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* &YJUt$BOZPOWJMMF 03t*OGPt3FTtTFWFOGFBUIFSTDPN Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 22, 2011 The News-Review, Page 3 what’s HAPPENING ROSEBURG DOUGLAS COUNTY Author presents LET’S GET CRACKING Casting call for Applegate program Ballet students Douglas County Museum The Umpqua Valley Festival presents a book signing and of Lights is sponsoring the program by Leta Lovelace Eugene Ballet Co.’s produc- Neiderheiser at 6:30 tonight at tion of “The Nutcracker Bal- the museum, 123 Museum let” as a fundraising event for Drive, Roseburg. local charities. Grants Pass author Leta The company is asking for Lovelace Neiderheiser wrote 52 local dancers to take chil- about her grandfather and his dren’s parts for the perform- role in shaping Oregon in ance Nov. 20 at Umpqua Com- “Jesse Applegate, A Dialogue munity College’s Jacoby Audi- with Destiny.” torium. Information: 541-957-7007. A representative of the com- pany will conduct auditions from 11:15 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. ROSEBURG Sept. 25 at The Movement Adams signs Arts Center, 638 S.E. Rose St., Roseburg. books at Dianne’s A pre- rehearsal will Roseburg author Ross be held from 2:15 p.m. to 3:45 Adams will sign copies of his p.m. Sept. 24 at Chitwood Stu- children’s book, “A Brandon- dio of Dance, 3782 Hooker burg Christmas” from 11:30 Road, Roseburg. a.m. to 1:30 p.m. Saturday at News-Review file photo The Sept. 24 pre-audition Dianne’s Coffee Shop, 1869 Auditions have been set for local dancers who will appear in the Eugene Ballet Co.’s schedule is 2:15 p.m. to 3:45 N.E. Diamond Lake Blvd., Nov. 20 production of “The Nutcracker” at Umpqua Community College. See details p.m. for the “Waltz of the Roseburg. this page. Flowers,” 3:45 to 5:15 p.m. for Information: 888-361-9473. Party Guests and 5:15 to 6:15 for Ladybugs and Beetles. YONCALLA Audition schedule: The music today is fiddle WINCHESTER CANYONVILLE 11:15 a.m. to 12 p.m. — Applegate House music from folk music scholar “Waltz of the Flowers” regis- Linda Danielson. Dance classes Seven Feathers tration and warm-up for girls tours end Sunday Information: 541-849-2917 14 and up with 2 years serious The Sunday tours of the his- or www.applegatehouse.com. start this week opens new gallery pointe training. Wear toe toric Applegate House end this The Buckeroo Square Dance Seven Feathers Casino shoes. Audition and training weekend. Club, 5051 N.E. Stephens St., Resort is hanging fine art and follows at 12 to 1 p.m. Tours are limited to the first ROSEBURG will kick off three different opening a new gallery in the 12:30 to 1 p.m. — registra- 40 people and start at 1 p.m. Children’s choir beginning round dance classes corridor in the hotel lobby. tion and warm-up for Party and 2 p.m. on Sundays at the this week. Dubbed Gallery 7, the Guests for boys and girls ages house at 512 Old Applegate rehearsal begins Beginning swing or jive is gallery opens with “Art in 10 to 14 with three years of Road. The Umpqua Valley Chil- from 7 to 9 p.m. Mondays. Bloom,” featuring paintings ballet. Audition and instruction The house is noted as the dren’s Choir begins regular Beginning cha cha and rumba from Douglas County artists are 1 to 2:30 p.m. oldest in Oregon that has been rehearsal schedule Sunday at is 7 to 9 p.m. Thursdays. Vinita Pappas and Holly Wern- 2 to 2:30 p.m. — Ladybugs continuously owned by the First Christian Church, 432 Square dance lessons are 7 er on its 50-foot corridor and Beetles registration and same family. S.E. Kane St., Roseburg. to 9 p.m. Tuesday; no new stu- between the hotel and casino. warm-up for children ages 9 to Tours are led by Shannon Rehearsal is 5 p.m. each dents are accepted after Oct. An artists’ reception is from 12 with two years ballet. Audi- and Susan Applegate and cost Sunday at the church. 11. 5 to 7 p.m. Friday at Seven tion and instruction follow $5 per person or $10 per fami- The group is open to any These free classes are eight Feathers Resort Casino, 146 from 2:30 to 3:30 p.m. ly. children from kindergartners to nine weeks long and taught Chief Miwaleta Lane, 3 to 3:30 p.m. — Angels There is no charge for through fifth-graders. by instructor Neil Koozer. Canyonville. registration and warm-up for admission to the grounds or Barbara Heald is the direc- Donations are accepted. The show runs through Nov. girls 7 to 9 with one year of weekly music. There is also tor. Information: 541-459-3709 28. ballet. 3:30 to 4 p.m. — Baby Mice wine tasting. Information: 541-677-0970. or 541-672-0924. Information: 541-839-1312. registration and warm-up for children ages 6 to 7 with ■ Mail: Currents, The News-Review, P.O. Box 1248, Roseburg, 97470. Currents reporter: DD Bixby beginning dance training. ■ Phone: 541-957-4218 Audition and instruction are Drop-off: The News-Review office at 345 N.E. Winchester St., Roseburg. Currents editor: Tricia Jones from 4 to 4:30 p.m. CURRENTS Phone: 541-957-4216 ■ Email: [email protected] TV Guide questions: Some height requirements To submit local arts and ■ Fax: (541) 957-4270 Vicki Menard apply. entertainment information, Phone: 541-957-4203 There is a $5 fee for those send printed or Information must be received by noon Friday to be selected for the performance. Published every Thursday by Information: 541-673-5792. typewritten information to: published in the following Thursday’s Currents. Please see BRIEFS, page 4 Page 4, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 22, 2011 Briefs CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3 weekly CALENDAR WINCHESTER UCC shows is THURSDAY,Thursday, Sept. 2 SEPT. 22 SATURDAY,Saturday, Sept. 24 SEPT. 24

‘Mapping Affection’ MUSIC MUSIC The Art Gallery at Umpqua DYLAN JAMES — 5 to 8 p.m., THE HIPNOTES — 7 to 10 p.m. Community College opened Charley’s BBQ, 812 W. Harvard Ave., Chimps Hangout at Joe Monkey Roseburg. No cover. 541-957-1786. Restaurant, 500 S.E. Cass Ave., Rose- again with a new show, “Map- THE WATER COOLERS — 7 p.m., burg. Best of the 1950s and ’60s. 541- ping Affection,” last week. Jacoby Auditorium, 1140 Umpqua Col- 679-5444. This show displays works lege Road, Winchester. Roseburg Com- munity Concerts Association presents THEATER that map moments, memories, award-winning comedy troupe that THE REMARKABLE MR. PENNY- places, spaces, objects and combines songs with sketch comedy. PACKER — 7:30 p.m., Betty Long impressions through drawing, These five City comics and Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., singers perform original music and Roseburg. Umpqua Community painting and photography. parodies of familiar songs, on-point Theatre opens its 2011-12 season with Featured artists are Jessica material about life and work. Tickets this comedy that follows Mr. Penny- Curatz, Sally Finch, Charlene are $25 for adults and $10 for stu- packer, a Philadelphia family man in the dents. www.roseburgcommunitycon- 1900s, as his two families learn of each Liu, Clary Piccarello, Kerri certs.org. 541-440-5414. other, and the hilarity that ensues. The Rosenstein, Alexandra Ryck- CRY BABY — 9 to midnight, Jersey protagonist is finally ostracized from man, Karriet and Lisa Solo- Lilly, 1430 N.E. Dee St., Roseburg. both families and has to be voted back Blues. $2 cover. 541-672-9131. News-Review file photo in by family council. Find how what his man. ‘The Remarkable Mr. Pennypacker’ continues its run this solution is to his two-family system. “Mapping Affection” is on EVENTS weekend. See this page for details. This production runs Friday through display through Oct. 27. BOOK SIGNING AND PROGRAM — Sunday to October 9. Tickets are $10 6:30 p.m., Douglas County Museum, for adults and $5 for children. Tickets ley Road, Suite 100, Roseburg. Folk. both families and has to be voted back A reception is from 5:30 to 123 Museum Drive, Roseburg. Grants are available at Hanson Jewelers, While No cover. 541-229-1230. Pass author Leta Lovelace Neiderheiser in by family council. Find how what his Away Books, My Coffee or at the UACT 7:30 p.m. Oct. 20 at The Art ACOUSTIC BLEND — 6 to 9 p.m., wrote about her grandfather and his solution is to his two-family system. box office. 541-673-2125. Gallery, Whipple Fine Arts Little Brothers Pub, 428 S.E. Main St., role in shaping Oregon in “Jesse Apple- This production runs Friday through Roseburg. Classic and contemporary Building, Umpqua Community gate, A Dialogue with Destiny.” 541- Sunday to Oct. 9. Tickets are $10 for DANCE rock. 541-672-0912. 957-7007. adults and $5 for children. Tickets are PRE-AUDITION FOR ‘THE NUT- College, 1140 College Road, NATTY BONE — 7 to 10 p.m. available at Hanson Jewelers, While CRACKER BALLET’ — 2:15 p.m. to Winchester. Chimps Hangout at Joe Monkey Away Books, My Coffee or at the UACT 6:15 p.m., Chitwood Studio of Dance, Restaurant, 500 S.E. Cass Ave., Rose- Regular hours are 8 a.m. to 4 Friday, Sept. 23 box office. 541-673-2125. 3782 Hooker Road, Roseburg. Susan FRIDAY, SEPT. 23 burg. Blues. 541-679-5444. p.m. Monday through Friday Chitwood will offer a pre-audition EVENTS rehearsal schedule for the “The Nut- and by appointment. THEATER MUSIC ARTISTS’ RECEPTION — 5 to 7 cracker Ballet.” From 2:15 to 3:45 p.m. Information: 541-440-4691. HIPNOTES — 5 to 8 p.m., My Coffee THE REMARKABLE MR. PENNY- p.m., Seven Feathers Resort Casino, is the Waltz of the Flowers, 3:45 to 5:15 and Wine Experience, 1700 Garden Val- PACKER — 7:30 p.m., Betty Long 146 Chief Miwaleta Lane, Canyonville. p.m. is Party Guests and 5:15 to 6:15 Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Seven Feathers unveils its new art p.m. is the Lady bugs/beetle. The bal- Roseburg. Umpqua Actors Community gallery, Gallery 7, with “Art in Bloom,” let, a fundraiser for local charities, will Theatre opens its 2011-12 season with featuring paintings from Douglas Coun- include 52 local dancers. 541-673- this comedy that follows Mr. Penny- ty artists Vinita Pappas and Holly Wern- 5792. packer, a Philadelphia family man in the er on its 50-foot corridor between the MMeetMMeeteeeett tthetthehhee AAlpAAlpallppaacas!accas!caass!! 1900s, as his two families learn of each hotel and casino. Show runs through EVENTS other, and the hilarity that ensues. The Nov. 28. Wine reception. 541-839- BOOK SIGNING — 11:30 a.m. to See the babies • Shop our Boutique protagonist is finally ostracized from 1312. 1:30 p.m., Dianne’s Coffee Shop, 1869 N.E. Diamond Lake Blvd., Roseburg. Roseburg author Ross Adams will sign Saturday copies of his children’s book, “A Bran- September 24th FFLULU SSHOTSHOTS NNOWOW AAVAILABLEVAILABLE donburg Christmas.” 888-361-9473. 10am-4pm Sunday,SUNDAY, Sept. 25 SEPT. 25

MUSIC CHILDREN’S CHOIR REHEARSALS — 5 p.m., First Christian Church, 432 PPharmacistharmacist & OOwnerwner S.E. Kane St., Roseburg. The Umpqua • Luxury Yarn Josh Dahlenburg Valley Children’s Choir begins regular rehearsal schedule today. Rehearsal is • Fine Alpaca 5 p.m. each Sunday at First Christian Church, 432 S.E. Kane St., Roseburg. Clothing & Accessories The group is open to any children from • Gift Ideas kindergarten through fifth grade. Bar- bara Heald is the director. 541-677- 0970. Most insurances accepted! FREE for MEDICARE and ATRIO patients THEATER THE REMARKABLE MR. PENNY- For All Your Pharmacy Needs PACKER — 2 p.m., Betty Long Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Rose- burg. Umpqua Actors Community The- HOMETOWN DRUGS atre opens its 2011-12 season with this Inside the comedy that follows Mr. Pennypacker, Photographer available to take Harvard Medical Park a Philadelphia family man in the 1900s, your picture with an alpaca! as his two families learn of each other, (541) 229-1112 and the hilarity that ensues. The pro- 541-784-3450 • 541-784-2386 tagonist is finally ostracized from both families and has to be voted back in by 563 Colonial Road Lookingglass 11813813 WW.. HarvardHarvard AAve.,ve., SSuiteuite 221010 Open Mon - Fri: 9 am - 6 pm, Sat: 9 am - 1 pm family council. Discover his solution Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 22, 2011 CALENDAR The News-Review, Page 5 to his two-family system. This produc- Saturday, Oct. 1 burg. The Douglas County Central tion runs Friday through Sunday to SATURDAY, OCT. 1 Library is starting a Library Lego Club October 9. Tickets are $10 for adults for children ages 3 to 12. Books will be and $5 for children. Tickets are avail- MUSIC on hand for inspiration, but kids can able at Hanson Jewelers, While Away THE STEELHEAD RUN BAND — 7 to build anything they choose. Library will Books, My Coffee or at the UACT box 10 p.m. Chimps Hangout at Joe Mon- provide the Legos; kids bring their office. 541-673-2125. key Restaurant, 500 S.E. Cass Ave., imaginations. The club is scheduled to Roseburg. World music. 541-679- meet regularly on the first Saturdays of DANCE 5444. November and December. Materials AUDITIONS FOR ‘THE NUTCRACK- stay at the library. Kids can drop-in any ER BALLET’ — 11:15 a.m. to 4:30 THEATER time during the hour. 541-440-4305. p.m., The Movement Arts Center, 638 THE REMARKABLE MR. PENNY- ELKTON OKTOBERFEST — 1 to 4 S.E. Rose St., Roseburg. Local dance PACKER — 7:30 p.m., Betty Long p.m., Elkton Community Education students are welcome to audition for Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Center, 15850 Highway 38W, Elkton. ‘The Nutcracker Ballet’ to be performed Roseburg. Umpqua Actors Community German food, music and a special Fort with the Eugene Ballet Company on Theatre opens its 2011-12 season with Umpqua Pale Ale are on tap to cele- Nov. 20. Today’s audition schedule this comedy that follows Mr. Penny- brate this Teutonic folk festival. The includes: “Waltz of the Flowers” regis- packer, a Philadelphia family man in the Roseburg German Band performs tration and warm-up at 11:15 a.m. to 1900s, as his two families learn of each waltzes, polkas, schottisches and 12 p.m. and audition and instruction other, and the hilarity that ensues. The marches. 541-584-2160. from 12 to 1 p.m.; “Party Guests” reg- protagonist is finally ostracized from DOUBLE BOOK SIGNING — 2 to 5 istration from 12:30 to 1 p.m. registra- Courtesy photo both families and has to be voted back p.m., Joe Monkey Restaurant, 500 S.E. tion and warm-up, audition and in by family council. Find how what his Cass Ave., Roseburg. Author Elizabeth instruction from 1 to 2:30 p.m.; “Lady- This weekend is the last chance for tours of the Applegate solution is to his two-family system. Gerlach King and illustrator Kim Miller bugs and Beetles” registration from 2 house in Yoncalla.See this page for details. This production runs Friday through sign their children’s book, “Apples for to 2:30 p.m. and audition and instruc- Sunday to October 9. Tickets are $10 Cheyenne,” and Eileen Miller signs her tion from 2:30 to 3:30 p.m.; “Angels” Jackson St., Roseburg. Mike Curtis, Coffee and Wine Experience, 1700 Gar- for adults and $5 for children. Tickets book, “Behind the Pictures, Autism: registration and warm-up from 3 to composer and member with the den Valley Road, Suite 100, Roseburg. are available at Hanson Jewelers, While Strategies for Change,” companion to 3:30 p.m. and audition and instruction Eugene Symphony, has written a book Roots rock musician. No cover. 541- Away Books, My Coffee or at the UACT her “The Girl Who Spoke with Pic- from 3:30 to 4 p.m.; “Baby Mice” regis- about playing and traveling through 229-1230. box office. 541-673-2125. tures.” Autistic artist Kim Miller’ art- tration from 3:30 to 4 p.m. and audition . Curtis will read from his book ‘ELVIS’ ROCKS ON — 7 to 9 p.m., work will be shown. Wine tasting. 541- and instruction from 4 to 4:30 p.m. $5 and play his tunes on the sax, clarinet Drain Civic Center, 205 West A St., DANCE 679-5444. fee for those selected for the perform- and bassoon. Admission is free. 541- Drain. North Douglas Council Presents IRISH CREME CONTRADANCE — 7 ance. 541-673-5792. 485-9425. David Lomond as Elvis. Admission is to 10 p.m., 7426 Lookingglass Road, $5. Refreshments available. 541-836- Roseburg. Roseburg Irish and folk Sunday,SUNDAY,OCT.2 Oct. 2 EVENTS 2505. band Irish Creme host another public APPLEGATE HOUSE TOURS — 1 WEDNESDAY,Wednesday, Sept. 28 SEPT. 28 SHIRLEY AND THE BOYS — 7 to 10 contra dance with caller Woody Lane. p.m. and 5 p.m., 512 Old Applegate p.m. Chimps Hangout at Joe Monkey No experience or partner needed. Fami- THEATER Road, Yoncalla. Tours are scheduled for Restaurant, 500 S.E. Cass Ave., Rose- ly friendly for children 12 and older. THE REMARKABLE MR. PENNY- the Applegate House every Sunday in MUSIC burg. Classic standards, jazz, rhythm Come in comfy shoes to dance or just PACKER — 2 p.m., Betty Long Unruh September. Organizers say the house is STORYVILLE JAZZ BAND — 6 to 9 and blues. 541-679-5444. listen. Suggested $4 donation. 541- Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Rose- the oldest in Oregon that has been con- p.m., The Zoo, 2455 N.E. Diamond 672-4621. burg. Umpqua Actors Community The- tinuously owned by the same family. Lake Blvd., Roseburg. Dixieland, swing THEATER atre opens its 2011-12 season with this Tours are led by Shannon and Susan and dance. No cover. 541-672-4488. THE REMARKABLE MR. PENNY- EVENTS comedy that follows Mr. Pennypacker, Applegate and cost $5 per person or PACKER — 7:30 p.m., Betty Long LIBRARY LEGO CLUB — 12:30 to a Philadelphia family man in the 1900s, $10 per family. There is no charge for 1:30 p.m., Ford Community Room, Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Please see CALENDAR,page 6 admission to the grounds or weekly THURSDAY,Thursday, Sept. 29 SEPT. 29 Roseburg. Umpqua Actors Community 1409 N.E. Diamond Lake Blvd., Rose- music. Today’s music is folk music Theatre opens its 2011-12 season with scholar Linda Danielson playing fiddle this comedy that follows Mr. Penny- Canyonville’s music. There is also wine tasting. MUSIC packer, a Philadelphia family man in the www.applegatehouse.com. 541-849- MARK BARATTA — 5 to 8 p.m., 1900s, as his two families learn of each 2917. Charley’s BBQ, 812 W. Harvard Ave., other, and the hilarity that ensues. The Roseburg. No cover. 541-957- protagonist is finally ostracized from Calendar of Events 1786.CRY BABY — 9 to midnight, Jer- both families and has to be voted back Monday, Sept. 26 22011011 MONDAY, SEPT. 26 sey Lilly, 1430 N.E. Dee St., Roseburg. in by family council. Find how what his Blues. $2 cover. 541-672-9131. Every solution is to his two-family system. Thursday through September. This production runs Friday through THEATER Sunday to October 9. Tickets are $10 September PRIME TIME PLAYERS — 1:30 for adults and $5 for children. Tickets p.m., Betty Long Unruh Theatre, 1614 Friday,FRIDAY, Sept. 30 SEPT. 30 are available at Hanson Jewelers, While FREE MOVIES in the PARK - Tuesdays and Fridays W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Seniors Away Books, My Coffee or at the UACT Pioneer Park, at dusk weather permitting. For Movie Information call with an interest in theater are welcome box office. 541-673-2125. 541.839.4105 or 541.839.4232. to participate in this affiliate of the MUSIC Umpqua Actors Community Theatre, TYLER FORTIER — 5 to 8 p.m., My which meets each Monday. No acting October experience is necessary. Memorizing lines is not required. 541-677-9070. FREE MOVIES in the PARK - Tuesdays and Fridays Summer Pioneer Park, at dusk weather permitting. For Movie Information call Welcome 541.839.4105 or 541.839.4232. Tuesday,TUESDAY, Sept. 27 SEPT. 27 PUMPKIN & MUSIC FESTIVAL + CAR SHOW - Oct. 8th (2nd Saturday) with a New Smile! BUNCO BONANZA - Columbus Day, Oct. 10th El Paraiso restaurant in Canyonville. MUSIC Premium Basic HAUNTED HOUSE - date TBA MOONGLOW HOSTS OPEN MIC — 5 to 8 p.m., Charley’s BBQ, 812 W. Har- Denture Denture vard Ave., Roseburg. Open mic jam November session weekly on Tuesdays with Dou- $$825825 $$299299 glas County duo Moonglow. 541-957- VETERANS REMEMBRANCE - Nov. 11th 1786. Premium Basic Receive a EVENTS Partial Partial December CHILI PEPPER READERS — 5:30 FREE CANYONVILLE p.m., Douglas County Library, 1409 $$875875 $$399399 CHRISTMAS TREE N.E. Diamond Lake Blvd., Roseburg. “We’ll help you decide EXAM LIGHTING - 1st Friday Book club will discuss titles featuring what is right for you” with this ad women physicians and a touch of romance. Refreshments served, no registration required. 541-957-4774. Artistic Denture Center BOOK SIGNING AND CONCERT — 7:30 p.m., Mariachi Loco, 719 S.E. 696 NE Winchester St. • Roseburg • 541.673.2724 All events subject to change or cancellation without prior notice. Page 6, The News-Review CALENDAR Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 22, 2011

CONTINUED FROM PAGE 5 541-866-2474. Seniors Inc. Paper only. $10 or $15. Hank Schmidt. 541-445-2802. tening and dancing enjoyment. Coffee 541-459-3247 or 541-643-6488. EAGLES AERIE NO. 3508, 116 E. and cookies. No charge. 541-459- to his two-family system. This produc- Sunday, Sept. 25 TENMILE COMMUNITY CENTER — Second St., Sutherlin. Doors open, 4 1863. tion continues its run on Fridays 2011 OKTOBERFEST — 11 a.m. to 4 7 to 9 p.m., 2119 Tenmile Valley Road, p.m.; sign-ups, 5 p.m.; bingo, 6 p.m. OREGON OLD TIME FIDDLERS DIS- through Sundays to Oct. 9. Tickets are p.m., The Wolf Creek Inn, 100 Front Tenmile. Last Saturday of every Soft-back bingo, numbers stay at 57, TRICT #10 — Second Saturdays, 1 to 4 $10 for adults and $5 for children. Tick- St., Wolf Creek. Authentic German month. Cost is 25 cents a card per progressive blackout raises $10 per p.m. VFW Hall Post 2468, 1127 Walnut ets are available at Hanson Jewelers, food, beer garden, live German and game. Refreshments served. 541-679- week, and surprise games. Proceeds St., Roseburg. Jam, dancing and vari- While Away Books, My Coffee or at the American music, vendors. $2. Food 5397. go to charity. 541-459-9154. ety show. Public invited, no charge. UACT box office in the Betty Long available for purchase. Free parking. SUNDAY MYRTLE CREEK ELKS LODGE NO. Donations accepted. 541-672-6929. Unruh Theatre. 541-673-2125. 541-866-2474. LOWER UMPQUA SENIOR CENTER, 1943, 106 E. Main St. 6:30 p.m. 541- EXPRESS — Sec- 460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport, senior 863-1943. ond Saturdays, 1 p.m. to 4 p.m., Sutherlin EVENTS bingo, 1 p.m. 541-271-4884. Senior Center, 202 E. Central Ave., Suther- DOUBLE BOOK SIGNING — 12 to 2 BINGO MONDAY lin. Senior dance. Coffee is free. Dona- p.m., Joe Monkey Restaurant, 500 S.E. ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 tions accepted. 541-672-3160. Cass Ave., Roseburg. Author Elizabeth W. Madrone St. 1 to 3 p.m. Penny DANCES bingo. Seniors 50 and older only. 541- Gerlach King and illustrator Kim Miller All bingo games listed below are DANCE DANCE CLASSES sign their children’s book, “Apples for 679-9602. open to the public. Bingo is played WINSTON VFW — 1 and 7 p.m., MONDAY Cheyenne,” and Eileen Miller signs her every week except where otherwise FRIDAY BELLY DANCE CLASS — 6:30 p.m., book, “Behind the Pictures, Autism: VFW Post 9745, 570 Douglas Ave., CYCLONE 2.0: TEEN DANCE — noted. Please call ahead if the date is Winston. Members and public wel- Mystical Oasis, 102 E. Central Ave., Strategies for Change,” companion to near a holiday. Every Friday, 7 to 11:30 p.m., Rose- come. 541-679-4090. burg Armory, 111 N.W. General Ave., Sutherlin. All levels welcome. $25 her “The Girl Who Spoke with Pic- monthly or $8 per class. 541-459- tures.” Also an open house for fami- Roseburg. Nonprofit dance club offers FRIDAY TUESDAY 7745. lies, and others interested in WINSTON-DILLARD SENIORS, teens and young adults a place to SENIOR BINGO AT ARBY’S, Rose- dance and hang out under the supervi- autism. Autistic artist Kim Miller’ art- WINSTON COMMUNITY CENTER, 440 TUESDAY work will be shown. Wine tasting. 541- burg, 9:30 a.m. Free. 541-672-1325. sion of adults. $5 cover. Food and Grape Ave. 1 p.m. 541-679-9244 or ROSEBURG ELKS LODGE, 749 S.E. LINE DANCE CLASS — 1 p.m. every 679-5444. 541-679-9715. drinks sold. 541-784-8488. Jackson St., 6 p.m. early bird and 6:30 SCOTTISH AND ENGLISH COUNTRY Tuesday. Lower Umpqua Senior Center, EAGLES AUXILIARY NO. 3508, 116 p.m. regular bingo. Proceeds from 460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport. 541- E. Second St., Sutherlin. Doors open at DANCING — Every Friday, 7 p.m., Dou- event go to Elks charities and other glas County Celtic Dancers, Roseburg 271-4884. OUTSIDEOUT DOUGLAS OF TOWN COUNTY 4 p.m.; sign-ups, 5 p.m.; bingo, 6 p.m. community functions. 541-672-4455. BELLY DANCE CLASS — 7 p.m., Soft-back bingo, progressive blackout VA Medical Center, 913 N.W. Garden Valley Blvd., Auditorium, Building 16. Mystical Oasis, 102 E. Central Ave., and surprise games. Proceeds go to WEDNESDAY charity. 541-459-9154. Free admission. No experience or part- Sutherlin. Beginners only. $25 monthly Friday, Sept. 23 SENIOR BINGO AT ARBY’S, Rose- or $8 per class. 541-459-7745. 2011 OKTOBERFEST — 3 to 8 p.m., ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 ners necessary. Dances are taught. burg, 9:30 a.m. Prizes, samples, 541-672-5115. The Wolf Creek Inn, 100 Front St., W. Madrone St. Every Friday. Doors coupons. 541-784-9422. open at 6 p.m., bingo at 7 p.m. Age 18 ROSEBURG INTERNATIONAL FOLK WEDNESDAY Wolf Creek. Authentic German food, LOWER UMPQUA SENIOR CENTER, DANCERS — Second and fourth Fri- COUNTRY SWING LESSONS — 7 to beer garden, live German and Ameri- and older. Smoke-free. All paper 460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport. games. Progressive blackout. 541-672- days, 8 to 10 p.m. Roseburg VA Med- 9 p.m. every Wednesday, The Double R can music, vendors. $2. Food available Senior bingo, 1 p.m. 541-271-4884. ical Center, 913 N.W. Garden Valley Dance Hall and Saloon, 4550 Old High- for purchase. Free parking. 541-866- 5627. ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 GLIDE COMMUNITY CLUB, Glide Blvd., Auditorium, Building 16. Free way 99, Roseburg. Free lessons with 2474. W. Madrone St. Second, fourth and admission. No experience or partners instructors and Sylvia Paramo. Community Center, Highway 138. fifth Wednesdays, 1 p.m. Open to Doors open at 6:30 p.m. First game, 7 necessary. Dances are taught. 541- Call if you need a dance partner. 541- Saturday, Sept. 24 public ages 50 and older. 541-957- 672-0030 or 541-673-3001. 680-3623. p.m. 50 cents per card per game. 541- 1461. 2011 OKTOBERFEST — 11 a.m. to 8 496-3398. PIONEERS ‘N’ PETTICOATS p.m., The Wolf Creek Inn, 100 Front CAMAS VALLEY GRANGE NO. 521, SQUARE DANCE CLUB — Second Fri- East Camas Road, 1 p.m., fourth THURSDAY St., Wolf Creek. Authentic German SATURDAY days, mainstream level square dance LINE DANCE LESSONS — 7 to 9 food, beer garden, live German and Wednesdays following senior lunch. from 8 to 10:30 p.m., at the Myrtle SUTHERLIN SENIOR CENTER, 202 Proceeds benefit the Camas Valley p.m. every Thursday, The Double R American music, vendors. $2. Food E. Central Ave., 7 to 9:30 p.m. Building Creek Community Center, 425 N.W. Dance Hall and Saloon, 4550 Old High- available for purchase. Free parking. School Scholarship in honor of the late Second Ave., Myrtle Creek. Pre-rounds fund bingo. Sponsored by Sutherlin Hank Schmidt. 541-445-2802. way 99, Roseburg. Free lessons with begin at 7:30 p.m. All dancers wel- instructors Michael Paramo. Dance to EAGLES AERIE NO. 3508, 116 E. come. Claude Butler, cuer. 541-874- Second St., Sutherlin. Doors open, 4 blues, hip-hop, country and soul. 541- p.m.; sign-ups, 5 p.m.; bingo, 6 p.m. 3661. 680-3623. Soft-back bingo, numbers stay at 57, progressive blackout raises $10 per SATURDAY FRIDAY week, and surprise games. Proceeds BUCKEROO SQUARE DANCE CLUB LINE DANCE LESSONS — 7 to 9 SShanti’shanti’s — First and third Saturdays, main- go to charity. 541-459-9154. p.m. every Friday, The Double R Dance MYRTLE CREEK ELKS LODGE NO. stream level square dance at the Hall and Saloon, 4550 Old Highway 99, Indian Cuisine 1943, 106 E. Main St. 6:30 p.m. 541- Buckeroo Barn, 5051 N.E. Stephens Roseburg. Free lessons with instructor Lunch Buffet...... $8.99 863-1943. St., Roseburg, intermediate rounds, 7 Debbie Phillips. 541-679-9166. ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 p.m.; pre-rounds, 7:30; squares with every third tip plus, 8 to 10:30 p.m. All 11am-2:30pm W. Madrone St. Second, fourth and CALL FOR SCHEDULE fifth Wednesdays, 1 p.m. Open to pub- dancers welcome. Dale Roberson or Dinner Don Marshall, caller and Pat Hintz or SECONDHAND SQUARE — 594 • Monday-Thursday 5pm-8:30pm lic ages 50 and older. 541-957-1461. Canyonville/Riddle Road, Canyonville. Dinnerr CAMAS VALLEY GRANGE NO. 521, Neil Koozer, cuer. Bring finger foods to • Friday & Saturday 5pm-9:30pm share. $5 per person. 541-672-0964 or To encourage square dancing, a selec- East Camas Road, 1 p.m., fourth tion of used square dancing clothes 541-229-0177 • To-Go Orders Available - Call Ahead! Wednesdays following senior lunch. 541-672-9780. RETIRED RHYTHM ROUNDERS — and accessories for men, women and Exit 125 - Garden Valley Shopping Center - Near JCPenney Proceeds benefit the Camas Valley children are free for new dancers (two School Scholarship in honor of the late Second Saturdays, 1 to 4 p.m., Suther- lin Comstock Grange, 851 S. Com- years or less). 541-839-8570, 541- stock. A variety of music for your lis- 643-5733 or 541-680-5321. The Grand Victorian Role reversal for Heaton, Myrtle Creek former ‘Raymond’ co-star Medieval Mystery WWinterinter WWonderlandonderland NEW YORK (AP) — Patri- Heaton joked that she put Dinner Theatre EExtravaganzaxtravaganza cia Heaton and her former Romano in his place. “I made “” him run to craft services for “Th e Missing Princess” Dinner & Show co-star are experiencing a role me the way he used to make (A Comedy) December 8,9,10,11, 15,16,17,18 reversal on her new sitcom. me do on ‘Raymond.”’ October 7,8,9, guest stars in The episode flashes back to 14,15,16, 21,22,23 Th urs. - Sat. ~ 7pm • Sun. ~ 5pm Only $35 the season premiere of ABC’s a disastrous honeymoon camp- Fri. & Sat. ~ 7pm • Sun. ~ 5pm “The Middle,” airing Wednes- ing trip for Heaton’s character Only $35 day at 8 p.m. Eastern. Heaton Frankie and her husband, plays a wife and mom on the Mike. Romano plays Mike’s 828 N. 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Courtesy photo Roseburg Community Concert Association is trying something new with its 2011-12 season opener by recruiting The Water Coolers, a New York-based cast of singer-comics that will poke fun at the American workplace. New-York based comedy troupe satirizes the workplace

