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* &YJUt$BOZPOWJMMF 03t*OGPt3FTtTFWFOGFBUIFSTDPN Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 25, 2011 The News-Review, Page 3 what’s HAPPENING ROSEBURG High Five Music in Roseburg or online at www.historicoak- Duck Run races to FACE RACE landoregon.com. stop child abuse Information: 541-580-2058. The Duck Race for Children is Saturday at River Forks DRAIN Parks in Roseburg. The day’s events begin at 8 The Valley Boys a.m. with the Duck Run. The shake up Drain Run includes timed 10K and The North Douglas Perform- 5K runs, an untimed 5K run or ing arts Council presents walk and a half-mile kid’s run. Eugene-Springfield area band The registration fee is $20. The Valley Boys from 7 to 9 Duck Race ducks cost $10 p.m. Friday at the Drain Civic each and can be purchased at Center, 205 West A. St. various locations around Rose- The Valley Boys plays a burg. More than $28,000 in blend of ’50s and ’60s rock, prizes are in the kitty for win- disco, blues and more. The ning first- through 10th-place band has kept the West Coast duckies. Ducks enter the water shaking since 1983, every- around noon. where from smoky little night Free family events, includ- spots to the Oregon Gover- ing a potluck and barbecue, nor’s ball, according to a press begin at 10:30 a.m. release. All proceeds benefit the Doors open at 6:30 p.m. Duck Race to help prevent Tickets are $5 per person. child abuse in Douglas County. Refreshments will be avail- Information: 541-530-6186. able. Information: 541-836-2505. MYRTLE CREEK NEWS-REVIEW file photo Author signs, CANYONVILLE Speed-eating contests — this year’s will be a competition to see who can be the first Pioneer Days signs Friday to wolf down pie — are a popular hallmark of Canyonville’s Pioneer Days Festival, Battle Ground, Wash., which kicks off today in the historic South County town. starts Thursday author Dan Oliver will be In its 45th year, Canyonville signing copies of his book, Pioneer Days is the South “Dust of Old Dole Road,” and 2 p.m. on Sundays at the and fiddle music from folk Sept. 1. Semifinals are Sept. County town’s nod to a rich from 9:30 a.m. to 4 p.m. Fri- house at 512 Old Applegate music scholar Linda Daniel- 8 and finals are at noon Sept. history linked to travelers on day at Mostly Books, 111 Sec- Road. son, Sept. 25. 11 at the Swanson Amphithe- the Oregon Trail. ond Ave. The house is described as Information: 541-849-2917 atre in conjunction with the The four-day festival kicks Oliver’s book is a memoir of the oldest in Oregon that has or www.applegatehouse.com. 42nd annual Umpqua Valley off today and runs through his childhood in Myrtle Creek. been continuously owned by Wine, Art and Music Festi- Sunday. Oliver is also a musician and the same family. OAKLAND val. Cash prizes total $700; There will be a midway, a will perform two 30-minute Tours are led by Shannon each category will have a pie-eating contest, a cake concerts at 11:30 a.m. and 4 and Susan Applegate and cost Umpqua’s Got first, second and third place. walk, a parade at 10 a.m. Sat- urday, a horseshoe contest and p.m. $5 per person or $10 per fami- Contest categories are 10 Information: 541-315-0054. ly. Talent ready to go the 39th annual frog-jumping Preliminaries for the years and younger, 11 to 16, contest. Live music and food There is no charge for 17 to 30, and 31 years and YONCALLA admission to the grounds or “Umpqua’s Got Talent” con- are on tap throughout the cele- test continue at 6:30 tonight older. bration. weekly music. There is also A sound system is provided, in Oakland City Park. The For a complete schedule of Applegate House wine tasting. but instruments must be The music schedule includes contest is hosted by the City events, visit canyonvillecham- opens next month brought and all presentations ber.org/events.html. Annie Ocean on autoharp, of Oakland and Oakland Eco- are limited to four minutes. Tours of the historic Apple- Sept. 4; Shasta Ray and the nomic Development Commit- Pioneer Days is sponsored gate House are scheduled for Semifinals are Sept. 8 and by the Canyonville Lions Downhome Band, Sept. 11; tee. finals are Sept. 11 as part of every Sunday in September. “Music of the Pioneers” by Joe The final preliminaries will Club. Tours are limited to the first the festival. and Kathleen Ross, Sept. 18; be at the same time and place Information: 541-839-4232. 40 people and start at 1 p.m. Applications available at OAKLAND ■ Mail: Currents, The News-Review, P.O. Box 1248, Roseburg, 97470. Currents reporter: DD Bixby Phone: 541-957-4218 Century Farm ■ Drop-off: The News-Review office at 345 N.E. Winchester St., Roseburg. Currents editor: Tricia Jones CURRENTS Phone: 541-957-4216 ■ Email: [email protected] hosts ranch ride TV Guide questions: Bring a horse and a lunch to To submit local arts and ■ Fax: (541) 957-4270 Vicki Menard Phone: 541-957-4203 take a tour of the Century entertainment information, Farm Langdon Ranch, begin- send printed or Information must be received by noon Friday to be Published every Thursday by ning at 9 a.m. Saturday at the typewritten information to: published in the following Thursday’s Currents. Please see BRIEFS, page 4 Page 4, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 25, 2011 Briefs CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3 weekly CALENDAR ranch, 500 Langdon Lane (also known as Red Hill Road). Elvis and Johnny Cash, to rockabilly This is the fifth year of the THURSDAY,Thursday, Aug. 25 AUG. 25 and blues. 541-679-5444. THE VALLEY BOYS — 7 to 9 p.m., trail ride. Tours start at 9 a.m. Drain Civic Center, 205 West A. St., and 10 a.m. MUSIC Drain. Eugene-Springfield area band The trail ride takes a about NATTY BONES BLUES DUO — 5 to plays an eclectic blend of ’50s and ’60s two hours and goes around the 8 p.m., Charley’s BBQ, 812 W. Harvard rock, disco, blues and more. Concert is Ave., Roseburg. Blues. No cover. 541- presented by the North Douglas Per- Langdon Ranch. 957-1786. forming Arts Council. Doors open at Riders should bring a sack MUSIC IN THE PARK — 6 to 8:30 6:30 p.m. Tickets are $5 per person. lunch. Drinks and dessert will p.m., Millsite Park, Myrtle Creek. Port- Refreshments available. 541-836-2505. be provided. Donations are land band Kathy Boyd and Phoenix Ris- ing performs. Regular summer concert THEATER accepted. RSVP is requested. series is most Thursday nights. All con- MOVIES AT THE MUSEUM — After Information: 541-849-2833. certs, parking is free. Bring seats, blan- dark, Douglas County Museum, 123 kets. Pets are welcome. 541-860-5846. Museum Drive, Roseburg. “Rio” will be showing in the parking lot in front of EVENTS the museum. Admission is free, snacks 45th ANNUAL CANYONVILLE PIO- are available for $1. Gates open at 8 NEER DAYS — 4 to 9 p.m., Pioneer p.m. Museum is also open free of Park, Canyonville. Nod to this South charge before the movie begins. Pro- County town’s rich pioneer history is a ceeds benefit museum education pro- four-day festival. Today’s events include grams. 541-957-7007. The Grand opening ceremonies, music, barbecue, pie auction and pie-eating contest. For Courtesy photo EVENTS a complete schedule visit canyonvil- BOOK SIGNING AND CONCERTS — Victorian lechamber.org/events.html. 541-839- Bluegrass outfit Kathy Boyd and Phoenix Rising play 9:30 a.m. to 4 p.m., Mostly Books, 111 Myrtle Creek 4232. Music in the Park tonight, and My Coffee and Wine Experi- Second Ave., Myrtle Creek. Battle TALENT PRELIMINARIES — 6:30 Ground, Wash., author Dan Oliver will p.m., City Park, Oakland. Umpqua’s Got ence Friday. See this page for details. be signing his book, “Dust of Old Dole “Great Smokies” Talent contest is holding preliminary YOUNG ADULT & TEEN DANCE — 7 ens, get official merchandise and tick- Road,” which is a memoir of his child- Produced by special arrangement with Heuer tryouts today and Sept. 1. Categories to 10:30 p.m., Tri City Veterans Memor- ets for the upcoming bout and enter a hood in Myrtle Creek. Oliver, also a Publishing LLC of Cedar Rapids, Iowa. are 10 years and younger, 11 to 16 ial Building, 252 S. Old Pacific High- raffle for VIP tickets and other prizes. musician, will perform two mini con- years old, 17 to 30 years old and 31 way, Myrtle Creek. Live bands and DJs [email protected] certs at 11:30 a.m. and 4 p.m. 541- A Hillbilly comedy with years and older. Semifinals are Sept. 8 sponsored by Chikonky Music Produc- m. 315-0054. Singin’ and Dancin’ and finals are Sept. 11 in conjunction tions. 541-863-7575. 45th ANNUAL CANYONVILLE PIO- with the 42nd Umpqua Valley Wine, Art VIXENS PEP RALLY — 9 p.m. to NEER DAYS — 11 a.m. to 11 p.m., Pio- DDinnerinner TTheatreheatre and Music Festival. Applications avail- midnight, M’s Roseburg, 443 S.E. Jack- Friday,FRIDAY, Aug. 26 AUG. 26 neer Park, Canyonville. Nod to this able at High Five Music in Roseburg or son St., Roseburg. Rally before the South County town’s rich pioneer histo- online. Umpqua Valley Roller Vixens bout ry is a four-day festival. Today’s events www.historicoaklandoregon.com. 541- against the Mount Shasta Mighty MUSIC include cake walk, bingo, music, pio- 580-2058. Rollers. Opportunity to meet the Vix- KATHY BOYD AND PHOENIX RISING neer queen coronation, talent show — 5 to 8 p.m., My Coffee and Wine finals and the midway. For a complete Experience, 1700 Garden Valley Road, schedule visit Canyonville’s Suite 100, Roseburg. Bluegrass and canyonvillechamber.org/events.html. folk. No cover. 541-229-1230. 541-839-4232. DYLAN JAMES — 7 to 10 p.m. Chimps Hangout at Joe Monkey Calendar of Events Restaurant, 500 S.E. Cass Ave., Rose- Please see CALENDAR,page 5 22011011 burg. Cover music includes stylings of August PIONEER DAYS - Aug. 25th-28th 45th Annual Pioneer Days. Family oriented celebration with live music, food, games, vendors and a Saturday morning parade down Main Street. Information: 541.817.7472. Bed Racing Entries Wanted! - event is Saturday after the Purchase a Harman Accentra Pellet Stove and parade. Contact Javelin at 541.839.4167 for more information. receive a FREE ton of pellets. Up To a August Offer Ends 9/30/11 $ 20, 21, 26, 27, 28 September 300 FREE MOVIES in the PARK - Tuesdays and Fridays Receive Up To $100 Trade in value for your Pioneer Park, at dusk weather permitting. For Movie Information call uncertifi ed wood stove. Tax Credit* Fri. & Sat. ~ 7pm 541.839.4105 or 541.839.4232. CANYONVILLE CRAFT FAIR - Sept. 9th Sundays ~ 5pm Free admission. Saturday from 9am - 6pm at Seven Feathers Convention Center. www.sevenfeathers.com FALL CLASSIC RODEO - Sept. 17th & 18th Only $35.00 October Per Person FREE MOVIES in the PARK - Tuesdays and Fridays Pioneer Park, at dusk weather permitting. For Movie Information call (541) 863-3011 541.839.4105 or 541.839.4232. PUMPKIN & MUSIC FESTIVAL + CAR SHOW - Oct. 8th (2nd Saturday) 828 N. Old Pacifi c Hwy BUNCO BONANZA - Columbus Day, Oct. 10th Myrtle Creek, OR El Paraiso restaurant in Canyonville. www.grandvictorianmc.com HAUNTED HOUSE - date TBA Tickets Available at: Th e Grand Victorian ~ Myrtle Creek November Hanson Jewelers ~ Roseburg VETERANS REMEMBRANCE - Nov. 11th Harvard Ave Drugs ~ Roseburg 5541-672-030641-672-0306 Millsite Mercantile ~ Myrtle Creek December 22583583 WW.. HHARVARDARVARD CANYONVILLE CHRISTMAS TREE wwww.fiww.fi shershearthandhome.comshershearthandhome.com LIGHTING - 1st Friday * See store for details. CCB# 180108 All events subject to change or cancellation without prior notice. Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 25, 2011 CALENDAR The News-Review, Page 5
CONTINUED FROM PAGE 4 bike rodeo, chili cook-off. Cost is $12 ceeds go to the Wounded Warriors per day or $35 for all three days. Pro- Foundation. www.umpquavalleythun- Saturday, Aug. 27 ceeds go to the Wounded Warriors der.com. 541-673-1414. SATURDAY, AUG. 27 Foundation. www.umpquavalleythun- 3RD ANNUAL CANYONVILLE CRAFT der.com. 541-673-1414. FAIR — 9 a.m. to 6 p.m., Seven Feath- MUSIC ers Casino Resort, 146 Chief Miwaleta 40 WAYS TO SUNDAY — 9 to 12 Lane, Canyonville. Douglas County p.m., Jersey Lilly Tavern, 1430 N.E. Dee Saturday,SATURDAY, Sept. 3 SEPT. 3 Crafters presents this large craft show St., Roseburg. Rock. 541-672-9131. of artisans from around the county. SHORT BUS — 7 to 10 p.m. Chimps Handmade items include fine jewelry to Hangout at Joe Monkey Restaurant, EVENTS wood carving, paintings, needlework, 500 S.E. Cass Ave., Roseburg. Early FORT UMPQUA DAYS — 6 a.m. to candy makers and authors. Event is Chicago blues to Nashville country, 7:30 p.m., Elkton Community Educa- free. www.douglascountycrafters.com. Motown R&B to classic rock. 541-679- tion Center, 15850 Highway 38 West, 541-860-5888 or 541-863-6047. 5444. Elkton. Two-day event runs through HIPNOTES — 5 to 8 p.m., Charley’s Sept. 4. Saturday’s events include a BBQ, Charley’s BBQ, 812 W. Harvard parade, book sale, con eating contest, Sunday,SUNDAY, Sept. 4 SEPT. 4 Ave., Roseburg. Rock from the ’50s bass tournament, pageants and a and ’60s, antique cars, free wine tast- dance. Included in this year’s events is ing, dance contest. All part of 5th reenactment for Fort Umpqua life in the MUSIC Annual Pork Out BBQ, with pork pur- 1800s and demonstrations of how the DYLAN JAMES — 1 to 5 p.m., Pyre- modern replica is being constructed. nees Vineyard and Cellars South Loca- chased from the 4-H and FFA auction. News-Review file photo www.elktoncommunityeducationcen- tion, 15332 Old Highway 99 South, No cover. 541-957-1786. ter.org. 541-584-2692. Myrtle Creek. Free music every Sunday Rubber duckies will sail down the river in the Duck Race for UMPQUA VALLEY THUNDER — 8 as part of the winery’s Summer on the EVENTS Children Saturday. See this page for details. a.m. to 1 a.m., Douglas County Fair- Deck series, which continues through DUCK RACE FOR CHILDREN — 8 grounds, 2110 Frear St., Roseburg. Sept. 21. Food available for purchase. a.m. to 1 p.m., River Forks Park, Rose- 45th ANNUAL CANYONVILLE PIO- Wednesday, Aug. 31 Three-day motorcycle event runs 541-863-7797. burg. Timed 10K and 5K runs and an through Sept. 5 and includes river- untimed 5K run or walk and half mile NEER DAYS — 9:30 a.m. to 4 p.m., WEDNESDAY, AUG. 31 Pioneer Park, Canyonville. Nod to this mountain cruise along the Umpqua EVENTS kid’s run start at 8 a.m. The registration River, bands, vendors, antique bike dis- FORT UMPQUA DAYS — 6 a.m. to 5 fee is $20. Family events for the Duck South County town’s rich pioneer histo- MUSIC STORYVILLE JAZZ BAND — 6 to 9 play, bike show, games, demo bikes, p.m., Elkton Community Education Race begin at 10:30 a.m. and ducks ry is a four-day festival. Old Fashion bike rodeo, chili cook off. Cost is $12 Pioneer Days Church from 9:30 a.m. to p.m., The Zoo, 2455 N.E. Diamond enter the water at noon. All proceeds per day or $35 for all three days. Pro- Please see CALENDAR,page 6 benefit the Duck Race to help prevent noon. Midway opens at 10 a.m. Today’s Lake Blvd., Roseburg. Dixieland, swing child abuse in Douglas County. 541- events include horseshoe contest, kids and dance. No cover. 541-672-4488. 530-6186. games and the 39th Annual Frog Jump- LANGDON RANCH 5TH ANNUAL ing Contest. For a complete schedule CENTURY FARM TRAIL RIDE — 9 visit Thursday,THURSDAY, Sept. 1 SEPT. 1 a.m., 500 Langdon Lane (also known canyonvillechamber.org/events.html. 541-839-4232. CALENDAR OF EVENTS as Red Hill Road), Oakland. Bring your own horse and riding tackle to take off COMMUNITY HEALTH FAIR — 1 to EVENTS on rides at 9 a.m. and 10 a.m. The trail 5 p.m., Roseburg Seventh Day Adven- UNITED WAY KICK OFF BREAKFAST ride takes a about two hours and goes tist Church, 1109 N.W. Garden Valley — 7 a.m., Student Center, Umpqua around the Langdon Ranch. Riders Blvd., Roseburg. More than 30 booths Community College, 1140 Umpqua Col- should bring a sack lunch. Drinks and will provide education and practical lege Road, Winchester. Breakfast to dessert will be provided. Donations ideas on healthful living. Attendees will celebrate the beginning of the Greater accepted. RSVP with Jim Langdon. have access to a number of health Douglas United Way’s annual fundrais- 541-849-2833. screenings, including vision and hear- ing campaign. The event includes 45th ANNUAL CANYONVILLE PIO- ing tests, body mass index analysis, speeches and an auction. Buffet break- NEER DAYS — 10 a.m. to 11 p.m., Pio- dental checks and blood pressure fast is $10 per person. 541-672-1734. th CHAMBER DINNER IN THE PARK — August 25 neer Park, Canyonville. Nod to this assessment. The event will also feature 6 p.m., Nichols Band Shell, Stewart South County town’s rich pioneer histo- vegetarian cooking demonstrations and Starting at 6pm Park, Roseburg. The Roseburg Area ry is a four-day festival. Parade at 10 vegetarian burgers for sale. 541-637- 9007. Chamber of Commerce is hosting a a.m. Midway opens at 11 a.m. Today’s Mexican fiesta including a south-of- events include live music, fire depart- the-border menu from Roseburg ment water ball competition, mechani- Admission: FREE Monday, Aug. 29 restaurant Brix 527 and local wines. cal bull riding competition and the mid- MONDAY, AUG. 29 Dinner guests will get a hand-painted way. For a complete schedule visit souvenir wine glass. An auction to sup- canyonvillechamber.org/events.html. port chamber business programs will 541-839-4232. THEATER PRIME TIME PLAYERS — 1:30 be held. Tickets are $40 or $320 for a ROLLER DERBY BOUT — 7 p.m., table of eight. 541-672-2648, ext. 22, Douglas County Fairgrounds, 2110 p.m., Betty Long Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Seniors roseburgareachamber.org/chamber/eve S.W. Frear St., Roseburg. The Umpqua nts.php. Valley Roller Vixens take on the Mount with an interest in theater are welcome Shasta Mighty Rollers in a flat-track to participate in this affiliate of the Umpqua Actors Community Theatre, kept under control and cleaned up after. Bring your lawn chairs or blankets and roller derby bout. Advance tickets are Friday,FRIDAY, Sept. 2 SEPT. 2 $10 for general admission and $25 for which meets each Monday. No acting VIP seating. At the door, tickets are $15 experience is necessary. Memorizing lines is not required. 541-677-9070. for general admission and $30 for VIP. EVENTS Tickets can be purchased at Tapestry UMPQUA VALLEY THUNDER — 8 Tattoo, The Hot Spot, High Priestess a.m. to 11 p.m., Douglas County Fair- and Rumors, or at TUESDAY,Tuesday, AUG. Aug. 30 30 grounds, 2110 Frear St., Roseburg. September 15th-17th brownpapertickets.com. Doors open at Three-day motorcycle event runs 6 p.m. umpquavalleyrollervixens@hot- through Sept. 5 and includes river- Cycle Oregon mail.com. No events were submitted for mountain cruise along the Umpqua Nearly 2200 riders will make an overnight stop in Riddle on September 16th. this date. River, bands, vendors, antique bike dis- The community is making big plans for their arrival from Powers. play, bike show, games, demo bikes, Sunday,SUNDAY, Aug. 28 AUG. 28
MUSIC Frances says: “Home is where the heart is. SHIRLEY AND THE BOYS — 1 to 5 p.m., Pyrenees Vineyard and Cellars We have a lot of hearts living here.” South Location, 15332 Old Highway 99 South, Myrtle Creek. Free music every Sunday as part of the winery’s Summer on the Deck series, which continues through Sept. 21. Food available for purchase. 541-863-7797. 541-464-5656 www.RetirementPerfected.com/Oak Park EVENTS 1400 NE Rocky Ridge Drive, Roseburg Page 6, The News-Review CALENDAR Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 25, 2011
CONTINUED FROM PAGE 5 TUESDAY SENIOR BINGO AT ARBY’S, Rose- DANCEDANCES Center, 15850 Highway 38 West, burg, 9:30 a.m. Free. 541-672-1325. Elkton. Two-day event runs through ROSEBURG ELKS LODGE, 749 S.E. Sept. 4. Sunday’s events include bass Jackson St., 6 p.m. early bird and 6:30 FRIDAY tournament, butterfly release, pageant p.m. regular bingo. Proceeds from CYCLONE 2.0: TEEN DANCE — and tours of the fort and orchard. event go to Elks charities and other Every Friday, 7 to 11:30 p.m., Rose- Included in this year’s events is reen- community functions. 541-672-4455. burg Armory, 111 N.W. General Ave., actment for Fort Umpqua life in the Roseburg. Nonprofit dance club offers 1800s and demonstrations of how the WEDNESDAY teens and young adults a place to modern replica is being constructed. SENIOR BINGO AT SPLITZ BAR AND dance and hang out under the supervi- www.elktoncommunityeducationcen- GRILL, 2400 N.E.. Diamond Lake Blvd., sion of adults. $5 cover. Food and ter.org. 541-584-2692. Roseburg, 9:30 a.m. Prizes, samples, drinks sold. 541-784-8488. UMPQUA VALLEY THUNDER — 8 coupons. 541-784-9422. SCOTTISH AND ENGLISH COUNTRY a.m. to 11 p.m., Douglas County Fair- LOWER UMPQUA SENIOR CENTER, DANCING — Every Friday, 7 p.m., Dou- grounds, 2110 Frear St., Roseburg. 460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport. glas County Celtic Dancers, Roseburg Three-day motorcycle event runs Senior bingo, 1 p.m. 541-271-4884. VA Medical Center, 913 N.W. Garden through Sept. 5 and includes river- ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 Valley Blvd., Auditorium, Building 16. mountain cruise along the Umpqua W. Madrone St. Second, fourth and River, bands, vendors, antique bike dis- Free admission. No experience or part- fifth Wednesdays, 1 p.m. Open to pub- ners necessary. Dances are taught. play, bike show, games, demo bikes, lic ages 50 and older. 541-957-1461. bike rodeo, chili cook off. Cost is $12 541-672-5115. CAMAS VALLEY GRANGE NO. 521, ROSEBURG INTERNATIONAL FOLK per day or $35 for all three days. Pro- JULIE K. BYRD-JENKINS/The News-Review East Camas Road, 1 p.m., fourth ceeds go to the Wounded Warriors DANCERS — Second and fourth Fri- Wednesdays following senior lunch. days, 8 to 10 p.m. Roseburg VA Med- Foundation. www.umpquavalleythun- Fort Umpqua Days will get underway Sept. 3-4. See this Proceeds benefit the Camas Valley der.com. 541-673-1414. ical Center, 913 N.W. Garden Valley page for details. School Scholarship in honor of the late Blvd., Auditorium, Building 16. Free APPLEGATE HOUSE TOURS — 1 Hank Schmidt. 541-445-2802. p.m. and 2 p.m., 512 Old Applegate admission. No experience or partners noted. Please call ahead if the date is Community Center, Highway 138. EAGLES AERIE NO. 3508, 116 E. necessary. Dances are taught. 541- Road, Yoncalla. Tours are scheduled for near a holiday. Doors open at 6:30 p.m. First game, 7 Second St., Sutherlin. Doors open, 4 the Applegate House ever Sunday in 672-0030 or 541-673-3001. p.m. 50 cents per card per game. 541- p.m.; sign-ups, 5 p.m.; bingo, 6 p.m. PIONEERS ‘N’ PETTICOATS September. The house is described as FRIDAY 496-3398. Soft-back bingo, numbers stay at 57, the oldest house in Oregon that has SQUARE DANCE CLUB — Second Fri- WINSTON-DILLARD SENIORS, progressive blackout raises $10 per days, mainstream level square dance been continuously owned by the same WINSTON COMMUNITY CENTER, 440 SATURDAY week, and surprise games. Proceeds family. Tours are led by Shannon and from 8 to 10:30 p.m., at the Myrtle Grape Ave. 1 p.m. 541-679-9244 or SUTHERLIN SENIOR CENTER, 202 go to charity. 541-459-9154. Creek Community Center, 425 N.W. Susan Applegate and cost $5 per per- 541-679-9715. E. Central Ave., 7 to 9:30 p.m. Building MYRTLE CREEK ELKS LODGE NO. son or $10 per family. There is no Second Ave., Myrtle Creek. Pre-rounds EAGLES AUXILIARY NO. 3508, 116 fund bingo. Sponsored by Sutherlin 1943, 106 E. Main St. 6:30 p.m. 541- begin at 7:30 p.m. All dancers wel- charge for admission to the grounds or E. Second St., Sutherlin. Doors open at Seniors Inc. Paper only. $10 or $15. 863-1943. weekly music. Today’s music is Annie come. Claude Butler, cuer. 541-874- 4 p.m.; sign-ups, 5 p.m.; bingo, 6 p.m. 541-459-3247 or 541-643-6488. ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 3661. Ocean on autoharp. There is also wine Soft-back bingo, progressive blackout TENMILE COMMUNITY CENTER — W. Madrone St. Second, fourth and tasting. www.applegatehouse.com. and surprise games. Proceeds go to 7 to 9 p.m., 2119 Tenmile Valley Road, fifth Wednesdays, 1 p.m. Open to pub- 541-849-2917 SATURDAY charity. 541-459-9154. Tenmile. Last Saturday of every month. lic ages 50 and older. 541-957-1461. BUCKEROO SQUARE DANCE CLUB ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 Cost is 25 cents a card per game. CAMAS VALLEY GRANGE NO. 521, — First and third Saturdays, main- W. Madrone St. Every Friday. Doors Refreshments served. 541-679-5397. East Camas Road, 1 p.m., fourth stream level square dance at the open at 6 p.m., bingo at 7 p.m. Age 18 SUNDAY BINGO Wednesdays following senior lunch. Buckeroo Barn, 5051 N.E. Stephens and older. Smoke-free. All paper LOWER UMPQUA SENIOR CENTER, Proceeds benefit the Camas Valley St., Roseburg, intermediate rounds, 7 games. Progressive blackout. 541-672- 460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport, senior School Scholarship in honor of the late All bingo games listed below are 5627. bingo, 1 p.m. 541-271-4884. Hank Schmidt. 541-445-2802. p.m.; pre-rounds, 7:30; squares with open to the public. Bingo is played GLIDE COMMUNITY CLUB, Glide MONDAY EAGLES AERIE NO. 3508, 116 E. every third tip plus, 8 to 10:30 p.m. All every week except where otherwise ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 Second St., Sutherlin. Doors open, 4 dancers welcome. Dale Roberson or W. Madrone St. 1 to 3 p.m. Penny p.m.; sign-ups, 5 p.m.; bingo, 6 p.m. Don Marshall, caller and Pat Hintz or bingo. Seniors 50 and older only. 541- Soft-back bingo, numbers stay at 57, Neil Koozer, cuer. Bring finger foods to 679-9602. progressive blackout raises $10 per share. $5 per person. 541-672-0964 or Affordable Integrative Medicine WINSTON VFW — 1 and 7 p.m., week, and surprise games. Proceeds 541-672-9780. VFW Post 9745, 570 Douglas Ave., go to charity. 541-459-9154. RETIRED RHYTHM ROUNDERS — Winston. Members and public wel- MYRTLE CREEK ELKS LODGE NO. Second Saturdays, 1 to 4 p.m., Suther- Dr. Darryl George come. 541-679-4090. 1943, 106 E. Main St. 6:30 p.m. 541- lin Comstock Grange, 851 S. Com- 863-1943. stock. A variety of music for your lis- tening and dancing enjoyment. Coffee and cookies. No charge. 541-459-1863. OREGON OLD TIME FIDDLERS DIS- TRICT #10 — Second Saturdays, 1 to 4 PAMPERED POODLE p.m. VFW Hall Post 2468, 1127 Walnut St., Roseburg. Jam, dancing and vari- ety show. Public invited, no charge. Accepting Donations accepted. 541-672-6929. DANCE CLASSES PPRIMARYRIMARY CCAREARE MONDAY BELLY DANCE CLASS — 6:30 p.m., New Mystical Oasis, 102 E. Central Ave., ond Opinions Sutherlin. All levels welcome. $25 SSecondec Opinions monthly or $8 per class. 541-459- 7745. agment Patients! PPainain MManagmentan TUESDAY LINE DANCE CLASS — 1 p.m. every tions Tuesday. Lower Umpqua Senior Center, OOMMPMMP EvaluationsEvalua %ooffff New Items 460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport. 5500 541-271-4884. Only BELLY DANCE CLASS — 7 p.m., Mystical Oasis, 102 E. Central Ave., • Fish tanks & supplies Hours: Tues. - Friday Sutherlin. Beginners only. $25 monthly 10am-5pm or $8 per class. 541-459-7745. • Bird cages & supplies N 5 ✖ • Books S. Calapooia CALL FOR SCHEDULE Street SECONDHAND SQUARE — 594 Call for information: • Dog and cat beds, collars, Canyonville/Riddle Road, Canyonville. leashes, cages EWTo encourage square dancing, a selec- (541) 672-8366 99 tion of used square dancing clothes 403 NE Casper Street, Roseburg and accessories for men, women and children are free for new dancers (two 2 blocks east of the library off of Diamond Lake Blvd. 541-459-4140 Exit 129 Sutherlin years or less). Square dance clothing donations accepted. 541-839-8570, www.doctor-george.net Cash 1190 S. Calapooia Street, Sutherlin, OR S 541-643-5733 or 541-680-5321. Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 25, 2011 The News-Review, Page 7
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MICHAEL SULLIVAN/The News-Review Roseburg’s Laurie Breier displays scrapbooks filled with her photography recording various forms of railroad car graffiti. ON THE COVER: Words and symbols painted on trains yield a wealth of colorful details, as the photograph by Breier reveals. Tracking graffiti Laurie Breier photographs the mobile art of railroad cars
DD BIXBY Based on her research online, she “The older people are just sniffing believes she’s the only one taking such at it. But this is the future, this is what The News-Review shots. little kids will put on their model he click-clack of trains on The 71-year-old Breier is an unlike- trains,” she said. tracks has been immortal- ly graffiti artist. She laughingly admits Lookingglass artist Mary Oleri ized in song, literature, art the world would expect someone her recently bought a set of two photos and by hobby train collec- age to be snapping pictures of pets and from Breier. The artist said she was Ttors. kids. The vivacious woman says her happy to find Breier’s work, which One Roseburg woman is making her uncommon pursuit of capturing the art she called “guerilla photography of own mark in the world of the iron of what’s officially illegal keeps her guerilla art.” horse, choosing to cast her lens on the “interested and vital.” “I’ve always thought someone swirling colors and words of freight Breier, who moved to Roseburg should document it. It’s ephemeral and car graffiti. from San Francisco seven years ago, people paint over it,” she said Monday “It’s mesmerizing,” Laurie Breier sells her prints at the Old Town Mar- morning. “I really appreciate that said, looking over her compendium of ket on Thursdays and other craft (Laurie’s) doing this kind of art.” graffiti close-ups. “This is what mod- shows. Her best market is model train Breier has been a student and ern train lore is becoming, canvases conventions. She says reactions vary, for modern art — super modern art.” based on age groups. Please see GRAFFITI,page 9 Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 25, 2011 ON THE COVER The News-Review, Page 9
