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Central Florida Future, Vol. 15 No. 25, April 1, 1983

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Vol.15 No.1 April 1, 1983 'American Dream' to speak at graduation by Michael E. Griffin Taylor said Rhodes' community the opportunity to speak to tommor­ ment has got to stop," Taylor said. Editor In chief . work was "above reproach" and row' s wrestling fans." "We thought long and hard about a that his "bionic elbow should be ·an Taylor, who is an avid profes­ keynote speaker 'and we wanted to Dr. K. Phillip Taylo , chairman inspiration to all of us." sional wrestling enthusiast, said ensure that a dignified program was the univ~rsity commencement com­ Rhodes, who has competed for the Rhodes was the man of our time~ provided.'' mittee, announced Tuesday that pro National Wrestling Alliance's "He symbolizes guts, determination Commencement will be held in the wrestler Dusty "The Amei:ican ·World Heavyweight ChampionshikJ and stamina,'' Taylor said. Besides, reflecting pond this year and, accor­ Dream 11 Rhodes had been chosen to 127 times, but has been cheated out he's willing to do it for nothing. 11 ding to Taylor, the committee is go­ speak at next month's graduation of it repeatedly, said he was Gordon Solie, famed NWA an­ ing to try somethi'ng new. · "We're exercises. "honored as rat spit to be afforded nouncer, said he thought the idea not going to drain it this year!" , was great but added that the Funk Brothers "may have some tricks up Taylor said he was interested to their sleeves before the day's over.'' see if engineering and computer WUCF: At any event, Taylor is certain no science majors could really walk one will get up and leave this year. across the ·surface to get their r:nanager wants different audience "The mass exodus from commence· diplomas. by Patty Branton "We only have about 25 records that Contributing writer conform to our new format-and most UCF loses WUCF-FM will undergo yet of those come from the personal another format change, Station J collection of Professor Elmar Fet­ university Manager Keith Fowles announced at scher," he said. a press conference Tuesd8y. Fowles said the previous format But, Fowles said, if listemers stay land lease chaiige to the "big band sound" did with WUCF~FM, whey will be in for by Wayne Starr not elicit any corporate underwriters. some cultural treats. "We're really Futile news Fowles said he was disappointed by excited about getting the rights to the lack of corporate response. broadcast the soundtracks to all of In a surprise move, UCF Presient "I thought the 'big band sound' Kenneth Clark's 'Civilization' films," Trevor Colbourn announced that the would bring the 'big bucks' - ob­ Fowles said. He does not yet know university will be closing its doors viously I was mistaken. So we'll just when these classics will air. for good as soon as the current have to try something ·else," Fowles semester ends. said. Most members of the student staff The news was made public at a That "something else" will be at the station, however, are not sup­ press conference attended by several another format change for the Campus portive of the new change. John Mar­ local luminaries, including Orlando station. Beginning April 6, WUCF­ tin, who asked not to· be identified, Mayor Bill Frederick and Gov. Bob FM will broadcast a mixture of smd, "We'll lose most of . our day Ghokin' Charley Graham. Gregorian chants and famous beer listeners; hopefully we'll still pick - "I hate to say this," Colbourn polkas. them up at night for jazz and began slowly, "but we've lost our Fowles said he made the decision to progressive rock. 11 Orlando Sentinel columnist lease. I just don't know what hap­ change formats in hope~ of attracting Music Director Mike Mangan said Charley Reese strangled himself to pened to it. I always keep it in the "major religious and tavern funding." those students who wish to be picked death in front of a class of jour· same spot-right next to my bed on He added that the prospect of getting up at night should meet in front of the nalism students Tuesday. "I just the nightstand between the another front page color photo of him­ library at 8 in ~he evenings. WUCF· can't live with this conservative, clockradio and the almanac-but it self in the Orlando Sentinel in no way FM will provide a van that will tran­ pig-headed image I've made for has just disappeared." · affected his decision. sport the students to local clubs myself anymore,'' Reese said. Upon questioning, it was revealed Fowles said the first few days of the where they can hear jazz and that the lease was actually lost new programming might be .difficult. progressive rock, Mangan said. several months ago, but Colbourn was able ~o keep the matter a secret SG hires circus to attract, entertain student voters until his maid threatened to leak the information if she wasn't given a by Roger Simmons Greatest.Vote on Earth." chandizing for the circus,·said that if substantial raise. "I refuse to bow to Futile news Ringling Brothers and Barnum his company's plans were adopted, terrorists and blackmailers,'' Col­ and Bailey Circus subinitted its pro­ UCF could expect at least a 75 per­ bourn said, "and Mrs. Tucker Student Body President Tico posal to help increase UCF voter cent voter turnout every presiden­ demanded an extra $10 a week." He Perez announced Thursday at the turnout over a week ago. Perez said tial election and 65 percent every added that she was already getting student senate's regular me_eting that he has been considering the pro­ senate election. "more than the minimum wage." that a large corporation has made a posal very carefully since then and Donkin said that the circus would Colbourn said he never thought he bid to run UCF's election process. presented the package to the s_ena te provide an even bigger tent than the was the type to lose a lease. ''I see Perez said the company presented for its approval. one this year where students would that goofy-looking cowboy on TV all its plans under the title of "The Mr. Jack Donkin, director of mer­ watch lions, tigers, and bears parade the time, crying that one of those

- ~ around voting machines. "In bet­ waterbed stores lost its lease, but .., ween acts, students would be allow­ for the president of a major universi­ ed to go to the machines to exercise ty to do the same thing is really em­ their right of democracy," Donkin barrassing," he said. told the senate. "Ringling Brothers Colbourn said that he might have has been famous for its three-ring to move to a foreign country to save circus, now UCF will be able to face-he mentioned Aruba or New make the claim that it has three-ring Jersey as possibilities. voting." he concluded. At the end of the press conference, Colbourn broke down and had to be The circus executive also recom­ helped from the podium. mended the senate hold its sessions A spokesman announced that next to the tent during the voting degrees would be sold with prices Eiieen SomelsonlFutlle process. The side-show atmosphere ranging from $12 for ari asssociate Surf report that the senate would provide, "will of arts degree to $67. Fifty dollars give the area a real circus feel,'' for a master's degree. The sale will Waves for Friday are 2 to 3 feet and choppy. Look for small tubes. For a Donkin said. begin the day after commencement, detailed reflecting pond surf report, tune in WUCF-FM each day at 7 a.m. After some debate, the senate ap­ April 29, and will run for one week Sponsored by Dumb Blonds and Inlet Outlet stores. proved the proposal unanimously. only. Page2