DD BIXBY expect yet. Last week she wondered aloud if its grass fields. That’s because performances cover East Coast-office based humor would “reach the little frustrations and hiccups dealt with and The News-Review West of the Mississippi” where outdoor jobs vented about by everyone from the heartlands roadway actors yuck it up and are more standard. to high-rises. commiserate with the working “It looks like it might be something interest- “My favorite time is performing in smaller stiffs of the corporate world ing. This is not something that we’ve done towns, but people just go crazy for it no matter tonight as laughs and songs pour before ... over the years we’ve had some stage where we are,” he said from Gillette, Wyo., from comedy troupe The Water plays, but nothing particularly like this,” she last week. “The proverbial water cooler is sym- Coolers. said. bolic; it can be at work, but it can be what you The comedy in concert kicks off Hilgers said The Water Coolers act was talk about at the grocery store, too. We’ve been Bthe Roseburg Community Concert Associa- picked from a roster of entertainment possibili- performing small towns these past few weeks tion’s 68th season. The 2011-12 series boasts ties because its members were “a little unusual” and they’ve been going nuts for it.” six concerts, including tonight’s, that offer a and might appeal to a younger audience than Originally developed by husband-and-wife cornucopia of sounds. The lineup features the 40-and-older crowd that usually attends team Thomas Michael Allen and Sally Allen to musicians from guitarists to pianists, closing RCCA concerts. entertain at corporate meetings, The Water with a flamenco music and dance group. Water Coolers entertainers are used to win- Coolers debuted in 2000 and opened an Off- The New York-based Water Coolers is a new ning over rural audiences though, according to Broadway version in 2002. Since then, the shtick for RCCA — so new that 37-year board cast member Peter Brown. He said the material member Helen Hilgers doesn’t know what to transcends the divide between concrete and Please see JOB,page 9 Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 22, 2011ON THE COVER The News-Review, Page 9

is a combination of original incorporated and parodies use auditorium seats more than Job songs and parody. The group If you go... more than just original 1,000 and Hilgers said tickets has been touted as a zany melodies. One such tune is are always available at the CONTINUED FROM PAGE 8 mélange of Dilbert and the tel- WHAT: The Water Coolers, about people’s addiction to door. evision shows “Saturday Night opening performance of Rose- BlackBerry smartphones, done Brown declined to give comedy company has added Live,” “” and “Sein- burg Community Concert Asso- to “Proud Mary.” away any of the jokes during several traveling teams to its field.” ciation’s 68th season “So if you’re doing ‘Proud the interview, but said material menu. But there are differences, WHEN: 7 tonight Mary,’ you’ve got to do the is easily accessible. Brown, 42, has performed Brown said. WHERE: Jacoby Auditorium, Tina Turner choreography,” “People will come in in with The Water Coolers for “We’re just as funny, but 1140 Umpqua College Road, Brown said. groups and you can literally nine years and is part of a per- we’re never cynical about the Winchester Brown said that although the see them looking at their former lineup that rotates top- work experience. People have COST: $25 for adults, $10 for show is in step with adult friends and saying, ‘That’s notch actors as they get gigs students; available at the door a list of frustrations that they or online at experiences in the workplace, you,’” he said. “People just eat on other have to do at work, but they http://tickets.umpqua.edu the family-friendly show this show up.” stages. Two actors just left to get it done and at the end of INFORMATION: 541-672-3347 draws a fair number of chil- join the casts of Broadway the day the go home and the or roseburgcommunitycon- dren, too. • You can reach reporter DD musical hits “Wicked” and next day they do it again,” he certs.org Hilgers said typically 700 Bixby at 957-4218 or by email “Jersey Boys.” said. people attend the Thursday at [email protected]. Brown said their repertoire Audience participation is evening RCCA concerts. The Disney to build ‘Avatar’ attraction in theme parks GLENDALE, Calif. (AP) — many millions more from home Disney CEO Bob Iger said The Walt Disney Co. said Tues- video sales. the long-term agreement day that it has agreed on an News Corp.’s Twentieth Cen- includes the possible expansion exclusive deal to build attrac- tury Fox, the studio that distrib- of “Avatar” to Disney’s other tions based on James uted “Avatar,” also is a partner parks worldwide, but there are Cameron’s “Avatar” at its in the theme park and will dis- no immediate plans to do that. theme parks, starting with Ani- tribute the next two . Cameron, his company, mal Kingdom in Orlando, Fla. It’s not unusual for Disney to Lightstorm Entertainment, and The first “Avatar” land, partner on projects that weren’t producing partner Jon Landau which begins construction in produced at its own studio. It will not get a cut of theme park 2013 and is expected to open opened an “Indiana Jones” ticket revenues. But they will about three years later, is to be attraction at Disneyland in help develop the area under a an immersive experience in a 1995 in partnership with Lucas- licensing deal that includes roy- land spanning several acres. It film even though the film was alties on food and beverage will cost around $400 million. distributed by rival studio Para- sales, Staggs said. The area Tom Staggs, Disney’s chair- mount, which is owned by Via- should help create thousands of man of parks and resorts, said com Inc. jobs, he added. the land would be similar in scope to Cars Land, a 12-acre area based on the town of Radi- (: ALL SMILES :) ator Springs in Disney/Pixar’s The Associated Press “Cars” movies. Cars Land is to open next summer at Robert Iger, president and CEO of the Walt Disney Compa- CCheckheck usus Adventure Park in Anaheim. ny, right, and filmmaker James Cameron are seen Tuesday ooutut oonline!nline! Cameron said the attractions announcing plans to open an Avatar-themed land, first at Ani- based on the top-grossing film mal Kindgom at Walt Disney World in Florida, at a news con- of all time would bring the ference at Disney Imagineering in Glendale, Calif. lush, bioluminescent planet of Pandora to life and would to bring this world to life and films and elements that aren’t include animatronics and 3-D get you to wander in it and see included in any of the films. and holographic technology. things you didn’t see in either The first installment of wwww.cascadedenturecenter.comww.cascadedenturecenter.com Fans of the film have said in the first film or the subse- “Avatar” was a 3-D movie When experience matters most! they wanted to visit Pandora, quent two.” about a race of blue-skinned he said. 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The Roseburg resi- The paths the two dren, Jeffrey and Pam — flee She awakens in a bed with dent writes thought-provoking families follow show as the sludge works the farm wife hovering over letters that are praised by some the meticulous research its way into the Great Lakes. her, reinforcing her belief that and raise the hackles of others. of the author. The dia- Two families unknown to each there are kind people left in the Whether you agree with her logue throughout the other are on a collision course angry world disintegrating premise or not, you have to book demonstrates the headed for safety in the around them. admit she creates discussion. skill of the writer. wilderness. Each family will Each of the families seeks And isn’t that what democracy The book opens on undergo horrific trials, all the refuge in Wyoming, not yet is all about? Aug. 10, 1994, when time skirting areas where the knowing each other. In the Her third book, “Purple Hank Dalton, an electri- military would herd them into epilogue, the remaining mem- Mountains Majesty,” is cian, has been sent to a concentration camps. bers survive the ordeal togeth- designed to do exactly that — job on the waterfront in The fugitives have to resort er in the Wyoming wilderness. create discussion. It’s hoped San Pedro, Calif. The to stealing to survive. One Their isolation has an impact that those discussions will pro- Los Angeles smog is incident involves the Daltons on their future, when news is duce a solution while we can burning his eyes. The trying to steal Utah car license released about the status of the still see the purple mountains sea air breezes of the plates to get through military monster sludge and its accom- majesty of this vital nation. Purple Mountains Majesty port city should give him checkpoints and not be detect- panying ecological disaster. The book is a fictional account some relief. Instead, he ed as Californians. The scene This year’s insane world- of an all-too-real scenario: By Sheila Lawrence Publish America and his co-workers are ends fatally when the car wide weather patterns make global warming. sickened by the putrid owner shoots at the fleeing “Purple Mountains Majesty” a The in 1993 Quality Paperback $27.98 smell coming from the camper. tale that is not all that far- neglected sludge beds of shipping lanes of the busy It is a time when survival fetched. chemical and sewage involves two families — one port. means one turning against along the Pacific and Atlantic fleeing the disaster on the West In that chapter Lawrence another. There is human kind- Bill Duncan can be reached coasts, creating an ecological Coast and the other fleeing introduces Dalton’s family — ness shown in the book when at [email protected] or disaster. from Chicago, both trying to his wife, Bunny, their son and the Daltons run out of gas and by writing to P.O. 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It plays out Sure, it helps if you’re a fan in starts and stops, and then all of a sudden, we’re in the midst of the team’s historic 20-game Moneyball win streak. Rated PG-13 HHH Perhaps this is a product of of four the script’s development in pieces, with Zaillian starting it, of the sport and if you’ve read Steven Soderbergh (who initial- Michael Lewis’ breezy and ly was set to direct) revising it engaging best-seller “Money- and Sorkin submitting the final ball: The Art of Winning an draft. Whatever the cause, the Unfair Game.” Sabermetrics — end result often feels disjointed. the process of applying statisti- A subplot involving Beane’s cal formulas, rather than on- The Associated Press daughter, which wasn’t part of the book, also seems like a field appearance and general Brad Pitt, left, and Jonah Hill are shown in a scene from “Moneyball.” makeup, to determine a player’s wedged-in device to humanize worth — wouldn’t seem like an most important thing, he rea- too, as Brand: the perfect foil arcania than movie nerds, it’s him. And ultimately it seems inherently cinematic topic. But soned, is getting on base. And for a force of nature like Beane. baseball nerds. But more funda- odd to romanticize this figure who sought to strip the sport of Lewis made lesser-known guys some of the players who get on Halting and almost humorless, mentally, there’s a problem with base most often happen to be Hill ultimately finds the quiet the pacing in director Bennett its long-held romanticism. like Scott Hatteberg and Chad But like the A’s themselves at Bradford leap off the page. And undervalued, perhaps older or a confidence in this character, and Miller’s film. little banged-up, and they come he and Pitt bounce off each Miller’s feature debut was this time, “Moneyball” has the cajoling patter from Billy enough unlikely pieces that do Beane, the Oakland A’s general at bargain prices — which is other beautifully. The scenes in “Capote,” which earned Philip crucial when you’ve got a frac- which they banter represent the Seymour Hoffman a best- work — and it generates manager who pioneered this enough underdog goodwill — experimental philosophy, would tion of the payroll of big-market best “Moneyball” has to offer. Oscar (and Hoffman shows up teams. Yes, they’re talking about here in a barely developed role to make you want to stick seem tailor-made for screen- around for the final out. writer Aaron Sorkin, who co- As he ventures into this brave baseball, but the intelligence of wrote the script along with fel- new world at the start of the their interactions and the bond low veteran scribe Steven Zail- 2002 season, having lost in ago- they forge transcend sport. And lian. nizing fashion to the New York watching them upend a bastion Still, what’s most pleasing Yankees in the 2001 post-sea- of American culture can be CALENDAR OF EVENTS about the film doesn’t really son, his trusty sidekick is Peter thrilling. have to do with baseball. Brand, a 25-year-old Yale eco- Similarly, though, the things As Beane, Brad Pitt is at his nomics graduate and follower that are wrong with the movie charismatic best — a little of sabermetrics guru Bill James. have nothing to do with base- weary, a little weathered, but (The character is an amalgama- ball, either. Insiders and hard- that complexity only makes him tion of several young, up-and- core fans will probably find rea- October more appealing. He’s persistent coming baseball executives sons to nitpick, as is their wont; and persuasive as he tries to who subscribed to this belief). if there’s a group of people Jonah Hill is at his best here, more obsessed with details and On Main Street & Beyond! 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The Benefi t: Umpqua Valley Christian Schools Page 12, The News-Review CALENDAR Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 22, 2011 Cowell back on TV with ‘X Factor,’ hopes of a hit LOS ANGELES (AP) — missing what’s missing, and this opens Simon Cowell, a man who those who the door for that.” thinks big, is picturing his new question the — THE OLD FLAME: singing contest “The X Factor” wisdom of Abdul, the singer-dancer and as America’s No. 1 series. giving a $5 former “American Idol” judge The British music industry million prize whose on- and off-screen executive, TV star and producer along with a adventures and off-kilter chem- wants to prove that the U.K. record con- istry with Cowell make her a and international TV hit can tract to a predictable component of the play on what he considers the winner who show’s promised unpredictabili- world’s top stage, America. is likely ty. For Fox, home of “The X unused to “It’s nice to be back in a Factor” and Cowell’s former such a wind- demented relationship. It’s like stomping ground “American fall. “It’s home,” Abdul says fondly of Idol,” his new show offers the patronizing reuniting with her old sparring chance to extend to the fall sea- that middle partner and now boss. He’s son the ratings domination reli- The Associated Press class and turned into a “pussy cat,” she ably provided by veteran “The X Factor” judges, from left, , Simon Cowell, Paula wealthy peo- contends, but knows the kind of “American Idol” from January Abdul and L.A. Reid pose with host Steve Jones at a world premiere screening ple say that insights that will really score to May. The test starts this week event for the new television series last week in Los Angeles. anyone who points. with the debut of “X Factor” at hasn’t got “This is a real reality show, 8-10 p.m. EDT Wednesday and and over the next few months self, of course. Could he have a money can’t and you are going to get a real Thursday. Joining Cowell as we’re going to throw everything blockbuster in store? Roll cred- have it. I love the idea.” inside view without manipula- judges are Antonio “L.A.” Reid, at this to make this the best its for “The X Factor” and let — THE BUDDY: Reid, the tion. ... You are going to see Paula Abdul and Nicole show on TV,” Cowell says. the public vote. elegant, Grammy-winning pro- ‘what you see is what you get’ Scherzinger. British TV person- Like a movie producer with — THE STAR: Cowell, a ducer and executive who has and the good, the bad and the ality Steve Jones is the host. his eye on a box-office hit, proven brand with “American helped guide Usher, Justin ugly, and I think it’s a show that The goal is never “the silver Cowell has attempted to fashion Idol” and the role model for Bieber and Mariah Carey, and is really gets behind the scenes as medal. You want to be No. 1, the ideal cast — featuring him- every other talent show’s smart now dedicated to helping Cow- well,” she says. but rudely blunt British judge. ell find voices that will dazzle Music to Cowell’s ears. But He’s a gunslinger, ready to and invigorate the music indus- he was sold on Abdul, he says, shoot down the off-key and the try. Reid is nobody’s second fid- when she showed up to discuss annoying, and make the world dle but knows how to keep joining “X Factor” and was fit, safe for his brand of hit pop leading man Cowell in the spot- healthy, informed and “didn’t music and performers, whether light. He knew the Brit was a rely on the existing relation- that’s Leona Lewis or Susan “superstar” at their first ship.” Boyle. On screen, he can be encounter. 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So although it’s not its website Wednesday both in English and in Spanish. exactly my story, it’s any girl that it has “decided to call But with her new English that is looking for something, it a day as a band.” album, “Miss Little Havana,” that has dreams and aspirations, The group composed of the Cuban star reveals a side and of course sometimes the singer Michael Stipe, gui- she had yet not explored with men get in the way, because tarist Peter Buck and the tone of her voice — one of you’re looking for love and bassist Mike Mills great sensuality. She attributes sometimes you hook up with released its debut album her newest producer Pharrell, the wrong one —I’ve been “Murmur” in 1983. Drum- who has created hits for the lucky that I didn’t. mer Bill Berry was also in likes of Madonna, Britney AP: What is your secret? the band but left the group Spears, Justin Timberlake, Jay- The Associated Press Any advice for couples that are in 1997. Z and more, with helping bring Singer Gloria Estefan is interviewed in New York recently. just starting? The message online said out her sexier side on the Latin Estefan attributes her producer Pharrell with helping to bring ESTEFAN:I always tell the band members “walk dance album. out her sexier side in her new English album, “Miss Little girls, “Keep shaving your legs” away with a great sense of “I am indeed, much more Havana.” (laughs). You know, because no gratitude, of finality, and comfortable in my own skin,” matter how much time you’re of astonishment at all we said Estefan, 54, in a recent tle Havana” tell a story. It may couple of songs where they are with someone, your husband is have accomplished.” interview with The Associated even work as a movie or a back together and then at the still your lover and is still the The group gained a Press. Broadway musical. Did you end she realizes he’s still a dog person that you want to be great amount of its suc- “I think women, as we get conceive it this way? (laughs) ... It was fun to do. attractive for. It’s not like you cess in the 1990s. It older, we can just let go of a lot ESTEFAN: Oddly enough, AP: Would you consider tak- have to be made up every day, released back-to-back of things,” added the artist, who when we were writing, we did ing it to the big screen or the- but the little things that show gained fame in the 1980s as the multiplatinum albums and not set any kind of parameters, ater? your partner that you’re still had hits like “Losing My lead singer of the Miami Sound we were just feeling out how ESTEFAN: I would consid- engaged, that you still care how Religion” and “Everybody Machine. “I just have felt better each one works, and that’s a er anything that’s a creative and they think of you, and it goes Hurts.” and better through the years.” very intimate process. But it wonderful project. It wasn’t both ways. I think that if each The first nine songs in “Miss wasn’t until we finished writing planned to be that way but Their last album, “Col- one thinks about the other one, lapse into Now,” was Little Havana,” written or co- the nine songs ... (that) I told some of the best things in life then you’re both taken care of. written by Pharrell and sprin- Pharrell, “Pharrell, there’s a happen naturally. I don’t like to released in March. kled with Spanish, tell the story story here.” I put the order of force things and when things of a young girl who arrives in the album actually together to happen naturally that means Miami from Cuba in search of emphasize that story ... (and) that all the energies are kind of Affordable Integrative Medicine a new life, and finds her heart then, he didn’t know I did this, getting together to push you in broken after she hooks up with but I picked three little ... phone that direction. So I definitely Dr. Darryl George the wrong guy. Not her story, messages (I got from Pharrell) would love to do something says Estefan, whose first and after one of the songs, and I like that if possible. only boyfriend has been her thought, “I’m going to empha- AP: You have said you are husband, Emilio, the ex-leader size even more this thing.” ... not Miss Little Havana. Who is of the Sound Machine and pro- Miss Little Havana tells the Miss Little Havana? ducer. He produced four songs story of who she is, then she ESTEFAN: Miss Little on the album, which comes out hooks up with an ex on the Havana is a typical story of any on Tuesday, exclusively at Tar- dance floor, he calls her — young girl that has dreams, that Accepting get. It is her first in English “Come let’s party” — you get a wants to break out and be free. ARY CARE since 2003’s “.” PPRIMARYRIM CARE AP: What took you so long? 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(AP) less as the songs he roots as a jazz singer influ- — Country music’s most Tsings on “ II,” enced by Billie Holiday and famous alley — a gritty monu- which should put him back on ment to the earthy sounds all Dinah Washington, her warm around it — is getting a the charts for a remarkable voice expressing pain mixed seventh straight decade. His facelift. with beauty as she glides The block-long alley is 2006 Grammy-winning through and stretches her “Duets: An American Classic” between the historic Ryman lines. Auditorium and Nashville’s was weighted toward baby Michael Buble and k.d. lang raucous honky-tonks, where boomer superstars (Barbra are the only holdovers from well-fortified patrons are urged Streisand, Paul McCartney, the first “Duets” CD: Buble to “holler and swaller.” Elton John, Stevie Wonder), effortlessly swings though Now it’s a place often lit- but its sequel finds him reach- Duke Ellington’s “Don’t Get tered with gray trash cans and ing out to a new generation of Around Much Anymore” and cardboard boxes piled atop singers: , Carrie lang tenderly embraces “Blue each other. Grand Ole Opry Underwood, John Mayer and Velvet.” Other highlights performers used to walk out Amy Winehouse in her last include Mayer and Bennett the Opry’s side door, cross the studio recording, with more playfully bantering in a ver- alley and slip in the back door moments of spontaneity. sion of “One For My Baby at Tootsie’s Orchid Lounge, Nashville’s legendary honky - Bennett wisely does not (And One More For the treat the Great American tonk. Road)” that’s more upbeat and “It’s the most famous 37 Songbook as a museum piece, less melancholic than Sina- which serves him well on the steps in that alley,” says Jim tra’s; Norah Jones gorgeously Tony Bennett, “Duets II” (RPM/Columbia Records) “The Governor” Hill, Tootsie’s opening duet with a flirtatious singing in just above a whis- Gaga on the Rodgers and Hart general manager. “Tootsie’s per on “Speak Low”; Mariah ror his relaxed style such as tence on doing each of the 17 was the ‘green room’ for the tune “The Lady Is a Tramp,” Carey showing unusual Willie Nelson, who also tracks live in the studio with Ryman.” with a brassy big band swing restraint on “When Do the throws in a solo in “On his partner rather than by The alley work, which will arrangement. Bennett chuck- Bells Ring For Me,” and the Sunny Side of the Street.” exchanging digital files, mak- cost the city an estimated les as a sassy Gaga alters the Aretha Franklin pushing Ben- Underwood (“It Had to Be ing the performances more $300,000, is expected to take lyrics (“This chick is a nett to a rousing climax on You”) and Faith Hill (“The intimate and spontaneous. At up to six months. tramp”), affects a Brooklyn “How Do You Keep the Music Way You Look Tonight”) 85, Bennett remains a hip role “The alley is a Nashville accent, throws in updated ref- Playing.” show a new side as they avoid model able to bring out the treasure,” said Veronica Fra- erences to the Yankees, and Bennett, who had an early country stylings and use their best in his colleagues without zier with the Metro Public even scats briefly, but in the Works Department. “You can 1950s hit with Hank lovely voices to sing standard compromising his standards. end she leaves no doubt about walk in the footsteps where Williams’ “Cold, Cold Heart,” ballads. CHECK THIS TRACK her impressive vocal chops. Hank (Williams) did.” also seems particularly at ease The success of “Duets II” is OUT: On “Body and Soul,” The mood turns somber on A local group has led the with country singers who mir- due in part to Bennett’s insis- Winehouse delivers a heart- “Body and Soul,” a poignant effort, which will felt, uncompromisingly honest include work on storm and performance as she sings sanitary sewers, electrical con- lyrics from 1930 that speak to duits and refinishing the sur- the sadness in her life (“My face. NNowow ServingServing a life’s a wreck, you’re mak- “We want to celebrate the ing”), a touching reminder of historical, cultural feel of the a gifted talent gone too soon. alley,” said Shawn Henry, an attorney who is chairman of NNEWEW GGlutenluten the makeover group. “We’re mindful to upgrade it but want it to stay vibrant.” Reverse Mortgage The 119-year-old Ryman FFreeree MMenu!enu! was home to the Opry from Expert 1943 to 1974, when it moved to a new location east of downtown. 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The letter was dated in 1850, and the following CBS, 8.22 million. — J.L., Jacksonville, Fla. 1851. I can’t make out the year it was decided an institu- 17. “NCIS: Los Angeles” A: I have heard of it, but I name of the college. Although tion for women was needed. (Tuesday, 10 p.m.), CBS, 8.16 have never seen one. The Flyer her handwriting is impeccable, Barleywood, also informally million. was built by Flyer Motor Car Mr. Know-It-All the paper has many dark spots. known as Rochester Female 18. “The Mentalist,” CBS, Co. in Mount Clemens, Mich., The name looks like Buckley- College, opened in 1852. 7.96 million. from 1913 to 1914. It was a of poetry published in the mid- weed. Can you name the col- By 1853, the women’s col- 1800s. In the book was a letter lege for me? lege ran into financial troubles 19. “ 13” small car with a wheelbase of (Wednesday), CBS, 7.78 mil- 100 inches. Its Monobloc 4- written by a young lady. She —D.J.L., Corpus Christi, and was forced to close. Over lion. cylinder, water-cooled motor wrote that she was excited Texas the years, several unsuccessful about going away to college A: I’m thinking she may attempts were made to reopen 20. “” (Thursday), had a die-cast aluminum jack- ABC, 6.83 million. et, or outer housing. and was the first female in the have attended Barleywood the college or start a new Q: At a yard sale I bought a family to do so, and possibly Female University, a short- female-only college. In 1898, —Associated Press box of books, including a book the first female in the commu- lived women’s college in the University of Rochester nity to seek an advanced edu- Rochester, N.Y., that was asso- became fully coeducational. Page 16, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 22, 2011 FRIDAY AFTERNOON, SEPTEMBER 23

