NIGHTLINEBARE 32710' BF ADVERTISING 509227F ACTFRIDAY 26th MASY 198 9 GM-ELECTIONS ^he following élections were held at vision over whether or not to sustain ac- and make more money available, other- this week's General Meeting: ti(m: some associations said they would wise scnneone in govemment is saying Coffee Bar Manager - Adam Bennett BF settle for a local deal, others that the offer that students will go without their de- Editor - Sue Holdom BF Music and Arts was ridiculous and that they had to fìght grees." Editor - Elinor Thompson BF Advertis- for an improvement. Industrial Year ing Officer - Malt D'Arcy BF Accounts Diana Warwick, the union's general sec- Officer - Rob Godley retary stated: group has been set up by the Vice- The election for GM Rep. to the Overseas " At no stage has there been any indication Chancellor to examine the Industrial Committee, which Robbin Coker has that the Vice-Chancellors will be pre- Year, with a view to improving it, and been nominated for, was carried over to pared to do a national deal, even one making it more attractive to potential stu- next week's meeting. backdated to January. We have reached dents. Subjects under discussion will in- the end of the negotiating ]X'ocess and it clude the benefits of increasing the AUT Strike makes good sense to cali it a day." number of overseas placements, and the f his week the AUT strike looks no There are now worries that some stu^nts incorporation of distance-Ieaming ma- nearertoendingthanever. TheVice- will not be awarded their degrees, or that terials in the year. Students' contribu- Chancellws and the AUT national execu- degree ceremonies will have to be post- tions and comments about the Industriai tive have agreed on a settlement which is poned. Maeve Sherlock, NUS président year should be sent to Dr Pollard, Senior to be voted upon by lecture, but the said: Professional Year Tutor in the Mech Eng AUT council is urging that this latest pay "The Problems will seriously start if in DepL offer be rejected by its members. three weeks time we still have stalemate. Jenny Holland Amongst the actual members th^e is di- The Government would have to Step in NOW THAT'S IMPORTANT NOTICE WHAT I CALL - ALL CLUBS FREE FEST '89 AND SOCIETIES

This weekend proves to be one Qispite many reminders, only thirty budgets have been re- of the best of the year - cieved out of over one hundred clubs and societies. This is your fìnal reminder that all budgets must now be in the Treasurer's pigeon hole by FRIDAY IST JUNE 1989. SO DONT MISS IT. After this date work will begin CHI processing the budgets, and )assing them on to the relevant standing committees (whosc «sponsbility it is to allocate resources to its* clubs and so- There*s music in the form of Jim Jiminee + the bril- cieties) \ny budgets which are recieved after this date run the ver^ liant Frazier Chorus, to name but two, a whole night ligh risk of not being processed - and will have to wait unti of hilarious, and probably very obscene, comedy, vi- ht start of next year. deos, buskers, a hypnotist and of course the sense- What this boils down to is that if you do not submit your bud- shattering Student Band Compétition. get before Friday - you will have no funds to spend in October We do ad vise that any first years that are memb^s of any clubs AND IT'S ALL FREE! OT societies, where their Treasurer is a second or fourth year :heck that they have submitted a budget, Check out Matt's hard yellow pocket-sized guide to f you do not have a budget form, or need any help please le what's on - and js know as soon as possible. Remember - NO BUDGET NO MONEY!

\,^ark Williams BE THERE!! Deputy Treasurer PUBLISHED BY THE UNIVERSITY OFSURREY STUDENTS' UNION 2 Friday 26th May 1989 BARE FACTS Sallie's Segment J^allo sun-lovers - see what all those Many students find it totally unaccept- CFC's have done - although it's quite AUT UPDATE able that students of this University pleasant all this heat it's also pretty dis- 'J'he AUT executive recommended to should work in South Africa as this indi- turbing (especially if you've read the AUT council last weekend that the cates support for the apartheid regime. 'STARK'!). Anyway, back to busi- latest offer of 6% plus lump sum be ac- Because students going to South Africa ness. cepted, but the view of the AUT council are also representing the Students' Union was that this offer should be rejected. it has been suggested that their member- SPONSORED This offer will go to a national ballot of ship is suspended, particularly in light of SLEEP-OUT AUT members, the result of which is hard the Union's strong anti-apartheid policy. to predict. We'll be keeping you posted I would be most interested to hear of stu- now you should all have plenty of of further developments - most importan- dents' views on this matter, in particular sponsors to raise loads of £'s for the tly, the result of the ballot the views of those who have woilced in homeless of London! If not, get a form HONORARY MEM- South Africa - did you feel that your de- now and don't miss out on the event of partment did not fully inform you of the the year. Although there'll be a barbecue BERSHIP political situation and your position as a and entertainment from USBASES it représentative of this Univw^ity? Do you should not be forgotten what conditions Only onen(m)inationsofar! Surely you wish you hadn't taken the pl^ement? Do the vast numbers of homeless suffer. must feel that someone you know has you feel you leamt anything about the Even in Guildford there are large num- put enough effort into student matters to apartheid regime and have come back bers of homeless people. This is SCAN- deserve this award. All nominations determined to fight it? Let BF know. DALOUS with the government believing should include name of nominee, three That's about it for this week. See you ail that increased hostel provision encour- nominators (full union members) and a at the Free Fest l'm on duty this weekend ages pecóle to become homeless!!! RAG brief outline of your reasons for the nomi- so drink in modération, party to excess, are ^nsoring Godwin House (a Guild- nation. These should be handed to me by and remember some folks have exams ford hostel) this year, and all profits from Wed June 7th. next week and will not want to be re- the barbecue wiU be going to St Mungos SOUTH AFRICAN minded what a good time you're having Housing. - keep the noise in the Union and not in The sleepout starts when theUnion closes PLACEMENTS the résidences!!! on Sat. 27th, with barbecue and ents in Sallie Senate Car Park. Be there, be there all ^his year has seen the issue of place- night, an most of all make sure you con- ments in South Africa raised through tribute as much as possible. two motions at the General Meeting. Chairperson's Cornah The G.M. was in the amphitheatre again which, incidentally, is on Tuesday 30th of this week, but unfortunately the turnout May at 1:00pm in the Union lounge (or in wasn't too spectacular. Quorum was only the Amphitheatre