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Students to stage anti-war protest By Rob Seetoo Staff Reporter The Citizens Against War (CAW) organization plans to conduct a march Friday to protest U.S . military action in the Middle East, a group member said . "We oppose offensive action in the Middle East and the forces that put them there," CAW member Tom Rooney (AS 93) said.

See Editorial Page 6 "We suppon peaceful solutions, economic sanctions leslie D. and negotiation," he said. FREE FAlLIN' Kim Ayres (AS 93), a member of the diving team, tries out a forward half-twist in the Carpenter Sports Building swimming pool. The group has been circulating a petition door-to-door that requests President Bush consult Congress before taking offensive action. So far, Rooney said about 500 people have signed the petition. Vandals strike university parking lots Rooney said he expects more than 100 people to participate in the march, and because it is scheduled A recent increase of automobile vandalism in the North Blue Lot were of catching the vandal when the suspect leaving their cars unattended at the between classes, many students will probably notice it vandalism and item theft in two filed during the weekend of Nov. 16, is attempting to steal somethi ng Delaware Field House for an extended The march , which begins at noon, will depart from the university parking lots has prompted Flatley said. "because they have to first get into the period of time. steps of Memorial Hall travel down South College Public Safety officials to pay increased From July 1 to Oct. 30, there were 37 car and spend a longer time in it to get Adrian Wade (AS 92), whose car was Avenue to East Park Place and, end at the Perkins attention to the problem areas. incidents involving vandalism or theft what they want," he said. parked in the Nonh Blue Lot when the Student Center, where speeches are scheduled, Cone University Police Capt. Jim Flatley in vehicles, a 37 percent increase from The parking lot thefts are a problem driver's side window was smashed, said said. said the Nonh Blue Lot, near Christiana last year at the same time, Flatley said. Public Safety is working on, Flatley Public Safety officials responded well Speakers will include Ed Mulready, a university Towers, and the Ice Arena parking lot Catching the vandals is difficult, said, but he said th e department does to his problem. alumnus and a member of the Central American Peace are the main areas of concern. Flatley said, because breaking a not have th e manpower to be Movement, and CAW members. Eight repons of smashed windows in window does not take very long. everywhere. -joe Pinto the Ice Arena lot and seven reports of Patrol officers have a better chance Flatley advises students to avoid see STUDENTS page 5 State's rate of Mortality Rate from Chronic Disease New committee exam1nes• 1ssue• chronic iII ness Mortality rate per of environment 100,000 one of highest By Nick Liparini people Staff Reporrer By Maura Doran diabetes to determine each state's (1986) A universi ty committee Staff Reporter ranking. appointed to address Only six states have more people Michigan ranked first in deaths States with the highest mortal ity rates environmental concerns on campus dying from chronic diseases than per capita with only West Virginia, established task forces to Source: Robert A. Hahn, JAMA, November 28, 1990. Delaware, according to a national New York, Ohio, Kentucky and investigate ecological issues at its research study released last week. South Carolina above Delaware. Graphic by Sonja Kerby first meeting Friday, the committee Research from the National Hawaii had the lowest mortality rate chairman said. Center for Health Statistics reports resulting from chronic diseases. states," Aljadir said. deaths in 1986, according to the Stuart J. Sharkey, vice president Delaware has the highest number of Leta Aljadir, an associate Researchers said they conducted Nov. 28 issue of the Journal of the for Student Affairs and chairman deaths caused by cirrhosis of the professor of nutrition and dietetics, this study in hopes of redu ci ng American Medical Association. of the Environmental Concerns liver and ranks seventh in deaths said Delaware's high ranking may deaths from these diseases and to Many deaths from these diseases Committee, said the 18-member caused by diabetes. be influenced by the state's size. increase life expectancies are preventable. organization was divided into four Statistics on cancer, lung disease '"The small number of individuals nationwide. Delaware hovered very close to ecological task forces to maximize [in Delaware] leads to good data Deaths from these diseases and heart disease were combined its efficiency. Stuart J. Sharkey with those of liver di sease and collection in contrast to the larger accounted for 52 percent of U.S . see HEALTH REPORT page 4 The task forces will address areas of source reduction, involvement in environmental education, marketing and re­ concerns and improve the cycling. ecological programs already on Sharkey said the purpose of the campus. First Lady Rose1/e se~t/es in at university source reduction task force is to "We all know about aluminum find ways for the university to cut cans," Sharkey said, "but we need By Jill laurinaitis Services, coordinates special events at the down on the use of its supplies, to come up with new ideas." Copy Editor President's House on Kent Way, from dinner especially paper products. Todd Kent (AS 91), a committee As students walk: past the .President's House at parties to pre-football game brunches. The education task force has member repre senting the 47 Kent Way, they may recall a quick tour of the '"The home is a wonderful ¥/ay to advance·the been established to help educate Interfraternity Council, said the colonial home with their parents ·at freshman university," she said. 'avid Two yean later, the '-"'~pie met apin wherl be seek to expand its environmental Congdon said one of the P. Roselle. "She is the No. 1 volunteer for the mumcd to Duke ~ conduct ~h and Mrs. Pamela DeStefano programs. committee's first tasks will be to university." Louise Roselle, shown with a pel, Lassie, Sharkey said the committee's Mrs. Roselle, with the help of Dining tries to get lmol\'ed In campus activities. COMMITTEE pase S goal is to broaden university see ,.., 2 • THE REVIEW • December 4, 1990 Security Council sets date for Iraqi withdrawal Author to discuss feminist views on Gulf By Keith McKay military action, said Joe Stork, Staff Reporter editor of the Middle East Report. Prospects for war in the Middle F~,:~~~~:,:~:t ' "China really does disagree with A prominent political scientist East increased Thursday when the the policy," Stork said. "Frankly, I and feminist writer will speak U.N. Security Council passed a ~vi-EW c:~::: ; believe the Soviet Union does as about the feminist perspective on resolution authorizing the use of well." the Middle East conflict force against Iraq if Iraqi troops do Stork said the only council Wednesday in Kirkbride Hall, a not leave Kuwait by Jan. 15, Europe," said Dr. Kenneth G. member fully behind the Bush women's studies program political experts said. Lieberthal, director of the Center administration is the United coordinator said. "I don't think that this means for Chinese Studies at the Kingdom. Cynthia Enloe, chairwoman of war is inevitable," said Dr. Joseph University of Michigan. "A veto "We have jumped too fast, too (Above) Abdul Amir A. ai-Anbari, Iraq's delegate to the United the deparunent of government at Pika, associate professor of would have been too costly." far," said university history Nations, said his nation would only use force if aHacked. (Below Clark University in political science and international The strategy of the vote, Pika professor Dr. Gary May. "It is easy left) A protestor marched against U.S. policies in the Mideast. , will discuss her relations. "But I think it does said, is to show international to start wars, but very difficult to book "Bananas, Beaches and increase the probabilities." support so Saddam will back away stop them. They take on a life of is a military solution?" Saddam are mostly "bureaucrats Bases," which addresses the The 15-member council voted from his occupation of Kuwait. their own and then begin to take Marine Capt. Mark A. Mahler who haven't served in uniform." feminist view of international 12-2, with Cuba and Yemen voting "I think it is unlikely that it will life." said military people tend to agree Despite President Bush's claim relations, said Jessica Schiffman, no. China, one of the five work that way," he said. "[Bush] May said that forcing Iraq into a with the former Chairmen of th e that the draft would not be coordinator of women's studies. permanent members of the Security should lean towards using the other situation where its only choice is a Joint Chiefs of Staff, who recently necessary if the United States goes Enloe said she hopes to Council with veto power, options, the ones that are in place humiliating unconditional urged the the Bush administration to war, May said he thinks there is demonstrate how her book could abstained. already." surrender or fighting a war is to give the economic sanctions a good chance that the draft will be be used to make sense of the Gulf "[China] is using the Middle Despite the vote, the Bush dangerous. "We gave Hussein no against Iraq more time to work. instituted should war occur. crisis. East crisis as a vehicle for administration does not have the way out," he said . "Have we He said people who support the "I think casualties will be high Several university professors improving their relations with the full support of the international progressed this far in history when conservative role of not wanting to and the draft will come back," he of history, women's studies and United States and Western community for an offensive the only thing we can come up with leave the Gulf without removing said. political science currently use Enloe's book as a text for their classes, Schiffman said. Marchers protest as U.N. resolution passes ''This is an important time to address these issues because we By Johanna Murphy after Jan. 15 , about 30 demonstrators gathered ID and Nicaragua. are facing a potentially great and leanne Riordan protest U.S. military action. In addition, Johnson said the group opposed ~ military conflict," Schiffman Associate News Editors Representing various groups, the protestors the United Nations and its resolution . said. UNITED NATIONS - Inside the Security chanted and carried banners with slogans such as, "Thi s building doesn't represent people," There is a great difference, she Council Thursday, discussions centered on the "Stop the U.S. war machine no matter what it Johnson said, pointing toward the U.N. complex.·, said, in how someone such as possibility of war. takes." "It represents governments." ' Henry Kissinger, former secretary "If Iraq does not reverse its course peacefully, Protesters from the Revolutionary Communist Sean Mitchell, a resident of New York, said of state in the Nixon then other necessary measures, including the use Youth Brigade joined the demonstration to although he did not represent an organization, he · administration, sees the crisis and of force, should be authorized," said Secretary of oppose U.S. aggression and intervention, said attended the demonstration because he opposes how feminists view the present State James A. Baker III. member Joey Johnson. war. situation in the Persian Gulf. Across the street, people also discussed the "They say Hussein is the biggest aggressor "I certainly don't want to kill," Mitchell said, Enloe said she is particularly potential of a military conflict with Iraq: since Hitler, but that title belongs to the U.S.," ''and I don't want to die." interested in hearing students' "F--- the U.S. with all its mighL Revolutionary said Johnson, who was the defendant in this thoughts about the Gulf crisis. war is the one we 'II fight." summer's Supreme Court flag burning case. The lecture, which is open to While U.N. delegates approved a resolution Johnson said the United States has been a This article and photographs were made possible the public from 3:30 to 5:30p.m. that will allow the use of force in the Middle East proven aggressor in its actions toward Panama by a grant from the Reader's Digest Foundation. in 100 Kirkbride Hall, is sponsored by the Women's Studies program, the political science department, the Office of Student groups join DUSC promotes safe driving Women's Affairs and the Office of Associate Provost for to cotnbat bigotry, By Karyn McCormack card is honored by Cafe Sbarro, distributed to fraternity and sorority Instruction. Staff Reporter Klondike Kate's, The Crab Trap, members and all residents of On weekends, some students Bennigan 's, the Deer Park Tavern, Theater troupe to air Christiana Towers this week. catnpus harassment seem more concerned about where Down Under, East End Cafe, The Students can also obtain cards at • political commentary they can find parties rather than Stone Balloon and Player's Saloon the Perkins Student Center By laura Raab aside our personal views for a how they will get safe and sober and Restaurant in College Square information desk, the DUSC office Staff Reporter common goal." rides home later. Shopping Center. and the Student Activities Office, The Emma Goldman Gypsy The Student Alliance for Although the LGBSU had the In an effort to promote DUSC president Mike DiFebbo Players will present "Fairy Tales, Change (SAC) will meet with idea last year, SAC does not deal responsible alcohol use , the (BE 91) said the cards will be see DUSC page 4 Faerie Tails," a humorous administrators next week to be entirely with gay rights, he said. Delaware Undergraduate Student celebration of gay and lesbian recognized as a student organ­ "It is a group for the entire Congress (DUSC) is sponsoring a liberation Wednesday, said Tres ization, the group's chairman said community." designated driver card for students Fromme (AG 93), co-president of at Sunday's meeting. Randy Risser (AG 91), of legal drinking age. WORD OF LIFE the Lesbian Bay Bisexual Student SAC will lead the community president of the Resident Student The card entitles a person to free CRMPUS MINISTRY Union (LGBSU). in the struggle for diversity and Association, has devised ways for non-alcoholic drinks at local presents The troupe will perform at human rights on campus, said Tres SAC to respond to the recent acts restaurants and bars when 7:30p.m. in the Rodney Room of Fromme (AG 93), SAC chairman of hate on campus involving accompanied by two or more A Christmas Concert the Perkins Student Center. and co-president of the Lesbian racism, sexism and anti-Semitism. people 21 years or older who are with Reba Rambo Fromme said the LGBSU and Gay Bisexual Student Union Risser suggested a hands­ drinking alcoholic beverages. the Student Environmental (LGBSU). across-campus demonstration and Scott F. Mason, assistant director & Dony McGuire Action Coalition (SEAC) The group also serves as a rallies to combat flare-ups of of the Perkins Student Center, said, Grammy and Dove 6.. sponsored the theater troupe forum for the exchange of ideas bigotry by raising students' "I don't think students designate a A ward winners because of their reputation for between diverse student awareness of the problem. driver when they go out." environmental and political organizations, he said. Recent incidents of racial and "Drinking exists," he said, "and Wednesday, commentaries. The student groups involved anti-gay harassment were a instead of ignoring it, the best thing Tom Rooney (AS 93), include environmental, political catalyst in forming the group, to do is have programs to protect December 5, campaign coordinator for SEAC, and Greek organizations. Fromme said. These acts give people." 7:00 p.m. said his organization decided to "It is extremely important that SAC specific examples of the The program was created in sponsor the Players because of such diverse groups work response to a suggestion to For information call their unique approach to wgether," Fromme said. "We put see GROUPS page 4 eliminate late night busing, he said. 453-l183 environmental awareness. The DUSC designated driver "In our society there is very little theater that reflects lesbian, gay and bisexual lifestyles," Fromme said. The Emma Goldman Gypsy POLICE REPORT Players consist of three gay men from the radical fringe of the gay Bike stolen from porch crayon in one elevator and on the community, Fromme said. They stairwell wall between the second use outrageous costumes and A blue Rallye Pathfinder was and third floors of Christiana West props to perform their material, stolen from the porch of a residence Tower, University Police said. which consists mainly of original on the unit block of East Cleveland The damage, discovered at 10:45 skits and plays, he said. Avenue on Nov. 29, Newark Police a.m. Sunday, was not permanent, The group focuses on serious said. police said. Labor costs to clean the issue s such as AIDS, The 10-speed mountain bike, walls totalled $45. environmental destruction, which belonged to a university homosexuality and imperialism, student, was valued at $250, police Library elevator defaced m m he said, but are done with a said. Sony coPc2os $189 with homophobic slurs 5 Disc carousel , compact disc player $799 comic twist Canon E518MMCamcorder "Not only do [the players] treat Compact disc player 4 times oversampling with 16 bit filters with 8:1 Zoom, auto -focus, A homophobic statement was gay activist issues, but they also title, date, remote control complete k~ have a second concentration on taken from dorm room written in an elevator at the Hugh M. social justice," Rooney said. "It's Morris Library Friday morning a definite plus for SEAC to be A Techniques compact disc between 7 a.m . and 11:30 a.m. A'#l···'"''' involved with the Players, player, valued at $200, was removed University Police said. Paradigm 3sE ::-"-- ~-:"~-;-~~= ·-·- -- remarkable sound for a because they effectively combine from an unlocked Dickinson No permanent damage was done, Er- ·--~-_r-~~-=J --- • residence hall room between 1 a.m. speaker in th is price range a comical aspect to a variety of police said. n -.'" • - • -__• ;;.; ------"' - ll1 serious issues along with teaching and 3 a.m . Saturday, University $299pr. an irnponam message." Police said. Bank machine damaged Sony sTRGx4oEs $349 The Playen tour, which began 50 watt per channel, stereo receiver, remote control, in June, is their fiTSt national tour, Graffiti scrawled on The metal cover was ripped off high performance amplifier section, 3 year warranty ~romme said. Since June they the Money Access Machine (MAC) ...... !)ave performed and been well Christiana West Tower at the Mellon Bank on Main Street received in places such as Friday night, causing $250 in A swastika, pentagram, a naked Syracuse, N.Y. and Los Angeles, damage, Newark Police said. woman, a penis and the words he said. "Satan Rules" and "Dennis was -Compiled by Abby Stoddard Here" were written with red or black December 4, 1990 • THE REVIEW • 3 Reading labels wisely promotes Compiled from the College Press Service

