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By Clare Lyons Cooper said it took him 10 seconds to when you see something like that" He said he continued to apply pressure to handled the situation. Nf!ws ffttUteS Editor make it to the scene of Thursday's Cooper, a biology major, said he has the artery, but Mancini was "most defmitely Cooper said. '7hank God that he didn't Greg Cooper (AS FR) was standing in motorcycle accident which left Mancini's never taken a First Aid course. but he still bleeding." bleed to death before the paramedics got his Dickinson E donn room when he heard hand severely injured, a tendon in his leg knows a person can die in six minutes when Mancini's mother said when she first there." the squeal of car brakes. pulled, and caused him to be Medi-vacced they are bleeding as much as Mancini was. saw him he was lying on a stack of towels Cooper said time was distorted for him When he turned to look out his window by helicopter to Christiana Hospital. "I guess [Mancini) thought he was gonna 1.5 feet high, soaked with blood. She said during the incident, but the paramedics he saw a man's body "flying "across the By that time, Cooper said Mancini was die," Cooper said "He was saying. 'Oh, my her son's doctor told her that during the seemed to get to the scene very quickly. street. lying in a pool of blood. God, oh my God'" course of the night Mancini lost half his He has talked to Mancini, who has been "Call 911," Cooper shouted, as he ran Cooper said he grabbed Mancini's Cooper said Mancini was in a lot of pain blood. at home in New Jersey since the day after down the stairs. making his way as quickly mangled wrist, put pressure on a severed and was yelling aloud, but he was fairly "H it hadn't been for Greg and [Officer Easter, and said he is in good spirits. as possible to the street artery and slowed the flow 'of blood, which coherent. John) Hartsky, he wouldn't be here," Mrs. Mancini said her son will undergo About halfway there, however, he said was spurting like a fountain. A crowd gathered around them and Mancini's mother said. "I'm just thankful 12 weeks of intensive hand and leg therapy, he realized the man was his friend, "I don't know how I knew what to do," Cooper continued talking to Mancini as he that he's alive." but the long-term results of Mancini's Raymood Mancini (AS SR). Cooper said. "That's just your frrst reaction waited for the paramedics to arrive. Hartsky was the officer on the scene who injury have yet to be determined.

Sigma Nu City violates prepares fire codes Fire Marshal closes for King fraternity, inspectors discover narcotics verdict By E. janene Nolan and Wilmington Police Rob Wherry St~ff Reporters expect the worst After releasing illegal fireworks and setting off the By Mindy Maslynsky third floor fire alarm Tuesday AS!istant Feilures Editor night, 31 Sigma Nu fraternity With the nation holding its breath brothers were evicted from their for the verdict in the federal civil residence due to numerous fire rights trial of Rodney King, officials code violations, said Lt. Joel in Delaware said the state is Ivory of Public Safety. preparing for the aftermath of the Upon investigation of the decision. alarm, Ivory said, officials Church services and peace rallies discovered many violations and have been held throughout the contacted the university fire Wilmington community in efforts to marshal. maintain what most people think will During the initial search be a nonviolent reaction to the through the house, the verdict. investigating officers noticed Wilmington Mayor James H. drug paraphernalia, along with Sills, the city's first black mayor, more fireworks, Ivory said. THE REVIEW/ Walter M . Eberz and local clergy joined dozens of This led to the officers Spring Fever! A professor teaches her students the finer points of tanning Wednesday afternoon as they enjoy the sunny other Wilmington residents in the obtaining a search warrant, weather and take a break from class on the yard in front of Penny Hall. city's Rodney Square to pray for which allowed them to make a peace among races regardless of the thorough search of the premises. trial's decision. Dean of Students Timothy Fifty-four deaths and more than Brooks, who was present at the $1 billion in damages to Los Angeles search, said because of the resulted from the original acquittal severity of the situation, he of four police officers accused of requested Vice President for U D matches wits with the Brits beating motorist Rodney King. Student Life Stuart Sharkey and The beating, which was recorded President David P. Roselle be on on videotape by an observer with a the scene. By Oliara DiRenzo block the English Olannel. and mention opposition and audience aware that ''we "measures that just don't meet the need camcorder, took place March 3, Brooks said, "I was concerned C..,yfdirnt of a m:ently acquired speeding ticJcet by are not vaguely annoyed by PC, but we magnitude." 1991 after King was stopped for with the students' welfare," and Wops, Kikes, Niggers, Gooks and arother nenber. despise it" In opposition. Jen Jolmson (AS JR) speeding. added he was there to make sure Hon1des. Once the debate was underway, Jdlmm fought for the oorxlemnation encouraged the use of language As the nation awaits the outcome the men would be able to find Italian, Jewish, African. Japanese and audience members and debaters could mPC on the grounds that it restricts the alternatives so as not to offem others.. from the federal civil rights trial of other accommodations. Caucasians. offer "points of infonnation." which individuality of thought "The proposition will have you the officers, many predict violence Ivory said the department of Either way it's said, students from the permits them to interrupt the speech "PC is pure censorship," she said, believe that PC will become the thought will occur again if the verdict is Housing and Residence Life will university, Oxford University Union with an opposing viewpoint or a "and is in violation of the First police and have the power to control innocent. Officials in Delaware, take on the responsibility of Debating Society and audience humoroos (Drase to shake the speaker. Amendment" their sacred world," Jolmson said. however, do not foresee any finding on-campus housing for members mixed wits Monday night in This year, in between sexual jokes She demonstrated her point by Although Johnson said PC is not a problems in the state. the members of the fraternity. the Rodney Room of the Perkins and connotations toward fellow team comparing it to the Texas Chain Saw threal. her teammate annowx:ed that be Mark T. Delmerico, special Barbara Rexwinkel, associate Student Center in the annual Great members, the students argued the Masacre. She said that if som:one were should be one to Johnson's boyfrieOO, assistant to the mayor, said, "In director of Housing and Debale over PC -political correctness. validity of the censorship of language, bleeding to death a bandage (and she Scott LaBarge (AS SR) of the general, we are confident the people Residence Life, said, "We are After informal introductions art and material taught in schools. held up a Curad for the audience to see) }X'OPOSition. in Wilmington will have a aware of the situation, but have cmsisted mcomparisoos to Santa Claus In Maureen Johnson's (AS SR) would not be sufficient to solve the Faces blushed and dirty looks were perspective of the trial they have had only received four requests." in warped reference to sexual inactivity, opening specdl. six: said the p-oposition Jroblem. exclmged when Oxfmi's David Blair in the past. Brooks said the men will be a comparison of an overweight Irish despised PC. She emphasized her Comparatively, she said, the insinuated he had had sexual relations "While we don't expect a see SIGMA NU page A5 team member to a bouy which would house's opinion by making the opposition's steps to promote PC are see MATCHING page A5 see WilMINGTON page A5 ---INDEX--- The Conservative Viewpoint News Analysis ...... •..•..•..•. .A2 Campus Briefs ....•..•...... •• .A2 Phyllis Schlafly calls feminism incompatible with human nature Oassifieds ...... B8 Comics ...... B9 By Shannon Perrine election year as the "Year of the Schlafly said feminists "paint Police Report ...... A2 5Uff112potter Woman" is inaccurate. themselves as victims - even ones Review and Opinion ...... A6 Feminists. "even ones that look "They meant the 'Year of the that look like men." Sports ...... BS like men," depict themselves as Radical Feminist Woman."' she said. She cited the movie "Thelma and Lunatic Ringe •.••.••.••..•.•••.•• .AJ victims who are looking for Schlafly, wearing a navy suit with Louise" as an example of women preferential treatment rather than "pretending they're men." ---Also imide:--­ equal rights, said conservative Violent scenes in the 1991 film columnist Phyllis Schlafly in a speech "The diversity were actually actions many feminists Wilmington job market ....• .A4 Wednesday night. would like to perfonn in reality. FDA changes labeling ...... AJ "Feminism is incompatible with movement is highly Schlafly began her criticism of the Qadlng education reform •.AJ human nature," she said to a crowd in intolerant and Clinton administration by calling Zoe 130 Smith Hall. Baird a "typical feminist" for her She quoted one feminist as saying, totalitarian." explanation of why she dodged taxes "We are becoming the men we once on illegal immigrants she hired, a wanted to marry. - Phyllis Schlafly charge that ruined her nomination as "Feminists want to have it both attorney general. ways." pearl buttons closing a laced collar "I left it up to my husband," Schlafly packed in more than 400 around her neck, said priorities of Schlafly quoted Baird as saying. spectators for her speech titled, "Do feminists are ''the gay/lesbian 88enda. Another "typical feminist" to You Want to Be A Feminist or Would the Equal Rights Amertdment, Schlafly is Hillary Rodham Clinton. You Like to Marry One?" government financed day care, Schlafly said the American people Speaking of the woman's role in women in COmbat. and quota hiring." have been "handed propaganda about the military, Schlafly said feminists Sponsored by Young Americans this capable lawyer ... but she wants fiJ'St wanted to be sent into baltic. but for Freedom, UD Conservative special treatment because she's the changed their stance by saying they Coalition, Students for Ufe and a host Fust Lady." Buell, Tennis bounce wanted to have the option to flghL of other groups, Schlafly's speech Schlafly said when people ask her hapless Drael, page B5 "That's not equal rights," she said. provoked applause, grumbles. cheers if the United States will ever elect a TliE REVIEW /Mulmilliln Gn!tJdl "That's preferential treatment" and jeers from an audience split aloog woman president. she says, MVfe have Conservative columnist Phyllis Schlafly wean an oven mitt given to She said that c lling the 1993 conservative and liberal lines. see SOILAFLY pase M her by an audienc:f member to help handle her 'hot' topic, 0: ~ A2 • THE REVIEW. April 16, 1993 News Analysis Document questions fate of Vietnam POWs

