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Questions Raised Over Disappearance of Forms r Capitol Gang friends for the Nov. 5 elections. applications and handed them in according By Brian Langston UCDC program participants “This was a little over a month ago. I to procedure. Staff Writer______M p u in u i are invited to a turned them in, and a couple of weeks ago I “It’s not like he lost them. He turned them club meeting in the UCen noticed a couple of people getting their in. There’s a 100 percent certainty of that,” he said. ||yin g A Studios Room The recent loss of 23 voter-registration cards, those cards you get in ¿he mail,” he forms has led to disappointment over the said, referring to confirmations of registra­ According to Chamberlin Campaign tonight at 7pd& 1 electoral process for several students and tion forms. Manager Tom Widroe, the registration forms were all given to the county elections office u finger-pointing between a local political Wondering why neither he nor his friends ¡§1s i d e ... campaign and Santa Barbara County. had received confirmation cards, he con­ and must have been lost there. T h e tacted the Chamberlin offices and inquired “The Chamberlin campaign has registered AS, M O ie it forms, col­ about the situation, Goldfarb said. hundreds and hundreds of students at lected by “They called up some phone number and UCSB,” he said. “We photocopy every re­ opposition to seawalls and sophomore checked ... and the people I registered we­ gistration and turn [the forms] in to the agenda ro-onlcrs were business ren’t registered,” he said. county.” pnong the items discussed economics Junior communications major Scott Teje­ However, county elections office Mana­ major rían, one of the many who filled out an appli­ ger Bob Smith maintains the forms never & A S Leg Council last v cation, was upset when he learned he wasn’t made it to the county. _ ig h t. Adam Goldfarb on behalf of the campaign for Willy Chamberlin for 3rd District super­ registered. “There’s no record of them being turned in visor, were apparently lost in the shuffle be­ “I found out I wasn’t going to get to vote,” and the accusation that they were lost here is See News p. 3 tween campaign headquarters and the he said. “I was so furious. I really care about nonsense,” he said. “We’ve been through county. Goldfarb, who was asked by Cham­ the local election.” this office twice, and they’re not here.” Tejerían added that Goldfarb did every­ berlin campaigners to work as a voter- See CARDS p.6 Blame It on the registration canvasser, registered 23 of his thing he could to make sure he collected the

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See Sports p. 8 Efforts to further campus in­ ternational academic relations progressed Wednesday when Homeward Bound? UCSB and Brazil’s Universidade Federal de Roraima signed an Travis Moon is back, If only agreement to establish greater research opportunities. vote for Bill Clinton before Chancellor Henry T. Yang and Alan Lemos, vice-rector of vanishing into the woods o f Universidade Federal de Ror­ Montana, ■ aima, co-signed a collaborative accord between the two univer­ sities, creating a j oint effort to in­ crease research prospects. Anthropology Professor Na­ Chancellor Henry T. Yang (right) and Anthropology Professor Napoleon Chagnon (center) talk to poleon Chagnon, who has stud­ Alan Lemos, vice-rector of the Universidade Federal de Roraima in Brazil, at the signing of a re­ ied the indigenous Yanomamo search agreement between UCSB and the South American university Wednesday. The agreement people of Venezuela for 32 will open up further research opportunities between the two educational institutions. years, spearheaded the pact in hopes the two universities will A Good ‘‘Oops benefit in research and other The alliance will not only ben­ from each institution will have friendship between countries,” areas of interest. efit the Anthropology Dept, but easier access into either country. Yang said. “The intellectual ex­ Like penicillui and vulcan- “The agreement we’re in­ will also assist other academic The agreement will allow for change will impact so many izêd ruiner, some accidental volved in will increase efficiency disciplines, according to College more regular research than pre­ fields at UCSB and will bear fruit in a lot of the different areas of of Letters and Science Provost viously permitted, Chagnon f o r o u r effo rts in discoveries are beneficial/ I research,” Chagnon said. Gretchen Bataille. said. internationalization.” Lemos agrees that the colla­ “The agreement will improve “With this agreement, re­ cure a tare type o f cancer. borative accord will aid the stu­ relations with Brazilian scholars searchers can have a regular re­ Biosocial anthropology grad dies of various academic inter­ and provide larger access for stu­ search clearance,” Chagnon student Michael Price is among - ’ ' S ee H eadliners p . 2 ests for students in Brazil as well dents from various academic said. “Now I can apply for larger the many students who will ben­ as UCSB. studies,” Bataille said. “We will long-term funding to guarantee I efit from the newly signed Artsweek Jones: “This alliance will open up be gaining relationships with can do the work." agreement. wide perspectives of operations another university as well as Yang and Lemos exchanged The Last Crusade for students from both coun­ furthering our international in­ university souvenirs prior to ‘This gives us increased op­ tries,” Lemos said. “Students terests. It’s evidence of our com- signing the agreement as an ex­ portunity to study that part of Di&bwalla! Dishwalia! here will be able to go to Brazil mitment to international pression of alliance and friend­ the world that we previously could not reach because of polit­ Oishwalla! U ve music and and take a short course for their studies.” ship between the campuses, as interest studies, or work on their As well as providing better well as the two nations. ical red tape,” Price said. “This more in another edition of dissertations and return to Santa academic opportunities, this al­ “We are cementing the al­ pact helps all grad students who gfitsvtee^ yooat entertain­ Barbara to present