Theatre Company's Prem in the Bronx. choice of "Zoo Story" and "The Indian Wants the Brilliantly made, warm, intelligent...Marvelous!" -CBS Radio Murphy and Joey torment Gupta, who does not Bronx" on one bill, is thematically appropriate "PLEASE SEE THIS MOVIE! It won one Oscar. It and especially ideal for the space at Century Hall. understand the ramifications of their taunts since deserved two — the second for making you feel he does not understand English. Eventually, the "The Indian Wants the Bronx" and "Zoo Story" can be seen at 8 p.m. on Oct. 21, 22, 23, 29 and 30 just wonderful about being a human being." abuse becomes physical when Murphy cuts - ABC-TV Gupta's hand with a tiny pocketknife. at Century Hall. "A stirring, lovely work...This is one film you wish were longer — you treasure the encounter and' one bill at Century Hall want more." — Newsweek by John Dolan that the psychic territory of each of the characters "A delightful film." — The New York Times of The Post staff has to be re-explored, replotted and rethought "SENSATIONAL!,..With drama, breathtaking anew. Edward Albee's decline as a leading playwright Doug Smedbron's Jerry is entirely off the mark. scenery, glorious music plus fun!...A marvelous can hardly be debated. His recent plays have Much of the original "Zoo Story" is an extended movie that is upbeat from beginning to wish-it- inspired either acerbic commentary or indiffer­ monologue. For long periods of the play, in fan­ would n't-end." -Gene Shahl. The Today Show. NBC TV ence. And upon reviewing Albee's work of the last tastic detail, Jerry -talks about his itinerant life. decade, it is sometimes hard to believe that early It's a horrifyingly squalid life, one that is devoid on in his career, he could write with an unusual of any ruling purpose but to survive, one that freshness and power. occasionally has its moments of sardonic, almost "Zoo Story" was the first Hav of Albee's to be macabre humor. produced (in Germany in 1959). A two-character But Smedbron plays Jerry as if he were a Neil play, its setting is in Central Park on a Sunday Simon character. He has a pudgy, cutesy way of afternoon in autumn. The two protagonists, Peter approaching his character which minimizes and and Jerry, come from opposite ends of the world distorts Jerry's bleak existence. By doing this, by even though they both live in Manhattan. playing him for laughs, Jerry loses his underlying menace, and "Zoo Story" is robbed of its climax Jerry is a self-confessed "permanent tran­ and its pathos. When Jerry impales himself on the sient," a drifter who goes from one single-room knife he has given Peter, we, as the audience, feel occupancy hotel to another on the upper West like laughing, This is hardly the result which Side. Peter, who is a publishing executive, lives Albee had intended. between Lexington and Third Avenues on 74th St. R. Bernard Stone, who matches Albee's One neighborhood is seedy while the other physical requirements of Pet:r pretty well, is respectable, even rich. Both Peter and Jerry are eminently unmemorable otherwise. MOZART highly identifiable characters who are realistically Man., ol the problems inherent in this ISAAC STERN ^IN CHINA production would have been solved had Garry A. drawn,. Albee, who was a messenger in Manhat­ Produced and Directed Dy MURRAY LERNER Arlisiic Supervise ALLAN MILLER tan at one time, obviously knew the city well. The Breul's direction been more pointed. Smedbron A presentation ot the HARMONY FILM GROUP Color by MOVIELAB city is a third, even predominate, character in often moves aimlessly about the stage, throws "Zoo Story." lines away and lets tension dissipate. His blocking PREMIER ENGAGEMENT A sense of the specific is missing in the should have been much tighter and his move­ Wednesday & Thursday Experience Theatre Company's production of ments made more economical. And when Peter is October 20 & 21 7:30 & 9:10 pm Albee's work. Not only do we not feel that we are finally provoked by Jerry and forced off the in New York City, there is no sense of place at i-11 - bench, the struggle which follows should have UWM Union Cinema $2.50 This doesn't mean that a more elaborate setting been played for higher stakes. YSV Film Society would have to be employed or created. It means This "Zoo Story" is a tame affair. Page 8 UWM Post Relief from monotony NORMAN'S 2499 rt Bartlett Ave found at Craft Center 963-3025, by Jane Rider obedience classes. lus. 1 block west of Oakland of The Post staff Middle Eastern Dance, viore The children's classes offered 2 blocks north of North Ave. commonly known as belly-danc­ are ceramics, crafts and jazzer- Closed Sunday Night Third in a series ing, is offered to