Program Guide Report

Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM

Sun Feb 26, 2012

06:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

06:30 THE GENTLE GUNMAN 1952 WS G

The Gentle Gunman IRA member Terry modifies his violent views after working undercover in wartime London. As a result, he sees to it that his co-conspirators are arrested, while ensuring his brother escapes back to Ireland.

Starring: Dirk Bogarde, John Mills, Elizabeth Sellars, Robert Beatty

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 LET'S BE HAPPY 1957 Repeat G

Let's Be Happy Musical about a young girl who goes to Scotland because she inherits a castle.

Starring: Vera Ellen, Tony Martin, Robert Flemyng, Zena Marshall

12:20 THE TRUTH ABOUT WOMEN 1958 Repeat PG

The Truth About Women An old rou'e recounts to his son-in-law his early amorous adventures.

Starring: Laurence Harvey, Diane Cilento, Eva Gabor, Mai Zetterling, Julie Harris, Wilfred Hyde White

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

14:30 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Jason presents an insiders guide to Venice, one of the worlds most romantic cities; Catriona takes a fascinating food tour of Sydneys Vietnamese quarter; Jules signs up for a movie stunt academy on the Gold Coast and Dermott visits one of Americas best hands-on museums in San Francisco.

15:00 THE NUN'S STORY 1959 Repeat HD WS G

The Nun's Story

The true story of a devoted Nun in the Belgian Congo who begins to doubt the significance of her sacrificial vows when her family and country are destroyed by the ravages of World War II and she discovers her hate for the enemy is too strong to ignore.

Starring: Audrey Hepburn, Peter Finch, Dame Edith Evans, Dean Jagger

18:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

One Flew Out Of The Cuckoo's Nest - Part 2 The Golden Girls gather to say their last goodbyes: Sophia's moving to Atlanta with Dorothy, and Rose is moving in with her daughter. But Dorothy insists, "This is not goodbye. We'll see each other again."

Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty

18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned HD WS G

Somerleyton

The team head east for a busy day in Suffolk at Somerleyton Hall near Lowestoft. As ever, there's a fascinating array of objects and stories under scrutiny, including a picture painted by a suffragette artist who had arsonist tendencies, a bracelet given to Queen Victoria by Albert on the birth of Princess Louise in 1848, and a tantalising box of paints claims to have been once owned by John Constable. Find out what the experts think as they start to unravel the mysteries.

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat G

Jean undertakes some strategic snooping to discover what the new neighbours are like. 20:00 YES PRIME MINISTER G

One Of Us It is revealed that a deceased Cabinet member was a spy, although an inquiry chaired by Sir Humphrey in the 1970's cleared him of suspicion.

Starring: Paul Eddington, Nigel Hawthorne, Derek Fowlds

20:30 DON'T SAY A WORD 2001 Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Don't Say A Word A New York psychiatrist is pushed to the limit of his emotional and physical endurance when his daughter is kidnapped by a killer who will stop at nothing to extract information from the doctor about one of his patients.

Starring: Michael Douglas, Sean Bean, Brittany Murphy, Famke Janssen, Oliver Platt

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Frequent Coarse Language

23:00 CRYING GAME 1992 WS MA

Crying Game Intriguing tale of a group of IRA kidnappers and the British soldier they nab and want to exchange for one of their own.

Starring: Forest Whitaker, Miranda Richardson, Stephen Rea

Cons.Advice: Very Coarse Language, Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Strong Violence

01:05 SEAWAY Repeat WS PG

Shipment From Marseilles

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

02:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

The Muskies Are Losing Their Teeth

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Feb 27, 2012

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 ALIVE & COOKING Repeat HD WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Apothecary Table

Joey finally has his moment with Janine; meanwhile Rachel helps Phoebe appreciate their new furniture. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Joke

Joey's new job is not quite what he had in mind; and Chandler and Ross both fight for the same recognition. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

12:00 TRENT'S LAST CASE 1952 Repeat G

Trent's Last Case

A journalist suspects that the death of a tycoon was a murder.

Starring: Michael Wilding, Margaret Lockwood, Orson Welles, John Mccallum

14:00 RESCUE SPECIAL OPS Captioned Repeat HD WS M

When a boat skipper goes missing after a tragic ferry accident, Dean becomes obsessed with finding him - dead or alive. Heidi vows to uncover the identity of a mysterious young 'Jane Doe' who died suddenly after a ferry disaster.

