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Saint Thomas Aquinas Volume 21, Issue 8 The Shield March 12, 2009 Boys Basketball Students compete in building competition Drafting class ex- and Spencer King placed first among 108 other competitors. They will go ceeds expectations onto compete at the international com- petition in Washington state April 25. in building competi- In the past, Kansas students typically tion on Feb. 6 make it to the top 25. Competitors built bridges us- ing their own unique designs, but not MEGHAN BING without limitations. They were forced Reporter to follow strict rules including the use of official basswood and white wood glue. There are also certain length and height requirements. The goal was to Saint Thomas Aquinas seniors build a bridge that would sustain the placed first and second at the Bridge most weight without breaking. Building Competition on Saturday, Feb. 6. Gavin Goodack took second -Continued on page 6

KATHLEEN GIER / The Shield Senior Beau Bourquin scores in the game against Pittsburg. Team huddles before first sub-state game. State is tonight at the Topeka Expocentre. Senior entertains school Saints head to state with comedic talents After winning sub- sub state games beating Wyandotte overall. 55-51 and Pittsburgh 41-17. “I got off to a quick start,” Zach Senior Daniel Peck state, saints head to The team will play in their third said. “There was a lot of pressure and straight state appearance tonight in they tried to get us frustrated.” wows Aquinas with state tonight at the Topeka. The Pittsburgh game however “It gives us experience because was not very close, but it had some his cornucopia of Topeka Expocentre we know the (Topeka) Expocentre and frustration. we know the court so it is not a new In the first quarter, Zach went artistic abilities KATHLEEN GIER environment,” senior Mike Rzeszut coast-to-coast and finished with a GEOFFREY CALVERT Managing Editor said. “We also have a lot of seniors.” powerful two hand dunk which was The game against Wyandotte was recalled because he hung on the rim Reporter close for the whole game. The Wyan- after the play. He also received a tech- dotte team hit 11 3-pointers and held nical. He blamed it on his momentum The game is down to two points a lead for most of the first half, before going up for the shot. with under a minute left until one team Aquinas took over in they second. “I wouldn’t have changed it at He was the leading man in “Get NICK VODA / The Shield Peck acts as Maxwell Smart in the winter play. holds the trophy signaling a trip to the “I am so excited,” Senior Kevin all,” Zach said proudly. “It was the Smart,” the comedic foil in “The Sound state tournament. Wyandotte gets the Sweeney said. “It was hard fought, but best technical I’ve gotten in my life.” of Music,” and is one of the most rec- ball after a bad pass, but turns it over. it was awesome.” Zach finished the game with eight ognizable faces at Saint Thomas Aqui- weights, right,” Peck said, starting off They foul, sending Zach Bourquin to Senior Beau Bourquin led the points. Senior Alex Keith led with 12 nas. He is Dan Peck. the joke. “And my mom comes down the line. He makes them both in the team in scoring with 15. Sweeney and followed by Beau with nine. A welcome presence in the Aqui- and asks, “‘Do you need a spot?’” double bonus; the lead is four with Zach followed with 13. The Saints were back to practice nas halls, Peck, a senior, has the en- Peck paused, taking pleasure in around eight seconds left. Wyandotte “I was in the right place at the on Monday preparing for the upcom- viable ability to make people laugh the building anticipation. takes it down the court, bad pass goes right time,” Beau said. “I was open for ing tournament. seemingly on command. His comedic “I say ‘No, but here’s an arma- to Alex Keith. He holds the ball. The good shots and the guys had some as- “It is going to be fun,” Beau said. skills range from sarcastic humor, to dillo!’” Peck said with a satisfied grin, trophy is presented. sists for easy lay-ups.” “It is one more week of basketball.” nonsensical, offbeat humor, the cat- leaving those within earshot of After finishing the regular season Zach started the game with three The Saints will face Highland egory into which his favorite joke be- the joke in uproarious laughter. 10-10, the Saint Thomas Aquinas boys field goals and made the last free- Park at 6:30 tonight at the Topeka Ex- longs. -Continued on page 8 basketball team was successful in both throws, but had a rough second half pocentre. “So I’m in my basement lifting

Celebration of the Fact of the Day Quote of the Day Class Day Competition 17 girl scout troops This makes me mad. The Girl Scout Day! were cheated out lesson is not to steal; not to make fake stuff. of cookies with fake -7 year old troop mem- $20 bills this month. ber Sylvia Swanson The Shield 2 News March 12, 2009 Show Choir goes solo

HALEY DODD “There’s a lot of time and Reporter effort put into (Show Choir) but it all pays off in the In the past, Saint Thomas Aqui- end.” nas’ Show Choir has always been a part of a bigger production with the other choirs at Aquinas, Tuesday, they -Anthony Fortino, sang in their own concert. They have sophomore never before had the opportunity to sing by themselves. Show Choir is so unique to any Students in choir perform at other choir at Aquinas. Show Choir Extravaganza, the Christmas Con- consists of a selected group of talented cert, Dinner Theater, and many other students who come during zero hour events throughout the year. They also prepared to sing and dance. Unlike the visit middle schools and perform. other choirs, they mostly sing in the The concert was the first step pop music genre. There is also a small towards someday being able to com- backup band that provides a musical pete. Heidesch is hoping to one day background. have the choir travel and compete with “There’s a lot of time and effort other schools in the country. put into (Show Choir) but it all pays Students enrolled in Show Choir off in the end,” sophomore Anthony enjoy the opportunities they get to per- Fortino said. form and show off their talents. To be in Show Choir, students must “I like to sing, and it’s a good enroll in a performing arts class and au- opportunity to get better and perform dition. The audition consists of sight with other people who like to do the reading and singing a piece of music se- same thing as me,” sophomore Katie lected by music director Joe Heidesch. Bourk said. d