A free exchange of From our readers idiocy on topics. FORUM no one cares about Administration should not pay for Beer Advisement Ei:litor: spend good money to advise . wrestling match. Anyway Futile-April 1, 1983 The student government people what kind of beer SG . shouldn't expect the has gone way off the deep· they should drink. Administration to pay for it._ end this time. How can . wt them drink Bud like Why not do something those morons expect the everybody elSe. constructive, like fight for administration to pay for The Row Team? Give me a the · advisement and SG elections too dull Beer Advisement and the break! let Intercollegiate registration of incoming Row Team? Athletics fund · those guys. fre-shmen and transfer .. I'm really tired of these dull elections. I wish we had wok, I'm an average Don't get me wrong. If a students? Do I have to do some real candidates running this year. Men with vision, student and I drink a lot of bunch of guys want to get in everything? men with charisma, men with watches that play "Dixie." beer, but I don't want my tax some skinny boat and row Joe College Yes, where is "Gorgeous" George Slander when you dollars going to an in­ their guts out it's great--Ijust need him? Where is the man who froze every budget from stitution that is going to prefer a good professional the campus at South Orlando to the state of North Dakota? Where is George Slander. I remember when this editor was just a cub reporter Those nutty guys are at it again .. .for th Fatherland right off the freshman banana boat, covering the high Editor: not meeting the needs of the stunning in-depth features pressure arena of SG politics. And there he was, a shining We are taking this oppor­ '.campus leaders' as it like "The· Wienersclµritzel of knight in dirty, dingy halls of a den, every bit as decrepid tunity to announce that a should. We believe that a the Week" and lots and lots as Sodem. new publication will be com­ student newspaper should of rewritten press releases. He fought for student rights-even when no one ing to .the UCF ~mpus quite cater to the better bred It will portray the official wanted him to. He fought the administration-even when ' soon. Starting today, April · students and leave those news of UCF. You'll love he didn't have to. He challenged our entire SG system-a 1, the Sieg Heil! will hit the "other" students to their ur­ it... or else. challenge everyone ignored. · new stands. bane tastes. Slander may not be remembered as our most popular We feel that the Futile is Our paper will contain Albert von V erguson student body president, and with good reason. But let's be constructive and look at the .good things he ac­ complished. DDAM·gets mad at moms From time to time, the He kept Bob Rotter out of SG for almost an entire year. Futile polls it's readers to Editor: rights. If we 're not careful, That in itself is enough to warrant a citation. get a cross-section of opi­ Yes, the tide has turned in SG to something that at I'm sick and tired of all 7-Elevens ar~ going to ·stop nion on important topics least has the appearence of respectability. No more fist these namby, pamby selling MD-20/20 to our of the day. We never run fights on the senate floor, or "Vote Right-Vote White" mothers telling us about kids. DDAM is concerned the replies, it's just that posters in the presidential elections. No more watches drinking and driving. I'm about your God given rights the requests make great playing ''Dixie.'' · mad as hell and I'm not go­ to wrap your car, or anybody little fillers. I can hor..estly say I miss it. Why are SG elections ing to take it any more. else's, around a tree. scheduled around April Fool's Day anyway? That's why I'm taking ' Why don't these people go One aspect of society this opportunity to an­ after drug addicts and leave has baffled mankind for nounce the formation of a us beer drinkers alone? centuries-the black gunk But seriously folks ... new organization. DDAM DDAM is here to help you that gathers around the (Drunk Drivers Against answer that question in your top of ketchup bottles. Mothers) will be an out­ everyday life. This week we'd like our Once agafo another year passes and another Fut-ile is in reach group to those who So get ripped, get sloshed, readers opinion .on this the can (literally). It is hoped that all of what .we've writ­ have been harrassed by get plastered, get drunk but important topic. ten has been taken with the grain of salt with which it mothers who are against get DDAM mad. Specifically we'd like to was intended. drinking. know what it is, how it Ann Howser Bush We hope we've offended.you in a tastefui way and that It is high time we drunks gets there, what does . it St. Louis our tongu&in-cheek lampoon was as enjoyable to read as did something about our want and why won't it it was for us to assemble. leave us alone? We'd like to thank everyone who submitted material Please limit responses and hope that you never want it back because we threw it Nelson: Back to you Bob to several pages, all away. documentation required. Thank~ again and_we'll see you again next year. · Editor: nel 9 in the first place? Cer­ Rating, smatings-who tainly not Walt Winsor. I'm Michael E. Griffin cares? If all you farmers the star of Orlando TV read the Sentinel anyway. Head honcho at this chicken farm want to watch some fat bald · news and everyone knows it. guy lip read the news on Trainer can go suck a Carol Nelson . Channel 9 that · is your cumulous cloud. The Bridget Bardot . " business. Ratings? Ha! Everyone OfWCPXNews And just who built Chan- knows the intelligent people

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Kathleen "Perpetual Diet'' Foronda Mangling Editor Beware! The cominies are coming, with rice and eggroll Michael "I want a job" West - Business Manager Editor: filtrate an destroy our way order? I'm going to Why the sudden increase of life by altering our eating McDonald's where the help Julie "How did I get stuck h~re" Norris in the number of Chinese habits. is good· old-fashioned Nudes Editor Restaurants? I think it is I'm not kidding, I'm dead American high school kids Larry "Where AM I?" Thompson more than suspicious. It is serious. Why else would with pimples and Entrapment Editor proof positive that the com­ they make it so affordable everything. · Lee "Mookie" Lerner munists are ~ttempting tO in-, and be so nice when you I'm totally serious. Spits Editor Norm J ohnnis Pam "Great Garns" Gimson Dirty Pictures Editor This public document was promulgated at· the annual cost of two goats, Robert "Late Night" Molpus a keg of Coors, three camel hair jackets and a pair of used tennis shoes. Production Staff The opinions expressed here are ours. Don't bother Dr. Colboum or the Dorothy "Money Bags" Case Board of Publications, they've got enough problems to worry about. Sales Staff • Page3

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Dear Dr. Phono: I've seen him at several parties but I am a 20-year-old guy who was I'm too shy to approach him raised in a straight home. I play because of my herpes. Can we still every sport, drink only Stroh's beer make love? and have a really foxy girlfriend. Signed, Anxious· We've been dating for two years now and have what I thought was Dear Anxious: a great relationship. Now I've Nothing ruins good records faster discovered that she is a ... well, you than dirt in the grooves. Always know .. a bisexual. What should I clean your stylus before every play. do? I recommend a goo_d chemical Signed, Lefty cleaning solution and a camel-hair brush. Dear Lefty: Many stereos have electrical pro­ Dear Dr·. Phono: blems. I recommend that you check I'm wild about this certain foot­ · the ground plug on your receiver. ball player. Everytime we were in You many need a DC adapter. . the huddle I was tempted to tell him how I felt about him. My pro­ Dear Dr. Phono: blem is that I'm very shy. What I consider myself a good-looking should I do? · girl who;s normal. I brush my Signed, Baffled teeth five times a day with Close­ Determined Preppy Up and I gargle with Signal Klaus Buffington, UCF's oldest student, claims to have ent.ered his second mouthwash. I use every kind of childhood while trying to earn the elusive 120 semest.er~hOUI' graduation . Mary Kay cosmetics and ·I buy all Dear Baffled: requirement. Buffington voiced his det.ermination to graduat.e saying, my clothes at chic Izod outlets. My Many belt-drive turntables tend to "Posh Kippy bahs!" problem is my boyfriend. I just drag. You might want to switch to can't seem to turn him on. I've a direct-drive mode~ the type with tried everything-music, lacy the detachable spindle. nightgowns, even chains (for varie­ Coming Detractions... ty)-but nothing seems to work. Dear Dr. Phono: Open the D~ors and the world-famous Allied Dis­ What can I do? My boyfriend and I have been count Tire "Quarters Ain't Pret­ Signed, Frustrated dating seriously for nearly five Jim Morrison and company will ty" display. New York poet years and we have what I think is invade the Bob Carr Auditorium Tyrone Black will premiere a Dear Frustrated: a healthy sex life. But he h:as this for one show only next Wednes­ new poem "Gimme Yo 'Wallet" Sounds like a distortion problem to annoying habit of making chirping day, April 6. The show will mark tomorrow at noon. me. Maybe your tweeters are blown sounds whenever we make love. Is the return to live performing for or your woofer is too small. You this normal? Morrison, wh<;> has been dead for cheese, Please might even try a smaller receiver. Signed, Curious nearly 12 years. Representatives from the Mo· Net Kraft company will be on the Dear Curious: A tribute to the great French Student Center Green on Mon­ Dear Dr.. Phono: Several good (and ·inexpensive) impressionist will run today day and Tuesday. I'm wild about this certain foot­ graphic equalizers are available. through April 10 at the Morse to determine whether or ball player. He's such a hunk! I us­ Try adjusting your crossover fre­ Gallery, Winter Park. Featured not the 'cheese' in the ed to go to the games just to quency. It's probably just a pro­ works will include Eddie Van ''Macaroni and Cheese,'' should watch him bend over in the huddle. blem with your tweeters. Halen's "Nickels in Motion," actu~y come first . .