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(N) ’ Å News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Charlie Barney & Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat WordWorld Å Wild Kratts Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Biz Kid$ ’ Å Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Rose Å Friends Å Dog Kid ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) “Tazzy Chris” (DVS) (DVS) Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC Celebrating the One Life to Live John admits Anthony makes a Judge Joe Judge Joe Judge Judy (N) Judge Judy (N) News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI families of Pine Valley. ’ something to Bo. (N) ’ Å decision. (N) Å Brown (N) ’ Brown (N) ’ ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court (N) Å Divorce Court Judge Alex (N) Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent TMZ (N) ’ Å Access Hol- Anderson Jerry Seinfeld and wife, The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU (N) ’ Å ’ Å Detectives investigate a family. Hunt for a con man’s killer. ’ lywood (N) ’ Jessica. ’ Å Action 4 Life ASI Video Tiny Tots for Kids Time Tiny Tots for Kids Time Variety Puppet Parade Breath of Life Å Hope in Motion It Is Written Å 30/IND 21 Magazine Jesus Jesus 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old How I Met Your Friends ’ Å Frasier ’ Å According to “Jack- Friends ’ Å Scrubs ’ Å The Offi ce Å 13 11 KLSR Christine Mother Jim ’ Å Tor” ’ ’ Å ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show Stretching Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice: Swift Justice: The Doctors Mothers rediscover their The Ellen DeGeneres Show Jamie KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW a budget. (N) Å Jackie Glass Jackie Glass sex appeal. (N) Foxx; Dr. Drew Pinsky. Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Watercolor Rachel’s Favor- Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Wonders of the 7 KOAC Workshop ite Food Friends Å ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) “Tazzy Chris” Company Ruffman West ’ The BAU must profi le Criminal Minds “True Night” Search Dog the Bounty Dog the Bounty CSI: Miami Unlocking the secrets of a The Sopranos Mistaken identity’s Criminal Minds “” A Criminal Minds A&E 24 23 Gideon. ’ Å for a serial killer. ’ Hunter Hunter man’s mind. Å ramifi cations. ’ Å prolifi c serial killer. Å Å ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing 8 Rules 8 Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Secret Life of American Teen Funny Videos (11:00) “Secret Window”››‡ “The Juror”››‡ (1996, Suspense) Demi Moore, , Joseph Gordon-Levitt. A hit man is “Single White Female”››‡ (1992) Bridget Fonda, Jennifer Jason Leigh. Premiere. A woman “Stigmata”›‡ AMC 68 24 (2004) Å sent to sway a woman’s vote in a murder trial. Å develops a deadly fi xation on her female roommate. ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Detroit ’ Å Animal Cops Houston Å K-9 Cops “Rookies” ’ Å I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å River Monsters: Unhooked ’ Monsters BRAVO 62 46 The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Rachel Zoe Project Å The Rachel Zoe Project Å The Rachel Zoe Project Å Most Eligible Dallas Most Eligible CNBC 65 (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Option Action Money in Mot. Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Mexico’s Drug War Amer. Greed CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 (11:57) “Shaun of the Dead”››› (2004) Simon Pegg. Å (1:59) Scrubs (:29) Scrubs Com. Central (:26) Futurama Futurama ’ (:28) Tosh.0 Always Sunny South Park Daily Show CW 12 14 TBA Cops Å TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å Lifechangers Meet, Browns Meet, Browns ’70s Show ’70s Show ’Til Death ’ Biker Build-Off Marcus Walz and Circus and American Chopper Paul Sr. American Chopper An - Man vs. Wild “Western Pacifi c” ’ Å Man vs. Wild Traversing an ice cap Man vs. Wild DISC 34 30 Michael Prugh battle. ’ Woodstock bikes. ’ Å promotes his new book. Å themed chopper. Å during a blizzard. ’ ’ Å “Cars”››› (2006) Voices of Owen Wilson. Animated. A race car gets Phineas and Phineas and Fish Hooks Å The Suite Life Wizards of Wizards of Phineas and A.N.T. Farm Shake It Up! Å DISN 37 21 stranded in a town along Route 66. Å Ferb Å Ferb Å on Deck Waverly Place Waverly Place Ferb Å “replicANT” E! 57 25 E! News The E! True Hollywood Story 20 Best and Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgery Stories E! Investigates: Designer’s E!: Fatal Teen Triangle E! Special Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) (Live) Å Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å College Foot- College Football Central Florida at BYU. (N) (Live) ESPN 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) ball Live (N) ESPN2 27 49 NASCAR Racing Rome/Burning SportsNation (N) Å NFL32 (N) (Live) NFL Kickoff (N) (Live) High School Football FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Home Cooking Down Home Contessa Giada Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Contessa Home Cooking Iron Chef Am. FX 31 45 (11:00) “Snakes on a Plane” “XXX: State of the Union”›› (2005) Ice Cube, Willem Dafoe. How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Two/Half Men (11:30) “Blood ”››› (1983, Drama) Robert Blake, Cotter Smith, Edward Albert. Jimmy Hoffa and Robert “Popeye Doyle”››‡ (1986, Crime Drama) Ed O’Neill. New York detectives “Hoffa”››› (1992) Jack Nicholson. Corruption taints FXM 44 Kennedy fi ght a decade-long battle. Å link call girl’s OD to Mideast power play. Å Teamsters union boss Jimmy Hoffa. HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Confi dential Designers HGTV’d Å Novogratz Novogratz Dina’s Party Dina’s Party Donna Dec Donna Dec My First Place HIST 41 34 “Night” Lost Worlds “The Pagans” Nazi America: A Secret History Å Lost Worlds Å Secret Access: Air Force One Marvels HLMRK 87 Petkeeping Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Furlough” The Waltons “The Medal” The Waltons Å Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 How I Met How I Met Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Medical Medical Cold Case Files ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Mysteries MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 Teen Mom “Pros & Cons” ’ Å Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Dog Whisperer Jurassic C.S.I. 4REAL Å 4REAL Å Unlikely Animal Friends 2 Dog Whisperer Jurassic C.S.I. “Inside T.rex” 4REAL (N) ’ NICK 71 39 Max & Ruby Max & Ruby SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Fanboy-Chum Bucket SpongeBob iCarly Å iCarly “iOMG” SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 (11:30) “Pretty in Pink”››› (1986) Å “A Lot Like Love”››‡ (2005) Ashton Kutcher. Å “The Karate Kid Part III”›› (1989, Drama) Ralph Macchio. Å Freaky Friday Maloof Money Cup TEVA Mountain Games Å The Dan Patrick Show (N) World Poker Tour: Season 9 College Foot- Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Texas Rangers. (N ROOT 38 99 ball Preview Pregame (Live) Subject to Blackout) (Live) SPEED 58 53 The Car Show “Road Trip” Barrett-Jackson Automobile Auction From the Arena at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas, Nevada. (N) (Live) SPIKE 69 38 Gangland ’ (:24) Gangland ’ Å (:31) Gangland ’ Å (:38) Gangland ’ Å (:45) Gangland Sons of Silence. ’ Å (4:52) Gangland ’ Å (:02) Gangland SYFY 43 40 First Wave “Requiem” Å “Hydra”›› (2009, Horror) George Stults, Polly Shannon. “Cerberus” (2005) Greg Evigan, Garret Sato. Å “Troy”››› (2004) Brad Pitt, Eric Bana. Å House of Payne Meet the American My Name Is Everybody- Everybody- According to Everybody- Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å The King of TBS 33 10 Browns Dad Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Raymond Jim ’ Å Raymond Queens Å (10:30) “The “Soldiers Three”››‡ (1951, Adventure) Stewart (:15) “ at Scourie”››› (1953) Greer Garson. An interfaith adop- Some of the Best MGM productions. “King Solomon’s Mines”›››‡ (1950, Adventure) TCM 51 26 Miniver Story” Granger, Walter Pidgeon, David Niven. tion raises ire in a Canadian town. Å Deborah Kerr, Stewart Granger. Å TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Jessica” A Baby Story Baby’s First Rm-Multiples What Not to Wear “Alicia M.” Four Weddings ’ Å ’ Å LA Ink Å TNT 36 42 Las Vegas “Hide and Sneak” Las Vegas ’ Å Cold Case “8:03 AM” Å The Closer “The Butler Did It” Law & Order Å (DVS) Law & Order “Maritime” ’ Law & Order TOON 63 33 ’ Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Advent. Time MAD Batman: Brave TRVL 59 48 Tastiest Tastiest Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Carnivore Carnivore Bourdain: No Reservations Weird Travels TVLND 53 28 All in Family (:36) Bonanza (:44) Bonanza “Dead Wrong” (2:52) Bonanza “Old Friends” Bonanza Jeffersons (:43) Sanford & Son Å Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims NCIS “Boxed In” Tony and Ziva NCIS “Dead Man Walking” A Navy NCIS “Decep- USA 45 15 Unit “Sophomore Jinx” Å Unit “Hysteria” ’ Å Unit A judge is murdered. ’ Unit “Limitations” ’ Å become trapped. Å lieutenant is poisoned. tion” Å VS. 47 422 Wild Skies Expedition Whitetail Hunting TV Winchester North-Alaska NBC Sports Talk (N) Game On! Dangerous Elk Fever Buck Stops Gun It WE 185 120 “Sleeping With the Enemy” Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed ’ Å Charmed “Dead Man Dating” Frasier Å Frasier Å Frasier Å WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Cheers Å Cheers Å Mad Abt. You Mad Abt. You Old Christine Old Christine Amer. Funniest Home Videos 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ How I Met (11:40) “FX2”››› (1991) Bryan Brown. A special-ef- “Death at a ”›› (2010, Comedy) Keith David, (:05) “Boys on the Side”››› (1995) Whoopi Goldberg. A cross-country (:05) “Undercover Brother”››› (2002, Comedy) ENC 642 710 fects pro helps expose corruption. Loretta Devine. ’ Å trip draws three women together. ’ Å Eddie Griffi n, Chris Kattan. ’ Å (11:00) “Yogi “Megamind”››› (2010, Action) Voices of Will Ferrell, (:15) “Sneakers”››› (1992, Suspense) Robert Redford, Dan Aykroyd, Ben Kingsley. High-tech “Leap Year”›‡ (2010, Romance-Comedy) Amy Adams, Boardwalk HBO 500 600 Bear”›‡ ’ Brad Pitt, . ’ Å computer hackers are tricked into espionage. ’ Å Matthew Goode. ’ Å Empire (:15) “The Haunting at the Beacon” (2009) Teri Polo. iTV. A grieving “Fanboys”›› (2008, Comedy) Sam Huntington, Dan “I Hate Valentine’s Day”›‡ (2009) Nia Vardalos, “Love’s Kitchen” (2011) Claire Forlani. iTV. A widowed SHO 600 660 woman sees ghostly visions of a dead boy. Fogler, Jay Baruchel. iTV. ’ Å John Corbett, Stephen Guarino. iTV. ’ chef fi nds romance with a food critic. (11:25) “Abandon”›‡ (2002) (:05) “Last Dance”›› (1996) Sharon Stone. A clemency worker tries to save (2:50) “Last Orders”›››‡ (2001, Drama) Michael (:45) “A Shine of Rainbows” (2009, Drama) Connie Nielsen. A woman’s TMC 620 690 Katie Holmes. ’ Å a woman awaiting execution. ’ Å Caine, Bob Hoskins. ’ Å lessons transform a lonely boy’s life. ’ Å Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 22, 2011 The News-Review, Page 17 FRIDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 23 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla

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Docudrama) Willem Dafoe. felt of this soulful new drama 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider Up All Night Whitney Dateline NBC (Season Premiere) (N) ’ Å News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show 5 5 Å ’ Å ’ Å about an abrasive neurosurgeon KOBI ment ’Night (N) “Pilot” With Jay Leno (N) at the top of his field who has his 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Washington Outdoor Greener Great Performances Tenor Plácido Domingo. PBS-Prohibi- Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy 8 worldview rocked when he starts Week (N) Idaho World (N) ’ Å tion Now! KSYS being visited by the spirit of his 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Modern Family The family Revenge “Pilot” Emily returns to 20/20 (N) ’ Å News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- 9 4 recently deceased ex-wife. Patrick ment ’Night (N) Å vacations at a ranch. her former home. line (N) mel Live ’ KEZI Wilson (“Little Children,” “Hard Can- 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil What parents feed their The Dr. Oz Show A grocery A safety-deposit box is Monk Monk takes up painting. My Name Is Everybody Everybody- 11 12 dy”) gets a chance to shine here KEVU 700 Club children. (N) ’ list; junk foods. (N) robbed. ’ Å ’ Å Earl Å Hates Chris Raymond in the lead role. This is one of the Variety It Is Written Å Mission Gospel Better Life On Tour Feature Presentations Breath of In Search of Praise! 30/IND 21 Stories Outreach Life Å the Truth strongest shows of the fall. 33/FOX The Simp- Two and a Two and a Kitchen Nightmares Fringe Lincoln Lee joins the Fox News at (:35) Family (:05) 30 Everybody- American 8 p.m. on KLSR 13 11 KLSR sons Å Half Men Half Men “Blackberry’s” Å team. ’ (PA) Å 10 (N) Guy Å Rock Å Raymond Dad Å Kitchen Nightmares 46/NBC News Big Bang Big Bang Up All Night Whitney Dateline NBC (Season Premiere) (N) ’ Å News (:35) The Tonight Show 6 As the hit reality show’s fourth Theory Theory ’ Å “Pilot” ’ With Jay Leno (N) Å KTCW season opens, chef Gordon Ram- 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Washington BBC News- Great Performances Tenor Plácido Domingo. Masterpiece Classic “Little Dorrit” Rigaud PBS News- 7 say travels to Plainview, N.J., to KOAC Business Week (N) night ’ (N) ’ Å launches an extortion scheme. Hour Å check out the struggling Blackber- (:00) Crimi- Criminal Minds Search for a Criminal Minds “A Shade of Criminal Minds “The Big Criminal Minds “” Criminal Minds Deadly virus Criminal ry’s Catering and Family Restau- A&E 24 23 Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ nal Minds serial killer. Gray” Wheel” Vehicular homicides. is released. Minds rant. Encountering sluggish service ABC FAM 40 32 Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos The 700 Club (N) Å Whose? and “meh” cuisine, Ramsay gives (:00) “Stigmata”›‡ (1999) Patricia Arquette, “The Village”››‡ (2004, Suspense) Bryce Dallas Howard. Premiere. Strange “The Exorcism of Emily Rose”››‡ (2005, Horror) Laura the owners a good shake and tells AMC 68 24 Å Å Å Gabriel Byrne. creatures menace a 19th-century community. Linney, Tom Wilkinson. them to take a good, hard look ANPL 49 47 Monsters Hillbilly Handfi shin’ ’ Hillbilly Handfi shin’ ’ Hillbilly Handfi shin’ ’ Hillbilly Handfi shin’ ’ Hillbilly Handfi shin’ ’ Handfi shin’ at their restaurant if they expect BRAVO 62 46 Eligible Matchmaker Matchmaker “National Treasure”›› (2004) Nicolas Cage. Premiere. (:32) “National Treasure” it to survive in the new episode CNBC 65 Greed American Greed Mad Money American Greed American Greed Cash Flow Paid Prog. Paid Prog. “Blackberry’s.” CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers 8 p.m. on CW ’ ’ Å COM 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock 30 Rock Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Ron White: Fix Stupid The Comedy Central Roast South Park South Park Nikita CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ Nikita “Game Change” Supernatural ’ Å Cops Å ’Til Death King South Park South Park As a new season opens, Ni- (:00) Man Dual Survival Surviving a Man, Woman, Wild “Ama- Man, Woman, Wild Mykel One Man Army “Warrior Man, Woman, Wild Mykel One Man DISC 34 30 vs. Wild ’ hurricane’s aftermath. ’ zon Jungle Maze” ’ and Ruth’s raft defl ates. Spirit” (N) ’ Å and Ruth’s raft defl ates. Army Å kita and Michael (Maggie Q, Shane West) plot to take down Division (:00) Shake A.N.T. Farm So Random! PrankStars (:35) A.N.T. Fish Hooks Kick But- So Random! Good Luck PrankStars So Random! A.N.T. Farm DISN 37 21 It Up! Å Å ’ Å (N) Å Farm (N) (N) Å towski ’ Å Charlie Å ’ Å Å and Oversight, even if it means us- ing the contents of the black box. E! 57 25 E! Special E! News (N) Sex-City Sex-City E! True Hollywood Story The Soup Fashion Chelsea Lat E! News Oversight assigns Sean (guest star (5:00) College Football Central Florida at SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å College ESPN 28 31 BYU. (N) (Live) Football Dillon Casey), a new agent, to keep an eye on acting Division chief ESPN2 27 49 High School Football Rise Up NFL Live Å MMA Live Poker World, Poker SportCenter Amanda (Melinda Clarke), who tells FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye Alex (Lyndsy Fonseca) that she’ll FOOD 72 50 Iron Chef Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Heat See. Sugar High Diners Diners Diners ›› help her find the man who killed FX 31 45 Two Men How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met “Death Race” (2008, Action) Jason Statham, Tyrese Gibson. “The Transporter 2” her father if Alex helps retrieve the ››› ››› ››› (5:00) “Hoffa” (1992) “Brubaker” (1980, Drama) Robert Redford, Yaphet Kotto. A reform-minded “Hoffa” (1992, Biography) Jack Nicholson, Danny DeVito. Corruption taints black box from Nikita in the new FXM 44 Jack Nicholson. prison warden uncovers vast corruption. Å Teamsters union boss Jimmy Hoffa. Å episode “Game Change.” HGTV 50 43 First Place Hunters Int’l House Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l HGTV Urban Oasis 2011 Hunters Int’l HIST 41 34 Marvels Lost Worlds Å Pawn Stars Restoration Restoration Restoration Restoration Brad Meltzer’s Decoded Pawn Stars 9 p.m. on KPIC CSI: NY HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls ION 15 20 Without Å Without a Trace Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds “Legacy” Criminal Minds ’ Å Monk Å With the 10th anniversary of the LIFE 23 29 Mysteries Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Against the Wall Å Reba Å 2001 terrorist attacks on New York MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow Lockup: Raw Lockup Boston Lock Up Tampa Lockup: Raw Lockup: Indiana Lock Up so recently observed, it’s probably MTV 26 17 ’70s Show Substitute Substitute Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å “ 3.5” (2011, Comedy) Johnny Knoxville. ’ Jackass 3.5 inevitable that the eighth season of this police drama would open with NAT GEO 73 4REAL (N) 4REAL (N) 4REAL (N) Jurassic C.S.I. 4REAL ’ 4REAL ’ 4REAL ’ 4REAL ’ Dog Whisperer Disaster a new episode such as “Indelible,” NICK 71 Victorious Big Time SpongeBob SpongeBob Bucket George George Friends ’ Friends ’ ’70s Show ’70s Show George 39 which finds Mac (Gary Sinise) and (:00) “Freaky Friday”››› “Mrs. Doubtfi re”››› Å “Freaky Friday”››› Mrs. Dfi re OXY 61 (2003) (1993) Robin Williams. (2003) Jamie Lee Curtis. his team remembering moments (5:00) MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Texas Mariners Husky MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Texas Rangers. From Rangers Ballpark in Arlington, Texas. Dan Patrick from that horrible day that they will ROOT 38 99 Rangers. (Live) Postgame Stadium (Subject to Blackout) never be able to forget. Robert For- SPEED 58 53 Barrett-Jackson Automobile Auction SP Center Trackside At... (N) The Grid Formula 1 Debrief (N) Formula One Racing ’ Å ’ Å Å ster guest stars; Sela Ward, Car- SPIKE 69 38 Gangland (:15) Gangland Gangland (:45) Gangland “Basic Training” Gangland “Dog Fights” Gangland mine Giovinazzo and Hill Harper ››› ’ Å SYFY 43 40 (5:00) “Troy” (2004) Brad Pitt. WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) Haven (N) Alphas Haven also star. The King of Seinfeld “The Seinfeld Å Family Guy Family Guy “Sahara”››‡ (2005, Adventure) Matthew McConaughey, Steve Zahn. Adventur- “Sahara”››‡ (2005) Mat- TBS 33 10 Queens ’ Pitch” ’ Å ’ Å ers search for a Confederate ship in Africa. Å thew McConaughey. 9 p.m. on KOBI “King “Boy on a Dolphin”››‡ (1957, Adventure) Alan Ladd, “The Golden Mask”››‡ (1953, Adventure) Van Hefl in, Eric “Five on the Black Hand Side”››‡ (1973) Dateline NBC TCM 51 26 Solomon” Sophia Loren, Clifton Webb. Portman. Clarice Taylor, Leonard Jackson. The venerable newsmagazine TLC 42 41 (:00) LA Ink Four Weddings ’ Å Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Four Weddings (N) Å Say Yes Say Yes Weddings show opens its 20th season with a TNT 36 42 Law Law & Order “Life Line” “The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift”››‡ “V for Vendetta”››› (2006) Natalie Portman. Premiere. Å two-hour special report from corre- TOON 63 33 Justice Generator Ben 10 Ult. Star Wars Thundr. King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken spondent Josh Mankiewicz on the TRVL 59 48 Weird Ghost Ghost Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å The Dead Files Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adv. headline-grabbing case of Quinn TVLND 53 28 Sanford All/Family All-Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H “Batman Forever”››‡ (1995) Val Kilmer, Tommy Lee Jones. Premiere. The Nanny Gray, the wife of a Florida mil- (:00) NCIS NCIS The wives of two Marines NCIS “Leap of Faith” A NCIS Senator asks Gibbs for NCIS An agent is gunned NCIS A Navy lieutenant is Law & lionaire, who faked her kidnapping USA 45 15 “Deception” are murdered. distraught naval offi cer. help. ’ Å down. ’ Å poisoned. ’ Å Order: SVU in collaboration with her lover, a VS. 47 422 Whitetail NFL Turning Point NBC Sports Talk NFL Turning Point Game On! World/Adventure Sports Gun It Acne mechanic and auto shop owner, WE 185 120 Frasier Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Ghost Whisperer Å “The Thomas Crown Affair”››› hoping to extort a fortune in ransom from her husband. WGN-A 14 How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock ’ Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama South Park South Park (:35) “The Little Rascals”››‡ (1994) Travis “Death at a Funeral”›› (2010) Keith David, (:40) “Law Abiding Citizen”›‡ (2009, Suspense) Jamie (:35) “Undercover 9 p.m. on KSYS ENC 642 710 Tedford. ’ Å Loretta Devine. ’ Å Foxx, Gerard Butler, Colm Meaney. ’ Å Brother”››› (2002) ’ Great Performances “Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty “Megamind”››› (2010) Voices of Will Boardwalk Real Time With Bill Maher Real Time With Bill Maher “A Perfect In the performance documen- HBO 500 600 Galore”›‡ (2010, Comedy) ’ Å Ferrell, Brad Pitt, Tina Fey. ’ Å Empire ’ Å ’ Å Getaway” tary “Placido Domingo: My Favorite The Love We Make (iTV) Paul McCartney (:15) “The Other Woman”›› (2009, Comedy-Drama) Russell Peters: The Green Strikeforce Challenger Series Lorenz Larkin Roles,” the legendary tenor looks SHO 600 660 Sept. 11 benefi t concert. Natalie Portman, Lisa Kudrow. iTV. Card Tour Live vs. Nick Rossborough. (N) back and reflects on his favorite “Holy Rollers”››‡ (2010) Jesse Eisenberg, “Bandits”››‡ (2001) Bruce Willis. A neglected wife hooks up (:05) “High Life” (2009) . “All American Orgy” (2009) roles in opera houses around the TMC 620 690 ’ Å ’ Justin Bartha. with two quirky bank robbers. Four junkies plan to rob a bank. Laura Silverman. world. Page 18, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 22, 2011 SATURDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER 24

5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS (:00) The Early Show (N) ’ Å Doodlebops Doodlebops Å Busytown Busytown Danger Rang- Horseland ’ Å SEC Confi dential (N) Å MLB 2011: Down the Stretch 4 8 KPIC “Keep Trying” Mysteries ’ Mysteries ’ ers ’ Å (N) Å 4.2/This TV (:00) “The Frog Prince”›› (1988, Fantasy) Aileen Green Screen Busytown World of Rich- World of Rich- Cake “Second Dance Revolu- “Murder, He Says”››› (1945) Fred MacMurray. An insurance salesman 292 KPIC Quinn, John Paragon, Helen Hunt. Å Adventures Mysteries ’ ard Scarry ard Scarry Hand Woes” tion! Å encounters homicidal mountain folk. Å 5/NBC (:00) U.S. Farm Today The business of . (N) ’ Å Turbo Dogs ’ Shelldon ’ The Magic Babar “The Lead Willa’s Wild Golf Central PGA Tour Golf The Tour Champion- 5 5 KOBI Report (EI) Å (EI) Å School Bus Blimp” Life (EI) Live (N) Å ship, Third Round. 8/PBS The This Old Peep and Big Angelina Bal- Cat in the Hat J. Bird’s Blue SciGirls “Dolphin Scrapbook Allen Smith’s The Victory Woodsmith This Old House Ask This Old Hometime Å 8 KSYS House Hour Wide World lerina: Next Knows a Lot World Dive” ’ Memories Garden Home Garden “Dry” Shop Å Å House Å 9/ABC Paid Program Animal Explo- Animal Adven- Good Morning America (N) Å Jack Hanna’s Ocean Myster- College Football Notre Dame at . (N) (Live) 9 4 KEZI ration tures Countdown ies 25/MYTV (Off Air) U.S. Farm Report Å Paid Program Fusion TV Garden Time Homes & Land This Old House Hometime Å Homes & Great P. Allen Smith Paid Program 11 12 KEVU TV Å Estates Gardens Kids Time 3ABN Today Central Study Hour The Robe Worship Hour Anchors of Truth New Perceptions 30/IND 21 33/FOX (Off Air) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Win- Animal Rescue Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Pets.TV ’ (EI) Å Crossfi re World 13 11 KLSR ning Edge (EI) Å 46/NBC Paid Program Today The business of reality television. (N) ’ Å Turbo Dogs ’ Shelldon ’ Willa’s Wild Babar “The Lead Willa’s Wild Golf Central PGA Tour Golf The Tour Champion- 6 KTCW (EI) Å (EI) Å Life (EI) Blimp” Life (EI) Live (N) Å ship, Third Round. 51/PBS Inside Wash- Signing Time! Sesame Street “Dirtballs” Dirt on Dinosaur Train Cat in the Hat WordGirl Å The Electric Fetch! With Ruff The Victory Allen Smith’s Sewing With Martha’s Sew- 7 KOAC ington Å ’ Å Sesame Street. ’ (EI) Å (DVS) Knows a Lot (DVS) Company Ruffman Garden “Dry” Garden Home Nancy Å ing Room Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Biography “Weird Al Yankovic” Sell This House! Sell This House! Sell This House! Fix This Kitchen Sell This House! Sell This House! Flip This House Rudy buys a A&E 24 23 Weird Al Yankovic. Å Å Å (N) Å Å foreclosed house. Å ABC FAM 40 32 Get Hot! Paint Zoom Paid Program “Good Burger”››‡ (1997) Kel Mitchell, Kenan Thompson. “Fat Albert”›› (2004) Kenan Thompson, Kyla Pratt. “The Mask”››› (1994) Backstory The Rifl eman The Rifl eman The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman Å “Shane”›››› (1953, Western) Alan Ladd, Jean Arthur, Van Hefl in. An ex-gunfi ghter defends (:45) “Last of AMC 68 24 “Carrie” “Suspicion” “Sidewinder” homesteaders from a cattle baron. Å the Dogmen” ANPL 49 47 Handfi shin’ Big Cat Diary Big Cat Diary Wild Russia “Kamchatka” ’ The Crocodile Hunter Å Dogs 101 ’ Å It’s Me or the Dog ’ Å Confessions: Animal Hoarding BRAVO 62 46 Paid Program The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker To Be Announced Kathy Griffi n: Pants Off Top Chef: Just Desserts Top Chef: Just Desserts CNBC 65 Riches! Thin in 30! Paid Program Face Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program 10 Min Meals! 3 FREE Bras! CNN 35 35 (:00) CNN Saturday Morning Your Bottom CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Your Money (N) CNN Newsroom (N) COM 64 98 Paid Program Paid Program Thin in 30! Paid Program Fat Loss Com. Central Com. Central Com. Central “Shaun of the Dead”››› (2004) Simon Pegg. Å Napoleon Dyn. CW 12 14 Paid Program TBA TBA Magi-Nation Magi-Nation Sonic X Å Sonic X Å Yu-Gi-Oh! ’ Sonic X Å Dragon Ball Z Dragon Ball Z Tai Chi Chase Yu-Gi-Oh! ’ Paid Program Paid Program magicJack.com Paid Program Paid Program Life Changing Medicine Life chang- American Chopper: Senior vs. American Chopper: Senior vs. Carfellas ’ Å Carfellas “Hot DISC 34 30 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ing medical innovations. Junior: A Family Divided ’ Junior: A Crew Divided Å Rod Haggle” Phineas and Chuggington Little Einsteins Special Agent Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse Jake and the Phineas and “Cars”››› (2006) Voices of Owen Wilson. Animated. A race car gets Good Luck DISN 37 21 Ferb ’ Å Å Oso Å Clubhouse ’ Clubhouse ’ Pirates Ferb ’ Å stranded in a town along Route 66. Å Charlie Å E! 57 25 Thin in 30! Healthy Hair Meaningful Keeping Up With the Kardashians Khloé gets married. The E! True Hollywood Story E! News (N) Fshn Police-Emmy Awards (:00) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å College GameDay (N) (Live) Å College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) ESPN 28 31 SportsCenter Å ESPN2 27 49 English Premier League Soccer SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) FNC 32 27 (3:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) After the Bell Business Forbes/FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News HQ America’s News HQ Jour. FOX News FOOD 72 50 Paid Program Thin in 30! Paid Program Tyler Ultimate Big Daddy’s Alex’s Day Off Ingredient Fix (N) Mexican-Easy Cook for Real Down Home Best Dishes Pioneer Wo. FX 31 45 Paid Program Paid Program Thin in 30! You Smarter? Smarter Smarter “XXX: State of the Union”›› (2005) Ice Cube, Willem Dafoe. “The Transporter 2”››‡ (2005, Action) (:00) “Roxie Hart”››‡ (1942) “Orchestra Wives”››‡ (1942, Musical) George (:15) “Pinky”››› (1949) Jeanne Crain, Ethel Barrymore. A light-skinned “Star!”››› (1968) Julie Andrews, Richard Crenna. English stage star FXM 44 Ginger Rogers. Å Montgomery, Ann Rutherford. Å black woman returns to her Southern home. Å Gertrude Lawrence enjoys a life of music. Å HGTV 50 43 Vacations Paid Program Paid Program Outdoor Room Curb/Block Run Makeover Property Bro All American Handyman Yard Crashers Yard Crashers Crashers Crashers HIST 41 34 Ck 3x Faster Save-CarMD Paid Program Heavy Metal Å Å Mega Disasters Å Tougher in Alaska Å Little Ice Age: Big Chill Å HLMRK 87 I Love Lucy Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls ION 15 20 TriVita Paid Program Time-Music International Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program LIFE 23 29 TriVita Paid Program TriVita Paid Program Paid Program Sexy Face Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Will & Grace Projct Runway MSNBC 54 44 Up w/ Chris Weekends With Alex Whitney Weekends With Alex Whitney Weekends With Alex Whitney Vegas Undercover Vegas Homicide Vegas Undercover Raw 1 MTV 26 17 Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. “Mr. Deeds”› (2002) Adam Sandler, Winona Ryder. ’ Teen Mom “Pros & Cons” ’ Å Awkward. ’ I Was 17 10 on Top (N) NAT GEO 73 Zumba Body Brooklyn’s Russian Gangsters Chicago Mob Takedown Philly Mob Chinatown Mafi a Outlaw Bikers Bikers and Mobsters NICK 71 39 TBA Fanboy-Chum Odd Parents Odd Parents Odd Parents Odd Parents SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob The Penguins Kung Fu SpongeBob OXY 61 Paid Program 3 FREE Bras! Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Snapped Ghost Hunters International Ghost Hunters International Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters On the Trail TV North American Babe’s Outdoor North American Bowhunter Action Sports World Champion- College Football Southern Methodist at Memphis. (N) (Live) ROOT 38 99 Hunter (N) Secrets Whitetail TV (N) ships SPEED 58 53 Hot Rod TV The Car Show “Road Trip” Formula One Racing NASCAR Racing NASCAR Live NASCAR Racing NCWTS Setup SPIKE 69 38 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Wealth-Risk Paid Program Paid Program Thin in 30! ’ Walker, Texas Ranger “Family Matters” ’ (:20) Trucks! Xtreme 4x4 Horsepower SYFY 43 40 The Darkside Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Wealth-Risk “Termination Point” (2007, Suspense) Jason Priestley. “A Sound of Thunder”›‡ Married... With Married... With Married... With The Steve The Steve Yes, Dear ’ Å Yes, Dear ’ Å (:10) “Runaway Bride”›› (1999, Romance-Comedy) Julia Roberts, Richard Gere. A columnist (:40) “Guess TBS 33 10 Children ’ Children ’ Children ’ Harvey Show Harvey Show tries to get the scoop on a commitment-shy gal. Å Who”››‡ (4:30) “Too The Fixer Up- “Casino Murder Case”››‡ (1935, Mystery) Paul Zorro Rides Zorro Rides “Tarzan’s Fight for Life”››‡ (1958, Adventure) “Ben-Hur”›››› (1959, Historical Drama) Charlton TCM 51 26 Many Girls” pers Laurel Lukas, Alison Skipworth. Å Again Again Gordon Scott, Eve Brent. Heston, Jack Hawkins. TLC 42 41 MomsSlim Paid Program Paid Program Thin in 30! ’ Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program ’ Å Moving Up ’ Å Moving Up ’ Å TNT 36 42 Law & Order Law & Order Å (DVS) Law & Order “Bad Girl” ’ Law & Order Å (DVS) Law & Order “Maritime” ’ Law & Order “Red Ball” ’ The Closer “An Ugly Game” TOON 63 33 King of Hill Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Ben 10 Ult. Generator Rex Star Wars Beyblade-Metl Pokémon Redakai (N) Bakugan Johnny Test Almost Naked Almost Naked TRVL 59 48 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Donut Paradise Å Deep Fried Paradise 2 Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern TVLND 53 28 Roseanne ’ 3’s Company (:38) Three’s Company The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ (:45) The Nanny ’ Å The Nanny ’ Extreme Makeover: Home Paid Program Monk A safety-deposit box is 3 FREE Bras! Paid Program Paid Program Fat Loss for Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims USA 45 15 robbed. Å Food Lovers Unit A suspect attacks Fin. ’ Unit Murdered transsexual. ’ Unit Hunt for a serial rapist. VS. 47 422 Whitetail Hunting TV Whitetail Bucks Real Hunting Winchester World-Beretta College Football Cornell at Yale. (N) (Live) WE 185 120 Paid Program KettleBell Fit Zumba Body “Random Hearts”››‡ (1999, Drama) Harrison Ford, Kristin Scott Thomas. Å “The Thomas Crown Affair”››› (1999) Pierce Brosnan. WGN-A 14 Paid Program Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at St. Louis Cardinals. (N) Å (4:50) “The Couch Trip”›› “The Frisco Kid”››‡ (1979, Western) Gene Wilder. A cowboy escorts a “Two Mules for Sister Sara”››› (1970) Shirley MacLaine. Profane Sister “Coogan’s Bluff”››› (1968, Crime Drama) Clint ENC 642 710 (1988) Dan Aykroyd. Å Polish rabbi on a wild westward journey. Å Sara gets desert drifter to attack fort. Å Eastwood, Lee J. Cobb. Å (3:20) “Mulhol- Breaking the Huddle: The Inte- “Megamind”››› (2010, Action) Voices of Will Ferrell, Boardwalk REAL Sports With Bryant “Torque”›› (2004) Martin Henderson. A drug dealer “Jonah Hex”›‡ HBO 500 600 land Dr.” ’ gration of College Football Brad Pitt, Tina Fey. ’ Å Empire Gumbel ’ Å frames a biker for murder. ’ Å ’ (4:35) “Fan- (:05) “Push”›‡ (2009) Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning. iTV. Rogue psychics Inside the NFL (iTV) ’ Å Inside NASCAR “Noble Things” (2008, Drama) Brett Moses, Lee Ann (:10) “Rebirth” (2011, Documen- SHO 600 660 boys”›› battle a covert government agency. ’ Å (iTV) Womack, Michael Parks. iTV. ’ Å tary) iTV. ’ Å (4:30) “Equilibrium”› (2002) “Children on Their Birthdays”››‡ (2002, Drama) Joe Pichler. A 13-year- (:20) “Dear Lemon Lima” (2009, Comedy) Melissa Leo, (9:50) “Multiple Sarcasms”›‡ (2010, Drama) “Saving God” TMC 620 690 Christian Bale. ’ Å old develops his fi rst crush. ’ Å Savanah Wiltfong. ’ Å Timothy Hutton, Mira Sorvino. ’ Å (2008) ’ Å Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 22, 2011 The News-Review, Page 19 SATURDAY AFTERNOON, SEPTEMBER 24