The Saints Spirits dance teams performed their final dances of the season at Winter Finale, In Da Club, on March 3. The Varsity Bridging engineering gap Pom team showed their school spirit in the top picture. Bottom left: Senior boys strut their stuff to Beyonce’s Single Ladies ( left to right: Mark Blaise, David Baska, Brendan Copeland, Andrew -continued from page 1 determine the bridge’s strength. The Bellinder). Bottom right: The seniors share a bittersweet moment weight is continuously added until the “It is really just to get the kids bridge collapses. Most of the bridges after the last dance of the night. Below the “boys” and girls got interested in engineering,” said Mark make it to 4,000- 5,000 grams. King’s romantic during one of the dances. Johnston, a Kansas City engineer and 18.5 gram bridge held 31,860 grams Photos by: Natalie Stompoly/THE SHIELD a co-chairman of the competition, and Goodack’s held 27,780 grams. in an interview with the Kansas City Both students entered the con- Star. test because of the drafting class they “There has been a lot of talk re- were taking at Aquinas. Goodack was cently about investing in the infra- looking at going into architecture, and structure — bridges and highways. opted for the class. To do that, it takes engineers,” John- “Architecture is one of my op- ston said. “We need more kids going tions. I wanted to look into it. I had into engineering. And it’s fun for the heard it was a good class.” Goodack kids.” said. To test how much weight each King agreed. “Drafting gave me bridge can sustain, a metal plate and a feel of what I would do (as an engi- hook are attached to it. Then, a plastic neer). I’m glad I did it.” d bucket is added and filled with sand to The Shield March 12, 2009 World News 3 Users upset, Facebook responds News Briefs Obama overturns stem cell re- ed the new policy cancelled, 4 percent search law ERIN JEFFERSON voted to keep it and 3 percent simply On Mon. President Barack Obama did not know what they wanted. Reporter lifted the ban on federal funding Due to the overwhelmingly nega- for embryonic stem cell research, tive response from Facebook users, a Catholic Church-opposed prac- the day following Zuckerberg’s con- tice. Obama hopes this research On Feb. 16, creator of Face- troversial blog post, he put up another will help find cures for Parkinson’s book, Mark Zuckerberg, posted an an- statement announcing the revoking of disease, heart disease and cancer, nouncement on his blog defending the the Terms of Use change. among others. Obama promises social networking Web site’s rights to This large scale negative re- that the research will not be used keep deleted members’ information. sponse closely mimics the uproar that for cloning. Zuckerberg defended Facebook’s came along with the addition of the decision. News Feed in 2006. Shakespeare portrait revealed “In reality, we wouldn’t share News Feed lists minute details A portrait painted of William Shake- your information in a way you about the online activity of a user’s speare around 1610 has been dis- wouldn’t want.” Zuckerberg wrote in friends, from the tagging of a photo, covered in an Irish home. The por- his Feb. 16 post. “The trust you place to a change in relationship status. The trait, painted when Shakespeare in us as a safe place to share informa- majority of Facebook users found that was 46, shows Shakespeare to tion is the most important part of what News Feed was simply too much infor- be wealthy and in high social re- makes Facebook work.” mation, and borderline stalker-esque. gard. This contradicts the popular When a person signs up for Face- Photo illustration by ERIN JEFFERSON / The Shield The addition of News Feed re- perception of him as a lower class, book, they agree to the Terms of Use, Freshman Martha Krattli reviews the News Feed and new policies on her Facebook home page. ceived a widespread negative response struggling playwright. Previously, basically signing away the rights to from Facebook users and a quick apol- it was believed that Shakespeare any information or pictures they post Within the network, groups such Sophomore Caleb Brewer dis- ogy from the Facebook staff. was bald, with a small mustache on Facebook. as “People against the new terms of agrees. “We really messed this one up,” and beard. This portrait, however, “One of the questions about our service” are gaining members at rapid “When someone deletes their Zuckerberg wrote on his blog after- depicts Shakespeare with a full new Terms of Use is whether Face- speeds, while The Electronic Privacy Facebook account, it’s for a reason. ward. “When we launched News Feed head of hair, a profound beard and book can use this information forever,” Information Center plans on submit- They just want to get rid of the thing and Mini-Feed we were trying to pro- a lively complexion. he said. “When a person shares some- ting a complaint to the Federal Trade and anything tied to it.” vide you with a stream of information thing like a message with a friend, two Commission. In order to involve their patrons about your social world. Instead, we Worlds/Oceans of Fun for sale copies of that information are created-- “In some aspects I think it’s OK. in the final decision, polls showed did a bad job of explaining what the The popular Worlds of Fun and one in the person’s sent messages box Once a person sets up a Facebook ac- up on randomly selected users’ news new features were and an even worse Oceans of Fun amusement parks and the other in their friend’s inbox. count and knows that whatever they feeds, asking whether or not Facebook job of giving you control of them.” As are for sale, but will stay open. Ce- Even if the person deactivates their ac- posted will be on the Internet, it’s basi- should return to its previous Terms of a result of both incidents, Facebook dar Fair Entertainment, which owns count, their friend still has a copy of cally up for anybody’s taking,” junior Use. The final results did not come as has decided to involve users more in the two parks, claims the parks are that message.” Francie Ronan said. a surprise: 93 percent of people want- any changes to the site or its policies.d still profitable and that the parks have been performing well. How- ever, Cedar Fair decided these parks were the most logical ones to Tigers, polar bears in danger of extinction sell to help reduce company debt. Woman celebrates disputed habitat. In Sumatra, many villagers news. It seems a shame that these ti- Federation (NWF), the government, 100-somethingth birthday The Sumatran tiger suffer from loss of livestock due to gers’ homes are being threatened by while changing the polar bear’s status, On Mar. 5, Mattie Caldwell cel- the ran tigers preying on their animals. human encroachment. They are just did not guarantee any form of wildlife ebrated her birthday, but she is may be the first large As a result, villagers have set traps to trying to protect their home, just as we protection, such as limiting oil drilling unsure if it was her 108th or 111th. catch the tigers. The WWF does not would,” she said. “Anytime an animal in their habitat. Already, polar bear Medicare records show her birth- predator to become view the trapping as the source of the is threatened it should be a worry.” populations are decreasing. day as Mar. 5, 1901, but her family extinct this century. tiger-human conflict; rather, it sees the Concerns have also been raised Canada, the U.S., Denmark, Nor- Bible has it as 1898. She was born major problem as the severe damage about the world’s polar bear popula- way, and the former U.S.S.R. signed in the home, so there is no legal re- inflicted on the tiger’s habitat due to tion. With the hunting of polar bears the International Agreement on the cord of her birth. RENATA WILLIAMS destruction of forests. already posing a major threat to their Conservation of Polar Bears and their Freelance Reporter Over the past month, Sumatran survival, the worries of potential ef- Habitat in 1973. The agreement so- Severe Weather Week observed tigers have been connected to five fects of global warming and the subse- lidified the stance of WWF—that the Severe Weather Awareness week deaths; two in the past week alone. quent melting of their ice habitat have governments of the countries involved began on Mon. for Kan. and Mo. Two illegal loggers, a 50-year-old man prompted a major conservation effort will protect the habitats of the polar It focuses on safety routes and re- Sumatran tigers, responsible for and his teenage son, were mauled in by of the WWF. The WWF is work- bears and restrict the hunting of the membering that learning from past two deaths in the past week, are on the a protected forest on Feb. 28. During ing to fund research to learn about the species. Now, 36 years later, the spe- tornadoes can help prepare for fu- verge of extinction with an estimated late Jan., the forest location in question possible effects of global warming cies is not as affected by hunting or in- ture ones. Sirens, Emergency Alert 250 left in the wilds of Sumatra, Indo- saw three other tiger-related deaths. on polar bears and their habitats. The fringement on their habitat, but rather, Systems and weather radios were nesia. Poaching and the destruction of In last week’s situation, the tiger was group preaches the benefits of reduc- the enigmatic problem known as glob- to go off in Kan. on Tues. as a test forest habitats are blamed for the dwin- deemed to be in his natural habitat, ing green house gas emissions and al warming. According to the NWF, tornado warning from the National dling number of the tiger unique to In- and will therefore not be sought after controlling climate change. U.S. Geological Survey scientists be- Weather Service in Pleasant Hill, donesia. Sumatran tigers are now or relocated. A Sumatran tigress was “When any species goes extinct, lieve that by 2050, only one-third of Mo. The Federal Communication considered not only the world’s most apprehended in late Feb. in association it causes the food chain to become un- the current polar bear population will Commission did not approve the critically endangered tiger species, but with the previous situation and was re- balanced, and can lead to further ex- remain. Scientists connected with the test for Mo., but local emergency potentially the first species to become located to another forest area. tinctions,” Hendricks said. WWF fear that with the continuance officials were considering turning extinct in the 21st century. According Still, the reaction of many Amer- Although tigers and polar bears of global warming, polar bears will be on outdoor sirens as part of the to the World Wildlife Fund (WWF), icans (and voiced by senior Megan may not be directly affecting each extinct by the conclusion of this cen- drill. approximately 1,000 Sumatran tigers Macfarlane) may be “Who cares?” It other right now, both of their endan- tury and that Sumatran tigers could be lived in the wild during the 1970s, in- is true that many questions have been germents are important. the first large predator become extinct Seniors perform service dicating a rapid decline in population. raised as to whether the livelihood of Approximately 20,000 polar in the 21st century. During the break from school on Over the past thirty years, the the Sumatran villagers and the neces- bears live in the wild. This number “I think we just need to be more Mon., Saint Thomas Aquinas se- world tiger population has significant- sity of logging are higher priorities does not qualify the species for a spot aware of how humans can effect ani- niors participated in a class service ly declined to approximately 4,000 than the protection of an increasingly on the endangered species list, how- mal populations. We tend to think that project. The seniors wrote letters to remaining in the wild ranging from In- dangerous tiger species. ever. In 2008, the U.S. Department we don’t have an impact, but the min- troops in Iraq and Afghanistan.d dia to China to Sumatra. A rise in the Biology teacher Julieana Hen- of the Interior stated that the polar ute we start to compromise the living number of hunters, traders, and forest- dricks, however, thinks the news is bear would be listed as “threatened” quarters or food supply of an animal is -Drafted by Geoffrey Calvert ers has significantly increased the hu- important. under the Endangered Species Act. the minute we begin to negatively af- man interaction in the tigers’ natural “I think this is pretty shocking According to the National Wildlife fect our ecosystem,” Hendricks said.d The Shield 4 Faux Break March 12, 2009 Dear Drewski A somewhat modest proposal Dear Drewski, death/Obama movement. In order and then tell the students that Obama A couple of “letters” My friends recently began DANIEL PECK for this graceful catastrophe to occur, proposed said legislation. This would written this week to drinking when they go out. I have a Senior Concerned Citizen however, certain policies must be in- provoke such fury in the student body few times, but I never really enjoy it. stituted and enforced. towards our malicious, ignoble gov- the wrong man to Next weekend, they are planning on Firstly, however, I would like to ernment, therefore yielding the neces- smoking, and I really don’t want to. commend the faculty and administra- sary results. solve your problems. That being said, I don’t want to look To my dearest Editor: tion for attempting to stir up political Yet there is, unfortunately, a Dear Drewski, uncool or nerdy around them. How interest amongst Aquinas’ currently pro-death/Obama movement festering Prom is right around the corner, can I keep my integrity without losing Of late, it has come to the atten- lackluster students. Anti-death post- in the hallways of Aquinas. Certain but it seems like no one is asking. my friends? tion of your most humble author that ers, anti-death seminar announcements teachers, students, and even class- There is this one boy that I want to go a national crisis is at hand. Through and stickers and the like have all been room pets cannot be trusted. Only the with but he is in the “popular” group. Dear Too Stupid to Sign a Name, hours of painstaking research and a terrific attempts at enticing students strictest policies will keep them from We used to hang out a lot until he That is your first issue. What is mining of the most eclectic, expert out of their robotic insouciance to- spreading their infectious, petulant, became popular. Now we just smile this no name poppycock? You will minds of the American politic—most ward our crisis. But these alone are pro-death/Obama sentiments. Clearly, at each other in the halls. I still like never be cool without a name. Since notably Rush Limbaugh, Sean Han- no ample means of instilling morality a suitable punishment for such propa- him, but he doesn’t know that. I re- you apparently do not have one just nity, Bill O’Reilly and all of the civic into them. In order to truly do this, all ganda-spewing would be execution, ally want him to ask me to prom but start using one that is ridiculously sages at FOX News—I have deter- faculty and staff must begin by rec- but in accordance with the school’s I’m too scared to let him know. What slick. That is it, from now on your mined that our new, death-loving, sa- ognizing that truth is really a relative recycling policy the corpses would be should I do? name is Maximillian McCool. I would tanic, heretical demon of a president is thing. Allow the author to explain. used by Ramiro in a delectable anti- Signed, say with a name like that you are well leading our once-great nation down a Obama is “pro-choice”—a com- death stew to be served on Tuesdays Shy Senior. on your way, buddy. surefire path to utter calamity, if not mon euphemism for pro-death—and and Thursdays with a cookie and foun- Now we get to the meat of the pu- absolute and inescapable Armaged- thus he is, in a sense, a proponent of tain drink. Dear Shy Senior, trid stew that is question. Integrity is don. This, however, my darling editor, human sacrifice. Therefore, to infer With Lord Protector Bush’s bril- First off, your writing style is dead. Look at every single role model is not the issue that most plagues the that Obama is a pagan would not be liant pro-life policies (such as torture atrocious. Frankly I am not surprised in your life today; Alberto Gonzales, mind of your unassuming author— wholly unreasonable, and to go a step and the war in Iraq) compromised, it no one wants to ask you. Out of all of Barry Bonds, and Bill Clinton. What nay, that issue is far more frightening: further and say that he ritually wor- is time to realize our country is on the those sentences you had one comma, do they all have in common? They are the lack of involvement and sheer te- ships rocks and the sun and engages in brink of destruction. Students must one break, one piece of flair in a sea all irreverent liars. They would stand pidity with which the students at our casual cannibalism would essentially show courage in the face of this ex- of rambling. There was also a strange in front of you and say they were not school approach this crisis. This is a be true. It is these sort of “mostly- ecrable dilemma, and though they will dearth of metaphors or similes. Frank- there. Honestly, what good is integrity problem that must be addressed im- truths” that will be necessary to quash all, no doubt, soon be destroyed in a ly, it was like reading an elementary these days? mediately, for when the apocalypse the civic indolence of our student cataclysmic, nightmarish apocalypse, school project. Not to mention length. Here is exactly what you do. does dawn as a result of Excuse-For- body. From another angle, faculty it does not hurt to try and show them All of the sentences were the same First, you tell wild stories about parties A-President Barack Obama’s malevo- members could also fabricate bills and the path of the righteous. length. There was no variation, no you have been too. We both know you lent policies, it is most important that claim that they were authored by our long sentences with flowery imagery have never seen party outside watch- all St. Thomas Aquinas High School mongrel of a president. For instance, Respectfully yours, to pull the reader right into the picture ing Animal House, but your friends students approach their inevitable de- a teacher might invent legislation that so they can feel your pain. No short do not know. When they ask why they mises as individuals known for morals calls for the atomic destruction of Daniel Peck sentences either. Those function to have never been at a party with you, and political involvement in the anti- New Hampshire and all its citizens, break up the action. They spring back insist you only party with college kids to reality. You, to be brutally honest, because high schoolers have no idea sound boring. where it is at. That will win you so Lent brings out the worst in us Secondly, you have to drop this many points it is ridiculous. Next, be Personals shy thing. I have not seen you, but I sure to start all of your stories with a and eating at their tables. It is currently can guarantee your skirt can come up list of all the illegal things you did that DREW AMIDEI the Lenten season. During this season about an inch and your shirt can prob- night. Everyone knows that illegality Faux Editor Christians go into a time of fasting to Looking for a change in your life? ably be a size smaller. You know, to is directly proportional to coolitude. prepare for Easter, when Jesus saved Are you stuck in a rut? catch his eye. Popular people are like Just like before, it does not matter that everybody. Some people seem to for- Do you like sitting at home every goldfish, they are not very smart. You Discrimination is everywhere; an you are a bloody goody two shoes, be- get this. He saved everybody, includ- day eating Funyuns, drinking Moun- have to give them a really good reason cause you do not sound like one. omnipresent villain spitting vile juice ing meat eating barbarians. tain Dew and sniping the ever living to remember you as they swim through Now that you will have success- on the innocent mugs of unsuspecting Who are we to push our ban on snot out of them dang heavies? their foggy fish bowl. fully set up an impressive reputation humanoids in their times of vulner- the consumption of flesh during a After you drop the shy act, you start playing suffocating defense. You ability. couple of Fridays? Where is the fight It’s time you seek help. most likely have to lower your intel- will undoubtedly be the coolest of All regular readers of the Shield, to keep Treat America from depriving Call: 555-BANG today ligence too. Popular guys do not like your friends, but you cannot get com- all four of you, and most of the casu- amoral students of their meat pow- Tom Cat seeking young tabby. to admit someone may be smarter than fortable because it may take only one al readers have no doubt noticed the ered sustenance? It is high time the I am about 10 years old and want them, even though most people are. upstart to kick you off your throne just string of discrimination stories ran community gets off its high horses and This is a very hard thing to pin down. like “Yurtle the Turtle.” Keep an open last year in our esteemed publication. accepts these vile spirits for who they to experience summer love prior to If you ask too many questions in class eye. If anyone starts gunning for your This issue the Faux Page breaks its are, vile cretins with a one way ticket shedding for the last time. you get annoying, but if you get too seat, you crush them; be merciless. happy-go-lucky style to bring a story to a lake of fire. Enjoy playing with yarn and long high a grade you look pretentious. Openly criticize them in front of the too serious to be taken lightly. The community just needs to ac- walks on the parapet. So, do not ask the teacher anything, rest of your friends for being straight- The Saint Thomas Aquinas high cept the fact that some of their best email address: but always complain about how hard laced. It does not matter that you are school community prides itself on be- friends cannot be reformed. They can- [email protected] everything is. On a side note, do not lying and they are telling the truth ing a good Catholic institution, em- not be saved. All efforts to help these forget to sleep at least 3 hours in class when they make fun of you, because bodying the true spirit of Catholicism. people are as in vain as Robert John- Do you really want to learn Chinese? per day. all your friends are too stupid to tell. As such, the community welcomes all son’s love is, which, in fact, is pretty Too bad! You’re learning Korean! If you have not noticed I am try- After all, they are doing drugs every newcomers with open arms, suppos- in vain. Ha! Joke’s on you sucker! ing to make you popular too, because weekend. How smart can they be? edly. Beyond this gross ban on cooked Brought to you by the Department of Korean Affairs no popular person would ever stoop so Lastly, every couple of Fridays Supposedly because even after all tissue, every time classes go around Agatha, will you go to prom with low as to ask a “normy” to anything. come to school with some sunglasses of the work done to end discrimination saying what they have given up or Lunch is even taboo. Plus, you will on and complaining about a pounding it lives on in the vilest of senses. Cath- chosen to do for Lent the idolaters are me? never be happy without this guy. Just headache. Nothing is cooler than reck- olic, as all real Catholics know, means being marginalized. Marginalization, Hahahaha! Just kidding. Haha- like how he will never be happy with- less abandon for common decency. universal, or maybe it means openness: as all graduates of Mrs. Hilgers’ social haha! out his backward cap, letter jacket and With all this advice in mind you I do not remember. Anyway, the point justice course know, is among soci- I’m going with your best friend. generic Led Zeppelin World Tour T- will no longer be the scrawny little remains the same. Despite this title of ety’s greatest public sins. Also, each Hahahaha! shirt. Here is the kicker. You throw a chicken in the coup. With a little luck being accepting, the community is still time someone reveals their Lenten Have fun at home that night. party the first Saturday of spring break. you will be the most flamboyant roost- brutally discriminating against one of promise, they are acting as the hypo- By the way, can I copy your take You invite him and his idiot friends. er on the farm. Which, quite frankly, is the smallest minorities amongst us at crites do. Therefore this is not only a home test? I forgot to do mine and The only other guests should be girls probably more than you deserve. Not STA, the heathens. strike against infidels, but also a strike if I don’t raise my grade my parents you are prettier than. Bam! The deal only will your buddies love you, but Casual students may not notice it, against Jesus’ teachings. are gonna ground me until summer. is done! but there are plenty of Golgotha bound the ladies will too. It is time everyone embraces the See you in math class. Hang in there, Always here for you, non-believers walking through the true spirit of Lent, to become a much Bartholomew Drewski Drewskid halls their halls, going to their classes better Christian.d The Shield March 12, 2009 Faux Page 5 Horoscopes: you do not know us, but we know your fate A random joke from a random mind DREW AMIDEI Tonight: Reread “Lockpicking for tomato soup. All day long we slave for you and Dummies”; I hear the lock on the pan- Tonight: Just ask her out dude, why do you so much as thank us? No. It A guy is sitting at a bar. He no- NICK VODA da pit is pretty complex. what exactly are you waiting for? A is terribly degrading to work so long tices the man next to him has a peg Faux Editor freaking invitation? Honestly, you are on your hair to have no one notice. I leg, a hook hand and an eye patch. Sports Editor Gemini (May 22 – June 21) never going to be happy without a girl- do not think this is working out. I am He cannot believe his eyes; he is sit- Spring break will be a blast at the friend you loser. taking my things and staying at my ting next to a real life pirate. beach, especially when you acciden- mother’s house for a while. So he leans over and asks, tally swim into a floating mine. Libra (September 22 – October 22) “How’d you get the peg leg?” Astrology takes years to master. Tonight: Order that pay-per-view, Your indecisiveness will get the Capricorn (December 22 – January The pirate responds, “Yarrr! I Each horoscope requires unquantifi- your mom will never know. best of you at dinner this week when 20) be sailing on nasty seas when a wave able amounts of knowledge in the instead of picking a side you starve at You have always been a bit of knocked into the waters and a shark fields of each sign, house, and ele- Cancer (June 22 – July 22) the table. leader and people will follow you to came up and bit me leg off! I had me ment. Beyond that it also requires Everyone enjoys living in the past Tonight: Do not read too much into the ends of the Earth. Perhaps they this peg leg ever since.” hours of studying every night to cor- every now and then, but you should the girl at the store smiling in your should not have followed you into that The guy can’t beleve his ears. ectly recognize the movements of probably leave the French Revolution general direction, the guy behind you particular neighborhood though. He just shouts, “Oh my divine be- the stars themselves. Nick and Drew before you lose your head. was a much bigger stud. Tonight: Burn the apartment down. ing! That is the most amazing story studied the stars for hours to bring Tonight: Forget homework, when was The stupid landlord is asking way too I have ever heard! What about the you these cosmic truths. In fact, it was the last time you actually used a ma- Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) much rent. hook hand?” probably more studying than either of trix anyway? Honestly, the things are You are a warm and caring fig- The pirate looks at him a sec- them have ever done. totally useless. ure, loved by everyone and generally Aquarius (January 21 – February 19) ond and goes “Yarrr! I be sailin’ regarded as a good friend. Haha, just You are a just and moral person them same waters years later and an- Aries (March 21 – April 20) Leo (July 23 – August 22) kidding. and people respect you for it, but it other storm come and knock me into Your athletic prowess has earned You will not know what to do Tonight: Do not eat the leftovers, un- will not matter next week after you get the sea. Then the same dang shark you lots of respect on the field; unfor- this week when a young charming less you really enjoy food poisoning. hit by a bus. swims up and bit me hand off! I had tunately you will be quickly forgotten individual steals your heart, not to Then eat the leftovers you sick, sick Tonight: Take down your Christmas me this hook ever since.” once you take a nasty spill on the ice mention the confusion when they steal person. decorations! It is March you slacker. The guy is speechless at this after a little too much partying. your kidneys and liver too. Besdies, no one really likes Rudolph. point. He never thought that pirates Tonight: Keep lying, no one will ever Tonight: Do not forget to lock your Sagittarius (November 22 – December still existed, but here he is next to know the truth. doors: I hear there is an ax murderer 21) Pisces (February 20 – March 20) one. Sure the pirate smells, but it is out. Those antibiotics will finally get Your family always told you to still amazing. Eventually he squeaks Taurus (April 21 – May 21) rid of your infection this week. Of stand up to others and their demands. out a question about the eye patch. Your curiosity has taken you to Virgo (August 23 – September 21) course it would have worked faster Hopefully when it comes to your cap- The Pirate laughs for a second many wild and exotic places, but next Your inability to notice the big if you did not take them as supposi- tors, your family is hypocritical. and says, “First day with the hook Friday the zoo keepers are going to picture will cause problems next week tories. Tonight: Enjoy life as much as you hand, a bird pooped on my face and wish it did not take you into the panda when you finally figure out why your Tonight: If you really want paranor- can, you most likely do not have many I went to scratch me eye.” d pit. parents bought so much rat poison and mal advice just call Miss Cleo, jeez. chances left.d The Shield 6 Health March 12, 2009 Students plagued by eating disorders Aquinas students share “...Aquinas has 1,200 students their experiences with striving for perfection... we are eating disorders, are in a taught to be the best of the best constant struggle and girls and boys... end up suf- fering a lot from it.” NATALIE STOMPOLY Editor-in-Chief -Tiffany, anonymous student

