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VOL. XXI, NO. 14 MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 1986 an independent student newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's War against Police raid parties, drug abuse, sayReagans issue 34 citations

Associated Press By MARK PANKOWSKI state excise police issued I 07 News Editor citations at parties on Marx Street WASHINGTON Presi<1ent and Douglas and Ivy roads. Reagan--joined by his wife Police raided two student par­ In response to the number of Nancy, in declaring "another war ties and a local tavern early Sat­ citations issued to students in for our freedom" --pledged ag­ urday morning, issuing 34 cita­ the last two weeks, Student gressive government action tions as part of the "Operation Senator John Gardiner said he against drug abuse yesterday but SUDS" effort. has arranged For a legal forum said the key to its success will be Five law-enforcement agencies on Wednesday at 7 p.m. in the the courage of individual teamed up to raid parties on Library Auditorium. Americans. Madison Street east of Michigan "All students who have gotten "I will announce tomorrow a Street and Warrick Street near in trouble in one way or another series of new proposals for a Burdette Street as well as The should attend to learn of their drug-free America," the presi­ Commons, 826 N. Eddy St., said options," said Gardiner. dent said in a joint address with Indiana State Police Dispatcher "In addition, students should the first lady as they sat together Cherie Teghtmeyer. attend to learn of their rights 011 a love seat in their upstairs Twenty-eight citations were when confronted by law­ living room in the White House. issued for consumption of alco­ enforcement officers," he said. Reagan didn't disclose details hol by a minor, said Teghtmeyer. "These range from how the offi­ of the proposals but said they The other six were issued for cer should treat them to whether would bring federal spending on sale of alcoholic beverages to a or not one has to take a breat­ combating illegal drugs to $3 bil­ minor, altering a driver's license halizer test." lion. and the presence of minors in a Legal Services directors Mario "Your government will con­ tavern, she said. Zepponi and Glen Guanousky timtc to act agrcssivcly, but noth­ The raids were part of "Opera­ will study the situation and pres­ ing would be more effective than tion Stop-Underage-Drinking­ ent their findings at the Forum, for Americans simply to quit nd-Sales," said Teghtmeyer. he said. A question-and-answer using illegal drugs," the presi­ They involved 13 officers of the session will Follow. dent said. Indiana State Police, Indiana Gardiner said he initiated the "I'm mindful that drugs arc a State Excise Police, South Bend forum because of the numerous umstant tcmpt

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The Observer Monday, September 15, 1986- page 2 In Brief Football weekend begins Sal Stracquadaini was the lucky entrant among I, 288 New senior's sentimental journey Yorkers competing in a contest for a free weekend in Omaha. Mayor Mike Boyle drew Stracquadaini's winning card. Strac­ quadaini who says he has never been west of Dayton, Ohio There is something about the first home football 5aid he is looking forward to the trip. "From what I under­ game of a senior year that brings with it a prema­ stand, we're in for a surprise," he said after learning he won ture sense of nostalgia. Mary the trip Thursday. The contest was the idea of the Greater Of course, as a member of the Class of '87 I Omaha Convention and Visitors Bureau, which wanted New have experienced ambivalent feelings toward my Heilmann Yorkers to think about Omaha as a place to visit. -Associated new status as a senior from the moment I checked Assistant News Editor Press ·• off the "!-expect-to-graduate- in-May" box at registration and picked up my Career and Place­ Trekkies shouldn't worry about the Starship Enterprise, ment brochures. Graduation is no longer a com­ burned up in the last "Star Trek" movie. Anything can happen fortable long-term goal but a reality that is both in space, says James Doohan, who plays Scotty in the popular exciting and frightening. and up to now I wasn't television series and movies. Doohan discussed the death sure how I really fell about it. and subsequent resurredion of Mr. Spack in the Star Trek But it was this first home football game of my films. "In space, you can do anything." he said. "People talk last season of truly "home" games that gave my about the Enterprise being burned up. Wait and see," he said, vague impressions of Senior Year some sort of smiling like an engineer who'd just taken a starship from order. impulse power to Warp Factor Eight. The upcoming "Star Perhaps it was my first sight of the visitors con­ Trek IV: the Voyage Home" will be released in December. verging on the campus Friday - alumni, fans and Associated Press prospective students - that started my sentimen­ talizing. Journalist former ballet dancer and presidential son Ron In the past, giving directions to lost strangers Reagan has taken to the firing range to perfect his handgun and being pointed out as a sort of "student" exhibit techniques in a seminar that also included the author of the evoked only a sort of smugness: I could experi­ "Rambo" books and movies. Reagan and eight other men ence every day what wistful alumni struggle to were enrolled in a G. Gordon Liddy Academy seminar, in­ MY;1/t (1\ recapture in one frenzied weekend. Last Friday, ,r- tended for police and security specialists, at the Counterr however, my reaction to the annual pilgrimage of s. Hou~er Group Academy in Red Hook, about I 00 miles north of New ND faithful to South Bend was that of an ines­ York City. Reagan was sent to the $2,700, three-week program capable realization that next year, I too would be by Playboy Ma~azine, for which he is writing an article. a visitor to a place which for over four years has an idea, but already I've fmm

Design Editor ...... Kathy Huston Features Copy Editor ...... Lisa Typesetters ...... Chris Reardon Features Layout .... Melinda Murphy News Editor ...... Chris Bednarski Typists ...... Colleen Foy Copy Editor ...... Chris Julka ND Day Editor ...... Laurine Megna Sports Copy Editor ..... Marty Burns Photographer ...... Jim Carroll Viewpoint Copy Editor . . Eric Bergamo 232-7995 SEVEN SEAS TRAVEL lbe Obeerver ( l'SPS ~99 2-~000) is published Monday through Friday except during DRINKING AND DRIVING exam and vacation periods. The Obeerver is published by the students of the l'niversity CAN KIL A FRIENDSHIR 525 N. MICHIGAN of Notre Dame and Saint Mary's College. SOUTH BEND, IN lbe Obeerver is a member of lbe Associated Press. All reproduction rights are ~sr~·~. U.S. o.pariment of Tramportation ~ The Observer ~onday,SeptemberlS, 1986 -page3 Israeli prime minister seeks support for plan

Associated Press The prime minister's visit comes a month before he is due Tt:L AVIV, Israel - Prime Mini­ to swap jobs with Foreign Mini­ ster Shimon Peres flew to Wash­ ster Yitzhak Shamir of the con­ ington yesterday to meet Presi­ servative Likud bloc under a dent Reagan ami to try to gain power-sharing pact between U.S. backing for the accord be­ Likud and the left-of-center tween Israel and Egypt calling for Labor Party. an international conference on Last week, Peres and Egyptian the Middle East. President Hosni Mubarak held a "A primary purpose in my trip two-day summit in Alexandria, will be to work out with the United Egypt. They agreed Friday to States a peace policy for the fu­ form a preparatory committee - ture," Peres told reporters at for convening an international lkn-Gurion International Air­ peace conference. port. "The time has come to spell A U.S. government official. out what arc the needed peace who demanded anonymity, said ~%-..-- initiatives." in Washington after the summit 'Packed pep rally Ohserver/Joc Vitacco Peres. scheduled to meet that the United States was cool Head Football Coach Lou Holtz whipped for Notre Dame and A.B.C .. which profiled Reagan today, also has arranged to any plan that would include the Irish fans into a frenzied mood at Fiday's the pep rally during their telecast of the meetings with Vice President the Soviet Union in an interna­ Pep Rally in the ACC. Thousands of students, game. George l~ush and Sec~etary of tional forum. Likud members of alumni and other fans screamed and shouted State George P. Shultz. Peres' govcrnmerit' also voiced The Israeli Embassy in Wash­ opposition to an international ington in addition is trying to ar­ meeting during yesterday's reg­ range a meeting between Peres ular Cabinet meeting. Aquino seeks U.S. economic aid and Soviet rorcign Minister But Peres said at the airport: t:duard Shevardnadze, govern­ "I don't sec any argument be­ Associated Press she became president during a Mrs. Aquino, 53, will also seek ment officials said. tween us and America on this February revolution that over­ more economic aid, liberal credit Shevardnadze will be in the topic." MANILA. Philippines - Presi­ threw President Ferdinand E. terms and private American in­ United States attending the Peres is seeking an interna­ dent Corazon Aquino, heartened Marcos. vestment to revive an economy United Nations General Assem­ tional forum in an effort to recruit by reconciliation meetings with Mrs. Aquino said in a weekend burdened by $26 billion in debts. bly. Asked about any meeting. Jordan into the peace process. her foes and loyalty pledges from interview with Philippine televi­ A 15-member delegation will ac­ Peres told reporters he did not Jordan has made it clear it will her rivals, will leav~ for the sion that she will try to become company her, including minis­ know if Shevardnadze had not join peace talks without the United States today in search of friends with President Reagan ters of finance, industry, trade, agreed. support of the superpowers and economic aid and political sup­ during her visit. agriculture and planning. Peres' wccklong trip will in­ all the parties involved in the port for her government. She said her main goal will be The visit is also aimed at clude stops in New York and Ot­ Arab-Israeli conflict. including The nine-day visit will be her "that President Reagan and I are capitalizing on the prestige tawa. the Palestinians. first to the United States since able to have a personal gained by her People Power friendship so that relations be­ Revolution, which ended 20 tween the two countries will not years of Marcos rule, and at only proceed well but proceed shoring up her reputation very well and at a much faster against rivals at home. rate." Mrs. Aquino said she will press She is also expected to tell the for easing restrictions on import­ Agreat pizza is administration that her policy of · ing Philippine products, particu­ seeking reconciliation with com­ larly sugar and textiles; greater munist and Moslem rebels offers U.S. aid, and easier terms for the best hope for restoring repaying loans, which have getdng harder and stability, despite criticism from drained up to half the country's factions in her own government. export earnings.

