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B Here at Northside, there are always men- Team does, however. Every year the Math Team wicz said. tions of all sorts of sports teams, but in addition also faces at least seventeen challenging com- Each contest lasts thirty minutes and has to that there are intellectual teams as well. The petitions, ranging from the 20-question City of six questions, with various levels of difficulty. Math Team is one such group of students, and Chicago Math League (CCML), to the Illinois Knowledge of calculus is not necessary at all; it is important to know what these students do. Council of Teachers of Mathematics (ICTM), to anywhere from two to four of the questions The Math Team is led by Ms. Jill Naughton and the relatively short Illinois Math League (IML) require only familiarity with elementary algebra, Ms. Elizabeth Tomasiewicz. It brings together competition. while the last couple of questions are typically a large number of students interested in math. The next competition is the IML, one of the harder, longer, and trickier, and challenge even Within the Math Team, the students are split up several contests put forth by the Math League. the best math students. “Of course, the problems are challeng- ing, each at its own The level. But it is nice to

oof go through the solu- tions later as a group,” Ms. Tomasiewicz said. For each of the Vol. 8 No. 5 Northside College Preparatory High School January 2007 Vol. six contests, a school’s “team score” is the sum of the 5, or fewer, highest scores on that particular test, and H winners are deter- mined at the end of each school year by the sum of all these scores. Previously, Northside’s Math Team has always done well, with high rank- ings and scores within Illinois. This year, on the first contest in Northside’s students sit down to the grueling IML Competition test and carefully think through their solutions to November, Northside’s various problems. score was 22 points Photo by Neha Alam out of a possible 30 points. There was no into groups, mostly according to what year of The Math League was formed in 1977 by Steven December contest, and the results for the upcom- math they are currently taking, and if that year R. Conrad and Daniel Flegler and has a depart- ing January competition should be available is considered In Progress – if the student is cur- ment in practically every state. The IML is one somewhere around mid-Jaunary. rently taking it – or Accelerated – if the student is of the better known contests within the Math The next IML competition will be on between two levels in progress (with the excep- League, and similar competitions occur through- Tuesday, January 9, 2007. Because this competi- tion of cases in which one particular group is out the year in the other participating states as tion is open to all, every student at Northside is lacking students, and then some students from well. encouraged to participate. The competition will the level above are brought down to that group). The six annual IML competitions are open to be held in Ms. Tomasiewicz’s room, room 321, The Math Team meets every possible Thursday, everybody. around 3:20 pm. The competition lasts only half and, during these meetings, each group takes “I encourage students to take this test, an hour, but that time spent can help Northside News pages 1-4 practice tests pertinent to their level. because it is fun. It allows students to be part of achieve even greater standards. Gathering once a week to solve some practice a large group of classmates, and it helps arouse •Alumni return December 21 •Band and choral classes perform Financing the Future A&E pages 6-7 •The buzz on Blood Diamnod Northside holds its annual Financial Aid Night

Centerfold pages 8-9 by Mohammad Khaleelullah me to understand the whole process niors, which is a good thing because attend future events. •Marijuana meds Finding appropriate financial better, and I felt satisfied that I it doesn’t hurt to think early.” “The event was good,” Kristian aid and being able to navigate the came to the event.” By the end of the event, attend- Estrada, Adv. 708, said. “And it •Caffeine catastrophe obstacle-course of applications With the high number of ees were happy they could make the definitely plugged some holes in the are matters that grow ever more students in attendance, once again trip and advised other students to process.” Features pages 10-11 pertinent as students approach an event setup by the •JSA fundraises for D.C. college fees. On Tuesday December counseling department •Open mic a success 5th, 2006, Northside held its an- has received a warm nual Financial Aid Night with the response from the Editorial pages 12-14 Financial Aid Director of Loyola students. The counsel- •The task before Mr. Rodgers University. The two-hour event was ing department and geared for Northside students to get Northside itself along •No hablo ingles! an understanding of the process of with its teachers have Sports pages 15-16 filing and receiving financial aid for always tried their best college. The event has been success- to help their students •Men’s Varsity Basketball in ful in the past and the Counseling prepare for the needs the lead Department believes the event will of college, through the benefit the students for their future. application process, The speaker Mark L. Linden- and whatever tidbits meyer was ready to share infor- college life requires. mation with the many attendees “I think the coun- in the audience. The auditorium seling office has been was mostly filled with seniors and great with [the seniors] their parents, with a few juniors. throughout this entire The structure of the talk was loose process of applying to with questions welcomed from the colleges,” Salvia Asad, audience. Mr. Lindenmeyer went Adv. 708, said. “Events through some of the different ques- like this and the other tions on the Free Application for things such as the Federal Student Aid (FAFSA). He tables set up outside gave out tips for some of the tricky the cafeteria during and most misunderstood questions lunches have really had and advice to those who needed it. a positive impact on all Many students and parents took the students, not just advantage of the event. the seniors applying “I was glad that he let us ask to schools this year. questions in between for things It exposes what every Robert Garcia, Adv. 706, sits alongside his family as they all listen and learn as we still didn’t understand,” Ikram student will be facing in much as possible about Financial Aid. Khan, Adv. 800, said. “It allowed [his or her] future as se- Photo by Mohammad Khaleelullah Page 2 News The Hoof Beat “Magical Moments” with the Band Northside College Three ensembles bring holiday spirit to Prep High School by Andrea Ljevar 900, on bass, and Charlie They were really good and in “I thought the concert On December 20, 2006, Snyder, Adv. 902, on drums. unison,” Plamena Daskalova, was good considering we’ve the Jazz Ensemble, Begin- After Jazz Ensemble, Adv. 904, an audience mem- been preparing the four ning Band, and Concert there was a quick intermis- ber, said. pieces we played since the 5501 N. Kedzie Band gave a successful first sion to set up the stage for The members were also start of school,” Christopher performance for the school the Beginning Band. All 95 proud of their performance Lam, Adv. 907, alto saxo- year. Appropriately titled members of Beginning Band in the concert. phone, said. Chicago, IL 60625 “Magical Moments,” the The concert three bands went smoothly, Tel: (773) 534-3954 performed with only minor holiday songs, problems coming serving as a from the micro- Fax: (773) 534-3964 suitable begin- phone. Mr. Bob ning to the Solomon kept the approaching crowd’s attention winter break. by informing the Mr. students and par- Principal: Dr. James Lalley Michael Lill, ents about current band director, events at school Assistant Principal: worked to pull during the inter- Ms. Lisa Moreno this concert missions between together and each of the three Advisor: Mr. Chester Tylinski felt all the ef- ensembles. fort paid off. Mr. Lill felt that “I was the only obstacles Editors-In-Chief: Damon Beres, very im- he encountered pressed with were “logistics.” Aliy Markowski all the group ”We had two performances. days to figure out Copy Editors: Maxwell Brown, I think it was how to get 170 Natalia Emanuel one of the people where they best, from should be on time, Managing Editor: Kana Yoo a musical tuned up, etc. standpoint, And only having Assistant Managing Editor: Rachel December Northside’s Beggining Band, comprised of over 90 students, takes to the stage one Jazz Band Hautzinger concerts so with the uplifting “Jingle Bells.” rehearsal on stage,” far,” Mr. Lill Photo by Andrea Ljevar Mr. Lill said. Chief Layout Editor: Geethi Abra- said. packed the stage with a large “I think we did pretty The complica- Jazz Ensemble was the ham percussion made up of 26 good in the two months tions that affected the Band first of the three bands up, students. To some of Begin- we had to learn the songs,” concert were not evident to opening to a large audi- ning Band members, this Derick Ruiz, Adv. 904, trom- the audience, who thought ence of family, friends, and was the first time they have bone, said. that the band concert was News Editor: Ashraf Abbas members from the other two played their instruments in After Beginning Band one of the best band concerts bands. Jazz Ensemble opened Features Editor: Elizabeth Jose front of an audience. finished up their set, Concert they had attended. the show with “World’s With two months to Band took the stage. Dressed “Compared to last year’s Centerfold Editor: Abir Usman Shortest Blues” by Beach. prepare, the audience felt that in their black uniforms, the band concert, I think this one They played a total of seven the members of Beginning band started their first song, was better,” Tiffany Moran, Editorial Editor: Muamera Hadzic songs and an additional Jazz Band did a nice job. “The Most Wonderful Time Adv. 901, said. “Everyone Combo was performed by Arts and Entertainment Editor: “I think that the Begin- of the Year” by Pola Wyle, was in harmony and the Steve Solomon, Adv. 810, on ning Band was a surprise hit. and arranged by Moss. holiday music got me excited Patricia Radkowski piano, Theodore Kalaw, Adv. about winter vacation.” Sports Editor: Geethi Abraham Songs to warm the spirit Photo Editors: Neha Alam, Zenobia Gonsalves Northside’s Annual Choral Concert Art Editor: Vasiliki Mitrakos by Abir Usman the evening with five pieces including Ms. Nythia Rivera began with the idea Every year, the Northside com- one, “Non Nobis Domine”, which of creating two ensembles of Madri- Editorial Art Editor: Liz Born munity is fortunate enough to view the was performed by a select group of gal Ensemble, which is music based artistic flair of fellow Northsiders. The individuals. “Non Nobis Domine” was on the Renaissance and of Vocal Jazz Polling Managers: Shoaib Ali, Mo- choral concert, which took place on De- performed in a cappella, which is to Ensemble. cember 8th, was a stupendous display sing without instrumental aid. It was a The night came to a close with the hammad Kahleelullah of discipline, creativity, and above all, tremendous accomplishment consider- Concert Choir. They performed “What musical talent. ing it was performed by a group of Sweeter Music”, which was the title of The event featured the Northside amateur performers. Both Male and Fe- the night’s event. Along with “What Reporters: Muhammad Akhtar, choir classes which formulate the male Ensembles performed two pieces Sweeter Music”, they performed three Beginning Girls Chorus, the Male and that left the crowd in awe. The Male Spanish Christmas Carols and songs of Zainab Bilfaqi, Liz Born, Sejla Female Ensembles, Vocal Jazz Ensem- Ensemble created a delicate ambiance King David and the Prophet Jeremiah. Dizdarevc, Sonya Dekhtyar, Ahmed ble and Concert Choir. The ensembles with a Spanish Christmas Carol and Soloists performed between the mixed and matched with the beginning shook it up with an Irish drinking song. various pieces of the ensembles. Marisa Imtiaz, Mohammad Khaleelulah, Boys Chorus performing with Girls The Female Ensemble created the same Buchheit, Adv. 701, performed “Lass Chorus and the Concert Choir. The ambiance with a Latin hymn and belted with the Delicate Air” and blew many Karolina Maslanka, Farrukh Concert Choir also consists of the Male out “Hark, I Hear the Harps Eternal” members of the audience away with the Mukhtar, Nadir Rashid, Michelle and Female ensembles. The choral with a contagious beat. high pitched notes and insightful lyrics. ensembles harmonized a diverse selec- The Vocal Jazz Ensemble per- The next Choral concert will feature Zacarias, Zlatana Alibegovic, tion of pieces ranging from Spanish formed for the very first time and the Advanced Band and Orchestra Christmas carols to vintage American managed to uphold high expectations Ensembles on February 21st. The an- Jordan Garcia, Bridget Illing, Sarah songs such as Moon River. after the beautiful performance of nual spring concert will be held on May Jose, Helen Liutongco, Andrea The beginning Girls Chorus began “Moon River” and “Detour Ahead”. 18th. Ljevar, Mohammad Rahman, Riaz Shaikh