either love it or hate it.” the Allen Ginsberg poem by Graffiti Colleen Hanks, a the same name. neighbor and photogra- “The spontaneity and energy CONTINUED FROM PAGE 8 pher, is one of Breier’s of it is not solicited. It’s admirer of art for most of her supporters. Hanks said inspired,” Oleri said. “The life and affectionately calls her Breier found her niche artist does it for free and the home the “art gallery.” Its with graffiti. viewer enjoys it for free.” covered walls and doors and “She’s very cleverly Breier does not do it for flat surfaces bear her own pho- used the graffiti that has free, but said she doesn’t make tos as well as other artwork. interesting colors and much money on the 8-by-12- After retiring from more than interesting shapes,” she inch photos that she sells for 40 years as an executive secre- said. “She’s done a very $5 to $20.Breier said she plans tary, Breier picked up a camera good job of producing to continue going to train and and started photographing col- what I call wall art. You craft shows with her photos ors and images that caught her may not recognize that and playing what she sees as eye. it’s graffiti, but you rec- her role in legitimizing the Last summer, Breier took ognize the colors and the graffiti art rolling across her CoolPix S10 camera to bounce and the fun of it.” America’s railways. where graffiti-covered train Breier says the photos “ Art is art, and you don’t cars sat idle in downtown are much bigger than wall have to make anything from it. Roseburg. art. That’s why graffiti soothes the The colors, shapes and tex- Courtesy photo by Laurie Breier Said Breier: “It’s not senses. These artists have a tures captured the woman, and A detail from a photo by Laurie Breier shows a close-up of train just wall art. It’s so many creative impulse that can’t be she spent several months pho- art. things, and it’s always a stopped and if they can’t tographing the train cars. nom de plumes. photos for a lack of technique. question and it doesn’t afford a canvas they’ll find one “It absorbed the heck out of “They call themselves writ- It’s a critique that doesn’t always explain itself. That’s and then they send it off into me,” she said. Breier has a cat- ers, and in Wikipedia I learned bother her. where the interactivity of graf- the universe,” she said. alogue of 144 images from her what all of this means. I have “We all know what depth of fiti comes in. That’s where the “It’s like the message in the weekends at the tracks. Breier some of the greats captured field is. It isn’t technique that I viewer decides what’s going bottle. It’s the world that they continued to research graffiti from the trains that go cross- follow, I understand technique, on in his imagination.” see from their perspective.” art and its symbology. She can country,” Breier said. but I don’t want to immerse Oleri decided the word even recognize some of the Breier says some profession- myself so much,” she said. “I ‘howl,’ visible in the photos • You can reach reporter DD more prolific artists by style or al photographers pick apart her know what I’ve got and you she bought from Breier, was Bixby at 957-4218 or by email by the handles serving as their the graffiti artist’s comment on at [email protected]. Guillermo del Toro’s afraid of day, not the dark NEW YORK (AP) — what del Toro describes as “lit- duction in May 2010 after two www.nrtoday.com Guillermo del Toro is the mas- tle creatures that are very, very years of involvement, citing termind behind “Don’t Be nasty,” that live in the cellars, production delays). 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A prunes she believes in the curative of nuggets of Ettie Goldberg’s certainly would help power of chicken soup. lene Beckerman is con- wisdom, I agree everyone anyone on a peanut but- Ettie always kept a separate vinced everyone needs a needs a Jewish grandmother. ter sandwich diet. black purse with what she IJewish grandmother, as evi- Beckerman weaves her family “Ettie wasn’t like any called emergency supplies: a denced by what she writes of history around Ettie, but says, of my friends’ grand- silver pillbox with four the wisdom imparted to her by “This story is mostly about mothers,” Beckerman aspirins; a plastic rain bonnet, her grandmother, Ettie Gold- Ettie, all 4 feet, 10 inches of wrote “She didn’t bake a safety pin, a $5 bill rolled up berg. her. She was one of the cookies, knit sweaters, tightly and stuffed in the pinky I don’t know about the Jew- smartest women I ever knew, or sing lullabies.” but of a pair of short, black cotton ish part, but I do know about a even though she never made it Ilene knew Ettie loved gloves and the telephone num- Scottish Presbyterian mother past the third grade.” her when she went off ber of her lawyer. When Beck- named Bobbie McClung Dun- Ettie talked to God several to summer camp and erman graduated from high can, who heard my older times a day, Beckerman writes, got a letter from her school, she got her smart- brother say I was living on quoting her grandmother’s grandmother that woman advice from her grand- peanut butter sandwiches conversation with God: “You began, “Are you eat- mother: “A smart woman while attending college in Cal- got a minute, God? I’m not ing?” knows what she can do, but a ifornia. She lived in Florida really complaining, but it says Ettie was fascinated smart aleck thinks she an do and boarded a train in Pen- in the Talmud that a man has The Smartest Woman I Know with the Statue of Lib- everything.” The wisdom of sacola for a cross-country trip 613 mitzvahs to do but a By Ilene Beckerman erty and thought it was Judaism from the mouth of a to California to make sure I woman only has three. So how Algonquin Books of Chapel Hill the likeness of Emma Jewish grandmother. was eating properly. Satisfied come I’m busy from the Hardcover $15.99 Lazarus, whose famous In her epilogue, Beckerman to learn that I didn’t even like moment I wake up until I go to poem, “Give me your said the death of her grand- peanut butter sandwiches, she bed at night, and Mr. Goldberg and take a nap?” tired, your poor,/Your huddled mother “wasn’t a great loss to returned to Florida. has enough time to go upstairs Beckerman writes Ettie masses ...” In one of her talks the world, only me.” Becker- Mothers and grandmothers at four o’clock every afternoon thought sports was a waste of with God, she pleads “some- man, who says she’s nearly 60, are the sage advisers in life’s time. But like all Jewish one would make a movie is the noted author of four pre- grandmothers, she believed about Emma so everybody vious humorous books about that food could solve all prob- should know she’s Jewish life. In conclusion she said she lems. “Feed your stomach and because even my granddaugh- finds herself using Ettie’s the rest will take care of ter doesn’t know.” pearls of wisdom every day. itself,” she would say, adding, Ettie’s life philosophy was “it’s amazing what a few little simple. Beckerman demon- Bill Duncan can be reached prunes can do.” strates this as she relates one at [email protected] or If my Scottish mother is an of her grandmother’s sayings: by writing to P.O. Box 812, example, feeding people it is “Everyone needs to believe in Roseburg, OR 97470. “GIRLS NIGHT OUT” “MUSIC ON THE DECK” (GUYS TOO!) SUMMER CONCERT SERIES Winehouse album becomes century’s bestseller 5PM-7PM 1PM-5PM EVERY FRIDAY EVERY SUNDAY LONDON (AP) — Amy Grammy-award winning Wednesday THROUGH SEPTEMBER THROUGH SEPTEMBER Winehouse is still hitting “Back to Black” has become that “Back music milestones after her the best-selling album in the to Black” untimely death last month. 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Noted producer Kevin “We never felt like we were in drags a bit Shirley had left a message the studio,” he said. “And, to with Hiatt’s manager: “I know BRUCE DeSILVA me, that is always the hurdle For The Associated Press where John is trying to go with that you have to jump — the his music, and I think I can get environment.” In 1979, two girls and three him there.” Hiatt is wary of musicians boys on the brink of adoles- “Nobody has ever said that and producers who get too cence spent an idyllic summer to me before,” Hiatt said, wrapped up in the technical exploring heavily wooded adding with a laugh, “I don’t aspects of their work. Too Leakin Park on the outskirts of even know where I’m going.” often, he can hear a person’s Baltimore. But one day, some- Hiatt had produced his two skills and training when they thing happened there that none previous albums on his own. play an instrument, but not of them wanted to talk about. Since Shirley’s statement came music. He’s from the school of The friends drifted apart. with an offer — he’d fly to The Associated Press “let’s go out and see what hap- Decades passed. Nashville for a free trial — the Singer-songwriter John Hiatt has released his 20th album, pens,” he said. But now one of those old two men began working “Dirty Jeans and Mudslide Hymns.” “I’m real proud of this friends, Gordon “Go-Go” Hal- together on Hiatt’s 20th disc. record,” he said. “It is too loran, gets rip-roaring drunk The resulting “Dirty Jeans said. He and Hiatt use the term come in until the 2:20 mark of early for me. I’m still in love and smashes his car into a and Mudslide Hymns” is a cinematic to describe it, the the song. with it. You’re always in love highway barrier. The funeral strong one, judged by The notion of giving the songs Hiatt ends on a hopeful note with the record you just made. draws the surviving friends — New York Times as Hiatt’s more room to breathe. that was not apparent when he It’s like your latest romance. a magazine editor named best work since 1995 and One example is the opening wrote it: “Ah, but she will rise This record was special to me Gwen, a stewardess named deserving to be mentioned track “Damn This Town,” nar- again.” because of the working rela- Mickey and Go-Go’s brothers, alongside two of the pivotal rated by a loser who lives with The singer happened to be in tionship with Kevin and the Tim and Sean — back into the works in his career, “Bring the his mom at age 57, has seen all New York that day, scheduled guys who played it. It made same orbit. Family” and “Crossing Muddy sorts of evil and misery befall for a round of interviews to something special that I could- Police figure Gordon’s death Waters.” his family and keeps one support a new album. They n’t have gotten if I’d made is either an accident or a sui- Shirley, who has worked secret: “I can’t let my mama were canceled, of course, and another self-produced record.” cide. Gwen, the protagonist of with Journey, Aerosmith and tell you what her youngest boy he walked city streets before Sunnier work includes “I the story, isn’t so sure. As she the Black Crowes, has always did.” getting out later on a train. He Love That Girl,” written with pokes into the case, she and been impressed with Hiatt’s The album closer, “When wrote “When New York Had his wife of 25 years in mind. the surviving friends are pulled songwriting. But he said it New York Had Her Heart Her Heart Broke” in the next The same woman was the sub- back into the past — to what seemed Hiatt and his musi- Broke,” also sets a striking couple of weeks to help him ject of Hiatt’s “Thing Called happened long ago in those cians hadn’t been pushed mood. Shirley had an unusual personally come to grips with Love,” best known by Bonnie dark woods. much beyond the roots rock request, asking the musicians the event but performed it only Raitt’s version, written in the Each of them, it turns out, genre where they comfortably to play as if they were discon- a few times. He never recorded blush of new love. has a different memory of it. fit. nected from one another, to it, not wanting to seem “Twenty-five years along, it But it’s not just because child- “I just thought there was a approximate the jagged nerves exploitive. just keeps changing and evolv- hood memories warp over mystery and a darkness to his of New York on Sept. 11, He was adamant about that ing,” he said. “I guess that’s time. It’s because each of the songs that wasn’t being 2001. Hiatt’s vocals don’t when Shirley noticed the file why we stay together. It just old friends, and their parents exploited enough,” Shirley on the iPad where Hiatt stores keeps getting to more wonder- as well, never knew more than songs in progress. He had to ful places.” a small part of the story. And The be coaxed into even perform- Another silver anniversary is what each of them knew was a Quality You’ve come to expect ing it for Shirley in the studio approaching, of Hiatt’s “Bring different part. — then burst into tears when the song was over, Shirley Please see HIATT,page 14 Please see LIPPMAN,page 14 said.
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Mastermind,” interviews with Dick Cheney, executive producer of special National Geo- of 40 people who led and sacri- events coverage for ABC Rudy Giuliani, Donald Rums- ficed in the hours and weeks Wallace, Fox News Channel graphic. Shows the CIA’s feld, Laura Bush, Andrew Card News. “This was an event that vice president of news. effort to capture Khalid Sheik after the attacks. everyone who was over the and others. —“Dateline NBC,” NBC. On the anniversary each Mohammed. —“Children of 9/11,” NBC. age of 10 remembers where year, Fox replays a segment of AUG. 30: Two-hour special with NBC they were on this day. It Documentary following chil- anchor Tom Brokaw reviewing its coverage from the morning —“9/11: Where Were You,” dren who lost a parent on Sept. changed millions of lives. I’m of Sept. 11, 2001, and will National Geographic. Stories the attacks and talking to some not surprised that 10 years 11. people he interviewed a decade again this year. 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“The thing that we missed Hiatt was the rough-and-tumble rock band we had on ‘Bring LLABORABOR DDAYAY CONTINUED FROM PAGE 12 the Family,”’ he said. “I’d love the Family,” recorded with a to have another crack at it. killer band of Hiatt, guitarist That’s what the band does best AADVERTISINGDVERTISING DDEADLINESEADLINES Ry Cooder, bass player Nick — that ragged-edge, seat of Lowe and drummer Jim Kelt- the pants playing where it all DISPLAY & CLASSIFIED ner. The 1987 album contains sounds like it’s about to fall (COMMERCIAL) ADVERTISING what is probably Hiatt’s most apart.” enduring song, “Have a Little In concert when Hiatt intro- Publication Date: Deadline: Faith in Me.” duces “Have a Little Faith in There are no deluxe reissue Me,” he thanks his audience Mon., Sept. 5th Wed., Aug. 31st at 4 pm plans. Hiatt would love to for keeping faith with him. Tue., Sept. 6th Thur., Sep. 1st at 4 pm reconvene that band at some “I’m running out of time,” point; they made an album he said. “I’ll be 59 at the end Sr. Times, Sept. 5th Mon., Aug. 29th at 4 pm together in the 1990s under the of this month. All I know is, I Wed., Sept. 7th Fri., Sep. 2nd at 4 pm Little Village moniker, but it got a lot more time behind me Umpqua Shopper was a letdown, partly doomed than I have in front of me. I by democracy. Hiatt said they love what I’m doing and I Tuesday, Sept. 6th Wed., Aug. 31st at 4 pm resolved to write all the songs want to do more of it. If any- Extra together and it would probably thing, it has way more value to work better for the artists to me — the work — than it ever Wednesday, Sept. 7th Thur., Sep. 1st at 4 pm bring in songs of their own. has.” Currents up to the earlier stand-alones. Thursday, Sept. 8th Thur., Sep. 1st at 4 pm Lippman The first third drags a bit, and story doesn’t pack quite as CONTINUED FROM PAGE 12 much emotional punch. But it CLASSIFIED (Line Ads) is nevertheless a fine and “The Most Dangerous ambitious novel that explores Publication Date: Deadline: Thing” is Laura Lippman’s how much parents don’t know seventh stand-alone novel, Mon., Sept. 5th Fri., Sep. 2nd at 5 pm about the lives of their chil- although fans of her popular dren, and how little children Tue., Sept. 6th Fri., Sep. 2nd at 5 pm private eye series will be know about their parents. Shopper, Sept. 6th Fri., Sep. 2nd at 12 Noon pleased to know that its hero, Lippman flashes effortlessly Tess Monaghan, makes a between the past and the pres- cameo appearance. The stand- LEGAL ent, describing that long-ago alones, including “I’d Know summer and chronicling You Anywhere” (2010) and Publication Date: Deadline: Gwen’s present-day search for “What the Dead Know” the truth. Gwen, burdened with Mon., Sept. 5th Mon., Aug. 29th at 4 pm (2007), have been widely the care of her aged father and Tue., Sept. 6th Tue., Aug. 30th at 4 pm praised not only as mysteries looking for a way out of her but also as literature — a body Wed., Sept. 7th Wed., Aug. 31st at 4 pm dying marriage, doggedly of work that places her in the searches for answers, gradual- company of Thomas H. Cook ly unwinding the past layer by and Dennis Lehane as one of Our offi ces will be closed Sept. 5th layer. our finest literary crime novel- What she discovers will ists. shock both her and the readers, “The Most Dangerous Have A Safe And Happy Holiday! and will change the lives of all Thing” doesn’t quite measure of the characters forever. Thursday, August 25, 2011—The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents, Page 15 WEEKDAY MORNING Television grid key 5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 Drain
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He tells of his experience in the Abigail, served as hostess until has several noticeable scars on Executive Mansion and of the end of her father’s term in 16. NFL Preseason his chin. How did he get them? meeting Mary Fillmore; he 1853. Pregame, Fox, 6.66 million. — E.B., Pekin, Ill. raves about how gracious she Q: Many years ago I saw a 17. “Wipeout” (Thursday), A: Gordon James Ramsay was. movie with Ronald Reagan ABC, 6.47 million. was born in November 1966 in President Millard Fillmore’s and Bob Cummings. It was set Scotland but was raised in Mr. Know-It-All wife was Abigail, not Mary. in a small town. Do you know 18. “Bachelor Pad,” ABC, Stratford-upon-Avon, England. This seems like an odd dis- the name of the movie? 6.41 million. He is married to Cayetana Ramsay admits to having been crepancy. Is the letter fantasy? — K.N., Peoria, Ill. 19. “Master Chef” (Special), Elizabeth Hutcheson; the cou- in numerous fistfights in his —F.M., Eau Claire, Wis. A: Critics say “Kings Row” Fox, 6.29 million. ple has four children. younger days. I am told he has A: The name is correct. was the most distinguished The facial scars and weath- undergone a series of injec- Millard Fillmore took over the film of Ronald Reagan’s acting 20. “Dateline NBC” (Sunday), ered skin are a result of many tions to fill in the wrinkles on office of president in 1850 career. In addition to Reagan NBC, 6.11 million. hours of running and playing his face. after the death of President and Bob Cummings, the 1942 Q: I inherited a large trunk Zachary Taylor. The presi- film featured Ann Sheridan, — TheAssociated Press British football (known as soc- cer in this country) in the sun. full of family memorabilia. In dent’s wife, Abigail Powers, Betty Field and Charles the collection is a stack of let- fell ill and was unable to Coburn. Page 16, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 25, 2011 FRIDAY AFTERNOON, AUGUST 26
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(N) Å Oz questions. ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court Confl ict between Divorce Court Judge Alex America’s Funniest Home Videos Law & Order: Special Victims Star Trek: The Next Generation TMZ (N) ’ Å Family Feud The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU a landlord and tenant. Å ’ Å ’ Å Unit “Charisma” ’ Å “Frame of Mind” Å ’ Å Action 4 Life ASI Video Tiny Tots for Kids Time Tiny Tots for Kids Time Variety Puppet Parade Breath of Life Å Making Waves Homecoming 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Magazine Jesus Jesus 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old Friends ’ Å Frasier “The Frasier “Good According to Everybody Friends ’ Å How I Met Your The Offi ce Family Guy King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR Christine Proposal” ’ Grief” Å Jim ’ Å Hates Chris Mother “Money” ’ Å ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show An Days of our Lives E.J. intimidates Swift Justice- Swift Justice- The Doctors Heart disease; diabetes; The Ellen DeGeneres Show ’ Å KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW overnight transformation. Kate. (N) ’ Å Nancy Grace Nancy Grace Muggsy Bogues. Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Watercolor Pati’s Mexican Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts ’ The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Wonders of the 7 KOAC Workshop Table ’ Friends ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) (EI) Å Company Ruffman West ’ Criminal Minds Killings surround a Criminal Minds A serial killer preys Dog the Bounty Dog the Bounty CSI: Miami Murder leads the team to The Sopranos “Join the Club” ’ Å Criminal Minds Murders may link to Criminal Minds A&E 24 23 TV starlet. ’ Å on the elderly. ’ Å Hunter Hunter a strip club. ’ Å one perpetrator. Å Å ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing Simple Rules Simple Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Secret Life of American Teen Funny Videos (9:30) “The “The Kingdom”››‡ (2007, Action) Jamie Foxx, Chris Cooper, Jennifer Garner. Federal agents “Marked for Death”›› (1990) Steven Seagal, Basil Wallace. A former “A Few Good Men”›››‡ (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise, AMC 68 24 Great Raid” seek a terrorist cell in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Å DEA agent tries to stop a Jamaican drug ring. Å Jack Nicholson. Å ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Detroit ’ Å Animal Cops Houston Å Growing Up... “Panda” Å I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å The Most Extreme ’ Å Untamed BRAVO 62 46 The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker “Jerry Maguire”›››‡ (1996) Tom Cruise, Cuba Gooding Jr. CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Option Action Money in Mot. Mad Money (N) CNBC Special Report (N) 60 Minutes on CNBC How I, Millions CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 The Promotion Daily Show Colbert Report (:44) “Barbershop 2: Back in Business”››› (2004, Comedy) Ice Cube. Å Com. 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Special Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) Jim Rome Is SportsNation Colin Cowherd and SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å NASCAR NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Food City 250. From Bristol Motor ESPN 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) (Live) Å Burning (N) Michelle Beadle. (N) Å Countdown Speedway in Bristol, Tenn. (N) (Live) ESPN2 27 49 WTA Tennis SportsNation (N) (Live) Å Rome/Burning Football Live SportsNation Å WTA Tennis HS Football FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada-Home Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Contessa Best Dishes Iron Chef Am. FX 31 45 (10:30) “The Soloist”››‡ “Invincible”››‡ (2006, Biography) Mark Wahlberg, Greg Kinnear. “Night at the Museum”››‡ (2006, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Carla Gugino. Two/Half Men (11:45) “Caprice”› (1967, Comedy) Doris Day. One “The Last American Hero”››‡ (1973) Jeff Bridges. A moonshine hot “The Chase”›› (1994, Action) Charlie Sheen, Kristy “Predator 2”›› (1990) Danny Glover. Police offi cers FXM 44 industrial spy falls for another. Å rodder turns stock-car driver to help his father. Swanson, Henry Rollins. Å lock horns with a bloodthirsty alien. HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Confi dential Design Chall My Favorite My Favorite Novogratz Novogratz Novogratz Novogratz Novogratz Novogratz My First Place HIST 41 34 MonsterQuest Å MonsterQuest Å Mysteries of the Freemasons The history of the Freemasons. How the Earth Was Made Modern Marvels Å MonsterQuest HLMRK 87 Petkeeping Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons Å The Waltons “The Rebellion” The Waltons Å Little House ION 15 20 TriVita Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer “Slam” ’ With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 Desperate Housewives Å Grey’s Anatomy “Push” ’ Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Unsolved Mysteries Å Mysteries MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. The Challenge: Rivals ’ Teen Mom ’ Å Extreme Cribs Extreme Cribs ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Dog Whisperer Jurassic CSI “Megasaurus” Monster Fish Monster Fish Dog Whisperer Jurassic CSI “T.Rex Trauma” Dinosaurs NICK 71 39 SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å iCarly Å Big Time Rush Big Time Rush Victorious ’ Victorious ’ iCarly “iStart a Fan War” ’ iCarly Å iCarly Å SpongeBob OXY 61 View Top “Sliding Doors”›› (1998) Gwyneth Paltrow. Å “Friends With Money”››› (2006) Jennifer Aniston. “Beaches”›› (1988) Bette Midler, Barbara Hershey. Å Barclays Premier League Pac-12 Football Preview The Dan Patrick Show (N) World Poker Tour: Season 9 Barfl y MMAthletics Action Sports World Champion- Seahawks All ROOT 38 99 Review “Bellagio Cup VI - Part 2” ships Access SPEED 58 53 NASCAR NASCAR Racing NASCAR Racing SPEED Center Am. Trucker Am. Trucker My Ride Rules My Ride Rules Dumbest Stuff SPIKE 69 38 Gangland “Sin City” ’ Å Gangland ’ Å Gangland ’ Å History Jail ’ Å Gangland ’ Å Gangland “Road Warriors” ’ Å SYFY 43 40 Primeval Alphas “Catch and Release” “Red Faction: Origins” (2011) Brian J. Smith, Robert Patrick. “Deep Blue Sea”››‡ (1999) Thomas Jane. Å Mega Piranha House of Payne Meet the American Dad My Name Is Everybody- According to According to The Offi ce “The Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Everybody- Everybody- The King of TBS 33 10 Browns ’ Å Earl Å Raymond Jim ’ Å Jim ’ Å Carpet” Raymond Raymond Queens Å (11:00) “On an Island With “Royal Wedding”››› (1951, Musical) Fred Astaire. Sibling dancers take “It Happened in Brooklyn”››‡ (1947) Frank Sinatra. An ex-GI and his “Good News”››› (1947, Musical Comedy) June TCM 51 26 You”›› (1948, Musical) Å their ballroom act to 1947 London. Å (DVS) friends strive for show business success. Allyson, Peter Lawford. Å TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Becca” A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Baby’s First What Not to Wear “Jen C.” Say Yes Say Yes Ultimate Cake Off ’ Å LA Ink Å TNT 36 42 Las Vegas ’ Å Las Vegas “Head Games” ’ Cold Case “Willkommen” ’ The Closer “Jump the Gun” Law & Order Å (DVS) Law & Order Å (DVS) Law & Order TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time MAD Dude Batman: Brave TRVL 59 48 Breakfast Paradise Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Food Wars Food Wars Bourdain: No Reservations Weird Travels TVLND 53 28 Gunsmoke “Mad Dog” Å Gunsmoke “Muley” Å Bonanza “Amigo” Bonanza Bonanza Jeffersons (:43) Sanford & Son Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims NCIS “Shalom” Political assassination. NCIS “Faking It” Petty offi cer is NCIS “Dead and USA 45 15 Unit “Cage” ’ Å Unit A student dies at a party. Unit “Annihilated” ’ Å Unit “Blast” ’ Å ’ Å murdered. ’ Å Unburied” VS. 47 422 Wild Skies Cycling Prev Cycling USA Pro Challenge, Stage 4. (N) (Live) Territories Whitetail Dangerous Dangerous Bucks Tec. Buck Gun It WE 185 120 (11:30) “Something to Talk About”››‡ (1995) Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed ’ Å Charmed “Charmed Noir” ’ Frasier Å Frasier Å Frasier Å WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Jeannie Bewitched Cheers Å Cheers Å Dharma/Greg Dharma/Greg Amer. Funniest Home Videos MLB Baseball: Cubs at Brewers (11:50) “Blade II”››‡ (2002) Wesley Snipes. A vampire hunter unites with (1:50) “Apollo 13”›››‡ (1995) Tom Hanks. Based on the true story of the (:15) “The Emperor’s Club”››‡ (2002, Drama) Kevin Kline. A teacher (:10) “The Big ENC 642 710 his prey against a new threat. ’ Å ill-fated 1970 moon mission. ’ Å compromises his morals to help a wayward student. Chill”››› (10:00) “Robin “Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant”›› (2009, Fantasy) John “The Musketeer”›‡ (2001, Adventure) Catherine (:15) “Unstoppable”››› (2010) Denzel Washington. Two men try to stop “Biker Boyz”›‡ HBO 500 600 Hood”››‡ C. Reilly, Ken Watanabe, Josh Hutcherson. ’ Å Deneuve, Mena Suvari. ’ Å a runaway train carrying toxic cargo. ’ Å “Blessed & Cursed” (2010) Damita Haddon. A psalmist (:45) “Double Identity” (2010) Val Kilmer. iTV. A doctor plays cat-and- (:25) “The Vicious Kind” (2009) Adam Scott, Brittany “First Circle” (2010, Documentary) (:15) “The SHO 600 660 dreams of becoming a gospel singer. mouse games with an international criminal. ’ Å Snow, Alex Frost. iTV. ’ Å iTV. Å Back-up Plan” (11:15) “Hurricane Season” “Nobody’s Baby”›‡ (2001) Skeet Ulrich, Gary Oldman. Two brothers have “The Other Man”››› (2008) Liam Neeson. A man “Ira and Abby”›› (2006, Romance-Comedy) Chris (:15) “Ed- TMC 620 690 (2009) Forest Whitaker. ’ different plans for an orphan. ’ Å discovers that his wife is unfaithful. ’ Messina, Jennifer Westfeldt. ’ Å die”››‡ Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 25, 2011 The News-Review, Page 17 FRIDAY EVENING, AUGUST 26 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla
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KOBI ment ’Night (N) Å With Jay Leno ’ Å The starters usually see more ac- 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Washington Outdoor Greener Woodsongs ’ Å Austin City Limits “Them Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy tion in the third preseason game, 8 KSYS Week (N) Idaho World Crooked Vultures” Å Now! so hopefully viewers will get to see 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Shark Tank Kids seek an Karaoke Battle USA (N) 20/20 ’ Å News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- quarterbacks Aaron Rodgers and 9 4 KEZI ment ’Night (N) Å investor for their idea. ’ ’ Å line (N) mel Live ’ Peyton Manning under center for 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil Dr. Phil’s granddaugh- The Oprah Winfrey Monk Monk’s primary suspect is Monk Monk spends a weekend Curb Your Entourage My Name Is more than just two or three offen- 11 12 KEVU 700 Club ter’s birthday. ’ Show Å comatose. ’ at a mansion. Enthusiasm ’ Å Earl Å sive series. (:00) 3ABN Anchors of Truth Anchors of Truth Better Life On Tour Feature Presentations Praise Footsteps- Praise! 30/IND 21 7 p.m. on NAT GEO Today Paul Naked Science 33/FOX The Simp- Two and a Two and a Kitchen Nightmares “Café Fringe Desperate attempts to Fox News at (:35) Family Everybody- Everybody- (12:05) 13 11 KLSR sons Å Half Men Half Men Tavolini” ’ Å save Olivia. 10 (N) Guy Å Raymond Raymond Scrubs ’ In the new episode “Sea Strik- ers,” biologists Steve Huskey and 46/NBC News Access Hol- Are You Friends-Ben. Friends-Ben. Dateline NBC (N) ’ Å News (:35) The Tonight Show 6 Nicolai Konow join underwater KTCW lywood (N) Smarter? With Jay Leno ’ Å cameraman Andy Casagrande on 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Washington BBC News- Lark Rise to Candleford Masterpiece Classic “Little Dorrit” Mrs. Clennam. ’ (Part 1 of PBS News- 7 a high-tech fishing expedition to KOAC Business Week (N) night ’ ’ Å 5) Å (DVS) Hour Å capture the hunting techniques of (:00) Crimi- Criminal Minds A serial killer Criminal Minds Abduction of Criminal Minds “The Fight” Criminal Minds A killer Criminal Minds The team must Criminal some of the ocean’s top predators A&E 24 23 ’ ’ Å ’ nal Minds preys on the elderly. a boy in Las Vegas. targets illegal immigrants. profi le a serial killer. Minds using a slow-motion camera that ABC FAM 40 32 Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos The 700 Club (N) Å Whose? produces breathtaking images. (5:00) “A Few Good Men”›››‡ (1992, “Jurassic Park”›››‡ (1993, Science Fiction) Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum. Cloned “Jurassic Park”›››‡ (1993, Science Fiction) AMC 68 24 Å 8 p.m. on KOBI KMTX Drama) Tom Cruise. dinosaurs run amok at an island-jungle theme park. Sam Neill, Laura Dern. Friends With Benefits ANPL 49 47 Untamed Rat Busters NYC Å Tanked ’ Å Tanked (N) ’ Rat Busters NYC (N) ’ Tanked ’ Rat Busters Sara (Danneel Ackles) is reluc- BRAVO 62 JerryMgre “Bee Movie”››‡ (2007) Voices of Jerry Seinfeld. “Juno”›››‡ (2007) Ellen Page. Premiere. “Juno”›››‡ (2007) Ellen Page. 46 tant to attend her sister’s baby CNBC 65 Millions Sprawling From Grace Mad Money 60 Minutes on CNBC Millions Millions Riches! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. shower in Louisiana after the sib- CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers lings argue over a family heirloom, COM 64 98 (:25) Scrubs Daily Show Colbert Rep Tosh.0 (:29) Tosh.0 “Jackass 2.5” (2007) Katt Williams: Pimp Hart: Grown Little Man Chappelle’s but her friends reassure her that CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ Nikita “Glass Houses” Supernatural ’ Å Payne Browns Roseanne Roseanne South Park they’ll help her get through the visit. Cash Cab Man vs. Wild “Vietnam” The Man vs. Wild “Land of the Man vs. Wild “Working the Surviving the Cut (N) ’ Å Man vs. Wild “Working the Surviving Armed with some liquid courage af- DISC 34 30 ’ Å jungles of Vietnam. Maori” ’ Å Wild” (N) ’ Å Wild” ’ Å the Cut ’ ter getting separated from his group Good Luck A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm Wizards- A.N.T. Farm Phineas and Phineas and Babysitter’s So Random! Good Luck A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm at Mardi Gras, Aaron (Zach Creg- DISN 37 21 Charlie Å Å Place (N) Å Ferb Ferb a Vampire ’ Å Charlie Å Å ger) does some things he normally E! 57 25 E! Special E! News (N) Sex-City Sex-City Kardashian Kardashian The Soup Fashion Chelsea Lat E! News wouldn’t. Ryan Hansen also stars NASCAR Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å NFL Live Baseball SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter in the new episode “The Benefit of ESPN 28 31 Racing (N) Å Tonight (N) Mardi Gras.” ESPN2 27 49 High School Football Armwood (Fla.) at Bishop Gorman (Nev.). (N) SportsNation Å MMA Live NFL Live NFL Yearbk NFL Yearbk X Games 8 p.m. on KEZI FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye Shark Tank FOOD 72 50 Iron Chef Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Heat See. Sugar High Killer Food Diners Little guppies swim with the FX 31 45 Two Men Two Men Two Men “The Proposal”››‡ (2009) Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds. “Defi nitely, Maybe”››› (2008) Ryan Reynolds. Sharks for the first time in this epi- (5:00) “Pred- “Zardoz”››‡ (1974) Sean Connery. Exterminator of Brutals “Naked Lunch”››› (1991) Peter Weller. William Burroughs’ “Visiting Hours”› (1982, Horror) Michael sode, as youngsters seek backing FXM 44 ator 2” lands in Vortex, mates with Eternal. Å cult novel about a drug-induced journey. Ironside, Lee Grant. Å for an idea they came up with on a HGTV 50 43 First Place Hunters Int’l House Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l family trip. Other pitches come from HIST 41 34 Monster MonsterQuest Å Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Restoration Restoration Restoration Restoration How the States Got Their Pawn Stars a stay-at-home mom who taught HLMRK 87 Little House Little House Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier Frasier Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls herself carpentry and started a fur- niture business, a personal trainer ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace Å Without a Trace Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Monk Å Å Å Å Å Å who thinks he’s got the next big LIFE 23 29 Mysteries Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Reba Reba Reba Reba Against the Wall How I Met How I Met Chris thing in fitness equipment, and an MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow Lockup: Raw Lockup Special Lockup Special Lockup Special Lockup: Raw Lockup entrepreneur with a secret formula. MTV 26 17 ’70s Show I Was 17 I Was 17 Jersey Shore “Twinning” Jersey Shore ’ Å “Mr. Deeds”› (2002) Adam Sandler. Premiere. ’ Challenge There’s also a follow-up on Grill NAT GEO 73 Dinosaurs Naked Science (N) Jurassic CSI Life After Dinosaurs Naked Science Dog Whisperer Lockdown Charms, which got backing in an NICK 71 39 SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SquarePants iCarly ’ My Wife My Wife ’70s Show ’70s Show My Wife My Wife My Wife earlier episode. OXY 61 Beaches “The Notebook”››‡ (2004, Romance) Ryan Gosling. Å (:45) “The Notebook”››‡ (2004) Ryan Gosling, Rachel McAdams. Å 8 p.m. on TNT Mariners MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Mariners The Dan Patrick Show (N) MLB Baseball: White Sox at Movie: Valkyrie ROOT 38 99 Pregame Blackout) (Live) Postgame Mariners A scheme to assassinate Adolf SPEED 58 53 Dumbest The Car Show Trackside At... (N) Formula 1 Debrief (N) The Grid Formula One Racing The Car Hitler, hatched by some of those SPIKE 69 38 Gangland Gangland ’ Å Gangland ’ Å UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ Die Hard ’ within his own party, fuels director SYFY 43 40 (:00) “Mega Piranha”›› (2010) WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) ’ Å Haven (N) Alphas Haven Bryan Singer’s compelling drama. The King of Seinfeld ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å Family Guy Family Guy “The House Bunny”›› (2008) Anna Faris. A sexpot teaches (:10) “The Ringer”››‡ (2005, Comedy) As unlikely as producer and star TBS 33 10 Queens ’ ’ Å ’ Å misfi t sorority sisters about men. Å Johnny Knoxville, Brian Cox. Tom Cruise might seem as the “Good “It Should Happen to You”››› (1954, (:45) “Salt and Pepper”›‡ (1968, Comedy) Sammy Davis Jr., “Hook, Line and Sinker”››‡ (1969, Comedy) Jerry Lewis, leader of the plot — wearing an TCM 51 26 News” Å Comedy) Judy Holliday. Å Peter Lawford, Michael Bates. Peter Lawford, Anne Francis. eye patch, no less — he does a TLC 42 41 (:00) LA Ink Four Weddings ’ Å Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Four Weddings (N) Å Say Yes Say Yes Weddings credible job and surrounds himself TNT 36 42 Law Law & Order ’ “Valkyrie”››‡ (2008) Tom Cruise, Bill Nighy. Premiere. Å “Valkyrie”››‡ (2008) Tom Cruise. Å with expert co-stars including Ken- TOON 63 33 Justice Generator Ben 10 Ult. Star Wars Thundr. King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken neth Branagh and Bill Nighy. Singer reunites with co-writer Christopher TRVL 59 Weird Ghost Ghost Ghost Adventures Å Paranormal Challenge Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Paranormal 48 McQuarrie, who won an Oscar for TVLND 53 28 Sanford All-Family All-Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Cleveland The Nanny The Nanny “The Usual Suspects.” (:00) NCIS NCIS Marine is attacked in his NCIS “Sandblast” Military NCIS “Suspicion” Intelligence CSI: Crime Scene Investiga- Royal Pains Hank treats a Law & USA 45 15 ’ Å home. ’ Å country-club bombing. ’ offi cer is killed. ’ tion “High and Low” fearful asthmatic boy. Order: SVU 10 p.m. on ANPL Rat Busters NYC VS. 47 422 Elk Fever Tred Barta Whitetail Cycling Gun It Elk Fever Tred Barta Whitetail Dangerous Dangerous Healthy Hair WE 185 120 Frasier ’ Frasier Frasier Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Ghost Whisperer Å “Something to Talk About”››‡ Jimmy Tallman and Michael Mo- WGN-A 14 MLB Baseball: Cubs at Brewers News/Nine Scrubs ’ South Park South Park Entourage Enthusiasm Entourage Enthusiasm Paid Prog. rales are two of New York’s tough- est exterminators, responding to (:10) “The Big Chill”››› (1983) William “Zombieland”››› (2009) Woody Harrelson, (:35) “The Bounty Hunter”›‡ (2010, Romance-Comedy) “Blade II”››‡ (2002) Wesley ENC 642 710 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å emergency calls of the most trau- Hurt, Glenn Close. Jesse Eisenberg. Jennifer Aniston, Gerard Butler. Snipes. matic kind involving rat infestations, (:00) “Biker Boyz”›‡ (2003) Laurence True Blood Bill issues an True Blood Bill and Marnie True Blood “Run” Marnie plots “Unstoppable”››› (2010) Denzel Washing- HBO 500 600 ’ Å Å ’ ’ Å roaches, mice, bedbugs and all Fishburne, Derek Luke. unpopular order. prepare to face off. her next move. ton, Chris Pine. sorts of creepy crawlies. In the (:15) “The Back-up Plan”›‡ (2010) Jennifer “Next Day Air”›‡ (2009) Donald Faison, “Talihina Sky: The Story of Kings of “Cocaine Cowboys II: Hustlin’ With the SHO 600 660 ’ Å ’ Å ››› ’ new episode “Nightmare Pests,” a Lopez. iTV. Mike Epps. iTV. Leon” (2011, Documentary) iTV. Godmother” (2008) iTV. woman begins renovating her con- (:15) “Eddie”››‡ (1996, Comedy) Whoopi “Hurricane Season” (2009, Drama) Forest Whitaker. Displaced “The Least Among You” (2009) Cedric Sand- (:40) “Backstage”››‡ venience store and discovers rats TMC 620 690 ’ ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Goldberg, Frank Langella. students form a basketball team. ers, Lauren Holly. (2000) Jay-Z. have taken up residence. Page 18, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 25, 2011 SATURDAY MORNING, AUGUST 27
5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS (:00) The Early Show (N) ’ Å Busytown Busytown Doodlebops Trollz “Onyx’s Horseland “Cry Horseland “Wild ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series: Winston-Salem Open, Men’s Final. From 4 8 KPIC Mysteries Mysteries Rockin’ Road Gem” Å Wolf” Horses” Winston-Salem, N.C. (N) Å 4.2/This TV (:00) “Crystalstone”›‡ (1988, Fantasy) Kamlesh Green Screen Busytown World of Rich- World of Rich- Cake “A Cake Dance Revolu- “Francis”››‡ (1949) Donald O’Connor, Patricia Medina. An offi cer becomes 292 KPIC Gupta, Laura Jane Goodwin. Adventures Mysteries ’ ard Scarry ard Scarry Walk” Å tion! Å a war hero with tips from a talking mule. 5/NBC (:00) U.S. Farm Today Soleil Moon Frye; late-summer wines. (N) ’ Å Turbo Dogs ’ Shelldon ’ The Magic Babar “Rowing Willa’s Wild Track and Field IAAF World Championships. From 5 5 KOBI Report (EI) Å (EI) Å School Bus Pains” (EI) Life Å Daegu, South Korea. (Taped) ’ Å 8/PBS (:00) Oregon Peep and Big Angelina Bal- Cat in the Hat Imagination Design Squad Scrapbook Allen Smith’s The Victory Woodsmith This Old House Ask This Old Hometime Å 8 KSYS Experience Wide World lerina: Next Knows a Lot Station Nation ’ Memories Garden Home Garden Shop Å Å House Å 9/ABC Paid Program Animal Explo- Animal Adven- Good Morning America (N) Å The Emperor’s The Replace- Little League Baseball World Series, International Championship: Teams TBA. From Williamsport, Pa. (N) (Live) Å 9 4 KEZI ration tures New School ments Å 25/MYTV (Off Air) U.S. Farm Report Å Paid Program Fusion TV Garden Time Homes & Land This Old House Hometime “Yoga Homes & Great P. Allen Smith Paid Program 11 12 KEVU TV Å Studio” Estates Gardens Kids Time 3ABN Today Central Study Hour The Robe Worship Hour Anchors of Truth New Perceptions 30/IND 21 33/FOX (Off Air) Paid Program Fat Loss for Paid Program The Real Win- Animal Rescue Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Pets.TV ’ (EI) Å Crossfi re World 13 11 KLSR Food Lovers ning Edge (EI) Å 46/NBC Paid Program Today Soleil Moon Frye; late-summer wines. (N) ’ Å Turbo Dogs ’ Shelldon ’ The Magic Babar “Rowing Willa’s Wild Track and Field IAAF World Championships. From 6 KTCW (EI) Å (EI) Å School Bus Pains” (EI) Life Å Daegu, South Korea. (Taped) ’ Å 51/PBS Inside Wash- Signing Time! Sesame Street Super Grover’s Dinosaur Big City The Theropod WordGirl Å The Electric Fetch! With Ruff The Victory Allen Smith’s Sewing With Martha’s Sew- 7 KOAC ington Å “My Day” ’ sidekick. Å (DVS) Club Convention. ’ (EI) (DVS) Company Ruffman Garden Garden Home Nancy Å ing Room Paid Program Paid Program WEN Healthy Biography “Pink” Pink. Å Sell This House! Sell This House! Sell This House! Sell This House! Sell This House! Sell This House! Flip This House A new offi ce in San A&E 24 23 Hair Å Å Å Å Å Å Diego. Å ABC FAM 40 32 Wealth-Risk Paid Program Thin in 30! Boy World Boy World Boy World “Kicking & Screaming”››‡ (2005, Comedy) Will Ferrell. “Richie Rich”›› (1994) Macaulay Culkin. (4:00) “Puppet The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman Å “Bandolero!”››› (1968, Western) James Stewart, Dean Martin, Raquel Welch. Outlaw brothers AMC 68 24 Master”›› and their gang try to evade a posse. Å ANPL 49 47 Rat Busters Big Cat Diary Big Cat Diary Wild Russia “Caucasus” ’ The Crocodile Hunter Å Dogs 101 ’ Å It’s Me or the Dog ’ Å Pit Boss XL ’ Å BRAVO 62 46 Paid Program “Jerry Maguire”›››‡ (1996, Romance-Comedy) Tom Cruise, Cuba Gooding Jr. Top Chef: Just Desserts The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker CNBC 65 Paid Program Thin in 30! Best Bra Ever! Sexy Face Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program 10 Min Meals! Best Bra Ever! Riches! CNN 35 35 (:00) CNN Saturday Morning Your Bottom CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Your Money (N) CNN Newsroom (N) COM 64 98 Paid Program Triverex Wealth-Risk Paid Program Fat Loss Com. Central (:16) “The Promotion”››‡ (2008) Seann William Scott. Å (:18) “Barbershop 2: Back in Business”››› CW 12 14 Paid Program TBA TBA Magi-Nation Magi-Nation Sonic X Å Sonic X Å Yu-Gi-Oh! Sonic X Å Dragon Ball Z Dragon Ball Z Yu-Gi-Oh! ’ Yu-Gi-Oh! 5 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program New Math, Take It Off! Discovery Channel CME ’ Å Detroit in Overdrive The garment American Chopper: Senior vs. Swamp Loggers Bo faces a life- DISC 34 30 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å New Mind ’ ’ Å district; Kid Rock’s beer. Junior Junior fi res Odie. Å threatening illness. Å Phineas and Chuggington Å Little Einsteins Special Agent Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse Jake and the Good Luck Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Å Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Å Kickin’ It Å DISN 37 21 Ferb Å Å Oso Clubhouse Clubhouse Pirates Charlie Å Charlie Å “Model It Up” E! 57 25 Sexiest Healthy Hair Meaningful Kardashian Kardashian Fashion The Soup E! News (N) Kardashian Kardashian (:00) SportsCenter Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å College GameDay Season High School Football St. Thomas Aquinas (Fla.) at Prattville (Ala.). (N) (Live) ESPN 28 31 SportsCenter Å Preview (N) Å ESPN2 27 49 EPL Soccer SportsNation Å NASCAR Now (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å MLL Lacrosse First Semifi nal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College GameDay Preview FNC 32 27 (3:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears Business Forbes/FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News HQ America’s News HQ Jour. FOX News FOOD 72 50 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Tyler’s Ult. Big Daddy’s Alex’s Day Off Ingredient Fix Aarti Party (N) Mexican-Easy Cook for Real Down Home Best Dishes Pioneer Wo. FX 31 45 Paid Program Paid Program Thin in 30! “Night at the Museum”››‡ (2006, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Carla Gugino. “Cheaper by the Dozen 2”›› (2005, Comedy) Steve Martin. Me, Myself “The Gospel Road”››‡ (1973) Robert Elfstrom, June “A Farewell to Arms”››‡ (1957, Romance) Rock Hudson, Jennifer Jones, Vittorio De Sica. A U.S. ambulance driver “Star!”››› (1968) Julie Andrews, Richard Crenna. English stage star FXM 44 Carter Cash, Larry Lee. Å loves a World War I English nurse. Å Gertrude Lawrence enjoys a life of music. Å HGTV 50 43 Paid Program Steam Station Paid Program Outdoor Room Curb/Block Run Makeover Property Bro Rehab Addict Income Prop. Yard Crashers Yard Crashers Crashers Crashers HIST 41 34 Sexiest Save-CarMD Free Heavy Metal “Tiger Attack!” The States Å The States Å The States Å The States Å HLMRK 87 I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Frasier Å Frasier Å ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Time-Music International Healthy Hair Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program LIFE 23 29 TriVita Paid Program Steam Station Meaningful Paid Program Sexy Face Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair How I Met Projct Runway MSNBC 54 44 MSNBC News MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) The Runaways Deadly Secret Red Hot Cold Case MTV 26 17 Fantasy Fact. Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ VMA’s Reveal I Was 17 10 on Top (N) NAT GEO 73 Zumba Body Civil Warriors Civil Warriors “Free at Last” Civil Warriors “The Hard War” Day Under Fire Day Under Fire Inside the Iraq War NICK 71 39 TBA The Penguins The Penguins OddParents OddParents The Penguins The Penguins SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Fanboy-Chum Fanboy-Chum OXY 61 Paid Program Sexy Abs Paid Program Meaningful Healthy Hair “Ghost”››› (1990, Fantasy) Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore. “Beaches”›› (1988, Drama) Bette Midler. On the Trail TV North American Babe’s Outdoor North American Bowhunter Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Action Sports World Champion- ROOT 38 99 Hunter (N) Secrets Whitetail TV (N) ships SPEED 58 53 Formula One Racing Hot Rod TV Hot Rod TV Guys Garage Trackside At... Monster Jam (N) Lucas Oil Off Road Racing Chop-Rebuild Gearz SPIKE 69 38 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Wealth-Risk Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Xtreme 4x4 Horsepower SYFY 43 40 Scary Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair Paid Program Paid Program Wealth-Risk “Monster Ark” (2008, Science Fiction) “Wyvern” (2009, Suspense) Married... With Married... With Married... With The Steve The Steve Yes, Dear ’ Å Yes, Dear Yes, Dear ’ Å (:25) “The Out-of-Towners”››‡ (1999) Steve Martin. Small-town Ohioans (:25) “The TBS 33 10 Children ’ Children ’ Children ’ Harvey Show Harvey Show “Headshot” take a disaster-laden trip to New York. Å Ringer” (2005) “Sweet and “Rise and Shine”››› (1941, Musical Comedy) Jack (:45) “Brigham Young”›› (1940) Tyrone Power. Premiere. Mormon leader (:45) “Two Flags West”››‡ (1950) Joseph Cotten. Premiere. Southern “Second TCM 51 26 Lowdown” Oakie, George Murphy. Premiere. crosses Plains, founds Salt Lake City. prisoners join the Union army to fi ght Indians. Chance” Å TLC 42 41 Best Cooking Brown Skin Zumba Body Sexy-Minutes! Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Moving Up Ellen and Andrew. Moving Up “Mummy Dearest” Moving Up ’ Å TNT 36 42 Reversal-Fort. Law & Order Å (DVS) Law & Order Å (DVS) Law & Order “Love Eternal” Rizzoli & Isles “Bloodlines” The Closer “A Family Affair” “Reversal of Fortune”››› TOON 63 33 King of Hill Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Ben 10 Ult. Generator Rex Star Wars Beyblade-Metl Pokémon Redakai Bakugan Sidekick Sidekick Almost Naked TRVL 59 48 Be PROACTIV Paid Program Paid Program Tastiest Tastiest Donut Paradise Å Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v Food Man v Food TVLND 53 28 Roseanne ’ 3’s Company 3’s Company The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland (:44) Hot in Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Paid Program Monk Monk’s primary suspect is Best Bra Ever! Paid Program Paid Program 6 Week Body Burn Notice Michael goes undercover “Inside Man”››› (2006, Suspense) Denzel Washington, Clive Owen. A cop USA 45 15 comatose. Å Makeover with hijackers. Å matches wits with a bank robber. Å VS. 47 422 Whitetail Hunting TV Whitetail Bucks Tec. Real Hunting Winchester World/Beretta Expedition Fishing/Martin Adventure Adventure Adventure Motorspo WE 185 120 Healthy Hair KettleBell Fit Zumba Body Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer “Dead Air” Ghost Whisperer ’ Å WGN-A 14 Paid Program In the Heat of the Night Å In the Heat of the Night Å Walker, Texas Ranger Å Walker, Texas Ranger Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent (3:35) “Apollo “The Bounty Hunter”›‡ (2010) Jennifer Aniston. A bounty hunter must “Smokey and the Bandit”››› (1977, Comedy) Burt (:40) “The Hot Chick”› (2002) Rob Schneider. A cheerleader and a man “Up”›››‡ ENC 642 710 13”›››‡ track down his bail-jumping ex-wife. ’ Å Reynolds, Sally Field. Å switch bodies via magic earrings. ’ Å (2009) ’ Å (4:55) “Kissing a Fool”›‡ (1998) Brooklyn Dodgers: The Ghosts The Pee-wee Herman Show on Broadway The “Life as We Know It”›› (2010) Katherine Heigl. Antagonists must work “Pure Country 2: The Gift” (2010) HBO 500 600 David Schwimmer. Å of Flatbush Å comic performs in New York. ’ Å together to raise their goddaughter. ’ Å Katrina Elam. ’ Å (:05) “The Back-up Plan”›‡ (2010) Jennifer Lopez, “The Brothers Bloom”››‡ (2008) Rachel Weisz. iTV. Con artists pick a Inside NASCAR “Ed and His Dead Mother”›› (1993, Comedy) Steve “Labor Pains”›‡ (2000) Kyra SHO 600 660 Alex O’Loughlin. iTV. ’ Å quirky heiress for their last hustle. ’ Å (iTV) Buscemi, Ned Beatty. iTV. ’ Å Sedgwick. iTV. ’ Å (:40) “Quarter Life Crisis” (2006, Romance-Comedy) (:10) “Alchemy”›› (2005) Tom Cavanagh, Sarah (:35) “Not Since You” (2009, Drama) Desmond Har- (:05) “Ernest Goes to Jail”›› (1990, Comedy) Jim “Familiar TMC 620 690 Lisa Ray, Maulik Pancholy. ’ Å Chalke, James Barbour. ’ Å rington, Kathleen Robertson. ’ Å Varney, Gailard Sartain. ’ Å Strangers” ’ Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 25, 2011 The News-Review, Page 19 SATURDAY AFTERNOON, AUGUST 27
12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS PGA Tour Golf The Barclays, Third Round. From Plainfi eld Country Club in Edison, N.J. (N) (Live) Å Walk Fit Plati- Laura McKen- Support Joint Heroes Among NFL Preseason Football New England Patriots at Detroit 4 8 KPIC num-Ten zie’s Traveler Health Us (EI) Lions. From Ford Field in Detroit. (N) 4.2/This TV “Here Come the Co-Eds”››‡ (1945) Bud Abbott. Two zany caretakers “Johnny Cool”››‡ (1963, Crime Drama) Henry Silva, Elizabeth Montgomery, Jim Backus. A “RoboCop 2”››‡ (1990) Peter Weller, Nancy Allen. The futuristic cyborg sets 292 KPIC hatch fund-raisers for a girls school. Å streetwise Italian boy is sent to New York as an adult. out to destroy a drug kingpin. Å 5/NBC Golf U.S. Amateur Championship, Semifi nal Round. From Erin Hills Golf Course Horse Racing Travers Stakes. From This Old House P. Allen Smith Dog Tales (EI) Å Paid Program Chris Matthews NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI in Erin, Wis. (N) ’ (Live) Å Saratoga Springs, N.Y. Å Gardens Show News (N) ’ 8/PBS Woodwright’s MotorWeek (N) Painting and Best of Joy of Sewing With It’s Sew Easy Martha’s Sew- Love of Quilting America’s Test Nick Stellino b organic with California’s The Lawrence 8 KSYS Shop Å ’ Å Travel Painting Nancy Å ’ Å ing Room Kitchen Cooking michele Gold “Trestle” Welk Show 9/ABC Little League Baseball World Series, U.S. Championship: Teams TBA. From Williamsport, Pa. XTERRA Adven- The Insider (N) Made in Hol- NASCAR NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Irwin Tools Night Race. From Bristol Motor 9 4 KEZI (N) (Live) Å tures ’ Å lywood Å Countdown Speedway, Tenn. (N) (Live) 25/MYTV Eat Yourself The American Trout TV Adventure Entertainers Å Tim McCarver Word & Spirit New Hope Fellowship From Green Science Seahawks NFL Football 11 12 KEVU Skinny! Athlete Å Journal Show Church Calvary Satellite Network. Oregon Pregame Kenneth Cox Ministries Present 3ABN Today GP Worship Hour Kids Time Tiny Tots for Laymen It Is Written Books of the Exalting His 3-ABN on the 30/IND 21 Praise Jesus Ministries Canada Book Word Road 33/FOX Crossfi re World This Week in MLB Baseball Regional Coverage. (N) ’ (Live) Å Friends Living Betty Snowden Everybody- The Offi ce ’ Å Two and a Half 13 11 KLSR Baseball (N) arrangements. Raymond Men ’ 46/NBC Golf U.S. Amateur Championship, Semifi nal Round. From Erin Hills Golf Course Horse Racing Travers Stakes. From Cold Case “Greed” A wealthy Grey’s Anatomy Izzie experiences The Closer “Overkill” Brenda must NBC Nightly 6 KTCW in Erin, Wis. (N) ’ (Live) Å Saratoga Springs, N.Y. stockbroker is murdered. ’ familiar symptoms. ’ work with the FBI. Å News (N) ’ 51/PBS Love of Quilting Quilting Arts Å Simply Ming America’s Test John Besh’s MotorWeek (N) Woodwright’s The American Hometime Å Ask This Old This Old House The Lawrence Welk Show 7 KOAC (DVS) ’ Å Kitchen New Orleans ’ Å Shop Å Woodshop ’ House Å Å “Orange Blossom Special.” Flipping Vegas A golf course Parking Wars “The Lost Pilot” Park- Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars The top 10 most Parking Wars Parking Wars Billy the Exter- A&E 24 23 property. Å ing law enforcers. Å Å Å Å Å outrageous encounters. Å Å Å minator ABC FAM 40 32 Richie Rich “The Mask”››› (1994, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz, Peter Riegert. “The School of Rock”››› (2003, Comedy) Jack Black, Joan Cusack. “Holes”››› (2003) “Cahill, United States Marshal”››‡ (1973, Western) John Wayne, George Kennedy. A “Se7en”›››‡ (1995, Suspense) Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, Gwyneth Paltrow. A killer dispatches his victims via the “Kill Bill: Vol. 1”››› (2003) Uma AMC 68 24 lawman’s sons become involved in a fatal bank robbery. Å Seven Deadly Sins. Thurman, Lucy Liu. Å ANPL 49 47 Pit Boss XL ’ Å Pit Boss XL ’ Å Pit Boss XL ’ Å Pit Boss XL ’ Å Pit Boss XL ’ Å Pit Boss XL (N) ’ Pit Boss XL BRAVO 62 46 Most Eligible Dallas Most Eligible Dallas Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ The Rachel Zoe Project Å Rachel Zoe CNBC 65 Paid Program Sexy Face Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair Wealth-Risk Meaningful Paid Program Money in Mot. American Greed Till Debt/Part Suze Orman CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Situation Room CNN Newsroom (N) The Last Heart Attack Piers Morgan COM 64 98 Barbershop 2 (:35) Scrubs (:05) Scrubs (:36) Scrubs (:06) Scrubs (:37) “Caddyshack”››‡ (1980) Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfi eld. Å (4:54) “Accepted”›› (2006) Justin Long. CW 12 14 Hollywood Hollywood True Hollywood Story Å “Igby Goes Down”››› (2002, Comedy) Kieran Culkin. Å “Blind Date”›‡ (1987) Kim Basinger, Bruce Willis. Å ’70s Show Swamp Loggers Rain damaged Dirty Jobs “Cedar Log Peeler” Mike Dirty Jobs Mike travels to Maine. Dirty Money Dirty Money Dirty Money Dirty Money Sons of Guns Will combines four Sons of Guns DISC 34 30 roads imperil the crew. cleans out a fi sh grinder. ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å MG42 rifl es into one. ’ ’ Å Wizards of Wizards of Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Charlie Bob takes the Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Å So Random! DISN 37 21 Waverly Place Waverly Place Charlie Å Charlie Å whole family to Hawaii. Charlie Å Charlie Å Charlie Å Charlie Å Charlie Å ’ Å E! 57 25 Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Too Young to Kill: 15 Shocking Crimes Fatal Triangle ESPNU Studio High School Football South Panola (Miss.) at Hoover (Ala.). (N) (Live) SportsCenter High School Football Sulpher Springs (Texas) at Denton Ryan (Texas). (N) (Live) ESPN 28 31 (N) Å (N) Å ESPN2 27 49 MLL Lacrosse Second Semifi nal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) WTA Tennis Billiards Strongest Man Strongest Man Strongest Man FNC 32 27 Stossel America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News HQ FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice Judge FOOD 72 50 Secrets Minute Meals Contessa Giada-Home The Great Food Truck Race Chopped Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Iron Chef America Challenge FX 31 45 (11:30) “Me, Myself & Irene”›‡ (2000) Jim Carrey. “Defi nitely, Maybe”››› (2008) Ryan Reynolds, Isla Fisher, Abigail Breslin. “The Proposal”››‡ (2009) Sandra Bullock. (10:00) “Star!”››› (1968) Julie “Journey Into Midnight”››‡ (1968, Horror) Chad Everett. Artist sees past “Damnation Alley”›› (1977) Jan-Michael Vincent. American nuclear war “The Fury”››‡ (1978, Horror) Kirk Douglas, John FXM 44 Andrews. Å at costume party; schemer eyes rich widow. survivors struggle to start new lives. Cassavetes, Amy Irving. Å HGTV 50 43 Bath Crashers Bath Crashers Room Cr. Run Makeover Curb/Block Novogratz Bang, Buck Summer Home Candice Tells Sarah 101 (N) Design Star Å My Favorite HIST 41 34 The States Å The States Å Top Gear Å Top Gear “Death Valley” Top Gear “First Cars” Å Modern Marvels “Grease” Marvels HLMRK 87 Frasier Å Frasier Å “The Engagement Ring”››‡ (2005) Patricia Heaton. Å “The Engagement Ring”››‡ (2005) Patricia Heaton. Å “The Wedding Dress”›› (2001) Tyne Daly. ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program “Unforgiven”›››› (1992, Western) Clint Eastwood, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman. ’ “Exit Wounds”› (2001, Action) Steven Seagal, DMX. ’ Monk Å LIFE 23 29 (11:30) Project Runway Å Dance Moms Å Dance Moms Å Dance Moms Å Dance Moms Å “James Patterson’s Suzanne’s Diary” MSNBC 54 44 Death in the Desert To Catch an ID Thief The crime of identity theft. Lockup: Raw Lockup: Raw “Living the Life” Lockup: Raw “Hardcore” Lockup: Raw MTV 26 17 Teen Mom ’ Å Jersey Shore “Twinning” ’ Jersey Shore ’ Å “Mr. Deeds”› (2002) Adam Sandler, Winona Ryder. ’ Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ VMA’s Reveal NAT GEO 73 (11:00) Inside the Iraq War Inside the Vietnam War Covert operations and military strategies. Explorer Earth Overhaul Hard Time NICK 71 39 Power Big Time Rush iCarly Å iCarly Å iCarly Å Victorious ’ Victorious ’ Victorious ’ SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Big Time Rush OXY 61 (10:30) “Beaches”›› (1988) “Ghost”››› (1990, Fantasy) Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore. “Ever After: A Cinderella Story”››› (1998) Drew Barrymore. Å 50 First Dates MMAthletics W. Soc. P. WPS Soccer Final: Teams to Be Announced. (N) (Live) UEFA Magazine Halls of Fame The I7 MLS Soccer Portland Timbers at D.C. United. From RFK Stadium in Washington, ROOT 38 99 D.C. (N) (Live) SPEED 58 53 The Grid Performance The 10 SPEED Center NASCAR RaceDay (N) (Live) On the Edge Am. Trucker Am. Trucker Am. Trucker AMA Racing SPIKE 69 38 Restore Restore “Die Hard”›››‡ (1988, Action) Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia. ’ UFC 134 Countdown Å UFC 134 Prelims (N) Å Die Hard 2 ’ SYFY 43 40 (11:00) “Wyvern” (2009) “Mandrake”›› (2010, Horror) Betsy Russell, Max Martini. “Mongolian Death Worms”›› (2010) Sean Patrick Flanery. “The Lost Future”››› (2010) Sean Bean. (11:25) “The Ringer”››‡ (2005, Comedy) Johnny (:25) “The House Bunny”›› (2008) Anna Faris, Colin Hanks. A sexpot According to Everybody- Everybody- Everybody- Everybody- Seinfeld “The TBS 33 10 Knoxville, Brian Cox, Katherine Heigl. teaches misfi t sorority sisters about men. Å Jim ’ Å Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Sponge” ’ (11:30) “Second Chance”››‡ “Blackbeard, the Pirate”››‡ (1952) Robert Newton. Ex-pirate Sir Henry “Fallen Angel”››‡ (1945) Alice Faye. Premiere. A husband’s plot to run “A Letter to Three Wives”›››› (1949, Drama) TCM 51 26 (1953) Å Morgan sets sail against the buccaneer. Å away with his girlfriend goes awry. Jeanne Crain, Linda Darnell. Premiere. TLC 42 41 Moving Up ’ Å Toddlers & Tiaras ’ Å Toddlers & Tiaras ’ Å Toddlers & Tiaras ’ Å My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding Gypsy TNT 36 42 (11:00) “Reversal of Fortune”››› (1990) “Mission: Impossible III”››› (2006, Action) Tom Cruise. Å “The Rock”››› (1996, Action) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage. Å TOON 63 33 Almost Naked Almost Naked Squirrel Squirrel Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Almost Naked Almost Naked Regular Show Regular Show Advent. Time Advent. Time Looney Tunes TRVL 59 48 Fun Food Factories 2 Å Food Wars Food Wars Food Wars Food Wars Food Wars Food Wars Caribbean Beach Resorts Jamaica: Paradise Uncovered Beach TVLND 53 28 Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland (:43) Hot in Cleveland (10:00) “Inside “Kiss the Girls”›› (1997, Suspense) Morgan Freeman, Ashley Judd, Cary Elwes. An escaped “The Bone Collector”››‡ (1999, Suspense) Denzel Washington, Angelina Jolie. A paralyzed “National Treasure: Book of USA 45 15 Man”››› victim and a forensic expert trail a killer. Å detective guides the hunt for a serial killer. Å Secrets”›› (2007) Å VS. 47 422 Motorspo Cycling Prev Cycling USA Pro Cycling, Stage 5. (N) (Live) IndyCar Racing Adv. Sports Adv. Sports “Any Given Sunday”››› (1999) Al Pacino. WE 185 120 Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer “Implosion” Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Staten Island Cakes Å Staten Island Cakes (N) Downsized WGN-A 14 Law & Order: Criminal Intent The Unit “Sudden Flight” ’ Bones ’ Å Funny Videos Lead-Off Man MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Milwaukee Brewers. (N) ’ (Live) Å (11:30) “Up”›››‡ (2009) Voices (:10) “The Bounty Hunter”›‡ (2010) Jennifer Aniston. A bounty hunter (:05) “Zombieland”››› (2009, Comedy) Woody (:35) “The Hot Chick”› (2002) Rob Schneider. A cheerleader and a man ENC 642 710 of Ed Asner. ’ Å must track down his bail-jumping ex-wife. ’ Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg. ’ Å switch bodies via magic earrings. ’ Å (11:00) “Pure Country 2: The “Yogi Bear”›‡ (2010, Comedy) Voices of Dan Aykroyd, “Head of State”›› (2003) Chris Rock. An alderman (:15) “Life as We Know It”›› (2010) Katherine Heigl. Antagonists must “Ghosts-Girl- HBO 500 600 Gift” (2010) Katrina Elam. ’ Justin Timberlake. ’ Å becomes a presidential candidate. work together to raise their goddaughter. ’ Å frnd” (11:00) “Labor The Franchise: Weeds “Cats! The Big C “A Web Therapy “The Messenger”››› (2009, Drama) Ben Foster. iTV. A soldier gets (:25) “Multiple Sarcasms”›‡ (2010, Drama) Timothy (:05) “The SHO 600 660 Pains”›‡ Giants Cats! Cats!” Little Death” (iTV) ’ Å involved with a fallen comrade’s widow. ’ Å Hutton, Mira Sorvino. iTV. ’ Å Freebie” Å (11:30) “Familiar Strangers” “Last Stop for Paul” (2006, Comedy) Neil Mandt, Marc (:25) “The Private Lives of Pippa Lee”››‡ (2009) (:05) “My Best Friend’s Wedding”››› (1997) Julia Roberts. A food (5:50) “Not TMC 620 690 (2008) Shawn Hatosy. ’ Å Carter. ’ Robin Wright Penn, Alan Arkin. ’ Å critic seeks to sabotage her buddy’s nuptials. ’ Å Since You” ’ Page 20, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 25, 2011 Don’t Miss SATURDAY EVENING, AUGUST 27 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain
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Victims Unit “Flight” 8/PBS Lawrence Globe Trekker Sea kayaking; Last of the Outnum- New Tricks Abduction of a Masterpiece Mystery! Oxford estate. ’ Offi cial Best POV “POV little buckaroos on their Oklahoma 8 ’ ’ Å Å ’ spread, where Drummond shows KSYS Welk watching penguins. Wine bered debutante. (DVS) of Fest Short Cuts” 9/ABC (4:30) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Irwin Tools Cars.TV ’ Å Steel Dreams ABC Fall The Insider Entertainment Tonight News (N) Å Entertainment Tonight off her special, self-taught brand of 9 4 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å home cooking, creating everything KEZI Night Race. (N) (Live) 2011 (N) (N) 25/MYTV (:00) NFL Preseason Football Seattle Seahawks at Denver Broncos. From INVESCO Field at Mile The Ameri- Curb Your Entourage Crossfi re World Outreach Paid Pro- from simple suppers to elegant 11 12 High in Denver. (N Same-day Tape) can Athlete Enthusiasm “Drive” ’ gram celebrations that are at home in the KEVU 3-ABN on 3-ABN on the Road Windows of Making GP Worship Hour Life on the Edge Generation of Youth for Anchors of country and in town. 30/IND 21 the Road Hope Waves Christ Truth 8 p.m. on HGTV 33/FOX Family Guy Without a Trace A 911 Cops ’ Cops ’ American The Cleve- Scrubs ’ Å Two and a Fringe A healthy woman In the Flow 13 11 HGTV Urban Oasis 2011 KLSR ’ Å operator goes missing. (PA) Å (PA) Å Dad Å land Show Half Men inexplicably dies. Å 46/NBC News Access Hollywood Top stories “A Walk in My Shoes” (2010, Drama) Nancy Travis, Philip Law & Order: Special News (:29) Saturday Night Live Get a sneak peek at what one 6 ’ Å ’ ’ Å lucky viewer will win as this give- KTCW of the week. (N) Winchester, Yara Martinez. Victims Unit “Flight” 51/PBS Summer Travels to Rick Steves Globe Trekker Sea kayaking; My Family Å Outnum- New Tricks Brian is in rehab Masterpiece Mystery! Oxford estate. ’ away returns for its second year. 7 ’ Å The prize is a contemporary urban KOAC Wine the Edge Europe watching penguins. bered for his alcoholism. (DVS) loft in a major metropolitan city, and Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- A&E 24 23 this year Vern Yip works his magic terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator as interior designer of a property on ABC FAM 40 32 (5:30) “Holes”››› (2003) “Toy Story”›››› (1995) Voices of Tom Hanks. “Toy Story 2”›››› (1999) Voices of Tom Hanks. Prince the 35th floor of the Trump Interna- (5:30) “Kill Bill: Vol. 1”››› (2003, Action) “Kill Bill: Vol. 2”››› (2004, Action) Uma Thurman, David Carradine, Michael Madsen. An “Kill Bill: Vol. 1”››› (2003, Action) Uma AMC 68 24 tional Hotel & Tower in Chicago. Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu. Å assassin confronts her former boss and his gang. Å Thurman, Lucy Liu. Å ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ 9 p.m. on HLMRK ANPL 49 47 Pit Boss XL Pit Boss “For Our Fans” Pit Boss XL (N) Pit Boss XL (N) Pit Boss Pit Boss XL Pit Boss Movie: William & Catherine: A BRAVO 62 46 Rachel Zoe The Rachel Zoe Project The Rachel Zoe Project Matchmaker Matchmaker Matchmaker Matchmkr ’ ’ Royal Romance CNBC 65 S. Orman Princess “Laura” (N) American Greed The Suze Orman Show Princess “Laura” Best Bra! Wealth Poker CNN 35 35 Piers CNN Newsroom (N) The Last Heart Attack Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Newsroom (N) The Last Heart Attack Piers For those of you who just can’t COM 64 98 Accepted (6:56) “Scary Movie 4”›› (2006) Anna Faris. Å Hart: Grown Little Man Kevin Hart Godfrey: Black Katt get enough of all of that royal ’ ’ Å ’ Å Å wedding business comes this Hall- CW 12 14 Seinfeld Seinfeld CW 2011 House “Euphoria” House Payne Payne Stargate Universe Atlantis mark Channel original film based (:00) Sons of Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction DISC 34 30 Guns ’ Kings Å Kings Å Kings Å Kings Å Kings Å Kings Å Kings Å Kings Å Kings Å Kings Å Kings Å on the courtship, engagement and Shake It Wizards- Wizards- PrankStars A.N.T. Farm So Random! Babysitter’s Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck PrankStars wedding of Britain’s Prince Wil- DISN 37 21 Up! Å Place Place Å Å ’ Å a Vampire Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Å liam, once heralded as the world’s E! 57 Triangle E! News “Sweet Home Alabama”›› (2002) Josh Lucas Kardashian Kardashian The Soup Chelsea Lat Fashion most eligible bachelor. Newcomers 25 High School Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter Dan Amboyer and Alice St. Clair ESPN 28 31 Football play William and his intended, Kate ESPN2 27 Strong Man High School Football Pleasant Grove (Calif.) at Monterey Trail (Calif.). (N) (Live) Year of the Quarterback Year of the Quarterback All-Access Middleton, with Jane Alexander as 49 Queen Elizabeth II. Victor Garber FNC 32 27 Justice Couldn’t Stop Jour. FOX News Justice With Jeanine Couldn’t Stop Red Eye (N) Huckabee and Jean Smart also star. FOOD 72 50 Challenge Chopped Chopped Chopped Chopped Iron Chef America Chopped FX 31 45 Proposal “Bride Wars”›‡ (2009, Comedy) Kate Hudson. Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Sunny Sunny Louie 9 p.m. on LIFE (5:00) “The “The Star Chamber”››‡ (1983, Drama) Michael Douglas, “The Fury”››‡ (1978) Kirk Douglas. Nefarious government “The Star Chamber”››‡ (1983) Michael Movie: The Secret Life of Bees FXM 44 Fury” (1978) Hal Holbrook, Yaphet Kotto. Å agents kidnap a young telepath. Å Douglas, Hal Holbrook. Å Anyone fond of such stories as HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l HGTV Urban Oasis 2011 Room Cr. Color Spl. Novogratz House Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Room Cr. “Fried Green Tomatoes” and “How HIST 41 34 Marvels Modern Marvels Å You Don’t Know Dixie Insight on Southern culture. Hillbilly: The Real Story Å You Don’t to Make an American Quilt” will take HLMRK 87 Wedding “The Wedding Dress”›› (2001) Tyne Daly. Å “William & Catherine: A Royal Romance” (2011) “William & Catherine” immediately to director-screenwrit- ION 15 20 (:00) Monk Monk ’ Å Monk A teacher’s death. Monk ’ Å Psych ’ Å Psych “Forget Me Not” Psych ’ er Gina Prince-Bythewood’s (“Love LIFE 23 29 James “Amish Grace” (2010) Kimberly Williams-Paisley. “The Secret Life of Bees”››‡ (2008) Queen Latifah. Å “Not My Life” (2006) & Basketball”) well-cast, nicely MSNBC 54 44 Lockup Life After Lockup Lockup Boston Lockup Boston Lockup Boston Lockup: Holman Lockup acted version of the Sue Monk MTV 26 17 I Was 17 Teen Mom ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore “Twinning” Jersey Shore ’ Å Teen Mom Kidd novel. Dakota Fanning plays NAT GEO 73 Hard Time Hard Time Earth Overhaul Hard Time Hard Time Mob Rampage Philly Mob a troubled youngster who goes on ’ ’ ’ Å the run with her caretaker (Jennifer NICK 71 39 Victorious iCarly iCarly iCarly Carly is suspicious of her boyfriend. ’70s Show ’70s Show My Wife My Wife My Wife ›› Å ›› Å ›› Å Hudson) in the early 1960s, ulti- OXY 61 (:00) “50 First Dates” (2004) “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003) Kate Hudson. “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003) Mariners MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Mariners MLS Soccer Columbus Crew at Seattle Sounders FC. From mately finding refuge with several ROOT 38 99 sisters (Queen Latifah, Alicia Keys, Pregame Blackout) (Live) Postgame CenturyLink Field in Seattle. Sophie Okenedo). SPEED 58 53 AMA Race AMA Pro Racing MotoGP Racing Seat Swap AMA Pro Racing AMA Pro Racing Lucas Oil SPIKE 69 38 (:00) “Die Hard 2”››› (1990) Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia. ’ “The Chronicles of Riddick”›› (2004) Vin Diesel. ’ “Bad Boys”››› ’ 11 p.m. on COM SYFY 43 40 Lost Future “The Lost Tribe” (2009) Emily Foxler, Nick Mennell. “Killer Mountain” (2011) Aaron Douglas. Premiere. “Sand Serpents”›› (2009) Godfrey: Black by Accident Seinfeld “The The King of The King of “Failure to Launch”›› (2006, Romance-Comedy) Matthew (:05) “Failure to Launch”›› (2006) Matthew McConaughey, “Must Love Godfrey’s first-ever hourlong TBS 33 10 Gum” Queens ’ Queens ’ McConaughey, Sarah Jessica Parker. Å Sarah Jessica Parker. Å Dogs” comedy special features the come- “Letter-3 “Star Dust”››‡ (1940) Linda Darnell, John “Hangover Square”››› (1945, Suspense) “No Way Out”››‡ (1950, Drama) Richard Widmark, Linda “Everybody dian’s urban-themed stylings on ev- TCM 51 26 Wives” Payne. Premiere. Laird Cregar, Linda Darnell. Darnell, Sidney Poitier. Å Does It” erything from dealing with “subway TLC 42 41 Gypsy Gypsy Wedding Gypsy Wedding My Big Fat Gypsy Wed My Big Fat Gypsy Wed Gypsy Wedding My Big Fat humpers” to why he hates mittens. TNT 36 42 “Valkyrie”››‡ (2008) Tom Cruise, Kenneth Branagh. Å “Shooter”››‡ (2007) Mark Wahlberg, Michael Peña. Å “The Rock”››› (1996) 2 a.m. on ESPN2 TOON 63 33 Looney “Underdog”›› (2007) Voices of Jason Lee. Oblongs King of Hill King of Hill Family Guy Boondocks Boondocks Bleach (N) NASCAR Racing TRVL 59 48 Beach 21 Sexiest Beaches Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adv. The .533-mile high-banked short TVLND 53 28 Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Raymond Raymond Raymond Everybody-Raymond Raymond Raymond (5:30) “National Treasure: Book of “National Treasure”›› (2004, Adventure) Nicolas Cage, Hunter Gomez. A “Angels & Demons”›› (2009) Tom Hanks. Robert Langdon track at Tennessee’s Bristol Motor USA 45 15 ›› Å Å Å Speedway is heaven for fans of Secrets” (2007) Nicolas Cage. man tries to steal the Declaration of Independence. confronts an ancient brotherhood. ››› ››› hard-nosed NASCAR racing, and VS. 47 422 (5:00) “Any Given Sunday” Cycling “Any Given Sunday” (1999, Drama) Al Pacino, Cameron Diaz. Healthy Hair ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ››› Å it’s even better under the lights. To- WE 185 120 Downsized Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier “Romancing the Stone” (1984) Michael Douglas. night in the Irwin Tools Night Race, WGN-A 14 Baseball WGN News at Nine (N) Scrubs ’ How I Met South Park South Park Entourage Enthusiasm Entourage Enthusiasm Amistad Kevin Harvick, Carl Edwards, Jim- (:20) “All About the Benjamins”›› “Friday”››› (1995, Comedy) Ice Cube, Chris (:35) “Friday After Next”›‡ (2002, (:05) “Boyz N the Hood”›››‡ (1991, mie Johnson and other top stars ENC 642 710 (2002) Ice Cube, Mike Epps. ’ Å Tucker, Nia Long. ’ Å Comedy) Ice Cube, Mike Epps. ’ Å Drama) Larry Fishburne. ’ Å will try to work their tire strategies (:15) “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past”›› “Conviction”››‡ (2010) Hilary Swank. A woman earns a law 24/7 May- Boxing Robert Guerrero vs. Marcos Maidana, Light Welter- and avoid the big wrecks. Kyle HBO 500 600 (2009) Matthew McConaughey. ’ Å degree to free her brother from prison. weather weights. (N Same-day Tape) ’ Å Busch hopes to continue his domi- (:05) “The Freebie” (2010) (:25) “Inglourious Basterds”›››‡ (2009) Brad Pitt. Jewish-American soldiers “The Tillman Story”›››‡ (2010) Narrated (:35) “The Messenger”››› SHO 600 nance at the track, as he won last 660 Dax Shepard. Å seek Nazi scalps in German-occupied France. by Josh Brolin. iTV. (2009) Å year’s night race and the daytime (5:50) “Not Since You” (:20) “Tron”››‡ (1982) Jeff Bridges, Bruce “Cornered!” (2008, Horror) Steve Guttenberg, “Dismal” (2009, Horror) Bill Oberst Jr., Lydia “Cornered!” TMC 620 690 race there in March. (2009, Drama) ’ Å Boxleitner. ’ Å James Duval. ’ Å Chandler, Jade Arnold. ’ Å (2008) ’ Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 25, 2011 The News-Review, Page 21 SUNDAY MORNING, AUGUST 28
5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS (Off Air) Wall Street Paid Program CBS News Sunday Morning (N) ’ Å Face the Nation Tennis Arthur Ashe Kids’ Day. From the USTA National U.S. Open Ten- PGA Tour Golf The Barclays, Final 4 8 KPIC Journal Rpt. (N) Å Tennis Center in Flushing, N.Y. Å nis Prev. Round. (N) (Live) Å 4.2/This TV Sonic the Sonic Under- Evolut Stargate Infi n- Magi-Nation Å Highway Patrol Highway Patrol “Love Me Tender”››‡ (1956) Elvis Presley, Richard Egan. Brothers clash “Yentl”››› (1983, Musical) Barbra 292 KPIC Hedgehog ground Å ity Å (DVS) over a woman’s love and a stolen payroll. Å Streisand. Å 5/NBC Homes & Great Paid Program Paid Program Today Dick Cheney; Martin Luther Meet the Press (N) Å Pearlie (EI) Track and Field IAAF World Championships. From Cycling USA Pro Challenge. From 5 5 KOBI Estates King III. (N) ’ Å Daegu, South Korea. (Taped) ’ Å Denver. (N) Å 8/PBS Washington Franny’s Feet Å Betsy’s Kinder- Thomas & Mister Rogers’ WordGirl Å The Electric Lawrence Welk: Milestones and Memories Stars from “The Lawrence Welk Show” perform crowd-pleasing 8 KSYS Week Å (DVS) garten Friends ’ Neighborhood (DVS) Company favorites. ’ Å 9/ABC Steel Dreams Å Paid Program Paid Program Good Morning America (N) Å This Week With Christiane Today’s Hom- Paid Program Paid Program XTERRA Adven- Gershwin on Ice Tiffany Chin and 9 4 KEZI Amanpour (N) Å eowner tures others perform. 25/MYTV (Off Air) Paid Program Paid Program Truth in Action Word & Spirit Betty Snowden Paid Program Paid Program Key of David The Real Win- Teen Kids Whacked Out 11 12 KEVU Ministries Church ning Edge (EI) News Å Sports ’ Praise! 3ABN Today India: Face to Battles of Faith GP Worship Hour Inspirational Hour Exalting His It Is Written Generation of Youth for Christ 30/IND 21 Face Word Canada 33/FOX (Off Air) Kingdom of God Paid Program Paid Program FOX News Sunday With Chris This Old House Homes & Land Distant Roads Rollin’ on TV “Hidalgo”››‡ (2004) Viggo 13 11 KLSR Wallace ’ Å Å TV ’ Å Mortensen, Omar Sharif. 46/NBC Men’s Health Paid Program American Today Dick Cheney; Martin Luther Meet the Press (N) Å Pearlie (EI) Track and Field IAAF World Championships. From Cycling USA Pro Challenge. From 6 KTCW Latino King III. (N) ’ Å Daegu, South Korea. (Taped) ’ Å Denver. (N) Å 51/PBS Allen Smith’s Betsy’s Kinder- Angelina Bal- Mister Rogers’ Curious George Thomas & Bob the Builder Rick Steves’ Travels to the Nature Kilauea is an active volcano. NOVA New branch of math called 7 KOAC Garden Home garten lerina: Next Neighborhood ’ (EI) Friends ’ ’ Europe Å Edge ’ Å (DVS) fractals. Å (DVS) Free Money Paid Program Paid Program Celebrity Ghost Stories A. Celebrity Ghost Stories Cheri, The Sopranos Second chance; local The Sopranos A rival restaurant and The Sopranos An act of heroism A&E 24 23 Williams. Å Corbin, John and Sharon. dispute. ’ Å a staff scandal. Å impresses Vito. ’ Å ABC FAM 40 32 Get Hot! Take It Off! Sunday Mass “Richie Rich”›› (1994) Macaulay Culkin, John Larroquette. “The School of Rock”››› (2003, Comedy) Jack Black, Joan Cusack. Holes››› (4:30) “Blood Mad Men “The Wheel” Peggy is given Mad Men New offi ce equipment. Å Mad Men “Flight 1” Paul has a party “Mad Dog and Glory”››› (1993, Comedy) Robert De Niro. A gangster “Se7en”›››‡ (1995) Brad Pitt, AMC 68 24 of Dracula” another opportunity. at his apartment. gives a woman to the man who saved his life. Morgan Freeman. ANPL 49 47 Encounters Most Extreme Most Extreme Weird, True Weird, True Untamed and Uncut ’ Å Dogs 101 ’ Å Dogs 101 ’ Å Wild Kingdom ’ Å BRAVO 62 46 Paid Program Flipping Out Å Flipping Out Å Flipping Out Å Flipping Out Å Flipping Out Å Top Chef: Just Desserts CNBC 65 Paid Program Thin in 30! Best Bra Ever! Paid Program Sexy Face Healthy Hair Paid Program Best Bra Ever! Paid Program Paid Program 10 Min Meals! Paid Program Paid Program CNN 35 35 Sunday Morn. State of the Union Fareed Zakaria GPS (N) Reliable Sources (N) Å State of the Union Fareed Zakaria GPS CNN Newsroom (N) COM 64 98 Triverex Paid Program Paid Program Take It Off! Wealth-Risk Com. Central Entourage ’ Entourage ’ (:21) “Accepted”›› (2006) Justin Long, Jonah Hill. Å (:23) Scrubs CW 12 14 Paid Program TBA TBA TBA TBA Tomorrow In Touch W/Charles Stanley Key of David TBA TBA Edgemont Edgemont Paid Program Paid Program Tomorrow’s Paid Program Jentezen Frank- (7:58) Joel (:27) In Touch Dirty Money Dirty Money Auction Kings Auction Kings Sons of Guns Sons of Guns DISC 34 30 ’ Å ’ Å World Å ’ Å lin Å Osteen ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Phineas and Chuggington Å Little Einsteins Special Agent Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse Jake and the Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Å A.N.T. Farm So Random! DISN 37 21 Ferb ’ Å Å Oso ’ Å Clubhouse ’ Clubhouse Pirates Charlie Å Charlie Å Charlie Å “informANT” ’ Å E! 57 25 Paid Program Healthy Hair Meaningful The E! True Hollywood Story Actress Jennifer Lopez. Å E! Special Nicki Minaj. Fashion The Soup E! News (N) (:00) Outside the Sports Report- SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Little League Baseball World Series, Consolation Game: Teams TBA. From Webgems/ Heisman Tro- College GameDay Season ESPN 28 31 SportsCenter (N) Lines (N) ers (N) Å Williamsport, Pa. (N) (Live) Å World Series phy Preview Preview Å ESPN2 27 49 Football Now SportsCenter (N) Å Outside Lines Reporters SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å High School Football Glenbard West (Ill.) at Wheaton Warrenville South (Ill.). (N) (Live) FNC 32 27 (3:00) FOX and Friends Sunday (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) Fox News Sunday FOOD 72 50 Meaningful Healthy Hair Paid Program Brian Boitano Dessert First Rachael Ray’s Week in a Day Dollar Dinners Money Saving Hungry Girl Guy’s Big Bite Grill It! B. Flay Sand. King FX 31 45 Zumba Body Paid Program Paid Program “Cheaper by the Dozen 2”›› (2005, Comedy) Steve Martin. “Me, Myself & Irene”›‡ (2000, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Renée Zellweger. Bride Wars (4:30) “Turbo: A Power Rangers “Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie”›› (1995, Action) “Royal Flash”››› (1975) Malcolm McDowell. Victorian scamp Capt. Harry “Trapped in Paradise”››‡ (1994, Comedy) Nicolas FXM 44 Movie”›‡ (1997) Å Karan Ashley. The rangers fi ght an ancient villain. Å Flashman poses as a Prussian nobleman. Cage, Jon Lovitz. Å HGTV 50 43 Paid Program Paid Program Meaningful Outdoor Room Curb/Block Curb/Block Holmes Inspection ’ Å Decked Out Disaster DIY Disaster DIY Yard Crashers Room Cr. HIST 41 34 Men’s Health Paid Program Save-CarMD Modern Marvels “Banks” Secrets of the Dollar Bill Brad Meltzer’s Decoded Brad Meltzer’s Decoded Brad Meltzer’s Decoded HLMRK 87 I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Frasier Å Frasier Å ION 15 20 (:00) Inspiration Today Camp Meeting ’ Turning Point Discovery In Touch W/Charles Stanley Fellowship Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Inspiration Ministry Camp. LIFE 23 29 Paid Program Sexy Abs TriVita In Touch W/Charles Stanley Hour of Power Å Joel Osteen Meaningful Against the Wall Å Against the Wall Å MSNBC 54 44 MSNBC News MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) Meet the Press Å MTV 26 17 Extreme Cribs Extreme Cribs Extreme Cribs Extreme Cribs Extreme Cribs I Was 17 I Was 17 I Was 17 VMA’s Reveal Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ NAT GEO 73 Paid Program Dog Whisperer Explorer “Talibanistan” The Liquid Bomb Plot Biggest terror plot since Sept. 11, ’01. Inside Al Qaeda Interviews. Inside the Green Berets NICK 71 39 TBA All Grown Up OddParents OddParents OddParents The Penguins The Penguins SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly “iParty With Victorious” OXY 61 Healthy Hair Paid Program Paid Program Meaningful Healthy Hair “Cellular”››‡ (2004) Kim Basinger, Chris Evans. Å “Don’t Say a Word”››‡ (2001) Michael Douglas. Å Clay Target Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Angler’s Experi- Paid Program Paid Program Hawg Quest The Joy of Stock Car Downunder LOKAR Car Motorhead ROOT 38 99 Shootout ence Fishing Series Horsemanship Show (N) Garage TV (N) SPEED 58 53 Formula One Racing Grand Prix of Belgium. Classic Car Chop-Rebuild Hot Rod TV Gearz Australian V8 Supercars Queensland: City of Ipswich 300. MotoGP Racing SPIKE 69 38 Cash Flow Paid Program Triverex Paid Program Paid Program Save-CarMD Wealth-Risk Auction Auction Auction History Xtreme 4x4 Horsepower SYFY 43 40 Twilight Zone Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair Alphas “Catch and Release” “The Rocketeer”››› (1991, Fantasy) Bill Campbell. Married... With Married... With “Flubber”›› (1997) Robin Williams, Marcia Gay Harden. A scatterbrained “Code Name: The Cleaner”›‡ (2007) Cedric the Entertainer. An amnesiac MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Baltimore Orioles. TBS 33 10 Children ’ Children ’ professor invents a miraculous substance. janitor believes he is a secret agent. Å (N) (Live) Å “The Gay Bride”›› (1934, Comedy-Drama) Carole “Fools for Scandal”››‡ (1938, Comedy) Carole “Lady by Choice”››‡ (1934, Comedy) Carole “Virtue”››‡ (1932, Drama) Carole Lombard, Pat “In Name TCM 51 26 Lombard, Chester Morris, ZaSu Pitts. Lombard, Fernand Gravet. Å Lombard, May Robson, Roger Pryor. O’Brien, Mayo Methot. Only”››› TLC 42 41 Get Hot! ’ Steam Station Paid Program Faith-Dr. Frederick K.C. Price Paid Program Thin in 30! ’ Four Weddings ’ Å Four Weddings ’ Å Four Weddings ’ Å TNT 36 42 (:00) CSI: NY Law & Order “Monster” ’ Law & Order “Expert” ’ Law & Order Å (DVS) Law & Order “Purple Heart” Leverage Å “Four Brothers”›› (2005) TOON 63 33 Inuyasha Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Pokémon Dude Destroy Build Hole in Wall Wrld, Gumball Looney Tunes Almost Naked Almost Naked Squirrel Squirrel TRVL 59 48 Healthy Hair Paid Program Paid Program Dhani Tackles the Globe Bourdain: No Reservations The Wild Within Å Bourdain: No Reservations Conqueror Sand Masters TVLND 53 28 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland (:43) Hot in Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Quit Smoking Monk Monk spends a weekend at a Wealth Without Paid Program Paid Program Joel Osteen Å Royal Pains “Me First” Hank treats a Necessary Roughness Dani treats Suits “The Shelf Life” Mike questions a USA 45 15 Today mansion. Å Risk fearful asthmatic boy. a boxer. Å dismissal. Å VS. 47 422 Territories Primal Instinct H. Parker 3-D Wild Skies North/Alaska Out. Secrets NA Hunter Goin’ Country Ammo FLW Outdoors (N) Bass Fishing Retriever WE 185 120 Healthy Hair Shark Vacuum Anderson My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding Bridezillas “Gabrielle & Kym” Bridezillas “Kym & Porsha” WGN-A 14 Beyond Today In the Heat of the Night Å “Amistad”››› (1997) Morgan Freeman. Africans revolt on a Spanish slave ship in 1839. “Three Kings”›››‡ (1999, War) George Clooney. Å (4:45) “The Sting”›››› (1973, Comedy-Drama) Paul “Up”›››‡ (2009, Comedy) Voices of Ed Asner, Christo- (:40) “2012”››‡ (2009, Action) John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Amanda Peet. A global cataclysm nearly wipes out (:20) “Brook- ENC 642 710 Newman, Robert Redford. Å pher Plummer. ’ Å humanity. ’ Å lyn’s Finest” (4:05) “All the (5:55) Brooklyn Dodgers: The “Marmaduke”›‡ (2010, Comedy) Voices of Owen “Date Night”››‡ (2010, Romance-Comedy) Steve REAL Sports With Bryant 24/7 May- Boxing HBO 500 600 Real Girls” ’ Ghosts of Flatbush Å Wilson, Lee Pace, Judy Greer. ’ Å Carell, Tina Fey. ’ Å Gumbel ’ Å weather/Ortiz (:05) “Moonlighting”›››‡ (:45) “The Ghost Writer”››› (2010, Drama) Pierce Brosnan, Ewan McGregor. iTV. A Inside NASCAR The Franchise: “Newsies”››‡ (1992) Christian Bale, Robert Duvall. iTV. A newsboy leads an SHO 600 660 (1982) Jeremy Irons. iTV. Å ghostwriter’s latest project lands him in jeopardy. ’ Å (iTV) Giants 1899 strike against Joseph Pulitzer. ’ (4:10) “Shoot- “George Washington”››› (2000, Drama) Candace “The Count of Monte Cristo”››› (1975) Richard (:15) “Harlan County, U.S.A.”››› (1976, Documentary) Kentucky coal “Closed for Winter”›› (2009) TMC 620 690 ing Gallery” Evanofski, Donald Holden. ’ Å Chamberlain, Tony Curtis. Å miners face brutal opposition in 1973 strike. Å Natalie Imbruglia. ’ Page 22, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 25, 2011 SUNDAY AFTERNOON, AUGUST 28