body and become. Many female stars are sell- “I hated every second of it, but at the ing the message that girls must be skinny to same time I did not want to let it go. I felt like I be beautiful. Other females, who do not worry could accept myself if I just skipped one more about their weight but rather worry about per- meal or ran just another four miles. I knew I sonal happiness and being healthy, may come should stop and get help, but I loved the con- under attack by the media and paparazzi. One trol and the way I felt good about myself if I of the more recent stars to fall prey to this didn’t eat,” said a female student who wished is Jessica Simpson, who has gained much to remain anonymous. weight since her 2005 movie “The Dukes of Eating disorders are very serious mental Hazzard.” Nevertheless, Simpson claims she conditions and can have extremely detrimen- is happier now than she was then, and that is tal effects on the body. The National Eating more important to her than the number on the Disorders Association (NEDA) describes scale. eating disorders as “complex conditions that In 2006, an unflattering picture of Tyra arise from a combination of long-standing Banks condemned the model to savage criti- behavioral, biological, emotional, psychologi- cism for letting herself gain 40 pounds. After cal, interpersonal, and social factors.” seeing the pictures, Banks dedicated part of Having an eating disorder does not just her talk show to discussing this controversy happen after one skipped meal or a single neg- and had an interview with People Magazine to ative thought. Some causes of eating disorders set the record straight. In the interview, Banks are low self-esteem, feelings of inadequacy or said she was not worried about her weight. Cartoon by MIKE RYSAVY losing control of life, depression or loneliness. She also pointed out that losing weight was External factors include troubled relation- not mandatory for her to be happy. about myself.” Think women and girls are the only ones ships, a history of being teased or bullied and “I’ve made millions of dollars with the Luckily, Jasmine had friends along the popular culture. body I have, so where’s the pain in that?” way who cared about her and wanted her to who have to deal with eating disorders? The anonymous student, who will be re- Banks said (in an interview with People Mag- get better. Think again. Here are some quick statistics azine, featured in a Feb. 2007 issue). “If I was ferred to as Jasmine, acknowledged some of “Some people have been my crutch when from the National Eating Disorders Associa- those factors that contributed to her disorder. in pain, I would have dieted. The pain is not I felt I couldn’t take another step, or another “Family problems, the need to be ‘more there—the pain is someone printing a picture bite,” Jasmine said. “They have always lis- tion that show just how common eating dis- skinny,’ feeling unaccepted, small mistakes… of me and saying those [horrible] things.” tened to what I have said and help me get orders are in males. made me want to punish myself in some way; While many people who struggle with through it; some have or are going through my my life and family were completely out of eating disorders are not “fat,” their body im- same experience and its really nice knowing control,” Jasmine said. “Controlling and re- age is inaccurate. The NEDA lists “extreme others have my back.” 1. Approximately 10 percent of people with stricting my food made me feel better about concern with body weight and shape” as a Tiffany said that Saint Thomas Aquinas eating disorders brought to the attention of myself.” symptom of both anorexia nervosa and buli- presents an environment for acquiring eating health professionals are male. Another student is recovering from an mia nervosa, two major eating disorders. Oth- disorders. eating disorder as well. She will be referred to er symptoms of anorexia include refusing to “This is an awful, extremely triggering as Tiffany. maintain a healthy body weight, intense fear environment (for both girls and boys) for eat- 2. A survey of over 60 thousand adults and “I had health problems that made me re- of becoming “fat,” feeling “fat” despite dra- ing disorders,” Tiffany said. “The image of 11 thousand high school students revealed ally uncomfortable with my body,” Tiffany matic weight loss and, in females, the loss of Johnson County as a whole: pretty, rich, per- said. “Also my mom had a lot to do with my menstrual periods. fect is tough enough, but Aquinas has 1,200 the following results: in adults, 38 percent eating disorder; she raised me in a really con- Symptoms of bulimia nervosa include students striving for perfection and who are of women were trying to lose weight as well trolling manner and it was hard for me to find repeated episodes of secretive bingeing and extremely competitive; we are taught to be the as 24 percent of men; about 44 percent of something to control, so the eating disorder purging and frequent dieting. Bingeing, or best of the best, and girls and boys can distort was something of my own.” binge eating, is characterized by eating large that a lot and end up suffering a lot from it.” high school females and 15 percent of males In addition to personal life, NEDA states amounts of food, much more food than most Support is one of the main ingredients for were also trying to lose weight. that the media and pop culture is a contributing people would eat in one meal, in short periods. recovering from eating disorders. As Jasmine factor to many disorders. “Cultural pressures Purging usually involves self-induced vomit- experienced, it is very difficult to navigate the that glorify ‘thinness’ and place value on ob- ing, abuse of laxatives, diet pills, excessive road alone. 3. Women usually diet to lose weight while taining the ‘perfect body’,” as well as “narrow exercise or fasting. Tiffany is a recovering “Fortunately those good friends of mine men predominantly exercise. definitions of beauty that include only women bulimic-anorexic and went through a period always… help me climb back up,” Jasmine and men of specific body weights and shapes” of time where she did not eat very much food said. “I want to be able to completely climb out are social factors that contribute to eating dis- and exercised excessively to cancel it out, and of my isolated hold and back into my life.” 4. Boys are three times more likely than girls orders. she went through a period of time where she Recovery is a long process, as Jasmine to be trying to gain weight. Jasmine also recognized the influence of purged everything she had eaten. has experienced. the media, especially on teens. Another type of eating disorder is com- “I am still trying to recover. One day I 5. Although the male gender as a whole “(They) always have pictures of the pulsive overeating or binge eating disorder. will be saying things like ‘I can do this; I can ‘perfect’ skinny girl or the tan, strong man,” This condition involves periods of uncon- get over it,’ then the next I’ll be back writing appears to be more comfortable with their Jasmine said. “It skews our acceptance of nor- trolled, impulsive or continuous eating. There derogatory adjectives next to the food I ate and weight, approximately 41 percent of men is no purging involved in this condition, but mal, realistic people.” I would start all over again,” Jasmine said. “It are not satisfied with their weight. Jasmine also shared her own view of the often there is dieting and feelings of shame or was like a roller coaster. I just wanted to live, media and how it affects her personally. self-hatred after a binge. but I felt my eating disorder controlled me and “It makes me feel jealous because I don’t Jasmine had similar feelings of self-di- I just couldn’t let go.” This information was gathered from www. have that body and I’m stuck being ‘fat’,” Jas- rected negativity, although she did not have Tiffany is going through her own recov- NationalEatingDisorders.org, the Web site mine said. compulsive overeating disorder. ery process and has a similar opinion. Celebrities in the media play a major role “I always kept a food diary and wrote “Recovery is long. It is really long. It’s for the National Eating Disorders Associa- in the lives of young people. Stars are who down everything I ate,” Jasmine said. “If I ate really hard, too.” d tion. young people emulate, whom they try to em- too much I would write negative comments The Shield March 12, 2009 Opinion 7 Global warming theory is misleading