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS College Foot- College Football Arkansas at Alabama. (N) (Live) Å Paid Program Laura McKen- Wheel of Jeopardy! Å News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC ball Today (N) zie’s Traveler Fortune Å 4.2/This TV “One Night in the Tropics”››‡ (1940) Allan Jones. A pair is assigned to “Convicts”›› (1991, Drama) Robert Duvall, Lukas Haas. Boy works for senile “Colors”››› (1988, Crime Drama) Sean Penn, Robert Duvall, Maria Conchita Alonso. An elite 292 KPIC protect a club operator’s interests. Å war veteran in 1902 Texas. police unit is assigned to control gang violence. Å 5/NBC (11:00) PGA Tour Golf The Tour Championship, Third Round. From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta. (N) ’ (Live) Å This Old House P. Allen Smith Dog Tales (EI) Å The Green Chris Matthews NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI Å Gardens Economy Show News (N) ’ 8/PBS Woodwright’s MotorWeek (N) Painting and Best of Joy of Sewing With It’s Sew Easy Martha’s Sew- Love of Quilting America’s Test Nick Stellino b organic with California’s The Lawrence 8 KSYS Shop (N) ’ ’ Å Travel Painting Nancy Å “Fun Fabrics” ing Room Kitchen Cooking michele Gold Å Welk Show 9/ABC College College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Football Gameday College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) 9 4 KEZI Football 25/MYTV Fat Loss for The American Trout TV Adventure Entertainers (Season Premiere) Tim McCarver Word & Spirit New Hope Fellowship From TMZ (N) ’ Å Access Hol- 11 12 KEVU Food Lovers Athlete Å Journal (N) Å Show Church Calvary Satellite Network. lywood (N) ’ Kenneth Cox Ministries Present 3ABN Today Kids Time GP Worship Hour Kids Time Tiny Tots for Laymen It Is Written Books of the Exalting His 3-ABN on the 30/IND 21 Praise Jesus Ministries Canada Book Word Road 33/FOX Crossfi re World This Week in MLB Baseball Regional Coverage. Boston Red Sox at New York Yankees. ’ Å Friends ’ Å Betty Snowden Everybody- The Offi ce “The Two and a Half 13 11 KLSR Baseball (N) Raymond Merger” Men ’ 46/NBC (11:00) PGA Tour Golf The Tour Championship, Third Round. From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta. (N) ’ (Live) Å Cold Case “Factory Girls” Factory Grey’s Anatomy Hospital staff The Closer The squad wades into a NBC Nightly 6 KTCW worker’s murder. ’ grieves for George. ’ Å custody dispute. Å News (N) ’ 51/PBS Love of Quilting Quilting Arts Å Simply Ming America’s Test John Besh’s MotorWeek (N) Woodwright’s The American Hometime Å Ask This Old This Old House The Lawrence Welk Show “Salute 7 KOAC (DVS) ’ Å Kitchen New Orleans ’ Å Shop Å Woodshop ’ House Å Å to the Swing Bands” Disaster Guy A Victorian house “Wyatt Earp”››‡ (1994, Biography) Kevin Costner, Dennis Quaid, Gene Hackman. Portrait traces him from boy to lawman. Å Storage Wars Highlights from past Storage Wars A&E 24 23 damaged by fi re. (N) episodes. Å Å ABC FAM 40 32 (11:00) “The Mask”››› (1994) Jim Carrey. “The Parent Trap”››› (1998, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan, Dennis Quaid, Natasha Richardson. “Phineas and Ferb: The Movie” Bolt››› (11:45) “Last of the Dogmen”›› (1995, Western) Tom Berenger, Barbara Hershey, Kurtwood “Donnie Brasco”›››‡ (1997, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Johnny Depp, Michael Madsen. A mob lackey unknowingly “The Exorcism of Emily AMC 68 24 Smith. A bounty hunter probes disappearances. Å takes an FBI agent under his wing. Å Rose”››‡ (2005) Å ANPL 49 47 Confessions: Animal Hoarding Confessions: Animal Hoarding Confessions: Animal Hoarding Confessions: Animal Hoarding Confessions: Animal Hoarding Confessions: Animal Hoarding Bad Dog! ’ BRAVO 62 46 Top Chef: Just Desserts Top Chef: Just Desserts The Rachel Zoe Project Å The Rachel Zoe Project Å The Rachel Zoe Project Å The Millionaire Matchmaker Matchmaker CNBC 65 Paid Program Sexy Face Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Riches! Paid Program 3 FREE Bras! Money in Mot. American Greed Till Debt/Part Suze Orman CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Situation Room CNN Newsroom (N) American Dream Piers Morgan COM 64 98 (11:30) “Napoleon Dynamite”››› (2004) Scrubs Å Scrubs Å Scrubs Å Scrubs Å “Bad Santa”››› (2003) Billy Bob Thornton, Tony Cox. Å “Blue Collar Comedy Tour” CW 12 14 Big World Hollywood True Hollywood Story Å “B-Girl” (2009, Drama) Julie Urich, Missy Yager. Å “La Bamba”››› (1987) Lou Diamond Phillips. Å ’Til Death ’ Carfellas ’ Å Carfellas ’ Å Sons of Guns Silencing an automatic Sons of Guns Mag 58 weapons Sons of Guns A combination shotgun Sons of Guns A Gatling gun; antique Sons of Guns Will works on a 57mm American DISC 34 30 grenade launcher. ’ system with a swivel arm. and taser. ’ Å dueling pistols. Å WWII cannon. ’ Å Chopper Shake It Up! Å Wizards of Good Luck Good Luck Shake It Up! Shake it Up! “The Suite Life Movie” (2011, Comedy) Dylan Sprouse, Phineas and Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Å So Random! DISN 37 21 Waverly Place Charlie Å Charlie Å “Party It Up” “Give It Up” Cole Sprouse. Å Ferb ’ Å Charlie Å ’ Å E! 57 25 Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian The Soup E! News “Titanic”›››› (1997, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane. Football Score- College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Football Score- College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) ESPN 28 31 board board ESPN2 27 49 Score College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Score College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) FNC 32 27 Hannity America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News HQ FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice Judge FOOD 72 50 Secrets Minute Meals Contessa Giada The Great Food Truck Race Chopped Champions Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Challenge FX 31 45 Transporter 2 “Death Race”›› (2008, Action) Jason Statham, Tyrese Gibson. Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Two/Half Men College Football Missouri at . (N) (10:00) “Star!”››› (1968) Julie “Let’s Make Love”››› (1960) Marilyn Monroe, Yves Montand. A bil- “Unfaithfully Yours”››‡ (1984, Comedy) Dudley Moore. A conductor “The War of the Roses”››› (1989, Comedy) Michael FXM 44 Andrews. Å lionaire is hired to play himself in a stage satire. Å plans to murder his supposedly unfaithful wife. Å Douglas, Kathleen Turner. Å HGTV 50 43 Bath Crashers Bath Crashers Room Cr. Curb/Block Curb/Block Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Color Splash Candice Tells Sarah 101 (N) Genevieve My Favorite Great Rooms HIST 41 34 (11:00) Little Ice Age: Big Chill IRT Deadliest Roads Å IRT Deadliest Roads Å IRT Deadliest Roads Å IRT Deadliest Roads Å IRT Deadliest Roads Å IRT Deadliest HLMRK 87 Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls ION 15 20 3 FREE Bras! Paid Program “The Karate Kid Part II”››‡ (1986, Drama) Ralph Macchio. ’ “The Karate Kid Part III”›› (1989, Drama) Ralph Macchio. Premiere. ’ Monk Å LIFE 23 29 (11:30) Project Runway Å To Be Announced To Be Announced “The Nanny Diaries”›› (2007) Å MSNBC 54 44 Vegas Undercover 2 The Haunting Lives changed forever. (N) Lockup: Indiana Lockup: Indiana Cutting. Lockup: Indiana Contraband. Lock-Tampa MTV 26 17 “Billy Madison”›‡ (1995, Comedy) Adam Sandler. ’ Jersey Shore ’ Å Awkward. ’ Teen Mom “Pros & Cons” ’ Å Teen Dads ’ Å Jersey Shore NAT GEO 73 Bullets Over Boston: Mob Miami Drug Cartel Vegas Mafi a Mob Rampage Explorer “Marijuana Nation” Alaska State Troopers Frontier Force NICK 71 39 Day of Play Day of Play Day of Play Day of Play Day of Play Day of Play “The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie”››› (2004) ’ Å Victorious ’ Victorious ’ iCarly Å OXY 61 Ghost Hunters Ghost Hunters ’ Å “Ghost”››› (1990, Fantasy) Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore. Å The Sing-Off Eight groups perform together. ’ Å 28 Days›› College College Football California at Washington. (N) (Live) College Foot- Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Texas Rangers. (N ROOT 38 99 Football ball Northwest Pregame (Live) Subject to Blackout) (Live) SPEED 58 53 NASCAR Racing Camping World Truck Series: New Hampshire. (N) (Live) Barrett-Jackson Automobile Auction From the Arena at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas, Nevada. (N) (Live) SPIKE 69 38 Restore Restore UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ UFC 135 Prelims (N) Å Unleash SYFY 43 40 (11:00) “A Sound of Thunder” “100 Million BC”›› (2008, Science Fiction) Michael Gross. “The Land That Time Forgot”›› (2009) C. Thomas Howell. “Roadkill” (2011, Horror) Diarmuid Noyes. (11:40) “Guess Who”››‡ (2005, Comedy) Bernie (:40) “The Wedding Date”›› (2005) . A woman brings a According to The King of The King of Seinfeld “The Seinfeld “The The Big Bang TBS 33 10 Mac, Ashton Kutcher, Zoe Saldana. male escort to her sister’s wedding. Jim ’ Å Queens Å Queens Å Wallet” Å Watch” Å Theory Å (10:30) “Ben-Hur”›››› (1959, Historical Drama) Charlton Heston, Jack Hawkins. Friends “The Spirit of St. Louis”›››› (1957) James Stewart, Patricia Smith. Charles Lindbergh fl ies “Love Me Tonight”›››› (1932) Maurice Chevalier, TCM 51 26 become bitter enemies during the time of Christ. solo nonstop from New York to Paris in 1927. Å Jeanette MacDonald. Å TLC 42 41 Moving Up ’ Å 48 Hours: Hard Evidence ’ 48 Hours: Hard Evidence ’ 48 Hours: Hard Evidence ’ 48 Hours: Hard Evidence ’ 48 Hours: Hard Evidence ’ Hard Evidence TNT 36 42 Law & Order “Life Line” ’ “The Matrix Reloaded”››› (2003, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves. Å “The Matrix Revolutions”››‡ (2003, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves. Å Tokyo Drift TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Advent. Time Advent. Time Advent. Time Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Johnny Test Johnny Test Regular Show Regular Show Regular Show Advent. Time TRVL 59 48 Man v Food Man v Food Chefs vs. City (N) Å Chefs vs. City “New York” (N) Ice Cream Paradise Å Food Truck Paradise Å Ribs Paradise Å BBQ Paradise TVLND 53 28 (:14) Extreme Makeover: Home Edition Å Extreme Makeover: Home (:42) Three’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company (:45) Sanford & Son Å Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: USA 45 15 Unit “Doubt” ’ Å Unit “Contagious” ’ Å Unit “Cage” ’ Å Unit “Denial” ’ Å Unit Female serial-killer. Å Unit “Manhunt” ’ Å SVU VS. 47 422 Football College Football Florida A&M at Southern. (N) (Live) College Football Nebraska at Wyoming. (N) (Live) WE 185 120 Thomas C “While You Were Sleeping”››› (1995) Sandra Bullock, Bill Pullman. Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisp. WGN-A 14 MLB Baseball Tenth Inning Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Bones ’ Å Amer. Funniest Home Videos Funny Videos (:15) “The Beguiled”›››‡ (1971, Drama) Clint Eastwood. Southern girls (:10) “Joe Kidd”››› (1972, Western) Clint Eastwood, (:45) “The Eiger Sanction”››› (1975, Suspense) Clint Eastwood, George Kennedy. An assas- “Tightrope”››‡ ENC 642 710 and headmistress punish sly Union soldier. Å Robert Duvall, John Saxon. Å sination oportunity entices a part-time hit man. Å (11:30) “Jonah Hex”›‡ (2010) The Strange History of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell The “Nanny McPhee Returns”››‡ (2010) Emma Thompson. A nanny uses “Megamind”››› (2010, Action) Voices of Will Ferrell, (:15) “Lottery HBO 500 600 Josh Brolin. ’ Å legacy of gays in the military. ’ Å magic to teach mischievous children a lesson. ’ Brad Pitt, Tina Fey. ’ Å Ticket”››‡ (11:10) “Rebirth” (2011, Documen- Weeds (iTV) ’ Å The Big C Lee Web Therapy “Talihina Sky: The Story of Kings of Leon” (2011, “Noble Things” (2008, Drama) Brett Moses, Lee Ann (:40) “The Hurt Locker”›››‡ SHO 600 660 tary) iTV. ’ Å calls Cathy. ’ (iTV) ’ Å Documentary) iTV. Womack, Michael Parks. iTV. ’ Å (2008) Å (11:30) “Saving God” (2008, (:15) “Cairo Time”››› (2009, Drama) Patricia (:45) “Skin”››› (2008) Sophie Okonedo, Sam Neill. A woman endures (:35) “Maximum Velocity” (2003) Dale Midkiff. A “Inglourious TMC 620 690 Drama) Ving Rhames. ’ Å Clarkson, Alexander Siddig. ’ Å discrimination due to her appearance. ’ Å catastrophic storm threatens the planet. ’ Basterds” ’ Page 20, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 22, 2011 Don’t Miss SATURDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 24 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain

8 p.m. on KLSR Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC Cops 4,13/CBS CBS Evening Criminal Minds “Exit Person of Interest “Pilot” Unforgettable “Pilot” ’ Å 48 Hours Mystery (Season News (N) Å NUMB3RS Behavior-modifi ca- 4 8 On a new special episode of the KPIC News Wounds” ’ Å ’ Å Premiere) (N) Å tion project. ’ series, the Boynton Beach, Fla., po- 4.2/This TV “Kill Me Again”››‡ (1989) Val Kilmer. A down-and-out “Damien: Omen II”››‡ (1978, Horror) William Holden, Lee Grant. An “Omen III: The Final Confl ict”›› (1981) 292 lice department conducts an under- KPIC private eye helps fake a client’s death. Å industrialist adopts his devilish orphaned nephew. Å Sam Neill, Rossano Brazzi. Å 5/NBC The Insider Entertainment Tonight Harry’s Law Harry defends an Prime Suspect ’ Å Law & Order: Special News (N) (:29) Saturday Night Live cover investigation into the case of 5 5 a woman who may have hired a hit KOBI (N) Å (N) ’ Å accused killer. Victims Unit ’ Å ’ Å 8/PBS Lawrence Globe Trekker Day of the Summer Outnum- New Tricks A murder weapon Masterpiece Mystery! Lewis uncovers a black- Offi cial Best Nature ’ man to kill her husband. Posing as 8 a would-be killer, an undercover of- KSYS Welk Dead festival. ’ Wine bered ’ surfaces. Å mail plot. ’ Å (DVS) of Fest ’ 9/ABC (5:00) College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Steel Dreams The Insider Entertainment Tonight News (N) Å College Entertain- ficer gets the woman to spill details 9 4 about her plan, then the team sets KEZI Football (N) Å (N) ’ Å Football ment ’Night 25/MYTV Access Hol- The Unit The team hopes to con Bones Bodies of two witches are Law & Order Mugging probe Stargate Universe “After- Crossfi re World Outreach Paid Pro- up a mock crime scene to make the 11 12 suspect think that her crime has KEVU lywood (N) a terrorist. Å discovered. reveals corruption. math” ’ Å gram 3-ABN on 3-ABN Windows of Making GP Worship Hour Life on the Edge Generation of Youth for Anchors of been carried out in the new special 30/IND 21 episode “Smooth Criminal.” the Road Hope Waves Christ Truth 33/FOX Family Without a Trace An artist Cops (N) ’ Cops ’ American The Cleve- KVAL News Two and a Hell’s Kitchen The signature- In the Flow 8 p.m. on ABC FAM 13 11 KLSR Guy Å disappears. ’ Å (PA) Å (PA) Å Dad Å land Show Half Men dish challenge. Movie: Finding Nemo 46/NBC News Big Bang Big Bang Harry’s Law Harry defends an Prime Suspect ’ Å Law & Order: Special News (:29) Saturday Night Live 6 An Academy Award for best ani- KTCW Theory Theory accused killer. Victims Unit ’ Å ’ Å mated feature went to this dazzling 51/PBS Summer Travels to Rick Steves Globe Trekker Day of the My Family Å Outnum- New Tricks Car crash victim is Masterpiece Theatre “The Wind in the Wil- 7 2003 box-office blockbuster from KOAC Wine the Edge Dead festival. ’ bered ’ exhumed. ’ Å lows” “The Wind in the Willows.” Pixar. A neurotic clownfish named Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage (12:01) Stor- Marlin (voice of Albert Brooks) A&E 24 23 Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å age Wars teams up with a cheerful but scat- ABC FAM 40 32 (:00) “Bolt”››› (2008) Miley Cyrus “Finding Nemo”››› (2003, Comedy) Voices of Albert Brooks. “Home Alone 2: Lost in New York”››‡ (1992) terbrained blue tang fish named (5:30) “The Exorcism of Emily Rose”››‡ “The Others”››› (2001) Nicole Kidman. Premiere. A devout woman believes “The Others”››› (2001, Suspense) Nicole Kidman, Christo- Dory (voice of Ellen DeGeneres AMC 68 24 (2005) Laura Linney. ghosts inhabit her darkened island mansion. pher Eccleston, Alakina Mann. in a comic tour de force) to search ANPL 49 47 Bad Dog! Bad Dog! “Houdinis” ’ Too Cute! ’ Bad Dog! ’ Bad Dog! (N) ’ Bad Dog! ’ Bad Dog! for his son (voice of Alexander ››› Gould), who has been captured BRAVO 62 46 Matchmkr Real Housewives/Beverly Real Housewives/Beverly “The Bourne Supremacy” (2004, Suspense) Matt Damon. “Bourne Suprm.” ’ ’ by a diver. Other voices include CNBC 65 S. Orman Princess “Julie” (N) American Greed The Suze Orman Show Princess “Julie” Cash Flow Wealth Poker Geoffrey Rush, and CNN 35 35 Piers CNN Newsroom (N) American Dream Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Newsroom (N) American Dream Piers Willem Dafoe. COM 64 98 “Blue Collar Comedy Tour” Jeff Dunham Christmas Jeff Dunham: Arguing The Comedy Central Roast Å Work. Tosh.0 ’ ’ ’ Å 9 p.m. on KLSR CW 12 14 King Seinfeld Seinfeld House “Fools for Love” House “Que Sera Sera” ’70s Show ’70s Show Cheaters J. Kyle American Dad American American Chopper: Senior American Chopper: Senior American Chopper: Senior American Chopper: Senior American Chopper: Senior American DISC 34 30 Chopper vs. Junior ’ Å vs. Junior ’ Å vs. Junior ’ Å vs. Junior ’ Å vs. Junior ’ Å Chopper You know what they say about Shake It Good Luck Wizards- Wizards- A.N.T. Farm PrankStars Good Luck A.N.T. Farm So Random! Good Luck Wizards- Wizards- a house divided. In the episode DISN 37 21 Up! Å Charlie Place Place Å Å Charlie Å ’ Å Charlie Place Place “Home Wrecker,” Stan and Francine E! 57 25 (4:00) “Titanic”›››› (1997, Drama) “Mean Girls 2” (2011) Meaghan Martin. Premiere. E! True Hollywood Story The Soup Chelsea Lat Mean Girl can’t agree over how to decorate College (:15) College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (:15) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å College Football Final (N) the house. The disagreement even- ESPN 28 31 Football (Live) Å tually escalates to hostilities so ESPN2 27 49 Football (:15) College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) NHRA Drag Racing Baseball Tonight (N) profound that they split the house down the middle with each spouse FNC 32 27 Justice Stossel Jour. FOX News Justice With Jeanine Stossel Red Eye (N) Huckabee trying to live without the other. FOOD 72 50 Challenge Chopped Chopped “My Way” Chopped “Chard & True” Chopped Iron Chef America Chopped FX 31 45 (5:00) College Football Missouri at Oklahoma. (N) “The Incredible Hulk”››› (2008, Action) Edward Norton, Liv Tyler. The League The League 9 p.m. on ANPL “War of “The Jewel of the Nile”››‡ (1985, Adventure) Michael “The War of the Roses”››› (1989, Comedy) Michael “The Jewel of the Nile”››‡ (1985) Michael Bad Dog! FXM 44 Roses” Douglas, Kathleen Turner. Å Douglas, Kathleen Turner, Danny DeVito. Å Douglas, Kathleen Turner. Å In the new episode “Crafty Crit- HGTV 50 43 House HGTV Magaz. HGTV’d (N) High Low Secrets Novogratz Dina’s Party Donna Dec HGTV Magaz. Secrets ters & Pesky Pets,” we meet an es- HIST 41 34 IRT Dead. IRT Deadliest Roads IRT Deadliest Roads IRT Deadliest Roads IRT Deadliest Roads Å IRT Dead. cape artist of a dog who not only is HLMRK 87 Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls able to get out of his own cage but ION 15 20 (:00) Monk Monk ’ Å Monk A radio shock-jock. Monk ’ Å Psych ’ Å Psych ’ Å Psych ’ frees his pals in the process. There Nanny “Mom, Dad and Her” (2008) . Å “A Walk to Remember”›› (2002) Shane West. “The Nanny Diaries”›› (2007) Å is also a bird with a voice so loud it LIFE 23 29 drives his owners up the wall, and a MSNBC 54 44 Lock Up Lock Up Tampa (N) Lockup: Indiana Lockup: Indiana Lockup: Colorado Lockup: Colorado Indiana ’ Å ›‡ ’ › ’ 45-pound desert turtle that doubles MTV 26 17 Jersey Jersey Shore “Billy Madison” (1995) Adam Sandler. “Mr. Deeds” (2002, Comedy) Adam Sandler. Ridiculous. as a furniture mover. NAT GEO 73 Frontier Frontier Force Alaska State Troopers Frontier Force Frontier Force Taboo “Signs of Identity” Taboo ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ 9 p.m. on BRAVO NICK 71 39 iCarly iCarly Day of Play iCarly (N) Big Time Ninjas iCarly Friends Friends Friends Friends ’70s Show ›› Å ››› Å ››› Å Movie: The Bourne Supremacy OXY 61 (:00) “28 Days” (2000) “Erin Brockovich” (2000) Julia Roberts, Albert Finney. “Erin Brockovich” (2000) Julia Roberts. (5:00) MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Texas Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Texas Rangers. From Rangers Ballpark in Arlington, Texas. MLS Soccer: Sounders at The problems aren’t over for the ROOT 38 99 Rangers. (Live) Postgame (Subject to Blackout) Whitecaps FC CIA assassin (Matt Damon) with SPEED 58 53 Barrett-Jackson Automobile Auction SP Center On Edge Setup NASCAR Racing Camping World Truck Series: New Hampshire. Lucas Oil the alias Jason Bourne, who is SPIKE 69 38 Unleash UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ “‘Crocodile’ Dundee”››› (1986, Comedy) Paul Hogan. ’ Å “Crocodile Dundee II” framed for the murders of two peers ›› in this action-crammed 2004 se- SYFY 43 40 Roadkill “Jeepers Creepers 2” (2003, Horror) Ray Wise. “Morlocks” (2011) David Hewlett. Premiere. “The Lost Tribe” (2009) Emily Foxler. ››‡ ››‡ quel to novelist Robert Ludlum’s Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang “Observe and Report” (2009, Comedy) “Observe and Report” (2009, Comedy) (:15) “Harold & Kumar Go to White TBS 33 10 Theory Theory Theory Seth Rogen, Ray Liotta. Seth Rogen, Ray Liotta. Castle”››‡ (2004) John Cho. Å “The Bourne Identity.” While his ››› ››› ››‡ ›› superiors (Brian Cox, Joan Allen) “Love Me “Hallelujah, I’m a Bum” (1933) Al “Hollywood Party” (:45) “Evergreen” (1934, Musical Comedy) Jessie Mat- “I Married an Angel” TCM 51 26 Tonight” Jolson, Madge Evans. (1934) Jimmy Durante. thews, Sonnie Hale, Betty Balfour. (1942) Nelson Eddy Å debate his fate, Bourne schemes ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å to get even with the higher-ups who TLC 42 41 Evidence 48 Hours: Hard Evidence 20/20 on TLC 20/20 on TLC Prison Diaries 20/20 on TLC 20/20 ››‡ ›› Å wouldn’t leave him alone. Franka TNT 36 42 “Fast and Furious-Drift” “The Fast and the Furious” (2001) Premiere. “2 Fast 2 Furious” (2003) Paul Walker. Transport Potente and Julia Stiles also return TOON 63 33 Adventure “Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over”››‡ (2003) Oblongs King of Hill King of Hill Family Guy Boondocks Boondocks Bleach (N) from the first film; Karl Urban and TRVL 59 48 Barbecue Steak Paradise, Second Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adv. Gabriel Mann co-star. TVLND 53 28 Sanford Sanford All-Family All-Family All-Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Everybody-Raymond Raymond Raymond Law & Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & 9:30 p.m. on KLSR USA 45 15 ’ ’ Å ’ Å ’ The Cleveland Show Order: SVU Victims Unit “Blast” Victims Unit Victims Unit Victims Unit “Shadow” Victims Unit “Retro” Order: SVU VS. 47 422 College Football NFL Turning Point PBR Wichita Invitational. Football Talk Acne In “Beer Walk!” Donna gets fed WE 185 120 Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Å Ghost Whisperer Å Ghost Whisperer Å “While You Were Sleeping”››› (1995) Sandra Bullock. Å up with Cleveland’s laziness on the ’ ’ ’ weekends and nags him to help WGN-A 14 Videos WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny ’Til Death ’Til Death her with the housework. Wanting (:00) “Tightrope”››‡ (1984) Clint Eastwood, “Heartbreak Ridge”››‡ (1986, War) Clint Eastwood, (:15) “Absolute Power”›› (1997, Suspense) Clint Eastwood. A master thief ENC 642 710 to prove he’s as charitable she, he Geneviève Bujold. ’ Å Marsha Mason, Everett McGill. ’ Å stumbles into a presidential conspiracy. ’ Å recruits his pals from Quahog and (:15) “Lottery Ticket”››‡ (2010, Comedy) “Little Fockers”›‡ (2010) Robert De Niro, (:45) “Jonah Hex”›‡ (2010, Action) Josh (:15) “Little Fockers”›‡ (2010) Robert De HBO 500 600 Stoolbend to participate in the First Bow Wow. ’ Å Ben Stiller. Premiere. ’ Å Brolin, John Malkovich. ’ Å Niro, Ben Stiller. ’ Å Annual Beer Walk. But when Donna (5:40) “The Hurt Locker”›››‡ (2008) “Push”›‡ (2009) Chris Evans. iTV. Rogue psychics battle a covert “Next Day Air”›‡ (2009) Donald Faison, Patton Oswalt Finest Hour SHO 600 660 injures herself at the event, guess Jeremy Renner. iTV. ’ Å government agency. ’ Å Mike Epps. iTV. ’ Å (iTV) ’ Å who gets to take over the house- (:15) “Inglourious Basterds”›››‡ (2009) Brad Pitt. Jewish-American soldiers “Altitude” (2010) Jessica Lowndes, Julianna (:35) “Buried Alive”›› (2007, Horror) Tobin (12:10) “Al- TMC 620 690 keeping duties. seek Nazi scalps in German-occupied . Guill. Premiere. ’ Å Bell, Terence Jay. ’ Å titude” ’ Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 22, 2011 The News-Review, Page 21 SUNDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER 25

