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A Texas neighborhood underwater, taken on September 1, less than a week after Harvey made landfall. Photo Courtesy of Getty Images

“Relief spending could cost up to $180 billion.”

Houston residents Scott McKnight (left) salvaged his mat- tresses and Bret Hinkie offered to drive other residents. Photo Courtesy of Scott Dalton for NPR

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Lauren Wiseman early in an academic ca- News Editor reer—like “First Year-First Quarter Success will give It is a new year at Rose - calculus and Hulman, which means another physics —can year of events from the Center test the en- freshmen a chance to receive advice from for Diversity Office. These durance of events are to help strengthen even the the diverse community at Rose brightest professors who have taught these courses.” and give Rose’s diverse stu- students. through clubs just like the tions; on a casual level, com- dents opportunities to net- First Year -First Quarter Suc- ones on campus. panies can mingle with stu- work with companies. There cess will give freshmen a Students interested in this dents through networking are a couple of events starting chance to receive advice from event are encouraged to regis- lunches. These companies are this week, and the Center for professors who have taught ter. Registration is integral also coming together to help Diversity Office is already these courses. for ensuring enough food is teach students through simu- hard at work getting these Also attending this event prepared for those in attend- lations designed to shape stu- events underway. will be some of the diverse ance. dents into well -rounded future The first of these events is student groups on campus, in- Returning this year is Rose members of industry. First Year-First Quarter Suc- cluding the Society of Asian Diversity Connect. Last Thurs- Students of all years and cess. The Monday night event Scientists and Engineers day, the Center for Diversity all majors are encouraged to is geared towards freshmen, (SASE), Society of Women En- Office held an information sign up for the event. The particularly those coming gineers (SWE), the Jewish session to break down the net- challenges will be announced from varied backgrounds. Culture Club, and RoseBUD. working event for students in- on Friday, with the first round Freshmen who attend have the Members of these organiza- terested but still unsure of beginning on September 27 opportunity to hear tips and tions will introduce them- participating. and the final round beginning learn tricks to help fuel aca- selves to help build stronger Student competitions, cor- on October 3. demic success. connections. Student success porate bistros, and leadership If students are interested Rose is known for its rigor- is often bolstered by these simulations are in the future in the events, they can log on- ous classes, and even subjects personal connections made for attendees. to My Rose -Hulman to regis- Companies with strong ter or to learn more. Students connections to Rose — who register for the event are “Companies with strong connec- including ArcelorMittal, Eli encouraged to attend. The Lilly, and Rockwell Collins — Center for Diversity Office are participating as well to will release more information tions to Rose… are participating engage with students. On a closer to the event. professional level, companies will communicate with stu- as well to engage with students.” dents through design competi- Classifieds 2 The Rose Thorn Interested in writing, layout and design, web management, or business relations?

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dence Hospital and the Free Dispensary. While the grapples with hur- Chauncey Rose’s name is all over Rose- Rose also gave to the Rose Orphan Asylum, ricanes in the Southeast and fires in the North- Hulman Institute of Technology. In fact, it which he wanted to ensure would be a per- west, Mexico has had to deal with a natural used to be the only name while the school manent fixture. Barbara Carney, writing for disaster of its own. Off the southern coast of was still Rose Polytechnic Institute. With the Tribute Star, discovered it was “among Mexico, an 8.1 -magnitude earthquake turned Chauncey Day this Thursday, The Rose the top 10 orphanages in the United States buildings to rubble. Thorn is taking a closer look at Rose’s and that children from all over the country Municipal Secretary of Juchitan de Zarago- founder. came there to stay.” While the orphanage za, Oscar Cruz Lopez, said, “It’s a truly critical For a man who left his mark on , closed in 1949, it was capable to housing up situation. The city … It’s as if it had been Chauncey Rose was actually born in Con- to 150 children. bombed.” necticut. The son of Scottish immigrants, Supposedly, apart from Rosedale, The earthquake was measured as the most Rose was born on Christmas Eve in 1794. Chauncey Rose never intended for his name powerful to hit Mexico in over a century. Among his eight brothers and sisters, to be left on that which he founded or fund- Over 50 people alone were killed in Juchi- Chauncey and his brothers, John and ed. The name connections came about from tan, Oaxaca, near the epicenter. In neighboring recipients changing the names posthumous- Guatemala, President Jimmy Morales reported ly. In the case at least one death. Reporter Emily Green, 650 of Rose Poly- miles away from the epicenter in Mexico City, “For a man who left his mark technic, felt the ground shake under her feet. Chauncey do- According to NPR, the earthquake was fol- nated the lowed by “at least” 20 aftershocks. These after- money, and shocks have Mexico on alert for tsunamis. The on Indiana, Chauncey Rose was the corner- U.S. Tsunami Warning System recorded 3.3 - stone was laid foot waves off Salina Cruz. on September To add to the devastation, just hours after actually born in .” 11, 1875. How- the earthquake, Hurricane Katia made landfall ever, it was as a Category 2 storm. not until 1883