The band is comprised of four Belew. unknowns named John, Paul, English drummer Mitch Mitchell George and "Ringo." brings a ferocious jazz intensity to They the often indistinguishable bass sport avant garde matching suits ponderings of Noel Redding. And and foppish haircuts, a poor attempt Hendrix's vocal offerings are a pro­ considering the trend-setting style sai,c mixture of drug-induced' of groups like The Clash and The metaphors and phonetic dyslexia. Plasma tics. Songs like "Purple Haze" and Striving for the clean-cut image, "Manic Depressi9n" conjure images these boyish rogues have thrown of pollution, urban stress and together a rough mix of love songs Reagonomics. Others, like "Third. that are destined for bargain bin Stone From the Sun," are filled with graveyards. Are You cryptic messages, that when played backwards at half-speed during a Hailing from Liverpool, the same Experienced? full moon, cause listeners in hometown as A Flock of Seagulls, Midwestern cities to walk the Beatles suffer from a lack of Jimi Hendrix backwards and say "Golly" a lot. variety. All of these 10 tunes dwell by Bob Jaxson "Hey Joe" is a violent epic of Meet the Beatles on the macho love theme, especially Futile critic romantic revenge, while "Foxey cuts like "It Won't Be Long,", "All Lady" could make even Naricy The Beatles My Loving''. and "Hold Me Tight." Move over Triumph, loo_k out Reagan blush. Produced by George Martin, this Police. The newest musical mutation If anything, the Jimi Hendrix Ex­ by Bob Jaxson collection of bouncy tunes is a sound in the power trio format is an inter­ perience will be a mainstay in Furne critic engineer's rtlghtmare. All the vocal national band under the- leadership modern music. One tune, . "Fire," tracks are mixed to one side and the of Jimi Hendrix. should be a number one chartbuster Thanks to the cable channel ex­ incessant guitar chords sound as if Hendrix, a flamboyant .left­ by the end of the yeai. posure of great bands like Duran they were recorded in an airplane handed guitarist, may soon become Critics ·are predicting that Jimi Duran and A Flock of Seagulls, a hangar. the next Robert Fripp or Allan Hendrix may reach the same star number of so-called imitators have Although an American tour is Holdsworth. · status as Buddy Holly and Albert begun to appear on the scene. scheduled for these English in­ Displaying an affinity for strangl­ Einstein. "Are You Experienced?'·' The latest in the new wave clone vaders, they will have to improve ed guitar sounds, Hendrix has even could very well become the catch game is a four-man pop vocal group immensely to even make a dent in been known to set his guitar on fire phrase of the '80s, as anxious from England with the ridiculous the already overloaded pop music to achieve the most bizarre six­ listeners wait for the world of Jimi moniker of The Beatles. market. stringed tones this side of Adrian Hendrix ~o unfold. Page4 Futile-April 1, 1983 Sports weak. • Saban calls Bergman inhales a chew; it quits Yankees donate some heat atUCF by Cleon Jones the dugout will be my nails," he Futl le sports said. In other related baseball news by George Theodore UCF head baseball coach Jay New York Yankee owner George Futile sports Bergman was reported in "fair" Steinbrenner has donated starting condition yesterday in Florida pitchers Ron Guidry and Rich Lou Saban resigned his position Hospital after being admitted ear~er ''Goose'' Gossage to the Knights for as UCF head football coach this in the day for acute chewing tobacco the remainder of their conference week after only three months on the ingestion. schedule. job to accept a similar post at Bergman was injured while stan· According to Coach Bergman, he Edgewater High School. ding in the dugout yesterday during isn't sure· if he'll be able to work the Knight's 10-2 exhibition victory either of them into the rotation "I took a losing program and turned over the New York Mets. A foul ball because most of his regular staff is just starting to gel. "I'll do my best it into a winner," Saban said. by Met superstar Mookie Wilson Boss Lou Saban caught Bergman by surprise in the to get them in a game. I'm really a "This team can hold its own with throat. His sudden gasp for air, forc­ little hesitant about using them anyone now and I'm proud of that, and several hundred other pro and ed the wad of tobacco, lodged bet­ against a conference Some of but I don't think there is anything college teams explained, "Yes, but team. ween his cheek and gum, to his those comerence guys are really good mo,re for me to accomplish here. It's you see I count in dog years so for throat and stomach. time for me to move on to new hitters, you know.'' me, three months is like two years, Although obviously nauseated, Despite the donation from Stein­ challenges and give somebody else and I honestly believe I have done Bergman confided in an interview brenner, UCF Athletic Director Bill an opportunity here:" all these things." early this morning that his days of Peterson maintained that there is no "great tobacco flavor without UCF-Yankee connection. "This is · When told that, in fact, during his While Athletic Director Bill Peter­ lighting up" were over. "From now just a surprising coincidence," short stint hei:e he had done little son was upset by Saban's move, he on the only thing I'll be chewing in Peterson said. coaching and the team is still five did confirm reports that Ariel months away from its first game, Sharon, Ali McGraw, Boy George, the former boss of the Buffalo Bills, and Bear Bryant are all being con­ the University of Miami, the Army sidered as possible replacements. Crew teom lost at sea by Felix Millan some wrecked crew shells in Cocoa Futile sports Beach, some 30 miles from their practice sight. No sign of the team The UCF crew team was reported has been found. lost at sea late last night after a Despite the missing team, freak spring storm swept them away Kamrod was unfazed by their disap· from their practice session on the St. pearance. "They're good kids," he Johns River. said. "We've got a big race tomor­ "We were practicing some speed row against Rollins, so I expect rowing drills and all of a sudden, it they'll be back in time for that. It's got really dark, man. I'm telling not like them to miss a race.'' you, it was like, Twilight Zone all In the event that the team does the way,'' coach Dennis Kamrad not make it back for tomorrow's Trapped John MllnerlFuture said. competition, members from the About 3 a.m. today, Florida Coast UCF women's softball team will fill An unidentified U.CF football player was trapped for hours . yesterday Guard- officials reported finding in. '1Vhen his head accidentally became welded to a.fence near the practice field. WATI REALTY WORLD ''Ask for James''

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DNew bike racks coming, see page 3 D'Blue Lou' comes to UCF, see Encore, page9 FUTURE DNo pros for 0-ville, see Sportsweek, page 13 Serving the UCF Community for 15 Years ' • • Vol 15 No.26 April 1, 1983 Geary-runs away with SG presidential p_rize by Roger Simmons Vice president-elect Stan Halbert, Geary_ would have no problem Future news who won 50 percent plus one vote in working together in government. Sen. Mark Geary beat senate Pro the vice-presidential general election The official results showed Geary Tempore Dave Kiser in a runoff elet­ last week, said he · was "definitely winning a majority of the votes on tion for UCF student body president shocked.'' every campus. Geary beat Kiser 715 held Tuesday and Wednesday. "I'm extremely surprised," Halbert to 578 votes at the main campus, 20 Geary pulled 853 votes for 58. 7 per­ said. "But I like Mark and I think it to nine votes at South Orlando, 46 to . cent of all ballots cast. Kiser got 600 will be good to work with him." 3 votes at Brevard, and 72to10 votes votes for 41.2 percent of the elec· Halbert also said he felt that he and at Daytona Beach. torate. The election had the highest tur­ Bevard SGA accused of influencing votes · nout ever for a runoff with an estimated 10 percent of UCF students Elections Com.mission investigates voting. It was the first time that the win­ by Michael E. Griffin votes cast at Brevard were not ning candidate was not endorsed by Editor In chief enough to affect the election's out­ the Future since it began endor­ Allegations of vote influencing by come, the incident raised ''some • sements eight years ago. Student Government Association of­ serious questions abolit the SG elec­