healthy choices Blacks' enrollment By Maura Doran remains stagnant Staff Reporter Lifes~es Trying to maintain a well­ 8 lack stude nt college ool~:~.r. ccd diet can b;: a difficult task, enrollment has stayed and attempting to decipher nutrition stagnant, but has not declined, information on food labels may ~ealth during the past 15 years, make choosing healthy products a according to a study released nightmare. you don 't want to consume more fat Nov. 13 by the Rand Knowing what to make of the than protein or carbohydrates." Corporation. numbers that detail a product's Kallman said consumers should The study refutes reports of contents is essential to deciding try to avoid high intakes of fatty a decade-long slide in minority which purchase is a healthy one. items like fried foods and large student enrollments, For a manufacturer to make a amounts of salad dressing. particularly among black men. health claim about its product, a Consumers should be conscious Black students still make up food label must be on the item, said of the fat they consume from both about the same percentage of Bob Kleczics, manager of the labeled and non-labeled products. the student body as they did in Newark Co-Op, a local health food "People should be aware of the the mid-1970's when minority Leslie D. Barbaro store located off Main Street. amount of meat and eggs they enrollments peaked, said PASS THE NAPKINS Frank Schwartz, a Penn State University student, chows down in Klondike Dr. Borton Kallman, science consume," Kallman said, "and reasercher Daniel Koretz, in Kate's hot buffalo wing eating contest Thursday. About 30 people indulged in the smoking director of the National Nutritional should take these into account as "Trends in the Postsecondary appetizers. Contestants had S minutes to consume as many wings as they could handle. The hot Food Association, said there are no well as packaged foods." Enrollment of Minorities" for wing sauce consisted of jalopeno juice, red hot sauce, tabasco sauce, red peppers, curry, crushed uniform requirements for the Leta Aljadir, associate professor Rand, a California-based think red peppers, seafood seasoning and a couple of secret ingredients. Hugh Plum (AS 92) ate 61 hot amount of a serving size. of nutrition and dietetics, said tank. wings and won free Flyers tickets. Randy Hailey, manager of Klondike Kate's, said he is planning a "Consumers should look at consumers should watch out for Koretz said the proportion series similar contests in the future to increase contact with students. ponion sizes to see if it is realistic foods that list tropical oils as their of black 18 to 24-year-olds or unrealistically small," Kallman main ingredient. "Tropical oils, now in college is roughly in said. such as coconut or palm oil, are the same 20 percent to 22 Kleczics said," A food item may high in saturated fat," Aljadir said. percent range it was in the be low in fat or sodium because the "Consumers should buy items mid-1970's. State serving size is so small." that advertise ' no tropical oils But 40 percent of the people The serving portions for some added.'" in college, he added, are older cereals may read one ounce, Consumers should also be aware than 24. enters Kleczics said. The average person of sodium content. People may Many other studies have usual eats four ounces of cereal. So, consume 1,000 to 3,000 mg of argued that fewer minority the consumer would have to sodium per day. students are enrolling in national multiply the serving size by four to Kleczics said foods containing college. determine the nutrient content. less than 300 mg of sodium per Most recently, the U.S. Experts agreed that other serving are not too high in sodium. Department of Education lottery important numbers to focus on are Other nutrients listed on reported in September that the amounts of protein, packages, such as vitamin content, Graphic by Sonja Kerby minority enrollment increased By Kimberley Jenkins carbohydrates, fat, cholesterol and are irrelevant to the consumer, he only 2 percent during a decade, Sr.affReporrer said. Similar to Delaware's current million dollar jackpots, he said. sodium. "Carbohydrates should be said. to 18 percent of the American The attraction of large lottery Lotto 6-of-36 nwnbers game, Lotto Lotto America's largest jackpot to listed as the highest number and "Vitamins are generally obtained student body in 1988 from 16 jackpots has prompted Delaware to America contains 54 digits from date was $39.8 million, he said. protein should be the second from fresh fruits and vegetables and percent in 1978. join a multi-state lottery, officials which players choose six, he said. Money earned from the Lotto highest," Kleczics said. "Fat should whole grains, which usually have Koretz, however, said the announced Wednesday. The game offers a minimum $2 America game will be added to the be the lowest number li sted because no labels," Kleczics said. reason was not fewer black Delaware Lottery Director Otho million jackpot twice a week with lottery's contribution to the state's students, but more white R. Brown said the new game, Lotto drawings held Wednesday and general fund, used for financing female students. America, will provide players with Saturday evenings, Brown said. state services. A greater percentage of the chance to win larger jackpots "Large jackpots aren't possible The game will cost $1 for two white women, he said, go to than the state can afford to offer on relying on Delaware's population chances, and numbers can either be college now than in the past. its own. alone," he said. chosen by the player or by the " Looked at more closely Lotto America is played in 15 Delaware residents often spend computer. then, the enrollment data do states and Washington, D.C. with money in the Pennsylvania and New Brown said he expects the new not suggest that black males prize money coming from a Jersey lotteries because these states game to add about $1 million to are the group for which population of 39 million, Brown lure players with weekly multi- lottery profits this fiscal year and $2 enrollment trends are million next year. anomalous," Koretz said. Lottery agents should be able to "Rather, it is white females !iALE! offer Lotto America on existing who are unusual." equipment, Brown said. Winnings Koretz said that there is still RADIO TECH are paid during a 20-year period. a difference between black and 108 W. Ayre St. Arlene Eckell, an owner of white enrollment patterns, Newark Newsstand, which sells adding they could be narrowed Transportable Motorola Cellular Delaware Pick 3, Pick 4 and Pick 6 by addressing "the inequities lottery tickets, said the new game and difficulties confronting Phone. Now Only ... should increase sales. many minority students years According to a February 1989 before the time for the §99.00! survey done by the Delaware Pamela DeStefano transition to higher education." Say you saw it in the REVIEW & Lottery, 51 percent of the eligible The Buterbaugh family from Wilmington engages in seasonal get an additional 20% off! people play the state's lottery shopping at various businesses in Christiana Mall. IBM popular with games, with the largest number of Service Agreement Required student job seekers participants over 60 years old. Limited Time Offer Brown said that people from 18 Phone: 998-1551 Holiday buying strong Computer science, elec­ trical engineering and see DElAWARE page 4 information systems majors despite recession fears would rather get jobs at IBM "You can put a bulleT In my heaD, By larry Dignan Phillip Rothman , an assistant than just about anywhere else, Staff Reporter professor of economics, defined a according to a survey in But you can't kilL A word I'vt: saiD." Despite lackluster gross national recession as a six-month downturn Computerworld magazine. product (GNP) growth, low retail in the economy. The U.S. economy More than half of the 772 l>~...... -MtkE A\uiH sales and the fear of a recession, has not experienced a downturn of students who responded to the officials said Delaware consumers that length since 1982. survey said IBM was their first are spending more this Christmas "Technically a recession hasn 't choice as a future employer, jJt.~~r~~L "LIGHTS ... followed by American season than last year. happened yet," Rothman said. IJ~.,-. .r~ ...... s~ cAMERA .. · 1. Todd Land, regional marketing Rothman said the effect of an Telephone and Telegraph . director for the Christiana Mall, economic slow down varies (AT&T) and Hewlett Packard 11 REVOLUTIO~ said the mall is doing more regionally. Co. business this Christmas season The U.S. Census Bureau charts Among the traits the featurmg students sought in potential -the new alb\UU than at this time last year, but retail sales for the states by region shoppers are more conscious of and reported the Middle Atlantic employers , according to the , uyouCAN'T their purchases because they fear a states have experienced a decrease article, were "opportunities for "ALONE, · ••-T" recession. of on e percent in retail sales for further educalion and training, BRING ME DO vv •• GNP, the leading indicator of the year as of September. a global corporate oullook and meaningful responsibilities." anct the country's economic growth, is The New England region has reported quarterly by the U.S. experienced the largest dip in retail Unfortunately, the article "SENDJVIE Commerce Department. The GNP sales, where a decrease of 5.5 said, the big companies seem the retail value of all goods and percent has been reported. 1o be hiring few new graduates yo VB MONEY-" services produced by the nation, is Rothman said Delaware this year. a leading indicator of the country's weathered the 1982 recession well According to Peter C . Relentless, uncompromising economic growth. compared with other states. Watts, chief executive officer i and fiercely independent. During the third quarter, the Land said retailers have to, be of a New Jersey firm that 'tries f GNP increased 1.7 compared to .4 more competitive this season to match graduates with major l corporations' recruiting needs, '1 Aleo anUable on Home VIdeo, "LIGHTS ... CAMBRA ... SUICIDAL" percent in the second quarter of because consumers will compare j - an audio/vlaual onalau&hL or all tbelr videos.lnoludln& tbe 1990. prices and products to other stores to get a job at the top three § never-before-seen video for "War Inside My Head ," Marketing Director for Concord more than in previous years. corporations is extremely uoluslve Interviews with Illite Muir, and more . 1 Mall Allison Deveny-Woolsey said Malls have to offer more difficult. Sheryl Kay, author of the s On Jlpic and CIIV Home Video •.( ~.ff.~; the Wilmington mall is ahead of entertainment, special events and last year's pace at this point in the attractions to lure shoppers this study, said a student with "the J "(poe" Roa. US Pat '1m. Ott M11u Rtllllrldl.l • 11 1 1-lll ot Softy Mosie £ollfll10-llnt Cl 1!190 S..t Musoc En!Otll!nllltnllnc shopping season. season because people are fearing right technical qualities, real She said consumers are a recession, he said. world experience and business Available At following spending habits of Deveny-Woolsey said people acumen would have a great previous Christmas seasons; might expect a recession, but will chance at any of the [favorite RAINBOW RECORDS buying small trendy items first and continue to spend on gifts because student employers.]" the big ticket items later. it is the Christmas season. 4 • THE REVIEW • December 4, 1990 Expert Kwanzaa celebrates life By Amy Mazziotta Board, culminated in a candle­ Center for Black Culture with disputes Slaff Reporter lighting ceremony and an energetic cuisine from various pans of Africa Kwanzaa is a time to give exchange between Karenga, who available for a $2 admission fee. thanks for one's life and family, to chanted one of the principles in The holiday will end with the .· slavery remember past struggles, and to Swahili, and the audience, who showing of the film "Louis recommit to the future, the creator answered with its English Farrakhan at Malcolm X College" of the African-American holiday counterpart. on Friday at 7 p.m. in room 004 theories told about 60 people Saturday. Kwanzaa continues this week, Kirkbride Hall. Maulana Karenga, who created said Carl Eggleston (AS 93), Eggleston said the holiday is ordinarily observed from Dec. By jennifer Shaffer the week-long celebration in 1966, chairman of this year's celebration, 26 Staff Reporter gave the keynote address for the with events characteristic of the to Jan. 1. Abraham Lincoln focused on the university's Kwanzaa celebration principles of each day. The Center for Black Culture preservation of the Union, not the to a lively audience in the Bacchus African-American stories and and the Cultural Programming eradication of slavery during the Room of the Perkins Student folk tales will be told by Griots Wa Advisory Board, however, hold Civil War, a visiting historian said Center. Umoja Wednesday at 7 p.m . in Kwanzaa earlier to introduce it to Thursday night in Clayton Hall. He said it is important to Newark Hall Auditorium. those unaware of the holiday, and Barbara 1. Fields, professor of maintain the vision and live the An international dinner will be to give people the opportunity to hi tory at Columbia University, is a values of Kwanzaa throughout the held at 5:30p.m. Thursday at the participate in the celebration. year. featu red historian for the Public Pamela DeStefano "Celebrate the good in life," Broadcasting System's docudrama Barbara Fields discussed uncoln's motives for freeing slaves at a said Karenga, associate professor titled "Th Civil War." speech in Clayton Hall Thursday. DUSC promotes safety ln her speech, titJed "Who Freed and chairman of the department of the Slaves?", she said the slaves secession of the Southern states, and problem politicians had to deal black studies at California State continued from page 2 program would be more effective if themselves, rather than Lincoln or blacks were fighting for their with," Fields said. University. "God gives life and we it called taxi cabs for people who abolitionists, played a large role in freedom from slavery. must return life." DiFebbo said. have been drinking alcoholic placing the aboli tion of slavery on The burden of teaching the Kwanzaa, which means "the Raymond 0. Eddy, coordinator beverages and cannot drive. the nation's agenda during the war. country that slaves were human was first harvest" in Swahili, is a of Greek Affairs and Special Crab Trap restaurant manager Fields said the Civil War can be upon the slaves themselves, she somber assessment of the past Programs, said: "Off-campus Tim Thompson said although the described from two points of view. said. year, he said. establishments are making a restaurant's servers participate in an statement of concern. They want alcohol awareness program, Whites were fighting about the "Slavery became a political At the core of Kwanzaa, •' Karenga said, lies seven principles: students to be safe and not get designated driver cards will make it Umoja (unity), Kujichuglia (self­ hurt." easier for them to know who is determination), Ujima (collective Randy Hailey, manager of drinking. Groups fight hatred work and responsibility), Nia Klondike Kate's, said the cost of The Crab Trap and the Deer Park (purpose), Kuumba (creativity), offering free drinks to a designated Tavern also have similar designated '· continued from page 2 to know that conservatives suppon and lmani (faith). driver is minimal. driver programs of their own. diversity. SAC is a gre.at forum foe Delaware Each principle correlates "We still make money and Teresa Yorks, Bennigan 's bigotry on campus a nd provide us to be heard. " corresponds to a day of the holiday everyone still has fun and keeps manager, said, "We need a definite targets to fighL and a candle. safe," he said. designated driver program , .. Risser and Fromme also Blacks are represented by a Andrew Maxwell, assistant especially in a college town li ke suggested students sign civili ty black candle, their commitment to manager of Cafe Sbarro, said the this." pledges that show they support struggle by three red candles, and diversity and students ' rights. their belief in hope and the future Rob McAnnally (EG 92), DUSC by three green candles, Karenga We're trimming more than a tree this year! representative for the Interfraternity different expene es and resot.lJ'Ce5 te tbat some lottery said. Council, said the Greek community that can fuse together and lle the ~ romes from srudems. The event, sponsored by the supports SAC. entire campus." "For S I. I th.i:nk it will attract a lot Center for Black Culture and the A Cut Above "The responsibility for action Feedback from the adm.i:nistrauoo Of peopk!. especially tO win millions Cultural Programming Advisory Hair Designs of dollars.. n Eckell said. against bigotry rests on every and the entire uni ersity has been $2 Off student's shoulders and the time for positive so far, he added. Any Service (Expires 1· 1·91) action is now," he said. "An alliance demands a lot of Valid w/lhls ad Matt Sands (BE 93), a member of energy," he said. "SAC will be Introducing: 92 E. Main St., Newark the College Republicans, said, 'We proactive and take a stand. Our JMI·12H want our opposing [political] groups strength will lie in our diversity." Robin's Nest Nail Salon ... Health report released ... Where Chic's go to be pampered. ~ HYMEN'S REVENGE continued from page 1 patterns...... r:::::!)rljfjJ} bv CPT. Peter Lomteuas If too much alcohol is consumed, DECEMBER SPECIAL XIV PARTII the national average in 1986 with Lhe liver maintains excess fal, DeJMrtment'a Picnic $5.00 Off & Free bottle of After Picnic 51.4 percent of deaths resulling Falchek said. Therefore the liver Top Coat with a full set of Department' a Picnic, end of May, Next day was reatlesa Marianne. from chronic diseases. cannot function properly. All member• gathered at the ahore. She knew, she felt it in her bones, SCULPTURED NAILS With aunahine, warmth began that day, That he rs with William life began. Stephen Falchek, a Temple Diabetes, another major cause of Then North wind eome distemper bore. Offer Expires 12/31/90 She evan glanced at bridal gowna. University medical student, said deaths in Delaware, can be The petty ewam, bc.ched t.na to get. How great wae the Marianne's aurpriae, excessive alcohol consumption may monitored by controlling blood ...... Amid the bodico on the ..,nd, When Banko appured both pale and In h«r bikini cold and wet. progress to cirrhosis of the liver. sugar. 10% Discount to Began. fo ahivcr h•r Prof' a pet. Hi• wrath he hardly couk:l dt.guiM. Long-time alcohol abusers and This can be accomplished by U of D Students & Senior Citizens Now WiDi.m &.nU abtltainecl from wave.a. And was the moat d~~nU~nding Boae. lnotead, he labored at lhe pit. "Good bye!" Banko barked at her at oix. "heavy weekend drinkers" are high­ balancing diel, insulin, and exercise, 421 Fairfield Shopping Center At Marianne'• ahiver he grew grave To soften hia mood he then tried. Hours: risk candidates for liver damage, said Ellen Hodges (BE 91), Newark, Delaware And wrapped hio jacket 'round her ribo. "Will muot ba in aome dreadful rtx ... M-F 9-9 Call Now For Appointment And noted Marianne (aokance) Thuo Marianne Banko juotirted. said Falchek. secretary of the Diabetes Club. It 59-4 wivea cxch.nged aly, knowing ur.ncn. 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Lincoln initially asked for would offend the abolitioni sts, or their former owners. Most soldiers Nevertheless, the end of slavery Cordially Invites You voluntary emancipation of slaves, shelter th e refugees, which wou ld protected them , and made th e could not have occurred without the To Attend Its second Meeting offering gradual recompensation. offend the Union slave states. process of returning slaves as preservation of th e Union, the In 1861 , the first year of the war, Lincoln told the Army not to difficult as possible for the slave government or the armies, Fields Li ncoln, trying to keep the support allow slaves to seek refuge among owners, she said. said. TUESDAY, DECEMBER 4 of northern slave owners, proposed an amendment that postponed the 5:30 - 6:30 P.M. end of slavery until 1900, Fields First Lady Roselle studies university PERKINS STUDENT CENTER said. But the amendment was not passed. mnlinued from page 1 Years later, when her husband Mrs. Roselle's favorite painting, (Collins Room) When the war began, slaves taught at Virginia Tech, Mrs. " Willard" by Andrew Wyeth, were allowed to fight, but the status Mrs. Rosel le was a graduate Roselle began a tutoring busi ness hangs in the the home's library. of their freedom was ambiguous. stud e nt. Mrs. Roselle recalls and ta ught an SAT prep course in The antique white walls of the Refreshments Will Be Served Those who sought refuge among sharing a pizza on their first date Blacksburg, Va. mansion boast artwork from the the Union soldiers were misled to at the Rothskellar a Chapel Hill, In 1987 the family moved to university's permanent collection , believe the soldiers would protect N.C. restaurant. Kentucky, where Roselle serv ed as and one corn er is dedicated to After Mrs. Rosell e completed president of the University of university gallery paintings, whi ch her master 's degree in teaching, Ken tucky for three years. Mrs. are replaced by different works they married in 1967 , and lived in Roselle decided agains t every three months. Maryland where Roselle continued establishing a tutoring business After attending many dinners to serve on the university fllculty. because she wanted to focus on and catered events, Mrs. Roselle Mrs. Roselle taught hig h school learn ing about the university and walks daily to stay fit. Although math, but postponed her teaching becoming involved in s tud ent, s he admits she is no Martina career to ra ise the ir c hildre n, faculty and staff activi ties. Navratilova, she enjoys playing ,I Arthur and Cynthia. She stuck with the same tennis and an occasional game of Arthur, 20 , was born on his reasoning when the family moved golf. mother's birthday, and is currenlly to Delaware in February. Mirage ranks as one of th e Books you don't a third-year stude nt at th e Although leaving friends in couple's favorite Newark University of Virginia, where he Kentucky was difficult, she likes restaurants, but the Hotel DuPont follows in hi parents' footsteps as the central loca ti on of th e is easily Mrs. Roselle's firs t need? Sell them a mathematics maj or. T he ir President's House. "We feel part of choice. daughter Cynthia, 18 , is a so many acti vi ties of the students She has never eaten in a freshman at Wake Forest and faculty," she said. traditional dining hall, but she has ·' while they're University in Winston Salem, N.C. She takes an interest in the tried the Scrounge and often dines home's history, where she and her at the Blue and Gold club across husband live with their dog Lassie the street from the President's and cats Venus, Howard and Softy. House. Committee She has restored the inte rior Mrs. Rosell e said she does not continued from page 1 design as it was fashioned in the know what her family's future will 1920s by placing th e baby grand hold , or if she will teach again. establish a Recycle Delaware site. piano in a living room corner and "Right now I'm immersed with The diverse mix of individuals replacing th e carpet with oriental university activities and looking H T! in the committees arc expected to rugs. forward to learning more." offer a wide range of recom­ mendations, Kent said. Students to march Our semester's end If the committee' s recom­ mendations are implemented they continued from page 1 have been defaced or destroyed. could make a diffe re nce on University Police were not book buy is an campus, he said . " We're not anti-American or notified because CAW is not an S harkey said. " I think the screaming liberals like people think officiall y recognized organization, opportunity to university has a responsibility of we arc," said Brian Sack (AS 92). Rooney said. The group expects to leader ·hip in the state of Delaware He said many of the group's fl iers gain temporary status as a student sell your books at in the area of ecology." announcing it s interest meetings organization today, he said. The 75-member CAW is a local chapter of the National Coalition to up to half the Stop U.S. Intervention in the Middle East, based in New York, Rooney oriwnal price. said. The group formed in Newark after Ellen Cone (AS 94) said she We Will buy books gathered some friends and wrote to Out Now, a protest organization, to needed for future receive official petitions countering American Middle East policy. Cone then joined forces with fall courses or Sack, who had been holding interest meetings for CAW, she said. books listed in She said Out Now has designated Dec. 7 and 8 as national protest days our database. against a war in the Middle East. CAW members plan to visit the Veterans Administration hospital in Wilmington Tuesday afternoon, Cone said. All studen ts are invited UNJVERSITY BOOKSTORE to attend. " We arc going because the December 11-14 9:.30-5:.30 veterans know the horrors of war," December 15 10:00-5:00 she said. December 17-20 9:30-5:.30 December 21 9:30-9:.30 DELAWARE :€%PRESS:_ SHUTTLE

