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By Nadia Sefein $50 per semester in the halls and $50 per semester in stove hoods in the suites. The dorm cooking fee will go up to $100 a semester in the suites. In addition to these raises, a proportional In accordance with the raising of the dorm cooking the halls and $66 a semester in the suites next year cooking fee will be charged to those students on the fees, new dishwashers are being installed in the halls under a proposal soon to be presented in Albany. various partial meal plans but not the 19 meal per of the suites at a rate of one building every two weeks. The plan was drawn up by the Dorm Cooking Advi- week plan. The summer cooking fee will also be raised The committee will also review the idea of allowing sory Committee and presented at an open meeting in to $44 per term. two stoves in the end hall lounges which join two halls, the Lecture Hall last night that was attended primar- Another adjustment being put into effect by the new such as in O'Neill and Irving colleges. ily by university administrators. budget plan is that of student-employed garbage rem- The committee, composed of both faculty and stu- oval. Presently, workers employed by the state take The dorm cooking fees at Stony Brook have dents, obtained its information by going from dorm to care of this task. According to the committee, this remained the same for the last three years. Now, how- dorm to get student input Campus Operations Vice- change will be a major money saving move. It is also ever, due to the fact that Albany will no longer be President Robert Francis will present their findings hoped by members of the committee that garbage rem- subsidizing the fees, the committee has been left with in the state capital. Francis predicted that "very little, ,oval will eventually become the sole responsibility of no choice but to raise the fees, according to committee if any, modification of the committee's proposal would the hall residents, thereby eliminating the need to pay member Brian Kohn. When asked to comment on the take place." employees to do the job. In addition to the student budget by a student at the hearing, Francis said, "the In an attempt to get rid of a $155,000 deficit, the new employees, there will be a small, state-employed custo- committee did a terrific job and the new proposal is the budget calls for increasing the dorm cooking fees from dial staff to do cleaning of the kitchens in the halls and best proposal that could be put together." Reagan Urges Support for Gov't Cuts ble budget. "And you can help too, by just last month - that it must also carry Washington (AP) - President Rea- administration now projects a 1983 a limitation on taxes. gan asked Americans last night to rally budget deficit of $102 billion, even if all letting your representatives know that you think this is no time for politics as The proposal hardly would settle the anew to his prescription for tax and the President's spending curbs are dispute over the pending 1983 budget. spending cuts, saying: "You did it once adopted. usual - that you, too, want an end to runaway taxes, spending, government Reagan asked his audience to let Con- - you can do it again." Bolling said the president's speech gress know 'that you support the kind of With his 1983 budget mired in con- was overly political, in a situation that debt and high interest rates." Reagan said efforts to shape a budget fair, effective apporach I have outlined gressional dispute - and bipartisan requires bipartisanship. "I don't believe for you tonight. Let it know you stand the solution is the kind of partisanship compromise failed "despite our best efforts at compromise virtually dead - behind our recovery program." Reagan declared that his Democratic that prevailed last year." Boiling said. efforts to achieve a fair compromise." Earlier, House Speaker Thomas P. critics only '"want more That is when the Reagan economic pro- But Bolling said, "If we work together and more spend- O'Neill insisted that Reagan offered ing and more and more taxes." gram was approved by Congress. "If it's effectively we can produce something a "raw deal" throughout Reagan also urged enactment of a con- turned into a partisan rat race, it will be that's good for you and good for the coun- the bipartisan negotiations stitutional amendment to require bal- very, very difficult for anybody to win." try and good for the future of the coun- which ended in failure a anced federal budgets in the future. try." He said the problem is neither day earlier. But the administration por- Ratification could take years, but Rea- But Reagan talked of exactly the kind Republican nor Democratic, "it's very trayed the president as having exhausted gan said it is the only way to "stop of campaign that won for him a year important that we have bipartisan coop- both concessions and patience. government's squandering, over-taxing ago. "Make your voice heard," he said. eration all the way through." ways and save our economy." "Let your representatives know that you "Government will have to do what Reagan, in his first retreat on income support the kind of fair, effective apprc- -eachof us does with our own family taxes, did offer a delay in the 10 percent Reagan's nationally broadcast and ach I have outlined for you tonight. budgets - spend no more than we can cut scheduled for next year, but O'Neill televised address came a day after "Let them know you stand behind our afford," the president said in his address and others said that didn't go far efforts at a budget compromise col- recovery program," he said. "You did it from the Oval Office. enough. And they rejected as cruel and lapsed, a failure he blamed on the Demo- once, you can do it again." Reagan said "only a constitutional unnecessary his offer to "split the differ- crats. He said the administration had The White House press office said that amendment will do the job. We've tried ence" on new cuts in social programs offered "our best efforts to achieve a fair a little more than an hour after Reagan the carrot and it failed. With the stick of which were slashed last year. compromise." finished his speech, the White House a balanced budget amendment, we can On March 31,Reagan endorsed the con- Rep. Richard Bolling (D-Missouri) Comments Office had recorded 1,313 stop government's squandering, over- cept of the balanced budget amend- took the air immediately after Reagan's telepphone calls in favor of his remarks taxing ways and save our economy." ment, but said it "must also carry with it address with a rebuttal, and said that and 261 "not in favor." The Senate already is considering a limitation on taxes." the people should demand continuation Of those callers specifically mention- such a measure - bearing 55 co- The Senate plan would require Con- of the quest for a bipartisan budget ing the balanced budget amendment, sponsors - though it would allow deficit gress to balance the budget yearly, compromise. 194 supported it and 25 did not, the spending provided both Houses autho- except during war or by majority votes He said Reagan's budget is unfair, announcement said. rize it by a three-fifths vote. The presi- of at least 60 percent. And it would pro- and carries an unacceptably high deficit Reagan said he will do everything he dent's endorsement lacked the hibit tax rates from rising faster than can to help despite cuts in social spending. The Congress produce a responsi- conditions he had attached to the idea national income. . ' -- -News Diges as selection of a panel from which his jury will be -State ami Je -International -- picked was nearing completion. U.S. District Judge Barrington Parker set a Satur- Warsaw, Poland - Martial law authorities began day session to clear the decks for the start of testimony freeing 1,000 interned Solidarity unionists, farmers Buffalo, N.Y. - Buffalo city officials have begun after the weekend in Hinckley's trial on charges he and intellectuals zlosing video arcades that don't have licenses, leading yesterday and their release came so tried to kill President Reagan and three others. fast that some found no one to greet them at a prison one arcade operator to lament, "I'm beginning to see At the end of Day 3, the judge and lawyers had bus-stop. why people hate the government." "qualified" 36 of the 43 people needed for the final jury "We were just told that we were released. We got our Like a number of other video arcade owners, David selection and it appeared the pool would be completed Stein has filed an application for a license but hasn't belongings and said good-bye," said one unionist freed Friday morning. from Warsaw's Bialoleka prison, where received it yet. 35 Solidarity Sixteen people were excused for unstated reasons. members walked out after 4% months. At the same "I've been out of work for the past 15 months," he said Parker told lawyers to come to court Saturday to time, four Solidarity chiefs in hiding called for talks Wednesday after police closed his 22-machine Astro- take up major legal matters that must be resolved with the Communist government and freedom for land Games. "I've only been open a month and I've before the jury can be sworn for Hinckley's trial. union boss Lech Walesa, who has been held since the finally found something to invest in and now every- Dec. 13 crackdown. A** thing's gone." The releases came one day after a government com- Washington - The former commander of U.S. for- Frank Hahn, the city's license commissioner, said munique announced the partial amnesty and a major ces in the Pacific proposed yesterday that the Soviet some of the arcade operators have only themselves to easing of martial law restrictions, including suspen- Union and the United States surrender their nuclear blame. He said the ordinance requiring a license sion of the 11 pm - 5 am curfew and other concessions. weapons, one at a time, for conversion into electric approved by the Common Council was enacted last About 2,000 people remain in custody, including power plant fuels as a swords-into-plowshares step September but a number of operators waited until the Walesa and his top advisers. toward disarmament. courts upheld the law before applying for licenses. Retired Adm. Noel Gayler said his proposal could "Now the operators of arcades are finally getting off *»* lead to sharp reductions in the nuclear stockpiles of their duffs" and are "coming in in droves" to apply for Tyre, Lebanon - Despite a U.S. policy prohibiting both nations without the technological disputes that licenses, Hahn said. Butbackground checks and police official contacts with the Palestine Liberation Organi- have blocked disarmament. It is simple and easily and fire reports on arcade locations take several weeks zation (PLO) American soldiers here talk to PLO guer- verifiable, he said. before the Council's legislation committee can act on rillas on a regular basis and some say they have At a news conference of the American Committee on the applications. developed trusted friendships with them. East-West Accord, a business-oriented group which "I've got PLO friends who are very, very close and seeks to promote peace and trade, Gayler's idea was ,**» whom I would trust in anything," U.S. Army Maj. endorsed by George Kennan, U.S. ambassador to the Albany, N.Y. - Talks between Gov. Hugh Carey Allan Ingalls, 37, of Westminster, Md., told a visitor Soviet Union in the Truman administration. and legislative leaders to end New York's 1982 state this week. *a* budget dispute broke down yesterday. Ingalls is one of about 20 American troops assigned Washington - Sen. Alfonse D'Amato, (R-New Following a two-hour, pre-dawn meeting with the as unarmed observers with the U.N. Truce Supervi- York), backed off yesterday from the strong anti-rent- leaders, Carey accused them of wanting to inflict "a sion Organization that monitors the armistice Israel control stand he had taken a year earlier. case of fiscal herpes" on the state. signed with its Arab neighbors in 1949. Contact with D'Amato, whose stand had proved unpopular with The breakdown came as Carey and the leaders the PLO and Lebanese militias is part of their job. many of his New York City constituents, said it was not seemed to be edging closer to an agreement to end a The camaraderie and casual dialogue can be seen in 'a change of heart," but a "matter of priorities." budget dispute which has left New York unable to -the Tyre barracks about 12 miles north of the Israeli "You take up the battles you can be productive on, borrow about $3.5 billion it needs to make local and border in a seaport town cluttered with Roman ruins rather than just spout an ideological philosophy that school aid payments. and the wreckage of modern warfare. doesn't inure to the benefit of your constituents," D'Amato said. Carey has claimed that the Legislature wants to These two are my friends," says a PLO guerrilla spend about $500 million more than the state will col- dressed in U.S.-made camouflage fatigues and carry- In last year's session, D'Amato sponsored an amend- lect in taxes and fees in the coming year and so he's ing a walkie-talkie. He nodded toward Ingalls and ment to an annual housing bill that would have sharply vetoed about $900 million from the $27 billion budget another Army major from east Texas who asked not to limited housing aid to areas which have local rent approved by the Legislature on March 31. be identified beyond the first name of "Jim." control laws. More than 1.3 million houses and apart- The governor, facing the possibility of veto over- They are not like that pro-Israeli cowboy Reagan," ments in New York are under some form of rent control. rides, has refused to certify that New York has a bal- ,said the guerrilla, giving his name only as Ali. Rep. Chalmers Wylie, (R-Ohio), who was the House anced budget And without that certification, state '-1VA T sponsor of D'Amato's amendment, said he planned to Comptroller Edward Regan says he won't conduct re-introduce it this year. The House Banking Commit- New York's annual "spring borrowing." -Washington - John Hinckley Jr. stayed in the soli- tee, of which Wylie isa member, is now consideringthe tude of his bleak, windowless basementcell Thursday housing bill. (Compiled from Tie Avociated AVx)