George, grew up to be successful business- that the operations began, and Rose passed Sanders: “Silly to Keep Talking about 2016” men, with John finding success in away in 1877.

City, and George finding success in Charles- Rose left his mark on the school and on Hillary Clinton’s memoir about the 2016 ton, South Carolina. For Chauncey, he the city. As a result, Rose-Hulman celebrates election—‘What Happened’—released recently. looked all over. , , , Chauncey Rose on Chauncey Day. All sum- In it, the former presidential candidate called Indiana, and were all stops along mer long, members of the Rose-Hulman out another candidate for attacks against her Rose’s path to business success. community took the “Flat Chauncey” cut-out which she claimed did “lasting damage” to her In the end, Rose settled in Rosedale, In- all over the globe. People are voting on these campaign. It was not Donald Trump, but Ber- diana, in 1819. His first business venture pictures, and the three most popular photos nie Sanders, whom she accused in her mem- was milling, the first mill built in Coxville. are up for prizes awarded on Chauncey Day. oirs. That mill would help provide the wood for The photos are up for viewing on My Rose- The Vermont senator, though, was un- the courthouse Hulman right now. phased. in Parke County, “I think it’s a bit silly to keep talking about Indiana. 2016,” Sanders said in an interview on ‘The Through the suc- Late Show.’ “I understand, Secretary Clinton cess of milling, ran against the most unpopular candidate in Rose was able to the history of this country, and she lost. And turn his gaze to- she was upset about that, and I understand wards Terre that. But our job now is really not to go back- Haute in 1825, wards, it is to go forwards. ” the blossoming Clinton is scheduled to appear on ‘The Late commerce epi- Show’ on September 19. It is not known if she center of the re- will respond to Sanders ’s comments. gion. Rose pur-