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George Bush has flip-flopped again. His most famous reversal started with a campaign promise, prefaced with the phrase, "Read my lips." About a year and a half later, when he broke his "no new taxes'' pledge, Americans began to wonder about his lips and what came out of them. Richard jones His latest about-face, however, is one Americans are more likely to forgive and support. After Iraq's invasion of Kuwait Aug. 2, Bush insisted there was no room for peaceful negotiations A broad Unequivocally, Iraq must withdraw from Kuwait. Period. The National Guard and reserves were called up and agenda troops were sent to the Middle East. As the number of soldiers sent to the region increased, war seemed George Herbert Walker Bush , increasingly certain. master of clouding the issues, has done it agai n. Now, after months of military posturing, Bush has The man who clouded the 1988 changed his mind and has offered to begin talks with presidential race with lofty rhetori c Saddam Hussein. and non -issues such as the Will ie Bush's willingness to negotiate a peaceful settlement Horton fiasco now hides hi s with Hussein over the control of Kuwait is a welcome domestic failures by making a lxlld policy change. move in the Middle East. He flexes hi s foreign muscle by The president's proposal to begin negotiations Friday dispatching legions of troops to and Saddam's acceptance Saturday has most Americans Indigestible explanation Saudi Arabia, pl ay ing the role of hoping that the crisis will end without further ringmaster in the Persian gulf bloodshed. If th ere were any doubters runni ng around wondering circus wh ile tl1c home front quietly Even if Bush's call for negotiations is merely a ploy to if the economy is actual ly suffering , there arc sure to be a withers away. lot more beli evers after last week. Granted, Saddam Hussei n's appease those Americans against military involvement What mi ght have seemed to be o th er peo pl e's actions arc indeed heinous and. in the Middle East, the hope is that a peaceful settlement problems has now hit us in our proverbial back yard. should not be ignored by the world will result, now that both sides have said they want to A mid-year tuition increase means your tuition will be community. talk. $100 more next semester than you anticipated . The plea of Saudi Arabians The liberation of Kuwait should be a priority in the Thursday morn ing, President David P. Roselle, Acting requ esting Am eri can military Provost Ric hard B. Murray and Vice President for ass istance should not be ignored talks, but achieving stability in the turbulent Middle Student Affairs Stuart Sharkey invited me and several because their country might suffer East should be Bush's main objective. other student organization leaders to have breakfast with Sharon O'Neal the same fate as Kuwait. To realize this objective, Bush must be flexible in the th em so they could inform us alxl ut the whole deal . But Bush has worsened the talks- even if it means discussing the Israeli occupation Or rather, so they could feed us bacon and th e incident with eloquent dec larati ons of the West Bank and Gaza Strip, as requested by Iraq administrati on's line alxl ut the situation. I suppose I should be gmteful . Roselle said he could and turned it into a stage on which Apparentl y, th e university is suffering from the $3 have cut out sections of classes next semester so students he can proclaim that the world has - even if it means negotiating beyond the Jan. 15 million of fun di ng the state req uested be returned in would be begging for a tuition increase. In other words, a new enemy in the post-Cold War deadline set by the United Nations Security Council. October. Raisin g tu iti on, they tell us, is one way of he 's done us a favor by not choosing that form of era - Iraq. If Bush genuinely works toward peaceful resolution to earn ing it back. manipulation. Thanks. Good guys against bad guys. the crisis, America might be more likely to believe his Being treated to French toast and tuition hikes at 7 Students do not have enough infonnation to decide if America against Iraq. Whi te hats lips the next time he makes a promise. a. m. isn't exac tly my idea of a great way to wake up, but this increase is legitimate but they shouldn't have to go versus the black hats. George I guess this is one of the perks associated with my begging for it. "Poppy" Bush and the people of position. Or, in oth er people's cases, with being president Of course it would be impossible for Roselle to feed the world against Saddam "He of th e Delaware Undergraduate Student Con gress, an 14,000 students and answer their questions individually. Who Confronts" Hussein and the officer of the Resident Student Assoc iation or National But a mid-year tuition increase is important enough newest evil empire. Defending rights Pan-Hell enic or the other organizations that were that he and other officials need to answer to students in a By cmftily shifting the nati on's present. broader way than by addressing a handful of focus to problems abroad, The 12 or so of us there got the opportunity to ask the organization leaders. problems here in the Unit.cd States American soldiers in the Middle East have sworn an president questions "we thought students would have" I'm willing to bet that many of us arc busy enough arc largely ignored by the publi.c. oath to defend and uphold the U.S. Constitution, a about the tuition increase. that we have little contact with students outside our own Bush fervently speaks of the document guaranteeing citizens, many things including Most other students won't have that opportunity. They organizations anyway. threat Saddam Hussein poses to the right to protest. should. By informing us, Roselle tried to make the the Middle East, but what of the On ce I was awake enough to realize wh at was administration's intentions appear noble. His plan threat a recession poses to this On Dec. 7, Citizens Against War will exercise that happenin g, it didn 't take long for me to start feeling backfued with me. country? right by holding a march at the university protesting manipulated. Once the coffee came around, I was feeling This breakfast meeting only served to make me The Department of Commerce's U.S. military involvement in the Middle East. confused. suspicious of the administration - more suspicious than Index of Leading Economic Though it may seem the soldiers and demonstrators I have covered the university administration for The I already am - and wonder what motivates many of its Indicators has fallen for three are at cross-purposes, both demonstrate what it means Review, and I have a basic idea of the university's budget actions. consecutive montl1s, an occurcnce process. I am sure most students do not even have a The food wasn't bad, but I left with a very empty which is considered a "reliable, but to be a responsible citizen. skeleton 's wonh of information. feeling in my stomach. not infallible" sign of recession.by With our citizenship comes both rights and I am skeptical about the need for this increase; are leading economists. responsibilities. As it is our responsibility to defend our th ere other options we haven't been allowed to consider? Sharon O'Neal is the editor in chief of The Review. The president in sists that he country. It is our ri ght to protest that with which we wants to restore peace and stability disagree. to the Middle East; he should Exercise your rights. Whether you support or detest hair is somehow unsavory; being a "Playboy" really wants to be make that same commiunent to feminist is also somehow photographed herself (himself?), bringing peace to crime-ridden military intervention, attend the march and speak up. It unsavory; there is something but just doesn 't have the bod. (3) cities here at home. is your right and your responsibility. strange and undesirable about Lesbianism, feminism, women's Bush has sternly rcpea ·~ ~ that -A.T. going to a women's college and colleges and short hair styles are U.S. forces are in the Gulf to this "myth" [as far as I can tell, a all parts of a package, a nasty protect the interests of this country myth manufactured by "Playboy"] leftover from the seventies. but has yet to adequately explain is commonly accepted and needs I hope Riordan will agree - as to Americans exactly what those exploring. The Review has said in editorials interests arc. Great bod? Riordan criticized people who and other columns - mailers such And what of this country's Leanne Riordan's column about protested "Playboy" photo as sexual orientation and hair style interests here at home? Bush and modeling for "Playboy" (Nov. 16) sessions at some colleges, saying are questions for each individual, his administration should be contains a number of troubling the protestors "should not tell and that they tell us nothing about concerned with budgetary woes, a Sharon O 'Neal, editor in chief comments reg arding feminism, others how to behave." And she whether that individual is right or drug war in limbo and a general Darin Powell, executive editor women's co lleges and women offers an explanation for this wrong, a good or bad person. downturn in this country's Ric:helle Perrone, editorial editor William C. Hitchcock, managing editor (and men) in general. "hypocritical" altitude: "Maybe Let's try to understand opinions socioeconomic climate. Mic:hael 0' Brien, managing editor Josh Putterman, managing editor But Americans shouldn't be karen Curley, Julie Ferrari, advertising directors Riordan reports that '" Playboy' they're just jealous - if they had that differ from ours, instead of Carol Hofmann, business manager is ex ploring the myth that students the bod it might be a different assuming that those who hold surprised by Bush's suppression of at wo men's colleges are all story." those opinions really want to be the issues because it's not the first Sports Editor ...... 1\ua Finnepn feminists with short hair, Whew! Let's recap: (I) No one like us but are "just jealous." time he's done it. News Editors ...... Michael Boush, Chris Cronis, kathleen Graham, accordin g to a ' Playboy' should object publicly to other's He has always used catch Diane Heck, Richard Jones, Johanna Murphy, Leanne Riordan, phrases and sound bites like John Robinson. Abby Stoddard, lficia 'hylor spokeswoman." This sentence behavior, if they advocate human Glenn Cooper Features Editors ...... Vaneua Groce, Christina Rinaldi alone implies that having short rights. (2) Anyone who criticizes (AS Gl) "1,000 points of light," "mark my Graphics Editor ...... Archie Tile words" and "read my lips" to Photography Editor ...... Le11ie D. Barbaro political extreme. liberty, but this is the essence of avoid facing crucial political Entertainment Editor ...... Jay Cooke Controlling our destiny international political relations. The issues. His promotion of causes Assistant Sports Editors ...... Aian Greilsamer, Dan I . Levine Bush is not "condemning Assistant News Editors ...... Julie Carrick, Robert Weston Ron Kaufman 's Nov. 27 editorial American service-men and women revolutions that brought us including the anti-flag burning Assistant Features Editor ...... kristin Noh alxlut Pres ident Bush's Middle East to die in the Middle East" We have democracy originated with the crusade served the same purpose. Assistant Graphics Editors ...... Sonja kerby, Richard Uu policy is a timely tJumpct call for an all-volunteer army. These people, and we alone ensure its I am not an isolationist, and I do Assistant Photography Editor ...... AIIIson Graws citizens must accept the success or failure. not feel the problems in the Middl e. Assistant Entertainment Editor ...... Jordan Harris students to voice their concerns So yes, write your congressman East are unimponant. I do believe Assistant Business Manager ...... Jen~tlfer Shaffer towards the country's probable path responsibilities of the decisions they Copy Editors ...... Esther Crain. Ron kaufman, to war. However, when complex make. and express your opinion. But offer foreign problems are at least as Jill Laurinaitls, Molly Williams issues arc reduced by sensationalist And let us not forget that Saudi one based upon sound reasoning. important as domestic ills plaguing Editorial Cartoonist ...... Neal Bloom imagery and false generalizations, Arabia requested and invited The American public will not this country and should be given at the trumpet is buried in the ever­ American troops to establish a listen to Bush when he says we are least as much attention by the chief dcscn. in Saudi Arabia to defend our executive. The president has Publiohed ~ry Tuesd~ and Frid~ during the academic school year, Fridays during Winter shifting sands of the defensive in their country. Session, by the student body of the Universi ty of Delaware, Newark. Delaware. Edilorial and Kaufman criticizes Bush's If war is inevitable, Americans energy resources, and no educated shown an interest in solving busineu offices at West Wing. Student Center. Phone: 451 ·2771 , 45t ·2772 and 451 ·2774. "idiotic television sound bites" an will not be dying for "oil-rich Arab person should listen to the argument foreign riddles. Let's see that same Business Hours : Monday through Friday: 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. "narrow-minded opulent ideals" as monarchies." It is true that the U.S. presented by Kaufman . effort to unravel domestic puzzles. EditorYVOpinion: ,..., 6 is reserw!d for opinion and commen!My. The editoriol alJcM! represents insults to educated citizens. His and other governments often a consensus opinion of The Review st11tf and Is wrinen by the editoriill editor, except when conduct policies of self-interest Lisa M. Crabhill Richard jones is an signed. The s!JIIf columns are the opinion of the author pictured. c.1oons represent the opinion commentary delivers the same of the lrtlst. The leners to the edHor contMllhe opinions of our .-len. insults only from a different behind the untarnished shield of (AS 92) administrative news editor of The Review. Decemb!'r 4 , 1990 • THE REVIEW • 7 CAMPUS CALENDAR