again). Thanks to all just acheived and several elections took those who came on Tuesday and to Stage place, resulting in a new : Crew. There was an awful lot of rubbish Coffee bar manager - Adam Bennet left in the amphitheatre after the last G.M. B.F. Editor - Sue Holdom The amphitheatre is in one of the nicest B.F. Accounts manager - Rob Godlcy parts of the campas and yet people left B.F. Advertising Manager -MattD'Arcy take-away bags all over the grass. Please B.F. Music and Arts Editor - Elinor Thom- put your rubbish in a bin! pson Due to a bit of a mix-up, the nomina- Well, that's about it folks, exccpt don't tions of; Jackie Adkins for Womens miss any of Free Fest and come along to Officer Veronica Craufurd for BP. Sports the sleep-out, the more the merrier! See Editor were not read out at the G.M. so you at the Frazier Chorus gig, it's going to there they are fcM* the world to sec! Also be good! Robbin-Coker was not present to be James H Comah. clected as G.M. rep to the overseas com- mittee. These elections will be held next G.M. BARE FACTS Friday 26th May 1989 3 Business Management One of the UnivCT- ümity to leam about lenging. sity of Surrey's Stu- running businesses The day is a unique dent Industriai in an informai re- opportunity to de- Society's aims is to laxed atmosphère, velop business skills ARE YOU further the links be- whilst enhancing and find out more tween students and personal skills in the about the Student In- commerce and in- areas of negotiation, dustriai Society and INTERESTED dustry. To support motivation, team Junior Chamber. The that aim the society skills, communica- places are limited to has organised a tion and time man- 30 and some have ai- IN BUSINESS 'Business Training agement ready been laken, so Day\ open to all stu- The business game don'tmiss out! dents, in conjunction itself will allow the The course costs just MANAGEMENT with 'West Surrey teams of students, ac- 15 and for that you Junior Chamber', the ting as companies, to get over 350 wOTth of local lÄ^ch of 'Jun- analyse information management train- Surrey Student Industriai Society in association ior Chamber Intema- on production, cor- ing, experience in with West Surrey Junior Chamber ticHial'. The training porate planning, fin- making cruciai deci- day is on June 17th, ance, marketing and sions and a firee lunch are organising a so it should be after sales and personnel (there's no such most students' finals. in order to achieve thing as a free BUSINESS TRAINING DAY set objectives. lunch any The Business Train- Throughout the economist can teli ing Day consists of a game the supervisas you that!) This op- nthJune 1989 challenging business will introduce typical portunity presents game and a sériés of 'real-life' business VERY GOOD CONTACT EFTHER; management training Problems (such as in- VALUE!. CAREERS SERVICE OR PHILLIP HOWELL seminars. It will pro- creasedinterestrates, (via the Student Industriai Society pigeon-hole vide students who labour strìkes etc.) so are about to enter in- the game will be very in the Union) dustrv with an oopor- dvnamic and chal-

J^c^fully by now all the rotas for this start of next term, when we recniit the leader know as soon as possible as a re- term have been sorted out but once new first years. Plans are under way to placement can be found. again if th^ are any problems please let draw Up a training program for the whole Once again if any one is Willing to help eithor me or your group leader know. year, including a WHOLE weekend, with then please let me know. Thank you for all the 11 people that other Nightlines across the country and Mark Williams Nightiine Chairman tumed up to a very interesting and pro- outside speakers. ductive Simday aftemoon, what a shame Opening this term started off v«y well, that it was cmly so few.But you never but has dropped off over the last couple know, we might have a few more next of weeks. It is our aim to be open 100% time. and therefore if any Nightliner is unable The next training session will be at the to do a duty, then please let their group Crédits: Tli:inks to the folldwing: First of ail, a bigAnima thank you trouble frol mWelfar the "animal cussione. S o if anybody Andy, Jc»cl and Rob U tbr ihcirdc.sk - to ail those who tumed up terrorists". has any questions or dis- for the circus demo last So what's next? Well,on agreements, come and lop puhli<;hinalbum, now, called Dlary of a in The Barclays Rocxn (Club and So- out a few minor changes, however. Fir- HoUow Horse to which Capital Radio are cieties Room). If you are interested in stly, following the theatre in the devoting loads of airplay and tùne. Wal- being involved with this groovy event, ChancellcH-'s Bar on Sunday there will be ter Becker (Ex- Steely Dan) produced please show up - we need all the help we two bands on stage in the main lounge, their massive album Flaunt The Imper> can geL It doesn't matter what year you not one as advertised. Frazier Chorus fection and was called back to produce are in - probably better if you are not a are still the headline act and Indian Gi- this new one - sounds omincHis. Clearly, final year. This meeting will foUow the vers are the suppOTL Both are on Virgin this is not the tour to miss. So there we Ents meeting which is at 5.15pm. records and well worth checking out. are. China Crisis well back in form and Enjoy The Free Fest, The support band will be onstage at ap- on your doorstep for only £5.00. Matthew Ents. )rox 8.30pm. Secondly, there are now ussu Chin,Jçtting theia r Crisihaïr down!!s présents China

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Available now from Trading Desk BARE FACTS Friday 26th May 1989 5 READERS the system will become unworkable. grumble about a lot of things, like not (Thefirst fine fo r non-payment is 50, and having any money, but never do anything for continued refusal to pay 200). about it. The Government is depending We can also try to disrupt the Poll Tax on this apathy to bulldoze this grossly un- registratici process. Unfortunately stu- fair tax through any opposition, until the dents will not be able to participate in this time when many will find themselves in as the University acdemic registrar will financial peril, by which time it will be be responsible fcH* registering all students. too late to complain. WRITES The position for industrial year students Opposition to the poll tax is a moral argu- is STELL unclear (registration is due to m^t that transcends any flimsy barriers The opinions expressed on begin end of May 1989). of party politics. Such opposition is all- So what can you do immediately? You encompassing and as a member of the these pages do not necessarily can support the local Anti Poll Tax cam- Green Party and as a Pagan, I shall com- reflect those of the Editorial paign by signing petitions in town and bat the poll tax by any and all means Board. join the monthly pickets outside David possible. You too can help by joining in Howell MP's constituency surgery. with the demonstration