Inspector Gadget Orgins

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Nelson Christian Amador TheMGMstudioslogopresentationandthesong"Black Beatlesplaysoverthepresentationandthepresentationis theonefromthe1980's. FADETO: OPENINGCREDITS Duringthecreditsalotofgearsandothergadgetsstart goingintothehumanbody. Thearmsstartgettingshotsandgettingthehandsandarm reallynumb. Theeyeskeepchangingcolors. Allofasuddenofalotofgunbulletsstartgoinginto body. Alotofdoctorskeepputtingalotofgunsandother gadgetsinsideofhim. Thedoctorsstartusingspecialliquidstoputskinback together. Thebodygettingoperatedonkeepsbreathingveryheavily. INSPECTORGADGET(V.O.) OhmygodIknowwhatyouare thinking.Whatastupidhuman being!!!!Andhedeservesallthe thosethingshappeningtohim. WellTrue,ButIwasn'talways thisway.Iusetobeacollege studentatOhioState.Andthisis wheremystorybegins... FADETO: EXT.OHIOSTATEUNIVERSITYFRATHOUSE-NIGHT Alotofpeoplearewalkingtoacollegeparty. Thereisalotofloudmusic. CUTTO: Alotofcollegestudentsaredrinkingheavily. THECROWD DRINK,DRINKDRINK DRINK...YEAH!!!!!!!!!! 2.

Johnstartsdrinking12cansofbeerandheslamshislast onedown. JOHNBROWN (yelling) Iamthekingofthethisschool MotherFuckers!!!!!! Thecrowdkeepsoncheeringhisname. Johngetsoffthetable. AnothercollegestudentseesJohnandhelpshimoff. MICHAELANGELSON DudeyoushowedthatguyJohn. Comeonletsgetyouhome. JOHNBROWN Yeahbutwehaven'tseenany chicksyetman.Youneedtoget somebigpussy... MICHAELANGELSON I'mprettysureIwillJohn.Lets justgetyoubacktoyourdorm. AsMichaelishelpingJohnayounggirlwithblondehair comestohim. SUMMERNICKELSON Hey!!!Yourfriendissoooo awesomeandheissocrazy. MICHAELANGELSON Yeahhecanbeahand-fullat times. MICHAELANGELSON(CONT'D) What'sabeautifullikeyoudoing ataplacelikethis? SUMMERNICKELSON WellI'mjustherewithafriend ofmine. MICHAELANGELSON It'sapleasuretomeetyou Summer. CUTTO: 3.

INT.JOHNANDMICHAEL'SDORMROOM-NIGHT Michaelgoestohiscabinettolookforaglassormug. MICHAELANGELSON CanIgetyouanythingSummer? SUMMERNICKELSON Justasodaorjuicewouldbe reallynice. Michaelgoestothefridgeandhegrabsacanofcokeand givesthecoketoSummer. Summerstartsdrinkingthecoke. MICHAELANGELSON SoSummer.Whatareyourplans whenyougraduatefromthisplace? What'syourmajor? SUMMERNICKELSON Well...Iactuallywanttobea scientistfortheClevelandpolice department. MICHAELANGELSON Thatisaveryawesomeplan Summer.Soundsalotmorebetter thenwhatIwanttodo. SUMMERNICKELSON Alrightokay.Whatisyourplan Michael? MICHAELANGELSON WellIwanttobeagadgetmaker. SUMMERNICKELSON That'sareallygoodplan.You wouldmakesomuchmoney. MICHAELANGELSON Ihopeso. SummerstartslaughingandallofasuddenSummerstarts lookingintoMichael'seyesandtheystartkissingeach otheronthelips. CUTTO: INT.OHIOSTATEHALLWAY-MORNING MichaelwalksoutofclassandJohniswaitingforhim. 4.

JOHNBROWN SohowwasyournightwithSummer buddy? MICHAELANGELSON Johnitwasgreat.Sheis beautiful,smart,funtotalkto. Ithinksheistheonebuddy. JOHNBROWN Thatisreallywonderful.I'm happyforyouMichael.Doyouneed helpwithanythingmyman? MICHAELANGELSON NoI'mgoodbuddy.ButIwantyou tobemybestmanJohn. JOHNBROWN Dudethat'swonderful.Thatwould beanhonor. JohnandMichaelstartwalkingoutsideandaghettolooking collegestudentisstaringatthem. CUTTO: INT.SCIENCECLASSROOM-MORNING Scottstartsworkingonanewgadget. Michaelseeshimstrugglingandhestartswalkingtohim. MICHAELANGELSON HeyMandoyouneedanyhelpor anything? SCOTTSCOLEX Idon'tneedyourhelp!!!... MICHAELANGELSON OhokayI'msorryIgotyoumad buddy. SCOTTSCOLEX Youshouldbe.BecauseIknowthe onlywayyougotintothisschool wasbecauseofyourrichdaddyand mommy!!!!! MICHAELANGELSON LookI'mjustlikeyouman.I'm tryingtobethebestandlearn fromthebest. 5.

SCOTTSCOLEX Well...maythebestmanwinMr. Angelson...Becauseattheendof theday,I'mmoresmarterthenyou andyoushouldknowthat!!!... ScottleavesthetableandMichaelisshockedatwhatjust happened. CUTTO: INT.JOHNANDMICHAEL'SDORMROOM-AFTERNOON JOHNBROWN Yoyouexcitedaboutthescience presentation?!.... MICHAELANGELSON Idon'tknowman.I'mnotvery smartliketheseotherpeople.And whatifIdon'tgetajoboncewe graduate. JOHNBROWN Michaeldon'tthinklikethat, Michaelyouaremorecapablethen anyone.Andyourthemost smartestpersonIknow.Hellyour moresmarterthenIam.Dudeyou aregoingtokicksomeserious ass!!!!!! MICHAELANGELSON YoureallythinksoJohn. JOHNBROWN IknowyouwillMichael. JOHNBROWN(CONT'D) Comeon,Iwillhelpyousetup. CUTTO: INT.THESTAGEROOM-NIGHT JohnandMichaelstartsettingupthewatch. JOHNBROWN Wowser!!!!!!thisfuckingthing canshoot!!!!! 6.

MICHAELANGELSON JohnhowmanyfuckingtimesdoI havetotellyounobodysaysthe wordwowsers. JOHNBROWN What?!...it'sfuntosay. Johnstartspressingbuttonsonthewatch. JOHNBROWN(CONT'D) Alright,it'sallset.Itshould beasaccurateasagunbullet. MICHAELANGELSON Thanksman. JOHNBROWN NoproblemMichael. CUTTO: JohnstartsrunningtohisseatandhesitsbySummer. SUMMERNICKELSON Howishe? JOHNBROWN Heisdoingfine.Michaelisgoing toacethisthing.Hehasitin thebag. SUMMERNICKELSON Ohokaygood.Heissoluckyto haveabestfriendlikeyou.Do youhaveagirlfriendJohn? JOHNBROWN SadlyIdonot.ButIdowantone though. SUMMERNICKELSON Ithinkyouwillinthefuture. Thecrowdstartsclapping. THEHEADMASTER Thankyou,thankyou.Tonightis theOhioStateScience Presentation.Nowwehavethis everyyearbecausewewanttobe theUniversitythatleadsin weaponryandcanguideustothe future. (MORE) 7.

THEHEADMASTER(CONT'D) Nowwithoutfurthera-dohereare yourpresenters.Firstoff, MichaelAngelson!!!!!! ThecrowdstartsclappingandJohnandSummerareclapping. Summerstartscheering. SUMMERNICKELSON GoBaby!!!!!! Michaelgoesonthestageandheseespeopleclapping Theclappingstartstodiedownandeverybodystartstosit down. MICHAELANGELSON Thankyoueveryone.Anywayformy projectthatIcreated,Icreated astateoftheartlaserwatch thatcouldbeusedbypolice officerstogetintothroughdoors thatmightseemreallyhard.I willshowyouguyswhatitdoes. Michaelstartsputtingonthewatch. Michaeltakesaimandheshootsthelaserthatisonthe watchanditshootsthroughahugeblockofsteelthatis thesizeofadoor. Thewatchstartscuttingthroughtheblockreallyfast. Thecrowdstartsgoingreallywild. Michaelturnsbackandheshootsthewatchatadummyand burnsthedummy. THEHEADMASTER Thatissomereallyimpressive stuffMr.Angelson.Andwhatkind ofpowerdoesituse? MICHAELANGELSON Wellsir,itusesjustdoubleAA batteriesandyoucanalsocharge themaswellsir. THEHEADMASTER ThatisreallywonderfulMichael. GiveitforforMichaelAngelson ladiesandgentlemen. Thecrowdstartsgoingwildandclapping. 8.

Michaelgetsoffthestageandhestartsheadingtohis seat. SUMMERNICKELSON GoMichael!!!!!!WAHOOOOOOO!!!!!!! JOHNBROWN WowIthinkheisreallygoingto win. SummerandJohnkeepwatchingandallofasuddentheysee anotherguywithbrownhairgetonthestage. Scolexgetsonthestageandhestartsshowingeverybodya hugeclawmachinethathecreated. SCOTTSCOLEX Ladiesandgentlemenmynameis ScottScolexandwhatIhave createdisanewwayofhowtoget holdofanycellphoneinthe world.TheClawcanalsohavegood receptioninareasthatdon't receiveit. Scolexturnsonthemachinebutitfailstoturnon. SCOTTSCOLEX(CONT'D) ItshouldgoonverysoonIthink. Scolexfinallyhitsthebuttonbutthemachinestarts causingthelightstogooff.Thecrowdreallywildforthe badreasons. Alotofthelightsinthecampusstartgoingoff. TheHeadMasterducksfromtheclawtryingtokillhim. JohnandSummeraresittingdownintheirseats. Johnisjustlaughinglikeafreakingmaniac. Scolexfinallypressestherightbuttonandthelightsgo backonagain. Theheadmastergetsbackuponhisfeet.Andheisreally outragedandwhatjusthappened. THEHEADMASTER (yelling) Mr.Scolex!!!!...Thatthingyou haveistheworstinventionIhave everseen!!!!!Anditalmost fuckingkilledmeandputalotof studentsindanger!!!!!! 9.

SCOTTSCOLEX Butsir,Idon'tknowwhat happenedIworkedonitallnight foritwork. THEHEADMASTER Nofuckingexcuses!!!!!!!Your inventioniswaytoodangerousand thewinnerwillbeMichael Angelson. Michaelhearshisnamebeingcalledandisreallyhappy. MICHAELANGELSON Sirareyoureallyserious?!... THEHEADMASTER YesIamMichael.Itismyhonor toawardthe20,000$toMichael Angelson. Thecrowdstartsgoingreallywildandisreallyhappy. SCOTTSCOLEX Heythat'sfuckingbull-shitI workedhardonmyinvention!!!! YouknowwhatFUCKALLOFYOU GUYS!!!!!!!!ANDFUCKTHIS UNIVERSITYANDESPECIALLY YOU!!!!!!!!!!... ScolexpointstoMichael. ScolextacklesMichaelandpuncheshimintheface. MICHAELANGELSON Heyletgoofme!!!!!! SCOTTSCOLEX Youfuckingshit-headIworked muchharderthenyoudidand nobodyisgoingtousethatdumb watchofyours!!!!!! Johnseesthefightandherunsdownthereandtotryto breakitup. ScolextriestopunchJohnintheface,Johndodgesthe punchandkicksScolexinthestomachandpuncheshimin theface. JOHNBROWN Youleavehimaloneandstaythe fuckawayfromhim!!!!!!Andyou lostfairandsquare. 10.

Scolexgetsuponhisfeetandhestartswalkingaway reallyslowly. SCOTTSCOLEX (yelling) Thisain'tOverbetweenyouandme partyboy!!!!!!!!.... Scottwalksoutincompleteanger. Michaelwatcheshimwalkout. JOHNBROWN ComeonMichaelletsgetoutof here.Fuckthatguy.Youdidmuch betterthenhim. CUTTO: EXT.OUTSIDETHEAUDITORIUM-NIGHT JohnandMichaelwalkoutsideandtheyseeaguywith blondehairwalktothem. THOMASQUIMBY Youdidareallygoodjobonthat stageyoungman. MICHAELANGELSON Ohthankyousir. THOMASQUIMBY Howwouldyoulikeajobworking fortheCPDandmakinggadgetsfor us? MICHAELANGELSON Iwouldreallylovethatsir. THOMASQUIMBY I'mCheifQuimbybytheway. MICHAELANGELSON I'mMichaelandthisismyfriend JohnBrown. THOMASQUIMBY It'sapleasuretomeetyouJohn. THOMASQUIMBY(CONT'D) Sowhatdoyoudoforaliving? 11.

JOHNBROWN WellsadlyIdon'treallyhavea jobquiteyetsir. FADETO: EXT.CLEVELANDPOLICEDEPARTMENT Johngetstothebuildingonabikeandhewalksinto building. CUTTO: Johnstartswalkingtohisofficeandhelogonstoa computerandhestartssortingoutpolicefiles. Johnkeepsondoinghisjob. Michaelwalksinandknocksonthedoor. MICHAELANGELSON HeyJohn.Howwasyourweekend? JOHNBROWN OhitwasreallygoodMichael.How isyournewgadgetcomingalong? MICHAELANGELSON Wellsadlyit'saworkinprogress butI'mgettingtherethough. JOHNBROWN Youwillgetthereeventually buddy. MICHAELANGELSON Ihopesodude. JOHNBROWN HowisPennyandSummerdoing? MICHAELANGELSON TheyaredoingreallywellJohn. YoushouldcomebyonFriday. JOHNBROWN YeahIwantto.Hopefullymywork loadwon'tbetoobig.ButyeahI willcomeforsureMichael. MICHAELANGELSON Alrightokaydude. Michaelstartsheadingtohisoffice. 12.