By Candace J. Lewis percent at times. Chronicle of Women's Award-winning author Conrrlburins Ediror "[Vietnam's] economy is flat Rights Movement on gives sampling of Twenty years ago this month, on its back," said James Oliver, works the last of 591 American prisoners professor of political science. display in library of war (POW) were released from "It • s in desperate need of The university's first English North Vietnam. external aid and investment," The intersection of the department graduate to win a Hanoi bas continued to Oliver said. abolitionist movement and the major literary award returned maintain that no more POWs were In light of the possibility of women's rights movement in the Tuesday night to read part of her held after the end of the war. improved economic ties, United States during the latter new novel and one of her short However, a document alleging Vietnamese officials were part of the 19th century caused stories to students and faculty at that North Vietnamese officials cooperative with a Senate both unity and segregation Memorial ball. secretly held more than 800 more investigation Into POW affairs towards the cause, Carol Jane McCafferty, a Delaware prisoners than it acknowledged in last year, providing access to Rudisell, associate librarian said. native and 1983 university 1972 was released by Moscow in previously secret documents. · On display in the library graduate, read selections from February. Although Vietnam's need for through April23 is "Voices of her works to about 75 people, Discovered in the archives of economic growth places the Suffrage: Race and the American including a few former the Soviet Communist Party, the United States in a powerful Women's Suffrage Movement," professors whom she described September 1972 report claims position to demand more which depicts the intersection as "friends that I miss." Hanoi held 1,205 American information regarding the and struggles of the two McCafferty won the 1992 prisoners at that time, although it document, economic pressures movements. Drue Heinz Literature Prize publicly accounted for only 368. cannot be considered as the Rudisell, the innovator of the from the University of Pittsburgh The document, currently under United States' trump card in display. said in the early stages for her book Director of the close scrutiny by Pentagon resolving the POW issue. of the women's suffrage World and Other Stories, which officials, calls into question the Campbell said, "(The movement, abolitionists was published by the University · unaccounted fates of more than Vietnamese] won't sell their supported their call for universal of Pittsburgh Press in 2,200 servicemen, as well as the national soul down the river." suffrage. conjunction with the award. truth of North Vietnam's Vietnam, he said, cannot be , However, she said, through Based on a national reparation of all American POWs. expected to "grbvel" or to "beg" the introductions of the 14th and competition, the award is given THE RMEWWalter M. Eben Certain aspects of the report from the United States. 15th amendments, which did not to young writers with one Singer Larry Roney entertains the crowd at The Scrounge remain dubious and subject to The Clinton administration include women, "the language of published book or three stories Wednesday nlghL investigation. For example, cannot afford to impede the women's rights movement published in national magazines. several prisoners' names on the normalization efforts in order to took a real turn and became very McCafferty's stories have ·figure out what to do with their controversial issues effecting the report fail to correspond with any further investigate POW issues. openly hostile towards blacks been published in Mademoiselle losses," she said. university community. POW/MIA prisoners' names in According to Oliver, it has and foreign born Americans." magazine, and journals such as Tony Varallo (AS SR) said he Monday's program will Pentagon records. been a "widely held view in the Susan Brynteson, director of the The New England Review can relate to McCafferty's work. address the issue of "hate Political science professor Department of Defense that the libraties, said "It's important to and The Seattle Review. Two of "She's a good writer. She speech" and whether or not it Kenneth J. Campbell said be was POW issue was not going to be see how people have worked her stories were listed in the writes about everyday situations should be restricted on campus "highly skeptical" about the solved" to the satisfaction of together and how differences 1991 Best American Short that you can identify with." be by speech codes. Also at issue document's veracity. many POW /MIA activists. have emerged." Stories Anthology. said. will be the concerns of minority Although its validity must be Campbell said, "In the final Rudisell said the exhibit is Her stories, as described by a groups and individuals as to how thoroughly investigated, the analysis, I think there's only so necessary for one to judge for the Drue Heinz award, they are spoken to by other&. document's discovery should not much that can be done." acknowledge their own biases deal with madness, desertion, Delaware Dialogue Speakers will include Judith further impede .. normalized" Citizens' demands that and prejudices based on their lost children, lost lovers and the series to examine free Roof, associate professor of relations with Vietnam which bad administrations address the POW own experiences. "rich substance of inner lives." English, and James Magee, deteriorated following the war. issue have largely fueled what has "We're probably as separated Bernard Kaplan, an associate speech on campus associate professor of political Campbell said he believes the been done to conclude POW as we've ever been," she said, English professor, said "[the science. Psychology professor validity could be investigated investigations. "because the issue of race hasn't stories] are about people caught James Jones will act as - while the United States "moves see VIETNAM JJC18e A4 been resolved. We've had band­ in awkward situations in life." The Delaware Dialogue series, quickly toward normalization. scheduled for 7:30p.m. Aprill9, moderator. Several student aid solutions but we've never McCafferty said her work panelists will also be present. Such normalization would gotten to the root of the cause of evolves as she writes. in 120 Smith Hall, will focus on entail lifting a long-standing trade this year's theme This event is sponsored by the race or racism." "I get the ideas in the process of "Creating embargo against Vietnam, an Community Through Different University Honors Program and The display is located in the of writing," she said, adding that the Office of the Provost. action highly favorable to that first floor exhibition area of the the stories "shape themselves" Dialogues." country. The Delaware Dialogue series library. after being encouraged by a According to The Economist, was developed last spring to Compiled by }en Lyons, Peter voice or image of someone. since 1973, Vietnam has suffered provide a forum for discussion of Butkosky, jennifer Post and They are about people "trying to Deena Gitaitis inflation rates up to 487 percent and widening trade deficits with export/ import ratios below 35 r------~------are you short on cash? 1 Police Reports : With the end of the school year in sight, is your cash flow starting to: trun dry? if so, ICT Group, Inc. has the perfect cure for you! 1 Police link Police said. : We have ideal part-time jobs available immediately for individuals to: Police said they arrived at trespassing the scene when the individuals lmake calls on behalf of our Fortune 500 clients. We have many flexiblet incidents were halfway up the siren tower, which is designed to :shifts available in our convenient Newark office. 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(J02) 8)1•1396 Aetna Hose, Hook and Ladder Co. on Academy Street early CoJ¥'1ght1993 Wednesday morning, Newark The Review April16, 1993 • THE REVIEW • A3 Lunatic FDA orders new birth control labels Updated versions will include warnings about AIDS, sexually transmitted diseases Ringe By Uz Lardaro Packaging of latex condoms, means by which to reach them helpful and beneficial to the labeling, she said, including Allodat• NN/1 Edit« the only product currently with information about how to patient," Lassen said. Norplant, Depo Provera, oral In an effort to educate the permitted to claim effectiveness prevent disease." Lassen said she feels the contraceptives and intrauterine public and reduce the spread of in reducing the risk of sexually Ruth Merkatz, Kessler's labels will not hurt the devices. Episode Nine: Whining AIDS, especially among young transmitted diseases, will also special assistant for women's marketing of Depo Provera. Ann Garduno (AS SR) said adults, the Food and Drug undergo modification, the FDA health, said in a press release Susan Lowry, student health she thinks the FDA's order for About Crying Babies, Administration (FDA) ordered reported. Statements relaying that the new labeling is also services physician, said new labels is .. a good thing to contraceptive manufacturers the condoms' effectiveness will intended to reduce confusion although she thinks the labeling do," but not entirely necessary. Nacho Cheese and last week to strengthen product now be on the fndividual about disease protection will increase awareness, she is "It's hard to believe that that Weather Misconceptions labeling. condom wrappers, as well as provided by contraceptives unsure whether or not it will many people could misinterpret According to the FDA, the the box. currently on the market. have a direct change on student the use of contraceptives," labeling will state that products In a statement to the press, Nancy Lassen, a behavior. Garduno said. It's easy for a senior columnist to stand such as oral contraceptives, FDA Commissioner David A. spokeswoman for the Upjohn Lowry said even though Markatz said the new on the pulpit and JX'each self righteous and Norplant, Depo Provera, Kessler said: "In spite of strong Company, which manufactures people do not often practice labeling, which will appear on condemning rhetoric. So this week, ber...ause natural skin condom& and educational efforts. many the injectable contraceptive what is recommended by the the market in about si:x months, I'm basically a very lazy pedon. that's intrauterine devices are adolescents and young adults in Depo Provera, said the FDA. "Hopefully this will help "should also aid health exactly what I'm going to do. intended to prevent pregnancy particular, are continuing to company is in accordance with change things." professionals and others who F'1rst on my list of things to complain and do not protect against HIV engage in high-risk sexual the FDA's action to deliver Student Health Services provide counseling on about is you people who I hear on the street infection and sexually behavior. Contraceptive information to consumers. currently offers most of the contraceptive choices and who whine all the time, especially about the transmitted diseases. packages provide another "We feel the labeling will be contraceptives to receive new disease prevention." wealher. Acc:ording to my trusty Good!:'s World Al1aa. it rains an average of 40-60 inches a year, just as it does in all the North and Southeastern states. In fact it rains much less Winding up on the losing end than it does in Florida, Alabama, Louisiana. Oregon and Washingtoo. "'t's always raining in Delaware," they complain, "Why does it rain sooooo muuuch? I think it raaains every Tuesday and Thurrrrrsday." Shut Up. I'm from the great state of New Jersey and I can tell you from persooal experience that it rains just as much there. In fact. the rain is often worse in New Jersey because it falls in the fonn of acid strong enough to digest small children. The only thing that happens more in Delaware than any other state is that people whine more. They complain about the loog winter, the humid summer. They even complain about Delaware's food. That's called whining and dining. I'm so irritated with people whining that

In fact, the rain is often THE REVIEW I Wallel' M. Eben worse in New Jersey Delaware junior pitcher Jeremy Benson winds up and throws a high hard one in the Hens' 5-2 loss to Rutgers Wednesday at Delaware Diamond. The because it falls in the form Hens dropped to 12-7 with the loss, and battled arch-rival Drexel in the Liberty Bell Classic finals last night at Veterans Stadium. See story on page 85. of acid strong enough to digest small children