Page 2 STATESMAN April 30. 1982 Finkelstein, Gamberg Win Election s By Howard Saltz "Now that the campaigns are over and the politicians can stop spewing their bullshit rhe- toric," said newly-elected Pol- ity Secretary Barry Ritholtz, "it's time for Polity to develop a set of priorities [and] imple- ment a communications net- work with the students...We can't have it all now. It's a step by step process. But with the right organizing, this school will be second to none." Ritholtz was one of three Pol- ity executive elected Tuesday from the informed ticket that included Adina Finkelstein for president and David Gamberg for vice-president. NOw POdiy offl a to (let fight}: Adina Finkelstin, president; David Gambflg, vic-prosdent; and Barry Ritholtz, scrary. Curent Viw- Finkelstein, this year's secre- Pr-iant Van Brown w elected chief justice of the Judiciary. tary, defeated Patrick Hilton, president of the Haitian Stu- 321 votes as a write-in and Freshman Representative Brown was elected chief justice decided. Collette Babich dents Organization, 1,353 votes candidate. Belina Anderson was re- of the Polity Judiciary, with received 312 votes, Jean Par- to 1,004 heading an election Finkelstein and Gamberg elected as the representative of 916 votes. Other winners to that tridge 305 and Robert Brynien characterized by what Election out-polled Hilton and Ripp in the sophomore class, defeating body were Ellen Brounstein, 178, but none received a major- Board officials termed a very all quads except Kelly, where Jeff Knapp and Brian Kohn, with 911 votes; Sharon King, ity. A run-off election, between high turnout. Hilton resides. They also 355 to 204 to 93, respectively. 896; Cheryl Bader, 864; Virgi- the top two-vote-getters, which Gamberg, currently the received more commuter votes. The referendum to fund inter- nia Baxter, 845; Steve Mella- is usually the way to settle such sophomore class representa- G-Quad gave the most over- collegiate athletics $5 per stu- ney, 845; Victoria Chevalier, elections, is only one option, tive, topped Commuter Senator whelming support for the dent per semester from the 811; Gail Langille, 782; according to Election Board Gil Ripp 1,305 to 851. Ritholtz, winners. current activity fee for fall 1982 Dewayne Briggins, 709; and member Marvellen Sullivan. the only candidate on the ballot In other elections, Jim Bur- through the spring of 1985 Martin Krasnoff, 665. She said that holding the run- for secretary, tallied 1,551, ton, running unopposed, was passed, 1,702 to 1,127. The senior class president off in the fall with the elections while Michelle Ondey received elected senior representative Polity Vice-President Van race was the only one not (continued an page 4)

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University to Investigate Damaged HSC Facad'e

By Mitch Wawer of plaster. Campus. where the building is located. No one knows what caused the damage to the facade The contract to investigate the damage has been let The damage to the East face was reported to Public of the Basic Sciences Building of the Health Sciences out to the lowest bidder, Donalson Electric, and no Safety by John Mclaughlin, senior safety engineer at Center, or when it will be repaired, or how much it will work has been done on the project as yet, said Curley. the department of Environmental Health and Safety cost. But it will cost the SUNY Construction Fund Curley has been in touch with the firm of architects on February 17. Public Safety then put up the barri- (7.000 to find the answers to these questions, said Con- who designed the buildings, Bertrand Goldberg Asso- ers. McLaughlin was alerted to the problem by an struction Coordinator Joseph Curley of that organiza- ciates of Chicago. and will talk with them again when anonymous caller who told him that 'the Health tion. Donalson Acoustic has done its work. He does not Science Center is falling down." "It is not a structural problem," said Curley. The know "where the liability [for the damage] lies" or if In February of 1981. a faulty weld in an I-beam damage seems to extend only to the plaster facade of there is a liability. This, too, will be investigated. He caused $250,000 in damages to offices of the School of the prewstressed concrete building, he said. There are did, however, say that he thought it 'strange" that the Allied Health professions, which is housed in the other two spots about 10 feet wide, and about 50 feet off the building has been open since February of 1980 and tower of the Health Science Center. The beam sagged ground on the East and West face of the building, nothing like this has happened before. six to eight inches. and was wedged in against the where the plaster facing has fallen off. It is the smaller Kenth Sjolin, assistant director of Public Safety. metal column to which it had been welded. The beam tower of the Health Science Center. The area is roped said that no one has been hurt by falling debris from was repaired. and Curley said there was no relation off to prevent people from being hurt by falling chunks the building. Sjolin is head of Public Safety for East between that incident and the damage to the facade.

April 30, 1982 STATESMAN Paqe 3 I 0--- I I I FMikelstein New EARFUL CHEERFUL I - TH Polity President I RECORD DEPOT I 2781 M». 25 SURP1 (continuedfrom page 3) I for senators, treasurer and (Big Bafrts Shopping Center Iff freshman representative is 1/2 mte east of Srtthaven Mall) - -W- SHACK--- - - being considered as a money- AT MAC SNYmWo ART NAV STOUR saving measure, and it has been 585-2121 suggested that Partridge and *__u W.And Babich share the position. An a" noW a Us" election would cost over $900. *Trde In Yow FoMCash of Crlt Genuine U.S. Issue Combat Gear Work Together Gamberg said the fact that We Cary A n Of .. r LC-2 Nylon Combat Pack ...... $64.00 all candidates from the same s Rock * HeavV Mel * Counry * Easy Listening * Jazz O LC-2 Nylon Canteen Cover ...... $7.00 emi-party were elected is 5ds * 60Ws * 703s * 80*s * Re a New Issue Camo Canteen Cover . $8.50 advantageous, as "we'll work Albums * Cassetes * Bkak Tapes & Accessories o Nylon Compass/lst Aid Pouch .. $3.50 well together." This year's Council, which began in much COPAE OU( LOW P o Intrenching Tool & Carrier .... $25.00 the same situation, has been AM $S.9f Urn Wps & a Heavy Canvas Map Case ...... $10.00 beset with differences and pol- O Nylon Tool Bag ...... $12.00 itical in-fighting in recent ALWAYrS $7A9 or MESS!!! ° Combat Butt Pack ...... $15.00 months. Tunsday * Fid ncon to 9. Saukloa IO to 7. Sundw 12 to 6 ° Ammo Clips-M16, 30 cal & 45 cal.$3-10 Gamberg said they will look toward issues such as the dorm THIS WEEK LP MSMPEMCALS $599 cooking fee and its service, an improved meal plan, lengthen- 214 Main Street 1 5 4 ing the hours of operation for New Van Halen ...... IDfer Down Port Jefferson |fy 9 New Paul McCartrwy.. Tug od War the Library, the Computing ^ "A r9al *WbalOOM- Amyn-MW7 ftwer ^i Center and the Stony Brook m-e .0 - - - - z -~~~~~~~ Union and getting a gas station 0 or supermarket on camnus. "I don't list those as promises," Gamberg said, 'I list these as things I see for the campus that will improve the quality of stu- dent life that can be worked on if we organize." Ondey, whose showing was REBAE high for a write-in candidate, said she was not discouraged, and urged anyone who might On your Coltege Ring consider a write-in candidacy in the future to try it. Ondey, a write-in because she missed the deadline for filing petitions for office, even won in Kelly Quad. where she lives. Hilton, who said he is looking into problems with voting procedures, said that the 1,000 votes he received was indica- tive of a dissatisfaction with Polity. "People who were voting for me," Hilton said, "Most of them were much more aware of the issues. It was people who wanted Polity to change- Polity's goals, Polity's direc- tions. It shows that people are aware...about 1,000 people are dissatisfied with Polity."