Starring: Peter Phelps, Les Hill, Libby Tanner, Gigi Edgley, Daniel Amalm, Gary Sweet

15:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat G

Jean undertakes some strategic snooping to discover what the new neighbours are like.

15:30 YES PRIME MINISTER Repeat G

One Of Us It is revealed that a deceased Cabinet member was a spy, although an inquiry chaired by Sir Humphrey in the 1970's cleared him of suspicion.

Starring: Paul Eddington, Nigel Hawthorne, Derek Fowlds

16:00 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS G

Somerleyton

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned HD WS PG

Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Sister Rachel tries to help her over-indulged younger sister, Jill, find independence; and, Monica won't admit that she is ill. Reese Witherspoon guest stars. Starring: Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer 18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Phoebe and Monica discover that Chandler can't cry no matter what the circumstance. Meanwhile, someone discovers they are a porn star. Guest starring Reese Witherspoon. Starring: Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 EARTHFLIGHT Captioned Repeat WS PG

Africa

Witness some of the world's greatest wildlife phenomena and natural wonders through the eyes of birds in this natural history series. Amazing sights from five continents will be revealed in a whole new light as the journeys of snow geese, cranes, falcons, albatross, eagles and other birds are documented using new, cutting edge filming techniques and state of the art spycams.

20:30 THE CLOSER HD WS M

You Have The Right To Remain Jolly A Christmas village Santa is killed in a zip-line accident, and the village's other Santa comes under suspicion. Meanwhile, Brenda's lawyer informs her that his retainer has run out and she needs to pay him $25,000.

Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Robert Gossett

21:30 THE ALLAN BORDER MEDAL WS PG

The Allan Border Medal

The NRL has the Daly M Awards, the AFL has the Brownlow Medal and Cricket has the Allan Border Medal. Join us for Cricket's night of nights from Melbourne's Crown Palladium. In what has been a tough year for the Aussie Squad, who will take out the prestigious Allan Border Medal and carry the title of Australia's best cricketer?

23:30 LAW & ORDER HD WS M

Denial Two maids discover a bloody hotel room and a credit card leads the police into a wall of denials even if the victim is a newborn child.

Starring: Dennis Farina, Jesse L. Martin, Jerry Orbach

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One That Could Have Been - Part 1

The friends fantasize about how their lives could have been if Rachel had married Barry, if Ross was still married to a lesbian, if Phoebe was a corporate high-flyer, if Joey was a famous actor, if Chandler was a writer and, Monica was still overweight. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

01:00 DANGERMAN Repeat PG

No Marks For Servility

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

02:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries. 05:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One That Could Have Been - Part 2 As the Friends' fantasy lives continue, Chandler and Monica help each other overcome loneliness; Rachel learns the truth about her husband; and, Phoebe sneaks out of hospital. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

12:00 AVALANCHE EXPRESS 1979 Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Avalanche Express

On the Atlantic Express and under the protection of hand-picked American Agents, Russian General Sergei Marenkov is attempting to defect. As the train speeds across Switzerland with an avalanche close behind, the KGB will stop at nothing to terminate him.

Starring: Lee Marvin, Robert Shaw, Linda Evans, Maximillian Schell, Mike Connors

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

14:00 ONE DAY SERIES - INDIA V SRI LANKA Live HD WS NA

India v Sri Lanka - PM Session Wide World Of Sports presents the third game between India v Sri Lanka live from Bellerive Oval, Hobart. Join Mark Nicholas, Tony Greig, Michael Slater, Ian Healy and Mark Taylor for all the action.

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Unagi Chandler's homemade gift for Monica gets him into trouble; and, Ross tries to teach Rachel and Phoebe martial arts. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

18:30 ONE DAY SERIES - INDIA V SRI LANKA Live HD WS NA

India v Sri Lanka - Evening Session Wide World Of Sports presents the third game between India v Sri Lanka live from Bellerive Oval, Hobart. Join Mark Nicholas, Tony Greig, Michael Slater, Ian Healy and Mark Taylor for all the action.

22:00 U-571 2000 Captioned Repeat WS M

U-571

Mathew McConaughey stars in this World War II suspense drama about an American submarine crew's battle against time, and their own fears while carrying out a daring mission to capture a top-secret encrypting device from a Nazi U-boat.