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Northside’s Beginning Girls’ Chorus gets ready to sing their hearts out for their admiring audience. Photo by Abir Usman Page 2 News The Hoof Beat January 2007 News Page 3 From generation to generation Winter Northside’s Alumni Speak Night Orchestra by Rachel Hautzinger that he loves poetry, quoted Tennyson’s tives. On Thursday, December 21, Ulysses, “Tis not too late to seek a “You can never really know what Northside College Prep Alumni gave newer world.” A board of alumni, the college experience is like until you Concert heats up current Northside students advice from consisted of: Moss, Sebastian Arias, talk to the people who’ve been there. a more experienced perspective. The an ’05 alumnus at Harvard University; Not books, pamphlets, or anything evening began with an open forum Mari Gordon, an ’05 alumnus at the else,” Meghan Doherty, Adv. 702, said. the holidays where everyone got the chance to speak University of Illinois at Urbana Cham- Alumni on the board and in the with an alumnus. This person to person paign; Michael Kato, an ’02 alumnus audience came from a variety of differ- by Patricia Radkowski interaction was followed by a question at Northwestern University; David ent colleges, and therefore had a unique Parents and students alike crowded the Cedric Hampton and answer presentation with a board Peterson, an ’02 alumnus at the Univer- collection of stories to share. They Auditorium on Friday, December 15th to hear the Northside of alumni. The event finished off with sity of Michigan; and Lydia Yeh, an ’05 made sure to detail to the audience Winter Orchestra Concert. The concert started late at half what made their col- past seven in the evening with announcements from Mr. Bob lege special. Many Solomon. With the guidance of Mr. Leo Park, Fine Arts alumni passed on Department, four groups of Northside musicians presented advice concerning their inner muse. what they believe The Beginning Orchestra, numbering sixty-nine perform- one should know ers, commenced the concert with five short pieces. about life after high “This is the first time that I am giving five pieces to Begin- school. The issues ning Strings,” Mr. Park said. “They started in mid-September covered during the and it’s pretty amazing that they can go out there and execute session included size, the way that they do. I put a new piece in front of them last college visits, money, week.” parents’ responsibili- Starting with the smooth “Dance in D” and ending with ties, and majors. the foreboding “Roundelay in D,” the Beginning Orches- “Take advantages tra was thoroughly applauded The strings performed three of the opportuni- other songs, “Jolly Old St. Nick,” “Main Street March,” and ties college can give “Christmas Reflections,” proving that they could muster more you,” Arias said. than just pieces in the key of D. The orchestra made only a “Go in with an open handful of mistakes, at which music-savvy audience members mind and consider politely smiled. Despite a few errors, the Beginning Strings different aspects.” left the stage to thunderous clapping and optimism from their “Go in there and maestro. take whatever you “I’m very much looking forward to the rest of the year,” want from college,” Mr. Park said. said Yeh. “Don’t The Chamber Strings filled the empty seats as Mr. Park fixate yourself and praised the Beginning Strings, again. The Chamber Strings figure out a way to played the sad “Declarations,” all five movements of “Holberg not just be a number Suite for Strings,” and all three movements of “Concerto for in a huge crowd.” Guitar in D Major.” Northside stu- Elisabeth Graham, Adv. 704, viola soloist, and Carmen William T. Hagen, Northside Alumni ‘06, explains his college experience to the audience of dents from all grade Abelson, Adv. 900, violin soloist, both led a piece performed Northside juniors and seniors. levels attended the by the Chamber Orchestra. Photo by Kana Yoo event to start prepar- Tom Clippert, guitar soloist, assisted the Chamber Or- ing for college. chestra with parts of their last piece, “Concerto for Guitar in pizza and more time for chit-chat. In alumnus at Bowdoin College. The board “I came because I realize how D Major,” and also played “Soepa for Guitar with Electronic order to give Northside students some addressed the audience, each giving a important it is to plan ahead,” Gabrielle Processing.” For this solo piece, Clippert used an electronic perspective on what college is like, five minute presentation of their college Frankel, Adv. 018, said. “Four years processor to repeat his guitar notes eight times. The song Northside’s Parent Network and the experiences. seems like a long time, but it really isn’t. came out wonderfully, judging by the wild applause. Alumni Association came together to “I came back to speak at Alumni I want to open my eyes to what’s out The Concert Orchestra then took to the stage. Perform- coordinate the event. Speak Night because Northside put me there.” ing “Sinfonia in D Major: Allegro” and “The Odyssey,” the “I came because I want students to where I am,” Yeh said. “Without it I “I want to get a better idea of the Concert Orchestra pleased the audience, as well. know what to expect for college,” said wouldn’t be where I am today. It’s the college experience,” Ryan Zotti, Adv. The Symphony Orchestra played four movements of the Elizabeth Moss, a class of ’05 alumnus best college prep place where you could 802, said. “Nutcracker Ballet.” The concert ended with their rendition who now attends the Illinois Institute be.” After the presentation, pizza was of “Sleigh Ride.” of Technology. “I also want students After each speaker shared their served while Northside students talked That night, the audience was moved not only by the to realize wherever you go you will experiences, the floor was opened up more with alumni to gain some last harmonic sounds of the orchestra, most of which were in D, succeed.” to questions from both students and par- minute advice. but also by the sea of bows swaying in unison. The orchestra Dr. Lalley began the question and ents. The board responded to most of “College is the best four years of performed as a family, collaborating to create pleasure for the answer session with an address. He the questions, but various alumni from your life,” Peterson said. “Go out there ears. When the audience applauded, they were celebrating not spoke of how Northside students strive the audience also put in their opinions and have fun!” only the beauty of the music, but the achievements of the or- for excellence in all things, and as it is to give questioners different perspec- chestra as a whole: their time, their effort, and their dexterity. Northside’s Debatable Rankings Surprising performance in fourth debate tournament by Muamera Hadzic fourth tournament began and Northside was a single resolution. All proposed plans must policy is not significant, in terms of the size For a relatively new program at North- able to send a total of 12 competitors. The comply with the resolution that the “The of the military, by any means. side, the Speech/Debate class started out location, Lake View High School, was the United States Federal government should “I thought our topicality arguments, well strong in the Chicago Debate League closest one to the north side thus far. The first establish a policy substantially increasing the actually all of arguments in the round, were tournaments at the beginning of the year. day was solely for the purpose of debating number of persons serving in one or more strong enough to win the debate as they were The Junior Varsity ‘A’ Conference was more two preliminary rounds which would transfer of the following national service programs: extremely logical and coherent,” Patricia than surprised at Northside’s winning debut, over to the next day of rounds to determine AmeriCorps, CitizenCorps, Senior Corps, Mazur, Adv. 701 said. taking first through fourth place at only the each school’s respective seat. Peace Corps, Learn and Serve America, and With three judges observing, Northside first tournament. In the fourth tournament, After four rounds of preliminary debates, the Armed Forces.” lost 2-1 and did not advance to the final after much needed experience and practice, the teams that would advance to quarter The plan proposed by Marmion Acad- round. Northside’s high placement is no longer finals were announced. Northside teams emy details that the “United States Supreme “It was a little bit ridiculous to see the secure. placed in four of the five quarter final rounds. Court should grant certiorari to the Thomas- semi-final round count as a loss, but then On January 12th, the two day long, Unlike the three tournaments before, only son v. Perry case and find that the “Don’t ask, all of the previous rounds we had debated one team made it to Don’t Tell,” policy violates the first amend- started to make more sense, on part of the the semi final round. ment of the United States Constitution.” judges’ behavior,” Jennifer Friedman, Adv. Trevor Woodland, “It became apparent well into the debate 904 said. Adv. 706 and Elizabeth that although the affirmative side was “Losing is not the issue, although it Granato, Adv. 706 prepared with evidence, they lacked a strong would have been nice to win, rather it is the represented Northside logical response to many attacks made by the fact that judges see it fit to comment upon be- against Marmion negative side,” Zlatana Alibegovic, Adv 909, havior and aspects of the debate that should Catholic Military said. not be taken into account when judging,” Academy in one of the Northside ran several disadvantages Elizabeth Granato, Adv 706, said. two semi final rounds. against the plan, each of which detail a Despite the disappointing results, North- After flipping different negative effect if the plan is passed side left somewhat victoriously. Northside a coin, Northside and its lasting impact on our society. Two of took fourth through tenth place in speaking chose to negate and the disadvantages were newly constructed. awards, as well as first place. Additionally, Marmion Academy Northside attacked Marmion’s plan text Northside has the largest number of eligible ran their newly con- through Topicality arguments, which aim to competitors for the Conference and City structed plan: “Don’t prove that the plan is not topical to the reso- Championship due to overall high rankings Ask, Don’t Tell.” In lution and therefore should not be debated it has been able to achieve, even in its short accordance with rules upon. One argument expanded upon the debating history. Conference Championship and deadlines, compet- inappropriate use of the word ‘certiorari’ and takes place February 12th-14th where North- ing schools are allowed the inability for any branch of government to side has advanced 11 of its competitors. to propose new plans ensure that the Supreme Court would con- “We definitely have things to look for- for debate. These plans sider rehearing the case, much less passing ward to for Conference and City Champion- are different than the it, since it has already once been ruled upon. ships, as well as some extra preparing, but the Trevor Woodland, Adv. 706, looks on as Elizabeth Granato, four plans provided by The second argument showed that the word unfriendly atmosphere of the last tournament Adv. 706, speeds through her first affirmative constructive the Chicago Debate ‘substantially’ in the original resolution was simply allows us to see that we are there to speech. League in the Core not being met by this plan, seeing as to how compete and should do so forcefully,” Patri- Photo by Muamera Hadzic Files that pertain to an increase in troops due to repealing the cia Mazur, Adv. 701, said. Page 4 Features The Hoof Beat “Déjà Vu” about Denzel by Riaz Shaikh Carlin searches Kuchever’s house, which leads to an police and FBI. Déjà vu, one of the world’s most mystifying extreme chase after the bomber both in the present and four This film was very exciting and met the standards of an phenomena, is also one of the most profitable. Grossing a days in the past. At this point, he realizes that Pryzwarra’s enjoyable thriller. It was complete with jaw-dropping action stunning $20,574,802 in the box office during its first week, team possesses a time view machine, accidentally devised in and amazingly exciting suspense. The movie tricks viewers’ director Tony Scott’s latest feature film hit the nation’s top the science labs of Cambridge University. With the help of into thinking that they can expect what is going to happen ten for two weeks with a high of 3rd place in ranking (ac- genius Denny, played by Alexander Goldberg, Carlin is able in the next scene, only to shock the viewers with sharp plot cording to “http://www.rottentomatoes.com”). to capture the terrorist, Carrol Oerstadt, (amazingly potrayed twists. This is just one of the many confusing puzzles that en- The film boldly confronts the question of déjà vu by James Caviezel). From here the film takes many twists hance the film. One disappointing aspect of the film was the being a complex mind trick attributed to accurately mis- and ends up with Carlin attempting to go back into the past ending. Throughout the movie, viewers are held in their seats led senses or the cold reality behind paramnesia. Denzel to save the life of Kuchever. Carlin successfully returns to with action, suspense, and an amazing plot until the ending. Washington plays the role of ATF (Alcohol, Tobacco, and the past and after re-tracking the investigation steps he finds The ending was too abrupt. It really destroyed the plot be- Firearms) agent Doug Carlin, who is investigating the crime Kuchever hostage and manages to save her from Cavieszel. cause the film, as well as déjà vu, is intended to be complex scene of a ferry explosion. Within hours of the investiga- Mind you, while in the past Carlin is the only one aware and strategic. It doesn’t seem appropriate for a complicated tion, Carlin affirms that it was no mere accident, but rather of the bomb and the time view machine that he has used movie with a complicated subject to finish so simplistically. a planned terrorist attack. His notion is intensified when the to bring himself back into the past. This complex makes The inclusion of an unusual romantic story is an aspect dead body of Carla Kuchever (Paulla Patton) floats ashore. the odds even more difficult as he must gain the confidence that also disheartens this film. While busy with his investiga- It is at this point that Carlin grabs the attention of FBI agent of Kuchever, stop Cavieszel, and keep away from the local tion, Carlin falls into an unusual and bizarre love with Kuch- Pryzwarra (Van Kilmer). ever, just from viewing her pictures, a recording of her life in the past four days, and her mutilated corpse. Romance was not a feature that should be involved with such a thriller. The topic of the thriller itself is so abnormal that the addition of the romance distracts the attention of the view- ers. Déjà vu is meant to be the essence and main topic of the film. By incorporating a defined relationship between Carlin and Kuchever, the film seems to transform into more of a romance, and the relationship between the two characters makes the topic of déjà vu seem nonessential. On the whole a romance and thriller don’t work harmoniously in one picture. Another bothersome element was the technol- ogy used in the film. In a scene involving a time- view-machine, Carlin jumps half-naked into a 2’ x 3’ clear box and the camera angle is somewhat spherical, so his head appears disproportional to his body. After hopping into the box and giving his farewells, Carlin is surrounded by farfetched disco-lights which were completely unfitting. He looked more as if he was being checked out at the counter of a corner store cash-register. Although, no matter how awful the special effects may be, Washington displayed a beautiful performance. As an actor, Washington excellently captures the good-guy cop role and displays a stunning performance with his satirical remarks and quick wit. Even though the movie and Washington’s acting are enjoyable, Washington tends to grab the same types of role in each of his movies. In many of his movies, including “Training Day,” “Out of Time,” “Man on Fire,” and “Remember the Titans,” Washington drifts to portray the witty and intelligent character, who is generally a police officer. No doubt, Washington always displays magnificent talent and vigor in his mov- ies, but it would be enjoyable watching a movie in which he assumes more diverse roles. Contrary to what some critics’ negative re- views have said, “Déjà Vu” is an interesting and “Deja Vu” promotional poster. worthwhile film. The intense violence and graphic Courtesy of www.amazon.com. scenes intensified the thrill in the movie creating an exciting experience. “Deck the Halls” with boughs of predictability by Andrea Ljevar understand his disinclination. Broderick tries These scenes provide comedic moments but throughout the hectic holiday season. But, In “Deck the Halls,” there’s a com- to be fatherly, but his unwillingness is present it may be going too far in a family movie. having to sit through “Deck the Halls” will petitive neighbor, an unsuccessfully persistent as if he knows that the movie he is making “Deck the Halls” is a Christmas comedy with be the same as having to hear Grandpa Louie father, and rivalry for the most decorated isn’t anything extraordinary. reused material; it should stick to children recount his days in World War II for the house. Haven’t we seen this before? Yes. The flimsy cast makes this mediocre who are experiencing the joy of a movie like twentieth time. With reused material, dreary “Deck the Halls” is yet another Christmas movie develop into an annoying one. Kristen this for the first time, opposed to trying to characters, and conflict between which de- movie, mediocre at best, with actors half- Davis (“Sex in the City”) plays Broderick’s unsuccessfully appeal to everyone. mographic it’s trying to appeal to, “Deck the heartedly filling stereotypical roles found in wife, the Stepford Wife clone, making Davis’ A Christmas movie can be enjoyable Halls” falls into the pile of Christmas movies every Christmas movie. role of the stay at home mom improbable for those who need some Christmas cheer that will be forgotten by the New Year. Steve Finch (Matthew Broderick) and one-dimensional. Kristin Che- lives in a quiet suburban town in which he noweth plays DeVito’s wife. Her nasal is considered the “Christmas guy.” Buddy voice, sexual innuendos, and trashy Hall (Danny DeVito), the “wacky neighbor”, persona make her the polar opposite moves across the street with his family and of Davis, yet they are unrealistically decides he wants to make his house visible quick to befriend each other. Even from outer space using Christmas lights. As more annoying is that the two mothers Hall becomes more and more involved in the are DeVito’s twin daughters (Sabrina annual town Winter Festival, he becomes and Kelly Aldridge). The twin actress- known as the “Christmas guy,” striking es try to play the role of fifteen–year- jealousy within Broderick. The two compete olds, but dramatically fail, revealing throughout the movie to hold the title of the their true post-adolescent selves. Their “Christmas guy.” All the while their families timing is off and one can practically suffer the consequences. see them mouthing their lines before The moral is not who gets the they say them. honor, but rather if the two men are able to “Deck the Halls” is a family realize Christmas is about their families. The movie, if by family movie it means movie fails to be convincing as the moral is trying too hard to appeal to both the feebly portrayed, crammed in the last few ten-year-old child and the parent who moments. The movie manages to look ap- was dragged there. While the children pealing, but watching a minute of it reveals may find the setting magical and the the lackluster characters. Audiences might Christmas lesson worthwhile, the even feel the actors’ pain in having to be parents are treated to several sexual part of a movie whose theme is constantly innuendos. DeVito’s teenage daughters recycled. and Finch’s daughter perform a risqué Matthew Broderick struggles to dance at the Winter Festival while make his role as a straight-edge father believ- the fathers make cat calls without able. But one may pity the guy; the highlight realizing that it is their daughters. of his career was playing Ferris Bueller in Broderick’s son becomes fascinated “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off ” 20 years ago and with the twins, even watching them as “Deck the Halls” promotional poster. now to be subjected to this role? One can they have their “friendly” pillow fight. Courtesy of www.amazon.com. Page 4 Features The Hoof Beat January 2007 Features Page 3 “The Holiday” disaster Radtrocity by Rachel Hautzinger storyline. Kate Winslet, woman who is desper- previews, which weren’t The movie “The fighting to free herself ately still in love with her even that funny. Jack Holiday” attempts to be from a past love, finds ex, who is now getting Black, the leader of the Pig in the Sidewalk: the new “Love Actually.” a fellow fighter in Jack married. Her character film’s comedy, had to Both feature romantic Black. She raises her is not as interesting as be severely toned down not literal comedy storylines cen- self-esteem by helping the elderly Jewish movie to work in his role, and tered on Christmastime to lift that of her new producer (Eli Wallach), the result isn’t that great. by Patricia Radkowski ers walk at all. But why dawdle so with all the characters neighbor, who happens whom she decides to The ending is also hor- With the New Year come New much? Ugh. I bet you even drive being scarily connected. to be a darling old movie help out. Jack Black rendous. The character’s Year resolutions. Though few teens the speed limit, don’t you? “The Holiday,” how- producer. Cameron plays her romantic inter- connections cause them set goals as challenging as Josh Manners really do make the ever, fails to bring the Diaz, on the other hand, est that’s just as desper- all to end up in England, Hartnett’s vows for Lent in “40 world a better place. When I was magical charm, wit, and meets Kate Winslet’s ately caught in a bad re- but the problems that Days and 40 Nights,” some people at The Cliff Lodge last year for feel-good attitude that brother and they click lationship and, as usual, arose in each relation- create elaborate behavior plans to Thanksgiving, I saw the perfect ex- made “Love Actually” instantly, but both are is probably the funniest ship aren’t resolved. The completely redefine themselves. ample of etiquette. A three-year-old so lovable. Although it too complicated to make thing in the movie. movie makers seem to As any good student of psychol- girl told her mother that her gum has a great cast, “The their relationship work Though the char- have relied too heavily ogy will tell you, it’s good to start fell on the floor. The mother picked Holiday” fall shorts of out perfectly. acters are engaging, on the cast to produce slowly with one goal. Northside’s up her daughter’s gum with a tissue bringing holiday cheer The characters in the storyline has been a big seller, but the cast goal for 2007 should be getting a while the little girl beamed with with its generic storyline, this story are delightful. reused in about half isn’t given much to work new freshmen class. Seeing that we pride as her mother praised her for failed jokes, and exten- They were unfortunately the romantic comedies with. can’t get that, how about we all try her honesty. How many people in sive running time. stuck with a terrible plot. made in America. There “The Holiday” also to be more considerate– in several the world would act like that three- “The Holiday” is The character of Aman- are no extremely cute relies on the stereo- aspects. year-old? the story of two women da (Cameron Diaz) is quirks to the story and types of the British and It can be argued that being Thankfully, we are all a skosh who have both failed the ultimate American no interesting twists American single to make considerate works both ways: you older than the little girl and can miserably in love and power woman. She has or turns. Everything is the movie. A lot of the can be considerate and do the pick our own gum up off of the desperately need a the life: amazing house, expected and the movie humor comes off of how right thing, or you can be consid- floor. Yet if you put your hands release from their life. cute boyfriend, and an drags on for far too long. the audience presumes erate and not say anything when under a desk or chair at Northside, On a whim, they decide extremely well-paying The movement between an American girl would someone else does the wrong thing chances are that your hands will their holidays might job. She has a fabulous the two countries doesn’t respond to rural England (like when Will Ferrel plays on the stick. be somewhat better little quirk however: she really work; the movie and doesn’t really chal- escalator in “Elf ”). Though you The little girl should be an if they switch houses, cannot cry. Stick that makers spend too much lenge movie goers’ think- can feign tolerance to everything, inspiration to us all. In fact, most with Cameron Diaz’s in rural England and time on each when they ing. This, of course, is the second method will only work little children behave better than character going to coun- one sees many funny at- switch back and forth, expected because of the for so long. One day you’ll burst teenagers do. Do you remember the tryside England, and tempts that will provoke which makes movie kind of movie, but still and get into a hussy fit over every days when parents would remind Kate Winslet’s character a smile. Jude Law plays goers figure the end is doesn’t create a laugh. single pet-peeve previously found you to say “please” and “thank heading to the rich part Amanda’s handsome never in sight. “The Holiday” fails to on your “tacit toleration” list. With you” after just about everything? of L.A. Both, of course, British love interest that The jokes tend to be live up to holiday movie the two types of consideration in Being polite shouldn’t be thrown meet their knight in is just as complicated a complete failures. The expectations, doesn’t mind, let’s review Northside’s main away with the clothes you outgrew. shining armor and live man as she is a woman. writers tried to cre- produce a simple giggle, violations. These simple words are so friendly happily ever after. Kate Winslet plays Iris, ate a laugh, but all the and doesn’t even break Picking up after yourself is and so short. Please use them. Well, that’s the basic a strong, caring English good laughs are in the into heart-warming. really not a hard thing to do. Yet Thank you. if you have ever walked through Our school is blessed with tech- the school after hours, you have nology. Yet we don’t seem to show seen the piles of trash left behind a lot of appreciation for it: pieces by Northsiders. Bottles, papers, of food lodged in the keyboard, wrappers, food and all sorts of junk scraps of paper all around the com- are scattered all over the floors. puter, and sometimes even stickers Though most movies depict people on the screen. By far, the most just flinging trash outside their car annoying thing is when you try to window, Northsiders know better prop the keyboard up with the little than that. Besides, if Northsiders legs on the back and they are miss- can pull an all-nighter to finish a ing. Why would you possibly steal project, they can sacrifice five sec- keyboard legs? onds to throw away their trash. It’s silly that Northside students Speaking of trash, how are regarded as the intelligent elite often does garbage flow out of your of Chicago teens when we cannot mouth? Word rubbish is not just even keep our own school clean. swearing; it’s also trash talk. Al- Why are the Global Initiative and though gossip is human nature and Model United Nations colloquia rumors will circulate till the day trying to help the world when they humanity ends, there are two types have so much work to do at home? of rumors: those that are true and Why is the Recycling Team wasting those that are almost true. Spread- their lunch picking up paper when ing true rumors is an obligation Northside students are stabbing of society. Even if the rumors are them in the back by throwing their nasty, these ones are true and who- trash on the floor? ever they are about deep down likes R-E-S-P-E-C-T. You’re the attention. If they don’t like the definitely going to find out what it whole school knowing what they means to me. Being considerate is did in Sacramento last summer, the same as respecting other people. they are more likely to think twice Respect is moving faster in the about doing that again in Chicago. hallway, cleaning up your junk, log- Rumors that have only a kernel of ging off of your computer instead “The Holiday” promotional poster. of locking it for an hour, and not Courtesy of www.amazon.com. truth should not be passed down the grapevine. Life’s big question laughing at the top of your lungs though is how do you know the while others try to nap or study in difference? Check your sources. the library. Some say that you have Winter WonderFest But don’t check them on to respect yourself before you can the staircase while people around respect others. If that is true, then Getting families into the holiday spirit you are trying to get somewhere I fear that this column is almost sometime soon. The middle of a hopeless. with ice skate rentals cost $17. gave the entire festival a fairy-like by Patricia Radkowski staircase, a hallway, or a doorway is Double standards are common Winter break is the perfect Those whose patience runs thin feeling that made all little children not an appropriate place to gather when addressing propriety. You time to reconnect with family and needed to arrive exactly at ten in gawk. An exhibit in the middle of with seven other people, especially flash your fangs when someone friends, and Winter WonderFest the morning for the opening of the Family Pavilion presented holi- during passing periods. Your hall- dares to interrupt your speech, yet at Navy Pier is the perfect place to Winter WonderFest as the lines day decorations from around the way bundle of companionship is no you are taken aback by the hostility do it. Winter WonderFest dazzled for activities were still bearable world. Although the festival was more than a blood clot in an artery. you receive when you mistakenly Chicago with its wondrous display that early in the day. Among other mainly focused on the celebration You’re killing the whole school interrupt somebody else’s ram- of holiday decorations and attrac- things, the Winter WonderFest had of Christmas, a menorah proudly body. We have so many convenient blings. You push people that huddle tions from December 8th through a train ride, an ice skating rink, stood among Christmas trees from niches around our school. Grab on the staircase out of your way January 7th. Though younger a lighthouse, a carousel, a ropes many countries, including the you pals and chat in a place that without a second thought, but are children may have been more course, multiple moon bounce ac- Philippines, Denmark, Bosnia and doesn’t earn you the evil eye. shocked when someone gives you a enchanted than teens and adults, tivities, a Ferris wheel, two stages Herzegovina, Korea, Ukraine, and Other people are looking for cross look as you discuss the details visitors did not regret a visit to the with hourly shows, and a Create- even Pakistan. The Adler Plan- careers in traffic control and are of the math quiz with your friends. festival. A-Cookie Cottage. etarium and the Lincoln Park Zoo practicing in the Northside hallway. You roll your eyes when girls Conveniently located indoors, The Arctic Ice Rink happened had their own trees as well, full of They moderate. The flow. By walk- scream in high pitched voices but just in case the weather actu- to be the most popular attraction, spaceships and animals. Winter ing. As slowly. As they. Possibly. are the first to squeal when you ace ally started acting like winter, the especially for those above the 46- WonderFest also dedicated a seg- Can. Yes, if you walk slowly then a science test you did not study for. Winter WonderFest was held in inch cut-off for many of the rides. ment to exhibiting the different everybody else behind you in the You glare at athletes that do their the same atrium-of-sorts as College The rink got a little crowded, espe- ways in which Christmas is cel- hallway has to walk slowly, too. team handshakes in an ostenta- Fair. Thousands of white lights cially with little children sprawled ebrated around the world. Among Judging by the glares of others tious display of friendship yet curse decorated the ceiling and brighten on the ice with tears in their eyes, others, Chinese, Irish, Latin slowed down by the sloth, most Northside’s lack of school spirit. the blue hue of the overhead lights. but skaters soon got accustomed American, and Polish Christmas Northsiders feel the wild urge to We all do this. Guilty. Guilty. The entrance onto the grounds of to skating around these living traditions and Santa Clause figures push them. Then again, seeing Guilty. Thankfully, there is for- the Winter WonderFest was free, obstacles. were showcased. as most of us are sleep-deprived, giveness. You can be more polite but a purchased activity bracelet Those wishing to keep their Winter WonderFest is held an- over-worked children that usually tomorrow. The time has come for a was required to enjoy the attrac- wallet bulky could enjoy the nually at Navy Pier. Be sure not to wear dissatisfied scowls, I guess we little empathy. Add that to your list tions. This year, a standard activity beautifully decorated grounds for miss it next holiday season, during should be thankful that Northsid- of New Year’s resolutions. bracelet ran $14 while a bracelet free. Hundreds of lights overhead its seventh year. OctoberPage 6 2006 Arts & Entertainment Editorial The PageHoof 7 Beat Where is the diamond? Zwick’s “Blood Diamond” gives new light to Sierra Leone

