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By Jacqueline Spendlove manche attack on their fron- TV Media tier homestead. Eli is taken hostage and held by Toshaway s the network that brought (Zahn McClarnon, “Fargo”), a Aus such TV behemoths as Comanche war chief who sees “Mad Men,” “Breaking Bad” warrior potential in the boy. and “The Walking Dead,” AMC Toshaway indoctrinates Eli has set the prime-time bar into the tribe, eventually com- pretty high. Any new program- ing to see him as a son. ming to the cabler’s roster has Flash forward a few de- a lot to live up to, and there’s cades to see a decidedly more no doubt that the showrun- grizzled Eli, who has grown ners for “The Son,” with its A- into a powerful and notori- list headliner and high-caliber ously brutal landowner, and source material, are well is now struggling to maintain aware of this fact. his family’s ranching empire The new series is based on during the South Texas Bandit the novel of the same name War. Determined to keep the by Philipp Meyer — a New family in a position of wealth York Times bestseller and a fi- and power, he turns his atten- nalist for the Pulitzer Prize for tions to oil tycoonery, applying Fiction. Meyer also had a hand to his business dealings the in creating and developing the ruthless worldview and iron TV series, the cast of which fist he acquired during his Co- is led by 007 himself, Pierce manche upbringing. Brosnan (“GoldenEye,” 1995). “He’s a man shaped by the “The Son” premieres Saturday, losses in his life,” Brosnan April 8, on AMC. said of his character in an Last summer’s “Hell on interview for Austin Monthly. Wheels” finale left a Western- “The hardship of loss of fami- shaped hole in the cabler’s ly, the struggle it takes to keep schedule and room for a new a family going, and the desire beard-sporting, gun-toting, and the want for looking for- cowboy-hatted antihero on wards, that’s the man that Eli Pierce Brosnan stars in “The Son” Saturday nights — though is. ... He’s lived his entire life word on the street is that this in violence, surrounded by war the Bandit War raids intensify, est son, Pete (Henry Garrett, close friendship, and Phineas, “The Son” marks the return one’s a lot meaner than Anson all his life. He knows that he the Garcias’ Spanish heritage “Poldark”). Like Maria, Pete is a lawyer and the manager of to TV after almost 30 years Mount’s Cullen Bohannon. can’t just wish the violence and proximity to the Mexican not a hard person; he loves his the McCullough fortune, is the of chiefly big-screen roles for “The Son” is a sweeping away; you have to control it.” border make it increasingly father, but he’s far from shar- linchpin of the family. He may Brosnan, and that alone will drama spanning 150 years The McCulloughs aren’t difficult to keep the peace that ing his dark views of human- be a strong and comforting be a reason to tune in for and three generations of the the only proud and powerful the diplomatic Pedro wants to ity. Regardless, he and Maria presence for his assorted fam- many fans of the Irish-born McCullough family and its rise family in the Wild West of maintain. both find themselves swept up ily member, but Phineas has “Remington Steele” actor (his to becoming one of the richest Texas. Separating their land Pedro’s son-in-law is all in the escalating violence en- his personal struggles to deal dubious mastery of a Texan and most powerful families from Mexico are the Spanish- fired up to fight for the croaching on their homes. with as a gay man in a time accent aside). Tune in Satur- in the state of Texas. For the descended Garcias, led by Mexican army and is deeply Pete’s daughter, Jeannie and place where homosexual- day, April 8, for the premiere most part, the family’s suc- Pedro (Carlos Bardem, “Cell distrustful of the powerful Mc- (Sydney Lucas, “The Skeleton ity was a capital crime. of “The Son,” airing on AMC. cess is thanks to patriarch Eli 211,” 2009) and his eldest Cullough family. Meanwhile, Twins,” 2014), however, has a McCullough (Brosnan), whose daughter, Maria (Paola Nunez, Maria is re-establishing an old lot of her grandfather in her. story is the foundation for the “Reina de corazones”). 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With a in order to fix the bottom line, rebel captain (Luna), a former and plans to close the Chicago Imperial pilot (Ahmed), a pair branch and cancel the com- of Force-worshipping warriors pany’s annual Christmas party. (Yen and Jiang) and a repro- Chief technical officer Josh grammed Imperial droid (Tudyk) (Bateman) and Chicago branch to help her, Jyn must infiltrate manager Clay (Miller) meet Diego Luna and Felicity Jones star in “Rogue One” one of the Empire’s most secure with a wealthy investor (Vance), invites the investor in an effort T.J. Miller, Jennifer Aniston, in Paterson, New Jersey, with a he goes. His wife loves his facilities to steal the Death who is interested in helping to convince him that Zenotek Courtney B. Vance, Olivia Munn, loving wife (Farahani), a happy poetry, and after a long time Star’s schematics and get them out Zenotek but is concerned treats its employees well and Kate McKinnon. 2016. 105 min. dog and a favorite bar. Every urging him to do so, he finally into the hands of the Rebel Al- by the rumors he’s heard about is deserving of his investment. Comedy. day plays out pretty much the agrees to get copies made of liance before the Empire can the company not caring about However, the party quickly gets same for Paterson, but dur- his works. finish its construction and bring its people. Behind Carol’s back, out of hand. ing his down time, he writes Director: Jim Jarmusch. Stars: its terrifying power to bear. Clay plans their office’s big- Directors: Josh Gordon, Will Paterson poems in a notebook that he Adam Driver, Golshifteh Farah- Director: Gareth Edwards. Stars: gest Christmas party ever, and Speck. Stars: Jason Bateman, Paterson (Driver) is a bus driver takes with him everywhere ani. 2016. 118 min. Drama. CARLISLE SENTINEL APRIL 1 9 MONDAY EVENING APRIL 3 6 PM 6:30 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 bestbets News 8 at 6 NBC Nightly Ent. 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(2h30) White Castle” +++ (Comedy,2004) TMC “Bernie” +++ (Comedy/ HBO “Joy” (Comedy/Dra- 10:30 AM Roommates search for White Castle Drama,2011) A mortician murders a ma,2015) A woman struggles to cre- +++ hamburgers. (2h20) widow and hides the crime. (1h40) ate a business dynasty. (2h10) FAM “Mean Girls” (Comedy/ 8:00 PM 3:15 PM Drama,2004) A new student falls for 6:00 PM +++ +++ the wrong guy. (2h05) TCM “Shadow of a Doubt” +++ CMT “Knocked Up” (Com- TCM “Billy Budd” (Action,1962) 10:55 AM (Thriller,1943) A girl suspects her uncle edy,2007) A woman finds herself A captain is caught between a sailor is a mass murderer. (2h) pregnant after a drunken fling. (3h) and evil officer. (2h15) HBO “Batman v Superman: Dawn TNT “The Bourne Identity” +++ 3:45 PM of Justice” +++ (Action,2016) Lex 7:20 PM FAM “The Proposal” +++ (Com- (Action,2002) An amnesiac tries to SHOW “I Love You Phillip Morris” Luthor gets Batman to battle with piece together his past. 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(3h) 9:35 PM (Drama,1989) An unorthodox teacher TCM “Call Northside 777” +++ (Comedy,2006) An aspiring journalist +++ works for a demanding editor. (3h02) HBO “Joy” (Comedy/Dra- changes his students’ lives. (2h10) (Drama,1948) A reporter tries to prove 5:30 PM MTV “The Blind Side” +++ ma,2015) A woman struggles to cre- a felon’s innocence. (2h15) ate a business dynasty. (2h05) ++++ 12:30 PM (Sport,2009) An affluent family takes TCM “The Good Earth” in a homeless teenager. (3h) 10:30 PM (Drama,1937) A couple in China are FX “Transformers: Dark of the +++ affected by poverty and greed. (2h30) +++ TCM “The Manchurian Candidate” TNT “The Bourne Identity” Moon” (Action,2011) Alien ++++ (Thriller,1962) A veteran sus- (Action,2002) An amnesiac tries to TNT “Rudy” +++ (Drama,1993) A robots race to uncover a spaceship on pects the brainwashing of his platoon. piece together his past. (2h30) man is determined to play football for the moon. (3h30) 11:00 PM Notre Dame. (2h30) +++ (2h30) MTV “The Blind Side” TNT “Thor” +++ (Action,2011) Thor +++ 7:00 PM (Sport,2009) An affluent family takes CMT “Knocked Up” (Com- is sent to live on Earth amongst hu- edy,2007) A woman finds herself AMC “Willy Wonka and the Choco- in a homeless teenager. (3h) +++ +++ mans. (2h15) Fill in the grid so that every row, every column, and pregnant after a drunken fling. (3h) late Factory” (Family,1971) SYFY “Blade” (Action,1998) A 9:00 PM Five lucky people tour a magical vampire plots to summon a mighty every 3x3 box contains the digits 1 through 9. DISN “Princess Protection Program” TUESDAY candy factory. (2h30) Blood God. (2h30) +++ Solution on page 3. 