even less evidence that, nonetheless, significant impact whatsoever in this detrimental effects on our society.” 11,000 kilowatt-hours per year. Of Chief Meteorologist has fooled many people. warming.” Supporters of the theory encourage course, once this report surfaced, Gore for FOX4, Mike While there is proof that global According to the EPA, climate people to make sweeping changes to promised to make energy-efficient temperatures have indeed risen, there change may result from natural help clean up the environment. They renovations to his mansion. However, Thompson, does not is a lack of evidence as to what caused factors, such as change in the sun’s want us to “go green,” to cut back, and Gore’s true colors showed when his these changes. intensity or natural processes within to conserve–all helpful changes; but energy consumption over the next 12 believe the hype. Most scientists will agree that the climate system, such as changes in they take it too far. Thompson attributes months rose to almost 18,000 kilowatt- humans are pumping more greenhouse ocean circulation. The mere possibility their irrationality to arrogance. hours. STEPHEN BRAND gases, which basically prevent heat that humans have had little or no effect “The truth is that the forces of The causes behind the “global Reporter from escaping to space, into Earth’s on rising climate temperatures is proof nature are so much more powerful than warming” phenomenon are vague and atmosphere. The U.S. Environmental that the world is being scammed. man, that we are arrogant to assume unproven and some supporters are Protection Agency (EPA) says that we can have that kind of impact on our hypocritical. “scientists are certain that human atmosphere,” Thompson said. “Does It is natural for people to believe On a hot July afternoon or muggy activities are changing the composition “Learn the facts, but do not that mean we pollute? No. Does that in a unifying, popular theme in the August night, it is not uncommon to of the atmosphere.” stop there... What you will mean we should not care about our midst of confusion, but people should hear someone–usually with an awful This is where uncertainty appears. environment? No! But should we do not cling to a cause simply because it sense of humor–make the wisecrack, Scientists know that the atmosphere is find is the real inconvenient things that will cause economic pain is the most convenient or prominent. “I sure believe in global warming changing, but they do not know how truth: humans cannot for future generations just to make Learn the facts, but do not stop now.” They put on a goofy smile, the environment is going to be affected control everything” ourselves feel good about ‘saving our there. Go beyond to discover a more stare at the person who is supposed by it. Actually, scientists are not certain planet?’ No!” important fact. What you will find is to laugh; when that person does not that changes in the atmosphere will People cannot be counted on the real inconvenient truth: humans laugh the jokester laughs hysterically produce changes in the environment at to believe that “green” measures are cannot control everything. thus completing the process of making all. Mike Thompson, Emmy Award- “The climate is always changing, necessary for our environment when “The more you understand the themselves look like a fool. winning Chief Meteorologist of but in recent years, people have been influential politicians of our time do complexity of the earth’s atmosphere, The jokes have to stop–and not FOX4 and member of the American led to believe that climate change is not practice what they preach. Al Gore, the more you realize the elegance of just because they are less funny than Meteorological Society, says that something to fear, and something we maker of “An Inconvenient Truth,” an God’s design,” Thompson said. “He a funeral. The jokes have to stop humans are not to blame. can control if only we do the right Oscar-winning documentary on global created an earth that is resistant to because they are fictional and false. “Actually, global temperatures things,” Thompson said. “Using fear warming, is the perfect example. change, that sustains life, and allows The phenomenon commonly known as have been rising gradually since the tactics and false science to convince According to the Tennessee for man to use the technology he gave “global warming” is the product of the last Ice Age about 12,000 years ago,” people they are creating a problem is Center for Policy Research, Gore’s us without altering the climate we live influence of the mass media and the Thompson said, “but it is part of a a powerful tool. Unfortunately, they Nashville-area mansion consumed in. To assume that we have somehow irresponsibility of many politicians. natural cycle that has a long period, (the media and politicians) convince about 16,000 kilowatt-hours per month outsmarted God by creating a situation These influential groups have created and has occurred before over millions many good people, who have good during the start of 2007. The average that he could not foresee is supremely a scam based on little certainty and of years. Humans have had no intentions, to take actions that will have American household consumes about arrogant…and ignorant.” d TOP 10: Products that are advertised on Waivers should not punish illness entertaining infomercials KATIE HEIT Very few of those who are ill choose they have a tough time keeping the 10. Jack LaLanne Power Juicer. tions on clothing and acces- to stay home. They say they cannot, attention of their students when the Entertainment Editor for fear of losing their waiver. student is constantly leaving his seat He is a legend and so is his sories. Who does not love having that to grab a tissue. smoothie technology. 4. Anything with Billy Mays. extra ‘get out of jail free’ card at the This could be prevented by simply 9. Chia Pets. A sculpture that This guy knows how to get at- It is unquestionable that students end of the semester? However, it may changing the waiver policy, so that grows grass on purpose. Odd. tention even if the products are love their waivers. They love having be affecting the overall health of the kids are less tempted to come to school the chance to skip out on a final at the school. sick. Making the waiver behavior 8. Aqua Globes. They are tacky. ridiculous. end of the year, take the hardest test The waiver policy has its high based, instead of punishing a kid for 7. Total Gym. The sheer fact 3. Floam. This colorful sculpting off of their list and out of their minds. points. It gives students an incentive missing school, is one option. Take that they have Chuck Norris and classic is fascinating to say the However, when the waiver policy is to come to school, rather than skip out, away the waiver after two detentions, affecting the health of the school, it and it prevents parents from taking instead of two absent days. Christie Brinkley makes this a least. might be time for some changes. their kids on lengthy vacations during Not only would good behavior winner. 2. Sham Wow! The guy is so During the Mass last week, the school week. But it has some major increase, but the number of students 6. Soft Rock CDs. The only excited and apparently it mat- everyone was coughing, sneezing, flaws as well. Kids who are really and who come to school sick would hacking and spreading their germs. truly sick are punished for it. greatly decrease. Calls from parents thing sadder than the washed ters that they were made by the This made it even more difficult than When a kid in fifth hour sleeps could separate the kids who are really up celebs hosting is when you Germans. usual to concentrate. Unfortunately, through a test because he is so sick and sick from those who are just skipping know every song. 1. Snuggie. It is a blanket with all of those people were coughing into a girl in the hallway comes to school school. their hands, and then participating in with the flu, something needs to be No matter what is chosen, it is 5. Bedazzler. This creation sleeves. You no longer have to the sign of peace. done. Students are terrified of losing obvious that something needs to be gives the buyer a multitude of put any effort into moving or It makes you think about all of their waiver; therefore, they come to done, and soon. I think I speak for opportunity for gaudy decora- dressing. the people who are sick in class. Note, school sick. many when I say we need our health that is the number of people in classes. Any teacher will admit that back. d Drafted by Kathleen Gier