I'm not going to say, ..Sorry," for that horrendous pun. Ex-governor 'grades' education reform As I shout from my pulpit, I think back to last week's Easter service, where many small children were busy whining. I think the priest Thomas Kean outlines 3-step plan to update America's public school system mentiooed Rodney King and Waco, Texas in BY Lara D'Onofrio for 180 days." Kean said. ..That his sermon. At least that's what I would have SW(Report"r "The problems in public education are severe and the compares to 220 days in some European given a sennon about after I cleared up any Students and faculty were asked countries and 240 days in Japan." weather misconceptions. Wednesday night to take a personal role solutions must be radical." Kean said a nationwide standard for The point is that I can't remember exactly · in reforming America's education students needs to be established. what the priest said, because I was so system. - Thomas H. Kean, former governor of New jersey "Students know that a high school distracted by children crying, whining, "I ask you to take up the challenge as diploma is more a proof of age than a fighting, and giggling during the service. A individuals," former New Jersey Gov. and Economics and Merrill Lynch. leader," he said. "And once that person mark of achievement." few of the children were even fighting over a Thomas H. Kean said in his speech, Parents also need to be more involved Motorcycle Barbi. "We as a nation better wake up in leaves, the school slides backwards." "Educating America: Needs, Challenges, ways that we haven't woken up before," Kean also said that teachers need to in their child's education, he said. One Incidentally, Little Bobby won the battle Solutions." suggestion was to issue two report cards: he said, stressing the need to reform the be supported and their efforts more over Barbi the motorhead. and promptly President David P. Roselle, one that says how their child is doing public school system. widely recognized. "Promoting teacher removed her from her bike. He then taunted Congressman Mike Castle, Mayor James and one that informs parents on how the Little Suzie by threatening to decapitate the Kean spoke of three things to begin excellence also means creating a H. Sills, Jr. and Dean Kenneth R. the reform, creating incentives for national certificate that a teacher can school is doing compared to other doll. The spirit of God filled Bobby and he Biederman were just four of about 100 schools. schools to change being the first on the take from state to state and one that a spared ripping Barbi 's head off and decided people that filled the Mitchell Hall He also asked the business men and instead to fling the doU in the vicinity of his list. district can rely on," he said. theater. He said that schools should be Last he explained the changes can not women at the conference to take the grandrmther in the next pew. Ten years after a report about roles of leaders in school reform. rewarded for success and punished for be half-hearted! "The problems in public I'm sure Grandma would have made a "The truth is, when education suffers, America's education system titled "A education are severe, and the solutions game-saving catch if she wasn't sound asleep Nation at Risk", America is still at best mediocrity. when schools fail in their mission, Second, Kean said teachers should be must be radical." on the shoulder of a strange man next to her. only halfway towards educational sooner or later the corporate world picks At least I think she was asleep. It's always included from the start. They should be After comparing schools in America reform, Kean said. aware of plans that the school boards to those of other countries he suggested up the tab," Kean said. hard to tell with older people in church. As Kean who is now president of Drew "This might seem a little like telling sick as it is, I have to admit I always wonder intend to implement, and should have a that the school day and year be University in New Jersey, was the say in them. expanded. Mother Teresa she ought to help sick if possibly they could have died right there, keynote speaker at the 16th Annual people," Kean said. "For years corporate during the service. If it weren't for "Too many brilliant plans have rested "Most school districts in the United Student Business Executive Conference, on the shoulders of a dynamic school States require students to be in school America has been giving to education, periodically snoring or choking on their sponsored by the College of Business and in record numbers." saliva, or something, you'd think they were a few steps closer to God then the rest of us. With all the babies crying during this particular Easter service, no ooe could concentrate enough to die. They should make UD students work under Castle a rule about young children going to church. They ruin the service for those of us who By Karen Angstadt "It's easy to ask 'why Castle made the move to Let's not ooly go once or twice a year. CopyEdiror doesn't Congress get things Washington, Baldwin began a Please don't think I'm being religiously The first time university done?"' she said. political science internship. exclusive in this column although I'm graduate Kristen Nolt walked Nolt said through her "The internship was a ~I lute allowed to be. Remember, this is my self down Independence A venue experience in Washington, tremendous learning righteous and condemning column. and up the steps of the House she has learned how capable experience for me," Baldwin our Well anyway, I consulted my friends of of Representatives on Capitol all of the congressmen and said ...It was one of the best · differing religioos and whether in the Hill in January, she knew she senators are. experiences I've had in ocean synagogue, the mosque or the igloo, they all was walking into her career. .. It's comforting to know college." agree that children are terribly distracting Nolt. 22, who arrived in the that the country is run by such Baldwin, who works out of during big holiday services. nation's capital ·this year, intelligent people," she said. Castle's Wilmington office of air No one appreciates getting plunked in the interviewed for an internship .. When you're down here about 15 to 20 hours a week, head with one of Barbi's limbs while in the office of then Gov. in this strange world called said his responsibilities singing, praying or taking communion. Michael N. Castle (R-Del) Capitol Hill, you see the full include researching different That's all for my alter whine. during her senior year in picture of what goes on here." media sources, giving Spealcing of communion and dry wafers, 1991. she said. "The atmosphere guidelines for press releases, now I'd like to complain about the Scrounge. "I was so nervous during just sucks you in and you and helping plan the F1rst, I wish people would stop the interview I forgot to show want to know everything congressman's schedule. complaining about the Scrounge. The food them my writing clips," she that's going on." "They give us a lot of there is very good. said. Nolt added she has often responsibility, which is the Always remember people are starving on But Nolt's initial seen Lee Iacocca and other greatest thing," he said. West Campus. apprehension did not prevent famous people roaming the Baldwin, whose interest in like we Second, I have a problem with the nacho her from impressing Castle's streets outside her politics has grown cheese containers. Years ago (really it was staff because she now has a Washington office. considerably since going to Michael N. Castle, R-Del. 1J9I.Iuted last semester, but I'm trying to sound older full-time position as a .. It's an incredible time to work for Castle, said he and importarit than I really am) the nachos legislative assistant to Castle. be here," she said. "Just the would love to continue reporter. came with hot melted cheese in the same tray Nolt, who majored in other day Ross Perot was working with the She then attended law school at theirs. u the nachos, which made for lot's of fun, English/Journalism and was a outside. We all ran outside to congressman after he Widener University and ha~ worked AMERICAN easy dipping. features editor at Tht! Review get a peek at him, even graduates, but there is not an with Castle since December 1991 . "It's such an exciting time to be LUNG Now, much to my chagrin, the cheese is in the spring of 1991, started Congressman Castle." open full-time position ASSOCIATION•. JX'Cpaclcaged in little satellite containers that as an intern in Castle's James Baldwin (AS SR), a currently available. in Washington," DeMatteis said. The Chnstmas Sea l People• "It's long hours and it is a lot of t by he bold III.Ich less cheese and wastes trueh Wilmington office that fall communication major with a "Internships help with Space contribu1cd I publbher a!i a public servtce. more plastic than the way we did it in the while be was governor. She concentration in political making contacts," he said. "It work, but it's so exciting. I would aotd old days. then became a full-time science, said he first got an lets you know whether or not not be happy with a nine to five job. The worst part of this disaster is that the constituent relations assistant internship when Castle was this is what you want to do I can't encourage people enough to nacho which is about one and a half inches in iii August. governor. with the rest of your life." intern here." Nolt said she learns something diameter is too large to dip in these tiny Noll said her current job Baldwin, who started his Claire M. DeMatteis, new everyday. "It's demanding, but containers. I guess I should stop whining Involves researching Issues internship in January 1992, Castle's press secretary and a Poi oned air can horten life it's worthwhile. lboul dumb thlnp like nachos. Either that ... concentrating on health care said he continued to work for 1987 university graduate, was wi th every breath. Only with .. You know someone has worked or baw a whine and cheese party. and labor. When Congress is Castle throughout the summer a reporter at Thtt Revittw for in the Capitol too long when they your help can we stem the tide. - BmjomU. RU.gtt in session, she said, no one and received a paying job in four years before working at • ® works fewer thad 11 hours a August as an aide to the two television stations as an don't walk by it at night when it's It 's a matter of life and breath. all lit up and say 'wow'." day. office's press secretary. When anchor and le_gislative

~ - - A4 • THE REVIEW • April16, 1993 Wilmington job market ranks among best in nation managing and consulting firm only areas where job growth was computer systems analyst. agent for Patterson Schwartz in lower interest rates because they By Jim Weaver after graduation. Slaff ~rtPr larger than the 3.6 percent financial manager and real estate Wilmington, said she feels job experienced no loss in income She advises students looking national average, and then ranked agent. growth in the real estate industry during the recent recession For many graduating seniors. for jobs to cover many areas when the search for a good job may them by the number of new jobs Ed Simon, occupational is due to the field's recent period. predicted to be available by 1995. manager at the Delaware stability coming out of the She also emphasized the fact job hunting. lead them to a market not too far Laura Weibel (AS SR), who Wilmington was rated 38 out of Department of Labor, said he recession. that state and local governments from home. has a job lined up in South the top 50 cities in the study. believes Wilmington has growth Bende said that while business give beneficial assistance to home According to a recent survey of Carolina, a state ranked at spots job forecasts issued by Woods Included in the top 10 were potential due to its diverse job was generally slower during the buyers, helping to stabilize the Washington D .C., Anaheim, market. recession, real estate in the area industry. 30 and 48 in the survey, said that and Poole Economics, a when looking for a job, students Washington D.C., research firm, Atlanta, Phoenix. San Diego, Simon said he believes the jobs did not suffer as much as other While the job outlook for Tampa-St. Petersburg, Orlando, of computer systems analyst and industries because it serves many Wilmington may be on the rise, need to stay open minded. the job market in Wilmington is Weibel said students should not one of the fastest growing in the Dallas, Riverside and financial manager are prosperous upper-middle class employees of several students are seeking Minneapolis- St. Paul. because many banks and credit corporations such as ICI and employment in other areas. worry about finding a job close to country, with an estimated 18,900 home, but instead should new jobs to be created by 1995. According to the survey, the card companies have bases in the DuPont. Molly Meyers (PE SR), plans three jobs experiencing the largest Wilmington area. These clients, she said, were to work in Washington, D.C., the concentrate on finding a job in a The survey, published in this flexible and enjoyable field. month's Money magazine, chose growth in Wilmington are Mary Ann Bende. a real estate able to take advantage of the city ranked top in job growth, at a