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The Observer Monday, ~pt~ber IS, 1986- page4

gether in defiance against this Reagan cancer of drugs." Federal judge faces impeachment Reagan began the joint ad­ continued/rom page 1 dress with introductory remarks Associated Press addresses a joint meeting of frame-up" by "cunning and ... new nauonal crusade?" she in which he said, "Drugs" are Congress. That will occur devious men," including the very asked. menacing our society ... They're WASHINGTON- Federal Judge Thursday, about the time the prosecutors and agents he The speech climaxed a week killing our children." Harry E. Claiborne, who as a Senate may be considering criticized. of focus by both the administra­ The first lady joined in, saying, private lawyer represented Frank across-the-board spending cuts The · House prosecutors, tion and Congress on the drug "Today there is a drug and alco­ Sinatra, Judy Garland and under the Gramm-Rudman law. headed by Judiciary Committee menace. hol abuse epidemic in this Howard Hughes, goes on trial in Those reductions, totaling about Chairman Peter W. Rodino, Jr., The president said his country, and no one is safe from the Senate this week in the first $20 billion, could occur if have asked that the Senate limit proposals to Congress, where it-- not you, not me, and certainly impeachment case since 1936. Congress fails to bring the deficit evidence to the dry details of the House has already passed a not our children, because this A nine-member prosecution below $,154 billion. Claiborne's conviction for falsify­ drug-abuse bill, "will toughen epidemic has their names written team from the House will try to Before the Senate turns to the ing his federal income tax our laws against drug criminals, on it." persuade senators that the budget, however, it must finish returns. Ajury found he failed to encourage more research and "We can help by using every Nevadajudge, a federal prisoner, debate and vote on the confirma­ report a total of $1 06,651 in in­ treatment and insure that illegal opportunity to force the issue of should be removed from office tion of William H. Rehnquist as come from legal fees. drugs will not be tolerated in our not using drugs to the point of because of his 1984 conviction chief justice and Antonin Scalia Goodman wants to delve into schools or in our work places." making others uncomfortable-­ for tax evasion. as an associate justice of the Su­ the background of Joe Con forte, But he added, "Let us not for­ even if that means making our­ An unprecedented committee preme Court. Democrats have a Nevada brothel owner who was get that in America, people solve selves unpopular," she said. of I 2 senators is to . hear waged a campaign to defeat convicted of tax evasion, ned to problems, and no national Of drug dealers, Mrs. Reagan evidence today in the historic Rehnquist, but his confirmation Brazil, and was persuaded to crusade has ever succeeded said, "For every door we close, Senate Caucus Room, whefe the by a wide margin is expected. return to testify against without human investment. Win­ they open a new door to· death." late Sen. Sam Ervin helped· un­ The Claiborne trial will capture Claiborne. In exchange, the gov­ ning the crusade against drugs ravel the mysteries of Watergate its share of drama as well as his­ ernment sought--and obtained-­ will not be achieved by just "Now we go on to the next step­ in 1973 hearings. tory, since the defendant is a a reduction of his 20-year sen­ throwing money at the problem." -making a full commitment that On the 13 previous occasions namboyant judge known for his tence. "What an insult it will be to we will not tolerate drugs since I 799 the entire Senate sharp criticism of the FBI and The defense lawyer also has what we are--and whence we anywhere, anytime, any place," handled every phase of an im­ federal crime-strike-force attor­ petitioned to present testimony came--if we do not rise up to- she said. peachment case. neys. on "the most shocking allegation But faced with a busy pre­ The degree of excitement at to surface in the vendetta" --an election schedule, the Senate the nationally televised trial may accusation that the government delegated the committee to hear hinge on the impeachment com­ burglarized the judge's home to Thanks to you ... evidence and then turn the tran­ mittee's ruling on preliminary illegally obtain trial evidence. script over to the full chamber motions by the House and The House has asked that the it works ... for further proceedings and a Claiborne attorney Oscar Good­ full Senate not hold a full-blown final ruling. man. triaL but simply rule Claiborne is forALLOFUS Unlliadway A seat has been reserved for Goodman has asked for per­ guilty based on evidence of his • Claiborne, 69, who is collecting mission to "detail a conscious conviction. his $78,700 annual salary while serving a two-year prison term at Maxwell Air Force Base, Ala. Since judges are appointed for life, he can only be removed by impeachment. The trial will highlight a con­ gressional week in which Philip­ pine President Corazon Aquino

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The quote of Cathy Anne Reynolds, former president of RASTA, was incorrectly re­ ported in last Friday's issue in an article on page I because of a production error. Her full statement was: "I would have been glad if Security would have informed me. I would have made an announce­ ment. Maybe that would have shook some people up."

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u.s. o.,.a.-of..__ !I The Observer Monday, September IS, 1986- page 5 U.S. delegates to Soviet meeting drop out to protest spy accusations