"I think that I had a credibility ficials at the Brevard Area Campus tion statutes." Eileen Somelson/Future problem in the first election, which I have marred ·what may have been the Manglardi charged that a Geary Dave Kiser and Mark Geary em- overcame by going into the runoffs," cleanest Student Government elec­ poster and a flier were posted by SG A brace moments after unofficial Geary said. "Once people saw that I tions in UCF history. officials around the door of the polling results are announced Wednesday was the only alternative, then they Mike Manglardi, campaign room. The fliers contained a year-old night. voted for me." manager for Dave Kiser, complained excerpt from Future coverage of a Kiser was disappointed, but said ''I Monday evening to Elections Com­ student senate debate on area campus can't feel real bad about it because the missioner Richard Stocking that SG A funding. Panelists students are the people that made the personnel, who were supervising the A COi:JY of the flier was provided to • choice-that's why we have elections. balloting at Brevard, were influencing the Future by the Elections Com- debate loCal They (the students) think Mark will students to vote for Sen. Mark Geary. mission; do a better job than I," Kiser said. Stocking said that, while the 49 Brevard, page 5 'porn' law· by Bruce Y orra Contributing writer About 50 students heard five panelists discuss Orange County's i>ornography laws Tuesday in the last Hot Issues program this semester. The debate centered on the recently passed Adult Entertainment Code for Orange County, which requires adult entertainment and their employees to have licenses. The new ordinance also prohibits topless dancing where alcohol is served. Clive Thomas of WKIS radio moderated the debate. Panelists were Ernie Carlton, president of Citizens Against Pornography; Vera Carter, Orange County commissioner; In­ spector Chuck Simmons of the Orange County Police Department; , Ed Leinster, an attorney who has represented several bar owners; and Larry Pino, representative of the American Civil Liberties Union. "The new ordinance doesn't prohibit pornography, but regulates it,'' Carter .said. Carter was one of the ordinance's main proponents when it passed in March. Carter said the commission "looked at the problem from all angles-not

Eileen Somelson/Future just morally." She said that the South The Human Vacuum Orange Blossom Trail area has the Former baseball superstar third baseman Brooks Robinson was on campus Wednesday afternoon for a baseball· clinic. highest crime rate in the city and See Sportsweek, page 13. businesses, neighborhoods, and schools are affected by that. Carter Washington liaison hears UCF's opinio~s on education_ said, "By separating topless dancing · and alcohol, authorities will be better by Donna Howell those areas and how to improve it. Some participants in the discussion able to control" crime. Future news Participants at UCF's "rap said that students don't want to Leinster said of the ordinance: · session" discussed students' fears in become science and math teachers "What we are really dealing with here White House liaison Adis Villa entering science-oriented degree because the studies are hard and jobs is an erosion of civil rights." He poin- · spoke with 30 UCF faculty and programs, teachers' qualifications, might not be available. f.ed out that the ordinance does not students about improving engineering, and the costs of education. The group was also concerned deal with the "pornography" beca'1se mathematics and science education "You are the people President about teachers' qualifications in these one can't define it. March25. Reagan is looking to in engineering, fields. "Ph.D.s are not willing t.o 'stay He said the real issue of the or­ Villa visited UCF, Rollins College science and mathematics edµcation,'' in education because of low salaries dinance is censorship and denial of and area high schools to ask and an­ Villa said. "I'm here to get your in­ swer questions about education in put." Liaison, page 4 Panel, page 4 Future-April 1, 1983

Graduate from Pentagon to speak A UCF graduate featured on the cover of Time magazine will speak to the Graduate Business Students Association April 8. · Franklin Spinney, 'who was featured on the March 7 edition for his work in the Pentagon, will talk about the value of a· master's degree in business administration and what it has meant to his career. All graduate business students are e~couraged to attend. An· nouncements specifying the exact time and meeting place wilLbe posted throughout Howard Phillips ·Hall. For more information, call Dennis Hainsey at x-2525. Minority admissions program offered UCF's minority student services will offer the Equal Opportunity Pro· gram.. from June 20 through June 29. Forty ininority students who show strong potential for academic success, but who do not yet meet establish­ ed criteria for admission to the university, may enroll. Library schedule is same on Easter The university library Will maintain its regular schedule on Easter Sunday, April 3. It will be open 2 p.m. to 1.1 p.m. Abuse, incest, rape to be addressed Author Katherine Brady will examine child abuse, incest and rape_ prevention April 5 at 8 p.m. in the SCA. Brady, who wrote the autobiographical "Father's Day," has lectured at campuses across the country on the subjects, and is also a counselor for incest victims in New York City. Recently a Katherine Brady Foundation was organized to lend nationwide support to child abuse, incest and rape Ann Ransom/Future victims. Pedalling home Admission is free to UCF students and $1.50 for general admission. Det.ermination and short legs were the .name of ~e g~e in this tricycle race. Sorority to award $400 scholarship · Greek Week was celebrat.ed on ~pus this week. . . I UCF's Delta Delta Delta sorority will award a $400 scholarship. All Academic peer advisers sought , J full-time, undergraduate women students at UCF are eligible to apply. There will be an informational meeting for those students interested in. l Applicants should be well-qualified students, showing promise of valuable becoming academic peer advisers for the summer, fall terms this year and service in their chosen fields. Academic record, contribution to campus spring term '84. Requirements include a minimum 2.5 overall GPA and a life, and financial need will be considered. desire to assist students with class advisement. The meeting will be held Applications are available in the Financial Aid Office, AD 120, and in the SCA April 6 from 3 p.m. to 5 p.m. must be returned QY April 11.

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•Another resolution called upon the administration to allow any student needing 10 hours or less to graduate \! but could not complete them until summer, to participate in spring graduation ceremonies. -The bill, in­ troduced by Skaggs, was discussed at - , lenith and passed 16 to 4.

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Panel ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-::-~~~__;_~~~~~~~~frompagel civil liberties. "They cannot limit outlaw the driving of vehicles because a valuable tool in helping the Orange ordinance, about 18 bars and all ropless dancing, so they are attem­ of potential danger?" he said. County police department regulate pseudo-massage parlors have been pting" t;o drive establishments "out' "It's really an area where the per­ the area.'~ Closed in th~ area recently. of business by tying adult ent.ertain­ sonal preferences of the majority can Carter said that not one citizen nt ment with the sale of alcohoL'' Urln­ d}ctate their preferences over the the public hearings held for the adult After the panel discussion, Dirk ster said. preferences of the minority," Pino entertainment code objected. Kuiper, a UCF student, said he commented. The only cost for enforcing the or­ doesn't see any legal basis ·for the Pino likened the discussion of the dinance is in the' licensing of licensing law. "It is really just an ex­ adult entertainment code to that of Those in favor of the ordinance, said businesses and · their employees, cuse for a minority to impose moral driving a car: "It is a legitimate act to their biggest concern was the high Simmons said. "The fees themselves and ethical views upon the populace,'' drive an automobile in this country, crime rate in the South Orange would pay for that," he said. he said. but at the same time driving can be Blossom . Trail area. Inspector Sim­ used for criminal offenses. Now, do we mons said, "The new ordinance will be Carlton said that as a result of the

Liason------~------frompaget and opportunities available in in-· Villa agreed that salaries in · coaches," she joked. More seriously, mation such as comput:er science. She dustry," said Dr. Peter Rauten- education are low. "Maybe they'll Villa added that schools needed to also said that schools need to let strauch, associate professor of have to start paying math teachers in ·stress to students that jobs are students know that jobs are available mathematics at UCF. high schools as much as they pay the available in fields dealing with infor- in the health field. The audience cited the cost of higher education as another problem in upgrading math, engineering and science education. Villa suggested that students who can't afford college to join the military. She said this alternative gives students a chance to attend college through various military in­ centives, receive training and earn a salary. Villa took not.es of audience com­ • ments to take back to Washington, · D.C. "When you try to change at­ titudes you have to have creative ideas, 11 she said. As staff assistant in the Public Liaison Office in Washington, D.C., Villa said she reports the group's <>Pinions to her office, which reports to ' the president. GUILTY