Schlafly stirs up vocal a~dience ex>ntinued from page A 1 responded by asking, "How much do Sibilla asked Schlafly her stance Flooding of Christiana you make?'' on "queer rights." one now." Sibilla's question was greeted with Schlafly said everyone is entitled She cited the Clarence Thomas I cheers and clapping. to constitutional rights but not special Anita Hill trial as one example of the "Not that much," Schlafly said, rights. evils of feminism. Hill "told an River erodes shoreline "and I have som:thing to say." "The ban on gays has served the inherently unbelievable tale," she Schlafly's rebuttal was equally military well," she said. "You don't Rising waters may cause damage to Rittenhouse Park said applauded. have a right to join the military." "It is easy to recognize a feminist if Following the speech, Schlafly When asked what she thought of a By Jim Weaver alleviate the problem. they look like Molly Bard" Scblafly addressed questions from the college audience "acting as said, "but it's hard to recognize them St1ff Rrportrr The eroding bank is exposing many trees audience, most of which were in inaJJiropriately as this one," Schlafly A Newark citizen warned City Council roots, which are damaging the trees, Day said. if they're pretty. opposition to her. said Wednesday night's crowd was "If you want to lcnow for sure, ask Monday night that Christiana River's flooding As a result, trees have begun to weaken and When repeatedly asked her typical of college campuses. She said, them how they feel about Phyllis will destroy neighborhoods and ecology some are falling into the water, he said. defmition of a feminist. she said she "The diversity movement is highly unless action is taken. However, Day said, the most serious Schlafly." believed in equal pay for equal work, intolerant and totalitarian." Feminists "make sexual Bill Day, who lives in the neighborhood problem is damming of the river by the falling but she did not believe in equal pay Asked if she has lcnown anyone bordering the part of the river running through trees. harassment a front-runner tool to go for unequal work. who has ever had an abortion, a man she Rittenhouse Park, said the waters have been As more trees fall into the river, they are after they want to destroy," She said the reason for wage Schlafly said, pointing at the said flooding on a more consistent basis than in not being cleared, he said. Therefore, less rain holding deal When Schlafly told the audience disparity is women were full- audience, "I suspect that a great recent years. causes flooding earlier. Hill is now making $10.000 a year time jobs as homemakers while men of the women who I've addressed in Day said the increased flooding not only Day described the problem as a vicious had lecturing, Francis Sibilla (EN JR) were in the work place building up audiences that are so hostile have causes erosion of the shoreline, but it damages cycle, saying the flooding causes the trees to seniority. abortions." the tree roots implanted in the river's bank. fall which in turn causes the flooding. Because the river floods every time there is Using before and after pictures to illustrate at least one inch of rainfall, which is about the flooding, Day urged the council to take three to four times monthly, Day said the action. neighboring homes will eventually be in A picture of the river before it rained Demonstrators promote feminism danger of damage from flooding. showed waste, leaves and other debris in the Councilman Harold Godwin said the water. Service sorority distributes educational fliers to Schlafly audience council is currently conducting a study of the But in the picture taken after an inch of river, included the·area in question. rainfall, the water almost covered the road. By Shannon Perrine Member Diana Stech (BE FR) Anne York (HR SO) said: .. 1 The basin-wide study of the upper When it is actually raining, Day said, the Staff Reporter said: "(Schlafly] claims she's pro- don't want to blindly believe in Christiana River water shed, which began in road is fully covered by water. Before renowned columnist woman when actually she's not. anything, sometimes it's good to May 1991, will help the council determine the If the council does not take care of this Phyllis Schlafly got a chance to '"Feminist' has a very negative hear the other side. severity of the flooding along the river. problem soon, not only will it be a risk to vocalize her anti-feminist connotation on campus and nation­ "I think we're at a state right After the study concludes in June, the citizens. Day said, but the area will also be conservative views on campus wide. when 'feminism' overall now where a lot of people. council will decide what action to take to losing one of its most beautiful parks. Wednesday, spectators were equates to equality between sexes. including women, take the greeted by her opponents. "Strides have been made, but we advances women have made for Feminist service sorority still have to go a lot further." granted. I think there's actually a Lambda Delta Lambda voiced its Awareness and education of backlash against [feminism)." opposition to Schlafly's speech by women's rights issues were After Schlafly's speech Travis handing out a poem entitled "Me? stressed as Lambda Delta Longcore (AS SR) listed A Feminist?" to people filing into Lambda's goals. Schlafly's refusal to address the 130 Smith Hall. The poem distributed to those different strains of feminism as Members of the newly-formed attending the speech read: "Do you "unconstructive." sorority said they were not there-in·· think men ·and women'shi>uld have · Longcore said Schlafly's goal protest, but to present an. , equal access · to school was to provoke emotional alternative perspective and to scholarships, spons facilities, and reactions from feminists so anti­ educate themselves and others. higher education degrees? Then feminists could find empowerment "We all feel it's imponant to get you are a feminist." in the feminists' hostility by I the opposition's view," said Uponreceivingthehand-outone "getting them upset, and then Lambda Delta Lambda member woman said, "We're glad you're finding solidarity in their FOXCROFT Marge Anders (AS SO). standing out here doing this." reaction."

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By Tracy largay background, including extras, and shot in chronological order, he said. and then managed a video ~HI/rporttt heads various other departments "What looks like a little simple sequence of guys "What looks like a little simple production company until 1986. A university graduate will be such as hair and makeup, as well as sequence of guys moving from In 1985 he joined an apprentice working with Julia Roberts and the arranging the shooting moving from point A to point 8 is actually very point A to point B is actually very program. which Rusk said is one of Denzel Washington on the set of an schedule. involved." involved." the few ways to get into the film up-coming feature film. Rusk said there can be anywhere -fohn Rusk Rusk said there is no security in business without knowing John Rusk, who has been the from 20 to 1,000 extras at a movie the business. EverybOdy basically somebody. second assistant director in such set. One day on the set of "A works from job to job, he said. He joined the Director's Guild films as "A League of their Own" League of their Own" there were "You have to be careful not to funny, but he is not 'on' all the piss them off." time," he said of the "Dead Poet's "I ultimately want to be a training program in 1987 in New and "Dead Poet's Society," is about 9,000 extras who weren't getting director," he said. York City which he said is to begin working with Roberts and paid. Rusk said he has worked with Society" star. many famous stars. "It is a physically grueling job," Rusk, who graduated from the designed to give you experience. Washington on "The Pelican "I am often in the trenches of the "Surprisingly. they are like Rusk said. "Each page of a script is university in 1979, began his career To get a job in the industry, Brief." bad news," he said, referring to a regular people," he said. one minute worth of screen time." at Delaware Technical Community Rusk said, "You have to be real Rusk said the second assistant telling stars to be at the set at 5:30 "Robin Williams is incredibly The scenes in a movie are not College. He worked as an tenacious, persistent and lucky." director is in charge of the a.m. instructional technologist for a year vyilmington prepares for Rodney King trial verdict mntmued from page Al . ex~~ Newark to remam peaceful, However, not everyone agrees conununity. Less than 24 hours after Matching wits proble~ the police department has ~s 1t d1d last year, h~ expressed a that when the jury o~ nin~ whites, the innocent verdict, more than 150 a>ntinued from page A1 offend others. He said the way to been tnvolved in pro-active concern tha~ the med1a could create two blacks and one Hisparuc makes students gathered in front of the do that is to add alternatives to planning," Delmerico said. "We problems (1~ oth~r parts. of the its decision, everything will remain Perkins Student Center in a peaceful main squeeze. one's vocabulaly. believe the city is well prepared for country) br reactions." calm. protest the acquittal. with LaBarge's stimul~ting . "Hand-in-hand with its impacts." There IS a thm hne between Marc Treanor (AS JR), president Then president of the Black After swallowing her pride, Chief William Hogan, of Newark proper media coverage and "a of Students Against Racism and Student Union (BSU) Joshua Greene Jdlnsoo cootinued to say that PC educa!ioo... he said. "is poviding Police, said he does not anticipate feeding frenzy," he said, which Discrimination, said an innocent (AS SR) spoke to the crowd calling is simply a suggestion for alternatives." any problems in the city resulting "feeds people's anger." . verd~ct could prove harmful to race the verdict an example' of the language usage, m a JXt:SQiption. At this point, Blair probably However, Oxford's T1J11 Green should have never added his from an acquittal for the police .Lt. Joel Ivory ~f Pubhc S~ety relations on campus. "dehumanizing" treatment of blacks argued lhallanguage change is oot feelings about education. officers. Hogan said if anything srud he does not think there w11l be . "If the ":erd.ict comes o.ut by ~lice throughout the nation. a plausible solution the problem TOO roore mention of educalion should occur, the department would an~ ~an~er on campus when the mnocent, then 1t wdl add to the rac1al J1m Newton, director of Black to d offensiveness. spadced the poposition to aiticize follow standard procedures for d~~s10n 1s rel~ased . . . . problems. that exist on campus," American Studies, said this week He said the values of a society the opposition's favor dispatching officers to the scene. We ~ven t.. had any .md,lcatJons Treanor srud: • . . that only time will tell. a bannin8 lie in its language and that authors such ~ and Hogan said, that although he of any ~1?le~ce , Ivory srud. 'We are La~t Apnl s verd1ct d1d not go "No one can speculate exactly as not antictpating any problems." unnoticed by the university's black what will happen." he said. changing the language alters Milton from mllege courses. people'si~ Maureen Johnson said it was "PC cannot change the way we ridiculous to ban anything from GRADUATION think just by changing the words eclx:alion. that we use." he said "We shouldn't be afraid of CAPS &.GOWNS He summed up his main these questionable ideas," she A REAL JOB? Sigma Nu house closed argum:nt f

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The Review's opinion ·· ·T~[ 'w'~Olb: INCI~[NT \JOOLl> H~V[ }3[[N CQLL[D ··T~[: J:$[~TI So much for tolerance or CWQNG 0~ MALL[ C),~ INST[Ab. Reaction of some to Schlafly speech hypocritical Welcome to the University of Part of our legacy Is also a sense of @T~~ f?IOT \JOOll::> ~AV~ ~[~N Delaware, a center of free exchange common decency. The crowd was told of ideas. before the speech questions would be ~ T[[N,SY biT SMALL[f<. Mutual respect and tolerance are taken at the end. (Indeed, Schlafly valued here as an example of spent about 45 minutes answering intellectual freedom. questions on a variety of topics.) Valued, that is, unless you are a When controversial speaker conservative speaker like Phyllis Leonard Jeffries and Quarne Ture Schlafly. spoke last semester, conservatives Then you are laughed at, sworn at, who protested outside were respectful interrupted and mocked by some of during his speech the supposed guardians of diversity. In addition, neither speaker This display of childish behavior at answered questions afterwards. John Oltlnpr Smith Hall Wednesday night Not everyone who disagreed with illustrates the hypocrisy some all or part of her speech expressed members of the diversity movement themselves with such sandbox show toward those with whom they manners. L.A. officers innocent until proven guilty disagree. One Women's Studies class went to · Yes, Schlafly's speech did at times give her a hearing, which is people continue to be guilty mtil step on the closely held beliefs of commendable, especially considering Here we go again Victims of last year's riots are also poven many present. they knew they would strongly take With the vetdict abwt to come back taking precautions. innocent? Not all at the speech chose to exception to her views. in the second Rodney King beating trial, Many in the Korean community, who We weren't there to see everything express their disagreement with But whether you agree or disagree L.A. is sitting on eggshells. were hit the hardest, are hiring extra that happened when the otru:ecs pulled Schlafly's views in a rude manner. with Schlafly, the civilized way to Last year's acquittal of four officers security and buying weapons for self King over. We weren't in the alUltroom But a substantial number did. express your disapproval is not in accused of beating Rodney King sparked defense. to hear all of the evidence. All krow is what saw that When one woman called a man cursing and mocking - especially if seven days of destruction. Waiting for the second verdict has we we on agreeing with Schlafly an "asshole," you claim to value free expression . Riots that left 54 dead and $1 billioo caused widespread pmic throughout the ~ short segnrnt of videotape. Although it is incriminating, that many people cheered. Those who chose to react in this in damages may soon happen again. already disturbed city. When Schlafly said feminist Betty manner lend support to Schlafly's U.S. District Judge John G. Davies How can the jury bring back anything small segment is not enough to fairly Friedman once said she should be assertion, echoed by many, that some told jurors to ignore "any external but a guilty vetdict? make a vetdict. burned at the stake, a few applauded. of those who pay lip service to consequences of your venlicl" It is unbelievable that one court case What the public saw was one side ~ Sounds like the start of the p.c. tolerance and diversity act exactly the In the meantime, everyone in can cause so much stress and panic. what happened. However, both sides inquisition. opposite. Southern caurornia and across the nation Los Angeles began preparing for should be heard; that is what a fair trial is Of course, strong reaction to Apparently, some viewpoints are Is preparing for a repeat of last year's mayhem even befoce the jurors went into for. strongly held views is a part of our more equal than others. re<~etion. deliberation. Whether the innocent verdict set by legacy as a free democracy. Politicians and community leaders Why don't they just put up signs the original all-white jury was the right begged the court to delay releasing the saying, "If they are innocent, thou shalt one or not makes no difference to the vetdict for as long as 12 hours in orde1' to riot." public. allow police ample time to prepare for This trial is not based on justice. How In their eyes, those olf'acers are guilty. possible violence. can it be? Those four officers were In their eyes, the Ametican judicial Los Angeles Police Chief Willie E. declared guilty by the same public that is process serves oo justice. About Review & Opinion Wi.lliarm plans to dispatch 6,500 officers, calling the system unjust. In their eyes, the riots were the only fully equipped with rubber bullets and And they won't be happy until the way to be heard. Review and Opinion: The opinion page is reserved for opinion and commentary. The editorial pepper·gas, on vetdict day. court says the same. And to make everyone happy, the above represents the consensus of The Review staff and is written by the editorial editor, except Instead of shelling out $1 million But it isn't the system that is unjust; it offtceiS were retried. when signed. Columns are the opinion of the author. Editorial cartoons represent the opinion of the dollars of federal funds for police is the Arrerican public. Did those who made this decision artist. Letter.; to the editor contain the opinions of our reader.;. overtime, the rooney should be used to Regardless of the incriminating 88 think about the consequences ~a retrial? help last year's victims get back on their seconds of tape, those officets. according What happens if another innocent feel to our system, are innocent until poven vetdict is returned? Vetdict day will also bring 1,000 LA guilty. A riot. county sherifr s deputies and 800 But, the public lxanded them guilty The retrial sinply leis everyone know Editorial Staff California highway pattol officers to the before they even went to trial, making the that it is okay to act like barbarians to get city. inoocent venlict umr.:ceplable. E~one what they feel is desem:d. Rich Campbell, editorial editor I columnist Jeff Pearlman, columnist Ani don't forget, the National Guard who used that brief segment of tape to Is this what America has come to? Uz Lardaro, columnist Karen Levinson, columnist will be waiting in armories around the pre-convict those offJCetS did not hear all john Ottinger, cartoonist Greg Orlando, columnist city. of the facts. Rebecca To/len is an ed'ttorial mbnnist That's just the police. How can the justice system work if of The Review.