5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS (Off Air) Wall Street Paid Program CBS News Sunday Morning (N) ’ Å Face the Nation The NFL Today (N) (Live) Å Paid Program Wall Street Instant Tummy Laura McKen- 4 8 KPIC Journal Rpt. (N) Å Journal Rpt. Tuck zie’s Traveler 4.2/This TV Sonic the Sonic Under- Evolut Stargate Infi n- Magi-Nation Å “The Cocoanuts”››› (1929) Groucho Marx, Harpo Marx. A hotel “International House”›››‡ (1933, Comedy) W.C. “Night-Raided 292 KPIC Hedgehog ground Å ity “Greed” (DVS) manager tries to get in on the Florida land boom. Å Fields, Peggy Hopkins Joyce. Å Minsky’s” 5/NBC Homes & Great Paid Program Best Cooking Today Houses under $300,000. (N) Å Burnett/Collec- Pearlie (EI) Golf Central PGA Tour Golf The Tour Championship, Final Round. 5 5 KOBI Estates Device! (N) ’ Å tor’s Live (N) Å From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta. 8/PBS Need to Know Franny’s Feet Å Betsy’s Kinder- Wild Animal Mister Rogers’ WordGirl Å The Electric Anti-Cancer With Dr. David Servan-Schreiber Forever Plaid Four young singers are killed. ’ Å 8 KSYS ’ Å (DVS) garten Neighborhood (DVS) Company Fighting or preventing cancer. ’ Å 9/ABC Steel Dreams Å Paid Program Paid Program Good Morning America (N) Å This Week With Christiane Today’s Hom- Paid Program Born to Explore Culture Click Everyday Food for 9 4 KEZI Amanpour (N) Å eowner (N) (N) Å Health (N) Thought 25/MYTV (Off Air) Paid Program Paid Program Truth in Action Word & Spirit Betty Snowden Paid Program Paid Program Key of David The Real Win- Teen Kids Whacked Out 11 12 KEVU Ministries Church ning Edge (EI) News Å Sports ’ Praise! 3ABN Today : Face to Battles of Faith GP Worship Hour Inspirational Hour Exalting His It Is Written Generation of Youth for Christ 30/IND 21 Face Word Canada 33/FOX (Off Air) Kingdom of God Paid Program Paid Program FOX News Sunday With Chris FOX NFL Sunday (N) ’ (Live) Å NFL Football Regional Coverage. (N) ’ (Live) Å 13 11 KLSR Wallace ’ Å 46/NBC Paid Program Paid Program American Today Houses under $300,000. Meet the Press (N) Å Chris Matthews Pearlie (EI) Golf Central PGA Tour Golf The Tour Championship, Final Round. 6 KTCW Latino TV Å (N) ’ Å Show Live (N) Å From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta. 51/PBS Allen Smith’s Betsy’s Kinder- Angelina Bal- Mister Rogers’ Curious George Thomas & Bob the Builder Rick Steves’ Travels to the Nature The complex concepts of NOVA “Smartest Machine on Earth” 7 KOAC Garden Home garten lerina: Next Neighborhood ’ Friends ’ ’ Europe Å Edge monkey culture. ’ IBM supercomputer. ’ Internet Riches! Paid Program TriVita Nopalea Celebrity Ghost Stories Morgan Celebrity Ghost Stories Anything The Sopranos Tony and Paulie head The Sopranos AJ makes a life-chang- The Sopranos AJ struggles with A&E 24 23 Fairchild. Å but solitude. Å south. ’ Å ing decision. ’ Å depression. ’ Å ABC FAM 40 32 Thin in 30! Wealth-Risk Sunday Mass Boy World “The Mask”››› (1994, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz, Peter Riegert. “The Parent Trap”››› (1998, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan. (3:30) “Cape Mad Men Don meets up with an old Mad Men The offi ce scrambles without Mad Men “Out of Town” Changes at “Donnie Brasco”›››‡ (1997, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Johnny Depp, Michael Madsen. A mob lackey unknowingly AMC 68 24 Fear”››› friend. Å Don. Å Sterling Cooper. takes an FBI agent under his wing. ANPL 49 47 Encounters Most Extreme Most Extreme Weird, True Weird, True Untamed and Uncut ’ Å Dogs 101 ’ Å Dogs 101 ’ Å Wild Kingdom ’ Å BRAVO 62 46 Paid Program Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker Real Housewives/Beverly The Rachel Zoe Project Å The Rachel Zoe Project Å Most Eligible Dallas Kathy Griffi n CNBC 65 Paid Program Thin in 30! 3 FREE Bras! Paid Program Sexy Face Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program 3 FREE Bras! Paid Program CNN 35 35 Sunday Morn. State of the Union Fareed Zakaria GPS (N) Reliable Sources (N) Å State of the Union Fareed Zakaria GPS CNN Newsroom (N) COM 64 98 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Bosley...Hair Paid Program Entourage ’ Entourage ’ “Napoleon Dynamite”››› (2004, Comedy) Jon Heder. Å “Bad Santa”››› (2003) CW 12 14 Paid Program TBA TBA TBA TBA Tomorrow In Touch W/Charles Stanley Key of David TBA TBA Wild Ltd. Hollywood Paid Program Eat Yourself Tomorrow’s Paid Program Jentezen Frank- (7:58) Joel (:27) In Touch Curiosity Is a global apocalypse Auction Kings Auction Kings Sons of Guns Will combines four DISC 34 30 ’ Å Skinny! World Å ’ Å lin Å Osteen ’ Å ’ Å likely? ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å MG42 rifl es into one. ’ Phineas and Chuggington Å Little Einsteins Handy Manny Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse Jake and the Phineas and Phineas and Good Luck Shake It Up! Å PrankStars Å A.N.T. Farm DISN 37 21 Ferb ’ Å Å (N) ’ Å Clubhouse ’ Clubhouse Pirates Ferb ’ Å Ferb ’ Å Charlie Å “fraudulANT” E! 57 25 Paid Program Healthy Hair Meaningful Fashion The Soup (N) The E! True Hollywood Story E! News (N) “Titanic”›››› (1997) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet. (:00) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Sunday NFL Countdown (N) (Live) Å NASCAR Countdown (N) (Live) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: ESPN 28 31 SportsCenter (N) Sylvania 300. (N) (Live) ESPN2 27 49 NFL Matchup NASCAR Now (N) (Live) Å Outside Lines Reporters SportsCenter Fantasy Football Now (N) (Live) College Football Scoreboard NHRA Drag Racing FNC 32 27 (3:00) FOX and Friends Sunday (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) Fox News Sunday FOOD 72 50 Paid Program Paid Program RECLAIM Brian Boitano Dessert First Rachael Ray’s Week in a Day Dollar Dinners Money Saving Hungry Girl Guy’s Big Bite Barbecue Sand. King FX 31 45 Zumba Body Paid Program Paid Program Smarter “Lost in Space”›› (1998, Science Fiction) William Hurt, Mimi Rogers, Heather Graham. “Planet of the Apes”›› (2001) Tim Roth (:00) “The Girl in the Red Velvet Swing”››› “Let’s Make Love”››› (1960) Marilyn Monroe, Yves Montand. A bil- “I Can Get It for You Wholesale”››› (1951, Drama) Susan Hayward, “Unfaithfully Yours”›››› FXM 44 (1955) Ray Milland. Å lionaire is hired to play himself in a stage satire. Å Dan Dailey, George Sanders. Å (1948) Rex Harrison. Å HGTV 50 43 Paid Program Fat Loss Meaningful Outdoor Room Curb/Block Professional Holmes Inspection ’ Å Decked Out Disaster DIY Disaster DIY Yard Crashers Room Cr. HIST 41 34 Men’s Health Paid Program Cash Flow Ice Road Truckers Å Ice Road Truckers Å Ice Road Truckers Å Ice Road Truckers Å Ice Road Truckers Å HLMRK 87 Golden Girls I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Frasier Å Frasier Å ION 15 20 (:00) Inspiration Today Camp Meeting ’ Turning Point Discovery In Touch W/Charles Stanley Fellowship Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Inspiration Ministry Camp. LIFE 23 29 TriVita Paid Program D. Jeremiah In Touch W/Charles Stanley Hour of Power Å Joel Osteen Paid Program Reba Å Will & Grace “Mini’s First Time”›› Å MSNBC 54 44 Up w/ Chris Up w/ Chris Hayes (N) Weekends With Alex Whitney Weekends With Alex Whitney Education Nation: Teacher Town Hall Meet the Press Å MTV 26 17 Jersey Shore Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å NAT GEO 73 Save-CarMD Dog Whisperer Drugs, Inc. “Cocaine” Drugs, Inc. “Meth” Explorer Detroit Gang Squad Bloods and Crips: L.A. Gangs NICK 71 39 TBA All Grown Up Planet Sheen T.U.F.F. Puppy T.U.F.F. Puppy Hero Factory “Savage Planet” SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob OXY 61 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program “Ghost”››› (1990, Fantasy) Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore. Å The Sing-Off Eight groups perform together. Clay Target Paid Program 6 Week Body Cash Flow Paid Program Seahawks All SportFishing Hawg Quest (N) The Joy of Fish- Stock Car Downunder LOKAR Car Mariners ROOT 38 99 Shootout Makeover Blueprint Access B.C. (N) ing (N) Series Horsemanship Show (N) Pregame (Live) SPEED 58 53 Formula One Racing Grand Prix. Performance SPEED Center NASCAR RaceDay (N) (Live) Continental Tire Sports Car Challenge Mid-Ohio. (Taped) SPIKE 69 38 Cash Flow Paid Program Triverex Paid Program Paid Program Save-CarMD Wealth-Risk Auction Auction Auction Xtreme 4x4 Horsepower Restore SYFY 43 40 Para. Wit. Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paranormal Witness Paranormal Witness “Ghost Town” (2009, Horror) “The Librarian: Quest for the Spear”›› (2004) Noah Wyle. A man “The Librarian: Return to King Solomon’s Mines”››› (2006, MLB on TBS (N) MLB Baseball Boston Red Sox at New York Yankees. From Yankee Stadium in TBS 33 10 protects magical artifacts from the forces of evil. Å Adventure) Noah Wyle, Gabrielle Anwar. Å (Live) the Bronx, N.Y. (N) (Live) Å (:00) “The Winning Team”››› (1952, Biography) “Cheers for Miss Bishop”››› (1941, Drama) Martha Scott. A Midwestern “The Children’s Hour”››› (1961) Audrey Hepburn. A schoolgirl ruins her “Top Banana”››‡ (1954) Phil TCM 51 26 Ronald Reagan, Doris Day. Å teacher dedicates her life to her profession. Å two headmistresses with a scandalous lie. Silvers, Rose Marie. Å TLC 42 41 Sexy-Minutes! Zumba Body Paid Program Faith-Dr. Frederick K.C. Price Paid Program Thin in 30! ’ Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL TNT 36 42 Law & Order Law & Order “Scrambled” ’ Law & Order “Tabloid” ’ Law & Order “Seed” ’ Law & Order “D-Girl” Law & Order “Turnaround” Law & Order “Showtime” TOON 63 33 Inuyasha Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Pokémon Dude Destroy Build Hole in Wall Wrld, Gumball Looney Tunes “” “Billy & Mandy’s Big Boogey” TRVL 59 48 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Border Patrol Border Patrol Bourdain: No Reservations The Wild Within “Texas” Bourdain: No Reservations Conqueror Sand Masters TVLND 53 28 3’s Company 3’s Company (:38) Three’s Company The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny (:45) The Nanny Å The Nanny Extreme Makeover: Home Millionaire’s Monk Monk takes up painting. Å Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Joel Osteen Å “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom”››› (1984, Adventure) Harrison Ford, Kate “Indiana USA 45 15 Secrets Capshaw. Indy squares off against bloodthirsty Indian cultists. Å Jones” VS. 47 422 Territories Primal Instinct H. Parker 3-D Wild Skies North-Alaska Out. Secrets NA Hunter Goin’ Country Ammo FLW Outdoors Bass Fishing Retriever WE 185 120 Paid Program KettleBell Fit Zumba Body My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding Bridezillas Danni loses it. Bridezillas “Suzy & Nicole” WGN-A 14 Beyond Today Matlock “The Pro” ’ Å In the Heat of the Night Å “Sideways”›››‡ (2004) Paul Giamatti, Thomas Haden Church. Sox Warm-Up MLB Baseball (:15) “Home Alone”››› (1990, Comedy) Macaulay (:05) “The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring”›››‡ (2001, Fantasy) Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen. (:10) “Pee-wee’s Big Adventure”››‡ (1985, Comedy) Paul Reubens. ENC 642 710 Culkin, Joe Pesci. ’ Å Creatures unite to destroy a powerful ring and defeat a lord. ’ Å Childlike Pee-wee loses his vintage bicycle. ’ Å “The Sunset Limited” (2011, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, “War Games: The Dead Code” (2008, Suspense) Matt Boardwalk “Fantastic Mr. Fox”›››‡ (2009) Voices of George “Hereafter”››‡ (2010) Matt Damon. Death touches HBO 500 600 Tommy Lee Jones. ’ Å Lanter, Chuck Shamata. ’ Å Empire Clooney, . ’ Å three people in different ways. ’ (3:45) “Glori- “Two Lovers”››› (2008) Joaquin Phoenix. iTV. A man juggles relationships Inside the NFL (iTV) ’ Å Inside NASCAR “Accidents Happen”››‡ (2009) Geena Davis, Har- (:05) “Spooner”››‡ (2009) Mat- SHO 600 660 ous 39” iTV. with two vastly different women. ’ Å (iTV) rison Gilbertson. iTV. ’ Å thew Lillard. iTV. ’ Å (:00) “La Dolce Vita”›››‡ (1960) Marcello Mastroianni, Anita Ekberg. An ambivalent tabloid “Paradise”››‡ (1991, Drama) Melanie Griffi th. A shy boy helps a couple “American Bandits: Frank and Jesse James” “Krippendorf’s TMC 620 690 reporter ponders decadence in Rome. (Subtitled-English) mend their troubled relationship. ’ Å (2010) George Stults, Jeffrey Combs. ’ Å Tribe”›‡ Page 22, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 22, 2011 SUNDAY AFTERNOON, SEPTEMBER 25

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS Bull Riding PBR DEWALT Guaranteed NFL Football New York Jets at Oakland Raiders. Overstock.com Coliseum. (N) (Live) Å Inside the PAC Awesome Inside Edition Wild About CBS Evening 4 8 KPIC Tough Invitational. Adventures (EI) Weekend (N) Animals Å News/Mitchell 4.2/This TV (11:30) “The Night They Raided Minsky’s”››‡ “The Phantom of the Opera”››› (1943) Claude Rains, Nelson Eddy. A “The Paper Chase”››› (1973) Timothy Bottoms, John Houseman, Lindsay Wagner. A fi rst-year Stargate SG-1 292 KPIC (1968) Jason Robards. Å disfi gured violinist haunts the Paris Opera House. law student dates his toughest professor’s daughter. Å Å 5/NBC (10:30) PGA Tour Golf The Tour Championship, Final Round. From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta. (N) ’ (Live) Å Missing ’ (EI) Å Paid Program Football Night in America (N) (:15) NFL Football Pittsburgh Steelers at Indianapolis 5 5 KOBI ’ (Live) Å Colts. (N) ’ (Live) Å 8/PBS Great Performances “Plácido Domingo: My Favorite Georgia McLaughlin Religion & European Mack Wealth- Globe Trekker Day of the Dead Rick Steves’ Natural Heroes Healthy Body, 8 KSYS Roles” Tenor Plácido Domingo. (N) Aquarium Group (N) Ethics News Journal Å Track festival. Å (DVS) Europe Å ’ Å Healthy Mind 9/ABC Paid Program Fat Loss for Judge Judy Judge Joe Dancing With the Stars “Meet the Dancing With the Stars Contestants Extra ’ Å News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI Food Lovers ’ Å Brown Å Cast” ’ Å face elimination. ’ News 25/MYTV Rollin’ on TV Distant Roads Treasure Hunt- Answer to Paid Program Paid Program The Crook and Chase Show ’ Å New Hope Fellowship From Green Science The Green Ugly Betty ’ Å 11 12 KEVU ’ Å ers Å Addiction Calvary Satellite Network. Oregon Economy Body & Spirit Tiny Tots for 3ABN Today Live The Carter Report Wonderfully Share Him Revelation Insights 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Dick Nunez. Jesus Made 33/FOX (10:00) NFL Football Regional NFL Football Regional Coverage. Atlanta Falcons at Tampa Bay Buccaneers or Green Bay Packers at Chicago Bears or Arizona Cardinals at The OT (N) ’ Homes & Land The Offi ce “The Two and a Half 13 11 KLSR Coverage. (N) ’ (Live) Å Seattle Seahawks. (N) ’ (Live) Å (Live) Å TV Convict” Men ’ 46/NBC (10:30) PGA Tour Golf The Tour Championship, Final Round. From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta. (N) ’ (Live) Å Moms getting NBC Nightly Football Night in America (N) (:15) NFL Football Pittsburgh Steelers at Indianapolis 6 KTCW slim News (N) ’ ’ (Live) Å Colts. (N) ’ (Live) Å 51/PBS Great Performances at the Met “Aida” Violeta Urmana is the enslaved Ethiopian princess. ’ Å BBC Newsnight European Religion & To the Contrary History Detectives A man earns the Oregon Art 7 KOAC ’ Journal Å Ethics News Order of Leopold. Beat ’ Å “Big”››› (1988) Tom Hanks, Elizabeth Perkins. A wishing machine turns boy (:15) “Lean on Me”››‡ (1989, Docudrama) Morgan Freeman, Robert Guillaume, Beverly Todd. A principal takes a Criminal Minds Killer targets an Criminal Minds A&E 24 23 into a man with a job and girlfriend. Å hard line on school violence and drugs. Å emergency room doctor. Å ABC FAM 40 32 (10:00) “The Parent Trap” “Bolt”››› (2008) Voices of , Miley Cyrus. “Home Alone 2: Lost in New York”››‡ (1992) Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci. “Finding Nemo”››› (2003) “Gone Baby Gone”››› (2007, Mystery) Casey Affl eck, Michelle Monaghan, Morgan Freeman. “The Silence of the Lambs”›››› (1991, Suspense) Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins. A mad “The Others”››› (2001, Suspense) Nicole Kidman, AMC 68 24 Two investigators search for a kidnapped girl. genius helps an FBI trainee pursue a serial killer. Å Christopher Eccleston, Alakina Mann. ANPL 49 47 Human Planet ’ Å Human Planet “Mountains” Human Planet “Arctic” Å Human Planet ’ Å Human Planet “Deserts” ’ Human Planet ’ Å Monsters BRAVO 62 46 Kathy Griffi n Whitney ’ The Playboy Club “Pilot” ’ Real Housewives/Beverly Real Housewives/Beverly Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Matchmaker CNBC 65 Paid Program Paid Program Wealth-Risk Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program $ Secrets 3 FREE Bras! Diabetes Life Wall Street Tom Brokaw Reports Walt: The Man CNN 35 35 Your Money (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) In Her Corner: Latino in Am-2 Piers Morgan COM 64 98 (11:00) “Bad Santa”››› (:15) Scrubs (:45) Scrubs (:15) Scrubs (:45) Scrubs (:15) “Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story”››‡ (2007) John C. Reilly. Å “Tommy Boy”›› (1995) CW 12 14 Live Life-Win On the Spot Made in Hollywood ’ Å “U.S. Seals”›› (1999) Jim Fitzpatrick, Greg Collins. Å “Air America”››‡ (1990, Action) Mel Gibson. Å TX Man, Woman, Wild Camp is Man, Woman, Wild “Amazon Man, Woman, Wild Mykel and Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings I (Almost) Got Away With It Man I (Almost) Got DISC 34 30 destroyed by a forest fi re. ’ Jungle Maze” ’ Å Ruth’s raft defl ates. ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å escapes from prison. ’ Away With It Wizards of Wizards of Good Luck Good Luck Shake It Up! Shake It Up! A.N.T. Farm Å Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck So Random! DISN 37 21 Waverly Place Waverly Place Charlie Å Charlie Å “Add It Up” “Glitz it Up” Charlie Å Charlie Å Charlie Å Charlie Å Charlie Å ’ Å E! 57 25 (10:00) “Titanic”›››› (1997, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio. Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian (11:00) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Sylvania 300. From New Hampshire Motor Speedway in SportsCenter SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter Special (N) (Live) Å ESPN 28 31 Loudon, N.H. (N) (Live) (N) Å ESPN2 27 49 WNBA Basketball Playoff: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Å WNBA Basketball Playoff: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Å NHRA Drag Racing AAA Texas Fall . From Dallas. Å FNC 32 27 America’s News HQ America’s News Headquarters (N) Fox News Sunday FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice Judge FOOD 72 50 Chopped Champions Restaurant: Impossible Chopped Chopped “Chard & True” Chopped “My Way” Sweet Genius “Dark Genius” Sugar High FX 31 45 (10:30) “Planet of the Apes” “The Incredible Hulk”››› (2008, Action) Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth. 15th Annual Prism Awards (N) “Mr. & Mrs. Smith”››‡ (2005) Brad Pitt. (11:00) “Unfaithfully “Unfaithfully Yours”›››› (1948) Rex Harrison. A symphony conductor “How to Steal a Million”›› (1966) Audrey Hepburn. A detective helps a (:05) “Working Girl”››› (1988, Romance-Comedy) FXM 44 Yours”›››› (1948) Å suspects his wife of having an affair. Å forger’s daughter steal a fake “Venus.” Å Melanie Griffi th, Harrison Ford. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l My First Place My First Place Property Property Property Property House Hunters Int’l For Rent ’ For Rent ’ House HIST 41 34 Ice Road Truckers Å Ice Road Truckers Å Ice Road Truckers Å Ice Road Truckers Å Ice Road Truckers Å Ice Road Truckers Å Truckers HLMRK 87 Frasier Å Frasier Å “A Crush on You” (2011) Brigid Brannagh. Å “Audrey’s Rain” (2003, Drama) Jean Smart, Carol Kane. Å “Accidentally in Love” (2010) Jennie Garth. ION 15 20 Inspiration Ministry Camp. Name Is Earl “Blood Work”››‡ (2002, Suspense) Clint Eastwood, Jeff Daniels. ’ “Hard Target”››‡ (1993) Jean-Claude Van Damme. Monk Å LIFE 23 29 (11:00) “Mini’s First Time” “Maneater” (2009) Sarah Chalke. A 32-year-old Hollywood socialite hatches a plan to snare a fi lmmaker. Å “Joy Fielding’s The Other Woman” (2008) MSNBC 54 44 Education Nation: Teacher Town Hall Honeymoon From Hell Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught MTV 26 17 Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore “Going to Italia” Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore “Twinning” ’ Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore NAT GEO 73 Lockdown “Gang War” Explorer “Aryan Brotherhood” Lockdown “Gangland” Border Wars Tijuana Drug Lords Inside Cocaine Submarines Cocaine Sub NICK 71 39 Winx Club ’ Å Odd Parents Big Time Rush iCarly Å iCarly Å Victorious ’ Victorious ’ iCarly Carly is suspicious of her boyfriend. ’ iCarly Å iCarly Å OXY 61 The Sing-Off Whitney ’ Snapped “Susan Grund” Snapped “Renee Poole” Snapped “Elicia Hughes” Snapped “Yesenia Patino” Snapped “Linda Henning” Snapped MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Texas Rangers. From Rangers Ballpark in Arlington, Texas. (N Subject to Blackout) Mariners Post- Mariners All Boys in the Hall Baseball’s College Foot- MLS Soccer: Sounders at Whitecaps ROOT 38 99 (Live) game (Live) Access (N) Golden Age ball Review FC SPEED 58 53 Formula One Racing Singapore Grand Prix. From the streets of Singapore. NASCAR Victory Lane (N) The 10 SPEED Center (N) (Live) Wind Tunnel With D. Despain Am. Trucker SPIKE 69 38 Restore ’ Å (:40) ’ (:43) Bar Rescue “Bar Fight” ’ Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction SYFY 43 40 (11:00) “Ghost Town” (2009) “House on Haunted Hill”›‡ (1999, Horror) Geoffrey Rush. “Jeepers Creepers 2”›› (2003) Ray Wise, Jonathan Breck. “Thirteen Ghosts”›‡ (2001, Horror) MLB Baseball Boston Red Sox at MLB Baseball Giants at Arizona Diamondbacks. From Chase Field in Phoenix. (N) (Live) Å Home Improve- Home Improve- The King of The King of “Librarian: TBS 33 10 New York Yankees. (N) ment ’ ment ’ Queens Å Queens Å Curs” (11:00) “Top “Oklahoma!”›››‡ (1955, Musical) Gordon MacRae, Shirley Jones, Rod Steiger. An adaptation “Bye Bye Birdie”››› (1963) Dick Van Dyke. A songwriter sees chance “Back Street”››› (1941, Drama) Charles Boyer, TCM 51 26 Banana” Å of the Rodgers and Hammerstein Broadway hit. Å when a teen idol prepares to join the Army. Å Margaret Sullavan, Richard Carlson. TLC 42 41 Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL Hair Alaska Hair Alaska Sister Wives ’ Å Sister Wives ’ Å Sister Wives Sister Wives Sister Wives Sister Wives Sister Wives TNT 36 42 “V for Vendetta”››› (2006, Action) Natalie Portman, Hugo Weaving. Å (:45) “2 Fast 2 Furious”›› (2003) Paul Walker, Tyrese. Å (:45) “The Fast and the Furious”››‡ (2001) Vin Diesel. TOON 63 33 “Billy & Mandy’s Big Boogey” Squirrel Squirrel Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball MAD MAD Advent. Time Advent. Time Advent. Time Advent. Time Spy Kids: All TRVL 59 48 Florida Beach Weekend House H. House H. House H. House H. House H. House H. Vegas Do’s and Don’ts Getting Rich in Las Vegas Las Vegas TVLND 53 28 (:14) Extreme Makeover: Home Edition Å Extreme Makeover: Home (:42) Three’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company (:45) Sanford & Son Å (11:35) “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade”›››‡ (1989) Harrison Ford, Sean Connery. (:23) “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”››‡ (2008, Adventure) (:01) NCIS “The Immortals” Offi cer’s NCIS “Forced USA 45 15 Indy’s hunt for his missing father leads to the Holy Grail. Å Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett, Shia La Beouf. Å sword. ’ Å Entry” Å VS. 47 422 Expedition Fishing/Martin Motorsports Hour Formula D (N) Racer TV (N) Beach Volleyball Bull Riding PBR Wichita Invitational. (N) (Live) WE 185 120 Bridezillas Suzy loses control. Bridezillas “Brittany & Kim” Bridezillas “Kim & Danielle” Big Easy Brides Å Bridezillas “Kim & Frankie” Bridezillas Å Bridezillas (N) WGN-A 14 MLB Baseball Kansas City Royals at Chicago White Sox. (N) Amer. Funniest Home Videos Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock ’ How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met (11:50) “When in Rome”›‡ (2010) Kristen Bell, Josh “Brewster’s Millions”›› (1985, Comedy) Richard (:15) “Home Alone”››› (1990) Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci. A left-behind “The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the ENC 642 710 Duhamel, Anjelica Huston. ’ Å Pryor, John Candy. ’ Å boy battles two burglars in the house. ’ Å Ring”›››‡ (2001) Elijah Wood. ’ (10:30) “Here- (:45) Real Time With Bill Maher (:45) Mel Brooks and Dick (:45) “Avatar”›››‡ (2009, Science Fiction) Sam Worthington, Voice of Zoe Saldana, Sigourney Weaver. A former “Four Christmases”›› (2008) HBO 500 600 after”››‡ ’ Å Cavett Together Again Å Marine falls in love with a native of a lush alien world. ’ Å Vince Vaughn. ’ Å (11:05) “A Single Man”››› (2009, Drama) Colin Firth, (:15) Living for 32 (iTV) ’ Å “Boat Trip”›‡ (2003, Comedy) Cuba Gooding Jr., (:35) “The Other Woman”›› (2009) Natalie Portman. iTV. A grieving SHO 600 660 “Spooner” Julianne Moore. iTV. ’ Å Horatio Sanz, Roselyn Sanchez. iTV. mother has a diffi cult time with her stepson. (11:30) “Krippendorf’s Tribe”›‡ (:05) “Motherhood”›‡ (2009, Comedy) Uma Thurman, (:45) “The Answer Man”›› (2009) Jeff Daniels. A cantankerous author “Shadow Conspiracy”› (1997, Suspense) Charlie (:15) “Wild TMC 620 690 (1998) ’ Å Anthony Edwards. ’ Å falls in love for the fi rst time. ’ Å Sheen, Donald Sutherland. ’ Å Target”›› Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 22, 2011 The News-Review, Page 23 SUNDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 25 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg

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(N) Show Out Sports reveals corruption. eyed for negligence. the race, along with controversial 8/PBS Keeping Antiques Roadshow Nature Psychological profi le of Masterpiece Mystery! A student is found POV “Better This World” Bradley Crowder and Great Per- 8 ’ Å ’ ’ Å ’ Å mariner dad Laurence Sunderland KSYS Kids “Jackpot!” the leopard. dead. (N) David McKay. formances and his son Zac, who sailed solo 9/ABC News (N) Å Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home Desperate Housewives (:01) Pan Am Dean pilots the News (N) Å Meaningful Paid Pro- 9 4 Å Å ’ ’ around the world at age 17, besting KEZI Edition Edition (N) (Season Premiere) (N) Clipper Majestic. Beauty gram 16-year-old sister Abby, who failed 25/MYTV (:00) Ugly Brothers & Sisters “Lost and Stargate Atlantis “Rising” Stargate Universe Dannic Futurama Futurama It’s Always Old Christine (Off Air) 11 12 her 2010 attempt to do the same. KEVU Betty Å Found” ’ Å New Stargate team. exiles the group. 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(N) tries to protect his secret. Killing ’ Krabappel is revealed. Tom Colic- ANPL 49 47 Monsters River Monsters River Monsters Tanked ’ Å Hillbilly Handfi shin’ (N) Mud Money (N) ’ Tanked ’ chio of “Top Chef” guest voices his cartoon likeness in “The Falcon and BRAVO 62 46 Matchmkr Matchmaker Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Matchmaker Happens Housewives Matchmkr the D’Ohman.” CNBC 65 (:00) Walt: The Man Behind the Myth 60 Minutes on CNBC American Greed The Town That Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Greed CNN 35 35 Piers CNN Newsroom (N) In Her Corner Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Newsroom (N) In Her Corner Piers 8:30 p.m. on KLSR COM 64 98 (5:30) “Tommy Boy”›› Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity Å Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos (N) Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos Å Tosh.0 The Cleveland Show CW 12 14 TX Heartland “Starstruck!” “Rush Hour 2”›› (2001, Action) . Å King ’Til Death Browns Browns Payne Can you hear the banjo music? 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Rescue Me FX 31 45 season premiere, “BFFs.” “Working “Less Than Zero”›› (1987, Drama) Andrew McCarthy, Jami “Working Girl”››› (1988) Melanie Griffi th. An ambitious “Less Than Zero”›› (1987, Drama) Andrew FXM 44 Girl”››› Gertz, Robert Downey Jr. Å Staten Island secretary moves up the ranks. McCarthy, Jami Gertz. Å 9 p.m. on KPIC HGTV 50 43 Hunters Int’l Cash & Cari Cash & Cari Holmes Inspection Å All American Handyman House Hunters Int’l Property Property Handyman The Good Wife HIST 41 34 Truckers Ice Road Truckers Å Ice Road Truckers Å Ice Road Truckers Å IRT Deadliest Roads IRT Deadliest Roads Truckers As a new season opens in a new HLMRK 87 Accidenta “Personally Yours”›› (2000) Valerie Bertinelli. “A Crush on You” (2011) Brigid Brannagh. Å Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls time slot, Alicia (Julianna Margu- ION 15 20 (:00) Monk Monk ’ Å Monk ’ Å Monk ’ Å Psych “Think Tank” ’ Psych A shark attack. ’ Psych ’ lies) has plenty of new situations LIFE 23 29 Other “The Ugly Truth”›‡ (2009) . Å Drop Dead Å Against the Wall (N) Against the Wall Å Drop-Diva to adjust to as well. First on her priority list, however, is handling MSNBC 54 44 Caught The Toy Box To Catch a Predator Meet the Press Å Caught the delicate case of a Muslim stu- MTV 26 Jersey Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Awkward. Awkward. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Teen Mom 17 dent accused of killing a Jewish NAT GEO 73 Sub Hunt Border Wars (N) Cocaine Subs Cocaine Sub Hunt Border Wars Naked Science Icons classmate. Christine Baranski and ’ ’ ’ ’ NICK 71 39 Big Time Ninjas SpongeBob My Wife My Wife George George Friends Friends Friends Friends ’70s Show Josh Charles also star in “Bad Bad OXY 61 Snapped Snapped Å Snapped “Sarah Kolb” Snapped (N) Å Snapped Å Snapped Å Skeleton Thing.” MLS Soccer: Sounders at Volleyball Mariners All MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Texas Rangers. From Rangers Ballpark in Arlington, Texas. World Poker ROOT 38 99 Whitecaps FC Access (Subject to Blackout) Tour: 9 p.m. on KSYS Masterpiece Mystery! SPEED 58 53 Trucker Wrecked Car Crazy SPEED Center NASCAR Victory Lane Wind Tunnel w/Despain Continental Tire Sports Car Challenge SPIKE 69 38 Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Bar Rescue (N) ’ (:01) Bar Rescue ’ Ladder 49 When a student is found dead SYFY 43 40 Thirteen “Dead Silence”›› (2007, Horror) Ryan Kwanten. “Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead”›› (2009) Premiere. “Wrong Turn 2: Dead End”››› during a clinical drug trial, the mo- tives of an enigmatic professor are (:00) “The Librarian: Curse of the Judas “Get Smart”›› (2008) . Agent Maxwell Smart “Get Smart”›› (2008) Steve Carell. Agent Maxwell Smart “Stuck on TBS 33 10 Chalice”››› (2008) Noah Wyle. battles the KAOS crime syndicate. Å battles the KAOS crime syndicate. Å You”››‡ questioned. After a second death (:45) “Back Street”››‡ (1961, Drama) Susan Hayward. An Ohio woman “The Circus”›› (1928, Comedy) Charlie Pay Day “Solaris”›››‡ (1972, Drama) Natalya occurs, Lewis and Hathaway (Kevin TCM 51 26 spends her life as a married New Yorker’s mistress. Chaplin, Merna Kennedy. Bondarchuk, Donatas Banionis. Whately, Laurence Fox) begin to suspect foul play, which they must TLC 42 41 Sister Sister Wives ’ Å Sister Wives ’ Å Sister Wives (N) Å Medium Medium Sister Wives ’ Å Medium uncover before another death takes TNT 36 Fast “The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King”›››‡ (2003) Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen. Å (:15) “Mimic”›› (1997) Mira Sorvino. 42 place, in the new episode “Inspec- TOON 63 33 “Spy Kids: All the Time” Gumball Looney Delocated Childrens King of Hill Family Guy Family Guy Chicken Metal tor Lewis, Series IV: The Mind Has Å Å Å TRVL 59 48 Las Vegas Vegas Insiders Truck Stp Truck Stp Last Resorts (N) Killer Beach Houses Plane Sexy (N) Resorts Mountains.” TVLND 53 28 Sanford All-Family All-Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Raymond Everybody-Raymond 9 p.m. on KEZI (:00) NCIS NCIS “Red Cell” The murder of NCIS “The Voyeur’s Web” Bored NCIS A murderous psychopath NCIS “The Inside Man” A blog- NCIS “The Immortals” Offi cer’s (12:01) USA 45 15 ’ Å a Marine. ’ housewives. taunts the team. ger turns up dead. sword. ’ Å NCIS Å Desperate Housewives VS. 47 422 Bull Riding Bull Riding PBR Wichita Invitational. Game On! Adventure WEC WrekCage Å Game On! Adventure Knife As the final season of the long- WE 185 120 Bridezillas Big Easy Brides (N) Bridezillas Å Big Easy Brides Å Bridezillas Å Big Easy Brides Å Bridezillas running nighttime soap begins, Su- san (), the newly sep- WGN-A 14 How I Met News/Nine Replay The Unit ’ Å Monk Å Monk Å “Welcome to Mooseport”›› (2004) arated Lynette () (5:00) “The Lord of the Rings: The Fel- “When in Rome”›‡ (2010) Kristen Bell, Josh (:35) “Jerry Maguire”›››‡ (1996) Tom Cruise. An attack of conscience “The Big ENC 642 710 ›››‡ ’ Å ’ Å ›› ’ and Bree () struggle lowship of the Ring” (2001) Duhamel. changes an L.A. sports agent’s life. Hit” mightily with their cover-up of Car- “Four Chris” (:05) “Little Fockers”›‡ (2010) Robert De Boardwalk “21” Boardwalk Empire “21” Boardwalk Empire “21” “Hereaf- HBO 500 600 ’ Å ’ ’ Å ’ Å ››‡ los’ () ac- Niro, Ben Stiller. Em. (Season Premiere) (N) ter” cidentally murderous ways. Mean- (:25) “The Six Wives of Henry Lefay”› Dexter (iTV) Dexter is being Weeds (iTV) The Big C “Piranha”››‡ (2010, Horror) Elisabeth Shue, Weeds (iTV) The Big C SHO 600 660 ’ ’ Å Å ’ Å ’ Å Å while, Renee (Vanessa L. Williams) (2008, Comedy) Tim Allen. iTV. lured into a trap. (iTV) Adam Scott. iTV. (iTV) is delighted to see handsome new (:15) “Wild Target”›› (2010, Action) Bill “Knowing”›› (2009) Nicolas Cage. A note found in a time (:05) “Across the Line: The Exodus of (:40) “Extreme Ops”› TMC 620 690 ’ Å ’ Å ’ neighbor Ben (Charles Mesure, Nighy, Emily Blunt. capsule predicts disastrous events. Charlie Wright” (2010) Aidan Quinn. (2002) Devon Sawa. “V”) move in. Page 24, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 22, 2011 MONDAY AFTERNOON, SEPTEMBER 26