sued real estate,

which allowed Magic: The Gathering Area Unveiled him to eventual-

ly found the Nearly 25 years ago, Richard Garfield Terre Haute and turned an idea into a trading card game phe- Richmond Rail- nomenon. Since its beginning, Magic: The road. Gathering has grown to be played by tens of The start of millions across 70 countries in 11 languages. Rose’s philan- Now, the game is evolving even further with thropy and gen- In addition to being Rose-Hulman’s founder, Chauncey Rose was re- Magic: The Gathering Area, an online version erosity began meant to be “reborn digitally for gamers, fans, sponsible for the Chauncey Rose Orphan Asylum. after the death and streamers,” according to the official web- of his brother, site. Photo Courtesy of Indiana Public Media John. His broth- VP of digital game development for Wizards er left him an estate worth $1,600,000. Af- of the Coast, Jeffrey Steefel, had a glimpse to ter winning the ability to disperse the estate give to avid fans. Developers wanted to make a During Chauncey Day, students should the way he wanted to, Chauncey gave to a game which was the “deepest ” and “richest dig- keep an eye out for the giant Chauncey head variety of charities in the ar- ital card game on the market,” and to do so, on campus, as well they added in the full Standard card set, as as a “special guest” well as 1000 new cards added annually. looking for selfies. They sought to create a version “that’s as “Rose never intended for his Members of the Stu- much fun to watch as it is to play, ” hence the dent Alumni Associ- visuals and sound integrated into the online ation will be passing version. name to be left on that which out candy to stu- “We want to create a game that can evolve. ” dents wearing their To meet this need, developers plan on taking Chauncey Day shirts. feedback to make it more user -friendly. he founded or funded.” A public beta is currently open, and new Chauncey Day kicks players will be invited into the game as testing off Thursday, Sep- allows. ea, but also gave significant amounts in tember 14. More information can be found Terre Haute. An 1875 edition of the New on My Rose-Hulman FBI Enters Feud Between Uber and Lyft York Times estimated he gave over $2,000,000. Uber and Lyft have been grappling for su- For most Rose-Hulman students, his premacy in the world of ride -hailing apps, but it seems like Uber Technologies, Inc., may have shot itself in the foot because of a program known internally as “Hell.” “Hell” may have been used to illegally in- Journalism terfere with competitors, not just Lyft. Those familiar with the program said “Hell” would create fake Lyft customer accounts. The Lyft system believed these customers needed rides. Isn’t Always From here, Uber could see nearby Lyft drivers and the prices offered by these Lyft drivers. The Rose Thorn While “Hell” is now a defunct Uber pro- gram, the Federal Bureau of Investigation ’s Black and New York office and the Manhattan U.S. attor- ney’s office are still focused on this program. Meet Tuesdays If “Hell” really was used to interfere with Lyft’s business practices, Uber could face an White. FBI probe. Uber has not publicly commented on the O259 5:15pm details of the program. The threat of a new probe comes after a tu- multuous period of leadership change after co - founder Travis Kalanick was forced to step Write about what matters. down from his role as chief executive officer. Former Expedia CEO, Dara Khosrowshahi, has Write for the News Section. since stepped into the role. Entertainment 4 Sins Within the Cinema A Review of Get Shorty Curtis Humm ate every tangled interaction or misinformed preconception at play. Entertainment Editor The film also does a wonderful Ever since Marlon Brando made an offer job at comparing the worlds of cine- you can’t refuse back in 1972, Hollywood has ma to the worlds of crime. (One had quite the love affair with Gangsters. How- would certainly hope so, given ever, was this love ever requited? You bet! In that’s the whole premise.) From co- Barry Sonnefeld’s 1995 affectionate parody of medic moments where Chili bemus- the film industry, Get Shorty, viewers have edly coaches his star actor, Martin the chance to see just how a Miami Mobster Weir (Danny DeVito), in just how to would handle the movie making industry. accomplish a proper Gangster Chili Palmer (John Travolta), is a Loan Glare, to more serious scenes in Shark looking for a change of scenery when which characters are shown just new management has him working under Ray how wrong their assumptions about Barboni (Dennis Farina), a man whose nose the other industry are, we are pre- Chili had previously broken to say nothing of sented with a number of similarities the shooting that followed. When Chili ends to fuel comedy and a few stark dif- up hunting down a debt owed by famed Direc- ferences to fuel drama. Get Shorty tor Harry Zimm (Gene Hackman), he decides is also able to naturally transition that a change in careers is in order and opts between such scenes of understated to pitch his idea for a movie to Zimm in lieu humor and dead serious tension as of breaking his kneecaps. Shenanigans ensue required. when we factor in other mobsters looking for If the film had one drawback, it a slice of the pie, finicky lead actors, an air- would be the manner in which Chili port locker full of $500,000 in drug money, is presented as an unflappable force and Barboni getting curious as to what is tak- capable of maneuvering through ing Chili so long. any setback. While we all enjoy a Get Shorty’s primary allure is in how it competent protagonist cleverly out- handles outlandish situations with an air of witting all comers, it can remove a reserved charm. Travolta portrays incredibly bit of the dramatic tension if he smooth operator able to handle the fast paced never really appears to be particu- negotiating of shady dealings (Hollywood or larly threatened or stressed by the Mobster) and the incongruous standoffs you obstacles faced. This can be particu- get from the massively entangled plot lines. larly egregious in Get Shorty, as the Characters are wonderfully fleshed out, with third act antagonist ends up being just enough large egos in the form of self- most characterized by rash decision important crime lords and big shot actors to making and egoism, ensuring his contrast their more level-headed and incredu- downfall feels more like an inevita- lous co-stars. The film beautifully introduces ble outcome than an actual achieve- new characters and naturally displays their ment. Is the film still wildly enter- Producing movies is a dangerous business. motivations. It lets the audience easily keep taining? Yes. But one can’t help but track of the half a dozen different agendas at desire a bit more dramatic gravitas Photo courtesy of Amazon.com play, and ensures that the viewer can appreci- from a film’s climax. Get Shorty was a cleverly constructed take on both organized crime and the silver screen, “The film also does a wonderful job at and it has aged like fine wine over twenty years later. A wonderful film for those looking to take a break from exploding helicopters comparing the worlds of cinema to the and manic pixie dream girls. worlds of crime.” A sea of Lawn chairs Bud light’s Blues fest Review