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RUMS OF PUERTO RICO OCr·O® ~UM, 80AND151PROOF,@ 1982 , DON Q IMPORTS, HARTFORD. CONN . • Future-April 1, 1983 Page5 Brevard------frompagel From Senate Budget Hearings, 14th statements at Brevard amounted to any of the incidents at Brevard. "It Stocking added that there was not Student Senate "entrapment." (the allegations by Manglardi) sounds enough funds in the election's budget This concerned how much of your "He asked me three times who he like sour grapes to me," ·he said. to pay for League of Women Voters' money you should be al,lowed to keep. should vote for, out of desperation I Geary won overwhelmingly at the . representation for the Brevard and It was argued that you should be finally said vote for the name at the Brevard Campus in the general elec­ Daytona campuses. The league did al,lowed to keep all of your Activity top," Kreuziriger said. tion a week ago. supervise the elections at the South and Service Fee money by Mark Simmons said he only asked her Stocking said the election statutes Orlando Campus and on the main Geary, while Dave Kiser wanted to once. were vague as to the jurisdiction of campus. reduce the amount to 30 percent of Kreuzinger said she pos~ Geary's voting on area campuses. "We (the Student Body President Tico Perez what you put in. material because he was the only can- Elections Commission) are respon­ said that the commission "had all the . didate to send any to the campus. sible for the balloting there, but we money they needed-if the league had Then the Future excerpt followed: ''We never heard anything from Dave are not required by statutes to have been available they would have made Sen. Mark Geary compared the Kiser or any of his people until Mon­ representatives there.'' it." revision to mugging a pedestrian. "I day night when voting started." Stocking said he had "too few com­ Kiser said he was not going to con­ don't think anyone in this body would Geary said he had no knowledge of 'missioners for too many polls." test the election. consider stealing someone's billfold, taking $10 and giving him back three but that's what we 're doing if this I VISA• I passes. '. ' 1-1 • · Kiser argued that the correct anal,ogy would be "It's our wal,let and we 're gi.ving them $3. for every $10 we have." ·Amateur and Professlonal finishing avallable On the side of the flier was written ·lab on premises "Presently we keep 60 percent and • ftlm processing as fast as you need It they get 40 percent.'' ·camera repairs Manglardi charged that when ·full llne of photographic dlsplay pr~ucts: mats, frames, print students entered the polling area, • profeulonal·prlnt dlsplay preparafton: mounftng, texturlzlng, poll worker Valerie Solorzano asked spraying students if they had voted and then Member: Professional Photographic Society of Central Flo;ida • tell them to "go out into the hall, read the poster and then tote.'' Open Mon -Sat 10 am -6 pm "It was a farce as far as I'm concer­ ned," Manglardi added. "If I hadn't been there I think she would have 10%Student 7436 University Blvd. been telling them to vote for Geary.'' University Sq. Shopping Center Discount Orlando, Florido 32807 Solozano could not be reached for Eileen Samelson/Future Mark Geary campaigns on the final comment. However, the Future was day of the runoff Wednesday. . provided with a written statement from Linda Kreuzinger, vice chairman • of SGA in Brevard. In her statement Kreuiinger said that she ''felt an obligation to recom­ mend candidate~ to Brevard stu­ dents." She also said that she "hung campaign literature outside the door and told students to read it." Kreuzinger added that ''nowhere on the paper does it say, 'You should vote for ... or 'I recommend you vote for.'" However, Future reporter Roger Simmons accompanied Stocking to the Brevard campus Tuesday and reported that Kreuzinger did attempt to influence his vote. "She asked me if I was a UCF student," Simmons said. After replying yes, Kreuzinger asked Sim­ mons if he had voted yet. Simmons said, "I told her 'no' and she told me to go out into the hallway, read the sign there and then vote.'' Simmons said he asked Kreuzinger who he should vote for for the better­ ment of the Brevard campus. "She said 'I'm not ·allowed to say, but it is the name at the top of the ballot.''' Kreuzinger said .that Simmons'

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Future-April l, 1983 Editor: children playing with my make a right. This is not Matt Weber is concerned tuition money. Weber has morality you 're talking that Sen. Mark Geary was just confirmed this. Let's about. It is pure, cold, hard, "verbally assaulted" and coddle our precious little cynical politics. "publicly chasitised" by senators. Let's protect them The "learning environ­ Geary, Halbert must form Doctors Ellis and Tubbs. from the big bad administra· ment'' is sound. If Mr. (Weber: Administrators out tion. Poppycock! Geary is to be a politician, close bond for strong SG of line in Geary crit~cisms Geary used the press for a he must learn a simple fact. Future May 25.) I would be politically motivated attack When he publicly steps on more concerned if the ad­ on the administration. The someone's face to win votes, A few thoughts on the Student Government presidential m in is tr a ti on had not administration responded that someone is likely to and vice presidential elections. , responded firmly and public· with an attack on Geary. step right back on his face to For the first time in eight years, the candidate endorsed ly to Sen. Geary's attack. When big boys play politics take votes away. Ai:id that's by the Future for president did not succeed in the bid for the I have long felt the stu­ in the press, my friends, two the way it is. · office. From the perspective of the SG elections, this may be dent senate was a . bunch of wrongs most certainly do Danny R. Culbertson a good thing. . Too much emphasis has been placed historically on the paper's endorsem~nts. Last year this emphasis went so far Entertainment may be great for votes-. not for studies • as to result in a ri,diculous Elections Commission opinion that the paper should not endorse because it was an attempt Editor: Engineering Green, I found performers interrupted the "to speak for the entire student body." That opinion was It is tl'ij.ly a sad state of af· it extremely annoying not to only hour to study that I referred to the Judicial Council who wisely ignored it. fairs when Student Govern­ be able to listen to my radio had before my 11 a.m. exam. Future endorsements have never been an attempt to ment has to provide "enter­ while Tuesday's per· If the performers had per­ speak for anyone other than the Editorial Board of the tainment" on the Engineer­ ·former was on stage. (Did it formed between 11 a.m.-2 paper. The fact that Mark Geary will be sitting in the ing Green in order to ''lessen occur to SG that not all of us p.m. (as they do for Student ·president's chair next week proves that this opinion clearly voter apathy." But this is wished to hear Mr. Charles Center) or moved down by did not reflect that of the majority of the stu~ent body this not a letter on apathy-but all day???) the SC, these problems year. Elections should be decided by voters, not newspaper r.ather a letter of complaint. Alsc;>, I was unable to would not have existed. editors. As·a resident of Lake Hall, listen to the radio or turn on In the futw-e, SG, please .However, it is the obligation of newspaper editors to in­ the closest hall to the the TV in the early evening be aware of the inconve­ form their readers about the qualifications of the candidates on Tuesday due to the radio nience this has caused and and to provide the analysis they may need to make an in­ -Leave it blasting on the Engineering come up with a better plan! formed opinion. We feel that we met that obligation. Green. Oh, by the. way, I voted. Mark (1eary will make a good president if he can mend · to Starr Finally, the Wednesday Kim Sue Veroski the gash that currently separates the two SG branches. He · · Editor: must of course rely heavily on Vice President-elect Stan While reading last week's Halbert in that department. Geary and Halbert are urged to article entitled "Leave it to work together in forming the strong, cohesive relationship TV to destroy Beaver's Im· Fund music, not ~ombs, for peace tL 1lt is needed for a unified cabinet. age,'' I found it hard to Geary must work to improve his relati~nship with the believe that anyone would administration. It is one relationship that has been strained dislike the television movie :Editor:. humanistic one. in recent weeks. If he can do this effectively, it is certain· "Still the Beaver." In a week in which the Doesn't it seem obvious that he will provide a strong voice for student rights mthe In my opinion, the movie UCF Music Department that we can get along better upper levels of the administration. was a smashing success. completed its greatest effort with our brothers if we play Finally, it is important for the senate to begin revising the Any devoted "Leave it to to date, its smallest "real music with them than if we election statutes immediately. The occurences at the Beaver" fan could not help dollar" budget to date, it show them what a · great Brevard area campus polls were more than unethical, they but wonder what happens to seems very appropriate to bomb builder we are. It were blatantly disgusting displays of unobjectivity by the the Beave, Wally, June, criticize this state of affairs. seems to me that our SGA association members who were running the balloting. Larry Mondello, and good Perhaps one would do bet­ musical voice should compli· Michael E. Griffin ole Eddie Haskel. Although ter to· ride the rides at ment our athletic voice in Editor in Chief these people were ficticious Disney than to listen too in­ this community. · television characters, they tently to Ronald Reagan. A Student senate, Dr. Col­ becam~ a part of the Reaganomic mentality com­ bourn, Florida Board of viewer's life. In fact, kids bined with Florida's already Regents & Ronald Reagan, can't remain kids forever. short-changed situation GIVE US A BREAK! He who would learn to fly one day must. first learn to It's truly unfortUnate that educationally has been our Aren't we civilized enough stand and walk and run and climb and dance: one cannot fly the writer of the article fail­ music department's most to share our meat with our into flying . ed to mention anything good unkindest cut. fellow man. Again, thank Nietzche about Beaver- as an adult. It seems obvious that a you John Whitney. Maybe Sure Beaver hasn't matured mechanistic approach to the someday we'll buy you that • that much, but I was very problems of our world can Fender Rhodes, maybe next Beaver, page 7 offer·us some answers, but a gig we won't have to borrow more subtle and perhaps a synthesizer. The FUTURE longer lasting approach is a LeRoy Henry Letter Policy Founded in 1968 by tM students of tM Letters to the editor must University of Central Fwrida be delivered to the Future by 5p.m. on the Monday before­ Michael E. Griffin publication. Letters must be Editor in Chief typed, double spaced on a· .. 60-spaced line and should Michael J. West Kathleen G. Foronda not be more than 250 words Business Manager Managing Editor in length. All letters must be signed with the author's Julie D. Norris Lee Lerner phone number to be con· / / News Editor Sports Editor • I \. (,/ sidered for publication. \ " '"\ \ \ '. '. ' ..- ,· Under certain cir· \' . \ ... / Lawrence H. Thompson \ I ', • • /. Pamela Gi.mson cumstances, writers' names Entertainment Editor ...... ' . ·. / . Photography Editor will be witheld upon request. _ All letters are subject to Robert B. Molpus Dorothy H. Case editing. 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More letters Spanky by Carl McKnight . Blacks realize secret to freedom lies in vigilance