them.” liance ensures that students liance through formal ties and have interests in Brazil.” ment hostess with most-csL Rally to Address Women’s Issues and Upcoming Election A variety of women’s issues will be the fo­ We need to energize young voters to keep the men’s rights in order to bring it to the cus of a Storke Plaza assembly today as part issues in mind.” forefront.” of a nationwide effort to educate students Speakers will include National Abortion The event first received attention in 1977 about their collective power as voters. Rights Action League President Kate Mi- in commemoration of Rosie Jiménez, who The National Young Women’s Day of Ac­ chelman, women’s activist and Fam e televi­ died from an illegal abortion that year. Over tion Rally, reflecting the theme of “Voices sion actress Cynthia Gibb, and various stu­ 300 university campuses have incorporated Power Choices,” will take place today from dent and community leaders. In addition, the event into their schedules this year, and 11:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. and will feature speakers bands such as Spice and Spontaneous Com­ UCSB’s should exceed any past campus ef­ on the state of the feminist movement, ac­ bustion will appear. forts, O’Brien said. Cheese! cording to event organizer Erin O’Brien. Topics will include abortion, women’s “The rally will entail a variety of issues we health and domestic violence, which are not “Last year the planning was small, with “One may smile, and will be addressing on choice. Ideally, we addressed commonly enough in everyday only table education used. There was not smile, and be a villain.” want to re-educate the students because life, said assistant organizer Blinker Wood. enough people working,” she said. “Every­ many young students tend to forget about “[The assembly is part of] a coordinated thing is much bigger and better than last •William Shakespeare the struggles of the women’s movement,” she event throughout the nation with schools year.” said. “There are issues being voted on in putting on events and rallies,” he said. “It is Congress that are important to young voters. necessary to have two days a year for wo- —David Clark 2r Thursday; October 24,19% Daily Nexus Headliners Daily Nexus Editor in Chief Nick Robertson News Editor £ Michael Ball Layout/Design Editor J > Jo lie Lash Campus Editors 1/1 Linda Apeles, Bryce Baer Accidental Find Could Kill Rare Cancer County Editor 3 Z L Brian Langston Asst. County Editor Kim Bolton Eventually the research­ whether the lesions will AP Wire Editor-A* Chris Koch ers found that chorionic come back. Opinion Editors Nicole Milne, Marc Valles gonadotropin, a hormone Sports Editor Brian Berger Currently, Kaposi’s sar­ Asst. Sports Editors 2 Steve Large, Alex Nugent, Yier Shi’ made early in pregnancy Artsweek Editor Eric Steuer coma is treated with radia­ T* BOSTON (AP) — The form of skin cancer that is by the human placenta, tion and chemotherapy, Asst. Artsweek Editor Jolie Lash chance discovery that extremely rare except seemed to stop the cancer which carry unpleasant Photo Editor Djamel E. Ramoul some pregnant lab mice among AIDS patients, es­ in the test tube. Illustrations Editor Ryan Altoon side effects. In contrast, Copy Editor A James Lissner are resistant to Kaposi’s pecially homosexuals, Next, Dr. Parkash S. chorionic gonadotropin Asst. Copy Editor WÈ Bryan Pon sarcoma, a form of cancer striking between 15 per­ Gill and colleagues from actually makes patients Copy Readers w Bobbie Flores, Todd A. Hovanec, Tad Ram spott seen almost exclusively cent and 30 percent. The the University of Southern feel better. IPS among AIDS patients, has disease can be fatal and California tested the treat­ “I have never used a Advertising Manager 1 Matt Slatoff yielded a promising new causes purplish blotches. ment on 36 patients. They drug before that has side Account Executives Bryan Bums, Stacy Hedemark, treatment for the disease. effects that patients actu­ ftKara Hunter, Michele Larsen, The treatment involves --- (( Virginia Shannon, Steve Thomas ally like,” Gill said. “Some Melissa Trout a hormone derived from I have never used a drug before that has gain weight, have im- the urine of pregnant wo­ proved.endurance, can lift P roduction / Erin Barta, David Diaz, Stacy Jones, men. University of South­ side effects that patients actually like. more weight and have a Bridgitte McDaniel, Luis Morales, ern California researchers feeling of well-being.” IS Amy Phillips, Jake Schirm, Yier Shi found that injections di­ Dr. Parkash S. Gill rectly into the tumor often University of Southern California Gill said it costs about make the cancer $150 to treat one spot of Yawn disappear. ------jj _ cancer, and the approach The hormone triggers is suitable for those with the cancer cells to commit Researchers working reported their results in up to 10 or so cancerous suicide, although exactly with AIDS pioneer Robert Thursday’s issue of the outbreaks. how it works remains a Gallo, now at the Institute New England Journal of mystery. of Human Virology at the M edicine. Researchers are now “It’s an important find­ University of Maryland, They tried four commer­ testing bloodstream injec­ ing,” said Dr. Anthony discovered that an inbred cial varieties and found tions of the hormone to Fauci, head of the Na­ strain of hairless mice, that one made by Wyeth- see if it stops Kaposi’s sar­ Editorial Policy: tional Institute of Allergy which are ordinarily sus­ coma that has spread Ayerst Laboratories All letters to the editor and columns submitted for publication be­ and Infectious Diseases. ceptible to all sorts of worked best. Cancerous through the body. While come property on being turned in. “It certainly had a drama­ cancer, could not be in­ spots went away com­ not ready to release those tic effect and needs to be duced to get Kaposi’s sar- pletely in 10 of 12 patients results yet, Gallo hinted, Letters to the editor and columns must be lim ited to two pages, aggressively pursued.” coma if they were “There is an important fu­ typ<*d double-spaced (3,000 characters), and include the author's who got the highest doses, name and phone number. Kaposi’s sarcoma is a pregnant, although