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Peck is able to back up his funny side with incredible acting skills. He has been in six Aquinas productions, playing Max Detweiler in “The Sound of Music”, and the lead role, Max Smart, in “Get Smart.” Incredibly, he has been acting for less than three years. “It’s a Cinderella story, really, how I got into acting. I started sopho- more year, and no one thought I would be any good. I started out playing ex- tras, and progressively getting bigger roles, culminating in this year. I would have to say this year has been my fa- vorite year,” Peck said, laughing, ref- erencing Aquinas’ fall 2007 musical, “My Favorite Year.” In order to be a good actor, one must be able to get into character. Peck is able to do so extremely well, and it is one of his favorite aspects of acting. “I enjoy getting to escape who I am, even though that sounds psycho and messed up,” Peck said. “It’s cool when I am able to convince myself “—To have a pancake breakfast,” that I am that character. I force myself Peck finished. to view things the way my character “You read my mind,” Stephens would.” said. “Between Dan and I, we know Peck felt he was especially adept everything about everything. He is the as Detweiler. snake to my mongoose.” “My favorite show was ‘The Older students are likely to re- Sound of Music’ because I felt that I member Peck’s older brother, An- was really in my character and able to drew, who graduated from Aquinas interpret it the way I wanted. I felt I in 2007, and was voted senior most had a free interpretation.” likely to rule the world, and now at- Peck also started forensics his tends Princeton. Having a brother who sophomore year, on the advice of his is that smart could very easily put brother. pressure on Dan to be as academically “I was in debate freshman year. successful. However, Dan is no aca- I had gone to the debate and forensics demic slouch and is able to take those banquet at the end of the year, and expectations in stride, as well. saw students performing their pieces. “I feel kind of bad for Andrew, I thought ‘I could do that!’ And my because it’s like ‘Wow! How did he brother pretty much made me do it.” get to be the brother of an amazing Peck has a remarkable range of kid like me? How does it feel to be acting ability, as evidenced by the the mistake?” Peck deadpanned. “No, variety of events he performs in fo- he’s a nice guy, and he’s great to be rensics. He has performed humorous around. I actually do feel some pres- acting, duet acting, prose and poetry at sure, being his brother. He’s such a various times in his forensics career. smart guy, very accomplished, and has “I love forensics, I do. Right now a lot going for him. I wish I could be I’m working on an Inspector Gadget as focused as him.” duo piece with Jake Darnell. It’s going Peck is not sure where he is going to be great.” to college yet, he is waiting to hear Peck realizes the expectations from Saint Louis University, Wash- that come with the years of experi- ington University in St. Louis, Creigh- ence, but he is able to look at them in a ton University, Williams College, and humorous light. Carleton College among others. He “I guess I feel pressure when I do plans to major in English, and hopes to forensics. When you get first place in be an English teacher or a writer. Due every tournament like I do, you feel to Peck’s prowess in many different pressure. People expect greatness fields, he is an open target for good- from you,” Peck said. “Ah, I’m just natured needling from his friends. RACHEL KEFFER/The Medallion, JAKE BOUTTE/The Shield kidding! I’m not that arrogant. The “He thinks he is funny. Some- (Top) Senior Daniel Peck performs in the school winter play, “Get Smart”. (Bottom) Peck plays the marimba in the Saints Brigade. only pressure I really feel is the pres- times he is. Usually he is not. The sure I put on myself.” funniest thing he did was the ‘cone of Team Winter Finale and the Rock Pa- probably written by me.” Sean Quigley. I enjoy reading, writing Peck’s hardworking but humor- silence’ in the play. Also, despite what per Scissors Tournament and has been Peck does not just limit himself and going to Taco Bell with my boys. ous approach resonates with his fel- it seems, he is not smart,” junior Spen- chosen to MC the Talent Show and to acting, however. He was a member Also, a lot of people don’t know this, low actors, leading for easy chemistry cer Shain said, unable to resist taking Dinner Theater. of the We the People team that took but I’m Mexican and I dated Katie between him and others on stage. a friendly shot at Peck’s accomplish- “I don’t know why they pick him second at state, is on Scholar’s Bowl Brungardt sophomore year. I believe “Daniel and I, our minds seem ments. to MC everything,” fellow Winter and participates in band. He also has a in God, but not as the Creator. I love to be in sync. We have the same idea Peck’s reputation as a perform- Finale MC and locker partner Evan variety of interests outside of school. music like Chopin and Kavinsky and when we are on stage,” senior actor er has given him the opportunity to Maslak said. “I mean, I wrote most “There’s a lot people don’t know just having quiet time by myself,” and forensics member Collin Stephens showcase his acting talent in other of the jokes when we were MCs to- about me. I enjoy the marimba, and Peck said. “Does that make me look said.“In fact, on Thursday, I want—.” areas. He was the MC at the Dance gether. If he said anything funny it was jamming with my gang, particularly, cultured?” d The Shield March 12, 2009 Features 9 Ford uses learning for students and himself