the woman who cise. They are available to ages 5 wants to maintain or regain a Nothing is more dulling to the through 12. IMPORTED DRAFT BEERS exciting life of a university stu­ healthy and toned body through a Five sessions of classes per year dent than taking those required unique method. I'm not sure what are available, two each semester courses of physics, calculus, "experiencing the ancient art of and one during the summer. The chemistry or world history. A the Middle East" would entail but next session begins Nov. 1. Regis­ possible cure to relieve the sched­ I can almost guarantee it will not trations are being taken through uled pressure or monotony could be anything like physics or calcu­ Oct. 30. Roffuir be to take a course from the Craft Stylist for the Family Centre. The Craft Centre is a com­ SHOREWOOD munity organization located in the PHOTO-COPIES BARBER & STYLING student Union. It offers arts and Run It Yourself crafts, photography, dance and Size 8% x 11"- White Bond ** •Cutting • Styling various general interest classes 4!/a<5EA . 25C Minimum • Coloring • Body Waves taught by professional artists and educators. The center is managed by DUANE KREUZIGER APPT. 964-6630 •also try us for quality 1928 E. CAPITOL DRIVE Lenore McAdam and Judy Wich- CYNDI FRITCHE toski. According to McAdam, OFSET PRINTING classes are opened to anyone and

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the enrollment ratio is well bal­ Would you consider anced between community resi­ dents and students. The; partici­ a career in chiropractic? pants vary from age 5 to age 90. McAdam said "The most popu­ . . . possibly because of lar courses are the dance, fitness, photography, stained glass art and ceramics classes but in gen­ the following ... eral all the classes pretty well fill." 1. Chiropractors offer an approach to health care The general interest courses based on an individual's relationship to his environment offered include basic car mainten­ and the idea that a significant amount of physical well- being is determined by the central nervous system and ance, self defense, conversational interference with it by derangements or dysfunctions Spanish and yoga. If that time has of the musculoskeletal system — particularly those of come to take disciplinary action to the spine. your dog, the center may be able to assist you with their dog 2. "From the best figures available to me 1 would "The study portrays the average chiropractic doctor suspect that nearer 20 million Americans today could as a white male in solo practice working in a small town be spared suffering and be returned to normal pain-free in the Midwest or California and grossing approximately Survival life were manipulation therapy as readily available to $63,400 per year. With the new public attitudes and an them as empirical non-specific drug treatment is.' interest within the field in recruiting minorities and- John McMillan Mennell,. M.D., Orthopedist women, this profile soon may be obsolete.-' MEW Expert Review Panel Joyce Lain Kennedy, Job Mart, workshop Chicago Sun-Times, 3. "The Commission has found it established beyond november 24, 1980. any reasonable degree of doubt that chiropractors have a more thorough training in spinal mechanics and 5. It is hoped that the new AMA provision will help to set spinal manual therapy than any other health improve the public's conception of chiropractic and im­ A weekend workshop in winter professional.' prove the utilization of its services with respect to the Report, Royal Commission to Study Chiropractic in treatment of muscle, bone, joint and related survival methods and techniques New Zealand. (October 1979). conditions.* is being sponsored by Eagle Lowell Steen, M.D., Chairman, Board of Trustees, Valley Environmentalists in Apple 4. "Career Prospects are bright. With 23,000 American Medical Assocation chiropractors already practicing, the Health and Human The Arizona Republic River, 111. November 6 and 7. Services Study predicts that the 10,000 to 13,000 peo­ August 3, 1980. Workshop participants will ple who enter the field during the next five years will learn emergency first aid, life be easily absorbed. requirements, blizzard survival hints, compass training, map OR MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER A CAREER IN CHIROPRACTIC BECAUSE: reading and the creation of emer­ 1. You wish to utilize your education to serve 3. The Chiropractic doctoral program includes a four gency survival shelters. humanity. year postundergraduate program of basic sciences such Hunters, trappers, skiers and as anatomy, physiology, chemistry and pathology, as outdoor enthusiasts are encour­ 2. The profession needs a steady supply