it is unclear ture for this approach.” Corrections Policy: To call an error to the attention of the Editor in Chief, provide a written statement Truce Is Ignored, Kurds Recommence Fighting detailing the correct information. The Daily Nexus publishes all corrections of e rrors. United Kingdom now call on both sides to implement this cease-fire in place beginning immediately,” Pellet­ The Daily Nexus is published by the Press Council and partially reau said. “This means that each side will take defensive funded through the Associated Students of the University of Califor­ positions and not initiate firing or hostilities.” nia, Santa Barbara on weekdays during the school year, weekly in ANKARA, Turkey (AP) — Warring Kurdish factions The Turkish news agency Anatolia reported, however, summer session. battled to control a strategic dam in northern Iraq on that Talabani’s forces had regained control of the hydro­ Editorial M atter— Opinions expressed on the Editorial pages and Wednesday despite agreeing in principle to a electric dam Dokan. Shazad Saib, a spokesperson for in the W eather Box are the individual contributor’s. Opinions ex­ pressed in the Daily Nexus do not necessarily reflea those of UCSB, U.S.-mediated cease-fire. 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Palestinian National Assembly Welcomes Chirac tional assembly — security for all.” W e a t h e R slammed recent Israeli He said the world policies. would support the Palesti­ nians as long as they tried Now, I realize that inflation is an integral as­ RAMALLAH, West should be democratic and “No peace can be to work for a democratic pect of capitalism, but a recent trek to the Cor­ Bank — Palestinians hon­ admonished them not to achieved by excluding the state. Palestinian leader ner Store has shaken my confidence in Adam ored French President “give in to the temptation city of peace, Jerusalem,” Yasser Arafat has been cri­ Smith’s grand vision. Jacques Chirac with a of violence” — a reference he said. ticized for his autocratic Their wonderful bin of brand-name candies hero’s welcome Wednes­ to Palestinians turning rule in the past two years. has provided a staple to my diet for two years day, and he in turn de­ their guns on Israeli sol­ He added that Palesti­ now. You see, they were priced at the starving- lighted Palestinian legisla­ diers during last month’s nian statehood “is not in Arafat thanked Chirac student-friendly rate of 15 cents apiece, or seven tors with a speech sup­ deadly rioting. any way a danger to the for his support and said for a dollar, and many lean times I’ve scrounged porting their goal of an The 88 lawmakers burst security of anyone. On the the Palestinians needed 30 pennies to score a meager yet satisfying independent state. into applause when contrary, a Palestinian his help against the hard­ dinner. Chirac also told the legi­ Chirac — the first foreign state and comprehensive line Israeli government of But to my surprise, I went there the other day slators that their state leader to address their na- and just peace guarantees Benjamin Netanyahu. with 45 cents, hankering for a Snickers, Clark Bar and York Peppermint Patty, only to find I couldn’t even buy two Almond Joys. S o m eb o d y Big Bird Speaking Russian: Moscow Hosts Children’s Show has jacked the prices — now it’s one for a quar­ ter and five for a dollar! Russian air, reflecting Russian life and values. After sending these numbers through the The set has moved from New York’s brownstones to a Nexus think tank, we realized that this is 66 per­ Moscow courtyard, the home of three new brightly col­ cent inflation on individual bars and 40 percent ored Muppets, a Russian family and their neighbors. inflation on bulk — a rate that would inspire MOSCOW (AP) — Can you tell me how to get to Scenes filmed in Russia are combined with segments corrupt Third-World-nation residents to revolt! Ulitsa Sezam ? featuring familiar Sesame Street characters — gabbing Why the sudden markup? Are Comer Store Russian children now have their own version of the away in dubbed Russian — for messages that cross cul­ managers trying to prevent campus tooth de­ popular American children’s program Sesame Street. tural boundaries. cay? Or could it have something to do with the The show hit TV screens this week and hopes to change Bert and Ernie have become Vlas and Enik, and the holiday of sweets just around the comer? the outlook of a generation of Russians growing up in a Cookie Monster is Keks, a kind of Russian muffin. Hmmm.... democratic society. Producers say they want to give Russian children con­ Today will be sunny with warm gusty winds Ulitsa Sezam — a literal translation of Sesam e Street fidence in a world vastly different from the one their pa­ that will continue into the night. Enjoy it while — is not a pure American transplant and has a distinctly rents knew. it lasts. Daily Nexus Thursday, October 24,1996 3

Order of Agenda, Seawalls Discussed by Council SPRING BREAK body advise the DP Sea­ walls,” he said. “There’s By Linda Apeles disagreed, believing the wall Owners Association really no way that you can Staff Writer bill would have been SPECIALS! M ineffective. to seek out alternatives to stop erosion.” “I see where this bill is the timber structure before Schneider agreed, ad­ Roundtrip Air and: 3 nts hotel 7 nts hotel M A bill aimed at altering going, but I don’t think pursuing construction ding that much of the fear eeting agendas as well as that it is in the best interest plans. about cliff erosion was Mazatlan $299 $372 H position against a Del of the students we do have A.S. Environmental Af­ spumed by past incidents P'rtoVall. $386 $528 U laya seawall proposal coming,” said On-Campus fairs Board co-chair Eric when sections of the cliffs, ^vere among the items Rep Damien Phillips. “I Cardenas helped present filled with rainwater at the Cabo $399 $576 sard at the Associated don’t think it corrects the the bill, citing its cost in blufftop, fell during tudents Legislative problem.” construction and mainte­ storms. Because the sea­ fCouncil meeting Although the bill failed nance and what he said wall would only protect Wednesday. to pass, White will con­ was the seawall’s illegal