Johnkeepsonworkingonhiswork. CUTTO: Johngetsallthefilesontotheflashdrive.Johnwalks toQuimby'sofficewithflashdrive. THOMASQUIMBY ThanksforthefilesJohn. JOHNBROWN Yourwelcome.Howisyourday going? THOMASQUIMBY It'sgoingreallywellJohn. JOHNBROWN Ohthat'sgood. CUTTO: INT.CPDLUNCHROOM-AFTERNOON Johnstartseatinghislunchandheislookingata newspaper. Johnseesmorecopsintotheroom. COP1 YeahI'mgladtogetthisone thug. COP2 Yeahmetooman. Johnstartshearingtheconversationandhestartswalking uptothem. JOHNBROWN Goodjoboncatchinghimdude.I herdthathewasoneofthe biggestwantedthugsinthecity. COP1 Iwasn'treallytalkingtoyou John.Andyouweren'treallyon thecase.Whereyounow?!.... JOHNBROWN WellIknowthecomputerusually tellwheremostofthecriminals are. 13.

COP1 Ohthecomputers?!...Yeahanybody canuseacomputerBrown...If Quimbywasn'tinchargeIwould fireyourassBecauseyouare worthless!!! JOHNBROWN Welljustrememberittakesateam tofindthebadguys. COP1 Ididn'taskforyourstupid input!!!!shithead!!!! AllofasuddenthepolicemenshovesJohnagainstthewall andpuncheshimintheface. COP1(CONT'D) Yeahthat'swhereyoufucking belongandstayinthatcorner. ThecopsstartsleavingandJohngetsuponhisfeet. JOHNBROWN Ass-Holes!!!! Johnstartswalkingbacktohisoffice. FADETO: EXT.JOHN'SAPARTMENT-NIGHT Johnparkshisbikeandhestartsheadinginsidehis apartment. CUTTO: Johnwalksinsideandhegoesonhiscomputerandhechecks hisemail. Johnseesthathehasnothingreallyinteresting.John turnsoffhiscomputerandhestartschanginginto differentclothes. CUTTO: Johnleaveshisapartmentbuildingandhegoestohisbike andhestartsheadingtoMichael'shouse. Asjohngetsonhisbike,Apersoninalimoisfallowing him. CUTTO: 14.

INT.INSIDETHELIMO-NIGHT DR.CLAW ItsoundslikeBrownisleaving hisapartment.Andthenfromthere IwillgetmyhandsonMichael Angelson'sworkandIwilluseit destroyandkillmillionsof peopleandthisshitheadisnot goingtobeabletostop me!!!!!!!! Dr.Clawkeepsonpettinghiswhitecatandthelimostarts driving. CUTTO: INT.MICHAEL'SHOUSE-NIGHT ThedoorbellringsandMichaelgoestoanswerthedoor. Johnisatthedoor. MICHAELANGELSON HeyJohn.I'mgladyoucancome over.Comein. JOHNBROWN ThanksforhavingmeMichael. TheybothwalkintothehouseandSummerandPennysee them. SUMMERANGELSON HeyJohn.Michaelhasbeenwaiting suchalongtimeforyoufinally comeover. JOHNBROWN Yeahmetoo.Wejustdon'tspend asmuchtimetogether. MICHAELANGELSON YeahIagreedude.Pennycomedown andgiveyouruncleJohnahug. PennystartscomingdownstairsandshewithBrain. JohnturnsbackandheseesPennyforthefirsttime. JOHNBROWN HelloPenny.I'mveryhappytosee youpumpkin. 15.

PennyisreallyhappyandshegivesJohnareallyhugehug. PENNYANGELSON Whydoyouhaveablackeyeon you? JOHNBROWN OhPennyit'sbecausepolice officersareverystrongpeople andsometimestheyneedtobe fightbadguys. PENNYANGELSON Ohokay.Youareaverybrave persontotakeallthatbounding uncleJohn. JOHNBROWN Itrytobeattimes.Butyourdad isareallyspecialperson. PENNYANGELSON Idoubtthat,Allhedoesismake watches. JOHNBROWN Nopenotjustanywatches...Really specialonesforthecopsandthe copsareabletobreakintoany buildingtogetbadguys. PENNYANGELSON Whatdoyoudoforwork? JOHNBROWN OhwellIsortfilesonacomputer thathelpsthecopsgetthebad guys.Whoisthisdog? PENNYANGELSON Ohit'sBrainandMomandDadgot himforme. JOHNBROWN Heybigguy. BrainstartscomingtowardsJohnandhestartslickinghis handandallofasuddenjumpsonhim. PENNYANGELSON Heseemstoreallylikeyou. BrainallofasuddenstartslickingJohn'sface. JohnstartslaughingasBrainislickinghim. 16.

JohnandhestartswalkingtowardsMichaelandSummer. CUTTO: INT.INSIDETHELIMO-NIGHT DR.CLAW It'stimetoblowupthehouseand IwantthedaughterandAngelson's invention!!!!!!! Dr.Clawpressesabuttonandabombstartscomingoutof thecar. Dr.Clawpressesanotherbuttonandthelimoturnsaround andClawshotsatickingbombatthehouse. DR.CLAW(CONT'D) Andit'stimeformythugsto breakin!!! CUTTO: EXT.OUTSIDETHEHOUSE JohnandMichaelaredrinkingabeer. MICHAELANGELSON Butnoseriouslywhathappenedto youreye? JOHNBROWN WhileIwaseatinglunch,There wasacopthatpunchedmejust becauseIwantedtoprovideinput. MICHAELANGELSON YeahI'mreallysorrythathappen toyouman. JOHNBROWN It'sokay.I'musetoit.Ithink aslongasIhavejobI'mfine. MICHAELANGELSON Wellitsoundslikeyoureally connectwellwithPenny.Idon't reallyconnectwithherthatmuch. It'skidsthesedaysaresohard toraise. JOHNBROWN Whyisthat? 17.

MICHAELANGELSON It'smostlybecauseweareamuch differentgenerationthenwhatare kidsaregrowingupin. JOHNBROWN YeahIagreeman.ButIstill thinkyouareagreatdadMichael andSummerisareallygoodmom. MICHAELANGELSON Thanksman. Michaellooksathisbeerandhegoesbackintothe kitchen. AsMichaelisinthekitchenhenoticessomethingreally strangeonthewall. Michaelnoticesacountdownandnoticesrightawaythat it'sabomb. MICHAELANGELSON(CONT'D) OhNo!!!!!Wehavetogetoutof herenow!!!!! MichaelstartsrunningtoJohn. JohnturnsbackandseesMichael. MICHAELANGELSON(CONT'D) (panic) Thereisabombonmyhouseandwe havetogetoutofhereright now!!!!!!! JohngetsuprightawayandhestartslookingforPenny. JohnfindsPennyinherroomwithBrain. JOHNBROWN Pennywehavetogetoutofthe houserightnow!!!! PENNYANGELSON Why?What'swrongUncleJohn!!!! JOHNBROWN Someonetrackedabombonthe house.Comeon!!!! John,PennyandBrainandtheystartlookingforSummer. TheyendupfindingSummer. 18.

JOHNBROWN(CONT'D) Summerthankgoodnessyouare alright.WehavetofindMichael. John,Summer,Penny,andBriancatchuptoMichaelandthey startrunningtothebasementinthehouse. Michaelstartstypinginthecodesandtheygetintothe safehouse. CUTTO: Dr.ClawandthugsbreakintoMichael'shouseandDr.Claw andheiswearingapurplesuitandhehaswhitehairand slivergloveswithgoldchainspikesonthem. DR.CLAW (yelling) Findthegirlandthepapersright now!!!! CUTTO: INT.THESAFEHOUSE-NIGHT Theyallgetintothesafehouse. MICHAELANGELSON Iseveryonealright? PENNYANGELSON YeahI'mokaydad. SUMMERNICKELSON Michaelwhatthehellisgoingon? MICHAELANGELSON Idon'tknowSummer. PENNYANGELSON Arewegoingtobeokaydad? MICHAELANGELSON YeswearePenny.YouruncleJohn andyourmomandIarehereandwe wouldneverletanythinghappento yousweetie. MichaelhearsDr.Clawandhisthugs. THUG1 Theywentdownhersir. 19.

DR.CLAW GoodBreakthedoordown!!! Allofasudden,Cr.Claw'sthugsbreakthedoordown.and SummerhugsPennyreallytight. Dr.Clawandhisthugscomeintosafehouse. DR.CLAW(CONT'D) HelloMichaelIcanseeyouhavea wifeandkids!!!!! MICHAELANGELSON Whatdoyouwantwithmeandmy family?? DR.CLAW WellIjustwantyourideas Michaelandalsoyourwealththat reallyshouldofbeenmind!!! MICHAELANGELSON Idon'tknowwhatyouaretalking about.Iwillgiveyouwhatyou owejustpleasedon'thurtmy family... DR.CLAW WellMichaelyoudiddoalotof damagetomewhenIcouldn'tuse myinvention10yearsago!!!! Pennywhydon'tyoucomehereto learnwhatyourdadisreally about. SUMMERNICKELSON Leaveheralone!!!!! DR.CLAW Shutup!!!!! PennyslowlywalkstoDr.Clawandisreallyscared. DR.CLAW(CONT'D) NowPennyyouwilllearnwhyit's veryimportanttoalwayslistento yourparentsevenwhendon'ttake anybodyseriously.Andyourfather stolesomethingreallybelongedto me!!!!!! JohnisbehindSummerandkeepsonlisteningtoClaw. 20.

JOHNBROWN Heneverstoleanythingfromyou. Youlostthatday!!!!!! DR.CLAW Iwasn'ttalkingtoyouwasI!!!! Dr.ClawallofasuddenshotsadartatatJohnandstabs himreallybadandJohnstartsbleedingreallybad. PENNYANGELSON (crying) UncleJohn!!!!!!! Dr.ClawgrabsPennyreallyhard. Johnpassesoutandkeepsonbleeding. DR.CLAW YouseePennywhenyoubecomean adult.Youhavetheacceptthe consequencesoftakingadvantage ofpeople.AndyourMomanddad areoneofthem!!!!! MICHAELANGELSON NopleaseIwilldoanything pleasedon'thurtmydaughter!!! DR.CLAW TooLateMichael.10yearstoo late!!!!! Allofasudden,Dr.Claw'srighthandturnsintoaclaw andhestabsMichaelintheheadandhetakesoutagunand heshootsMichaelandSummerreallybadly. PENNYANGELSON (crying) NOOOOOOO!!!!! PennywalkstoMichaelandSummer. Pennystartscryingandtearsstartcomingoutofhereyes. DR.CLAW Don'tbesadyourparentsandyour uncleareverypatheticpeople!!! Grabherandputherinthe limo!!!!! Pennystartsrunningawayandhestartsrunningoutofthe house. 21.

DR.CLAW(CONT'D) (yelling) Comebackyoulittlebrat!!!! PennygetsoutofthehousebutoneofClaw'sthugsgrabs bythearmsandClawcomesout. Pennytriestogetfree. ThepolicecomeandtheystartshootingatDr.Clawandhis thugs. THOMASQUIMBY (microphone) ThisistheClevelandpolice departmentreleasethegirlright noworwewillopenfire!!!! ClawandhisthugsescapebutQuimbyshotsatClawand shotshiminthearmbuttheyescapeinthelimo. ThecopsgetsoutoftheircarsandruntoacryingPenny. THOMASQUIMBY(CONT'D) Arealrightsweetheart? PENNYANGELSON (crying) Mymomanddadareinthehouse andtheygotkilledandmyuncle isinthere. THOMASQUIMBY It'sokaywearegoingtogetthem out. THOMASQUIMBY(CONT'D) Alrightletsmovein!!! Thecopsgetintothehouseandtheygetintothesafe houseandseeMichaelandSummerdead. THOMASQUIMBY(CONT'D) Ohmyfuckinggod!!!!!! COP3 Sirthereisonepersonthatis alive.It'sJohnBrownandhis wholebodyispoisonedsir. THOMASQUIMBY Gethimoutofhere!!!! ThecopsgetBrown'sbodyoutofthehouseandthehouse explodesintoflames. 22.

TheambulancecararrivesandtheyputJohninit. THOMASQUIMBY(CONT'D) Letsgethimtothehospitalright away!!!! FADETO: INT.CLEVELANDHOSPITAL-NIGHT AlotofthenursesandthedoctorsstartputtingJohn's Bodyinsideofahospitalroom. NURSE1 Whathappentohim? DOCTOR1 Hisbodyhasbeenextremely infectedwithpoisonandwemight needtotakeeveryboneoutof body. NURSE1 Butthenwhatthehellarewe goingtoreplacethemwith?!... DOCTOR1 Yeahwewillreallyhavetothink aboutitandtalktohim. PennyandBrainareinthehospitalandtheyseeJohn gettingtakentotheemergencyroom. Pennywalkstoaseatandshesitsdown.Brainputshisdog headonPenny'slap. QuimbywalksbyPennyandBrain. PENNYANGELSON Officer,ismyunclegoingtobe alright? THOMASQUIMBY Wedon'tknowyetlittlelady. Yourunclesufferedsomereally badillness.Wearegoingto everythingwecantofixhim. Quimbywalkstotheemergencyroomwiththeother policemen. CUTTO: 23.

INT.THEHOSPITALROOM-NIGHT JohnwakesupandseeQuimbynexttohim. Johnfeelsveryweakwhenhewakesup. THOMASQUIMBY It'sokayJohn.I'mhere. JOHNBROWN (weakvoice) ....Whathappened?!...Whereis Penny?AndwhereisMichaeland Summer?... THOMASQUIMBY JohnIhavereallybad news...SummerandMichaelwere killedbytheattackerthat attackedthehouse.ButPennyis aliveJohn.ButfrominjuryJohn, Allofyourbonesandbrainare paralyzedfromheadtotoe.Andit soundslikeyouaregoingtohave tobeinawheelchairJohn... JOHNBROWN (weakvoice) WHAT?!...no,nopleasetellme it'snottrue,HowthehelldoI paythebills,andhaveajob.And WhataboutPenny? THOMASQUIMBY I'msorryJohn.Idon'tthink socialserviceswillnotallow Pennytostaywithsomeonethatis notabletosupport.I'mafraidwe willhavetotakeheranorphan edge. JOHNBROWN Isn'tthereanotherwayIcanbe curried.Idon'tPennytobean orphanedgewithscarypeople.I wanttomakesuresheissafeand hasalovinghousetogoto. PleaseChief...Iwilldo anything!!! THOMASQUIMBY Well...Thereisoneoperationthe doctorscando. (MORE) 24.