Tuesday, Dec. 4 Lecture: "Bananas, Beaches and Kirkwood Room, Perkins Student Math Seminar: "Mathematical Training Program. 205 Hartshorn Training Program. 205 Hartshorl') Bases: Making Feminist Sense of Center, noon . Problems in Viscoelasticity," with Gym, 12:30 and 7:30 p.m . Gym, 12 :30 and 8 p.m. Lecture: With James Barth, former International Politics," with R. Tanner, University of Sydney. Admission, free by ticket only. For Admission, free by ticket only. For chief economist for the Federal Cynthia Enloe, Chairwoman of the Lecture: "Women in Spanish 536 Ewing Hall11 a.m. tickets, call 451 -2204. tickets, call 451-2204. Home loan Bank Board and department of government at Uterary History: Past, Present and nationally recognized expert on Clark University. 100 Kirkbride, Future," with Joan Brown, foreign Student-Faculty Mixer: Lecture: "Antimicrobial Theatre: Thornton Wilder's "The the savings and loan industry. 115 3:30 to 5:30p.m. languages and literature. Part of Sponsored by the Art History Protein- Opportunities and Skin of Our Teeth," presented by Purnell Hall, 7:30 p.m. Free and the Research on Women series. Club. French House, 4:15 p.m. Challenges for Use in Foods," with E-52 Student Theatre. 100 Wolf open to the public. Program: "Fairy Tales, Faerie Ewing Room, Perkins Student Dr. Thomas J. Montville, Hall, 8:15 p.m. Admission is $3; Tails," by The Emma Goldman Center, 12 :20 p.m. Meeting: Equestrian Team. Collins department of food Science, tickets on sale at Perkins Student Wednesday, Dec. 5 Gypsy Players. A humorous Room, Perkins Student Center, 6 Rutgers University. 202 Allison Center Concourse Dec. 6 and celebration of gay and lesbian Men's Basketball: Delaware vs. p.m. Last Meeting; sweatshirts are Hall, 12:30 p.m. Dec. 7. Lecture: "Gaining a Perspective liberation and a commentary on St. Francis, Pa . Delaware Field in. on the Afro-American Family," current issues. Sponsored by the House, 7:30 p.m. For ticket Theatre: Thornton Wilder's "The Student Recital: Loudis Recital with Katherine S. Conway-Turner, Lesbian Gay Bisexual Student information, call 451-225 7. Thursday, Dec. 6 Skin of Our Teeth," presented by Hall, Amy E. du Pont Music individual and family studies. 209 Union and the Student E-52 Student Theatre. 100 Wolf Building, 2:30p.m. Ewing Hall, 6 p .m. For Environmental Action Coalition. Concert: Gamelan Lake of the Topology Seminar: "Mohler's Hall, 8:15 p.m. Admission is $3; information, call 451-1670. Rodney Room, Perkins Student Silver Bear. Loudis Recital Hall, Theorem: Homeomorphisms of tickets on sale at Perkins Student Concert: University Singers. Center, 7:30p.m. Free admission. Amy E. du Pont Music Building, 8 Uniquely Arcwise Connected Center Concourse Dec. 6 and Loudis Recital Hall, Amy du Pont Theatre: Shakespeare's "King p.m. Continua Have Fixed Points," with Dec. 7. Music Building, 8 p.m. Lear," by the Professional Theatre Employee Assistance and D. Bellamy. 536 Ewing Hall, 3:30 Training Program. 205 Hartshorn Wellness Program: "Caring for Meeting: Off-Campus Student to5 p.m. Friday, Dec. 7 Seminar: Graduate Student Gym, noon and 7:30 p.m. Elderly Parents, " with Cecily Association. Blue and Gold Room, Applied Math Seminar. Contact: P. Admission, free by ticket only. For Sawyer Harmon, Employee Perkins Student Center, 4 p.m. Theatre: Shakespeare's "King Theatre: Shakespeare's "King Eggermont or R. Kleinman. 536 tickets, call 451-2204. Assistance and Wellness Program. lear," by the Professional Theatre Lear," Professional Theatre Ewing Hall, 2:30-3 :30 p.m.