in­ the base, it would be inef­ Defeated by one vote, tinue to fight for a plan to terference with public fective in stopping ero­ the Re-ordering of Agenda help augment attendance. beach access. He said the sion, according to Change bill, authored by Schneider. Off-Campus Rep Jake — 66------“It was the rain, not the White, proposed impro­ There’s really no zuay that you can stop oceans,” he said. ving audience attendance Also passed by an 11-4 at meetings by asking that erosion. Eric Cardenas vote with two abstentions A.S. reports be moved co-chair was the Officer Eligibility Classified Hotline: 893-7972 from the end of the meet­ Environmental Affairs Board bill, which requires reps to live among their consti­ Phone in your Daily Nexus ad ing to the beginning. This ------55 _ with MasterCard or Visa would help ensure that au­ tuents, either on- or off- dience members sit “I don’t think this issue wall’s main supporters are campus. through the meeting’s en­ is dead,” he said. landlords who are only In other business, the PAID POLITICAL ADVERTISEMENT tirety, White said. Also discussed and concerned about protect­ General Policies Change Consistent attendance unanimously passed, the ing their investments, ad­ bill and the Suspense Ac­ helps students get an accu­ Del Playa Seawall bill, au­ ding that the wall also does count Policy Change bill rate picture of A.S. weekly thored by Rep-at-Large not address erosion from were both tabled. activities, he added. Dan Schneider, called for the clifftops, where 58 per­ “To me, I don’t think it’s Leg Council to officially cent to 60 percent of the The Roll Call bill, which too much to ask to show oppose construction of a loss occurs. would require a second [students] that we are do­ proposed seawall on Del “Erosion is a naturally roll call at the end of each ing our job,” White said. Playa cliffs. It also re­ occurring process. It meeting to improve rep at­ Other board members quested that the governing doesn’t work to put in sea­ tendance, was withdrawn.

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I hate Bill Clinton. trick or treat... It’s truly a disgrace that I’m forced to vi the lesser of three evils and people lik< forced to vote for politicians that don’t my interests, just to avoid supporting so: resents me even less. Bob Dole would hate me if he knew me. After he me the story— 10 times—of how he climbed out of a hole to rescue his army buddy, I’m not sure whal would talk about. Unless he were willing to share si good unedited Richard Nixon anecdotes complete \ impersonations and profanities, we would be force talk about issues, and I disagree with him on just al every issue in the world. \ s t a t e . — ¿ Ross Perot would be fun for a little while. H s er taining, to say thè least. We’re both into conspira b u d a e t ies, but he actually believes them. I think that Hi his death to escape the Nuremberg trials, got a s< I— and is now living in California disguised as a Congi woman from the Central Coast. Perot thinks the Repi cans conspired to ruin his daughter’s wedding. He prove it with pie charts and graphs. In the end, thouj have to remember that I’ve never met a Texan I li Then there’s Bubba. To put it plain and simple, Clinton is a fascist. I used to throw that word “fascist ound like Hideo Nomo throws baseballs for Bob D( favorite team, the Brooklyn Dodgers. I really toe thumping from Nexus readers in The Reader’s Voice ] about my use of that word and I promised I would comparing Ronald Reagan to Adolf Hitler, George E to General Franco, Bob Dole to Benito Mussolini Willy Chamberlin to Willy Chamberlin. I guess I’m ! KEVIN GLEASON/Dafly Nexus ing a relapse. I should never have stopped attending Labelers Anonymous meetings. The problem is that when a guy like Bubba annoui that he is proposing legislation that requires all teena Misplaced Priorities to submit to a drug test before they are issued a di license, there are a few words that do that sort of pei justice. There’s “psycho,” “tyrant,” “dictator,” “tota State’s Tragic Insistence on Prisons Over Schools Hurts Blacks Most rian,” “Republican” and then my favorite word, “fase best interests lie? In reactionary tactics or prepar­ Bill Clinton is a fascist and all I can say is that I’m glad Editorial ready have my license. ing youth to be successful in life? The problem seems to be that fascism is alive and In days of yore, California embodied the vision of Increasing prison expenditures certainly won’t in America and nobody really seems to notice, let a opportunity and diversity, in both its land and its alleviate any of the problems associated with care. Modern-day politicians have come a long way i people. People flocked to California from across undereducation, i.e. crime. Cut higher education the old-time fascist days. They seem to have mast and a vicious circle ensues: Less educated people propagating an ugly doctrine of nationalism and diete the nation and far-off lands, to the golden bastion of ship without the public knowing. sunshine, happiness: masses of ambitious dream­ have poorer chances of finding employment. With-- ers, new towns, abundant ways for anyone to out a job, and battered by societal messages of the need for wealth and posses­ The Reader’s Voice State Budget: Average Annual Rate of Growth sions, many will turn to crime. built wi 1983-84— 1994-95 Tolal Most distressingly, accord­ site of I Spending ing to the study, African- Urge ’96 beautifi. Americans suffer the most Editor, Daily Nexus: K-12 Education Isla Vis from our state’s “up with pris­ The very last contest on your ballot, ' Thes ons, down with college” if you live in Isla Vista, is one of the Fortson Higher Education agenda. As funding has de­ most interesting and significant. It’s a is comn creased, tuition simulta­ choice between two slates of candi­ of this Health dates running for the Isla Vista Park fund-ra neously increased, and the op­ Board. competi portunity for higher education My own involvement with Isla Vista Social Services have al among blacks has conse­ goes back more than 25 years, to the and hig tumultuous days of the I.V. riots. I co­ commit Corrections quently taken a sharp down­ turn — hence, fewer oppor­ authored