Derek Huffard slapped on a pair “A silent DJ bobbed his head as he Staff Writer of head- Downtown Terre Haute was flooded phones this weekend with people, vendors, and myself, managed his turntable…” the sound of artists like Cream, Led Zep- but I lacked the funds for the deposit. pelin, and Lynyrd Skynyrd. Bud Light ’s people and the companies. I would defi- Lastly I made my way down to the Blues Fest shut down nearly 8 blocks of nitely recommend the Blues Fest to be- food corner to check out some of Terre Wabash Avenue for two nights of musical come your next big Back to School Terre Haute’s finest street food. Fifi ’s food merriment. The event featured back to Haute tradition. truck serving their sinfully savory treats, back musicians performing covers of pop- ular artists, free form performances, and like their wicked bacon even some original songs. I had the pleas- wrapped hot dogs and ure of attending both nights with unre- twisted donut burgers, stricted VIP access. wafted tempting aro- A sea of lawn chairs populated the mas throughout the streets as what seemed to be all of Terre square. Elephant ears, Haute poured out of the woodwork to be deep fried oreos, and in attendance of this once a year event. funnel cakes all a pop- Laughter, shouting, and woeful but pleas- ular choice as well. But ant tunes all blended together as I my heart was set on worked my way through the masses. My getting some of Mrs. first stop was the backstage VIP section Ly’s spring rolls. The to talk to some performers. I met with Asian Market, owned Mike, a volunteer who was helping oper- by Mr. and Mrs. Ly, ate the VIP section for the bands. “It’s had a table set up this all in good fun” Mike explained. “We re- year where she was ally aim to create some end of summer outside frying up some fun for everybody. ” They really hit their spring rolls in her mark. From the 21+ Beer garden, to the wok, and selling them row of food trucks and stands, to the si- to passerby for a buck. lent disco, there were plenty of options All in all, I had a for all different tastes. blast both nights. It After hitting up backstage, I went to was fun to hang out check out the silent disco tent. Sound- with friends, chat with proof headphones could be signed out for locals, dine on some a reimbursable deposit, with five chan- fine street food all nels of different music stations to choose while being treated to from. Lights and fog filled the room as fun familiar and unfa- the silent crowd boogied down. A silent miliar songs. It was nice to go to a local DJ bobbed his head as he managed his A sea of lawn chairs. turntable, only actually running one of event that had so much the five stations himself. I would have support from both the Photo courtesy of Blues at the Crossroads Lifestyle 5

Seun Ladipo His vocals are often cryptic and dark and when is not only is a great piece of mu- paired alongside his extremely deep and “angry” sic but is also one of the smartest executions of an Lifestyle Editor tone produce a sound that is very unique to his album I have ever seen. With features such as Tyler, the Creator, born Tyler Gregory music. This has made his music not very friendly A$ap Rocky, Jaden Smith, even ; Okonma, is an American rapper, designer to the masses although he and music producer from Ladera Heights Califor- has produced a very dedi- nia. He is a member of popular musical group Odd cated following and “Everything [Tyler] seems to Future and has transcended popular culture evolved his sound from through a variety of mediums. With their Goblin to Cherry Bomb. AdultSwim TV show, Loiter Squad, their extreme- This summer Tyler had touch turns to gold— or should ly popular line, , and their con- released by far his most stant collaborations, Tyler and the other members surprising album yet. of this group have flourished. This group, whose Flower Boy, has taken I say platinum.” immediate popularity has subsided in the past few the whole Tyler, The Crea- years, has also produced names such as tor dreary and grimy style and completely flipped Flower Boy transcends completely the sub-genres Sweatshirt and Frank Ocean although none of the it on its head. Songs like See You Again, Glitter, of the hip-hop spectrum. other members have had as much success as the and Boredom very light and sentimental seem to There is also some controversy with this al- unofficial leader of this group, Tyler, the Creator. fit better on a Frank Ocean Album rather than one bum as Tyler talks about his sexuality. When this Tyler himself has composed a few albums of by Tyler himself. Then with songs such as Who album came out speculation was rampant on the his own such as Goblin, Wolf, and Cherry Bomb Dat Boy, Pothole, and I Ain’t Got Time seem like a internet, only increasing the popularity of his al- all helping to produce a cult following of people much more refined version of Tyler’s quintessen- bum. Again, off the train of his album he had also addicted to his extremely gritty and unclean tial style. As someone who was not the biggest fan released his fashion line and collaboration Golf Le sound that he has refined throughout the years. of Tyler The Creators music in the past, I can hon- Fleur with again putting his floot in the estly say that I was door of another completely different audience. thoroughly impressed Personally, I hope to see more of Tyler the by this project in every creator in pop culture in the future whether it be aspect. The musical through producing, rapping or even designing as quality, lyrical value, recently everything he seems to touch turns to order of tracks, song gold — or should I say platinum. I expect Flower transitions, and even Boy to win a plethora of awards this year so I societal value are exe- think everyone should give it a listen before the cuted and balanced radio gives it a hug of death. with near perfection on this album.