MX Missile To Speak at SB The co-designer of the SPECIAL OFFER submarine-based MX alterna- tive plan and a Columbia Uni- ONE WEEK ONL Y versity professor will speak May 4 and 6 as part of a Peace During the week of May 3-7 Josten's expensive than a year ago (May 1981, $550 Center series at Stony Brook. will be offering a $15.00 discount on all 10K Richard Garwin of IBM, who ,per ounce), so in additon to lower cost,the Gold claw ring& On all 14K gold rings discount of either has co-designed the MX missile $15.00 or $30.00 systems plan and served as an Josten's will discount $30.00 off the regular reduces the price even more. >price of our rings. The Josten's College adviser to four U.S. presidents, In addition to our excellent discount will speak at 7:30 PM Thurs- Ring Representative, Bob De Neef, will be offer, Josten's offers the additional deluxe day, May 6, at Stony Brook's -atschool on May 3, 5 & 6 and you can options on your ring at NO EXTRA COST: new Arms Control, Disarma- order your ring personally from him. Your choice of: ment and Peace Studies Resource Center. His topic is, This will be a one time offer for the 1. Yellow or white gold Spring semester and will not be repeated 'Nuclear Weapons and 2.Birthstone or Josten's National Survival.0 this school year. Sunburst stone. Full3. name engraved in Seymour Melman, an indus, Because of the lower price of gold script or your own facsimile signature inside your ring trial engineering pfer at - (under $400 per ounce) rings are less 4. Gold encrusting on your stone Columba will examine OU.S. and Soviet Plas to Reverse the Arms RaceW at 7:30 PM Tues- 1,s- .: - DATE: May 3, 5 & 6 ( a , day, May 4. PLACE: Union Lobby (Outside enckstore)n yuso A U.S. Department of DEPOSIT: $25.00 '- ° i Defenme speaker is wheduled to M 11 adan offical from the Unitd Natins Centre vr Di- 30, 1982 armament for May 26ibo at page 4 i STATESMAN ' April 7:30 PM. Ado Students to Study Efficiency :E OfSB Campus Bus System

By John Burkhardt grade, but it's going to be interesting to do," About 30 students will be getting on campus Cincotta said, and not just another grade. buses, counting heads, monitoring how often the Madonna said the formulas Chan and his class buses reach the stops and asking people for com- will use in studying the data represent a differ- ments as part of an innovative class project. ent way to study the bus system than the admin- Professor Yu-Po Chan of the Department of istration now uses. "We gather much the same I Technology and Society has asked his EST 340 information in an intuitive manner, rather than class to gather data on both campus bus services a theoretical approach," he said. They rely and on the campus' needs and apply some of the mostly on passenger counts from the drivers to formulas they have studied in class to see if the tell them when and where the need for bus ser- service matches the need. When the data is all vice is greatest. X submitted, just before finals, he plans to do an overall review of the system, which he said would Chan said about a third of the course had been probably be finished over the summer. devoted to public transportation-both bus and "We're very happy to be able to work with Dr. train systems, and the students will be applying Chen and his class," said Paul Madonna, assist- the formulas they learned to plot graphics show- ant vice-president for administration and uni- ing the patterns of demand for bus service, and versity business manager. "It'll just be that much how long the average person waits. They will more input for us to use," in planning, he said. then calculate how efficient the system is. He Statesman/Howard Saltz Chan said the project was an academic one, not noted that efficiency could not be measured FPolity Senator Mike Komfeld has announced his candidacy for a sealt based on complaints or an attempt to change merely in terms of how fast the buses move how on the State Senate. I ,services, but that there is the "fringe benefit" of --many people, since night service moves compari- possible finding areas where service can be tively few people, but is still important to serving -improved. the community. "I think it's very interesting to do," said Rick "If a guy shows up at the roadside and sits by Graduating Seniorl Cincotta, a senior electrical engineering major the side of the road [waiting] for an hour, that who will be participating. Chan said he would let shows up" in the calculations as a flaw, he said. students substitute their grade on the project for They will also be monitoring how closely the Looks from Polity| their lowest quiz grade. "It's important for the buses come to following the schedule. -LTo State Senate I Polity Senator Mike Kornfeld will be graduating in May, but he'd still like a seat on the senate - the New York State Senate. Kornfeld, 22, New York State Democratic Committeeman for Suffolk County's 8th Assembly District, is seeking the Democratic nomiiation for State Senate in the fifth Senatorial District currently represented by Ralph Marino (R.CRTL Muttontown). Under reapportionment, the fifth district, now lying wholly in Nassau County, will likely include part of the Town of Hun- tington, where Kornfeld resides. Kornfeld is optimistic about winning despite his youth and Marino's seemingly firm hold on his seat. "Some people will be put off by my youth," he said, "but I think others will see that as a factor in my favor ... The major thing is the power that Ralph Marino has. "I think that some of the best elected officials we have were elected at young ages," he said, citing Congressman Tom Dow- ney (D-Amityville), who was a county legislator at 22 and a United States Congressman at 25. Kornfeld will be screened for the nomination by his col- leagues on the Suffolk County delegation to the State Demo- cratic Committee. Supporters in Nassau are arranging

meetings for him with party officials in the Nassau portion of 11: .: _: - - : D :' : X \ E. w -: Statesman/fRobert Werss the district. be riding the Kornfeld said he is hoping to avoid a primary, and save his About 30 students from Prof-or Yu-Po's class in the Department at Technology and Society will buses to determine the system's efficiency. campaigning for Marino. No one else has declared a candidacy for the Democratic nomination yet. Funding for the campaign. the source of which Kornfeld said is "rough," will come from F union local and progressive organization in what the candidate called a grassroots campaign. "A few thousand dollars" will be Stone Brock SM~IT..-Catch it! enough, he said. While conceding that "taking on Senator Marino and the entrenched Nassau Republican machine will not be an easy task," Kornfeld said he will wage "a hard-hitting, progressive,' Tryouts for Stony Brook's 1982-83 cheerleaders issue-oriented campaign," one which, he believes, will help in, will be conducted the first week in May. Men mobilizing people and attracting new blood to the Democratic and women students are invited to attend Party. special practice sessions with Joan Murphy, "If my campaign helps to mobilize people and get young captain of this year's team, people involved in making the Democratic Party into the pro- Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, May 3, 4, 5 gressive party it once was," the political science major said, i at 6:00 p.m. - gymnasium. "then I would have achieved something." This does not mean "I wouldn't run if Kornfeld is running only to make a statement Judging of the finalists and selection of the it was a futile gesture," he said. I thought 1982-83 Cheerleading Team will take place Kornfeld, who was recently elected to membership in Phi Thursday, May 6, as vice-president of the Huntington Beta Kappa, has served 5 p.m. - Gymnasium village Youth Development Association and on his school dis- trict's committee on the handicapped. He was also an elected New York State delegate to the 1980 White House Conference Candidates are invited to report to any practice information. If you On Families. session to register and get full questions concerning the criteria or the He said he will draw upon his experiences in the Polity have any guidelines, please contact Joan Murphy, 67203. Senate for what not to do. Emotional ;(conied po page 10) iis -.. I1%6--- -- l April 30, 1982 STATESMAN Page 5 - - ;-= SWOL Io _W^^AfOEN.. ** . , A.OWNERS ^LDT- I I 111 Itm9 LJf Im. AinKIw %mJES I IA 3DONTISTo 129 Hallock Ave. Re. 25A -. BRUCE I. -- Tues.-Sat. 92 198 DIR. BRUC 1. MEYE I.^~ENITXr% ANY Foreign car BUXR1ER5UMM!R C( DIN1 CSEA PANEL SAVE $20.00 | I ALL INCLUSIVE -i Tune-up. OilCh , | 4 PRIVATE Vvei Anot. ~m-rIT FAW3s PeacOd. Tire Prespre Servi Service. Lo- nudes a* m spy- PLUS MUCH M01 ORTHODONTIC MOSLER_ OFFICE ,ed BUG S! 01 Pazhinldes bor RABBIT1 *^

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Page 6 STATESMAN April 30, 1982 A Different Set of Problems A Glimmer of Hope for the Disabled ?