the official history of those By cc tragic disturbances and witnessed the eludes : Transportation tunities, less jobs, more crime. impressive efforts of Isla Vista resi­ vocal c The shocking statistics prove dents, beginning with the Perfect Park propose sit-in of June 10,1970, to take charge Shared Revenues this: California’s state prisons represei presently are populated with of their community and achieve self- and que twice as many blacks as are government. The I.V. Park Board was riotism All Other an outgrowth of that movement, and such a i enrolled within the UC and to date it is the only elected governing attempt 12 15% CSU systems. body for Isla Vista. reach o SOURCE: JLEGISLATlVE ANALYST’S OFFICE clear tf Such a lack of balance is built in i achieve their hopes... if it was bristling and new, our shameful. We must question the state’s agenda in ration a state had it. directing an entire segment of the population tow­ I Urge This, of course, was an absolute myth. Other than ard the cell block twice as often as the lecture hall. that op] emhty ] the fact that we do have a decent amount of sun­ Moreover, we must question the people behind the hail \im shine, California never came close to the all- decline in university funding and all of its insidious V iJ ar encompassing ideal that we are misleadingly taught ramifications. youio v in elementary schools and Hollywood movies, nor be prou do we live it now. There are the obvious scapegoats. Clearly Gov. Kenned In fact, a reality check of California's pervasive Pete Wilson enjoys his election-year boosts by image as the microcosm of the 'land of opportun­ vaunting a “tough on crime” stance, since “tough on ity” proves it has been blown to bits decades ago. intelligence and job marketability” just doesn’t Ge One such check was released Tuesday by the Center have the same sweet, short-term effect on the mas­ Editor, on Juvenile and Criminal Justice, a public policy ses. Wilson’s cohorts on the UC Board of Regents Ayo group in San Francisco that has been watching over are in no way acting as a line of defense for the inter­ classes file rate of prison funding vs. higher education ests of ethnic students or even students in general, instruct spending for the past 16 years. elected, They discovered that the rate of funding for Yet when it comes down to it, we, the voting po- fewer e higher education vs. prisons has begun a dramatic pulation, are to blame. We allowed Wilson into of- Over the last 15 months I’ve been Ifthi serving on two committees of the instruct about-face—from 9.2 percent for education and 2.3 fice. Most of us will not express outrage and demand IVRPD, exploring the possibilities of that ner percent to corrections in 1981, to 9.4 percent and 8.7 for change upon reading the aforementioned re­ creating a monument to commemo­ tion co percent, respectively, in 1996. Although crime cer- suits of the prison study. Think on it. Then do some- rate the people who worked for peace, payers, tainly has increased since 1981, in no way, shape or thing about it, and vote for the officials and proposi- justice and nonviolence in Isla Vista Thereto form should quality education be sacrificed to tions that will put an end to the misdirection and and elsewhere during the Vietnam era. SBCC’s prison building in our state. Where do California’s mistakes of our “golden” state. This monument, to be designed and presidei ' |i H K * ti tlv i-- Daily Nexus înursaay, October 24,1996 5 nishing Brick ii America's Fascist Edifice Everyone has heard the anecdote that if one puts a frog test. Whether or not there is anything questionable in that in a pot of boiling water, it will jump out or die quickly. If urine is not the point. one puts the frog in a pot of cold water and then gradually People will have two choices: conform or attempt a heats the water to the boiling point, the frog won’t even lifestyle based on individualism, self-reliance and the know what’s happening until it’s dead. People all say, spirit of the first Americans who dumped British tea in “That’s interesting!” but they do nothing about it. I sup­ Boston Harbor. I wonder if that’s possible. Is it too late to pose that is the point of being brainwashed —you don’t wake America up without joining militias or blowing up know it’s happening. America is the frog and doesn’t federal buildings? Can we get some old-fashioned free­ know the water is heating up, and I’m scared. dom back without having to resort to eco-terrorism or After he told Call me naive. Call me gullible. (If you’re a Republican, dumping urinalysis cups into the nearest harbor? It l out of a fox- don’t call me at all.) I was one of those naive and gullible seems like a long shot, indeed. I expected this fascism ire what we souls who thought that things would change when Bill from Republicans but not from Bill Clinton and A1 Gore. i share some Clinton became president. I figured that since Bill was Well, I guess I’ll just have to wait and see what hap­ implete with one who enjoyed the pleasures of sex, drugs and rock ’n’ pens. When the time comes that we’ll have to pee just to be forced to roll, that it would become a little easier for individuals to enjoy our most basic rights, I’ll be living amongst the n just about operate outside the mainstream society. Instead of getting Randy Weavers, Ted Kaczinskys and David Koreshes of I easier, it is clearly getting harder. the world. Even though I deplore guns, violence and or­ H ! enter- Things are serious. I see fewer individuals. I see fewer ganized religion respectively, at least these guys were in­ lira rtheor- men with long hair, facial hair, trendy clothes and subver­ dividuals who valued freedom. They were pushed out Hi r faked sive ideas. I see fewer women who don’t shave body hair, into the margins of society by the gradual mainstreaming se /change who don’t wear makeup, who aren’t manipulated by of this once-great country, and that’s enough to make a Congress- fashion and who reject traditional sex roles defined by anyone go crazy. the Republi- tired, old white men. I don’t know about the rest of you readers, but if I have ling. He can Now this whole piss test thing has come to light. I have to send in my columns written on tree bark from a remote id, though, I to admit, it is a very clever way to force people to conform mountain cabin, so be it. One thing I do know: The only ;xan I liked, to the so-called traditional American values, once again, voluntary urine sample Bill Clinton will get from me is for simple, Bill defined by people like Newt Gingrich and Adolf Sea- a taste test. From this point on, direct all correspondence, [ “fascist” ar- strand. I also have to admit that exile in Saudi Arabia is money and hate mail to Travis Moon, the Unawriter. r Bob Dole’s looking better all the time. It’s getting harder to be able to Travis Moon is a Nexus columnist. sally took a function in Bill Clinton’s America if one is an individual. s Voice page Things have gotten so conservative and intolerant. This [ would stop DMV nonsense is just the beginning. 