of highly in­ well as the clinical sciences of physical and laboratory telligent and altruistically motivated students to fill the diagnosis, x-ray and chiropractic procedures, both aged to participate as survival in increasing demand for: a. Field Practitioners, b. Resear­ theoretical and applied. Prefer applications with the wilderness for several days is chers, c. Faculty Positions bachelor degrees. next to impossible without proper training. r 1 A combination of indoor class­ Admissions Department room training and outdoor PALMER COLLEGE OF CHIROPRACTIC hands-on application of the topics 1000 Brady Street presented will be featured, Davenport, Iowa 52803 presented is featured. Please send me information on chiropractic health care, The complete cost of the work­ education and careers. shop is $40. Advance registration Name , is requested and inquiries can be Address. addressed to: EVE, Box 155, Palmer College of Chiropractic Apple River, 111., 61001 or phone City_ (815) 594-2259. Accredited by the State Zip Code Council on Chiropractic Education College now attending Read Post Columnists October 19,1982 ___ Sports Page 9 Kickers set loss record Spikers lose two of three by Claudia Schnagl Bernardo, six yards in front of the The final goal for Indiana was a but gain NAIA ranking of The Post staff goal, booted the ball in the corner hend -;hot by Aker Zubizerreta by Mark Sterle of the goal past goalie Chris from 12 yards out at 61:29 play bad and make errors like we of The Post staff Unlike the LaPorte to give the Hoosiers a 1-0 assisted by Mike Hylla. According did, you need a few breaks. But who are giving baseball fans lead. to LaPorte, it was the Hoosier's when you make those errors in reason to celebrate, the UWM best goal. The women's volleyball team Division I, you just don't get those Indiana dominated the first half had some trouble in last week­ needed breaks." men's soccer team gave soccer "They dominated the whole but UWM bounced back to play a end's Eastern Illinois tournament, fans reason to be disappointed game except for the last 20 In the play-offs, UWM had their respectable second half. coming out of it with a 1-3 record when they lost to Indiana Univer­ minutes when we relaxed and chance to split with Loyola. They after going up against some tough gave Loyola a run for their money sity, 3-0, Saturday at Blooming- played soccer," LaPorte said. "If Division I teams. * but lost two out of three with ton, Ind. we had played like that against In their first match against scores of 17-15,14-16,12-15. Western Michigan, we would The Panthers set a record for Western Illinois, the Panthers met The Panthers ended the tourna­ have won 8-0." the most losses in a season as up with a very big Western team ment with a 1-3 record for the The Panthers lost to Western their record fell to 3-10-2. They and lost 15-9, 15-7. weekend. Michigan, 1-0, Wednesday. broke the 1976 record of 4-9-2. "We didn't play very well "We didn't lose because we against Western Illinois," Coach played Division I, we lost because Indiana was ranked first of the Chances to score Tom Pleyte said. "We let them we had an off day and didn't play Mideast states and ninth in the After Indiana's third goal, UW run the middle against us, and we well," Pleyte said. nation last week. came on strong and had more than did nothing to stop it. It was not a Pleyte does see some good in their share of chances to score, "They (the Hoosiers) were con­ well-played match on our part." playing Division I teams because a Harris said. stantly moving and they had great The Panthers did make a come­ lot can be learned from playing overlaps by their backfielders," Ian Favill crossed the ball to back in their next match up with better teams. Coach Dan Harris said. "They Racz whose head shot just missed the University of Indiana at Ev­ "When we schedule these play very much like we do except the goal. ansville beating them in the first teams, we do it so we can learn a that they can finish up and Another goal scoring oppor­ game, 15-9, losing the second, little more and improve on the score." tunity for the Panthers came when 12-15, and winning the third, things we need to improve on," Musa Abu Khader created a good 16-14. Pleyte said. "We had a couple of spurts," attack and passed to Racz whose said forward Matas Rutenis. "We "Evansville was a wild match There was some good news for Chris LaPorte shot went just wide of the goal that could have gone either way. the players after their 1-3 tourna­ had our chances and if we would mouth. have capitalized the score would But this time it went our way," ment according to Pleyte. For the "We had our moments to score. Harris said that fullbacks