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To propose a new special intere t Community- Tuesday, December 4 or join the MUSIC, FARM, -tr BELMONT HONORS, FRENCH, p.m. GERMAN , SPANISH, MARTIN 6:15 LUTHER KING, JR. HUMANI- (raindate December 5) TIES, OR INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITIES FOR NEXT FALL In front of Morris Library Pi ck up a form at Housi ng and Hot chocolate & hot cider Residence Life, 5 Courtney Stree t, or call 451-2491. will be served Don't mis thi opportunity to live in brand new residence halls with friends with whom Sponsored by yo u shar· e a common intere t!

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~---- - 1 M (, 00 I'. AT 1\LIC. \1\, .SOMETH!N65 I \jjf Fl: KlNl. WHAT DO YA TH INK? ~ ~ltY!-JDSfl-\ADM Hf\lf\ ooNE AT f\ \\~E CU 11 \NG li)GE HA l~ Sf\LOt\1 ~ y ~ I HLY DID LXJ\CilY WHAT I WANTED~ r p en to Dover soon to lobby the Stale Legislature M. for funds for the Universi(y's 1991-92 school 'year. If the effort is effective, it could 'ultimately keep tuition costs down. . If you're interested in keeping TRIPLE AUT R APPEARANCE tuition at a minin1.um, come to :the Lobby Committee n1.eeting .Wednesday at 7 p.m. in the DUSC Office, 307 Student :Center.

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Lin Amicucci (AS91) Ass ciation spent a semester her sophomore year at the Presents University of Nevada, Reno and a semester her junior year at the University of Maine, Orono and will graduate from Centertainment U of D on time. With

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By Esther Crain Copy Editor By Nora Mulhern Staff Reporter It's the day before you have to hand in your final Chaucer paper. It reached out, grabbing at passersby. You haven't read any of the This enormous silver hand, emerging fluently from the literature, and it's too late to sift television set, was the first piece of artwork to seize the through your Nonon Anthology to attention of those attending Friday night's opening of find the secrets of the Canterbury '"Kunstwollen." Tales. You also know it's pointless to attempt to decipher one of the The hand, entitled "1V Land," is the creation of Maureen literary criticism books begging to Milford (CE ND) and served as one example of the numerous be read at Lhe library. styles and forms of student art work exhibited at the show, So you do the next logical which ran from Friday, Nov. 30 through Sunday, Dec. 2 in Lhing: you run to a bookstore and Taylor Gym. pick up some Cliffs Notes. "They've saved my life over Developed last year by and for university undergraduate and over," says one English major art students. '"Kunstwollen" is actually German for "means of who requested anonymity, fearing desire" or '"force of art." her Shakespeare professor would But the exhibit did not stop with what viewers might find out. "I know I'm not typically expect from a usual gallery opening. Instead, the supposed to rely totally on them, but when you're completely works ran the full gamut of that which is deemed art. clueless about some of these Also included was a three-act performance conceived and plays, Cliffs Notes really come developed by Ginny Englehardt. The music of Jeff Chase (AS through." 92) and Michael Bolin, occasionally accompanied by vocalist Not surprisingly, many Marc Durant (CE ND), pervaded the ·.alr throughout the evening professors disagree. "Cliffs Notes are like a sex while the public strolled through rooms enjoying and manual, and reading Cliffs is lik~ contemplating sculptures, paintings, photographs, literature, having sex with a manual," says English professor Bernard Kaplan. ' see KUNS'IWOLLEN page 12 "What are you going to do in the : middle - get out your manual or · try to do it on your own?" Clockwise from above: Gas masks hung on Company representatives in crosses over makeshift graves illustrate Lincoln, Neb., however, are quick casualties of war; Richard Millman, Michael to defend Cliffs Notes. Bolin and Mark Durant exemplify as an art "The intent is to assist students form, while Kevin Morris is voluntarily caged. in reading complex texts," says · Photos by Allison Graves Doug Lincoln, vice president for · Cliffs Notes. "The notes are not and were never meant to be a · substitute for the actual literature."· The ubiquitous yellow and ·' white striped notes were created by Cliff Hillegass in 1958, • beginning with 16 Shakespeare titles, he says. Working in the basement of his home in Nebraska, Hillegass gradually expanded the collection to include almost 250 titles of classic literature from "Beowulf' to "The Autobiography of Malcolm X." The company recruits professors who are experts in Cooking for and servin advice specifiC types of literature to write 55, Lhe notes, which consist of a brief summary, a chapter-by-chapter Over Lhe years, she has collected left Alpha Tau Omega and moved By Lori Gaynor analysis and a series of study St a(( Reporter many memories from working in on to Sigma Nu. questions, Lincoln says. In-house ' She has known more fraternity the fraternity houses. With a big Although Sigma Nu lost their editors at the company men during her life Lhan just about grin, she recalls the year that charter, and Thomas subsequently headquarters then shape the notes anyone. And at age she still has streaking was Lhe "in" Lhing to do in lost her job, she remained on 66, to fit the standard Cliffs Notes Lhe patience to keep up wilh 55 of Newark. campus by taking her present job at pattern. "My funniest experience had to Kappa Alpha. Lhem. "The notes have been revised She is Helen Thomas, but has be the time when four Alpha Tau Entering her kitchen, she greets over the years, though, to keep Omega members came to serve everyone with a cheerful hello, been affectionately known as "Mrs. them up-to-date with modern dinner one night dressed in a black while members of the fraternity D. ".(or "D" for short from her thinking," Lincoln says. bow tie, socks and sneakers and an stroll in and out wilh Lhe following former married name, Dubendorf) "And we usually expand the list apron," she recalls, laughing. comments: for Lhe past 23 years. and add one or two copies each Since 1967, Thomas has been Allhough Thomas assumed Lhey ''I'm her favorite." year." were wearing shorts under the "Don't let her talk your ear offl" cooking at fraternities all over Nathaniel Hawthorne's "The aprons, she was dumbfounded when "How 'bout a sandwich, Mrs. campus. But for the last eight years, Scarlet Letter," sells the most, c~ntered she realized they were wearing D?" her life has around the Lincoln says, adding that any Kappa Alpha house. nothing - "nothing but bare Thomas wears her "KA" letters Shakespeare play, particularly In 1967, when Thomas began her bottoms," that is. She says the with pride, and she always has a . leslie D. Barbaro "MacBeth" and "King Lear", is a work at Lhe university, Alpha Tau apron-clad members even served comeback to all Lhe comments. It is M1ke Noyes (AG 92), left, and Greg Farrah (AG 92) wait in the top-seller. Omega was the first fraternity to tables all evening. obvious Thomas has captured the kitchen for dinner from Kappa Alpha's favorite cook, 'Mrs. D.' enjoy her home cooked meals. But after eight years, Thomas see COOk page 12 see DON'T CHEAT pase 12 Living in the /aid-back, lackadaisical/and ofVeggieville

All semesters begin with the pillow cushion about two days into If someone relatively worthless is The New l<.ids on the Block, the best lines or moments of a ritual of Lhe "Academic Oath." the semester and sacrifice good to be seen on television, Lhe person reading "Tn•! National Enquirer" series with other veggies. "I vow, as a student at the grades for Lhe love of television. should at least be good-looking. and collecting dust. I accept the fact that I belong to University of Delaware, to fully I find the land of the lazy And Cindy is much more Lhan Lhat. And just watching sports is Lhis town of underachievers and devote my time to my studies." similar to the real world in some Bugs Bunny is the secretary of substitute enough for panicipating wouldn't leave it for all the brown, A::~giance to this oath lasts respects. state because he is the best in Lhem. high-iron-content water in about, .·mmm ... well, actually it Elvis is dead. Hair grows in diplomat and should be in the real The only serious rumination in a Delaware. never be, :ns, because people are places where one does not want it. world anyway. vegetable's life involves making up Especially now that a ~mester's that great at kidding themselves. Stomachs growl at a decibel level The town's laws are as simple as excuses for missing classes and work has be crammed into the next I fall victim to my stupidity greater than the sound of a train its governing body : don't do spotting the comedic and dramatic three weeks, visits to Veggieville every semester. I stray from my roaring through Newark. And the jim Yozallinas anything you don't want to - just elements in shows like "The Fall can help sustain a healthy mind. studies to pursue a more vice president serves no purpose. watch television and relax. Guy," "Hogan's Heroes" and Veggieville will live on and I independent study: the study of Yet the differences are what Every Thursday, the inhabitants "Charles in Charge." will continue to procrastinate In vegetables - people who exist really matter. It is a world void of has a ruling body like the United congregate in front of the boob The veggies receive knowledge my schoolwork until the holidays. merely to leave imprints in pressures because sleep is the States. The president is Norm tube and religiously observe from the television game show Then I will go home and the cycle fumiture. instant cure-all. Things happen just Peterson, the overweight bar stool "Cheers." Sundays are for football, "Jeopardy," with Alec Trabek as will begin again. To do this I have to make myself because they do. And one never attachment from "Cheers," and the while the rest of the week is Lhe Veggieville's pedagogue. "Next semester, I will fally pan of their world, Veggieville, a dwells on issues that require perfect person for Veggieville devoted to discussion of the Subsequently, the veggie devote my time to my studies. ... " land where work is done only serious thought. denizens to emulate. Sunday games. maintains excellent memorization when one becomes bored with rest. That is a sin in Veggieville. Cindy Crawford is the vice The only daily activities in skills, which aid him in knowing jim Yozallinas is a contributitW So, I take the form of a 150-lb. Still, the colony of couch turnips president simply because she's hot. Veggieville are public stonings of shows' theme and discussing editor ofThe Review. 10 • THE REVIEW • December 4, 1990

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f o r ta l e nt e d a nd ambitio u s individua l . These a r e • Is more universally accepted non-sexist language, such as he/she, trmpo rary po it.iorts that o ffe r flexible working h o ur chairperson, firefighter, etc., used in your class? t o acrormnocla t c clas sch e du l e s or indiv idual and/or • Do your class texts represent people in a non-racist and non-sexist fa111i l y commitments. manner? O tt - tltf•-j o h training i s available for indjvidua l s • Are generalizations ("all Blacks," "all women" etc.) consistently used as int r r est e d in l earning a b o ut Computer Ope ratio n or for s tude nt s p urs uing d e g r ees in tec hnical negative examples in your class? fie lds . The ·e puoitions ope rate hardware controlle d • Are sex or race stereotypes used by your professor in jokes or b y IB and n o n-IBM host c omputers inc luding tape drives, dis k drives, and hig h-s p eed laser primers. inappropriate materials (films, illustrations, etc.) to elicit laughter in Duties include mounting and filing tape s, your class? muintaining a tape librury and priming a nd • Do you feel "put down" by your professor because of your race, sex, or di tributing rc;:w rt s. Prior expe ri e n ce preferre d , bu t n o t n cessa r y . sexual orientation?