By Dara E. Tyson becoming accessible because former In order to facilitate library usage for University President John Toll said he disabled students, the "Handicapped did not want Stony Brook to become Center" was set up. Located on the another Hofstra. second floor of the main library, the cen- "I wanted to live far away from home ter contains audio-cassettes, two $2,000 to show that I was a functional human Visualtek machines for print enlarge- being," said Susan Stanton, a Westches- ment, a braille map of campus, a record ter resident who has palsy. "I didn't go player with selected talking books, a home at all freshmen year. My mother Perkins brailler, and a talking calcula- cried. She felt useless." tor that speaks the functions. There is While the Office of the Disabled also a book paging service if students believes the enrollment of disabled stu- cannot manage the steps in the book dents will increase due to improve- stacks. Mary McCallum, coordinator for ments, Lynette Perez, a wheelchair-bound library facilities, explained that the cen- student, remains skeptical. "We're a ter is running a one-year pilot project small minority here so why should they with a $20,000 Kurzweil reading knock down and build for four or five machine for the blind. McCallum people? I know one woman who left here explained that the machine uses a com- because she had brittle bones and had a fear of falling out of her wheelchair." Second of a Perez explained that many students do two-part series. not graduate from Stony Brook because of frustration with the facilities and a puterized scanning system that trans- lack of attention from faculty. lates printed text into a synthetic voice. "It's a catch-22," Steen said. "You There are 15 potential users but less have to make the campus accessible for than five have used it, McCallum said. the disabled to come, but they w-.n't "It's difficult to learn how to issue com- make it accessible unless we're here."' mands and interpret the voice," McCal- The physical barriers can be modi- lum said. "It's very electronic and takes fied. But the psychological barriers may, about 10 hours to learn. It's really a chal- be even more resilient to change. Manx lenge because the students must learn to able-bodied people do not feel affected interact with the machine. The machine by what happens to the disabled. If they affords reading independence." McCal- do see themselves affected, they may lum went on to explain that the machine feel afraid, overwhelmed and may is at Stony Brook on loan and only one shrug off the issue until confronted with student has come back this semester to it. As Beverly Harrison, the university's use it. affirmative action officer, put it: Stony Brook is only in its embryonic "What's scary is that anybody can stage of becoming an accessible univer- become disabled overnight. We're only sity. Hofstra University in Hempstead temporarily able-bodied. A person has achieved Stony Brook's goal of 100 knows they won't wake up one day and percent program acetsibility. Accord- be a minority or a woman. But a person ing to Chris Dennen, graduate student can become disabled. It's difficult for and coordinator of Hofstra's Office of people to deal with this." Stay on agrees that it may be harder the Disabled, Hofstra became accessible Statesman, Dom Tavela. due to "...a couple of million dollars over for someone to become disabled because 18 years. We became 100 percent pro- ters for our deaf students." Hofstra maker of accessible routes on campus they lose something and have to become gram accessible in 1981-that's Inter- claims to be the most accessible univer- and private attendant to disabled stu- re-socialized. national Year of the Disabled." sity on the East Coast and one of the top dent Pete Steen. Stanton turned her disability into a Hofstra has ly2 miles of ramps, and a three in the nation, along with the Uni- Why, then, do disabled students plus in her mind: "My whole life new $1 million dormitoay complex versity of Illinois and Berkeley. Hof- choose Stony Brook? "It was close to revolves around my handicap. I try to zalled 'The Netherlands." Sliding elect- stra's advantage is that the campus was '.home and a good school,7 said Steen, a think of it as a gift. It helped me find out ric doors, drop pay phones and elevators ,builton an old airplane field and "Stony Huntington resident. "Really, it was where I can be productive in society. I are just a few of the modifications. Brook is inherently inaccessible because between here and Georgetown, but they know where I have to go. I'm not gonna "Hofstra expands as the need arises," tit was built on the side of a mountain," weren't set up for wheelchairs." Steen be rich. All I need is 'thank you for help- -Dennen said. 'We're getting interpre- said Alvaro Salinero. schematic map- said he finds it ironic that Stony Brook is ing me.'" -^f^V.S^ 9 2ITT.q v M., . ,- ^^^^a^ :*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~. I I * D:ADCO'S l sIMPORTS 1 202 Main Street PortJeferson

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Democracy, for all its glory, is not free. In fact, for Stony Brook undergraduates, it cost $91 3.50. That's what it takes to run a Polity election; poll-watchers at more than 20 locations around campus, each earning minimum wage or thereabouts and working 10 or so hours. And, of course, there's a few more dollars for the Election Board. But that's OK. We must make sure we have fair and demo- cratic elections and if that's what it takes, allright. But it would be a damn shame to re-run the elections next week because no senior class president received a majority in Tuesday's election. A run-off is procedure in such cases, but there have been discussions about holding the run-off in the fall along with other elections then, or even asking the top MaifiveT&t)\b E AsWOWNE^N WINNYUOWQ AS7% %R5w ITew mp SHUTILE07 OQUNBtA.Be YOU two vote-getters to share the job, which we haven't quite DNAGDON.-%OT *N COLOMBIAN , - figured out what its occupant is supposed to do. ___ A^ S- _____ ------The logic in such alternatives is that it is too expensive, not to mention a little ridiculous for a meaningless position, to Will Fight' prompt somebody to be so -AiringPersonal Gripes re-run the election. We agree. The $913.50 solution is not all animalistic and sadistic? We are all human beings and that appealing, especially when almost every club in Polity Against Hate whether you think so or not we (This is an Open Letter to Wolf- needs more money and needs it bad. And For Rights are all one together. Those of gang Feil,) $913.50 is a lot of money to pay for an ego trip. you who proceed to write such This letter is in response to To the Editor: comments are the ones that your letter about "Campus Life When the show Holocaust should be exterminated; not the and Alienation," in Statesman, was broadcast on television a rest of us. I love my fellow April 23. few years ago, I thought to beings not for their color, race, myself, "I can not believe this size or shape, but for what is You began your letter sem- actually happened. I can not inside them as a human, a per- ming to sum up your year here, Sta tesman I< believe we allowed it to son. You show your ignorance as an exchange student from happen." In my head I thought when you write such deroga- West Germany. Instead, it gave it was the last time I would ever tory statements and you just me the impression that all you see or hear anything like that prove to the rest of us that you wanted to do was air your per- Howard Satz again. Unfortunately, I was do not belong here. It is people sonal gripes about our campus. Editor-in-Chief mistaken. like you that make this world It sounds as if you've had some As I walked out of the Earth ugly and hateful and we can do bad personal experiences here, Laura Craven David M. Durst and Space Science Building without you. but why take it out on everyb- Managing Editor Business Manager today I got the shock of my life. I am a Jew and I am damn ody and label all of the rest of us I couldn't believe my eyes-it proud and honored to be one, with you generalizations? Dom Tavella was all beginning to happen and if you have the audacity to Maybe compared to where you Associate Editor again but this time people like want to degrade and extermi- live, our campus doesn't reflect myself were the victims. We nate me and others like me you the "realistic world"-or Acting News Dictor - John Burkhardt were reliving the saga of the will have a fight on your hands. maybe it just doesn't reflect News Editors Glenn Taverns, Mitchell Wagner 1930s and 1940s all over again. We are no longer going to lay Assistant News Editors Robert Gorski, Steven Ruder your world. The students are On the walls it read, "Kill all back and take it on the chin. We doing what they are supposed Sports Director Peter Wishnie Jews," "Send them back to Ger- are one and we shall unite and Sports Editors Ronna Gordon. Craig Schneider to be doing-preparing for many to die," "Reopen the con- never shall you or ignorant peo- their careers. Who are you to Alternatives Directors Barbara A. Fein, Vince Tese centration camps ple like you destroy us. Alan Golnick so we can put knock them because they Arts Editor A Jew, a Catholic or a Pro- Assistant Arts Editors Hiram Maxim, Nancy Tamosaitis the Jews in their proper place "already look as if being in Alternatives Pronotional Assistant Arlene Eberle again," and lastly "We hate all testant are all the same until some business" by wearing one of them airs their feelings Acting Photo Director Robert Weiss Jews." Oh no, I will never allow suits and ties, or women wear- Photo Editors Micthael Chen, David Cohen. David Jasse it to happen again and as fast as about the other; that is where ing make-up? Assisant Photo Editors Michael Hatzakis. Philip A. Sauer I could I marked it out as best as the trouble begins. Please, eve- Advertising Manager Artie Lewis possible. The thought hit me to ryone join together and fight sorry for you that your Jack Hullihan I'm Assistant Busn" Manager replace this with my own com- against people who only want to stay here was unpleasant, or Production Manager James J Mackin ments but it would not get me destroy and not do good. Each -that you got stood up a few anywhere; responding on their and everyone of us belongs on times by people who didn't call mentality level was ludicrous. this earth; we each have a pur- you back, but like they say- What pose in life: do not let a few mor- Edtorials represent thetmanonty opinion of the EditoriaBoardandarewrittenby upsets me is with a you get out of it what you put ons destroy one of its members or a designee. campus full of supposedly edu- it. into it. I cated people, what would Stacie G. Kirsch . Adrienne Kroll CODS~mr C'vper- AM Statmman camtoon/ Atony Dltm