Brian Pleyte said. have been closer." first time, UWM women's volley­ Indiana had better play in the first Thomas, Khader and goalie La­ Loyola of Chicago was UWM's ball is ranked in the National half but we gave them a run in the Porte had exceptionally good per­ next match before the play-offs. Association for Intercollegiate Pressure by Hoosiers second half," midfielder Nick formances. Loyola, who had beaten UWM Athletics at nineteenth. UWM appeared hesitant in the Racz said. Indiana had 19 shots to UWM's early in the season, did their trick "This is the first time that we first 20 minutes because of the nine. Fullback Kris Geier led the again, defeating the Panthers have been ranked in the NAIA. It pressure put on by the Indiana Panthers with three shots. with the scores of 1-15, 12-15. looks like someone has finally players. Second goal scored The Panthers next home game "We could have beaten them, recognized us as a good team," The Hoosiers took a 2-0 lead at will be against SIU-Edwardsville but we didn't. I think we played as Pleyte said. The first goal was scored at nine the 57:35 mark. The Panthers had at 2 p.m. on Oct. 23 at Bavarian evenly as we could have, but they The Panthers record is now 29-6 minutes 19 seconds when Indiana several chances to clear the ball Field. The game will be televised got the best of us," Pleyte said. for the season. worked the ball down the field and out from the mouth of the goal but by WMVT, Channel 36, on a same "In Division I ball, there is just UWM will take on UW-Oshkosh penetrated the Panther defense. Mark Lanxgang kicked the ball day delayed basis airing at 8 p.m. no room for errors. When you do on Tuesday, Oct. 19 at Oshkosh. The ball was crossed from the high over LaPorte's head. The Edwardsville, 9-3-1, is ranked right side of the field by Manuel assist was given to DiBernardo first in the Midwest and seventh Gorrity to Dan DiBernardo. Di and Gorrity. in the nation. Weekend split for netters

by Mark Sterle three through six were decisively of The Post staff taken by the La Crosse team. It was a different story when UWM's women's tennis team UWM came back out on the court came home with a split after last to face the River Falls team. Saturday's match-up with both Number one singles Gustafson UW-La Crosse and UW-River won her match, 6-0, 6-1; number Falls at La Crosse. two Scheller won by scores of 6-1, The Panthers lost to La Crosse, 6-0; and the number three spot of 0-9, but came around to beat River Phyllis Porath won her match, 6-2, Falls, out-scoring them, 7-2. 6-0. Going up against the highly The Panthers doubles also had favored La Crosse team in their their share of victories. first match, UWM felt they had no The team of Gustafson and MaryAnn Gagliano won their chance to pull out a victory, match with a pro set score of 10-4. according to Coach Betty Claus. A pro set is played when the "I really felt that we didn't have match time is running out. It is a too much of a chance to beat La match that is combined into one Crosse. They are a good team and game. they are expected to win the conference title," Claus said. The number two doubles of "We did get held up by La Scheller and Porath won their Crosse, but we played as well as match, 6-4 and 6-2. we could against a team like Number three doubles Linda than," added Claus. Wilson and Sue Corfeld lost their The hard playing La Crosse pro set against the River Falls singles team put down the singles team by the score of 7-10. from UWM. Number one singles Claus said that she felt that the Marge Gustafson lost to La Panthers played up to their abil­ Nursing Students Crosse's Sherry Forah with scores ity- of 5-7, 4-6. UWM's number two The Panthers will next take part OPENHOUSE singles player, Jeanne Scheller, in the Wisconsin Women's Inter­ took some heat from Beaty Turk, collegiate Athletic Conference Di­ losing 4-6, winning the second vision II Championship the week­ Brunch Saturday Oct. 30, 1982 9 - 11 AM 6-2, but falling in the third, 1-6. end of Oct. 22 and 23 at UW- Brunch Saturday Nov. 6, 1982 9- 11 AM According to Claus, singles Parkside. Women kickers shut out two Plan on joining us for an informal brunch. We'll also The UWM women's soccer team defeated Lawrence University on Sunday by a score of 1-0. The winning goal was scored by Sue give you food for thought on your nursing career. Volkman, assested by the team's leading scorer, Becky Worman, Tours and information for new graduates will be with 13 minutes left in the game. Freshman goal-keeper Monica Kunesh extended her undefeated streak to three games, and posted provided. her second shut-out of the season. Despite many chances to score during the first half, Lawrence was able