7:30 PM 12:35 PM (Family,2009) A princess must behave like a normal American girl. 9:00 AM FX “Captain America: The First FAM “You Again” +++ (Come- ++++ (1h40) Fi,2007) A lone plague survivor woman falls for a nice-guy doctor. TCM “Treasure Island” ++++ (Ad- Avenger” (Action,2011) A dy,2010) A girl attempts to expose her 9:55 PM research project gives a man super struggles to find a cure. (1h45) (2h05) venture,1934) A cabin boy matches brother’s nasty fiancée. (2h05) +++ wits with a pirate. (2h) powers. (2h30) 2:00 PM FAM “The Switch” (Comedy/ 10:15 AM 2:45 PM +++ Drama,2010) A woman learns of a SHOW “Beyond the Sea” +++ (Bi- SPIKE “The Hangover” (Come- +++ TCM “A Streetcar Named Desire” HBO “The Chronicles of Narnia: The dy,2009) A groom goes missing in Las (WPMT) “Benny and Joon” (Ro- switch with her insemination. (2h05) +++ ography,2004) The life story of singing mance,1993) A man finds the perfect 10:10 PM (Drama,1951) A fading Southern Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe” legend Bobby Darin. (2h) Vegas before his wedding. (2h30) companion for his ill sister. (2h) belle tries to build a new life. (2h15) +++ (Fantasy,2005) Four siblings dis- 9:30 AM 8:00 PM MAX “Jurassic World” +++ (Ad- 10:25 AM 2:15 PM cover a bewitched land. (2h25) +++ TCM “Gold Diggers of 1933” +++ venture,2015) A hybrid dinosaur in a ++++ FX “Life of Pi” (Fantasy,2012) TCM “The Innocents” +++ (Hor- theme park escapes. (2h05) MAX “Capote” (True 4:00 PM A man begins an epic journey with a (Musical,1933) Three chorus girls fight ror,1961) A governess is convinced a 10:15 PM Story,2005) A writer is affected by a +++ to keep their show going. (2h) TCM “Calamity Jane” (Musi- tiger. (2h30) +++ house is haunted. (2h) +++ relationship with a convict. (1h55) 10:00 AM MAX “Old School” (Com- TNT “Man of Steel” (Ac- 12:30 PM cal,1953) A woman finds love and edy,2003) Three men try to recapture 2:25 PM tion,2013) An alien raised as human success in a small town. (2h) AMC “A Few Good Men” +++ (Dra- ++++ TCM “It’s a Great Feeling” +++ their college days. (1h35) TMC “Hoop Dreams” (Docu- must save Earth from his race. (2h45) 4:25 PM ma,1992) Two marines are accused of 9:35 PM mentary,1994) Two Chicago inner-city 11:00 PM (Comedy,1949) Jack decides to turn MAX “Kindergarten Cop” +++ murdering a platoon member. (3h) teens struggle with stardom. (2h55) +++ an unknown into his co-star. (1h45) 11:00 AM MAX “National Lampoon’s Animal MTV “Freedom Writers” (Dra- 1:00 PM (Comedy,1990) A cop poses as a House” +++ (Comedy,1978) A 2:30 PM ma,2007) A young teacher struggles TCM “Anne of Green Gables” +++ TMC “Basquiat” +++ (Drama,1996) teacher to find a drug dealer’s wife. ++++ fraternity resists efforts to have them COM “Dazed and Confused” to teach troubled students. (2h30) (Drama,1934) An orphan expelled. (1h50) 12:00 AM Graffiti artist Jean-Michel Basquiat (1h55) (Comedy/Drama,1993) High school 5:30 PM brings excitement to a quiet commu- 10:00 PM students celebrate the last day of rises to fame. (1h50) nity. (1h30) SYFY “Resident Evil: Apocalypse” 2:15 PM TCM “Holiday” ++++ (Ro- school. 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HALL Last Man Last Man St. Last Man Last Man Last Man Last Man The Middle The Middle The Middle The Middle G. Girls "A Golden Girls Imaginary Mary Standing HD "The Help" HD Standing HD Standing HD Standing HD Standing HD "The Kiss" HD HD HD HD Piece of Cake" "Empty Nests" HIST Forged "Japanese Katana" HD Forged Fire "The Shotel" HD Forged in Fire: Cutting Deeper "Night of Champions" HD (CC) (N) :05 Forged in Fire "Katar" HD (WHTM) 9:30 PM LIFE Little Women: LA "Things Fall Little Women Briana is rushed Lit. Women Briana tells Matt Little Women: LA "Vision Quest/ Big Little Lies" Terra throws a LittleW. The Tiny Twins host a After fi ercely independent Apart" HD (CC) to hospital in severe pain. HD she wants a divorce. HD (N) vision board party and confronts Briana. 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Congress" HD (CC) (N) Demons" HD (CC) (N) Congress" HD (CC) TBN John Gray Experience Supernatural Potter Praise the Lord (CC) Joseph Prince Bill Cornelius Everyday TBA Praise the Lord (CC) reappears to offer her TBS Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang Detour (N) The Big Bang Conan HD (CC) advice in this new comedy < ++++ < +++ < ++++ TCM 5:30 The Good Earth (‘37) Luise Rainer, Paul Muni. Gold Diggers of 1933 (‘33) Ruby Keeler, Joan Holiday (‘38) Cary Grant, Doris Nolan, Katharine series. Rachel Dratch stars A couple in China are affected by poverty and greed. HD Blondell. Three chorus girls fight to keep their show going. HD Hepburn. An heiress falls in love with her sister's fiancé. HD (CC) as the voice of Mary. TLC Say Yes "I Want My Daughter Big Fat Fab. Whitney dives My Big Life "Belly Up" HD My Big Whitney tags along on In Charge Pooh tries to bring :05 My Big Whitney tags along to Look Like a Sexpot" HD back into online dating. HD (CC) (N) Todd's New York trip. HD (N) two friends back together. HD on Todd's New York trip. HD Marvel’s Agents TNT 5:30 < Rudy +++ (‘93) Ned Beatty, Sean Astin. HD < The Replacements ++ (‘00) Gene Hackman, Keanu Reeves. HD < Rudy +++ (‘93) Sean Astin. HD TOON TeenTitansGo TeenTitansGo Bare Bears Gumball (CC) King of H. Cleveland Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Bob'sBurgers Bob'sBurgers FamilyGuy FamilyGuy of S.H.I.E.L.D. TRAVEL Bizarre Foods HD Bizarre Foods America HD Bizarre Food "Providence" HD Bizarre Foods HD (N) Bizarre Foods "Jamaica" HD Bizarre Foods America HD TRUTV (WHTM) 10:00 PM Carbonaro Carbonaro Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Penny (N) HackLife (N) Hack My Life Hack My Life TVLAND A. Griffith A. Griffith A. Griffith A. Griffith A. 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"Julie" HD Resurgence < < ++ < +++ < +++ < the drama chronicles the MAX 4:15 Dead :25 Rush Hour 3 Detectives investigate Old School (‘03) Luke Wilson. Three :35 National Lampoon's Animal House (‘78) John :25 The efforts of a group of highly Poets Society a crime syndicate in Paris. HD men try to recapture their college days. HD Belushi. A fraternity resists efforts to have them expelled. HD Martian HD < < < ++ skilled agents driven to SHOW 5:30 Born to Be Blue (‘15) :15 Disgraced (2017, Documentary) Examining the 2003 Billions Axe assembles a war Homeland "R Is for Romeo" 3:10 to Yuma (‘07) Carmen Ejogo, Ethan Hawke. murder of athlete Patrick Dennehy. (CC) room after a setback. (CC) Christian Bale, Russell Crowe. protect humans from < < < < ++++ TMC 5:30 Forsaken (‘15) Donald Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies Amigo Undead (‘15) Steve Agee. Estranged Cinderella Man (‘05) Renée Zellweger, Russell various threats. Sutherland, Kiefer Sutherland. Snowboarders in the Alps are attacked by zombies. brothers must mend their relationship. Crowe. The story of Depression-era boxer James J. Braddock. CARLISLE SENTINEL APRIL 1 15 WEDNESDAY EVENING APRIL 5 6 PM 6:30 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 bestbets News 8 at 6 NBC Nightly Ent. Tonight Access Blindspot The team is under SVU A man threatens to Chicago P.D. Burgess' sister is News 8 at 11 :35 Tonight WGAL (8) (CC) News HD (CC) HD (CC) Hollywood investigation by an old rival. expose the detective's secrets. missing. HD (N) (CC) Show HD (CC) Mama's Mama's M*A*S*H MASH "Dear Mayberry Mayberry MacGyver A girl hacks into a News 8 at 10 Hogan's Carol Burnett Perry Mason THIS (8.2) Family Family "The Bus" (CC) Mildred" R.F.D. (CC) R.F.D. (CC) missile guidance system. p.m. (CC) Heroes Friend (CC) Mike & Molly 2 Broke Girls The Big Bang The Big Bang Arrow "The Sin-Eater" China Whose "Joey Whose Line Is CBS 21 News The King of 2 Broke Girls Mike & Molly WLYH (15) Theory Theory White is out for revenge. HD Fatone" HD It? HD at 10 Queens CBS 21 News CBS Evening Wheel of Jeopardy! HD Survivor: Game Changers HD C.Minds The BAU investigates BordersTwo American entrepreneurs CBS 21 News :35 The Late WHPD (21) HD (CC) News HD (CC) Fortune HD (CC) (CC) (N) a case in the Arizona desert. disappear in Bangladesh. HD (CC) Show HD (CC) Last Man Last Man Dr. Phil HD (CC) SHIELD Simmons is still reeling SHIELD Hunter and May go Law & Order: C.I. A Chinese Law&Order: CI An esteemed MNT (21.2 ) Standing Standing from her dramatic rescue. HD after Ward and Hydra. HD immigrant is shot dead. nun is slain in a church. 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News HD (CC) HD (CC) (N) Family Feud Family Feud Modern Modern Shots Fired Ashe and Preston Empire Angelo makes an Fox 43 News at 10 HD Two and a Two and a WPMT (43) HD (CC) HD (CC) Family HD Family HD search for witnesses. HD (N) unsettling discovery. HD (N) Half Men HD Half Men HD CABLE CHANNELS A&E The First 48 "Dead End Drive/ Duck Dyn. Si decides to retire Duck Dynasty Jep&Jessica Duck Dynasty The Robertson family discusses Exterminator :05 Duck :35 Duck The Fixer" HD (CC) to pursue a music career. HD HD (F) HD (N) favorite memories. HD (N) HD (N) Dynasty HD Dynasty HD < ++ < +++ < +++ AMC 4:30 Volcano (‘97) The Rock (1996, Action) Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris, Sean Connery. A general takes over Speed (‘94) Sandra Bullock, Dennis Hopper, Keanu Tommy Lee Jones. HD Alcatraz Island. HD (CC) Reeves. A mad bomber rigs a bus with explosives. HD (CC) ANPL Daniel Henney in Dr. Jeff "Miracle Cat" HD The Zoo "Higher Purpose" HD The Zoo HD The Zoo HD The Zoo "Moving Day" HD The Zoo "A Star Is Born" HD “Criminal Minds: Beyond BET 5:00 < All About the Benjamins ++ (‘02) Ice Cube. HD Rebel HD (CC) < To Be Announced (CC) Martin (CC) Martin (CC) Borders” BRAVO Real Housewives "Reunion Wives "Reunion Part 2" The Wives Sonja discusses how she The Real Housewives of New The Real Housewives of New Watch What The Real Part 1" 1/3 cont'd next (CC) ladies start on the Tom saga. was treated this season. York City (SP) (CC) (N) York City (CC) Happens (N) Housewives CMT Last Man St. Last Man St. Last Man St. Last Man St. < The Princess Bride ++++ (‘87) Robin Wright, Chris Sarandon, Cary Elwes. < The Princess Bride ++++ Cary Elwes. Blindspot COM :20 Futurama HD :55 SouthPk SouthPk HD SouthPk HD SouthPk HD SouthPk HD SouthPk HD Comedy HD SouthPk HD Daily S. 