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When Phyllis Schlafly carne to campus held up as a model by feminists. change human nature and they're not going to and if Most feminists make the point that women Wednesday she used all the classic conservative Unfortunately, she couldn't define feminism they try forever they will not be able to change it." should have the right to choose. argwrents to berate the feminist roovemenl even when asked to directly. What would have happened had African Aside from knocking down feminists, Scblafly They hate men. They are pro-abortion. They're Instead, she rattled off a list of the feminist Americans not tried to change slavery or women not attacked the media for the Clarence Thomas and radicals. Some of them are "women who look like agenda: for the E.R.A., abortion (that's choice, to be tried to change voting laws? Anita Hill case and for "rewriting history." men." correct), the gay and lesbian agenda, government­ Those laws were accepted at one time too, and it She claimed the media is responsible for And she used all the classic Republican financed day care. women in the military and quota was the belief in the ability to change them which arguments. propaganda about the 1992 and 1988 election hiring. siUred much-needed refoons. campaigns. She criticized the media's picture of The media elected Clinton. We have a woman How about this defmition -people who suppPn The arguments that feminism runs contradictory president now. Reaganomics was good. People Republican negative campaigning, the "Read My equal rights for all men and women under the law. to marriage and rootherbood are nothing short of Lips" incident and the debate over the Pledge of don't need universal health care. Schlafly went on to say feminism is incompatible ludiaous. Allegiance in schools. I'd heard it all before. with marriage, motherhood, the free enterprise A feminist is fully able to believe in the equality Then, in the next breath, she pointed out that the It just seemed strange corning from an educated system, the truth and human nature. of men and women and marry a man who accepts woman. New York Times revealed secret meetings on Her following argument was that women want to that and raise children. A feminist does oot preach Hillary Clinton's bealthcare commission. I wondered where Schlafly had been be independent, but they go running to the working 80-hour weeks and neglecting her Sounds like unbiased reporting to me. brainwashed and which planet she bOO been living government whenever they have a problem. offspring any roore than a right-wing conservative In closing, I have just two footnotes. on f

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By LeAnne Evans There must have been a negative stereotype if SWfR~potter people felt the major needed to be promoted, he says. They have been called "geeks," "nerds" and "study While they might have lost their slide rules, freaks." They're not all Petroski believes engineers are still recognized as the Some say they have no social lives- but hey, they ones who would rather work with things than people. can fmd integrals on their calculators and some of the Mark Carter, who graduated with mechanical 866 of them roaming around campus probably even engineering from Rice University in 1984 and have th~ latest issue of a fabulous circuit analysis study-holies and received his doctorate in the history of technol<'gy in magazine. 1992, is currently writing a hnnk as part of the And the university has been cranking them out for ·celebration of the centennial history of the College of 100 years. Engineering. He may have found the roots of the As the College of Engineering enters its second thej re not all university's image of the stereotypical engineer. century, it seems the stereotypes that have long Carter says in the 1800s the university had literary surrounded engineering students will not soon societies which are comparable to today's fraternities. disappear: With engineering as the most popular major at the "They have glasses with a little break in the geeks. university around the tum of the century, he says the middle, pocket protectors, lap-top computers, bell­ literary societies disintegrated and disappeared. This bottoms worn roughly up to their necks and are is partly because over half of the students graduating greasy-haired math geeks," says Mike Sicuranza (AS were engineers and had to devote a significant amount JR), a history/economics major who lives with three Engineering of time to their work. engineers. Carter says this is probably where the image of Melanie Gould (NU SO) believes in the engineers as dull people only interested in studying • I stereotypical engineer as anal retentive. neat and students are began. picky about penection because of her own personal Fngineers would like to dispel this age-old image, experience. but some can't help but be a part of it. Her father, Earle Gould, is a mechanical engineer One of Sicuranza's roommates is a chemical who graduated from the university in 1969. bent on setting engineering student who is following in the footsteps "Even our cabinets are labeled," Gould says. "They of his father. are separated into fruit juices, canned goods. cereals At the beginning of the year, his father sent him a and miscellaneous." poster-size copy of a table of solutions and solvents the record which, for a long time, was hanging on his wall. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~· ...who T.he understands. ~tt~~eotypical only engineer math and is science,known as is th~always one "Right next to all of his girlie posters," says his showered for 8 a.m. classes and doesn't set foot friend, Chad Wilson (EG JR). outside the door unless rushing off to class or to the straight. Earle Gould attended the university as an ~ undergraduate mechanical engineering student in the nearest computing site. Some engineers say they don't fit the stereotype. late 1960s and, although this was 30 years ago, "We're not outcasts and we're not that weird," says encountered the same stereotypes that students do Natalie Britton (EO SR). president of the American engineer's pity annoying. today. Institute of Chemical Engineers at the university. "It's a tough major, but I decided to take the major He recalls spending long hours late at night Kyle Smith (EO JR), like many other engineering and the work that goes with it." studying, sacrificing much of his social life. Missing students, believes he is an exception to the stereotype. Since Rommel fears the stereotype of engineers as out on late winter night snowball fights hardly matters He confesses he's allowed his social life to dictate socially inept students, he says he would never buy a now because "the engineer can tackle anything in how much he studies. T -shirt with the words "electrical engineering" printed life," he says. Smith takes a gulp out of his Milwaukee's Best can on it. "Engineering gave me a better appreciation of what and sighs, his eyes never leaving the black computer "It wouldn't be the best. way to meet people," he makes the universe tick - the laws of science and screen sitting in front of him. says. "First, you're [labeled as) an engineer and physics working together," Gould says. "Of course, I'll be saying, 'Damn! Wish I'd second, you're an electrical engineer and that's a The stereotypes may continue for another 100 studied' when I'm a civil engineer flipping burgers." double whammy. Granted, there are a few strange years and perhaps beyond, but five of the six highest Several engineering students admit the only way people in my major." average starting salaries went to .:•;c;2:::!ering they knew a stereotype ~xisted was because of the Living with these stereotypes does not end after graduates, according to a recent :.tully by the attitude they ran across. college. Images of pocket protectors and calculators Collegiate Employment Research Institute. It most often surfaces when an engineering student follow engineers into the real world. Richard Ellis, director of research for the American tells a non-engineer his or her major. They These generalizations have plagued engineers for Association of Engineering Societies, believes the immediately receive a groan of pain and a years, says Henry Petroski, chairman of the rewards of engineering are worth it. A graduating sympathetic head shake. department of civil and environmental engineering at student who enters the field can get a starting salary Smith admits the major is extremely difficult. Duke University. averaging $35,000 and up. "Engineers are a strange breed. It's a sort of After World War II, there was a characterization of "Choosing engineering as a major is not unlike sadomasoc~tic kind of thing," be says. engineers as the people with the slide rules hanging choosing [to live in) a seminary," says Ellis. "You Other engineering students agree that someone from their belts, he says. spend four or five years of your life like a monk in a would have, to be crazy to go through the course "Engineers would like to get more respect," says cell, grinding away at the books. •wOrk. . ' Petroski, who wrote To Engineer Is Human. The "However, there is a strong nerd's revenge for ··: ~ean Rommel (EO FR) says although his major stereotype may go back to early in the century when engineers upon graduation." ·: )~!'~ make hi~ "crazy at times," he finds the non- there was a conscious effort to promote the field. How Sweet it is ... ,· Solar-powered i.-ace car and optic stimulator made in class