Associated Press tainers, including jazz saxop­ Kirkpatrick were protesting what honist Grover Washington Jr. they saw as Soviet attempts to RIGA, U.S.S.R. - Top U.S. The conference is to be a follow­ equate Daniloff's case with that delegates to a conference on su­ up to a May I 985 conference of Gennadiy Zakharov, a Soviet perpower relations have held at the Chautauqua Institute U.N. employee arrested in New dropped out to protest the in upstate New York. York on espionage charges. spying charges against American Among those who dropped out Both men were released from reporter Nicholas Daniloff, or­ at the last minute were Richard jail Friday in the custody of their ganizers said yesterday. Perle, the assistant secretary of respective embassies, but They said discussions at the defense; Alan Keyes, assistant remain charged. The United conference, which begins today secretary of state; former U.N. States has called for Daniloff to at the Baltic Sea resort town of Ambassador Jeane Kirkpatrick; be allowed to return home and Jurmala, likely would focus on former National Security Adviser has ruled out a swap for Zak­ Daniloff's arrest. Robert Macfarlane and Sen. harov. "If we're going to be realistic, William Bradley, D-N.J. John Wallach, conference if this conference is to discuss None left the United States for director and international editor the relationship between the the Soviet Union. for Hearst newspapers organiza­ United States and the Soviet Becker said several private tion, quoted Perle as saying he Union, the issue of Daniloff is citizens also canceled at the last wasn't attending because he had very relevant." said Thomas Be­ minute. to stay in Washington to prepare cker. vice president of the He said Mrs. Kirkpatrick, Mac­ for Friday's meeting between Chautauqua Institute, which is Farlane and Keyes decided not Secretary of State George P. overseeing U.S. participation in to come because of the KGB's shultz and Soviet Foreign Mini­ Please split the uprights! Ollscrvcr/Jim Carroll the conference. Aug. 30 arrest of Daniloff, aMos­ ster Eduard A. Shevardnadze. About 270 Americans came to cow correspondent for U.S. News "But what was said to me and Frank Hughes, the new Irish leprechaun, made his regular the Soviet Union for the confer­ & Worlcl Report weekly maga­ what the real reason might be season debut this weekend as the Irish's mascot. Although ence. ·including private citizens, zine. might be quite different" Wal­ he did his best to bring the luck of the Irish onto the football reporters and American enter- He said Macfarlane and Mrs. lach said. team's side, his efforts were not quite enough to secure a Notre Dame victory. INDUSTRIAL BANQUE~~ Accused U.S. reporter Daniloff Wed., Sept. 24 Monogram Room of the ACC suffered ''mental torture'' in prison 6:00 Mixer 6:30 Dinner Associated Press and the 30 hours of interrogation matter-of-fact and even joked a 23 companies attending took their toll. little about his experiences. He MOSCOW - In his first news "The end result is that when was released Friday in the cus­ Cost: $5.00 conference since he was freed you go back to your cell, you tody of the U.S. embassy. Reservation due Monday, Sept. 15u from a Soviet prison, Nicholas can't get your mind off of the Daniloff described in detail his Daniloff spoke yesterday of suf­ problem, the misfortune which arrest by eight KGB agents on Turn Into Sue Boy l'!:!,~g fering "mental torture" during 13 has occurred to you," he said. Aug. 30 after a meeting with a days of interrogation and warned "And frankly, I have to tell you, Soviet acquaintance called reporter colleagues they also it's mental torture, mental tor­ Misha, a nickname for Mikhail A. were potential KGB targets. ture." Luzin. He said the two were to He spoke in a room in the U.S. The 5 I -year-old reporter, who say goodbye because Daniloff General Mills, Inc. Commercial Office packed with says he was framed by the KGB was being transferred by the U.S. Western reporters, whom he of­ in revenge for the FBI arrest of News & World Report news -presents- len called by their first names a Soviet on spy charges in New weekly magazine. during an informal, 40-minute York, also had a sober warning Daniloff gave Luzin some question-and-answer session. for fellow journalists: American novels as a farewell The mood alternated from gift. Daniloff said that to his "Finance and Controllership at Gerneral Mills." serious to light as Daniloff des­ "All of you are potential targets surprise, Luzin gave him a pack­ cribed his fears as he Jay in his for this sort of action, and it's age that Luzin said contained cell, the informal courtesy code deplorable. One has to ask: is newspaper clippings. The en­ among prisoners, and the give­ this an acceptable way of behav­ velope contained secret maps Tuesday, Sept. 16,1986 and-take with his KGB inter­ ing. snapping up people off the and military photographs. rogator over the wording of street in order to gain political Asked whether he had second 6:30pm - 9:30pm questions. leverage in some other case?" thoughts about taking the pack­ Daniloff appeared at the con­ et, Daniloff replied: Upper lounge of the university club Daniloff, nanked by his wife, ference wearing light brown cor­ "Well, you know, once you Ruth, and by Henry Trewhitt, duroy pants, a maroon velvet have been sandbagged by eight Seniors and Juniors Welcome deputy managing editor of U.S. sportsjacket a light colored shirt men on a street totally un­ Reception following the presentation News & World Report magazine, and a white and red paisley tie suspecting. put into a van, your emphasized he was never phys­ that he said his wife had made hands pinned behind your back, ically abused during his stay at for his birthday. your hands in handcuffs, of Lefortovo Prison. His voice was strained at times, course you wonder--why the hell INTRO-PSYCH STUDENTSI But Daniloff said the loneliness but he mostly was articulate and did I do that?" Step Beyond Tradi.twnat 8tud.yi.nq Suicide remains a problem among youth Learn, f'evi.ew, a.nd. i.ncn~ase yo"f' Associated Press The Who's Who organization, said they had never tried alcohol. te.st-tak.i.nq ca.pabU.i.ties wi.th the based in the Chicago suburb of Other major findings include: CHICAGO - Teen-age suicide, Lake Forest. conducts a yearly ~OR~/LOfTUS:P8YCHOLOay 62 percent said students alcohol and drug abuse remain survey, asking the nation's top should be required to maintain '\.nten:~«;ti.ve Comp"teri.zed R.evi.ew major problems among the na­ students for their attitudes on a C average or better in all tion's youth, according to a sur­ education, politics and sex. classes to be eligible to partici­ vey of U.S. high school students The 1986 survey question­ pate in extracurricular activities. that was released yesterday. naire was mailed to 5, 000 stu­ ONLY $12.95 In the survey of nearly 2,000 dents in the spring and returned 23 percent said they have had 0 high-achieving students, 46 per­ by I, 943 students. Those sur­ sexual intercourse, but 63 per­ cent said they knew a young per­ veyed were juniors or seniors in cent said sex is not expected in Softwore ovoiloble in mony other titles. son who had committed suicide the 1985-86 school year with no a steady romance. Check your texts; foro free cotolog or tried to commit suicide and less than a B academic average. Twenty percent said they felt n 3 I percent said they've con­ pressured to have sex. But males templated it themselves. In response to questions about and females gave different The survey also found that 77 teen-age suicide, the students MAIL TO: SOFT PRODUCTIONS. 100 CENTER reasons: 88 percent of the percent of the students said al­ were asked to list the three major females said the pressure came MISHAWAKA. IN 46544 or call 219-255-3911 cohol use is a regular part of causes: 86 percent said a feeling from their boyfriend; 72 percent many high schoolers' 'weekend of personal worthlessness; 8 I of the males said the pressure activities and 35 percent said percent said a feeling of isolation came from peers. drug use is common among and loneliness, and 72 percent some students before the begin­ said pressure to achieve. 73 percent believe prayer MASTERCARD __ VISA EXP. DATE--- ning of the school day. Thirty-five percent said "a cer­ should not be required in public CHARGE•: ______The students surveyed were tain group of students regularly schools but should be allowed. SIGNATURE:------::-:---­ selected from among the use drugs before school," and If the 1988 presidential elec­ ENCLOSED CHECK-- APPLE IBM __ 450,000 high achievers featured 33 percent said drugs are a reg­ tion were held now, 49 percent in the current edition of "Who's ular part of many students said they would vote Republican, NAME:------Who Among American High weekend socializing. 25 percent Democratic and 16 ADORfSS: ------­ School Students," a book that But 81 percent said they had percent independent. Three per­ ClTV: ------STf\ TE: Zl P: ------annually recognizes top juniors never tried drugs such as mari­ cent said they would not vote, and seniors. juana or cocaine, and 32 percent and the rest did not answer. The Observer Monday, September 15, 1986 -page 6 j Michael Jackson stars in Disney short movie