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Clippers (L) HD investigation by an old rival ESPN2 Horn HD Interrupt HD SportsCenter HD (CC) Golf Masters Par 3 Contest (CC) Baseball Tonight (L) HD (CC) SportsCenter HD (CC) in this season fi nale. At the FOOD Cooks vs. Cons HD Cooks vs. Cons HD CooksCons "Pizza Pizzazz" HD Cooks vs. Cons HD (N) Cooks vs. Cons HD Cooks vs. Cons HD Freeform Movie < The Prince and Me ++ (‘04) Luke Mably, Julia Stiles. HD < 10 Things I Hate About You +++ (‘99) Heath Ledger. HD The 700 Club (CC) same time, a tattoo leads FS1 MLB Pre-game (L) (CC) MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Tampa Bay Rays Site: Tropicana Field (L) MLB Whiparound (L) (CC) Speak for Yourself (CC) them to another case as < ++++ < < FX 5:30 Captain America: The First Avenger (‘11) A Walk Among the Tombstones (‘14, Action) Dan Stevens, Boyd Holbrook, A Walk Among the Tombstones An they look into a mysterious Chris Evans. A research project gives a man super powers. Liam Neeson. An unlicensed detective takes a drug trafficker's case. (CC) unlicensed detective takes a drug trafficker's case. death at a foster home. HALL Last Man Last Man Last Man St. Last Man Last Man Last Man Middle "The The Middle Middle "The The Middle The Golden G. Girls "The Standing HD Standing HD "The Fight" HD Standing HD Standing HD Standing HD Carpool" HD HD Award" HD HD Girls Housekeeper" Duck Dynasty HIST American Pickers HD American Pickers HD Pickers "Bucking Bronco" HD American Pickers HD (CC) (N) :05 American Pickers HD :05 American Pickers HD A&E 9:00 PM LIFE LW Atlanta "Bobbleheads Will LW Atlanta Minnie crashes Women The Tiny Twins host a LittleW. Tanya's baby shower Ballers George gets ready to LittleW. Tanya's baby shower Roll" HD (CC) Juicy's birthday party. HD party at a popular nightclub. takes a turn for the unexpected. leave for college. HD (N) takes a turn for the unexpected. In this 90-minute special, MTV Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Catfish: The TV Show (CC) (N) AYTO Second Chances (N) Catfish: The TV Show (CC) Catfish: The TV Show (CC) the Robertson family NICK H.Danger HD H.Danger HD Hunter HD (N) Thunder HD Thunder HD GShakers HD Full House Full House Full House Full House Friends HD Friends HD ROOT In Depth (N) Pre-game MLB Baseball Pittsburgh Pirates at Boston Red Sox Site: Fenway Park -- Boston, Mass. (L) HD Postgame Pirates Ball The Dan Patrick Show (CC) reminisce about 130 SPIKE 4:30 < The Book of Eli +++ HD < Four Brothers +++ (‘05) Tyrese Gibson, Mark Wahlberg. HD TIME Kalief Browder HD (N) < Four Brothers +++ HD episodes of their show. < < ++ < + SYFY 4:30 G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (‘09) Christopher Eccleston, Adewale The Magicians "The The Expanse "Here There Be The Legend of Hercules Willie and the rest discuss Catwoman HD Akinnuoye-Agbaje. An elite military unit battles an evil organization. HD Rattening" HD (CC) (N) Dragons" HD (CC) (N) (‘14) Kellan Lutz. HD their favorite memories TBN BehindScenes Caroline Leaf Restore Potter John Gray David Jer. Joseph Prince S. Furtick Beth Moore Robert Morris John Gray History (CC) TBS Seinfeld (CC) Seinf. 1/2 Seinf. 2/2 (CC) Seinfeld (CC) The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang Frontal (N) Conan HD (CC) of fi lming the series and < ++ < ++ < ++ talk about how the show TCM One is a Lonely Number (1972, Drama) Trish Van Death of a Scoundrel (‘55, Crime Story) Zsa Zsa Gabor, :15 Three Ring Circus (1954, Comedy) Jerry Lewis, Zsa Devere, Monte Markham, Janet Leigh. (CC) Yvonne De Carlo, George Sanders. Foreigner cons women. Zsa Gabor, Dean Martin. Two war vets get jobs at circus. changed their lives. TLC My 600-lb Life "Steven and 600-lb Life Steve and Justin's My 600-lb Life "Steven and Justin's Story Part 2" Neither brother is close to being approved for 600-lb Neither brother is close Justin's Story Part 1" 1/2 HD father seeks help for his sons. surgery. Pt. 2 of 2 HD (CC) (N) to being approved for surgery. Criminal Minds: TNT Bones HD Bones HD M.Crimes "Intersection" HD Major Crimes HD (N) Major Crimes HD Hawaii 5-0 "Pono Kaulike" HD TOON TeenTitansGo TeenTitansGo Bare Bears Gumball (CC) King of H. Cleveland Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Bob'sBurgers Bob'sBurgers FamilyGuy FamilyGuy Beyond Borders TRAVEL Foods "Eastern Australia" HD Expedition Unknown HD Expedition Unknown HD Exp. Unknown: Extra HD (N) Expedition Unknown HD Expedition Unknown HD (WHP) 10:00 PM TRUTV Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Carbonaro Carbonaro Carbonaro Carbonaro Game Show Penny Carbonaro Carbonaro TVLAND A. Griffith A. Griffith A. Griffith A. Griffith A. Griffith Loves Ray Loves Ray Loves Ray Nobodies HD Lopez HD (N) King-Queens King-Queens Daniel Henney stars as < ++ Matthew Simmons, a USA NCIS HD (CC) NCIS A terrorist group recruits Armageddon (1998, Adventure) Liv Tyler, Ben Affleck, Bruce Willis. A crew embarks on NCIS: LA A DEA agent turns to teens via the Internet. HD a mission to destroy an asteroid. HD (CC) the NCIS team for help. HD former military hero who VH1 Black Ink "Miss Kitty, P.I." Black Ink Crew (CC) Black Ink Crew (CC) (N) Love and Hip-Hop: Atlanta Black Ink Crew (CC) Hip Hop Hip Hop now works with the FBI’s PREMIUM CHANNELS special International < +++ < HBO 5:45 I Am Legend (‘07) Will Smith. A Vice News HD The Last Witch Hunter (‘15) Rose Leslie, Vin Diesel. A witch UConn: March Big Little Lies "Fun and J.Carmichael lone plague survivor struggles to find a cure. HD (CC) hunter must once again defeat the Queen Witch. 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A Rambo (‘08) Julie Benz, Southpaw fights against her crime lord stalker. bounty hunter and his prisoner search for shelter. (CC) Sylvester Stallone. Americans abroad. 16 APRIL 1 CARLISLE SENTINEL THURSDAY EVENING APRIL 6 bestbets 6 PM 6:30 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 News 8 at 6 NBC Nightly Ent. Tonight Access Superstore Powerless HD Chic.Med A hacker shuts down Redempt. Ryan reaches out to News 8 at 11 :35 Tonight WGAL (8) (CC) News HD (CC) HD (CC) Hollywood HD (N) (N) the hospitals computers. HD (N) an unexpected ally for help. HD (CC) Show HD (CC) Mama's Mama's Fam. M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Mayberry Mayberry MacGyver Mac helps a North News 8 at 10 Hogan's Carol Burnett Perry Mason THIS (8.2) Family "Rashomama" "The Kids" R.F.D. (CC) R.F.D. (CC) African missionary break out of jail. p.m. (CC) Heroes Friend (CC) Mike & Molly 2 Broke "And The Big Bang The Big Bang Super. Sam & Dean get a lead River Archie escorts Cheryl to a CBS 21 News The King of 2 Broke Girls Mike & Molly WLYH (15) the Blind Spot" Theory Theory on Kelly Kline's whereabouts. family function. HD (N) at 10 Queens CBS 21 News CBS Evening Wheel of Jeopardy! HD The Big Bang Indoor "Party Mom HD (N) Life in Pieces The Amazing Race HD (CC) CBS 21 News :35 Masters/:50 WHPD (21) HD (CC) News HD (CC) Fortune HD (CC) Theory HD (N) Paul" HD (N) HD (N) (N) HD (CC) Colbert Last Man Last Man Dr. Phil HD (CC) Bones The remains of a Bones A man dressed as Santa Law&Order: CI The detectives Law:CI A fraudulent charity in MNT (21.2 ) Standing Standing competitive gamer are discovered. Claus blows himself up. HD are led to a drug supplier. Central America is discovered. ABC27 News ABC World ABC27 News Inside Edition Grey's Anatomy Maggie takes Scandal One of their own in Catch The AVI team digs deep ABC27 News :35 Jimmy WHTM (27) at 6 (CC) News HD (CC) at 7 (CC) (CC) on a big case. HD (N) grave danger. HD (N) into Margot's past. HD (N) (CC) Kimmel HD Blue Bloods "Moonlighting" BlueB. Frank contends with a BlueB. Danny & Jackie investigate Blue Bloods Danny's family BlueB. A woman claims that God BlueB. The Reagan's debate ION (27.2) (CC) whistleblower within the NYPD. a murder scene at a diner. gets caught up in a gunfight. revealed her mother's murderer. about protecting their family. PBS NewsHour HD (CC) Sesame Daniel Tiger Genealogy Roadshow Doc Martin Martin's parents The Guilty DCI Brand isn't sure BBC World Tavis Smiley WITF (33) Street HD HD "Detroit" HD (CC) surprise him with a visit. HD they found the real killer. HD News HD (CC) HD (CC) (N) Family Feud Family Feud Modern Fam Modern Fam Chef The junior cooks serve Kicking Teams fight for a spot Fox 43 News at 10 HD Two and a Two and a WPMT (43) HD (CC) HD (CC) "iSpy" HD "The Feud" HD America's Girl and Boy Scouts. in the Top Five. HD (N) Half Men HD Half Men HD CABLE CHANNELS A&E The First 48 "Bound and First 48 In Atlanta, a young The First 48 First 48 HD/:45 60 Days In The participants are Night. Multiple bomb threats :05 First 48 A turf war leaves Josh Holloway stars in Burned" HD (CC) father is gunned down. HD HD First 48 HD pushed to the brink after a flood. are made in Ybor City. HD (N) an elderly woman dead. HD < +++ < +++ < +++ “Colony” AMC 4:00 The Rock (‘96) The Hunt for Red October (1990, Action) Alec Baldwin, Sam Neill, Sean Connery. A The Fugitive (‘93) Sela Ward, Harrison Ford. An Sean Connery. HD Soviet nuclear submarine captain plans to defect. HD (CC) escaped convict tries to prove his innocence. HD MasterChef ANPL North Woods Law HD Lone Star Law HD Lone Star Law HD Lone Star Law HD (N) Lone Star Law HD (N) Lone Star Law HD BET 5:00 Rebel HD (CC) Rebel HD (CC) < Coach Carter ++ Samuel L. Jackson. Basketball players must improve their grades to play. 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HD brother is close to being approved for surgery. 2/2 HD (N) looks unprofessional. HD (N) to being approved for surgery. a man they suspect of TNT Bones HD Bones HD NBA Basketball Boston Celtics at Atlanta Hawks Site: Philips Arena (L) NBA Basketball Minnesota vs Portland (L) hunting illegally. TOON TeenTitansGo TeenT./ M. Magi Bare Bears Gumball (CC) King of H. Cleveland Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Bob'sBurgers Bob'sBurgers FamilyGuy FamilyGuy TRAVEL Mysteries at the Museum HD Mysteries at the Museum HD Mysteries at the Museum HD Mystery Museum HD (CC) (N) Mysteries at the Museum HD Mysteries at the Museum HD Colony TRUTV Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Jokers (N) InsideJoke (N) Game Show Imp. Jokers TVLAND A. Griffith A. Griffith A. Griffith A. Griffith A. 