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MONDAY, APRIL 6, 1987 the independent student newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's Local man Reagan, Mulroney has attack at Morris Inn meet for summit By CHRIS BEDNARSKI Associated Press virtually unchanged from News Editor Reagan’s three previous sum­ OTTAWA - President mits with Mulroney: acid rain, A 75-year-old South Bend res­ Reagan arrived in Ottawa Sun­ trade and Canada’s claim of ident collapsed at the Morris day for meetings with Prime sovereignty over the Inn early Saturday evening and Minister Brian Mulroney at a Northwest Passage, which the later died after being summit where the two leaders’ United States maintains is an transported to Memorial political problems provided a international waterway. Hospital of South Bend. backdrop to nagging differ­ Washington also is unhappy William Keller, of 602 25th ences on trade and acid rain with the level of Canada’s St., South Bend, collapsed at pollution. defense spending, which approximately 7:45 p.m. Satur­ Both sides said in advance amounts to 2.2 percent of its day in the dining room of the that no agreements or joint gross national product. The Morris Inn, according to Hazel statements would be produced United States says the figure is Kelley, assistant hostess of the during Reagan’s 24-hour visit. below alliance-agreed targets. dining room. Keller was eating The Canadians billed the The political climate has dinner alone when “ he just summit as “ an inconclusive changed markedly for both arched backwards’’ and col­ working session." The leaders since their last meeting lapsed in his chair, she said. Americans called it a summit in Washington in March 1986. Kelley said a registered “without drama - a lot of Reagan has been bruised by nurse and an Indiana State workmanlike, businesslike ses­ the Iran-Contra episode, while Trooper who were in the dining sions to look at the agenda.” Mulroney has been battered by room “ by chance ” immedi­ “ I don’t expect any major a series of scandals and contro­ ately began administering breakthroughs on a dozen d if­ versies involving members of CPR. Notre Dame Security ferent fronts,” Mulroney said his Cabinet. Some Canadians was called, and they, in turn, Sunday in an interview on NBC- feel Mulroney has been too ac­ called an ambulance crew, she TV’s “ Meet the Press.” “ What commodating to Reagan. said. I expect is solid, continual Mulroney responds: “ I make Ambulance attendants progress.” no apologies for that.” worked on Keller for “ a good At Parliament Hill, a short In 1984, Mulroney led his Pro­ 20 minutes," said paramedic distance from the airport, gressive Conservative Party to John Ritter. “ We did every­ where Air Force One touched the largest landslide in thing we could, "he said. “ We’d down, more than 5,000 Canadian history. However, a get his heartbeat back for a demonstrators gathered with recent poll shows his party is while and then it would dis­ banners and ballons to protest in third place and that Mul- sipate again. Nothing seemed Reagan’s visit. The protesters roney’s personal popularity to work.” complained about the Canada has fallen to 23 percent - a drop Keller was transported to U.S. free-trade talks, acid rain of 47 points from 1984. Memorial Hospital of South and Reagan’s Central America Reagan took some of the Bend. “ We were still working policy. sting out of the acid rain dis­ on him at the hospital,” said Over two days, Reagan and pute when he pledged last Ritter. “ Things didn’t look too Mulroney will hold two rounds month to seek $2.5 billion over good though.” The ObserverZZoltan Ury of talks and meet at a state din­ five years for innovative Keller was treated for a Dancing your pants off ner Sunday night and a demonstration projects to curb “ short time" in the hospital’s luncheon at the prime mini­ polluting emissions from coal- emergency room before dying At the third annual Charity Ball to benefit the Catholic Relief ster’s residence Monday. burning facilities. of cardio-pulmanary arrest, a Services, two students dance holes in their shoes at South Dining Reagan also will address a On trade, the two countries serious heart attack, according Hall Saturday night. The benefits go to Ethiopia and Third World joint session of Parliament on are engaged in negotiations in­ to a ward secratary in the countries, though the object was to raise consciousness and Monday and meet with opposi­ tended to produce a free-trade emergency room. awareness about hunger and world suffering. tion leader John Turner. agreement removing all tariff The agenda for the talks was and non-tariff barriers. Hofman honored forJunior Moms visit SMC campus dedication, teaching By DEIRDRE FINN sisted of pictures that had been of the weekend,” said junior News Staff submitted by juniors earlier in Lenore Madden. By REGIS COCCIA dents of my course who the year. Petro said, “ The pur­ Students and mothers partic­ ipated as models and commen­ and JOE MURPHY write me and the one I ap­ The theme, “You are my pose of the slide show was to mother by chance, but my show moms what college life is tators for the fashion show, Staff reporters preciate the most is respect.’ ” friend by choice,” appropri­ really like.” which was sponsored by The Professor Emil Hofman Known for his weekly ately expressed the sentiments Saturday’s activities began Milady Shop, a local boutique. has been named the quizzes, Hofman said, “ It is of the Junior Mother-Daughter with early morning aerobics at The day’s activities were recipient of the Schilts- important there be a device Weekend at Saint M ary’s. Angela Athletic Facility. capped off with a cocktail party Leonard Award by the Col­ that w ill cause students to Patty Petro, organizer of the Throughout the day, various in the lobby of Regina Hall. lege of Science. study and keep them up with event, was “ extremely pleased lectures were given in connec­ “The cocktail party was The award honors the pro­ the class material. The with the outcome of the tion with the weekend. Chuck really fun. It was great to meet fessor in the College who weekly quiz is the answer." weekend.” She said it was one Pressler, sociology professor my friends’ moms in such a best exemplifies profes­ The weekly quiz, Hofman of the best turnouts for the at Saint Mary’s, discussed the relaxed atmosphere,” said Col­ sionalism and dedication in said, is a good way for him event, with more than 275 mot­ importance of relationships in leen Harty. the field. to teach the large chemistry hers and other guests par­ his lecture, “Love Doesn’t The weekend ended with a " I’m delighted," said Hof­ classes and monitor the stu­ ticipating. Grow on Trees.” Roberta special Mass at the Church of man, a chemistry professor dents’ progress. The weekend offered a vari­ Noblemen acted out sections of Loretto on Sunday morning. who has been at Notre Dame Hofman said the students ety of planned events that ap­ St. Luke’s Gospel in her lec­ “ The church was beautiful. for 37 years. appreciate the extra help pealed to both the students and ture, “ Feminine Spirituality.” It was a nice end to the weekend,” said Ann Betten­ The award is named after available to them. He holds their mothers. Jay Louis’s lecture, “ Becoming the late Father James weekly workshops and Mothers and daughters were a Better You,” dealt with goal dorf. Schilts, a Notre Dame pro­ review sessions. He also invited to attend the perfor­ setting and preparing for the Even those juniors whose fessor of astromony and uses video tapes of his class mance of the North Carolina future. mothers were unable to attend physics. to assist students. Ballet Company at O’Laughlin Many considered the high­ participated in the activities. Hofman, who is retiring at Another aspect of Hof- Auditorium Friday night. light of the weekend to be the "I enjoyed spending time with my friends and their the end of this academic man’s chemistry course After the performance, there luncheon and fashion show at year, said, “ The word most was a slide show and welcome the M arriott Hotel. moms, even though my mom often used by form er stu­ see AWARD, page 3 reception at Angela Athletic “ The luncheon and fashion Facility. The slide show con­ show were my favorite events see MOMS, page 4 The Observer Monday, April 6, 1987 - page 2 In Brief Take a moment to think