Associated Press sent sisters Janet and Latoya and brothers Jackie and Marion. Jane ANAI1~:1M, Calif. - After a two­ Fonda, John Ritter. ~:lliott Gould year absence, Michael Jackson and other celebrities came wit11 has returned to the entertain­ their children. ment scene in Disney's musical "Captain EO" is an assault on space adventure "Captain EO." the senses with 3-D. lasers, ex­ called the most ballyhooed and plosions and smoke. t:stimates expensive sllorl movie ever of its cost range from $ 15 million made. to $20 million. He sings. He dances. He "Captain t:O" is a· I 0-minute moon-walks. He commands the space adventure followed by a motley crew of a spaceship and seven-minute roch. video. Jack­ battles evil demons with laser son commands a spaceship with blasts from his fingertips. a crew out of "Star Wars·· --a small Jackson's fans will have to green elephant. a tiny winged travel to Disneyland or Walt Dis­ monkey, shaggy-l>ccn Siamese ney World's t:pcot Center in twins and two clani'Y robots wllo Florida to sec it. "Captain t:O" can turn into rock instruments. will be shown in "no other place Captain EO blunders onto a in the universe." say Disney offi­ colorless planet ruled by Su­ cials. preme Leader, a claw-fingered Harpy played by Miss Huston. The 17-minute Tomorrowland Just when Captain t:O and l1is attraction was previewed Satur­ mates seem doomed, lle begins day as part of an NIK television singing "We are here to change special to be broadcast Sept. 20, tile world." the date "Captain t:O" opens in He magically transforms fierce both parks. Another preview was warriors into dancers and leads held Friday in Florida. them through a high-energy Smiling Irish eyes Co-star Anjclica Huston, exec­ number choreographed by Jet­ utive producer George Lucas and trey Hornaday of "A Chorus The members of the Notre Dame cheer­ keep the crowd excited, providing for a bois­ director Francis Coppola ap­ Line." He even converts the Su­ leading team entertained the fans in Notre terous time in the student section. peared for the ribbon cutting. preme Leader into a queenly Dame Stadium Saturday. Their efforts helped Jackson didn't show up. but he beauty in a rainbow gown. Thanks to you ... 5,000 Poles welcome freed activists it works ... Associated Press today, when the amnesty ex­ Among the ex-prisoners who ·pires. The amnesty does not joined Walcsa were two former WARSAW, Poland- Lech Walesa cover those accused of ter­ Gdansk Solidarity underground joined thousands of Solidarity rorism, espionage or betraying leaders, Bogdan Borusewicz and supporters yesterday at a Roman state secrets. Bogdan Lis, and dissident his­ Catholic Mass in Gdansk in an All of the dozen or more torian Adam Miclmik, a senior Where the need is . . . emotional welcome for more prominent opposition activists. union adviser. than a dozen freed union ac­ including Solidarity under­ Boruscwicz. in his first public tivists. ground leader Zbigniew Bujak, appearance since lle went into there we will be. More than 5,000 worshipers are now free. hiding immediately after the filled St. Brygida's Church in the Walesa, former chairman of December I 98 I military crack­ Baltic port, applauding loudly the outlawed Solidarity free trade down that suppressed Solidarity. As individuals and and waving their fingers in V-for­ union movement, urged sup­ declared the union was still alive. victory signs as the former poli­ porters to be patient until he as a community, we tical prisoners were introduced, could meet with recently freed The ex-prisoners were given will work toward the witnesses said. senior union activists to discuss flowers as the crowd serenaded The government says 225 po­ how to respond to the govern­ them with the song "Sto Lat" alleviation of hunger, litical prisoners will be free by ment's gesture. (May He Live a Hundred Years). misery and the lack of knowledge. Nation's schools to receive drug handbook HOLV CROSS BROTHERS Associated Press day night in a televised address The Education Department against drugs, said in a foreword spent $440,000 to print the Br. Don Gibbs, C.S.C. WASHINGTON - The U.S. De­ that. "schools must protect chil­ handbook 44 cents per copy partment of Education joined in dren from the presence of drugs, and it will spend up to 30 cents Director of Vocations President Reagan's war on drugs and nurture values that help more to mail each topy to people Box 460 yesterday with a handbook on them reject drugs." who request one. how to drive the drug problem "Only if our schools are free Among its recommendations: Notre Dame, IN 46556 out of the nation's schools. from drugs can we protect our A comprehensive drug pre­ It has printed I million copies children and insure that they can vention curriculum that starts in of "Schools Without Drugs," and get on with the enterprise of kindergarten and runs through the handbook already is in the learning." she wrote. grade 12; mail to every public and private The 78-page booklet is aimed Clear rules and strong en­ school and every school super­ at educators. parents and stu­ forcement of them; intendent in the country. The de­ dents themselves, laying out involvement of local police in partment is also setting up 20 basic facts about drugs and pro­ all aspects of drug prevention. toll-free phone lines that people viding a detailed explanation of including education and enforce­ can call starting today for free educators' rights to search stu­ ment. copies of the guide. dents for drugs and suspend or The number to call for copies "We have to get tough, and we expel offenders. of the handbook is: I -800-624- have to do it now." said Educa­ It also lists telltale signs of 0 I 00. The local Washington, tion Secretary William J. Bennett. drug use: bloodshot eyes, pos­ D.C., number is 659-4854. He called usc of drugs, including session of large amounts of People can also write for copies alcohol, "the most serious threat money and "distinct downward to: Schools Without Drugs, to the health and well-being of turns in student's grades." Pueblo, Colo. 81 009. our children ... The problem cuts across class lines and geographic bound­ aries. Bennett said in his intro­ Did you sign up duction. "In some schools. drug deals at lunch are common. In others, intruders regularly enter to write for the News Department the building to sell drugs to stu­ dents. Even schools with strict at Student Activities Night? drug policies on paper do not always enforce them effectively," he said. The handbook "tells how drug Then you11 want to be at the first meeting for new writers. use starts. how it progresses, Meet at 7 p.m. Tuesday at The Observer's new offices and how it can be identified. Most on the third floor of the LaFortune Student Center. important. it tells how it can be stopped," he said. Questions? Call Mark Pankowski or Tripp Baltz at 239-5313. First Lady Nancy Reagan, who was joining the president yester- Accent Monday, September 15, 1986- page7 Madonna, Father Ted, and ethanol Kris Murphy

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We open on a huge library. Sitting in the center or the room, surrounded by books and stuffy looking things covered with dust. is Alistar Cooke. He is wearing orange bathing trunks and he has a blue party hat on his head. He speaks. (Begin audio with fake British accent:} "Good evening and welcome to Poetry Corner. Tonight we will be Above: An assortment ofpopular wine coolers. featuring a rather obscure American poet. Mr. Kris Murphy. Mr. Right: Bartles & Jaymes appreciates sophomore Andy Murphy lives and works in Indiana. His hobbies are weightlifting and rich women. Actually 'obscure' is a bad way to describe him. 'Totally Tometich's support. unknown' is much better. His poems are ... well. .. to be quite frank they stink, but this is his column and he can do what he wants. On that note I will introduce the first of tonight's poems by Mr. Murphy. It is called 'Madonna Come and Be My Wife.' " They're so C0-0-0-0L

ANN-MARIE WALKER percent of these chose Bartles & by sophomore John Griffin features writer Jay 33 percent chose saying . "If I want something Seagrams Golden and 17 per­ sweet. I'll drink Hawaiian Punch." Wine coolers are becoming in­ cent chose White Mountain. Nevertheless, it does seem creasingly popular these days What would discourage some­ that of the Notre Dame students around the country. The con­ one from making the wine cooler who prefer wine coolers, Bartles sumer is sudddenly being bom­ choice? One possible reason is & James is by far the favorite. barded with a wide variety or that oftentimes, especially at This is an interesting fact consid­ these "beer substitutes," but how local bars, wine coolers are more ering that Bartles & Jaymes popular are they on the Notre expensive than the traditional is manufactured by Ernest and _A, Dame campus? pitcher of beer. Another possibil­ Julio Gallo. Ironically, Ernest's MADONNA COME AND BE MY WIFE Are students downing these ity is the beer image versus the two sons graduated from Notre Madonna come concoctions or fruit juices and cooler image; one or the male Dame (David Gallo '61 and and be my wife white wine or are they shying students surveyed reluctantly ad­ Joseph Gallo '62). So it looks as clump Sean Penn away from them? What brands mitted his wine cooler prefer­ if the "king or wine coolers" can and share my life or wine coolers are they drink­ ence, but requested anonymity. be traced back to this very We'll eat tacos ing? Are men drinking them as And finally, the choice could campus, where its success we'll listen to your songs well, or do they consider wine be based merely on taste differ-. nourishes among males and I forgive you for Playboy coolers to be a drink for ences. This idea was presented females alike. I forgive all your wrongs women ... in other words: "Do No more weird earrings real men drink coolers?" no more bad movies A survey was recently con­ our life will be joyous ducted at random to answer Introducing "BUMMER" .. . a Ughter look at far out ami groovy these mind-boggling questions those not-so-perfect days. By cartoonist Kathy I can be your lucky star concerning the alcohol you can live to tell preferences of Notre Dame stu­ Hogan. ami I would only preach at you dents: when snowballs freeze in hell Female students were So whacldya say? asked, "If you were given the you crazy chick choice between a beer and a wine come live with me cooler, which would you or I'll get sick choose?" In response, only 28 OH WHERE ART THOU OH FATHER TED? percent or the girls surveyed Oh where art thou oh Father Ted? chose beer, whereas an over­ In Japan while I'm in bed whelming 72 percent chose wine ami then in Spain when I awake coolers. Fifty-four percent or back to China when tests I take these chose Bartles & Jaymes Around the world most every day Wine Coolers, 23 percent chose always, always you're away Seagrams Golden Wine Coolers Oh Father won't you please come home and the remaining votes were back {rom England, France and Rome divided evenly among White Zin­ Come back here by plane or bus fandel Coolers, California have a beer, hang out with us Coolers, and White Mountain we'll rap awhile ami play some ball Coolers. then we'll sit 'round inside the hall However, when male students ami talk 'bout chicks ancl baseball too were asked the same question Oh Father, you, we hardly knew. . . the results were noticeably dif­ ferent: 74 percent or the men ODE TO ETHANOL chose beer, whereas only 26 per­ Ethanol, ethanol cent chose wine coolers. Fifty wonderful smell Etl1at10l, ethanol you make my life hell Ethanol, ethanol you smell real sweet Ethanol, ethanol Questions should be like Steve Buerlein's feet directed to Mary Jacoby at the Ethanol, ethanol Observer office (239-5313). you come in a flood Resumes and personal Ethanol, ethanol statements are due Thursday, make me cough blood Theindependentstudentnewspaper September 18. Ethanol, ethanol serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's is please go away accepting applications for the following Ethanol, ethanol position: get lost today The Observer Cut back to Alistar. He is eating a Milky Way bar and watching 3rd Floor, LaFortune Student Center MTV in the library. He is startled. • Assistant Features Editor Notre Dame, IN 46556 "Well, that was just a small example or the drivel that Kris Murphy passes orr for poetry. Personally, it made me sick. I hope it made you gag, too. Tune in next week when Gerry Faust will read his own poetry collection entitled 'All ~oads Lead To Akron.' " ------~-