NATALIE PHILLIPS Reporter

He is seen at assemblies and masses. He can be spotted casually eating lunch on the stage. He is wit- nessed lurking the halls before retreat- ing to his poorly lit office in the depths of the school. Bill Ford, the president of Saint Thomas Aquinas, has trans- formed the school while remaining to- tally enigmatic to the student body. Ford first arrived at Aquinas eleven years ago. He had been presi- dent of a diverse Catholic high school in Southern Omaha and was looking for change. “Aquinas seemed like a good op- portunity,” Ford said. Or perhaps Ford was a good op- portunity for Aquinas. Under Ford’s reign, the school has seen massive growth in virtually every aspect. Stron- ger academic curriculum, higher test scores, sound programs, and thriving athletics all reflect the major school evolution that Ford has overseen. “It’s very different from when I first started,” Ford said. “The school is just stronger across the board.” Ford gives credit to the teachers for having a hand in Aquinas’ growth. “We have tremendous teach- ers. It’s helped us get far ahead from where we were,” Ford said. Much of Ford’s success with STOMPOLY/The Shield Aquinas can be attributed to his keen President Bill Ford attends a pre-school pep rally, and is interviewed by a reporter from Channel 9. Ford makes time for students along with taking care of the school’s day to day activities. ability to adapt. He felt he was entering a school that had quality academics, a Ford’s job is to develop the resources Aquinas has to offer. Ford spent his childhood in Mon- much-deserved relaxation. good faculty, and a faith-filled com- the school needs to move forward. “Student involvement is what mouth, Ill. His mother was a teacher, “I’m constantly in my garden munity. He made decisions suitable to “I develop a strategic plan, estab- it’s about,” Ford said. “Interacting which may have influenced his aspira- with my flowers,” Ford said. “I also the school that allowed for long-term lish, and execute it.” Ford said. with people is the best part.” Ford has tions to teach. golf badly.” transformation. There is no typical day in the life gained the wisdom that can only come “I always thought I would teach Whether on the green or on the “I had to figure out who we were of Ford. He deals with the business as- with experience. Before Aquinas, he or coach,” Ford said. job, Ford’s strength has changed Aqui- as a community and make decisions pect of running the school; everything was the president of two other catholic In the little time Ford can man- nas for the better. He urges students to that fit,” Ford said. from tuition to investment to paying high schools. He also taught English age to free up, he teaches leadership experience similar growth. As the President of the school, the bills. for six years in two other Catholic classes at Benedictine. On weekends “Learning is lifelong,” Ford said. Ford also enjoys the many events high schools in South Dakota. and in the summer, he enjoys some “Education never stops.” d Burgess supports school athletic teams and activities it would be a neat job,” she said. “I did complishments. Instead, she repeated- ning Aquinas’s athletic and activities students may even think she takes joy STEPHEN BRAND not think I’d ever be that at this school, ly mentioned all of the “good people” programs to the student athletes. in reprimanding students or writing Reporter necessarily.” around her. “The parents have their kids in detentions. But the opportunity presented “To say that I got (the sports pro- programs from the time they are born, “She sometimes singles people itself nonetheless, and Burgess could grams) to this level would be a huge practically,” Burgess said. “By the out,” said a student who wished to re- not fully explain how it happened. overstatement,” she said. “Continu- time the kids get to us, they are pretty main anonymous. In the world of sports, there come “I was just in the right place at the ity in the coaching staffs is definitely far ahead of the learning curve com- But Burgess is not interested in times when unknown players step up right time,” Burgess said. “I finished a plus, hiring good people, retaining pared to the kids I taught in KCK, as going after students. In fact, when to the plate and deliver in a way no my masters in sports administration, good people.” far as going to clubs, being on premier asked what the best aspect of working one has seen before. Often, there is and was fortunate enough to interview Retaining quality coaches and teams, etc.” at Aquinas was, she knew the answer no clear explanation for their perfor- and get the job.” staff members allows Burgess to take Despite Burgess’s hands-off ap- immediately. mance, which could lead one to say Burgess’s work with schools did a hands-off approach. The “good proach in dealing with staff, she some- “Without a doubt the kids, the that they were simply in the right place not start at Aquinas, however. She was people,” such as head football coach times is stamped with a strict reputa- families, the people that you meet,” at the right time. Sarah Burgess’s ca- a physical education teacher for eight Kevin Kopecky, are grateful in return. tion because of her role as overseer of Burgess said definitively. reer journey is one such case. years in Kansas City, Kan., taught golf “Ms. Burgess is good to work the Aquinas uniform code, a reputa- Fellow faculty member, Patti Jor- When Saint Thomas Aquinas lessons at Smiley’s Golf Complex and with,” Kopecky said. “A thing I like tion she thinks is a simple misunder- dan, has worked with Burgess since opened in 1988, Burgess was just an was the golf pro at Tomahawk Hills about her, she really does not micro- standing. 1995 and has gotten to know her well. assistant volleyball coach. For nine Golf Course. manage. She lets you do your own “I think there is a misnomer out “She has a pretty, tender heart,” years, she worked until she became Now that Burgess has finally thing, and run your own program. If there that just because I put the hand- said Jordan with a smile. “She just the Aquinas Athletics and Activities reached the top, she has found success there’s something that needs to be book together, I am the rule writer,” does not let it show sometimes.” Director, a title that she gained in that comes with it. Aquinas has won talked about, she will talk to you about Burgess said. “I am not the rule writ- One thing about Burgess’s heart 1997 from current Principal of Stu- 41 Kansas state championships since it, but she pretty much leaves you to er.” is obvious to everyone: it bleeds blue dent Services Dr. Mike Sullivan, and her arrival. However, Burgess is quick do what you do best.” Even if it is not her favorite thing and gold. still holds. Burgess never thought she to remind that she is not the only one Burgess also attributed her suc- to do, Burgess has to enforce the dress “I am pro-Aquinas. I am anti-a would have such an opportunity. responsible for Aquinas’s athletic ac- cess, or dominance if you will, in run- code to the best of her ability. Some lot of these other people,” she said. d “In the back of my mind, I thought The Shield 10 Entertainment March 12, 2009 Text services provide help, amusement has advanced, they still cannot replace pose some problems for users of Cha has begun limiting users to five ques- among them. CNN, the Weather Chan- CAITLIN WILSON the reasoning and deciphering ability Cha. tions every 48 hours. Cha Cha can be nel, People, E!Online, ESPN, CNBC of a human mind. Cha Cha is good for reached simply by texting 242242. and the New York Times can send World News Editor random trivia, or unique inquiries that “Cha Cha is good for ran- Students such as senior Erin El- automated alerts of breaking news or a computer wouldn’t be able to figure dom trivia, or unique in- more simply use it for fun. weather forecasts via text message out for you accurately,” Holy Spirit “If I have a really stupid ques- from their Web sites. Some, such as While texting becomes an ever Youth Director Mikey Needleman and quiries that a computer tion or want a funny joke, I’ll text the New York Times, the Weather more prolific form of communication, Cha Cha guide said. wouldn’t be able to figure Cha Cha,” she said. Google Mobile Channel, and ESPN respond when cer- some businesses have begun making Questions from each number are out for you accurately.” is faster than Cha Cha because inqui- tain codes are texted to them. Certain the information they distribute avail- stored so that the guides can refer back ries are answered by computer. Dif- phone carriers may not be compatible able by text message. to previous questions and answers to -Mikey Needleman ferent codes, which can be found on with every texting service. Some, like Cha Cha or Google give more accurate responses tailored google.com/mobile, tell the computer Elmore said she might use the Mobile, provide information upon re- to the specific user. Guides are only Cha Cha guide what kind of question it is: definition, Weather Channel updates, but that quest. Cha Cha is a texting service in paid 10 cents per question so most trivia, the weather, stock information otherwise “I usually just watch TV which people at the other end called only do it as a hobby or for cash on and even directions. Google, however, (for my news). Sometimes the texting “guides” answer questions. Because the side. Needleman said that sometimes cannot always answer questions the can be annoying—watch TV or check people are answering the questions in- “I make on average only $2.50 guides do not feel a major incentive way the asker intended for them to be things online, you don’t need (every- stead of machines, more specific ques- per hour if I am really busy, which is to answer questions as thoroughly as because it is a machine. thing) texted to you all of the time.” tions and answers can be exchanged. why I tend to do it for fun, rather than they could, and sometimes there are Other services are part of differ- Most of these services are free to “It is a HUMAN response. No income,” Needleman said. not enough active guides to answer ent companies. News, weather, sports sign up for and use, although standard matter how much computers/software Such a small wage for guides can questions quickly. Recently, Cha Cha and celebrity gossip can be found text messaging rates apply. d Things to do (or not do) during spring break What you should watch on television What you should not waste your time Top Movie Fran-

College Basketball- for sports lovers. From the Big 12 Tour- or money on chise marathons Homework-if our teachers have any mercy, there won’t be nament to the NCAA brackets, cheer your team onto victory you should watch any of this. However, if you do get slammed with a ton of (or defeat)! homework over break, do your best to get it finished before Rocky break actually starts. If that does not work, stuff it into the American Idol- the top 12 will be performing this week. (There are 6) back of your closet until the very last second. Why waste our Watch for your favorites or, if you would rather, mock every- Rambo time doing it when it is our teachers’ fault for not recognizing one who thinks they can sing. (There are 4) that the second the bell rings on Friday, our brains shut off? Harry Potter Hell’s Kitchen- none of them can actually cook, but watching (There are 5-for now) Airport Souvenirs- yes, layovers are annoying. However, Chef Ramsey yell and curse at all of the contestants makes Lord of the Rings they do not give you permission to buy everything in the air- it all worth it. (1There are 3) port. Your friends do not really want a dozen pens with vari- Pirates of the Caribbean ous state names on them. Gossip Girl- this season has gotten, if you can believe (Also 3-for now) Monty Python it, even more dramatic than the last. Watching Blair and Worrying- there are so many things to worry about in to- (There are 4 movies total) the others completely destroy their own lives makes you day’s world- global warming, the economy, college, the fu- Star Wars feel just the slightest bit better about your own. Always ture. This spring break, just remove yourself from all of it. (There are 6-for now) a plus. Take it upon yourselves to have fun. Do not ruin it with real Drafted by Kathleen Gier and Drafted by Katie Heit world problems. Drafted by Katie Heit Katie Heit Editorial: Rihanna sets poor example for women facing abuse wounds which landed her in the hos- ed her 21st birthday, Brown showered hanna taking this action, it will set a divorced, citing irreconcilable dif- Pop singer Rihanna pital. her with presents. This is called the bad example for victims who will then ferences, in 2006. They were also decided to return to This is a terrible circumstance, but “classic honeymoon phase.” After a feel that they can justify going back young, talented and popular. Rihanna another problem followed later when partner abuses the other, they will tra- into an abusive relationship because should certainly look to avoid an end Chris Brown after his Rihanna made the choice to return to ditionally try to make up for it by giv- Rihanna did it. like that. alleged abuse Brown. This is a common choice made ing gifts. This gives the victim the il- Dating abuse is tragic, but can be by victims of dating abuse. lusion that the abuser is sorry and will By returning to an abusive stopped. The whole week of videos The Metropolitan Organization change their ways, and that everything relationship, victims are shown in early February about loveis- to Counter Sexual Assault (MOCSA) will be okay. respect.com offered support. On the KATHLEEN GIER further endangering Managing Editor has been giving presentations around By returning to an abusive rela- Web site, they list the Teen Dating Bill school to alert students to the realities tionship, however, victims are further themselves. of Rights. They include the right to of dating violence and rape. MOCSA endangering themselves. always be treated with respect, to not provides a 24 hour crisis line and other According to a 2006 study by be hurt physically or emotionally and Shortly after Teen Dating Vio- counseling services. Teenage Research Unlimited found She is not the first celebrity vic- the right to end a relationship. lence Awareness and Prevention In the presentation, they explained that one in five teens has been physi- tim. Her situation is surprisingly simi- If you or someone you know is Week, a new celebrity example that victims return to their abusers be- cally abused in a relationship. With lar to the Whitney Houston and Bobby in an abusive relationship, think about brought attention to the issue. cause their confidence and self image statistics this high, it is important to Brown relationship which dragged contacting Laura Cline or contact Pop star couple Chris Brown and is harmed and they will justify abuse raise awareness. on for over 14 years. The relation- MOCSA. Act before you are hurt. Rihanna were in the news after Brown or wait for the situation to change. Spiritual Direction counselor ship was plagued with drug problems You have rights and if they are in dan- allegedly beat Rihanna leaving visible When Rihanna recently celebrat- Laura Cline voiced fear that with Ri- and domestic abuse before the couple ger, you can get away. d The Shield March 12, 2009 Entertainment 11 Totally Lodoly shows potential Aquinas’s best kept secret has high BAND OUTFITS hopes for their future Josh Lodoly- shorts, con- musical successes. verse, punk ‘80s attire

BEATRIZ BOYLES Jack Charles- “good looking VALERIE WHITED attire” and tie-dye Reporters Kerry Redmond- jackets and his “good jeans” Totally Lodoly, one of the newest bands to hit the Saint Thomas Aquinas Andrew Radiel- “emo” scene, is made up of Aquinas juniors clothes or his debate clothes Jack Charles, Josh Lodoly, Andrew and “sloppy style” Radiel and Kerry Redmond. With Lodoly on the guitar, Radiel on the keyboard, Redmond as the bassist and Charles as the vocalist, The band has been together for almost one full year. “We got asked to leave. Totally Lodoly’s unique sound sepa- The cop asked us nicely, rates it from the trite alternative-rock though, because he liked sound mass produced today. “A lot of people think I came up our music.” with the band name since it’s sort of named after me, but Andrew was part- -Kerry Redmond, ly to thank for it,” Lodoly said. Soon bass player after, Charles and Redmond joined, according to Radiel. The current practicing studio is Valerie White and Beatriz Boyles/ THE SHEL merchandise and eventually receive an Radiel’s basement, a place the band (From left to right) Juniors Jack Charles, Josh Lodoly, Andrew Radiel and Kerry Redmond make up the members of Totally Lodoly. Above they endorsement from Mountain Dew. pose in the park for band photos. Each emember is wearing clothes that express their style and the creativity they show in their music. refers to as “the dungeon.” Totally The band agrees that although Lodoly seeks inspiration from many making music is very important to sources including “nacho cheese” King and Taco Bell, and rounds of lic appearances to date, but they have CD, featuring the single “Love Me them, their fans will be the ground- jokes, Marvin Gaye, Burt Reynolds, Rock Band. The band manager, junior performed a few times at Town Center Baby.” work to their success and fame and Aquinas junior Ted Clemons, Tom Nick Malley, does his best at keep- Plaza in Leawood. “It’s about a guy on a first date will always have a special place in DeLonge of Angels and Airwaves and ing the members on track when work “We played at AMC 20 movie with a girl and about the thoughts go- their hearts. Their primary message to Blink-182. needs to be accomplished. theater at Town Center but got asked ing through the guy’s mind during the their fans is, “Go with the talent you The band admits that all the hard “Well, basically, everyone loves to leave. The cop asked us nicely, date,” Lodoly said. have and live life to the fullest, be- work practicing and recording leaves Nick Malley, and he is our manager. though, because he liked our music. Totally Lodoly has an agenda cause you’re only young once.” d little time for play, but in their free Nobody messes with Nick,” Charles We made $12.00 that night,” Red- for their route in the music business. time the band enjoys their fair share said. mond said. In the future, they hope to do ben- of energy drinks, meals from Burger The band has made very few pub- Totally Lodoly has recorded one efit concerts, gain more fans, produce The Shield 12 Sports March 12, 2009 Girls Swimming New head coach Jenkins brings leadership, experience, faith