Starring: Matthew McConaughey, Bill Paxton, Harvey Keitel, Jon Bon Jovi, Jake Weber, David Keith

Cons.Advice: Some Violence 00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

01:00 DANGERMAN Repeat PG

Have A Glass Of Wine

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

02:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ALIVE & COOKING Repeat HD WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One That Could Have Been - Part 1

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

12:00 FIRE OVER AFRICA 1954 Repeat WS G

Fire Over Africa Maureen O'Hara plays a former O.S.S. agent who takes on smugglers in Tangiers, where she must also resist the advances of handsome rogue Macdonald Carey.

Starring: Maureen O'Hara, Mcdonald Carey, Binnie Barnes

14:00 RESCUE SPECIAL OPS Captioned Repeat HD WS M Jordan is caught in a web of sex, lies and sabotage following a bizarre accident at a building site. Michelle faces the toughest day of her career as she deals with a string of disasters.

Starring: Peter Phelps, Les Hill, Libby Tanner, Gigi Edgley, Daniel Amalm, Gary Sweet

15:00 BIRDS OF A FEATHER Repeat WS PG

Just Visiting Sharon and Tracey try to come to terms with their husbands' imprisonment and struggle to find a way to explain the situation to Tracey's son Garth.

Starring: Peter Polycarpou, Linda Robson, Pauline Quirke, Lesley Joseph

15:30 BLESS THIS HOUSE WS PG

Mum's The Word Eavesdropping Sid overhears a conversation and is pleased with what is said. Trouble is he only heard half the conversation.

Starring: Sidney James, Diana Coupland, Robin Stewart, Anthony Jackson, Patsy Rowlands

16:00 EXCESS BAGGAGE Captioned Repeat WS TB

Hosted by singer Kate Ceberano, Excess Baggage is the feel good show of 2012, a series that delves into the hearts, minds and bodies of eight celebrities and eight everyday Australians to help them shed their physical and emotional baggage. Join Britney Spearss ex-husband Kevin Federline, rescued Beaconsfield miner Brant Webb, AFL legend Robert "Dipper" DiPierdomenico and five other celebs and as they battle it out in the ultimate fat fighting contest.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Ross Dates A Student After a fire in their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must live with either Joey or Monica. Meanwhile, Ross gets into trouble at college. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Joey's Fridge

Ross worries when Liz goes on holidays with her friends; and, Joey's fridge breaks down. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 BABOON BANDITS HD WS PG

Gate Crashers

Whiley old male Merlin plans the raid of his life, breaking into a restaurant but will he bungle his burgle? Meanwhile the rest of the troop use a paddling pool to chill out and overweight gangster Jimmy trashes a vegetable garden.

20:00 CHEETAH KINGDOM Repeat HD WS PG

Follow British wildlife cameraman, David Houghton's efforts to return rescued cheetahs to the wild on a 40,000-acre reserve in Namibia. Watch as his team deals with an emergency when one of the animals overheats during a health check and risks brain damage unless its temperature is lowered.

20:30 IN & OUT 1997 Captioned Repeat WS PG

In & Out

A high school teacher questions his sexuality after a former student makes a comment about him as he accepts an Academy Award. Comedy ensues as his private life is turned upside-down in the small town where he lives.

Starring: Kevin Kline, Joan Cusack, Matt Dillon, Debbie Reynolds, Tom Selleck, Wilford Brimley, Bob Newhart

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Adult Themes

22:30 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes, going through layers of grime and muck. Homes that haven't been cleaned for years.

23:00 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes, going through layers of grime and muck. Homes that haven't been cleaned for years.

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

01:00 SEAWAY Repeat WS PG

The Last Voyage

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

02:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme 03:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 BLESS THIS HOUSE Repeat WS PG

Mum's The Word Eavesdropping Sid overhears a conversation and is pleased with what is said. Trouble is he only heard half the conversation.

Starring: Sidney James, Diana Coupland, Robin Stewart, Anthony Jackson, Patsy Rowlands

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Joey's Fridge

Ross worries when Liz goes on holidays with her friends; and, Joey's fridge breaks down. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

12:00 NOW AND FOREVER 1956 Repeat PG

Now And Forever A young couple in love, meeting secretly because their parents won't let them marry, decide to elope and finally win their parents' understanding.