Anthony Michel, chairman of the department of before you give your opinion electrical and computer engineering, has been named I was in class the other day when the discus­ Frank M. Freimann Professor of Engineering by Provost sion turned to pornography. Timothy O’Meara. The appointment is effective Aug 23. “ And if we could only stop pornography, all Rob Michel, who holds a doctorate in electrical engineering of the sexism that exists might end,” was the from Marquette University, came to Notre Dame in 1984 thrust of one person’s argument. Hennig as professor and chairman of the department of electrical “ But why would that happen,” I responded. Copy Editor engineering. - The Observer “ Because pornography subjugates women,” she answered. “ Are you sure? How do you know that?” I persisted. “ It’s obvious,” was the reply. Of Interest Now I’m not saying I believe that pornogra­ phy is a good thing, but whether it ’s a bad thing or not is not obvious, folks. Father Michael McCafferty’sanniversary of Consider the complexities involved: Has any ordination is today. The 5:15 Mass at Sacred Heart will study found a direct relationship between the celebrate Father Mike’s ordination. Everyone is invited viewing of pornography, even hard-core porn, and encouraged to attend and to pray for Father Mike’s and crim inal behavior? To my knowledge, none continued recovery after his bone marrow transplant in has. Unfortunately, the Meese Commission’s Seattle. - The Observer recent report tries to make just such a claim without any substantive evidence. In fact, the The Notre Dame Composer Concert, featuring the star witness for the commission, Edward Don- music of Ethan Haimo, will be held tonight at 8 in Wash­ nerstein of the University of Wisconsin, refused ington Hall. The program will consist of Haimo’s works to make such a claim, saying that violence is performed by various members of the Notre Dame music what causes crim inal behavior, not porn. community. - The Observer But the point here is not to talk about porn. The point is that too many times during my “Career Planning Workshop” is the title of a stay here at Notre Dame I ’ve heard conversa­ presentation to be given by Joan McIntosh of Career and tions degenerate into issues that people really Placement Services today at 4 p.m. in the Career and do not know what they are talking about. Placement Services Conference Room. Students of all If I had to think of one complaint I have about majors are invited to attend. - The Observer life under the Golden Dome, it’s that students been moving away from the overprotective here are uncritical in developing opinions. paternalism of the past . . . vestiges remain, A book fair will be held this week at Little Professor Take the subject of abortion. How many particularly with regard to the expression of Book Center at University Commons. A percentage of all people believe abortion is wrong? It’s a pretty unconventional beliefs and sentiments.” sales will go to the Ladies of Notre Dame/ Saint Mary’s safe bet most of the people here at Catholic Read about the censorship of nearly 100 College Scholarship Fund. From today until Saturday, haven do. But why? Bookstore Basketball names. Read about the shopping at Little Professor will benefit this scholarship “ Well, the pope said so, it ’s wrong - it ’s just censorship of “ The Juggler” and the shutting- fund, which is organized by the faculty wives and faculty plain wrong. That’s all there is to it,” is a not down of “ The Scholastic.” women. - The Observer uncommon reply. The administration has not been a good ex­ Again, I ’m not trying to say abortion should ample to follow. International students will have an opportunity be condoned, but too often people cannot give “ The Religious Factor” written more than 25 to meet with Father Malloy and Father Beauchamp a well thought-out position as to why it should years ago stated that “ the basic intellectual tonight at 7 in the ISO lounge. Refreshments w ill be served be condemned. orientation which Catholicism develops (is) an at the question and answer session. - The Observer According to “ The Shape of Catholic Higher orientation which values obedience above intel­ Education,” “ Catholics chose business as a fu­ lectual autonomy.” Peace with Justice Week begins tonight w ith the video ture career more often than Protestants from Maybe that’s the price we have to pay for “ God and Money,” which looks at the issues raised by the all denominations except Congregational . . . being a Catholic university. I don’t know how, U.S. Bishops’ pastoral letter on economics. The film will Explanantions for this phenomenon differ, but then, Father Hesburgh can talk about making be shown at 7 p.m. in the Grace Hall pit, followed by a a common thread running through them all is Notre Dame a “great Catholic university.” discussion led by Prof. Drew Christiansen of the theology the suggested absence of critical inquiry.” Maybe we can do both. department. - The Observer Sounds pretty accurate? Well, the book I am But this can be achieved only if we begin to referring to was written in 1967, not 1987. really think what underlies much of our beliefs. An Tostal sign-ups for Impersonations, Loud Mouth, In my opinion, things really haven’t changed In the end, I ’m not asking for anyone to aban­ Serf Auction, Mud Volleyball, Mud Pillow Fights, Golf much at all since then. don his Catholicism. Far be it for me to do so. Tournament, Slam Dunk, Kisser, Air Band, Ultimate Fris- But students are not alone in a lack of intel­ All I’m asking is for people to think a little bit bee, NDSMC Challenge, Canoe Races, Bike Races, Beat lectual inquiry. The same source continues that before they speak. the Clock and Recess-Pizza Eating will be held from 7-9 although “ Catholic college administrators have Please. tonight and Tuesday night in the An Tostal office on the second floor of LaFortune. For any questions, call the An Tostal office at 239-6908. - The Observer Rape Prevention: A Common Sense Approach

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The Observer (USPS 599 2-4000) is published Monday through Friday except The deadline for all applications April is 8th. during exam and vacation periods. The Observer is published by the students of the University of Notre Dame and Saint Mary's College. Subscriptions may be purchas­ ed for $40 per year ($25 per semester) by writing The Observer, P.O. Box Q, Notre Dame, Indiana 46556. The Observer is a member of The Associated Press. All reproduction rights arc reserved. The Observer Monday, April 6, 1987 - page 3 Alumnae club leaders hold meeting at SMC By MARIA DOTI “ Over half the alumnae from Staff Reporter Saint M ary’s are from classes graduating in the 70’s and Thirty-seven alumnae club 80’s,” said DeFoe. “ That tells presidents from all around the us where we have to focus our country participated in the 1987 attention. We must reach the Club Presidents’ Conference younger graduates, and April 3-5 on the Saint Mary’s whatever we can do to make College campus. that connection - we do it.” Representatives, from such This year marks the 90th an­ distant places as Alaska and niversary for the Saint Mary’s Seattle, traveled to learn more clubs. It has the seventh oldest about their cities’ clubs and alumnae club organization ways to improve them. throughout the country. “ The club presidents have a definite interest in continuing “ One advantage of going to education, student recruit­ a school like Saint M ary’s is ment, career networking, that it has a wide geographic fundraising and development,” range,” said Bernath. “ It has Are they 21 ? The Observer /Z oltanU ry said Barbara Borchers Ber- a national student body as well With the alcohol policy temporarily suspended center) and moms enjoy a few drinks at the nath, conference chairman. as a local one.” for a “Saint Mary’s moment,” juniors Kelly Junior Mother/Daughter Weekend cocktail hour “ The theme of the weekend Igoe (left center) and Haley Osterbeck (right in Regina Hall lounge at Saint Mary’s. Beverly Senda DeFoe, con­ is ‘Enjoy, Learn, Share, Plan, ference vice chairman, said, Do,’ ” according to DeFoe. the boss,” Hoffman said. He sible for the success of any stu­ “ It’s helpful to the participants Award dressed as Bruce Springsteen. dent, but I enjoy being able to to be with other club presidents The club presidents get to continued from page 1 Over the years, Hofman said see the success of students. who share many of the same “ enjoy” meeting club leaders he has taught many students This is the joy of teaching,” problems, as well as ideas for from all over the country; they which has attention over the who have later become quite said Hofman. improvement.” get to “ learn” new ways of or­ years is the “ Emil Parade.” successful. Among them are ganizing their clubs and utiliz­ Started by students, the parade Father Edward Malloy, Hofman previously has The topics to be covered at ing skills; there is ample op­ occurs before the final exam president-elect of the Univer­ received the Thomas Madden the conference were the result portunity to “ share” these each semester. “ The parade sity, John Goldrick, associate Award for excellence in teach­ of a questionnaire mailed to the skills and ideas; club leaders lessens the tension before the vice president for residence life ing freshmen at Notre Dame, various clubs last year. “ This meet and “plan” new pro­ exam. For the first several as well as congressmen and the Presidential Citation for is a conference, not a class­ grams; and finally, those in­ years, the students planned it leaders in fields of business and University Service presented room,” said Bernath. “Our volved in the weekend get to go all, now I get into the act,” said science. by University President goal is to get alumnae involved back to their respective clubs Hofman. “The qualities he consis­ Theodore Hesburgh, the James and enhance club participa­ and do the things they planned “This past semester, I tently has displayed in abun­ Armstrong Award for Univer­ tion.” at the conference. wanted to show them I was still dance have been a deep con­ sity Service presented by the cern for individual students, a Notre Dame Alumni Associa­ willingness to be available and tion and the Gold Medal a conviction that students can Finalist for professor of the succeed with the proper year from the Council for the ATTENTION NOTRE DAME AND amount of effort,” said Malloy. Advancement and Support of SAINT MARY’S GRADUATES “ I cannot claim to be respon­ Education.