3eorge Bush Pretty soon, every place of business is going to require a ussolini and urine test, every college and university is going to demand less I’m hav- a urine test, and every church is going to demand a urine ittending my a announces all teenagers ued a driver art of person r,” “totalita- >rd, “fascist.” I’m gladlal- live and well ice, let alone mg way from ive mastered and dictator- VINCENT LUCIDO/Deily Nexus ice m,All to o ea sy...” Oh, no! The answer to built with private funds on the historic propriately so, as the U.S. Constitu­ ference between a welfare state and a site of Perfect Park, promises to be a tion does not authorize federal intru­ totalitarian state is a matter of time.” yesterday’s “Definitely beautiful and fitting testimony to both sion into education. The U.S. Dept, of STEVE CLOSE Guessing” has been cap­ Isla Vista’s history and future. Education and hundreds of other fed- The slate of Arthur Kennedy, David tured by Lord Vader! Fortson, Jon Wolken and Diane Conn Help the Kiddies Call 893-2691 to is committed to support the fulfillment of this dream, through a statewide Editor, Daily Nexus: demand its release. If fund-raising campaign and design I’m writing in regard to Measure M, competition. Arthur, David and Diane a school bond on the Nov. 5 ballot. enough of you call, your have all been unpaid, hard-working Measure M is a school bond that favorite guessing game and highly effective members of this will raise $26 million over the next 25 committee. years. The Isla Vista Elementary will escape the clutches By contrast, the opposing slate in­ School draws from the most disadvan­ cludes some of the most bitter and taged population in the Goleta School of the Galactic Empire! vocal opponents of the monument district, and the school and grounds proposal. They have consistently mis­ are in dire need of repair. The only m0§0S0§0t0%0$0$0$0$0m m represented the committee’s actions source of funds for these projects is and questioned the intentions and pat­ local bonds. The money is needed to Doonesbury b y g a r r y t r u d e a u riotism of anyone who would support renovate, rebuild, reopen and repair such a monument, despite numerous 10 school sites in the Goleta Union attempts on the committee’s part to School District. WELL, IF YOUR ONCB A W EEK, I CRUISE CLUB IS CLOSEP, I H A V E AROUNP AFTER PARK UN­ reach out to a wider public and make Twice before, the school district put TO D R IV E a bond on the ballot and in both cases M ILLIE, HOW PO TIL I SEE A PERFECTLY clear that the monument would be YOUACQUIRE THE DO W N TO FRIGHTFUL YOUNG M AN built in a spirit of remembrance, inspi­ received more than 66.2 percent of the MARIJUANA DOLORES NAMEP LUCCA. WHO SELLS ration and reconciliation. vote. But school bonds need 66.67 YOUNEEP? PARK... ME AN OUNCE- I Urge you to reject the negativism of percent (two-thirds) to pass and both eral programs exist in spite of prudent J that opposition slate, and with it, the constitutional restrictions. attempts fell fewer than 48 votes short emnty politics of recrimination that Citizen students should be re­ of helping the kids. haX\impeded the development of Isla minded of the perils of massive, centr­ Now, some of you might be thinking V iJ and the IVRPD. Instead, I urge alized government the founding that you have no children and asking you to vote for an Isla Vista we can all fathers so rightly feared and attempted yourselves, “Why in the world would I be proud of, embodied in the team of to avoid by enacting the 10th Amend­ care?” Well, I believe that supporting Kennedy, Fortson, Wolken and Conn. ment. Furthermore, teachers on the public education benefits us all. Well- ROBERT POTTER public payroll should refrain from educated children will be healthy and propagandizing their students, or at productive citizens. Please help the least admit that they probably have a elementary schools by voting yes on Get the Feds Out vested interest in the outcome of elec­ Measure M • tions and are apt to be biased. BAHAR SOOMEKH OH, P E A R , Editor, Daily Nexus: IT 'S DANGEROUS YOUR As to elections, students should USTENTO A young friend of mine is attending know that politicians tend to act like ANP STRESSFUL, WHAT, BUTl/UHATCAN MILUS? MO—I'M classes at SBCC. This student said an Santa Claus, passing out presents for TURNING instructor suggested that if Bob Dole is Bite Your Tongue IPO? LUCCA \ votes. One day soon, however, stu­ IS MY MAIN j STREET! elected, students would likely receive dents moving into the workplace will Editor, Daily Nexus: MAN! fewer education benefits. find themselves financing, through That was a great editorial today If this account is true, I believe this personal taxes, all the presents they (Daily Nexus, “Be Nicer Dammit!”, instructor should clarify to students voted for earlier. Plus paying Santa Oct. 22). Any chance the Nexus will that nearly all funding for their educa­ and his elves a whopping commission take aption itself and reconsider the tion comes from state and local tax­ for playing Robbing Hood. , casual use of bad language printed in payers, not the federal government. As government consumption gradu­ its own pages? That alone would re­ Therefore, it should matter little to ally overtakes private sector produc­ flect an improved standard of behavior SBCC’s budget or student fees who is tion, citizen voters should consider for our community. president of the United States. And ap- well the words of Ayn Rand: “The dif­ CAROL DECANIO 6 Thursday, October 24,19% Daily Nexus