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Co-Sponsored by: The Commission on the Status of Women, the Office of Affirmative Action and Multicultural Program, and the JPMorgan Office of Women's Affairs. entertain ent December 4, 1990 • THE REVIEW • 11 · -- - - ;;¥~ ·· ·- -·- {,",; \'Heart brea k ' mtsses. statton . is proud to present /' By Mike Martin seems to be an artist who has no problem Sraff Reporter ALBUM REVIEW bringing in additional music ian s, to the Cinderella Gather 'round the campfire for Cinderella's exclusion of his core band members. third release. "Heartbreak Station" is a The result is overproduced songs like Polygram "Love's Got Me Doin' Time." The Memphis collection of bluesy Southern rock tunes good C+ for a foray into the great outdoors. Horns make an appearance on this song, which The album is reminiscent of "Long Cold includes an Aerosmith-lype arrangement, with Winter" in many instances (see "The More vocal and lead guitar work reminiscent of Steve Things Change" and "Electric Love"), but will jam. Tyler and Joe Perry. their louder material, the disappoint fans of "Night Songs," the Philly With its compelling vocal harmonies and Guest percussionist Bashiri Johnson takes audience erupted with joy, band's first release. string arrangement courtesy of bassist John Paul credit on seven of the album tracks, leaving NEW YORK - Nervous turning into a bobbing, writhing "Heartbreak Station" has a little too much Jones, the title track is a refreshing change, but fans to wonder how much Cinderella drummer exhilamtion and a hint of mass. Every so often a body Southern twang for Cinderella, the band whose it may bore some Cinderella fans hankering for Fred Coury and the other band members really marijuana filled the air of the Ritz escalated above the crowd, passed first album included hard rockers like "Nothing a rocker by this point in the album. had to do with the album. Theatre Friday night. It was past around and supported by a wave for Nothing" and "Hell on Wheels." "Sick for the Cure" delivers the goods, Keifer's lyrics have become too reflective, II :30, and the fidgety crowd was of eager, upstrctchcd arms. 's high-pitched, raspy scream curing any ballad-a-phobia. Loud and catchy and he overloads the album with his blues anxiously awaiting the Pixies. During "Monkey Gone to remains intact. His Brian Johnson impression is with a Lynyrd Skynyrd-like flare, this song's influences. The opening band, My Dad Is Heaven," a common purpose in top form on "Make Your Own Way," a interesting slide guitar work overshadows its The instrumentation is solid, and the songs Dead, had played an energetic set, overtook the crowd - to rolling rocker reminiscent of AC(OC. repetitive, reflective lyrics. aren't bad, but this LP just doesn't have the raw, temporarily appeasing the clad-in- ouiSCrcam everyone else in the But his vocals sound slightly forced on The most disappointing aspect of the album Philadelphia street rhythms that made "Night black throng. Currently theater. The deafening shriek of "Shelter Me," a foot-stomping, horn-blowing is in the number of extra musicians used. Keifer Songs" something special. occupying the flock's attention the chorus - "Then god is seven/ was a massive screen across the Then god is seven" highlighted width of the stage, blaring the the evening. latest Soup Dragons and Social Francis and bassist 'Skin of our Teeth' Distortion videos. handled the brunt of the vocals, But this bunch didn 't with Francis unleashing his gruiT congregate for videos. They voice on "Crackity Jones" and wanted the Pixies, and were reeling it back for "Digging For needs a root canal getting restless. At II :50, the Fire," and Deal stepping forward tension broke as the band walked to add high-pitched coos. By Susan Coulby _THEATER REVIEW lines. on stage and grabbed their tools The Pixies highlighted itc; Sraff Reporter In the opening scene, Torok's The Skin Of Our Teeth of the trade - two guitars, a bass newest albwn, "Bossanova," Thornton Wilder's serio- vapid voice rattled nervously, and E-52 Student Theatre and a drumkit. throughout the night, playing "Is comedic play "The Skin of Our she tripped over her lines at least 100 Wolf Hall This basic ammgcment She Weird," "Alison" and "All Teeth" is weird. five different times. fathered an unyielding musical Over the World" 'with a noticeable Weird not only in the Through Dec. 8, $3 B· Hopefully these flaws can be onslaught. Altering its rhythm and fervor. The greatest crowd contemporary definition of strange attributed to opening-night jiuers. tempo, the band peppered a few response wa~ for songs from or unusual, but also in the ancient Torok is no Vivien Leigh, but slow songs into a furious 1989's "Dooliule," the college sense relating to fate. nature and its tendency to hope, yet then again she doesn't claim to be. sampling of old and new tunes. radio staple that was the band's The play uses an off-the-wall points out that it is man 's fate to Overall, her performance was fair Lead vocalist and guitarist breakthrough LP. approach, showing the absurd survive and live on. and not as effective as it could donned an acoustic "Hey" and "Here Comes Your destiny of man having to face and As the central character Sabina, have been. guitar to open the show with Man" received thunderous survive catastrophe and constantly a part played by Vivien Leigh in In the chief roles of Mr. and "Where Is My Mind" and "Wave applause, but the audience begin anew. the 1940s, Dina Torok (AS 93) was Mrs. Antrobus, representing any of Mutilation," but quickly junked compleLCly lost control during Well-directed by Ed Willey (AS adequate, but didn't maintain the and every human, Mickey : it in favor of a six-slringer with "Dcbascr,"lhc evening's fmal 92), E-52's Friday production was vivacity necessary for the role. McCarter (AS 93) and graduate /\ more juice. song. It was a fitting end to a / ~•. , timely, with today's faltering She was certainly believable as student Andrea M. Booker were Leslie D. Barbaro " · When the band flung into fine performance. / ./ economy and the current conflict the eternal temptress, but failed to both powerful and authentic. Dina Torok (AS 93) and Mickey exhibit the strength needed to drive McCarter was particularly - ~' November 30th, NYC / / /'( in the Middle East. "The Skin of Me Carter (AS 93) in a scene home the meaning behind her see TEETH page 12 j~ • .l ·

lnspiral Carpets and denial, but glide over fields of Various Artists Life poppy, s unshine rhythm and 2 Nasty 4 Radio Mute/Eiektra adolescent harmonies. Warner Bros. A For outright groovability, C+ "Life" blossoms with "Inside My Head," "Real Thing" psychafunkalistic visual rhythms and " Directing Traffic" swim The producers of "2 Nasty 4 which implode in black holes of through basslines and the confines Radio" probably designated a place exotic jello, whit the lnspiral of the psychedelic for the parental advisory sticker Carpets polish the overworked hip­ rediscovery. before the cover an was even hop, psychedelic groove of the The Carpets have cornered a designed. Manchester house industry. musical trend which has been This album kicks off with female Pumping organs synthesize the locked overseas for years, and is rapper Roxanne Shante. She The Cure Marked by guitars and a funky bass spine of the 16-track "Life," while finally scratching the stoic extinguishes the "fife down below" Mixed Up line, "Never Enough" sounds similar Tom Hingley's vocals drip sweet which reaches the peak of this American music scene. in males with "Brothers Ain ' t Elektra to earlier Cure material and is the marzipan on a diversified, genre and leaves lillie room for Too bad they will chew it up and Shit." This song should have been c best track on the LP. danceable LP. improvement. spit out the excess on top 40 pop the end track - to retaliate for the The Cure is back. Rumors of Another track worth listening to "Commercial Rain" storms the "" and "She radio and 100% cotton T-shirts onslaught of male rappers like Big their demise have been put to rest. is the tree mix of"A Forest." Guitar psychedelic revival with a Comes in the Fall" dwell on some across the country. Daddy Kane and Ice-T boasting During 1989's "Disintegration" and keyboard effects have been structured, flowered-up style self-pitying themes of loneliness -J.R. about their genitalia tour, The Cure decided to quit added to enhance this song. like Big Daddy Kane and lce-T. Only One I Know," the obvious touring and possibly hang it up. Apan from these, "Mixed Up" is Charlatans UK Ice-T adds two of these The band called this string of plagued by repetitive beats, choppy Some Friendly choice for the first single which "anthems" to the album: "Girls stadium shows "The Prayer Tour." rhythms and unfulfilled promises. Beggars Banquet/BMG sweeps the rest of the album under L.G.B.N.A.F." and "Freedom of Fans prayed that The Cure would Original songs tend to become C+ the Carpets. Speech (Just Watch What You release new material in the future. warped when bands remix them, and The average student gets one or Unfortunately, the rest of the Say)". "Freedom," which was The Cure has tried to answer this albwn is no exception. two outstanding grades which tracks never quite grasp the quality originally released in 1987, sums these prayers with " Mixed Up," Releasing remix albums in remain plastered on the and control of "The Only One I up the aim of the album in general. Know," leaving some room for ' which includes 11 songs on CD and between new ones is no way to win refrigerator for months. "You gotta be a fool to believe/ improvement and plenty of room 12 songs on record or cassette. over fans. " Integration," the five­ Eventually, mom scrapes them off That your gonna change the world for other bands to step over the The problem is, this album has disc collection of extended mixes and throws them with the rest of by a sticker on a record sleeve," he Charlatans UK. lillie new material. "Mixed Up" and b-sides the band released earlier the garbage. sings, adding "A man who fails to Paste this groovafunkable single contains just one original song and a this year, was bad enough. The Charlatans UK are an listen is blind." on the fridge and hope for more bunch of remixes. Instead of releasing "Mixed Up," average band confined to a trend The album merits a listen, but from this band which is not The new single and only original maybe The Cure should have split which enforces redundancy. down and tosses it with the rest of don't be afraid of ke-T's threat of working up to its potential. Do it cut, "Never Enough," is a great up. "Some Friendly" bas a few the garbage. visual impairment. soon, before someone strips it song, following the band's tradition. -S.M. redeeming qualities, namely "The -).R. -R.R.