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Hanks. A lawyer is recruited by the CIA to defend a spy. Blanchett. Two women fall in love in 1950s New York. (CC) Whitaker, Stephen Rea. A soldier and a hairdresser keep secrets. CARLISLE SENTINEL APRIL 1 17 FRIDAY EVENING APRIL 7 6 PM 6:30 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 bestbets News 8 at 6 NBC Nightly Ent. Tonight Access Dates A dater brings innocent Dateline NBC Investigative features are covered. HD (CC) News 8 at 11 :35 Tonight WGAL (8) (CC) News HD (CC) HD (CC) Hollywood charm to their first date. HD (N) (CC) Show HD (CC) Mama's Mama's M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Mayberry Mayberry MacGyver A woman tries to News 8 at 10 Hogan "The Carol Burnett Perry Mason THIS (8.2) Family Family "Dear Peggy" R.F.D. (CC) R.F.D. 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HD “The Toy Box” BET 5:00 < Coach Carter ++ (‘05) Samuel L. Jackson. < Beyond the Lights (‘14) Gugu Mbatha-Raw. A young R&B star begins a romance with a cop. Martin (CC) Martin (CC) < ++ < +++ BRAVO Housewives Atlanta "Baby The Real Housewives of Fast & Furious (‘09) Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster, Vin National Lampoon's Vacation (‘83) Chevy Chase. The Toy Box Nups and Breakups" (CC) Atlanta (CC) Diesel. Dom returns to America to settle some scores. (CC) The Griswolds embark on a summer vacation. (WHTM) 8:00 PM CMT Last Man St. Last Man St. < Tombstone +++ (‘93) Kurt Russell. Wyatt Earp comes out of retirement to fight outlaws. Jennings Music legends & rising stars honor Waylon Jennings. COM :20 Futurama HD :55 SouthPk SouthPk HD SouthPk HD SouthPk HD Tosh.0 HD Tosh.0 HD Kevin Hart: Grown... (CC) Kevin Hart: Explain HD (CC) Eric Stonestreet hosts CSN Post-game Show (L) HD (CC) Orange HD NHL Hockey Alumni Game Pittsburgh Penguins at Philadelphia Flyers HD PhillyTalk "Best of" HD In Depth HD Union HD (N) as toy designers present DISC Gold Rush "Fantasy Land" HD Rush "Mammoth Channel" HD Gold Rush: Parker's Trail HD Gold Rush Parker HD (N) Gold Rush HD Parker "Racing the Freeze" HD their ideas in the hopes of DISN Bunk'd (N) Stuck Middle Tangled Tangled (N) Stuck in Middle "Stuck in the Diaz Easter" (N) < Ramona and Beezus (‘10) Selena Gomez, John Corbett, Joey King. HD (CC) E! The Kardashians HD E! News HD (CC) (N) < The Last Song ++ (‘10) Greg Kinnear, Miley Cyrus. HD Arrange "Temptation" HD E! News HD (CC) (N) getting their innovative toys ESPN 3:00 Golf Masters Tournament (L) HD (CC) SC HD Golf Masters Tournament Round 2 Site: Augusta National Golf Club -- Augusta, Ga. 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HD < < ++ AMC 3:30 The 3:10 to Yuma (2007, Western) Christian Bale, Logan Lerman, Russell The Son (P) HD (N) The Son HD Cowboys HD Crowe. A rancher escorts an outlaw to a train bound for Yuma. HD (CC) Luke Roberts in “Ransom” ANPL The Zoo "A Star Is Born" HD The Zoo "Love Shack" HD The Zoo HD R. Mountain Vet HD (CC) (N) The Zoo "Back to Africa" HD The Zoo "Love Shack" HD BET 5:30 < To Be Announced (CC) < To Be Announced (CC) < To Be Announced (CC) < < +++ < ++ < BRAVO 4:00 National Lampoon's Vacation (‘83) Chevy Chase. National Lampoon's European Vacation (‘85) Beverly National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation The Masters Superbad The Griswolds embark on a summer vacation. D'Angelo, Dana Hill, Chevy Chase. The Griswalds tour Europe. Griswolds entertain during the holiday season. Tournament CMT 5:30 < Twister ++ (‘96) Bill Paxton, Jami Gertz, Helen Hunt. < O Brother, Where Art Thou? +++ (‘00) John Goodman, George Clooney. < Twister ++ (‘96) Bill Paxton, Helen Hunt. COM 5:00 < Dr. Dolittle ++ HD SouthPk HD SouthPk HD SouthPk HD SouthPk HD SouthPk HD SouthPk HD Seriously Funny HD (CC) Kevin Hart/Pain HD (CC) (WHP) 3:00 PM CSN Slants HD (N) Pre-game HD NBA Basketball Milwaukee Bucks at Philadelphia 76ers (L) HD Sixers Post-game (L) HD (CC) Slants HD SportsNet "Allen Iverson" HD The CBS Sports team brings DISC Deadliest Catch HD (CC) Deadliest Catch HD (CC) Deadliest Catch HD (CC) Deadliest Catch HD (CC) Deadliest Catch HD (N) golf fans Round 3 coverage DISN Cali Style Cali Style Stuck Middle Cali Style K.C. Underc. Bizaardvark < Spy Kids 4: All the Time in the World ++ (‘11) Jeremy Piven, Jessica Alba. :35 Bizaard. as players compete for the E! < Safe Haven ++ (‘13) David Lyons, Josh Duhamel, Julianne Hough. HD (CC) < Dear John ++ (‘10) Amanda Seyfried, Richard Jenkins, Channing Tatum. HD < The Best of Me HD ESPN coveted green jacket at The SportsCenter HD (CC) SportsCenter HD (CC) NCAA Hockey Division I Tournament Frozen Four Championship Site: United Center (L) HD SportsCenter HD (CC) ESPN2 5:30 30 for 30 HD 30/30 "Rand University" HD 30 for 30 "Requiem for the Big East" HD (CC) ESPN Films A look at scapegoating in the world of sports. HD Masters. This year marks FOOD Diners, Drive-Ins HD Diners "Wildest Joints" HD Diners, Drive-Ins HD Diners, Drive-Ins HD Diners, Drive-Ins HD Diners "All Beefed Up" HD the 84th edition of the Freeform 5:45 < The Karate Kid Part II ++ (‘86) Pat Morita, Ralph Macchio. HD :25 < Home Alone 2: Lost in New York +++ (‘92) Macaulay Culkin. HD < Mrs. Doubtfire +++ HD prestigious invitation-only FS1 4:00 MLB Baseball (L) UFC Pre-Fight Show UFC 210 Cormier and Johnson headline this event. Preliminaries AMA Supercross (L) (CC) < ++ < < tournament, which is held FX Kung Fu Panda 2 (‘11) Angelina Jolie, Jack Black. Po The Smurfs 2 (2013, Animated) The Smurfs team up with The Croods (‘13) Emma Stone, Ryan Reynolds, Nicolas Cage. teams up with kung-fu masters to take down an enemy. friends to save Smurfette. (CC) A family is forced to travel through unfamiliar worlds. (CC) at Augusta National Golf < < < HALL 5:00 All of My Heart (‘15) Love at First Bark (‘17) Kevin McGarry, Jana Kramer. Julia Moonlight in Vermont (2017, Romance) A high-powered The Golden G. Girls "Once Club in Georgia. Lacey Chabert. HD adopts a dog and seeks help of handsome trainer. HD real estate broker heads to Vermont. HD (CC) Girls in St. Olaf" HIST Counting Cars HD CountCars HD CountCars HD CountCars HD CountCars HD Count. HD (N) Count. HD (N) :05 Road Hauks HD (N) :05 Road Hauks HD < < < Ransom LIFE Mommy's Little Boy (‘17) Peter DaCunha, Paul Popowich, To Be Announced HD (CC) A Neighbor's Deception (‘17) Adam Mayfield, Ashley Bell. Bree Williamson. A boy takes a stand against his mother. HD A woman accepts free therapy from a neighbor. HD (WHP) 8:00 PM MTV Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) < Paul Blart: Mall Cop ++ (‘09) Keir O'Donnell, Kevin James. < The 40-Year-Old Virgin +++ (‘05) Steve Carell. Luke Roberts stars as NICK Thunder HD Thunder HD H.Danger HD H.Danger HD H.Danger HD Nicky HD (N) Thunder HD GShakers HD Full House 1/2 Full House 2/2 Friends HD Friends HD Eric Beaumont, a world- ROOT In the Room Pre-game NHL Hockey Pittsburgh Penguins at Toronto Maple Leafs (L) HD Post-game Penguins WPT Poker Legends of Poker NHL Hockey renowned crisis negotiator SPIKE 5:15 Kickboxing Bellator HD (CC) Cops (CC) Cops (CC) Cops (CC) Cops (CC) Cops (CC) Cops (CC) Cops (CC) Cops HD (CC) Cops HD (CC) < < ++ < +++ < ++ SYFY 5:00 A Nightmare on Elm Freddy vs. Jason (‘03) Ken Kirzinger, Robert Englund. Resident Evil: Retribution (‘12) Milla Jovovich. Alice Jeepers Creepers 2 who is called in to resolve Street ++ HD Two killers return to terrorize local teenagers. HD wakes up in the Umbrella's operations facility. (‘03) Ray Wise. HD diffi cult kidnap cases in a TBN Freedom (CC) Main Stage Precious Memories (CC) In Touch Ministries (CC) The Hour of Power (CC) Path Victory Billy Graham < Barabbas (‘12) Billy Zane. new episode of this exciting TBS 2 Broke Girls 2 Broke Girls 2 Broke Girls The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang Full Frontal The Detour < +++ < +++ < series. The drama is inspired TCM The Train Robbers (‘73) Ann-Margret, John Wayne. Man in the Grey Flannel Suit (1956, Drama) Jennifer Jones, Lee J. :45 Black Widow Ginger Rogers. A man is by the real-life work of A widow and her cowboy buddies recover stolen gold. HD Cobb, Gregory Peck. Ex-army officer becomes writer. accused of murdering a struggling writer. HD TLC Say Yes to Say Yes to Yes Dress A transgender bride Say Yes to the Dress HD (CC) By Design A couple living in a Makeover How to turn cluttered :05 Design A couple living in a crisis negotiator Laurent the Dress HD the Dress HD hopes to find a fierce dress. HD (N) construction zone get help. HD rooms into useful spaces. construction zone get help. HD Combalbert. TNT 5:30 < Godzilla ++ (‘14) Elizabeth Olsen. HD < The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King +++ A king's heir must save mankind from a great evil. HD TOON < To Be Announced (CC) D. Ball Super Samurai Jack Amer. Dad Rick & Morty Rick & Morty FamilyGuy FamilyGuy D. Ball Super The Son TRAVEL Ghost Adventures HD Ghost Adventures HD Ghost Adventures HD Ghost Adventures HD (N) Ghost Adventures HD Ghost Adventures HD TRUTV AMC 9:00 PM Adam Ruins Adam Ruins Game Show Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Game Show Hack My Life Hack My Life Hack My Life TVLAND Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Loves Ray Loves Ray Loves Ray Loves Ray Loves Ray King-Queens King-Queens Pierce Bosnan returns to < < ++ < ++ USA 4:00 Red Red 2 (2013, Action) Helen Mirren, John Malkovich, Bruce Willis. An Fast & Furious (‘09) Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster, Vin Colony "Ronin" HD (CC) series television in this +++ HD oddball team of retired C.I.A operatives reunite. HD (CC) Diesel. Dom