at David Ho- PLEASE NOTE : LETTERS We've done two of these so far and they well's surgery this Friday, the 19th, meet can be quite entertaining affairs. At the at the Britannia pub at 6.30pm. CAN ONLY BE ACCEPTED first one the police were called and we got Rob Edgell. WÏTHAFULLNAME quite a lot of press cov^ge. Last week, as Howell left the council offices he & UNION CARD NUMBER. agreed to attend a debate on the Poll Tax at the University. So watch out for that one, it promises to be a lively evening! GAMES I POLam writing in replLy to anTAd in supporXt of Meanwhile, join us on the next picket - As the newest member of Games Soc and James McLaren's lett^ about the poll tax date yet to be announced. recentiy elected publicity officCT, I am (wedc before last). I was one of the few The poll tax will affect every single one writing to inform people about our so- students who attended the meeting to of us, it won't just go away if we close our ciety and it's activities. We are mainly in- which he referred. The organisers of the eyes and hope. It is up to every single one volved with fantasy roleplaying games meeting were Guildford Against the Poll of us to fight it. If you'd like to help out (such as Advanced Dungeons and dra- Tax (G.A.P.T.). I went to the first with any campaigning in our outside the gons or Rolemaster). G.AP.T. meeting back in the Easter Va- Univ^ity, or you want any details, con- When I joined the games society I had no caticMi and have since become involved in tact me via Dance Studies pigeon holes idea of what fantasy roleplaying was all the local campaign. I was prompted U) act (Hall undercroft, opposite Senate House) about, but after attending my first meet- after attending the NUS Women's Cam- FIGHT THE POLL TAX ing (which I thoroughly enjoyed) I real- paign Conference, where a motion on Jackie Adkins. lised that there is much more to it than Women and the Poll Tax was debated. most people imagine. The situation was clear from this con- The games involve skill and judgement in ference: no-one is going to fight the Poll overcoming dangers and achieving cer- Tax fcM- us. The most the Labour Party can tain goals using the particular abilities of offer, is for us to cross our fingers and SECURITY the fictional character (adventurer) you wait for a Labour Government to be It is a pity P.White engaged his pen be- are playing. As a player you have to act elected, at which time they might and fore getting the facts. Security officers out the part of an adventurer (verbally), they might not abolish the tax. So if we lock the TV rooms, during the early assigning the character a suitable person- believe that it is unfair to have a tax which hours, when they are not in use, to stop ality and interacting with the other takes no account of ability to pay and outsiders walking off with your TV set, players in keeping with what the charac- which will hit the poorest an most vulner- and to protect other furniture and equip- ter would say or do in any given circum- able members of society hardest (low ment. The court attendants unlock the stances. The adventurer you play could be paid, unemployed, single parents, pensio- rooms not security. We are acting in the anything from a muscle-bound warrior to ners and students), then we have to do interests of students, we protect your a great magician. something about it ourselves. TV's, we keep outsiders from getting into Excitement is provided by the element of All over the country Anti Poll Tax groups your communal areas. When we clamp chance which the games involve - some are springing up. If we, as students, lend vehicles it is to discourage parking in fire key decisions must be decided on the our support to the ordinary people of bays, access roads etc., so that you will throw of a set of dice. Guildford in saying No to the PoU Tar, not bum to death because the fire engines All this is set against a fantasy back- we will join the millions of others all ov^-r cannot gain access. ground in wcM-lds such as that of JRR Britain and together we can succeed in A.Watling Tolkein*s "Middle Earth" (Setting for making our voices heard. From my ex- Ghief Security Officer "The Lord of The Rings") or maybe in a perience petitioning people in Guildford science fiction setting. High Street on a Saturday, no-one wants The games society should appeal to the Poll Tax. Evwi those who can afford anyone with an active imagination. If you to pay agree it's unfair. POLL 2 are interested or would like to fmd out So what can we actually do? Well, Dear BF, more, come along to one of our meetings G.AP.T. supports the NUS in their cam- I would just like to re-iterate everything in the comittee room - Wednesdays 6pm paign fw mass non-payment. The idea is that James McLaren wrote in his letter 'till 11pm and Sundays 2pm 'till 11pm, that if enough pepoledcn'tpay, the Gov- concerning the poll tax. Students are one or contact us via our pidgeon hole in the ernment can't possibly implement all the of the groups who will feel the effects of union foyer. threatened fmes and jail sentences, and the so-called community charge the most. We'll look forward to seeing you there... Students are also a group who tend to Michelle Holman. 6 Friday 26th May 1989 BARE FACTS The First Assignment Qnce apon a time, many, many years oth^, (well, my first actually but whos Wardens. Dr.Clari:, CW at Stag Hill, ago when I was but a malicious counting?) dangerous mission for my stated that the Duty Warden unlocks SH twinkle in my father's eye, some small weekly. With cheers of encouragement reception early Sunday moming and students bearing big grievances pub- stili ringing in my ears and my trusty thought the problem lay with students un- lished a magazine which would 'smash answer-phone by my side I was off! ! locking the doo* on leaving or with a like an axe' through the 'ridiculous and Sadly it was not to te, the Security Man- faulty lock. He the gave me a demonstra- mindless bureaucracy and red-tape' that age proved to be a 'nice man, a very nice ti(m of how a faulty lock can occasionally threatened to wilt üieir flowers. Bare man, a very, very...etc* and within sec- snap shut and l'd be vwy happy to repeat Facts was bom! As it grew and grew those onds he put the reccM-d straight Ai^jarrat- the demonstration foranyone who hasn't in authOTiQr gave up dunking biscuits and ly its not the fault of Security who lock-up grasped the fundamentals. However, this actually took (alittle) notice of what it had late at night to prevent nasty little men seemed an unlikely scenario and he to say. running off with our TVs, someone agreed that on occasion the Duty Warden But üiese were the days before innocent should be reopening the rooms in the might fo'get to unlock the docx-, (and who old bureaucracy and red-tape were re- moming. He suggested I see the Court can blame him on a Sunday moming?). placed by a new element tentatively Wardens and asked why P.White hadn't He sugges^ that should you find it named Administratium (Ad), re: BF