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In January, Roberts told a na­ tional television audience that was bomoutofactcophony God had spoken to him and told him he would die if he did not raise $8 million for the scholar­ ship fund by March 31. (^competing voices. On April 1, Roberts said he had received about $8.7 million in donations. He said he needed that amount every year to fund But today the freedom of the medical missionaries who speech that remains the hallmark study at his Tulsa, Okla., medi­ cal school. of our Constitution may be threatened. Roberts also told his fol­ The NAAAF Essay Contest is lowers last Easter in Dallas that he would die if he did not designed to emphasize the impor­ raise the money by the end of tance of free speech and open last year, but after failing to debate in a vital area. meet the deadline he made the televised appeal. A spokes­ In his best-selling book, They woman said in February that Dare to Speak Out: People and in the heat of his 1986 presenta­ Institutions Confront Israel’s tion he apparently got the dead- line dates mixed up. ______Lobby former Congressman Paul Findley sounds an alarm: “It is clear Moms that many Americans do notjeel they continued from page 1 can speak freely on one of the most complicated and challenging current couldn’t come,” said Haley Os- terbeck. issues: The Arab-lsraeli dispute.’’ Mothers and daughters Is he right? What do you think? agreed that it was a Full time college and univer- 17S7 Signing o f the Constitution, George Washington Presiding, by Howard Chandler Christy pleasurable weekend. “ I enjoyed the weekend. The sity students are invited to submit a critical essay of 2,500 words or less Please send me complete guidelines and events were interesting and on the subject “The Development of American Middle East Policy: Is entry forms. well planned,” said Renee Con- Free Speech Threatened?” well’s mother, Alice. “ It was great being able to There w ill be 200 regional winners of $1,000 each and 10 national spend time with just mom,” winners of an additional $4,000 each. College or University said Katie Englehart. The contest is sponsored by the NAAA Foundation, a charitable Erin Haggerty summed up the feelings of most of the organization which carries out educational programs on Middle East Campus Address juniors. “ I never knew I could subjects. have so much fun with my Television commentator Tom Braden serves as Honorary Chairman mom.” of the Selection Committee. Distinguished columnist Carl Rowan is Correction Awards Chairman. Send us the coupon for details and entry forms. Send to: NAAA Foundation, P.O. Box 19144. Washington, DC 20036 A page five story Entries must be postmarked by May 31,1987. Thursday listed Kathleen McKernan’s class year in­ correctly. She is a sopho­ more. ______TheNAAA Fbuixlarion Essay Contest

Commemorating the Anniversary of the Constitution • 200 Years • 200 Winners U n ite d W hy The Observer Monday, April 6, 1987 - page 5 Security Beat Thursday 2:03 p.m. - A two-car accident at Juniper and Dorr Roads was inves­ 4:18 p.m. - A resident of St. Joseph tigated. The accident occurred as Hall was the victim of a larceny from one vehicle was attempting to make his auto. Taken was a cassette player a left turn onto Dorr Road and was and a tire gauge valued at $65. The then hit by a southbound vehicle. One theft took place while the car was of the drivers, a Farley Hall resi­ parked near St. Joseph Hall. dent, was injured as a result.

7:30 p.m. - A Lewis Hall resident re­ 2:05 p.m. - A resident of Planner Hall ported that someone took two reported the theft of his backpack notebooks and a calculus book while from the lobby of the Hammes she left them on top of a coat rack Bookstore. The victim had left his at the South Dining Hall. Loss is es­ property in the outer lobby while he timated at $47. was in the store. Loss is estimated at $205. 10:00 p.m. - A resident of Grace Hall reported that his laundry was stolen 2:55 p.m. - A Holy Cross Hall resident from LaFortune. The victim had to reported that vandalism had been leave the laundry room to get change dome to his car while it was parked and upon his return found that his in the D-6 lot. Apparently someone clothing was missing. Loss is esti­ kicked the passenger side door mated at $350. causing approximately $300 in dama­ ges. Friday 3:55 p.m. - One of the exhibitors 1:30 a.m. - Security officers during the Home and Garden Show recovered a vase and flower a r­ reported the theft of some merchan­ rangement valued at $300 which had dise from their display booth. Taken been taken from the Morris Inn. Se­ were plastic plant supports. Total curity does have suspect information loss is estimated at $72. and the investigation is continuing. 6:30 p.m. - A South Bend resident 9:25a.m. - A student Security officer, reported the theft of his overcoat while on patrol in the AB-16 lot, found from the University Club. The coat a vehicle that had been vandalized. was valued at $135. The car is owned by Affordable Auto Rental in South Bend. The driver’s side window had been broken out. Saturday Damage is estimated at $100. 12:15 p.m.- Two vehicles were in­ 2:05 a.m. - A Notre Dame student volved in a minor traffic accident at was turned over to NDSD by Juniper and Dorr Roads. It was a Roseland Police after being charged rear end collision as both cars were with Minor Consuming Alcohol. The southbound approaching the inter­ case is being reviewed by the office section. No one was injured and both of Student Affairs. The Observer/Zoltan Ury drivers were residents of South Real student athletes Bend. Damage estimates are un­ 10:00 a.m. - A Notre Dame Credit known at this time. Union employee reported an acci­ Members of a Bookstore Basketball team with just won their first game. The sneakers seem 12:15 p.m. A Granger woman was dent which had taken place the night smiles as big as their basketball are either on to indicate the latter. injured while she was attending the before. As the driver was turning RY and Camper Show at the ACC. into the back parking area, control their way to an early graduation or they have The woman tripped over an electri­ of the car was lost due to ice on the cal cable in the Fieldhouse. She was pavement. The car is estimated at transported to the hospital by Secur­ having approximately $1,000 of ity for treatment. damage while the light pole was not Bishops, scholars to meet at SMC damaged at all. 1:45 p.m. - A South Bend resident was found to be trespassing on Notre 11:45 a.m. - A Stanford Hall resident Dame property. The suspect's vehi­ reported the theft his student ID to discuss agenda for Rome synod cle was found in an area where van­ from his room. The theft occurred dalisms are common which is what while the victim was infirmed at the By COURTNEY JAMIESON extending invitations to established roots in the lead to finding the subject. Student Health Center. Church.” News Staff scholars in specialized areas who will aid the delegates in “ It is an honor for Saint Saint Mary’s will serve as their deliberations while they Mary’s to be a resource to the host for a pre-synod synthesiz­ frame the agenda for Rome. world Church for the Synod on ing symposium from June 7-10 Some of those resource persons the Laity,” said President for U.S. and Canadian bishops w ill be asked to make presen­ Hickey. attending the world Synod on tations to the members of the A m ajor focus at the world the Laity in Rome. synthesizing symposium. synod in Rome w ill be women’s roles in the Church. Donnelly The agenda for the meeting “ One of the reasons Saint will preview the pastoral letter includes a welcoming banquet M ary’s was chosen is because the National Conference of with College President William of the ground work President Catholic Bishops is preparing Hickey as host, and a presenta­ Hickey did with Mrs. Dolores on the role of women in the tion by Father Brian Hehir on Leckey, executive director of Church in the United States. the Church and the world. the bishops’ committee on the While on campus the bishops laity,” Donnelly said. and others involved with the Doris Donnelly, co-director pre-synod symposium will be for the Center of Spirituality She added, “ Part of the rea­ residing in Regina Hall, chosen and coordinator of the event, son we were chosen is that we because it best accomodates said, “ I believe the national of­ are a women’s institution, the needs of the meeting, ac­ fice in Washington is currently clearly Catholic, with long- cording to Donnelly. 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Associated Press list the names of 36,000 Nazi henchmen Heinrich Himmler master “ List of War Criminals, tions that he falsified his Nazi- war criminals, suspects and and Adolf Eichmann, who di­ Suspects and M aterial W it­ era past was a key issue in the UNITED NATIONS - Two witnesses and background on rected the deportation of nesses (Germans, Italians, campaign. large safes in a building 16 the workings of the Nazi exter­ European Jews to death camps Bulgarians and Hungarians).” Following the disclosures on blocks north of United Nations mination machinery used and who was hanged by Israel According to a photocopy of Waldheim, Israel demanded headquarters hold 8,000 sealed against the Jews during World in 1962. Hitler and Himmler the confidential list obtained by that the secret U.N. war files containing a wealth of War II. committed suicide in 1945. reporters, Waldheim stood ac­ Crimes Commission files be detail on Nazi war criminals The Nazi war crimes list in The name that sparked the cused by Yugoslavia of “ m ur­ opened. and their crimes. the files is closed. Access to the current controversy was an der, putting to death of U.N. Secretary-General The 146 gray cardboard secret files is permitted to U.N. obscure ex-first lieutenant in hostages” during his unit’s Javier Perez de Cuellar turned boxes holding the files have be­ member governments only, Hitler’s Wehrmacht - Kurt merciless campaign against down the request after polling come a focus of controversy who request the names of spe­ Waldheim. In postwar years, Yugoslav partisans between the 17 wartime allies who were over whether they should be cific suspects about whom they he rose to become Austrian A pril 1944 and May 1945. represented on the commission opened to Israel and to seek information. foreign minister, U.N. Waldheim’s wartime role did between 1943 and 1948. With the Holocaust scholars. The names listed make up a secretary-general and, ul­ not come to light until last exception of Australia, the The sealed U.N. War Crimes veritable “ Who’s Who in Nazi timately, president of Austria. year’s heated election for former commission members Commission files had been all Germany,” including Nazi Waldheim’s name is the 724th Austria’s presidency. Waldhim favored continuation of the but forgotten for 40 years. They leader Adolf Hitler, his on the commission’s 79th denied the charges, but allega­ present closed system. Other diseases dwarfed by attention to AIDS Associated Press 33,000 people in the United States, so far killing more than ATLANTA-AIDS is dominat­ 19,000. In 1986 alone, 12,049 ing the headlines but other cases of acquired immune sexually transmitted diseases deficiency syndrome were still affect millions, including a diagnosed in the United States, virus believed to cause cancer the CDC reports. that is “ spreading in epidemic proportions,” researchers say. But there were more than 13 Sexual contact has become m illion cases of other sexually the chief form of transmission transmitted diseases in that of one form of hepatitis, a liver same year, according to CDC disease. And chances of getting estimates. such diseases as herpes, chlamydia, gonorrhea and syp­ Last year’s total included hilis are vastly higher than the 896,383 reported cases of gonor­ odds of getting AIDS. rhea, up from 883,826 a year “You don’t die, generally, earlier but down from 1,042,900 from gonorrhea or syphilis, in 1980. Researchers say re­ and certainly not from ported cases are the tip of the chlamydia,” said Dr. Jonathan iceberg; the true incidence of Zenilman of the Division of gonorrhea is estimated at 2 mil­ Sexually Transmitted Diseases lion to 3 m illion cases in 1986. at the Atlanta-based national Centers for Disease Control. Other estimates include 4 “But there’s a danger of m illion to 5 m illion cases of them getting lost in the shuffle. chlamydia, 1 m illion cases of They are still very much im­ Double Domers TheObserver/ZoltanUry genital warts from human portant health problems,” he papilloma virus, 500,000 new Notre Dame graduates Jennie Salvador, a former Zahm resident, took their nuptial vows said. herpes cases and 90,000 cases former Farley resident, and Chris Coene, a in Sacred Heart Church on Saturday. AIDS has struck more than of syphilis, Zenilman said.