By Christy McAllister weed out problems in their design, re- surgery and increase the ~: c.::~ rate. swr~ design, build the project, test and deliver One problem the grOl:!J, consisting of Kurt Kuhn (EG SR) was looking for the comylet\.d project on a deadline., he four members, encountered was getting in something that would be rewarding for says. contact with their customer and holding him As. a part of his senior design project, him to a time. Some members of the group "I thought, well, if I can help this gUy ' KUhn says he is .working 0r1 an optic nerve went to talk to their custome;: and had to design something that would heJp. slill,lulator, whieb is designed to assist wait several hours before they could talk to somebody's eyesight, that would be great," duiihg optic nerve surgery.' him, he says. says Kuhn. "I don't want to sound If fl\iid builds up around the optic nerve, The group also had difficulty with conceited, but I think my eyes are cool the pressure mUst be released immediately, solving problems in a design in a limited looking, and if somebody else had cool he ~ys. Doctors 'donlt know why pressure amount of time. looking eyes, they'd like to have them builds up, but if untreated, it can lead to "You may need an answer in 12 or 24 saved, also." . 1 blindJtess. ' hours. but you are real:y going to get it in Kuhn and other engineering students•are To release the pressure, Kuhn says two or three days. maybe a week," Kuhn working on projects ranging from an optic doctors must remove the eyeball from the says. nerve stimulator to improving wheelchair socket and make an incision in the optic While the optic nerve group only designs to a solar-powered race car. nerve sheath to drain the fluid. Doctors encountered a few problems, the group Students begin their projects by must be careful because this procedure working on the solar-powered race car attending a customer night, where increases the stress on the optic nerve. They seemed to be plagued with problems. p-ospective project ideas are put on display. must zmnitor the stress level and make sure The solar-powered o:ar, actual.ly it's a Customers. from within the university or it's not too high. motorcycle, is being designed in stages by the industry, give students a brief overview The current way of testing the stress three different senior design project teams • .of what they want to achieve in the project. level can take anywhere from five to 10 Last year's group designed the frame. ' Kuhn says. minutes, and doctors must stop working This year, it' s the drivetrain and After students are assigned a project, and move the equipment i,n order to test, he suspension. Next year, they will design the they have a variety of tasks to complete, says. aerodynami~ shell, the solar cells and make lHE REVIEW I Mulmlllan Greloch says assistant professor of mechanical This Ia where the new design of the optic the motorcycle meet highway regulations. Engineering students Paul Devine (EG JR), Craig Murray (EG SR) and ScoH Stuart engineering Ralph Cope, one of the rocating nerve stimulator comes into use. One problem they had involved some re­ (EG SR) pose on what will be a solar-powert~d car which they designed as a part advisors for the project. With the new design, the test should designing of the frar..c. s.1ys Pr,..,l D~vir.c of their senior design project. Next year's seniors will design the sol;u cells. They must fully define the problem, only take a matter of seconds, says Kuhn. (EO JR), a member of the gtuuy. come up with a conceptualized design, The goal is to reduce the delay time during see SEN!Ofl IJESIGN page !l4 ,. ··• Entertainin Thou hts ... The halls were alive with the sound of Muzak, and it was not pleasant

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Frank Sinatra at the Movies Hopes can tum even the ultimate Sinatra (it isn't New York. New their wild oats. Frank Sinatra pessimist into a smiling goon. York,) it's (Love Is) The Tender Hey, bud, this is the 90s, and Capitol Records She's Funny That Way is a Trap. women won't fall for the line, "If Grade: B+ jazzy little number Harry Connick "You're hooked, you're you felt like me, I'd wait for Jr. should take a listen to; maybe cooked, you're caught in the you," anymore. By Stacey Bernstein he'll learn how it's really done. tender trap." Only Mr. Mafia can make the Assist•nt f~•turM Editor Watch out for the next song, Sing it Frankie. song, All the Way, sound heart­ American Movie Classics must Just One of Those Things. Frank's Impatient Years made me felt. He has the ability to melt have cut a deal with Frank to other version of Strangers in the impatient for this song to be over. your heart with "When somebody make this record. Night will break your heart: "It Finally, one will have the honor loves you, it's no good unless he From Here to Etemity, Three was great fun, but it was just one and privilege of hearing the loves all the way." Is there some Coins in the Fountain, Young at of those things." "Married with Children" theme hidden meaning to this line? Heart, and The Tender Trap are Oh Frank, you love 'em and song, Love and Marriage, in its Skip tracks 16 and 17 because only a few of the silver screen leave •em type of guy. entirety. Frank never quite grasped how to classics Frankie sings on this Someone 10 Watch Over Me is a And on Loolc To Your Hearl, handle Parisian women or Spanish tribute to Hollywood's classics. romantic tune just perfect for a old blue eyes croons, "you will guitars. Let's start from the beginning, slow dance. Visions of ballroms know what to say." Frank's All My Tomorrows No, better yet, skip the first song and guys in tuxedos will dance ina However, Sinatra apaparently belongs to grinding out one more and put three coins in the juke box listener's head on this number. forgot how to say, "get rid of greatest hits CD after another. to hear Three Coins in the Next, Sinatra decides to take a those annoying Everly Brothers More power to you old blue Fountain, a relaxing tune. Violins creative twist by combining the singing in the background." eyes. and Sinatra's soothing voice make samba with the flute in Not As a The Johnny Concho Theme Besides a few weak tracks, this his version better than the Stranger. One hint Frank, - stick (Wait For Me) should appeal to album is an interesting look into •Hey. I know that Harry Connick guy is good, but he•s no elevator version most are to orchestral.arrangements. all those wild and crazy guys who the man who mo~l definitely Frank Sinatra.• accustomed to and assaulted with. If there is only one song all think a women should wait for knows where Hoffa is buried, but Young at Heart and High people should know by Frank them while they are out sowing most definitiely won't say where. Ray and Dave Davies work out their Kinks English oldsters show no fear and great talent on 'Phobia'