“I've been kissing white boys since 2004”—Tyler The Creator This is a picture of a hand holding a shoe Photo By Mark Peckmezian for The FADER Photo courtesy of xxlmag,com Chicken Broccoli and Mushroom Stir Fry Ingredients

• 1 lb boneless skinless chick- • 2 tsp. sesame oil en breast, cut into 3/4 in • 2 tbsp. cooking oil pieces • 1 1/4 lb broccoli • 1/4 cup all-purpose flour • 1 small onion sliced • 1 cup chicken broth/stock • 3/4 lb white button mush- • 1/4 cup honey rooms, sliced • 1/4 cup soy sauce

• 1/2 tbsp. fresh ginger, peeled, and grated

• 2 medium garlic cloves Instructions

2. To make the sauce: in the bowl Once oil is hot, add small broccoli florets, on- with remaining flour used to coat ions and sliced mushrooms to the pan and the chicken, add 1 cup chicken stir-fry 4 minutes, or until mushrooms are stock, 1/4 cup honey, 1/4 cup soy softened and broccoli is crisp-tender. sauce, 1/2 Tbsp grated ginger, 2 5. Stir the sauce again then pour it your hot cloves grated garlic and 2 tsp sesa- vegetables. Bring to a boil over medium heat, me oil (if using) and stir until stirring constantly. Simmer 2 minutes or un- smooth. Set aside. Chicken Broccoli and Mushroom stir fry is a favorite among col- til sauce is thickened then toss in chicken lege students. It is cheap, filling, and delicious! 3. Heat a wok or large heavy- and cook another 30 seconds or until heated bottomed skillet on medium high through. Season to taste with salt if needed Photo By NatashasKitchen.com heat and add 1 Tbsp olive oil. Once and serve over hot rice. oil is hot, add chicken pieces and 1. Trim chicken breast of any excess fat and pat spread out evenly. Let chicken sit for a mi- dry with paper towels. In a medium bowl, toss nute before stirring, then stir fry 5 minutes Recipe by Natasha’s Kitchen chicken breast with 1/4 cup flour until evenly or until browned. Remove chicken from the coated. Remove chicken to a plate (leave re- https://natashaskitchen.com/2014/10/21/ pan and set aside. maining flour in the bowl - you'll use it for the chicken-broccoli-and-mushroom-stir-fry/ sauce) 4. Add another 1 Tbsp of oil to the same pan. Opinions 6