"ie~~_O_i_D__ t ______Mon_d~.-&pt-~be-rls._•9s6--pa-ges Question of the week: voluntary drug testing Part of President Ronald Reagan's "war on drugs" includes volun­ tary testing by his cabinet members. This trend has filtered down to employers who are demanding their employees undergo similar testing. Do you feel employers have the right to ask for their workers to submit to the tests? Why or why not? Students respond on campus activities The problem has not been lack of events, crowd; hopefully the expansion of LaFor­ To increase student interest in activities but no one will support them. Dorms have tune will open up a place for dances and there should be more direct lines of com­ so much to do with social life, people are not other campus functions when it opens. We munication between students and planners Viewpoint used to student goyernment playing an active should work together to get more campus ac­ of campus events. They, in the past, have role. Maybe more dorm-sponsored events tivity, but at the same time, support those held traditional events, dances, ice cream Policy with other halls might draw more support. functions by showing up at them. socials, etc. More communication with Rather than emphasize large campus events, Brian O'Gara students might bring new ideas and different Viewpoint will be focusing on one time­ try smaller activities. Sophomore - Arts and Letters events. One way to do this is through a ly campus, national or international issue Kathy Ramos Grace Hall survey, voting for the activities which each Monday in the "Question of the Junior - Business students would be most interested in atten­ week" section. We would like you to ad­ Lewis Hall ding and in planning. dress these issues. ••• Robert Keane Responses must not exceed 100 words Sophomore- Arts and Letters and must list name, major, hall and year. ••• I think better communication between the Fisher Hall Viewpoint will print as many legitimate student body and administration would help responses as space allows each Monday. We have all heard someone complain get more campus involvement. the "them" ••• In the event that all submissions cannot about the lack of a "real" social life at Notre and "us" attitudes will change toward the be printed, those appearing in Viewpoint Dame. Since South Bend is South Bend, it is University and they may get more involved. will be representative ofall responses. often necessary for NO students to look to This would not just be the case for activities This week's drug testing question the campus for something to do. There are a at football and basketball games, but responses must be received by 5 PM on lot of activities going on, but weak promo­ always. A lot of people-love being here, but There should be more activities scheduled Friday. Last week's responses to the cam­ tion and motivation sometimes causes a poor many of them do not like it. By working in Winter when there is not a lot to do. One pus activities question can be found to the turn-out. I would like to see more campus­ together, there will be a better feeling toward idea would be to close off the first and se­ left. wide activities, particularly on weekends. Notre Dame and there will be more student cond floors of the library and have a campus The Viewpoint Department will also An Tostal and football games, two activities activity. party. take suggestions for future "Questions of that involved the entire campus, are some of Paul Nobbe Jennifer Conlon the week." the best times here at Notre Dame. Quad Junior -Arts and Letters Junior- Pre-Med "parties" with bands would turn out a good Fisher Hall Lyons Hall The economy is not as rosy as it now seems

Just before the last presidential elec­ appears in a commercial immediately fol­ And yet I would like to crash this party we will have another record trade deficit tion, someone told me why he was voting lwing the show to tout E.F. Hutton, be­ with the following question: is the eco­ this year. And we have not even begun for Reagan: "I object to his foreign policy cause it protects, he says enunciating the nomy really as a rosy as It looks? Were to pay the bill on our two trillion credit views, because, of course, they are so two sacred words in a suddenly hushed Reagan's economic policies a good rea­ card, whose interest along amounts to outdated and crude. Still he's doing such voice, "my money." If one were to con­ son to vote for him? the third largest expense met by the U.S. a great job for the economy." A young tinue to leave the set on, one would then In 1932 Reagan would have been our taxpayer! white urban professional in an interview find a sitcom taking its place in which the salvation. Far from instituting a conser­ It is not that we are in this alone. If a in Newsweek reasoned along similar all-consuming passion of a family's rebel vative belt-tightening policies, in fact, crash on Wall Street could send the entire lines, claiming that although her con­ son is to work in the stock market. And Reagan's economic program have been Western World into the Depression in science told her to vote for Mondale be­ if comedies do not appeal to you, you described a a turbo-charged New Deal. 1929, the U.S. economy is an even more cause of his pro-abortion stance, her could always turn the channel to "Dallas," Instead of demanding a balanced budget indispensible foundation to the global pocketbook told her to vote for Reagan "Dynasty," or "Lifestyles of the Rich and as a conservatives traditionally have, economy in 1986. Furthermore, for all its (and overruled her "conscience," by the Famous." Reagan has spent more than any other rhetoric, the Soviet bloc has indulged in way.). president and has presided over a na­ basically the same policies as the Western Today the economy seems to be hum­ tional debt which now exceeds two trillion nations of spend, spend and spend. Chris Julka ming along so smoothly that everywhere dollars. To place this in context, at the Although I do not wish to rain on people are beaming with optimism and inception of his administration, the Pres­ anybody's parade, if we do not pay at getting subscriptions to the Wall Street Ident stormed the Capitol with doomsday least some attention to the growing Journal. Only I 0 years ago economists speeches because the debt has just evidence that the brute-expansion solu­ in plain english were so pessimistic they could have been reached one trillion. tions of the 30's are not working for the fire-and-brimstone preachers. Just 15 Without question a policy consisting of 80's, there may be soon no parade left These views renect the enormous con­ years ago it seemed as though all of the high-deficit spending has been shown to to rain on. With studies showing that the fidence that the majority of Americans lights of the country would go out the work quite effectively in the 1930's. Then scarcity of crucial reources is about to have had in the unlimited destiny of our very next day and capitalism was sup­ the sheer economic growth which the reach critical proportions - of which such economy for at least the past three years. posed to have been exposed as an out­ high . spending created more than ex­ things as the national debt may just be Our economic growth seems to have be­ moded system, soon to be replaced by celled the deficits incurred. Now it is the a disguiseel symptom - it is essential that come a religion. The most popular sitcom something more "progressive." Today, 1980's however, and the predictions of our conception of progress starts to go in America todays features a highly suc­ now that the Soviet Union's economy the 60's and 70's that we will be at the beyond simply that of expanding the cessful black gynecologist who, instead staggers beneath the weight of its military end of our tether of critical resources crude bulk of our economy. If it does not, of being the angry rebel of the slumns expenditures and Its nuclear reactors are somewhere by the year 2000 have not then this so-called age of Neo­ he would have been in the 60's, luxuriates blowing up, Communism no longer hap­ changed. Rapidly falling interest rates Conservatism could, for all its high ambi­ in an extremely bourgeois and well-do-do pens to be In fashion, however. Instead have not even budged our economy out tions, usher in an age of nco-feudalism. household with no greater concerns than we have a grass-roots movement to make of its sudden increasing stagnation, those which preoccupied the Cleaver fam­ the chairman of Chrysler the next presi­ 600,000 farmers have been faced to Chris Julka is a junior American Studies ily. The star who plays this doctor then dent of the United States. forclose with 350,000 likely to follow; and mcyoranc/ a regular Viewpoint columnist. Doonesbury Garry Trudeau /II·H/11, RICKS 6IJT JE5iJ5, 50RRY, MATTY. A tn7le PNiJfJIBrl /Jill'l6 THE Quote of the day RICK'5NCJT He'S HOPING WJIJEI(JSON HICLUP5 HOM&,, CAN HelP HIM IJ/fTH. f(q)MTH/5 \ /WfKTER! / "Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God." Matthew5:8