each one. people that are Willy sup­ both for himself and his “I have [photocopies] porters,” he said. “It would friends. CARDS with their signatures and be really ironic if the “For the other guys, CROSS Continued from p.l affidavit numbers,” he county lost 23 registra­ they can’t vote. It sucks for Continued from p.8 He added that there is said. “We haven’t taken tions and we get blamed them. They should be al­ Rodriguez finished 15th POOL nothing the county can do them to the county yet.” for it.” lowed to vote,” he said. with a mark of 18:47. NOON-1PM, to investigate the disap­ Tejerian believes the “There’s no reason we “They did their part in UCSB’s attention now 6- 7PM pearance unless someone sudden disappearance of signing up. I did my part in turns to preparing for the comes forward with the this batch of registration MON.-THURS. For the other guys, turning everything in.” Big West Championships, Iviludini; Holidays names of the individuals, forms could be more than Widroe expressed op­ which will take place on as well as producing re­ a coincidence, however. they can’t vote. It timism that the applica­ Nov- 2 in Boise, Idaho. Wc are a non-smoking ceipts or affidavit numbers “It’s kind of strange. sucks for them. tions would be found. Last year the men’s squad establishment for the forms. You hear about how Willy narrowly defeated Utah “We’re waiting for the Chamberlin tries to stop They should be al­ “It’s just so bizarre be­ State to capture the league agency that had the cards students from voting in lowed to vote. cause we did maybe 500 title. This year, due to the to respond to us ... and for Isla Vista,” he said. Adam Goldfarb through our program and expanded Big West, the individuals to come for­ Widroe feels these sophomore why would this be the only competition will be a little ward with receipts,” Smith claims are completely un­ business economics batch that didn’t show stiffer. said. founded, stressing that up?” he said. “We’re just Not only will Boise FAMILY BILLIARD CENTER Without this informa­ their campaign registered ------hopeful that they’ll find State host the event, 1128 Chapala St • 9660915 tion, there is no place to between 400 and 500 stu­ wouldn’t turn in these 23, them and these students which could be plagued by begin searching, he added. dents — the majority of especially since they’re Re­ will get to vote.” cold weather, but the Widroe said that the whom were Republicans, publicans,” he added. Broncos will be the Chamberlin campaign has who are Chamberlin’s “We’re not that stupid to He added that if the Gauchos’ toughest Mighty kept meticulous records of main supporters. throw away GOP registra­ forms were not found, the opponent. all the registrations ob­ “[Our opponents are] tions, and ... why would Chamberlin campaign “After this weekend, we Midgets tained through their ef­ going to contend we did we only throw away 23?” would see if the photoco­ know we can run with Nexus Classifieds Work. forts, which included not turn them in, but that’s Goldfarb said he finds pies could be counted as everyone in the league ex­ making photocopies of ludicrous. ... These are all this experience frustrating valid registrations. cept for Boise,” Flamm said. “It’s just going to come down to who has the better day.” Before the teams head off to Idaho, UCSB will send its B-team to Cal Poly Pomona this Saturday for the Bronco Invitational. The meet will mark the end of the year for those runners not advancing to the conference finals.

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Most of our players had Wichita Falls, Texas, and lost to never experienced anything like Midwestern State University it.” By Scott Hennessee 2 - 0 . Despite the cold wintry The Gauchos (2-12-1 overall, weather, Midwestern State I know what UCSB students 1-4 in Big West) were originally (9-5-2 overall, 3-1-2 in the Lone do on Saturday nights. All one supposed to play Southern Star Conference) was convinced has to do is walk down Del Playa Methodist University in Dallas it was April — April McCol- to see what appears to be the en­ on Wednesday, but the match lough, that is. The sophomore tire population of our school was canceled by SMU because of forward scored one goal in each roaming the streets of Isla Vista scheduling conflicts. half to give MSU the victory. The in search of the next party. That’s UCSB Head Coach John Cos- two goals give her 12 on the sea­ all well and good, but what are saboon was disappointed that son, twice as many as her nearest those same students doing on his team did not get the oppor­ teammate, to go along with four those long Saturday afternoons? tunity to play against the Mus­ assists. I know one thing they’re not tangs. “They are a Final Four Both MSU goals were scored doing, and have not done since team from last year, and to have against sophomore Katie Eich- fell 1991. The students at UCLA that game taken away from us horst, who started the game at and UC Berkeley are doing it. was very difficult,” he said. “It goalkeeper in place of lisa Berto- Students all over the country are was a last-minute monkey lini. Eichhorst has now started ALAN JACOB Y/Dtily N t . J doing it — and having a great wrench thrown into our two games at goalkeeper and has BAD TRIP: The UCSB women’s soccer team had to fight horri­ time at that. What about us? given up three goals this season. system.” ble weather and a schedule conflict during its recent trip. If you haven’t figured out After making the two-hour Having been shutout in four what I’m talking about yet, it’s drive north to MSU from Dallas, straight games and six of their switching positions, and no­ MSU match, expressed similar football. Ah yes, the great Ameri­ the team was confronted with a last seven, the Gauchos have thing is working to put the ball sentiments. “We outshot the can sport of long bombs, violent driving rain and near-freezing been in a continual struggle to away,” he said. “We created other team but couldn’t get the collisions and overall head- temperatures. Officials decided score