12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS (11:00) PGA Tour Golf The Barclays, Final Round. From Plainfi eld Country Club in Edison, N.J. (N) (Live) Å Best Bra Ever! Heroes Among Paid Program Awesome Inside the Pac Football Preview CBS Evening 4 8 KPIC Us (EI) Adventures (EI) News/Mitchell 4.2/This TV (11:00) “Yentl”››› (1983) Barbra Streisand. Young woman poses as “RoboCop 2”››‡ (1990) Peter Weller, Nancy Allen. The futuristic cyborg sets “RoboCop 3”›‡ (1993, Science Fiction) Robert John Burke. RoboCop Stargate SG-1 292 KPIC Talmudic schoolboy in circa-1900 Poland. Å out to destroy a drug kingpin. Å champions poor tenants faced with eviction. Å “The Shroud” 5/NBC (11:00) Cycling USA Pro Challenge. Golf U.S. Amateur Championship, Final Round. From Erin Hills Golf Course in Best Cooking Paid Program Madden NFL 12 Pigskin Pro-Am NFL Preseason Football New Orleans Saints at 5 5 KOBI From Denver. (N) Å Erin, Wis. (N) ’ (Live) Å Device! From New York. (N) Å Oakland Raiders. Overstock.com Coliseum. 8/PBS Great Performances Vienna Philharmonic performs. The Banjo-olo- McLaughlin Religion & European Mack Wealth- Globe Trekker Sea kayaking; watch- Rick Steves’ Natural Heroes Healthy Body, 8 KSYS ’ Å gist Å Group (N) Ethics News Journal Å Track ing penguins. ’ Europe Å ’ Å Healthy Mind 9/ABC Little League Baseball World Series, Championship: Teams TBA. From Williamsport, Pa. (N) XTERRA Adven- Judge Judy Judge Joe Extra ’ Å News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI (Live) Å tures ’ Å Brown Å News 25/MYTV Rollin’ on TV Distant Roads Paid Program Answer to Paid Program Paid Program George Lopez George Lopez New Hope Fellowship From TMZ (N) ’ Å Ugly Betty 11 12 KEVU ’ Å Addiction ’ Å ’ Å Calvary Satellite Network. “Tornado Girl” Body & Spirit Tiny Tots for 3ABN Today Live The Carter Report Wonderfully Share Him Revelation Insights 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Dick Nunez. Jesus Made 33/FOX (11:00) “Hidalgo”››‡ (2004, Adventure) Viggo Whacked Out Albertson’s NW Championship According to New Adv./Old Friends ’ Å How I Met Your How I Met Your The Offi ce “The Two and a Half 13 11 KLSR Mortensen, Omar Sharif. Sports ’ Jim ’ Å Christine Mother Mother Injury” Men ’ 46/NBC (11:00) Cycling USA Pro Challenge. Golf U.S. Amateur Championship, Final Round. From Erin Hills Golf Course in Chris Matthews NBC Nightly Madden NFL 12 Pigskin Pro-Am NFL Preseason Football New Orleans Saints at 6 KTCW From Denver. (N) Å Erin, Wis. (N) ’ (Live) Å Show News (N) ’ From New York. (N) Å Oakland Raiders. Overstock.com Coliseum. 51/PBS Great Performances at the Met “Il Trovatore” Verdi’s “Il Trovatore.” ’ Å The Artist BBC Newsnight European Religion & To the Contrary History Detectives ’ Å Oregon Art 7 KOAC Toolbox Å ’ Journal Å Ethics News Beat ’ Å The Glades “Beached” A complicated “A Time to Kill”››› (1996, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Samuel L. Jackson, Matthew McConaughey. A lawyer’s defense Criminal Minds A wealthy couple’s Criminal Minds “Revelations” A Criminal Minds A&E 24 23 love triangle. of a black man arouses the Klan’s ire. Å murder. ’ Å serial killer kidnaps Reid. Å ABC FAM 40 32 (11:30) “Holes”››› (2003) Sigourney Weaver, Jon Voight. “A Bug’s Life”››› (1998, Fantasy) Voices of Dave Foley. Pixar Short Films Twenty computer-animated short fi lms. Toy Story (11:00) “Se7en”›››‡ (1995) Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman. A killer “The Perfect Storm”››› (2000, Suspense) George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, John C. Reilly. A fi shing boat sails into “The Peacemaker”›› (1997, Action) George Clooney, AMC 68 24 dispatches his victims via the Seven Deadly Sins. the storm of the century. Å Nicole Kidman, Marcel Iures. ANPL 49 47 Wild Kingdom ’ Å Infested! ’ Å Infested! ’ Å Infested! ’ Å Rat Busters NYC ’ Hillbilly Handfi shin’ ’ Å Handfi shin’ BRAVO 62 46 Housewives/NJ Thicker Than Water Most Eligible Dallas Most Eligible Dallas The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker Matchmaker CNBC 65 Healthy Hair Paid Program Wealth-Risk Paid Program Healthy Hair Paid Program $ Secrets Best Bra Ever! Diabetes Life Wall Street How I, Millions How I, Millions Trash Inc: The CNN 35 35 Your Money (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 (11:54) Scrubs (:25) Scrubs (12:55) Scrubs (:25) “Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector”›‡ (2006) (:27) “Scary Movie 4”›› (2006, Comedy) Anna Faris. Å “Blue Collar Comedy Tour” CW 12 14 Edgemont Edgemont “Lake City” (2008, Drama) Sissy Spacek, Troy Garity. Å “Leap of Faith”››‡ (1992) Steve Martin, Debra Winger. Smash Cuts Smash Cuts King Curiosity “Why Is Sex Fun?” The County Jail: Miami Profi le of the Behind Bars “Ohio” The Cuyahoga Behind Bars “Kansas” A jail in Cops & Coyotes The epidemic of I (Almost) Got Away With It A I (Almost) Got DISC 34 30 female orgasm. ’ Å Miami-Dade facility. Å Corrections Center. ’ Johnson County, Kan. ’ illegal immigrants. ’ Å part of a group of traffi ckers. Away With It Wizards of Wizards of Good Luck Good Luck Shake It Up! Shake It Up! A.N.T. Farm Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and Good Luck Good Luck So Random! DISN 37 21 Waverly Place Waverly Place Charlie Å Charlie Å “Glitz it Up” “Match It Up” “replicANT” Ferb Å Ferb ’ Å Ferb Å Charlie Å Charlie Å “Coco Jones” E! 57 25 “Sweet Home Alabama”›› (2002) Reese Witherspoon. Taylor Swift E! Special “Selena Gomez” E! News Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian High School Football Cocoa (Fla.) at Colerain (Ohio). (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Texas ESPN 28 31 Rangers. (N Subject to Blackout) ESPN2 27 49 MLL Lacrosse Final: Teams TBA. From Harrison, N.J. (N) Street League Skateboarding From Newark, N.J. (N) (Live) MLS Soccer Los Angeles Galaxy at New York Red Bulls. (N) Basketball FNC 32 27 America’s News HQ America’s News Headquarters (N) Fox News Sunday FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice Judge FOOD 72 50 Chopped Restaurant: Impossible Killer Food Chopped Chopped Cupcake Wars “LA Kings” T. Cookies FX 31 45 (11:30) “Bride Wars”›‡ (2009, Comedy) “Armageddon”›‡ (1998) Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton. A hero tries to save Earth from an asteroid. “Live Free or Die Hard”››› (2007, Action) “Trapped in “Baby’s Day Out”›› (1994, Comedy) Joe Mantegna. A kidnapped infant “Bedazzled”››› (1967) Peter Cook, Dudley Moore. A depressed cook Life After Film “Robin Hood: Men in Tights”››‡ (1993, Comedy) FXM 44 Paradise” leads his captors on a wild chase. Å makes a diabolical deal with the devil. Å School Å Cary Elwes, Richard Lewis. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l My First Place My First Place Property Property Get It Sold Get It Sold House Hunters Int’l For Rent ’ For Rent ’ House HIST 41 34 Decoding the Past Å Ancient Aliens Å Ancient Aliens Å Ancient Aliens Å Ancient Aliens Å Restoration Restoration Amer. Pickers HLMRK 87 Frasier Å Frasier Å “The Wedding Dress”›› (2001, Romance) Tyne Daly. Å “The Wedding Dress”›› (2001, Romance) Tyne Daly. Å “The Engagement Ring”››‡ (2005) Å ION 15 20 Inspiration Ministry Camp. “Exit Wounds”› (2001, Action) Steven Seagal, DMX. ’ “The Pelican Brief”››› (1993, Suspense) Julia Roberts, Denzel Washington. ’ Monk Å LIFE 23 29 “James Patterson’s Sundays at Tiffany’s” (2010) Å “Lying to Be Perfect”››› (2010) Poppy Montgomery. Å “Rumor Has It...”›› (2005, Comedy) Jennifer Aniston. Å Julie & Julia MSNBC 54 44 Murder on Lovers Lane Will You Kill for Me: Charles Manson and His Followers Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera (N) Predator Raw MTV 26 17 Teen Mom “Terrible Twos” ’ Teen Mom “Without You” ’ Teen Mom ’ Å Jersey Shore “Going to Italia” Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore “Twinning” ’ Jersey Shore NAT GEO 73 Explorer “Camp Leatherneck” Interrogating Saddam Inside 9/11: War on America Inside 9/11: Zero Hour Inside 9/11 NICK 71 39 (11:00) iCarly ’ Å iCarly Å iCarly “iCook” Big Time Rush Big Time Rush Victorious ’ Victorious ’ SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Big Time Rush OXY 61 Don’t Say Wd “Fatal Attraction”›››‡ (1987) Michael Douglas, Glenn Close. Å Snapped “Elicia Hughes” Snapped “Michelle Hall” Snapped “Esther Wadley” Snapped Mariners All Mariners MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Mariners Post- Boys in the Hall Pac-12 Football Preview MLS Soccer ROOT 38 99 Access Pregame (Live) game (Live) SPEED 58 53 Test Drive Formula One Racing Grand Prix of Belgium. AMA Pro Racing SPEED Center (N) (Live) NASCAR Victory Lane (N) Wind Tunnel SPIKE 69 38 Restore Restore Deadliest Warrior ’ Å Bar Rescue ’ Bar Rescue ’ Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction SYFY 43 40 Rocketeer “Deep Blue Sea”››‡ (1999) Thomas Jane. “Saw II”›› (2005, Horror) Donnie Wahlberg, Tobin Bell. “Saw III”›› (2006, Horror) Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith. (10:30) MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Baltimore Home Improve- Home Improve- Meet the House of Payne House of Payne “I Think I Love My Wife”››‡ (2007, Romance-Comedy) Chris Rock, Kerry “Last Holi- TBS 33 10 Orioles. (N) (Live) Å ment ’ ment ’ Browns Washington, Gina Torres. Å day”››‡ (11:30) “In Name Only”››› (1939, Drama) Carole “Twentieth Century”›››› (1934, Comedy) John (:15) “To Be or Not to Be”›››‡ (1942, Comedy) Carole Lombard. Polish “My Man Godfrey”››› (1936, Comedy) William TCM 51 26 Lombard, Cary Grant, Kay Francis. Å Barrymore, Carole Lombard. Å actors trick the Nazis and help a pilot escape. Powell, Carole Lombard, Alice Brady. Å TLC 42 41 Four Weddings ’ Å Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ Stories of ER TNT 36 42 (11:00) “Four Brothers”›› “Shooter”››‡ (2007, Suspense) Mark Wahlberg, Michael Peña. Å “Valkyrie”››‡ (2008) Tom Cruise, Kenneth Branagh, Bill Nighy. Å Shawshank R. TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Regular Show Regular Show Almost Naked Almost Naked Advent. Time Advent. Time Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Underdog›› TRVL 59 48 Top Mexican Beach Resorts Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Super Yachts Å Extreme Boats Å Overbrd Boats TVLND 53 28 Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland “Angels & Demons”›› (2009, Suspense) Tom Hanks, Ewan McGregor, Ayelet Zurer. Robert Langdon confronts an “National Treasure”›› (2004, Adventure) Nicolas Cage, Hunter Gomez, Diane Kruger. A man tries to steal the Law & Order: USA 45 15 ancient brotherhood. Å Declaration of Independence. Å SVU VS. 47 422 Adventure Racer TV (N) IndyCar Racing Indy Grand Prix of Sonoma. From Infi neon Raceway in Sonoma, Calif. (N) Beach Volleyball (Taped) Bloodsport WE 185 120 Bridezillas “Porsha & Gloria” Bridezillas “Gloria & Tricia” Bridezillas “Tricia & Danni” Bridezillas Danni loses it. Bridezillas “Suzy & Nicole” Bridezillas Suzy loses control. Bridezillas (N) WGN-A 14 Bones “Yanks in the U.K.” MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N) Å How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met (11:20) “Brooklyn’s Finest”›› (2009, Crime Drama) (:40) “The Fast and the Furious”››‡ (2001) Vin Diesel. An undercover “2 Fast 2 Furious”›› (2003) Paul Walker, Tyrese. Two friends and a U.S. (:20) “2012”››‡ (2009, Action) ENC 642 710 Richard Gere, Don Cheadle. ’ Å cop infi ltrates the world of street racing. ’ Å customs agent try to nail a criminal. ’ Å John Cusack. ’ Å (11:30) Boxing Robert Guerrero vs. Marcos Maidana, (:45) “Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeak- (:15) “Unstoppable”››› (2010) Denzel Washington. Two men try to stop (:15) Gloria: In Her Own Words Feminist and activist HBO 500 600 Light Welterweights. ’ Å quel”›› (2009) Zachary Levi. ’ a runaway train carrying toxic cargo. ’ Å Gloria Steinem. ’ Å (:05) “Nobel Son” (2007) Alan Rickman, Bryan Greenberg. iTV. A prize-win- “The Switch”››‡ (2010) Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bate- (:45) “Nine”››‡ (2009) Daniel Day-Lewis. iTV. A famous director endures (:45) “The Ghost Writer”››› SHO 600 660 ning scientist’s son is kidnapped. ’ man, Thomas Robinson. iTV. creative and personal crises. ’ Å (2010) iTV. ’ “Closed for “Tennessee”›› (2008) Adam Rothenberg, Ethan Peck. Two brothers go in (:20) “Good”›› (2008, Historical Drama) Viggo “Heartbreakers”››‡ (2001, Comedy) Sigourney Weaver. Two sexy con (:05) “Band- TMC 620 690 Winter”›› search of their estranged father. ’ Å Mortensen, Jason Isaacs. ’ Å artists try to swindle a cigarette tycoon. ’ slam”››› Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 25, 2011 The News-Review, Page 23 SUNDAY EVENING, AUGUST 28 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg
Central DC 5 p.m. on ESPN 4,13/CBS News (N) Å 60 Minutes (N) ’ Å (:01) Big Brother (N) ’ Å The Good Wife “Wrongful CSI: Miami Investigation into a News (N) Å Outdoors- Paid Pro- MLB Baseball 4 8 Å ’ KPIC Termination” student’s death. man gram A battle for first place in the 4.2/This TV (:00) Star- Stargate SG-1 “Line in the “Tank Girl”›‡ (1995) Lori Petty. A punk rebel battles the hoard- Elvira’s Movie Macabre “Teenagers From Outer Space” (1959) “Tintorera- 292 American League West could be KPIC gate SG-1 Sand” ’ Å ers of Earth’s water supply. Å Alien teens land on Earth. ’ Å Blood” on tap tonight in Arlington, Texas, 5/NBC (5:00) NFL Preseason Football New NBC 5 News The 2011 Whacked Meaningful Dateline NBC ’ Å News (N) Whacked Whacked 5 5 where the Texas Rangers close out KOBI Orleans Saints at Oakland Raiders. (N) NBC Prime Out Sports Beauty Out Sports Out Sports a three-game series against the Los 8/PBS Keeping Antiques Roadshow Nature Researchers track Masterpiece Mystery! Lewis uncovers a black- POV “POV Short Cuts” Ebert at Eden at the 8 Angeles Angels. Michael Young and KSYS Kids “Hartford, CT” Å skunks across the U.S. mail plot. ’ Å (DVS) Documentary shorts. (N) Movie End the Rangers would like to extend 9/ABC News (N) Å America’s Funniest Home Extreme Makeover: Home 20/20 The romance that 20/20 An online romance ends News (N) Å Meaningful Paid Pro- their narrow division lead over Torii 9 4 KEZI Videos ’ Å Edition ’ Å inspired “Catfi sh.” Å in murder. ’ Å Beauty gram Hunter and the Angels, and after 25/MYTV (:00) Ugly Brothers & Sisters Justin Elvira’s Movie Macabre “Don’t Look in the Basement” (1972) American American Chappelle’s Chappelle’s Old Christine this will have one more opportunity 11 12 KEVU Betty Å decides to leave the nest. An inmate takes over the asylum. ’ Dad Å Dad Å Show Å Show Å — the season-closing Sept. 26-28 (:00) 3ABN Revelation of Jesus Christ Engage Windows of Islam & Prophecy Secrets Unsealed Presents Celebrating Life in Life Discov- series in Anaheim. 30/IND 21 Today Hope Recovery ery Series 8 p.m. on DISC 33/FOX Family Guy American Bob’s Burg- The Simp- The Cleve- Family In the Flow KVAL News Two and a Ugly Betty Daniel discovers an (Off Air) 13 11 Curiosity KLSR ’ Å Dad Å ers Å sons ’ land Show Guy Å Half Men attraction to Molly. The story has been told, retold 46/NBC (5:00) NFL Preseason Football New KMTR News Chris Mat- Grey’s Anatomy Callie fi nds Dateline NBC ’ Å News (:33) Cold Case A woman 6 Orleans Saints at Oakland Raiders. (N) 16 thews Show a friend in Erica. ’ killed in front of her son. and dramatized on-screen many KTCW times in the almost 100 years since 51/PBS Outdoor Antiques Roadshow Nature Researchers track Masterpiece Mystery! Lewis uncovers a black- Paul McCartney: In Performance at the Globe Trek- 7 the Titanic sank, but how much Idaho ’ “Hartford, CT” Å skunks across the U.S. mail plot. ’ Å (DVS) White House ’ Å ker ’ KOAC do we really know? This new epi- (:00) Crimi- Criminal Minds Suspect who Criminal Minds “Minimal Criminal Minds “Our Darkest The Glades “Shine” (N) Å The Glades “Shine” Å Criminal sode attempts to piece together A&E 24 23 nal Minds embalms his victims. Loss” ’ Å Hour” ’ Å Minds ’ the whole story of how and why the ABC FAM 40 32 (:00) “Toy Story”›››› (1995) “Toy Story 2”›››› (1999) Voices of Tom Hanks. “A Bug’s Life”››› (1998) Voices of Dave Foley. Joel Osteen ship went down, combining modern (5:00) “The Peacemaker”›› (1997) “Mercury Rising”›› (1998) Bruce Willis. An outcast FBI agent Breaking Bad Walt gambles (:04) Breaking Bad “Problem (12:06) The forensics with testimony given by AMC 68 24 George Clooney, Nicole Kidman. goes on the run with an autistic boy. on a risky new plan. Dog” Å Killing ’ survivors shortly after the disaster. ANPL 49 47 Handfi shin’ Tanked ’ River Monsters River Monsters Hillbilly Handfi shin’ (N) Hillbilly Handfi shin’ ’ Monsters 9 p.m. on KPIC BRAVO 62 46 Matchmkr Matchmaker Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives The Good Wife CNBC 65 Trash Inc CNBC Titans Apocalypse 2012 American Greed Marijuana USA Paid Prog. Wealth Greed Alicia (Julianna Margulies) faces CNN 35 35 Piers CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Å Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Å Piers Louis Canning (guest star Michael COM 64 98 “Blue Collar Comedy Tour” Ron White: Fix Stupid Ron White: Beh (:04) The Comedy Central Roast Å (:35) Tosh.0 Futurama J. Fox) in court again in a class ac- CW 12 14 ’70s Show Heartland Å (DVS) “Final Destination 2”››‡ (2003) Ali Larter. Å Browns Browns Cheaters ’ Å Da Vinci’s tion suit against a company whose Almost, I (Almost) Got Away With Curiosity “Titanic: What Sank Titanic?” Trial records of the sinking Bermuda Triangle Exposed Curiosity “Titanic: What Sank Titanic?” Trial working conditions were so bad that DISC 34 30 Away It ’ Å of Titanic. (N) ’ Å ’ Å records of the sinking of Titanic. several workers committed suicide. Shake It So Random! So Random! Good Luck Kickin’ It Å Shake It A.N.T. Farm Shake It So Random! So Random! Good Luck Wizards- Cary (Matt Czuchry) discovers Ka- DISN 37 21 Up! Å ’ Å (N) Å Charlie (N) Up! Å Å Up! Å ’ Å ’ Å Charlie Place linda’s (Archie Panjabi) secret. Josh Charles and Christine Baranski also E! 57 Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Fashion Chelsea Lat Kardashian 25 star in “Wrongful Termination.” (5:00) MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels of SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter Å SportsCenter Å ESPN 28 31 Anaheim at Texas Rangers. 9 p.m. on FOOD ESPN2 27 49 WNBA Basketball: Sparks at Storm NHRA Drag Racing World, Poker World, Poker World, Poker SportCenter The Great Food Truck Race FNC 32 27 Justice Geraldo at Large (N) ’ Huckabee Justice With Jeanine Geraldo at Large Å Fox News Sunday Watching In this new episode, host Tyler FOOD 72 50 T. Cookies Food Truck Race Cupcake Wars (N) Food Truck Race Iron Chef America (N) Extreme Chef Food Truck Florence and “Good Morning Amer- FX 31 45 (5:00) “Live Free or Die Hard”››› “The Taking of Pelham 123”››‡ (2009) Denzel Washington. “The Taking of Pelham 123”››‡ (2009, Action) ica” anchor Robin Roberts meet the six remaining contestants at a “Robin “Trapped in Paradise”››‡ (1994) Nicolas Cage. Bank “Robin Hood: Men in Tights”››‡ (1993, Comedy) Cary “Porky’s II: The Next Day”›‡ (1983, FXM 44 Hood” robbers foiled by niceness in Paradise, Pa. Elwes, Richard Lewis. Å Comedy) Dan Monahan. Å Colorado ranch for the Truck Stop Å ’ Å challenge, which requires them to HGTV 50 43 Hunters Int’l Cash & Cari Cash & Cari Holmes on Homes Holmes Inspection (N) House Hunters Int’l Design Star Holmes harvest morel mushrooms and turn Å Å Å Å HIST 41 34 Pickers Ice Road Truckers Ice Road Truckers Ice Road Truckers (N) Top Gear (N) Modern Marvels Truckers them into an appetizing dish in 50 HLMRK 87 Engage “The Engagement Ring”››‡ (2005) Å “William & Catherine: A Royal Romance” (2011) Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls minutes. The winner gets to appear ION 15 20 (:00) Monk Monk ’ Å Monk ’ Å Monk ’ Å Psych ’ Å Psych ’ Å Psych ’ on a Denver morning TV show. NFL LIFE 23 29 (:00) “Julie & Julia”››› (2009) Meryl Streep. Premiere. Å Drop Dead Diva “Toxic” Against the Wall (N) Against the Wall Å Drop-Diva Hall of Famer John Elway gives MSNBC 54 44 Predator Predator Raw: Unseen Predator Raw: Unseen Predator Raw: Unseen Predator Raw: Unseen Meet the Press Å Caught them a Speed Bump challenge: MTV 26 17 Jersey Jersey Shore (N) Å VMA PreShow 2011 MTV Video Music Awards (N Same-day Tape) Pants Video Awards selecting one teammate to run the truck solo. NAT GEO 73 Inside 9/11 G. Bush: 9/11 Saddam-Terror 9/11: War Continues G. Bush: 9/11 Naked Science Taboo NICK 71 39 Victorious iCarly ’ iCarly ’ My Wife and Kids Å Lopez Lopez ’70s Show ’70s Show My Wife and Kids Å My Wife 9 p.m. on LIFE Drop Dead Diva OXY 61 Snapped Snapped Å Snapped “Marcia Kelly” Snapped Å Snapped Å Snapped Å Snapped (:00) MLS Soccer Portland Timbers at D.C. MMAthletics Ball Up MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (Subject to World Poker A soil engineer asks Jane (Brooke ROOT 38 99 United. Streetball Blackout) Tour: Elliott) to help him stop a school SPEED 58 53 W. Tunnel Classic Car Car Crazy SPEED Center NASCAR Victory Lane Wind Tunnel w/Despain Australian V8 Supercars from being built on contaminated land. When the builder turns out SPIKE 69 38 Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Bar Rescue (N) ’ Bar Rescue ’ Sheets to be a client of the firm, Parker Saw III›› “Saw IV”›‡ “P2”›‡ “Splinter”››› SYFY 43 40 (2007) Tobin Bell, Scott Patterson. (2007) Wes Bentley, Rachel Nichols. (2008, Horror) (Josh Stamberg) orders Jane not (:00) “Last Holiday”››‡ (2006) Queen “Madea’s Family Reunion”››‡ (2006, Comedy) Tyler Perry, “Madea’s Family Reunion”››‡ (2006, Comedy) Tyler Perry, “Last Holi- TBS 33 10 Å Å ››‡ to take the engineer’s case. She Latifah, Gérard Depardieu. Blair Underwood, Lynn Whitfi eld. Blair Underwood, Lynn Whitfi eld. day” defies him and loses her job. Teri “My Man “Hands Across the Table”››› (1935, “Nothing Sacred”›››‡ (1937) Carole “Mr. and Mrs. Smith”››› (1941, Comedy) Carole Lombard, “Vigil in the TCM 51 26 Å (Margaret Cho) attends a dating Godfrey” Comedy) Carole Lombard. Lombard, Fredric March. Robert Montgomery, Gene Raymond. Night” seminar presented by her high- TLC 42 41 E.R. Untold Stories of the ER Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive Livin’ for the Apocalypse Hoarding: Buried Alive Apocalypse school nemesis (Patti Stanger, “The TNT 36 42 (:00) “The Shawshank Redemption”›››‡ (1994, Drama) Å Leverage (N) Å Leverage Å “Four Brothers”›› (2005) Å Millionaire Matchmaker”) and has TOON 63 33 (:00) “Underdog”›› (2007) Gumball Looney Family Guy Venture Venture Venture The Venture Brothers Venture trouble holding her tongue in the TRVL 59 48 Boats Sand M. Sand M. Bermuda Tria. Bigfootville Å David Blaine-Magic? Truck Stp Truck Stp Bigfootville new episode “Toxic.” TVLND 53 28 Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland (:43) Hot in Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland 9 p.m. on MTV Law & Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special “Angels & Demons”›› (2009) Tom Hanks, 2011 MTV Video Music Awards USA 45 15 ’ Å Å Order: SVU Victims Unit “Demons” Victims Unit “Lowdown” Victims Unit Victims Unit “Unstable” Ewan McGregor. Stars fill the Nokia Theatre in Los VS. 47 422 (:00) “Bloodsport”›‡ (1988) Cycling “Bloodsport”›‡ (1988) Jean-Claude Van Damme. WEC WrekCage Å Knife Angeles for the 28th annual awards WE 185 120 Bridezillas Big Easy Brides (N) Bridezillas Å Big Easy Brides Å Bridezillas Å Big Easy Brides Å Bridezillas gala. Lady Gaga cleaned house WGN-A 14 How I Met News/Nine Replay Monk Å Monk Å Chris Chris “Three Kings”›››‡ (1999) Å in last year’s VMAs, winning eight awards, including video of the year (5:20) “2012”››‡ (2009, Action) John “The Scorpion King”›› (2002) The Rock, (:40) “Brooklyn’s Finest”›› (2009) Richard Gere, Don Cheadle. Three “Big ENC 642 710 Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor. ’ Å Steven Brand. ’ Å confl icted cops have an appointment with destiny. ’ Å Trouble” for “Bad Romance.” She also turned ››‡ heads — and perhaps attracted “Date Night” (2010) Steve Carell, Tina Boardwalk Empire Nucky True Blood “Burning Down the Curb Your Entourage True Blood “Burning Down the Entourage stray dogs — by wearing a dress HBO 500 600 Fey, Mark Wahlberg. ’ Å prepares for war. Å House” (N) ’ Enthusiasm (N) Å House” Å ’ Å ››› ››‡ made of cuts of raw meat. Katy (5:45) “The Ghost Writer” (2010) Dexter “Take It” Dexter and Weeds (iTV) The Big C “The Switch” (2010, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer Aniston, Weeds (iTV) Perry is a leading contender this SHO 600 660 Pierce Brosnan. iTV. ’ Å Lumen stalk a killer. ’ Å (iTV) Å Jason Bateman. iTV. ’ Å year, nominated in 10 categories (:05) “Bandslam”››› (2009) Aly Michalka, “School of Life” (2005) David Paymer. A teacher and his “I Hate Valentine’s Day”›‡ (2009) Nia “A Good Night to Die”›› TMC 620 690 ’ Å ’ Å ’ ’ Å including the new one “best video Vanessa Hudgens. counterpart compete for an award. Vardalos, John Corbett. (2003) with a message.” Page 24, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 25, 2011 MONDAY AFTERNOON, AUGUST 29