May had a word with him before writing his locked you should ccmtact the DW who 19th. So it was, with little supprise and very nice, friendly, and complimentary will happily oblige. Mr.Fisher, CW at alot of angCT, that many students found letter? Well to ali that l've got 3 respon- Surrey, was 'unavailable fw comment' the TV rooms locked last Sunday, even ses; but I presume the same is true. If you're after P.White's hCToic ^peal (BF May 1). l'm glad to hear that members of the suffering from withdrawal symptoms and 19th) that they be op^ed. Hope and faith Uni staff read BF even if the students just cannot get a TV room open in time in Bare Facts as the 'axe of some little in- don'L for 'Songs of Fraise*, (le you're a psy- fluence' slipped frxxn the hearts of mil- 2). Notice that I was so impressed I chologist),ring Securit y who may, if they lions. haven't made one reference to the wheel- have nothing bett^ to do, open up for Dispatched by a furious 'She-Editor', clamp (oops). you. (well, you elected her), I dusted off my 3) Yes, good question. Maybe next time the 'best boxing in BF journalist card, (which carries the leg- As I will prove the new BF team will pur- years' is on the telly I won't miss it! Re- end 'Access All Areas' but hasn't carried sue any grievance a student has (within member, if you have a problem and weight with any of the females I've reason) but we do expect the student to neither you nor anyone else can solve it shown it to), donned my trilby and dirty have followed the obvious Channels firsL and you're really, really desperate, near mac and lit up a cheap cigar. As you may At least show the worid that a little com- suicidai, then maybe you can cali in the have realised I model myself on the Reet monsense and intelligence are required newly refitted BF Ed team, (and inflict street image, rather than the 'mobile for admittance to Surrey. Then, if you another article like this one on an unsus- phone, fast car and ring-through-the- can't get a solution cali in 'da muscle'. pecting world). nose' style of W^pingtheunicHis. I was Lecture ends. COCKROACH the investigative reporter ordered on an- Off I trundied to see the respective Court BELLRINGING SOCIETY PUB Last Friday we all sat waitinTOUg in the anRd wen t Oout foFr a curry OXFOR. Boy, do they van inD time fo r opening time at the onion. Union for Tim who was late, and so we make 'em good and hot in Oxford! (Did List of establishments visited: missed the beers. Then we dashed to Ox- you know that the houses stili have out- 1. White Hart, Wytham 2. TurfTavem ford very fast as the pubs had already op- side loos in OxfOTd? - at least the loo roll 3. The Fishes 4. Curry House in North ened. When we got there we had to suffer is nice and cool. Say no more...) HinkseyS. Simon's Mum's house 6. If- the Morrell's (eeurgh!) and seeing lots of Lots of good ringing practice. Ali the fley Bell tower 7. Marston Bell tow» 8. Oxford students in the pub - and what an ropes were very long (good job Simon's WolvercoteBelltower9. North Hinksey ugly lot they are. (BTl^. a mountaineer - didn't know you could Bell tower 10. St Aldgates Bell tower 11. Saturday moming, up VERY early so mount an eer...). Tim rang one beli on his Cowley Bell toww 12. Garsingtcm Bell Simon's mum could cook our breakfast knees. tOWCT (yuml), then unf

Featuring: jyjy word! What a fun packed wee- Railroad Earth, The Ha Ha Men and every Sunday 7 till 9PM on 1602, not to PYROTECHNIC PECULIARITIES - (anyone want a light?) kend! Commencing with the casting McCarthy at the Buzz Qub, Aldershot. be missed as those soul boys are trying to J.R.HOUDINI II JUNIOR - (escapologist extraordinaire!) of votes and the filling of posi- Green in our very own Union and fmally take over our slot!! tions(ooeer!), congrí are in order to the a trip to the hideously trendy "Dingwalls" Finally...We're pround to posent the IN- THE MAVERICK WURLITZER BIG BAND - (spectacular!) dynamic team which was duly assem- to see The Century Boys(!), Prudes and SPIRAL CARPETS (currenüy No.l in bled. Debby(chairperson), Claire(Treas- the current fav THE STONE ROSES. A the indie charts) supported by The Rain a JOHN AND TIM - (the juggling duo, back on home ground) urer), Jo(Secretary) & Sarah(Publicity). veritable no wave weekend. truly excellent evening for a mere two Abetter team could not have been elected And so what's coming up (cue VIZ type pounds. There treatens tobe abig turnout + OVER 6 OTHER GREAT ACTS. to guide next year's foundlings into the noises).... don'tbeshy, haveabreak from from the colleges in town for this one so world of indie pop and the alternative revison get to the No Wave Meetings on get there early to avoid disappoint- U.S.BASES will also be performing throughout the day in scene. On the music front a whole host of Thursdays at 6PM in the Barclays ment(but not the cliches!) and have a their (un)usual styles! happening bands were seen to be heard... Room(tiiat funny bit behind the stage). Groovy Time! Blue Aeroplanes & R.E.M atPortsmouth, Don't forget the Radioshow this week. SHOULD BE PERFORMED IN THE AMPHITHEATRE OR IN Join the Bare facts stuffing club THE LOWER BAR IF IT'S PriNG DOWN! 8 Friday 26th May 1989 BARE FACTS BARE FACTS Friday 26th May 1989 9 Arts & Reviews At The Flicks With Pete 'n' Phil a redneck tumed FBI agent investigating the murder of civil rights activists in Mis- Daily at 1.20 3.50 6.20 sissippi in 1964. While it's not exactly Fresh from its recent successTw in the Wesot GeoffreLittly Daviese is th eTraveller romantic, adven- ster, Miss sEmil y BrenL ODEON, EPSOM historically accurate aiKl shows, wrongly, End, Agatha Christie's classic whodun- turous cavalier. Captain Lombard; a man Overall the play lacks the cohesion of its ROAD white people solving black's problems it EVENINGS AT 9.00 : A nit, "..And Then There Were None" has of unflappable mettle(he has a suit of ar- West End predecessors, and besides. is also a frightening, impassimed scream NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST been enthralling audiences for the past mour?), and a sense of humour to match. Heaths James is no substitute for Glynis against racism and bigotry. The director IV (18) week at the Yvonne Amaud Theatre, Geoffrey Toone plays General "Gin tot- Barber or KooStark. Technically the pro- Fri 26 May for Seven Days does fall into the usual trap of introduc- Guildford. ting" Mackenzie, straight from Flanders, duction was fìrst-class, but the intimacy ing violence when the action starts to flag, Lock up your daughters! Bad Boy Fred- Set on a remote Devon island in the and still fighting the battle. and atmosph^e of the Duke of York Screen 1 : COCOON : THE and quite honestly, once you've seen one dy is bxk! OK for the fans, who reckon 1930's, the play brings together ten dis- Heather James is stylish, sumptuous, Theatre has not been successfully repro- RETURN (PG) burning building you've seen them all. A it's the best yet, tmt the uninitiated may parate travel]^ who share indirect re- striking, swinging