20 politicalprisoners leave Cuba PEACE WITH JUSTICE WEEK 1987 grate last December, but posal was approved 19 to 18 Peace With Justice Week was begun by the Association of Catholic Colleges Associated Press and Universities (ACCU) to promote dialogue on issues of justice and Cuban authorities postponed w ith 6 abstentions. peace, with special attention devoted to Catholic social teaching. The week is scheduled each year to include the April 11 anniversary of Pope WASHINGTON - Cuba has al­ their departure until the new A report last year by John XXIII’s landm ark encyclical, "Pacem in Terris" (1963). lowed 20 former long-term po­ year without explanation. Americas Watch, a New York- Monday. April $ litical prisoners to emigrate to based human rights group, said "G O D A N D MONEY" the United States in the past 10 Several weeks ago, the Cuba has the most long-term weeks, sending them at the rate United States tried to persuade 7:00 P.M. A 45 m inute video which explores the issues raised by the political prisoners of any US. Bishops' recent pastoral letter on the U.S. economy. of two a week in an apparent the 43-nation U.N. Human country in the world. In a 1985 Following the video, there will be a discussion led by Prof. Drew Christiansen of Notre Dame's Department of attempt to avoid publicity, ac­ Rights Commission in Geneva interview, President Fidel theology. Place: Grace Hall Pit. cording to U.S. officials. to address the Cuba question, Castro said there are fewer The officials said the but a motion to k ill the U.S. pro­ than 200. piecemeal approach appeared "EDUCATION FOR JUSTICE: IS IT POSSIBLE?" to be aimed at eliminating the 7:30 P.M. Rev. Edward "Monk " Malloy, C S C., President-elect of tumultuous receptions that lights of the Castle Notre Dame, will deliver an address followed by a panel discussion by selected Notre Dame students; there will have accompanied large-scale also be time for general questions. Place: Washington Hall. Note: required tickets may be obtained free of prisoner releases in the past Mens Hairstyling charge at W ashington Hall betw een 11:00 a.m . and 4:00 p.m . A pril 3 ,6 ,7 . This event is part of the "Dialogue on and have received extensive $ A student $8.50 complete Education" series. media attention. -■ ▼ Wcut style A ll 20 Cubans were released MINUTES AWAY FROM CAMPUS W ednesday, April 8 from prison last May following 272-0312 277-1691 BISHOP TH O M A S J. GUM BLETON a personal appeal to President DISCOUNTS FOR ALL STUDENTS 7:00 P.M. Reflections on the University's Lenten theme: "God does Fidel Castro by French under­ not see as we see - for we look at appearances, but the Lord looks into the heart" (1 Sam uel 16:7). Bishop sea explorer Jacques Cousteau, W« i Im leetere the Royal Browse Sawtawalag Gumbleton is auxiliary Bishop of the Archdiocese of Ceater See a tea le mleetee. . . Not Hoere Detroit and President of Pax Christi, USA. who visited Cuba in late 1985. Place: Sacred Heart Church. The last two of the 20 arrived IroewtH • *L Hoed M (»,*.< SO.., Wednesday aboard a weekly Thursday, April 9 charter flight that operates be­ "PEASANT OF EL SALVADOR" tween Miami and Havana. The 9:00 P.M. A n aw ard w inning play which portrays the struggle of an other 18 had arrived on earlier aging hill farmer and his family against the backdrop of sweeping social and political change. This powerful charter flights. The Observer drama has received standing ovations in 39 states and in L ondon since its release in 1981. Reserved tickets are In the past, mass arrivals in $4.00, available at the Center for Social Concerns M iam i of form er Cuban (239-5293). Place: W ashington Hall. prisoners have generated The Observer Is accepting applications for widespread attention. When a the following paid positions: Saturday. April 11 group of 75 showed up there last GREAT HUNGER CLEAN UP September, thousands gath­ All day Students raise money to help alleviate hunger by participating in community improvement projects. For ered at the airport for the oc­ m ore inform ation, contact Sophia Tw arog 283-2814, DAY EDITOR Richard Schwartz 283-3746, M ark Drajem 283-4104, or casion, including high ranking Sean Evers 232-9112. city officials and Assistant Sec­ retary of State Elliott Abrams. Peace W ith Justice Week at N otre Dame is sponsored by the Questions should be directed to Jim Winkler at the Observer of­ Network for Peace and Justice (NFPJ) under the auspices of the The State Department had C enter for Social Concerns. expected the 20 Cubans and fice (239-5313). their family members to emi­ Viewpoint Monday, April 6, 1987 - page 7 Unique emphasis sets economic program apart

I wish to respond to Christopher ulty is a specialized faculty. Faculty nomics research connected to social Now, that last consideration, in my Ryan’s March 31 guest column concern­ members specialize in three areas of justice or “ political economy” issues opinion, merits to be rewarded with ing the quality of Notre Dame’s economics: Public Sector Economics, well. That is to say that anything that more and not less - as Christopher Ryan graduate programs. In particular, I Labor Economics and Development is published in “ leading ” journals will suggests - alumni money. No other wish to respond to his citing the depart­ Economics. A specialized faculty ought have to be above average simply be­ school in this country is able to produce ment of economics as an example of to publish in specialized journals. To cause of the nature of the issues that economics Ph.D.’s that would reflect the kinds of concerns he has. achieve a “ proper” ranking of econom­ some of our faculty members deal with. the social dimension for economics as ics departments (based on publications b. Notre Dame’s economics depart­ much as our department does. That is Jurgen Brauer alone) would have to take specializa­ ment successfully competes - if I may also amply demonstrated when looking tions into account. The second study believe our director of graduate studies at the current economics graduate stu­ that Ryan alludes to (the one counting in economics - with the top schools in dent population at Notre Dame. There guest column articles in only four-out of hundreds-of the country. Students applying here is simply no other department at Notre the economics journals) is suspectible also apply at Harvard, Northwestern, Dame whose graduate students have Ryan mentions that a recent ranking to this consideration. A specialized fac­ Cornell,Amherst, Princeton, Chicago, been and are as involved in social jus­ of economics departments in this ulty will rarely publish in “ general” you name the school. They not only ap­ tice issues as the economics depart­ country found Notre Dame’s at position journals. Only a large faculty, in terms ply; they obtain letters of acceptance, ment. Since it is Notre Dame’s explicit 121. Let me correct Ryan on two counts, of the faculty/ student ratio, can be ex­ too. The ones that decide to come to purpose to attract and produce people and then provide a series of counter­ pected to do that. In fact, the top rated Notre Dame most often cite our empha­ with that dimension in mind, it is inap­ arguments, ending with a plea to in­ programs exhibit exactly this charac­ sis on social justice as their prime rea­ propriate to rap the economics depart­ crease funding to the economics depart­ teristic of having a “ large” faculty in son for accepting. Some of us sim ply ment for doing exactly what Notre ment instead of curtailing it as Ryan this sense. don’t want to study at a “ top-10” eco­ Dame supposedly stands for and even suggests. 4. Who is counted: The cited study nomics department. It’s not the to threaten reduced funding. To fulfill 1. Ryan incorrectly states that the also includes publications by members publications- measured reputation, it’s Notre Dame’s purpose more resources ranking was based on the four leading of other departments publishing in eco­ not the amount of the stipend we get should be made available to the depart­ journals in the profession. The ranking nomics journals. For example, mem­ here (which is much smaller than at ment of economics. he cites was based on twenty-four jour­ bers of Penn State’s business school, or other schools); it’s the promise to study Jurgen Brauer is a graduate student in nals ("American Economic Review” of Wisconsin’s statistics department, or economics with a social justice focus. economics. 