------~------~ "ie~P-~O~i~n~t~------M-on_~_Y_.~__t_~_~ __ Is_._I9_~---~ __e __ 9 Sacrament of Baptism should be re-evaluated would like to make it clear to start for that illustrational story that will try to I'm not advocating that people stop ad­ damn you to hell (or limbo, if you don't that I do believe in God. That may sound establish my point before this column is ministering sacraments until we have all meet the minimum age requirement for like a given to you (Doesn't everyone over, so here it is. this sacred mystery business cleared up. hell.) I don't believe that it can, because belive in God?") but it's not. There are This last spring I took my young cousin That is ludicrous. What I would very much I believe and I choose to believe that God people on both campuses who either Kimberly to our church at home. Like all like to see would be for the Church to will judge you on your life, on whether don't believe in God or are trying right children, she was just bubbling over with wait on the membership drive until the you did mostly good or mostly evil. and now to sort out exactly what type of god questions, a few of which hit me rather child has at least reached an age of rea­ not on whether you were officially chris­ they do believe in. funny. son. tened a Catholic. "Who is that'?" she asked, pointing to It is undoubtedly beautiful to see For example, I don't believe in Mahatma Gertie Wimmer our friendly parish priest. Father Ben. "Is swathed bundles at the baptismal font, Gandhi is in hell simply because he wasn't that God?" I had to smile at the innocence being held as they are by young happy baptized. The man led a life of goodness behind her question. "No, that's the parents who are trying to do the right that most Catholics would be envious of, private I priest. He's helping us to find God and thing for their children. But somehow it a life that few other human beings can worship God." What a swell cousin I make! sems to me that the choice of faith, the even approach. And yet somebody dares What I believe in. right or wrong, is a "Then where is God?" was her next choice of what you are going to believe tell me this man is in hell because he was God pretty much built in the Catholic question. I didn't know what to reply, in for the rest of your life, is something not baptized? Sorry, but this doesn't sell model. Baltimore cathecism circa 19- having never had younger siblings and that should be undertaken by someone cookies. I can imagine, however, that who-knows-how-long-ago. I believe in the not being trained for situations like this. who knows what their options are, and most people are willing to grant me this god I was taught to believe in. the all­ I didn't know how to explain to a child not by a week or two week old infant. one exception. Gandhi is in heaven. powerful, all-loving all-knowing Guy-Gal that God is everywhere, that God lives in So now you see why I am against infant Thanks. in the sky. everyone. I looked helplessly at the aged baptism, because I grow wary when But if there is no exception, couldn't What I don't believe in is Baptism as couple in the pew behind us. What should people make decisions for me or other there be a dawning possibility that it isn't the key to salvation. I say'? What did they tell their children? people that change or limit the course of the ceremony that plays a large part in Boom. (Is this what it was like after Kimmy grew impatient. "Is God up our lives. It should be reasonable then achieving heaven, but is in fact life and Hiroshima?) I'm sorry to drop that bomb there?" she asked again, pointing at the that I expound adult baptizing. That isn't how you choose to lead it? Boom. · on you, but I don't believe in Baptism front of the church. I was caught. quite as heretical as saying that I don't All paths lead to God in the end. Gandhi and I have a story to illustrate to you why "Something like that," I muttered before believe in Baptism, and now you made it and he wasn't Catholic. As a Cath­ I don't. just as I know someone out there shushing her and giving myself time to releavedly believe that I simply wrote that olic, I believe that salvation lies in Jesus has a a million bible verses to illustrate think. initial mind-blowing sentence for the Christ. But I hope you can feel as I do why I should ami consequently must. Beside me sat this child, I thought, who shock value. But guess what, there's that a person could attain salvation just This whole question started on me admittedly didn't have much Catholic more. as assuredly from Buddha or Allah if they when a friend of mine who is not a Cath­ Church experience behind her. But she According to the Catholic Church, led a good life. It's not the name that you olic asked whether. in the far future, I was two short years away from receiving through Baptism you, me and everyone worship that matters, but the manner in would have my children baptized. My im­ her first Holy Communion, and she didn't else become "children of God." But isn't which you worship and live. And if your mediate answer. my answer without even begin to understand the concept of that rather unneccesary, I've been think­ life is the all important factor in your thinking, was "Of course!" Even I knew God. And what was worse, there I sat. ing? If God is all-loving, which he is sup­ salvation, to what point ceremony. To that there was. according to the teachings eight years of Catholic grade school plus posed to be, then God must love you what purpose baptism? It kind of makes of the Catholic Church. no salvation with­ four of Catholic high school plus three of regardless of whether you are baptized the initiation obsolete, doesn't it? Now out this initiating sacrament. And I wasn't Catholic college and I couldn't even begin or not, or even· (shocking) whether you you know where I'm coming from. about to deny my· theoretical children to explain to her! What words do you use, are Christian or not. their salvation. But I thought about his how do you make them understand that Baptism does not unconditionally Gertie Wimmer is a senior En­ question later, and I've been thinking at age this mystery that even to adults guarantee you a place in heavan. Then glishGerman major at Saint Mary's and about it ever since. But. you're still waiting remains unclear? how can non-baptism unconditionally is a regular Viewpoint columnist. P.O.BoxQ not undertake serious negotiations with creases and the "homelands" become feet on the whites of South Africa. More the black majority. The African National even more crowded than they already are, significantly, a strict sanctions package Severe sanctions only Congress has been trying since its forma­ this squalor (malnutrition, lack of ade­ from the -United :States would be in­ tion in 191 2 to bring about non racial, quate health care, housing, education, strumental in persuading other major solution to apartheid truly representative government in South sanitation and family life) will get worse Western nations to take similarly strict Africa through diplomatic means. Its ef­ (i.e. turn to starvation, absence of health steps. There is little doubt that if strict Dear t:clitor: forts have been answered by a continual care, housing, education, sanitation and sanctions were imposed on a worldwide erosion of basic liberties and deepening family life). These worsening conditions level that the white government would In his Viewpoint article of September of the apartheid system. The increasing would lead to revolution. Although the soon be brought to the negotiating table. I 0. Adam Milani argued against the usc intransigence of the white government fighting would be drawn out, the Africans Amer.ican sanctions would not be empty, of economic sanctions by the United was displayccl clearly in the experience would eventually win as the whites would merely symbolic, and ineffectual. States as a method to bring the South of the t:mminent Persons Group. After become too spread out to overcome the Meanwhile, Milani's suggestions do not African government to negotiate with that months of efforts to bring the two sides blacks using conventional means. Need­ respond to the true scope of the problem. country's Alric

The Observer General Board Edltor-tn·Chtel Joe Murphy Busmess Manager. .. _.... Eric Scheuermann P.O. Box Q, Notre Dama, IN 46556 (219) 239-5303 Managmg Edt tor . Kev1n Becker Controller ...... Alex VonderHaar Vtewpomt Edttor. . . . Scott Bearby Produclton Manager ...... Chris Bowler The Observer is the independent newspaper published by the students of the Un1vers1ty of Sports Edt tor Oenn1s Corrigan Photography Manager . James Carroll Notre Dame du Lac and Saint Mary's College. It does not necessarily reflect the poilc1es of the Accent Edttor Mary Jacoby Adverttsmg Maflager. . Anne M. Culllgah administration of either institution. The news ts reported as accurately and obJeCtively as Samt Mary's Edt tor Matg1e Kersten Systems Manager. .. Shawn Sexton possible. Unsigned editorials represent the opinion of the a matonty of the Ed1tonal Board. News Edt tor. Tnpp Baltz Graphtc Arts Manager ...... Mark Welmholt Commentaries, letters and the Inside Column present the v1ews of the11 authors. Column News Edttor Mark Pankowski OCN Manager...... Francis X. Malone space Is available to all members of the the commumty and the free express1on of vary1ng OPI­ nions on campus, through letters. is encouraged. Founded November 3, 1966 The Observer Monday, September 15, 1986 -page 10 Sports 'Briefs