Starring: Jack Warner, Janette Scott, Kay Walsh, Vernon Gray

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

14:00 RESCUE SPECIAL OPS Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Heidi's life is thrown into chaos when she makes a chilling discovery at a Fun Park rescue. Jordan helps save the life of a serial rapist - but have the police got the wrong man? Dean rescues an old flame, sparking a hot new romance.

Starring: Peter Phelps, Les Hill, Libby Tanner, Gigi Edgley, Daniel Amalm, Gary Sweet

15:00 BABOON BANDITS Repeat HD WS PG

Gate Crashers

15:30 CHEETAH KINGDOM Repeat HD WS PG

16:00 EXCESS BAGGAGE Captioned Repeat WS TB

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Mac And C.H.E.E.S.E

Joey auditions for a starring role in a television series, but Chandler almost ruins everything. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Ross tries desperately to impress Elizabeth's father; Joey jeopardises his new acting job by insulting a robot; and, Phoebe writes a book about Monica and Chandler. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Paul's The Man When Ross and Elizabeth go away for a romantic weekend, they don't expect to be interrupted, least of all by her strict father and Rachel; and, Monica panics Chandler by planning their wedding. Bruce Willis guest stars. Starring: Bruce Willis, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

20:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Ring After an exhaustive search, Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring - and then loses it; and, Rachel's attempts to get Paul to reveal his emotions creates new problems. Bruce Willis guest stars. Starring: Bruce Willis, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

20:30 DIRTY DANCING 1987 Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Dirty Dancing

In the summer of 1963, innocent 17-year-old Baby vacations with her parents. One evening, she is drawn to the staff quarters by stirring music. There she meets Johnny, the hotel dance instructor whos as experienced as Baby is naïve. Mesmerized by the sexy beats and uninhibited movements of dirty dancing, Baby soon becomes Johnny's prize pupil - in dance and love.

Starring: Patrick Swayze, Jennifer Grey, Jerry Orbach, Cynthia Rhodes, Jack Weston

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Adult Themes

22:30 EMBARRASSING BODIES Repeat WS M

Kids/Southend

Dr. Christian Jessne and Dr Pixie McKenna are on a mission to get the nation to face up to its embarrassing conditions and seek help. This week's episode includes the dramatic case of a 9-year-old with the worst case of varicose that Christian has ever seen and a group of primary school kids are checked for nits and rotten teeth.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

02:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme 04:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 BIRDS OF A FEATHER Repeat WS PG

Just Visiting Sharon and Tracey try to come to terms with their husbands' imprisonment and struggle to find a way to explain the situation to Tracey's son Garth.

Starring: Peter Polycarpou, Linda Robson, Pauline Quirke, Lesley Joseph

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Mac And C.H.E.E.S.E

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

12:00 THE TREASURE OF PANCHO VILLA 1955 Captioned Repeat PG

The Treasure Of Pancho Villa Three tough mercenaries rob a federal gold shipment in the United States, and head south for Mexico and a rendezvous with Pancho Villa. Greed and lust follow them on their danger-filled journey.

Starring: Rory Calhoun, Shelley Winters

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

14:00 RESCUE SPECIAL OPS Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Dean and Lara pursue a gang of incompetent ATM bam-raiders, with explosive results. Vince and the team battle to rescue Dean and Chase's father from a building site accident. Michelle fears the worst when Head Office launches an investigation into the Unit.

Starring: Peter Phelps, Les Hill, Libby Tanner, Gigi Edgley, Daniel Amalm, Gary Sweet

15:00 MAD ABOUT THE HOUSE Repeat WS PG

Bex & Al

Alex must make every design, decorating and DIY decision without help from girlfriend Bex.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

16:00 EXCESS BAGGAGE Captioned Repeat WS TB

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Proposal - Part 1 Chandler's romantic proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend returns; Joey accidentally buys a boat; and, a water balloon incident reminds Ross of how young Elizabeth really is. Tom Selleck guest stars. Starring: Tom Selleck, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer 18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One with the Proposal - Part 2 Rachel and Phoebe worry about becoming unmarried old ladies, so they choose "backup" husbands; and, Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates marriage, and she seeks consolation with Richard. Starring: Tom Selleck, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers. ONE DAY SERIES - AUSTRALIA V SRI 19:30 LANKA Captioned Live HD WS NA

Australia v Sri Lanka - Evening Session Wide World Of Sports presents Australia v Sri Lanka live from the MCG. Join Mark Nicholas, Tony Greig, Michael Slater, Ian Healy and Mark Taylor for all the action.