Razor Tracks 10. Nine Inch Nails Sin 12" Nothin for You Man (Def Tesla of the track , but it's on their best cut (TVT) Jam/Columbia) Five Man Acoustical jam ever. 1. Happy Mondays Pills 'n' 5. LL Cool J Mama Said Knock Geffen It's ironic to hear their cover of Thrills 'n' Bellyaches (Eiektra) Razor Tracks was compiled 72/7 You Out (Oef Jam/Columbia) B the 1971 hit "Signs," which was a. Lush Gala (4AO/Reprise) from WXDR's Cutting Edge 6. Gangstarr just to Get a Rap Recorded live at Philadelphia's recorded by the Five Man Electrical 3. Boss Hog Cold Hands Program by Chin-a Panaccione. (Chrysalis) Trocadero five months ago, the Band. (Amphetamine Reptile) 7. Mainsource Looking At the quintet from Sacramento, Calif. An interesting, altered version of 4. Butthole Surfers Hurdy Club Playlist Front Door (Wild Pitch) modifies its bard but laid-back the group's traditional show-opener, Gurgy Man 12" (Rough Trade) 8. Soul II Soul Missing You sound by eliminating the juice. "Comin' Atcha Live," starts the 5. Thee Headcoats 1. C and C Music Factory (Virgin) Tesla pulls off a fan-frenzied, album, continuing right into the It's Thee Headcoats (Sub-Pop) Make You Sweat 9. Young Black Teenagers sing-along version of MTV's 's "Truckin' ." 6. Rums Rums (Shimmy-disc) (Columbia) Nobody Knows Kelli (Soul/MeA) "Unplugged!" that spans the group's But after that, the crowd takes 7. Bl~ke B~bies Sunburn 2. Paris The Devil Made Me Do 10. J~net Jackson Hear the two previous albums, covers some over and limits the jam from (Mammoth) It (Tommy Boy) Drummer (Atlantic) classic-rock tunes and introduces a spreading into a new outlet for •• Buff~lo Tom Birdbrain 3. A Homeboy, A Hippie and A couple of new songs. recorded live rock perfonnances. ~Beggars Banquet/RCA) Funky Dre~d Total Contrast Club Playlist was compiled 72/7 Supponers of the band will surely "Acoustical Jam" works this 9. B~d Religion Against the (Independent) from WXDR's Club 91.3 !, I II \1 I,, ... , It \1 I,, I appreciate a 10-minute version of time, but spare me any similar Crain (Epitaph) 4. Public Enemy I Can't Do Program by Kevin Richardson. "Love Song." That's an electric albums from Dio or the Scorpions. guitar you bear during the last half -J.P. 12 • mE REVIEW • December 4, 1990 Don't cheat yourself out of the classics by resorting solely to Cliffs Notes continued from page 9 the Cliffs are usually as long as the crucial parr of the path toward "They're good when used as a a professor will know which real text anyway so it doesn't knowledge. supplement to the text along with papers were based on Cliff notes. "Cliffs Notes are "The best-selling notes just always pay." Dawson discourages his other critical material," says Many students, however, think the like a sex manual, reOect what is bei~ taught across "I once spent $25 on Cliffs students from relying on Cliffs Bernard McKenna, a graduate risk is worth it. and reading Cliffs is the country today," he says. Notes in one shot because I had a Notes by having them discuss teaching assistant of introductory­ "I use Cliffs Notes because I'm Despite founder Hillegass' Shakespeare final, but it didn't topics the notes would not include. level English classes. "They not good with English classes," like having sex with intent, many students confess they really help me that much," says "J think students will read any become harmful when students use says another student who a manual. What are use the notes because they could Jim Fitzgerald (AS 91). "I still crib note~ whenever they find them them as a replacement for the text, requested anonymity. "It's the you going to do in not understand or did not have think they're good, but this is from applicable," he says, "but you just and allow the notes to do the work English requirements at this school time to read the actual work. And a lazy student's point of view. hope by the end of the semester for them . which drive me to usc Cliffs, and I the middle - get students say that Cliffs Notes do "Two of my professors even they realize the larger uselessness "You always have to keep in think I do a pretty good job out your manual or not always provide the answers said that pan of learning in school in that kind of thing." mind that Cliffs Notes are not pretending that! really know what try to do it on your they need. is learning how to get by without Not all professors condemn the infallible, and students should only I'm talking about." "A lot of people I know tend to reading," Fitzgerald says. notes, but many complain that go to them for a general overview." But be warned: McKenna says own?" substitute them for the real book," But most English professors students read them and never look Caroline Budner (HR 93) he always can recognize a Cliffs says Adrianne Power (AS 92), "but hardly consider Cliffs Notes a at the literature. emphasizes the persisting fear that Notes paper. - Bernard Kaplan, "There's much more plot English Professor. information than critical Artists reveal their creative desires at Kunstwollen information in these papers, and So whether you plan to buy continued from page 9 paper creations, poetry readings, programs. $200 toward food, supplies, and plot information is the kiss of Cliffs Notes as a literary and Herbert Hoover (AS 90) said paint, although most of the money death." supplement, or it's too late to start and more. even a live sculpture by Kevin "Kunstwollen" was developed last came out of their own pockets. Associate professor Cruce Stark the "The Canterbury Tales," a In one corner, viewers could Morris (AS ??), who placed himself year because the an department One spectator, Julie Rawls (AS agrees with McKenna. "I once had yellow and black copy is waiting ponder an oil painting whose inside a small metal cage. typically held only one show in the 91 ), pointed out her favorite piece a class where one-third of the for you. Somewhere. frame, made of wood, com, fungus, The structure,------spring. As Mark - an untitled oil on canvas by students not only plagiarized, but Jus t usc them carefully, and human hair and monkey balls, was as he explained, "Once your work's on Warholak (AS 92) Carol Spiker (AS DS), which didn't have the bcuer sense than to with common sense. Says all part of an unusual and eye represented the h // h noted, that show incorporated wide, heavy plagiarize from Cliffs Notes." Associate Professor of English catching work by Dragonfly skeleton of a t e wa , it C anges p r i m a r i 1 y brushsrokes of deep blues, muted University Bookstore general James Dean: Leathrum, entitled "Make sure the building and everything. h i g h I i g h t e d fleshtones, purples, greens, and a book buyer Diane Zabenko says "When the Cliffs Notes fall on Cliffs Notes remain profitable - Dog Remembers Me." also a voluntary It gives vou enerpv. II graduate students. variety of reds. the floor in the middle of my Among the scanered collection trap which he 1 or "Once your Because of this combination, the especially during the middle and Chaucer class, I know we're all in of self-portraits, Michelle Douglas' and others could work's on the work gave the impression of a man end of the semester. trouble." (AS 93) "Me," an oil on canvas, place -Mark Warholak, wall, it changes with outspread arms in an received an abundance of praise. themselves in (AS 92). everything," said unidentified environment. Erica Bloom (AS 91) said she "for whatever Mark Warholak. Those who came to see th e 'Teeth' misses the mark found the work "riveting and more reason." "It gives you exhibit left with positive comments. exceptionally. As the passionate contin ued from page 11 sophisticated" than others she had Another facet of the exhibit was "It gives you energy." Pam Rader (AS DC) enjoyed the fortune teller, Julia Semple stole seen. the presentation of films. Taylor Heather Karasow (AS 92) said informal selling and that it was effective, forcefully displaying most of Act II. She was riveting as Many also took time out to read Roark (AS 91) and Chris Rice (AS she admired the undergraduates' open to everyone. hatred near the end of Act Ill. she spat out a blistering diatribe the two pieces of literature by Ian 90), showed the simply-titled "A self-reliance in assembling the "I liked how the artists were P. J . Gorenc (BE 91) was against human nature. Brabner (AS 92): "Priapus Lost" Film (sort of)," as the frrst of seven show. there mingling." impressive as Henry, the Shawn Snyder (AS 93), playing and "Dionysus Dishonored." films shown during the evening. "They're pulling themselves up Amy Rose (AS 92) said she belligerent son . Each of hi s the director, Mr. Fitzpatrick, Heidi Suna's (AS DC) ceramic Roark credited the opportunity by their bootstraps and helping wished that there were more depictions, ranging from bratty to amused the audience with no­ "Milk Jug" was greeted with smiles Kunstwollen provided for helping each other out," she said. exhibitions of this type on campus. bitter, rippled with emotion and nonsense admonitions to Torok and after observers noticed that the the two "get motivated in a non­ The only aid the students Viewers looking forward to elicited laughter, sympathy or fear other cast members. handles were in the form of cows. academic way to get something out received from the university was exhibits by their peers should know from the audience at the right E-52's production of the semi­ In the basement, Polly Webster that was creative." the use of the rooms, which they there will be more to come. times. confusing "The Skin of Our Teeth" tackled a space using a free-form Both agreed they were proud of received last year on a barter basis As Hoover noted, the next In addition to the overall was well-paced and enjoyable, but sc ulpture called "Cool," hoping to the final result, and were pleased by agreeing to repaint them. Kunstwollen may even be held this strength of th e acting, two Torok's lack of depth caused the make her allotment "cold and with the positive response. This year, thry also were given spring. performers in brief roles stood out play to miss its mark. colorful." She then encouraged Undoubtedly, the incredible spectators to take part in its variety of works displayed at expansion by inscribing their Kunstwollen reveals the Thanks to the following establishments for their reactions on an adjoining wall. tremendous creative energy that Kunstwollen also featured had been searching for an outlet in lithographs, woodcuts, handmade the university's undergraduate art support of DUSC's Designated Driver Card: Sbarro's • Klondike Kate's • Tbe Down Under • East End Cafe • The Crab Trap Kappa Alpha chef Tbe Stone Balloon • The Deer Park • Bennigan's • Player's continued from page 9 it seem easy; after all, she always has enough energy to cook for at hearts of many men at the Kappa least one more man. By using the Designated Driver Card, the bearer is entitled to receive free non-alcoholic drinks (at the above Alpha house. "After I leave Kappa Alpha, I go establishments) when accompanied by a group of at least two persons of legal age who are consuming alcoholic bever­ "The guys are my friends," says home and cook for my husband," ages. Individual establishments may further restrict use of this card . Thomas. she says, often finding herself over­ • "And if I said I was working for cooking instead of preparing Pick one up today at the Student lnforiiUIIWn Center in the Student Center or at the DUSC office. 307 Student Ctr. the paycheck, I would be lying." enough for just the two of them. For more information, cal/451-2648. Mark Kilchenstein (BE 91), This is particularly evident at presi dent of Kappa Alpha, Christmas - a time when she truly appreciates Thomas' caring advice. shows off her talents. "Having Mrs. D around is like She festively decorates the house having a grandma who knows and prepares food for 170 people at everything," he says. 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By joe Redden is the best I've been at this time NBA's bad Staff Reporter during the year." Seconds counted in Saturday's "George Washington University boys keep swim meet against George is steep competition for Delaware," Washington University because the said Hens ' coach John Hayman. • • outcomes of lhe fmal races affected "Any time you can win against a on w1nn1ng the overall outcome of the meet. team that shaves and tapers is a Hens' senior Karl Saimre helped good sign of the strength you have There comes a time when the men's swimming team (5-1 from your team," he said. someone who really hates one team overall, 3-0 East Coast Conference) "George Washington 's tradition comes forward and admits that his defeat George Washington 126-117. of shaving and tapering makes the l eslie 0 . Barbaro or her Public Enemy No. I is a very The Colonials' wom en's team competition more difficult," said UP FROM THE DEPTHS Senior Craig Black won the 200-meter breaststroke event in 2 minutes, good ball club. edged out the Hens (4-2, 3-0 ECC) Hens' senior Heather McMurtrie. 11.68 seconds in Saturday's 126-1 17 nonconference victory over George Washigton University. I'm not talking about just in the 400-yard freestyl e relay in "They're swimming rested. We 've in disliking the opponent that plays one-hundredth of a second to clinch been practicing hard with no rest." Saimre said last year's 30-point "We've been training real hard and who won the 50-yard freestyle in your favorite team day after day. It's the meet, 124-117. McMurtrie said the Colonials loss to the Colonials men's swim haven ' L let up . That shows our 21.92. the teams for which you hope a Saimre won the 100- and 200- had just tapered or rested before team was very hard on a lot of depth and strength as a team." Junior Pat Mead won the 200- plane crash "unfortunately" wipes yard freestyle events in 47:95 Saturday's meet. people. "Our guys are tough," Hayman yard backstroke in 1:59.00 ancl out the entire roster. seconds and 1:44.00, respectively. Tapering involves shortening "Revenge is sweet," Saimre said. said . "If we could pull it out today, senior Craig Black won the 200- Of course, I'm not advocating a Saimre, along with Bart Dryden, practice time and distance in an "We knew thi s was a tough meet we should pull a close meet against yard breaststroke in 2: 11.68. re-enactment of the movie "Black Tim Holcroft, and Mike Servant effort to rest up before an important coming in . We came out looking to [University] next week." Sophomore Jennife r Manson Sunday," but what I'm suggesting is won the final race, the 400-yard meet and shaving reduces friction beat them this year." Other winners for the Hens won both the 500- and 1,000-yanl that you can't stand to see this team freestyle relay, in 3:11.78. in the water and can help a George Washington had time to included junior Andy Palmer, who freestyle events and freshman Kim win back-to-back titles in the ''I'm pleased with my speed so swimmer increase their speed, rest before Saturday, but the Hens won the I ,000-yard freestyle in Castellanos took first in the I 00- National Basketball Association. far this season," Saimre said. "This McMurtrie said. had no time to rest, Saimre said. 10:01.98 and senior Bart Dryden, and 200-yard freestyle events. All right, I'll come clean. The Detroit Pistons beat the Philadelphia 76ers Friday night and the key to the victory was a pair of questionable Court surface increases chance of injury calls by the officials. Sour grapes strike again, you By Alain C. Nana-Sinkam pound of strategy are all essential to of injury. senior guard Mark Haughton, and The composite floor, technically think. It probably is, but the day will Staff Reporter victory. Three major blows to starLers or sophomore center Spencer Dunkley known as Versaturf 360, w-a s come when there will be a faulty Many ingredients go into the But one ingredient cannot be important reserves have already been have seen lim ited playing time due installed by Martin Surfacing of he spark plug and the Pistons will get successful mix in the game of overlooked. One that is dealt to the Delaware men's to lower leg and knee sprain Baltimore in 1981, according Lu what's coming to them from the basketball. A cup of talent, a conspicuously mi ssing from the basketball team early in th e season. injuries. Jerry Bosse, vice president of the 76ers, the only team in the Eastern tablespoon of concentration and a Hens' recipe this season: avoidance Junior forward Alexander Coles , Like many other basketball company. He said it was resurfa ced Conference that can beat Detroit. programs, th e Hens take many during the summer of 1988. It all started with about 8 minutes preca utions to avoid injuries. Keith Bosse said that Versaturf 3 iO , left in the fourth quarter Friday Handl ing, head trainer for the team, poured-in-place polyu rethan night. The 76ers held a shaky two­ said extensive conditioning, strength synthetic flooring, deli ve rs mor v point lead when Detroit guard Joe training and pre- and post-practice "springback" to players who Dumars paced a fast break and went stretching are among the steps taken compete on the surface. . in for a game-tying layup. The only to keep players healthy. He said that an independent fu111 thing stopping him was Philadelphia "Strengthenin g the upper and called the Wood In stitute did an guard Hersey Hawkins, who, after a low er extremities is especially informal study which determined replay of the shot, appeared to have crucial to avoiding injuries," he said. that synthetic flooring red uces the successfully blocked Dumars' shot The Hens are one of two teams in number of impact injuries, such ·as one foot wide to the right of the the East Coast Conference (the other bumps, bruises and broken bones. hoop. is Towson State University) to play He also said the study showed that The whistle blew with 7:48 to go. on a synthetic fl oor. there were more turned ankles and Defensive goaltending was the call Some of the players believe the twisted knees on the sy ntheti c made by an official on the left side synthetic surface might be surface. of the court. The 21,454 Pistons fans contributing to their injuries. Dr. Charles Dolan, professor o at the Palace were cheering while I Gary Horsman, assistant athletic civil engineering, says th e punched the couch in my apartment. trainer at Towson State and trainer combination of air-soled shoes (like The score was tied on a world­ for the men's basketball team, said the Converse Energy Return System - champs-at-homey call. That's many of the players' injuries shoes worn by the team) and the nothing new, I thought, so I let it sustained on the Towson Center's synthetic floor produces a situation slide. synthetic fl oor arc foot and lower leg where it is easier for players to suff r It was the next play that put me injuries. sprain injuries. over the edge. As the 76ers brought leslie 0 . Barbaro "It [the synthetic floor] is a much "Basketball involves quick start~. the ball back downcourt, forward A study showed that polyurethane-based synthetic floors, like the one in the Delaware Field House, harder surface than people think," he Charles Barkley threw an elbow that reduce broken bones and bruises, but increase the risk of turned ankles and twisted knees. said. see FIELD HOU SE page 14 grazed his defensive counterpart, Dennis Rodman, on the nose. (He deserved a harder hit.) Runner, In a role that not even Robert DeNiro could get away with, Rodman made the whiplash-brain­ damaged-look-what-he-did-on-my­ One year later, pair of home-court motions with his head. Rodman did not, however, fall to throwers the ground; he saved his energy to Jackson returns go tell the same official (who was, not surprisingly, out of position for compete: the call) that Barkley should be ejected. to Delaware By Laura Raab · The official, who was sitting in Staff Reporter the fourth row by this time, agreed By Tara Finnegan same way, bending the same The Delaware men's track and and told Barklev to leave the court. Sports Editor way, and releasing the same field team is off to a strong start The 76ers were upset about the At 5 feet 11 inches, point way." after its opening meet, the Navy ejection with 7:32 to go, but they guard Rob Jackson may be the "He's a disciplined player," Invitational in Annapolis, Md. , kept their cool and stayed in the shortest person on the Huber said of the hard-working game until the very end. Delaware men's basketball Jackson. Saturday. "We have a very young team The game finally convinced me roster. Hi s sophomore year, and die potential for a success fu l that the Pistons are still for real. I Jackson, however, fills a tall Jackson could not be found season is there," said Larry Pra u, cannot believe how many people order in calling all the plays running the ball up the court at Hens' throwing coach. "We arc wrote them off, especially since they and preparing the team for the Delaware Field House, but going to be awesome." only lost one key player (Rick upcoming games. at Prince Georges Community Sophomore sprinter Mark Fields Mahorn, now with the 76ers) since "When I'm out there, I want College in Largo, Md. said, "Everyone on the team will their 1988-89 championship season. to get my team ready ~ play," At the end of his freshman have to work hard to be a Detroit is still the best team in the Jackson said. year, Jackson left the university successful as last season. ' NBA, and until these things happen, As a freshman, Jackson was for personal reasons but said he Fields finished third in the 200- lhey will be lhe top dogs: ready to play. He played in 28 had planned to return after meter dash in a time of 22., •Dumars, lsiah Thomas or Vinnie games, starting in seven. He some time away. Johnson fail to hit any fourth-quartel' was a 79 percent free-throw "School wasn't a factor at seconds and fourth in his heat ol shot when the Pistons are trailing; shooter and he averaged 4.4 all," he said. "When I was the men's 55-meter dash in 6.80. •Referees stop eating their points and 3.1 assists per game. away I thought a lot of things Pratt said Fields' times in the 55 whistles while Bill Laimbeer keeps Jackson credits part of his out." and the 200 were slightly off the puking on opposing players; foul shooting success to While he attended Prince qualifying times for the IC4A meet •And the 76ers discombobulate assistant coach Joe Huber's Georges last year, Jackson at Princeton University in March. leslie D. the Pistons in the Eastern help with improving his played basketball for lhe 17-11 Fields said he and the other Lw After pl~ying last ye~r at Prince Georges (Md.) Community Conference semifinals this May. concentration. "He madl" me competing members (Fields, Wad · see JACKSON page 14 College, junior Rob J~ckson is back for Delaware. Coleman and Lou Pellegrini) uscxl Count on it make sure I was standing die the meet to determine what th . josh Putterman is a manasins see NAVY page 14 editor of The Review. I 14 • THE REVIEW • December 4, 1990