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“Rose-Hulman’s aim is to create well-rounded engineers, not well-rounded engineers.” Sports 7 RHIT Football RHIT SPORTS BOX SCORES Blake Powell fifteen-yard touchdown pass. Rose -Hulman failed on their potentially game tying two point RHIT Men’s Soccer Sports Editor conversion to trail 21-19. After a 93-yard Millikin touchdown pass, Blake Powell The Rose-Hulman football team came up Rose-Hulman rallied with their 45-yard touch- Sports Editor short in their home opener against Millikin down and onside kick recovery to gain their University on Saturday night. last hopes. Rose-Hulman rallied in the fourth quarter The Fightin’ Engineers earned a 2-2 draw against Carroll Rose-Hulman fell to 1-1 on the season as University Pioneers on Saturday afternoon. Rose-Hulman by finishing the game with a score in the final they move into conference play this week two minutes and then recovering an onside against Hanover College. took an early lead of 1-0 but then allowed two unanswered kick, before falling short 28-26. goals to fall 2-1. It wasn’t until 64 seconds left in regulation Freshman Andrew Dion connected with that Rose-Hulman tied the game 2-2. Neither team was able Zack Murphy for a 45-yard touchdown pass to to score in both overtimes which lead to the 2-2 draw. The bring the Fightin’ Engineers within 28-26 with a less than two minutes remaining. Then Matt Engineers moved to 2-1-1. Murray kicked a desperate onside kick that was recovered by Noah Thomas to give Rose- MEN’S SOCCER 1 2 OT 2OT FINAL Hulman another opportunity to take the lead. The drive came to 4th-and-13 at midfield when Dion connected with Murphy for a 12- ROSE-HULMAN 1 1 0 0 2 yard reception; just shy of the first down. Milli- kin went on to kneel the ball for the rest of the CARROLL(WISC.) 1 1 0 0 2 game for the victory. With the win, Millikin currently stands at 2-0 on the season. Dion led the offense by finishing with 389 Standout Performers yards, three touchdowns and a 67 percent com- Austin Webb– Assisted the first goal pletion percentage. Murphy led the receivers with six catches and 173 yards for one touch- Ethan Butler– Scored one goal Single, stud freshman QB Andrew Deon. down. Garret Wight led the ground attack with Lucas Kesterson– Scored one goal 68 yards with an addition 52 yard kickoff re- Photo by Rose-Hulman Athletics turn. The Rose-Hulman defense added three ROSE-HULMAN MILLIKIN more sacks to their stats; Kalen Garner with 1.5 RHIT Women’s Soccer sacks and Mike Riley with 1 sack. Mike Henry Blake Powell led the team in tackles with 13 tackles and nine 392 Passing Yards 362 solo efforts. Sports Editor Rose-Hulman dominated the first half with 118 Rushing Yards 142 a lead of 7-0. Rose-Hulman went on to kick a Rose-Hulman went toe-to-toe with the defending na- field goal to score 10 unanswered points. Milli- 2 Turnovers 0 tional champions and No. 1-ranked team in the nation in the kin fought back into the game and took a 21-13 first half of play on Thursday night. Rose Hulman lost the lead until Dion connected with Burtnick on a 27:48 Time of Poss. 32:12 game 2-0 while falling to 1-3 on the season. The Fightin’ En- gineers return to action on Tuesday September 12th to Elsah, Illinois to play Principia College Panthers. Kickoff at RHIT Volleyball Principia is set for 7.pm. CT (8 p.m. ET) Blake Powell WOMEN’S BASKETBALL 1 2 FINAL Sports Editor WASHINGTON(MO.) 0 2 2 Rose Hulman improved to 6-2 on the season with wins over North Central and ROSE-HULMAN 0 0 0 Illinois College at the Fightin’ Engineer Volleyball Invitational on Saturday. North Central was undefeated until Standout Performers they fell to Rose-Hulman in the opener 26 -24, 25-14, and 25-13. Carli Weinberg– Recorded 11 saves Captain, Bailey MacInnis, led the of- fense with 16 kills and two block assists. Grace Beach had eight kills. Alison Rogozinski had 16 assists, while Katie Or- Teamwork makes the dream work. beta added 15 for the Fightin’ Engineer’s Photo by Rose-Hulman Athletics RHIT Player of the Week offense. Adekite Oladipupo led the defensive Bailey MacInnis is the RHIT NORTH CENTRAL efforts with 11 digs while Mackenzie ROSE-HULMAN Player of the Week with her in- Gossard had one solo block. credible volleyball efforts this The Fightin’ Engineers dominated Illi- ..376 Hitting % .117 previous weekend. MacInnis nois College 25-17, 25-19 and 25-11. 4.0 Blocks 4.0 earned a spot on the Rose- MacInnis and Oladipupo had 10 kills Hulman Invitational all - each, and then Rogozinski and Orbeta 35 Digs 26 tournament team. MacInnis one added a total of 37 assists. Gabi Razma solo block and three block assists recorded 28 digs. All 16 Rose-Hulman vol- leyball players were able to earn playing 4 Aces 6 as a part of the defense. MacIn- time against Illinois College. nis is going on her third season MacInnis earned a spot on the all- ROSE-HULMAN ILLINOIS COLL with the volleyball team after tournament team for the Rose-Hulman winning first team all Heatland Invitational after helping the team finish 3 .307 Hitting % .058 Photo by Collegiate Athletic Conference -1 on the weekend. Rose- last season and CoSIDA Academic 5.0 Blocks 3.0 Rose-Hulman returns to action at the Hulman All-District honors her sopho- DePauw University Invitational on Friday more year. and Saturday with Wheaton (III.) and De- 58 Digs 39 Athletics Pauw on September 15th. 5 Aces 5 RHIT SPORTS SCHEDULES Football Volleyball Soccer September 9th-Millikin-7PM September 8th– Monmouth-6PM September 16th-Hanover-2PM September 8th– Williams Woods-8PM Men Women *WVFCA Yellow Shoelace Game September 9th–North Central-11AM September September September 23rd-Defiance-1:30PM September 9th– Illinois College-1PM 5th-Greenville-8PM 5th-Greenville-6PM *Samaritan’s Feet Game September 12th-St. Mary-Woods-7PM 9th-Carrol(Wis.)-1PM 7th-@Washington-7:30PM September 30th-@Anderson-1:30PM September 15th-@Wheaton-6PM 13th-@Wabash-5PM 12th-@Principia-7PM September 15th-@DePauw-8PM 16th-Millikin-3:30PM 14th-DePauw-7PM September 16th-@Muskingum-1PM 20th-@DePauw-7PM 16th-Millikin-1PM October 7th-Mt St Joseph-2PM September 16th-@Mt Union-3PM 23rd-@OhioNorthern-7PM 20th-@Webster-6:30PM *Homecoming Game September 19th-Greenville-7PM 26th-@Principia-7PM 24th-Westminster-1PM October 14th-@Manchester-1;30PM September 22nd-@Wesleyan-3PM 30th-@Transy-3:30PM 30th-@Transy-1PM October 21st=Franklin-1:30PM September 22nd-@Chicago-5:30Pm October October *Senior Day September 23rd-@Millikin-10:30AM 4th-Earlham-7PM 3rd-@Earlham-3:30PM October 28th-@Bluffton-1:30PM September 23rd-Cornell College-1PM 7th-Machester-3:30PM 7th-Manchester-1PM September 27th-Manchester-7PM 11th-Anderson-7PM 11th-@Anderson-7PM September 30th-@Transy-2PM 14th-Defiance-3:30PM 14th-Defiance-1PM November 11th-@Earlham-1:30PM 18th-@Mt St Joseph-7PM 18th—Mt St Joseph-7PM 21st-@Bluffton-3:30PM 21st-@Bluffton-1PM 25th-@Franklin-7:30PM 25th-Franklin-7:30PM Flipside 8 WACKY PROF QUOTES "It's like a good Southern name. It's not Billy or Bob, "There's nothing like curling up with a glass of wine it's BillyBob." and, sigh, Maple..." - Dr. Allen Holder - Dr. Kurt Bryan