by Subhan Ali twist arises as “Blood Diamond” is a Vandy’s son great movie that explains what , Dia, is not diamonds truly cost. No, not found. As a money, but blood. Edward result, Archer Zwick’s “Blood Diamond” and Vandy tells the story of Danny bravely em- Archer (Lenoardo DiCaprio) bark on a jour- and Solomon Vandy (Djimon ney through Honsou) during the chaos of R.E.F. terri- the civil war in Sierra Leone tory to acquire during the 1990s. Both Archer both Dia and and Vandy are from two strug- the 100-carrot gling African countries. They diamond. put aside their differences, Although however, to retrieve a price- their jour- less, pink diamond—a stone ney through that can either renovate life or this terri- destroy it. tory of peril Vandy, a forced worker in truly portrays the diamond fields of Sierra Sierra Leone, Leone, is taken to jail and the graphic separated from his family violence may when the diamond fields, run have been a by the Revolutionary United little unneces- Front (a terrorist group seeking sary. Seeing to overthrow the government), blood at least are invaded by the African gov- every five min- ernment. Archer, one of the in- utes during mates who smuggles diamonds this over two for weaponry, hears of Vandy’s hour film gets beautiful diamond. Vandy somewhat tir- feels that if his newly acquired ing. A repeti- gem stays under his watch, he tive pattern would be able to use it in find- of “good mo- ing his family. Nevertheless, ment, blood, Archer impressively persuades good moment, Vandy into a partnership, blood” carries “Blood Diamond” promotional poster. ensuring that he will be able throughout Courtesy of www.amazon.com. to find his missing family in the whole return. Maddy Bowen (Jennifer movie. Furthermore, DiCaprio out here it’s bling bang” are too old In the end, “Blood Diamond” The ending of the film provided Connelly) is a journalist who usually plays a bad guy who is school and film writers should begin still remains full of suspense, giving text to let viewers know why the feels she can retrieve much a genius but then turns out to to realize that these “catchy phrases” viewers one thrilling action scene movie was created: to prevent con- information from diamond- be good. In “Catch Me if You do not attract or build suspense, espe- after another. The film was overall flict-diamonds from soaring among smuggler Archer. Reluctant at Can,” he did so, and in “Blood cially in young audiences. well-created as the special effects the list of consumer-products. It states first, Archer tells Bowen what Diamond” he did it again. For Another detail that did not attract used in explosions and gunshots were that the consumer has the responsibil- she wants to know as long as once, it would be nice to see viewers was the lack of good comedy well-articulated and correlated with ity of discovering whether a diamond she finds Vandy’s family. With him play a different kind of within the film. The fact that every both picture and sound. The detailed is conflict-free or not. Overall, “Blood his family found, Vandy agrees a person, giving new interest attempted move to create humor did footage of Africa never allowed Diamond” is a must-see film that will to help Archer find the dia- to his roles. His somewhat not even create a smile on over half viewers to look away from the theater sometimes have suspense, sometimes mond, which they agreed they repugnant phrases, including of the audience is something Zwick screen, giving an insight to Africa in humor, and sometimes scare your would split. An unexpected “in America it’s bling bling but should really work on. a new way. pants off. October Page 6 2006 Arts & Entertainment Editorial The PageHoof 7 Beat January 2007 Arts & Entertainment Page 7 Page 8 Centerfold The Hoof Beat Prescription Medication... Marijuana as a medicine