12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News (N) Å The Bold and The Talk Tyler Perry; Michelle Stafford. Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil ’ Å The Oprah Winfrey Show Å News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful ’ Å News/Pelley 4.2/This TV “Follow That “There’s No Business Like Show Business”››› (1954) Ethel Merman, Dan Dailey. A “Convoy”›› (1978, Comedy) Kris Kristofferson. A trucker and his good “The Rose”››› (1979) Bette Midler. A rock singer 292 KPIC Dream”›› benefi t reunites a priest with his vaudeville family. Å buddies face down a corrupt lawman. Å crumbles under the weight of her fame. 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Paid Program Fat Loss for The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å The Doctors Å News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI Food Lovers News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Charlie Barney & Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat WordWorld Å Wild Kratts ’ Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Rose Å Friends Red Dog Kid ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (EI) Å (DVS) (DVS) Company Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC All My Children (N) ’ Å One Life to Live (N) ’ Å General Hospital (N) ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Judge Judy Judge Judy News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court Å Divorce Court Judge Alex America’s Funniest Home Videos Law & Order: Special Victims Star Trek: The Next Generation TMZ (N) ’ Å Family Feud The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU Å ’ Å ’ Å Unit “Doubt” ’ Å “Suspicions” ’ Å ’ Å Action 4 Life Better Life 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time It Is Written Å Bible Questions Time Out Variety (In Walking With Health for a Anchors of 30/IND 21 Today Jesus Japanese) Jesus Lifetime Truth 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old Friends ’ Å Frasier Spelling- Frasier “Frasier’s According to Everybody Friends ’ Å How I Met Your The Offi ce “Local Family Guy King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR Christine bee fi nals. Curse” Jim ’ Å Hates Chris Mother Ad” ’ ’ Å ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show (N) Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice- Swift Justice- The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show ’ Å KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Nancy Grace Nancy Grace Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Paint This-Jerry Kimchi Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts ’ The Electric Fetch! With Ruff This Old House 7 KOAC Chronicles ’ Friends ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) (EI) Å Company Ruffman Å The First 48 “Dead Sleep; Tag The First 48 A double homicide has a Dog the Bounty Dog the Bounty CSI: Miami Julia has Horatio arrested The Sopranos “Mayham” ’ Å Criminal Minds The team pursues a The First 48 Å A&E 24 23 Team” Å shocking origin. Hunter Hunter for murder. ’ Å chameleonlike killer. ’ ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing Simple Rules Simple Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Secret Life of American Teen Lying Game (10:00) “JFK”›››‡ (1991, Drama) Kevin Costner. New Orleans DA Jim “The Peacemaker”›› (1997, Action) George Clooney, Nicole Kidman, Marcel Iures. A scientist and a soldier seek “Ocean’s Twelve”››› (2004, Comedy-Drama) AMC 68 24 Garrison sees assassination conspiracy. Å stolen nuclear weapons. George Clooney, Brad Pitt. Å ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Detroit ’ Å Animal Cops Houston Å K-9 Cops “Meet the Elite” ’ I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å The Most Extreme ’ Å Untamed BRAVO 62 46 The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker Most Eligible Dallas Real Housewives/Beverly Real Housewives/Beverly Real Housewives/Beverly Housewives CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) BMW: A Driving Obsession How I, Millions CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 (10:25) “Bachelor Party”›› Daily Show Colbert Report (1:59) “Bringing Down the House”›› (2003) Steve Martin. Com. Central (:24) Futurama South Park (:25) Tosh.0 (5:56) Scrubs CW 12 14 TBA TBA Paid Program Cops Å CW 2011 Fall The Tyra Show ’ Å Don’t Forget Don’t Forget ’70s Show ’70s Show King Biker Build-Off Kevin Alsop and Ivy American Chopper “Jet Bike” ’ Å American Chopper The guys test American Chopper Street bike/mo- American Chopper Tensions rise Cash Cab ’ Å Cash Cab ’ Å Cash Cab ’ Å DISC 34 30 Trosclair. ’ Å their survival skills. Å tocross hybrid. Å during a build. ’ Å Good Luck Good Luck Shake It Up! Wizards of Good Luck Good Luck Phineas and The Suite Life Good Luck So Random! Shake It Up! Å Wizards of Phineas and DISN 37 21 Charlie Å Charlie Å “Kick it Up” Waverly Place Charlie Å Charlie Å Ferb Å on Deck Charlie Å ’ Å Waverly Place Ferb Å E! 57 25 E! News Katy Perry The E! True Hollywood Story Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) (Live) Å Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies at Cincinnati Reds. From Great American Ball Park in Cincinnati. ESPN 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Å ESPN2 27 49 (10:00) 2011 U.S. Open Tennis First Round. From the USTA National Tennis Center in Flushing, N.Y. (N) (Live) 2011 U.S. Open Tennis First Round. (N) (Live) FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada-Home Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Contessa Best Dishes Iron Chef Am. FX 31 45 (10:30) “Armageddon”›‡ (1998) Bruce Willis, Liv Tyler. “Live Free or Die Hard”››› (2007) Bruce Willis. America’s computers fall under attack. “The Transporter 2”››‡ (2005, Action) (11:00) “Von Ryan’s Ex- “The Detective”››› (1968) Frank Sinatra, Lee Remick. New York detective “Popeye Doyle”››‡ (1986, Crime Drama) Ed O’Neill. New York detectives “Call Northside 777”›››‡ (1948, Crime Drama) FXM 44 press”››› (1965) Å learns condemned man was innocent. Å link call girl’s OD to Mideast power play. Å James Stewart, Richard Conte. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property HIST 41 34 How the Earth Was Made American Pickers “Big Bear” How the Earth Was Made How the Earth Was Made How the Earth Was Made How the Earth Was Made How the Earth HLMRK 87 Petkeeping Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Elopement” The Waltons Å The Waltons Å Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Boobs Paid Program Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 Drop Dead Diva “Toxic” Against the Wall Å The Protector “Rats” Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Unsolved Mysteries Å Mysteries MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 Parent Control Parent Control Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. Jersey Shore “Twinning” ’ Jersey Shore ’ Å ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Border Wars “Last Defense” CIA Confi dential CIA Confi dential CIA Confi dential Border Wars Giuliani’s 9/11 G. Bush: 9/11 NICK 71 39 SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å iCarly Å Victorious ’ Victorious ’ Big Time Rush Big Time Rush SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club Å Bad Girls Club English Premier League Soccer Manchester United vs. Arsenal. (Taped) The Dan Patrick Show (N) Barclays Premier League LOKAR Car Motorhead Pac-12 Football Preview Mariners All ROOT 38 99 Review Show Garage TV Access SPEED 58 53 Car Crazy On the Edge Barrett-Jackson Spec. Monster Jam Pass Time Pass Time NASCAR Race Hub (N) The 10 (N) The 10 The Car Show SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Å (DVS) Ways to Die Ways to Die SYFY 43 40 Eureka “I’ll Be Seeing You” Eureka “Liftoff” ’ Å Eureka “Reprise” ’ Å Eureka “Glimpse” ’ Å Eureka “Up in the Air” Å Eureka “Omega Girls” Å Eureka Å House of Payne Meet the American Dad My Name Is Everybody- According to According to The Offi ce ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Everybody- Everybody- The King of TBS 33 10 Browns ’ Å Earl Å Raymond Jim ’ Å Jim ’ Å Raymond Raymond Queens Å (:15) “The Great American Pastime”›› (1956) Tom Ewell. A lawyer “Funny Girl”›››› (1968, Musical) Barbra Streisand, Omar Sharif, Walter Pidgeon. Ziegfeld Follies’ Fanny Brice “Blackboard Jungle”››› (1955, Drama) Glenn Ford, TCM 51 26 strikes out when he manages a Little League team. loves gambler Nicky Arnstein. Å Vic Morrow. Å (DVS) TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear Radio DJ. A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Baby’s First What Not to Wear ’ Å Say Yes Say Yes Cake Boss ’ Cake Boss ’ Cake Boss ’ TNT 36 42 Las Vegas ’ Å Las Vegas ’ Å Cold Case ’ Å The Closer “War Zone” Å Law & Order “Haven” ’ Law & Order “Agony” ’ Law & Order TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time MAD Looney Tunes Looney Tunes TRVL 59 48 Bar Food Paradise Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Tastiest Places to Chowdown Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain TVLND 53 28 Gunsmoke “Mail Drop” Å Gunsmoke “Old Friend” Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza “The Greedy Ones” Jeffersons (:43) Sanford & Son Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Special Victims NCIS “Once a USA 45 15 Searching for a missing child. Deadly religious fanatic. Å “Salome in Manhattan” Å Body in the East River. Å “Passion” ’ Å Unit “Redemption” ’ Å Hero” Å VS. 47 422 Real Hunting Whitetail College Football (Taped) Heads-Up Poker IndyCar Racing Indy Grand Prix of Sonoma. ’ Point Break WE 185 120 Staten Island Cakes Å Staten Island Cakes Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed Leo’s confession. ’ Charmed ’ Å Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Jeannie Bewitched Cheers Å Cheers Å Dharma/Greg Dharma/Greg Amer. Funniest Home Videos Old Christine Old Christine Funny Videos (11:20) “The Jewel of the (:10) “My Best Friend’s Wedding”››› (1997) Julia Roberts. A food “Groundhog Day”››‡ (1993) Bill Murray. A TV (:45) “Moby Dick” (2010) (Part 1 of 2) William Hurt. Capt. Ahab embarks ENC 642 710 Nile”››‡ (1985) ’ Å critic seeks to sabotage her buddy’s nuptials. ’ Å weatherman’s day keeps repeating. ’ on a merciless quest for revenge. ’ Å “Life as We Know It”›› (2010) Katherine Heigl. Antagonists must work “Aliens in the Attic”›› (2009, Science Fiction) Carter “Beavis and Butt-head Do America”››‡ (1996, “The Lovely Bones”››‡ (2009, Drama) Mark HBO 500 600 together to raise their goddaughter. ’ Å Jenkins, Austin Butler. ’ Å Comedy) Voices of Mike Judge. ’ Å Wahlberg, Rachel Weisz. ’ Å (11:30) “Blessed & Cursed” (:15) “Wild Target”›› (2010) Bill Nighy, Emily Blunt. iTV. A hit man cannot “Mercy”››‡ (2009, Drama) Scott Caan, Wendy Glenn, “The Vicious Kind” (2009, Comedy-Drama) Adam Scott, “Twil: Eclipse” SHO 600 660 (2010) Damita Haddon. iTV. ’ bring himself to kill a pretty thief. ’ Å Troy Garity. iTV. ’ Å Brittany Snow. iTV. ’ Å (11:50) “Ira and Abby”›› (2006) Chris Messina, (:35) “Letters to Juliet”›› (2010, Drama) Amanda Seyfried. A young (:25) “Stolen”›‡ (2009, Suspense) Jon Hamm, Josh “Playing God”›‡ (1997, Drama) David Duchovny, TMC 620 690 Jennifer Westfeldt. ’ Å woman fi nds an old note to someone’s lover. ’ Å Lucas, Rhona Mitra. ’ Å Timothy Hutton. ’ Å Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 25, 2011 The News-Review, Page 25 MONDAY EVENING, AUGUST 29 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg
Central DC 7 p.m. on NAT GEO 4,13/CBS Wheel of Jeopardy! Å Inside Edi- How I Met/ How I Met/ Two and a Mike & Hawaii Five-0 The team closes News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With CIA Confidential 4 8 ’ Å ’ ’ KPIC Fortune tion (N) Mother Mother Half Men Molly in on Wo Fat. David Letterman (N) The new episode “9/11 Master- 4.2/This TV (5:00) “The Rose”››› (1979, Musical) Bette “The Rose”››› (1979, Musical) Bette Midler, Alan Bates, Frederic Forrest. A rock singer crumbles “State of Grace”››› (1990, Crime Drama) 292 mind” takes a look at how the CIA KPIC Midler, Alan Bates. Å under the weight of her fame. Å Sean Penn, Ed Harris. Å launched a massive manhunt for 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider America’s Got Talent Twelve acts perform for the judges. ’ Å Dateline NBC (N) ’ Å News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show 5 5 the man who bombed the World KOBI ment ’Night (N) Å With Jay Leno (N) Å Trade Center in 1993 and ultimately 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å America’s Antiques Roadshow Custom- Antiques Roadshow “Las Objects and Memory People Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy 8 engineered the attacks of Sept. 11, KSYS Heartland made table. Å Vegas, NV” Å preserve the past. Now! 2001. 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Bachelor Pad (N) ’ Å (:01) Castle Beckett’s ex- News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- 9 4 Å ’ ’ 8 p.m. on ABC FAM KEZI ment ’Night (N) partner is murdered. line (N) mel Live The Secret Life of the American 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil ’ Å The Oprah Winfrey Show Law & Order: Criminal Law & Order: Criminal Curb Your Entourage My Name Is 11 12 Teenager KEVU 700 Club Director Tom Shadyac. Intent A rap artist is killed. Intent Dentist’s murder. ’ Enthusiasm ’ Å Earl “Y2K” Anchors of Anchors of Truth The Carter Report Give Me the Bible 3-ABN on the Road Books of the Desc. Abra- Windows of George (Mark Derwin) believes 30/IND 21 Truth Book ham Hope that Anne and Nora (Molly Ringwald, Anne Ramsay) are growing closer in 33/FOX The Simp- Two and a Two and a Hell’s Kitchen “7 Chefs Hell’s Kitchen “6 Chefs Fox News at (:35) Family Everybody- Everybody- (12:05) 13 11 KLSR sons Å Half Men Half Men Compete” (N) ’ Å Compete” (N) ’ Å 10 (N) Guy Å Raymond Raymond Scrubs ’ this new episode. Jack (Greg Finley) uses a school project to reforge 46/NBC News Access Hol- Are You America’s Got Talent Twelve acts perform for the judges. ’ Å Dateline NBC (N) ’ Å News (:35) The Tonight Show 6 a bond with Grace (Megan Park). KTCW lywood (N) Smarter? With Jay Leno (N) Å Shailene Woodley, India Eisley and 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Antiques Roadshow Custom- Antiques Roadshow “Las American Experience The Panama Canal Oregon Ex- PBS News- 7 Francia Raisa also star in “Pomp.” KOAC Business made table. Å Vegas, NV” Å opens Aug. 15, 1914. ’ perience ’ Hour Å Å 8:30 p.m. on FOOD (:00) The The First 48 “Schoolyard Hoarders “Mary & Mary Hoarders Follow-up stories Intervention “Jeff” (N) Intervention A mother resorts (12:01) Crave A&E 24 23 First 48 Revenge” Å Ann” Å from season 3. (N) to prostitution. Hoarders ABC FAM 40 32 Lying Game Secret-Teen Secret-Teen The Lying Game (N) Secret-Teen The 700 Club Å Whose? In this new series, San Diego- (5:00) “Ocean’s Twelve”››› (2004) “The Italian Job”››› (2003) Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron. A thief and his “The Italian Job”››› (2003) Mark Wahlberg. A thief and his based food critic Troy Johnson digs AMC 68 24 George Clooney, Brad Pitt. Å crew plan to steal back their gold. Å crew plan to steal back their gold. Å into his favorite foods in more ways than one, finding out the origins of ANPL 49 Untamed Untamed and Uncut ’ Wild Wild Swamp Wars ’ Å River Monsters Wild Wild Swamp 47 a particular dish or food trend, the BRAVO 62 46 Housewives Real Housewives/Beverly Housewives/NJ What Happens Most Eligible Dallas (N) Most Eligible Dallas Happens science behind it and how it’s made. CNBC 65 Millions Biography on CNBC Mad Money Millions Millions Biography on CNBC Paid Prog. Wealth Paid Prog. He also gets to know people who CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers are as passionate about the featured COM 64 98 (:26) Scrubs Ron White: Fix Stupid Ron White: Beh Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Daily Show Colbert Rep South Park food as he is. CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld Gossip Girl ’ Å One Tree Hill ’ Å Payne Browns Roseanne Roseanne South Park 9 p.m. on ABC FAM Cash Cab American Chopper: Senior American Chopper: Senior American Chopper: Senior American Chopper: Senior American Chopper: Senior American The Lying Game DISC 34 30 ’ Å vs. Junior ’ Å vs. Junior ’ Å vs. Junior ’ Å vs. Junior ’ Å vs. Junior ’ Å Chopper ››‡ After Sutton’s relationship with Good Luck Babysitter’s Phineas and Good Luck Shake It “Hannah Montana: The Movie” (2009, Musical) Miley Phineas and Babysitter’s Wizards- Ethan (Blair Redford) is revealed, DISN 37 21 Charlie a Vampire Ferb Charlie Up! Å Cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus. Å Ferb a Vampire Place ’ Å the Mercers (Andy Buckley, Helen E! 57 25 Kardashian E! News (N) Sex-City Sex-City The E! True Hollywood Story Chelsea Lat E! News Slater) insist he be invited to dinner, MLB Base- Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å MLB Base- ESPN 28 31 but a visit from Dan (Tyler Christo- ball ball pher) cuts the evening short. Sutton ESPN2 27 49 2011 U.S. Open Tennis First Round. World, Poker NASCAR Now (N) Å NFL Live (N) Å ESPN All-Access SportCenter and Thayer (Christian Alexander) FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye make some shocking discoveries in FOOD 72 50 Iron Chef Unwrapped Unwrapped Unwrapped Crave Diners Diners Best Thing Best Thing Challenge Diners Los Angeles related to the search for FX 31 45 Transport Two Men Two Men “The Proposal”››‡ (2009) Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds. “The Proposal”››‡ (2009) Sutton and Emma’s birth mother. Al- “Call North- “Call Northside 777”›››‡ (1948, Crime Drama) James “Brubaker”››› (1980, Drama) Robert Redford, Yaphet Kotto. A reform-minded “Popeye Doyle”››‡ (1986) exandra Chando plays twins Emma FXM 44 side 777” Stewart, Richard Conte, Lee J. Cobb. Å prison warden uncovers vast corruption. Å Ed O’Neill. Å and Sutton in the new episode “Dou- ble Dibs.” HGTV 50 43 Property Hunters Int’l House House Hunters Int’l Design Star (N) Å Design Hunters Int’l House Hunters Int’l Design Star HIST 41 34 Earth American Pickers Å Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Å Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Top Shot “Slug It Out” Pawn Stars 9 p.m. on TNT HLMRK 87 Little House Little House Little House Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls The Closer ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace Å Without a Trace Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Monk Å Brenda (Kyra Sedgwick) gets a tip LIFE 23 29 Mysteries “Bringing Ashley Home” (2011) A.J. Cook. Å “Taken From Me: The Tiffany Rubin Story” (2011) The Protector “Blood” Chris about a murder for hire involving a MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Ed Show (N) The Last Word Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Hardball Chris Matthews Last Word drug cartel, but it doesn’t fall under her jurisdiction. She asks Raydor MTV 26 ’70s Show VMA PreShow 2011 MTV Video Music Awards ’ Ridiculous. Death Cuff’d ’ Ridiculous. Death 17 (Mary McDonnell) for help investi- NAT GEO 73 Bush-9/11 CIA Confi dential (N) Giuliani’s 9/11 G. Bush: 9/11 CIA Confi dential Border Wars Hurricane gating allegations of police brutality ’ ’ NICK 71 39 iCarly iCarly SpongeBob BrainSurge My Wife George George ’70s Show ’70s Show George George George made by the tipster. Brenda’s lawyer OXY 61 Bad Girls The Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club (N) Hair Battle Spectacular The Bad Girls Club Hair Battle starts taking depositions from her Mariners MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Mariners The Dan Patrick Show (N) MLB Baseball: Angels at colleagues about the “Shootin’ New- ROOT 38 99 Pregame Subject to Blackout) (Live) Postgame Mariners ton” case in the new episode “Death SPEED 58 53 The Car Dumbest Dumbest The 10 The 10 The Car Show Dumbest Dumbest NASCAR Race Hub AMA Race Warrant.” SPIKE 69 38 Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Madden Ways to Die 10 p.m. on BRAVO SYFY 43 40 (:00) Eureka Eureka ’ Å Eureka (N) ’ Å Warehouse 13 (N) Å Alphas (N) Eureka ’ Å Warehouse Most Eligible Dallas The King of Seinfeld “The Seinfeld ’ Å Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Conan Reese Witherspoon; Lopez TBS 33 10 ’ ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ ’ Å ’ Å Courtney tries again to patch Queens Rye” “PTV” Kevin McHale. Tonight things up with Neill, although her “Blackboard “Forbidden Planet”›››› (1956, Science Fiction) Walter “Brainstorm”››‡ (1965) Jeffrey Hunter. An affair with a “A Lion Is in the Streets”››› (1953) James TCM 51 26 Å true motive is to make Matt happy. J.” Pidgeon, Anne Francis. (DVS) married woman leads to a murder scheme. Cagney. Premiere. Drew pays big bucks for Glenn at a TLC 42 41 Cake Boss Cake Boss Cake Boss Cake Boss Cake Boss Kate Plus 8 Kate Plus 8 My Collection Obsession Cake Boss Cake Boss Kate Plus 8 charity bachelor auction. Tara goes TNT 36 42 Law Law & Order ’ The Closer Å The Closer (N) Å Rizzoli & Isles (N) Å The Closer Å Rizzoli on a date with a fellow who repeat- TOON 63 33 Johnny T Johnny T Gumball Adventure MAD (N) King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken edly makes inappropriate comments TRVL 59 48 Bourdain No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation Bourdain over dinner. Matt finds himself in the TVLND 53 28 Sanford All-Family All-Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Raymond Everybody-Raymond M*A*S*H M*A*S*H clutches of a sexy but clingy Ca- nadian woman in the new episode (:00) NCIS NCIS McGee takes things into NCIS The NCIS team joins forces WWE Monday Night RAW (N) ’ (Live) Å (:05) Suits Mike questions a Law & USA 45 15 ’ Å his own hands. ’ with the FBI. dismissal. Å Order: SVU “When Pigs Fly.” VS. 47 422 (:00) “Point Break”››‡ (1991) Patrick Swayze. “Point Break”››‡ (1991) Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves. Adventure Adventure Prostate 10 p.m. on MTV WE 185 120 Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Ghost Whisperer Å My Fair Wedding Wedding Ridiculousness WGN-A 14 Videos WGN News at Nine (N) Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ South Park South Park Entourage Enthusiasm Entourage Enthusiasm Paid Prog. Rob Dyrdek hosts this new com- edy series that breaks down the (:20) “Moby Dick” (2010) (Part 2 of 2) Wil- “My Best Friend’s Wedding”››› (1997) Julia Roberts, (9:50) “Maid in Manhattan”›› (2002) (:40) “The Stepfather”›› ENC 642 710 liam Hurt, Ethan Hawke. ’ Å Dermot Mulroney, Cameron Diaz. ’ Å Jennifer Lopez, Ralph Fiennes. ’ Å (2009) ’ best and funniest amateur video ›› ››‡ clips from the Internet. Joined by (5:00) “The Lovely 24/7 May- “Life as We Know It” (2010, Romance-Comedy) Katherine “Robin Hood” (2010) Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett. Robin and his men co-hosts Sterling “Steelo” Brim and HBO 500 600 Bones”››‡ (2009) ’ weather Heigl, Josh Duhamel. ’ Å battle the Sheriff of Nottingham. ’ Å ››‡ ›››‡ Chanel West Coast, Dyrdek lets his (:15) “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010) Kristen (:25) “The Tillman Story” (2010) Weeds (iTV) The Big C Weeds (iTV) The Big C “Multiple energy loose in front of a studio audi- SHO 600 660 ’ Å Å ’ ’ Å Å Sarcasms” Stewart, Robert Pattinson. iTV. Narrated by Josh Brolin. (N) (iTV) (N) (iTV) ence. Special guests include Johnny (:35) “Enemies Among Us” (2010, Action) “The Sum of All Fears”››› (2002) Ben Affl eck. Jack Ryan (:05) “Sutures”›‡ (2009, Horror) Andrew “Inhale”›‡ (2010) Dermot TMC 620 690 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Knoxville, Travis Pastrana and Chris- Eric Roberts, Billy Zane. fi ghts terrorists planning a nuclear attack. Prine, Jason London. Mulroney. topher “Big Black” Boykin. Page 26, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 25, 2011 TUESDAY AFTERNOON, AUGUST 30
12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News (N) Å The Bold and The Talk Actor Johnny Galecki. ’ Å Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil ’ Å The Oprah Winfrey Show Å News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful News/Pelley 4.2/This TV (11:00) “Gentlemen Prefer “Bus Stop”›››‡ (1956) Marilyn Monroe, Don Murray. A lovestruck cowboy “Extremities”››› (1986) Farrah Fawcett, James Russo. An assault victim “Yentl”››› (1983, Musical) Barbra Streisand, Mandy 292 KPIC Blondes”›››‡ (1953) pursues a vulnerable saloon singer. Å learns her assailant knows her address. Å Patinkin, Amy Irving. Å 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Paid Program Paid Program The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å The Doctors Å News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Charlie Barney & Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat WordWorld Å Wild Kratts ’ Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Battle The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Rose Å Friends Red Dog Kid ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (EI) Å (DVS) Butcher. Company Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC All My Children (N) ’ Å One Life to Live (N) ’ Å General Hospital (N) ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Judge Judy Judge Judy News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court Confusion over a Divorce Court Judge Alex America’s Funniest Home Videos Law & Order: Special Victims Star Trek: The Next Generation TMZ (N) ’ Å Family Feud The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU parking-garage key. Å ’ Å ’ Å Unit “Weak” Assault suspect. “Rightful Heir” ’ Å ’ Å Body & Spirit In Search of Tiny Tots for Kids Time Tiny Tots for Kids Time Kids Time Puppet Parade Knowing God Secrets Unsealed Presents 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Dick Nunez. Truth Jesus Jesus Praise 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old Friends ’ Å Frasier ’ Å Frasier “Hot According to Everybody Friends ’ Å How I Met Your The Offi ce ’ Å Family Guy King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR Christine Ticket” Å Jim “Pilot” ’ Hates Chris Mother ’ Å ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show Buddy Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice- Swift Justice- The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show ’ Å KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Valastro; Nick Offerman. Nancy Grace Nancy Grace Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS The Best of P. Allen Smith’s Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Thomas & Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Battle Wild Kratts ’ The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Ask This Old 7 KOAC Scheewe Art Gardn Friends Friends ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) Butcher. (EI) Å Company Ruffman House Å The First 48 A man is found dead on Billy the Exter- Billy the Exter- Dog the Bounty Hunter Å CSI: Miami “All In” The team races to The Sopranos An aunt’s revelation Criminal Minds The team tries to The First 48 A&E 24 23 a sidewalk. Å minator minator save Calleigh. Å shocks Paulie. ’ Å expose a mole. ’ Å “Last Wish” ABC FAM 40 32 Pretty Little Liars Å Pretty Little Liars Å Pretty Little Liars Å Pretty Little Liars Å Pretty Little Liars Å Pretty Little Liars Å Pretty-Liars (11:00) “Summer Rental”›› “The Longest Yard”›››‡ (1974, Comedy) Burt Reynolds, Eddie Albert, Ed Lauter. An ex-football “Trading Places”›› (1983, Comedy) Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy. Two men’s lives are altered “Mercury Ris- AMC 68 24 (1985) John Candy. Å star leads inmates in a game against guards. Å by a bet made between tycoons. Å ing”›› ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Detroit ’ Å Animal Cops Houston Å K-9 Cops ’ Å I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å The Most Extreme “Pirates” Untamed BRAVO 62 46 The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Rachel Zoe Project Å The Rachel Zoe Project Å The Rachel Zoe Project Å Flipping Out Å Flipping Out CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Nightmare in the City That 60 Minutes on CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 Bringing Down Entourage ’ Daily Show Colbert Report (1:59) “The Hammer”››‡ (2007) Adam Carolla. Å Com. Central (:24) Futurama South Park (:25) Tosh.0 (5:56) Scrubs CW 12 14 TBA Cops Å TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å The Tyra Show ’ Å Don’t Forget Don’t Forget ’70s Show ’70s Show King Biker Build-Off El Pitts and Harold American Chopper “Strike Ten American Chopper “Best of American Chopper “Siemens American Chopper OCC hosts the Cash Cab ’ Å Cash Cab ’ Å Cash Cab DISC 34 30 Pontarelli square off. Entertainment” ’ Å American Chopper: Jr. vs. Sr.” Electric Bike” Electric chopper. RJR Memorial Car Show. Chicago Å Good Luck Good Luck Shake It Up! Wizards of Good Luck Good Luck Phineas and The Suite Life Good Luck So Random! Shake It Up! Wizards of Phineas and DISN 37 21 Charlie Å Charlie Å “Break It Up” Waverly Place Charlie Å Charlie Å Ferb Å on Deck Charlie Å ’ Å “Show It Up” Waverly Place Ferb Å E! 57 25 E! News Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) (Live) Å Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å The Herbie Awards: A 2011 2011 World Series of Poker Main World, Poker ESPN 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) College Football Preview (N) Event. From Las Vegas. ESPN2 27 49 (10:00) 2011 U.S. Open Tennis First Round. From the USTA National Tennis Center in Flushing, N.Y. (N) (Live) 2011 U.S. Open Tennis First Round. (N) (Live) FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Contessa Best Dishes Iron Chef Am. FX 31 45 “The Transporter 2”››‡ (2005, Action) Jason Statham. “The Comebacks”›‡ (2007, Comedy) David Koechner, Carl Weathers. “You Don’t Mess With the Zohan”›› (2008) Adam Sandler. (11:00) “Made for Each “A Guide for the Married Woman”››‡ (1978, Comedy) Cybill “The War of the Roses”››› (1989) Michael Douglas. An attorney recalls “Panic in Needle Park”››› (1971, Drama) Al FXM 44 Other”››› (1971) Å Shepherd. Neglected housewife considers other men. Å a once-happy couple’s bitter divorce. Å Pacino, Kitty Winn, Alan Vint. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Genevieve Genevieve Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Yard Crashers Yard Crashers Property HIST 41 34 Marijuana: A Chronic History Å The True Story of Killing Pablo Å Modern Marvels Å Modern Marvels Å Marijuana: A HLMRK 87 Petkeeping Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Hero” The Waltons “The Inferno” The Waltons Å Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Joint Health Paid Program Paid Program TriVita Paid Program Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 Desperate Housewives Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Unsolved Mysteries Å Mysteries MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 Cribs Priciest Pads Count. Cribs Priciest Pads Count. Cribs Priciest Pads Count. Jersey Shore ’ Å Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ ’70s Show ’70s Show Video Awards NAT GEO 73 Border Wars Alaska State Troopers Hard Time Hard Time “The Outsiders” Border Wars How It Was “Voices of 9/11” Witness: 9/11 NICK 71 39 The Fairly OddParents Å iCarly Å iCarly Å Victorious ’ Victorious ’ Big Time Rush Big Time Rush SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ Top Model (11:00) MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Seattle Mariners. The Dan Patrick Show UEFA Champions League Soccer Rubin Kazan vs. Olympique Lyonnais. Amazing Sports Timbers in Seahawks All ROOT 38 99 From Safeco Field in Seattle. (Taped) Stories 30 (N) Access (N) SPEED 58 53 Classic Car Chop-Rebuild Barrett-Jackson Spec. Monster Jam Pass Time Pass Time NASCAR Race Hub (N) Am. Trucker Am. Trucker Pass Time SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n Auction Auction Auction SYFY 43 40 Destination Truth ’ Å Destination Truth ’ Å Destination Truth ’ Å Destination Truth ’ Å Destination Truth ’ Å “Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves”››‡ House of Payne Meet the American Dad My Name Is Everybody- According to According to The Offi ce ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Everybody- Everybody- The King of TBS 33 10 Browns “Con Heir” ’ Earl ’ Å Raymond Jim ’ Å Jim ’ Å Raymond Raymond Queens Å (11:30) “Show Boat”››› (1951, Musical) Kathryn “Annie Get Your Gun”›››‡ (1950, Musical) Betty Hutton. Irving Berlin’s “Floods of Fear”››‡ (1959, Drama) Howard Keel, “Three Guys Named Mike”››‡ (1951) Jane TCM 51 26 Grayson, Howard Keel. Å musical about sharpshooter Annie Oakley. Å Anne Heywood. Premiere. Wyman, Van Johnson, Howard Keel. Å TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Crizti” ’ A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Baby’s First What Not to Wear “Disa” ’ Say Yes Say Yes Fabulous Cakes ’ Å LA Ink Å TNT 36 42 Las Vegas ’ Å Las Vegas ’ Å Cold Case ’ Å The Closer Å Law & Order Å (DVS) Law & Order “Evil Breeds” ’ Law & Order TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Looney Tunes Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time Regular Show Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball TRVL 59 48 Ribs Paradise Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Tastiest Places to Chowdown Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods TVLND 53 28 Gunsmoke “The Favor” Å Gunsmoke “Fandango” Å Bonanza Bonanza “The Greedy Ones” Bonanza “Second Chance” Jeffersons (:43) Sanford and Son Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: USA 45 15 Unit Infant black-marketing. ’ Unit “Monogamy” ’ Å Unit Hunt for a serial rapist. Unit “Surveillance” ’ Å Unit “Protection” ’ Å Unit “Guilt” Child-abuse case. SVU VS. 47 422 Whitetail Real Hunting Goin’ Country In-Sideout Beach Volleyball Adventure Adventure “Bloodsport”›‡ (1988) Donald Gibb WE 185 120 Downsized “A House Divided” Downsized Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed “Ordinary Witches” Charmed ’ Å Downsized Å Downsized (N) WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Jeannie Bewitched Cheers Å Cheers Å Dharma/Greg Dharma/Greg Amer. Funniest Home Videos Old Christine Old Christine How I Met (:15) “The Crush”›› (1993) Cary Elwes, Alicia Silverstone. A seductive teen (1:50) “Under Siege 2: Dark Territory”›› (1995) (:35) “Zombieland”››› (2009, Comedy) Woody (:05) “The Haunting of Molly Hartley”›‡ (2008, ENC 642 710 becomes dangerously fond of a writer. ’ Å Steven Seagal, Eric Bogosian. ’ Å Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg. ’ Å Horror) Haley Bennett. ’ Å “Pure Country 2: The Gift” (2010, Drama) Katrina Elam. Three angels “The Tuxedo”›‡ (2002, Comedy) Jackie Chan, Jennifer (:45) “Biker Boyz”›‡ (2003, Action) Laurence Fishburne. A young man (:45) “The Blind Side”››› HBO 500 600 bestow a girl with a beautiful singing voice. ’ Å Love Hewitt. ’ Å joins the world of illegal motorcycle racing. ’ Å (2009) Sandra Bullock. ’ Å (11:35) “Skin”››› (2008, Drama) Sophie Okonedo, “Abandon”›‡ (2002, Suspense) Katie Holmes, Benjamin (:15) “Knowing”›› (2009, Science Fiction) Nicolas Cage, Rose Byrne. iTV. A note found in a “A Single Man”››› (2009) Colin SHO 600 660 Sam Neill, Alice Krige. iTV. Bratt, Charlie Hunnam. iTV. time capsule predicts disastrous events. ’ Å Firth. iTV. ’ Å (11:20) “The Other Man”››› (12:50) “Hurricane Season” (2009, Drama) Forest (:35) “Father Goose”›››‡ (1965, Comedy) Cary Grant. A teacher and (:35) “My One and Only”››‡ (2009) Renée Zellweger. A woman takes TMC 620 690 (2008) ’ Å Whitaker, Taraji P. Henson. ’ Å seven girls invade a loner’s island lookout. Å her two sons and searches for a rich husband. Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 25, 2011 The News-Review, Page 27 TUESDAY EVENING, AUGUST 30 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg
Central DC 8 p.m. on KOBI KMTX 4,13/CBS Wheel of Jeopardy! Å Inside Edi- NCIS Tony revisits his time in NCIS: Los Angeles A girl is NCIS A Marine is murdered on News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With It’s Worth What? 4 8 KPIC Fortune tion (N) ’ Baltimore. ’ buried alive. ’ a dinner boat. David Letterman (N) ’ In this new episode, Jason and 4.2/This TV (5:00) “Yentl”››› (1983, Musical) Barbra “Yentl”››› (1983, Musical) Barbra Streisand, Mandy Patinkin, Amy Irving. Young woman poses “Deuces Wild”› (2002, Crime Drama) Maria, a married couple from West 292 KPIC Streisand, Mandy Patinkin. Å as Talmudic schoolboy in circa-1900 Poland. Å Stephen Dorff, Brad Renfro. Å Hollywood, Calif., attempt to win a 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider It’s Worth What? “We’re America’s Got Talent Twelve acts perform for the judges. (N News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show million dollars by guessing the worth 5 5 KOBI ment ’Night (N) Å Expecting” (N) ’ Å Same-day Tape) ’ Å With Jay Leno (N) Å of various items. What will they do 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Immense History Detectives Camera; Doing Virtuous Business Frontline FBI agent John Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy with the money if they win? Here’s a 8 KSYS Possibilities Civil War doll; map. Basic virtues in business. O’Neill. ’ Å Now! hint: The title of the episode is “We’re 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Wipeout Former contestants Take the Money and Run Combat Hospital “Brothers in News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- Expecting.” 9 4 KEZI ment ’Night (N) Å return to compete. (N) ’ Å Arms” (N) Å line (N) mel Live ’ 8 p.m. on ABC FAM 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil ’ Å The Oprah Winfrey Are You Are You Don’t Forget Don’t Forget Curb Your Entourage My Name Is Pretty Little Liars 11 12 KEVU 700 Club Show Å Smarter? Smarter? Enthusiasm ’ Å Earl Å Now that they’ve let Dr. Sullivan (:00) 3ABN Gospel Journeys ’n Revelation Insights Making Variety Heavens- Exalting His ASI Video Bible Rx Life-Recov- (Annabeth Gish) in on the secret of 30/IND 21 Today Outreach Journals Waves View Word Magazine ery “A,” Aria, Emily, Hanna and Spencer 33/FOX The Simp- Two and a Two and a Glee Glee club schedules a Raising Raising Fox News at (:35) Family Everybody- Everybody- (12:05) (Lucy Hale, Shay Mitchell, Ashley 13 11 KLSR sons Å Half Men Half Men prom performance. ’ Hope Å Hope Å 10 (N) Guy Å Raymond Raymond Scrubs ’ Benson, Troian Bellisario) must pay 46/NBC News Access Hol- Are You It’s Worth What? “We’re America’s Got Talent Twelve acts perform for the judges. (N News (:35) The Tonight Show the price, as “A” sends them on a 6 KTCW lywood (N) Smarter? Expecting” (N) ’ Å Same-day Tape) ’ Å With Jay Leno (N) Å series of missions. Each one will 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å History Detectives Camera; Oregon Ex- Priceless Frontline FBI agent John Apache 8 Four female fi refi ght- PBS News- lead them to something they want, 7 KOAC Business Civil War doll; map. perience ’ Antiques O’Neill. ’ Å ers in Arizona. ’ Hour Å but the cost to their loved ones and themselves could be too high. Holly (:00) The Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Marie Combs also stars in the sea- A&E 24 23 First 48 terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator son finale, “Over My Dead Body.” Å Å Å Å ABC FAM 40 32 Pretty-Liars Pretty Little Liars Pretty Little Liars The Lying Game Pretty Little Liars The 700 Club Whose? 9 p.m. on KEZI (:00) “Mercury Rising”›› (1998, Suspense) “Top Gun”››› (1986) Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis. A hot-shot Navy jet pilot “Top Gun”››› (1986, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis, Take the Money and Run AMC 68 24 Bruce Willis, Alec Baldwin. downs MiGs and loves an astrophysicist. Å Anthony Edwards. Å ’ ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å The series returns to San Fran- ANPL 49 47 Untamed Untamed and Uncut Wild Amazon Yellowstone: Battle For Life Yellowstone: Battle For Life cisco for this new episode, in which BRAVO 62 46 Flipping Out Flipping Out Å Most Eligible Dallas Flipping Out (N) Å Flipping Out Å Housewives/NJ Rachel Zoe firefighter Tricia and her father, Rick, CNBC 65 60 Min. CNBC Titans Mad Money 60 Minutes on CNBC CNBC Titans Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. hide the $100,000 briefcase and try CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers to keep its location secret from two local detectives. Professional inter- COM 64 98 (:26) Scrubs Daily Show Colbert Rep Tosh.0 (:28) Tosh.0 Tosh.0 (:29) Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Work. Daily Show Colbert Rep Tosh.0 ’ ’ Å rogators Mary Hanlon Stone and CW 12 14 King Seinfeld Seinfeld 90210 Shedding for Payne Browns Roseanne Roseanne South Park Paul Bishop work with the cops in Cash Cab Dirty Jobs Mike answers Auction Auction Auction Auction Dirty Money Dirty Money Auction Auction Dirty Money trying to track the money down using DISC 34 30 ’ Å ’ Å Å Å Å Å Å Å ’ Å viewer mail. Kings Kings Kings (N) Kings (N) (N) (N) Kings Kings receipts, cellphone records and GPS Good Luck Babysitter’s Phineas and Good Luck Shake It “Hoodwinked!”››‡ (2005) Voices of Anne Good Luck Phineas and Babysitter’s Wizards- data and, of course, questioning the DISN 37 21 Charlie a Vampire Ferb Charlie Up! Å Hathaway. Premiere. Å Charlie Ferb a Vampire Place players. E! 57 25 Kardashian E! News (N) Sex-City Sex-City Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Chelsea Lat E! News 9 p.m. on BRAVO World, Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter Flipping Out ESPN 28 31 Poker Contractor Randy threatens to ESPN2 27 49 2011 U.S. Open Tennis First Round. World, Poker World, Poker World, Poker NASCAR Football Skate take legal action against Jeff, who’s FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye already distracted by the status of FOOD 72 50 Iron Chef Cupcake Wars Cupcake Wars Chopped “Gotta Grill!” Chopped Champions Chopped “A Nori Story” Chopped the Hollywood Hills project and the FX 31 45 Zohan Two Men Two Men “Superbad”››› (2007, Comedy) Jonah Hill, Michael Cera. “Superbad”››› (2007) Jonah Hill, Michael Cera. prospect of a tough personnel deci- “Panic- “Love and Other Catastrophes”››› Life After “Panic in Needle Park”››› (1971, Drama) Al Pacino, Kitty “The War of the Roses”››› (1989) sion. Gage has found a potential FXM 44 Needle” (1996, Comedy) Matt Day. Å Film School Winn, Alan Vint. Å Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner. Å full-time employee to do Jenni’s job, forcing Jeff to choose between loy- HGTV 50 43 Property Hunters Int’l House First Place First Place Million Dollar Rooms House Hunters Int’l Property Property Million alty to Jenni and what’s best for HIST 41 34 (:00) Marijuana: A Chronic History Cocaine: History Between the Lines (N) Å Top Shot (N) Å Top Shot Å Cocaine the company in the new episode HLMRK 87 Little House Little House Little House Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls “Substitutes.” ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace Å Without a Trace Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Monk Å 9 p.m. on DISC LIFE 23 29 Mysteries Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Å American Pickers Å Picker Picker How I Met How I Met Chris Auction Kings MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Ed Show (N) The Last Word Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Hardball Chris Matthews Last Word Elvis is in the building! OK, not El- MTV 26 17 (:00) 2011 MTV Video Music Awards Pretty Awkward. Teen Mom ’ Å Teen Mom (N) ’ Å Awkward. Teen Mom ’ Å vis himself, but a car he used to own. NAT GEO 73 9/11 9/11: Where Were You? How It Was Witness: DC 9/11 9/11: Where Were You? Border Wars Aliens That’s just one rock-related treasure NICK 71 39 iCarly ’ iCarly ’ SpongeBob BrainSurge My Wife George George ’70s Show ’70s Show The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny that arrives at Gallery 63 in this new ››› episode, as the crew also obtains a OXY 61 Top Model Hair Battle Spectacular The Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club “What’s Love Got to Do With It” (1993) Angela Bassett. flag-themed guitar signed by Bruce Mariners MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Mariners The Dan Patrick Show MLB Baseball: Angels at ROOT 38 99 Springsteen. Some rare correspon- Pregame Subject to Blackout) (Live) Postgame Mariners dence from Thomas Edison gives SPEED 58 53 Pass Time Pass Time My Ride Trucker Trucker Pass Time Pass Time Pass Time My Ride NASCAR Race Hub MotoGP Paul a peek at a lesser-known side SPIKE 69 38 Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Repo Repo Auction of the inventor in “Elvis Cadillac/Edi- SYFY 43 40 “Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves” WWE SmackDown! (N) ’ (Live) Å “Troy”››› (2004, Adventure) Brad Pitt, Eric Bana. Å son Letters.” The King of Seinfeld ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å The Offi ce The Offi ce The Offi ce The Offi ce The Offi ce The Offi ce Conan Lopez 10 p.m. on KEZI TBS 33 10 Queens ’ “Gossip” ’ Å “Niagara” “Niagara” “Mafi a” ’ “The Lover” Tonight Combat Hospital (:45) “Seven Brides for Seven Brothers”››› (1954) “Kiss Me Kate”››› (1953, Musical Comedy) Kathryn “Callaway Went Thataway”››› (1951, “Pagan Love Simon’s (Luke Mably) troubled TCM 51 26 Å Å Å Howard Keel, Jane Powell. (DVS) Grayson, Howard Keel. (DVS) Western) Fred MacMurray. Song” past is revealed to the rest of the TLC 42 41 (:00) LA Ink Kate Plus 8 “RV Trip” ’ What Not to Wear “Noel” What Not to Wear (N) ’ Big Sexy (N) Å What Not to Wear “Noel” Not to Wear staff when a prank goes awry. A TNT 36 42 Law Law & Order “Punk” ’ Rizzoli & Isles Å Law & Order ’ Law & Order “Doped” ’ CSI: NY ’ Å CSI: NY ’ hockey game between allied forces TOON 63 33 Johnny T Squirrel Looney Looney Gumball King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken causes Bobby (Terry Chen) to lose Å his composure. Grace (Deborah TRVL 59 48 Bizarre Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Dining With Death Hamburger Paradise Bizarre Kara Unger) finds herself compro- TVLND 53 28 Sanford All-Family All-Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland mising her professional ethics while Law & Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Necessary Roughness Dani Law & USA 45 15 questioning children about a suicide Order: SVU Victims Unit ’ Å Victims Unit “Infected” Victims Unit “Design” ’ Victims Unit “Taboo” ’ treats a boxer. Order: SVU bomber in the new episode “Broth- VS. 47 422 Bloodsport “Bloodsport”›‡ (1988) Jean-Claude Van Damme. College Football Adventure Adventure Paint Zoom ers in Arms.” WE 185 120 Downsized Downsized Å Downsized Å Downsized Å Ghost Whisperer Å Downsized Å Downsized 10 p.m. on FOOD WGN-A 14 How I Met MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at San Francisco Giants. (N) ’ (Live) Å News/Nine Enthusiasm Entourage Enthusiasm Paid Prog. Chopped Champions “Surrogates”››‡ (2009) Bruce Willis, Radha “Under Siege 2: Dark Territory”›› (:45) “Jason X”› (2002) Lexa Doig. The masked killer stalks (:20) “Young Guns II”››‡ In the new episode “Champions’ ENC 642 710 Mitchell. ’ Å (1995, Action) Steven Seagal. ’ Å students aboard a spacecraft. ’ Å (1990) ’ Å Tournament: Part 1,” four past win- (5:45) “The Blind Side”››› (2009) Sandra “Conviction”››‡ (2010) Hilary Swank. A woman earns a law 24/7 May- Curb Your Entourage True Blood “Burning Down the ners return to compete against one HBO 500 600 Bullock, Tim McGraw. ’ Å degree to free her brother from prison. weather Enthusiasm ’ Å House” Å another, facing a tight time window in the first round and an interesting “A Single (:15) “The Joneses”›› (2009, Comedy-Drama) David Weeds (iTV) The Big C Weeds (iTV) The Big C Web Web Therapy “Talihina SHO 600 660 Man”››› Duchovny, Demi Moore. iTV. ’ Å ’ Å (iTV) Å ’ Å (iTV) Å Therapy Å (iTV) ’ Sky” combination of ingredients — sting- ing nettles and antelope — in the (:25) “Fatal Confl ict”›‡ (2000) Kari Wuhrer, “Scream 2”››› (1997, Horror) David Arquette, Neve “Good Time Max” (2007, Drama) James “Suck” (2009) Malcolm TMC 620 690 ’ Å ’ ’ Å ’ Å entree competition. Pie crust figures Jennifer Rubin. Campbell, Courteney Cox. Franco, Vince Jolivette. McDowell. into the dessert round. 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12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News (N) Å The Bold and The Talk Model and TV-show host Tyra Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil ’ Å The Oprah Winfrey Show “Best of News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful Banks. ’ Å Oprah: Ask Dr. Oz” News/Pelley 4.2/This TV “The Winds of “Death Rides a Horse”››‡ (1969, Western) John Phillip Law, Lee Van Cleef. A vengeful man “Not Without My Daughter”››› (1991) Sally Field. An American wife “Deuces Wild”› (2002, Crime Drama) Stephen Dorff, 292 KPIC Autumn”›› tracks the outlaws who killed his family. Å and her daughter become captives in Iran. Å Brad Renfro, Fairuza Balk. Å 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Paid Program Paid Program The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å The Doctors Å News (N) NBC Nightly News 5 5 KOBI News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Charlie Barney & Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat WordWorld Å Wild Kratts ’ Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Rose Å Friends Red Dog Kid ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (EI) Å (DVS) (DVS) Company Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC All My Children (N) ’ Å One Life to Live (N) ’ Å General Hospital (N) ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Judge Judy Judge Judy News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court An engagement Divorce Court Judge Alex America’s Funniest Home Videos Law & Order: Special Victims Star Trek: The Next Generation TMZ (N) ’ Å Family Feud The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU ring goes missing. ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Unit “Contagious” ’ Å Riker meets his double. ’ Å Action 4 Life Books of the 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time Most Important Questions Å Feature Presentations Better Life On Tour 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Book Jesus 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old Friends ’ Å Frasier “Three Frasier “Dial M According to Everybody Friends ’ Å How I Met Your The Offi ce ’ Å Family Guy King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR Christine Blind Dates” for Martin” Jim ’ Å Hates Chris Mother ’ Å ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show (N) Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice- Swift Justice- The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show Vince KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Nancy Grace Nancy Grace Vaughn; Kyle Richards. Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Best of Joy of Ucook! With Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts ’ The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Travelscope Å 7 KOAC Painting Chef Bob ’ Friends ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) (EI) Å Company Ruffman (DVS) The First 48 A young father is found Storage Wars Storage Wars Dog the Bounty Dog the Bounty CSI: Miami Vigilante targets preda- The Sopranos Tony hires a new Criminal Minds Psychopathic killer. The First 48 Å A&E 24 23 dead in his car. Å Å Å Hunter Hunter tors. ’ Å bodyguard. ’ Å ’ Å ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing Simple Rules Simple Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Secret Life of American Teen Still Standing (9:30) “The “A Few Good Men”›››‡ (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson, Demi Moore. A Navy lawyer defends two “Mercury Rising”›› (1998) Bruce Willis, Alec Baldwin. An outcast FBI “Collateral Damage”›‡ (2002) AMC 68 24 Great Raid” Marines in a comrade’s death. Å agent goes on the run with an autistic boy. Elias Koteas Å ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Detroit ’ Å Animal Cops Houston Å K-9 Cops “Gangs” ’ Å I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å The Most Extreme ’ Å Untamed BRAVO 62 46 The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker Top Chef: Las Vegas Å Top Chef: Las Vegas Å Top Chef: Las Vegas Å Top Chef: Las Vegas Å Chef: Vegas CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Price of Admission: America’s Amer. Greed CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 Still Waiting... Entourage ’ Daily Show Colbert Report (1:59) “So I Married an Axe Murderer”››‡ (1993) Å Com. Central (:24) Futurama South Park (:25) Tosh.0 (5:56) Scrubs CW 12 14 TBA Cops Å TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å The Tyra Show ’ Å Don’t Forget Don’t Forget ’70s Show ’70s Show King Biker Build-Off Matt Hotch and American Chopper OCC pays American Chopper Army National American Chopper High-tech chop- American Chopper “Go Daddy 2” Cash Cab ’ Å Cash Cab ’ Å Cash Cab ’ Å DISC 34 30 Roger Goldammer compete. tribute to the troops. Å Guard bike. Å per for GoDaddy. Å A day at the racetrack. Good Luck Good Luck Shake it Up! Å Wizards of Good Luck Good Luck Phineas and The Suite Life Good Luck So Random! Shake It Up! Wizards of Phineas and DISN 37 21 Charlie Å Charlie Å Waverly Place Charlie Å Charlie Å Ferb Å on Deck Charlie Å ’ Å “Throw It Up” Waverly Place Ferb Å E! 57 25 E! News Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) (Live) Å Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston. (N Subject to ESPN 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) Blackout) (Live) Å ESPN2 27 49 (10:00) 2011 U.S. Open Tennis Men’s First Round and Women’s Second Round. (N) (Live) 2011 U.S. Open Tennis Men’s First Round and Women’s Second Round. (N) FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada-Home Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Contessa Best Dishes Iron Chef Am. FX 31 45 (11:30) “The Brothers Solomon”›‡ (2007) “You Don’t Mess With the Zohan”›› (2008) Adam Sandler, John Turturro. “Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li”›‡ (2009, Action) Two/Half Men (11:00) “People Will Talk”›››‡ “Harry and Tonto”›››‡ (1974, Drama) Art Carney. A 72-year-old man “Unfaithfully Yours”››‡ (1984, Comedy) Dudley Moore. A conductor “Less Than Zero”›› (1987, Drama) Andrew McCarthy, FXM 44 (1951) Å makes a cross-country trip with his cat. Å plans to murder his supposedly unfaithful wife. Å Jami Gertz. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Secrets Antonio Divine Design Divine Design Divine Design Candice Tells Design Inc. ’ Design Inc. ’ Get It Sold Get It Sold My First Place HIST 41 34 Battlefi eld Detectives Å Modern Marvels “Bullets” Modern Marvels Å The Hunt for John Wilkes Booth Å Battlefi eld Detectives Å Battlefi eld HLMRK 87 Petkeeping Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons Å The Waltons Å The Waltons “The Go-Getter” Little House ION 15 20 TriVita Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer “Firestarter” Ghost Whisperer “Big Chills” With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 Desperate Housewives Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Unsolved Mysteries Å Mysteries MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 True Life ’ Cuff’d ’ Jersey Shore “Twinning” ’ Jersey Shore ’ Å 2011 MTV Video Music Awards ’ Ridiculous. Death Valley ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Border Wars “Dead of Night” Taboo “Strange Love” Taboo “Addiction” Inside Indie Wrestling Border Wars “Fog of War” Inside 9/11: War on America NICK 71 39 T.U.F.F. Puppy T.U.F.F. Puppy iCarly Å iCarly Å Victorious ’ Victorious ’ Big Time Rush Big Time Rush SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 (11:30) “What’s Love Got to Do With It”››› (1993) Å “Phat Girlz”›› (2006) Mo’Nique, Jimmy Jean-Louis. Å Hair Battle Spectacular Å The Bad Girls Club Å 50 First Dates The Joy of Hawg Quest Bowhunter TV North American The Dan Patrick Show (N) North American The Car Show (N) Pac-12 Football Preview Beavers All Mariners All ROOT 38 99 Fishing Whitetail Hunter Access (N) Access SPEED 58 53 Guys Garage Truck U Barrett-Jackson Spec. Monster Jam Pass Time Pass Time NASCAR Race Hub (N) Dumbest Stuff Dumbest Stuff My Ride Rules SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n Jail ’ Å (:36) DEA ’ (:43) DEA A high-risk operation. ’ (5:50) DEA ’ SYFY 43 40 Friday the 13th: The Series Friday the 13th: The Series Friday the 13th: The Series Friday the 13th: The Series Friday the 13th: The Series Stargate SG-1 “Forsaken” ’ Star Trek: Ent. House of Payne Meet the American My Name Is Everybody- According to According to The Offi ce ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Everybody- Everybody- The King of TBS 33 10 Browns Dad Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Jim ’ Å Jim ’ Å Raymond Raymond Queens Å (:15) “Rancho Notorious”››› (1952, Western) (:45) “Marlene Dietrich: Her Own Song”››‡ (2002, Documentary) “Shanghai Express”››› (1932, Drama) Marlene “The Scarlet Empress”››‡ (1934, Biography) Marlene TCM 51 26 Marlene Dietrich, Mel Ferrer. Å Burt Bacharach, André G. Brunelin. Dietrich, Clive Brook. Å Dietrich, John Lodge. Å TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Ariel” ’ A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Baby’s First What Not to Wear “Christine” Say Yes Say Yes Ultimate Cake Off ’ Å LA Ink Å TNT 36 42 Las Vegas ’ Å Las Vegas ’ Å Cold Case Ambitious reporter. The Closer “Executive Order” Bones ’ Å Bones ’ Å Bones Å TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time MAD Looney Tunes Squirrel TRVL 59 48 Food Truck Paradise Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Tastiest Places to Chowdown Bourdain: No Reservations Man-Breakfast TVLND 53 28 Gunsmoke “The Returning” Gunsmoke “The Lure” Å Bonanza “Second Chance” Bonanza “Sense of Duty” Bonanza “The Conquistadors” Jeffersons (:43) Sanford & Son NCIS “Model Behavior” Murdered NCIS “Family Secret” An ambulance NCIS “Suspicion” Intelligence offi cer is NCIS “Friends and Lovers” A young NCIS “Dead Man Walking” A Navy NCIS “Iceman” A Marine on life NCIS “Grace USA 45 15 model. ’ Å explodes in transit. ’ killed. ’ Å sailor’s body is found. lieutenant is poisoned. support. ’ Å Period” Å VS. 47 422 Charlie Moore Sportfi shing Gun It Hunting TV Adv. Sports “Brian’s Song”›››› (1971) James Caan. Adventure Adventure “Tin Cup”››› (1996) Kevin Costner. WE 185 120 My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed “Charmageddon” ’ Charmed “Carpe Demon” ’ “Big”››› (1988, Fantasy) Tom Hanks. Å WGN-A 14 (11:00) MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox. Cheers Å Cheers Å Dharma/Greg Dharma/Greg Amer. Funniest Home Videos Old Christine Old Christine How I Met (10:45) “The Imaginarium of (12:50) “Home Alone”››› (1990, Comedy) Macau- (:35) “Blue Crush”›› (2002) Kate Bosworth, Matthew Davis. A young (:20) “The Bounty Hunter”›‡ (2010) Jennifer Aniston, “The Santa ENC 642 710 Doctor Parnassus”››› ’ lay Culkin, Joe Pesci. ’ Å woman prepares for a big surfi ng contest. ’ Å Gerard Butler. ’ Å Clause 2”›› “Unstoppable”››› (2010, Action) Denzel Washington, (:45) “Sherlock Holmes”››‡ (2009, Action) Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law. The detective and his “Diary of a Wimpy Kid”››‡ (2010) Zachary “Love Potion No. 9”›› (1992) HBO 500 600 Chris Pine. ’ Å astute partner face a strange enemy. ’ Å Gordon, Robert Capron. ’ Å Tate Donovan. ’ Å “Moonlight- “The Brothers Bloom”››‡ (2008) Rachel Weisz. iTV. Con artists pick a “The Messenger”››› (2009, Drama) Ben Foster. iTV. A soldier gets “Everyday Black Man” (2010, Action) Henry Brown, Afi Ayanna. iTV. A SHO 600 660 ing”›››‡ quirky heiress for their last hustle. ’ Å involved with a fallen comrade’s widow. ’ Å drug dealer forces a man back to violence. (:15) “Yonkers Joe”›› (2008, Drama) Chazz Palminteri. A con man’s “Familiar Strangers” (2008, Comedy-Drama) Shawn “I Hate Valentine’s Day”›‡ (2009) Nia Vardalos, “Ernest Goes to Jail”›› (1990, Comedy) Jim Varney, TMC 620 690 family gets in the way of a scheme. ’ Å Hatosy, D. J. Qualls. ’ Å John Corbett, Stephen Guarino. ’ Gailard Sartain. ’ Å Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 25, 2011 The News-Review, Page 29 WEDNESDAY EVENING, AUGUST 31 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg
Central DC 8 p.m. on ABC FAM 4,13/CBS Wheel of Jeopardy! Å Inside Edi- Big Brother The veto competi- Criminal Minds “Into the CSI: Crime Scene Investiga- News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With Melissa & Joey 4 8 ’ Å Å ’ KPIC Fortune tion (N) tion takes place. Woods” (DVS) tion (DVS) David Letterman (N) The fabulous Lawrence boys, 4.2/This TV “Deuces “The Delinquents”›› (1957) Tommy “Deuces Wild”› (2002) Stephen Dorff. A turf war escalates “Hell Up in Harlem”› (1973) Fred Williamson. Harlem’s together again. Joe’s (Joey Law- 292 › Å KPIC Wild” Laughlin, Peter Miller. between 1950s Brooklyn street gangs. crime boss wages war against corrupt offi cials. rence) younger brother (Matthew 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider Minute to Win It “Like Mother, America’s Got Talent (N Law & Order: Special News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show Lawrence, Joey’s real-life sibling) 5 5 Å Å Å KOBI ment ’Night (N) Like Daughter” Same-day Tape) Victims Unit “Spectacle” With Jay Leno (N) pays a visit and becomes smitten 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Natural NOVA “Becoming Human: NOVA How ancestors survived NOVA ’ (Part 3 of 3) Å (DVS) Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy with Mel (Melissa Joan Hart) in this 8 ’ KSYS Heroes First Steps” predators. Now! new episode. Hmmm, can you say, 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider The Middle The Middle Modern Modern Primetime Nightline (N) News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- “Awkward”? Nick Robinson and 9 4 Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ ’ ’ Å ’ KEZI ment ’Night (N) Family Family line (N) mel Live Taylor Spreitler also star in “The 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil ’ Å The Oprah Winfrey Burn Notice An operative Burn Notice A boy’s family is Curb Your Entourage My Name Is 11 12 Other Longo.” KEVU 700 Club Show Å hunts Michael. ’ Å terrorized. ’ Å Enthusiasm ’ Å Earl Å 9 p.m. on KEZI (:00) 3ABN Eleventh Hour Evidence It Is Written In Search of Mission Bible Ques- Revelation Now Books of the Faith Chapel Knowing 30/IND 21 Today Å Truth Stories tions Book God Modern Family 33/FOX The Simp- Two and a Two and a Buried Treasure (N) ’ Å House House and Wilson bet Fox News at (:35) Family Everybody- Everybody- (12:05) Gloria and Jay (Sofia Vergara, 13 11 KLSR sons Å Half Men Half Men on a boxing match. 10 (N) Guy Å Raymond Raymond Scrubs ’ Ed O’Neill) try to help when Phil 46/NBC News Access Hol- Are You Minute to Win It “Like Mother, America’s Got Talent (N Law & Order: Special News (:35) The Tonight Show and Claire (Ty Burrell, Julie Bowen) 6 KTCW lywood (N) Smarter? Like Daughter” Same-day Tape) Å Victims Unit “Spectacle” With Jay Leno (N) Å get into a huge argument. Cameron 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å NOVA “Becoming Human: NOVA How ancestors survived NOVA ’ (Part 3 of 3) Å (DVS) Conquistadors With PBS News- (Eric Stonestreet) asks Mitchell and 7 KOAC Business First Steps” predators. Michael Wood ’ Hour Å Luke (Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Nolan (:00) The Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage (12:01) Stor- Gould) to help him prepare for a big A&E 24 23 First 48 Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars (N) Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å age Wars fundraising event in “Regrets Only.” Ariel Winter and Rico Rodriguez ABC FAM 40 32 Still Stand’g Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story”››› (2004) The 700 Club Å Whose? also star. (5:30) “Collateral Damage”›‡ (2002) “Donnie Brasco”›››‡ (1997, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Johnny Depp. A mob lackey unknow- “Donnie Brasco”›››‡ (1997) Al Pacino, AMC 68 24 Arnold Schwarzenegger. Å ingly takes an FBI agent under his wing. Å Johnny Depp. Å 9 p.m. on LIFE ANPL 49 47 Untamed Untamed and Uncut ’ Fatal Attractions Å Confessions: Hoarding Confessions: Hoarding Confessions: Hoarding Hoarding Roseanne’s Nuts BRAVO 62 46 Top Chef Housewives/NJ Flipping Out Å Top Chef: Just Desserts Top Chef: Just Desserts Top Chef: Just Desserts Matchmkr Roseanne is invited to her home- CNBC 65 Greed Crime Inc. Mad Money American Greed Crime Inc. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. town, Salt Lake City, to serve as CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers grand marshal of the Utah Pride COM 64 98 (:26) Scrubs Daily Show Colbert Rep South Park South Park South Park South Park South Park South Park Daily Show Colbert Rep South Park festival parade. While there, she CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ America’s Next Model America’s Next Model Payne Browns Roseanne Roseanne South Park visits the house where she grew up with her mother and brother Cash Cab Sons of Guns “Grenade Sons of Guns “Flying Guns Sons of Guns Will joins three One Man Army “To Hell and Sons of Guns Will joins three One Man DISC 34 30 ’ Å Launcher Silencer” Å and Uzis” Å M16’s together. ’ Back” (N) ’ Å M16’s together. ’ Army Å in the new episode “Homecoming Parade.” Good Luck Babysitter’s Phineas and Good Luck Shake It “Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure”›› Good Luck Phineas and Babysitter’s Wizards- DISN 37 21 Charlie a Vampire Ferb Charlie Up! Å (2009, Fantasy) Å Charlie Ferb a Vampire Place 9 p.m. on USA E! 57 25 Kardashian E! News (N) Sex-City Sex-City Fatal Beauty: 15 Most Notorious Women Chelsea Lat E! News Royal Pains MLB Base- Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter ESPN 28 31 An art collector seeks Hank’s ball (Mark Feuerstein) help with a con- ESPN2 27 49 2011 U.S. Open Tennis World, Poker NFL Live (N) Å NASCAR NFL NFL Preview GameDay dition that’s causing him to fall FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye unconscious. Hank goes against FOOD 72 50 Iron Chef Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Food Truck Race Restaurant the wishes of General Collins FX 31 45 Two Men Two Men Two Men “Dragonball: Evolution”›› (2009) Justin Chatwin. Rescue Me “Vows” (N) Rescue Me “Vows” Rescue Me (Bob Gunton) to recommend treat- (5:00) “Less “Blood & Wine”››› (1996, Suspense) Jack Nicholson, “Less Than Zero”›› (1987, Drama) Andrew McCarthy, Jami “Blood & Wine”››› (1996) Jack Nicholson, ment for Paige’s (Brooke D’Orsay) FXM 44 Than Zero” Stephen Dorff, Jennifer Lopez. Å Gertz, Robert Downey Jr. Å Stephen Dorff. Å mother. Divya (Reshma Shetty) has HGTV 50 43 First Place Hunters Int’l House Property Income Income Property Brothers (N) Hunters Int’l House Property Income trouble balancing the demands of HankMed and Hamptons Heritage HIST 41 34 Battlefi eld Modern Marvels Å American Pickers Å Gettysburg A new look at the Civil War. Å Brad Meltzer’s Decoded Pickers in the season finale, “A Little Art, a HLMRK 87 Little House Little House Little House Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls Little Science.” ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace Å Without a Trace Å Without a Trace “Run” Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Monk Å LIFE 23 29 Mysteries Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Roseanne’s Roseanne’s Roseanne’s Roseanne’s Dance Moms Å How I Met How I Met Chris 10 p.m. on ANPL Confessions: Animal Hoarding MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Ed Show (N) The Last Word Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Hardball Chris Matthews Last Word MTV 26 17 ’70s Show Parental Parental Awkward. Awkward. Teen Mom ’ Å The Challenge: Rivals (N) The Challenge: Rivals ’ Jersey A woman lives without electric- NAT GEO 73 Inside 9/11 Saddam-Terror Inside 9/11: War on America Saddam-Terror Border Wars Taboo ity or running water in her home, and it’s her love for little furry bun- NICK 71 39 iCarly ’ iCarly ’ SpongeBob BrainSurge My Wife George George ’70s Show ’70s Show Married Married Married ›› Å ›‡ Å ›‡ Å nies that’s to blame, as she gives OXY 61 (:00) “50 First Dates” (2004) “Hope Floats” (1998) Sandra Bullock. “Hope Floats” (1998) Sandra Bullock. 50 Dates her 100 rabbits free rein to chew Mariners MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Mariners The Dan Patrick Show Football MLB Base- through her wiring and cause other ROOT 38 99 Pregame Subject to Blackout) (Live) Postgame Preview ball damage. In another story, a man SPEED 58 53 My Ride The Car Show (N) Dumbest Dumbest My Ride My Ride The Car Show NASCAR Race Hub MotoGP keeps 13 large, untrained dogs in SPIKE 69 38 (5:50) DEA (6:56) DEA ’ Deadliest Warrior Å Deadliest Warrior Å Deadliest Warrior (N) ’ Deadliest Warrior Å Deadliest his home, which gets really disturb- SYFY 43 40 Enterprise Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters (N) Å Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunt ing when you find out that his home The King of Seinfeld ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å Meet the Meet the House of House of House of House of Conan John Krasinski; Blake Lopez is a pickup truck in the new episode TBS 33 10 Queens Browns Browns Payne Payne Payne Payne Griffi n. Tonight “My Truck’s Filled With Dogs.” ›› ››‡ ››› “Scarlet “The Devil Is a Woman” (1935, Drama) “Manpower” (1941, Drama) Edward G. Robinson, “A Foreign Affair” (1948, Musical Comedy) Jean Arthur, 10 p.m. on BRAVO TCM 51 26 Emprss” Marlene Dietrich, Lionel Atwill. Marlene Dietrich, George Raft. Å Marlene Dietrich, John Lund. Top Chef: Just Desserts TLC 42 41 (:00) LA Ink My Collection Obsession Hoarding: Buried Alive Pregnant Pregnant Outrageous Outrageous Pregnant Pregnant Outrageous TNT 36 42 (:00) Bones Bones ’ Å The Mentalist ’ Å The Mentalist ’ Å “Murder at 1600”››‡ (1997) Wesley Snipes. Leverage It’s a symphony of sweetness in this new episode, as the chefs are TOON 63 Johnny T Johnny T Hole in Wall Dude Destroy King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken 33 assigned to work in teams on a TRVL 59 48 Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man v Food Man v Food Truck Stp Truck Stp Man, Food Man, Food Man v Food cake experience for members and TVLND 53 28 Sanford All-Family All-Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Cleveland Divorced Cleveland Divorced Retired at patrons of the Los Angeles Philhar- (:00) NCIS NCIS “Cover Story” A petty NCIS Director’s contact is killed. Royal Pains “A Little Art, a Necessary Roughness “A Burn Notice Michael goes Royal Pains USA 45 15 ’ Å ’ Å Å Å monic. The cake is to be served in offi cer is murdered. Little Science” Wing and a Player” undercover with hijackers. three “movements” to celebrate the VS. 47 422 (5:00) “Tin Cup”››› “Tin Cup”››› (1996, Comedy) Kevin Costner, Rene Russo. “Brian’s Song”›››› (1971) Adventure Paint Zoom orchestra’s ninth-season opening. WE 185 120 (5:00) “Big”››› (1988) Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Ghost Whisperer Å Staten Island Cakes Staten Is. ’ ’ 10 p.m. on DISC WGN-A 14 How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) Scrubs Scrubs South Park South Park Entourage Enthusiasm Entourage Enthusiasm Paid Prog. One Man Army (:15) “The Santa Clause 2”›› (2002) Tim “Home Alone”››› (1990, Comedy) (:45) “Blue Crush”›› (2002) Kate Bosworth. A young woman “Knockaround Guys”›› ENC 642 710 ’ Å ’ Å ’ ’ A four-way tug of war and the in- Allen, Elizabeth Mitchell. Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci. prepares for a big surfi ng contest. (2001) famous water coffin test the mettle “Love Potion (:15) “Unstoppable”››› (2010, Action) Denzel Washington, True Blood “Burning Down the Hard Knocks: A Decade of NFL Training 24/7 May- “Sherlock HBO 500 600 ’ Å Å ’ Å ’ of the contestants vying for the No. 9” Chris Pine, Rosario Dawson. House” Camps (N) weather Holmes” $10,000 in this new episode. Af- “Next Day Air”›‡ (2009) Donald Faison, The Green Weeds (iTV) Inside NAS- Penn & Teller The Fran- Inside NAS- The Fran- The Green “Kaboom” SHO 600 660 ’ Å ’ Å Å ter two players are eliminated, the Mike Epps. iTV. Room CAR (N) chise CAR (iTV) chise Room (2010) remaining two must face off in an “Not Since You” (2009) Desmond Harrington, “What Just Happened?”››‡ (2008, Comedy-Drama) Robert “Color of Night”››‡ (1994, Suspense) Bruce Willis, Jane (12:05) TMC 620 690 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ›‡ extreme memory test in “To Hell Kathleen Robertson. De Niro, Catherine Keener. 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12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News Å The Bold and The Talk Barry Manilow; Suzanne Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil ’ Å The Oprah Winfrey Show Å News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful Somers. ’ Å News/Pelley 4.2/This TV “1984”››› (1984, Science Fiction) John Hurt, Richard Burton, Suzanna Hamilton. A state worker “The Paper Chase”››› (1973) Timothy Bottoms, John Houseman, Lindsay Wagner. A fi rst-year “Another 48 HRS.”››‡ (1990, Action) Eddie Murphy, 292 KPIC rebels against a totalitarian government. Å law student dates his toughest professor’s daughter. Å Nick Nolte, Brion James. Å 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Paid Program Paid Program The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å The Doctors Å News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Charlie Barney & Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat WordWorld Å Wild Kratts ’ Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Rose Å Friends Red Dog Kid ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (EI) Å (DVS) (DVS) Company Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC All My Children (N) ’ Å One Life to Live (N) ’ Å General Hospital (N) ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Judge Judy Judge Judy News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court An emergency Divorce Court Judge Alex America’s Funniest Home Videos Law & Order: Special Victims Star Trek: The Next Generation TMZ (N) ’ Å Family Feud The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU leads to a discovery. ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Unit “Identity” ’ Å “Descent” Å ’ Å Body & Spirit Journeys ’n 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time Kids Time Engage The Carter Report Central Study Hour 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Dick Nunez. Journals Jesus Praise Live 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old Friends ’ Å Frasier “Death- Frasier “First Do According to Everybody Friends ’ Å How I Met Your The Offi ce ’ Å Family Guy King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR Christine trap” No Harm” Jim ’ Å Hates Chris Mother “Airport ’07” ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show Patricia Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice- Swift Justice- The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show ’ Å KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Heaton; cutting calories. Nancy Grace Nancy Grace Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Painting With Cuisine Culture Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Thomas & Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts ’ The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Wild Photo 7 KOAC Paulson Å ’ Å Friends Friends ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) (EI) Å Company Ruffman Adventures The First 48 A triple shooting. Å The First 48 “One of Ours” A retired Dog the Bounty Dog the Bounty CSI: Miami “Tunnel Vision” The team The Sopranos Second chance; local Criminal Minds The team unravels a The First 48 A A&E 24 23 police captain is killed. Hunter Hunter is lead to a robbery. dispute. ’ Å psychopath’s clues. triple shooting. ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing 8 Rules 8 Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Secret Life of American Teen Funny Videos (11:00) “Miracle at St. Anna”›› (2008, War) Derek Luke, Michael Ealy, Laz Alonso. Four “The Untouchables”›››› (1987, Crime Drama) Kevin Costner, Sean Connery. Incorruptible “Donnie Brasco”›››‡ (1997, Crime Drama) Al AMC 68 24 black soldiers get trapped behind enemy lines in Italy. Å government agents move against Al Capone. Å Pacino, Johnny Depp. Å ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Detroit ’ Å Animal Cops Houston Å K-9 Cops “Rookies” ’ Å I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å The Most Extreme ’ Å Untamed BRAVO 62 46 The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker Matchmaker CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Divorce Wars Walt: The Man CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 Bag Boy Entourage ’ Daily Show Colbert Report (1:59) “Out Cold”› (2001) Jason London, Lee Majors. Å Com. Central (:24) Futurama South Park (:25) Tosh.0 (5:56) Scrubs CW 12 14 TBA TBA TBA TBA Cops Å House/Payne The Tyra Show ’ Å Don’t Forget Don’t Forget ’70s Show ’70s Show King Great Biker Build-Off High price- American Chopper ’ Å American Chopper Racing-themed American Chopper “Race Car American Chopper “OCC Band Cash Cab ’ Å Cash Cab Cash Cab ’ Å DISC 34 30 tags; works of art. Å motorcycle. ’ Å 2” ’ Å Bike” “Larry King Live.” Chicago Å Good Luck Good Luck Shake It Up! Å Wizards of Good Luck Good Luck Phineas and The Suite Life Good Luck So Random! Shake It Up! Wizards of Phineas and DISN 37 21 Charlie Å Charlie Å Waverly Place Charlie Å Charlie Å Ferb Å on Deck Charlie Å ’ Å “Party It Up” Waverly Place Ferb Å E! 57 25 E! News Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) (Live) Å Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å College Foot- College Football UNLV at Wisconsin. (N) (Live) ESPN 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) ball Live (N) ESPN2 27 49 (10:00) 2011 U.S. Open Tennis Second Round. From the USTA National Tennis Center in Flushing, N.Y. (N) (Live) 2011 U.S. Open Tennis Second Round. (N) (Live) FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada-Home Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Contessa Best Dishes Iron Chef Am. FX 31 45 “The One”› (2001, Action) Jet Li, Carla Gugino. “Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li”›‡ (2009, Action) “Kiss of the Dragon”››‡ (2001) Jet Li, Bridget Fonda. Dragonball (11:00) “River of No Re- “La Métamorphose des Cloportes”››‡ (1965, Comedy) Lino Ventura, “Little Murders”››‡ (1971) Elliott Gould, Marcia Rodd. Jules Feiffer’s “Naked Lunch”››› (1991, Science Fiction) Peter FXM 44 turn”››› (1954) Å Charles Aznavour, Irina Demick. Å savage satire of America in the 1970s. Å Weller, Judy Davis, Ian Holm. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Genevieve Genevieve Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Curb/Block Curb/Block Property HIST 41 34 Tech It to the Max Modern History Time Machine Å Time Machine Å Everyday History Tech It to Max HLMRK 87 Petkeeping Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons Å The Waltons “The Hawk” The Waltons “The Stray” Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ghost Whisperer “Bloodline” Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer “Threshold” With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 Desperate Housewives Å Grey’s Anatomy “Sanctuary” Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Project Runway Å Project Runway Å Projct Runway MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 MTV Video Music Awards Pretty Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ Teen Mom ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Border Wars “Manhunt” World’s Toughest Fixes Naked Science Earth Overhaul Border Wars “Dirty Money” Inside 9/11: Zero Hour NICK 71 39 The Fairly OddParents Å iCarly Å iCarly Å Victorious ’ Victorious ’ Big Time Rush Big Time Rush SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ The 2011 NBC Snapped “Michelle Michael” Snapped A mother’s 911 call. Snapped “Amanda McGhee” Snapped “Linda Henning” Law Order: CI (11:00) MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Seattle Mariners. The Dan Patrick Show (N) Race Freaks (N) Golf Life ’11 The I7 (N) Downunder Pac-12 Football Preview Graham ROOT 38 99 From Safeco Field in Seattle. Horsemanship Bensinger SPEED 58 53 NASCAR Racing From Atlanta Motor Speedway, Sept. 5, 2010. NASCAR Racing NASCAR Race Hub (N) The Day (N) Pinks - All Out SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å SYFY 43 40 Destination Truth ’ Å Destination Truth ’ Å Destination Truth ’ Å Destination Truth ’ Å Destination Truth ’ Å Stargate SG-1 ’ Å Star Trek: Ent. House of Payne Meet the American My Name Is Everybody- According to According to The Offi ce ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Everybody- Everybody- The King of TBS 33 10 Browns Dad Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Jim ’ Å Jim ’ Å Raymond Raymond Queens Å (11:45) “The Kentuckian”››‡ (1955, Western) Burt “Trapeze”››› (1956, Drama) Burt Lancaster, Gina Lollobrigida. A love “The Devil’s Disciple”››‡ (1959, Historical Drama) “The Householder”› (1963, Comedy) Shashi Kapoor, TCM 51 26 Lancaster, Dianne Foster. triangle threatens to destroy a circus act. Å Burt Lancaster, Kirk Douglas. Leela Naidu, Durga Khote. Premiere. TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Vikki” ’ A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Baby’s First What Not to Wear “Sara” ’ Say Yes Say Yes Cake Boss ’ Cake Boss ’ LA Ink Å TNT 36 42 Las Vegas “A Cannon Carol” Las Vegas ’ Å Cold Case “The River” Å The Closer “Old Money” Bones ’ Å Bones “Death in the Saddle” Bones Å TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Looney Tunes Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time Regular Show Squirrel Almost Naked TRVL 59 48 Bacon Paradise Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Tastiest Places to Chowdown Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food TVLND 53 28 Bonanza “Sense of Duty” Bonanza “The Conquistadors” Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza “False Witness” Jeffersons (:43) Sanford & Son Å Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims NCIS “Brothers in Arms” Director’s NCIS “In the Dark” A blind photogra- NCIS “Trojan USA 45 15 Unit “Strain” ’ Å Unit “Sick” ’ Å Unit A child is poisoned. ’ Unit “Obscene” ’ Å contact is killed. ’ pher. ’ Å Horse” Å VS. 47 422 Elk Fever Pirelli World Challenge Auto Racing (N) Hunting TV Real Hunting North-Alaska Winchester Tred Barta Tred Barta Tred Barta Tred Barta Tred Barta WE 185 120 Bridezillas Suzy loses control. Bridezillas “Brittany & Kim” Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed “Show Ghouls” ’ Charmed ’ Å Bridezillas “Suzy & Nicole” Bridezillas WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Jeannie Bewitched Cheers Å Cheers Å Dharma/Greg Dharma/Greg Amer. Funniest Home Videos Old Christine Old Christine How I Met (11:35) “Addicted to Love”›› (1997) Meg Ryan, (:20) “Father of the Bride”››› (1991, Comedy) (:10) “Austin Powers in Goldmember”››‡ (2002) (:45) “Supernova”› (2000) James Spader, Angela Bassett. An SOS leads a ENC 642 710 Matthew Broderick. ’ Å Steve Martin, Diane Keaton. ’ Å Mike Myers, Beyoncé Knowles. ’ Å spaceship to a mine on a comet. ’ Å “Something’s Gotta Give”››› (2003) Jack Nicholson. A music exec falls (:15) “Our Family Wedding”›‡ (2010, Romance-Comedy) America 24/7 May- “Ice Age”››› (2002, Comedy) Voices of Ray Romano, “All About HBO 500 600 for the mother of his young girlfriend. ’ Å Ferrera, Forest Whitaker, Carlos Mencia. ’ Å weather/Ortiz John Leguizamo. ’ Å Steve”› ’ (11:35) “Looking for Eric”››› (2009) Steve Evets, (:35) “The Good Life” (2007, Drama) Mark Webber, (:05) “This Is England”›››› (2006) Thomas Turgoose. iTV. A boy joins a “Before and After”›› (1996, Drama) Meryl Streep, SHO 600 660 Eric Cantona. iTV. ’ Å Zooey Deschanel. iTV. ’ Å gang of skinheads in 1980s Britain. ’ Å Liam Neeson. iTV Premiere. ’ (11:40) “Motherhood”›‡ (2009) (:10) “Outsourced”››› (2006) Josh Hamilton, Ayesha Dharker. Premiere. “Last Orders”›››‡ (2001) Michael Caine. Premiere. Flashbacks reveal the (4:50) “Wild Target”›› (2010, Action) Bill Nighy, TMC 620 690 Uma Thurman. ’ Å A man trains his replacement in India. ’ Å lives of a butcher and his friends. ’ Emily Blunt. Premiere. ’ Å Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 25, 2011 The News-Review, Page 31 THURSDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 1 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg
Central DC 8 p.m. on KOBI 4,13/CBS Wheel of Jeopardy! Å Inside Edi- Big Bang Big Bang Big Brother (N Same-day The Mentalist Investigating a News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With Community 4 8 ’ ’ Å ’ KPIC Fortune tion (N) Theory Theory Tape) convict’s murder. David Letterman (N) In the opener of a two-part story, 4.2/This TV “Another 48 “Assassination Tango”››‡ (2002) Robert Duvall. An aging “Another 48 HRS.”››‡ (1990, Action) Eddie Murphy, Nick “Who’ll Stop the Rain?”››› (1978) Nick 292 Å Å Å Å the students of Greendale celebrate KPIC HRS.” hit man woos a dancer in Argentina. Nolte, Brion James. Nolte, Tuesday Weld. the end of the school year with a 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider Community Parks and The Offi ce Å 30 Rock ’ Å Law & Order: Special News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show 5 5 Å Å ’ Å barbecue and a paintball game. KOBI ment ’Night (N) Recreation Victims Unit “Trophy” With Jay Leno (N) It’s supposed to be a fun, friendly 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Second To Be Announced Lark Rise to Candleford California’s My Genera- Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy 8 ’ ’ Å Å little competition, but the strategy KSYS Opinion Green tion Now! it requires puts a strain on friend- 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Wipeout A dean of students Grey’s Anatomy Pressure Rookie Blue A challenging News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- 9 4 Å ’ ships, and the appearance of a KEZI ment ’Night (N) and a philosopher. leaves Meredith on edge. training exercise. (N) line (N) mel Live mysterious figure (guest star Josh 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil ’ Å The Oprah Winfrey Without a Trace “Crash and Without a Trace “Two of Curb Your Entourage My Name Is 11 12 Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Holloway) raises the stakes further. KEVU 700 Club Show Burn” Us” Enthusiasm “Fore!” Earl Joel McHale and Chevy Chase also (:00) 3ABN Today Live Better Life Signs of the Gospel Time Out Knowing God 3ABN Today Live star in “A Fist Full of Paintballs.” 30/IND 21 Today Times Outreach 33/FOX The Simp- Two and a Two and a Bones “The Killer in the Crosshairs/The Feet on the Beach” Sniper Fox News at (:35) Family Everybody- Everybody- (12:05) 8 p.m. on KEZI 13 11 KLSR sons Å Half Men Half Men Jacob Broadsky strikes again. Å 10 (N) Guy Å Raymond Raymond Scrubs ’ Wipeout 46/NBC News Access Hol- Are You Community Parks and The Offi ce Å 30 Rock ’ Å Law & Order: Special News (:35) The Tonight Show 6 A contestant whose parents were KTCW lywood (N) Smarter? Å Recreation Victims Unit “Trophy” ’ With Jay Leno (N) Å on a classic game show back in 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Oregon Art Outdoor Doc Martin Pauline decides to The Adventures of Sher- History Detectives Camera; PBS News- 7 the day is one of the contenders in KOAC Business Beat Å Idaho ’ confront Martin. lock Holmes ’ Å Civil War doll; map. Hour Å this episode, but will that legacy be (:00) The The First 48 A retired police The First 48 “Stolen Lives; The First 48 A victim’s car may Beyond Scared Straight (N) Beyond Scared Straight A (12:01) The enough to guarantee a successful A&E 24 23 First 48 captain is killed. Family Bonds” reveal his killer. drug-dealing teen. First 48 passage through the obstacles? A ABC FAM 40 32 Videos “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story”››› (2004) “Along Came Polly”›› (2004) Ben Stiller. The 700 Club Å Whose? philosopher and a dean of students (5:00) “Donnie Brasco”›››‡ (1997) Al “Swordfi sh”››‡ (2001) John Travolta. An ex-con computer “Swordfi sh”››‡ (2001) John Travolta. An ex-con computer “Real Ge- also take on the course, which in- AMC 68 24 Pacino, Johnny Depp. Å hacker is pulled into a high-tech heist. Å hacker is pulled into a high-tech heist. Å nius”››‡ cludes the Lawnmower, the Mood ANPL 49 47 Untamed Untamed and Uncut ’ Rat Busters NYC Å Hillbilly Handfi shin’ ’ Tanked ’ Å Rat Busters NYC Å Handfi shin’ Swing and, of course, the Big Balls, in “Let’s Make a Wipeout.” BRAVO 62 46 Matchmkr Matchmaker Matchmaker Matchmaker Matchmaker Most Eligible Dallas Matchmkr CNBC 65 (:00) Walt: The Man Behind the Myth Mad Money Walt: The Man Behind the Myth Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. 9 p.m. on USA CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Burn Notice COM 64 98 (:26) Scrubs Daily Show Colbert Rep Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama Ugly Amer Daily Show Colbert Rep Futurama Michael and Fiona (Jeffrey Dono- CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ The Vampire Diaries ’ Plain Jane “Jane Plus” CW 2011 Browns Roseanne Roseanne South Park van, Gabrielle Anwar) go under cov- Cash Cab Killing bin Laden ’ Å Rising: Rebuilding Ground Rising: Rebuilding Ground Rising: Rebuilding Ground Rising: Rebuilding Ground Ground Zero er as a wealthy married couple at a DISC 34 30 ’ Å Zero (N) Å Zero (N) Å Zero (N) Å Zero ’ Å South American resort in an effort Good Luck Babysitter’s Phineas and Good Luck Shake It “Little Manhattan”››‡ (2005) Josh Hutcher- Good Luck Phineas and Babysitter’s Wizards- to expose a bioweapons special- DISN 37 21 Charlie a Vampire Ferb Charlie Up! Å son, Bradley Whitford. Å Charlie Ferb a Vampire Place ist. Back in Miami, Jesse and Sam E! 57 25 Kardashian E! News (N) “The Dukes of Hazzard”›› (2005) Premiere. Khloe Khloe Chelsea Lat E! News (Coby Bell, Bruce Campbell) set (5:00) College Football UNLV at Wisconsin. SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å NFL Live (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å College a series of traps to capture Max’s ESPN 28 31 (N) (Live) Football killer. Sharon Gless also stars in the ESPN2 27 49 2011 U.S. Open Tennis Second Round. MMA Live E:60 Baseball Tonight (N) NASCAR NFL NFL Football SportCenter new episode “Better Halves.” FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye 10 p.m. on KEZI FOOD 72 50 Iron Chef Chopped Chopped “In a Pinch” Chopped Champions Chopped Iron Chef America Chopped Rookie Blue FX 31 45 (:00) “Dragonball: Evolution”›› Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Wilfred (N) Louie (N) Wilfred Louie Louie Andy and Traci (Missy Peregrym, (5:00) “Na- “Predator 2”›› (1990) Danny Glover. Police offi cers lock “Only the Strong”› (1993) Mark Dacascos. Martial-arts “The Name of the Rose”››‡ (1986, Enuka Okuma) encounter a chal- FXM 44 ked Lunch” horns with a bloodthirsty alien. Å master teaches tough kids “capoeira.” Å Mystery) Sean Connery. 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