and above all, Mr duced at the Amaud-an unfortunate fac- little would have been enough and a find it a bit on the ballsaching side. A^ sponsibility for murder. UJ^. Owen, the Owen's secretary. The unmistakable tor that didn't help the audience Another sequel, amazingly enough. tighter and shorter film would have been with most modem horror, never mind the "unknovm host", is the omnipotent power aroma of dead pig was provided by David empathise with the average cast in an Those sprightly geriatrics who found a better film. Despite that, it's still poss- quality, feel the technology (roughly who seeks their atonement through grim Thorpe, the "Üve fra* today, bugger to- average play. youth and rediscovered the joys of seri- ibly Paricer's best yet. translated : "eeee the effects are good and grisly death. morrow-public playboy racer" type, Holden and Spooly ous snugglebunnies in the first film come like!"). Christie's woics belong to that school of whose amusing character is never S home re-examine their decision to Daily at 2.005.00 8.15 Englishness which emphasises and allowed to fully fatten.(Shame,because PS. Spooly thinks that the play as written leave Earth for the promise of immor- ironises (what??) the stiff upper lip atti- we could have had bacon then,couldn't is wizaid. tality on the planet Antarea. The original Screen 4 : DANGEROUS tudes of the Raj. This is the main delight we,Andy?) PPS. Spooly thinks the production is just cast also return including Steve Gutten- Screen 3: MATINEES LIASONS (IS) in a production of striking individual per- Other notable performances include not cricket. berg, Don Ameche and Maureen Staple- ONLY : WITHOUT A formances, cameoing those illustrious Lewis Jones and Judy Wilson as the Har- PPPS. Holden thinks nothing of Spooly's ton. If you liked the first one, then go see A deserved Oscar winn^ that warns us of bastions of the empire. ley Street doctor, and the soulless spin- comments. CLUE (PG) the fate that awaits those who play de- it Simple as that vious sexual games with the lives of in- Yet another dreary Sherlock Holmes nocents. John Malkovich and Glenn THE STONE ROSES - LIVE AT DaUy at 1.10 3.40 6,108.40 spoof following in the footsteps of the Close excell as the 18th century prota- similarly hapless "Hound Of The Basker- gonists in this elegant and superb IcK^ng Screen 2 : MISSISSIPPI villes" and "The Adventures Of Sherlock adaptation of Christopher Hampton's DINGWALLS Holmes' Smarter Brother". This film long running stage production. A little on J[t*s ll.(X)pm and Camden Lock's very and complete headcase, of the aptly music induced trance eventually swmg- BURNING (18) would have us believe that not only was the long side, but worth queueing up with tr^dy and very sweaty Dingwalls is named "Stone(d) Roses" ringing a hand- ing from the pipes above the stage know- Holmes both drunk and stupid but Wat- the hoardes of crumblies for. seething with bowl haircuts and Inspirai bell as the dry ice clears, like some de- ing that what ever he does tonight, he'll Brit director Alan Paiker forsakes his son was really the clever one. A good joke Carpets T-shirts.The lights dim, the bxk- ranged Mancunian Quasimodo is enough not lose the respact of the 300people who subtle as a ten ton truck technique for a maybe but it seems to be the only ont this ing music fades, a massive roar goes up to let us know what kind of night we're in managed to get in. far more restrained subtle as a brick one movie can must^. Ben Kingsley and Mi- Daily at 2.15 5.15 8.00 but the band refuse to come on for another for. "I Wanna Be Adored" he sings, and this here. And in doing so, allows Gene Hack- cheal Caine do their utmost to stretch it fifteen minutes by which time the crowd While the band go through such classics evening, without doubt, he is. man to give an excellent performance as out though. are almost as woilced up as an eight year as "Made of Stone", "She Bangs The ALEXC old at a Jason Donovan concert Drums", and "I Am The Ressurection", The apparition of Ian Brown, lead singer Ian Brown goes deeper and deetJer into a Enjoy WRITE AN TAMPOPO yourself at AETICLE the Freefest ABOUT TAMPOPO " - AWHAT A REVIEif this is the best the WTokyo appea r to be men •nSpirOi LOAD OF NOODLES! Japanese film industry can and they are all chauvinists. FREE-FEST I can sympathize with produce then I suggest they Two hours is a long time those many people who left pack up and stick to making when you're bored out of from the Sunday night (and cars ! your mind. For those of you carpets WEEKEND FOR probably Monday night ) I learnt four things when who missed the film - OP.U. ¿howings of' TAM- waU^hing the film : you're the lucky cKies! This POPO'. 1) you must never eat a is one film which would plus US Those of us who stayed the bowl of noodles without have been better without two hours to the end were first caressing them with the subtitles. RAIN unable to move because we tips of your chop sticks ! O.F.U. - you're out of ^ plus were ovwcwne by a 2) Japenese women taste touch! Roll on Eddie INDIE SOUNDS YOU BUNCH mixture of incomprehen- betta" when seasoned with Murphy and "Coming to Wednesday 31 st May Lower Bar sion, amazement and disbe- salt and pepper and/or America"- at least it'll be in Doors open 8pm lief. I have never seen such dipped in cream ! English. First band 8.30pm OFLAZY a load of c**p in all my life 3) 99% of the population of P. RUPP, 3rd yrH&C. Admission £2 BASTARDS BARE FACTS Friday 26th May 1989 11 ..and there's just so many of them! Soul Club Just a quickie this week^as it is Pckin ANY society please note that due to the tice (They grabbed Roge 50 minutes hot outside, and also I think I've written lack of response to my request for so- AFTER the disko was supposed to have enough elsewhere in BF. cieties to match the highest donation at started) !!! Thanks to everyone for another pretty the Hillsborough do, we have decided to That's about it Dcm't forget, if there are good disco last Wed. nite, but after the place a ceiling of forty pounds on this. any ideas out there for the HDA do on the showing in the competition I think I'll Surely your society can afford forty quid 3rd, MAIL SOULCLUB. The same goes keep the theme nights to the Hall Bar in if one person manages to donate it! More for the clubs and societies who have NOT future. Bobby Brown tickets are a bit of a about that nite elsewhere in this weeks BOTHERED to reply yet Yours p*ss*d disaster! Wembley are refusing to sell us BF, and more details to follow when the off with Surrey apathy, more than four, but we are trying to get prizes and fund raisers have been H- Jon round this one at the moment We may nalised. have to get s(xne from a booking agency, Oh, by the way, thanks to Chi Rho for but that will be a last resort booking us on Friday. Sorry we had to Oo's in the 'ouse eh Clive (Rob G) Can any committee members &x)m charge so much, but it was a bit shc»t no-