returns to America to settle some scores. HD (CC) new Western drama based VH1 4:30 < Step Up All In < Titanic +++ (1997, Drama) Kate Winslet, Billy Zane, Leonardo DiCaprio. Two social opposites fall in love while on the Titanic. (CC) Movie on the book of the same PREMIUM CHANNELS < < HBO :10 Central Intelligence (‘16) Kevin Hart, Dwayne Johnson. War Dogs (‘16, Comedy) Miles Teller, Ana De Armas, Jonah Boxing World Championship Vasyl Lomachenko vs. Jason Sosa name by Philipp Meyer. The A CIA agent and an accountant try to save the world. HD Hill. Two men win a deal to arm the Afghan Military. HD (CC) Site: MGM National Harbor -- Oxon Hill, MD HD (CC) < +++ < +++ < +++ actor stars as Texas cattle MAX 5:45 Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials Dylan O'Brien. We Were Soldiers (‘02) Madeleine Stowe, Mel :20 The Man Without a Face (‘93) Nick Stahl, Mel rancher Eli McCollough, The Gladers traverse a desolate and deadly wasteland. HD Gibson. A fact-based tale of men under fire during battle. HD Gibson. A scarred recluse tutors a boy. HD < who was forever changed SHOW 5:30 Homeland :25 Homeland :15 Homeland Keane gets sidelined; Homeland Carrie follows a The Boy (‘16) Lauren Cohan. A woman takes :45 Twin Peaks "Pilot" The body of student Carrie's work follows her home. lead; Saul meets an old friend. a job as a nanny in a small English town. Laura Palmer is discovered. (CC) when he was kidnapped by < ++ < ++ < ++ < + TMC 5:00 Southpaw (‘15) :05 The Gift (‘00) Giovanni Ribisi, Cate Blanchett. A Saw (‘04) Cary Elwes, Leigh Whannell. :45 Rabid Experimental surgery leaves a a Comanche tribe as a child. Jake Gyllenhaal. woman with ESP attempts to solve a disappearance. Two men find they are captives of a serial killer. woman craving blood. CARLISLE SENTINEL APRIL 1 21 SATURDAY LATE NIGHT / EARLY MORNING APRIL 8 12 AM 12:30 1 AM 1:30 2 AM 2:30 3 AM 3:30 4 AM 4:30 5 AM 5:30 6 AM 6:30 7 AM 7:30 8 AM 8:30 11S.N.L Louis C.K. hosts with Andy Paid :05 Entertainment :05 1st :35 Open Open Hiring Paid HD In Touch News 8 Today Weekend Give HD Champion Sunday Today (N) WGAL (8) musical guest Ed Sheeran. Stanley Program Tonight Weekend (CC) Look House NYC House NYC America Min. (CC) (CC) (CC) HD 11:00 < Rodan ++ (‘57) Land of the Giants The Time Tunnel "Town Lost in Space "West of Voyage Bottom of Sea Planet of the Apes "The Family Family Mystery Mystery Beakman's Beakman's THIS (8.2) Kenji Sawara. "Collector's Item" (CC) of Terror" (CC) Mars" (CC) "The Plant Man" (CC) Trap" (CC) Affair Affair Hunters Hunters World (CC) World (CC) Rules of Rules "The Castle "The Human Jewelry TV (CC) Missing Paid Paid Paid Truth of God (CC) Paid Dog Tales WLYH (15) Engage. Five Things" Factor" (CC) (CC) Program Program Program Program (CC) 11:35 :35 Pawn :05 Pawn Blue Bloods "Secrets and CSI: Miami "Hostile America Murdoch Mysteries "Evil Paid Paid Life Esteem Paid The Right Paid My Senior Face the WHPD (21) Wrestle Stars HD Stars HD Lies" HD (CC) Takeover" HD (CC) Heart. HD Eye of Egypt" (CC) Program Program (CC) Program Side (CC) Program Life HD (CC) State (CC) Paid Paid Last Man Last Man Jewelry TV (CC) Jewelry TV (CC) Wild Ocean MNT (21.2) Program Program Standing "The Ring" America Mysteries 11:30 Major Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Comedy.TV (CC) Kickin' It (CC) Small Town This Old ABC27 News Sunday Good Morning America ABC27 News Sunday WHTM (27) Crimes (CC) Program Program Program Program Program (CC) House (CC) Morning (CC) Sunday HD (CC) Morning (CC) Law & Order: S.V.U. Psych "Cloudy... Chance Psych "Game, Set... Paid Paid Inspiration Today Camp Meeting David and Paid Paid David Michael In Touch With Dr. ION (27.2) "Dependent" (CC) of Murder" (CC) Muuurder?" (CC) Program Program Barbara Cerullo share God's blessing. (CC) Program Program Jeremiah Youssef Charles Stanley (CC) Bluegrass Sun Studio Variety Studio: Actors As Time Still Open Doc Martin "The Family Masterpiece Mystery! Second Sit and Be Sid Science Mister Sesame Daniel Splash and Curious WITF (33) Under HD Sessions HD on Actors HD Goes By HD (CC) Way" HD (CC) "Grantchester" HD (CC) Opinion HD Fit HD Kid HD Rogers Street HD Tiger HD Bubbles HD George HD Seinfeld HD Seinfeld HD Just for < House of Sand and Fog +++ (‘03, Dra) Jennifer Connelly, Ron Paid Paid Raceline Paid Paid Paid Awesome Outer In Touch With Dr. WPMT (43) Laughs HD Eldard, Ben Kingsley. An Iranian immigrant buys a house. HD (CC) Program Program (CC) Program Program Program Planet HD Space HD Charles Stanley HD (CC) CABLE CHANNELS A&E The First 48 "Bloodline" Live PD Live access inside the country's busiest police forces. HD (CC) Info-Doc. Info-Doc. Info-Doc. Info-Doc. Info-Doc. Info-Doc. Extermin- Extermin- Extermin- Billy "Wasp HD (CC) ator HD ator HD ator HD Warfare" HD < ++ AMC 11:00 The Son HD The Cowboys (1972, Western) Bruce Dern, Colleen Dewhurst, John The Son HD MASH "War M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Wayne. Boys are hired to drive cattle. HD (CC) of Nerves" "Images" ANPL The Zoo HD R. Mountain Vet HD (CC) Dr. Jeff "Street Dog" HD R. Mountain Vet HD (CC) The Zoo HD The Zoo HD Phoenix HD Phoenix HD Animal "Deadly Diet" HD BET 10< To Be Announced Rebel HD (CC) Scandal HD (CC) Game HD Game HD Campmeeting (CC) Campmeeting (CC) Fellowship Abundant Derek Grier Carpenter Fellowship Abundant < < +++ BRAVO 10 Superbad (‘07, Com) Michael Cera, Seth Rogen, Jonah Sweet WatchWh- Paid Program (CC) Housewives P. "Don't WatchWh- Tardy for Tardy for Wedding "We National ... Hill. Geeky high school seniors plan to lose their virginity. (CC) Home OK atHappens Let the Zip Code Fool Ya" atHappens Wedding Fly Above" (CC) CMT 10:30 < Twister ++ Broken Skull Challen Broken Skull Challen Paid Paid Raising Raising CMT Music (CC) CMT Music (CC) CMT Music (CC) CMT Music (CC) COM Chris Rock: Bigger HD (CC) Katt Williams Live HD (CC) KeyPeele KeyPeele Kroll S. HD Comedy Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid '70s HD '70s HD CSN Central HD MLS Soccer Portland vs Philadelphia HD Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid GoRacing Golf HD (N) Paid Paid SportsNet HD (CC) SportsNet HD (CC) DISC 11:00 Catch HD (N) Deadliest Catch HD (CC) Deadliest Catch HD (CC) S.Winter "Stranded" HD S.Winter "The Flare" HD Sons of Winter HD Bering Sea Gold HD Bering Sea Gold HD Bering Sea Gold HD DISN Liv Maddie Liv Maddie Bizaardvark Girl World Friends Austin HD Austin HD Jessie HD StuckMid G. Luck HD G. Luck HD Elena PJ Masks Sofia 1st McStuffins Lion Guard Mickey Mickey E! 11:00 < The Best of Me HD < The Lucky One +++ (‘12) Taylor Schilling, Zac Efron. HD Paid Program (CC) Paid Program (CC) E! News Weekend HD Kardash HD Movie ESPN SportsCenter HD (CC) SportsCenter HD (CC) SportsCenter HD (CC) NBA Basketball L.A. Clippers vs San Antonio HD SportsCenter HD (CC) SportsCenter HD (CC) SportsCenter HD (CC) SportsCenter HD (CC) ESPN2 The Fab Five HD (CC) 30/30 "Guru of Go" HD SportsCenter HD (CC) SportsCenter HD (CC) SEC Storied HD NCAA Basketball HD 30/30 "Without Bias" HD FOOD Diners, Drive-Ins HD Diners, Drive-Ins HD Diners, Drive-Ins HD Diners, Drive-Ins HD Paid Program (CC) Paid Program (CC) Paid Program (CC) Heaton HD Southern Barefoot Barefoot Freeform 11:00 < Mrs. Doubtfire +++ Robin Williams. HD Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Z. Levitt B. Schuller Mass Daddy HD < The Karate Kid Part III ++ HD FS1 10:00 AMA Supercross UFC Post-Fight Show UFC UFC 210 (CC) UFC Post-Fight Show UFC Post-Fight Show NHRA Drag Racing NASCAR Auto Racing Cowboy 300 (CC) < ++ FX Mike & Mike & Mike & Mike & Sex&Drugs Sex&Drugs Sex&Drugs Fargo "The Gift of the FXM Paid Paid Paid Paid Ice Age: Continental Drift Ray Romano. A Molly Molly Molly Molly &Rock&Roll &Rock&Roll &Rock&Roll Magi" (CC) Presents Program Program Program Program continent floats away leading friends on a journey. HALL G. Girls The Golden Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Cheers Cheers "Cry I Love Lucy Lucy "The I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy The Middle The Middle "The Artist" Girls "Back Talk" "RDWRER" Hard" 1/2 Handcuffs" (CC) HD HD HIST :05 Count. :35 Count. :05 Count. :35 Count. :05 Road Hauks HD :05 Road Hauks HD Info-Doc. Info-Doc. Info-Doc. Info-Doc. Info-Doc. Info-Doc. Forged in Fire HD Forged in Fire HD < < LIFE To Be Announced HD (CC) :05 A Neighbor's Deception (‘17) Ashley Bell. A :05 Paid HD :35 Paid HD :05 Paid HD :35 Paid HD Paid HD Paid HD In Touch With Dr. Amazing David woman accepts free therapy from a neighbor. HD Charles Stanley (CC) Facts HD Jeremiah MTV Movie < Scary Movie 2 ++ (‘01) Marlon Wayans. < Jackass 3D ++ (‘10) Johnny Knoxville. Ridiculous Ridiculous Ridiculous Ridiculous Ridiculous Ridiculous Ridiculous Ridiculous Ridiculous NICK Friends HD :35 Friends :05 Fresh P. :40 Fresh P. :10 Fresh P. :45 Fresh P. :20 Lopez :50 Lopez :25 George Lopez HD :55 Lopez Lopez HD Lopez HD Lopez HD ALVIN HD ALVIN HD P Ranger SpongeBob ROOT 11:30 NHL Hockey Pittsburgh vs Toronto WPT Poker NHRA Drag Racing -- Las Vegas, Nev. (CC) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid SPIKE Cops (CC) Cops HD Cops (CC) Cops (CC) Jail HD Jail HD Jail HD Jail HD (CC) Paid Program (CC) Paid Program (CC) Paid Program (CC) Paid Program (CC) Paid Program (CC) < < < SYFY 11:00 Jeepers Cabin Fever: Patient Zero (‘14) Sean Astin. A 400 Days (‘15) Caity Lotz, Brandon Routh. Four Twilight Twilight Paid Program (CC) The Twilight Zone Creepers 2 ++ HD research facility has released a flesh-eating virus. HD astronauts participate in a 400 day experiment. HD Zone HD Zone HD "Mute" HD (CC) TBN 11:00 < Barabbas (‘12) Billy Zane. Celebrate Easter Jesus The story of Jesus of Nazareth. K. Shook Lead Way Casey Treat TonyEvans Passion Touch Lives TBS < Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby < The Replacements ++ (‘00) Gene Hackman, Keanu Reeves. New Girl Loves Ray Loves Ray Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) < < ++++ < < ++++ < ++++ < TCM 10:45 :45 The Three Faces of Eve A woman The Zodiac Killer The police try to :15 Psycho Anthony Perkins. A woman :15 Love Crazy (‘41) Myrna Loy, William :15 The Secret Garden Black Wid... with multiple personalities undergoes therapy. track down a vicious serial killer. HD decides to take refuge in an unusual motel. HD Powell. A man goes to extremes to prevent a divorce. +++ HD TLC :05 Hidden Money :05 Say Yes to the Dress :05 Say Yes to the Dress Yes to the Yes to the Yes to the Yes to the Yes to the Yes to the Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Makeover HD HD (CC) "Love is Love" HD (CC) Dress HD Dress HD Dress HD Dress HD Dress HD Dress HD Dress HD Dress HD Dress HD Dress HD Dress HD Dress HD TNT Movie < Die Hard +++ (‘88) Alan Rickman, Bruce Willis. HD Law&Order "Shrunk" HD LawOrder "Progeny" HD Law & Order "Rage" HD Law & Order HD Law & Order "Seed" HD Law&O. "Wannabe" HD TOON DBZ Final Jojo Bizarre MSG 0096 Hunter X NarutoShip One Piece (CC) Amer. Dad RickMort RickMort King of H. King of H. Teen Titan Teen Titan Teen Titan Teen Titan < To Be Announced (CC) TRAVEL Ghost Adventures HD Ghost Adventures HD Ghost Adventures HD Ghost Adventures HD Paid Program (CC) Paid Program (CC) Paid Program (CC) Mystery Museum HD Mystery Museum HD TRUTV Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Game Sh. HackLife HackLife HackLife Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid TVLAND Queens Queens Loves Ray Loves Ray Christine Christine Christine Christine Christine Christine Christine Christine Christine Christine Christine Christine G. Girls G. Girls < ++ USA Armageddon (1998, Adventure) Liv Tyler, Ben Affleck, Bruce Willis. A Law & Order: Criminal Law & Order: C.I. "But Law & Order: Criminal NCIS: Los Angeles Amazing Turning In Touch Joel Osteen crew embarks on a mission to destroy an asteroid. HD (CC) Intent "The Gift" HD (CC) Not Forgotten" HD (CC) Intent "Pravda" HD (CC) "Unspoken" HD (CC) Facts (CC) Point (CC) Ministries (CC) VH1 11:30 < Varsity Blues ++ James Van Der Beek. < Step Up All In (‘14) Alyson Stoner, Briana Evigan, Ryan Guzman. Cheaters Cheaters Cheaters Cheaters Cheaters Cheaters Cheaters Cheaters Cheaters PREMIUM CHANNELS < < < ++ HBO 10:00 Boxing :45 Crashing :15 War Dogs (‘16) Miles Teller, Jonah Hill. Two :10 Girls HD :40 VICE HD :10 Animals. :40 Making :55 Poltergeist A family's young Spider-Man 2 (‘04) Tobey Maguire. A :45 Boxing HD men win a deal to arm the Afghan Military. HD (CC) of HD daughter is abducted by evil spirits. HD superhero tries to find balance in his life. HD HD < < +++ < ++ < ++++ < MAX :15 The Purge: Election Year Frank Grillo. Leo :05 The Ring (‘02) Naomi Watts. A Trade (‘07) Cesar Ramos, Kevin Kline. A girl is The Flight of the Phoenix (‘66) Richard Attenborough, :25 Barnes must protect a Senator during the Purge. HD videotape seems to be the cause of people dying. HD kidnapped by sex traffickers. HD Peter Finch, James Stewart. A plane crashes in the desert. HD (CC) Hamlet 2 < ++ < ++ SHOW :20 Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (‘92) Ray Wise, Moira :35 Billions "Victory Lap" :35 Homeland "R Is for :35 :05 Dark :35 Perfect in '76 (CC) :35 :05 Deja Vu (‘06) Denzel Washington. New Kelly, Sheryl Lee. The final week in the life of Laura Palmer. (CC) (CC) Romeo" (CC) TheCircus Net TheCircus technology allows an agent to revisit the past. < ++ < + < < ++ < < TMC :20 Saw (‘04) Cary Elwes, Leigh Whannell. :05 Rabid Experimental surgery :35 Good Luck Chuck Sleeping with :15 The Gift (‘00) Cate Blanchett. A woman The Surface Strangers are stranded :35 The Two men find they are captives of a serial killer. leaves a woman craving blood. Chuck helps women find their true love. with ESP attempts to solve a disappearance. in the middle of Lake Michigan. Eye ++ 22 APRIL 1 CARLISLE SENTINEL best movies continued from page 13 Fi,2007) A lone plague survivor 5:30 PM 10:50 AM 11:30 PM +++ (Action,1995) A mad bomber struggles to find a cure. (1h45) +++ +++ holds New York City hostage. (2h30) 10:30 PM FX “We Bought a Zoo” (Com- MAX “Death Race” (Ac- VH1 “Sister Act 2: Back in the 6:30 PM edy/Drama,2011) A young father tion,2008) A framed convict enters a Habit” +++ (Comedy,1993) Lounge 3:40 PM +++ TNT “Rudy” (Drama,1993) A SHOW “Domestic Disturbance” purchases a house that comes with a dangerous race. (1h50) singer Deloris returns to the convent. MAX “Jurassic World” +++ (Ad- man is determined to play football for +++ (Thriller,2000) A boy sees his zoo. (2h30) 12:30 PM (2h30) venture,2015) A hybrid dinosaur in a Notre Dame. (2h30) mother’s boyfriend committing mur- 5:50 PM AMC “Gladiator” +++ (Epic,2000) A 12:00 AM theme park escapes. (2h05) 11:00 PM der. (1h30) HBO “Sixteen Candles” +++ (Com- Roman general is forced to become a FX “Parental Guidance” +++ (Com- 4:00 PM SPIKE “The Hangover” +++ (Come- 7:00 PM edy,1984) A teen’s Sweet 16 turns into gladiator. (3h30) edy,2012) Grandparents care for three BRAVO “Superbad” +++ (Com- dy,2009) A groom goes missing in Las AMC “The Rock” +++ (Action,1996) an embarrassment for her. (1h40) 1:15 PM mischievous grandchildren. (2h) edy,2007) Geeky high school seniors Vegas before his wedding. (2h30) A general takes over Alcatraz Island. 6:00 PM TCM “Some Came Running” +++ plan to lose their virginity. (2h30) 11:25 PM +++ (3h) MAX “The Bone Collector” +++ (Drama,1958) A veteran’s friends are SATURDAY FX “Parental Guidance” (Com- MAX “The Martian” ++++ (Ac- 7:30 PM (Thriller,1999) A quadriplegic helps a offended by his loose morals. (2h30) edy,2012) Grandparents care for three tion,2015) Astronaut Mark Watney +++ 1:45 PM 9:00 AM mischievous grandchildren. (2h) SPIKE “Four Brothers” (Ac- cop find a serial killer. (2h) +++ +++ must get back to Earth. (2h25) tion,2005) Four brothers track down SHOW “Crash” +++ (Drama,2004) SHOW “A Bronx Tale” +++ (Dra- SPIKE “X-Men” (Sci-Fi,2000) TCM “Winchester ‘73” (West- 11:30 PM their adoptive mom’s killer. (2h30) An accident triggers racist confronta- ma,1993) A boy is torn between his The X-Men race against time to save ern,1950) A cowboy tracks down a AMC “Willy Wonka and the Choco- 8:00 PM tions. (2h) father and a crime boss. (2h05) the world. (2h30) thief who stole his rifle. (2h) USA “Salt” +++ (Action,2010) A USA “Red” +++ (Action,2010) A re- late Factory” +++ (Family,1971) CMT “The Princess Bride” ++++ 6:30 PM 3:45 PM Five lucky people tour a magical defector accuses a CIA agent of being tired black-ops agent hunts down his (Romance,1987) A betrothed woman FAM “10 Things I Hate About You” TCM “The Bad and the Beautiful” assailants. (2h30) candy factory. (2h30) +++ ++++ a Russian spy. (2h) must be rescued by her one true love. (Comedy,1999) A girl cannot (Classic,1952) A maverick 9:50 AM 5:45 PM (2h30) date until her older sister gets a date. movie producer attempts a comeback. +++ MAX “Popstar: Never Stop Never MAX “Maze Runner: The Scorch Tri- WEDNESDAY SHOW “I Am Number Four” (2h) (2h15) +++ +++ (Action,2011) A teen with special 7:00 PM 3:50 PM Stopping” (Comedy,2016) A als” (Sci-Fi,2015) The Gladers 9:00 AM pop star is forced to reunite with his traverse a desolate and deadly waste- abilities must elude an enemy. (2h) SHOW “No Country for Old Men” +++ ++++ AMC “The Hunt for Red October” old group. (1h30) land. (2h15) AMC “King Kong” (Sci-Fi,1976) TMC “The Hateful Eight” +++ (Action,1990) A Soviet nuclear +++ (Crime Story,2007) A welder 6:00 PM A giant gorilla is captured and (Western,2015) A bounty hunter and 10:00 AM submarine captain plans to defect. finds money and is chased by a crazy +++ brought to Manhattan. (3h) his prisoner search for shelter. (3h) hit man. (2h05) SYFY “Shutter Island” +++ (Mys- TCM “The Train Robbers” (3h) (Western,1973) A widow and her cow- 10:00 AM 9:00 PM 8:00 PM 4:00 PM tery,2009) A US Marshal searches a hospital for a murderess. (3h) boy buddies recover stolen gold. (2h) SPIKE “The Book of Eli” +++ FAM “10 Things I Hate About You” +++ AMC “Gladiator” +++ (Epic,2000) A +++ LIFE “The Holiday” (Ro- TNT “Die Hard” +++ (Action,1988) 6:30 PM (Adventure,2009) A drifter protects a (Comedy,1999) A girl cannot mance,2006) Two woman fall for men Roman general is forced to become a sacred book from a gang lord. (3h) date until her older sister gets a date. gladiator. (3h30) A visiting cop helps stop some terror- BRAVO “National Lampoon’s Va- in their new neighbourhoods. (3h02) ists. (2h30) cation” +++ (Comedy,1983) The 10:15 AM (2h) ++++ SYFY “Shutter Island” +++ (Mys- 10:00 PM MAX “The Exorcist” (Hor- VH1 “Class Act” +++ (Comedy,1992) Griswolds embark on a summer vaca- TCM “I’ll Take Romance” ++++ ror,1973) A girl is thought to be pos- tery,2009) A US Marshal searches a +++ hospital for a murderess. (3h) Two students find their records tion. (2h) (Romance,1937) A man pretends to AMC “Speed” (Action,1994) A sessed by the Devil. (2h05) switched. (2h30) 7:00 PM mad bomber rigs a bus with explo- 4:55 PM woo an opera diva. (1h45) 8:30 PM 10:45 AM +++ 11:00 AM sives. (2h30) VH1 “Titanic” (Drama,1997) SYFY “The Goonies” ++++ (Adven- HBO “Batman v Superman: Dawn +++ SHOW “Shaun of the Dead” +++ +++ SHOW “Mother’s Day” (Com- Two social opposites fall in love while SHOW “I Am Number Four” +++ ture,1985) Children attempt to recover of Justice” (Action,2016) Lex (Comedy,2004) Shaun must save Luthor gets Batman to battle with edy,2016) Four stories about moms on the Titanic. (4h30) (Action,2011) A teen with special a pirate’s treasure. (2h30) come together. (2h) 8:00 PM abilities must elude an enemy. (2h) his family and friends from zombies. 