PAGE TWO _!HE SAL~M 9UAKER Interview With Santa

by Mary Martino

I made the appointment for would think kids would like to get December 15 at 3:30 P.M. This was dolls and drums for Christmas. They my first big story and I didn't want don't, though. They want computer to blow it. Of course I was early so I games." had about a half hour wait. I sat "What did you do with all your there and watched people come and elves?" go. The phone never stopped "Well, a few years ago we merged ringing. Finally his secretary told me with Mattel and now they all work I could go in. As I entered the office I on assembly lines." noticed 9 pictures of some very "Do you mind if I ask you some impressive looking reindeer. There personal questions?" was a picture on his desk of a nice "No, go ahead." little old woman. There were piles "How long have you and Mrs. and piles of opened and unopened Santa been married?" mail scattered on the floor. Behind "I'm not quite sure. You know the desk was a man sitting with his men, we never remember back to me, staring out of the anniversaries." window. I stood there for awhile and "We know your given name is waited for him to turn around and Kris Kringle, but we don't know then I decided to sit down. At last, he much about Mrs. Santa. What is her was facing me. maiden name?" "Hello, I'm Mary Martino from "McGarity. Bernice McGarity." The Quaker. I was wondering if I "Where is she from?" could ask you a few questions about "Scotts Bluff, Nebraska." your life and career?" "Nebraska? Is that where you met?" "Sure, I'm in a bit of a hurry money toward buying eight though, so can we hurry?" "Yes, I was at a carnival during Movie Review Thanksgiving baskets for the needy. "Fine. First I'd like to ask you, is it the off season. I guess it was love at ~ The Spanish Club has been by Frank Zamarelll always this busy?" first sight because 3 weeks later we having meetings about once a got married and went back to the "You have to remember what time Well, hello again movie buffs. by the National Motion Picture month, and members just completed Pole to get ready for the Christmas a cookbook sale in order to raise of year it is. There are only 10 days This month's review is not as Association of America and requires rush." money for the upcoming Christmas until Christmas." recommending as my past reviews. an adult with any person who is "How much more work do your "What did Mrs. Santa think The movie I will tell you about this under the age of seventeen. The party. elves have to do before The Big about moving to such a remote month is "Halloween: Part II". It movie does contain some strong Another language club, the Day?" place?'' was your typical low-budget, blood­ suggestive scenes and graphic French Club had a hayride and "Elves? Miss, you must be joking. "She didn't seem to mind. You filled horror movie, filled with violence. I would not recommend bonfire in October and are planning Elves went out with my complexion know young kids in love do crazy unrealistic scenes and poor acting. bringing a child to see this movie. a meeting for late November or early December. problem. We're much more things." The plot, if you want to call it a plot, Like I said before, wait until "The The American Field Service, or advanced now." "Well, thank you Mr. Claus. I revolved around a deranged killer Fox and the Hound" is playing. A.F.S. Club held a successful book 'Tm not sure I understand. You really appreciate you giving me so stalking a hospital instead of That is all for this month. I will be sale to raise money for foreign mean you don't have elves?" much of your valuable time. And by stalking his old neighborhood, as in back next "year" to review another exchange students, and are now "I used to, but times have the way, I have my list right here. Do "Halloween: Part I." flick from the silver screen. Until changed. Competition is tough.You you think ... ? The movie contained many then ... HAPPY MOVIEGOING!! looking forward to planning their blood-filled scenes, some of which annual Christmas party. were not in good taste. The acting Next issue, the Bi-Weekly will was horrible, as usual in most horror Club ·News report on the activities of other clubs Black Sabbath Review flicks, and was very unprofessional. here at Salem High. The story did keep you on the edge by Ann Torti by Toby Franks of your seat a few times, but not too In this issue, the Bi-Weekly will often. The quality of the film was look at various club activities going On December 8th, many Salem opening number was the hard­ good, as it did not contain as many on at the high school. With the High School students traveled to hitting "Neon Knights." Although runs and blackouts as most low­ holidays approaching, some of the Cleveland along with thousands of incomparable to Ozzy Osbourne, budget horror films. clubs are beginning to raise money others to see Black Sabbath live on Ronnie James Dio sang his heart out I would recommend "Halloween: for