THOMASQUIMBY(CONT'D) It'sreallyrisky,itinvolves gettingridofyourbonesand replacingthemwithmachinery, yourbrainwillalsobeheeledin theprocessJohn.Youwillbeable towalkagainbutyourbodymight notfeelthesameafterthe operation...Iwillletyouthink aboutit. JohnlaysdownasheisthinkingandQuimbystartswalking outthedoor. JOHNBROWN Wait...IknowIwillbeavery differentpersonifIdothis.But IwilldoforitPennybecauseI wanttomakesureshestillhas somefamilythatwilltakecareof her. THOMASQUIMBY OkayIwilltellthenursesthen. JohnkeepslayingdownonthebedandPennyseeshim. CUTTO: INT.THEHOSPITALROOM-NIGHT ThedoctorscomeinandtheystartoperatingonJohn. Johngetsinjectedthatcauseshimtofallasleep. ThesurgeonsstartopeningupJohn'sstomachandtheystart takingalotofdieingbonesoutofbodyandreplacethem withmetal,steel,Theystartputtingalotofmachinery andalotofweaponry. ThesurgeonsstartputtinganiPhoneandiPadinsideJohn's body. Pennywatchestheprocesshappeningandgetsreally scarred. Moresurgeonsanddoctorsstartputtingspringsaroundhis handsandlegs. AnothersurgeonputsbinocularsinsideofJohn'sbody. Throughoutthenight,moredoctorsandsurgeonsstart puttingmoregadgetsinsideofbodyandputthingsinside 25. ofhisfingerssuchalighter,gunbullets,andgasoline shooter. Johnkeepsonsleepingthroughtheoperationandhestarts flashbackingtoMichaelandSummer. FADETO: INT.THEHOSPITALROOM-NIGHT Johnfinallygetsupfromhisoperationthatwasdoneon him. JOHNBROWN Ohmyhead!!!... Johnstartsfeelinghisfeetandhisarmsmoveagain. JOHNBROWN(CONT'D) Whatthehell?OhmygodIcan movemyarmsandmylegs. AsJohngetsuponhisfeet,hefeelsreallyfine.John startsgoingtothedoors.Buthenoticesthathiseye vision. JohnlooksatthedoorandJohn'sfirstrightfingerturns intokey. JOHNBROWN(CONT'D) Whatthefuck?!... Johnputsthekeyinsidethelockandheendsupunlocking thedoor. Johnopensthedoorandheshutsthedoorandhestarts runningtoescapefromthehospital. Johngetsoutofthehospitalandheseesaroomfullof clothesandJohnsteelstheclothesandheputsonsome normallookingclothesandhefindshisdebitcardandhis buspass. TheBuscomesandJohngetsonthebusandhepayshisfare andhesitsdown. JOHNBROWN(CONT'D) Iwonderwhattimeitis? John'shandstartstovibrateandJohnlooksathisleft handandheseesaniPhoneandheseesthetime. 26.

JOHNBROWN(CONT'D) Whatthefuckdidtheydoto me!?... Johntoucheshishandandhegoestohisbankandhechecks hisbankaccount.Andhefindsthathehas23,000$ CUTTO: TheBusdropsJohnatagood-willandJohngetsoffthe bus. Johngoesinsideandhegoestogetsomenewclothes. AsJohnisdonegettingnewclothesheseesawomangetting harassedbyDr.Claw'sthugs. JOHNBROWN(CONT'D) Whatinthefuckinghell?!... Johnstartswalkingtothethugs. THEWOMANINTHEALLY Pleasesomebodyhelpme. THUG2 Getherpurse!!!! Allofasuddenasthecriminalsarerunningawaywiththe purse. Johnpunchesoneofthecriminalsintheface.Anotherthug triestopunchJohnintheface,Johndodgestheattackand useshisfirsfingerandhestartsburningcriminalreally bad. THUG3 (screaming) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! JohnpunchesthethuginthefaceandJohnhegrabshimand shoveshimagainstthewall. Johnkicksthethugintheface. TheotherthugwalksuptoJohnwithaknifebutJohn's otherfingeronhis3rdfingerturnsintoascrewdriver andstabsthethugreallybadandgiveshimacut. Johnpuncheshimintheface.Johndoesabackflipand Johngetsoutaspikeballandthrowsitatthethugand stabshiminstomachandbloodstartscomingout. Johngrabsthethugbytheneck. 27.

THUG4 Nopleasedon'tkillmeman.I won'tdoitagain!!!!Ipromise. JOHNBROWN Ihavefuckinghaditwith criminalslikeyourunningthis city.Andyoudon'tdeserveto live!!!!!! JohnthrowsthethugandJohn'srighthandturnsintoa chainsawandhestabsthethugwithachainsaw. THUG4 NO,NO,NONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Johnendsupkillingthethugsandhepicksupthepurse. JOHNBROWN Hereisyourpursebackmiss. THEWOMANINTHEALLY Thankyousomuch. JohnstartshearingthepolicecomeandJohnescapesfrom thecops. Thecopsarriveandseethethugsdead. COP4 Ohmygod!!!!! COP5 Whatthefuckhappenedhere?!... COP4 Soundslikesomeonekilledabunch ofstreetthugs.Weshouldtell Quimby. CUTTO: Johngetsbacktohisapartmentandheopensthedoorand laysdownonhisbed. JohnlooksatapictureofPennyinsideofhisapartment. Johnpressesabuttononhislefthandandhisphone appears. JohntapsfindourfriendsandheseesPennyatanorphan edge. 28.

JOHNBROWN WellguessI'mgoingtohave changemyselfbeforeanything else. Johnstartslookingthroughhismailandheseesan envelopeandJohnopenstheenvelopewithacheckinthere. Johnseesthecheckandit's500,000$checkfromthepolice department. CUTTO: EXT.OUTSIDETHEBANK-MORNING JohnputsthecheckintoanATMandhegetsanewdebit card. CUTTO: Johnstartsgoingintoafancydepartmentstoreandhe startsbuyingalotofbuttonupshirts,suitjackets,new dressshoes,newdarkbluejeans,andnewtennisshoes. Johnstartsbuyingnewsunglassesandhestartsbuyinga lotofnewneckties. Johnstartsbuyingalotofcologne,razors,andshaving cream. CUTTO: Johnbuysanewhousethatisinamuchnicerneighborhood byCleveland.Johngetshandedthekeystothehouse. CUTTO: Johngoestoacardealershipandhebuysanew2016Ford Ferrari. CARDEALER AlrightMr.Brownhereisyournew carandyourallset. JOHNBROWN Thankyousomuch. CUTTO: Johndrivesoutofthecardealershipwithanewcarandhe iswearingnewsunglasses. CUTTO: 29.

Alotoffurniturestartscomingintothehouse. Johnstartssettingthecouches,tables,andotherstuff, Johnusesahammerandascrewdrivertheycomeoutofhis fingers. CUTTO: Johnstartssettinghis50inchcomputerandhiskeyboard. Johnturnsonthecomputerandthecomputerturnson. Johnstartsbuildinggarageforthegadgetmobile. CUTTO: Johngetsdonebuildingeverythinginthehouse. JOHNBROWN(CONT'D) Finallyeverythinginthehouse andnowit'stimetogetPenny back. CUTTO: EXT.OUTSIDETHECLEVELANDORPHANEDGE-AFTERNOON Pennyisplayingonthestreetssheisplayingbyherself. Alotofkidsreallydon'tlikeher. KID1 Whatiswrongthatgirl.She alwayslikesherdog. KID2 Iherdthatherparentsdiedand herhousewasburneddown.Sheis veryquite. Pennykeepsongoingontotheplayground. CUTTO: Pennygetsinsidetheorphanedge.Andsheisheadingback toherroom. Pennydropshernecklaceofherparentsandonekidsteps onitreallyhard. Pennypicksitupandgoesupstairs. CUTTO: 30.

Johndrivesuptotheorphanedgeandparkshiscarandhe walksin. Johnknocksonthedoorandateacheranswers. ORPHANEDGEPERSON Hello? JOHNBROWN HimynameisJohnBrownandI'm Penny'suncleandI'mhereto adopther. ORPHANEDGEPERSON Thereisnochildunderthatname Mr.Brown!!! JohnuseshisvisionandhenoticesPenny'snameunderthe pilesofpaper. JOHNBROWN Thatisahugelie!!! ORPHANEDGEPERSON HowdoyouknowFerrariMan!!!? JOHNBROWN Becauseit'sagainstthelawthe hidepeople'snames!!!! ORPHANEDGEPERSON Ohreallyhowareyougoingto provethatIprovethatIbroke thelaw.Wellevenifshewas here.I'mnotgivinghertosome stupid,pathic,richsonofa bitchlikeyou!!!!!! JOHNBROWN Thosearenotverynicewordsto sayforsomeonelikeyou. TheguyshutsthedooronJohnandJohnknocksonthedoor again. CUTTO: Pennylayingdownonherbedandshestartslookingat crystals. GIRL1 Whyareyoulookingat crystals?!... 31.

PENNYANGELSON BecausetheyareveryprettyandI likethem. GIRL1 Youareaveryweirdperson. Thegirlgrabsthemandthrowsthemoutthewindow. PENNYANGELSON Heythosearemine. Pennyseestherocksthrownintothedistance. CUTTO: TheorphanedgepersonanswearsthedoorandJohnturns aroundandhespraysoilslickatherandgoesagainstthe wall. ORPHANEDGEPERSON (yelling) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Johnwalksintothebuildingandtheorphanedgeperson getsuponhisfeet. Johngrabshimbytheneckandshoveshimagainstthewall. JOHNBROWN Wecaneitherdothisthelegal way...orthehardway.andIhave manydifferentweaponsto humiliateyouwithFUCKFACE!!!!!! ORPHANEDGEPERSON Alrightokay,okayIwillcall Pennydownhere. JOHNBROWN Thankyou...Thatwasn'tsohard wasit?!... Thepersonpressesthebutton ORPHANEDGEPERSON Pennythereissomeonethatwants toseeyou. PennystartscomingdownandsheseesJohn. PENNYANGELSON UncleJohn!!!!! PennyrunstohimandJohngivesherahug. 32.

PENNYANGELSON(CONT'D) Youhavemuchdifferentclothes UncleJohn. JOHNBROWN That'sbecauseIwanttolook respectableinfrontofthis gentlementhatiskeepingyou. JOHNBROWN(CONT'D) SowherearePenny'spapers?!... ORPHANEDGEPERSON Theyareoverheresir. Thepersongoestothefilecabinetandhestartsgetting themoutandhandsthemtoJohn. Johngetsapenoutofhisfingersandhestartssigning thepapers.Buthealsoreadsthemaswell. JOHNBROWN AlrightPennygetyourthingsand getinthecar. PennygetsherthingsfromupstairsandgoestoJohn'scar. ORPHANEDGEPERSON I'mgladthatyoucametoadapt Mr.Brown.I'msureshereally missedyoubecauseafteryour condition.Alotofofficers wantedhertobeanorphanedge forsafely.Sheisavery interestinggirl. JOHNBROWN Whatthefuckisthatsupposeto mean!?... ORPHANEDGEPERSON WellPennyisreallyshy,andshe sometimesisnotaverynormal girlandshedoesn'ttalktoany ofthegirlshereandshelovesto collectrocks. JOHNBROWN WellIthinkthatisavery wonderfulideasir.Andyoushould beashamedthatyouweretryingto limitpotential!!!!!! 33.

ORPHANEDGEPERSON WellIdon'tlikepeoplelikeyou cominginhereandactinglike shit-heads!!! JohnshakeshisheadandJohnkickstheguyinthestomach andkickshimintheballs. Helandsonthegroundinpain.Johnwalksovertohim. JOHNBROWN Ifyouevercallmynieceweird everagain.Iwillfuckingkill youandthat'snotapromisethat isathreat!!!!! Johnwalksoutofthebuildingandhegoesintohiscar. JOHNBROWN(CONT'D) Howdoyoulikemynewcar? PENNYANGELSON Ohit'sreallyawesomeuncleJohn. Howdidyougetthiscar? JOHNBROWN WellPennythatformetoknowand youtofindout.Butthat'snot important,whatisimportantis thatyouhereandIboughtanew houseforbothofus. PENNYANGELSON ThatsoundsreallywonderfulUncle John.ButIreallymissmomand dad. JOHNBROWN Metoopumpkin. CUTTO: EXT.OUTSIDEOFJOHN'SHOUSE Johnparkshiscaroutsideoftheentrance. Theybothgetoutofthecar. PENNYANGELSON Wowthishouseisreallyhuge.You meanwearegoingtostayhere UncleJohn? 34.

JOHNBROWN Yep.Comeonletsgoinside. CUTTO: JohnandPennywalkingupstairsandPennyseesherroom. PENNYANGELSON Wowthisismyroom? JOHNBROWN Ohyeah.IhopeyoulikeitPenny. PENNYANGELSON IloveitUncleJohn. JOHNBROWN IalsogotadogbedforBrainso thatwayhecansleepinthere withyou.CanIgetyouanything Penny,anythingtodrink? PENNYANGELSON Iwouldlikemaybesomemilk. JOHNBROWN AlrightIwillgetthatforyou Penny. Johngoesdownstairsandhegoestogetaglassofmilkfor Penny. Johngetsbackupstairsandbringsthemilktoher. JOHNBROWN(CONT'D) HereyougoPenny. PENNYANGELSON ThanksUncleJohn.Whereyouever closetoMomandDad? JOHNBROWN YesIwasPenny.Theywereboth reallygoodfriendsofmine.And youremindmesomuchofyourdad. Penny,Don'teverbeashamedof whoyouare.Anddon'tanybody pushyouaround. PENNYANGELSON OhokayuncleJohn. 35.