by Mohammad Rahman Saul Silveyra, Adv. 013, said. “I believe this Researchers have found out marijuana has because I think that there is a large chance medicinal uses. According to the National and be kept away from people, mainly that one might become heavily addicted to Institute on Drug Abuse’s (NIDA) Dr. Vin- youngsters, who are highly susceptible to peer this hideous drug by first taking it as a medi- ciguerra, Chief, Division of Oncology/He- pressure. They might use it in a way that actu- cation and that could also lead to other sorts matology, North Shore University Hospital in ally harms their body.” of problems, such as mental ones. I would not New York has found out that marijuana can Some students at Northside believe that it want a person that I know to become hurt by be used as an antiemetic for cancer chemo- should have never have been made legal, even this drug.” therapy. An antiemetic is any method to sup- as a remedy. Other students have a more liberal view press vomiting when chemotherapy is given to “Marijuana should not be used. There on all drugs. a cancer patient. are probably so many alternatives to it,” “I think that all drugs, not just marijuana, “I support marijuana to be used for Thomas Byrne, Adv. 018, said. “This is should be legalized,” Eddy Santana, Adv. 903, curing diseases if it is needed, but it also because aside from becoming addicted to said. “The government and the lawmakers should be controlled,” David Vicente, Adv. it, you could run into financial trouble should not have any jurisdiction on the prefer- 904, said. “One true story about mari- paying for all these expensive drugs. If a ence of the citizens. If the person likes to use juana is that my grandfather got a disease lot of people start to use this drug, then marijuana, then let him/her use it. Also the where the doctor prescribed him mari- our society will be hurt. The children fact that marijuana has medicinal values is juana as a medicine, but he got addicted will not get the financial attention that a good thing, and that is another reason that to it. It is good to some extent, but the they need because all the money has these sorts of things should not be deemed as overall marijuana as well as other leisure been spent on a drug. Except for being illegal. Everyone knows the effects of drugs should be controlled. We do not some medical reasons, it is wholly these drugs, and if a person knowingly want people to become addicted to it!” a completely waste of money that hurts him/herself on purpose, then no Other than the usage of marijuana on could be spent in something con- one has the power to change his/her cancer patients, researchers at the Univer- structive.” opinions.” sity of California in San Francisco, the It stands University of Michigan, and Brown Uni- to reason, versity have found evidence that THC, howeverthat the main psychoactive substance found studies have in cannabis, the plant in which marijuana concluded that is derived from, and other cannabinoids marijuana is not found in marijuana have a direct effect on physically addic- reducing pain. tive. Even still, “If marijuana has properties that make many students it a good medicine against diseases and if disagree with I had a disease where it was the only cure, its use. then I would definitely use it,” Sonia Jaji, “Mari- Adv. 705, said. “On the other hand, I also juana should believe that marijuana should be restricted to never be allowed just people with medical problems, for any reasons,” The new face of birth control Changing one unintended child at a time

by Abir Usman It’s true. Abstinence is the best way to Now, ladies everywhere don’t need their doc- prevent pregnancy. But what happens when combina- tors knowing what happens behind closed tion pills that contain one just can’t abstain any longer? Go to doors. All they need is a form of identifica- estrogen as well as Plan B. Literally. The drug Levonorgestrel, tion indicating that they are the age of 18 or or more commonly known as Plan B, is an older and they are set to go. progestin. Also avail- emergency contraceptive. This means that Emergency contraception reduces the able are progestin-only it is used to prevent a woman from getting risk of pregnancy by 89 percent, if used cor- pills. The pill reduces the risk pregnant after she has had unprotected sex. rectly, within 72 hours of sexual intercourse. of pregnancy by 99 percent if It is birth control without the consumption Emergency contraception isn’t as effective, used correctly; keeping with of daily birth control pills and promises to however, as other forms of birth control such a consistent intake of the prevent pregnancy if taken within 72 hours as the pill. There is no one specific type of medication. If used of sexual intercourse. Aside from this drug pill but the most basic breaks down into two inconsistently, the sounding like a miracle, in recent news, Plan basic groups; pill reduces the risk B is now being available for sale over counter. of pregnancy by 89 percent. The pill’s major drawback is that it must be prescribed as opposed to the quick fix given by Plan B. Even more great news: now women aren’t the only ones who have the option to take the pill. Researchers in London have recently discovered that a combi- nation of drugs already in use can be the new pill for men. One treats high blood pressure and the other is used for schizophrenia. The drugs together temporarily block the body from producing sperm during sexual intercourse with no change in satis- faction and no hormones. The draw- back in this new experimental Holy Grail in contraception is that research- ers haven’t fully perfected this drug and still don’t know about symptoms of using it. However, the new pill has been known to be toxic if taken at a high dosage. This new drug is expected to be released for usage within the next four to five years. The main question is: how does any of this in- formation connect to teenagers? Aside from the fact that using birth control is extremely effective, this information also notifies teens about safe sex prac- tices. It is known that between 1995 and 2001, teen pregnancy has declined 86% and that statistic is not due to the practice of abstinence, but because of the use of contraceptives. When abstinence is no longer an option, turn to the pill or better yet, Plan B. December 2006 Centerfold Page 9

Prescription Medication... is it always good for you? Morphine: a necessary evil?