Christmas parties, while others stage at the Richfield Coliseum. for his eager audience and, being the Part II" to any of you movie-goers are doing some type of community Since 1970 the band had consisted talented vocalist he is, did a fine job who spend most of your life at the service. The Key Club for example, of Tony Iommi on guitar, Terry of it. Tony lommi's intense guitar local movie house viewing these raised money by having a work day (Geezer) Butler on Bass, Ozzy playing wailed away, backed up by excuses for motion pictures. For you in which members did a job, like Osbourne on vocals, and Bill Ward the thick, solid sound of Geezer people who want to view a movie washing cars or raking leaves, for on drums. After the "Never Say Die" Butler. that will not-damage your people of the community. Tht!y were album Ozzy left Sabbath to pursue intelligence, this is not the movie for later paid and are now putting this his career as a soloist. In 1980, The song selection went on with you. Wait until another Neil Simon Ronnie James Dio, formerly with some older tunes such as "N .I. B.," movie comes to town. I think you "War Pigs," and "Iron Man" as well Rainbow, joined Sabbath as lead will get more out of it than out of a as some new numbers like "Heaven vocalist. The newest addition to the cheap horror flick such as Christmas Word Search group is Vinnie Appice, and Hell," "Country Girl," and the "Halloween: Part II." title song from the new album "The percussionist, who toured with The producers of "Halloween: L T I N s E L L E B Sabbath last year as a fill-in for the Mob Rules." The crowd-rousing Part II" were expecting it to be as L s A M T I R H sick Bill Ward. Appice is now a encore was "Children of the Grave" successful as "Halloween: Part I." I s c - truly an anthem for every Black permanent member of the band. think people were a little sick of the 0 T R I M u G E G 0 After opening act Alvin Lee had Sabbath fan. idea of a sequel to the first one. The D A N 0 E L H A I left the stage, the curtains were The visual portion of the show sequel idea worked for "Star Wars" 0 closed and the lights were dimmed. included fog, fire and smoke, along and "The Bad News Bears," but not E R E D E y T N E K Thousands of butane lighters burst with several murals depicting a city for this one. L B E R R y L I into flame making the dark concert lying in ruin after some nuclear "Halloween: Part II" is rated "R" s u hall look like the night sky. Every holocaust. (Much like the cover of s s A N T A u F s E eye was on the stage waiting in "The Mob Rules"). Record Review N 0 H 0 H 0 L L y B anticipation for the band's These elements of theatrics and appearance. Then, in a burst of acoustics came together quite well by Mike Gbur 0 T u R K E y A E 0 blinding light, Black Sabbath Many new albums have just come for an unforgettable performance by w A s N E M E s I w exploded onto the stage. The Black Sabbath. out in time for Christmas, it seems. So by special request, we'll look at HOLLY BELL The Quaker is Published during the the Cars. When Rick Ocasek, Greg NOEL WI SEMEN TOYS TURKEY SLED school year by the Journalism students Hawkes, Dave Robinson, Benjamin TREE Orr and Elliot Easton got CHRISTMAS SANTA COOKIE SNOW of together in 1978 they put out the LIGHTS ELF BOW RED SALEM HIGH SCHOOL, SALEM, OHIO Cars album, and following Candy-0 STAR SLEIGH HO HO FUN Mr. Robert Delane, Principal came the Panorama album, which YULE TRIM TINSEL BERRY Mr. William Esposito, Advisor critics shot down. The Cars are back with their brand new album "Shake it Up." This album hopes to Editors this Issue: ,------· regenerate the fans, and with songs I Guys & Girls: I Mark Barrette ...... Page 1 like "Shake it Up," "Since You're I Bring this ad in to the Salem Jean Scene to receive I John Price ...... Page 2 Gone," and "Victim Of Love," The Chuck Delvichio ...... Page 3 Cars seem to be on the right track. I s2 off regular priced girls' jeans I Dave Solomon ...... Page 4 Future plans for the Cars include a I or I mini tour for January and February Dave Solomon ...... Photographer of 1982. Other albums that will go I s2 off regular priced guys' shirts l Frank Zamarelli ...... Photographer good under the tree are Black L------1 Reporters and Staff Sabbath, Mob Rules, Rush, Exit Stage Left, AC/ DC, For Those Juanita Handwork Lisa Loudon The Salem Jean Scene has a large selection Mike Gbur About to Rock We Salute You and Dave Solomon John Price J . Giels Band, Freeze Frame. Auyof of cowboy hats, feather hat bands and earrings. Bruce Walters Mark Barrette Greg Parks these albums would be a perfect There is also a large selection of leather items. Noreen France Terry Rosenberg Christmas gift, for anyone who likes Ann Torti Doug Cook If you haven't finished your Christmas shop­ Mary Martino music. Like they say on T.V. give the Frank Zamarelli Toby Franks ping, the Jean Scene is the place to go. Chuck Delvichio gift of music, and have a Merry Christmas.