JOHNBROWN AlsoeventhoughImightbea littlebitdifferentintermsof myhumanself,I'mgoingtodomy verybesttotakeofyouPenny justlikehowyourdaddid. PENNYANGELSON It'sokayuncleJohn.I'mjust reallygladtobeherewithyou. AndI'mreallygladthatyougot meoutofthatorphanedge. JOHNBROWN SoamIkiddo. JOHNBROWN(CONT'D) WellIbetterwanttogettobed andIhaveabigdaytomorrowand youaregoingtostartatanew school. PENNYANGELSON Iam?! JOHNBROWN Yepfirstthingtomorrow. Johnshutsthedoorandhegoestohisroom. CUTTO: INT.THEKITCHEN-MORNING JohnstartsmakingbreakfastforPenny.Johnstartsusing otherhandoutofhisheadtocrackeggs. Johnstartscookingtheeggsandhestartsmakingegg sandwiches. JOHNBROWN Breakfastisready. PENNYANGELSON OkayI'mcomingUncleJohn. Pennygoesdownstairsandshestartseatingherbreakfast. Johnstartsgrabbingacupofcoffeeandhesitsdownat thetable. PENNYANGELSON(CONT'D) Sowhatareyougoingtobedoing uncleJohn? 36.

JOHNBROWN WellPennyI'mgoingtotrytoget myoldjobbackatthepolice department. PENNYANGELSON That'sreallywonderfuluncle John.IsthereanythingthatIcan do? JOHNBROWN NotatthemomentPenny.ButI appericateitthough.Youneedto gettoschool,Iwilldriveyouto school. PENNYANGELSON Alrightokay. PennygoesoutsideandJohngetsonhissuitjacketandhis sunglasses. Johngetsintothecarandhestartsthecarandheis drivingPennytoschool. CUTTO: EXT.OUTSIDETHEELEMENTARYSCHOOL-MORNING JOHNBROWN Alrighthereweare. PENNYANGELSON ThankyousomuchUncleJohn. JOHNBROWN YourwelcomePenny.Iwillpick youupafterschool. Pennygetsoutofthecarshestartsheadingintoschool. JOHNBROWN(CONT'D) WellIgotsomeshitIneedtodo. Johndrivesoutofthedrivewayandhestartsheadingto thepolicedepartment. CUTTO: EXT.THECLEVELANDPOLICEDEPARTMENT-MORNING Johnparkshiscarandhegoesinsidethebuilding. 37.

CUTTO: Johnentersthebuildingandaladyseeshim. POLICELADY CanIhelpyousir. JOHNBROWN YesI'mJohnBrownIusetowork hereasafileoperator.Iwas wonderingifthatpositionis stillavailable? POLICELADY YeahsurethingMr.Brown. Theladystartsgoingonthecomputertocheck. POLICELADY(CONT'D) Itsoundsliketomethatthereis nothingreallythereatthe moment. JOHNBROWN Ohokay.IsthereachanceIcan seeChiefQuimby? POLICELADY Yeahforsure.Iwilldialhim rightnow. JOHNBROWN Thankyousomuch. TheladystartsdialingandshegetsQuimbyonthephone. POLICELADY YesthereisaJohnBrownhereto seeyou. THOMASQUIMBY Alrightokaysendhimup. Quimbyhangsup. POLICELADY Heywillbeexpectingyouvery soon. JohnstartsgoingupstairsandQuimby'sdooropensup. JohnenterstheroomandQuimbyseeshim. 38.

THOMASQUIMBY Johngoodtoseeyou.AndI'm reallygladthatyouareall better. JOHNBROWN YeahmetooChief.Ijustfeel likeanewmansincetheoperation wasdone.AndalsoIgot experiencetakingmyniecetoa newschoolandshewashappyfor thefirsttime.ButIwasjustso gladtodrivehertoschool.I knowthatseemsoff-topicbut that'snotwhyI'mhere.Iwas wonderingifIcanhavemyoldjob back? THOMASQUIMBY WellI'mgladyoucamebackJohn. ButIfeellikethoughsinceyour operation.Ithinkyoucanbemuch betteruseforuswithallthe gadgetsinsideofyou.Iwas wonderingifyouwantedto promotedapolicemen? JOHNBROWN ChiefIdon'tknowaboutbeinga policemenIfeellikethatwould betoocrazy. THOMASQUIMBY Wellwehavetouseyourgadgets onsomethingJohn.ImeanIknow youdon'thavetheexperienceto beadetective.andIknowyouand Mikewerereallycloseand- JOHNBROWN WaitIgotitsir...HowaboutI'm aninspector. THOMASQUIMBY Inspector?!...ButwhyInspector John? JOHNBROWN Idon'tknowitjustreallysuits me.BecauseIreallyliketotake oncasesbutnotbeasobvious aboutit. 39.

THOMASQUIMBY Thatdoesreallymakesense.But that'sgoodfromnowon,youwill beInspectorBrown. JOHNBROWN I'mnotgoingtobeInspector BrownChief...Ilikethename InspectorGadgetbetter. THOMASQUIMBY Gadget?...Butthatmakesno fuckingsenseandit'snoteven partofyourdamnname. JOHNBROWN ButIhavegadgetsinsideofme thoughandMichaelusetomake themhere.Andsoitmakesperfect sensetome. THOMASQUIMBY AlrightJohn.Yourbackwithus. Andyouwillbecalled.Welcometotheforce!!!!! Butdoyouhaveasuityourgoing towear? JOHNBROWN OhIhavemorethenasuitto wear. CUTTO: INT.JOHN'SBEDROOM-AFTERNOON Johngoesintohisclosetandhestartslookingforanew suit. Johngetsoutagraysuitjacketandhestartsputtinga lotofremotesinsidehispocket. JohngetsoutafedoraandJohnstartsspraypaintingthe hatgray. Johnalsogetsoutdarkbluejeansandimprintsthe ClevelandPolicedepartmentlogoonthepants. Johnalsofindssomeblackdressshoesandhestarts shinningthemandmakingthemreallyshinny. Johnstartscombinghishairandmakinghishairreally nice. 40.

Johnstartsputtingonthesuitjacket,buttonupshirt,a darkbluenecktie,Johnputsonthegrayfedora.Johnalso startsputtingonblackleathergloves. Johnfinallylooksinthemirror. INSPECTORGADGET It'stimetostartbringing criminalstojustice!!!!! CUTTO: EXT.AROUNDASUBWAYSTATIONINCLEVELAND-NIGHT Gadgetgetsoffthesubwayandhepressesabuttononhis lefthandandheislisteningtothepolicescanner. Gadgetstartshearingaboutabankrobberygoingon. INSPECTORGADGET Bingo!!!!! Gadgetwalksdownthestairsandheseestheroad. INSPECTORGADGET(CONT'D) Gogogadgetskates!!!!! Allofasudden,Gadget'sshoesturnintorollerbladesand aremoteshowsupongadget'srighthand.Gadgetpresses thebuttonandGadgetstartsblastinghiswaytothebank robberyreallyfast. AsGadgetisgoingreallyfasthelooksongooglemapsto haveasenseofdirection. CUTTO: Thebankrobbersstartsteelingmoney. BANKROBBER1 Alrightokaywehavethemoney, letsgetoutofhere!!!!! Therobbersgetoutofthebank. BANKROBBER1(CONT'D) Thecarshouldbeonit'swayvery soon. Allofasuddentheystartpolicesirenscomingtothebank robbery. 41.

BANKROBBER2 That'simpossiblewetoldthe hostagesnottocallthe police!!!! Gadgetshowsupandhejumpsupintheairandlandsonhis feet. TherobberstakeoutPP7gunsandtheystartshootingat InspectorGadget. Gadgetusesabulletprooffingertoprotecthimselfand bulletsdon'tdoanythingtohim. BANKROBBER1 Ohmygod!!!!!Itcan'tbe!!! AllofasuddenGadget'seyesturncrystalblueandGadget startsshootingstrongelectricityandelectrocutingthem reallybadly. Gadgetforcesthemagainstthewall. Thebankrobbersrecoverfromattackandtheygetouta knifeandtheytrytostabGadget. GadgetblockstheattacksandGadgetkicksoneofthemin theface. Gadgetpunchestheotherrobberintheface.Gadgetgrabs therobberbytheneckandthrowshimagainstaglass window. TherobbergetsoutagunandhekeepsshootingatGadget. Gadget.Gadgetuseshisrighthandasprotectiveshield. Gadget'srighthandturnsintoA33riffle.Gadgetstarts shooting500bulletsandhekillstherobber. Gadgetturnsbackattheotherthugandpuncheshiminthe stomachandpuncheshimintheface.Gadgetgrabsbothof hishandandhand-cuffscomeoutofhimrightarm.Gadget grabsthecuffsandhandcuffsthebankrobberandthrows himagainstthewallheadfirst. Therobberfeelsreallyweakandbrutallyinjured. Gadgetwalkstohim. INSPECTORGADGET NowI'mgoingtobereallynice you!!!Nowwhereisthemoneyyou stole?!.... BANKROBBER2 It'sinthecarman. 42.

INSPECTORGADGET Thanks!!!!.... Gadgetstartswalkingoutsideandheseesthebankcartake off. INSPECTORGADGET(CONT'D) Gogogadgetrollerskates!!! Gadget'sshoesturnintoskatesagainandGadgetstarts chasingaftertheotherbankrobbers. CUTTO: Thecarstartsgoingreallyfastonthehighway. Gadgetsstartsblastingandskatingafterthecar. INSPECTORGADGET(CONT'D) (intercom) ThisistheCPD.Pulloverright nowandstopthevehicleorwill shootalotofweaponryatyou guys!!!!!!! Theotherrobbersstartlaughingandtheystarttakeouta machinegunandtheystartshootingatGadget. Gadgettakesoutapoliceascreenoutofhisarmto protecthimself.Gadgetrighthandturnsintoarocket launcher. Gadgetfirestherocketlauncheratthecar. BANKROBBER3 Ohmygod!!!!!!!.... Thecarexplodesintoflamesandgetsblastedupinthe air. Theotherrobbersareyellingasthecarisintheair. Gadget'smetalmagnetcomesoutofhishatandgrabsthe carandGadgetthrowsthecaragainstabuildingreally hard. Gadgetjumpsupintheairandhelandsonthegroundand hestartswalkingonthegroundtothecar. AlasercomesoutofGadget'shandandhestartsblasting thecaropen. Therobbersarereallyscarredasgadgetbreaksopenthe car. 43.

INSPECTORGADGET Allofyouareallunder arrest!!!!!! OneoftherobberstrytoescapebutGadgetshootswiring atthemGadgetpullshimback.Gadgetgrabshimbytheneck andpuncheshimintheface6times. Gadgetkillinganotherbankrobber. CUTTO: Gadgetslammingalloftherobbersagainstthewallwith multiplehandscomingoutofhishead. CopcarsarriveandQuimbycomesoutofoneofthecars. THOMASQUIMBY I'mveryImpressedJohnyou arrested8bankrobbers.Isure youdon'twanttobeacop? INSPECTORGADGET NothanksChief.Ithinkmebeing InspectorGadgetiswhatI'mmeant tobe. THOMASQUIMBY AlrightokayJohn.Thankyou. INSPECTORGADGET Youdon'thavetothankmesir. I'malwaysonduty. Gadgetleavesthecrimesceneandhestartsskatingbackto hishouse. CUTTO: INT.JOHN'SHOUSE-NIGHT Gadgetcomesintothehouseandhetakesoffhisoutfitand changesintonormalclothes. JOHNBROWN PennyI'mhome. PENNYANGELSON HeyUncleJohn. Pennycomesdownstairs. JOHNBROWN Howwasschool? 44.

PENNYANGELSON Ohschoolwasreallygreatuncle John.Whataboutyouandfindinga job. JOHNBROWN Ihavethebestnews.I'mno promotedinspectoratthe Clevelandpolicedepartment. PENNYANGELSON That'sreallyawesomeUncleJohn. Iknewthatyouwouldbeableto doit. JOHNBROWN CanImakeanythingtoeat. PENNYANGELSON NoI'mgooduncleJohn.Iwasable tomakemyselfsomethingtoeat. JOHNBROWN That'sreallywonderfulPenny.See youareasmartgirl.Goodjob. PENNYANGELSON ThanksUncleJohn.Thanksfor takingreallygoodcareofme. JOHNBROWN Penny,youdon'tneedtothankme foranything.I'myouruncleand I'malwaysgoingtolookoutfor you. AsJohniswithPenny,aremotecontrolcarisrecording PennyandJohntalking. CUTTO: Dr.Clawislookingatthecomputerscreenandhearingthe conversation. DR.CLAW Yourparentsdeathwasjustthe beginningofwhatisabouttocome andIwillsoonyouyourIQformy crimes.Andyourpatheticuncle willnotbeabletostandinmy way!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dr.Clawpressesanotherbuttonandtheremotecontrolcar startsdrivingawayfromBrown'shouse. 45.

CUTTO: EXT.MICHAEL'SOLDHOUSE-AFTERNOON Gadgetdrivespastthehouseandhegetsoutofthecar. Gadgetstartswalkingintothehouse. Gadgetseesalotofburnedupitemsinthehouse. INSPECTORGADGET Gogogadgetmagnifyglass. AmagnifyglasscomesoutofGadget'sheadandGadget startslookingthroughitandhestartswalkingaroundthe house. AsGadgetdoesthis,hestartsflashbackingtoMichaeland Summerbeingkilled. Gadgetkeepsonwalkingandheseesaremoteontheground. GadgetcloseshiseyesandthinksabouttowhatScolexsaid tohimbackwhenhewasincollege. Gadgetlooksreallyhardintothemagnifyingglassandhe startsseeingScolex'snameonit. INSPECTORGADGET(CONT'D) Ohmygod!!!!! CUTTO: INT.QUIMBY'SOFFICE-AFTERNOON GadgetputstheitemonQuimby'sdesk. THOMASQUIMBY WhatthehellisthisJohn? INSPECTORGADGET It'saremotethatisusedto electrocutepeopleandScolexused ittonotonlykillMichaeland SummerbutIthinkhemightbe usingitforspecialevilplan. THOMASQUIMBY Thatisreallyawful.Itsounds likethisguyreallywantstotake controlofthecitywithhis gadgets. 46.