LINDSEY MAYFIELD its owners as to how to lower their en- spond, “Boom, boom,” which means of swimmers, all skill levels are repre- Senior Christina Farmer ex- ergy use. He also enables homeowners “Amen.” sented; therefore, a major component pressed her anticipation of the year ANNIE DRAPE to use different sources of energy such His good nature and fun-loving of this year’s focus will be on tech- ahead under Coach Jenkins’ direction. Reporters as wind and solar power. temperament will certainly play a role nique and learning the fundamentals “I am excited for him to be Together, Jenkins and his wife in the atmosphere of this swim season. of the sport. Jenkins recognizes this, coaching this season. I think we all Beth strive to create a supportive fam- Jenkins, however, hesitates to take and he is making it his goal to “help appreciate his enthusiasm. His coach- At a school with expectations as ily environment for their children, credit for what is sure to be an enjoy- them get the most out of their effort.” ing style is definitely different from high as those at Saint Thomas Aqui- including senior Jimmy, junior Cath- able season for swimmers and coaches Although he seems unconcerned with our old coach; I guess we’ll see if that nas, it could be assumed that new ryn, and freshman Anna, a member of alike. their number of first place finishes or proves beneficial later in the season. coaches would be apprehensive about the swim team. The opportunity to be “These are really fun girls, so all records broken, this does not mean He’s a cool guy and I think all the girls living up to the school’s legacy. Rick more involved in his children’s lives is I have to do is get out of the way,” that he expects a season that will not enjoy him as a coach.” Jenkins, however, is not as concerned part of the reason Jenkins accepted the he said. “They make me laugh every include victories. Farmer is looking toward a suc- with gold stars as he is with providing head coaching position. Encourage- day.” “I am totally confident that we’re cessful season and has many hopes a fulfilling experience for the mem- ment from his wife and daughter Cath- A striking, recurring theme of going to be successful,” Jenkins said. and goals. bers of the girls swim and dive team. ryn was also a factor in his decision. Jenkins is his ability to see work and Jenkins is familiar with success. “I hope that the team becomes a As the new head coach, Jenkins hopes “The fact that Cathryn wouldn’t pleasure as one. Another recurring In addition to coaching for the Over- close unit even though many differ- to focus on day-to-day achievement be embarrassed to have me do it had quality is his ability to include his faith land Park Waves and Wichita Swim ent personalities make up the team and personal growth. something to do with it,” Jenkins said in all of his activities, another reason Club, he was an assistant ladies swim and there are so many new girls. I also “My goal is for us all to think lightheartedly. for his interest in this coaching posi- coach at the University of Kansas from hope the team is enthusiastic about our straight toward each other and to try And lighthearted he is. Jenkins tion. 1979 to 1983 under head coach and goals throughout the season. I hope we to impress ourselves every day. And does his best to keep his family up- “I thought it was a great opportu- KU Hall of Famer Gary Kempf. Dur- do well at Eastern Kansas League and to try to improve every day,” Jenkins beat, literally. nity to coach at a Catholic school and ing his final year, KU placed seventh state this season,” Farmer said. said “I do enjoy playing and writing be able to bring my spirituality into it,” at the NCAA championship, which The divers also have confidence Providing a rewarding experience music,” Jenkins said. “I don’t know he said. “If the number one rule is to was unheard of for a Midwest school. in the new head coach. to his swimmers should not be difficult that I’m good, but I enjoy doing it.” love, then what I understand love to be Kempf also received the National “He’s really friendly and he has a for Jenkins. Between his family, faith, Jenkins also keeps his fam- is to see the good in people. So I do. I Coach of the Year award. His experi- ton of ideas,” junior diver Ellie Coatar and career, he leads an exceptionally ily positive with spontaneous prayers see the good in these girls. I really be- ences as a coach at KU taught him a said. “He really wants to get to know rewarding life himself. As a home en- throughout the day, such as “Thank lieve that the Holy Spirit lives in them lot, but also instilled in him a love of everyone. I’m very impressed by him ergy auditor, Jenkins evaluates the en- you Jesus for this day. We love you and in me.” coaching that will undoubtedly shape so far.” d ergy efficiency of a home and advises very much,” to which his kids re- With an unusually large number his philosophy here at Aquinas. CYO uniform rules are ludicrous

NICK VODA scrawny little lineman part, Schnake The Shockers hoped to compete and a few jerseys is just ridiculous. has been looking mighty slim with for the CYO championship this year, Many people thought Janet Jack- Sports Editor that new diet of his). Back in the day, “Many people thought but a few articles of clothing cost them son’s Super Bowl “wardrobe malfunc- just being able to jump and touch net Janet Jackson’s ‘wardrobe that chance. The high school CYO tion” was bad, but even a nationally was quite an accomplishment, now league has absurdly strict uniform broadcast nipple flash did not actually there are point guards who can dunk. malfunction’ was bad, but guidelines. According to senior Sam get a team disqualified. CYO sports have been pretty Linemen now tip the scales in the even a nationally broadcast Osbern, the team was fined for violat- The league is trying to police uni- important to many Aquinas students 300-pound range. There are some vol- nipple flash did not actually ing several of these rules. One player’s forms the way the National Football since all the way back when they start- leyball players so tall they probably shorts were deemed illegal because the League does, but it picked a bad ex- ed in fifth grade. scare the freshmen just as much as any get a team disqualified.” “CYO” printed on the leg was printed ample to copy: the ticky-tack uniform Way back when a guy could be football player. Most of the track team too far to the side. These were shorts fines are the main reason the NFL five feet tall and be a dominant center could easily beat my first car in a race that team got straight from the league. is often referred to as the “No Fun on his basketball team and the concept (that car’s speedometer didn’t even go In theory, high school CYO is Anyone else see a slight error in the League.” I haven’t heard any good de- of traveling was as strange as it is to to 90, and the car would shake once I a great concept. Too bad they had to logic behind that? The team received rogatory new names for CYO yet, but NBA players. Way back when any hit 65 mph. Real speed machine). get caught up in the overzealous uni- another fine because the numbers were teenagers are creative, so it shouldn’t quarterback that could throw the ball I digress, but back to the CYO form policing that Aquinas is currently messed up on the jerseys they were take long. Cranky Yokels Officiating 30 yards in the air was pretty much a thing. We played for the love of the plagued by. Wouldn’t it just be easier given. In the middle of the season, the league? sCrew You Over league? god and a 65-pound kid could end up game. No tryouts and cutting, none of to let them have the wrong color un- team was told they owed the league These rules need to be addressed as a lineman (shocking that my foot- the annoying politics of high school dershirt or illegal shorts than to punish $650 in fines. They had until the end soon. There is no need to force a high ball career never really took off after sports, no scholarships riding on our them and stir up all kinds of contempt of the week to pay, or they were out school kid to fork over hundreds of that, isn’t it). Way back when volley- performance, none of the immense and complaints? of the league. dollars just because his uniform is not ball players put more effort into clever pressure that is put on some high-level The Shockers are made up of ten The Shockers did not have a very up to the league’s unreasonably lofty cheers than into the actual game. Way athletes. We wanted nothing more than senior guys whose shorts brought out good reputation before the fines, and standards. At least give the kid a warn- back when you would go to track prac- to have fun and screw around with our the worst in the CYO rule enforcers. they knew it. They had had a few tem- ing; if it is still a problem next game, tices on Tuesdays and Thursdays just buddies. For the less-serious athletes For those who remember the “Reilly’s per flare-ups. They had been on thin maybe make them sit a half or take to sit in the long jump pit and dig in that wanted to continue that laid-back Rejects” story in last year’s Shield, ice with the league since last season, away a timeout from their team. There the sand and when the focus of the Sat- play in high school, there was a high the Shockers are a perfect example of when, after losing the championship are plenty of reasonable compromises urday meets was more on the snacks school version of CYO. It was per- the players described. Most of them game, they threw their second place if the league would just give them a than on the meet itself. fect for the kids who didn’t want to be played for the Aquinas basketball trophy on the court because they were chance. Let the season be decided by Well we’ve evolved from those bothered with such nuisances as prac- team for a year or two, and now are upset with the referees. But ending what the players DO on the court, not days quite a bit (except maybe the tice or conditioning. lighting up CYO scoreboards. their season because of a pair of shorts by what they wear on the court. d The Shield March 12, 2009 Sports 13 Rugby Saints start season 4-1, Newman plays for US National Team

NICK VODA / The Shield (Above) Junior Mike Newman runs by a Moundsview defender in the Saints 31-22 victory Saturday. Newman played for the Eagles, the US U-18 National team in February and will play with them again in April.(Above right) Senior Sam Osbern eludes a Moundsview defender.