47(4): 822-826). There is another study of California’s department of agricul­ in the same issue of the AER (pp.827- tural economics, or Chicago’s law 833) that indeed is based solely on the school, and so on, publishing in econom­ four so-called “ leading” journals in the ics journals will be counted as well. profession that doesn’t rank Notre Since other schools often not only have P.O.Box Q Dame at all for reasons explained a larger economics faculty than Notre below. Dame’s, but generally also have larger 2. Ryan misleadingly states that only business schools, law schols, etc., a dis­ tion of women,” as Chris Julka phrased articles published in the time period proportionate weight is given those Assistance can correct it in his article of March 25. Economic 1978-1983 were included in this study; schools. In fact, the authors of the cited discrimination is not the only type of in fact, the study cited is an up-date of study explicitly mention that their inequality of pay scale discrimination that women face, but an earlier study running as from 1974 ranking does not take into account de­ this seemed like a good starting point where the department ranked lower partment size and contributions from for Mr. Julka’s education. (157). In other words, Notre Dame’s po­ other faculty (p. 822). Dear Editor: If two like people are running a race sition relative to the earlier study im­ 5. The rankings do not take into ac­ According to Paul A. Samuelson, in which one must carry a 100 pound proved. count faculty resources. For example, Nobel Laureate and Institute Professor weight, obviously the unencumbered Let me provide a number of argu­ as a third article in the same AER issue at MIT, and William D. Nordhaus, Pro­ one gains a substantial lead. If at some ments of why Notre Dame is ranked as points our (on p. 834), “ salary incen­ fessor of Economics at Yale Univer­ point we wish to correct this inequality number 121 in the cited article, and why tives, secretaries, research assistance, sity: of opportunity, the answer is not merely it is quite alright for the department to teaching load, research andbr teaching “ The largest group tos u ffe r from to remove the 100 pound weight. This be ranked as number 121. assistance, age of the faculty economic discrimination is women. w ill not work, because the other person 1. Size of Department: Notre Dame’s read: experience Even year-round, full-time female already has a substantial lead. In order economics department is compara­ ” all matter. Unless one accunts for workers on average earn only 60 per­ to address the unequal manner in which tively small. Twenty professors these, and perhaps other factors as cent of the earnings of a man of com­ the race has been run heretofore, the naturally cannot be expected to turn well, rankings of economics depatment parable education and background. person who was previously burdened out as many articles as, say, 100 pro­ by publicaitons produced makes little The pattern of earnings is clear. Thus, must be given extra assistance. It is fessors at Penn State’s economics de­ sense to me. female college graduates earn about only in this way that equality of oppor­ partment. 6. a. Christopher Ryan completely the same amount as male high school tunity can tru ly be achieved. 2. Faculty/Graduate Student ratio: neglects to take Notre Dame’s econom­ graduates. Although white males, for I was deeply offended by Mr. Julka’s Notre Dame’s student/ faculty ratio is ics department’s intention into account. the most part, receive increases in an­ insensitive and ignorant letter. I hope high. At Yale a similar number of pro­ Our department deliberately decided nual earnings as they grow older, in­ he can learn to see beyond his own per­ fessors deals with half the number of about a dozen years ago to offer an eco­ come profiles show that women in their sonal experience with student aid to the graduate students that Notre Dame’s nomics graduate program that would late twenties earn as much on the larger world around him. I feel he owes department has to deal with. Naturally, emphasize issues of social justice and average as do older women.’’ the women of the Notre Dame commu­ Yale faculty have more time for re­ hence to develop a faculty competent (Economics 1985, McGraw- H ill p 626) nity an apology. search and publication activities. in that area. Unfortunately, the eco­ Obviously, this quote does not Ruth Anne Bandzak 3. Specialization: Notre Dame’s fac­ nomics profession does not reward eco­ originate from a “ small, yet vocal fac- O ff-C a m p u s

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CHRIS DONNELLY 7:30 with the entrance of the “Smoking Gun." A harmonica features writer opening group, The Robert Cray player was the only element mis­ Band. They began with three sing from their blues perfor­ WARNINQ:Those who dislike refreshing blues songs of their mance. For “Playing in the Dirt" Huey Lewis or his brand of music own composition. Their songs Cray called out their new har­ should stop reading this review combined the solid blues style monica player' (Huey Lewis) to now. Those who like him and and high energy that are essen­ take care of the problem. “Smok­ were unable to attend the concert tial to good blues musicians. ing Gun" closed out their perfor­ should also stop reading in order The guitar solos in the first mance. It was the most enjoyed to avoid turning green with envy. song and throughout the set by the crowd. "Just another Sunday night in were excellent. After their Following a long but typical South Bend," is how Huey Lewis opening they played “Bad Influ­ wait Huey Lewis and The News described the show. It was anyth­ ence", a powerful blues riff, fol­ took the the stage. They were ing but. Not every Sunday are we lowed by “The Last Time that I welcomed to South Bend by the treated to having one of Get Burned Like This." Robert roaring cheers of the crowd, and America's top bands perform in Cray took a moment out to give began playing their # 1 hit our back yard. Huey Lewis and the audience his guarantee that “Jacob's Ladder" from their cur­ his band “The News" arrived in it would be a great show. He rent album Fore!. The excep­ South Bend Sunday afternoon; delivered on his promise. tional energy they put into their six hours later they were playing The next set of songs came off first song was present through­ Huey Lewis sends his regards for an exhuberant, near sell-out their record Strong Pursuader. out the whole concert. One crowd at the ACC. “Still Around", “Foul would have thought they were The concert began on time at Play", "Playing in the Dirt", and playing in Chicago or New York City, not for a relatively small of Lewis' songs. Several of the South Bend crowd. members even had their own When Lewis asked Notre Dame solo sections in some of the students if they liked sports, the songs. answer was an emphatic The concert ended on a rather “Yesllll." He then opened imme­ disappointing note (no pun In­ diately Into “Heart and Soul" tended). The finale consisted of from the Sports album. During a jam ' session made up of Lewis, this rendition of the song and The News, The Tower of Power, many others Lewis left the center The Robert Cray Band, and spe­ stage to his guitarist Chris Hayes. cial guest star John Fogerty. Hayes was by far the most ener­ Fogerty's performance was a let­ getic person on stage, with the down. He played only a back­ possible exception of Tower of ground part for most of the song, Power lead man Emilio Castillo. “Bad is Bad " and only sang brief­ About a third of the way into ly. Considering he travelled to the show the audience was South Bend one would have ex­ pleasently surprised by two pected he would have played songs that were sung acappella. more. Naturally, the first of the two was During the News' current tour “Naturally." In the second they a live album is being recorded. wheeled a drum machine on This goes to partly explain why stage in a red wagon. After they there was so much audience par­ introduced the audience to the ticipation. Lewis gave the audi­ new marvel of the music industry ence the chance to sing (shout?) they began to sing “Bad is Bad" many of the lines from his songs. with the drum machine supply­ The energy of the performers ing the beat. These songs were and the audience encourgement a great addition to the prefor- made it a very enjoyable concert. mance. Huey Lewis told the audience The Tower of Power horn sec­ that “those who known me know tion added an element of brass I'll probably be back." Let's hope in the next set of songs. The the opportunity to see him in strong sax and horn back-up concert again presents himself. The ObservecMlke Moran from the Tower of Power added If he does return take my word Last night Huey Lewis proved that he is, indeed, larger than life. a lot to the R&B sound of some it's a must see. ...meanwhile, two Catholic girls take on world of rock 'n' roll

CHRISTINE GREGORY bounced from agent to agent could not find anyone who had our Catholic character thai something but not passes, at KIM YURATOVAC like a beachball in a crowd. In even heard of Rhonda, hence “Steve" had so “admired" least not backstage passes. assistant features editors the process, though, we got the our doubt regarding her exis­ before. names and details necessary to tence. We knew we had to find an We were on the verge of re­ The following Is a first in Ob­ do some real snooping. Nevertheless, our editor did alternate route. We decided turning to The Observer office server history. What you are Meanwhile, at the ACC we (and still does) claim to have that using what was between and writing a scathing attack on about to read is a documenta­ tried to track down our contact, spoken with her on the phone. our ears would be more effec­ the unaccommodating security tion of muckraking Investiga­ “Steve," (not his real name). We We decided mutiny was in order tive. and the attempt to curtail our tive journalism. We, The Obser­ left messages with every living as we embarked on our own We encountered roadies and freedom of speech when we ver Assistant Features Editors, (or at least breathing) mainte­ quest, the quest for Huey. other people your mother never found ourselves face-to-face were on a mission, a mission nance person there. Finally we Separating ourselves from told you about. We kept our dis­ with “Rocky," (of course it's his from God, a mission to meet talked on the phone with Steve. our male editor, we summoned tance and asked a lot of ques­ real name, would we make up Huey. He sounded eager to meet us. our womanly charms and tions. Either they didn't know something as insipid as that?). It was a journey that began He said we had nice voices and befriended an attractive the answers or they weren't in It was Rocky that provided the with promises that turned Into expressed real interest in us un­ looking security guard, any condition to reply. But by ultimate entree backstage and, betrayal and led to sordid til he found out we were Cath­ T.L.(name changed to protect the end of the night, they all as a bonus, an invitation to a encounters with the dregs of olic. Then he erupted into a his innocence, and his job). T.L knew our names and our quest. “private" party. the rock 'n' roll world. The roar of sinister laughter that laughingly suggested that we rumors we had heard and the should should have warned us be “friendly" with the roadies. One security guard (who Backstage, we finally met and scenes we had imagined were of what was to come. We We thought this was a good deserves to remain completely got autographs from Huey and all true. . . thanked him for the tickets in­ idea, until we met “Old Faithful" nameless) got to know us par­ the boys, as well as John It started with a routine stead, anticipating an effortless (her real name, she has no in­ ticularly well, but not by any Fogerty and Robert Cray. But phone call to a press agent, opportunity to meet Huey. nocence to protect.) printable name. But not even that wouldn't satisfy us (or our Rhonda (we still haven't proven Our complimentary tickets he could keep us from Huey. abandoned editor). We had to that she exists, more about that were waiting for us at the box It seems that this young South We finally met Jeff (his real party with these boys. later. . . ) office. But, to our “Huey- Bend native makes a habit of name, we re never going to see To make a long story short, We first asked for the usual worshipping" editor's dismay, getting herself backstage in a these people again anyway). He we didn't break any rules of complimentary tickets. Then his backstage passes were way that doesn't comply with pointed us in the direction of Du Lac. But we did have a night we pressed for the ultimate - nowhere to be found. Not only the rules of du Lac. We decided Mr. Big, the last man with back­ for which many girls do break backstage passes. We were could we not find them, but we It wasn't worth compromising stage passes. He offered us rules. Monday, April 6, 1987 - page 8 - 9 Nazz moves to Stepan c Battle of bands goes off without hitch DALLAS: KATHY SCARBECK awards ranging from $300 to consequently postponed, and features copy editor $50 were given to the top five some bands had to withdraw due J.R. and Bobby battle Cliff bands. to prior commitments, bringing Upperclassmen remember the Junior Tom Conforti of the the number of entrants down to for shares Nazz as the dark, smoke-filled first-place band Monarch, which fifteen. basement of LaFortune that placed fourth in last year's com­ Levesque, whose group took All My Children: Adam found Guiding Light: Chelsea was served as an intimate gathering petition, says his band wasn't ex­ second place in last year's con­ Julie's diary with the notation terrified that the strange at­ place for aspiring student pecting to win. "It was just an­ test, describes his band's in­ about Ross and Natalie having tacks might continue and musicians. With the recent other gig, it's not like we went in volvement in the competition: an affair. Palmer asked Ross grow more ominous. Vanes­ renovations of the student center trying to win. We felt we would "We started singing in the bath­ to be his best man at his wed­ sa's insistence on auditing the and the need for a larger facility, place," he comments. room in Zahm and finally took ding to Natalie. Jesse got to company wasn't welcomed by the annual Nazz competition, The students involved thought our act out of the bathroom and talk to the unseen Mr. Big, un­ everyone. Alan felt pressured billed as featuring "twenty two of that the competition was very into the world, " he says. “We'd aware that he Is really Jesse's by people to whom he had the hottest acts on campus," was well organized. The playing time played before In town and liked father. Coming: Joanna made promises that he now moved to Stepan Center. a lotted to each band was cut performing. We thought we had surprises Erica. might not be able to keep. Last Friday night's battle of the from fifteen to ten minutes to al­ a pretty good chance of doing Another World: Dr. Glazer was Coming: A new threat causes bands, organized by Student Ac­ low the five-hour production to well," Levesque continues. attacked but he was unable to Chelsea to panic. tivities' Musical Entertainment end on time. In fact at one point identify Chad as the attacker. Felicia joined Mitch, Michael Knots Landing: Karen be­ Committee, was designed "to 66 We started singing in Second place in the competi­ provide an opportunity for tion went to the Belltones, an and Donna In Mexico and dis­ came more suspicious of students to get Involved and the bathroom in Zahm, acapella group comprised of covered her mission was to Anne's motives. Mack realized show their talents," says Nazz and finally took our four women from the Notre distract the fat man. Michael he was in a no-win situation. Peter panicked at the thought competition co-chairperson act out of the bathroom Dame Chorale. Although the Bel­ spotted the boat and was con­ Maggie Green. "The competition ltones is a traditional group vinced his brother John Was that he might not get his dead gives on-campus talent a chance and into the world 9 9 within the chorale, there was no still alive. Mary decided to mother's letter from Olivia. to play music and have fun. It they ran five minutes ahead of such group last year. However, return to college. Coming: Coming: Gary realizes why Jill also gives experience. Some schedule. "They were on time for the quartet was revived for per­ Quinn faces danger. reacted as she did to the bands aren't well known, and if everything. We were really formance this year. Fourth place As The World TumsiAfter ac­ death. people are looking for good pleased with the way things were went to the band Blank Genera­ cepting the fact that Duncan Loving: Shana became more music, they can come to us and run," Conforti adds. tion, and Word of Mouth took the was Beatrice's father, Brian distressed over Clay's actions get names of the winners or just "The sound system was in­ fifth place position. went ahead with his plans to behind her back. Lottie finally come out and see for them­ credibly well done," says Noble Junior Eli Coats of the band move permanently