run through the posts up for grabs and ^ot much to say really except that Folk Club AGM deal with any questions you might have. Nothing By Chance are unfortunate- The present Committee will hand over to One final point: Last Tuesday at the ly unavailable in June due to TV commit- the new Committee sometime in June. Nothing By Chance gig, Keith Donnelly ments, at least as a six-piece. That'saboutalllknowforthetimebeing! lost his capo. If anyone found it could JJowever, there is a possibility of get- If all those people who have expressed an they please see Axl, the Crew Manager, ting them back for a freeby gig as a interest in helping run the Club next year or me, at one of the Committee Meetings. duo in the last we^ of term probably could please come to our Committee Thanks very much! Tues. 27th June). Keep an eye out in BF Meetings on Thursdays 1pm, by the That's all Folkies, for details. Union Stage. This way, we'll be able to Terry

iust a short one this week. Firstiy, a few Show. Undoubtedly the most upfront An important note to Union societies. changes to the schedule printed a few chart around, it's several weeks in front You will soon be getting a letter from us weeks ago. Our thanks to Chris Moore, of the "Radio 1" or "Network kkkkkk in your U/PH. This will ask you to give who has now moved on. Paul Widdow- mix...xix" charts! us information about your society and son has been extended (Fnair, Fnarr) to Freebee Time! also to keep us informed about any spe- fill his slot! Also, the Monday Brekkie As promised here's a competition. We cial events you organise as they come Show id now hosted by Fred "Funky may not be able to match Capital Radio along (e.g. Lower bar Disco's etc). Please Jukebox" Marden, to allow Richard Vik- in giving away 5000 pounds, but you can support this as the info you give us will ing to revise (boring!). get your ooh-where-on-earth-have-you- be broadcast on air as part of our Campus So, I can hear you asking your pet gerbil, been-putting-those-grubby hands on the What's On service for students. what's all this "Funky Jukebox" busi- new Cult álbum. Finally, our engineers have been hard at ness? Our man of music, Fred hosts a Questíon: What was the cult's first top it(!), and URS can now be picked up well show in which YOU, the listeners (thanks 40 hit? on 1602am all over campus so noexcuses to both of you) get the chance to vote on Written answers in the URS U/PH. First for not listening. this week's new releases. Check it out this correct answer drawn Tuesday Lunch- Good luck to those of you with exams Saturday at 10am and if you fancy taking time wins a copy of the álbum "Sonic comming up. part drop us a line. Immediately follow- Temple" and the runner-up wins a copy John ing the Funky Juke Box is the URS Chart of the single "Firewoman". willing to help with these debates or if bate concering the issue of the Poll Tax. DEBATING there is any club or society who would We are looking for people who would be SOCIETY like to hold a debate and wants some help willing to speak either for or against the with advertising cw even providing spea- motion. If any body is interest again This society which was reformed at the kers please leave a note in our union pi- please leave a note in our pigeon hole. start of this year sets up and helps other goen hole. societies set up debates on various topics. We have been asked by the Guildford We are looking for people who would be AgainstThe Poll Tax group to set up a de- 12 Friday 26th May 1989 BARE FACTS Hillsborough Disaster Appeal FREE DISKO With Soul Club No Wave Radio Surrey Crew Rock Club Rugby Club Ents Anyone else? SAT 3rd JUNE Lower Bar 5.30 - ll.OOpm Donations on the door Sponsored piss-up Raffles,auctions More details around Union and in next week's Bare Facts All proceeds to the HDA fund THANKS TO BF FOR GIVING THIS SPACE FREE OF CHARGE. JEWISH SOCIETY FRIDAY 26th MAY EVERYBODY WELCOME

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Sun, sea, sand... YeHducaticmaleEslablishmente "Sussex staged by a locai acting company, as pan ...and lots of ice cream. It was Saturday UnivCTsity", so that we could have some- of the Brighton "Sense of Freedom" Fes- lunchtime, and your very o wn Uni vwsity where cheap (ihat is FREE) and comfort- tival. It was concemed with the attitudes Gaysoc. gatheréd togethor co make its able (i.e. carpeted) to stay ovemighL towards sexuality in an all-girls school, way down to the coast. We got to the sta- Fwtunately our contacts lived only me- and that of a Lesbian teacher, and moth^, ti(xi (quite an achievement) only to be tres away from the station, on the edge of trying to win custody of her daughter. An caught up in the ravages of a Brìtish Rai! the town (or is that city?) centre. So, they excellent play. cancellation. So, aft^ having had a nice, bid US welcome and gave us the lowdown To round off the evening we had a drink cool, long drink relaxing in a pub, we on the area, man, so that we could dig the in a very crowded pub, and then got down jumped on the first train to Gatwick for hotspots without suffering the humilia- to a real good beat at a rath^ good disco- ninety-seven years. ti(m of a particularly baaad caf. theque, yaa. By three a.m. it was defmite- The plans had changed: Brìghton was no After wandering through the somewhat ly time for beddy-byes. Next moming we more, and instead we were on our way out strange "Pavilions" (it's amazing what got a suiprisingly punctual chuff-chu^, of this country to a land beyond, and into they can do with plasticine nowadays...) and headed for home. We couldn't, how- the balmy heat of the tropics. To be hon- we left India behind to fmd the famous evCT, resist the temptation of double-cho- est with you that's a bit of a lie; Gatwick Brighton Pier. Oooh, was it nice: Sun, colate coddes on Uie way, so Gatwick Airport was where we changed trains to sea, sand, and lots of ice cream, dozing in Airport saw host to us again. Maybe next get on to the Brìghton Express (Express a deckchair as the sun lowered toward the year we'll get out of the departures what? Express delay...). We made it! blue-green horizon. It couidn't last for lounge and onto the runway: You'll have Four o'clock in the aftemoon and we'd fl- evCT though, as we were due at the theatre to come along and flnd ouL nally got to the coast. The fìrst thing we in only half an hour. Culture you see, oh Eliot Love!!. had, just had to do, was make contact with yes: A play called "Neaptide" was being RIP SquifTy TfiesceSeTi&oSer«