by Elizabeth Jose Morphine can be injected, taken as a Chicago doctors whose patients are substance by the U.S. Department of Education, 29.6% pill, or used as an active ingredient in heroin. abusers, morphine overdoses are not as of high school seniors said it was very easy Morphine is a prescription medication used common as other drug overdoses, but can be for them to get a hold of heroin. Heroin is to relieve pain, but unfortunately, many much greater in severity and have more last- one drug that owes its harmful effects mostly people become addicted to it. Whether or ing effects, thereby making it more dangerous. to its morphine content. Therefore, despite not morphine should be used for its medici- The majority of patients develop an addic- its illegality, heroine is easily attainable since nal value has become a highly controversial tion after taking morphine as a prescription morphine is a legal prescription drug. topic. painkiller. Once their pain subsides, patients The question that arises is whether According to several University of often find means of obtaining more. In some morphine does more harm than good. cases, people imagine the pain to be there, a Surgery, psychological illusion, and they desire mor- accidents, and disease leave phine. Some go through drug rehabilitation to many people with a great deal overcome their addiction, but there are plenty of pain that they may have who do not receive treatment. to endure all their lives. One of used incorrectly, Often, drug users get a hold of morphine the strongest and most effective however, morphine can be harmful to those to use as a recreational drug. These people drugs in helping them is morphine. If us- healthy individuals who suffer addiction. The generally overdose or create drugs that are ers are careful, morphine allows them to live issue of morphine’s use will likely be left for more dangerous by mixing the morphine with a far more enjoyable life than one in which the next generation to solve. other substances. According to a survey done they are constantly plagued by pain. When Don’t touch that coffee! Youth and the developing caffeine addiction

by Ashraf Abbas Northside students have up with a “happily ever after.” Due to the fact time and time again found that caffeine pills have more than twice the themselves eyeing that cup total caffeine of a cup of coffee (which on its of coffee. It’s a harsh fact, but own is a lot), many people show symptoms Northsiders find themselves of intoxication very quickly—sometimes after having to stay up later to fin- the first pill. ish that last essay or put The truth is these results are attributed the finishing touches on only to adults. Youth, being a group of young that big project. As one men and women who are still developing both thing leads to another, coffee mentally and physically, are far more suscep- finds its way into the equation. tible to the harmful affects of caffeine (or any Eventually, coffee becomes drug, for that matter). Yes, body chemistry routine, and that—believe plays a very big part in tolerance, but the it or not—is terrible for general consensus stands. That said, research- health. ers recommend that youth look towards sleep In any one cup of coffee, instead of caffeine if all they really want is one will find anywhere from more energy. With sleep, the entire body gets 80-140 milligrams of caffeine. Com- a chance to rest and assess itself whereas pare that to half that amount found in tea caffeine does not allow for such. And besides, and the 10-50 milligrams of caffeine found sleep doesn’t cause heart palpitations. in most soft drinks and the situation Ultimately, the decision is up to the indi- becomes critical. Ingesting more than vidual. Researchers hope that with informa- 2-3 cups of coffee (more than 250 tion such as that presented above, youth will milligrams of caffeine) can lead to reconsider their caffeine consumption and a condition called Caffeinism. The work towards a healthier future. central nervous system of those highly caffeinated is severely over-stimu- lated. Many patients have reported nervousness, excitement, rapid heart beat and uncontrolled thought processes. Each symptom paves a path to a list of more complex anxiety and sleep disorders. The lethal dose of caffeine with respect to coffee is anywhere from 140 – 180 cups. It is a level of intoxi- cation that few have reached, but it is a fact that once there, death is imminent—the central nervous system would be far too active. The threat is real and it is so much closer than many youth believe. Even more deadly than the conventional cup of coffee is the caffeine pill. One caf- feine pill contains about 200 milligrams of caffeine, which is roughly two cups of strong coffee. Along with the obvious use, caffeine pills are used as weight loss supplements. It is true that one pill can lead to a more alert human being, but two pills shove one across the line into Caffeinism. Most people, how- ever, do not stop at two. The addictive aspect of caffeine makes it so there is continual intake—on a daily basis—of caffeine at increasing levels. To use these drugs safely, it is very important to increase calcium intake (as caffeine lowers the body’s utilization of calcium) and to continue to check heart rate. The most important of any recommenda- tion when one uses caffeine pills is to make sure to slowly taper off the total dosage. Addiction to caffeine pills almost never ends Page 10 Features The Hoof Beat Latino Fest A glimpse of the rich Hispanic culture

by Muhammad Akhtar Traditional events are a way for Northside students to immerse themselves in another culture. In the past few years, students have seen art expressed through the lens of African, Asian, and even Hawaiian culture. This year’s Latino Fest was a success in providing the student body with a rare and powerful glimpse into the rich culture of Hispanics with all the grandeur Northside can deliver. Latino Fest began at 6:30 p.m., a few hours after the Tur- key Bowl ended. Many students, parents, and faculty members soon began to purchase tickets, priced at $2 for students and $5 for just about everyone else. The show began in the auditorium with the Puerto Rican national anthem. This was followed by two dances from Sabor Latino. The salsa came first, creating a lively atmosphere and energizing the crowd. The merengue, a joy- ful dance from the Dominican Republic, came second. After Sabor Latino left the stage to a monstrous applause, Jose Choto, Adv. 804, recited an uplifting poem titled “La Rasa” (meaning race or ethnicity). A play was delivered next, inspired by the movie “Stand and De- liver.” Before intermission, Amy Bombazo Dance Company poses in front of the auditorium during Latino Fest 2006. Perez sang a Latino number, Photo courtesy of Ms. Wanda Villodas pleasing the crowd immensely. The second half of Latino Latino Club, with little help from faculty flyers, posters, and announce- allowed planners to be aware of those who Fest featured two more dances, a beautiful members. Organizers admit that planning the ments, several student e-mails were sent out plan on attending and those who do not. Bomba under Ms. Wanda Villodas’ direction event was hard work, but it came with a big promoting the event, written in large colorful “I think Latino Fest was taught me and a separate, equally spectacular dance pay-off. text. One e-mail promised “Latino perfor- about a rich and beautiful culture. It is performed by Mr. Christopher Santiago’s col- “I am just glad that people were allowed mances, ranging from acting, poetry, singing, things like these that cannot be learned from loquium. After this, another poem was recited to experience Latino culture. That was what and of course hot Latino dances.” books. This is knowledge that only comes by Nathaly Gamino moving the crowd to we intended on doing, and I think on that An innovative advertising method was the from seeing, feeling, and experiencing things their feet. The event ended with a play about point we were a great success,” Jose Choto, use of online networking site Facebook. An first-hand,” said Joseph Kanikunnel, Adv. Che Guevera, which was cut short due to Adv. 804, said. event was created by Latino Fest enthusiasts 807. time constraints. Many new mediums were used this year and information about it was sent literally to This event was organized largely by the to advertise Latino Fest. Besides the usual hundreds of Northsiders. This method even Holiday events downtown Ways to celebrate after break is over

by Molly McAndrew list of attractions that correspond people in easing their way back into with a series of fun pre-planned feelings entirely, an annual boat, Holiday season fun does not with the 2007 Chicago Winter life after the busy holiday season activities celebrating the ten cat- RV, and outdoors show will be held have to end just because winter Delights. Last year, Winter Delights egories that they feel best describe in mid January for those who are break is over and school is back in included a comedy sketch tour the Chicago culture. The Chicago interested in mechanics. The dates session. There are plenty of attrac- festival, a jazz fair, Chicago’s Jazz Winter Delights are provided by run from January 17th to the 23rd at tions in downtown Chicago that are ensemble, celebration Chicago’s tourism center. For more the McCormick Place. Hours run offered to the public throughout the of the Chinese New information on the Chi- from 11 a.m. - 9 p.m. on Wednes- month of January. Year, and Navy cago Winter Delights day, Thursday, and Friday, 10 a.m. The hustle and bustle of the hol- Pier’s Pirate plans for 2007 contact – 9 p.m. on Saturday, and 10 a.m. iday season occasionally prevents Festival. 1-877-CHICAGO. – 6 p.m. on Sunday. There are an indulgence in activities such as ice Winter If expected 600 boats, 200 RVs, and skating. Luckily Millennium Park De- you hundreds of booths filled with has extended its date to March 16. lights want to accessories. All vehicles can be The McCormick Tribune Ice Rink can get rid viewed, boarded, and bought. opened in 2001 and averages about as- of the On Saturday, January 20th, tours 100,000 skaters each year. It is open sist holi- of the Chicago Theatre will begin. to the public and free aside from the day The tour will take viewers around $7 skate rental cost. the building, exploring its history The Center for Chicago Tour- and architecture. The Chicago The- ism has seen the problems that stem atre has been host to thousands of from post-holiday season and has performers including Frank Sinatra, found a way to keep people com- Dean Martin, Olivia Newton-John, ing downtown even without the and David Copperfield. It has also Christmas trees held performances by the Broad- and Santa way cast of “Joseph and the Claus. The Amazing Technicolor Dream- solution is coat,” “Dreamgirls,” “Star- Chicago Win- light Express,” “Can-Can,” ter Delights, and “Grand Hotel.” Before a group of seeing “Dreamgirls” on the activities big screen, one can come see throughout the place it was performed the months live. The cost is only $5 per of January person and tours run from 11 and February a.m. -12 p.m. that occur in To stay updated on all the downtown events going on downtown, Chicago. just go to chicagotraveler.com There is a and find an interesting event. Page 10 Features The Hoof Beat January 2007 Features Page 11 Northsiders prepare to tackle hot topics in D.C. Junior State of America (JSA) Club

by Aliy Markowski and learn how Congress operates. 804, founded Northside’s chapter organization.” action and English as the official JSA members have satisfied the “JSA is like a mesh between of JSA after taking a three-week Every week, members convene language, Vice-President Cristina sweet teeth of many Northside stu- Model UN and Fight Club,” AP U.S. Government and Politics to talk about current events and Herren, Adv. 806, said. dents this January by selling Krispy Muhammad Akhtar, Adv. 806 and course at Georgetown University determine which topics they would “So many Northsiders have a Kreme donuts to fundraise for a JSA Public Relations Director, said. through the JSA organization. like to debate. After learning about passion for politics,” Akhtar said. trip to Washington D.C. Members “We discuss issues similar to those “Everyone who took the sum- particular controversial issues, stu- “JSA provides an outlet for that prepare to participate in Winter debated by fight club members – is- mer school program was given the dents choose sides and prepare for interest while building critical skills Session this February, a three-day sues that directly relate to or affect option of starting a chapter at their a formal debate at the next meeting. that are necessary not only for mock congress where students the United States. But we take that own school,” Wnuk, Founder and Members can choose ahead of time individuals interested in politics across the country gather to debate a step further and go to a conven- President, said. “We can run it in to be main speakers for the affirma- and leadership, but for average high today’s pressing political issues. tion where we draft bills and such any way we wish. Conferences, tive or negative sides, and the rest schoolers as well.” Northside’s chapter of the Junior about these particular issues, much mock trials, debates, and bringing of the participants can follow as Mr. John Belcaster, Social State of America (JSA) meets every like Model UN.” in guest speakers are all optional subsequent speakers. So far, JSA Sciences Department, serves as Monday to practice mock debates Monika Agnieszka Wnuk, Adv. but recommended by the national members have debated affirmative the moderator for the student-run organization. “JSA fits so well at Northside because the purpose of the orga- nization is much like the school’s core mission,” Belcaster said. “Both seek to refine critical thinking and emphasize moving beyond the four walls of our school or the meeting room of a mock congress to make the world a stronger and better place.” Belcaster assists students by providing information through literature and film to help guide students to ask well-informed ques- tions when the group invites guest speakers to the meetings. Wnuk says she would like people to know that JSA is not only for students who love to study, read about, and discuss politics on a daily basis. “The club is for anyone who is at all interested in the current state of our nation and in finding out a little more about what some of the flaws in our government are today and how we can have an impact,” Wnuk said. “Coming to JSA meet- ings isn’t about knowing everything there is to know and always having to be on top of current issues. It’s definitely more about taking an hour out of your week to learn what both sides of the argument are and then forming your own opinion about things that affect you in ways you don’t even realize.” The club meets at 3:30 on Mon- days in Mr. Belcaster’s room (224). JSA invites all students to stop by to Mr. John Belcaster posts an advertisement for the weekly JSA meetings. get a taste of how the club operates. Photo by Aliy Markowski Open Mic lets loose a lot of love