"Starfish. Now you know. Assholes." "Ah, but one flask was water, and the other was Ever- -Dr. Stephanie Hill clear." - Dr. Thom

Did your prof say something hilarious or just great out of context? Are your students comically loquacious? Did you hear something amusing on your jaunt about the fine halls of this institution? We want to hear about it! Send your quotes with who said it to [email protected]. Bad Jokes. Top 10 (They’re Pirate Themed.) Uses for the Union Light Tower What does a pirate pay for corn? 1. Giant Tetris A Buccaneer. --- 2. Fifth Dimension A pirate goes to the doctor to have the spots 3. Lightning Tower on his arm examined. The doctor says, “They’re benign.” The pirate replies, 4. Rosie's "Elephant Signal" “No, no doc, there be 11. I counted them be- 5. Lighthouse for Scum Pond (RIP) fore I came here.” --- 6. Alarm Clock for Campus What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? R? 7. Advertisement for New Hybrid Physics Course No, it’s the C’s he loves! --- 8. The Sun during Winter Quarter How can you tell a pirate has fallen for mod- 9. A Monument to High Tuition ern technology? It’s the iPatch that gives it away! 10.Hunger Games Cannon for Fallen Freshmen --- 11.Soothing Nightlight for Eric Liobis Why didn’t Davy Jones pass Calculus? He was below C Level! 12.Practice Center for EE's --- 13.A Portal to Tron A pirate walks into the bar. The bartender looks at the pirate and says, “Sir, do you 14.Giant Bug-Zapper know that you have a steering wheel sticking out of your trousers?” The pirate replies, 15.Starting Line for Rainbow Road “Aye, and it’s driving me nuts!” 16.Stop Sign #10950 on Campus

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Thanks to Michael Doyle for beginning the pirate joke list. Most of those jokes have been told to me by funnier people. If you’ve got a bad joke you’d like to share, feel free to share it! Please send an email with questions, concerns, or content to the Thorn Flipside Editor Disclaimer: The Flipside is purely for fun. Any uncredited work above can be attributed to me, Emma Oswood.