Editor: Ridiculing a man strips him Gregory reminded us that of his pride, calling him it takes a part to- make a ignorant infuriat.es him fur­ whole, and this is the reason ther. This, O.J. Triana, is why we should strive to work what you have in fact done to together with all people~ We Dick Gregory. (Gregory do share in the blame for speech only served to further racism, and we throw away Beaver------:-----_;;.___ frompage6 racism, belittle King's con­ our crutch. However, we touched by his interest in ly poignant was when cept of brotherhood, Future don't close our eyes or turn DO grow up, even on TV wishing to be close to his Beaver and Wally E1mbraced lett.ers, March 25). our backs on the issue of series, they would have ap­ racism. mother, Wally, and his and Wally off~red his eternal preciated the movie much childhood buddies even · If you are entitled to your friendship to Beaver. more. though he was going Perhaps if viewers would . opinion, then so am I. Dick Above all, we remember through a divorce. Especial- have ralized that children Gregory didn't give us a call that we are a unique people, Abe Peterzell to arms, inst.earl he brought and our heritage is proud. us back to reality. This is the identity we New Testament certainly isn't tertiary source struggle so hard not to lose. For so long, we have turned These are only a few of the Editor: Farooq complained against of the Bible. If Farooq our heads to the injustices ideas Gregory spoke on. I am writing in reference to "claims about Jesus on the dis.counts the New Testament happening in our lives. Qui Perhaps in listening so Mohammad Omar Farooq's basis of tertiary sources." In manuscripts then he has shut children are being murdered, closely and grasping so lett.er published in the March the same paragraph he cit.eel a the door and thrown away the mothers are on welfare and deeply, you have missed the 18 edition of the Future. proposition that truth-seekers key on the validity of every our fathers are without jobs. entire meaning, O.J. Triana. Religions too wide, too diver­ find stronger than these other manuscript from · an· Our self indulgences have Inst.earl, you have received a se for 'absolute truth'. One clainis of Jesus. He went on tiquity. When we test the t.emporarily blinded some of shallow interpretation. straightforward · implication to cit.e the authors. of this historical reliability of the us. Gregory brought these from Farooq's lett.er is that stronger proposition as Scriptures by the same things to the front of our The strength of a . man's anyone who is a "truth· Abraham, Joseph, David, criteria that all historical minds - where they belong. ideas shou.ld never be seeker'' would be in Moses, Isaih, Jesus?? and documents are t.est.ed, we find measured against the agreement with Farooq's Muhammad. I would like to that the New Testament por· narrowmindedness of We have a very intricat.e conclusions and be troubled know in what source (t.ertiary ti.on of the Scriptures is more and fascinating political anot~er' s ideas and opinions. by the same dangling or otherwise) is this reliable and trustworthy than syst.em. One that we must . So to you, O.J. Triana, I say questions. proposition supposedly given any other ~ting of an­ watch carefully at all times. If . DiCk Gregory is not a typical .This is one truth-seeker by Jesus or Abraham, tiquity. Renowned Ryland's the government is to work for black activist, he is my who is not in Farooq's camp Joseph, David, Moses or scholar, F.F. Bruce has made all the people, we must brother and we do have a and would say that, if Farooq Isaih for that matt.er? The this comment in view of the become more closely involved dream! is a true truth-seeker, he only source we know of is the previous statement: in it. should be open to change his one Farooq ~ferred to and Dawn McMillan There is no body of an­ position if the evidence so then disclaimed as a "tertiary cient literature in the compels him to change. I do source" (third rank in impor· not imply that Farooq is not tance or value). Somewhat world which enjoys such a wealth of good textual All UCF students owe a - ti.ons Commission for their open to change, only that if he confusing,eh? . attestation as the New debt of thanks to the efficiency and their is truly a truth-seeker he · Farooq's "t.ertiary sources" Testament. Student Government Elec- dedication. should be. have obviously a reference to I thought it odd -that the New Testament portion Charlie Thrall

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• ) ) ) ) ) page9 . .. Jazz Blues · Former Blues Brother Lou Marini to appear in concert with UCF Jazz.Lab

by Larry Thompson the Student Center Auditorium. Entertainment editor Tickets are $3 and will be available at the door. Lou Marini hasn't seen his great Marini is probably best known for aunt in more than 12 years. So his his role as "Blue Lou" in the Blues visit to Orlando will be a family Brothers Band, with whom he recor­ reunion of sorts. ded three albums. He also appeared in The New York-based saxophone the Blues Brothers movie. player with the "Saturday Night Live" Explaining the origin of the band, band said he's looking forward to he said, "(Jolin) Belushi had an enor­ being at UCF. His great aunt lives mous collection of R&B albums and only about 20 minutes from campus. he knew them all by heart. .It started But he will be in town for musical , off as a lark." After their appe.arance reasons also. Marini will be the on "Saturday Night Live," the band's featured artist with the UCF Jazz popularity increased. Lab in its spring concert. The concert Marini praised the competence of will be presented April 6, at 8 p.m. in Belushi and Dan Aykroyd, better