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- Page 2W STATESMAN/Weekends April 30, 1982 As a postscript. I have been asked to ghe This cokumn, my "Almost s "Column/toi a lite advice on survial. As a senior who Is purposely bie. rve aeIa9d tobow to to gradualing In May, and one who has spent graduate's adtt-Al (or labes) and thank all four of her college years at "the Brook." certain "lttloe" people or being there...and various Mends and sundry accomplices ovwr here...and under there...and making It have suggested that I publish a modest Mle all possble. N' ve newr met me, chances suivhal guide, for those of you left with this stock wel I that you could ignore this section concrete legacy. Glad to oblige. and notfeel slghted. I mean, what's the point of my being funny every week if I cant abuse How pfl WS r tor as the privilege. 1. Place an Ice cube in a gloss. 2. Add a shot of Jameson Irish Whiskey. Mom and Daddy (Gertrude and her hubby, 3. Fill the remainder of the glass to the rCm Marty Munchkin)-You have excel- with Bailey's Irish Cream. lant taste in offspring. I love you. 4. Digest and repeat. Carolyn "If I Don't Find Me A Man Soon, I' I Burst Asunder' Keley-Thee aren'l Howbto o p on l ast d of thew enough words in Peruvian Spanish to by --a A. Fein wekodddw pera express my deep gratitude for sanity ^ And now another chapter from Stony 1. Place two ice cubes in a tall glass. rendered, or my amazement at your -Brook's Real Life Funnies. All conversations 2. Add a shot of gin. incredibly high adreraol and progeste- guaranteed overheard. Stan Mack would be 3. Rill the remainder of the gloss with tonic. rone levels. proud. 4. Toss in a lime quarter. Anne J.- Ishould have thcughl < found The blonde was purple with rage as she 5. Digest and repeat. a polite way of excusing yo,.jrs )If from revealed her plight to her tall fiend. my lifa by now. Obviouf ly Ccnr.O thank- Blonde: Improper discharge! Of all things... How to make 11ttthroh m-II rms fully), your preppie :n iciics have now...I don't know how to get out of it. 1. Take three ice cubes and place them in gone askew. HOW am I going to tell him? He'lI nate a glass. Angela T. (of "NV")-Statistics show that 32 't - 2me. I know he'll just hate me... 2. Add a shot of Bacardi 151. percent of all Jewlst families have 3. Season to taste with Coca-Cola. (Pepsi is Tall: He won't hate you. IWs not as maids. Statistics also s.ow that 32 per- though you not an acceptable substitute, and TAB is went out to do this intentional ly. It's not cent of all Catholics, c rmplain that 32 your fault...you didn't plan It. Don't punishable by a weekend of endless -percent of all Jews haoe maids, much- conversa'ion with Brooke Shields.) blame yourself. in the some way my potatoes do. 4. Digest and repeat. Blonde: I don't know where I'll get the money Wanna convert? to pay for it. How to survv finals Steve--All in all, you're one of the 10 besT Tall: I'll lend it to you. Is $20 enough? 1. Kill your roommate and make it look like memories I have of this place, despite Blonde (shaking her head): I don't knowyet. suicide. (Burying the body by hiding it the more obvious flaws in logic. They haven't told me yet. under the bed, and claiming that the Robby, Jack, Dawn-who helped me get Tall: What's the procedure? roaches did i will probably result in your over Steve...enough said. All ir, al iP from a letter-official conviction and a detained stay at Public was just another brick in the wal!. Blonde (reading Titz-Regardless of your limited dimensional- Stony Brook stationery): Send a letter Safety for five to 10 years.) ity, you're larger than life. Your headr's to mhe Bursar protesting the charge, 2. Write an emotional letter to the Commit- big enough to compensate. explaining the circumstances, beg- tee on Academic Standing and claim extreme distress and nervousness. General (Galileo)-As for the twink!e in your ging for mercy. How did I knowthat the eye, I hope you have sense enough to lamp was my responsibility? Iwouldn't 3. Wait for the rejection letterfrom the Com- mittee on Academic Standing. appreciate a real star. You helped me have thrown it out of the window. The discover how it feels to be a real astro- -: +- MA should have told me. My father'll nomical find. Gratefully acknowl- kill me if t costs more than $10. A Note to Computer Science Majors: Yes, folks, I realize that by making the last edged, Copernicus (Costello) Tall: You mean...? Fazzi Bear-Well, at least I know it's possible Blonde: Its the MA's fault I wasn't discharged step in these instructions a "repeact step, I have created the fatal "endless loop" syn- to find one intelligent, sensitive man. properly. One in tour years-that's not a bad MORAL- Leave it to Stony Brook to make a drome. However, I write in English, not Pas. cal, and allowances must be made for my averoge. bureaucratic processing error sound like a Mad Dog-"I struck the broad and cryd 'No vaginal infection. inexactness. . More!'-W.K. Shakespeare. "This is the way the world ends/Not with a bang but a wimpy." Lindseybird -Now that if s together, keep it there. Alice and Ralph-It amazes me, Ralph, that a man in your high-ranking position cmr~~~ (and you are highly ranked upon) E; T can not remember to put the seat down, but (urthermore, you forget to flush on any day that begins with the letter "T." Alice, I'll never know how we "nmanaged" It, but we actually pulled off a friendship. Bunny-If nothing else, I learned about the linguistic theory of Kosher behavior and the conspiratorial plot ot rockIs' : You are privleged in that you are about subtle invasions. "And we speak of to receive The Blues Brothers. You will see th ngshat mter, withwords thatmust be said."-but not nearly often them on the Athletic Field at 11 PM on enough. Is thee nothing left to say? Mary-A quote recently added: Iff you can't Friday night. John Belushi (deceased) trust a woman to pull you out from under the noose, you might just as well and Dan Aykroyd (Canadian) will pre- hang." I'll be a bee man in Paos soon. Allca-Only seventeen years? We're fools. side. Vin-Tuesday nights didn't always bite twine On Saturday, see John Belushi party You and Lynda are thanked for the mental tweezeage. again in Animal House. See John Belushi Auhntbe D-rd ner have picked up a pen without you. in a toga. See John Belushi crush a beer (The wrfter Is a senior English mctor, direc- can with his bare forehead. See good tor of this sectton, and recognizes t crs In eaonships Is directly pro- collegiate comedy.Athletic Field at 11 PM poIlonal' to how much we use one i _another. Nine columns down, one to goa)

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Andrews'iC ! Andrews' AdNmF Returns \ on his merry by codge Q journey. At times Critics are rep"- ploy.though no Iltera does manded for those what It sets outt toln usually coid, tha are and engage an fllms, This Is no perceived by the geml public moral table sexuality that rampa< as "entera nmet." or "nm." That this 1im they are tooddmadeo only is not mode c a fact of life, bother ohef critics. To and all seems to treat prove that yes, indeed, movIes it as such. There word out of place, n< may be eneahing and fun, while also being of the highest Wstoncy to be found quality, thee i Vs. Edwards wears hi hat just as effectively.' The d6en be w t wrongheaded Vidorta and something like Por- shot and the kWs is quite simpe. Though both movie Is aht and aurally pleasir seek to a . Vkco also included flim, a is an exFreely wel-made finale, which with an airtight screenplay, is because it impeccable demonon and a per- appeal actors had fet cast. This type of film is very as much f ing it as the audlencc rare, and critics cherish them. ing it. VOdtor IcAori is the work of Edwards also does Blake Edwards, and it is by for his all good comedy greatest achieement. The Pink c he uses every men Pantr movies were getting cast, featured and su sloppy, and 10 was a very long their maximum. gag. In Spec this fim, Edwards has are Graham Stc called off his pracfalling dogs befuddled waiter, and gracefully a -ascended to talgic inclusion of c interporsing subtle charm with like private investigc brief touches of slapstick. by the appropriate The setting is oh-so-romantic Sherloque Tanney. Pans, 1934. The prernise: two coup may be by down-on-their-luck entertainers Warren, as Garners dizzy blonde Julie Andrews comes out of the closet as Victor, or Victoria, or both? (Robert Preston and Julie mistress. In a role that lesser Preston is Toddy, Victoria's golden voice. Andrews) come up with a friend and Her rendition of actresses could clear a theatre mentor. This character Henry Mancini's songs scheme to have Andrews pose is beautifully, are magi- with, Warren amazes with her yet simply drawn, cal. There is one exciting number as a female impersonator, or-a comic technique. and Preston's skilled underplay woman pretending to be a man called "Le Jazz Hot" and a But no one is bad in this film, inserts no pretentions or tender pretending to be a woman. Vic- falseness. moment as she sings including ex-gridiron star Alex "Crazy World," ode to a world fuIl Toria as s/he is called, is a big Karros, as Garners bodyguard And finally, Andrews is back. sensation, of contradictions. and an American with C secret. Garner is smooth as Her considerable talents have nightclub owner (James Garner) Victor Victoria is indeed full of silk as he juggles his characters been wasted for 15 years, and contradictions-contradicting is conacted to her/him, thereby confused thoughts of love. not since The Sound of MuWc corfusing his own sexuality. genders, contradicting sexual Garners countenance as Victo- has she shown herself off so well. beings. Above all, this is a film Though that may sound hard da doffs her headpiece and Andrews is an actress of class, to follow, Edwards makes it easy that promises only entertain- reveals herself to be a man is style and distinguishment, and ment, yet gives so much more. for an audience to travel with him worth the price of admission. lest one forgets, she has a

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By Mitchel Cohen and against U.S. military intervention and group process, or by holding such the mass mobilization of people fighting On April 29, schools across the nation (but not against corporate expansion, were the scene of protests, strikes, inanimate capital hostage, promising to to build what is needed, to tear down economic strangulation, or political sup release it only upon realization of their what teach-ins and guerrila theater, protest- they oppose, to take what is port) for the right-wing in El Salvador. demands. Usually, the elected officials, their's-what they, as a budget cuts, U.S. intervention in class, have ing the Downey received a huge applause for in conference with the owners of indus- struggled Latin America and other issues of grave to produce. When legislators his seeming anti-militaristic state- try and finance (the ruling class), give in feel that their class power concern. There was a tremendous is being ments, as had Harrington, and as had to some of the demands as a way of stav- jeopardized-and not merely and creativity at their per- outpouring of rage Sociology Professor Bruce Hare, the ing off even greater disaster, for them. sonal electoral ambition--they move hundreds of high schools, colleges and to best speaker of the afternoon, who pres- The ruling class constantly guards salvage what they can by universities, as part of the week-long attempting to ented a more complex class analysis in a against the transformation of a con- co-opt and divide the multi-faceted, mil- National Days of Resistance," culmi- rapid-fire way that brought the strained, if militant "trade union" itant movement. And they make certain nating in the march on Washington to audience to its feet. In fact, it was the approach into a revolutionary one, partial sacrifices to preserve their basic "encircle the White House" on May Day, audience-as expressed through its which would eliminate the basis of their relations of production and substantial Mayl. April 27 wa"National Day of Res- many anti-war banners, its applause capitalist privilege, profits and rela- investments. istance for Women's Right;IApril 28was and its excitement-that indicated a tions of production for good. Mostly, But where does all this leave the pro- the National Day of Resistance for Les- strong desire to move beyond Polity's elected politicians, whose purpose is to gram of the Polity's, DSOC's and bian and Gay Rights (lesbian and gay admonition against bringing in "out- hold together and guide the general NYPIRG's-at least insofar as their students .and supporters were - side" isues-like Salvador war, nuclear interest of the ruling class, will move to representatives expressed themselves scheduled to take over SUNY Chancel- disarmament, the ruling class, racism either meet some of the demands or to at the rally? It leaves them-and us- lor Wharton's office in Albany, demand- and sexism. (I could only wish the co-opt the movement (or to bust it up) with a lot of people demanding changes, ing a state-wide non-discrimination audience would have responded as only when they are afraid of things get- but with no program of activities put policy, something that of all the major warmly to Ted Bohn's excellent speech ting out of hand. Consequently, it is to forth for bringing them about, except state universities, only Stony Brook has blasting bigotry against lesbian and gay the advantage of the status quo to try to the delusionary channel of waiting until refused to implement); April 29 was people, including Polity itself.) But the channel all dissent and protest into the the next election, and then voting in "National Day of Resistance for Stu- "what to do" part of almost all the electoral arena, and out of the apparatus someone (Kennedy?), who will screw us dents," and on May 1, a giant coalition is speeches-excepting the one made by a of production, where real damage can in some other way. to descend on Washington D.C. woman, one by a gay person, and one by be done. Polity had been asked to hold the rally And what will the Stony Brook cam- on the 29th of April, to plug into and pus community do to join this nation- lend support for the nationwide days of wide movement on the 29th? It looks resistance. But such an association, Pol- like it did nothing. 'Reforms Can Be Won Through ity (and DSOC) charged, would "Huh?", you may well ask. "How is "expand" the issues beyond where Polity this possible? Are Red Balloon members The Mass Mobilization of People wanted to go. It would have meant, for telling us they have nothing up their one, large numbers of black people, sleeves, after 13 years of organizing at Fighting to Build What Is Needed, women, and lesbian and gay people Stony Brook? Naw. Someone's pulling speaking, putting forth alternative pro- our leg." But that's exactly what I'm say- To Tear Down What they Oppose, grams for action-a "speakers" compo- ing. A nationwide movement to "roll sition much more reflective of the back Reaganism" and everything he To Take What is Theirs...' nationwide movement against Reaga- and his class stand for is sweeping the nism. It would have set adrift the notion v country, and Stony Brook-unlese U"ll that we can only wait until the nextelec- do something about it-is not par tion before we can do something. It How come? one of the two black speakers-offered 2) The second way changes get made would have raised all the issues that Polity sponsored its event last week. A us nothing. Just wait till election day. is through conflicts between the differ- affect us as students, as human beings, thousand people, a good spirit in the And vote. Sure, think about these issues, ent factions of the capitalist class itself, something that the banners at the rally crowd, and some good musicians and but the only hope, they said, is to get out where reforms are implemented to con- seemed to indicate. Finally, it would actors. And yet, look at it: A litany of and vote. Such an analysis, such a pro- solidate one capitalist's hold on a portion have meant viewing the demonstration white men besieged the crowd, scoring gram for inaction (while the body counts of production, and on the market, at the not as an "event" but as part of a some points against Reagan's policies. pile higher in El Salvador, in South expense of a different faction within the "process"-to eliminate poverty; to fight Given the right-wing and centrist Africa, in Guatemala, in our slums here capitalist class. James Weinstein's "The against U.S. intervention in Latin thrusts of Reagan's program in all in the U.S.), in spite of the rhetoric and Corporate Ideal in the Liberal State" America and U.S. imperialism in gen- areas, particularly in those concerned even some decent analysis, leaves us displays this beautifully, through analy- eral; to fight-in deeds, not words- with racism, sexism and bigotry against impotent. sis of such "revolutionary" reforms as against racism, sexism and lesbian and gay people, it was awfully Workmen's Compensation, and other homophobia; to uphold the struggles of nice of Polity to permit one woman, one So, I'm going to make one of my fam- "New Deal-ish" tinkerings. the elderly, of the disabled, of the poor. homosexual, and two (count 'em, two) ous swooping generalizations, in So, to pin any strategy for progressive It would have had much greater impact black persons to address the crowd and response to this failure of coherent lead- change to prodding the masses to vote in as part of a nationwide movement, raise issues beyond the pale of Polity's ership on the part of the holy trinity- a representative (rather than in adirect) instead of being a show, an acceptable purview, issues that should be of con- Polity, DSOC and NYPIRG. Ready? democracy, flies in the face of all channel through which students could cern to all of us. Awright, shoot. Never, in the entire his- hitherto progressive developments. blow off some steam and accomplish lit- tory of this nation, did voting for one Again, I am not condemning people for tle. candidate or another make a difference voting. I am simply arguing that, as This is not an attack on the people And what was the prescription for the from it. The in any issue of importance. Got that? organizers, it is only misleading to pur- attending the rally. Far Reagan infestation ordered by keynote are not Need I go into the history of how every port that the way changes get made in numbers indicate that people speaker Michael Harrington (who was satisfied with what is going on in this paid $1,000), in an otherwise major war of this century was started by this system is through the electoral decent arena. country and want to do something about enough speech? Get out and vote. Polity a liberal democrat who ran as the lesser of two evils, as a "peace" candidate or a There are many incisive analyses of it. But they don't know what to do, and President Jim Fuccio, and NYPIRG co- no coherent programmatic advice was, progressive? Teddy RooseveltL Wood- why this is so. Rosa Luxemburg set the ordinator Jim Leotta-the Abbott and or is, forthcoming from Polity, DSOC row Wilson. FDR. Two-Bomb Truman. argument on the correct course when Costello of the rally-cheer-lead the and NYPIRG. except to vote. Kennedy. Johnson (who expanded she wrote: "No law in the world can give "vote" chorus, and castrated our poten- What is needed is a leadership of a Kennedy's war on Vietnam to bombing to the proletariat the means of produc- tial. Fuccio shouted: "Yes, we're going to tion while it remains in the framework '';different sort-one that does not con- march. We're going to march into the the North). demn voting, but that sees it in its Since I am not opposed in principle, of bourgeois society, for no laws but eco- streets in November, straight to the vot- torn the means proper place. The stress must be on to voting, nor to those who choose to vote, nomic development have ing booths." Leota, not to be topped. of production from the producers' pos- action-mass action, mass marches. I suppose I should make myself clear: I literally screamed into the microphone session...What distinguishes bourgeois creative action, organizing for change view voting for any candidate-even for people to register to vote, as if God other class societies...[is] and, ultimately, seizing back our lives those of third parties-no matter how society from had come to him as a burning voting the fact that class domination does not and their meaning from those who liberal they may be, as irrelevant to how booth, and whispered "Save me." And rest on "acquired rights"buton real eco- would use us as cannon fodder to fight changes get made in this country, and then God's archangel. Congressman nomic relations-the fact that wage their wars, to make them profits, to help history bears me out Changes get made, Tom Downey, was introduced, as a shin- labor is not a juridical relation, but exploit others. The march on Washing- and this is true of every significant case, ing example of what can be accomp- purely an economic one. How can wage ton on May 1 offers such an opportunity. in two ways: lished if we only would follow the holy slavery be suppressed the'legal way' if And, if you are so motivated, stop by the 1) Through the active participation. advice. wage slavery is not expressed in laws?" Red Balloon table in the Union Lobby to direct action, solidarity, and rage of 11 comment on Downe/s rather (Rosa Luxemburg, Reform or Revolu- plan out something for Stony Brook. large numbers of people seizing what awful voting record in Congress in tion, p. 49-51.) schools, land, detail at a later time. At the rally, he did they want-factories, Does this mean that no reforms can be (The writer is a former Stony Bro- Wstu- housing, government offices, banks- manage to get in a few hearty words accomplished short of revolution? Of dent and a member of the Red Balloon beginning to run them for against nuclear obliteration and for and either course not Reforms can be won through Collectue.J motherhood-brave stand there, Tom- themselves according to their own codes __ __ April 30, 1982 STATESMAN Page 9 -=9S det In' Senate Race (continuedfrom page 5) displays common at Pol- Foreign and Domestic ity meetings won't be part of politics outside the student government, and elections based on popularity and friend- ship are to be left in college, he said. Kornfeld is graduating in I 2 Wheel Brakes - Disc or Drum Front or Rearll May, and is interested in polit- ics and journalism. If he loses * we' wi install Highest Quality Now Broke A the race for Marino's state senate seat, he will still seek a Shoes or Pads -I career somewhere in public * mm ,.hine' Drum* or Rotors >fuf policy. * Rep4ace any d ke Hardwre -_ Active in the Nuclear Arms * Rep ock Front Wheel Bearings on front __ Freeze and anti-Shoreham bratto Jobs- ---' 1_ campaigns, Kornfeld intends to make his opposition to the IS;ome front wheel drive cars may incur -l_ R Shoreham nuclear power plant addItionl cst for roo removal and ways of combatting sky- rocketing utility costs key issues in his campaign. On other issues, Kornfeld des- cribes himself as 'pro-choice" a~~~~~~.p :It - l on abortion, against the death rnaiey, pro-nanugun ^cntrl, o-environment, and unalter- ly opposed to the educational ?,11,__ ~~ou d student aid cutbacks now ing contemplated in Albany.

Correction

The f irst part of the series on disabled students at Stony Brook in Wednesday's Statesman incormectly iden- tified the Office of Foreign Student Affairs in one stu- dent's complaint about treatment of disabled people on campus.

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By David Gaed California system, groaning The University under of Texas- are re-directed to other state ter for Education Statistics and Kathy Milazzo a $33 million budget cut, Austin wants to trim its class of plans schools," Berrier argued, 'they study predicted national col- The plan to limit enrollment to raise admissions stand- 1986 by 1500 by tightening ards dramatically may choose community col- lege enrollment would peak in at the Universityof Maryland's enough to grade point and SAT require- cut some leges, they may go out of state, fall, 1981, and begin its long- main campus at College Park 2,400 students by ments. Without restrictions, predicted decline 1986, and or they may not go at all." in 1982, when failed. Aiming to cut the stu- re-direct them to said Dr. Ronald Brown, vice the community Berrier thinks "the policy is number of 18-year-olds will dent population by 400, enrol- colleges in the president of Student Affairs, fall off. lment increased by 200. Hoping state. unhealthy. It suggests that the "We'd have an enrollment of state will provide you with that the 180 rejected students Ohio State now admits only a 250,000 of no quality place to go to school The natural decline in the would go to other, less-crowded freshmen who took four years at a public whatsoever." institution, but not necessarily number of college-age people satellite campuses, the major- of English, three years of math, "A heavy shift in enrollment the one of your choice." could be exacerbated by ity migrated out of state to science, social science and for- into business and engineering' further cuts in federal student eign attend college. language in high school. has the University of Idaho "If the purpose of artificial aid programs. College lobbyists Such are the perils of admin- In Illinois, schools are using talking about imposing limits enrollment limits is to re-direct predict as many as 890,000 stu- istrators' most-recent innova- early application deadlines to for the first time, reported students to under-enrolled dents who would ordinarily tion: limiting enrollment. limit enrollment. Northern Illi- Admissions Director Matt campuses, it is not working," enroll in 1983-84 would be Though dozens of large, usu- nois and Illinois State stopped Telin. "What form the limits asserted Maryland administra- driven from campus if Presi- ally public campuses are about accepting applications for next will take, I don't know. But tor Dave Adamany, who cited a dent Reagan's budget recom- to launch student population fall back in February, hoping there will be action this fall." recent study showing that only mendations are enacted. control programs, the few that to hold their student popula- Telin, like others, isn't sure a small number of the students And though college adminis- have actually tried them so far tions to 1980 levels. the concept is positive. "My only rejected at the main College trators hope to compensate for are finding the programs To get into Florida State, concern is what happens to the Park campus opted to enroll at the loss of 18-year-olds with rarely work according to plan. high school grads now need at students who get weeded out. Maryland's less-crowded cam- older and foreign students, a Even the University of Ten- least a 2.5 GPA and a combined Even though not everyone is cut puses in Baltimore and Prin- recent Chronicle of Higher nessee, which, according to Scholastic Aptitude Test (SAT) out to be an engineer, it's good cess Anne. Education survey found college admissions Dean John McDow, score of 950, compared to last to have flexibility." Timing may torpedo the applications are down from last was "pleasantly surprised that year's standards of 2.0 and 800. "Even if rejected students plans, too. a 1980 National Cen- spring's levels. we reached our goal" of cutting enrollment by 1000 this year, is now worried it might have been vour nssnort to too successful. If "financial aid is cut consid- - erably. there would be an auto- matic dropoff in enrollment," .., V* . McDow noted, leaving the Knoxville campus under- 4- . ... populated and strapped for cash. And if that happens, "We'll .. -1 just pray. That's about the only thing any of us can do." He'd have a lot of company. State colleges in California, Illinois, Ohio, Florida and Texas, among others, are now starting efforts to limit fall, 1982 enrollments by moving up and strictly enforcing applica-n,. -i l zi -4i tion deadlines, "weeding out"

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- - April 30. 1982 STATESMAN Page 13 i -Caxssifieds = HELP WANTED TO CONFIRM ELIGILITY FOR 1981-82 THE GOOD TIMES BOOKSHOP: Two COLLEGE SELECTION IS COMINGI Do Bsic P*N Gram Awards, students should floors of quality second- hand books. Hard HOUSING - you need someone to room with next submit three 43)orina( copies of the Stu- cover and paperback (no hardcover semester? CONNECTIONS will computer MANAGEMENT POSITIONS AVAILABLE text- dent Eligibility Report (SER) to the Finan- books). Current books at % pick the perfect match for only $2.00. For for next semester at the Hard Rock Cafe. price. BOOKS cial Aid Office by Friday, May 14, 1982. BOUGHT DAILY. 150 East Main Street, SWAP FOR YEAR FROM JULY. Two bed- application send name and address to Applications are now available in the room Failure to submit valid SER's prior to the Port Jefferson. 928-2664. Open: Mon- apartment Tel-Aviv for house apart- P.O. Box 78, E. Setauket, N.Y. 11733. Scoop office, Room 257, Polity Suite. close of the academic year (S/21 /82)wiN Sat. 1 1-6. ment, one bedroom Port Jefferson area or Deadline for all applications 4:30, April result in loss of Basic/PeN Grant eligibil- rent Israel apartment $150 month. Con- TYPEWRITER repairs, cleaning, machines 30th. iy. SELLING: Car ramps, recorder, bike rack, tact Falkowski days, 282-2961; nights, bought and sold. Free estimates. TYPE- scope, meter, surf board, golf clubs, fuzz 751-5593. CRAFT 4949B Nesconset Highway, Port and wah wah pedals, toolboxes, camping Jefferson Station, N.Y. 11 776.473-4337. OVERSEAS JOBS: Summer/year round. lantern, stove and heater. Cad Frank SERIOUS ABOUT YOUR STUDIES? Two Europe, days. S. Amer., Australia, Asia. AN 751-1785. furnished rooms (share balh) available in PERSONALS fields. $500-$1200 monthly. Sightsee- spacious centrally A/C house. Walking LOST AND FOUND ing. Free info. Write IJC, Box 52-NY-29, 1990 YAMAHA SPECIAL 400, excellent and biking distance to campus. $175- Corona Del Mar, CA 92625. GO WITH condition. 2,400 miles. $1,000. 6-7423. $225 includes all. Quiet, non-cigarette THE PROI $2.00 is the total oow smokers please. 751-2365. LOST: Casio calculator watch at bowling to be CONNECTED. Find a roommate, FOR SALE: 1980 Ross 10-speed bicycle. alley Monday night, April 26. Reward. Cant friend, or lover-or just mot someone kinky enough SUMMER DAY CAMP POSITION: WSL Excellent condition. $100. Call fter 9:30 Bob at 246-7460. . to answer an ad like this. It life guards, arts and crafts, drama, gen- PM. 751-3050 Jerry. SERVICES can be funi For application write: CON- eral counselors. E. Setauket, near SUNY. LOST: Keys on Toyota chain around Roth NECTIONS, P.O. Box 78, E. Setauket, NY 751-1081. area. If found, please return. 246-4141 or 11733. VIRGINIA SEA FOOD FESTIVAL TICKETS LOOK HANDSOME AND/OR BEAUTIFUL for sale for May 5. Call Frank at 751-1786. Roth Quad office. bv having a firm, well-shaped body. You 'EXPERIENCED ONLY WAITERS, wai- can look like a different person by chang- tresses, COMPACT SANYO REFRIGERATOR and LOST ON 4/23: One 14k gold necklace bartenders. Applications now DRUMMER WANTED for working band ing the body you now have. Call BODY being freezer in excellent condition. Graduating twith 4 gold charms. Vicinity of SB train accpted Colroi HI. Call Carol Experience, equipment and dedication a WORLD, 758-7555. Show us your I.D. station. Reward if found. 6-7348. Long 234-7800. must. Vocals not necessary. 6-8010. senior-must sell. Ca" 6-7412. from Stony Brook and you get a discount. WALL-TO-WALL BROWN SHAG CARPET jLOST: Green knapsack. Stage Xll front ,STEVE: Let's meet tonight at the End of PROFESSIONALSECRETARYwilldoyour p with padding for sale. Price negotiable. g Na o s p the Bridge bar and got "orgasms." -Usa. typing in her home FOR SALE Call Scott or Jim at 246-7554. on IBM Selectrc Please call Peter 399284 collect. typewriter. VPy reasonable. 585-7831. Reward. UNDA Living and being her nao when 1974 DATSUN B210, 88.000, AM/FM I've come of age I'll be overfull we'll tug TYPING: Essays, term papers, theses. about whether I'm getting beck to that CLASH CLASH CLASH TIX for sale. Call cassette, radials, 30spa. He may not look Reasonable rates. Call Pat 751-6369. Bruce at 246-4506. pretty but he's economical. $750. 751- CAMPUS NOTICES street and will be there at 5. Yes, I love you. Mark. 2549 evenings. FONZ EXTERMINATG-Sign up now UNLOCK YOUR TALENTI Graduate wri- for gypsy moth spray. May special with THERE WILL BE AN ENGLISH Proficy ter's booklet, "The Art of Writing: Basic EXCELLENT DEAR DEBBIE, It i on this day we say to REFRIGERATOR for sale. Fac/Staff 1.D.Termite work. 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TO THE BEST PROFESSOR IMPERSONA- I TOR I KNOW: I hope you can impersonate someoe having a great time and enjoy , your birthdayl Live it upl-A mutual birth- day sharer.

TO THE GIRLS IN MY ADVANCED SWIM- MING CLASS: I really appeciate your ,thoughtfulness. It's nice to know there are still some terrific peopb in this world Thanksl Debbie.

DALE 'N VAL: I want you to know that I'll always treasure our friendship although my attitude has indicated the opposite. I love you, Esther.

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Page 14 STATESMAN April 30, 1982 _ | rto:- Wys --- ^ Yaz Drive Sox To Win Loud Walks Away Softly . Carl Yastrzemski drove in two runs with a single in the first inning and set up the go-ahead run with another hit in the fifth Tuesday night as the Boston Red Sox beat the Kansas City Royals 7-5 for their eighth consecutive victory. Behind Lay Two Records Yastrzemski. who will be 43 in August, also was robbed of a two-run homer in the seventh as Amos Otis reached into By Marilyn Gorfien Gildersleeve and Loud placed five events each day. Day one the Boston bullpen in right-center for his drive. 'It's great when you know the fifth with a time of 3:24.5, included the 100 meter dash, Boston starter Dennis Eckersley was unable to hold a 5-2 team is behind you, cheering enough to erase the old time in long jump, shot put, high jump lead and was bailed out by reliever Bob Stanley with the you on," said Pete Loud as he sat Stony Brook's books. In his and the 400 m. This last run is score tied 5-5, runners at first and second, and none out in the in the grass near Roth pond sophomore year, Loud hit the one of Loud's best events, but, fifth. Stanley got out of the jam and went on to even his tossing bits of his sandwich to line in the 60 high hurdles in psychologically and physically record at 1-1 by blanking Kansas City on two hits the rest of two hungry ducks. The soft- eight minutes flat. exhausted, he ran an unusually the way. spoken quality in his voice The teammates goal now is to slow 2.35. The Red Sox pushed across the tie-breaking run against radiated his peacefulness. qualify for the National Div- The second day comprised Kansas City starter Dave Frost, 3-1, in the fith as Jim Rice Voted most valuable player two ision III Championships, this the 100 m. high hurdles, the dis- walked, raced to third on Yastrzemski's single to right and years in a row, the men's track year held May 25 through May cus, the pole vault, the javelin scored as Glenn Hoffman grounded into a double jplay. team captain seemed uncom- 29 at Naperville, Indiana. and the 1,500 m. Loud, a fine The Red Sox scored their final run in the eighth on a fortable talking about himself, Sealy is close in the javelin; only hurdler, was fresh for the first double by Dave Stapleton and a single by Rich Gedman. and kept turning the conversa- about 20' short. He needs a 207' race and conquered each 42 tion back to his teammates. I'm throw to do it. inch barrier easily. proud of the team this year," he The relay team is dynamic. The winner of this strenuous Bert Jones.Yee..u.s for Rams said. "Its the best mile relay I've ever meet was a student from King's Running and hurdling for 10 seen in this school," said Loud. Point, who accumulated 5,898 Bert Jones, the latest of a number of name quarterbacks years, Loud's NCAA career is The Patriots have a time of points during the 10 events. for Los Angeles, expressed confidence Tuesday that he could coming to a close. He joined 3:24.5 and are working hard to Loud hit 5,141 points, but help the Rams return to National Football League Stony Brook's track team as a meet the necessary time of 3:19. seemed disappointed. "My shot prominence. freshman after running for This weekend, in the miler, put and pole vault were very Jones, a mainstay of the Colts before growing unhappy in Tappen Zee High School. A Hazell will lead off. He is the weak," he said. Baltimore, was acquired by the Rams as part of the wheeling proud moment in those earlier fastest quarter miler on the A senior biology major, Loud and dealing of the NFL draft. He expressed his reaction to years was winning the county team with a 49.5 in the relay. wishes he had a "couple more the deal with a joyous yell. "Yee-Hi-i-i!" championship in the interme- Taylor and Gildersleeve will seasons" to compete for Stony IN more subdued tones, Jones said, "I'm very much elated. diate hurdles. run the second and third leg, Brook. He plans to work out I think it's the ideal situation for me." Asked if he thought he Track competition suits him and Loud will be anchor leg. with the team next year and to could turn around the Rams, who were 6-10 last season and well, for it is more of an individ- The team works out two continue competing in open missed the NFL playoffs for the first time in nine years, ual sport. A solitary man must hours a day, five days a week. meets. One of his goals is to -Jones replied: 'That's why I'm here." race against a clock which ticks The meets on the weekends usu- excell in the indoor Penta- But club owner Georgia Frontiere, appearing at a news off seconds comparing him to ally take all day. This past wee- thelon, which consists of events conference with the newly acquired quarterback, said, "We some faceless record: the "time kend, at the Collegiate Track similar to those in the first day don't expect miracles right away." to beat". Conference at St. John's, both of the Decathelon, except for The Rams announced earlier Tuesday they had acquired While at Stony Brook, Loud Loud and Sealy faced the de- the inclusion of high hurdles Jones and given the Colts a first-round pick that was the has broken two school records. ;athelon, and placed fifth and and a 1,000m run. He'll work on fourth overall in draft, and a second-round selection. Balti- Only a few weeks ago in the sixth in a field of 10 his hurdling, which he consid- more used the first-round pick to take quarterback Art Iona Relays, the team of Terry competitors. ers a "real challenge: you can Schlichter of Ohio State. Los Angeles used a remaining Hazel, George Taylor, Mike The two day meet consisted of never have a perfect race." first-round selection to take Barry Redden, a running back , X.- from the University of Richmond. Buffalo Drafts for Points Wide receiver Percy Tuttle and quarterback Matt Kofler, the Buffalo Bills' top picks Tuesday in the NFL's annual college entry draft, add spped and depth to a team that last year gained a lot of yards but didn't score a lot of points. Tuttle, Clemson's al-time leading receiver and an honora- ble mention All-America selection in 1980 and 1981, has "great speed, great hands, great athletic ability," Bills' coach Chuck Know said. Kofler, the second-round pick from San Diego State who set nine school and two National Collegiate Athletic Associa- tion records, has a shot at backing up Bills' quarterback Joe Ferguson, who last year led the club to a 10-6 record and a wild card playoff victory. "We were a little surprised at the quarterbacks that went ahead of him," Knox said. "He's got lot of poise, an excellent arm, a good touch." The Bills selected Eugene Marve. a 6-foot-3-inch, 230 pound linebacker from Saginaw Valley College in Michigan in the third round. I- i

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ByThomas Dolezal when he shread the defense and pierced the goal mouth Southampton tally was followed by two Stony Brook The Stony Brook lacrosse team concluded its season with an awesome shot. The Patriot lead was slowly goals. Terri Russell rolled from behind the cage to on a sour note losing to Southampton College, 9-7, in a offset by two unsettled goals, scored by their nemesis. score the first goal. Rich Stanton then scored his hottly contested ball game. Although two games were The first half ended with the Southampton squad hold- second goal on a beautiful "quick stick' in the middle of cancelled, the Patriots finished the year with a 5-4 ing a firm 3-2 advantage. the crease, with Southampton defensemen, literally, record. The second half opened with Southampton winning breathing down his back. Russell assisted for his third The game was played before an enthusiastic crowd. the face-off, and then proceeding to score on a fast- point This brought the score to 7-8, in favor of Sou- The weather could only be described as humid-with break in only 10 seconds. Psyched, Southampton tal- thampton. Although the Patriots battled valiantly to the desire to jump into the ocean perpetually present lied two goals while shutting the door on the Patriot equate the score, Southampton scored the last goal OD The contest was an exemplar defensive struggle. offense. The spell was broken when Tony Caliendo win with a 9-7 edge. During the first half, both combatants thwarted one scored on a fiendish one-on-one move. Caliendo's goal another's advantages through stellar defensive perfor- ended the scoring for the third period. Southampton The defense illustrated a gallant effort in their mances. Mike Giangrasso initiated a fast-break which held, what appeared to be, an insurmountable 6-3 defeat Chris Richey and Barry Marks contributed allowed John Warrack to take advantage of the advantage. Initially, the fourth period didn't appear to greatly. With the aid o(Jeff Caputo and Charls Nicho- unsettled situation to score the Patriots' first goal. be an improvement on the first three. Southampton las, the Patriot man-down defense held S apn Warrack's goal was shortly followed by Southampton's once again tallied first But the defensive pressure to only one goal on seven attempts. Joe Schgel num- lone tally. The first period ended in a 1-1 deadlock. could not hold the man-productive Patriot offense. ulated 15 saves in the losing campaign. Althougb this EarlyFL in the second period, Steven Pollack demon- Giangrasso stole a poor outlet pass and tallied for his year's results do not sparkle when examined. Stony strated his omnipotent offensive skills. Pollack scored only goal to start the Patriot comeback. Rich Stanton Brook will be a worthy adversary for next year's Div- his only goal of the contest (and tallied his only point) followed Giangruss lead with a goal of his own. A ision III opponents.

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