10:00 PM Superman. (2h35) (1h45) 5:00 PM 11:00 AM CMT “O Brother, Where Art Thou?” 12:00 PM +++ 10:30 PM AMC “The Fugitive” (Thrill- +++ FX “This Means War” +++ (Com- +++ (Comedy,2000) Three prisoners AMC “Planet of the Apes” +++ er,1993) An escaped convict tries to FX “This Is 40” (Comedy,2012) CMT “The Princess Bride” ++++ A married couple face middle age edy,2012) A woman dates two CIA on a chain gang escape. (2h30) (Sci-Fi,1968) Astronauts land on a prove his innocence. (3h) agents at the same time. (2h) TCM “Man in the Grey Flannel Suit” planet where apes rule. (2h30) (Romance,1987) A betrothed woman +++ together. (3h) +++ must be rescued by her one true love. TMC “The Crying Game” (Dra- 5:30 PM 12:00 PM (Drama,1956) Ex-army officer 1:00 PM ma,1992) A soldier and a hairdresser +++ becomes writer. (2h45) (2h30) VH1 “Sister Act 2: Back in the CMT “Tombstone” (West- SPIKE “Goodfellas” +++ (Crime 11:00 PM keep secrets. (2h) ern,1993) Wyatt Earp comes out of TNT “The Lord of the Rings: The Habit” +++ (Comedy,1993) Lounge +++ Story,1990) A man testifies against +++ 11:00 PM retirement to fight outlaws. (3h) Return of the King” (Fan- the mob. (3h30) SPIKE “Four Brothers” (Ac- ++++ singer Deloris returns to the convent. tasy,2003) A king’s heir must save tion,2005) Four brothers track down SYFY “The Goonies” (Adven- 12:05 PM SHOW “Akeelah and the Bee” +++ (2h30) mankind from a great evil. (4h30) their adoptive mom’s killer. (2h30) ture,1985) Children attempt to recover 7:00 PM TMC “The DUFF” +++ (Com- +++ (Family,2006) A young girl is encour- a pirate’s treasure. (2h30) MAX “We Were Soldiers” CMT “Tombstone” +++ (West- edy,2015) A high school senior sets (War,2002) A fact-based tale of men aged to enter a spelling bee. (2h) THURSDAY 11:15 PM out to reinvent herself. (1h55) 2:30 PM ++++ ern,1993) Wyatt Earp comes out of under fire during battle. (2h20) TCM “David Copperfield” retirement to fight outlaws. (3h) 12:30 PM 8:25 PM AMC “Beneath the Planet of the 11:15 AM (Romance,1935) An orphaned boy’s 7:30 PM TNT “Die Hard II: Die Harder” +++ Apes” +++ (Sci-Fi,1970) An under- FAM “Home Alone 2: Lost in New TCM “Night Court” +++ (Dra- fight for happiness. (2h30) +++ (Action,1990) A detective battles ter- +++ ground society of aliens worships a 12:00 AM AMC “Gladiator” (Epic,2000) A York” (Comedy,1992) A boy ma,1932) Husband seeks revenge. Roman general is forced to become a rorists at an airport. (2h30) is lost in New York during Christmas bomb. (2h) (1h45) +++ 1:00 PM +++ FAM “Uncle Buck” (Com- gladiator. (3h30) vacation. (2h35) SYFY “Dredd” (Action,2012) 1:00 PM edy,1989) An irresponsible bachelor +++ A cop tries to bust a drug dealing 8:00 PM AMC “Chisum” (Western,1970) 9:00 PM TCM “The Great Sinner” +++ (Ro- cares for his brother’s kids. (2h) ring. (2h) TBS “Tower Heist” +++ (Ac- A cattleman and his allies go after a SYFY “Resident Evil: Retribution” mance,1949) A young man succumbs land baron. (2h30) +++ 3:00 PM tion,2011) A group of men plan to rob +++ (Action,2012) Alice wakes up in to gambling fever. (2h) FRIDAY a business man’s home. (2h) FX “This Is 40” (Comedy,2012) the Umbrella’s operations facility. (2h) SHOW “Shaun of the Dead” +++ 1:30 PM A married couple face middle age (Comedy,2004) Shaun must save 9:00 AM TNT “The Lord of the Rings: The 10:00 PM AMC “Speed” +++ (Action,1994) A Two Towers” +++ (Fantasy,2002) A together. (3h) +++ his family and friends from zombies. AMC “Gladiator” +++ (Epic,2000) A 1:15 PM MTV “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” mad bomber rigs a bus with explo- quest is at risk when the heroes take (Comedy,2005) A 40-year-old man (1h45) sives. (2h30) Roman general is forced to become a +++ 3:45 PM separate paths. (4h) HBO “P.S. I Love You” (Dra- tries to lose his virginity. (2h30) 1:35 PM gladiator. (3h30) 9:50 PM ma,2007) A young woman tries mov- 10:20 PM MAX “Harry Potter and the Order of TCM “Kings Row” +++ (Dra- MAX “The Insider” +++ (Sus- MAX “Minority Report” +++ (Sci- ing on after her husband dies. (2h15) the Phoenix” +++ (Adventure,2007) ma,1942) A young man is inspired to 1:55 PM MAX “The Man Without a Face” pense,1999) A former tobacco scien- Fi,2002) A crime-forecaster is fingered +++ (Drama,1993) A scarred recluse Harry faces trial after using magic tist reveals trade secrets. (2h40) take up psychiatry. (2h15) as a potential murderer. (2h25) SHOW “Shaun of the Dead” +++ outside of school. (2h20) 9:25 AM tutors a boy. (1h55) 1:45 PM 10:00 PM (Comedy,2004) Shaun must save 10:30 PM 4:30 PM HBO “Singles” +++ (Comedy,1992) his family and friends from zombies. +++ SHOW “You Can Count on Me” BRAVO “National Lampoon’s Va- BRAVO “National Lampoon’s Christ- SPIKE “The Book of Eli” +++ (Comedy/Drama,2000) A Young adults share a common apart- cation” +++ (Comedy,1983) The (1h40) +++ (Adventure,2009) A drifter protects a ment courtyard. (1h40) 2:00 PM mas Vacation” (Comedy,1989) brother throws a single mother’s life Griswolds embark on a summer vaca- The Griswolds entertain during the sacred book from a gang lord. (3h) into turmoil. (2h) 9:30 AM tion. (2h) TCM “Firecreek” +++ (West- 5:30 PM ++++ holiday season. (2h) 4:00 PM FX “Rio 2” (Animated,2014) A TMC “Don Jon” +++ (Comedy,2013) ern,1968) A sheriff attempts to protect 11:00 PM FX “Captain America: The First +++ family of Spix’s Macaws experiences A man with a porn addiction learns his town from outlaws. (2h) ++++ AMC “The Rock” (Action,1996) FAM “Mrs. Doubtfire” +++ (Com- Avenger” (Action,2011) A A general takes over Alcatraz Island. the Amazon. (2h) about life and love. (1h30) 3:00 PM research project gives a man super 10:30 AM 10:15 PM edy,1993) An actor poses as a female (3h) CMT “O Brother, Where Art Thou?” housekeeper. (3h) powers. (2h30) TCM “And Then There Were None” TMC “Dreamscape” +++ (Adven- TCM “The Best Years of Our Lives” +++ (Comedy,2000) Three prisoners 5:45 PM ++++ (Mystery,1945) People on an ture,1984) A psychic participates in ++++ (Drama,1946) Three veterans on a chain gang escape. (2h30) Carlisle Sentinel, PA: Movies Apr 2, HBO “I Am Legend” +++ (Sci- island are killed off one by one. (1h45) dream research. (1h40) try to re-adjust to civilian life. (3h15) TNT “Die Hard With a Vengeance” 2017 to Apr 8, 2017 CARLISLE SENTINEL APRIL 1 23 stars on screen hollywood q&a By Adam Thomlison A: Period war dramas with PBS drama ‘Call the Midwife’ is back on call TV Media a bit of romance and a good deal of intrigue do seem By Andrew Warren Dream on: Who would have thought colleagues (and, in Walter’s case, both Q: Recently, Hallmark like obvious mines for film TV Media that TV’s deadliest spy could get even boss and mother). aired “Chance at Ro- material, but oddly, only one stranger? With seven seasons behind it Over the show’s run, the eclectic gang, mance” with Erin Krakow of Furst’s novels has been Baby boom: Move over, “Doctor and three to go, “Archer’s” eighth season which started for the first few seasons as and Ryan McPartlin. What filmed. His 2008 novel “Spies Who.” Make way, “Top Gear.” Outta the is getting weird. the employees of a private spy agency, other films has McPartlin of Warsaw” got the screen way, “Downton Abbey.” There’s another The critically acclaimed FX animated has operated a drug cartel, launched a been in, and where was treatment in 2013, but as a British import that’s been making waves comedy moves to sister network FXX country music career, returned to the spy “Chance at Romance” miniseries, not a movie. on this side of the pond, and it’s finally this season, and that’s not the only big business and started a private investiga- filmed? That might be an indica- back for another season. change associated with its Wednesday, tion agency. A: Ryan McPartlin’s hand- tion why more haven’t been “Call the Midwife” returns Sunday, April 5, premiere. In a bizarre twist, the Even with the announcement that its some face, chiseled frame, made. In a gushing review April 2, on PBS, and the new season fea- aptly subtitled “Dreamland” season takes 10th season will be its last, “Archer” still bright-white smile and deep of another of Furst’s novels, tures some big changes for the women of place entirely within Sterling Archer’s (H. has a lot of life in it. Its out-of-this-world and rumbling voice make him “Mission to Paris,” the New Nonnatus House, including a new face in Jon Benjamin, “Bob’s Burgers”) mind. (literally) eighth season gets underway a natural fit for romantic- York Times called his novels the show’s ensemble roster. After last season ended on a is-he-or- Wednesday, April 5, on FXX. comedy telefilms. In fact, I can “densely populated,” and said Dame Harriet Walter (“The Crown”) isn’t-he cliffhanger, where audiences were say without exaggeration that that in “Mission to Paris,” this joins the period drama’s cast as Sister left wondering whether Sterling was alive Jim’s jibes: One of Australia’s funniest he’s so handsome it’s funny. allowed Furst to produce “a Ursula, a harsh and authoritative woman or dead, “Dreamland” seems to at least exports is headed to Comedy Central. Jim When he made the long heartbreaking sense of the who has been put in charge of the nuns answer that dangling question; he’s alive Jefferies has always been one to make a trip from Los Angeles to the vast Homeric epic that was and midwives of Nonnatus House, which but comatose, with all the characters that splash, and his upcoming talk show on suburbs of Los Angeles — World War II.” That’s all a long is a convent that caters to the needs of “Archer” fans have come to love trans- the cable network could certainly do that. specifically Moorpark and way of saying that his books mothers and mothers-to-be in London’s planted into a 1940s film-noir inside the Jefferies’s as-yet-unnamed entry