to Scot­ told curtls about her past with selves," Green explains. Levesque, alias Bill Bradley of Aztecs in Africa describes his land. Iva was concerned with Eden. Curtis reassured her he Entrants were given ten the third-place band Bill, Bob, reasons for participating in the Meg's apparently deepening would always love her. Things minutes to perform and were and Biff. Stepan Center, which is Nazz competition. "Awhile ago it Interest In Tonio. Barbara had look bad for Steve. Coming: evaluated on the basis of In­ not known for working acoustic would have been good for the a shocker for Hal. Coming: April has a good reason for strumental and vocal ability, miracles, was chosen as the site exposure, but now it's getting John has an apparent change appearing cold. quality of material, stage pres- for this year's competition be­ near the end of the year," he of heart. Or does he? One Life to Live: After Virgil cence, and presentation. The cause of its size. The contest had says, "It's a good chance to play The Bold and The Beautiful: showed her what her family's panel of judges included an originally been scheduled to be in front of others. Other bands Material not available at press future would be without her, audio engineer, a former Nazz held in Theodore's, but the large can see us, and we can see other time. Vickie chose not to stay with competitor, a representative number of entrants necessitated bands and check each other out. Dallas: J.R. and Bobby under­ Victor, Eugena, Tony, from Student Activities, and a the change to a larger location. We re not cut throat competitive. took a vicious custody battle Samantha and Joe, but to random student. Monetary The date of the competition was We just like to play. " with Cliff for the elusive 10 return to earth Instead. After percent of Ewing OIL Ray felt hearing the doctor say Vickie uneasy about having a teen­ was making a miraculous ager around the house. recovery, she panicked and Donna went into labor. Com­ tried to pull her life support. ing: Mrs. Scotrtfield's decision Jamie searched for the causes an upheaval. diamonds that Stick hid Days O f Our Lives: Klrlakls set before he died. Coming: Tom up a phony document stating and Clint wait for news about he was sterile when Bo was Vickie. conceived, making It Ryan's Hope: Lizzie turned impossible for Bo to claim down John's proposal. Rick him as a father. As Klrlakls was wounded trying to stop planned, Justin found the the holdup. Pat told Dakota document and showed It to Bo that Melinda had three who reacted In shock and months to live and asked him anger. Orpheus was upset at to help persuade her to take learning Olivia was falling for radiation treatment. Concetta Roman. Maggie started her respected Melinda's right to medical tests. Coming: Justin do without the treatment. worries he may never win Jack fell while trying to help Melissa's love. Zena. Coming: Jack finds an­ Falcon Crest: Angela told other key to Zena's puzzle. Wilkinson she'll support him for Attorney General if he'll go Santa Barbara: Keith sugges­ after Tony for murder. ted Gina framed Brick. Mason Qabrielle accepted Chase's of­ told Tori he worried that Cruz fer to be in charge of his wine might discover the baby she's operations. Angela sought a carrying Is his. Julie tried to divorce from Peter. Coming: claim Pearl fathered her baby, Maggie and Chase make a but finally admitted the truth decision about their child's fu­ to Mason. Coming: Nikolas ture. has a surprise for Tina. General Hospital: Alan and Monica were suspicious of Ed­ The Young 8f The Restless: ward's behavior. Tiffany told Cricket was puzzled at the way Sean she's sorry she seemed Lauren and Danny acted jealous over his attentions to towards each other. Jack Greta. Lucy manipulated Tony remained suspicious that Vic­ into assuming the role of "fat­ tor was behind Nikki's request her" at her Lamaze classes to see Ashley. Steven got Ash­ when Jake bowed out. Rosa ley to open up more about her moved in with the Quarter- life before she got involved maines. Coming: Greta's with Victor. Coming: Nikki predicament causes new faces another desperate sltua-i problems for Tiffany and tlon. Sean. 1987 McNaught Syndicate

ie Observer/Brl Mike Lisa, lead singer of the first place band ‘Monarch’, performing at Stepan Center The Observer Monday, April 6, 1987 - page 10 Sports Briefs ‘National pastime’ takes odd twist

Kathy Brienzaof the ND judo club placed third in as baseball season opens in Canada the women’s lightweight division of the National Collegiate a Cincinnati councilman who 10 and led the majors with a Judo Championship at Columbus, Ohio Saturday. -The Ob­ Associated Press was so upset about Toronto’s 2.22 earned run average and 306 server Toronto’s Jimmy Key is opener that he wrote a letter of strikeouts. Hershiser, coming scheduled to throw the first complaint to Commissioner off a 14-14 season in which he pitch of the 1987 baseball Peter Ueberroth and Secretary got little run support, and the placed ioth out of The Notre Dame Golf team season today, the first time of State George Schultz. Dodgers are hoping that Pedro 16 teams in the Purdue Invitational this weekend, which Opening Day has started out­ In other AL openers today, Guerrero, Mike Marshall, Bill was won by Miami of Ohio. The Irish finished with a 640 side the United States. New York, with Dennis Ras­ Madlock and Mike Scioscia total in the 36-hole event that was shortened from its Tim Raines, Bob Horner, mussen, will be at Detroit, with have recovered from injuries. originally-scheduled 54 holes because of bad weather. Rich Gedman and Ron Guidry, Jack Morris; Texas, with Doug Giorgio led the Irish with a 158 total and Pat Mohar all of them unsigned free Charlie Hough, will play at Bal­ At Detroit, Morris will pitch followed with a 159. Details appear in tomorrow’s Obser­ agents, are among the missing timore, with Mike Boddicker; against the Yankees, one of the ver. -The Observer as the season begins. There still Chicago, with Rich Dotson, w ill teams that spurned him in his was a question of whether be at Kansas City, with Danny off-season free-agent search. major-league umpires would Jackson, and Boston, with Bob Morris, 21-8 last year and the yesterday, Winnipeg beat Calgary, In NHL action work or go on strike as contract Stanley, will play at Mil­ winningest pitcher in majors 3-1, Washington squeezed past New Jersey, 6-5(OT), talks continued yesterday. waukee, with Teddy Higuera. during the 1980s, became a free Quebec topped Boston, 6-4, and Buffalo drilled Hartford, Rain and temperature in the In the NL, San Diego, with agent after the 1986 season and 6-0. It was the New York Islanders over Philadelphia, 9-5, mid-40s are forecast at Exhibi­ E ric Show, w ill play at San wanted to join either the St. Louis defeated Detroit, 3-2(OT), Montreal whipped the tion Stadium, where the Blue Francisco, with Mike Krukow, Yankees, Minnesota, Philadel­ Rangers, 8-2, Chicago overcame Toronto, 5-2, and Van­ Jays entertain the Cleveland and Los Angeles, with Orel phia or California, but he was couver knocked off Los Angeles, 5-2. -Associated Press Indians and Tom Candiotti at Hershiser, will face Houston turned down by each team. 12:35 p.m. EDT. a crowd of and Mike Scott. it was Philadelphia downing Y esterday in the NBA more than 30,000 is expected to Reliever-turned-starter M orris wound up going to the Celtics in overtime, 106-104, the Lakers beat Denver, watch the two American Stanley w ill pitch for Boston in salary arbitration and winning 126-118, Detroit topped Milwaukee, 125-107, and Golden League East challengers. place of Roger Clemens. a contract for $1.85 million. State defeated San Antonio, 120-119, in overtime. -The Ob- About 90 minutes later, the Clemens, the 1986 AL most Rasmussen, 18-6, will start server traditional National League Valuable Player and Cy Young for New York in place of Rick opener at Cincinnati will fea­ Award winner, ended a 29-day Rhoden, acquired from Pit­ are accepted Sunday through Friday Sports Briefs ture the Montreal Expos and holdout Saturday. tsburgh during the winter. in writing at The Observer offices on the third floor of Floyd Youmans against the At the Astrodome, NL Cy Rhoden suffered strained rib LaFortune Student Center on the day prior to publication. Reds and Tom Browning. Young winner Scott will be cage muscles during spring -The Observer The Reds game used to be trying to repeat last season’s training and may not pitch for the first game to start, leading performance, when he went 18- another week.