by Patricia stage. Banaszkiewicz, filling in for Drama ately ranted with waving arms. Radkowski Club president Meghan Doherty, Adv. 702, The youngest member of the slam Northsiders who had the stomach flu, announced every poetry team, Claire Niederberger, Adv. 016, patiently waited poet prior to their performance. read a poem about the criticism ballet dancers in the theater Sharon Neely, Adv. 700, presented five have to deal with, with accompanying ballet until half past six books of poetry to the audience, each one movements. Jennifer Friedmann, Adv. 919, on December 7th in a different accent, from which they could read a poem she wrote on the spot and two to commence the pick a poem to present. Magdalena Cassel, poems she had written in a little black note- first Open Mic of Adv. 801, read “Love, America” by Pablo book: one about apple cider, the other about a the school year. Neruda. Neely, Natalia Emanuel, Adv. 808, rabbit. It was also, as the and Nicholas Blumberg, Adv. 709, also read “Freezing My Freak Off ” was one of the host Theresa Ban- poems from the books. most memorable poems by Melissa Jordan, aszkiewicz, Adv. Various types of feelings and subjects Adv. 908. Written at the bus stop that morn- 700, pointed out, were discussed on stage: from love and sex ing, the poem discussed the frigid weather. the last Open Mic to rage and death. Many wrote poems on the Bob Krause, Adv. 710, also performed a of 2006. About spot, rushing to finish before Banaszkiewicz prepared poem in his booming voice. a dozen students read their name. However, Banaszkiewicz Blumberg recited the famous nonsensi- performed their did not just announce; she also performed cal poem “Jabberwocky” by Lewis Carroll own works or the her own poems and a short story, as well as a from memory. Ewa Baska, Adv. 706, joined works of other piece from a book. Blumberg in a reading of a German poem poets to a very Joseph Welch, Adv. 810, performed a they received from Ms. Virginia Apel, Foreign receptive audi- few rehearsed poems, one dedicated to his Language Department, “Draussen die Düne” ence. Only about ex-girlfriend, and a poem that he wrote during by Hermann Hesse. The foreign words and five audience intermission with two other people. It ended synchronized movements of the pair turned members did not with the lines “My parents made me come the reading into an interpretive dance. perform any po- home by 2 a.m../ I slit my wrists./ The guy I During an “intermission” of sorts, North- etry, two of them like is gay./ I slit his.” The crowed laughed for siders got up onstage to dance to someone’s teachers. a long while afterwards. iPod. After a few more poems and a song by Audience Adam Gottlieb, Adv. 807, amazed the Neely, Open Mic came to a close at half past members that crowd with several poems and a short story eight. wanted to per- about a woman who was in love with her Although Open Mic was a hit with form signed up milkman. During one beat poem, Gottlieb the small audience present, the performers on “The List” recited at the speed of a rushing train about expressed a desire to grow. The microphone available at the how empowering poetry was. The audience was never left cold, but the lack of new faces front of the sat in complete silence as Gottlieb passion- brought down poet morale. Adam Paul Gottlieb, Adv. 807, performs his piece with emotion during Open Mic. Photo by Patricia Radkowski Page 12 Editorial The Hoof Beat Beresoufflé Cutting around the fat by Damon Beres cheese fries everyday. Maybe we’ve all missed are sugar-engorged “Juiced” beverages and Remember when schools were all up the boat on this, or maybe it’s worth inves- shouldn’t have to take the weight training in arms about obesity? The bright idea to Gatorade? Come on.There is no reason to class to really work out. That needs to happen tigating again now that Northside is facing think that kids are going to drink less pop curb the problem was to take away all soda changes in administration. There’s conclu- in regular first and second year P.E. classes. machines in all CPS schools as opposed to, simply because they can’t get it at school. As This means that entire units of ultimate sive evidence that a pop a day packs on the an unintended consequence of taking the cola say, requiring more than two years of physical pounds, so there’s logic in the removal of the aquatic Koosh vaulting need to be dissolved education or redesigning the cafeteria lunch machines out of schools, I’m sure kids are apt in favor of more days in the weight room. vending machines; students are going to drink to drink more soda when they get home, espe- menu to include more than fatty swill and what’s available. Yet the alternatives And these days in the weight room need cially if that’s what their parents are stocking to involve more than orders to run laps or the refrigerator with anyway. Taking the soda unmonitored medicine ball tossing. If obesity machines out of Northside was an exercise in is such a problem, why isn’t more work being futility, as we all know. done in P.E. classes? We don’t need fancy But what about the auxiliary motivations pedometers or fitness logs, but hot, sweaty ac- in removing them, apart from the whole tion in school on a regular basis. Tear into the obesity thing? Soda is, of course, loaded with problem at school and good habits will follow sugar and caffeine. Maybe teachers don’t want at home; the opposite is far less likely to hap- their students bouncing off the walls during pen. Added to that, maybe more than two class. years of P.E. should be required. I know, I Ah, but then why is Northside allowed know, the whole “we’re Northside and lifting to have its own coffee shop? The hypocrisy the AP Calc books will do more for us than continues. Coffee and chocolate drinks aren’t dumbbells” thing, but there is a huge rift that exactly healthy alternatives, and students are needs to be tied up here. We have a fantastic going to be even more hopped up on caffeine physical education staff; why not make better from coffee than they would be off a Coke. use of them? So, we have a nice little list now, a list de- Next, get rid of the “Juiced” machines. tailing why the removal of soft drink vending Students might as well be drinking Kool-Aid. machines was worthless and, if nothing else, The vitamins are nice, but these drinks are a mere publicity stunt. Maybe we don’t need engorged with sugar and calories. They might them back, but why doesn’t the administra- keep kids healthier than a Coke, but they’re tion make some changes that’ll matter? not going to keep them slim. Striking sugary Every CPS school should have a stan- drinks and ice cream off of the Pig in the dardized physical education curriculum. I’m Sidewalk’s menu wouldn’t hurt, either. I’m all sure team building is a core piece of P.E., or for dietary choices, but I’m not such a fan of at least was, which is probably why students hypocrisy or skirting around the problem. spend weeks on ultimate football, pickle I’d be just as happy if the administration ball, badminton, softball, and any number of had the faith in high school students to allow other games and activities. Those are all well them the choice of soda everyday, to allow and good, except the porkers in the outfield them to take as little P.E. as they want. “Their aren’t going to know how to work a treadmill body, their choices,” that type of thing. They or operate weightlifting equipment properly. haven’t given us this faith. They haven’t given Properly is the operative word; even simple- us these choices. looking pieces of equipment won’t do muscles Now it’s time for them to give us what’ll a whole lot of good if they’re used incorrectly. work. We had fitness days in gym, but they’re lackluster and too infrequent. Students

The Hoof Beat Student Newspaper The path before Northside’s new principal

The Hoofbeat would like to congratulate and welcome Mr. Barry Rodgers as Northside’s new principal. Northside has always been a community where creativity and an open mind must come first. Dr. Lalley excelled with these traits. Based upon his profile provided by the LSC as well as his statements at the student meeting, it seems like Mr. Rodgers may just be able to fill these massive shoes that Dr. Lalley leaves behind. It takes more than good intentions and an open mind to run a CPS school, however, especially one like Northside. First, being able to properly interface with the CPS ad- ministration downtown is key. With budget deficits abound and an intense political stratum, the business and bureaucra- cy sides of Chicago Public Schools are no laughing matter. Northside needs a leader that will be able to stand up for its decidedly different values in an environment in which they may not entirely gel. Protect colloquium. There was talk back when funding was at its worst that significant changes might have to be made to Northside’s colloquium program, or that it may have to be removed altogether. Not only would this remove so much of what makes Northside a unique and brilliant school, but it would show great contempt for its students. Lauded as the pinnacles of CPS academia, Northside students are worthy of both the innovation that colloquium provides and the much-needed reprieve that it grants. The Interactive Math Program is one innovation that would not be missed. Recent claims have shown that teachers and board members across the nation view it as a failed ex- periment, and Northside students of all grade levels bemoan it incessantly. It’s something of a bandwagon to be sure, but not without reason. Northside’s math scores on standardized tests have raised eyebrows and could certainly use improve- ment. While it assuredly comes down to the math depart- ment’s call, not to mention whether or not the school has the funding for new textbooks, Mr. Rodgers would be wise to sternly re-evaluate Northside’s continued use of a program in stock isn’t wasted. Use the river walk for something. Mr. that is almost universally criticized. Rodgers could facilitate such changes. Next, something needs to be done about maximizing And how about putting Northside on a diet? The caf- resources. Students and teachers alike scapegoat budgeting eteria may be standardized, but as leader of CPS’ brightest problems but seem not to make best use of what we have. son, perhaps Mr. Rodgers could push for changes outside of Let’s do something more with those fancy solar panels Northside’s halls. Barring that, cleaning up the junkie stuff The previous article is an editorial written by a around the school. Teachers could stop stealing overheard sold beyond the cafeteria meals wouldn’t hurt. member of the Hoof Beat staff. Letters to the editor projectors and television units from each other and use the Mr. Rodgers has a long road ahead of him. The Hoofbeat are welcome. Please e-mail questions or comments chalkboard more. Necessitate textual sources in papers in- hopes he shall continue Northside’s tradition of taking the to [email protected]. stead of sending everyone to a computer so that 80% of what one less traveled. the library gets Page 12 Editorial The Hoof Beat January 2007 Editorial Page 13 Mark My Words This column is so gay by Aliy Markowski exactly what are you saying. And “sucks” (all of which would actu- accept that we live in a society with stereotypes we may subconsciously Northside students and the even if you do believe that being ally better describe what it is that an inherent and accepted prejudice hold, and rid ourselves of these school itself like to boast an open homosexual is not right, we live in they are trying to articulate), so based on sexual orientation. I, for prejudices. I think I speak for most and accepting environment. We a society where we pride ourselves often people respond that calling one, would much rather acknowl- Northsiders when I say that we like paint ourselves as a picture of on acceptance. Acceptance means something “gay” does not actually edge that we live amongst a few to consider ourselves tolerant and diversity at its best, the school a allowing people to make their own refer to homosexuality. There is no dim individuals who have yet to progressive individuals. I think we melting pot of learners of every lifestyle decisions and being toler- logic in this excuse. What else could give up their narrow-minded fear of should start acting like it. skin color in the middle of a very ant of these individuals as human you possibly be referencing by say- people who are different from them I’ll leave you with a quote to segregated city. But I would beg to beings. Calling someone a “faggot” ing “gay?” Where do you think the than admit that we live in a society consider before the next time you differ that we are no where near as demonstrates an irrational fear of word came from? We don’t consider where we are so terrified of people think of demonstrating your ho- tolerant as we claim to be. We may men who are attracted to men and it okay to say black people are “nig- who are same-sex oriented that we mophobia by replacing stupid with embrace our racial and religious di- women who are attracted to wom- gers,” and no one argues that it’s can accept the use of derogatory “gay.” versity and for that we may applaud en; this is anything but tolerance. okay to call something “black” and language and manage to conve- “I see that there are just so ourselves, but we have created an However inexcusable it is to use assume it can have negative conno- niently forget the blatant prejudice many politicians who think they atmosphere at Northside that is far the word “faggot,” I am actually tations but not refer to the African- we articulate every time we call can pander to people’s homophobia from the prejudice-free environment more disturbed by the fact that the American race. someone or something “gay.” to get them to vote for them by say- we envision. word “gay” has become a common To accept that the word “gay,” At Northside, I’d like to think ing things like gays will move into I am referring to the struggle synonym for the word “stupid” in something which is clearly a derog- we are all intelligent people in an your neighborhood,” Ben Ortiz, with homophobia that I witness our generation’s vocabulary. When atory allusion to homosexuality, has intelligent community. We need to Adv. 702, said. “Like any gay would practically every day at Northside. asked why they employ the word actually developed the new casual begin to hold ourselves to higher want to live in a trailer park home Walking down the halls between “gay” in lieu of a more accurate meaning of stupid and no longer standards. We need to learn accep- anyways.” first and second block one morn- term like “dumb” or “unfair” or relates to homosexuals would be to tance. We need to recognize the ing last week, I heard two seniors scream “faggot” at each other from across the hall. Sitting in my class- room the next period, I overheard three freshmen girls complaining about a “gay” world studies test they had just taken. A few hours later in journalism, I listened to one of my co-editors call our lay-out program “gay” when the computer froze. Every time I hear the word “gay” uttered as a synonym for stupid or someone call somebody a “faggot,” I am a bit taken aback, es- pecially at Northside where we are in an environment of what we like to consider very intelligent people. These words are the mark of a lack of education and a phobic prejudice against a large sector of our American society. The use of the word “faggot” is certainly appalling. Much like it is not acceptable to call someone a “spic,” a “coon,” a “chink,” or “re- tarded,” there is simply no way to justify calling people “fags.” There is no real explanation for why you would use the word “faggot” other than that you believe that there is something wrong with being gay, because by deeming something else that you loathe gay, this is