INSPECTORGADGET Exactly,ThelasttimeIsawhim hereallywantedtobeatup Michaelincollege.Andthenalso hewantedPennyaswell. THOMASQUIMBY WellItrustthatyouwillfind thisguygadget.Becausethereis notellingwhatyoucandowith allthosegadgetsinyou. INSPECTORGADGET I'malwaysondutysir. Gadgetwalksoutoftheofficeandagirlwithglassessees him. BRENDABRADFORD Hi!!!Iwasabletofixyourwatch Mr.Brown. INSPECTORGADGET Ohthankyou.Andpleasecallme John.Areyounewhere? BRENDABRADFORD Istartedworkinghere3weeks ago.ItookoverforMichaelafter hedied. INSPECTORGADGET Ohwowsoyouarethenewgadget builder.IknewMichael,hewasa closefriendofmine.Bytheway doyouwanttogooutfordinner tomorrownight? BRENDABRADFORD SureIwouldreallylovethat. INSPECTORGADGET AnywayIwillpickyouuparound 7:00ifthatisokay. BRENDABRADFORD Yeahthatwouldbereallygreat. CUTTO: INT.DR.CLAW'SLAB-NIGHT Dr.Clawgetsupfromhischairandhegrabs3diamonds withhisgoldenhand. 47.

Dr.Clawstartssettinguphismachineinfrontofalotof businessmen. DR.CLAW Goodeveninggentlemen...Along timeagoIcreatedawayto revolutionizeelectricityback whenIwasincollege.AndI'm veryconvincedthatthismachine willdestroyalotofcapitalof Ohioandroballoftheirmoney. AndnotonlyhaveIcreateda machinethatwilldoit,ButI havealsocreatedbombsthatwill explodeandfreezepeople.And thenasinglelighterwilljust burnthehelloutofthem. BUSINESSMAN1 Thatsoundslikeareallygreat planScolex.Howmuchdoyouwant ustopayyou? DR.CLAW IthinkIwillonlyneedjustonly 500,000$fortheprojectIstole mostofMichaelAngelson'smoney afterhisdeathandthisweapon willdestroyandkillmillionsof people. BUSINESSMAN1 ThatsoundsreallyfairScolex. I'msureyouwillbeableto destroythestateandbringthe statetoit'sknees. DR.CLAW Theonlythingthatisreally stoppingmeisthatIknow Angelson'sdaughterhasthecodes tochemicals.andIreallywant them.Iwillsetupthefirst testingcentersindowntown Clevelandlatertonight. CUTTO: EXT.AWAREHOUSEINCLEVELAND-NIGHT AlotofDr.Claw'sthugsstartheadingintothewarehouse andstartsettingthebomb. CUTTO: 48.

Gadgetisdrivinginthecityandheseesayellowcircle blinkingreallyfast. Gadgetstartsdrivingtothewarehouse. CUTTO: Gadgetgetstothewarehouseandheparksthegadgetmobile andgetsoutofthecar. Gadgetrunstothebuildingandhehidesbehindthewall. Gadget'sfingerstartsturningintoagun.Gadgetcarefully turnsbackwithoutanyoftheotherthugsseeinghim. Gadgetshakeshishead. INSPECTORGADGET Gogogadgetsniperriffle!!!! Gadget'shandturnsintoasniperriffle.Gadgetgrabs bulletsfromleftarmandhestartsloadingupthegunwith bullets. Gadgetlooksintotherifflescopeandhestartsspyingon thethugs. AsGadgetisspyingonthethugs,anotheroneofClaw's thugsfindsgadgetandtakesoutapistolandpointsthe gunatGadget'shead. M.A.D.THUG1 Don'tmove!!!!!!! Gadgetturnsaroundveryslowlywithhishandsup. INSPECTORGADGET Youknowson,Iwouldnotwantto pickafightwithyou!!!!!! M.A.D.THUG1 Wellthisisjustnotyournight isit? Allofasudden,Gadgetakitchenknifeoutfromfromhis back.Gadgetgrabsthethugbythewristandforceshim againstthewall. Gadgetpunchesthethuginthefaceandkickshiminthe face. Gadgetkickshiminthefaceagainandgadgetgetsouta spikeballwithneedlesandthrowsitatthem. AsharpbladewheelcomesoutofGadget'srighthandand Gadgetkillsthethugverybrutally. 49.

AnotherthugseesGadgetandhetriestofighthim,Gadget kickstheotherthugintheface,thethuggetsupandhe triestopunchGadgetintheface5times,Gadgetdodges alltheattacks,Gadgetgrabsthethugbytheneckand slamshimtotheground.Aflamethrowerpopsoutof Gadget'sarmandGadgetspraysamassiveamountofflames andburnsthethugreallybad. Gadgetsteelsthekeycardtogetintothebuilding. CUTTO: Gadgetgetstothemaindoorandtakesoutthecardand slidesit. ThedooropensandGadgetintothebuilding. CUTTO: Gadgetgetsintothebuildingandhehidesbehindawall. GadgetseesthefirstelectricmachinethatClawis building. Thethugskeeponbuildingthemachineinthewarehouse. Gadgetseesanotherthugwalking.Gadgetrightawaygrabs thethugandpusheshimagainstthewallandpuncheshimin theface4times,Gadgetelectrocutesthethugreallybad andkillshim. Gadgetsteelsanotherkeycardandputsitinhiscoat pocket. Gadgetcountiestogodeeperanddeeperinthewarehouse. Gadgetseesmorethugsthathaveguns,Gadget'srighttwo fingersturnintoaslincedgun.Gadgetshootsthethugsin thefacebyshootingthemintheface. Gadgetwalkstothemastheyareonthegroundandsteels2 morekeycards. CUTTO: Gadgetgetstothemainhallwayandseeadoorthatsays "Dr.Claw'soffice" GadgetwalkstothedoorandGadgetbreaksthedoordown. Gadgetgetsintotheofficeandnoticeseverythinginthe officelikecomputerscreens,keyboards,andalotof weapons. 50.

INSPECTORGADGET Go,gogadgetcamera. Allofasudden,acameracomesoutofGadget'shatand GadgetstartstakingphotosofClaw'soffice. GadgetstartsdialingQuimby'snumberonhisrighthand. Quimbydoesn'tanswerthephone. INSPECTORGADGET(CONT'D) (onthephone) Heychief,IhavebrokenintoDr. Claw'sofficeandIhavetaken picturesofthethingsthatarein thereandfoundwherethemachine thatheisbuiltis.Callmeonce yougetthismessage. Gadgethangsupthephone.ButDr.Clawwalksintohis officeandseesGadgetandhegetsaveryangryandpissed offface. DR.CLAW Iknowthatyouwouldbeinhere InspectorGadget!!!!!OrshouldI callyouJohnBrown?!... INSPECTORGADGET Wellit'stoolateIhavetook everyphotointhisofficeandthe policeareontheirwayrightnow. DR.CLAW Youareaveryspecialkindof stupidifyouthinkyouandthe policearegoingtostopmeMr. Brown!!!!!! INSPECTORGADGET WellI'mnotafraidofshit-heads likeyouthatwanttodestroyand killpeopleforfun.Andyouare under-arrest!!!!!! DR.CLAW OhIdon'tthinksoGadget!!!!! INSPECTORGADGET Wellbringitonyoufuckinggray hairedoldbitch!!!!!! Dr.ClawstartsrunningtowardsGadgetandtacklesGadget reallybrutally. 51.

InspectorGadgetkicksDr.Clawintheballsandkicksin thestomach. Dr.Clawgruntshisteethreallyhardandthrows15punches atInspectorGadget,Gadgetdodgesallofthepunches. GadgetjumpsintheairandkicksDr.Clawintheface.Dr. ClawpunchesInspectorGadgetinthefaceandforceshimto theground. Dr.ClawtriestostabGadgetwithhisspikebracelets. Gadgetgetsstabbedbythespikes.ButGadgetrecoversand GadgethisrightmiddlefingerandgivesClawahugecuton hisfore-head. DR.CLAW (yelling) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Dr.ClawpunchesGadgetinthefaceandforceshimagainst thewall.Dr.ClawpunchesGadgetinthefaceagain. Gadgetspitsoutbloodandhisrighthandturnsintoa flamethrowerandGadgetsstartssprayingflamesatDr. ClawandGadgetstartssettingtheofficeandthewarehouse onfire. Dr.Clawpicksupahugemetalbarandtriestowhack Gadgetinthefaceandthrows20whacksatGadget. GadgetblockstheattacksusingmetalgloveandGadget avoidsanotherattackandGadgetpunchesDr.Clawinthe faceandforceshimtotheground. Dr.ClawstartsthrowingalotofspikesatGadgetbut Gadgetdeficitsthebladesusinghisnecktie. GadgetkicksDr.ClawfaceandDr.Clawgetsupandhegets outaswordandtriestostabandcutGadgetintheface. GadgetavoidstheswordattacksandGadgetgrabsaholdof thefloorandextendshishandandGadgetkicksDr.Clawin thefaceandforceshimagainstthewall. GadgetwalksuptoaverybeatenupDr.Claw. DR.CLAW(CONT'D) YouwillneverbeatmeGadget!!!! AndIwillgetmyhandsonthe lastpieceofinformationneeded todestroythiscity!!!!! INSPECTORGADGET Youwillnevergetawaywiththis Claw!!!!!! 52.

DR.CLAW OhIthinkIwillgetawaywithit Gadget. CUTTO: MoreM.A.D.thugsarerunningoutofthebuilding. M.A.D.THUG2 Lookoutit'sgoingtoblow up!!!!! Moreexplosionsstarthappeningasthewarehouseisin flames. Gadgetstartsrunningandhejumpsoffthebuilding. INSPECTORGADGET Gogogadgethelicopter. Allofasudden,ahelicoptercomesoutofGadget'shatand Gadgetstartsglidingintheair. MoreM.A.D.helicoptersstartshowingupandtheystart shootingatGadget. AmachinegunstartscomingoutofGadget'shatandGadget startsfiringalotofbulletsatthehelicopters. Gadgetstartsshootingatthepilotsandkillingthem. Arocketlaunchercomesoutofleftshoulderandhefires therocketlauncheratanotherM.A.D.helicopterandblows itup. Thehelicoptersstartfallingtotheground. GadgetturnsoffthecopterandGadgetskydives. INSPECTORGADGET(CONT'D) Gogogadgetpara-shot. Apara-shotcomesoutofGadget'sbackandGadgetlandson thegroundsafely. Gadgetstartsrunningtohiscarandhestartsdrivingoff. Claw'slimoseesGadgetdriving. M.A.D.THUG3 Boss,heisgettingaway. DR.CLAW Lethimgetaway.Mynextthreat tohimwillbemuchmoregreater. 53.

CUTTO: EXT.OUTSIDEAFANCYRESTAURANT-NIGHT Gadgetappearsandhegoesbehindacornerandhechanges intonormalclothes. Johngetsoutofthecornerwearingablacksuitanda purplenecktie. Johngetsintotherestaurantandhegetsseatedandhe startswaitingforBrenda. Johnlooksathisrighthandasheiswaitingandchecking thetime. Brendafinallyarrivesandsheiswearingapinkdress. BRENDABRADFORD HeyJohn.I'mreallysorrythat I'mlate. JOHNBROWN Ohthat'sokayBrenda.It'sfine. Iactuallyjustgothere. BRENDABRADFORD Ohokay.Sohowlonghaveyoubeen withtheCPD? JOHNBROWN For10yearsactually.Iusetobe computerfilepersonbackwhen Michaelhadyourjob. BRENDABRADFORD That'sreallyinterestingJohn.Do youlikebeingapoliceinspector? JOHNBROWN OhIloveit.It'sreally wonderful.AndIlovetoserving thepoliceandhelpingthemget thebadguys. BRENDABRADFORD ThattakesalotofgutsJohn.Not alotofpeoplecandothat. JOHNBROWN Yeahforsure. CUTTO: 54.

INT.INSIDEJOHN'SHOUSE-NIGHT JohnandBrendagetintothehouseandBrendaisreally shockedatthehouse. BRENDABRADFORD Wowthishouselooksreally amazingJohn.Iloveitalot. JOHNBROWN I'mreallygladyoulikeit. CUTTO: PennyisinherroomplayingwithBrain. PENNYANGELSON OhBrainyoursuchagooddog. BrainstartsbarkingandlickingPennyontheface. Johnknocksonthedoor. JOHNBROWN Penny,canIcomein? Pennyopensthedoor. JOHNBROWN(CONT'D) HeySweet-heart.ThisisBrenda sheisco-workerfromtheCPD. BRENDABRADFORD HelloPenny.Ireallyloveyour hairandyoureyes. PENNYANGELSON Soareyouascientistjustlike whatdadwas? BRENDABRADFORD Idon'tthinkI'masgoodlike yourdad.ButIknowyouarevery smart. PENNYANGELSON Whatkindofthingsareyou workingon? BRENDABRADFORD WellIdon'treallyhaveanything atthemomentbutonceIhavean ideaIwillcomeupwith something. 55.

PENNYANGELSON Ohokay. BrainjumpsonBrendaandhestartslickingher. BrendastartslaughingasBrainislickingher. CUTTO: INT.JOHN'SBEDROOM-NIGHT JOHNBROWN SohowdidyoulikeBrenda? PENNYANGELSON IreallylikedheruncleJohn.She wasreallynice...sheremindedme alotofwhatmomwaslike. JOHNBROWN Yeahshedidremindmeofyour mom. PENNYANGELSON Doyoueverthinkaboutdad sometimes? JOHNBROWN Ialwaysthinkabouthimalot. Butyouknowifhewasaliveright now,hewouldbeveryproudof you. PENNYANGELSON Ihopeso. JOHNBROWN Iknowthatheis. CUTTO: INT.DR.CLAW'SDESK-NIGHT DR.CLAW Gadgetistough.ButIwillbe abletohurthimwhereithurts themost. Abeautifulwomanwithblondehairwalksintotheroom. LANALAMOUR IthinkIknowhowwecantakeon Gadget!!!!!!! 56.

DR.CLAW Andwhatwouldthatbe? LANALAMOUR IcantrackdownPennyandallthe thingsshehasandthenbringher toyouandGadgetwon'tsuspecta singlething. DR.CLAW ThatisawonderfulplanLana. It'stimetosaygood-byeto InspectorGadget!!!!!.... CUTTO: EXT.THEELEMENTARYSCHOOL-MORNING JOHNBROWN Alrightwellhaveagooddayat schoolPenny. PENNYANGELSON ThanksUncleJohn. AsPennygetsdroppedoff,LanaseesPennygoingintothe schoolandshewalksawayintotheshadows. CUTTO: Pennywalksintoherclassandshewaitsveryquietly. AsPennyiswaitingquietly,Acoupleofothergirlstake herpencilsawayandbreakthem. PENNYANGELSON(CONT'D) Hey!!!thosearemine!!!! GIRL2 Wellitsoundslikeyouwon'tneed them.Afterallthewholeclass knowsthatyouareafailure. Allofasuddenthegirlsstartlaughingather. ThegirlsleaveandPennysitsdownatherdeskreallysad. CUTTO: Lanahidesbehindthewallandsheseesthemainteacher walking. LanagrabsthemainteacherandLanabitchslapsherinthe faceandkicksherintheface. 57.