into Santa Susana — to shoot would be tough to boil down impoverished Poplar district. She joins an spy’s head. the burgeoning talk genre lands this sum- 2013’s “Chance at Romance,” to two hours. established cast that includes Jenny Agut- Weird? You bet. But “Archer” is a show mer, with its 10 episodes chronicling the he’d already played the lead- It took BBC a full three ter (“The Avengers,” 2012), Judy Parfitt that’s never been afraid of taking risks. Aussie’s travels around the world as he ing man in two telefilms, and hours to tell “Spies of War- (“Dolores Claiborne,” 1995), Stephen Aisha Tyler (“Whose Line Is It Anyway?”), tackles the issues of the day, be they po- he’s gone on to do six more saw.” The miniseries starred McGann (“Emmerdale Farm”), Charlotte Judy Greer (“Jurassic World,” 2015), Chris litical, cultural or whatever else happens so far. David Tennant (after his turn Ritchie (“Fresh Meat”), Helen George Parnell (“Suburgatory”), Amber Nash to be in the headlines. One of those films was Life- in “Doctor Who,” but just (“Strictly Come Dancing”) and Emerald (“Frisky Dingo”), Jessica Walter (“Arrested Jefferies first gained international at- time’s 2012 Christmas movie before his other big TV role in Fennell (“The Danish Girl,” 2015). Development”), Adam Reed (“Sealab tention in 2007, when he was attacked “Holly’s Holiday,” in which “Broadchurch”) as a military “Call the Midwife’s” ongoing story 2021”) and Lucky Yates (“Frisky Dingo”) by an audience member while he was on he plays a mannequin come attaché at the French embassy is set in the middle decades of the 20th all star as Sterling’s friend and a stage doing standup. Since then, his to life to make the title char- in Poland who is drawn into century, a period of dramatic change comedy career has been on the ascent. acter’s dream romance come espionage in the leadup to for both medicine and childbirth. This In 2013, FX launched “Legit,” a comedy true. (If you’re into Christmas World War II. season, the characters are still feeling created by the comic that lasted two sea- movies, he also starred in The prolific author de- sons, and Jeffries recently finished an the shockwaves from some of 2015’s “The Flight Before scribes his many novels as international tour and a second the biggest advances — and Christmas.”) chapters in “one very long setbacks — in medicine that Netflix comedy special. But despite all this telefilm book,” and, indeed, they’re all transpired last season. With the rise of HBO’s work, McPartlin is still best about the secret dealings that The harsh side effects “Last Week Tonight With known for his long-running took place in Europe before of the drug thalidomide, John Oliver,” TBS’s role in the NBC action-comedy and during World War II. They which was being pre- “Full Frontal With series “Chuck,” which also are, however, set in various scribed to mothers-to-be Samantha Bee” made a joke out of his good countries, and feature totally with severe morning sick- and the continued looks — his character was different characters. Thus, ness, continue to shock success of HBO’s “Real nicknamed Captain Awesome. there is plenty to draw from the midwife community, Time With Bill Maher,” weekly Despite his telefilm success, for producing future films or even as “the pill” forces late-night talk shows have be- it seems he’s taken a turn even miniseries. many to grapple with moral come all the rage. Jason Reich, And though there haven’t questions it raises for them who has served as a writer for back toward series television and their faith. “Full Frontal” and “The Daily lately. He has a role in the been any others yet, “Spies In one of the city’s Show,” serves as the head pilot of the highly anticipated of Warsaw” received good poorer neighborhoods, writer for the Jefferies talker. new series from “Desperate reviews at the time, and so access to health care has With a planned summer Housewives” creator Marc there’s every reason to believe always been a luxury, even premiere, it won’t be a long Cherry (which doesn’t have it’s just a matter of time be- with the advent of the wait for the new Jim Jef- a title yet), and last year he fore someone adapts another U.K.’s National Health Ser- feries talk show on Com- appeared in eight episodes of of Furst’s novels. His most vice. With the midwives of edy Central. “Devious Maids.” recent novel, 2016’s “A Hero Nonnatus House on hand, of France,” spent time on the though, infants and their Charlotte Ritchie, Q: I’ve just started read- New York Times Bestseller mums are in good hands. Helen George and ing Alan Furst’s spy novels, list, as did his previous eight “Call the Midwife” re- Emerald Fennell and I really enjoy them. books. turns for a sixth season Sunday, as seen in “Call the Have any been made into April 2, on PBS. Midwife” movies? They seem well Have a question? Email us suited for it. at [email protected]. 24 APRIL 1 CARLISLE SENTINEL Removing tattoos just got faster. Now offering Elite Picosecond Technology! Erase unwanted tattoos with PicoSure, the most advanced laser treatment available for safe and effective tattoo removal. Call today to remove unwanted tattoos!
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real talk Kids call the shots in the premiere of ABC’s ‘The Toy Box’ By Kyla Brewer to a panel of difficult-to- mogul. Widely known as the creative director of consumer rose to fame. They soon also had a YouTube hit, thanks TV Media please kids. “Candy Queen,” mentor Dylan products at Pixar Animation landed roles on TV, starred in to the video “The Unexpected In a vast sea of reality TV Lauren is the founder and CEO Studios. She works with studio a direct-to-DVD movie and John Cena Prank,” which was A hundred years or so ago, competition series, this one is of Dylan’s Candy Bar, a highly heads to ensure the quality of even wrote a couple of books. viewed more than 30 million kids might have been content fresh in that it goes inside an successful chain of candy products related to their mov- Fittingly, they have also been times. playing “kick the can” or industry rarely seen on televi- stores that meld fashion, art, ies and franchises, from action immortilized as dolls. Noah Ritter, another favor- “stickball,” but toys are big sion, and that’s just what pro- pop culture and candy. The figures and playsets to games Young actress Aalyrah ite of “The Ellen DeGeneres business these days. For any- ducers are betting on to bring daughter of legendary fashion and plush toys. She’s worked Caldwell also serves as a Show,” is the fourth judge. Dis- one who has wondered how in viewers. designer Ralph Lauren, she’s on consumer lines for such hit judge in “The Toy Box.” Origi- covered at a county fair when to get a toy to market, ABC “’The Toy Box’ is a unique also the author of “Dylan’s films as “Inside Out” (2015) nally from San Diego, Califor- he took the microphone from has a new competition series and broadly appealing take Candy Bar: Unwrap Your and “Finding Dory” (2016). nia, Caldwell starred in ABC’s a local reporter, Ritter has ap- that sheds light on the multi- on the popular competition- Sweet Life,” a candy-themed After working with these “Uncle Buck” alongside Mike peared in commercials for Visa billion-dollar toy industry. style television format, and entertaining and decorating industry experts and insiders, Epps (“The Hangover,” 2009) and Liberty Mutual Insurance. Toy designers get the op- we believe it will capture the book. the toy designers will face and Nia Long (“Friday,” 1995). He also co-hosted a Viral Vid- portunity of a lifetime as they imagination of viewers of all Considered one of the top the true test: kids themselves. An actress since the age of eos segment with Michael Stra- vie to have toy giant Mattel ages,” said ABC executive Rob experts in play in the United “The Toy Box’s” pint-sized 3, she made her film debut in han (“Good Morning America”) bring their concepts to Toys Mills. States, “The Toy Box” men- judges evaluate each of the “Cardinal X” (2016) and has for ABC’s “The Year” in 2014. “R” Us shelves in “The Toy First, the inventors must tor Jim Silver is the CEO and toys as only they can before appeared in television shows While a show about the toy Box,” premiering Friday, April work with a group of mentors editor-in-chief of TTPM (Toys, one gets the ultimate thumbs such as “Code Black” and industry may seem like light- 7, on ABC. Emmy winner Eric to refine and develop their Tots, Pets & More), a wildly up. Perhaps the most recog- “The Fosters.” hearted fare, it isn’t just fun Stonestreet, the fun-loving ideas for the ultimate toys. popular toy-review website nizable of the judges is You- Fellow actor Toby Grey is a and games — it’s a high-stakes star of ABC’s “Modern Fam- Producers have lined up an that provides consumers with Tube star-turned-singer Sophia judge as well. He first came business experiment. A January ily,” hosts the competition impressive roster of expert price comparisons, sale notifi- Grace Brownlee. After a video to the attention of audiences article on Fortune.com indicated series, which follows the mentors, including an expert cations, store availability and of her and her cousin Rosie for his film reviews in “Reel global retail toy sales reached inventors as they participate in play, an animation studio more. went viral, the duo was in- Kids,” and went on to appear more than $20 billion in 2016, in a series of trials and tests creative director and a candy The show’s third mentor vited to appear on “The Ellen in videos for Buzzfeed, Funny according to research firm NPD before they present their ideas mogul. That’s right, a candy is Jen Tan, who serves as the DeGeneres Show” and quickly or Die and College Humor. He Group.