~------~ -- ATTENTION There will be an organizational softball meeting tomorrow at 4 p.m. In Room lOJ, Field House floor leads to sprains · Carpenter Sports Building. For more information, contact Coach B.J. ferguson at 451-8608. continued from page 13 sometimes my f001r just sticks to the "When we play on wooden noors, floor," he said. the players feel muc'h more stops. and changes of direction, and Sophomore guard Andre Buck, comfortable," he said. in order to understand what is who suffered a sprained ankle in The Bob • Carpenter ON DECK hatJpening, we must take il)(o practice earlier this season, agrees Convocation/Sports C~nter , which MEN'S & WOMEN'S Learn Gennan account three things: surface with Dunkley's assessment will be completed in August 1992, SWIMMING - vs. Boston friction, the hardness of the floor ·~floor almost grabs at your will have a maple hardwood floor, U. at Carpenter Sports This Sum01er and the hardness of the shoe," he feet," he said. said Ben Sherman, assislant athletic Building Pool, today, 2 said. Dr. Anthony L. Cucuzzella, who director for media relations and p.m. at URI Dolan said the soft soles in the specializes in sports medicine, marketing. WOMEN'S BASKETBALL ­ June 23- August 2,1991 air-soled shoes and soft floor fonn a believes ihe synthetic floor causes Kate Pohlig, assistant athleti c vs. Villanova at Delaware volatile combination. more injuries. "Wood has more 1be Eleventh Annual German Summer School director for programs and facilities, Field Hou se, today, 7 p.m. of the Atlantic at the University of Rhode Island "What we must ask is if predictable 'give' than the other said the wooden floor will be easier MEN'S BASKETBALL - vs. St. In co-operation with the Goethe Institute Boston. technology has become too good?" [synthetic] floor, n he said. to maintain. Francis (Pa.) at Field Dolan said: Sophomore guard Ricky German will be the sole language of communication, and "We won't have to resurface this House, tomorrow, 7:30 German life and culture the heart of this six week residency He said when a player plants his Deadwyler said this extra 'give' [wood) floor every couple of years p.m. · program of intensive language study. or her foot there is a quick buildup wood offers helps players to jump like we had to with the floor we of energy and the energy must higher. "I can definitely gert up You may earn up to nine undergraduate or graduate credits have now," she said. while living in the heautiful surroundings of our country dissipated in some form. higher on a wood floor," he said campus, just minutes away from Rhode Island's magnificent Since wood has minimal ability Haughton's injury c;>ccurred, ~------, headn:s and historic Newport. to ddorm, the foot slides a shm1 during a fast break situation. "I was 'In is program is ideally suited for anyone wishing to enroU in distance and the energy is lost in corning down the court on the break beginning, intermediate, or advanced German. Thke advantage heat and sound (the squeak). He said and came to a quick stop," he said. of this rare opportunity to participate In this total Gennan synthetic flooring presents a "My foot stuck while the rest of my language experience. IUation. . different si body kept on going." Contact: "The floor has a much better "When we go on the road and ability te deform," he said. "The Dr. John Grandin and OlJ play on wood, as a team we feel Dr. Olio Oornbcrg, Co-Directors V ~~.... shoe do&n 't slip, and instead stays better," said team captain Haughton, Dept. of l.anguagcs, URI \. _ ::. in place: Since the energy has "> go who also has an ankle injury. Kingston, Rl 02881 Or caU: ( 401) 792-5911 somewhere, it is absorbed by the Horsman said Towson's players • ankle or knee." enjoy playing on wood as well. ·Dunkley said he expe~ences this when playing on the synthetic floor. "When I make a stop or cut, Navy continued from page 13

need to improve t>n during the season. The throwing tdlm will be led this season by Coleman, a junior hammer throw,er, and sophomore shotpuuer Pellegrini, Pratt said. ' Coleman's throw would have lbroken a Delaware school record in the hammer throw, but the throw was ruled I foul, Pratt said. "This meet was good for me I •, because I know I can get in the ci rcle," Coleman said. "I'll work very hard this week to prepare for our next meet at Georgetown. "• Pellegrini, who is coming off a bad illness, threw the shot put for 48 feet, 6 inches in the shotput to rinish eighth, Pratt said. It took Galileo 16 years to master the universe. Fields said the meet featured a lot of scholarship schools, so the You have one night. team had to work very hard to compete at the higher level. It seems unfair. The genius had all that time. WhiJe you have a few The schools competing in the invitational included William and short hours to learn your sun spots from your satellites before the ----- Mary, Virginia, Georgetown, dreaded astronomy exam. · Maryland and tlie host, Navy. On the other hand, Vivarin gives you the definite advantage. It helps The Hens will face the Hoyas keep you awake and mentally alert for hours. Safely and conveniently. So VIVARIN. and Navy. in their next tri-meet, even when the subject matter's dull, your mind wiJl stay razor sharp. Saturday . at Georgetown for fast pte!\ up-safe as coffee University. • If Galileo had used Vivarin, maybe he could have mastered the solar system faster, too. jackson Revive with VIVARIN. continued from page 13

Owls and averaged 15 points and seven assists per game. He was selected Region '20 All­ Star and was voted the team's Most , Valuable Player. Jackson said teammates Alexander Coles and Denard Montgomery talked to him about returning to the university while he was auending Prince George's. "You could 1ell he really wanted to come back," Coles said. This year, the)unior returned to the university and not only made the team, but earned the starting FACULTY,. STAFF AND MEMBER~ OF point guard position. "He's improved a lot," Coles THE UNIVERSITY COMMUNITY said. "He's · a littl~; more aggressive." • "[Making the team] wasn't easy," Jackson said. "I had to work as hard as everyone else. "There's a lot more talent and SPRING COMMENCEMENT AND everyone's worked so hard to get their games up." CONVOCA·TION, FORMERLY HELD As point guard, Jackson sees I -, • himself as a motivator and said he ... has an important role of getting the ON_TWO DAYS WILL BE ball inside to the bigger players. "If II can get the ball to the big HELD THIS YEAR ON ONE DAY. man and he dunks, it gets the fans int,o the game and the team gets • pumpod up more," he said. In Wednesday's loss against Bucknell University, Jackson had two points and five assists. Jack'son hopes the Hens (0-2) SATURDAY, JUNE 1, 1991 will be able to live up to their expectations as the No. 1 team in the East Coast Conference. PLEASE NOTIFY FAMILY MEMBERS AND GUESTS OF "It's nke to be picked to win ' THIS CHANGE. COMMENCEMENT BULLETINS everything, but right now we have to play every te..-. and we've gOl to PROVIDING SPECIFIC DETAILS WILL BE SENT TO show it," Jackson said. "We have . GRADUATES IN MARCH, 1991. I the chemistry, everybody has to I I take their time." ' ~ _j ' -- December, 4, 1990 • THE REVIEW • 1 5 COMICS ·-

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