Julie Merkel was the top Notre Dame finisher in the Hillsdale College Women's Cross Country Invitational, finishing fifth overall with it time of 17:51. Mary Shea of Michigan Slate won the competition in 16:57. In the team standings, the Irish copped third place with 92 points, behind tournament champion Siena Heights ( 137) and Detroit (94). Details will itppear ill tomorrow's Observer. · The Observer

The Notre Dame water polo team has scheduled practice today at I I p.m. in the Rockne pool. htrlhcr information mity be oblitille

A meeting has been scheduled for all returning and incom­ ing men a;1d women swimmers at ?:59 p.m. today_ in the Roll Aquatic Center. rurthcr informatton may be obtame

Anyone interested in rowing for the women's novice rowit~g Denver Bronco's quarterback John Elway A preview of the game appears below, while team is to meet today or tomorrow at 4:30 p.m. at the Mam will take his 1-0 team into Pittsburgh tonight a summary of yesterday's NFL action can be Circle. Further information may be obtained by contacting for an AFC battle against the winless Steelers. found on page I 2. l'atricia Warth at 3023. - The Observer

The South lkml YWCA is sponsoring a Run Jane Run five­ Favored Broncos in unusual role and 10-l<.ilomctcr race at Saint Mary's on Thursday at 5:30 p.111. A fun walk will lake place at the same time,

Associated Press generated a touchdown since the threw two touchdown passes and NVA is looking for women's flag football ami soccer officials next -to-last game of I he 1985 caught another on a flea nicker, for the upcoming intcrhall season. rurthcr information an~Vor PITTSBURGH · In the past it season. and reserve linebacker Ken registration may be obtained by stopping by the NVA offices would have been a mistake to · they have won only twice in Woodard had seven tackles and in the ACC. - The Observer feel overconfident playing the their last I 0 games, including a 16-yar

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Tailback Mark Green picked up 57 yards and one touchdown on the ground. Holtz stated afterwards: "the fans were outsta PXciled."

11 011 111 Fullback Pernell Taylor (46) and Green (24) keyed the Irish ground attack. w "."'"'·"'" """""' ------~------~---~------~

The Observer Monday, September 15, 1986- page 12 NFL roundup Bears give Ryan rude homecoming

Associated Press the locker rooms. yards overall. "I wish you'd let that Buddy The Eagles forced overtime To the players on the Chicago thing rest," linebacker Otis Wil­ with a scoring pass from Ron Bears defense, it was the return son said. ''I'm glad it's over with. Jaworski to Mike Quick. of a hero. Those same defenders We beat him. He's 0-2 and we're Elsewhere yesterday, it was made sure that Buddy Ryan did 2-0." Cincinnati 36, Buffalo 33 in over­ not come back to Chicago as a Barely. time; Cleveland 23, Houston 20; conquering hero. Kevin Butler, who missed four Dallas 31, Detroit 7; New Orleans It wasn't easy. The Bears were of five field goal tries in regula­ 24, Green Bay I 0; Washington forced to overtime before record­ tion time, kicked a 23-yarder I 0, Los Angeles Raiders 6; At­ ; ng a 13- I 0 NFL victory over the S:S6 into the extra period after lanta 33, St. Louis 13, and the Philadelphia Eagles yesterday. Charles Crawford fumbled the New York Giants 20, San Diego Ryan, who devised the 46 kickoff to begin the overtime. 7. Defense that the Bears mastered Walter Payton rushed 34 times In late games, it was the Los in winning the Super Bowl last for I 77 yards and scored the Angeles Rams 16, San Francisco year, left in January to become Bears' only touchdown on a 1- 13; Minnesota 23, Tampa Bay I 0; head coach of the Eagles. yard dive. It was his I OOth career Miami 30, Indianapolis I 0; and Before the game, several touchdown, putting him behind Seattle 23, Kansas City I 7. Bears stopped to chat with Ryan. only John Riggins with I 06 and On Thursday, it was New En­ Afterward, middle linebacker Jim Brown with I 04 among N Fl. gland 20, the New York Jets 6. Mike Singletary and Ryan rushers. He now has 7S I 00-yard Monday night's game is Denver embraced in the corridor outside ~ames in his career and IS, ISO at Pittsburgh.

AI' photo ' running back Walter Payton picked up his 15, OOOth career rushing yard and his I Oath career touchdown yesterday as he led his Bears team to a 13- I 0 overtime win over the Philadelphia Eagles. A recap of all the day's NFL action appears at left.

UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN MEDICAL SCHOOL TRIP

Friday, October 3 Meet with ND alumni and tour the medical school. Pick up applications in 201 Administration Former Olympic gold-medalist Mark it again last night to challenger Reggie Miller. Building. Space limited to 30 pre-med students. Breland, shown here celebrating after knock­ Breland's record improved to 14-0. Details ing out an opponent in a previous bout, did of last night's fights appear below. Applications due September19.

Olympic heroes Breland, Biggs Registration fee of $7.00 required. punch their way to easy victories STUDENT· ALUMNI PRE-PROFESSIONAL Associated Press Breland, from New York City, just wanted to say they went the RELATIONS the welterweight gold medalist in distance with me," Breland said. SOCIETY ATLANTIC CITY, N.J - former 1984, became 14-0 with nine "Now I'm fighting more accom­ GROUP Olympic gold medalists Mark knockouts as a pro. plished fighters. They want what Breland and Tyrell Briggs se­ Breland floored Miller with a I have and they're coming to cured easy triumphs in separate right hand in the opening round. fight so I've been able to knock bouts last night Although Miller survived the them out." Biggs, the I 984 Olympic super round, Breland stopped him with Miller was stopped for the first heavyweight champion from several right-hand bombs in the time in his career. His record is Philadelphia, scored a I 0-round second. now 18-6, including I I knock­ unanimous decision over Detroit "In the beginning a lot of guys outs. heavyweight Percell Davis. Breland stopped Reggie Miller of Lake Charles, La., with a right­ hand barrage at I :4 I of the second round in a scheduled I 0- HIGH-TECH round welterweight bout Biggs, I I -0 with seven knock­ outs, unloaded a torrent of body HASN'T MADE US LOSE shots and left hooks to the head against Davis, who weighed 2S3 OUR TOUCH. pounds. As an Army Nurse, you'll be introduced to some of the most Davis, 13-S with nine knock­ advanced technology available. But that won't keep you from outs, inspired an early slugfest working with your patients on a one-to-one basis. and landed some solid left hooks You'll be an integral part of the Army health care team: top­ to the head but fought to survive quality professionals who share the same high goals with you. In after Biggs landed several un­ fact, among Army nurses, 99% hold BSN degrees and over 25% answered combinations in the have Masters. fifth. ·33A %oil 4Jor9 The Army Nurse Corps. Highly advanced, highly reward­ one hour processing & prints one hour color repnnts "I felt no fear in the right ing. Get in touch with us, by calling your local Army Nurse Corps Big 4x6 prints from 135 film. 110, 126 4 repnnts from the same col~r nega- hand," said Biggs, who suffered or disc color print sizes vary (C41 ' t1ve. B1g 4x6 pnnts from 135 film. 110, Recruiter today. process only). No limit on number of 126 or disc color print sizes vary (C41 a broken collarbone in a March rolls with coupon. Not combinable process only). Coupon can be used triumph over Jeff Sims. He was SGT BERRY with other processing and print on any number of negat1ves. Not 234-4187 offers. Offer is void where prohibited, combmabl_e w1th other r~,:mnt offers. reluctant to use the right hand taxed, or licensed by law. Cash value Offer IS vo1d where prohibited, taxed, in an August knockout of Rod 1/20¢. or licensed by law. Cash value 1/20¢. Smith. ARMY NURSE CORPS. Coupon good through November 8, 1986 Coupon good through November 8, 1986 "I hit the guy with everything SEARS 90SRP0915 SEARS and he didn't go, but I was still BE ALL YOU CAN BE. satisfied," Biggs said. "If he wants to fi~ht backing up, I'll just take the win." The Observer Monday, September 15. 1986- page 13 Soccer team drops weekend opener to nationally-ranked Indiana, 2-0