Marini, page 10 Rlue Lou with Elwood and Jake Blues in 1978. -

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"Together" "Winged Victory" PagelO Future-April 1, 1983 Orlando's SBT begins state tour by Bob Davis Future staff Kennith Rodriquez portrayed the cµild, keeping the audience laughing The Southern Ballet Theatre has throughout his highly animated begun its schedule of performances moves. as official state touring company by -' 'Romantique," a pas de deux presenting .Orlando audiences a featuring Rodriquez and Katrina preview of its repertory. Dvorsky, unfolded with slow, sen­ Three performances held at Valen­ sual movements. Moving against cia Community College, March the framework of Johann 25-27, included six works that Pachelbel 's ''Canon in D, '' both showcased the versatility of the dancers seemed to be reaching for company's 14 dancers. something mystically unattainable. ''The Shepherd on the Rock,'' And "Elements," a pure move­ choreographed by Artistic Director, ment piece, melded synthesizer ac­ Barbara Riggins, paid homage to companiment and unusual lighting • both classical style and the music of to crea,te a striking mood. Franz Schubert. Precise, clean Despite a few correctable weak movement, by Eliza Harwood and spots, the Southern Ballet Theatre Bradley McCaskill, brought this is showing a great deal of promise as serious piece to life. it readies for the road. Part of the The ~ompany's humorous side company's schedule includes: came alive in ·"Misalliance," a spoof April 9, 8 p.m on the combination of classical and Vero Beach touring concert modern dance. A marriage of the April 13, 8 p.m two elements produced a perplexed University of Florida child wearing half a tutu and a con­ April 16, 8 p.m fused expression. The Springs, with FSO April 17, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Sunday Brunch, SBT studio Also in April, the Southern Ballet Theatre will present world-famous artists, Les Ballets Trockadero, April 26, at the Bob Carr Perform­ ing Arts Centre. ..

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Lou Marini known then as Joliet Jake and Elwood Blues. "I've never been in­ volved in anything that was handled · the way they handled it," he said. In addition to his ~ent SNL duties, Marini has been busy in the studio, having just completed tracks on Aretha Franklin's latest album. He has been playing the New York club scene with Dr. John as well as jam- '. 1875. ming with what he described a~ "an intricate, involved horn band" called .. .&• ~,.... Coors College-, Miss. • French Toast. But his real "bread and ~~iah T. Coors inven~first college fratern~ty. J butter," he said, is playing jingles and commercials. "It never gets boring," _ ,,~!~6~=::>,:.. .· But celebrates with Coors Beer "·=:=::==;·:>'~ ·~?:>.f:~-~ ~=t~~:~;f;<~~;;'.~(;. ·.·.·.·.··.·:-.•.:;;< he said with a chuckle. Marini began developing his .. ·t; .-. (= n.ly after he invents sororities, too. • blues-oriented style as a member of the prestigious North Texas State 1:00 Lab Band from 1964-1969. He has since worked with such ar­ tists as Diana Ross, Stevie Wonder, Woody Herman and Frank Zappa. He has also presented more than 200 campus clinics and will soon publish a The fresh, clean taste of Coors Premium and Coors Light is rewriting history. number of original big band com­ positions, he said. Future-April 1, 1983 Pagell

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111115-31 SENATORS . BILL RES. RES. RES. RES. BILL Introduced by Sen. Luci Johnson. Allocates $8250 to pur­ 15-31 15-9 15-20 15-23 15-24 15-43 chase materials for the construction of a covered bike storage Spraker, Cindy ' B y B B y B area. The use of this bike storage Is for commuter and resident Johnson, Luci y y y y N y students. Payas, Carlos y y Knox, Monty A y A A N A Resolutlon 15-9 Posslen, Richard c y c c y c Co-Introduced by Sen. Cindy Spraker and Sen. Tim Skaggs. Skaggs, Tim c y C · c y c Extends syllabus Ad Hoc Committee to Include an activities Panllllo, Eva L y L L y L portion In the ''On Course" guide, to be updated by the com­ Halbert, Stan A y A A y A mittee before each new publication. Johnson, Kathleen M y M M y M Fish, Richard A A A ~ Resolutlon 15-20 Thakkar, cheetra T T T T Introduced by Sen. Stan Halbert. Recommends to the ad­ Harriman, Sherri I y I I y I ministration that library hours be extended the last two weeks Havlll, Kyle 0 y 0 0 N 0 of the semester to facllltate studying. Giii, John N A N N y N Raymond, Dorothy . y y Resolutlon 15-23 Bush, Janet y y Introduced by Sen . Mary MacArthur. Expresses the gratitude Jay, Susan of the Student Body to Coach Eugene (Torchy) Clark for his out­ Rotter, Rob y N standing contribution to UCF. Joseph, Sam A Britton, Keith Resolutlon 15-24 MacArthur, Mary y y Co-Introduced by Sen. Tim Skaggs and Sen. Janet Bush. Randolph, Tom Urges the administration to allow any student needing 9 Geary, Mark N y semester hours or less who would be graduating In the sum­ Feuerstein, Jim y y mer to participate In graudatlon ceremonies the previous Adams, Deborah y . y spring. Burkett, Robert y y Kiser, Dave 111115-43 Introduced by Sen. Jim Feuerstein. Allocates $200 to the Puer­ to Rican-American Social and Cultural Club Art Show to be held March 31 through aprll 2, 1983. Re1pecffully Submitted, lhe 15th Student Senate Page 13 Sports week Robinson delights UCF with a ·hardball clinic

by Lee Lerner Rawlings glove tomorrow and go out Sports editor and smother a ground ball. The seasons in the sun have taken a On the UCF baseball facilities toll on his face. His hair is thinning Wednesday afternoon for a and starling to grey. He's picked up a promotional baseball clinic for Busch few pounds around the waist, but beer, the 45-year-old Robinson held even still, Brooks Calbert Robinson the attention of about a dozen Little looks as though he could slap on his Leaguers, the UCF baseball team and visiting FIT, while he expoused on some of the finer points of fielding and .. hitting. When Robinson picked up a youngster's glove to demonstrate a point, he .seemed awkwardly dressed in his grey slacks, burgundy sweater and black dress shoes. For 23 years this man donned Oriole fatigues and guarded the third · base line in Baltimore like a soldier. . Nevertheless, Robinson is not in an awkward position. On the contrary, Eileen Samelson/Future he's extremely happy with his life as Brooks Robinson baseball cards through the years. Robinson signed it is. autographs and gave batting and fielding tips in a baseball clinic held at UCF For the last five years, he's been on Wednesday. doing color broadcasting for the Eiieen Samelson/Future Orioles' telecasts. He's living happily the last year and a half and this year "My life's been exciting and it's Robinson shows the form that ear- in Baltimore with his wife and four he'll travel throughout Florida and going exactly the way I hoped it ned him' the title of "the human . children. He has been doing up the east coast promoting the would go,'' Robinson said. vacuum." promotional work for Busch beer for product. Robinson, page 15 Sports Baseball team ready to battle F I T view by Dan Russo O'Dell, Jay Wollenburg, Mark 7-4 victory, March 26. It was the Future sports Deglomine, and Kenny Wright, all Knights' second loss to the Moc­ batting well over .300. Senior Tim casins in two days and their fifth by Lee Lerner The UCF baseball team hopes to Foskett leads the Knights with a loss in six games. The Knights lost Sports editor improve on its conference record .4 77 batting average. to the Moes on March 25, 8-3. this weekend against FIT. The Foy has been the Knights' top pit­ Bergman said the players were Knights, 17-18-1 and 0-3 in con­ cher this season. Along with his 4-1 very intimidated by Florida ference play, will face the Engineers record, Foy has completed five of Southern, but said they could have Orlando can today in Melbourne and at UCF the six games he has started this done better. "They just didn't play tomorrow ·at 1 p.m. season. Foy has several UCF in­ up to their potential,'' Bergman forget the pro Right-hander Tom Foy (4-1) will dividual records including, most inn­ said. take the mound for the Knights in ings pitched, most wins, and most On March 26, UCF right-hander team dream today's game, and junior right­ games. Foy was tagged for·seven runs on 13 hander Brent Laycock will start Head coach Jay Bergman said he hits in pitching his fifth complete against FIT tomorrow. changed the pitching rotation for game of the season.' It was· the first Within the last two weeks, Orlando The Engineers have a 15-10 the FIT series, but other than that, loss of the season for Foy, whose has been hailed by many area media overall record and an 0-3 conference made no other lineup changes. record is now 4-1. bigwigs as a sports mecca for a . record. In action la:st week, Florida The lone bright spot for the professional team. Leading hitters for the Knights so Southern scored four runs on six Nothing could be further from the far this season have been, Jeff hits in the third inning en route to a Baseball, page 14 truth. To consider Orlando as a big league city, in any major sport, is a joke. When it comes to supporting pro sports, 0-ville can't even be con­ sidered minor league material. Orlan­ do, in its present state, is a sports wasteland.