22:00 LAW & ORDER HD WS M

DWB White police officers are accused of beating and dragging a black man to his death. McCoy tries to prosecute while facing pressure from Federal prosecutors, who want to make a deal with one of the guilty parties.

Starring: Jerry Orbach, Jesse L. Martin, Dennis Farina

23:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

02:00 POOR COW 1967 Repeat WS M

Poor Cow A young woman lives a life filled with bad choices; marrying and having a child with an abusive thief at a young age, only to move on with another criminal who quickly ends up in prison.

Starring: Carol White, Terence Stamp, Malcolm McDowell, John Bindon

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Violence, Adult Themes

04:00 SEAWAY Repeat WS PG

Abraham's Hand

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

05:00 MAD ABOUT THE HOUSE Repeat WS PG

Bex & Al

Alex must make every design, decorating and DIY decision without help from girlfriend Bex.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language Sat Mar 3, 2012

06:00 THE TREASURE OF PANCHO VILLA 1955 Captioned Repeat PG

Starring: Rory Calhoun, Shelley Winters

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

08:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 SO LITTLE TIME 1952 Repeat PG

So Little Time

During World War II, German soldiers occupy the home of a beautiful Belgian girl and her mother.

Starring: Maria Schell, Marius Goring

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Adult Themes

11:25 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

The Monté Carlo Murders No one wants to believe that Jessica found a body in her hotel suite in London and they don't want her to believe it, either.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul

12:25 EASY TO WED 1946 Repeat PG

Easy To Wed

To prevent a libel case against the paper, a reporter tries to compromise the reputation of a tycoon's slandered daughter.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Van Johnson, Esther Williams, Keenan Wynn

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

14:40 SEVEN BRIDES FOR SEVEN BROTHERS 1954 Repeat HD WS G

Seven Brides For Seven Brothers

In 1850 Oregon, when a backwards man brings a wife home to his farm, his six brothers decide that they want to get married too.

Starring: Jane Powell, Howard Keel, Russ Tamblyn, Julie Newmar, Ruta Lee

16:50 MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE 1999 Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Message In A Bottle

Kevin Costner and Robin Wright Penn star in this dramatic story of love, lost and found. A woman finds a romantic letter in a bottle washed ashore and tracks down the author, a widowed shipbuilder whose wife died tragically early. As a deep and mutual attraction blossoms, the man struggles to make peace with his past - as a tragic secret hovers over any hope of happiness.

Starring: Kevin Costner, Robin Wright, Paul Newman, John Savage, Illeana Douglas, Robbie Coltrane

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, A Sex Scene, Mild Coarse Language

19:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

Powis Castle Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed? 20:30 CSI: NY Captioned Repeat HD WS M

...Comes Around Can the team clear a tennis legend of murder? Mac believes that the continuing investigation into what happened with Clay Dobson is nothing but media pressure.

Starring: Gary Sinise, Melina Kanakaredes, Hill Harper, Carmine Giovinazzo

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

21:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Tipping Point The CSI team, with the help of local tipsters, fights to save a neighbourhood on the brink of being taken over by a violent street gang.

Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Teri Polo

22:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat HD WS M

The Grave Shift Dr. Langston has a challenging first day learning the ropes both in the field and in the crime lab, and the team has a difficult time deciding who will get Grissom's old office.

Starring: Laurence Fishburne, Marg Helgenberger, William Petersen, George Eads

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

23:25 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:20 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!

01:50 SWEET BIRD OF YOUTH 1962 Repeat HD WS M

Sweet Bird Of Youth

In his quest to become a movie star, Chance Wayne (Newman) will use anyone--the girlfriend he left behind and the actress who pays for the affection of a handsome young man. But when Chance comes home, his good looks may not protect him from the wrath of the people he has hurt.

Starring: Paul Newman, Geraldine Page, Shirley Knight

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Drug Use

04:05 DANGERMAN Repeat PG

The Ubiquitous Mr. Lovegrove

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

05:05 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

The Monté Carlo Murders No one wants to believe that Jessica found a body in her hotel suite in London and they don't want her to believe it, either.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul