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VOL. XXI, NO. 67 FRIDAY, DECEMBER 11, 1987

the independent newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's Wall street ‘whiz kid’ convicted in $1.3 billion scheme Associated Press Ernest Grunebaum, were con­ tor, assistant U.S. attorney was charged with any crime, collectively as The Securities victed of conspiracy to defraud Stuart Abrams. Hack, 62, faces but Abrams said they could be Groups, engaged in “prear­ NEW YORK -A one-time the Internal Revenue Service up to 14 years and $30,000 in held liable for back taxes and ranged, rigged and Wall Street whiz kid whose tax- and other federal tax counts in fines, and Grunebaum, 52, up civil penalties. fraudulent” transactions be­ shelter services were used by a scheme that prosecutors said to 44 years and $70,000 in fines. Atkins, the son of former tween 1978 and 1982. Andy Warhol, Michael Landon enabled clients to claim $350 The investors included Ashland Oil Co. chairm an Orin Those losses generated more and other celebrities was con­ million in phony tax deduc­ Postmaster General Preston Atkins, took Wall Street by than $350 million in bogus tax victed Thursday in what a pros­ tions. Tisch; his brother, CBS presi­ storm in the early 1980s with a deductions for the clients, ecutor said was the biggest tax Atkins, 33, faces up to 86 dent Laurence Tisch; actors series of tax shelters and in­ prosecutors said. Abrams said fraud case in U.S. history. years in prison and a $145,000 Sidney Poitier and the late vestment partnerships. IRS officials believed the Charles Atkins and two as­ fine for the 28 counts he was Lome Greene; and television Prosecutors claimed his scheme was “the largest tax sociates, William Hack and convicted of, said the prosecu­ producer Norman Lear. None group of tax shelters, known fraud case in U.S. history.” Reagan speaks on summit, arms Associated Press United States preserved the right for broad testing of the WASHINGTON - As Gorbac­ Star Wars program, even hev’s jetliner climbed into the though Congress has imposed sky, Reagan addressed the na­ some restrictions on the mis­ tion from the Oval Office, sile defense system, which the saying they had made administration calls the strate­ “dramatic movement” on gic defense initiative. arms control and vowing to In exchange, the United press ahead with his Star Wars States agreed to adhere to the program . 1972 Anti-Ballistic Missile The summit was crowned by Treaty for a period of time yet the signing Tuesday of a treaty to be negotiated, the official to elim inate U.S. and Soviet said. However, the official said intermediate-range nuclear it would not constrain the pro­ missiles. gram. Reagan said the summit Gorbachev acknowledged produced “some very limited the ABM treaty permits re­ movement” on human rights search and development and and said he “spoke very can­ “if necessary, tests” author­ didly” to Gorbachev in urging ized by the pact. He said there a Soviet pullout from Afghanis­ was progress in setting the in­ tan. dividual categories of nuclear While saying they made weapons each side would retain progress toward reductions in after cuts of approximately 50 strategic arms, Reagan said, percent in each side’s arsenals. The Observer/Todd Tucker “I made it clear that our SDI The leaders agreed to hold Dreaming of a white. . . program (Star Wars) will con­ another summit, their fourth, Residents of Breen-Phillips get into the holiday spirit. students escape the pressure of finals for an hour or tinue and that when we have a in Moscow in 1988 in the first Decking the halls is a favorite study break and helps so. defense ready to deploy, we half of the year, White House will do so.” spokesman Marlin Fitzwater The two leaders issued strik­ said. ingly similar summations of An adm inistration official Lobbyist accused of cover-up their talks, standing under said, “it might be possible with Associated Press jury was a part of it” to counter “If the world knew the way umbrellas in the rain outside hard work” to have a strategic allegations he used his long as­ he was using his relationship the White House. arms pact ready for signing in WASHINGTON -Lobbyist sociation with Reagan to get with them to entice these “This summit has been a Moscow, but said a summit Michael Deaver gave false tes­ six figure lobbying contracts, clients.”.”, it probably would clear success,” said Reagan. meeting would be held nonethe­ timony to bury allegations he independent counsel Whitney have broken their hearts,” Gorbachev said, “A good deal less. improperly traded on his influ­ Seymour told jurors in closing Seymour said. has been accomplished.” ence with President Reagan, arguments at Deaver’s trial. In his closing statement, Details on their discussions At his news conference, Gor­ the prosecutor in the former Deaver, a close friend of both defense attorney Herbert Mil­ were just beginning to em erge. bachev said the superpowers White House aide’s perjury the president and Nancy ler argued that it “would be One U.S. official, insisting on are emerging from “the long trial told jurors Thursday. Reagan, also lied to spare them ridiculous and the height of fol- anonymity in remarks to drawn-out confrontation” of Deaver “started on a plan of any embarrassment or hurt, see LOBBY, page 7 hundreds of reporters, said the the past four decades. deliberate cover-up, and per­ the prosecutor said. Have a Gunman’s revenge killed 43 on plane Merry Christmas and fellow USAir worker Associated Press Raymond Thomson. “I ask for to believe that David Burke This is the last issue of The Ob­ some leniency for my family, was involved in the destruction Joseph Drabik a 44-caliber server before the Christmas holiday. CAYUCOS, Calif. -A fired remember. Well I got none and of PSA flight 1771.” Magnum Smith and Wesson The Observer will resume publica­ airline worker furious over his you’ll get none.” Burke worked 14 years for handgun and 12 rounds of am ­ tion Thursday, Jan. 14. dismissal boarded a jet carry­ Investigators found the chill­ USAir, parent company of munition. FBI agents traced ing a gun, and possibly ex­ ing message written on an air­ PSA, but he was fired as a Los the gun back to Drabik, who plosives, to kill his supervisor sickness bag at the site where Angeles customer service said he had loaned it to Burke, and wrote him a death message Pacific Southwest plane agent on Nov. 19 after he was the affidavit states. on an airsickness bag, the FBI crashed. All 43 people aboard filmed by a hidden camera and court documents disclosed were killed. while allegedly stealing less The affidavit by FBI special Thursday. A multipart affidavit filed in than $100 from flight cocktail agent Kevin Kelly, alleged “Hi Ray, I think its sort of Los Angeles Federal Court sales. “Burke harbored resentment ironical that we end up like before and after a search war­ against the USAir station this,” read the unsigned mes­ rant was obtained for the Long In a visit to San Francisco on manager Raymond Thomson sage, which authorities say Beach home of Burke, 35, con­ an unspecified November date, was written by David Burke to cludes that “there is evidence Burke borrowed from friend see PLANE, page 8 page 2 The Observer Friday, December 11, 1987 In Brief Christmas fools too soon

Helping out Letterman got a telephone operator a forget their gifts free trip to New York City for her efforts. Shelly Scott, of West Mifflin, assisted Letterman in his repeated attempts I know it’s Christmas time just as well as to reach a Leningrad hotel during Tuesday’s taping of his anyone. I should be writing one of those Merry Kevin “Late Night With David Letterman” program on NBC. Christmas columns but that would be fairly Letterman was hoping to offer someone at the hotel, hypocritical. Becker anyone, a free trip to New York City in honor of this week’s Before we get to Christmas we have to get summit. The hotel operator hung up so Letterman offered through finals. Although most people around Editor-in-Chief the trip to Scott. - The Observer here are managing holiday smiles, I have to do some serious studying before I start feeling m erry. Congressman Bill Nelson, who flew in the space At the end of last semester, I thought things shuttle, said a new Soviet-U.S. space initative would be would be easier my senior year. I would type announced by President Reagan, but said Thursday night a few articles, answer a few phone calls, go to that his statement was based on expectations, not fact. class and go out. Then came all of the work and Reagan made no such announcement. Nelson, chairman interviews and classes that are harder than of the House subcommittee on space, said he had been ever. Now, I am swamped, probably like most lobbying both the White House and the Soviets for two of you. years in hopes of starting some joint space activitity. - I am not griping. I had a pretty good time The Observer this semester. Finals, however, get me worked up. I especially say this because I am a PLS major. Although we tend to be the butt of m any jokes, our major certainly is not. And if thousands of Of Interest pages of reading each semester is not suitable testimony to that fact, every PLS major will be going through an oral exam this and every finals period. Oral exams are 30 minutes of answering any question on any page of any book Winter bike storage will take place on Monday from read in a seminar that semester. If the PLS 1 to 3 p.m. at the ticket office, gate 14, of the football student does well, the exams are great. Other­ stadium . -The Observer wise, it is deadly. “’Tis not by guilt the onward sweep Next Thursday when I walk into my oral ex­ Of truth and right, O Lord, we stay; Any sophomore interested in working on the am, I would like to have the luxury of reciting ’Tis by our follies that so long sophomore committee for JPW can pick up an application a poem before the proceedings start. As a mat­ We hold the earth from heaven away. in the Office of Student Activities on the third floor of ter of fact, this poem would be a perfect gift LaFortune Student Center. The deadline for submitting for all professors during finals week. Therefore, These clumsy feet, still in the mire, completed applications has been extended to Monday at I would like to run the following and dedicate Go crushing blossoms without end; 5 p.m. -The Observer it to all PLS students. These hard, well-meaning hands we thrust Among the heart-strings of a friend. A faculty organ recital featuring Craig Cramer The Fool’s Prayer will take place Sunday at 8 p.m. in Sacred Heart Church. “The ill-timed truth we might have kept- The free concert is sponsored by the music department. The royal feast was done; the King Who knows how sharp it pierced and stung? -The Observer Sought some new sport to banish care, The word we had not sense to say- And to his jester cried: “Sir fool, Who knows how grandly it had rung? Videotaped mock interviews will be offered Jan. Kneel now, and make for us a prayer!” 18 to 22 by the Career and Placement Services Office. “Our faults no tenderness should ask, Sign-ups are open to juniors, seniors, and graduate stu­ The jester doffed his cap and bells The chastening stripes must cleanse them dents and are available now in the Career and Placement And stood the mocking court before; all; Services Office, lower level of the library. Students will They could not see the bitter smile But for our blunders-oh in shame be interviewed by employer representatives on videotape Behind the painted grin he wore. Before the eyes of heaven we fall. and be provided a critique of their interviewing skills. In the past, sign-up spots have filled fast.-The Observer He bowed his head, and bent his knee “Earth bears no balsam for mistakes; Upon the monarch’s silken stool; Men crown the knave and scourge the tool for the faculty workshop on Jan. 8 are Reservations His pleading voice arose: “O Lord, That did his will; but Thou, O Lord, going on now. The workshop, sponsored by the Center for Be merciful to me, a fool! Be merciful to me, a fool!" Social Concerns, will feature Otto Maduro giving the keynote address, “Education: What For? A Latin Amer­ “No pity, Lord, could change the heart The room was hushed; in silence rose ican Challenge to U.S. Higher Education.” Call 239-5319 From red with wrong to white as wool; The King, and sought his gardens cool, for reservations. -The Observer The rod must heal the sin: but, Lord, And walked apart, and murmured low, Be merciful to me, a fool! “Be merciful to me, a fool!” The Glee Club Christmas concert will be tonight at 8 -Edward R. Sill p.m. in the Stepan Center. No ticket is required. -The O bserver The Observer is always Ippking fpr talent. A French mass will be celebrated at 4 p.m. Sunday AMERICAN If ypu have any, cpme tp pur pffices in the log chapel. The mass is sponsored by Le Cercle ^CANCER Francais. -The Observer SOCIETY" and start wprklng pn ypur newspaper.

Emaus, a community with the mentally handicapped, will meet at Moreau Seminary on Sunday at 2 p.m. All will participate in the liturgy of the mass followed by a $25,000 SCHOLARSHIPS: coffee hour. -The Observer

The Snickers new music search semi-finals can THE FAST TRACK TO be heard Saturday night at midnight on 88.9 WSND-FM. The contest will feature sixteen of the country’s best un­ SUCCESS. signed bands. -The Observer Two-year NROTC scholarships offer tuition and other financial benefits Financial Aid Forms for 1988-89 are available in worth as much as 525,000 to qualified college sophomores. the Financial Aid Office for those students who did not All these benefits are provided for one purpose: to educate and train receive one in the mail. -The Observer qualified young men and women to serve as commissioned officers in the Navv. The Navy pays for tuition, textbooks, instructional fees, and gives you The Observer an allowance of 5100 a month for up to 20 months during your last two years of college. Upon graduation and completion of requirements, you’ll become Design Editor Lisa Tugman A ccent Layout...... Michelle Dali Design Assistant Bernadette Shilts Layout Staff...... Annette Rowland an important part of the Navy adventure as a Naxy officer. T y p e s e tte r...... T.E. T y p is t...... Cathy Hayes N ew s E d ito r Cathy Stacy ND Day Editors...... G reg Lucas Call your Naxy representatixe for more information on this challenging Copy Editor...... Liz Panzica SMC Day E d ito r Suzanne Devine Sports Copy Editor Marty Strasen Photographer...... Todd Tucker and rewarding program. Viewpoint Copy Editor ... Matt Slaughter S lo tm a n...... Jam e s S. Riley Viewpoint Layout...... Julie Ryan A ssistant Slotman Chris P. Donnelly A ccent Copy Editor...... Beth Cornwell For more information call Lieutenant Commander Tim Wieand at 239-7274 or stop by the Navy ROTC office in the ROTC building.

The Obeerver (DSPS 599 2-4000) is published Monday through Friday except NAVY^F OFFICER. during exam and vacation periods. The Observer is published by the students o f the University o f Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s College. Subscriptions may be purchas­ ed for $40 per year ($25 per semester) by writing The Obeerver, P.O. Box Q, Notre Dame. Indiana 46556. The Obeerver is a member of The Aaaodaled Press. All reproduction rights are LEAD T H E ADVENTURE. Friday, December 11, 1987 The Observer page 3 Freshmen to be allowed cars

By JIM RILEY traditionally extends parking and du Lac. Any freshman on News Editor privileges to freshmen for the disciplinary probation will not second semester after a peti­ have parking privileges. Freshmen have been given tion by the Freshman Advisory conditional permission to have Council, according to Father The newsletter also outlines cars on campus second semes­ David Tyson, vice president for conditions under which fresh­ ter as in the past, but they may student affairs. men may lose driving be limited to certain parking Freshmen were scheduled to privileges if they commit lots. have received a dean’s alcohol related driving offen­ “At this time it looks as newsletter this week which out­ ses. The conditions mentioned though freshmen will be as­ lines the conditions under there are in fact superceded by signed to parking areas south which freshmen may bring the stricter sanctions of the of the stadium near the alumni- cars, according to the Fresh­ University’s new policy re­ senior club,” said Phil Johnson, m an Y ear of Studies Office. garding driving under the in­ assistant director of Security. The conditions include that the fluence, Tyson said. Sanctions Johnson said it was unlikely freshman must have a first se­ for the first offense include the that any freshmen would be as­ m ester grade point average of forfeiture of all campus driving signed to park in D-2 because at least 2.0, must register the and parking privileges while of lack of space in that lot. car with Security, and must fol­ the student is enrolled at Notre The Office of Student Affairs low the directives of Security Dame. ND Security promotes We're looking for a Freshman ‘tie one on’ campaign Orientation Chairperson for next year. Special to the Observer “ Tie one on,” said Rakow, Applications are available at the The holiday season has “means fasten a red ribbon traditionally been a time of to your vehicle’s outside Student Government Secretary's Office increased alcohol related ac­ rearview mirror, door han­ cidents, but Rex Rakow, dle or antenna as a sign-and on the 2nd Floor of LaFortune. They director of Notre Dame Se­ a reminder-of the commit­ curity, has hopes that m ent to drive sober through­ must be returned to the Student students can make a new out the holidays. Government Office between 8:30-4:30 commitment to driving Notre Dame Security Offi­ sober this Christmas. cers will be at the dining by Friday, December 11. “This holiday season, I halls to pass out free red rib­ hope everyone will tie one bons and information about Thank you, on,” said Rakow. Rakow the “tie one on” campaign. said he doesn’t mean this in They will also distribute in­ the traditional sense-by formation about how to boozing it up and then sponsor alcohol free parties driving. On the contrary, during the holiday. Rakow said he wants Notre Ribbons and information Dame students, faculty, and will also be available at the staff to “have a safe holiday Security Office, the main season by making a com m it­ gate, and the east gate ment to driving sober.” beginning Tuesday, Dec. 15.

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page 6 The Observer Friday, December 11,1987 CSC helps faculty ‘mission’ to educate By GINA CAMARENA a.m .-1:30 p.m. at the CSC and News Staff will feature guest speaker Otto Maduro, a Venezuelen To help Notre Dame faculty philosopher-sociologist. better understand the educa­ Maduro will open the forum tional needs of students, the with a 90-minute talk entitled Center for Social Concerns pro­ “Education: What For? A vides an annual workshop for Latin American Challenge to professors to “integrate ideas U.S. Higher Education.” After of teaching and research,” said Maduro’s address, small group Associate Director Kathleen discussions will center around Maas Weigert. the general theme, “The Uni­ Study habitat The Observer/Todd Tucker The one-day workshop, said versity andfor Social Weigert, “provides the oppor­ Change?” A luncheon will fol­ Jim Porter, Jesilyn Barnes and Jim Toth do some around to lend a hand and munchies to ease the tunity for faculty to meet other low the closing summary and socialized studying in LaFortune Student Center, stress. faculty from different depart­ final comments. Even studying Latin isn’t so bad when friends are ments to discuss areas of com­ Otto Maduro is a visiting pro­ mon concern.” The idea is for fessor at the Maryknoll School faculty members to become of Theology and has taught at better acquainted so they can universities in Central, South facilitate their “mission” to and North America with two meet the challenges of the stu­ doctorates from Louvain dents. (Belgium) in philosophy and Too often professors are sociology. He has also written KVOlrimGHVIMT ROBBERY1 “under the pressure to spe­ several books and articles. cialize and be an expert in one The faculty’s goal is to form area and are not able to think positive, influencial ways of abut how to (improve teaching teaching students. This mis­ methods),” Weigert said. She sion, Weigert explained, is a 2 3 3 - 9 3 3 3 added that the workshop response to the 1983 PACE promotes a “reflective, sup­ Report issued to former Uni­ *7tU-Ow tu T portive environment in a struc­ versity President Theodore tured way.” Hesburgh on the “priorities This year’s workshop will and commitments for excel­ take place on Jan. 8 from 9 lence.” The report promotes the sense of an enriched educa­ tion by influencial factors-the Bishops say faculty. By establishing a family-type environment CONGRATULATIONS among the faculty, Weigert condoms hopes they can better relate to TIM BROWN the educational needs of the fight AIDS students. Associated Press

WASHINGTON -U.S. Roman t Catholic bishops acknowledged Thursday that some people do not adhere to the church’s teachings on sexuality and said they would tolerate educa­ tional programs that describe how condoms may prevent the Christnas spread of AIDS.

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Associated Press while, King Carl XVI Gusaf Arias, 46, receiving his marked by 1,000th day handed the Nobel prize in award at a less formal cere­ OSLO, Norway -Costa Rican literature to exiled Soviet poet mony at Oslo University, said Associated Press “ The U.N. condemns this President Oscar Arias ac­ Joseph Brodsky and gave seven the prestige of the Nobel prize abhorrent practice” of cepted the 1987 Nobel Peace other laureates their awards should enhance the prosepects WASHINGTON -Friends taking hostages and has prize Thursday, saying he for economics, physics, for the Guatemala accord, and relatives of Terry An­ “censured the actions of all hoped it would boost the medicine and chemistry. which was signed Aug. 7 by derson, the longest-held persons who take hostages, chances of success for the Breaking from ceremony, himself and the presidents of foreign hostage in Lebanon, whatever their motives,” Central American peace plan the King strode across the blue- Nicaragua, El Salvador, Hon­ m arked his 1,000th day in the message said. for which it was awarded. carpeted stage to hand the duras and Guatemala. captivity today in an emo­ Arias called on the super­ medal and certificate of award The plan calls for cease-fires, tional ceremony on Capitol Anderson, the chief powers to let Central to Charles Pedersen, an 83- amnesties for political Hill. Middle East correspondent Americans resolve their own year-old retired American prisoners, and democratic “We Americans have not for The Associated Press, problems. “In the name of God, chemist. Pedersen, one of the reforms. It also called for an forgotten the hostages,” was kidnapped March 16, at least they should leave us in oldest laureates in the 86-year end to outside interference, a said Carmella LaSpada, an 1985. The 40-year-old jour­ peace,” he said. history of the prize, took a few theme Arias voiced again as he organizer of the event and nalist is among the 21 foreig­ At a white-tie cerem ony in halting steps from his chair to accepted the 23-carat Nobel the head of No G reater Love, ners, including seven other Stockholm, Sweden, mean accept the prize.______medallion. a humanitarian organiza­ Americans, missing in tion that works to support Lebanon. Two of the foreig­ any lies he might try to tell, cause he didn’t try to pressure families directly affected by ners have remained uniden­ Lobby Miller said. former colleagues during brief war and terrorism. tified. “Anybody in the White House phone calls or meetings. The hour-long ceremony continued from page 1 would know there is a paper “ You’ve seen the prosecutor, attracted m em bers of Walter Mears, the AP’s ly” for Deaver to deliberately trail of what you do and what you know he would have in­ Congress, U.S. officials, executive editor, said An­ lie under oath while “the focus you’ve done,” he said. dicted Mike Deaver 15 times former hostages and rela­ derson has endured suffer­ of five or six investigations” by M iller accused Seym our of over and be pleased to do it,” tives of the 21 foreigners in ing, being blindfolded and the House panel, the grand “prosecutorial overreaching,” Miller said. captivity in Lebanon. kept in chains. His kidnap­ jury, the General Accounting by charging Deaver with lying But Seymour said Deaver Anderson’s 1,000th day as pers have rarely commun­ Office and news organzations. about contacts he honestly merely had to mention to his a hostage coincided with the icated with the outside Deaver also knew there couldn’t recall. former government colleagues United Nations’ Interna­ world. would be ream s of White House The defense lawyer argued that he was interested in a par­ tional Human Rights Day. phone logs, schedules and other that Deaver wasn’t charged ticular issue to get their atten­ Phyllis Kaminsky, direc­ “They don’t allow him to documents that would dispute with ethics law violations be­ tion. tor of the U.N. information speak or write, compound­ Rider wanted to Central NJ. Leaving D ATTENTION RUDOLPH FANS Dec. 18 Call x4388. DON'T WAIT UNTIL DECEMBER 15 office, read a message from ing the brutality of his im­ SEE HERBIE THE MISFIT ELF IN Javier Perez de Cuellar, the prisonment for a man who Pumpkin, You can take the orange out PERSON ROOM 259 ZAHM Personals of the hair but you can't take the spunk U.N. general secretary, ex­ has made communication of out of the kid. Looking forward to life with pressing sympathy for the truth his life’s work,” Mears continued from page 12 you. See you in Joisey. Love always, The D MERRY CHRISTMAS S ew er Rat. C Andrea, Elizabeth, Tiffany, Kathleen, hostages and their families. said. LOOK OUT ARIZONA! MaryKate, Katy & Q.C. Good luck on Di L. is coming to the "Valley of the Sun" MERRY CHRISTMAS finals and have a good break!!! Love, this New Years! W hat will happen when Tina Kris and Kathy East meets West? Sfay Tuned... Kathleen Paul Johnny O Revenge Nothing! 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SOPHS page 8______The Observer______Friday, December 11, 1987 Soviets challenge ‘openness’ to rights Associated Press mission to travel to Moscow for the seminar sponsored by MOSCOW -Activists who or­ Press Club Glasnost, named ganized a human rights semi­ for Gorbachev’s policy of nar to test the new Soviet greater openness in Soviet so­ “openness” got official ciety. warnings Thursday that it was illegal and found the meeting Lef Timofeyev, the organizer hall they had rented closed for of the seminar, said more a “sanitary day.” foreign guests had been ex­ Sponsors of the seminar said pected from the United States, many foreign guests could not Poland and West Germ any, but get visas. they had been refused Soviet By contrast, Pushkin Square visas. and the House of Union were filled by official groups holding Activists who were planning approved rallies on Interna­ to travel to Moscow from tional Human Rights Day. Leningrad, Lithuania, and the Alexander Rubchenko, Ukrainian city of Lvov were whose unofficial organization detained or warned against tries to build trust between the going, he said. United States and Soviet Union, About 20 Moscow organizers Checking out The Observer/Todd Tucker said about 20 police officers were told the seminar was ille­ detained him and seven other gal by officials who said they Lawrence Mulcahy goes through the security check bags in the coming days, as students head for the members for several hours were from the procurator’s of­ at the Hesburgh Library on Thursday. The Notre library in observance of finals week. when they left an apartment for fice, several of the organizers Dame Security guard will be checking out more book- Pushkin Square to hold their said. The officials went to the own demonstration. organizers’ homes, they said. 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It is difficult to relate the magical joy to spend time with the children who and in it was a simple necklace with a troubles and perhaps because of my ex­ I experienced on my Summer Service needed attention so desperately. Coach­ Madonna as a pendant. It meant so perience at the Manor. As I stated Project. The Atlanta SSP consisted of ing divers, being a punching bag, or a much to Ruth that she could give me before, the best events of the SSP occur six weeks at the Village of St. Joseph submarine commander were a few of her little gift. I hope I accepted it in within yourself as an understanding of where I taught and just spent tim e with the roles I enjoyed with the boys and such a way as to please her. The neck­ things greater than school, money, or behavior ally disordered children, and girls in the pool. And, I got a tan while lace has little practical use for me but partying come into view. two weeks at Marion Manor, a personal doing it! I won’t forget it like last year’s This is difficult for me to write since care home for the elderly. Each posi­ At dinner, sometimes I ate with the Christmas gifts. On my last day, I was my memories of the SSP are so special tion was rewarding, trying, sad, and boys in my cottage, a small dorm-like able to come up with a large print and meaningful that not to mention one influential. If you’re looking for some­ facility with my two-room apartment SpanistvEnglish dictionary and give it is a real insult to those who created thing similiar, then eight weeks could and two 16 year-old boys (normally, to Ruth. those mem ories for me. So, my final not be better spent than doing a Sum­ there are ten during the school year) The residents there were not aging advice for anyone thinking of a project mer Service Project. and a cottage supervisor. Or, more of­ so poorly as to require a nursing home, would be to ask yourself if you have ten, I dined with the Sisters in charge yet most had hearing and walking prob­ ever worked with the elderly or with David Schmitt of the Village. They were gracious hos­ lems along with other complications. children or with any other needy tesses. There was no typical day at the Manor people; if the answer is “no”, then a Nighttime came and ended with ac­ and this was one nice feature about Summer Service Project is for you. guest column tivities ranging from volleyball, a trip working there. From your commitment of helping to the mall, softball, or a movie. The However, the nicest events were the others, you will unconsciously, almost My situation was unique as my home children slept at the Village Sunday ones inside me. I found a previously selfishly, discover secrets about your­ and friends were in New Jersey or South through Thursday nights and went unknown compassion and concern for self, and if your commitment deepens, Bend and I went to Atlanta alone with­ home on the weekends. One thing I people as a result of the sad situations the deeper and more useful your dis­ out knowing a soul. This at first worried wished for while in Atlanta was that of the lonely, aging residents. coveries will be. me, but it soon became an advantage. the parents of the children attend a My grandmother recently fell victim I found myself really becoming in­ sim ilar camp during the week, training to glaucoma, and she and I have struck David J. Schmitt is a senior in the Col­ volved with the elderly, and especially them to be responsible and loving par­ up a new friendship because of her lege o f Science. the children. And as a result, I became ents, since the children rarely returned very involved with learning about on Sunday night in good moods. myself and what I had to offer to people. You won’t learn facts or skills in eight The typical day at the Village of St. weeks about children or social work or Joseph began at 9:30 when I had my even about the tragedies of modern life P.O. Box Q first class. I would teach the children while performing a project. But what (ages 6 to 16) some basic science skills you will learn are discoveries about or just entertain them. You see, one yourself that could remain hidden for rest of the class. Few graduate in the purpose of classes during the summer years. With each day, with each child, Article on blacks upper percentile of their class.” Well, was just to keep the children occupied I discovered a radiant confidence that needs clarification this is true; however, the author left in the morning - and if they learned manifested itself in a self-assured sin­ out the many reasons given. The most something, that was all the better. No cerity and love for the children. The Dear Editor: prominent being the effects of racism tests or pressure, and thus no previous children mirrored my feelings and ac­ After reading the article “One in four on classroom performance. In other teaching experience is necessary. The tions with genuine gifts of affection and Notre Dame blacks won’t finish,” I felt words many times it’s not simply the reason the children should be kept “oc­ friendship. It was quite an experience. the need to write this letter. As a major lack of academic ability, but, external cupied” is that these kids had little But, without a doubt, the best dis­ contributor to the article, I want to stress that plays a major role in lower parenting and even less attention from covery while at the Village was the joy clear up any misunderstandings sur­ grade point averages for black stu­ their parents (or step-parents) due to and love that could be exchanged be­ rounding my comments. It is therefore dents. reasons that varied from drug abuse to tween child and adult when they care necessary for me to clarify my position Finally, I must take issue with the divorce to child and sexual abuse in the about one another. Do a project simply with regard to that article. To ac­ title “One in four blacks won’t finish.” family. The children really don’t know to enjoy and experience this happening. complish this, I will review a few of my It seems to me that a 75% graduation how to behave, that is sit still or stay After six weeks and sad goodbyes, I statements used in the article. rate is pretty good. That title makes it quiet, or they can’t behave due to physi­ left the Village for Marion Manor. My First, let’s examine the following seem so negative. If you have any ques­ cal or emotional complications like hy­ duties at the personal care home were statement; “They (meaning black stu­ tions about what I am saying, compare peractivity. I found my patience pushed less defined than at the Village, and my dents) must deal with stereotypes us with other institutions. You will find to the limit and my sincerity stretched activities ranged from assisting resi­ about being on financial aid and teach­ that we stack up favorably. too far, yet with each moment, with dents on daily walks to making a photo ers giving them breaks.” Many people The intent of this letter is not to imply each child, my patience and sincerity album for a soon-to-be-senile resident took this to mean these things occurred. that there aren’t problems at our insti­ for the children grew with magical joy. to handym an and stockboy. This statement simply says, that is a tution. I simply believe that if you are Returning to the typical day, a lunch One resident, Ruth, who was confined perception that many majority stu­ serious about presenting the problems, break after classes was welcomed, and to a wheelchair would often have long dents feel is true about black students. the method used for this article is not at 3:30 the fun began again. The conversations about anything under the That perception is incorrect, and un­ the way. Thank you for your attention. children, weather permitting and free sun, and especially God, drugs, and founded. That belief does cause stress of punishments, would play in the pool foreign languages. I was her new when applied through conversation. Kenneth B. Durgans until 4:30. Now, I was free to do what Spanish tutor since her old one, a Another statement that deserves at­ Minority Student Affairs I wished after 12:30. Yet, what I wished former resident, had just passed away. tention is “Academically black stu­ D irector. to do by the end of the first week was One day, she handed me an envelope dents generally don’t do as well as the Dec. 9, 1987

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Sandy Cerimele Commentaries, letters and the Inside Column present the views of their authors. Column space Photo Editor...... Jim Carroll is available to all m em bers of the school community, and the free expression of varying opinions on campus, through letters, is encouraged Founded November 3,1966 page 10 Acce Spend your spare Christm our critics ten album* KRIS MURPHY accent writer ANN SEIFERT 1. The Smiths-Strangeways accent writer Here We Come 1. Brave Words-The Chills The last Smiths album and a These New Zealanders have fitting swan song because it undergone nine different lineup’ presents the Smiths at their changes since their induction best. Morrissey sings tales of in 1981. This is their first numbing depression ("Last stu d io album , and it h as. Night 1 Dreamt That Somebody received wide acclaim in the UK Loved Me"), death (“Death of A already. Though is's a hard-to- D isco Dancer"), greed ("Paint a find import in the United States Vulgar Picture") and nihilism ("I tracking it down will be well Won't Share You") but still worth the effort. The songs are manages to be funny varied, each seeming to convey ("Girlfriend in A Coma.") With a different emotion. "Push" its subject matter Strangeways so u n d s som ew h at like R.E.M., should sound ugly but Johnny though more ethereal. “Ghosts" Marr's soarin g m elod ies, under­ is quite intricate, with its soft stated guitar solos and string guitars weaving in and out of sectio n s m ake it a candy the melancholy vocals. Overall, coated bitter pill. a rewarding album, portending greater things on the way from 2. R.E.M-Document The Chills. Try and find it! R.E.M recovers from last year's weak Lifes Rich Pageant by 2. The Joshua Tree-U2 delivering a set of focused, OK, OK, I know this is a very muscular tunes with a trendy pick, but I just can't copy. Ahead proved to be the help it-I love th ese gu ys and I most successful single, an up­ love this album. "Still haven't beat club hit. However, the al­ Found What I'm Looking F or" is bum is far from a "one-hit- very moving, especially when wonder" as songs like one considers all the past and "Ambitious" and "Point of Col­ present successes of U2. "Run­ lapse" show . The Wire sou n d is ning To Stand Still" is about as heavy on the guitar and heavy close to perfection as a song on the unique vocals of Colin can get: it is em otional and it Newman. It's really something. is beautiful. The Joshua Tree I highly recommend this one. proved In 1987 that good music can still make it to the 6. Pleased To Meet Me-The top of the Billboard charts. Replacements On their sixth album, The 3. Earth-Sun-Moon Replacements broke a lot of new ground. They used a new Love fir Rockets The post-Bauhaus trio really hit guitar player and actually it big with this, their third al­ added horns on a song or two. to hit the pop charts, and thus bum. It contains the huge hit A far cry from the noisy punk the songs are quirky and "No New Tale To Tell" and band of the early 1980's, Paul unique. The vocals come softer, more mysterious songs Westerberg and friends have through like never before. like "Rain Bird " and "The literally matured on vinyl here. Light." Each song is catchy and They haven t com­ 9. Qematria-Peter as always, full of incredibly pletely lost touch with the H im m elm an deep and meaningful lyrics. sound of their past, however, I doubt any of you have heard These guys sound very psyc­ as fast, hard rocking songs like of Peter Himmelman before, hedelic, but with an acoustic "I.O. U." and "Red Red Wine " because his name is not yet edge, which is very appealing reveal. well-known. It soon will be as and just plain GOOD! Drone people discover his wonderful o n ... 7. Strangeways Here We voice and his two albums out Come-The Smiths on the Island label. The fast 4. Darklands-The Jesus and A sad story is the demise of songs on Qematria are almost Mary Chain The Smiths in 1987. The su­ overpowering, especially the William and Jim Reid have perb guitarist Johnny Marr split first cut, when Himmelman combined to produce an album and bassist Andy Roarke died, proclaims, "I feel young today! of great depth, and extreme which meant that Strangeways "Salt and Ashes" is a slower understatement here. This is would be the last vinyl offering ballad, and it provokes a lot of only the second album from from The Smiths forever. Good emotion. Himmelman's voice T he J e su s and Mary Chain, but thing it proved to be such a abounds with feeling. Simply the record demonstrates such neat album. Everything on it wonderful. experience and power that a was typical Smiths, which is of listener would have a tough course atypical of most music. 10. Robbie Robertson- tim e know ing it. "Happy When Long melancholy song titles, Robbie Robertson It Rains" Is fast and the guitars overdone crooning from Morris­ This singer worked a lot with are loud, but there is virtually sey, and interesting guitar from The Band in the 1960's and no feedback anywhere on the Marr. then dropped out of the music album. We can hear the vocals 8. Document-R.E.M. scene for a long time. In fact, now, a welcome change from On their seventh released piece this LP is his first release in ten the last album. A very strong o f vinyl, R.E.M. finally g e ts the years. The songs have been LP, with no weak spots. Check attention they have deserved all produced by Daniel Lanois, the it out. alo n g . "It's the End o f the man who produced The Joshua World As We Know It" has Tree for U2 and Peter Gabriel's 5. The Ideal Copy-Wire som e bizarre lyrics, but this Is So. Robertson's sound is sort Everybody th ou gh t Wire w as the charm of R.E.M.: they are of a cross between these two. gone for good. They appeared very weird and no one ever His voice comes through well, back in 1977 with an album really understands all their and he is backed several well- titled Pink Flag, which was songs completely. This seems known artists, including U2, years ahead of its time. Then to be the way Michael Stipe, Overall, this LP is well-crafted nothing. Then some solo proj­ the lead vocalist wants it. and effective. The great vocals ects. And finally, The Ideal R.E.M. didn't expect this album prove to be the highlight. nt page 11 as cash on Letter to Pan To Pan, Qod of All-Mature speak many languages. I asked transaction, and the male's ser­ c /o The Wind in the Willows this master model of a pen- vices are paid for. The stork The River Bank, England tecostal computer if it could d oesn 't bring babies; It's a lark talk to me. I tried several in the night. After that, the codes, like DOG and SOB, boss would be entitled to the before finding the “K-9" key, pick of the puppy litter. My i of 1987 Around here, they say you which worked. My friend the Christmas gift to him could be are dead. They read in the decidedly political bent. They Bono's moving and terrifying computer is writing this letter my going to the stud farm. books their poets write: "Pan is crack the top ten for the first stories of heroin addiction. The for me now, Could Santa persuade him to dead, great Pan is dead!" time with "The One I Love", an Edge might be the world's best let m e g o ? I'm in service to a m aster acidic love song, and pay living guitarist and "Bullet the Plutarch, they say, explaining why the oracles cease to give named Griffin, a spoiled but I would love to teach a h o m a g e to Bob Dylan with "It's Blue Sky " sounds like Hendrix, answers, tells of passengers on lovable priest who thinks he's y o u n g d o g old tricks. It's the End Of The World As We Jimmy Page and a pack of Ban­ sometimes lonely to be the a ship in the Greek isles who boss. When he's in a bad Know It (and I feel fine)". One shees locked in a room with a sole representative of your o f their best-right up with Mur­ Stratocaster. How are they kind, a cocker spaniel living by mur and Chronic Town. going to top themselves after himself in a world of people. becoming (groan) the biggest Qod, so they say, created the 3. Big Black-Songs About band in the world? Darby 0 0:11 j world because He was lonely. Steve Albini and crew come After creation, humans turned from Chicago and this is the 6. Squirrelbait-Skag Heaven Letters from a Sometimes-Lonely Dog ^ £ out to be flawed by selfishness, hardest, most intense album of Why do all the good bands too involved in ego-trips to the year. Songs about the psyc­ break up? This bunch of guitar have time for God. Then God heard a loud lamentation: “The mood, he yells,: “There is one hotic, perverted underbelly of totin' college age kids signed decided to go as a human, into great god Pan is dead." Legend God over the heavens, Darby America are set to roaring out with a potent mix of punk the human world. As a man, places this happening at the O'Gill, and o n e m aster over the guitars and a mangled drum tempos, incredible vocals and He could put His arms around hour at which Christ died on Pequod" -another literary refer­ machine. "Bad Penny" and the plenty of true rock and roll en­ people; they could put their the Cross. Does this mean that ence, Sir, from “Moby Dick"- “Power of Independent Truck­ ergy. “Kid D yn am ite", "Virgil's arms around Him. Instead of as far as humans are con­ “and one breadwinner in 116 ing" are guarnateed to give you Return " and "Kick the Kat" go hugging Him, they hurt Him; cerned, Pan is dead? I mean, Pasquerilla West, and one small bad dreams. through your skull like a freight and God was lonely one more humans are always starting d o g w ho will pay attention train. time. As He was dying, He these silly rumors. A century when he's spoken to, indoors 4. Husker Du-Warehouse: decided: “If I show them that I ago, one of them wrote: “Do or out." Griffin is not really a Songs and Stories 7. XTC-Skylarking love them to the end, later, you hear the little bell ringing? tyrant; but he thinks everything Husker Du's second double Andy Partridge and his band remembering the Cross, they They are bringing the sacra­ should go his way, since he's album in three years found the pay homage to the Beatles with will understand Me as a God of ments to a dying God." the b oss. band dabbling in sixties pop a concept album about the En­ love. If, finally, they respond to Humans have always been in a and psychedelia while still glish Summer and the life cycle In addressing You, Father my love, I will be lonely no rush to bury the gods. maintaining their patented of man and nature. Sounds Pan, I'm not sure if I'm return­ longer." velocity and volume. "Could heavy but it isn't. XTC still Milton, I hope, got it right. In ing to the god of my ancestors, fou Be The One" is their most writes perfect pop songs and a poem called “On the Morning or whether You're the God Oh, Sir, Father Pan, far b e it hummable tune yet, and “Bed "Earn Enough For Us" and “The o f Christ's Mativity," h e wrote: whom Roman Catholics wor­ from a flea-bitten mutt to try to of Mails" proves that the Bus­ Meeting Place" prove that. Bird “The shepherds on the lawn / ship under a different title. The teach the theology of love to a kers are still adept at the songs, rustling trees and other Or ere the point of dawn Z Sat Roman Catholic God is very deity. But did any of those old claustrophobic anguish of their assorted sound effects give the simply chatting in a rustic row, fine, and He loves creatures nature gods, kind and whimsi­ Zen Arcade period. album its distinct pastoral ap­ / Full little thought they than / too; many of them went to visit cal as they could be, ever let peal. Than the mighty Pan / Was Him on the day of His birth. I the woodland creatures see 5. U2-The Joshua Tree kindly come to live with them made the acquaintance of the how much the gods loved Overplayed? Heck yeah, but 8. Led Zeppelin- below ..." Catholic God's mother when I them ? still a great album . “I Still Physical Graffiti was a very young puppy. The Haven't Found What I'm Several of 1987's top selling Are you the same patron of boss brought me to her sacred Yet paternity is not a gift I Looking For " could be the U2 bands like Whitesnake and the shepherds that humans wor­ grove in a grotto by the lake, ask for myself, if it were not for manifesto and “Running To Cult shamelessly ripped off ship as the Lord, or are there to thank her for sending me to the sake of the curmudgeon Stand Still" is another o f Zeppelin in both song structure many shepherds watchful, in a him as a gift. The boss is quite who depends on me as a com­ (“Still o f the Might ", “Love variety of ministries, over their sentimental; as a dumb beast, I panion. I will not be around Removal Machine ") and Robert flocks? Are there many don't appreciate sentimentality; forever. The original Darby Plant's vocal style (every note religions, each of them true in but you shepherd gods must O'Gill d ied w hen he w as ten; that David Coverdale sang). a different way; or is there only discuss such things among when he went to his rest, I That doesn't mean that they o n e religion in which You, the yourselves. only shepherd, wearing a multi ­ took his place. I have pastoral ever managed to equal Zep­ The season has come when plicity of hats, deal with crea­ experiences to pass on like an pelin. In fact, they came off as humans celebrate their Shep­ tures according to their differ­ apostolic succession; believe pale imitations with fancy hair herd's birthday; and in His ing needs? Among earth's me, it's not easy to be a cuts. For a taste of the real nam e, they try to do nice creatures, humans are the ones priest's dog, starting from thing go back to 1976 and lis­ things for each other. This who sin, therefore they need a scratch. The boss says that one ten to "Custard Pie", "The year, I'm asking your help as I shepherd who lays down his of the drawbacks to being a Rover", the monumental “Kash­ try to do something nice for life to save them. The dumb celibate Is that you have no mir" and the thundering blues the boss. Santa Claus is a animals-those who aren't intel­ one to leave your watch to rip-off "In My T im e o f Dying." mythical character whom ligent like humans-live accor­ when you die. I don't have a humans ask to deliver gifts in ding to the law of the instincts watch, but I know a few places 9. The J esu s and Mary Chain- their name? Who is this Santa where some bones are buried. -Darklands You gave them. Mone of them Claus? Is he a pagan spirit, a I know a few places where the The Reid brothers tone down would knowingly or willingly fallen-away demi god, or a toy- bodies are buried; but of the distortion and volume of disobey the divine will. Jesus making hobbit left over from course, professionalism seals their past work revealing the did not have to die for them. Middle Earth? I hope that You, my muzzle against mentioning archetypal sixties pop song that Religion is too hard for a as the god of all-nature, might those. Sir, even to You. I would w as there all alon g. LSD, mere cocker spaniel to figure be on a wave-length with him. like to see the light in the sexual obsession and rainy out. But the trees and the If you are in contact with Mr. master's eyes, if the pick of a days are the main topics, and grass, the birds and the furry Claus, would you ask him to fill litter of mine should come into .vhen Jim Reid sings “I'd break beasts know that the great god the request that I'm making for his life. He would say to Motre my back for you" in “Happy Pan is alive and well. He is the a gift for the boss? As your Dam e: “Merry Christm as. Re­ When It Rains" you know he's piper at the gates of dawn, just servant, I am unworthy-like a member Darby II and III and I found true love. Atmospheric as Mr. Kenneth Grahame says lapsed Catholic who has given never said we didn't love you. " British pop at its grungy best. He is in “The Wind in the Wil­ up the pope-to ask favors. low s", the book that the wild However, when I'm not near O Piper at the gates of dawn, 10. Metallica-Qarage Days things love as their gospel. It's the god I should love, I love the Friend and Guardian, will it Re-Revisited harder to appreciate a religion the God I'm near. be Christmas soon for you as it America s best speed-metal of nature when you've grown My request is this: on Decem­ is for us? Is the great Pan band bangs out the rawest kind up domesticated in a Christian ber 17, I will be eight years dead, or does He live in the of heavy metal by doing five of h om e. their favorite covers with no old, and still celibate; soon, I'll Christ Child's legend as the production. “Last CaressOreen If you're wondering where an be too old to cut the mustard shepherd of those sheep who Hell" is the best of bunch, uneducated dog learned to as the sire of pups. The boss, never needed redeeming sporting a twisted sense of quote poetry- I never even of course, is a bachelor by grace? humor and the kind of tempos finished obedience school ! choice, out of obedience to the that make the heavy metal old want to give all the credit to will of the Church. One of us Sincerely yours, guard sound positively the computer I met; it is, as should become a father, and I geriatric. Raw, exciting and aut- they say, programmed for have no vows to stand in my (Master) Darby O'Gill II, on the poetry. Motre Dame computers way. With a dog. It's a cash week before his 8th birthday. page 12 The Observer Friday, December 11, 1987

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Friday, December 11, 1987 The Observer page 13 Face St. Ambrose tomorrow Women’s ball set for break By THERESA KELLY unfavorable crowds. Not to last year’s meeting, 80-72, but Sports Writer mention some pretty tough op­ the Irish won the only other ponents. meeting between the schools in Between now and the end of But first, they start off at 1983. The Hoosiers are led by break, the Notre Dame wo­ home against the St. Ambrose 6-2 senior forward Cindy men’s basketball team will Queen Bees, from Davenport, B um garner. look more like cross-country Iowa. The Queen Bees, an Next on the Irish schedule is athletes. Not runners, but NAIA power, are undefeated the Wildcat Christmas Classic. travelers. after seven games this season. The Irish will face Fairfield in Currently 4-1, the Irish will The Irish will have to defend the first round, then take on try to return from break 11-1, St. Ambrose’s two main offen­ either Villanova or Siena the although with road games and sive threats, 6-0 center Patty next day. top competition, that will not Campbell and 5-11 forward “We open with Fairfield at 6 be an easy task. Robin Becker. on (Dec.) 28th,” said McGraw. The Irish will host St. The Irish will counter with a “So all those fans in Philadel­ Ambrose tomorrow and Val­ strong inside game, of their phia had better show up.” paraiso Saturday, Dec. 19. own, led by 6-2 senior center The Irish then travel south to Then they will take to the road, Sandy Botham and 6-4 junior face nationally-ranked Vir­ playing at Indiana Dec. 21 and forward Heidi Bunek. The Irish ginia and the Hurricanes of visiting Virginia Jan. 4 and defense also has looked impres­ Miami. The Irish are 0-1 Miami Jan 7. In between, they sive of late, especially consid­ against Virginia and 1-1 will be participating in the ering they held high-powered against Miami over the years, Wildcat Christmas Classic in Oakland to 51 points including a tough loss to the Philadelphia, from Dec. 28-29. Wednesday night. Hurricanes at home last “It’s going to be tough,” said The Irish take on Valparaiso season. Irish head coach Muffet at home on Dec. 19 for their “Virginia was ranked eighth McGraw. “With 17 road games first meeting since January of in the nation at the start of the this season, we’re going to have 1982. The Irish have not lost to season,” said McGraw. to start working on playing well Valpo in eight tries. All this happens before the on the road.” Notre Dame then travels to Irish finally return home after The Irish will be up against Bloomington for a game with semester break for games with jet lag, unfamiliar arenas and the Hoosiers. Notre Dame lost Northern Illinois and Syracuse.

The Observer / John Studebaker Dlondra Toney (21) and the Notre Dame women’s basketball team Wrestlers trounce Miami (Ohio) is off to a quick start under Head Coach Muffet McGraw, and looks to improve with a busy Christmas break. Special to The Observer higher than usual because Pat Dave Carlin at 134 (17-5), Boyd was out with an injury. Jerry Durso at 142 (injury The 16th-ranked Notre Dame default), Ron Wisniewski at 150 wrestling team won its first Dave Smith stepped in for (13-6), Todd Layton at 158 (13- JAZZ CLAS dual meet of the year with ease, Boyd, and lost an 8-2 decision 2), Mark Gerardi at 167 (8-5), crushing Miami (Ohio) by a 40- to Jim Nelson at 126 pounds. Todd Tomazic at 177 (7-4), 3 score on Thursday. Andy Radenbaugh earned a pin Chris Geneser at 190 (21-6 by at his usual 118 pounds. technical fall) and George Eight Irish wrestlers won Winners at higher weight Logsdon at heavyweight (by matches one weight class classes for the Irish were: forfeit). sig n u p s

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Maureen Nolan Syracuse quarterback Don four nights in the Metrodome, manager Billy Martin -An M cPherson -Better luck next what could be better? apartment lease that he can (Dec. 30) time. National League MVP Andre easily get out of. He’d better not be building a house. New York Yankees’ minor- • league manager Bucky Dent -A e e use-at-anytime plane ticket to e GRAND e New York. He’s the heir appar­ • ent. Fans of the NHL and NBA # OPENING! Wish we could be there to e -Wake-up calls. The action # # Fast service, outstanding doesn’t begin for a few months party with you! e # quality, and low, low prices! yet. Oh, don’t call the fans of We love you!! e the Knicks, Cavaliers, Spurs e and Kings in the NBA or those Liz, Annette, & Robyn e t/h copies # 8 Vi x 11 white 20# autoTed of the Kings in the NHL either. e # They can sleep until next year. e e The New York Giants -Wake- • kinko's # Great copies. Great people. up calls. Uh, champs, the # 18187 S ta te Road 23 season started already. e Across from Corktowne Liquors # * * Happ/21st Birthday* 271-0398 The New Orleans Saints - # # M-F S at Sun Groceries. Now that they’re *Meaghan*Eileen * /. 30am-10pm______9am-6pm______Noon-5pm winning, they need to do some­ thing with all those paper bags that their fans wore. Sports fans everywhere -A Thank Happy 20th Birthday merry Christmas. And if you’re headed to Dallas, an Aggie skin \J , * for* + Stephanie coat lined with Cotton is the ^ “Twenty-One”derful perfect gift for the new year. ( * * * Years May God hold you ^ HAPPY 22ND * in the palm of I BIRTHDAY, DAN His Hand F—————— —— + + Love Always, * ★ I MAY ALL YOUR Love Always, j DREAMS * Dad, Mother, Stephanie COM E TRUE * + and *¥ ^ jDad, Mother, Meaghan and Christopher | LOVE YOU ALWAYS, * * Christopher * | ERICA KATiE page 14 The Observer Friday, December 11, 1987 Break preview Irish face third big test By BRIAN O’GARA hitting 48-of-83 for a .578 Indians return all five starters, Assistant Sports Editor percentage. including injury-plagued cen­ “They’re a very talented ter Patrick Allen. The 6-9 While academic final exams team,” said Phelps. “Brundy senior missed nine games last are just around the corner, the is a tremendously strong winter with a back ailment, but Notre Dame basketball team player inside, and it does not still managed to claim the faces its third big test of the surprise me the numbers that team’s MVP award with 12.7 early season on Saturday in the Terence Greene has posted points and 7.9 rebounds per out­ form of a rejuvenated DePaul early to pick up the scoring ing. Swingman Dan Aloi, 6-7, team. slack from Strickland’s ab­ and guards Michael Burnett Rejuvenated in the sense that sence. To me, though, Edwards and Myron Roy all should make junior point guard Rod Strick­ is the key. He always sems to an early im pact with St. land is back in uniform after be an explosive player in key Bonaventure as freshmen. sitting out the Blue Demons’ situations.” at LaSalle -The Irish will play first three games because of After these five and senior their first game of 1988 at that academic ineligibility. Strick­ guard Andy Laux, who Philadelphia institution, the land was given the green light replaced Strickland during his Palestra on Jan. 2. LaSalle from the University on Wed­ absence, the Blue Demon reached the NIT final last year nesday and responded with 21 bench is young and inexperi­ with a 24-14 overall record and points that night against West­ enced. returns four starters to this ern Michigan. DePaul blew out “Once they get some of their team. Leading the way will be the Broncos, 94-64. younger players some time,” 6-6 forward Lionel Simmons, a “The return of Rod Strick­ continued Phelps, “ they’ll consensus freshm an All- land instantly makes DePaul a really become a solid team.” American last year after ranked team,” said Notre After facing DePaul on Sat­ leading all Division I freshmen Dame head coach Digger urday, the Irish have a busy in scoring and finishing second Phelps. “They’ve been able to holiday schedule. Here’s a among freshman rebounders. survive without him and now brief preview of their oppo­ Simmons is averaging 20.3 they’ll be at full strength. They nents over the Christmas points and 9.8 rebounds for the The O bserver / File Photo are looking for credibilty after break. Explorers last year. Tim Leger Guard Kevin Edwards and the DePaul Blue Demons are the next • their opening loss to Pepper- is LaSalle’s other big returning challenge for the Notre Dame men’s basketball team on Saturday. VALPARAISO -In their first dine, and they can achieve that scorer, pouring in 18.7 points a Brian O’Gara previews the action at left. against Notre Dame.” test after the ones we all take game last season. The 1986-87 The 3-1 Blue Demons were next week, the Irish host the Philadelphia high school ranked 20th in the AP Crusaders of Valpo on Dec. 19. player of the year, 6-3 guard preseason poll, but dropped out Valparaiso returns four Doug Overton, joins the Ex­ of the polls after the 84-64 loss starters, including senior for­ plorers as they search for their The Observer to Pepperdine and just squek- ward Harry Bell, who fourth consecutive 20-win The independent student newspaper serving Notre ing by Niagara, 88-87 in over­ averaged 16.9 points last season. Dame and Saint Mary's Is accepting applications time. They also defeated Illi­ season as he earned first-team for the following position: nois State, 76-55. Association of Mid-Continent at Lafayette -Yet another The 3-1 Irish enter the game Universities honors. Head road trip for Notre Dame as it Day Editors on a three-game winning coach Tom Smith’s squad also faces Lafayette on Jan. 4. The streak after victories over has four reserves returning Leopards went 16-13 last Louisville, Boston and Prairie from last year, including senior season, losing 11 games by six Typists View A&M. The latest AP poll walk-on Dave McMahon, a points or less and being in has Notre Dame ranked 19th. South Bend native. Last every game but one. Sounds In their last meeting, the December, Notre Dame familiar. Lafayette returns for next semester Irish knocked off then-No. 4 struggled to a 63-50 win in this four starters, led by junior for­ DePaul in that February- game after a week off for ward Otis Ellis who averaged month-of-upsets-in-the-ACC, finals. 21 points and 9.4 rebounds a For further Information contact 73-62. Notre Dame clinched the at St. Joseph’s (Ind.) -After game last year. He should Jim Winkler game down the stretch with a break for the Christmas reach the 1,000-point m ark for at The Observer (239-5303) clutch free-throw shooting, hit­ holiday, the Irish will travel to his career by the time the Irish ting 19-of-21 on the game. The Rensselear, Ind., on Dec. 28 to face him. Freshmen Tom IWWWWWV Blue Demons lost only three m eet the Pum as of St. Joseph’s. Kresge and Bruce Stankavage games last year. The Pumas return two top should see plenty of action in DePaul returns four starters performers in senior co­ the Leopard backcourt spots. HAPPY from last year’s 28-3 team. The captains Stan Kappers and big man in the middle, Dallas Todd Kennard. The 6-7 Kap­ at Marquette -Notre Dame BELATED Comegys, is gone but the Blue pers poured in 23 points a gam e heads up to Milwaukee and the Demons still have a formidable last year en route to becoming Mecca on Jan. 9 to face a very cast to battle the Irish. Besides Great Lakes Valley Conference young Marquette team. BIRTHDAY Strickland, DePaul boasts for­ Player of the Year. He shot an Second-year head coach Bob ward Terence Greene and. impressive .648 percentage Dukiet has seven freshm en and JACK guard Kevin Edwards who are from the field and .804 from the two sophomores on his team. both averaging 23 points per free throw line. Kappers teams Backcourt experience in the outing in Strickland’s absence. with 6-1 guard Todd Kennard form of 5-11 senior Michael “You stud” Greene’s 33 points against who chipped in 20.4 points a “Pop” Simms and 6-3 sopho­ Niagara are a career-high. game and led St. Joseph’s with more Michael Smith. Love, At the other forward spot, 6-7 83 steals in the 1986-87 capaign. junior Stanley Brundy is Junior Jerry Alicea is the YALE -Home at last. As stu­ scoring 9.3 points and pulling Pumas three-point threat, hit­ dents return to Notre Dame so Cuz down 9.7 rebounds a game. ting nearly half of his 19-foot, do the Irish as they face Yale Senior Kevin Golden, 6-9, holds 9-inch-and-beyond shots last on Wednesday, Jan. 13. The Elis down the other starting spot, season. have eight freshmen on this with a 3.3 point and rebound at St. Bonaventure -Notre year’s team, but also return the average. As a team, DePaul Dame next will head east to experience of forwards Paul GIVE THE GIFT has held its opponents to a low Buffalo to face St. Bonaventure Maley (17.3 points, 7.5 41.2 percent shooting on Dec. 30, which is looking to rebounds a game), Eric OF A percentage, but it has regain respect after a 5-23 Mitchell (8.8, 3.6) and Matt struggled at the free throw line, record last season. The Brown Whitehead (10.7, 2.5). SUNTAN! Use this coupon at Gift certificates COUNTY MARKET Available to redeem $2.00 off our 4 or 6 foot giant deli _ Specials: submarines ‘10 Bed visits for $39.00 * orders must be 5 Booth visits for $12.50 Combo of 3 Bed & 3 Booth for $19.50 placed 2 days in JMSPLAZA 2 7 7 - 7 0 2 6 £ £ 4609 Gtift Ri. Mbhewiki SOUTH OF UNIVERSITY advance* TAN-HAWAIIAN PARK MALL _^_^suM anm gxila£ Friday, December 11, 1987 The Observer page 15 Hockey faces UD in weekend series By PETE SEIKO mark the first-ever meeting be­ Sports Writer tween the two teams. The games are the first two on The Notre Dame hockey Dayton’s schedule this year. team looks to end its longest “I’d be lying to you if I told losing streak of the season -of you that we really prepared for one game -this weekend them,” said Schafer. “I know against Dayton. Both games, nothing about Dayton except tonight and Saturday night, that our junior varsity lost to face off at 7:30 at the Joyce their team last year. Outside of ACC. that we’re just preparing for The Irish, at 9-2-2, are sitting anyone else we’d play.” alone in second place in the Senior captain Mike McNeill American Collegiate Hockey leads the Irish in scoring after The O bserver / Mike Moran Association after last 13 games with 27 points on nine Brian Montgomery (left) and the Notre Dame in the first-ever meetings with the Flyers. Pete weekend’s split with division- goals and 18 assists. McNeill hockey team are off to an impressive 9-2-2 start. Sklko has the details at right. leading Michigan-Dearborn. needs eight points to tie for 10th The Irish play host to Dayton tonight and Saturday First-year head coach Ric on the all-time Notre Dame Schafer is predictably pleased scoring list. Sophomore Bruce Guay’s 24 points on 16 goals and eight as­ [LEE CLUB sists places him second this year behind McNeill. CHRISTMAS CONCERT So far, the fans have been coming out in impressive num­ bers to support the Irish. Each home game this season has draw n over 1,000 fans, with last FRIDAY, DECEMBER 11 weekend’s series with Michigan-Dearborn taking in 8:00 PM \j£ just short of 2,500. STEPAN CENTER Notre Dame has responded by opening with their best start FREE ADMISSION ^ Ric Schafer since 1983-84, including a 2-0-2 record in overtime games. -NO TICKET NECESSARY with his team ’s efforts thus far. The Dayton games replace “We’re playing pretty well,” the Alabama-Huntsville series said Schafer. “The guys have on the Notre Dame schedule. a lot on their minds this week, The games with the Chargers Co-sponsored by the with finals and all. That’s un­ will not be made up. derstandable, and I think we’ve But two games have been Notre Dame Glee Club St had a pretty good week of prac­ added to break up a month-long tice anyway.” gap over Christmas Break. Student Union Board The Flyers may pose a prob­ The Irish will play Arizona in lem for Schafer and the Irish a two-game series on Jan. 8 and in that the upcoming series will 9.

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LIE SCHUBE page 16 The Observer Friday, December 11,1987 Heisman banquet speaker Hesburgh wants ‘monitoring’ Sports Briefs Associated Press football does not deserve all the great a place in our culture to NVA aerobics and stretchercise classes will be held national attention it receives be betrayed in this fashion.” during finals. Monday and Wednesday, aerobics classes NEW YORK -The Rev. becuase of the charge that Under Joyce’s proposal, a will be at 4:30 p.m. and on Tuesday and Thursday, Theodore M. Hesburgh, former “amateur athletes have been group of monitors would be stretchercise and aerobics classes will be held at 4:15 p.m. president of Notre Dame, said bought and used by educational trained under the aegis of the All classes will be held in Gym 4 of the JACC. -The Observer Thursday night that colleges institutions, not educated.” NCAA but under the adminis­ need “an internal monitoring “Athletes represent the col­ trative control of a national The novice crewwill have an important meeting procedure” to clean up “the lege or university in the na­ director. The monitors would tonight at 6 p.m. in Room 127 Nieuwland Science Hal. All current mess” in intercol­ tional limelight for four or five be given confidential access to rowers and coxswains for next semester are expected to legiate athletics. all pertinent documentation attend. Any questions, all Greg 289-0031. -The Observer Father Hesburgh, the fea­ pertaining to a school’s athletic tured speaker at the Heisman program . Trophy banquet, honoring 1987 FAMOUS MAKER REPLICA winner Tim Brown of Notre “By spending considerable Dame, endorsed a proposal time on the campus, or cam­ WATCHES made last June at the College puses, the monitor will quickly Rolex Presidential Day Date (gold color face) S95.00 each Football Association’s annual perceive potential problems,” Rolex Date Just - Stainless Steel & Gold (gold color face) S95.00 meeting by the Rev. Edmund Hesburgh said. “He or she each P. Joyce, former executive vice should not be looked upon as a Cartier Panther Yellow gold band case style $125.00 each president of Notre Dame. spy but as one commited to the Piaget Polo Supreme - $125.00 each Father Hesburgh said the integrity of the institution. Gucci ( Black leather band on all models) - $65.00 each Joyce proposal “could really Their role would be analogous Specify: Face color (black or red and green stripe) and put teeth in the recent NCAA to that of an inspector general Gold case shape: (round or square) legislation, which is good, but in federal services. Movado (black leather band, round gold case, black face) $85.00 difficult to enforce. It could for­ Rev. Theodore Hesburgh “Needless to say, the moni­ each tify (college) presidents in dif­ years and are then casually dis­ tor should have free access to ficult positions and assure the carded without receiving the the president and enjoy his en­ -Best quality reproduction. public that the sad day of foot­ greatest gift that these institu­ thusiastic support when cor­ -Made in U.S.A. ball and basketball scandals is tions were created to transmit rective action is indicated.” -17 jewel Swiss Quartz movement. coming to an abrupt end.” -a good education and the values Hesburgh said the cost of the -Adjustable bands. “I think the American public that this education implies for program could be covered by Glass crystals. is ready for this effective action one’s whole life. -Correct 18k color. a small percentage levy on tele­ -Perfect printing on faces. and would cheer a rebirth of vision income. -Authentic weight. integrity in intercollegiate ath­ “In a word, these nonstudent- letics. Can we really clean up athletes are schooled by this He said the CFA’s presi­ PROMPT DELIVERY - If not satisfied, your money back if the current mess? We will very process in a complete lack dents’ committee has endorsed returned in its original condition after three days’ inspection from never know if we do not try. of the very integrity that makes the idea and is considering date of receipt. Time is running out on us.” educational institutions splen­ having the plan adopted unilat­ ORDER NOW! Send certified check or F ather Hesburgh said that in did and unique places in our so­ erally by the CFA’s 65-member money order plus $3 shipping & many ways, intercollegiate ciety. Football has occupied too schools. handling. Specify style and man’s or lady’s.

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See data you soon! systems THE OUtLTTr GOES N BEFORE THE NAMe ' g OES ON Friday, December 11,1987 The Observer page 17 SMC basketball hangs on for win By KATHY JENSEN spent as long as five minutes Sports Writer without capitalizing on anv scoring chances. Meanwhile, The Saint Mary’s basketball the ball bounced well for Lake team earned a 64-57 victory Michigan College, decreasing over Lake Michigan College on the Belles considerable point Tuesday, pulling away early spread to a final score of 64-57. and holding on for the victory. Senior Tammye Radke and sophmore Julie Radke led the The Belles came out charg­ offensive surge for the Belles. ing Tuesday night, scoring 20 Tammye Radke scored 10 points in the first eight minutes points and added five assists of play and taking a quick 20-5 and six rebounds. Julie Radke lead. scored nine points, with five a s­ sists and three rebounds. “They played to their fullest AP Photo potential,” said Belles head Strong play was also turned A deal which would send the Los Angeles winter baseball meetings are officially over. See coach Marvin Wood. “They in by sophmore Amy Boranko, Dodgers’ Pedro Guerrero (above) to Detroit for related story below. demonstrated sharp shooting who had six points and six Kirk Gibson Is still In the works even though the and quick, clean passing. They rebounds. also displayed excellent deci­ Baseball talks conclude sion making.” The Belles shot 42 percent and welcomed this strong vic­ The intensity of the first eight tory after losing their last two Bannister wearing Royal blue minutes was impossible for games, both losses. Their either team to sustain the rest record now stands at 3-3. Associated Press people in our farm system to York Mets, possibly for a swap of the first half, and after make a trade like this,” Kansas with their cross-town rivals. several player changes the The Belles play their last DALLAS -The Kansas City City general manager John Almost everyone else was Belles completed the half with game before break this Satur­ Royals acquired left-hander Schuerholz said. gone. Just eight trades involv­ a lead of 38-22. day at home against Saint Floyd Bannister from the Davis was 5-2 with the Royals ing 22 major league players Saint Mary’s did not fare as Joseph (Rensselaer). Game Chicago White Sox Thursday last season with a 2.27 ERA in came at the meetings, which well in the second half, they time is 2 p.m. night for four young pitchers, 27 games. Perez was 1-1 in officially ended Wednesday. and Pedro Guerrero, Dave Rig- three games with the Royals, hetti and Bob Welch remained and 8-5 at Class AA Memphis. With no deadline to make hot topics as most teams Hibbard was a combined 16-9 trades during the meetings, packed and left baseball’s win­ with three minor league teams, major moves could come soon. ter meetings empty-handed. and Mount had a combined 21 But a blockbuster trade to send MY NAME IS MARY LOU, The White Sox sent Bannister saves with three minor league Guerrero from the Dodgers to I HAVEN'T SMILED SINCE I WAS TW O,. and minor league infielder clubs. Detroit for Kirk Gibson fell SO NOW I’LL SMILE FOR YOU! Dave Cochrane to Kansas City through. for right-handers John Davis, “Three others clubs con­ Some free-agent signings, in­ Melido Perez and Chuck Mount tacted us about Floyd Ban­ cluding Righetti, Bob Horner and left-hander Greg Hibbard. nister. We weren’t looking just and Atlee Hammaker, might Happy Birthday Adrienne Quill! Bannister, 32, tied a career- to get the best players for our be close. high for victories by going 16-11 club in 1988, but also for 1989, The Texas Rangers, whose with a 3.58 earned run average 1990, 1991 and 1992,” White Sox only action was signing Craig in 1987. He succeeded despite GM larrv Himes said. McMurtry, kept talking. Chicago’s 77-85 record, and im­ “The last thing you want to Love, Joe, Jim, Tracy, Bob, proved his lifetime m ark to 117- The Los Angeles Dodgers do is find out somebody else Maria, Elek, & Whitney 128 for 11 seasons. and New York Yankees, was available after they signed “ We think Floyd Bannister frustrated in their efforts to with somebody else,” Rangers can help us win a division title, make any deals, made plans to general manager Tom Grieve and we had the depth of young stay in town. So did the New said.

COOLER P K M C H J RADIO NETWORKS COTTON BOWL 88 The Notre Dame Club of Dallas invites all students A«T and friends to attend our Cotton Bowl activities:

• Cotton Bowl New Year's Eve party, buffet and Pep rally featuring two bands plus the Notre Dame marching band, cheerleaders and speakers. Entire evening including dinner, 7 to 1 am, $34.00 per person.

Pep rally and New Year's Eve party only - 9 to 1 am, $5.00 per student. Location: Dallas Apparel Mart Great Hall

• Pre-game Mass and brunch - Hall of State next to the Cotton Bowl - 10 am, January 1. Brunch - $12.00 per person. BAD ANIMALS TOUR 1987 Special Guest - Mr. Mister # Post-gam e party, Hall of State, $ 2.00 per person. This Sunday, December 13 7:30 pm - N.D. Joyce ACC Package to all events including all meals, $36.00 per person. South Bend Tickets available now at The Motre Dame Joyce Send check and ticket requests to the Notre Dame Club Center, Sears in the University Park Mall and Elkhart; of Dallas, P.O. Box 1232, Dallas, TX 75221-1232. St. Joseph Bank, Main Branch; Mightwinds, Morth Village Mall and Miles; The Elkhart Truth; Super Sounds, Elkhart; J.R.'s Music, La Porte and Music For more information, call 214-788-4171. Magic, Benton Harbor or Telecharge 219-239-7356 Friday, December 11, 1987 page 18 The Observer

around and taking the shot. five offensive rebounds all Irish Now in college, I’ve learned at night, including just one in the continued from page 20 this level I have to read first first half. and then look to score.” Thursday’s Results second half, as the Prairie Robinson scored 14 of his Notre Dame 89, Prairie View A&M 52 View defense overplayed the team-leading 18 points in the Prairie View AIM (52) ball and left weak-side shooters final 12:04 of the second half. M FG-A FT-A R F P Horne 29 5-7 1-4 9 3 11 wide open for the jumper. His 17 rebounds were the most Pope 7 0-1 0-0 0 3 0 Junior Mark Stevenson finally by any Irish player since Tracy Stevenson 22 0-3 0-0 2 5 0 found his touch after a l-of-6 Jackson’s 19 against Missouri Holt 21 1-2 0-0 0 2 2 Jones 37 8-16 0-0 2 2 19 first-half shooting perfor­ in the 1980 NCAA Tournament. Gant 15 1-6 0-0 2 2 2 mance, canning two jumpers “I think you can see what of­ Lamb 8 0-1 0-0 0 1 0 from the baseline and driving fensive potential Keith Robin­ Durr 6 2-5 0-0 0 2 4 Ervin 31 6-16 0-1 4 3 12 in for a slam dunk off a Jam'ere son has,” said Phelps. “He’s Junigan 17 1-4 0-0 5 2 2 Jackson feed to make the count going to get those shots if he Powell 6 0-1 0-0 0 0 0 48-27. learns to read the defense. Washington 1 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 24 25 49 Four minutes later, with the Against some better teams, 200 24-62 1-5 scoreboard reading 59-29 and though, he’s going to turn FG Pet. -.387 FT Pet - 200. Team the game well out of reach, the around and have a hand in his rebounds - 33. Turnovers -31.. Assists -7 (Home 2. Stevenson 2). Three point goals Keith Robinson display came. face. If he can read the defense -Jones 3. This was what Irish fans were and fake and go opposite he’ll Notre Dame (89) waiting to see from the 6-9 continue to get those shots.” M FG-A FT-A R F P Stevenson 18 6-12 2-2 2 2 14 sophomore, who scored seven The crowd woke up with 2:36 Voce 24 4-8 2-2 8 1 10 points in just under four remaining as walk-ons Chris Paddock 20 1-1 2-5 5 3 4 minutes and dominated both Nanni and Nicgorski stepped Rivers 30 5-14 6-8 7 0 17 Jackson 18 0-4 0-0 0 2 0 backboards. A turnaround on to the hardwood. A Nanni Fredrick 10 1-1 4-4 0 0 6 jumper followed a steal which jumper and Nicgorski free Singleton 19 3-5 3-4 1 1 9 followed a layup off a steal. throw both missed their mark, Nanni 3 0-1 0-0 0 0 0 however, as did a Robinson last Nicgorski 3 0-0 0-1 0 0 0 While Notre Dame’s first-half Connor 13 2-3 0-0 2 3 4 press shut the door on the Pan­ second touchdown bomb to a Ellery 19 2-3 3-5 4 1 7 thers, Robinson locked it. wide-open Nicgorski with five Robinson 23 8-12 2-5 17 1 18 “Once I got going I felt a lot seconds remaining. The over­ 200 32-64 24-36 46 14 88 more comfortable,” said Rob­ thrown pass outran the 6-7 FG Pet. -.500. FT Pet. -.667. Team inson. “It just took time for me senior from South Bend to the rebounds -o50. Turnovers -18. Assists -17 far baseline, and the score (Rivers 5, Jackson 3, Fredrick 3). Three point AP Photo to build up my confidence. At goals -Rivers 1. Halftime -Notre Dame 40, first I was rushing a lot of shots. remained 89-52 as the game Prairie View A&M 20. Officials - Dave Perry, Terry Andrysiak might see some playing time for Notre Dame in I had to break the habit I had came to a close. Larry Brown, Mike Sanzere (all MAC). A - the 1988 Cotton Bowl. The senior broke his collarbone against in high school of just turning Prairie View managed only 9,880. Pittsburgh, but is ready to practice once again. two TD’s on 112 rushing at­ Junior Rod H arris is a speedy

tem pts. receiver with great leaping * Cotton Lewis was named the SWC’s ability, whose 19 catches for 281 * continued from page 20 Newcomer of the Year. yards and two touchdowns * SMC ANNOUNCES: * team with 104 tackles and 15 Woodside is also the team’s earned him a spot on the All- * sacks. reception leader with 25 SWC team. * catches for 237 yards. ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ * Senior Sammy O’Brient is * next in tackles with 95. The * noseguard leads a relatively * ALUMNI * young defensive line, and re­ Ill OPEN * corded 10 tackles for losses this SENIOR * year. * Free safety Kip Corrington, * * GTE’s Academic All-American AUDITIONS * of the Year with a 3.97 GPA in ECLUB * philosophy, has 81 tackles on F o r: * * the season. * The Aggies will be without * the services of senior strong ~ FRIDAY^ BLASS * Z IS OUR LAST NISHT OPEN \ * safety Terrance Brooks, who * suffered a leg injury in the final V UNTIL AFTER BREAK / * regular season game against MENAGERIE * Texas. Brooks had 85 tackles * * and was an All-SWC selection. 5 0 * DRAFT D irected by Roberta N . Rude and a studio production b y : + Notre Dame’s defense * vs. * MAUBU PINEAPPLES 75* Robert G. Small * Texas A&M’s offense * C /mem, <4ot< urtM Uvt Cbciroq. ]ANUA3UJ 13, 14, 15 * * After a regular season which y e t a f r x f l 7:00 p.m . to 10:00 p.m . * saw different defensive lineups * from week to week because of * injuries, the Irish finally have 0 LaugFtLin Auditorium * * the time they needed to on and off stage openings! * recover. * Corny Southall and Brandy Ml&ry ( W m * For in jo and sign-ups * Wells should be at full speed in *"> HAPPY NEW YEAR! * the secondary, and the defen­ contact: C07H office 110 Moreau * sive line will have something it 284-4640 * has not had much of this year *

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STUDENT UNION BOARD WISHES EVERYONE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS! Friday, December 11, 1987 SportsI Pa9e Irish crushPanthers; Robinson scores 18 By BRIAN O’GARA shots a bit, and that’s not going Assistant Sports Editor to help you win ballgames.” With the score knotted at 10, It was a blowout, plain and the Irish came out in a full- simple. court press that caught the If it were a war, the white Panthers off guard, leading to flag would have been waved two quick five-second calls and after the national anthem. In­ a steal by Robinson. The stead, 40 minutes of basketball visitors continued to have trou­ resulted in an 89-52 Notre Dame ble getting the ball inbounds, rout of visiting Prairie View while Notre Dame pounced on A&M, and yes, a Steve Nic­ its oppoenents’ futility and gorski peace offering at the foul jumped ahead quickly, 25-14, line with one minute remain­ led by the quick hands and fast- ing. break play of senior David Despite another ice cold Rivers and freshman Tim shooting display in the opening Singleton. minutes, the Irish used a full- The Panthers turned the ball court press defense and an 18- over 18 times in the opening point, 17-rebound performance half, 31 times for the night. by sophomore Keith Robinson Notre Dame also had its sloppy to break an early 10-10 tie and moments, committing 18 er­ run away with a laugher. The rors. Panthers actually held the “At the 10-minute m ark we lead, 10-8, after eight minutes, went to the press and I think thanks to two three-point shots that is what got our creativity by senior guard Reginald going where we were scoring Jones. Jones, who would finish points off the press and playing as the game’s high scorer with with intensity,” Phelps said. 19 points, led the nation last Rivers and Singeton contin­ season in three-point shooting, ued to pester the visitors in the hitting 57-percent of those backcourt as the first half come shots. to a close, tallying five steals “I didn’t like the way we between them and setting up started the game,” said Notre their teammates and each Dame head coach Digger other as Notre Dame doubled Phelps. “We did the same thing the score by the intermission, The Observer / Rob Regovich against Boston the other night. 40-20. The first five minutes were just That pace continued in the Freshman Tim Singleton (10) and the other Irish over Prairie View A&M at the Joyce ACC. Brian flat. I think out of our first five reserves got a lot of playing time Thursday night, O’Gara has the details at left, shots we hit one. We rushed our see IRISH, page 18 as Notre Dame rolled to an easy 89-52 victory Cotton Bowl lets ND start over; Look what’s under Third straight time for Sherrill the Christmas tree By MARTY STRASEN Holtz coached some great Dame offense since the shutout “’Tis the season to be jolly.’’ Assistant Sports Editor teams at Arkansas, a South­ at Miami. west Conference school, but The first was expected. In the true spirit of the season, here are a few gift ideas DALLAS -This is the one that never took the Razorbacks to Senior flanker Tim Brown won for those around the sporting world. makes it all worthwhile. the Cotton Bowl. The Razor- the 1987 Heisman Trophy for Irish flanker Tim Brown -He’s gotten plenty already this The Notre Dame football backs did play in the Orange, his all-purpose talents on of­ season. One thing he won’t need is a car. They’ve got team ’s dream of a national title Sugar, Fiesta, Gator, Bluebon- fense and returning kicks. plenty of them in Detroit. was shattered by losses to Penn net and Hall of Fam e Bowls un­ The other was something of State (21-20) and Miami (24-0) der Holtz. a surprise. Senior quarterback Dennis in the last two games of the reg­ Jackie Sherrill’s Aggies, on Terry Andrysiak, who broke ular season. But the Cotton the other hand, are no strang­ his collarbone against Pit­ Corrigan Bowl and the Aggies of Texas ers to the Cotton Bowl. Sherrill tsburgh and was expected to be A&M give the 12th-ranked, 8-3 has coached his 13th-ranked, 9- out for the season, could be Sports Editor Irish a chance to finish 1988 like 2 squad to its third consecutive ready to play on New Y ear's they started it: SWC championship and Cotton Day. Irish soccer coach Dennis Grace -A copy of Aretha On a winning note. Bowl appearance. Whoever gets the nod to call Franklin’s Greatest Hits. “All I need is r-e-s-p-e-c-t.” “They (the Irish players) The Aggies lost to Ohio State the signals for the Irish -Tony The Notre Dame men’s cross-country team -Kudos. They must realize that winning -and last year, by a 28-12 score. They Rice, Kent Graham or surprised everyone in becoming the only Irish team to not just getting there -now is crushed Bo Jackson-led Auburn Andrysiak -will have to keep an really have a shot at a national title this fall. the important thing,” Holtz in 1986, 36-16. eye on the Southwest Confer­ Irish men’s basketball coach Digger Phelps -1A sewing said. ence’s leading defense. kit. You know how hard those big games can be on your The last time Notre Dame Notre Dame’s offense All-America linebacker John wardrobe. played on Jan. 1 in a major bowl vs. Roper, the SWC’s Defensive Irish walk-on basketball player Steve Nicgorski -He gets game was in the 1981 Sugar Texas A&M’s defense Player of the Year, leads the the hood ornament look-alike award fro his free-throw Bowl, when Dan Devine ended shooting style. But it looked great on national television. his six-year coaching career Two big developments have see COTTON, page 18 with a 17-10 loss to Georgia. lifted the spirits of the Notre see GIFTS, page 13

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