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News (N) Å The Bold and The Talk (N) ’ Å Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful News/Pelley 4.2/This TV (11:00) “Home Is Where the “Toys in the Attic”››› (1963) Dean Martin. New Orleans sisters meddle “The Wilby Conspiracy”››› (1975, Action) Sidney Poitier. Three people “Paperback Romance”›› (1994, Romance-Comedy) 292 KPIC Hart Is”›‡ (1987) Å with brother and his child bride. Å fi nd a long-hidden cache of diamonds. Å Gia Carides, Anthony LaPaglia. Å 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent The Doctors Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI “Poison” ’ Å News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Charlie Barney & Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat WordWorld Å Wild Kratts ’ Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Rose Å Friends Å Red Dog Kid ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (EI) Å (DVS) (DVS) Company Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC The Chew (Series Premiere) (N) ’ Å One Life to Live (N) ’ Å General Hospital (N) ’ Å Judge Joe Judge Joe Judge Judy (N) Judge Judy News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI Brown (N) ’ Brown (N) ’ ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court (N) Å Divorce Court Judge Alex (N) Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent TMZ (N) ’ Å Access Hol- Anderson ’ Å The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU (N) ’ Å ’ Å “Country Crossover” Å “Poison” ’ Å lywood (N) ’ Action 4 Life Better Life 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time It Is Written Å Bible Questions Time Out Variety (In Walking With Health for a Anchors of 30/IND 21 Today Jesus Japanese) Jesus Lifetime Truth 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old How I Met Your Friends ’ Å Frasier “The According to 30 Rock “Jack Friends ’ Å Scrubs “My Bright The Offi ce “The Family Guy King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR Christine Mother Harassed” ’ Jim ’ Å Meets Dennis” Idea” Surplus” ’ Å ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice: Swift Justice: The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show (N) KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Jackie Glass Jackie Glass ’ Å Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Paint This-Jerry Kimchi Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts ’ The Electric Fetch! With Ruff This Old House 7 KOAC Chronicles ’ Friends Å ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) (EI) Å Company Ruffman Å The First 48 A woman’s body is found Hoarders “Michelle; Kim” A woman Intervention “Jeff” Forty-year-old Criminal Minds Four women are Criminal Minds Gideon must identify The First 48 Detectives try to solve a The First 48 Å A&E 24 23 in a house fi re. Å with over 50 pet birds. Jeff’s drinking problem. kidnapped. ’ Å an arsonist. ’ Å murder. Å ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing 8 Rules 8 Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Secret Life of American Teen Lying Game (9:30) “Good- “The Silence of the Lambs”›››› (1991, Suspense) Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins. A mad “Cold Creek Manor”›‡ (2003, Suspense) Dennis Quaid, Sharon Stone, Stephen Dorff. An “Broken Arrow”›› (1996, Action) AMC 68 24 Fellas” (1990) genius helps an FBI trainee pursue a serial killer. Å ex-con plagues a family in their new mansion. Å John Travolta. Å ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston (N) ’ Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Houston Å I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å Be Alive BRAVO 62 46 The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker Most Eligible Dallas Most Eligible Dallas Most Eligible Dallas Most Eligible Dallas Most Eligible CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Enron: Smartest Guys in the Room CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 Walk Hard Scrubs Å Scrubs Å Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity Å Com. Central Futurama ’ Futurama ’ Tosh.0 Å Always Sunny Always Sunny Daily Show CW 12 14 TBA TBA TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å Lifechangers Lifechangers Meet, Browns Meet, Browns ’70s Show ’70s Show ’Til Death ’ Desert Car Kings Crew tries to fi nd a American Chopper Miscalculation; American Chopper “Dryvit Bike” American Chopper The beginning American Chopper Mikey performs Cash Cab ’ Å Cash Cab ’ Å I (Almost) Got DISC 34 30 horsepower engine. assembly problems. ’ Penguin-theme chopper. of OCC. ’ Å standup comedy. Å Away With It 3rd & Bird Special Agent Little Einsteins Jake and the Phineas and Phineas and Fish Hooks Å The Suite Life Wizards of Wizards of Phineas and So Random! Shake It Up! DISN 37 21 (N) Å Oso ’ Å Å Pirates Ferb Å Ferb Å on Deck Waverly Place Waverly Place Ferb Å ’ Å “Shrink It Up” E! 57 25 E! News The E! True Hollywood Story “Titanic”›››› (1997, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet. A woman falls for an artist aboard the ill-fated ship. Hollywood NFL PrimeTime (N) (Live) Å NFL Live (N) (Live) Å Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Monday Night Countdown (N) (Live) Å NFL Football Washington Redskins at ESPN 28 31 Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) Dallas Cowboys. ESPN2 27 49 NASCAR Now Numbers Dan Le Batard Rome/Burning SportsNation (N) Å NFL32 (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å 2011 World Series of Poker FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Dollar Dinners Best Dishes Best Dishes Best Dishes Best Dishes Diners, Drive FX 31 45 (11:30) “The Departed”›››‡ (2006, Crime Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon. “Mr. & Mrs. Smith”››‡ (2005, Action) Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Vince Vaughn. How I Met (11:00) “How to Steal a Mil- (:15) “This Is My Life”››› (1992) Julie Kavner. A saleswoman-turned- “Cinderella Liberty”››› (1973) James Caan, Marsha Mason. Sailor on “Panic in Needle Park”››› (1971, Drama) Al FXM 44 lion”›› (1966) Å comic wrestles with overnight success. Å leave falls in love with Seattle hooker. Pacino, Kitty Winn, Alan Vint. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place HIST 41 34 To Be Announced To Be Announced To Be Announced To Be Announced HLMRK 87 Mad Hungry Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Outrage” The Waltons “The Outrage” The Waltons “The Pledge” Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Ghost Whisperer “Slam” ’ Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Monk ’ Å Monk ’ Å Monk Å LIFE 23 29 How I Met How I Met Desperate Housewives Å Grey’s Anatomy “Let It Be” Medical Medical Cold Case Files ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Mysteries MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. The Substitute Jersey Shore ’ Å ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 World’s Deadliest “” Drugs, Inc. “Meth” Drugs, Inc. “Heroin” Heroin. Explorer “Marijuana Nation” Border Wars Supercarrier: USS Ronald Border Wars NICK 71 39 Max & Ruby Max & Ruby Fresh Beat Backyard SpongeBob Fanboy-Chum The Penguins SpongeBob iCarly Å iCarly Å SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 Living Single Living Single The Bad Girls Club Å The Bad Girls Club Å The Bad Girls Club Å The Bad Girls Club Å The Bad Girls Club Å Bad Girls Club English Premier League Soccer Stoke City vs. Manchester United. (Taped) The Dan Patrick Show (N) TEVA Mountain Games Å LOKAR Car Motorhead Baseball’s Boys in the Hall Mariners All ROOT 38 99 Show Garage TV Golden Age Access SPEED 58 53 Car Crazy On the Edge Barrett-Jackson Spec. Monster Jam NASCAR Race Hub (N) Pass Time Pass Time Monster Jam (N) Pass Time SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die SYFY 43 40 (11:30) Alphas “Pilot” Alphas “Cause & Effect” Alphas “Anger Management” Alphas “Rosetta” Alphas “Never Let Me Go” Alphas Alphas According to Meet the American Dad My Name Is Everybody- Everybody- According to Everybody- Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends Å Friends Å The King of TBS 33 10 Jim ’ Å Browns ’ Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Raymond Jim ’ Å Raymond Queens Å (:15) “A Yank at Eton”›› (1942) Mickey Rooney. Rowdy U.S. boy’s British “She Went to the Races”›› (1945, Comedy) James “It’s a Dog’s Life”››‡ (1955, Comedy) Jeff Richards, “The Painted Veil”››› (1934, Drama) Greta Garbo, TCM 51 26 stepfather puts him in stuffy school. Å Craig, Frances Gifford. Edmund Gwenn, Jarma Lewis. Herbert Marshall. Å TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Mayim” A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Baby’s First Cake Boss ’ Å Cake Boss ’ Cake Boss ’ Cake Boss ’ Cake Boss ’ Cake Boss ’ TNT 36 42 Las Vegas ’ Å Las Vegas “Centennial” ’ Cold Case ’ Å The Closer “LA Woman” Law & Order “Star Crossed” Law & Order Å (DVS) Law & Order TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time Advent. Time Advent. Time Advent. Time TRVL 59 48 Food Wars Food Wars Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Forbes Luxe 11 Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain TVLND 53 28 All in Family (:37) Bonanza (:45) Bonanza Merchant hoards meat supply. (2:53) Bonanza Bonanza “The Paiute War” Jeffersons (:43) Sanford & Son Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent NCIS “Head Case” A chop shop run by NCIS “Family USA 45 15 Philanderer’s wife is murdered. Self-help guru implicated. ’ “Baggage” ’ Å “Suite Sorrow” ’ Å Detectives investigate doctor. Marines. Å Secret” Å VS. 47 422 College Football College Football Talk (N) NBC Sports Talk (N) Adventure Heads-Up Poker “Point Break”››‡ (1991) WE 185 120 Staten Island Cakes Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed “Dream Sorcerer” Charmed ’ Å Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Cheers Å Cheers Å Mad Abt. You Mad Abt. You Old Christine Old Christine Amer. Funniest Home Videos 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ “Michael (:35) “K-9”››‡ (1989, Comedy) James Belushi, Mel Harris. A narcotics agent (:20) “Reversal of Fortune”››› (1990) Glenn Close. Based on the story (:20) “Anger Management”›› (2003, Comedy) (:10) “That Old ENC 642 710 Jackson” and a unique police dog join forces. ’ Å of the Claus von Bulow murder trial. ’ Å Adam Sandler, Jack Nicholson. ’ Å Feeling”›› (10:30) “Invic- The Making Of: “Vampires Suck”›‡ (2010, Comedy) Matt Lanter, Jenn “The Promise: The Making of Darkness on the “Devil”›› (2010, Horror) Chris Messina, Logan “Ice Age”››› (2002) Voices of Ray HBO 500 600 tus”››› ’ The Town Proske, Chris Riggi. ’ Å Edge of Town”››› (2010) ’ Å Marshall-Green, Geoffrey Arend. ’ Å Romano. ’ (10:30) “Gross (:20) “Hurricane Season” (2009, Drama) Forest (:05) Tom Arnold: That’s My (:10) “The Caller”›‡ (2008, Drama) Frank Langella, (:45) “The Haunting at the Beacon” (2009) Teri Polo. iTV. A grieving SHO 600 660 Anatomy” Whitaker, Taraji P. Henson. iTV. ’ Å Story and I’m Sticking to It Elliott Gould, Laura Harring. iTV. ’ woman sees ghostly visions of a dead boy. (11:30) “Newsies”››‡ (1992, Musical) Christian Bale, (:35) “: Havana Nights”›› (2004) (:10) “Irresistible”››› (2006) Susan Sarandon. An illustrator believes a (4:55) “Bandits”››‡ (2001, Comedy) Bruce Willis, Billy TMC 620 690 Robert Duvall, Ann-Margret. ’ Diego Luna, Romola Garai. ’ woman is trying to destroy her family. ’ Å Bob Thornton, Cate Blanchett. ’ Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 22, 2011 The News-Review, Page 25 MONDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 26 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg

Central DC 8 p.m. on KPIC 4,13/CBS Wheel of Jeopardy! Inside Edi- How I Met/ 2 Broke Girls Two and a (:31) Mike & Hawaii Five-0 “Ua Lawe News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With How I Met Your Mother 4 8 Å ’ ’ Å ’ Å ’ KPIC Fortune (N) (N) tion (N) Mother (N) Half Men Molly Wale” (N) David Letterman (N) Ah, guilt. Once upon a time, 4.2/This TV “Paperback “Sweet Lies”›› (1989) Treat Williams. An insurance man is the “Paperback Romance”›› (1994) Gia Carides. A woman “The Group”›››‡ (1966, Drama) Candice Ted (Josh Radnor) cheated on a 292 Å KPIC Romance” quarry of three love-struck women. with a paralyzed leg fears rejection. Bergen, Joan Hackett. woman he was dating. When he 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider The Sing-Off “Season Premiere: Pt. II” The second set of groups The Playboy Club “The News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show runs into her again, he becomes 5 5 Å ’ Å ’ Å KOBI ment ’Night (N) performs. (N) (Part 2 of 2) Scarlett Bunny” (N) With Jay Leno (N) determined to make amends for 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å America’s Antiques Roadshow Arts & Antiques Roadshow “Salt American Experience Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy his long-ago indiscretion. Marshall 8 ’ KSYS Heartland Crafts desk and lamp. Lake City, Utah” “Seabiscuit” Now! and Lily (Jason Segel, Alyson Han- 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Dancing With the Stars (N Same-day Tape) ’ Å (:01) Castle A vigilante is News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- nigan) make a bet with Barney 9 4 Å KEZI ment ’Night (N) suspected of murder. (N) line (N) mel Live (N) (Neil Patrick Harris) that could end 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special My Name Is Everybody Everybody- with him wearing an embarrassing 11 12 ’ Å Å KEVU 700 Club Victims Unit Victims Unit “Hysteria” Earl Hates Chris Raymond necktie of Marshall’s in the new Anchors of Anchors of Truth The Carter Report Give Me the Bible 3-ABN on the Road Books of the Battles of Windows of episode “The Ducky Tie.” 30/IND 21 Truth Book Faith Hope 8 p.m. on KOBI 33/FOX The Simp- Two and a Two and a Terra Nova “Genesis” (Series Premiere) The Shannon family Fox News at (:35) Family (:05) 30 Everybody- American 13 11 The Sing-Off KLSR sons Å Half Men Half Men travels back in time. (N) ’ Å 10 (N) Guy Å Rock Å Raymond Dad Å 46/NBC News Big Bang Big Bang The Sing-Off “Season Premiere: Pt. II” The second set of groups The Playboy Club “The News (:35) The Tonight Show Eight more a cappella singing 6 KTCW Theory Theory performs. (N) ’ (Part 2 of 2) Å Scarlett Bunny” (N) ’ With Jay Leno (N) Å groups perform individually and 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Antiques Roadshow Arts & Antiques Roadshow “Salt American Experience Arabian Horse: The PBS News- together in hopes of moving for- 7 KOAC Business Crafts desk and lamp. Lake City, Utah” “Seabiscuit” ’ Ancient Breed ’ Å Hour Å ward in the competition and win- ning the cash prize and recording (:00) The Hoarders A hoarder may lose Hoarders A house is full of Hoarders “Arline; Carolyn” Å Intervention “Gabe V.” Å Intervention “Casie” A $500- (12:01) A&E 24 23 First 48 his grandchildren. games and puzzles. a-week meth habit. Hoarders contract. Sara Bareilles, Ben Folds and Shawn Stockman judge the ABC FAM 40 32 Lying Game The Lying Game The Lying Game (N) “Step Up 2 the Streets”››‡ (2008, Drama) The 700 Club Å Whose? ›› ››› ››› competing groups, including the (5:30) “Broken Arrow” (1996) John “The Perfect Storm” (2000, Suspense) George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, John C. Reilly. A “The Perfect Storm” (2000) George Dartmouth Aires, the Collective, AMC 68 24 Travolta, Christian Slater. Å fi shing boat sails into the storm of the century. Å Clooney, Mark Wahlberg. Å ’ ’ ’ ’ Messiah’s Men, North Shore, Pen- ANPL 49 47 Be Alive I Shouldn’t Be Alive I Shouldn’t Be Alive Wrong Turn: The Kati Kim Story (N) I Shouldn’t Be Alive Kati Kim tatonix, Sonos, Soul’d Out and the BRAVO 62 46 Eligible Matchmaker Real Housewives/Beverly Real Housewives/Beverly Most Eligible Dallas (N) Happens Real Housewives/Beverly University of Delaware Deltones. CNBC 65 Enron Smartest Guys Millions Mad Money Marijuana: Pot Industry Nightmare in Paid Prog. Wealth Paid Prog. Nick Lachey hosts. CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers 8 p.m. on KLSR ’ ’ COM 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock 30 Rock Futurama South Park Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Daily Show (:31) The Colbert Report Terra Nova CW 12 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ ’ Å ’ Å Cops Å ’Til Death King South Park South Park 14 In 2149, with the Earth dying and Almost, American Chopper: Senior American Chopper: Senior American Chopper: Senior American Underworld American Chopper: Senior American the future of humanity in jeopardy, DISC 34 30 Away vs. Junior ’ Å vs. Junior ’ Å vs. Junior (N) Å (N) ’ Å vs. Junior ’ Å Underworld ››‡ scientists engineer the ultimate do- Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Wizards- Good Luck “High School Musical 3: Senior Year” (2008, Musical Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Wizards- Wizards- over: sending people back in time DISN 37 21 Charlie Å Place Charlie Comedy) Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens. Å Charlie Å Place Place to restart civilization from scratch. E! 57 25 Hollywood E! News (N) Dirty Soap Kendra Kardashian Kardashian Chelsea Lat E! News Steven Spielberg is among the ex- (5:30) NFL Football Washington Redskins at Dallas Cowboys. SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å NFL PrimeTime (N) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å College ESPN 28 31 ecutive producers of this new ad- (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Football venture series, which centers on Å ESPN2 27 49 Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) SportCenter Football Baseball Tonight (N) NFL Films Football College Football Teams TBA. a family headed by father Jim (Ja- FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye son O’Mara) and his surgeon wife, FOOD 72 50 Diners Challenge Unwrapped Crave (N) Best Thing Best Thing Diners Diners Diners Diners Best Thing Elisabeth (Shelley Conn), who join FX 31 45 How I Met Two Men Two Men “XXX”››‡ (2002) Vin Diesel. A spy tries to stop an anarchist with weapons. “XXX”››‡ (2002) Vin Diesel. a settlement led by the charismatic “Panic- “Panic in Needle Park”››› (1971, Drama) Al Pacino, Kitty “Dying Young”››‡ (1991) Julia Roberts. A terminally ill “Quintet”›› (1979, Science Fiction) Paul Cmdr. Nathaniel Taylor (Stephen FXM 44 Needle” Winn, Alan Vint. Å millionaire falls in love with his nurse. Å Newman, Bibi Andersson. Å Lang). HGTV 50 43 First Place Hunters Int’l House House Hunters Int’l Showhouse Showdown House Hunters Int’l House Hunters Int’l Showhouse 9 p.m. on LIFE HIST 41 34 TBA To Be Announced Pawn Stars Pawn Stars (N) Pawn Stars Pawn Stars “Tricked Out” Pawn Stars Movie: The Bling Ring ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Gold Girls Two teenagers (Austin Butler, Yin ION 15 20 (:00) Monk Monk ’ Å Monk ’ Å Criminal Minds “Doubt” Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Without Chang) find an unusual way to pop- LIFE 23 29 Mysteries Unsolved Mysteries Unsolved Mysteries “The Bling Ring” (2011) Jennifer Grey. Premiere. Against the Wall Å Mysteries ularity: stealing clothes, shoes and MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Last Word Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Hardball Chris Matthews Last Word jewelry from the rich and famous. MTV 26 17 ’70s Show Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Death Cuff’d (N) Ridiculous. Death Emboldened by the thrill and the NAT GEO 73 Border Border Wars Supercarrier: USS Ronald Border Wars Border Wars Border Wars Explorer attention they’re getting, they and NICK 71 39 Victorious Big Time SpongeBob BrainSurge My Wife George George Friends ’ Friends ’ ’70s Show ’70s Show George a few friends start breaking into the homes of major stars and stealing OXY 61 Bad Girls The Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club (N) Hair Battle Spectacular The Bad Girls Club Bad Girls millions worth of goods, which gets Mariners MLB Baseball Oakland Athletics at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Mariners The Dan Patrick Show MLB Baseball: Athletics at ROOT 38 99 Pregame Blackout) (Live) Postgame Mariners the attention of the media. Jennifer Grey also stars in this new fact- SPEED 58 53 Pass Time Car Science Car Science Monster Jam Pass Time Pass Time Car Science Car Science NASCAR Race Hub NASCAR based drama. SPIKE 69 38 Ways to Die (:14) 1,000 Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die (:42) 1,000 Ways to Die 9:31 p.m. on KPIC SYFY 43 40 (:00) Alphas Alphas Alphas “Blind Spot” Alphas Alphas “Finale Part 1” Warehouse 13 ’ Å Warehouse Mike & Molly The King of Seinfeld ’ Å Seinfeld “The Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy (N) Å The Offi ce TBS 33 10 Queens ’ Nap” ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Now that Mike and Molly (Billy “China Sky”›› (1945, War) Randolph Scott, “The Inn of the Sixth Happiness”›››‡ (1958) Ingrid Bergman, Curt Jurgens. English mis- “Shanghai Express”››› (1932) Marlene Gardell, Melissa McCarthy) have TCM 51 26 Ruth Warrick. Å sionary Gladys Aylward rescues orphans in China. Å Dietrich, Clive Brook. Å become engaged, Molly, like most TLC 42 41 Cake Boss Cake Boss Cake Boss Cake Boss Cake Boss Cake Boss Cake Boss Cake Boss Cake Boss Cake Boss Cake Boss Cake Boss brides-to-be, is eager to start plan- TNT 36 42 Law Law & Order “Acid” ’ Law & Order ’ Law & Order “Cut” ’ The Closer Å CSI: NY “Redemption” CSI: NY ’ ning the wedding. And Mike, like many grooms-to-be is — dare we TOON 63 33 Johnny T Johnny T Gumball Adventure MAD (N) King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken say it? — not. For the moment, TRVL 59 48 Bourdain No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation Bourdain Å at least, he just wants to go fish- TVLND 53 28 Sanford All-Family All-Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond (10:51) The Nanny Roseanne ing with the guys. Reno Wilson (:00) NCIS NCIS The team searches for a NCIS “Tribes” Muslim Marine WWE Monday Night RAW (N Same-day Tape) ’ Å (:05) “Quantum of Solace”››‡ (2008, USA 45 15 ’ Å ’ ’ Å and Katy Mixon also star in “Goin’ missing Marine. found dead. Action) Daniel Craig. Fishin’,” the season premiere. VS. 47 422 (5:30) “Point Break”››‡ (1991) College Football Talk NBC Sports Talk Heads-Up Poker Heads-Up Poker Prostate 10 p.m. on KPIC 185 Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Ghost Whisperer Å Raising Sextuplets Å Sextuplets WE 120 Hawaii Five-0 WGN-A 14 30 Rock ’ MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at San Diego Padres. (N) ’ (Live) Å News/Nine Futurama Futurama South Park South Park Five-0 gets a new member, Of- (:10) “That Old Feeling”›› (1997) Bette “Father of the Bride”››› (1991, Comedy) Steve Martin, (9:50) “Higher Learning”››› (1995) Omar Epps. Racial “Anger Man- ENC 642 710 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ficer Lori Weston (Lauren German), Midler, Dennis Farina. Diane Keaton, Kimberly Williams. tensions divide a college campus. age.” whose job is to see that the team is (5:30) “Ice REAL Sports With Bryant Real Time With Bill Maher “The Town”››› (2010) Ben Affl eck. A woman doesn’t realize (:15) “Catfi sh”››› (2010, Documentary) HBO 500 600 ››› ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å following Gov. Denning’s (Richard T. Age” Gumbel that her new beau is a bank robber. Jones) new rules. It doesn’t hurt that “Letters to Juliet”›› (2010, Drama) (:15) “Triangle” (2009) Melissa George. Yacht passengers Weeds (iTV) The Big C Weeds (iTV) The Big C “The Pent- SHO 600 660 ’ Å Å ’ ’ Å Å she’s also an accomplished profiler. Amanda Seyfried. iTV. encounter mysterious weather conditions. (N) (iTV) (N) (iTV) house” iTV. Capt. Vince Fryer (Tom Sizemore) (4:55) “Ban- “The Brothers Bloom”››‡ (2008) Rachel Weisz. Con artists “Jackass: The Movie”›› (2002, Comedy) “Leaves of Grass”››‡ (2009) Edward (12:15) “Ka- TMC 620 690 ’ Å ’ Å ’ from Internal Affairs continues his dits” (2001) pick a quirky heiress for their last hustle. Johnny Knoxville. Norton, Keri Russell. boom” investigation of Kono (Grace Park) Page 26, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 22, 2011 TUESDAY AFTERNOON, SEPTEMBER 27