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AumJi Bi^ ^^^Jr^ Ybu AVli- sSCiUTO ut> toGfn . vivisicoomsrv (StlUUGr SDifir uernv^ itJ IN PM> TwRDWAtoÌMY'. .J/mt, arsawfw Jfigmu A S unuAHienyKiQCw OMftiCM Foft u^ OF AOOTe TttÈ'SviVa&WTKr &jr ACM^Gvr A^OtACÒH OF 14 Friday 26th May 1989 BARE FACTS Notices R.S.WUliams, read your mail! A.G.M.s Lost P & M Detective Aguicy - Matchmak- ing a Speciality Just give us the name Keep the 20 quid just give me back my wallet - and within a week we will have a com- ANIMAL WELFARE AGM - 7.00pm on black fold over wallet with loads of cards etc. plete dossier on the women of your Tuesday May 30th (noi 28th) in the Nel- Lost on the path from Cath Court to the shop.. dreams. We supply complete weekly ti- son Mandela Committee Room. Hand it in to the Union metable.past boyfriends, and her fa- GREENPEACE AGM - In the Nelson vourite social venues. Contact us on Mandela Committee Room at 7.15pm on Cathsoc Level 25. NB Concert connections Tuesday May 30th available-please ask for détails, RAILSCX: AGM Tuesday 30th May In Fri May 2617:15 CathSoc Mass - Quiet Centre, you're so fat fatty love E.I.M.2 Lth At 7pra. Channel Tunnel Presenta- Chi-Rho luch 13.00. Jules...don't be faint-hearted,blood is tion. All Members Please Attend. Every- Sat Mai 27 Noon Mass at More House - lunch. the eternai transport system of life to a body Welcome ! Sun May 28 11:15 Mass-Lady Chapel. foUy of sainsbury sh(^pers...k>ve tyson STAG HILL ANGLING SOCIETY Mcm May 29 Spring Bank Holiday No Mass your teddy AGM. Lecture theatre B Friday 26th May at University. Hamid: What's a K6 got that a K21 at l.OOpm. All new members welcome. Tue May 30 17:15 Mass in LT J. hasn't?! Phil (GC) :we got you a men- MOUNTAINEERING CLUB AGM. ThuJUN 1 No Mass. tion in the article somehow! Tuesday 13th June. 7.00pm at Sports Hall Send-21, Thanx 4 the note - pity we bar. DISCO OR DATCO didn't meet - Let's try again scnnetime soon Write me another of your notes to POWERHOUSE DISCOS.With over 2000W finalise things. Luv Paul MOUNTAIN BIKE - Falcon Com- of lighting, a vast collection of records and a BLOODY HELL, WHAT A RAINY mando - BRAND NEW - ridden high perfOTmance sound system, we are the hot- DAY - Miles & RobH once! ONLY £160 - A bargain. test independent disco on campus.Lower Man shall not shower alone,right Hairy ? Golf GTi 16 valve fnres sale. Con- bar/Reception discos £40.KUB parties/equip- ....Bev who? tact Mike ShaiTOtt on (025Q 843191 ment hire £25.Bookings should be made early Good luck Phil and Martin on Sat -if you ext 3675 (daytime). to avoid disappointmentSee Clive, Surrey FORD CORTINA, Red, 2.0G1 Auto win, you're booked to play the SUMS 1981 MOT U11990. Taxed 23,000 on Court, Wandle 1 Rm 8. Dinner gig, as a support for Rob G and reconditioned engine, new tyres, his musical teethmarks! good runner. Radio Cassette and PERSONALS Wow, what a great band...just ask all the Alarm. - £695 Helen 4 A Cath Ct Rm groupies!!! 22 Kevvy Darling. Are you jealous? How*s your Look Andy, l'm sorry about putting my other, other, other woman. arm around you! Those chaps who surf wind Deadly Eamest whOBITUARIEo died better. Surrey students sim- In Sthe unlikely event that With yestei^y (22nd May) aged ply do not care about any- anyone should wish to do- just 22 years will not be thing (except themselves). nate flowers it is asked in- GO FOR IT! sorely missed by anyone. His death was eventually stead that they forward A great opportunity is open to all students Well known fw his charit- recorded as a suicide, by a money to pay for his head- to leam the fast,exciting and expanding able deeds and friendly, caring computer that had stone, on which the follow- spot of windsurfing.The Union has even gentle and commonsense gotbored fiÛngpoll-tax re- ing will be inscribed: subsidised the price so we can Ixing you manner, he surprised many tums, and after his brains "Here lie the bits of Dead- this 8 hour beginner's course for a m^ tired campain vet^ans by were scraped from the ly Eamest, 25 poundsPor that you will get the na- attempting to implement pages of the Altemative If only the Students of Sur- tionally recognised RYA certificate of the now defunct 'Disgrâce Prospectus manuscript on rey had carest, competance which is neccessary to sail and Humiliate' technique which he had been work- He might perhaps have on most lakes.All the equipment and wet- (as devised by Tapahy) re: ing. The following was understood more quickly, suits are providedJust put your name BF May 19th. His unchar- found to be written, over The mag from 'Go' was an down on the Windsurfing Club's Notice- acteristic outburst damned and ov^ again, page after impossibili ty. board in the Union lounge and we will students as a "bunch of page: As it is widely known to contact you with possible dates when to apathetic whingeing nose- "BuggCT if l'm doing the evayone, take the two4-hour sessions.Don't delay- drips with less sexual and whole bloody thing on my The students' Wall of sign up today! sociopolitica! concious- own Surrey Students Apathy can eclipse the sun, Of course, if you can already windsurf ness and less stimulating Suck" Surrey Students Suck." then why not join us in our regular trips company than the average No-one attended his Eamest was no poet - but to the l^e just 20 minutes off campus. shed full of chickens." Per- memorial service, unfortu- why should we apologise? We have a full range of equipment and haps it was the hot weather nately the vicar had missed Who cares? Is there any- even wetsuits can be provided. See the or the stress of exam wor- the earlier lunch-time épi- body out there? Club's noticeboard for détails and times. ries but whatever the cause, sode of Neighbours and ANON (C) Deadly should have known wanted to see the wedding. BARE FACTS Friday 26th May 1989 15 SPORTS FACTS means extemal buses are required which welcome to study the past booking diaries SPORTY ON MINI- are sometimes just not available. I have to see just how many non-sporting clubs never said "that's not how it works"- well, have used our transport. BUS WHINGE not conceming the booking procedure At last! (Is anybody still awake?) A point Poor Mr MacLaren! If there's anything anyway. Only recently I had booked a CA I agree with: why make me in charge of than wasting a valuable column bus for every Saturday this tOTn only to minibuses when I could dedicate this of BF space for a whinge on that most ex- be told later it wouidn't be needed. And extra time (over half a day a week) to citing of topics - minibuses- it's when the oh, how easy the job would be if the sys- sports, {H-omotions, facilities and spon- whinge is full of inaccuracies and mis- tem was "basically a lottwy", for then I sors? TTie full time sports administrator truths. If only you'd come and talked to couId just say yes or no once all our buses used to do it, but as she is no longer here me I couid have corrected you, rather than were taken. But how do you know what and because the ladies in the general of- waste the time of myself and BF in print- the system is- you've never been in to see fice have more than their fair share of day ing a reply; but then I forget, "the Sports what effwts are made to provide trans- to day work to do it was deemed a Sports Officer is not often in"- but you've just port. Officer's task. l'm lumbered with it, and walked past my open áo(x on the day of "What about some responsible usage" it's not the type of job anyone else wants- publication and did not enter. And how you say. What's irresponsible about pro- any offers? do all the other clubs and socs seem to get