goals. Cossaboon was at a many opportunities to score and ball in,” she said. “We had two smashing fun. I know my Satur­ to go ahead with the match, even loss to explain the team’s stag­ just fell short in front of the net.” balls hit the goalpost, and day afternoons would be a lot after play was suspended mid­ nant offense. another shot missed by a couple livelier if I could go over to way through the second half due “We have tried different play­ Senior midfielder Kenna Ber- of inches. This is the unluckiest Harder Stadium and join a wave to lightning striking on the field. ers, different combinations, tell, who had five shots in the team I have ever played on.” of Gaucho fans in cheering on our fine university’s football team. Football is a forgotten sport around here nowadays, and I think that’s wrong. Santa Barbara Rugby Set to What are we left to do? Pick another college team to root for and watch them on TV? I don’t Battle Grunions in Opener want to watch another school. I By Amy K. Mitchell wantto watch my school. Butfor Reporter ______reasons unclear to me I can’t do that. The reason why we don’t have The UCSB rugby team will begin its preseason this Saturday at 1 a team is the lack of funds. Come p.m. with a game against the Santa Barbara Men’s Rugby Club on now, have you looked at your Grunions on Storke Field. tuition bill lately? Do you think Although the team has almost 50 members, most are first-year that every dollar of the $4,918.80 players. Despite the inexperience, the veterans are doing their best is going to be dispensed for the to help the newcomers learn the game. betterment of your education? “The team is working harder this year than in years past, with Let’s say that all of that money more practice and intensity,” said Gaucho President Joel Kelly. is being used and none of it can “The rookies and veterans are working well together to reach a be redistributed. Why not just more promising level this year.” raise tuition $32.20 a year to “I feel that there is a new energy on the team — a desire to win make it an even $4,950 per year. that was not present last year,” said veteran sophomore Patrick Tuition has been raised for less McDermott. popular purposes in the past. Gi­ Although the team has a new desire to win, the attitude going ven that the school has about into this weekend’s match against the Grunions is apprehensive. 15,000 undergraduates, that “I think right now with all the new guys, it is going to be a test would be $483,000 to start up against the Grunions,” said team captain Rob Campbell. “Because Gaucho football again. Kick in a it’s their first game, and with the Grunions being bigger and more few more bucks from the alumni experienced, it will be a physical game.” who might also want to see a This game will be a warm-up for the regular season that officially team back on the field and we begins in January. The squad has high hopes for the rest of the year. might get something started. “We have a good chance of winning the Southern California reg­ When I turn on my television ion again this year, and hopefully we’ll be able to turn it around and every weekend and see thou­ win the playoffs,” said Head Coach Trevor Morgan. sands of crazed students storm­ “Last year we achieved a lot of the goals that we wanted to by ing the field and bringing down winning our tournament, but this year we want to win our league goalposts after winning the “big and then hopefully go to the national championships,” added se­ ALAN JACOBY/Daily Nemo game,” I get sick. I wonder why nior lock Jon Fahmer. PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT: The UCSB rugby team has been my $4,918.80 per year does not With the team coming off a season in which it was ranked #4 na­ in training for its first game on Saturday against the Grunions. afford me the same opportunity. tionally, the club is looking forward to improving and winning American Dave McDonald. Sure, there are plenty of other again this year. sports to watch and support on “We’ve got a good group of rookies out this year with athletic “I expect us to have a lot of fun this year,” Morgan said. “And the ability, and they are learning the game. It is important to have good team is ready to do just that. They are focused, determined and campus 21 intercollegiate depth to be a national contender,” said senior two-time All- ready to play rugby."______. teams to be exact — but can you say that the excitement of a spike or a goal or a home run adds up Men's and Women's Cross Country Updates to the thrill of watching a 95-yard kickoff return for a men’s squad was awarded the w om en's By Brian Berger there. We were able to beat Cal touchdown? title. basketball team is Staff Writer______Poly [San Luis Obispo], who is It is a sad sight to see beautiful Leading the way for Santa looking for male one of our biggest rivals.” Harder Stadium vacant on Sa­ Barbara was senior Ben Flamm, The Gaucho women’s team turday afternoon. There is no­ scrim m age The UCSB men’s and wo­ who came in fourth place indivi­ did not enjoy as much success as thing left out there to see on an opponents. Meet men’s cross country teams were dually with a time of 25:41. Liam their counterparts, finishing Jones (11th place, 25:56), Nate autumn afternoon except for a on the second door both in action this past Saturday sixth in the team competition. lot of empty bleachers and a Jobe (13th, 26:03), Nate Elston of the Events at the Cal-Nevada Champion­ Once again Eliza Alexander great view of the mountains. Center tonight nt d ships in San Luis Obispo. (15th, 26:09) and Trent Biyson topped the list of Santa Barbara The next time you see p.m. if interested. The event was won by Divi­ (22nd, 26:19) rounded out the runners with a lOth-place effort. Chancellor Yang, tell him to sion II Adams State University UCSB effort. The senior completed the 5K raise your tuition. Tell him to You must be NCAA from Colorado. However, be­ “It was extremely windy, but course in 18:35. Junior Gabriela bring back some excitement to eligible. cause ASU was not from Califor­ we ran well,” Flamm said. our weekend. Tell him to bring nia or Nevada, the Gauchos See CROSS p.6 “There were a lot of good teams back our football team.