By PETE GEGEN Keenan took it to the right was the damp field. Sports Writer around keeper Hugh Bresin. He Indiana scored again at 5:49 centered it to John Johnson, who of the second half. Pete BLOOMINGTON, Ind. - The defiected the pass into the open Stoyanovich took a lead pass Notre Dame soccer team played net at the 6:46 mark. from Herb Haller on right wing. a good game, but it was not good Irish wingback Tom Pernsteiner enough as the 18th-ranked In­ "They're a good team," Irish forced Stoyanovich wide of the diana Hoosiers downed the Irish, captain Steve Lowney said. "We goal, but the Hoosier forward 2·0. made a couple of mistakes and rified a shot through Breslin's they capitalized. But I thought we legs for the goal. The game was never really didn't back down." dominated by either team. In· In fact, the play on the field Sternberg had an excellent diana did have the better scoring got more physical. The Irish out· scoring chance with 12 minutes chances, outshooting Notre fouled the Hoosiers, 20· I 2. The left in the game, but his shot Dame, 12·5, but the Irish regis­ referee also issued three yellow sailed just wide to the right. tered one more corner kick than cards, to Notre Dame's Tommy the Hoosiers. Gerlacher and to Indiana's Tim Indiana also kept the pressure "We did well," said Head Coach Hylla and Kevin Godat. on the Notre Dame defense, but Dennis Grace. "We weren't in­ sweeper Pat Szanto stopped timidated by them. We should The Irish apparently were not several rushes. not feel bad about our perfor· comfortable with the rough play. mance." Stopper John Guignon, usually While the loss does not help a force on offense, stayed pretty the team's chances of gaining an The Irish easily could have The Oh~PNPrA'liP much on the defensive side of NCAA bid, it does show that Notre submitted to the Hoosiers early Junior defender Steve Lowney of the Notre Dame soccer in the game. Midfielder Joe play. And the team slipped to the Dame, which lost to Indiana 4-0 team helped his squad improve its record to 4-1 on the season Sternberg lost the ball in the ground several times, as much last year, is approaching that penalty area, and Indiana's Chris a result of stutter-stepping as it level of play. as it split a pair of weekend contests. Details appear on page 16 and page 13. Freshman trio runs well, but ND comes up 2nd

By DENNIS O'BRIEN "We could have, and maybe State," said Plane, "should finish remarked that his 24:52 time was "We should have won the Sports Writer even should have won the meet," in the top half of the Big Ten." "good enough for today," but meet, but the injuries are no ex­ said Plane, who is entering his even he realized the team must cuse," said the junior Co­ For Notre Dame men's cross twelfth year as the Irish coach. If there was a bright spot for improve for future meets, espe­ Captain. "We're definitely country coach Joe Plane, the first "Some of our guys are capable the Irish, it was in the perfor­ cially the National Catholic Invi­ looking to finish first at the Na­ meet of the season for his 1986 of running much better times." mances of freshmen Mike tational, which will be run in two tional catholics." team resulted in some mixed It was, however, a close race, Rogan, Tom O'Rourke and the weeks. emotions. as the .38 points by the Irish was overall winner in the meet, Mike Co-Captain Rick Mulvey, who Plane, who is hoping to im­ While especially pleased with slightly behind the Buckeyes' .32 O'Connor. finished seventh overall in the prove on last year's third place the times of three freshmen run­ and well ahead of the Spartans' "I teally was happy with the meet with a time of 25:44, was finish, agreed with Mulvey's as­ ners, Plane admitted that finish­ 58 mark. Both Ohio State and three freshmen today," Plane pleased with the team's showing, sessment. And despite having a ing behind Ohio State and ahead Michigan State are strong con­ said. "All three ran a fine race, since he, Dan Garrett, and team loaded with freshmen and of Michigan State was not satis­ tenders for the Big 10 title. and they'll only get better." several others were injured to sophomores, he is not looking fying. "Both Ohio State and Michigan Top finisher Mike O'Connor start the season. to the future.

talk to me about it." even if he did so before catching L-.nlng about yourwlt, dealing with problema. and 'Tm not a referee but there is the ball. goowlng with the change~ In your life are Important porta Williams no doubt in my mind that he was "I couldn't see that far," said of lhe Noire Dame experience. continued from page 16 in," said Beuerlein. "Joel thought Notre Dame head coach Lou front of the frenzied Notre he had both feet in and I was Holtz. "That's why I wear bifocals The Professional Staff of the Dame student body. sure he did. I sure would like to and got a cast on my finger But the back judge, who was see the replay." catching a punt. But the Michigan University Counseling Center (UCC) standing right before the play, ABC Television, which broad­ ball boy down there said INVITES YOU TO raced forward and called the casted the game nationally, (Williams) had both feet in CONSIDER JOINING A GROUP pass incomplete to deny the showed the catch repeatedly bounds. I don't know. I'd like to score. from a side angle which could think Michigan runs an honest The following grOUP' will be ollered to·lloefents during The Irish settled for a 25-yard not yield an exact determination. school." the Fall Sell\elter: field.goal that left them one point It appeared that, after the catch, Michigan head coach 'Bo' 1. Everything You Wanted to Know About shy of the Wolverines at 24-2.3. Williams definitely kept both feet Schembechler, however, felt he Relatli1g To Other People 1ut Couldn't Figure "I couldn't believe· the call," in bounds. His right foot, didn't need to see the play to Out Alone • ·lhla weekly confidential therapy group Ia said Williams. "My left foot was however, is blocked from view know the truth. designed for students who are struggling with •-such in by two feet and my right foot on the step before he actually "l couldn't even see the play aa reaching out when you feel lonely •laolated. gelling came down before the line. I felt catches the ball. Williams would from where I was standing," he clole to others and developing lnttmaey, dealing with that (the ref) wasn't sure about have been an ineligible receiver said. "But in Notre Dame anger • conflict with others and balancing the need to the call because he refused to be true to you1'181f with others wlahes and expectattona. if he had stepped on the line, Stadium - he was obviously out." TUUDA Y$:3:30-6 pm; Co-l.eaderl: Rita Donley a Tom Thompeon 2. The Adun Chllclren ot Alcoholic Parents group INTRO-ECON STUDENTSI McCourt Is a confidential support group for those students whose lives have been affected by the drinking of their parent(s). Step Beyond TrACUti.onat Stuc!yi.ncj Some IIIUel and topics that will be addrltlled ln'clude: continued/rom page 16 education about the diMaae of alcoholism/problem drinking and how members are atrected; common char· Lea.rn, nwiew, a.nd i.ncrease you.r sophomore midfielder Joe acterlltlcs cC adult children of alcoholics; learning about test-tak.i.nq ca.pg&W.ties the Sternberg fed the ball to McCourt the procea of loving detachment from the problems but wun who again fired the ball low and not the peraon; methods of forming healthy attitudes and hard, making the score .3-2. The relatlonlhiPt; strea reduction, realistic goal... ttlng and R.UJTLN /G.R:EGOR.y: ttONOM.'I.C8 CIIMftlvenesa training. score stayed there despite an ef­ Flrlt Meeting: Tuelday,september 16,

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By KELLY TOWNSEND scores brought his season total .'iporh Writn to I I, tops on the Noire Dame squad . Comin~ off a 2-0 loss to In­ Sternl>er~~ meanwhile, was in­ diana t'riday I see related story on stnuncntal in more than just the . J. pane 13), Notre Dame head sot­ one assist lo McCourt. The soph­ 9 cer coach Dennis Grace was omore tnidficlder consistently looking for his team to come tnoved the ball atlack with a stroll~! performance downfidd, enabling Irish keeper yesterday against Michigan. tfugh l~reslin to take a nnteh­ While Grace clicl not f.Jel his needecl breather between Mic­ wish. his team ack Steve Lowney ami winner in the second hall, stopper John Guignon. Guignon propelled Notre Dame to the win. also contributed off(:nsivcly, "Although we won I was not su>ring the first Irish goal of the happy with the play," said Grace. wune on a penalty kick· in the "The guys didn't play with their first half. heads in the game. They seemed McCourt's 11rst goal came soon cauf.jht up in other thittns." after the penalty kick. On a fast Grace prol>al>ly would exempt drive started deep in Irish terri­ his star striker McCourt from that tory, Randy Morris saw McCourt assessment. The G-0, I 70- in the clear and sent the ball poun