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News (N) Å The Bold and The Talk ’ Å Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful News/Pelley 4.2/This TV (9:30) “The “Stagecoach”›› (1966, Western) Ann-Margret, Alex Cord, Bing Crosby. Passengers brave “Night of the Comet”››‡ (1984) Catherine Mary Stewart. The fate of a “Earthquake”›› (1974, Suspense) Charlton Heston, 292 KPIC Hawaiians” Indians and outlaws on a long journey. Å comet-devastated world rests with two teens. , George Kennedy. Å 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent The Doctors Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI Decapitated woman. ’ Å News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Charlie Barney & Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat WordWorld Å Wild Kratts ’ Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Rose Å Friends Å Red Dog Kid ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (EI) Å (DVS) (DVS) Company Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC The Chew (N) ’ Å One Life to Live (N) ’ Å General Hospital (N) ’ Å Judge Joe Judge Joe Judge Judy (N) Judge Judy News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI Brown (N) ’ Brown (N) ’ ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court (N) Å Divorce Court Judge Alex (N) Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent TMZ (N) ’ Å Access Hol- Anderson ’ Å The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU (N) ’ Å ’ Å Exiled pedophile confesses. Decapitated woman. ’ Å lywood (N) ’ Body & Spirit In Search of 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time Kids Time Puppet Parade Knowing God Secrets Unsealed Presents 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Dick Nunez. Truth Jesus Praise 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old How I Met Your Friends ’ Å Frasier “Trophy According to 30 Rock ’ Å Friends ’ Å Scrubs ’ Å The Offi ce “The Family Guy King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR Christine Mother Girlfriend” Jim ’ Å Duel” ’ ’ Å ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice: Swift Justice: The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show (N) KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Jackie Glass Jackie Glass ’ Å Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Painting and Sweet Life With Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Thomas & Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts ’ The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Ask This Old 7 KOAC Travel Chris Friends Å Friends ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) (EI) Å Company Ruffman House Å The First 48 Detectives try to solve a Hoarders A cancer patient must make Intervention A musician with an Criminal Minds Gideon must identify Criminal Minds Gideon tracks The First 48 A 28-year-old stabbed to The First 48 Å A&E 24 23 murder. Å home livable. addiction to alcohol. Å an arsonist. ’ Å nemesis’s protege. ’ Å death at work. ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing 8 Rules 8 Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Secret Life of American Teen Funny Videos “The Untouchables”›››› (1987, Crime Drama) Kevin Costner, Sean Connery. Incorruptible “Broken Arrow”›› (1996, Action) John Travolta, Christian Slater, Samantha Mathis. A renegade “The Perfect Storm”››› (2000, Suspense) George AMC 68 24 government agents move against Al Capone. Å Air Force pilot commandeers two nuclear bombs. Clooney, Mark Wahlberg. Å ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Houston Å Growing Up... “Cheetah” ’ Untamed and Uncut ’ Å Untamed and Uncut ’ Å Untamed BRAVO 62 46 The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker Most Eligible Dallas Most Eligible Dallas The Rachel Zoe Project Å The Rachel Zoe Project Å Housewives CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) BMW: A Driving Obsession Dreamliner: CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 “Mr. Woodcock”›› (2007) Billy Bob Thornton. Å Scrubs Å Scrubs Å Com. Central Futurama ’ Futurama ’ Tosh.0 Å Always Sunny South Park Daily Show CW 12 14 TBA TBA TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å Lifechangers Lifechangers Meet, Browns Meet, Browns ’70s Show ’70s Show ’Til Death ’ Desert Car Kings 1950 Studebaker. American Chopper Iraq Star American Chopper Scooter American Chopper “Liberty Bike American Chopper Paul Sr. Cash Cab ’ Å Cash Cab ’ Å I Faked My DISC 34 30 ’ Å Foundation bike. ’ Å adventure in New England. ’ 1” ’ Å proposes a snow tubing trip. Own Death ’ 3rd & Bird (N) Special Agent Jungle Junction Jake and the Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and The Suite Life Wizards of Wizards of Phineas and So Random! Shake It Up! DISN 37 21 Oso Å (N) Å Pirates Ferb Å Ferb Å Ferb Å on Deck Waverly Place Waverly Place Ferb Å ’ Å “Sweat It Up” E! 57 25 E! News Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) (Live) Å Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Rise Up (N) “Catching Hell”››› (2011, Documentary) Premiere. ESPN 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) ESPN2 27 49 NASCAR Now Numbers Dan Le Batard Rome/Burning SportsNation (N) Å NFL32 (N) (Live) NFL Live (N) Å WNBA Basketball Playoff: Teams TBA. (N) FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada-Home Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Dollar Dinners Contessa Contessa Contessa Contessa Chopped FX 31 45 (10:30) “Freedomland”›› “Fifteen Minutes”››‡ (2001, Suspense) Robert De Niro, Edward Burns. Two/Half Men Two/Half Men How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met (11:00) “Hudson’s Bay”››‡ “Honor Thy Father”››‡ (1973, Drama) Joseph Bologna. A mobster’s son “100 Rifl es”››‡ (1969) Jim Brown, Raquel Welch. An Arizona lawman is “Emperor of the North”››‡ (1973, Adventure) Lee FXM 44 (1940) Paul Muni. looks at his syndicate-run family’s life. caught in the Yaqui-Mexican confl ict. Å Marvin, Ernest Borgnine. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l HGTV Urban Oasis 2011 Design/Dime Design/Dime Genevieve Genevieve Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Yard Crashers Yard Crashers Property HIST 41 34 To Be Announced To Be Announced To Be Announced To Be Announced HLMRK 87 Mad Hungry Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Triumph” The Waltons Å The Waltons “The Pursuit” Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Monk ’ Å Monk Monk has insomnia. ’ Monk Å LIFE 23 29 How I Met How I Met Desperate Housewives Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Medical Medical Cold Case Files ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Mysteries MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 “40 Days and 40 Nights”›› (2002) Josh Hartnett. ’ Å Teen Mom “Pros & Cons” ’ Å Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ NAT GEO 73 World’s Deadliest Frontier Force Frontier Force Border Wars Cowboys of the Sea Frontier Force NICK 71 39 Max & Ruby Max & Ruby Fresh Beat Backyard SpongeBob Fanboy-Chum The Penguins SpongeBob iCarly Å iCarly Å SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ Top Model (11:30) UEFA Champions League Soccer Napoli vs. Villarreal. (N) (Live) The Dan Patrick Show Husky Stadium Amazing Sports Baseball’s After Party Jay Timbers in Mariners All Seahawks All ROOT 38 99 Stories Golden Age Glazer 30 (N) Access Access (N) SPEED 58 53 Classic Car Chop-Rebuild Barrett-Jackson Spec. Monster Jam NASCAR Race Hub (N) Pass Time Pass Time My Ride Rules My Ride Rules Dumbest Stuff SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n Auction Auction Auction SYFY 43 40 Merlin “Beauty and the Beast” Merlin Merlin goes into hiding. Merlin “The Witchfi nder” ’ Merlin ’ Å Merlin “The Lady of the Lake” Stargate SG-1 “Birthright” ’ Star Trek According to Meet the American Dad My Name Is Everybody- Everybody- According to Everybody- Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å The King of TBS 33 10 Jim ’ Å Browns ’ Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Raymond Jim ’ Å Raymond Queens Å (11:00) “Texas”››› (1941) Private Screenings: Sidney “The Group”›››‡ (1966, Drama) Candice Bergen, Joan Hackett, Elizabeth Hartman. Lakey, Dottie, Priss and other “Spartacus”›››› (1960) Kirk Douglas. A gladiator TCM 51 26 William Holden, Glenn Ford. Lumet Å class of ’33 women go their own ways. Å slave leads a revolt in Rome. Å TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Leia” ’ A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Baby’s First Å 19 Kids-Count 19 Kids-Count 19 Kids-Count 19 Kids-Count 19 Kids-Count TNT 36 42 Las Vegas “Viva Las Vegas” Las Vegas ’ Å Cold Case ’ Å The Closer “Fatal Retraction” Law & Order “Loco Parentis” Law & Order “3 Dawg Night” Law & Order TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Looney Tunes Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time Regular Show Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball TRVL 59 48 Food Wars Food Wars Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Extreme Barhopping Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods TVLND 53 28 All in Family (:37) Bonanza (:45) Bonanza An abduction triggers a confl ict. (2:53) Bonanza Bonanza “Julia Bulette Story” Jeffersons (:43) Sanford & Son Å Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: USA 45 15 Unit “Families” ’ Å Unit “Home” ’ Å Unit “Ritual” ’ Å Unit “Head” ’ Å Unit “Bound” ’ Å Unit “Lowdown” ’ Å SVU VS. 47 422 Whitetail Real Hunting Ruger’s Adv. In-Sideout Motorsports Hour NBC Sports Talk (N) (Live) Adventure Heads-Up Poker “Tin Cup”››› (1996) WE 185 120 Downsized Å Ghost Whisperer “Bad Blood” Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed “The Fourth Sister” Charmed ’ Å Downsized Å Downsized (N) WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Cheers Å Cheers Å Mad Abt. You Mad Abt. You Old Christine Old Christine Amer. Funniest Home Videos 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ How I Met (11:10) “Timecop”››‡ (1994) (12:50) “The Last Song”›› (2010, Drama) Miley (:45) “Father of the Bride Part II”››‡ (1995) Steve Martin. Dual (:35) “Did You Hear About the Morgans?”›‡ (2009, Comedy) Hugh ENC 642 710 Mia Sara ’ Å Cyrus, Greg Kinnear. Å pregnancies play havoc with an anxious family man. ’ Grant, Sarah Jessica Parker. ’ Å (11:30) “The Betrayed” (2008) (:15) “Little Fockers”›‡ (2010) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. The whole clan “Four Christmases”›› (2008) Vince Vaughn, Reese “Real Women Have Curves”››› (2002) America (:15) “Just HBO 500 600 Melissa George. ’ Å arrives for the Focker twins’ birthday. ’ Å Witherspoon, Robert Duvall. ’ Å Ferrera, Lupe Ontiveros. ’ Å Wright” (2010) “World’s Greatest Dad”››› (2009) Robin Williams, (:45) “Love’s Kitchen” (2011) Claire Forlani. A (:15) “This Is England”›››› (2006) Thomas Turgoose. iTV. A boy joins a “Glorious 39” (2009) Romola Garai. A mystery sur- SHO 600 660 Alexie Gilmore. iTV. ’ Å widowed chef fi nds romance with a food critic. gang of skinheads in 1980s Britain. ’ Å rounds a British family on the eve of WWII. (11:35) “Altitude” (2010, Horror) (:10) “Abandon”›‡ (2002) Katie Holmes, Benjamin Bratt. A college student’s “Equilibrium”› (2002) Christian Bale, Emily Watson. A man battles a regime (4:50) “First Born” (2007, Suspense) Elisabeth Shue, TMC 620 690 Jessica Lowndes. ’ Å long-missing boyfriend stalks her. ’ Å that suppresses people’s emotions. ’ Å Steven Mackintosh, Kathleen Chalfant. Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 22, 2011 The News-Review, Page 27 TUESDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 27 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg

Central DC 7:30 p.m. on FX 4,13/CBS Wheel of Jeopardy! Inside Edi- NCIS A beloved Marine is fatally NCIS: Los Angeles Investigat- Unforgettable “Heroes” News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With Movie: Wanted 4 8 KPIC Fortune (N) (N) Å tion (N) ’ stabbed. (N) ’ ing a cyber attack. (N) ’ Å David Letterman (N) ’ 4.2/This TV (5:00) “Earthquake”›› “Avalanche”› (1969) Moustache. Assorted people are subject “Earthquake”›› (1974, Suspense) Charlton Heston, Ava Gardner. An architect “Warrior- An office drone (James McAvoy) 292 KPIC (1974) Charlton Heston. to a mass of loosened snow. tries to rescue his wife after an earthquake. Å Lost” doesn’t realize that, like his father, 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider The Biggest Loser The teams learn about access to the gym. Parenthood Zeek shares News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show he has secret skills as an assassin 5 5 KOBI ment ’Night (N) Å (N) ’ Å advice with Drew. (N) ’ With Jay Leno (N) Å in this fast-paced adventure based 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Immense History Detectives (N) ’ Å “Cruz Reynoso: Sowing Frontline Proposed mosque at Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy on a comic-book series. With an 8 KSYS Possibilities the Seeds of Justice” ground zero. Now! enemy (Thomas Kretschmann) hot 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Dancing With the Stars Dancing With the Stars “The (:01) Body of Proof “Hunting News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- on his heels, he agrees to submit 9 4 KEZI ment ’Night (N) Å (N) ’ Å Results Show” ’ Party” (N) ’ line (N) mel Live (N) to training by mentors (Angelina 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Are You Are You Don’t Forget Don’t Forget My Name Is Everybody Everybody- 11 12 Jolie, again channeling her inner KEVU 700 Club Smarter? Smarter? Lyrics! Lyrics! Earl “Blow” Hates Chris Raymond Lara Croft, and Morgan Freeman) (:00) 3ABN Gospel Journeys ’n Revelation Insights Making Variety Heavens- Exalting His ASI Video Bible Rx Life-Recov- 30/IND 21 who help him perfect the art of Today Outreach Journals Waves View Word Magazine ery killing. Terence Stamp and rap- 33/FOX The Simp- Two and a Two and a Glee Shelby Corcoran shows up (:01) New (:31) Raising Fox News at (:35) Family (:05) 30 Everybody- American 13 11 per Common also are featured. sons Å Half Men Half Men Girl ’ Hope 10 Guy Å Rock Å Raymond Dad Å KLSR at McKinley. (N) (N) 8 p.m. on KPIC 46/NBC News Big Bang Big Bang The Biggest Loser The teams learn about access to the gym. Parenthood Zeek shares News (:35) The Tonight Show 6 NCIS KTCW Theory Theory (N) ’ Å advice with Drew. (N) ’ With Jay Leno (N) Å 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å History Detectives (N) ’ Å Oregon Priceless Frontline Proposed mosque at Not in Our Town: Light in PBS News- When a squeaky-clean young 7 KOAC Business Experience Antiques ground zero. the Darkness (N) Å Hour Å Marine shows up for his homecom- (:00) The Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage (12:01) Stor- ing party with a fatal stab wound, A&E 24 23 First 48 Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å age Wars Gibbs (Mark Harmon) digs into his ABC FAM 40 32 Videos “Step Up 2 the Streets”››‡ (2008, Drama) “50 First Dates”›› (2004) Adam Sandler. The 700 Club Å Whose? past and uncovers some startling (5:00) “The Perfect Storm”››› (2000) “The Mummy”››› (1999, Adventure) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz. A mummy (:45) “The Mummy”››› (1999) Brendan Fraser. A mummy information. , AMC 68 24 George Clooney. Å seeks revenge for a 3,000-year-old curse. seeks revenge for a 3,000-year-old curse. Cote de Pablo and David McCal- ANPL 49 47 Untamed Piranhas ’ Å River Monsters Madagascar ’ Å River Monsters Madagas. lum also star in the new episode BRAVO 62 46 Housewives Real Housewives/Beverly The Rachel Zoe Project The Rachel Zoe Project The Rachel Zoe Project The Rachel Zoe Project Eligible “Restless.” CNBC 65 Dreamliner: Dreamliner: Inside the Mad Money Dreamliner: Inside the Dreamliner: Inside the Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. 8 p.m. on KOBI KMTX CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers The Biggest Loser COM 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ Work. Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 (N) Work. Daily Show Colbert Rep Tosh.0 Most folks have to fit their trips to CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ 90210 “Greek Tragedy” Ringer (N) ’ Å Cops Å ’Til Death King South Park South Park the gym in around the rest of their I Faked My Dirty Jobs Turning molasses Auction Auction Auction Auction Carfellas Carfellas Auction Auction Carfellas busy lives, so this new episode will DISC 34 30 Own Death into rum. ’ Å Kings Å Kings Å Kings (N) Kings Å (N) Å (N) Å Kings Å Kings Å ’ Å be good training for the contestants’ Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Wizards- PrankStars “Enchanted”››› (2007, Fantasy) Amy Adams, Patrick Fish Hooks A.N.T. Farm Wizards- Wizards- return to the real world. They’re told DISN 37 21 Charlie Å Place Å Dempsey, James Marsden. Å Å Å Place Place each team will have only two hours E! 57 25 Kardashian E! News (N) Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Dirty Soap Chelsea Lat E! News a day to work out, and a tempta- “Catching 2011 World Series of 2011 World Series of SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter tion challenge involving doughnuts ESPN 28 31 Hell”››› Poker Main Event. Poker Main Event. will determine who gets what time ESPN2 27 49 Basketball Baseball Tonight (N) SportsCenter (N) Å Baseball Tonight (N) NFL Live Å World, Poker Poker slots. Dr. Huizenga has some so- FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye bering news about the contestants’ FOOD 72 50 Chopped Cupcake Wars Chopped “Thyme Flies” Chopped Champions Chopped Chopped health. A maze exercise proves FX 31 45 Two Men Two Men “Wanted”››› (2008, Action) James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman. Sons of Anarchy (N) Sons of Anarchy Anarchy harder than it looks. “Emperor- “Predator 2”›› (1990) Danny Glover. Police offi cers lock “Big Trouble in Little China”››‡ (1986, Action) Kurt Russell, “Capone”››‡ (1975, Crime Drama) Ben 8 p.m. on KLSR FXM 44 Å Å Å North” horns with a bloodthirsty alien. , Dennis Dun. Gazzara, Susan Blakely. Glee HGTV 50 43 Property Hunters Int’l House House For Rent (N) Property Property House Hunters Int’l House Hunters Int’l Property Mr. Schuester (Matthew Mor- HIST 41 TBA To Be Announced To Be Announced Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Top Shot “Ramp It Up” Top Shot “Ramp It Up” TBA 34 rison) decides that some of the HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier Frasier Gold Girls Å Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å glee club members could use some ION 15 20 (:00) Monk Without a Trace Without a Trace Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Without intensive training and sets up a Å Å Å LIFE 23 29 Mysteries Unsolved Mysteries American Pickers American Pickers Picker Sisters Picker Picker Pickers “boot camp.” Shelby Corcoran (Id- MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Ed Show The Last Word Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Hardball Chris Matthews Last Word ina Menzel, “Wicked”) returns to ’ Å Å ’ MTV 26 17 Awkward. Awkward. Awkward. Awkward. Teen Mom “Pros & Cons” Teen Mom (N) Awkward. Teen Mom McKinley High. and NAT GEO 73 Frontier Frontier Force Cowboys of the Sea Frontier Force Frontier Force Border Wars Alaska also star in the new NICK 71 39 Victorious Big Time SpongeBob BrainSurge My Wife George George Friends ’ Friends ’ ’70s Show ’70s Show George episode “I Am Unicorn.” ››› Å ››› Å OXY 61 Top Model The Bad Girls Club “Clueless” (1995) Alicia Silverstone. “Clueless” (1995) Alicia Silverstone. Perfect 9 p.m. on KPIC Mariners MLB Baseball Oakland Athletics at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Mariners The Dan Patrick Show MLB Baseball: Athletics at NCIS: Los Angeles ROOT 38 99 Pregame Blackout) (Live) Postgame Mariners SPEED 58 53 Dumbest Nissan GT Academy (N) My Ride My Ride Dumbest Dumbest Nissan GT Academy NASCAR Race Hub Motorcycle When the Department of De- SPIKE 69 38 Auction Auction (:42) ’ Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Repo Repo Auction fense becomes the target of a SYFY 43 40 Star Trek “P2”›‡ (2007) Wes Bentley, Rachel Nichols. “The Devil’s Advocate”››‡ (1997) Keanu Reeves, Al Pacino. Å Messengers cyber attack, Hanna (LL Cool J) The King of Seinfeld ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan (N) Å The Offi ce Å and his colleagues join forces with TBS 33 10 Queens ’ Theory Theory Theory Theory Theory Theory the National Security Agency to (5:00) “Spartacus”›››› (1960) Kirk Douglas. A gladiator “Seven Days in May”›››› (1964, Suspense) Burt Lancaster, (:45) “The Way West”›› (1967, Western) Kirk Douglas, track down the creator and control- TCM 51 26 slave leads a revolt in Rome. Å Kirk Douglas, Fredric March. Å Robert Mitchum, Richard Widmark. Å ler of the program. Callen (Chris TLC 42 41 19 Kids 19 Kids 19 Kids 19 Kids 19 Kids 19 Kids 19 Kids Couple Couple 19 Kids 19 Kids 19 Kids O’Donnell) continues looking into TNT 36 42 Law Law & Order ’ Law & Order ’ “Rush Hour 3”›‡ (2007) Jackie Chan. Å CSI: NY “Point of View” CSI: NY ’ his own past in the new episode TOON 63 33 Johnny T Squirrel Looney Looney Gumball King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken “Cyber Threat.” Eric Christian Olsen TRVL 59 48 Bizarre Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Jaw-Dropping Rentals Alaska Unleashed (N) Vegas Insiders Å Plane Sexy Å Ak Unlshd and Daniela Ruah also star. TVLND 53 28 Sanford All/Family All-Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond (:15) Roseanne ’ Å Roseanne 9 p.m. on BRAVO Law & Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special CSI: Crime Scene Investiga- Law & The Rachel Zoe Project USA 45 15 Order: SVU Victims Unit “Unstable” Victims Unit “Sugar” ’ Victims Unit “Locum” ’ Victims Unit “Bulls Eye” tion “Go to Hell” ’ Order: SVU While Rachel and Joey are get- ››› ››› VS. 47 422 (5:30) “Tin Cup” (1996) Sports Talk “Tin Cup” (1996, Comedy) Kevin Costner, Rene Russo. Sports Talk Adventure Cash Flow ting ready for the Oscars, Rodger Å Å Å Å Å WE 185 120 Downsized Downsized Downsized Downsized Ghost Whisperer Downsized Downsized and his boys seize the opportunity ’ ’ ’ WGN-A 14 How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama South Park South Park to party in Las Vegas one last time (:20) “The Great Outdoors”›› (1988) Dan “Rumble in the Bronx”››‡ (1995) Jackie (:35) “Get Shorty”›››‡ (1995, Comedy) John Travolta, Gene (:20) “Timecop”››‡ (1994) before the baby comes. Jeremiah ENC 642 710 Aykroyd, John Candy. ’ Å Chan, Anita Mui. ’ Å Hackman, Rene Russo. ’ Å Mia Sara ’ Å stays behind to finish up last-min- (:15) “Just Wright”››‡ (2010) Queen “Little Fockers”›‡ (2010, Comedy) Robert De (:45) “Machete”››‡ (2010, Action) Danny Trejo. The victim of Boardwalk Empire “21” ute shopping for the big move. HBO 500 600 Latifah, Common. ’ Å Niro, Ben Stiller. ’ Å a double-cross seeks revenge. ’ Å ’ Å Marisa sends Rachel and Rodger (5:00) “Glo- (:15) “The Other Woman”›› (2009, Comedy-Drama) Weeds (iTV) The Big C Weeds (iTV) The Big C “The Six Wives of Henry Lefay”› (2008) to a hotel on moving day to keep SHO 600 660 ’ Å Å ’ Å Å rious 39” Natalie Portman, Lisa Kudrow. iTV. (iTV) (iTV) Tim Allen, Elisha Cuthbert. iTV. them out of the way in the new epi- “Grace”›› (2009, Horror) Jordan Ladd, “Paris, je t’aime”››‡ (2006) . A collection has “Cairo Time”››› (2009) Patricia Clarkson, “Blue Seduction” (2009) Billy TMC 620 690 ’ Å Å ’ Å ’ Å sode “Rodger Goes to Vegas and Gabrielle Rose. 18 vignettes set in Paris. Alexander Siddig. Zane. Rachel Moves Out.” Page 28, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 22, 2011 WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON, SEPTEMBER 28

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News (N) Å The Bold and The Talk Actor Michael E. Knight. Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful (N) ’ Å News/Pelley 4.2/This TV (10:00) “The “Taras Bulba” (2009, Action) Bogdan Stupka, Igor Petrenko, Vladimir Vdovichenkov. The Cossack “The Winds of Autumn”›› (1975, Western) Charles B. Pierce, Earl E. “Thieves Like Us”›››› (1974, Crime Drama) Keith 292 KPIC Vikings” Å learns of his wife’s murder and son’s capture. Å Smith, Dub Taylor. Å Carradine, Shelley Duvall. Å 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent The Doctors Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) NBC Nightly News 5 5 KOBI Philandering wife. ’ Å News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Charlie Barney & Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat WordWorld Å Wild Kratts ’ Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Rose Å Friends Å Red Dog Kid ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (EI) Å (DVS) (DVS) Company Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC The Chew (N) ’ Å One Life to Live (N) ’ Å General Hospital (N) ’ Å Judge Joe Judge Joe Judge Judy (N) Judge Judy News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI Brown (N) ’ Brown (N) ’ ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court (N) Å Divorce Court Judge Alex (N) Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent TMZ (N) ’ Å Access Hol- Anderson ’ Å The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU (N) ’ Å ’ Å Former is murdered. Philandering wife. ’ Å lywood (N) ’ Action 4 Life Books of the 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time Most Important Questions Å Feature Presentations Better Life On Tour 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Book Jesus 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old How I Met Your Friends ’ Å Frasier ’ Å According to 30 Rock “The Friends ’ Å Scrubs “My New The Offi ce ’ Å Family Guy King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR Christine Mother Jim ’ Å Break-Up” ’ Suit” ’ ’ Å ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice: Swift Justice: The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show (N) KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Jackie Glass Jackie Glass ’ Å Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Best of Joy of Ucook! With Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts ’ The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Travelscope Å 7 KOAC Painting Chef Bob ’ Friends Å ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) (EI) Å Company Ruffman (DVS) The First 48 A 28-year-old stabbed to Hoarders “Dawn; Linda” A hoarder Intervention A woman suffers from Criminal Minds Gideon tracks Criminal Minds The team profi les a The First 48 A couple are gunned The First 48 Å A&E 24 23 death at work. lost a cousin on 9/11. an eating disorder. Å nemesis’s protege. ’ Å rapist and murderer. ’ down at home. Å ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing 8 Rules 8 Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Secret Life of American Teen 8 Rules “Two Minute “The Perfect Storm”››› (2000, Suspense) George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, John C. Reilly. A fi shing boat sails into “The Italian Job”››› (2003, Crime Drama) Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron, Edward Norton. “Sword- AMC 68 24 Warning”›› the storm of the century. Å A thief and his crew plan to steal back their gold. Å fi sh”››‡ ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Houston Å Growing Up... ’ Å Confessions: Animal Hoarding Confessions: Animal Hoarding Confessions BRAVO 62 46 The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker Top Chef: Just Desserts Top Chef: Just Desserts Top Chef Dsrt CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) The Facebook Obsession Apocalypse CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 “Kingpin”››‡ (1996) Woody Harrelson, Randy Quaid. Å Scrubs Å Scrubs Å Com. Central Futurama ’ Futurama ’ Tosh.0 Å Always Sunny South Park Daily Show CW 12 14 TBA TBA TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å Lifechangers Lifechangers Meet, Browns Meet, Browns ’70s Show ’70s Show ’Til Death ’ Desert Car Kings Shop vs yard American Chopper “Wendy’s Bike American Chopper “Wendy’s Bike American Chopper The guys travel American Chopper Work continues Cash Cab ’ Å Cash Cab ’ Å Double Life DISC 34 30 demolition derby. Å 1” ’ Å 2” ’ Å to South Africa. Å on the double build. ’ Å 3rd & Bird (N) Special Agent Little Einsteins Jake and the Phineas and Phineas and Fish Hooks Å The Suite Life Wizards of Wizards of Phineas and So Random! Shake It Up! DISN 37 21 Oso Å Å Pirates Ferb Å Ferb Å on Deck Waverly Place Waverly Place Ferb Å ’ Å “Break It Up” E! 57 25 E! News Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe Dirty Soap Hollywood Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) (Live) Å Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Å ESPN 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) ESPN2 27 49 NASCAR Now Numbers Dan Le Batard Rome/Burning SportsNation (N) Å NFL32 (N) (Live) NFL Live (N) Å CrossFit CrossFit CrossFit FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada-Home Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Dollar Dinners Giada Giada-Home Giada-Home Giada-Home Diners, Drive FX 31 45 (10:30) “Fifteen Minutes” “Déjà Vu”››› (2006, Suspense) Denzel Washington, Val Kilmer. “Wanted”››› (2008, Action) James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman. Two/Half Men (11:00) “Mr. Hobbs Takes a “Made for Each Other”››› (1971) Renee Taylor, Joseph Bologna. Two “Trapped in Paradise”››‡ (1994) Nicolas Cage, Jon Lovitz. Bank robbers “Breaking Away”›››› (1979) Dennis Christopher, FXM 44 Vacation”››‡ (1962) Å urban misfi ts meet at an encounter group. Å foiled by niceness in Paradise, Pa. Å Dennis Quaid, Daniel Stern. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Secrets Antonio Divine Design Divine Design Divine Design Candice Tells Design Inc. ’ Design Inc. ’ Get It Sold Get It Sold My First Place HIST 41 34 To Be Announced To Be Announced To Be Announced To Be Announced HLMRK 87 Mad Hungry Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons Å The Waltons “The Move” The Waltons “The Whirlwind” Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Monk Monk falls under a spell. Monk ’ Å Monk Å LIFE 23 29 How I Met How I Met Desperate Housewives Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Medical Medical Cold Case Files ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Mysteries MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 Made ’ Made ’ Made ’ The Substitute The Substitute The Substitute The Substitute The Substitute The Substitute ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 World’s Deadliest “India” Border Wars Border Wars Border Wars Border Wars Snipers, Inc. Rocket City NICK 71 39 Max & Ruby Max & Ruby Fresh Beat Backyard SpongeBob Fanboy-Chum The Penguins SpongeBob iCarly Å iCarly Å SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 (11:30) “Shall We Dance?”››‡ (2004) Å “Raise Your Voice”›› (2004) Hilary Duff, Oliver James. Å “The Perfect Man”›› (2005) Hilary Duff, Chris Noth. Å “Fools Rush In”›› (1997) (11:30) UEFA Champions League Soccer BATE vs. Barcelona. (N) (Live) The Dan Patrick Show Timbers in 30 Graham Seahawks All Mariners All Beavers All Cougars All Huskies All ROOT 38 99 Bensinger Access Access Access (N) Access (N) Access (N) SPEED 58 53 Guys Garage Truck U Barrett-Jackson Spec. Monster Jam NASCAR Race Hub (N) Pass Time Pass Time Dumbest Stuff Dumbest Stuff My Ride Rules SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ Unleash SYFY 43 40 The Twilight Zone ’ Å The Twilight Zone ’ Å The Twilight Zone ’ Å The Twilight Zone ’ Å Paranormal Witness Paranormal Witness Para. Wit. According to Meet the American Dad My Name Is Everybody- Everybody- According to Everybody- Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å The King of TBS 33 10 Jim ’ Å Browns ’ Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Raymond Jim ’ Å Raymond Queens Å “I Take This (:45) “Northwest Passage”›››‡ (1940, Adventure) Spencer Tracy, Robert Young. A major “The Great Lie”››› (1941) Bette Davis, George Brent. A woman shelters “The Constant Nymph”›› (1943, Drama) Charles TCM 51 26 Woman” Å and his rangers search for a near-mythical passage. Å her rival after the man they love is lost. Å Boyer, Joan Fontaine. Premiere. TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Teresa” A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Baby’s First Extreme Couponing ’ Å Extreme Cou Extreme Cou Extreme Cou Extreme Cou Extreme Cou TNT 36 42 Las Vegas ’ Å Las Vegas ’ Å Cold Case ’ Å The Closer Å Law & Order “Blackmail” ’ Law & Order “” ’ Bones Å TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time Regular Show MAD Squirrel TRVL 59 48 Food Wars Food Wars Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Donut Crazy Å Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food TVLND 53 28 All in Family (:37) Bonanza (:45) Bonanza Joe falls for a saloon owner. (2:53) Bonanza Bonanza Jeffersons (:43) Sanford & Son NCIS “Head Case” A chop shop run by NCIS “Family Secret” An ambulance NCIS “Bait” A teen holds his school NCIS “Iced” The body of a missing NCIS The team probes a cryptogra- NCIS “Bloodbath” Abby becomes the NCIS “Jeopardy” USA 45 15 Marines. Å explodes in transit. ’ hostage. ’ Å Marine is found. ’ pher’s death. ’ Å target of a stalker. Å VS. 47 422 Charlie Moore Sportfi shing Beach Volleyball NBC Sports Talk (N) (Live) Adventure Heads-Up Poker Adventure North Dallas WE 185 120 My Fair Wedding Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer “Slam” ’ Charmed “The Witch Is Back” Charmed “Wicca Envy” Å Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Cheers Å Cheers Å Mad Abt. You Mad Abt. You Old Christine Old Christine Amer. Funniest Home Videos 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ How I Met (11:15) “Dying Young”››‡ (:10) “Undercover Brother”››› (2002, Comedy) (:40) “Crooklyn”››‡ (1994, Drama) , Delroy Lindo. Family (:35) “Death at a Funeral”›› (2010, Comedy) Keith (:10) “Field of ENC 642 710 (1991) Julia Roberts. ’ Å Eddie Griffi n, Chris Kattan. ’ Å deals with life in 1970s Brooklyn. ’ Å David, Loretta Devine. ’ Å Dreams” ’ (11:45) “The Cutting Edge: Going for the Gold” “Sins of My Father”››› (2009) The son of the drug “Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore”›‡ “Nanny McPhee Returns”››‡ (2010) Emma Thompson. A nanny uses HBO 500 600 (2006) Christy Carlson Romano. ’ Å lord connects with victims. (2010) Voices of James Marsden. magic to teach mischievous children a lesson. ’ (10:30) “Look- “Accidents Happen”››‡ (2009) Geena Davis, Har- (:05) “Make Believe” (2010) Six magicians battle for (:40) The Love We Make (iTV) Paul McCartney Sept. (:15) “Rebirth” (2011) iTV. The lives of fi ve people evolve SHO 600 660 ing for Eric” rison Gilbertson. iTV. ’ Å the title of Teen World Champion. Å 11 benefi t concert. in the years after 9/11. ’ Å (11:55) “Wild Target”›› (2010, Action) Bill Nighy, (:35) “Fade to Black” (2006) Danny Huston, Paz Vega. Filmmaker Orson (:20) “Extreme Ops”› (2002) Devon Sawa. A fi lm “The Survivor”› (1998) Xavier De Cline. An alien tries TMC 620 690 Emily Blunt, Rupert Grint. ’ Å Welles investigates a murder in Rome. ’ Å crew eludes terrorists in the Austrian Alps. to re-enslave the human race. Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 22, 2011 The News-Review, Page 29 WEDNESDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 28 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg

Central DC 8 p.m. on KOBI KMTX 4,13/CBS Wheel of Jeopardy! Inside Edi- Survivor: South Pacifi c Criminal Minds A series of CSI: Crime Scene Investiga- News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With Up All Night 4 8 KPIC Fortune (N) (N) Å tion (N) ’ ’ Å murders in Oklahoma. tion (N) ’ David Letterman Å Reagan (Christina Applegate) 4.2/This TV (5:00) “Thieves Like “The Delinquents”›› (1957) Tommy “Thieves Like Us”›››› (1974, Crime Drama) Keith Carradine. Three escaped “Cutter’s Way”››› (1981) comes to grips with the idea of 292 KPIC Us”›››› (1974) Å Laughlin, Peter Miller. Å convicts terrorize the Depression-era South. Å Jeff Bridges. Å giving up her beloved convertible 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider Up All Night Free Agents Harry’s Law Harry and her Law & Order: Special News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show in favor of a safer, more practical 5 5 KOBI ment ’Night (N) Å “New Car” (N) team fi ght for a client. Victims Unit (N) ’ Å With Jay Leno (N) Å family car. Chris (Will Arnett) tries to 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Natural NOVA The Sphinx and the NOVA Earthquake and tsunami Nature Psychological profi le of Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy make a deal on a vehicle that will be 8 KSYS Heroes ’ people who built it. strikes Japan. ’ the leopard. ’ Now! both safe and stylish. At work, Ava 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider The Middle Suburgatory Modern (:31) Happy Revenge Emily gets to work on News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- (Maya Rudolph) wants the show 9 4 KEZI ment ’Night (N) Å (N) Å “Pilot” ’ Family (N) Endings ’ her next target. line (N) mel Live (N) to take on more serious topics but has trouble dealing with all the prep 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Burn Notice A paranoid Burn Notice “Devil You Know” My Name Is Everybody Everybody- 11 12 work involved. Nick Cannon also KEVU 700 Club kidnapper. ’ Å ’ Å Earl Å Hates Chris Raymond stars in the new episode “New Car.” (:00) 3ABN Eleventh Hour Evidence It Is Written In Search of Mission Bible Ques- Revelation Now His Words From My Knowing 30/IND 21 Today Å Truth Stories tions Are Life Heart God 8 p.m. on KEZI 33/FOX The Simp- Two and a Two and a The X Factor “Auditions No. 3” Hopefuls perform for the judges. Fox News at (:35) Family (:05) 30 Everybody- American The Middle 13 11 KLSR sons Å Half Men Half Men (N) ’ Å 10 (N) Guy Å Rock Å Raymond Dad Å Chord Overstreet (“Glee”) guest 46/NBC News Big Bang Big Bang Up All Night Free Agents Harry’s Law Harry and her Law & Order: Special News (:35) The Tonight Show 6 stars in this new episode as Mr. KTCW Theory Theory “New Car” (N) team fi ght for a client. Victims Unit (N) ’ Å With Jay Leno (N) Å Wilkerson, Brick’s (Atticus Shafer) 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Lost Treasures of the NOVA Earthquake and tsunami NOVA Survivors of the tsunami Tavis Smiley Reports “Too PBS News- new fourth-grade teacher, who 7 KOAC Business Ancient World ’ Å strikes Japan. ’ in Japan. (N) ’ Important to Fail” Hour Å earns himself a meeting with Mike (:00) The Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage (12:01) Stor- (Neil Flynn) for allowing the boy to A&E 24 23 First 48 Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å age Wars skip gym. Embarrassed to have Sue (Eden Sher) attending high school ABC FAM 40 32 “50 First Dates”›› (2004) Adam Sandler. “Sweet Home Alabama”›› (2002) Reese Witherspoon. The 700 Club Å Whose? ››‡ ›› ›› with him, Axl (Charlie McDermott) (:00) “Swordfi sh” (2001) John Travolta, “The Peacemaker” (1997, Action) George Clooney, Nicole Kidman, Marcel Iures. A scientist “The Peacemaker” (1997, Action) pulls a prank that gets her in trouble. AMC 68 24 Hugh Jackman. Å and a soldier seek stolen nuclear weapons. George Clooney, Nicole Kidman. At home, Frankie () ANPL 49 47 Hoarding Confessions: Hoarding Confessions: Hoarding Confessions: Hoarding Confessions: Hoarding Confessions: Hoarding Hoarding and Mike argue over who’s the boss BRAVO 62 46 Top Chef The Rachel Zoe Project Real Housewives/Beverly Real Housewives/Beverly Top Chef: Just Desserts Top Chef: Just Desserts Housewives of the family in “Hecking Order.” CNBC 65 Apocalypse American Greed Mad Money Apocalypse 2012 American Greed Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. 8:30 p.m. on KOBI KMTX CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Free Agents COM 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ Chappelle’s Chappelle’s South Park South Park South Park Swardson Daily Show Colbert Rep South Park In the new episode “Dr. Hu,” Alex CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ “Kim Kardashian” America’s Next Model Cops Å ’Til Death King South Park South Park (Hank Azaria) is dismayed to find (:00) Double MythBusters Bullet dropped MythBusters “Dodge a Bullet” MythBusters Testing how clean Sons of Guns “Flying Guns MythBusters Testing how clean Sons of Stephen (Anthony Head) has as- DISC 34 30 Life Å vs. fi red. Å ’ Å a motorcycle run. and Uzis” Å a motorcycle run. Guns Å signed Emma (Natasha Leggero) Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Wizards- A.N.T. Farm “: The Movie”››‡ (2009, Musical) Miley So Random! A.N.T. Farm Wizards- Wizards- to an important new account. Mean- DISN 37 21 Charlie “replicANT” Place Å Cyrus, . Å ’ Å “replicANT” Place Place while, Helen (Kathryn Hahn) takes E! 57 25 Hollywood E! News (N) Sex-City Sex-City E! True Hollywood Story E! Special Kendra Chelsea Lat E! News Alex’s advice and sees his therapist MLB Base- MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å MLB Base- (guest star Ian Anthony Dale), but ESPN 28 31 ball ball she discovers she would prefer to see him personally rather than pro- 27 CrossFit Baseball Tonight (N) SportsCenter (N) Å Baseball Tonight (N) NFL Live Å CrossFit CrossFit SportCenter ESPN2 49 fessionally. FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye 8:30 p.m. on KEZI FOOD 72 50 Diners Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Food Truck Race Restaurant Suburgatory FX 31 45 Two Men Two Men Two Men “Step Brothers”››‡ (2008, Comedy) Will Ferrell. “Step Brothers”››‡ (2008, Comedy) Will Ferrell. Two Men “Breaking “Prelude to a Kiss”››‡ (1992, Fantasy) Alec Baldwin, Meg “Kiss Me ”››‡ (1982, Romance-Comedy) Sally “Prelude to a Kiss”››‡ (1992, Fantasy) Single dad George (Jeremy Sis- FXM 44 Away” Å Ryan, Kathy Bates. Å Field, James Caan, Jeff Bridges. Å Alec Baldwin, Meg Ryan. Å to) moves himself and his daughter, Tessa (Jane Levy), out of Manhat- HGTV 50 43 First Place Hunters Int’l House Income Income Property Brothers Å Property Brothers Å House Hunters Int’l Property Å Å tan and into a house in the suburbs HIST 41 34 TBA To Be Announced Ancient Aliens (N) Brad Meltzer’s Decoded Brad Meltzer’s Decoded Aliens after he discovers her stash of con- ’ ’ ’ ’ HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Gold Girls doms. There they find themselves ION 15 20 (:00) Monk Without a Trace Å Without a Trace Å Without a Trace “Risen” Criminal Minds “Identity” Criminal Minds “Lucky” Without thrust into the world of nose jobs, LIFE 23 29 Mysteries Unsolved Mysteries Dance Moms Å Dance Moms Å Dance Moms (N) Å To Be Announced Dance sugar-free Red Bull and power par- MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Ed Show The Last Word Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Hardball Chris Matthews Last Word faits. Tessa soon discovers there’s MTV 26 17 ’70s Show Awkward. ’ Jersey Shore ’ Å Teen Mom Å The Real World Å The Real World Å Awkward. more beneath the skin of even the most superficial of suburban- NAT GEO 73 Rocket City Rocket City Rocket City Snipers, Inc. Rocket City Rocket City Rocket City Rocket City Border Wars Aircrane ites. Cheryl Hines, Alan Tudyk and NICK 71 39 Victorious Big Time SpongeBob BrainSurge My Wife George George Friends ’ Friends ’ ’70s Show ’70s Show George ›› Å ›‡ Å ›‡ Å Carly Chaikin also star in this new OXY 61 (5:30) “Fools Rush In” (1997) “Hope Floats” (1998) Sandra Bullock. “Hope Floats” (1998) Sandra Bullock. Fools Rsh sitcom. Mariners MLB Baseball Oakland Athletics at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Mariners The Dan Patrick Show MLB Baseball: Athletics at ROOT 38 99 Pregame Blackout) (Live) Postgame Mariners 9 p.m. on KPIC Criminal Minds SPEED 58 53 My Ride The Car Dumbest Dumbest Dumbest My Ride My Ride The Car Dumbest NASCAR Race Hub Motorcycle SPIKE 69 38 Unleash ’ UFC Unleashed (N) ’ The Ultimate Fighter (N) BlueMount BlueMount Unleash This new episode gives a new meaning to the term “senseless kill- SYFY 43 40 Para. Wit. Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters (N) Å Paranormal Witness (N) Ghost Hunters ’ Å Para. Wit. ’ Å ’ Å Å ings.” Rossi (Joe Mantegna) and his The King of Seinfeld Seinfeld Meet the Meet the House of House of House of House of Conan (N) The Offi ce colleagues are in rural Oklahoma TBS 33 10 Queens ’ Browns Browns Payne Payne Payne Payne “Fun Run” ››› ›››› investigating a series of murders in “Constant “Baby Face” (1933, Drama) Barbara “Two Heads on a Pil- (:45) “All Quiet on the Western Front” (1930, War) Lew Ayres, Will Rogers: which each of the female victims is TCM 51 26 Nmph” Å low”›‡ Å Winging Stanwyck, George Brent. (1934) Louis Wolheim, John Wray. robbed of one of her five senses. TLC 42 41 Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Reid (Matthew Gray Gubler) is an- TNT 36 42 (:00) Bones Bones ’ Å The Mentalist ’ Å The Mentalist “Redline” Bones ’ Å CSI: NY ’ Å CSI: NY ’ gry with JJ and Prentiss (A.J. Cook, TOON 63 33 Johnny T Johnny T Hole in Wall Dude Destroy King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken Paget Brewster) over their decep- TRVL 59 48 Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man v Food Man v Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man v Food tion about Prentiss’ “death.” Andy TVLND 53 28 Sanford All-Family All/Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Divorced Retired at The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Milder and Tracy Middendorf guest (:00) NCIS NCIS: Los Angeles “Identity” NCIS The team tries to replace NCIS Gibbs must protect his NCIS “Worst Nightmare” A girl NCIS “Bait” A teen holds his NCIS “Iced” star in “Proof.” 45 USA 15 “Jeopardy” ’ Å Ziva. ’ Å loved ones. ’ Å is kidnapped. Å school hostage. ’ ’ Å 9 p.m. on KOBI VS. 47 422 (:00) “North Dallas Forty”››› Sports Talk “North Dallas Forty”››› (1979) Nick Nolte. Adventure Sports Talk Adventure Paint Zoom Harry’s Law WE 185 120 Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Ghost Whisperer Å Braxton Family Values Braxton Although the charges against WGN-A 14 How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock ’ Scrubs ’ Scrubs Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama South Park South Park Harry (Kathy Bates) have been dropped, D.A. Remmick (Jean (:10) “Field of Dreams”›››‡ (1989, “”››‡ (1994) John Goodman, (:35) “Undercover Brother”››› (2002, (:05) “The Blues Brothers”››› (1980) ENC 642 710 Fantasy) Kevin Costner. ’ Å Elizabeth Perkins. ’ Å Comedy) Eddie Griffi n. ’ Å John Belushi. ’ Å Smart) won’t let up on her, order- ing the police to harass her and The Strange History of Don’t Ask, Don’t “It’s Complicated”››‡ (2009) Meryl Streep. A divorcee is Boardwalk Empire “21” Real Time With Bill Maher “Edge of HBO 500 600 Tell ’ Å caught between her ex and an architect. ’ Å ’ Å Darkness” plant evidence against Eric (Alfred ›‡ ’ Å ’ Å Molina). Cassie (Karen Olivo) inves- (5:15) “Re- “Push” (2009) Chris Evans. iTV. Rogue psychics battle a covert Inside the NFL (iTV) (N) Inside NAS- Weeds (iTV) Inside the NFL (iTV) Inside NAS- tigates a fired housekeeper with a SHO 600 660 birth” Å government agency. ’ Å CAR (N) ’ Å CAR (iTV) violent history. Harry recruits Tommy “Dear Lemon Lima” (2009) Melissa Leo, “Hugh Hefner: Playboy, Activist and Rebel” (2009) Hugh (:05) “The Last International Playboy” (:35) “Birds of Ameri- TMC 620 690 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ›› ’ Å (Christopher McDonald) to wrangle Savanah Wiltfong. M. Hefner, James Caan, Tony Curtis. (2008, Comedy) Jason Behr. ca” (2008) the media in the new episode. Page 30, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 22, 2011 THURSDAY AFTERNOON, SEPTEMBER 29

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Å 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent The Doctors Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI “Enemy Within” ’ Å News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Charlie Barney & Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat WordWorld Wild Kratts ’ Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Rose Å Friends Å Red Dog Kid ’ Knows a Lot Cloud dragon. (EI) Å (DVS) (DVS) Company Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC The Chew (N) ’ Å One Life to Live (N) ’ Å General Hospital (N) ’ Å Judge Joe Judge Joe Judge Judy (N) Judge Judy News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI Brown (N) ’ Brown (N) ’ ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court (N) Å Divorce Court Judge Alex (N) Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent TMZ (N) ’ Å Access Hol- Anderson ’ Å The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU (N) ’ Å ’ Å “The War at Home” ’ Å “Enemy Within” ’ Å lywood (N) ’ Body & Spirit Journeys ’n 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time Kids Time Engage The Carter Report Central Study Hour 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Dick Nunez. Journals Jesus Praise Live 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old How I Met Your Friends “The One Frasier ’ Å According to 30 Rock “The Friends ’ Å Scrubs “His Story The Offi ce Å Family Guy King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR Christine Mother in Vegas” Jim ’ Å Baby Show” III” ’ ’ Å ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice: Swift Justice: The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show (N) KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Jackie Glass Jackie Glass ’ Å Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Painting With Cuisine Culture Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Thomas & Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts ’ The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Wild Photo 7 KOAC Paulson Å ’ Å Friends Å Friends ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) (EI) Å Company Ruffman Adventures The First 48 A couple are gunned Hoarders “Theresa; Karen” A hoarder Intervention “Sharon” A 51-year-old Criminal Minds The team profi les a Criminal Minds “L.D.S.K.” Broad The First 48 Man shot in his home. Å The First 48 Å A&E 24 23 down at home. Å eats expired food. grandmother. Å rapist and murderer. ’ daylight. ’ Å ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing 8 Rules 8 Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Secret Life of American Teen 8 Rules (10:00) “The Hurricane”›››‡ (1999) Denzel “Rambo: First Blood Part II”›› (1985) Sylvester Stallone, Richard “Bulletproof”›‡ (1996) Damon Wayans, Adam Sandler. Assassins dog a “King Arthur”››‡ (2004) Clive AMC 68 24 Washington, Vicellous Reon Shannon. Å Crenna. Ex-Green Beret goes on Vietnam mission. Å cop and a fugitive witness en route to L.A. Å Owen, Keira Knightley. ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Houston Å Growing Up... “Polar Bear” ’ The Most Extreme ’ Å The Most Extreme ’ Å Most Extreme BRAVO 62 46 The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Supermarkets Inc: Inside Coffee CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 “American Pie”››› (1999, Comedy) Jason Biggs. Å Scrubs Å Scrubs Å Com. Central Futurama ’ Futurama ’ Tosh.0 Å Always Sunny South Park Daily Show CW 12 14 TBA TBA TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å Lifechangers Lifechangers Meet, Browns Meet, Browns ’70s Show ’70s Show ’Til Death ’ Desert Car Kings Jason buys a American Chopper OCC’s 10th American Chopper Kobalt chopper American Chopper OCC’s 10th American Chopper “Howe Caverns” Cops & Coyotes “Drugs, Mules and Texas Drug DISC 34 30 Chevrolet Chevelle. Å anniversary. ’ Å project. ’ Å anniversary. ’ Å Howe Caverns. ’ Smugglers” Å Wars Å 3rd & Bird (N) Special Agent Jungle Junc- Jake and the Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and The Suite Life Wizards of Wizards of Phineas and So Random! Shake It Up! Å DISN 37 21 Oso Å tion Å Pirates Ferb Å Ferb Å Ferb Å on Deck Waverly Place Waverly Place Ferb Å “Coco Jones” E! 57 25 E! News 15 Hollywood Girls Gone Gor Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Keeping Up With the Kardashians Khloé gets married. Kardashian Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) (Live) Å Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Audibles (N) (Live) College Football South Florida at Pittsburgh. (N) (Live) ESPN 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) ESPN2 27 49 NASCAR Now Numbers Dan Le Batard Rome/Burning SportsNation (N) Å NFL32 (N) (Live) Dan Le Batard Football Live High School Football FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada-Home Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Dollar Dinners Minute Meals Minute Meals Minute Meals Minute Meals Chopped FX 31 45 “Ghost Town”››› (2008) Ricky Gervais, Téa Leoni. “Zoolander”››‡ (2001, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson. “Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo”›‡ (1999) Rob Schneider. How I Met (11:00) “Let’s Make Love”››› “Breaking Away”›››› (1979) Dennis Christopher. Four high-school “Sister, Sister”››‡ (1982) Diahann Carroll, Rosalind Cash. Three sisters “Soul Food”››› (1997, Comedy-Drama) Vanessa L. FXM 44 (1960) Å graduates ponder their uncertain futures. Å must decide whether to sell the family home. Williams, Vivica A. Fox. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Genevieve Genevieve Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Curb/Block Curb/Block Property HIST 41 34 To Be Announced To Be Announced To Be Announced To Be Announced HLMRK 87 Mad Hungry Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Tempest” The Waltons “The Carousel” The Waltons “The Hot Rod” Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program “Dirty Harry”›››‡ (1971) Clint Eastwood. ’ Monk ’ Å Monk A killer murders women. Monk ’ Å Monk Å LIFE 23 29 How I Met How I Met Desperate Housewives Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Project Runway Å Project Runway Å Project Runway Å Projct Runway MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 Teen Mom Awkward. ’ Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å The Substitute ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 World’s Deadliest When Rome Ruled Finding Atlantis Search for Noah’s Ark Border Wars When Aliens Attack NICK 71 39 Max & Ruby Max & Ruby Fresh Beat Backyard SpongeBob Fanboy-Chum The Penguins SpongeBob iCarly Å iCarly Å SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 “I’ll Always Know What You Did Last” “Don’t Say a Word”››‡ (2001) Michael Douglas, Sean Bean. Å “Dark Water”››‡ (2005) Jennifer Connelly, Tim Roth. Å Law Order: CI (11:00) MLB Baseball Oakland Athletics at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco The Dan Patrick Show (N) Action Sports World Champion- The I7 (N) Downunder TEVA Mountain Games Å College Foot- ROOT 38 99 Field in Seattle. (Subject to Blackout) ships Horsemanship ball Preview SPEED 58 53 NASCAR Racing From Dover International Speedway, Sept. 26, 2010. NASCAR Race Hub (N) NASCAR Racing Pinks - All Out Wrecked SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ Unleash SYFY 43 40 The Darkside The Darkside Paranormal Witness “The Road Warrior”›››‡ (1981, Action) Mel Gibson. “Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome”››› (1985) Mel Gibson, Tina Turner. According to Meet the American Dad My Name Is Everybody- Everybody- According to Everybody- Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å The King of TBS 33 10 Jim ’ Å Browns ’ Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Raymond Jim ’ Å Raymond Queens Å (:15) “The Naked City”›››‡ (1948) Barry Fitzgerald. Two police detec- “Street Scene”›››› (1931, Drama) Sylvia Sidney. Two “American Madness”›› (1932, Drama) Walter “Hullabaloo Over Georgie and Bonnie’s Pic- TCM 51 26 tives investigate the murder of a playgirl. Å families in a New York tenement. Huston, Pat O’Brien, Kay Johnson. Å tures”››› (1979) Peggy Ashcroft. Premiere. TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Courtney” A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Baby’s First What Not to Wear “Renee” Say Yes Say Yes Fabulous Cakes “New York” LA Ink Å TNT 36 42 Las Vegas ’ Å Las Vegas “The Real McCoy” Cold Case ’ Å The Closer “Blue Blood” Law & Order “Fed” ’ Law & Order “Crashers” ’ Bones Å TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Looney Tunes Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time Regular Show Squirrel Almost Naked TRVL 59 48 Food Wars Food Wars Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Extreme Pig Outs Å Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food TVLND 53 28 All in Family (:37) Bonanza (:45) Bonanza (2:53) Bonanza Bonanza Good Times Jeffersons Sanford & Son Burn Notice “Pilot” A former spy Burn Notice “Identity” Con artist. Å Burn Notice “Fight or Flight” Protec- Burn Notice Michael dodges assas- Burn Notice Michael must recruit Burn Notice The wrong side of NCIS “Hiatus” Å USA 45 15 helps people in need. tion from drug traffi cker. sination attempts. Å a spy. Å Jamaican smugglers. Å VS. 47 422 Elk Fever Goin’ Country Dangerous Adventure King of Wake Formula D NBC Sports Talk (N) (Live) Adventure Adventure World Extreme Cagefi ghting WE 185 120 Bridezillas “Frankie & Ruby” Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed “Feats of Clay” ’ Charmed “The Wendigo” ’ Bridezillas “Kim & Frankie” Bridezillas WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Cheers Å Cheers Å Mad Abt. You Mad Abt. You Old Christine Old Christine Amer. Funniest Home Videos How I Met How I Met How I Met (11:30) “Anaconda”› (1997) (:05) “Solitary Man”››› (2009) Michael Douglas, (:40) “Law Abiding Citizen”›‡ (2009) Jamie Foxx. A prosecutor gets (:35) “Daddy Day Care”›› (2003, Comedy) Eddie (:10) “Dumb ENC 642 710 Jennifer Lopez. ’ Å Mary-Louise Parker. ’ Å caught up in a vengeful prisoner’s twisted scheme. Murphy, Jeff Garlin. ’ Å and Dumber” REAL Sports With Bryant “Hereafter”››‡ (2010, Drama) Matt Damon, Cécile de France. Death Boardwalk “Lottery Ticket”››‡ (2010) Bow Wow. A young man (:15) “Avatar”›››‡ (2009) Sam Worthington, Voice of HBO 500 600 Gumbel ’ Å touches three people in different ways. ’ Å Empire wins a multimillion-dollar prize. ’ Zoe Saldana. ’ Å “Jefferson in (:25) “Enemies Among Us” (:45) “Telling Lies in America”››‡ (1997) Kevin Bacon. iTV. An im- “Talihina Sky: The Story of Kings of Leon” (2011, “Spooner”››‡ (2009, Comedy-Drama) Matthew Lillard, SHO 600 660 Paris”››› (2010) Eric Roberts. iTV. ’ migrant teen learns about life in 1960s Cleveland. ’ Documentary) iTV. Nora Zehetner. iTV. ’ Å (11:35) “La Dolce Vita”›››‡ (1960) Marcello Mastroianni, Anita Ekberg. An ambivalent “Believers”›› (2007, Horror) Johnny Messner, Jon Huertas. Paramedics (:20) “The Dry Land”›› (2010, Drama) Ryan O’Nan, (5:55) “Know- TMC 620 690 tabloid reporter ponders decadence in Rome. (Subtitled-English) become captives of a doomsday cult. America Ferrera. ’ Å ing”›› ’ Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 22, 2011 The News-Review, Page 31 THURSDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 29 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg

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Howard 8/PBS PBS NewsHour “Raw Second The This Old House Hour Lark Rise to Candleford California’s Vine Talk Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy and Bernadette (Simon Helberg, 8 KSYS Opium.” (N) ’ Å Opinion ’ ’ Å ’ Å Green ’ Å Now! Melissa Rauch) spend a weekend 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Charlie’s Angels “Bon Voy- Grey’s Anatomy “Take the (:02) Private Practice “God News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- with Mrs. Wolowitz (Carol Ann Susi) 9 4 KEZI ment ’Night (N) Å age, Angels” (N) ’ Lead” (N) ’ Å Laughs” ’ Å line (N) mel Live (N) in the new episode “The Pulled 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Without a Trace “Run” An Without a Trace A brother is My Name Is Everybody Everybody- 11 12 Groin Extrapolation.” Jim Parsons KEVU 700 Club offi ce shooting. Å suspected. ’ Earl Å Hates Chris Raymond and also star. (:00) 3ABN Today Live Better Life Signs of the Gospel Time Out Knowing God 3ABN Today Live 30/IND 21 Today Times Outreach 8 p.m. on KOBI 33/FOX The Simp- Two and a Two and a The X Factor “Auditions No. 4” Hopefuls perform for the judges. Fox News at (:35) Family (:05) 30 Everybody- American Community 13 11 KLSR sons Å Half Men Half Men (N) ’ Å 10 (N) Guy Å Rock Å Raymond Dad Å When a friend of hers is taken 46/NBC News Big Bang Big Bang Community Parks and The Offi ce Whitney “First Prime Suspect Jane helps News (:35) The Tonight Show hostage in another country, Britta 6 Å Å Å KTCW Theory Theory (N) Recreation (N) Date” Duffy with a case. With Jay Leno (N) (Gillian Jacobs) feels compelled to 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour “Raw Oregon Art Outdoor Doc Martin “Going Bodmin” The Adventures of Sher- History Detectives ’ Å PBS News- 7 commit an act of civil disobedience, Business ’ Å Beat Å Idaho ’ lock Holmes ’ Å Hour Å KOAC Opium.” (N) Martin’s fi rst patient. giving Chang (Ken Jeong) a bap- (:00) The The First 48 “Update Special: The First 48 “Without a Trace; The First 48 “Brother’s Bread; The First 48 A clerk is shot by The First 48 A clerk is shot by (12:01) The A&E 24 23 tism of fire in his new job as a cam- First 48 Bait and Switch” Street Justice” Into the Woods” a masked man. a masked man. First 48 pus security officer. Annie (Alison ABC FAM 40 32 “Sweet Home Alabama”›› (2002) Reese Witherspoon. “Two Weeks Notice”››‡ (2002) Sandra Bullock. The 700 Club Å Whose? Brie) seeks the study group’s help (5:30) “King Arthur”››‡ (2004) Clive “No Country for Old Men”›››‡ (2007, Crime Drama) Tommy Lee Jones. A “No Country for Old Men”›››‡ (2007, Crime Drama) AMC 68 24 in winning a model United Nations Owen, Keira Knightley. hunter fi nds the remains of a drug deal gone bad. Tommy Lee Jones, Javier Bardem. competition against a new frenemy ’ ’ Å ’ ’ Å ’ ’ ANPL 49 47 Extreme Untamed and Uncut Swamp Wars Hillbilly Handfi shin’ Tanked Hillbilly Handfi shin’ Tanked (Irene Choi), also named Annie, BRAVO 62 46 Housewives Thicker Than Water Matchmaker Matchmaker Matchmaker Matchmaker Matchmkr in the new episode “Geography of CNBC 65 Coffee The Coffee Addiction Mad Money The Coffee Addiction The Coffee Addiction Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Global Conflict.” CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers 9 p.m. on KPIC COM 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ Futurama Futurama Futurama South Park South Park Tosh.0 Daily Show Colbert Rep Tosh.0 Person of Interest CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ (N) The Secret Circle (N) ’ Cops Å ’Til Death King South Park South Park (:00) Texas American Chopper ’ Å Sons of Guns Will joins three American Chopper: Senior American Underworld ’ Å American Chopper: Senior American The Machine is supposed to lead DISC 34 30 Drug Wars M16’s together. ’ vs. Junior ’ Å vs. Junior ’ Å Underworld Finch and Reese (Michael Emer- Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Wizards- Wizards- “16 Wishes”››‡ (2010, Comedy) Debby (:10) A.N.T. Wizards- A.N.T. Farm Wizards- Wizards- son, Jim Caviezel) to people who DISN 37 21 Charlie Å Place Place Ryan, Jean-Luc Bilodeau. Å Farm Å Place Å Place Place are about to be involved in crimes. E! 57 25 E! Special E! News (N) Sex-City Sex-City “Mean Girls 2” (2011, Comedy) Meaghan Martin. Chelsea Lat E! News So they’re not sure what to do when (5:00) College Football South Florida at SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å College ESPN 28 31 it points them to a teenager who Pittsburgh. (N) (Live) Football was killed two years ago ... except Å ESPN2 27 49 High School Football Rise Up (N) NFL Live (N) MMA Live CrossFit SportCenter perhaps to question its reliability. FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye Taraji P. Henson also stars in the FOOD 72 50 Chopped Chopped “Gotta Grill!” Chopped “High Hopes” Chopped Champions Sweet Genius (N) Iron Chef America Chopped new episode “Ghosts.” FX 31 45 How I Met How I Met How I Met Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Sunny Archer (N) Sunny Archer Archer 9 p.m. on KOBI KMTX (5:00) “Soul “The Fabulous Baker Boys”››› (1989, Romance-Comedy) “Soul Food”››› (1997, Comedy-Drama) Vanessa L. Williams, “The Fabulous Baker Boys”››› (1989) FXM 44 Food” Å Jeff Bridges, Michelle Pfeiffer. Å Vivica A. Fox, Nia Long. Å Jeff Bridges, Beau Bridges. 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“There was a certain amount of apprehension about cataract surgery. In the old days you went in the hospital for what seemed like a week; here it is a matter of minutes. My wife was able to watch the surgery. She said it was amazing how quick it was.

The thing that impressed me the most was the service. Dr. Weston means business. The number of people he has on his staff and their caring attitude was impressive. The staff goes out of their way to serve. From the very fi rst visit with Dr. Weston’s medical and technical professionals, I could sense how eager everyone was to meet my needs.

The Results . . .

Before the surgery, I had problems with cloudiness and it was annoying. After the cataracts were surgically removed and intraocular lenses implanted in both eyes, the haze was gone. It is a comfort to see better. I do 541.672.2020 woodworking and I can see the pencil 2435 NW KLINE, ROSEBURG lines better even in the low light of my garage. Douglas County’s Specialists in: I can recommend, without • Cataracts • Macular Degeneration reservations, Dr. Jon-Marc Weston • Glaucoma • Dry Eyes / Low Vision and his staff.” Jon-Marc Weston, MD, FACS Steven Tronnes, OD, FAAO _ Robert Boisselle Medicare Assignment Accepted | Certified Ambulatory Surgical Facility