Lanapunchesthemainteacherinthefaceandtakesher clothesandthrowshernakedbodyoutthewindowandsheis deadinthebushes. Lanagrabstheclothesandshestartsgettingdressedin thewomen'sbathroom. Lanastartsputtingonlipstick,agreendress,eye glasses,andgreenhighheels. CUTTO: Lanawalksoutofthebathroomdressedupasaschool teacher. LanawalksintotheclassroomandsheseesPennylooking verysad. Lanastartswalkingtoher.PennylooksatLana. LANALAMOUR It'sokay.Ihaveapencilyoucan have. LanagivesPennyapencil. PENNYANGELSON Thankyousomuch. LANALAMOUR Yourwelcome. Lanawalksbacktoherdesk. LANALAMOUR(CONT'D) MorningclassIamMs.Lamourand Iwillbeyoursubstituteteacher whileMrs.Timmionsisaway. Lanastartslookingatthepapers. LANALAMOUR(CONT'D) Mrs.Timmionsalsosaidthatyou guyshadascienceprojecttodo. Doallofyouguysknowwhatyou arealldoing? AllofthestudentraisetheirhandexpectPenny. LANALAMOUR(CONT'D) Wellgood.ifyouneedhelpjust seeme. LanastartswalkingtowardsPennytoherdesk. 58.

LANALAMOUR(CONT'D) Inoticedthatyoudidn'traise yourhandPenny. PENNYANGELSON I'mreallysorryIjustdon'tknow whatI'mgoingtodo. Pennystartscrying. LANALAMOUR Noit'sokayPenny.LookIwill seewhatyoucandoyourproject. PENNYANGELSON ThankyouMs.Lamour. LANALAMOUR NoproblemPenny.Comeandtalkto meafterschool. CUTTO: EXT.JOHN'SGARAGE-AFTERNOON JohnstartslookingathisiPhoneandgoingthroughthe policescanner. Thedoorbellrings. Johngetsupandanswersthedoor. JOHNBROWN Brendahi. BRENDABRADFORD HeyJohn. Brendacomesintothehouse. BRENDABRADFORD(CONT'D) Youdon'tworktoday? JOHNBROWN I'mofftoday.ButIknowImight bedoingsomethingwithPenny todayafterschool. BRENDABRADFORD That'sreallywonderfulJohn. 59.

BRENDABRADFORD(CONT'D) JohnIthinkIcanhelpyou improveyourcar.IsitokayifI cantakealookatit? JOHNBROWN YeahsureBrenda. CUTTO: JohnandBrendastartworkingonthegadgetmobileand addingnewweaponsandgadgetstothecar. JohnandBrendastartputtingthefinishingtouchesonthe carmomentslater. Johnputstheletter"G"onthecar. BRENDABRADFORD It'sgoingtohelpyougoalot morefasteronyourmissions. CUTTO: EXT.OUTSIDEOFTHESCHOOL-AFTERNOON PennyandLanagetoutoftheschool. PENNYANGELSON SowherearewegoingMs.Lamour? LANALAMOUR Weareheadingtothelibraryto startworkingonyourscience project. PENNYANGELSON WellIjusthavetocallmyuncle Johnfirst. LANALAMOUR Penny,I'msureyouwillbereally safearoundme.Youdon'thaveany friendsdoyouPenny? PENNYANGELSON NoIdon'tsadly. LANALAMOUR Wellthat'sanotherreasonwhyyou shouldcomewithmeandIwillnot makeyourprojectawesomeandturn intoabadasschick. 60.

PENNYANGELSON OhokayMs.Lamour. Lanapressesaremoteonhercarandhecarcomestoher. TheybothgetintothecarandLanadrivesoff. CUTTO: INT.ARESTAURANT-AFTERNOON LanaandPennywalkintotherestaurantandgetseated. PENNYANGELSON ThanksfortakingmehereMs. Lamour. LANALAMOUR YourwelcomePenny. PENNYANGELSON SoanywayIdon'treallyknowwhat Iwillbeworkingonyet.ButI reallyhopethatyoucanhelpme. LANALAMOUR WellIhaveoneideathatyoucan do. PENNYANGELSON WhatisthatMs.Lamour? LANALAMOUR Howaboutyoucreatean electrocutegun. PENNYANGELSON Butdoesn'tsoundverydangerous todo? LANALAMOUR Ohnon-sense.I'mprettysureyou willdojustfinePenny.Alsoin ordertobegreat,youhaveto bendtherules.Iwillhelpyou getstartedonit. LANALAMOUR(CONT'D) Butrightafterweeat. CUTTO: 61.

INT.JOHN'SBEDROOM-AFTERNOON JohnandBrendaaresittingdown. JOHNBROWN Ohmygodit'saround3:15andI haven'therdanythingfromPenny. I'mstartedtogetreallyworried aboutheralot. BRENDABRADFORD I'msuresheisdoingjustfine. John'scellphoneinhishandstartsringing. Johnanswershiscellphone. JOHNBROWN Hello? THOMASQUIMBY Johnwehaveseroussituation rightnow!!!Therearesomethugs thatarearoundwestbank,and theyareloadingupmoneyaswe speak. JOHNBROWN I'monmywaychief. Johnhangsupthephoneandhegetsuprightaway. JOHNBROWN(CONT'D) Ihavetogorightnow!!!!!! BRENDABRADFORD Icanhelpyou. JOHNBROWN StayhereBrenda.youcanreachme throughmycomputer. BRENDABRADFORD Iwilldothatrightnow. Johnstartsputtingonhisgadgetclothingon. JohngoesthedoorasInspectorGadgetandhegetsintothe newweaponizedgadgetmoblie. Gadgetpressesonthepedalandhegoesaround130miles perhour. Gadgetturnsonthepolicesirens. 62.

CUTTO: EXT.DOWNTOWNCLEVELAND-AFTERNOON Gadgetisdrivingaroundthecityreallyfast.Heisalso trackingdownthethugs. Gadgetgetstothebridgeandseesthethugswiththe money. TheGadgetmobiledriftsreallyhardandthegadgetmobile goesintothewater. TheGadgetmobileturnsintoaboatandGadgetstarts chasingafterthethugs. Thethugsgetoutrocketlaunchersandtheystartfiringat Gadget. GadgetavoidstherocketsandGadgetstartsfiringmissles outofhishatandfiresatthethugboats. Gadgetendsupblowinguptheboatsinflames. INSPECTORGADGET Gogogadgetsprings!!!!! Gadgetejectsoffthecarandhelandsontheboats.The thugsruntoattackhim. Gadgetpunchesonethuginthefaceandkicksanotherone inthefaceverybrutally. Gadget'srightfirstfingerturnsintoabladeandhegives oneofthethugsacutontheface. Gadgetusesaflamethrowerandburnsanotherthugreally badly. MorethugsontheboatstartshootingatGadget.Gadget jumpstoavoidthebulletsandhislefthandturnsintoA33 riffleandhestartsshootingatthethugs. AnotherthuggetsoutaknifeandtriestocutGadget. Gadgetavoidstheattacksandpuncheshimintherightrib. Gadgetthrowsapunchatthethug.Gadgetkicksthethugin thestomachandgrabshimbytheneckandslamshimagainst thewall. ThethugtriestopunchGadgetintheface,ButGadget electrocutethethugreallybadlyandGadgetpuncheshimin therightjaw4times. 63.

Gadgetkicksthethugintheballsandhefallstothe groundinextremepain. INSPECTORGADGET(CONT'D) Nowit'stimeforyoutalk!!!! Whereisthemoneygoingto?!... Thethugdosen'tsayanythingandGadgetputshimin hand-cuffs. GadgetattacheshimtohimandGadgetflysofftheboatin ajetpackwiththethugtiedupinropes. CUTTO: GadgetlaysthethugdownandGadgetpuncheshiminthe face. INSPECTORGADGET(CONT'D) Thecopsshouldbearoundany mintutetocollectyoursorry ass!!!!!! ThepolicearriveandQuimbygetsoutofthecar. THOMASQUIMBY It'soneofClaw'sthugs.Goodjob Gadget.Wewilltakeitfromhere. INSPECTORGADGET Thankscheif. Thecopsarrestthelastthugandtheyputhiminsidethe policecar. Gadgetpressesabuttononhisphonetolocatethegadget mobile. ThegadgetmobilestartsheadingtowardInspectorGadget andGadgetgetsinthecar. Gadgetstartsdrivingoffreallyfast. CUTTO: Gadgetisdrivingreallyfastinthecityandhisscreenin hiscarturnson. BRENDABRADFORD Sowhathappen? INSPECTORGADGET Iwasabletostopthethugson theboat.ButI'mgoingtostart lookingforPennythough. 64.

BRENDABRADFORD Alrightokay.Thatsoundslikea reallygoodideaJohn. Gadgetkeepsongoingreallyfastinhiscar. CUTTO: INT.LANA'SHOUSE-DUSK LanaandPennystartworkingontheeletricgun. Pennystartsflashbackingtoherdad'sworkandshestarts puttingallthepartstogether. Lanaputsmorepartsonthegunandtheyendfinsihgthe gun. Pennystartsfiringthegunandheitstartsshooting eletrcityatatarget. LANALAMOUR It'sreallybeauitfulandvery powerfulPenny. Pennystartstypingmoreinformationonthegun. LanastartslookingatPennywithanevilsmileonher face.Lanastartswalkingoutofhergarage.Lanastarts dialingClawonhercellphone. CUTTO: Dr.Clawpickinguphisphone. DR.CLAW Yes!? CUTTO: Lanaisbackonthephoneinherkitchen. LANALAMOUR Theweaponthatthegirlismaking iscomingalongverywellDr.Claw andGadgetisnotgoingtoknow whatisabouttohappen. 65.

DR.CLAW That'sreallygreatLana.SoonWe willkidnapthegirlandkill InspectorGadgetonceeverything isdone,sendthegirlbackandwe willbreifonwhatisnextinthe plan. LANALAMOUR YessirDr.Claw. Lanahangsupthephone. LanawalksbacktoPenny. LANALAMOUR(CONT'D) Youhavealltheinformation writendown? PENNYANGELSON IdoMs.Lamour. LANALAMOUR Good.I'mreallysurethatyouare goingtodoreallywellPenny. Comeonletmetakeyouhome. CUTTO: LanastartsdrivingPennybacktoJohn'shouse. PENNYANGELSON Thanksforhelpingmeonmy projectMs.Lamour. LANALAMOUR YourwelcomePenny. LanaparksthecarbythehouseandPennygetsoutofthe carandshestartsheadinginsidethehouse. CUTTO: INT.JOHN'SHOUSE-NIGHT PennycomesintothehouseandJohnseesher. JOHNBROWN Wherehaveyoubeenyounglady.I waworriedsickaboutyou?!... 66.

PENNYANGELSON OhI'msosorryUncleJohnIcame homesolate,Iwasjustworking onmyscienceprojectandthat's whyIcamehomesolate. JOHNBROWN YoucouldofcalledmePenny. PENNYANGELSON IknowIwantedtodobutIjust reallyhadtogetitdone. JOHNBROWN AlrightokayIunderstandPenny. Whatdidyouendupmaking? PENNYANGELSON UncleJohn,Iendedupmakingan eletricgun. PennyhandsJohnthegunandJohnuseshisgadgetvisionto seethegun. JOHNBROWN Wheredidyougetthismaterial Penny?... PENNYANGELSON WellIwaswithmysubsuteteacher nameMs.Lamourandshehelpedme buildit. Johnkeepsonlookingatthegunandistakingpicturesof thegunthemoreishelookingatit. CUTTO: INT.GADGET'SGARAGE-NIGHT Johnstartslookingatthegunonthecomputerandhe noticeslittlewrittingonthegun. JOHNBROWN Whatinthehell?!... Johnkeepslookingatthephotos. JohngoestohisphoneandhestartsdialingBrendaonhis phone. 67.

JOHNBROWN(CONT'D) YesBrenda,Ineedtoyoumeetme tomorrowattheCPD.Ihavephotos toshowyou. CUTTO: INT.THECPDLUNCHROOM-MORNING GadgetheadstothelunchroomandmeetsupwithBrenda. BRENDABRADFORD Sowhatdoyougotforme? GadgethandsBrendathephotosofthegun. Brendastartslookingatthegun. BRENDABRADFORD(CONT'D) Thisisascolexgun.It'sa weaponthattheScolexindustries make.Whointheworldwouldgive achildthis? INSPECTORGADGET Ireallydon'tknow.Butwhoever thehelldidissomeonethatis workingforClaw.Butwehaveto findPennyreallysoonbefore somethingbadhappenstoher. BRENDABRADFORD IagreeJohn.Sowhatdowedo? INSPECTORGADGET WehavetokeepaneyeonPenny. AndIknowshehasherscinece fairtodayandIknowsomeonefrom Claw'sconnectionswillbethere. CUTTO: INT.THECLASSROOM-AFTERNOON Pennygetshergradebackonherprojectandsheendsup gettingan"A"ontheproject. LANALAMOUR GoodjobPenny.Ican'twaitto seeyourpresentationtonight. PENNYANGELSON Thankyou. 68.

LANALAMOUR Iknowyourgoingtodoverywell. CUTTO: INT.THESCHOOLGYM-DUSK Pennystartsgettingreadyforhersciencepresentation. Pennylooksatthegunandshealsostartsnoticethe Scolexlettersonthegun. PennygetsoutofthebathroomlookingatthegunandLana seesher. LANALAMOUR Areyoureadytopresent? PENNYANGELSON YeahI'mready. LANALAMOUR Good. LanaandPennystartwalkingtothegym. CUTTO: GadgetandBrendagettotheschoolandtheygetoutofthe carrightaway. BrendatakesoutaPP7gunandshestartsshootingatthe thugs. BRENDABRADFORD IgottheseguysJohn.Gosave Penny. INSPECTORGADGET ThanksBrenda. GadgetstartsrunningandGadgetsummersaultstoavoidgun bulletsbeingshotathim. INSPECTORGADGET(CONT'D) GogogadgetRC-P90!!! GadgetrighthandturnsintoanRC-P90gunandGadget startsshootingattheM.A.D.thugsshootingathim. Gadgethidesbehindawallandhekeepsshootingathimand Gadgetturnsbackandheshoots6ofthemintheheadand killsthem. 69.