viding the cheapest transport so that ali Finally, phew, just to show that it's not their buses OK if that's the case? clubs and societies can do what they want only in the minibusfield tha t you're sadly (Anyone interested in understanding this to? One minibus of 15 people went to lacking in knowledge, you accuse the reply, and there are some very strange Hull for a competetìve match. Where did Rugby Club of being hooligans. Drunken people around here, are advised to refer you get 50 from? The bus was back in on occasions, yes, but hooligans? With to last wreek's letters.) time for the Hazel Farm shuttle but as Sue their superb playing recwd, well run so- You say you were unable to get buses for VP was unable to see me she wasn't sure cials and money raising successes fOT Community Action. That's rubbish. The if a bus was available and that's why she charity this year, I feel justified in believ- number of people not getting transport took the précaution of calling it of^ On ing that the Rugby Club has done more to when needed this year has bee« in single no other occasion this year has the shutde better Surrey Students' réputation than figures, and these have ALL been those not run due to bus unavailability. oth^ I could mention. requesting it only a few days in advance. So our buses serve "just the sporting Any further whinges please bring to me If such a worthwhile cause as CA want a types", do they? The only pricHity sports in person- all it takes is guts. bus l'm only too happy to provide one, Hughes and have done so for every trip that was clubs have is that TU try to find transport Kevin defínitely on once given suiTicient notice. so they can fulfìll a fixture that's come With only a few days notice it often about at late notice. You're more than SPORTS DINNER AND SURREY LADY COLOURS PRESENTATION FRIDAY 23RD JUNE CRICKETERS (END OF WEEK 9) DO IT WITH A

Vet again there werSMILe smiles 29no)E, 2 wicket s for Cath Fo?< ili round as Surrey Ladies in one innings, a batling aver iqualied the performance of ageof 35 for Alison Kennedy he men's teams , and lost and a Botham-style slog ovei K)th their matches in the the boundary ropes for Jen J.A.U. toumament. However McAIlister, off her first evei )eneath cloudiess blue sky at scoring ball! Other team Bath University the tans were members were Mary Smith .opped up and so was Steve fielding lan Rush- style anc ìverton's wine glass. Gina Cope who played a rhe highlights of the day were "solid, steady game". Grea a long wait outside a petrol pleasure was taken from a SANDOWN PARK - ESHER station at 7.45am (thanks highest evCT innings score o TICKET SALES START IITH MAY notor club for not filling the 88-3 off 9 overs against AVAILABLE FROM SPORTS OFHCE OR ank up!), the first ever in- Bathl, expectations are high LUNCHTIME UNION FOYER STALL ;tance of a Surrey batswoman for a win next year. £19 DURINO MAY etiring having scored too £20.50 THEREAFTER Tiany runs (Helen Ratcliff 16 Friday 26th May 1989 BARE FACTS Sports Hall Timetables AEROBICS for the faint-hearted. into fitness in a diiTerent Mon 5.30pin Trish Sun 11-12 Omar Namor climate. Deerham Great Hall 50p Thürs l.OOpm Lucy Clark 50p Dynamic dancing FITNESS AND Hall B 50p A kinder from the irrepressible BREAKFAST FIT- session involving more Trish!!! Stretch and movement to Tues l.OOpm Ralie Joseph NESS music. Tues & Fri 7.00am John CIRCUIT TRAIN- Hall B 50p Perrin Sports Hall Wed 5.30pm Ralie Joseph (1.50 Breakfast) Student ING Great Hall 50pA 50p Staff 1.00 One for the Mon.,Tues.,Thürs 5.20pm unique blend of stretch, early riser - or the late to Derek Evans Sports Hall movement and fitness 50p Needs no explanation! with a smile from our man bed! Breakfast is an Weight training equipment - available with the powerful optional extra. after induction course, prìce £S5. See Tues 7.00pm Trish spOTts hall for details. personality.(?) GET YOURSELF INTO SHAPE AT Fri l.OOpm Omar Namor Trowbridge Hall B THE SPORTS HALL!!! Hall B 50p More fitness 50p An unusual 'club' Veronica Graufurd based than the others - not atmosphere to ease you

who, despite heavy heckling, catalogued was gi vMi to Alistair Nunn(insinictor) for GLIDING CLUB the Club's infamous history over the past being the instructor with the most GROUNDED AT HOG'S few years. [!] "bottle", due to him sending people solo BACK HOTEL Various awards were presented to some and a memorable night-time beat-up past Weary from a hard days aviating, undeserving members of the Club for the clubhouse! the Gliding Club exchanged flying their achievements in certain areas. The evening ended with many bodies suits for dinner suits and con- Shields were awarded to solo pilots piled in a comer in various stages of un- Hamid Mahde (chairman), Paul Kirk- consciousness (namely Phil Nether- verged at the Hog*s Back Hotel for ham(social secretary) and Martin Tor- wood(treasurer)!!)! its inaugural dinner after 15 years bet(?). Engraved tan^ds were presented The event is to become an annual occur- of existence! This auspicious oc- to Hamid Mahde(f(x achieving so many ance to be held at least once a year - so casion took place on 14th May certificates in so short a time, and for rush out and buy a ticket now! ! ! 1989 with 50 members and friends making so many inHuential fiiends!) and N.B. The Brunt Trophy , for the maxi- in attendance. to Simon Larkin (for many hours of in- mum gain in height, has been held for After a sumptuous feast we were re- structing and risking life and limb in the the last two years by our instructor Simon warded with an ^toiaining and humor- hands of his recieved a model car and Larkin.- coming to a trophy cabinet near ous speechfirom ou r guest speak^ Terry glider-trailer after several jack-knifíng you SOON!! Joint (Chief Flying Instructor, Lasham) incidents! Thefinal award , a pint of milk, LAURA HOOD-WILLIAMS. Ali aboard the Orienteering Express ORIENTEERINGOrienieering is a spat where competitors na- choice. vigate their way at their own pace between control points on a Sound interesting? Well, now is your chance to get involved. If special map. An orienteering course varies in length from about you would like to get involved with a NEW ORIENTEERING 2km, with 6 to 10 control points FW beginners, to OVCT 12km for CLUB for next term then please contact the sports officer as soon experienced orienteers. Everyone has a separate start time on as possible or add your name to the list in the Union Lounge. If their course and hence, unlike running, it is not a race to be first you like excitement, ftesh air and exploring the countryside, then past the post The winner will be the person with the fastest time, orienteering could be the sport for you! ! ! ! but that is not known until all the individual times have been Andy Nethefwood worked out. There is no indication, as you finish, of how well or badly you have done! Choosing your own route and going at your own pace, means that whatever your level of fitness, all can get enjoyment fix)m participating on the course of their