to hold off a strong Panther attack. UWM dominated the RSVP St. Mary's Hospital majority of the game, and has now extended their record to 4-4-0. The Panthers will host the Marquette University Warriors at (414) 289-7104 (collect) 2323 North Lake Drive Engelmann Field Wednesday afternoon, Oct. 20, at 4:30 p.m., and Milwaukee, Wl 53211 will travel to LaCrosse for the Wisconsin State Championship Tournament on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Women's soccer will acquire varsity status next year. Page 10 UWM Post GER PI SIGMA EPSILON proposals PRESENTS [from page one] In science, the GER document would require a student to take A WINTER BREAK TRIP two related courses. One would be a study course focusing on in­ quiry, problem-solving and im­ pact, while the second course would be a subsequent laboratory mmmmmt&mmmmm or field experience. In social sciences, two courses 6CHO TSAY«., mc must also be taken. The first course would introduce primary social science theory. The second course would focus on contem­ porary social problems. In an area entitled "technology requirements," students would be required to take six credits in courses which "emphasize how matter, energy, and information are used to achieve human goals," according to the GER report. The last requirement in the proposed general education re­ quirements deals with critical and analytical thinking. Three credits must be taken in a course which teaches students about personal preconceptions, biases and how to be more objective and analytical in their thinking. Overall, if a student passes the english and quantitative skills requirement tests and takes the foreign language requirement in high school, there is a possible 40 credits which a student might be required to take. However, according to the committee, many of these requirements would be fulfilled through the college and school requirements.

TRIP INCLUDES motor coach transportation, six Adds to coarse load nights accommodations in luxury condomin­ Although the requirements iums at the base of the mountain, 5 days lifts, would add to a typical student's parties, races, and all taxes and tips. class load, the majority of UWM's schools and colleges favor the GER document. Only the School LOOK FOR US AT BOLTON HALL of Fine Arts and the College of AND OUR BOOTHS IN THE Engineering and Applied Science STUDENT UNION CENTER voiced opposition to the require­ ments since the changes would add as much as an extra year of OR CALL FOR INFORMATION AT schooling for their students, ac­ 355-4147 - DARCY cording to the department heads. 541-2072 - DAVE All the schools and colleges, 962-5417 -JOHN however, felt there should be minor changes, especially in the requirement of a foreign lang­ uage. Although the majority of schools and colleges agreed with the proposed general education requirements, UWM's student government, the Student Associa­ tion, is leery. SA's main concern is many students would not be able to pass the high school equivalency tests, since not all students have taken the necessary high school cour­ ses. THE COMMITTEE Kris Gerke, SA vice president, said if the general education ON PUBLIC POLICY requirements were implemented FCgDT RULER before the state completes its process of achieving higher com­ STUDIES petency in the public school system, it would be unfair and THE UNIVERSITY OF unjust. )M "I just can't say philosophically CHICAGO that we're opposed to the idea of general education requirements," the TWO YEAR Gerke said. "However, the form that they exist in this document tug-of-war MASTER'S has been judged by most students as very, very difficult to com­ between UWM & Marquette PROGRAM IN plete." "Upheaval" predicted POLICY ANALISIS "If it happens in the next WILL BE SAT OCT 23 Steven Loevy, Administrative Director, wiJl be on couple of years, there's going to campus to discuss the program and career opportunities. be an upheaval in this commun­ From 12-5 pm Friday, Oct. 22, 1982, 9:00 am to 12:00 pm ity," Gerke concluded. Student Union-2200 E. Kenwood Blvd., Vvest 151 The approved document does at Bradford Beach Please call for an appointment: 963-4486 acknowledge this concern. Interested students with any major are welcome to "Although the committee is in Sign-up Drive Weds Night no doubt as to the need for attend these meetings. campus-wide general education in the Cabaret - 3rd floor Sandburg Study policy issues such as: Urban Fiscal Stress. Health Care. Housing. International Trade. requirements, we also entertain if you have any questions please call 332-9625 Economic Development. Taxation. Regulation. Federalism. Welfare. Energy. no illusion

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