Gadgetstartsrunningintothegym. AnotherthuggrabsGadgetfrombehindandshoveshim againstthewall. Gadgetbackpunchesthethugandstepsonhisfootreally hard. Gadgetturnsaroundandpunchesthethugintheface. Thethugtakesoutakitchenknifeandhetriestostab Gadgetwiththeknife.Gadgetdodgestheattacks.Gadget's lefthandturnsintoachainsawandGadgetstabsthethug reallybadandcutshisheadoff. INSPECTORGADGET(CONT'D) Trytorecoverfrom that...BITCH!!!! Gadgetopensthedoorreallyhardandhestartsrunning. CUTTO: Pennywaitingtopresentyourproject. THEPRINCIPAL Andnowwehaveourlast presentingandit'sPenny Angelson. ThecrowdstartsclappingandPennystartsgoingontothe stage. PENNYANGELSON HelloeveryonemynameisPenny AngelsonandtodayIwillbe presentingthiseletricgunthatI made.AndIwillshowyouwhatit does. Pennystartsfiringtheeletricgunatthetargetandit destroysthetagetreallywell. AsPennyispressingthetrigger,thetriggergivesa signaltoDr.Clawandtherestofhisthugs. CUTTO: Dr.Claw'slimostartsheadingtotheschoolat130miles perhour. Dr.Clawgetstoschoolandheparksattheschoolandgets outandhesneaksbehindthestageoutside. CUTTO: 70.

Pennyisstillonthestage. PENNYANGELSON(CONT'D) Ihavelearnedthateletrcityis veryimportanttouseandIalso learnedthatisverydangerousbut itworksforalotofwonderful things. Thecrowdstartsclappingandwissling. GadgetalsostartsclappingbuthealsonoticesDr.Claw comingontothestage. INSPECTORGADGET (yelling) Everyonewatchoutthisplaceis goingtoblow!!!!! ThecrowdturnstoInspectorGadgetandDr.Clawstarts usinghisclawandhestartseletrocutingalotofthe teachersonstageverybrutally. Dr.clawpunchestheprincepalinthefaceandkickshimin thestomach. DR.CLAW Soundslikeyouhavegottenavery goodgradePenny...Butitturns youaretoolate. Lanatakesoffhereyeglassesandrevelswhoshetrulyis andsherevelsherevilredM.A.D.uniform. LANALAMOUR Youmayhavegottenan"A"Penny butthegunyoubuiltwillbeused morethenjustasillyscience project. Dr.ClawuseshisClawnonhisrighthandandhestabsthe princepalintheneckandbloodstartscomingouthisneck. Pennystartsgettingreallysadandshestartsflash backingtowhenherparentsdied. PennystartsrunningawaybutLanagrabsPennybywrist reallyhard. LANALAMOUR(CONT'D) YouseePenny.Iwantedyouto buildthatgunnotjustfora stupidscienceprojectbutforDr. ClawandI'sevilplan. (MORE) 71.

LANALAMOUR(CONT'D) Andyoulittlegirlaregoingto helpusbuildit!!!! InspectorGadgetshowsupbyburning4thugsonthestage andkillingthem. INSPECTORGADGET LethergoDr.Claw!!!!!!!Iam notgoingtoletyoukillmybest friend'sdaughter!!!!!! DR.CLAW Wellitseemslikeyouaretoo lateInspectorGadgetbecauseit seemslikeIhavealreadywon. INSPECTORGADGET YEAHLIKEFUCKYOUHAVE!!!!! GadgetallofasuddenpunchesDr.Clawintheface. Dr.Clawpullsoutaswordandhethrows13attacksat Gadget.GadgetavoidstheattacksandGadget'slefthad turnsintoabladewheelandgadgetcutstheswordand punchesDr.Clawinthefaceagain.Dr.Clawgetsuphe grabsGadgetbytheneck.andslamshisheadagainstthe wall. GadgetfirstfingerturnsintoalasergunandGadget startsburningDr.Claw'slefthand. Clawscreamsinextremepain.GadgetkicksDr.Clawinthe stomach. Dr.Clawthrows40punchesGadgetandGadgetgetshitby oneofthepunchesreallyhard. DR.CLAW It'sgoingtotakemorethen weaponaryandgadgetstokillme InspectorGadget!!!!!!!! Dr.ClawtriestokickGadgetinthefacebutGadget extendshisarmandhegrabsDr.Claw'slegsandslamsDr. Clawtotheground.GadgetstartsspinningClawaround40 timesandGadgetthrowsoffthestageandagainstthewall. GadgetstartsrunningtoaverybeatenupDr.Claw Dr.ClawusesaneletricgunandheeletrocutesInspector GadgetandpunchesInspectorGadgetintheface.Dr.Claw picksupmetalchairawhacksGadgetintheface. Gadgetyellsinextremepain. 72.

DR.CLAW(CONT'D) IknewonedayIwasgoingtoget theupperhandGadget.Andfinally getmyrevengeonyou.Iwas reallyunhappywhenIlostthat scinecepresentation10yearsago. AnditseemsfittingthatIwould killthepersonthatbeatmeand killhisdaughteraswell. INSPECTORGADGET (weakvoice) YouramonsterClawandyouwill neverwin!!!!!! DR.CLAW OhIthinkIwillwinInspector GadgetandtheClevelandpolice departmentandCheifQuimbywon't beabletostopme!!!!!!!! GadgetgetsreallyangryandhetriestopunchGadgetbut Dr.ClawkicksGadgetinthefaceandgivesGadgetahuge blackeyeandpuncheshimintherightjaw. Gadgetgetsknockedoutandbeatenup. DR.CLAW(CONT'D) SolongInspectorGadget!!!!! LanawalksovertoClawwhilegrabbingPenny. LANALAMOUR Igotthegirl. DR.CLAW GoodjobLana.YouseePennythis iswhathappenstopeopleendup beingcommittedtothelawandto thepolice.Comeonletsgetthe fuckofthisfuckingdump!!!!! LanaandDr.ClawstartwalkingandwhilegrabbingPenny. PENNYANGELSON (crying) No,pleasedon'tkillmeUncle John!!!!!UncleJohnhelpme!!!!! somebodyhelpme!!!!! Brendarunstothegymandgymiscompleteydestroyedwith alotofdeadpeoplethatDr.Clawkilled. BrendarunstoGadgetandseesGadgetknockedout. 73.

Brendadials911andtheambuliancecomesputsGadgetin theambuliancecar. FADETO: INT.THEEMEGRENCYROOM-NIGHT Gadgetislayingdownonthebedverybeatenupandbroken down. GadgetwakesupandseesBrenda. INSPECTORGADGET Brendawhathappened?Where's Penny?... BRENDABRADFORD TheygotherandJohnandDr.Claw tookhertohisheadquarters. INSPECTORGADGET Ohno!!!!!Ihavetosaveher. BRENDABRADFORD WewillJohn.Butwehaverepair youandmakeyoualotmore stronger. INSPECTORGADGET Howstrong? BRENDABRADFORD Reallystrong. CUTTO: AlotofnursesanddoctorsstartreparingGadgetand heelinghiscutsandwonds. CUTTO: Thedoctorsandnursesstartmakinghissuitandhishata lotbetter. CUTTO: Gadgetstartsputtinghissuitandhithatbackagain. CUTTO: GadgetandBrendagetoutofthehospitalandtheygetinto theGadgetmoblie. 74.

Gadgetstartsthegadgetmoblieandtheydriveoutofthere reallyfast. CUTTO: INT.CLAW'SHEADQUARTERS-NIGHT Dr.ClawwalkstoPennyandPennyisinajailcell. DR.CLAW Ohdon'tbesadPenny.Ithink Lanaisextremelyright.Maybe whenyougrowupyouwillrelize thatyouruncleandthepeople runningthiscityareallabunch ofmorons. PENNYANGELSON Youarenothinglikemyuncleor likemyfather!!!!!!... DR.CLAW Wellyourastupidlittlegirlto reallyunderstandtherealworld. I'mgoingtogeteverythingback thatwastakenawayfromme. PENNYANGELSON Whatdoyouplanondoingwithme then? DR.CLAW It'sverysimpleyoucaneither choosetoworkformebecauseof thatsmartbrainyouhaveor... Dr.ClawholdsoutajewelandadollandDr.Clawusesa jewellandmeltsitandsmashesononbarbiedoll. DR.CLAW(CONT'D) Iturnyouintoahench-girl.It's yourchoicePennyanddon'tthink foralongtimebecausethenI willmakeitforyou!!!!! Dr.Clawwalksoutofthecell. CUTTO: Dr.Clawwalksuptoascinetist. DR.CLAW(CONT'D) Startthejewelerymeltingandput thegirlonthetable. 75.

SCIENTIST1 Yessir. Thescientiststartspressingbuttonsandgettingreadyfor themachine. Themachinestartsup.LanagrabsPennyandstrapstothe medaltable. PENNYANGELSON (crying) Letmego.Pleaseletmego!!!!! LANALAMOUR Shutup!!!!!!!Ithinkit'stime foryoubepartoftheM.A.D. familyPenny. CUTTO: EXT.DOWNTOWNCLEVELAND-NIGHT GadgetandBrendaparkthecarandtheybothgetoutofthe car. BRENDABRADFORD Iwillfindaplacewhereyoucan getintothebuildingGadget. INSPECTORGADGET SoundsreallygreatBrenda. Gadgetrunsintothebuilding. INSPECTORGADGET(CONT'D) Gogogadgetgrabplinghook. Gadgetfiresagradblinghookoutofhisrighthandand Gadgetstartszoomingupupintheair. Gadgetstartsswimmingandhebrakesthroughaglass window. AlotoftheM.A.D.thugsstartshootingatgadget. M.A.D.THUG3 It'sGadgetkillhim!!!!! Gadgetsuddenlystartsfiringmachinegunsouthishands andhestartsshooting2,000bulletsatthemandkills around60henchmen. Gadgetstartsrunningtotheelevator.Gadgetholdshis handattheelevator. 76.

Theelevatorstartsgoingup. CUTTO: INT.THE2NDFLOOR-NIGHT Brendastartslookingthroughhercomputerandshesees Gadgetintheelevator. Brendastartshackinganddiablingthealarmsystems. BRENDABRADFORD AlrightJohnIwasabletohack intothealarms. INSPECTORGADGET ThanksBrenda. BRENDABRADFORD Iwillalsocallthepoliceand CheifQuimby. INSPECTORGADGET Thatwouldbegreat.Andit'stime thatwebringDr.Clawto justice!!!!!! CUTTO: Gadgetgetstothe55thfloorinthebuildingandhegets outoftheelevatorholdinghisrighthandlikeit'sagun. LanashowsupandshestartsfiringalasergunatGadget. GadgetdodgestheattackandGadgetstartsfiringmore tommygunbullets. LANALAMOUR It'stimeforyoutoDie Inspector!!!!! INSPECTORGADGET Yeahlikethatisgoingto happen!!!AndIshouldofknow thatyouwereworkingforDr. Claw!!!!!!! LANALAMOUR Wellit'stimethatIdestroyyou onceandforall!!!!!! LanastartsfiringanA33riffleatGadget. 77.

Gadgetturnshislefthandintoasheildtoprotect himself. Gadgetstartspullinggrenadesoutofhisrightarmand throwingthematLana.Gadgetstartsblowinguptheroom andthereisalotofexplosions. Lanafindsasliverstaffandshestartsthrowingalotof attacksatGadget.Gadgetavoidstheattacksandusesa fingergadgetandhestartsusingascrewdriverasa weapon. Lanastartsthrowing5differentkicksatGadget.Gadget doesbackflipsandGadgetkicksLanaintheface. GadgetstartseletrocutingLanareallybadandLanastarts screamingreallybad.Gadgetkicksherintheface. LanathrowsmorepunchesatGadget.Gadgetgrabsherhands reallyhardandheadbuttsherreallyhard. LanagetsupshetriestopunchGadgetintheface.Gadget dodgesthepunchesandGadgetusesafingergadgetand shootsalaseratLana. Gadgetcausesareallyhugeexpolision.Andthereisalot offlameseverywhere. Gadgetjumpsandhegrabsontotheropesreallyhard. Lanagrabsontoanotherrobeandshegetsoutaknifeand shetriestostabGadgetinthehead.Gadgetdodgesthe knifeandGrabsgetsLana'swristreallyhardandbreaks herwrist.Gadgetbitchslapsher. LANALAMOUR(CONT'D) Haven'tyoufuckingfiguredout thatI'maverytalentedfighter InspectorGadget!!!!? INSPECTORGADGET YeahIhaveandIhavethisnew attackjustforyou!!!!... Gadgetallofasuddenspraysgasolineather. INSPECTORGADGET(CONT'D) (angryvoice) YOUFORGOTTHEFIRSTRULEABOUT FIREISTHATBIREWILLALWAYSBURN YOU!!!!!!! GadgetsprayshisflamethroweratLanaandburnsher reallybad!!!!!!! 78.

LANALAMOUR (yelling) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lanadropstherobeandshestartsfallingdownthe buildingintothegasolinepartofthebuilding. Gadgetstartsclimbingupthebuilding. Gadgetgettotheanotherfloor. AsGadgetgetstonextfloor,arandomM.A.D.thugpunches Gadgetinthefaceandpointgunsathim. M.A.D.THUG Don'tmove!!!!!Takehim away!!!!... ThethugsgrabGadgetbythearmandstarttakinghimto Dr.Claw'slair. CUTTO: MoreM.A.D.thugsseeBrendaandtheypointtheirgunsat her. BRENDABRADFORD (yelling) Screwallofyou!!!! Brendastartsshootingatthembutanotherthugtripsher andgrabsher. M.A.D.THUG2 Wegottheothergirlandweare takingthemuprightnow!!!!... CUTTO: Dr.Clawlookingthroughthesecuritycameraandseeing GadgetandBrendacaptured. DR.CLAW Good.Bringthemtome!!!!... CUTTO: INT.INSIDETHEELEVATOR-NIGHT ThethugsstartbriningGadgetandBrendaintoClaw'smain lair. Dr.Clawseesthemandheturnsback. 79.