Look at the Minnesota Twins. In • the heart of one of the busiest tourist areas in the world, at the height of the tourist season, Minnesota can't con­ sistantly sell out the 4,000 seat Tinker Field for spring training exhibition games. Granted, Minnesota is not the toast of baseball, but 4,000 seats during the heart of the tourist season is not a big order to fill.

A further slap in the face to the city is the almost total lack of support the minor league Orlando Twins baseball OOa1l1 receives. Even though they field a competitive team year after year, the crowds at their games are em­ barrassing. You can bet that the 0- Twins administration knows that UCF's Tim Foskett takes a swipe at a fastball. Foskett is leading the Knights in hitting this year. The Knights play Orlando, page 15 FIT today in Melbourne and tomorrow at UCF at 2 p.m .. Page 14 Future-April 1, 1983 Knights shaping up under Saban

by Mike Candelaria March 11, went about as expectied spring practice you don't worry Future sports and the scrimmage was set up to about winning, just giving culminate three weeks of hard work. everybody a fair shake,'' he said. T omorrow a ft ernoon the UCF · Sab ha h · · f th ll tea 1 ci ·t fir t an s used t e spnng practice to During his evaluation of the oo. a ~ cone u. es i s. s -e':er evaluate players returning from last spring practice sessions with -an m- , _10 tea squad, Saban said several players trasquad scrimmage at 3 p.m. ·at years 0 m. have especially impressed him and UCF. several others have showed promise. Among the players who have caught According to head coach Lou · "I think we'll have 10 or 15 Saban, spring practice, which began players that can help. us,'' Saban Saban's eye are quarterbacks Dana said. "We just wanted to find out Thyhsen, Raymond Agee, and who were the starters and who were Glenn McCombs; offensive linemen Golf team_s · Charlie Miller and University of the backups. We've tried to test the plCyarea players at different positions. Florida transfer, Preston Roberts. "No:w we have a good idea where Wide receiver Jeff Froehlich was the players can play.'' another offensive player that got matches special mention. Defensive players Darrell Rudd, Greg Atterberry, by Jeff Frederick Although Saban has evaluated the Glen Whelpley and Jaime Lugo, a Future sports players, he said he hasn't thought quarterback last year also impress­ ,- too much about a starting lineup for. ed Saban. . The UCF men's golf team placed next year. "It's too early to worry fifth in the Central Florida Col­ about players competing against legiate Invitational . Tournament each other," he said. The team will resume practice in last week at the Cape Orlando Golf mid August. They open their regular Eileen Samelson/Future Club. As for the scrimmage, Saban said season at home_in the Tangerine Bowl Lou Saban directs his players The Knights were led by Brad the emphasis will be on evaluation, on Sept. 3 against Elizabeth City during practice. Estes in this competition won by not a particular team winning. "In State. Division I Georgia Tech. The field also included several other top Divi: sion I teams from the region. Baseball----....;...______..:.....------frompage13 · After three rounds of the Sun­ shine State Conference Tournament this week, the Knights were in third Knights on March 26 was a three­ chers for 16 hits on the way to an 8-3 Joe Sickles and Rood Nickles led the place, behind Florida Southern and run home run in the eighth inning by victory over the Knights. The Moes Moes offensively. Nickles had four Rollins. Leading the t_eam thus far Butch Vinson. got a fine performance by pitcher hits for the day and Sickles had were Estes and John DiMarco. Vinson leads the Knights with Paul Imig. Imig limited the Knights three, including a home run. In women's golf action nine home runs ancl in RBI's with to four hits while striking out 12. He Offensively for the Knights, Jeff The women's team is par­ 33. Also for the Knights, Mark raised his season record to 6-0. 0 'Dell hit a two-run homer in the ticipating in the Palm Coast Invita­ Deglomine and catcher Jim UCF starter John Flynn pitched first inning for a short-lived UCF tional this week. Currently,. they are Hawkins had two hits apiece. the first five innings before being lead, and Jay Wollenburg had two third place, ahead of such teams as In Friday's action, Florida relieved by right-hander Laycock. ·hits. Minnesota and Northwestern. Southern pounded two UCF pit- Florida Southern All-americans

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Being in Florida at this time of year play with anybody 100 years ago. "In this society that we live in, en­ doesn't make Robinson long for days And those guys, the good ones, couid tertainers and athlet.es are gonna past. In fact, he claims that he would play with anybody now." make more than anybody else, and never consider a coaching job in He doesn't regret the era he played that's never gonna change," Robin­ baseball. "I never want to put on a in, but confided that if he played son said. "If the importance of your uniform again," he said. today he could command as much job dictated how much you were gon· "I'm happy doing just what I'm money as anybody else. na make, then I would say baseball doing. I had a chance to manage in the Still, he doesn't advocat;e today's major leagues, but I turned it down free market syst.em. He is, however, Orlando. ------~-----frompageI3 with Texas, so managing doesn't aware that today's game is a big en­ really int.erest me at all. I like being t;ertainment business. home now and doing the things I've summer in Florida is slow tourist feasible than anything else, it is still been doing,'' he said. "The salaries today, you look at time. Trying to support a major inane. During his 23 ·years at Baltimore, them, and. nobody's worth that kind league t.eam during this off season Pro basketball tickets are notoriously higher than many other Robinson became known by baseball of money. And I think the players would be suicide. fans as ''the human vacuum.'' Past realize that .too. They realize they're Another problem is a stadium comparable sporting events. How suitable to play baseball in. It· does well would this set with tourist baseball followers have proclaimed lucky to be making the kind of money not exist. And keeping in mind the ill· families or our elderly residents on him as the best defensive third they're making. But I don't have any fat.ad "Penny for Progress" tax of the limited budgets? baseman to have played the game. regrets. Today's game features a host of "I'm happy that I played when I last year, could Orlando really expect , The three successful college basketball t.eams in UCF, sparkling new third basemen and the did and I'm happy that I got out, of to get a stadium built? our area, Forget it. Rollins and St.etson all suffer in the inevitable comparlsons are made by the game when I did. I wouldn't have Luckily, the idea for an Orlando pro attendance columns. What are the the cont.emporary fan. want.ad it any other way,'' he said. ·chances that a losing pro team would "It depends on -who you wat.ched," football franchise has not ent.ered the realm of real world conversation draw much bett.er? Robinson said. "The people who wat­ With today's salaries come a cer­ recently. Good thing. The att.endance When it comes to hosting pro sports,. ched all those players play probably tain entertainment responsibility at the UCF football massacres and perhaps Orlando would be better

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*To ensure your place in these courses, REGISTER for them NOW by PHONE to SOC (855- 0881) - 10·5 any day. You then register for Main Campus Courses at your s~heduled appoint­ ment time by going to the Problem Table.

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VOCATIONAL EDUCATION AND GRADUATE ENGINEERING CLASSES ALSO AVAILABLE AT soc

COMPUTER SERVICES AT SO.C: We have a Decwriter II computer terminal tied to the main campus. UCF students located in SOC' s service area are encouraged to use this equipment.