Nair’s unfair; let it grow Don’t hate! Depilate!

by Damon Beres by Liz Born complete irradiation of human hair. -selves slick and fleshy. Besides the fact that Recently, many women and young girls During these cold months, it is easy to long The beach is not safe, friends, not until such uses are silly as I just outlined, these prod- have stood against the misogynistic attitude for those warm summer days spent lazily at the the last tress has been shaved, and the last curl ucts merely proliferate and reinforce unhealthy that leg, armpit, facial, and back hair must be lake. But I caution you now, Northsiders, do not wrenched out with a pad of hot wax. values in our society. If there’s a problem, it’s shaved on a regular basis. These foxy ladies forget the horrors of beach going. That’s right: Unfortunately, the classroom isn’t safe medicated. This is why we have people that are the brave new souls that will change the I’m talking about hairy people. Thousands of either. You’d think that at this point, our civi- believe things about miracle weight loss pills societal and cultural values of the world as we them. There’s always that beautiful bikini- lization would be able to eliminate the scalp- that do nothing but eat money (that could have know them. Let it grow, America. Let it grow. clad woman in front of you in line who lifts up dwelling, bloodsucking louse, but somehow, been spent on o phans). To expound, it does seem unfair that her arm to grab her hot dog, only to reveal a we have failed. We can decode the human women should have to be as clean-shaven genome and send robots to mars, but we can’t as a Barbie doll in order to be considered kill a bug. The way lice spreads in a daycare attractive. The au naturale attitude makes a lot center, you’d think the teachers were spurring more sense; cave women didn’t wax, but they it on, making kids rub heads and proclaiming still got all the fine Neanderthal beefcakes. In “Free cookies to the first child with LICE!” fact, from a purely logical standpoint, a man And it will only get worse. In this age of sci- should prefer a woman who doesn’t shave, entific modifications, who knows what could because there is a smaller chance of her be in store? Maybe critters that live in the little freezing to death on a cold January morning. patch of hair on your big toe, or poisonous But what of men? They shouldn’t shave eyelash parasites. Clearly, it is not enough to either. Anything. Society would reach perfec- stop at the armpits. We must remove all hair tion if every man, woman, and child looked if we are to beat the mites. Complete hair like the Grimace character from McDonalds, liquidation—everything must go. everyone just walking around as a big clump Think of the problems we could solve if of mottled hair, achieving gender androgyny we became a hair-free society. No one likes and surely producing pungent aromas never an itchy scalp. Why is there always that one before smelled by humanity. Hair is fantastic. kid with ridiculous dandruff? And why is it America needs more of it. Hair will stop the that he always sits in front of you, leaning War on Terror. back, scratching furiously at his scalp as mas- We live in the Midwest, in the heart of sive flakes—no—sheets of dead skin descend Chicago, where temperatures routinely reach slowly through the air only to alight on your negative one billion degrees in winter. People math test? Here’s the good news. No hair, routinely wear the coats of other animals no dandruff, no worries! And if we were all to keep themselves warm, why not save the bald to begin with, no one would ever have to money (or give it to orphans) and merely go bald. Think of all the suffering we could grow out their own coats? Humanity has, if eliminate. anything, de-evolved in this respect, as no Most importantly, in our hair-free com- longer are people outside of Russia able to munities, we could learn to look past the silly grow hair to the extent that it would keep hairdos, and truly see people as people. Hand- them warm. It’s a shame, really. But if we some, majestic, hairless people. To identify For the sake of society, let your hair grow massive tuft of armpit hair, the likes of which throw away the coats and walk around naked a friend, you’d stare deep into his eyes, and out. Everywhere. Be a trendsetter for furry role you’ve never seen before. Or the young father outside, surely future generations will once realize things you never knew before. again be as fluffy as they once were. If there’s play. Stay warm during the winter. But above with his kids, instructing them to massage sun- one thing I learned in junior year biology, it all, your hair growth will mean a better life for screen into his thick forest of back hair as you was that. future generations of your genetic pool. Forget look on in terror. The answer? Depilation: the Yet, people are so against this idea that global warming, shaving is the world’s true they use hair removal products to keep them crisis. Page 14 Editorial The Hoof Beat English as the official language Una idea estúpida ed while others are simply incorrect. by Muhammad Akhtar (advertised under the more attractive pseudonym “English First, establishing a national language would have no There seems to be a renewed interest in a political topic Language Unity Act”) has received the support of over 160 observable effects on society. Doing so would only be a for- that should have been abandoned years ago, a subject that at Congressmen. If passed, this act will “declare English as the mality, a simple gesture that may work more towards alienat- this time seems remarkably insignificant, especially in compar- official language of the United States, establish a uniform ing an immigrant population than indoctrinating them into ison to the myriad of other problems America faces. As can be English language rule for naturalization, [and] avoid mis- American culture. Past events have shown that any attempt inferred from the title, this is the issue of setting English as the constructions of the English language texts of the laws of the to, in essence, legalize the “American way” have resulted in official language of the United States. Conservatives and liber- United States.” harsh backlash from the immigrant community. Nonetheless, als have both taken firm stances on this debate, both overlook- This issue even found its way onto 2006 midterm election given the overall unimportance of the issue at hand, officiating ing a fundamental truth: it really English as the national doesn’t matter. language will most The issue of establishing an likely have the “free- official language is not exclusive dom fries” effect on in this day and age. In fact, as United States: none early as the 1800s, significant at all. measures (in the form of legisla- Secondly, tion and social movements) carrying on with were taken to promote the use the previous no- of English. In the later half of tion of this issue’s the 19th century, for example, the insignificance, it is state of California eliminated unlikely that many Spanish language rights, while legal immigrants will Pennsylvania mandated English attain better paying proficiency for all coal miners. jobs simply because Generally these movements a national language were small and never truly en- law has been imple- tered the world of mainstream mented. There would politics. be no significant legal However, over the past repercussions of a uni- few years, language laws have lingual bill, meaning gathered a significant following. that immigrants would This is largely due to the influx in no way be coerced of immigrants crossing into the into learning English. United States from the Mexi- While some may be can-United States border. These encouraged by such a people have been accused of measure, the large ma- disrupting American unity and jority of immigrants undermining Western culture will simply ignore the by introducing foreign customs bill as it would not and traditions. Crime has been directly apply to them. linked to the lack of an official Finally, while language by some, who claim there is some evi- that if all were encourage by law dence suggesting that to speak English, they would learning English, or be more properly immersed in anything else for that American society and would matter, may reduce thus be less likely to commit crime rates, there is heinous acts. no clear data showing These arguments have that making English gained momentum in the last an official language three years or so, with many would have the same political lobbies, prominent effect. For afore- writers, talk show hosts, and mentioned reasons, even Hollywood celebrities who a potential criminal support a unilingual America. would not want to Bill O’Reilly, for example, re- ballots. Although referendums were held in many states, Ari- learn English simply because it was officiated; such an action cently devoted a large segment of his popular television show zona was the only one to adopt English as its official language would have virtually no effect on his or her lifestyle. “The O’Reilly Factor” to indirectly promoting the idea of a (joining a league of 28 other states). Numerous other counties Students expressed harsh criticism in response to the afore- national language. One of the guests on this program was a and cities did the same. mentioned legislation. former rock artist who founded an organization to encourage With the Iraq situation escalating daily and the economy “This issue and all the debates concerning it are impracti- the use the English over foreign languages, namely Spanish. plunging further into debt, this issue seems like the last thing cal and a waste of precious time that could be used to discuss New activist groups and lobbies have also surfaced, including for a referendum to be held on. Still, supporters of establishing the real issues at hand. It is about time Congress stop bicker- U.S. English Inc., which stated in one of its recent advertise- a national language state believe that doing so would strength- ing and care about the real deal,” Salim Patel, Adv. 800, said. ments that, “Immigrants want and need to learn English. It’s en our unity, encourage legal immigrants to attain higher posts Perhaps Mr. Berry of Northside’s English Department time politicians got the message.” (while simultaneously discouraging illegal immigration), and understands the “magnitude” of this issue best. He recently Recent events, however, suggest that many politicians have reduce crime. However, many of these assertions are unfound suggested that “instead of English, we make Swedish the of- gotten “the message”. For example, House Resolution 997 ficial language so we can all speak like Swedish chefs.” Aliy’s Sudoku

Fill in the grid at the left so that every column, row and 3 x 3 box contain the digits one through nine without repeating.

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by Liz Born Adv. 900, Redmond Mcgrath, Over the last Adv. 906, Robert Raymond, couple of months, the Adv. 901, Kenji Tran, Adv. Men’s Swim Team has 904, Joe Wat, 904, and made great strokes Michael Wojcik, Adv. 904, are in their efforts to re- preparing to take the varsity establish the team torch next year, when the after the graduation seniors graduate. of many key players The team relies on the last year. speed and expertise of “The season juniors Edward Chiem, Adv. went really well,” 810, Julian Dale, Adv. 804, said Coach Carlos Gerardo Diaz, Adv. 803, Ceja. “Many of the Max Kakacek, Adv. 803, Jeff sophomore guys had Kowar, Adv. 802, and Adam a lot of their best Swiatlowski, Adv. 809 in times.” competitive meets. Senior Ryan This year, despite North- Jansen agrees, “This side’s lack of a diving coach, year has been a the brave Michael Jao, Adv. rebuilding year for 805, has begun his career as us. Even though a diver. Diving points help the we didn’t win all team in meets, so the team is the meets, I think happy to have him. that considering the This was also a year of experience of many personal bests for many swim- of our swimmers, and mers, most notably, Julian considering who we Dale, for his 54 second time in were up against, we the 100-meter freestyle race, did very well.” and Fabian Flexus’, Adv. 900, On January 16th, 5 minute 18 second dash in at the University of the 500-meter. Chicago’s Lab School, Recently, Coach Ceja has Northside’s varisty been joined by newcomer team earned a victory Coach Daniel. Together, they with 111 points, over Julian Dale, Adv. 804 and Max Kakacek, Adv. 803 vigorously practice for the next match. hope to strengthen the team the Lab School and Photo by Liz Born for the coming water-polo Payton, Amundsen, season. and Jones co-op team, wider margin, with 116 points. swimming elsewhere. This left Northside’s “Hopefully with him on with 103 and 76 points, respectively. Since last season, the team has taken men’s diving team in a state of disarray. The deck,” said Couch Ceja, “and the guys “They pulled together for that meet. I two large hits. First, the graduation of many swim team’s many sophomores, includ- bonding with him, we can really improve thought they did really well,” said Couch competitive seniors forced other swimmers ing Sam Corfman, Adv. 900, Gianicarlo our polo team for this season.” Ceja. to step up to the blocks. Then, Northside’s Daniele, Adv. 903, Billy Figueroa, Adv. 908, The junior varsity team won by an even diving instructor, Coach Bohus, left to teach Michael Figura, Adv. 909, Fabian Flexas, Rolling Down the Lane Bowling Team Heads to City Semifinals down the middle of the lane,” team member Nathan Ra- ichel said. Jai Garg, Adv. 703, averages a score of 140 out of 300, using a reverse curve for most of his bowls. “I bowl with a straight bowl, basically down the middle, and average between 130 and 140,” Nathan said. “We need to improve on picking up spares because we miss a lot of them. They are an easy way to get points, and if we make them, we’ll do a lot better,” he said. The Bowling Team finished in the top half of its con- ference. The semifinals are broken down into twelve teams, and the top four teams advance to the city finals. North- side’s Bowling Team will bowl a total of six games, and if the team stands within the top four of cumulative scores, they will advance. The team will have state sectionals on Saturday, January 20th, 2007. “As there were only three members on the bowling team last year, the team is experiencing a new, competitive touch to bowling this year,” Jai said. “We bowl as much as we can due to our love of the sport. With time, we will improve on getting marks on every frame.” “We are a group of high-achieving bowlers, and we love to bowl!” Jai said. “Our coach is great. He lets us bowl how we like to and just gives us tips along the way. He is very relaxed.” The Bowling Team is excited about going to the playoffs however some players such as Robert Kennedy and Nathan Raichel will miss games due to basketball and other sports. Jai Garg is captain of the lacrosse team, Elliot and Javier Alonso, Adv. 704, are on softball and baseball. Even the coach is responsible for other sports other than bowling, coaching softball and baseball at Northside as well. Overall, the multifaceted bowling team is looking forward to continuing their performances and ending their 2006-2007 season strongly.