DR.CLAW Gadgetwhataverypleasent suprisethatyouwantedtobreak intomyexpensivebuilding. INSPECTORGADGET Whereisshe?!.... DR.CLAW Ofcourseyourniece. AllofasuddenthethugsgrabPennyandPennyisreally scarred. Dr.ClawallofasuddengrabsPennybyherarmandDr. ClawgetsoutaPP7gunandpointsthegunatherhead. DR.CLAW(CONT'D) Inacoupleofminutes,Iwillbe usingthejewlerytofreezeallof theColumbuslaw-makersandyour nieceisgoingtobethefirst victum....Putheronthemetal tableandstartupthemachine!!!! PENNYANGELSON (crying) Nonopleasedon'tdothis.Uncle JohnI'msosorryIdidn'tmeanto upsetyou.... GadgetallofasuddenshootsamissleatDr.Clawoutof hisarmandheendsupblowingupthecomputer. GadgetgetsgrabbedbyathugandGadgetkickshiminthe face. BothofGadget'shandsturninRifflegunsandGadget startsshootingalotofthugsshootingathim. Brendastartsfightingthethugsandpunchingtheminthe face.Brendakicks5oftheminthestomach. Brendarunstothecomputertotrytodisablethemachine. ThejewlerystartsmeltingontoPennyandPennycountine togetreallyscarredandtearsstartcomingdownhereyes. BrendadisablesthemachineandGadgetcountinestoshoot around900bulletsfromhisrifflegunscomingoutofhis arms. Gadgetreloadshisgunandhekeepsonshooting.Another thugkicksGadgetintheface.thethuggetsoutanaxand triestocutGadgetinthehead. 80.

Gadgetrecoverfromtheattack.Gadgetdodgestheother attacksandGadgetpunchestheotherthugintheface. AnotherthugtriestoattackGadgetbutGadgetducksand kicksthethuginthefaceforceshimagainstthewall. CUTTO: Dr.ClawgrabsPennybythearmandtheystartrunningto anotherroom. PENNYANGELSON(CONT'D) (crying) UncleJohnhelpme... INSPECTORGADGET I'mcomingPenny!!! GadgetstartsrunningtothedoorandGadgetgetstothe doorandGadgetbreaksdownthedoor. MorethugsstartshootingatGadget.Gadgetholdsoneof hisfingersatmorethugskillsthembyshootingalaserat themfromhisfingers. CUTTO: INT.DR.CLAW'SMAINLAIR-NIGHT Dr.ClawgrabsPennyandplacesherinsideametal elevator. Pennygetsmorescarred. GadgetfinallyarrivesandDr.Clawturnsback. INSPECTORGADGET It'salloverClaw!!!!!Lether go!!!!!!! DR.CLAW Whatthehellareyougoingtodo Fedoraman!!!!!!?! INSPECTORGADGET WhatI'mgoingtodo!!!!?...I'm goingtackleyouandbeatthe livingfuckoutofyouthatis foresure....NowletPennygo!!!!! DR.CLAW YouknowIwouldreallylovetodo thatGadget. (MORE) 81.

DR.CLAW(CONT'D) ButIthinkkillingherjustlike howIkilledMichaelandSummeris goingtobewaytoseeyousuffer. DR.CLAW(CONT'D) That'srightGadgetitwasmethat Michaelbeatout.AndIhavebeen waitingalltheseyearstogetmy fullrevengeandnowthewhole worldwillseehowmuchofagreat master-mindthatIam!!!!! Dr.ClawpressesabuttonandPennyistrappedinacage. INSPECTORGADGET WellIthinkyouareafucking pathicandworthlessmoronScolex andyouareadickless asshole!!!!!!! DR.CLAW YesyouarerightJohn.Ishould ofkilledwhenyouwerejusta collegestudentandnowmyClawis goingtokickyourass!!!!!!!! Dr.ClawgrabsametalstaffandDr.Clawstartsrunningto GadgetandDr.Clawstartsthrowingalotofstaffattacks atGadgets.Gadgetavoidsthehitsandhegrabsthestaff reallyhardandGadgetkicksDr.Clawinthestomach. GadgetpunchesDr.ClawinthefaceandGadgetgrabsDr. Clawbytheneckandslamshisheadagainstthewall.Dr. ClawwhacksGadgetinthefacereallybrutally.Gadgetgets frocedtothegroundandGadget'shandturnsintoachain shawandGadgettriestocutDr.Claw. Dr.ClawavoidstheattacksandDr.Clawstartssprayinga lotofredrubyblastatGadget. Gadgetdoesanupper-cutpunchonDr.ClawandDr.Claw getsforcedtotheairandlandsontheground. Dr.Clawgetsupandgetsoutagoldenswordandhetries tocutGadgetwiththesword.Dr.ClawgivesGadgetacut onhisarm. Dr.ClawanothergivesGadgetahugecutononhand. DR.CLAW(CONT'D) I'mgoingtokillyoujustlike howIkilledMichaeland Summer!!!!!! 82.

Gadgetgrabsontotheswordreallyhard.Dr.Clawkicks Gadgetintheface. GadgetgetsattackedbuthedoesacartwheelandGadget startsfiringalotoflasersatDr.Claw. Dr.Clawuseshissliverhandstoprotecthimself.Gadget throwsabombatDr.Clawandcausesalotofexplosions aroundhim. InspectorGadgettacklesDr.ClawandGadgetpuncheshimin theface19timesandGadgetgivesDr.Clawablackeye. Dr.ClawpunchesGadgetinthefaceandknockshisfedora offofhishead. Dr.Clawthrows30kicksatGadget.Gadgetdodgesthe kicks.GadgetpunchesDr.Clawintheface.Dr.Clawthrows alotofpunchesatGadgetmoreandmore. DR.CLAW(CONT'D) (yelling) Iknowyourfuckingeverymove Gadget!!!!!!! GadgetseesPennyinthecageandsheisreallyscarred. Dr.Clawgoestodeliverthefinalpunch.ButGadgetgrabs Dr.Claw'shandsreallyhardandheadbuttshimvery brutally.GadgetandGadgetkicksDr.Clawinthestomach reallyhard.GadgetgrabsClawbythearmsandkicksDr. Clawintheballs. Dr.ClawfallstothegroundinextremepainandGadget punchesDr.Clawinthefaceandpuncheshimagainthe rightjawandbloodstartscomingoutofClaw'smouth. Gadgetgrabsaminebomboutofhishandsandthrowsthe bombatthecomputerandthebombblowsupinflamesto disablethemachine. Dr.ClawgetsupfromthepainandseeswhatGadgethas done. DR.CLAW(CONT'D) (yellinginanger) WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO....YOUFUCKINGPOLICE LOVINGCOCKSUCKER...YOUFUCKING DESTROYEDMYMACHINE!!!!!!!YOU WILLPAYFORRUNING 5,000,000$!!!!!!!!! 83.

INSPECTORGADGET Ohyouwillgetoveritandyou willlearntoloose.Andyouwill haveplentyofthingstodoonce yourinjailYourobticcaptian hookShit-head!!!!!!!!! DR.CLAW (angryvoice) Ihadaplantogetmillionsof dollarsandnowbecauseofyouI don'thavemillionsofdollarsin myhand!!!!!!AndI'mnowI'm takingsomethingawayfromyou thatyoureallylove!!!!!! Dr.ClawgetsPennyoutofthecageandpointsatgunat herhead. Pennystartscryingasshestartstogetreallyscarred. DR.CLAW(CONT'D) It'stimeforyournieceto die!!!!! INSPECTORGADGET NOClawit'stimeforyoutoface thepresureofhavingametal hands!!!!!!! INSPECTORGADGET(CONT'D) GogoGadgetmagnuts!!!! Gadget'shandturnintometalasClaw'ssliverhandstoget comingtowardsGadget. GadgettacklesDr.Clawagainandpuncheshimintheface 23timesandGadgetkicksDr.Clawinthestomachandkicks himagainintheface.GadgetgrabsDr.Clawbytheneck andGadgetgrabsClaw'sweakhandsandhebrakesboth Claw'shands. Dr.Clawstartsgruntinginhugepain.GadgetslamsDr. Claw'sheadagainstthewallandGadgetpunchesDr.Clawin thefaceandGadgetgrabsasharpdiamondandstabsDr. Clawintheforhead. DR.CLAW (yellinginpain) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! 84.

INSPECTORGADGET Howdoesthatfuckingfeel!!!!!!I don'tthinkjailisnottheright placeforyou!!!!!! Dr.Clawstartsgruntingmoreandmoreasbloodiscoming outofhisfore-head. GadgetgrabsakithcenknifeonthegroundandGadgetstabs Dr.Clawintheneckandmorebloodstartscominginthe neck. INSPECTORGADGET(CONT'D) (angryvoice) Trydealingwithalotofsharp thingsinyourbody!!!!!!...YOU GRAYHAIREDBITCH!!!!!!!! Dr.Clawfallstothegroundashediesasmorebloodison theground. PennyrunstoGadgetandhugshim. INSPECTORGADGET(CONT'D) Pennythankgodyouarealright. PENNYANGELSON UncleJohnI'msosorryfor everything. INSPECTORGADGET It'sokaywearegoingtogetour ofherePenny. Thebuildingbeginstoexplodemoreandmore. CUTTO: GadgetandPennycatchinguptoBrenda. INSPECTORGADGET(CONT'D) Alrightlisten.Ineedyouguysto handontomeandwearegoingto jumpoffthebuilding. PENNYANGELSON (crying) Idon'tknowifIcandoit. INSPECTORGADGET YesyoucanPenny.Pennyyouarea stronggirlanddon'tworryIgot bothofyou. Thebuildingexplodesintoflamesmoreandmore. 85.

INSPECTORGADGET(CONT'D) Hangon!!!!! Gadget,BrendaandPennyjumpoutthebuilding. INSPECTORGADGET(CONT'D) Gogogadgetpara-shot!!!! Apara-shotcomesoutofGadget'sbackandGadgetandPenny landontheground. TheScolexbuildingstartsexplodinginflames. ThepolicecomeandQuimbygetsoutofthecar. COP1 Ohmygod!!!!!!! Gadget,Brenda,andPennycatchuptoQuimby. THOMASQUIMBY Gadgetthankgod.Where'sDr. Claw. INSPECTORGADGET Dr.Clawisdeadsir.Iwasable tokillhimandScolexisnomore. THOMASQUIMBY GreatjobGadget.Youhavedcity fromunderacrazyattack. INSPECTORGADGET ItwasreallynothingsirIwent afterhimtosavemynieceandI'm gladIwasabletosavethecity. CUTTO: INT.JOHN'SHOME-MORNING THENEWS-REPORTER Yesterday,Dr.ScottScolexwas killedbyInspectorGadgetandthe policehavearrestedmostofDr. Claw'sthugs. Johnstartsmakingbreakfast. Pennycomesdownstairs. JOHNBROWN MorningPenny. 86.

PENNYANGELSON MorningUncleJohn. Pennygrabshereggsandbeaconandshestartseating. PENNYANGELSON(CONT'D) UncleJohn,Ijustreallywanted tothankyouforsavingmylife. BecauseIreallythoughtthatI wasgoingtodie. JOHNBROWN Penny...It'sokay.Sometimesthere isalwaysgoingtobedangerin theworld.AndI'malwaysgoingto behereprotectyou.Andalso Brendawillbeherealotaswell. JOHNBROWN(CONT'D) Nowletsgetyoureadyforschool. CUTTO: INT.SCHOOLHALLWAY-MORNING Pennylooksthroughherbackpackandshefindsaletter fromherdad. MICHAELANGELSON(V.O.) DearPenny,Iputthisletterin yourbackpackandIknowthatmom andIalwayswantwhatisbestfor you.AndI'mreallysorryIwasn't thedadthatIwassupposetobe foryou.YourmotherandIalways tryourbesttomakesurethatyou arealwayscarredforandIwant tosayinthisletter,evenifI mightnotbehereoneday.Ilove yousomuchpumpkin.Andyour uncleJohnisareallyspecailguy andIknowwhenthedaycomes,I knowhewilltakeverygoodcare ofyou.AnywayIhopeyourdoing wellsweet-heartandIhopeone daythatwecanspendmoretime together.Sincerely,yourloving dad. CUTTO: 87.

EXT.PARKINCLEVELAND-DUSK PennyisplayingontheplaygroundandJohniswatching her. JOHNBROWN Wellitsoundslikeyouarereally goodandclimbingupobjects. PENNYANGELSON ThanksUncleJohn.Ireaddad's lettertodayatschool. JOHNBROWN WellYeahdadwasalwaysagood writer.Iknowthathemightnot beherewithus.Buthewouldbe reallyproudofbothus. PennyhugsJohnandJohnputshisarmsaroundher. JOHNBROWN(CONT'D) ComeonIwilltakeyouforice cream. JohnandPennygointoJohn'scarandtheystartdriving outofthepark. CUTTO: INT.ICECREAMPLACE-NIGHT JohnandPennygettheiricecreamandtheysitdown. Johnnoticesaverystrangelookingpersoncomeinandhe hasaguninhishand. JOHNBROWN Pennyhideunderthetable. PennyhidesunderthetableandJohngoesintotheMen's bathroomandchangesintohiscostume. BANKROBBER2 Givemeallyourmoney!!!!!... Gadgetallofasuddentapsontherobber'sshoulder. TheRobberturnsback. Gadgetallofasuddenpunchesthebankrobberintheface andslamshimtothegroundandandpuncheshimagainfrom behind. 88.

Gadgethand-cuffstherobber. INSPECTORGADGET Youareunder-arrestfortryingto bankrobabuisness!!!!! BANKROBBER2 WhodoyouthinkyouareFedora man!!!!! INSPECTORGADGET ...... I'mInspector Gadget!!!!...AndI'malwayson duty.... FADETOBLACK: THEENDCREDITSROLL