NICK VODA players who get significant playing time. “At first the inexperienced guys just wanted to come Sports Editor out and hit people,” Kluempers said. “But they’re catch- ing on really quick.” Kluempers said the seniors play a huge part in teach- The rugby team heads into its third season looking ing the new guys. to build on last year’s state championship and third-place “The seniors give a lot of leadership,” Kluempers finish at Westerns. said. “I can only give suggestions and ideas, the guys “Getting third at Westerns, that was a big step for on the field have to actually make the decisions, call the the program, we’re looking to build on it,” senior Sam plays. In rugby, I empower the players to make deci- Osbern said. sions. Ultimately it’s up to them.” The Saints are now 4-1 after beating Moundsview Kluempers said that the seniors make good deci- (Minn.) 31-22 and going 3-1 in a tournament in Tulsa. sions because of their experience. “It’s really good to travel to other states to play, “Experience is huge in rugby,” he said. “We have there’s not much competition around here,” senior Mi- a pattern of play, we have to be able to adjust and play chael Mauer said. “The only way we’re going to do good together on the fly.” at Westerns is to play good teams now, because our goal The starting lineup consists of 14 seniors and one is to win Westerns.” junior, and Osbern said there is a noticeable senior influ- Head coach Tim Kluempers agreed. ence. “When we play harder competition, we see a differ- “There is a lot of chemistry, we work really well ent pattern of play, it helps the players and coaches gain together as a group of almost all seniors,” he said. “A experience and adjust,” he said. “Playing different teams few of us have been here since the program started, and helps them focus and hone their skills.” we’ve really bonded and learned a lot. We really learned Kluempers is pleased with the team’s play so far, a lot on the bus trip to St. Louis last year.” but sees a lot of room for improvement. Along with the large senior class, junior Mike “The boys are doing well, they’re learning a lot,” Newman has become major contributor. Newman’s play Kluempers said. “We have a mix of experienced and at a tournament in Denver last year got him noticed by new guys, so we’re just trying to get them on the same the Eagles, the United States Under-18 National team. page.” In February, Newman went to San Diego to play for the That mix of experience and new players, and how Eagles against the Canadian U-18 team. they come together, is crucial to the team’s success this “On the National team, the game was a whole lot year. Of the teams 15 starters, four never played rugby faster,” Newman said. “It was a whole different level of before this year, and several key bench players are new rugby. It was sweet.” to the program. Newman will join the Eagles again in early April “We’ve got some new seniors, like Max Kryger when they take on the United Kingdom U-18 team in and Eric Schupp, that are just great athletes,” Mauer Georgia. said. “They’re getting by on athleticism, but eventually “It’s a huge pride factor that we can get someone they’re going to get it. Then we’re going to be a really from our program into the spotlight, representing the good team.” country,” Kluempers said of Newman. “I played on the Seniors Tommy Voorhees and Neil Tally, junior national team for five years, it’s the ultimate level. And Matt Cullinan and freshman Tommy Gavin are also new it helps legitimize rugby at our school.”d The Shield 14 Sports March 12, 2009 Lacrosse Baseball Senior-heavy team looking for Small team, big heart second state championship

competition for state is very tough this the team traveled to Texas where they off,” Sweeney said. Lacrosse team will season. played several games as part of Team ALI GENILO With all of the returning seniors’ battle lack of depth “We hope to make the state tour- Kansas. Chris Storm, Mark Blaise, Reporter experience, junior James Boddicker nament this year, and from there win A.J. Blongewicz, Grant Goodack, also feels confident the team will go and experience on its state,” Blaise said. Gavin Goodack, and Alex Chartrand far. The Saints are not letting the were selected for the team. The Saints “I can see all the seniors stepping quest for state title. shortage of players stop them, and came back with great results. With several state, regional, and up this year. This is their final year they are setting high goals to achieve. “We dominated. The Texas teams Eastern Kansas League champion- and hopefully they will set the tone for MOLLY KHOURY “I want to win all of our Kansas were full of themselves. In the cham- ship titles earned, it’s easy to see that some of the younger guys,” Boddicker games. I especially want to beat Blue pionship (for our division) we beat our the Saint Thomas Aquinas baseball said. Reporter Valley West and Olathe. They are opponent by seven,” Chartrand said. program upholds a tradition of excel- Sweeney sees potential in the our biggest rivals,” Blongewicz said. Gavin Goodack, the only Aquinas lence. leadership of the team. “To compete with these teams we’ve defenseman traveling on Team Kan- The team finished third in the “I see a lot of potential leaders, been running a lot. There [are] not as sas, started every game and got a lot state tournament last season, and won including lots of seniors like Zach and It is a wonder that the Saint many guys, so we have to be in better of playing time. Storm, Blongewicz, state two years ago. This year they Beau (Bourquin), Ryan Nelson, Da- Thomas Aquinas lacrosse practice shape.” and Chartrand all got playing time hope to go all the way again under the vid Baska and Ricky Nachbar just to even gets started. That lack of depth is going to be a playing midfielder. Blaise started for leadership of head coach Lorne Parks name a few. Every person will need to The team, together before prac- big obstacle for the Saints. Four of last the attack squad, and Grant Goodack and the returning seniors. step up at some time in order for this tice, inadvertently showed their team year’s starters graduated and one chose backed him up. “I think we will be very competi- team to be the best it can be,” Sweeney chemistry and bonds. They were all not to return. Out of the 34 players on “The trip helped the team a lot. It tive this year because we have several said. making jokes, and messing around this year’s team, less than 15 got any gave everyone some good experience, returners with varsity experience. Our Parks feels the team’s defense with underclassmen, head coach playing time on varsity last season. but it also helped us scout the other goals are the same every year, and that will be solid, so emphasis should be Chris Berger and his stuffed squirrel. Along with the seniors, there teams and know who our defense is to win league and state,” Parks said. put on strengthening the offense and The team of comedians had a pretty is an opportunity for a few younger will have to look out for this season,” Senior pitcher Kevin Sweeney having consistent pitching along with good season last year, finishing 8-6; players to step up and help the team. Gavin Goodack said. thinks the team will be successful this commitment from his players. however, this year may be different. Sophomores Alex Chartrand and Jake With the senior leadership, the year. “Commitment is something we According to seniors Mark Blaise and Wernel have varsity experience, and determination, and the jokes along the “We have a very talented team expect every day. All players in the A.J. Blongewicz, they have the best junior Andrew Adford, a transfer from way, it looks like it is going to be a with some great bats as well as arms. program are expected to come to prac- senior class in the history of Aquinas California, is expected to step up. great season for the lacrosse team.d I can see this team going as far as we tice to get better and make themselves lacrosse. But at the same time, the In early February, six members of want to. That includes a state cham- become successful as a team,” Parks pionship, but that is still a long ways said. d The Shield March 12, 2009 Sports 15 Girls Soccer Softball Saints look to rebuild Saints look to defend title Few returning start- Many of the ‘08 state to be just as powerful as last year. “We will be as good “We’re losing a lot of potential ers, few seniors will as our defense.” champs graduated, players to St. James, but I think we challenge team’s but talented fresh- still have enough talent and dedication -Craig Ewing, to get just as far as we did last season,” MOKAN title defense. men will step in. junior pitcher Katelyn Nill said. head coach After receiving second place in ERIN JEFFERSON the Eastern Kansas League last season, TOMMY VOORHEES Katie Allin and Butler, junior the Saints were able to pull through News Editor Ashley Washburn and sophomore Reporter with a state title. Strong returning Claire Pavlovich. players Kellie White, Janessa Swinney Allin said that they do not and Ashley Dobbie hope to be able to have as much to lose this season After an exciting win at the state lead the team to another state victory. The girls soccer team finished because they did not win state last tournament last year, the Saints have The players seem to have plenty third in state last year. They are year, but they still have to defend NICK VODA / The Shield of faith in this year’s team. coming into this season with only the MOKAN title. Butler said that some defending to do. DaShawn Harden led the Saints to a record- Although the team lost a power- “We’re really looking forward to setting 15th straight state appearance. three returning starters, and only this season is when they have to one of them is a senior. reestablish the team at state. ful bunch of seniors from last season, the upcoming season and state tourna- Head coach Craig Ewing said Butler said that the team has a they are looking up, and ready to take ment,” Nill said, “We’re hoping we that rebuilding the defense is key to lot of chemistry. Allin agrees. on whatever this season might throw can do as well as last year.” Winter season the team’s success. “We have a pretty solid team at them. Dobbie agrees. “We will be as good as our comraderarie,” Allin said. “We lost a few people, but we’re “This year is all about defending wraps at state defense,” Ewing said. Butler said that the team spends gaining good freshmen that will eas- our title, and I think we’ll be pretty The team lost all but two of time together even when they are ily take their spots,” said senior third strong.” Girls Basketball their defenders. not expected to. She said that the baseman Ashley Dobbie. Nill also has high hopes for this The Saints qualified for the Senior Kelsey Butler said that team gets along together really well. The turnout at tryouts was a little year's team. KSHSAA state championship tourna- because they have a young defense, Ewing said that they will just slimmer this year. However, the fresh- "We're really working forward to they are switching defensive play- have to see how they play once ment for the 15th straight year by men representation was strong, and the upcoming season and state tourna- defeating Gardner-Edgerton 27-24 on ers around. games start. ment," she said. "We're hoping we can Butler said that the girls have “We are going to have to get although the C team is being cut, the the Trailblazers’ home court Friday. varsity and junior varsity teams seem do as well as last year."d The Saints have a 16-6 record worked hard in the off season. The better as the year goes on,” Ewing and are the No. 7 seed in the 5A state team’s captains this year are seniors said.d bracket. They played Bishop Carroll Wednesday, but results could not be Photo by Nick Voda printed due to deadline restraints. The winner of Wednesday’s game will play the winner of the Bishop Miege / Shawnee Heights match-up. Miege is the No. 3 seed in the tournament with a 20-2 record. Free. Safe. And all about us. The Saint Thomas Aquinas newspaper and yearbook photographers are Swim and Dive uploading their best photos to ClassScene.com and you can, too. The boys swim and dive team sent swimmers James Bono, Jacob ClassScene.com can do everything the other photo-sharing sites do, but Gremillion, Jon Smith, Danny Pruett, is designed for high schools. We have Aquinas-specific categories to make Jonny Wirtz and Julian Viso, juniors browsing easier. Instead of searching by photographer, you can search by Phil Grosdidier, Quinn Brewer topic or tag, rate the best photos, and download for your own use. (above), Mike Whitehead and David Interested? Then go to ClassScene.com and try it out. Registration is free! Ecklund, sophomores Ryan Kelly, Daniel Ecklund and Dainel Gremil- For more information, contact Aquinas publications adviser Matt Hallauer. lion, and freshman Ryan Didde to state. The team placed 18th overall. The 200 yard freestyle relay team placed eighth. The 200 medley relay placed 13th. Bono placed 15th in both the 200 individual medley and the 100 backstroke. Smith placed higher than any diver in Aquinas history.

Bowling Senior Marissa Olberding was the only Aquinas bowler to make it to state. She won her lane and placed 60th out of 70 overall.

Wrestling The wrestling team sent seniors Jacob Nowak and Paul Speckin, ju- niors Jake Walker, Ryan Blanken- Photo by Megan Macfarlane ship and Matt Coombs, sophomores Justin Walberg and Jacob Berggren and freshman Tommy Williams. Nowak placed third, finishing his season 46-1. Walker tore his me- Photo by Jessica Boesche niscus and had to default his final matches, but still finished sixth. Williams also placed sixth. Photo by Maggie Turek Photo by Nick Voda The Shield 16 Sports March 12, 2009

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