Northside Varsity Bowling Team celebrates their victory. Photo by Subhan Ali

by Subhan Ali team,” Nathan Raichel, Adv. 909, said. The On Thursday, January 18th, 2007, the Northside’s Bowl- Bowling Team roster, consisting of ten mem- ing Team competed in its first city semifinal competition. bers (two sophomores, two juniors, and six With a 28-21 record, not in games won but in points won seniors), will only have four members if new and lost, Northside has officially entered the playoffs. The members do not join. team holds practices once a week on Sunday mornings at “Rob is the best bowler on the team. He is ten o’clock at the Waveland Bowling Alley. the only player with a real hook,” Nathan said. The last bowling match was on January 8th, 2007 against Robert Kennedy, Adv. 903, scored 245 out of Kelvin Park. The team won all seven possible points during a possible 300 in a recent match. Of the team the approximate three-hour match starting at four o’clock in members, Robert has the highest average bowl- the afternoon. ing score. Elliot Rembert, Adv. 704, usually “The whole team got to play at least once last match. averages about 150. There were three games and we had five players for each “He is a strong bowler, bowling it right Page 16 Sports The Hoof Beat No Mo’, Ali A Fight to the End Women’s Varsity Basketball loses by 8 or Nothing by Andrea Ljevar On January 19th, 2007 North- Basketbrawl side’s Women’s Varsity Basketball fell short of defeating Lane Tech Indians Mohammad Khaleelullah: Salaam. Professional athletes are with a score of 28-36. Northside paid millions of dollars and should therefore be robots. That is the students adorned in maroon and argument almost everybody makes when it comes to brawls in sports. silver crowded into the gymnasium Because athletes are paid such great salaries, they must endure from for the annual pre-homecoming their opponents or fans such things as trash talk or heckling, and Pack the Gym festivity to cheer on they must also restrain themselves and not react according to their Northside’s basketball teams. emotions. Most analysts and administration in sports organizations The varsity team started off lead- strictly frown upon deliberate physical conflict between athletes. ing the first quarter with a score of Whether it is a brawl in basketball or baseball, commissioners alike 12-5. With the second quarter under hand down heavy fines and lengthy suspensions for a punch thrown way Mary Shelus, Adv. 703, made here and there. They fail to realize that athletes are human too; they a two pointer bringing Northside’s have just as many emotions as the average fan if not more. Take the score up to 14 points. Aral Johnson, recent brawl that occurred at Madison Square Garden between the Adv. 905, followed, bringing the New York Knicks and the Denver Nuggets. With about two min- score to 16. Lane Tech soon began utes remaining, a fight broke out between two players, which later gaining points, decreasing the differ- escalated to involve the rest of the players on the court. It ended with ence separating the teams. a half-slap half-punch thrown from the hand of Carmelo Anthony to At the start of the third quarter, Mardy Collins. For this, commissioner of the NBA David Stern pun- Amanda Radcliffe, Adv. 806, scored ished Anthony with a 15-game suspension. A 15-game suspension 2 points bringing Northside’s score without pay for throwing a punch! Wow. That is simply ridiculous. to 18. The excitement of the lead Athletes play at the highest level of intensity - so much emotion goes was short lived as Lane tied with 5 into the game. If anything, commissioners should let their players minutes and 18 seconds left in the brawl a bit and give the fans what they want. It might even be healthy quarter. Following a foul, Angie for the sport. Aside from the violent aspect, fans can see how each Nizio, Adv. 710, made one of two player, representing their city respectfully, has a passion for not only free-throws, edging Northside’s their teammates but even for the game itself. Getting caught up in score forward. Lane followed closely emotions usually is the variable that sets off players and creates those behind making two points with two brawls, but what are those emotions filled with? That is all passion for minutes and 30 seconds left. After the game, emotions involving the game. One can even venture as far Lane obtained a foul, Kathy Gore- as to say it’s the love of the game. However because of the potential cki, Adv. 706, received Northside’s hazard in those brawls, commissioners of sports organizations need free throws, making both of the not allow such brawls to continue, but instead need to take a step baskets. With less than two minutes back and realize that these athletes are not robots. And instead, that on the clock, Northside acquired a foul, allowing Lane to score one free Mary Shelus, Adv. 703 and Rhianna Rey, Adv. 809 prepare to get the they are actually people just like you and me, who get caught up in rebound. emotions that no salary or other benefits can cancel out. Commis- throw, once again tying the score. Photo by Andrea Ljevar sioners need to simmer down their suspension lengths and hefty fines With the spectators eyes glued defense proved strong, with intense an opportunity to gain some points they hand out and lessen the instilled fear in players that if they get to the game, Nizio gave Northside pressuring and fighting for the ball. with 18 seconds left, but both shots too caught up in their emotions, then they will pay the price with a something to cheer about when she The referee had to call a break at missed. Lane made one more free hefty punishment. made a three pointer in the last thirty seconds bring the score to 24-23. certain points as possession over the throw with 13 seconds remaining, ball intensified. Northside followed bringing their score to 36 points and Shoaib Ali: For the reason that the game is intense and played With 20 seconds left, Lane caught up in the third minute to get a score of giving them the win. with as much passion as demonstrated, it is vital that the violent and surpassed Northside, bringing 26. Within the fifth minute, Lane This was a Windy City North outbursts of personal emotions not be tolerated. When one plays with the score to 24-25. Though Lane was scored two free throws and began to conference game for the varsity team much stress and intensity, the release of their frustration is far more leading at the end of the third quar- increase the gap between the scores. and the loss brings their record to 4- severe than ordinary expression of anger. I’m sure after becoming ter, Nizio’s three pointer raised the After a time-out in the fourth minute, 4. Northside’s strong perfor=mance frustrated on the court, it’s possible, and tolerable, to share a few morale of some Northside students. Lane scored two points and one free against Lane showed that they were words with the opposing team, chiefly because you are not expected “After she made that incredible throw. capable of giving Lane a run for their to play with your mouth shut. However, these players come to and three pointer, I began to see that As time dwindled in the last money. With tough guards, strong leave the court in a collared shirt and tie, aware of their responsibility our offense actually could take their quarter, Northside made two point- forwards, teamwork, pressuring their to maintain professional attitudes throughout the entire season. They defense and that we could win this ers with one minute, 35 seconds left, opponents, and keeping the score are playing in a controlled setting where rules are enforced in order game,” Karla Ortiz, Adv. 902 said. bringing their score to 28, at which difference close the women’s varsity to assure a clean game. There is a motive as to why these rules are Lane started the fourth quarter it would remain for the rest of the team proved they are a force to be strictly enforced. When the rules are broken, there will be conse- full throttle making three points in quarter. In the last 40 seconds, Lane reckoned with. quences. These players are not uninformed of the rules and penalties, the first few minutes. Northside’s made two free throws. Northside had and thus know better. The ethics of professional sports have already been established, and they will not change. Brawls are not tolerated, and will never be tolerated. Sure, one may become emotional, but the punishments of their actions make known how important it is for Mustangs lead their division them to not retaliate. as the game progressed as Every game must have fans that are children, who come to see the Danny Priemer, Adv. 807, game. There is a responsibility for the NBA to provide entertainment and Trevor Woodland, that is appropriate for all fans, since all ages are allowed to come see Adv. 706, also took the the game. Imagine if the punishments were actually assuaged. What court. Priemer shined when sort of example would that set for younger athletes in college, high there was 6 minutes and 52 school, or even pee wee leagues. What would happen if Saif Rah- seconds left, and he made a man, Forward for the varsity men’s basketball team, did not like the base line shot, scoring three foul play of an opposing guard one game and decided to release his points to widen the lead. emotions on him. He decides to brawl with him. His excuse? The “The varsity basketball pros allow it, what’s the big deal? This is the exact situation we can- is very good,” Priemer not tolerate. No one likes to be heckled, but how else do you expect said. “I think that as the Stern to implement the policy of no physical conflict in the game. year goes along we will do Anyone can act in the heat of the moment, but instead to act more well.” professional, and in a mature manner is what the NBA emphasizes Most of the varsity when the players are held accountable for their actions. They should basketball players share this know that the situation can’t be personal when you see your oppo- view. nents only a few times in games during the season. NBA rule 12:V.l.1 “The goal for this year restricts against punching another player, or anyone on the court for is to win the city champi- that matter. It doesn’t matter how aggravated the players are. That’s onship,” Munir Ahamed, why players are punished for merely leaving the bench during con- Adv. 709 said. flicts such as the Knicks/Nuggets brawl. They signed contracts that Jemine Oritseweynimi, Adv. 903 shoots his second free throw. Another opponent that assured the NBA that the players would abide by the rules and regula- Photo by Mohamad Rahman the Mustangs recently beat tions of the game. It may be inappropriate for a player to trash talk, was their arch rival, the but it doesn’t justify one to compromise their agreement with their by Mohammad Rahman tion over Schurz continued the score to 11-6 with the th Walter Payton Grizzlies. employer. The NBA has a behavior code that needs to be followed. On the 18 of Decem- for the rest of the game. Mustangs in the lead. At “The game between If an entire NBA season’s worth of games was taken away from Ron ber, 2006 the Mustang Fans from the bleachers ea- the end of the first quarter them and us was very in- Artest, formerly of the Indiana Pacers, then Anthony should be on Varsity Basketball Team gerly cheered on the team. of the game, Camp again tense,” Ahamed said. “We the benches at least until after the All-Star break. Artest may have played one of their biggest “These basketball scored two 3-pointers, and only beat them by three had every right to be angry at the fans, but he did not have the right rivals in the Blue Division: games are amazing,” Eli the first quarter ended with points, 57 to 54.” to inflict physical harm unto them. For that, Stern had to deliver strict Schurz High School. The Tullis, Adv. 907, said. “I 23-11, Mustang lead. All Up to this point, the punishment to assure the seriousness of a player rushing into the Mustang’s starting players am extremely impressed throughout the game, the Mustangs have won the stands as Artest did. In essence, strict punishments are worthwhile were Conner Camp, Adv. with Northside’s style of biggest supporters of the majority of their games. because they serve as consequential precedents and warnings to other 800, Robert Kennedy, Adv. play, and also Munir Aha- Mustangs were the cheer- Out of the total of total players of what will not be tolerated. Until the Pacers/Pistons brawl 809, John Kinsler, Adv. med [Adv. 709] looks very leaders. of thirteen games, the is completely forgotten, a player will never run into the stands and be- 907, Mackenzie Rivers, good.” “The cheerleaders Mustang only lost four of gin to duke it out with a fan. The fact that the game becomes intense Adv. 807, and James Smith- As the game against were amazing,” Aral the games, to Lakeview, and players from both teams are in the best shape of their lives makes Grattan, Adv. 706. At six Schurz continued, North- Johnson, Adv. 904, and Guerin, Quigley, and for an injurious physical brawl; it’s crucial to exhibit some profession- minutes left in the first side players scored decisive Jacy DeOliveira, Adv. 807, Clemente highs schools. alism so no one can say you can’t play the next scheduled game. quarter of the game, the points that would secure said. “Everyone talks about They defeated Roosevelt MK: I think we should let the varsity men’s basketball team actu- Mustangs were in a 4-4 tie the victory for the Mus- coming out to support the twice, Amundsen, Schurz, ally worry about the game at hand rather than starting brawls. Maybe with Schurz, but after just tangs. With 3 minutes basketball team, but I think Walter Payton, Hancock, that way they could pull us out of the lowly blue division. thirty seconds the score was and 15 seconds left in the that we should cheer [for] Kelly, and Bronzeville high S.A. We ought to save that issue for another day. Wasalaam. 6-4, with the Mustangs in first quarter, Camp scored the cheerleaders too.” the lead. Mustang domina- two 3-pointers that raised The players changed schools.