Phobia best solo on Surviving, while Ray The Kinks reflects on 29 years of strife. The last Columbia Records minute or so of the song is spent in Grade:B the semi-hushed 'lamentation of a group sigh. By Greg Orlando Even while pontificating, Ray fnlf!fUinment Editor manages to avoid the preachy and The Kinks have been together for keep his lyrics interesting. a whopping 29 years. "My next door neighbor's totally They've also lived through a snapped," Ray sings on Over The record 310 fights between lead Edge. singer Ray Davies and his lead­ "He's gone over the edge I he's guitarist brother Dave. putting up barbed wire barricades J Forget about a new album, it's around the garden hedge I and he's lucky the Kinks are even breathing. planting land mines on the lawn I But, lo and behold, the English he's gone barmy." oldsters defy both the laws of aging The Kinks also demonstrate a and probability with their new album weighty sense of humor. Hatred (A Phobia. Duel) is sung by Ray and his The expectation for Phobia is a frequent sparring partner Dave. creaking, rusted-out warhorse, but Ax the "T" from Duet and add an the Kinks will surprise all, an "L," to properly describe this demonstrating a well-oiled fluidity song. and defiantly thrusting the musical "At least you and I know where equivalent of a middle finger to all we stand I We can't be friends, walk doubters. hand in hand I My hostility for you The Kinks run through 16 songs, defies description." never slowing and barely stopping As the song goes on, the brothers between songs. From the opening, get more and more vicious and the Opening to the closing, Scattered, guitars get louder and more angry Rodgers has a great The Kinks power out the same hard­ background. into the Davies' collective psyche until they finally proclaim, "Why edged, guitar-fueled rock 'n' roll Although there is no Lola, no and The Kinks put out some pretty don't you just drop dead and don't they did in the late 60s. Paranoia and no Girl, You Really heavy thoughts to ponder. Don't tells recover?'' case of the blues Ray still sings with the same Got Me to be had on Phobia, the the story of a man on a very high The Kinks have only one thing to enthusiasm and gentle power, Dave album is quite solid. Only the overly­ ledge, looking to take a very big fear with this albsm - that they'll still produces some of the sweetest deep sermon on overpopulation leap. Somebody Stole My Car tries get roped into one of those mega­ guitar riffs in the biz and the rhythm Babies and the title track standing for, and achieves, social buck record contracts like fellow Muddy Water Blues immediately envision Rodgers section of Jim Radford (bass guitar) out as weak numbers. commentary. middle agers The Rolling Stones and Paul Rodgers sitting in a rocking chair with a and Bob Henrit (drums) are still Phobia is an hour-long plunge Dave screeches and stabs out his will be forced to make 20 albums in Victory Music glass of lemonade (or maybe safely (and reliably) hidden in the S years. · Grade: B+ Scotch) as he and Guy strum through this easy listening By Brandon Jamison acoustic piece. fntemin-nt Editor But the rest of the album shies Huckleberry Finn's evil Disney twin Dingleberry After existing for the past thirty away from any other easy years, rock 'n roll has been widely listening ensembles, offering know this. Obviously, everybody else laugh as Huck runs lhroogh the amber acknowledged by its artists as instead a slew of down and dirty The Adventures of Huddebeny is a slave-beating, son-killing, wife­ waves grain. having been derived from rhythm blues tracks. Rabin gives a Finn or Movie Review abusing, dog-ldc:king, chicken-stealing As Jim, Courtney B. Vance plays 'n blues. Original blues masters grinding guitar performance in Stephen Sommers his character with a catain rigidity one Muddy Waters and Robert Louisiana Blues and picks up the Walt Disney Pictures no-goodnik. Trouble is, this movie reduces the wouldn't expect from a person Johnson, among others, have all pace in She's Alright. Setzer Grade: C· entire novel to a two-dimensional, two­ experiencing his fll'St taste or fra:dom been named as heavy influences contributes his signature tum, deliver a trite and obvious review hour on the evils of slavery. after long being a piece by such Rock icons as Led Rockabilly Blues style into I By Gary Geise or same.) discourse or puperty. Zeppelin and Eric Clapton. Can't Be Satisfied. and G1!g Orlando Nutshell version: due to Twain wouldn't have disagreed with As for the young smirking Wood, Another of these legendary Beck appears on Rollin' Stone EntBramlenl Edtrn circumstances beyond their control, the film's message, but if his delivery we recommend that he make the most rockers, Paul Rodgers, frontman and lends his typical scorching Reports of Huckleberry's precocious, adorable young Huck or the same theme bad been anywhere of his moment in the sun, and that he of such renowned bands as Bad licks. He takes on a decidedly cinematic quality have been greatly (Elijah Wood) runs away from fake near as artless, we wouldn't be teaching initiate a correspondence with former­ Company, Free and the not-so­ different sound on Good Moming exaggerated. relalives with a neighbor slave, who is ~damn book in school today. child-star-turned-felon Todd Bridges. renowned The Firm, feels so Little School Girl, a humming If Sam Clemens, a.k.a Mark Twain, accused or murdering Huck. Jim, the The finer points of this film are This movie is exactly what we heavily influenced by Waters that piece with tinges of gospel. His had wanted to write a Little Golden bighearted earthly-wise slave enlists equally obvious: would have expected from the Disney he made a tribute album to his burlesque-style playing and strong Book, populated by cartoon characters, Huck's help to get down the • Huck runs to warn Jim the bad family-movie factory a decade ago. mentor. power chords on I Just Want To sbo' nuff be woulda. Mississippi River to find his freedom. white folk are coming to ldll him; the While Disney's recent animated Muddy Water Blues: A Malee Love To You, combined with Never fear. For every classic story, Boy and slave get in so~ trouble, dogs' baying follows his warning features have been excellent. Eisner Tribute to Muddy Waters is an an excellent solo, make this one of there's a classic butchering from the and many people want to kill them. immedialely, like dialogue. and Co. are still faltering on the Iivr,. excellent album that's got more the better songs on the album. Disney crew ... if it's not already Boy and slave get out or trouble, and • Huclc, reunitrd with fake relatives action stuff. They may as well remake appearances from legendary Slash also changes his sound on mouldering on celluloid, it's in the many people think their the eat's at the end. coosiders the "civilized" life The Apple Dumpling Gaag. Fbm's guitarists than you could shake a The Hunter, an upbeat song that, wms. now. Boy and slave spout ~st«e they want to reimpose on him, and runs heartwarming mo~nts are about as whammy-bar at. The quality despite Slash not sounding very Disney Studios takes this timeless morality and folksy truisms all aloog off anew; fake relatives query, tiJW as the GaDa's jokes. performances from these Slash-like, still rocks. novel and delivers a timeless piece of the way. Credits run. "Where's that Huclcleberry got to?" As a re-telling or a great su.y, this musicians, added to the genuine Gilmour gives the best trite and obvious gah-bahge. (We, in Obviously, slavery is wrong. Camera focuses on now-free Jim, movie is survivable. It's just DOt good hard, raw bluesiness of the songs performance on the album with Obviously, all right-thinking people whose chuclcle builds to a knowing film. Oh well. make this a memorable album and his hot, swooning, essence-of­ a tribute that would make Blues guitar work: on Standing Muddy's eyes water. Around Crying. His playing works Rodgers' house band boasts itself masterfully around the Rodgers on vocals with various lyrics. The Loser File guitars and Jason Bonham, son of Other performances are just late Zeppelin drummer John, on average. Schon lends an adequate the drums. Rodgers' voice has effort on Bom Under A Bad Sign There's 47 reasons not to buy this album; here's a few ... maintained its rock-suited and the electric version of Mlllldy throatiness and Bonham pounds Water Blues. Sambora contributes the skins with blues-based a heavy metal-sounding guitar for fire of freedom married supermodel Paulina it's hilarious. It's basically one or wall I They put electric prods on abandon. Good Morning Little School Girl Black 47 Porizkova (that lucky schmoe). those autobiographical songs that my chest and balls." But the real story on this album Part II, but no real exemplary EMI Records Last and leastmost, he produced you always hear in rap, but this With all of those wind is the studio musicians that playing. Grade: F ftre of freedom for a band by the song's got those uilleann pipes. instruments, these guys sort of Rodgers recruited to play. The list Miller plays on I'm Your name of Black 47. These lclnd of take away the effect sound like the Mighty Mighty Ia a virtual "who's who" of Hoochie-Coochie Malt, which By Bnrdon janUon Now. be's got a band that of any rap sound that was Bosstones, with one exception; the pre~ent day guitar virtuosos, sounds more like that I'm a &lllrtlftnent fcMIIr nobody will want to see or btar. intentiooal. Bosstones are good and possess including (inhale) Trevor Rabin of Woman, W-0-M-A-N song. His The Cars, that semi-supergroup At least he's still aot Paulina Then, onjin offr«dom Black talent. Meanwhile, Black 47 (schmoe). Ye~. Brian Setzer of Stray Cats guitar work is also lacking, but he from the 70s, ftt their demise and 47 demonstrates the art of Irish sounds like an infant caught in the fame, Jeff Beck, Steve Miller, isn't much of a player anyway. broke up in lbe late ll)a, citing ~ Black 47 is an Irish band that reggae, wbich can be likened to the garbage disposal. Buddy Guy, David Gilmour of All in all, Rodgers and attendance at their Jive shows. uses ullleann pipes, tin whistles, lit rl shooting a basketball into the AU of the songs are equally just Pi"k Floyd, Slash of Guns 'n' company combine to give this Basically, people didn't mind and bodhrans, along with Pacific Ocean; there's nothing toiL as bad or unintentionally funny. Roses, Brian May of Queen fame, album some superior guitar hearin& them but nobody wanted to trombones and saxophones. It FfJIUJiic Heart is a weepy song These Irish boyos may do better to Neal Schon of Journey fame, and playing and excellent blues tunes. see them. wouldn't matter if they used Right that features lyrics too funny to return to Ireland and ea1 shepberd's Richie Sambora of Bon Jovi If Waters were alive, he'd be So Ric Ocasek, the Cars' lead Guard; they still stink. make you sad. For example, check pie while listening to a real Irish (ex.hale). really confused because these singer, departed to accomplish I hope that Rockin' the Bronx these out: "Then they took me band ... like House of Pain, for The album starts off with blues would have made him very many tbJnas. Firat llld foremost. he was meant to be a joke, because inside I Threw me up against the instance. MMddy Water BlMes and you'll happy. 84 • THE RMEW. April16, 1993 Senior design project inspires several innovations was in the first class to do the continued from pase 81 "We could have done so much beginning of the year," Devine says. more, so much quicker if we could He says it's one thing to do projects. They also had trouble t'inding have written a check for stuff," he problems in class. but another thing "The class was one of the most existing parts that would fit their says. entirely to design it. . successful classes I took," he says. design. Devine says. Since most of The group originally set a timeline "The major part of the semor "It forces you to put engineering the parts couldn't be found. they've for themselves, but Devine says they desig;t project is geared toward you science into practice." had to use the machine shop to fit haven't been able to meet their goals. fl.lldir.g an idea. but then you have to Cope says the goal of the senior most of their pans. "You can never consider implement it," says Devine. design projects is to "provide Money also posed a big problem everything," says Craig Murray (EG "There's a lot of problems realistic design experience for for the tilr't»member group that has SR), another member of the group. associated with making something as students. a budget of $1,000. "(Professors] try to open your eyes to opposed to just saying here it is on a "The main goal is education - to Schools like Stanford and problems. They bring up things piece of paper," he says. "You can't teach what design is all about." Massachusetts Institute of you've never considered." fmd parts and people don't ship you Kuhn, who works in the Technology, which will compete Other members wish they could stuff when they say they will." engineering field, says the project against the motorcycle in a race, have known all of the problems Senior design projects began in has a prxtical purpose. "It's a good attempt to simulate The largest network of professional storage facilities tor students il the u.s.! have budgets of $200,000 to beforehand. 1973 and have increased in intensity 1iiiiW $300,000 for one car. says Devine. "lf only I had a crystal ball at the throughout the years, says Cope, who what it is like out there. • ------~~------~

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On Sports By Greg Orlando Gone with the wind If you want a sport, look Scarlet (Knights) blow away lax 14-8 ••• for blood By Chris Dolmetsch Sports Editor "Serious sport has nothing to Momentum is a crazy thing. If db with fair play. It is bound up you don't have it. it's really hard to with hatred, jealousy, get. If you do have it, it's really boastfulness, disregard of all hard to get rid of. rules and sadistic pleasure in Take the Delaware men's witnessing violence: in other lacrosse team, for example. The words it is war minus the Hens' 14-8 setback to No. 15 shooting." - George "Pokey" Rutgers at Delaware Field Tuesday Orwell was their second straight loss after dropping a 16-11 decision to Last week, "Hulk" Hogan put a Towson State Saturday. · world of hurting on the very It was the fifth loss in eight portly body of former (yeah, games for Delaware (3-5), which is right) Sumo grand champion tied for 19th in the USll.A national Yokozuna to win the World rankings. Wrestling Federation On the other hand, it was Ruteers' fourth straiPht win 11 Heavvwei&?ht Chamninn~:hln . It was a gore-fest, really. Lots streak that began with a 17-7 of blood and violence and little victory over St. John's on March Japanese men trying to toss salt 31. The Knights (6-2) have in the eyes of American Heroes. outscored their opponents by a total Amid all the hokus and pokus, of 69-30 in the last four games. the truth emerged: In a world of The Hens started off well, hypocrisy, professional wrestling scoring two quick goals in the first is the most pure sport of all. five minutes. Senior attacker John But wait, the critic in the back Wunder, Delaware's leading scorer row will be quick to point out, with 28 tallies, gave the Hens a 1-0 isn't professional wrestling the lead 30 seconds into the game on a athletic version of a soap opera? pass from sophomore sensation Isn't it all script and flash and Anthony DiMarzo, his 28th assist blood and ooze, presented in such of the year. a form that even chimpanzees DiMarzo upped the Delaware will be able to watch and enjoy? lead to two with an unassisted goal Yes, it is. You, sir, win the at 11:08. prize. Wrestling is just a show But Rutgers would answer put on for the rubes so they quickly with the next three goals, won't have to take their two of them on assists from senior frustrations out on the wife and THE REVIEW I Walter M. Eben midfielder Jamie Watson, who had kids. Senior midfielder Mark Powers and the Delaware men's lax team were down and out in a 14-8 loss to Rutgers University Tuesday afternoon. four goals in the game. But, dear reader, wrestling The Hens tied the game at three doesn • t claim to be anything but on Thad Boyce's unassisted goal at smoke and pseudo-hostility. 5:24 in the first, but the Knights Wrestling has never been ... and take care of baseball as well would take the lead for good on marketed as anything but Chris Prat's score with 40 seconds neanderthals in spandex to go in the quarter. By Chris Dolmetsch couple of things happen, like Rutgers outscored Delaware 3-1 righteously smiting each other. Sports Editor Unlike certain other sports ... they threw a hopper over the in the second quarter on goals by For basketbrawl, there are two When a pitcher goes six pitcher's head but we didn't Watson, sophomore midfielder requirements - one must be innings, the defense catches four score the run at the plate. If he Scott Sullivan and Prat, and went talented enough to put the ball in runners attempting to steal and doesn't catch the ball in that into halftime leading 7-4. situation, then we score that basket and also be easily induced turns two double plays, you The Hens came out firing early it to throw punches. would expect to win a bail game. run, makes the game a little in the second half, with junior "Anytime we [The Chicago But these things added up to a different. defenseman Adam Allan's Bulls) play the Pistons, it's a 5-2 loss to Rutgers for the "So things didn't go our way. unassisted talley at 14:34 of the war," Bulls center and noted Delaware baseball team Let's put it that way." third. Then the bottom fell out for The Hens (12-7) had philospher Stacey King once Wednesday at Delaware Delaware. Diamond. numerous opportunities to score, The Knights went on a 4-0 tear, said. but didn't capitalize. Twice a "They hate us and we hate It was the Hens' second loss including two fourth quarter them. You know there will be in a row to a non-conference runner got nailed at the plate, Watson scores, to put them ahead and Delaware stranded 11 some hard fouls, probably some opponent. Delaware was battered 11-5. baserunners. pushing, and maybe a fight or 9-3 by George Mason Tuesday. Delaware would score three Rutgers ( 17-10) struck first two will break out." After Hen designated hitter more times in the final 10 minutes, with three straight hits in the Ah yes. Such is the gospel Matt Schmidt tied the game at but Rutgers got three more as well. according to the King. Amen and two with a towering homer to first inning that scored center "We seemed to run out of a little left field off Scarlet Knight fielder Brian Donnelly and bit of gas there," said Hen Coach hallelujah - and was that a right catcher Mike Higgins. or left you hit the referee with? starter Scott DePolo in the Bob Shillinglaw. "I think we forced Hockey, with all the glamours fourth inning, Rutgers Coach The Hens almost scored on some errors that hurt us, and illusions and false pretenses Fred Hill brought in freshman Kevin Blackhurst's double in the opportunities where there wasn't second, but Knight second stripped away, is a bunch of Scott Madison (1-1), who really pressure on anybody, threw criminally inclined men on skates proceeded to throw five shutout baseman Joe Litterio nailed the ball out of bounds or forced it demonstrating conclusively that innings, allowing two hits while Schmidt at the plate. inside when we really shouldn't Rutgers held a one-run lead have." evolution sometimes works in striking out six. Jeremy Benson (3-2) took the after Delaware shortstop Dan But Shillinglaw was optimistic reverse. loss, pitching six innings while Hammer knocked in a third­ about the rest of the season. More basic than that - the allowing 10 hits and four runs. inning run. Schmidt's homer tied "We have opportunities against allure of hockey lies in the fact •I. "In terms of baseball it in the fourth, but Delaware nationally ranked opponents to make il ·,. THE RfViiW/WaJietM:-fbi!n - that blood bounces when comes parlance, we didn't play with a would come no closer after some things happen for us, and that's in contact with ice. Delaware third baseman Bruce Shatel makes it ahead of the throw lot of luck," said Delaware what we're going to do," be said. Sports in general have become Coach Bob Hannah. "We had a see BASEBALL page 86 to Rutgers second baseman Joe Litterio in Wednesday's 5-2 setback. a lot less of play hard and play fair and a lot more of if you want blood, you got it. The sport itself, it seems, is only an neuse to charge the mound, drop the gloves, throw Hen Tennis routs Drexel down the gauntlet and get to the fisticuffs. Professional athletes (and Harrison destroys Mogavero in 9-0 victory: there is a contradiction in terms for you. Cut it out and paste it on your wall for future reference.) "He wasn't much of a competitor" oftentimes are million-dollar By Larry Maurer said Harrison, "He wasn't much of a than everyone on my team," said hitmen/crybabies who settl~ their ~~~~porter competitor and he didn't have many Laverson, "except one kid who has problems with the closed fist. The Delaware men's tennis team weapons." played his whole life." The list of bandidos cuts used strong performances from senior Paul (8-1), who is currently in the Junior co-captain Mark Buell (5-4) across all sports, from the most Jeff Harrison and sophomore Dave Paul midst of an eight-match win streak, said his opponent offered an extremely physical to baseball, the least to pummel visiting Drexel 9-0 in their used a good serve and excellent foot unique compliment after their match interesting. only North Atlantic Conference regular speed to dispose of Dave Smith 6-2,6-2 that seemed to uphold what both Cincinnati Reds pitcher Rob season match on Wednesday. at third singles. coaches said. Dibble lives to burl honehide at The Hens (7-2. 1-0 NAC) rebounded The Hens overpowered Drexel in "After the game he told me he felt batters' heads. His pitches travel from Tuesday's tough 5·4 loss to nearly every match, which is exactly like he was Mr. Magoo out there like tacos through the digestive Lehigh to bury the Dragons (0-6, 0-1 what coach Roy Rylander expected. playing Boris Becker,'" said Buell. system and are certified NAC). "Drexel has problems getting enough "It made me feel like I was beating weaponry. Harrison (8-1) opened his match people out for the team because of the up on someone like my great Hockey players like •Tiger" against Drexel's Mike Mogavero by way their semesters always go, so you grandmom." Williams, Dave Schultz, Tie scoring 16 straight points en route to his had to expect us to beat them," The Hens continued to roll in the Domi and Gary .. Hit 'em low" 6-0. 6-0 victory in which he gave up Rylander said. doubles matches where Harrison and Howatt only see ice time when only six points. Drexel coach AI Laverson explained Paul (7-1) teamed up to dominate the the coach wants an opposing Harrison used a strong ftrst serve and that many of his players have never Dragons' Mogavero and Scott Downs. player roughed up. powerful volleys to keep Mogavero at played tennis before college. and he "This is our only conference The bastardazation of sport• the baseline and utilized his strong sometimes has to go to campus and match," said Harrison, "so we had to can even be seen In the lowly return of serve to confuse and tire him. recruit so there is still a team. beat them as bad as possible to improve bone race. During a race In THE REVIEW I W.Jter M. Eben "That's what I had to do today "Any one of the players at Delaware our seed in the NAC tournament next see ORlANDO pap 86 Delaware hodcey/tennia Mark Buell pbyer returns a shot In his win. because 1 was off a level yesterday," has played mote tennis in the last year week."

,I Princeton collapses in first, then falls on. Hens Etherington tosses complete-game 1n 2-1 Delaware win; Tigers come back for 8-1 second-game blowout By Mary Desmond Delaware tri-captain Christine Whatever affected the Tigers' Auisr•nr Sports Editor . Glatt made it to first when her gloves during the first game was The Princeton softball team grounder to second base rolled contagious - but this time the lost to Princeton in the first game through Traci Fox's legs and into Hens caught it. In the first iMing, of a doubleheader at Delaware the outfield. senior outfielder Kristy Thorpe's Field Tuesday. A double by sophomore two-run line drive over shortstop Plagued by six errors by the outfielder Lisa Myers landed in Michelle Rittenhouse's head was fifth inning, Princeton (19-9, 3-2 short center field. Glatt sailed only slowed down by the tip of Ivy League) surrendered 2-1, around third, not slowing down as Rittenhouse's glove. This was just falling to the Hens for the first Tigers catcher Tara Pignoli the start of Delaware's trouble. time in eight years. straddled the home plate. · Without Etherington, the Hens "We capitalized on their Although the ball reached home couldn't keep Princeton off the mistakes," said Delaware Coach first, Pignoli dropped it as Glatt bases. B.J. Ferguson. "Our kids played slid in to score the first run of the Two runs and three errors later, hard and came out with a win." game. Janna Kedersha relieved freshman The Tigers didn't give the Hens Myers hit also advanced Veronica Homiak in the third that chance during the second sophomore Allison Gladwell to inning. But the change didn't game, winning in an 8-1 rout. third, and the run came in when slow down Princton's Ferguson blamed the loss on a bad outfielder Erin Eisonhower hit a momentum.. start that didn't end. grounder to short that was While the Tigers scored four "When it rains, it pours," said mishandled by the first baseman more runs in the next four Ferguson. "The mistakes kind of on the throw innings, the Hens remained shut snowballed. But we'll take the The Tigers escaped a shut-out down. split and work on fixing the in the sixth when center fielder Similar to the first game, the errors." Stacy Thurger crossed home on losing team was saved from a The first game remained Fox's sacrifice fly off Delaware's scoreless game in the last scoreless until the fifth inning as Christine Etherington. But the inning. when freshman outfielder Delaware (10-7, 0-2 NAC) started earlier errors in the game came Jackie Boisvert scored off of to convert the Tigers' errors into back to haunt Princeton, and the Christine Glatt's grounder to THf REVIEW /Walts M. Eben runs. first game ended 2-1 Delaware. second. Princeton's Trad Fox beats the throw back to first under the tag of Hens' first baseman Allison Gladwell. Baseball shut down Orlando's Magic mntinued from page 85 It was the Knights', who are continued from page 85 punishment were instituted for Madison entered the game. currently 6-2 in the Atlantic-tO periods of more than one or two The Knights scored again on Conference, it was their seventh 1990, jockey Julie Krone got mad games? right fielder Doug Alongi's one­ win in nine games. at a fellow rider and, in the Reprimand? Do you think a out, two-run single in the fifth "That's a good ball club and middle of the home stretch, guy making eight gazillion that scored Littero and center they played real well," said began striking him with her whip dollars a year will really accept fielder Andy Degler. Hannah. "We bad some scoring like Mistress Marge, Queen of moral guidance from a shlump Benson left the game after opportunities, but you have to Domination, coach who's pulling down about allowing a single to Higgins in come up with the key base hit. Whether it's on the ice, the half of nothing? But we'll be back." the sixth, but even Schmidt's pitcher's mound or the hardcourt I w~nt to the fights the other two shutout innings of relief HEN NOTES - The Hens floor, the fans eat the violence day ... you know the rest. couldn't help the Hens generate faced North Atlantic Conference up. To hell with competition and Oy. any runs rival Drexel in the finals of the sportsmanship - the fans want Rutgers would add one more Liberty Bell Classic last night at their pound of flesh. Creg Orlando is an entertainment on Alongi's ninth-inning double, Veterans S tadi urn in Literally. editor for The Review. It's his but it was too late for the Hens. Philadelphia ... Delaware will All attempts to discipline personal opinion this column be travel to Boston this weekend to named either Creg's Dre8s, 0 Madison came on in the athletes fail miserably. Fines? Knows or Orlando's Mag1c. bottom of the ninth and take on the Huskies of What's a few thousand here and Northeastern in doubleheaders promptly struck out pinch hitter there when an star can literally Saturday and Sunday .. .It will be Ethan Jack, and got leadoff man afford to clean their major In Tue.'idil~ 's Review Sports the Hens' first conference road Deroo Brown to ground out. orifices with $100 bills? Del.nwre's got two new games this season. He walked Dan Hammer on Suspensions? A day off for pro teams. six pitches, but Dilenno popped fighting? Oh woe and horror. We'vE:' got 't:'m ("Overed. up high and short, and Knight last n~s Delaware-Drexel game wu THE REVIEW I Walts M. Eben Making a player sit for their too late for this issue. Review 5Jl01\' by the S\\>t.'clf while you read. first baseman Kassan grabbed it numbers will retum next week. Delaware defender Melissa Michalski and midfielder Brenda Lear crimes might work, if the to seal the victory. attempt to block a UMBC pass during the Hens' 18-14loss Tuesday.

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are available from 10 a.m.- 4 p.m., today through Friday, on central campus at the Mitchell Hall Box Office. 8 P.M., THURSDAY, MAY 6 $15-U.D. students, $17.50-U.D. faculty and staff, $22.50-general public !IlBOB Tickets also are on sale, 8:30a.m.- 5 p.m., CARPENTER weekdays, at the Bob Carpenter Center Box Office, and through 1'JCU~t'~ at CENTER 984-2000 or (215) 336-2000. FOR INFORMATION, CALL 831-HENS.

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