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He will also be 3661 PRESTIGE CAMPS ADIRONDACK at 4644 or Kurt at 3175 for more infor­ talking all night long to anyone interested MOUNTAINS mation. MAHONEv'a,ed birthday '° " 0LLY We have no,h.ng .c lose D U , ou, chains!!' in hearing his theory on evolution. Lost one BA-II Texas Instrmnts Calcula­ CALL COLLECT FOR JERRY AM914 tor guide book approx. one month ago. 361-4224 ^hhe'^toUie'sporls^ept Down with ™cus lunchi MOO MAMAS If found call Dan at 1721. from HELL unite for chocolate lunch! Crew quote: "I just ate my last cigarette." The Observer Monday, April 6, 1987 - page 11 SMC track places 9th in Manchester Invite

By PATRICIA MCCABE Trish Skahan, also returning Sports Writer from a year out of track, placed a very impressive second in the The Saint Mary’s track team triple jump and fourth in the finished ninth Saturday in the high jump. fourteen-team invitational in A record was set in the 400 Manchester. Head Coach yard relay by Mary Cassidy, Jean Kerich said her team’s Margaret Cushwa, Maggie performance in the meet, its Daday and Kelly O’Brien. second of the season, was both Skahan also broke a record encouraging and gratifying be­ with her second-place finish in cause of the competitiveness of the triple jump. the meet. Kerich said she was ex­ “ Times suffered because of trem ely pleased with these the awful weather conditions results of the meet. and runners who were able to “ I t ’s early in the season but maintain their previous times if everyone continues to work The Observer/David Fischer were very successful,” said hard and to their capabilities Shooting percentages are fluctuating freely First round action continues today, Kerich. the season looks very posi­ once again in this year’s Bookstore tournament. Performers in the field tive," said Kerich. “ The team events excelled. Senior Megan can be competitive if they con­ Heptathlete receives another honorMcMonigle, returning from a tinue to show the willingness to year abroad, took first in work they have since spring javelin with an outstanding break. as Olympic preparation continuesperformance. “ The season is very short and it’s difficult to get in shape in Associated Press Sportsman of the Year for their the organization’s House of Sophomore Jeannette such a short time.” 1986 accomplishments. Delegates meetings. O’Neill, who divides her time Saint M ary’s travels again on INDIANAPOLIS - The The 24-year-old Long Beach, between track and softball Wednesday to Hope College for trophy collecting is over for “ I hope to continue to excel Calif., resident isn’t wasting placed second in javelin. a meet. Jackie Joyner-Kersee and the in athletics and make two of any time. world-record holder in the my dreams come true, that is “I’m getting up early grueling heptathlon is resum­ to be a win a world champion­ (Sunday) to catch an early Leonard, Hagler meet ing her quest for Olympic gold. ship (in Rome this summer) flight home,” Joyner-Kersee Joyner-Kersee and swimmer and to win a gold medal in the said. “ I ’m leaving early be­ Matt Biondi were named Sat­ Olympics,” Joyner-Kersee told cause I want to get back with in long-awaited bout urday as the U.S. Olympic the USOC dinner where the my coach (husband Bob Ker- For several years it looked Committee’s Sportswoman and awards were announced after Associated Press see) and get into some serious as if it would not happen, but training. This is my last ban­ LAS VEGAS, Nev. - Mar­ it wouldn’t go away. quet. I t ’s been fun but it ’s not velous Marvin Hagler and “ If I had never fought Mar­ why I ’m into athletics.” Sugar Ray Leonard will fight vin, it ’d still be on my mind The winners were among 79 tonight in a match many people when I’m 60 years old,” Spring Break athletes nominated for the wish had happened several Leonard said. “ I have to think honor by their respective na­ years ago and one some feel he feels the same way ... for Special tional governing bodies. should not be held at all. money, ego and pride, and it ’s Sugar Ray Leonard.” GT “ He wants the Leonard fight more than any other fight,” said Pat Petronelli, Hagler’s co-manager. “ This was the TAN-HAUWM&N Bed and Breakfast fight that got away.” sun tanning salon Leonard’s eyes have been a Booth JMS PLAZA source of controversy ever $2.50 each visit 4609 GRAPE RD We cater to weddings since he announced last May and rehearsal dinners. that he would come out of re­ 6 visits for $13.95 MISHAWAKA, IN tirement if Hagler would fight him. Within walking distance to the Critics feel Leonard is gam­ Combo Bed University of Notre Dame. bling with his sight. $5.00 each visit 3 Bed / 3 Booth Some boxing people worry that if Leonard gets hurt, it will 6 visits for $27.00 $19.95 increase the pressure to ban boxing, which already is under 1404 North Ivy Road For reservations call: fire from such groups as the 277-7026 Q ^ S o u th Bend, IN 46637 (219) 277-9682 American Medical Associa­ tion. “ The sport is going to survive no matter what happens,” Leonard said. He also has said, “ I’m upset that anyone would think I would take an unreason­ able risk of injury.” THB lV E llV “illR 3 A 1 I U A L Leonard, who retired in 1982, was given a retinal examina­ tion by three eye specialists NOTRE DAME COLLEGIATE JAZZ FESTIVAL before the fight was announced in August. He also passed a 1HIHBT IAS H THE eoum if retinal exam ordered by the Nevada State Athletic Com­ FEATURING FIFTEEN BANDS FROM NINE STATES mission Tuesday night. “I’m not really thinking AND THE SPECTACULAR JUDGES' JAM about his eyes,” said Hagler, FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, APRIL 10-11, 1987 who was a favorite to win the scheduled 12-round bout at a STEPAN CENTER sold-out 15,366-seat outdoor arena at Caesars Palace. TICKETS: TICKETS AVAILABLE AT THE “ He’s the one that made the choice. ... M y job is to defend 7:30 FRIDAY NIGHT $5 DINING HALLS THIS WEEK, ATI the world middleweight cham­ 1:00 SATURDAY AFTERNOON $3 THE CELLAR, AT BONNIE DOO n | pionship.” But should Leonard spring an 7:30 SATURDAY NIGHT $4 OUTLETS, AND AT THE DOOR. upset in the fight, which will start about 8:15 PDT, he would ALL-SESSION PASS $9 '"MORE INFO: CALL'" be recognized as champion only by the World Boxing Coun­ WITH STUDENT ID $8 *239-7757 OR 283-2139' cil. “ This fight is not for money,” Hagler said. “ This fight is to see who is the best in the w orld.” The Observer Monday, April 6, 1987 - page 12 Poor hitting hurts ND, aids Wisconsin sweep By STEVE MEGARGEE Notre Dame’s pitchers kept Sports Writer Wisconsin from scoring as of­ ten yesterday, but even a Wisconsin, which entered slightly changed lineup could this weekend sporting a team not provide enough offense for earned run average of six runs the Irish. per game, allowed only four In the first game, Irish Notre Dame runs in four pitcher Mike Passilla allowed games, as the Badgers swept one run in the second inning on two doubleheaders from the a passed ball, and two more in Irish at Jake Kline Field over the sixth inning on a home run the weekend. by Badger first baseman Scott The Badgers won Saturday’s Cepicky. games by scores of 7-0 and 9-2, then took Sunday’s Unfortunately for the Irish, doubleheader, 3-1 and 5-1. Wis­ Badger starter Scott Fuller The Observer/David Fischer consin improved to 10-10, while was doing an even better job in Tim Hutson attempts to bunt against Wisconsin Dame’s winless weekend at left, the Irish fell to 7-14. The Irish retiring the Irish batters. Notre this weekend. Steve Megargee details Notre have lost six consecutive Dame managed only one h it in games, and have a record of the first three innings, and 1-7 since returning from their could not score until they got trip to Texas over Spring four hits in a final-inning rally. Break. The Irish managed to load the Attention Sop “ When you score four runs in bases and put the tying run in twenty-eight innings, you’re scoring position in the final in­ not going to win unless you shut ning, but Fuller made the Irish out some people,” said Irish leave three runners on base head caoch Larry Gallo. “ It and fall for a third straight Place your ring order before you leave was just a weekend where we time, 3-1. got swept by a team that was “ Twice in this weekend we for SUMMER VACATION. This will better than us this weekend.” got four hits in an inning and In Saturday’s first game, scored only one run,” said Gal­ Irish pitcher Brian Piotrowicz lo. “ That can tell you in a nut­ assure you of having it when you looked good in general, but his shell the kind of hitting we’re control problems led to six getting.” return to school in the fall. walks in less than six innings. Hitting woes for the Irish con­ He kept the Badgers in check tinued in yesterday’s second most of the way, as the Irish game. Irish starter Tom Shaw, HOURS: 1:00 P.M. to trailed, 1-0, after four innings. in his first appearance of the After two Wisconsin runners year, allowed no hits in the first Monday - Friday reached base on walks in the four innings, but still trailed, fifth, Badger centerfielder 1-0, as Badger starter Eric Mike Barker tripled and later Liebenstein also pitched no-hit IN THE OFFICE ON THE FIRST FLOOR scored to put Wisconsin ahead, ball in his first four innings. 4-0. While Wisconsin’s bats even­ HAMMES NOTRE DAME BOOKSTORE Wisconsin scored three more tually came alive, scoring two runs in the sixth inning to make runs in both the fifth and sixth the final score 7-0. The Irish innings to take a 5-0 lead, the sx V A g c/A % / T \ W - \ had their share of baserunners, Irish hitting attack remained but received no timely hitting, silent. Notre Dame managed and left ten runners on base in only one hit, a fifth-inning IRISH SPRING RUNS the seven-inning game. double by Dan Peltier, until Pat “ We just haven’t scored any Pesavento and Steve Skupien 3 AND 6 MILE RUNS runs for Piotrowicz,” said Gal­ singled in another final-inning lo. “ He is 1-3, and in the game rally. he won we scored only three runs.” “They (the Wisconsin SUNDAY APRIL 12TH AT 1:00PM While the Badgers had to pitchers) did a good job,” said scratch and claw for seven runs Gallo. “ (But) Anytime your on just eight hits in the first team scores runs early and you game, they banged out seven­ have a lead, it’s easier to pitch. The Irish, still searching for teen hits in the second game. v*4# 4# #2# #2# %2* <2# #2# #2# ^*2# *2# #2# #2# #2* *2# *2#4* *2# v #2* #2# v v v *2* #2* <1* #2* ^ #2* 4* Irish starter Kevin Chenail al­ their first win at Jake Kline lowed six runs in three innings Field, next face Michigan State of work, as he was primarily in a doubleheader at home to­ SPECIAL BONUS: WEAR GREEN AND GET hurt by a three-run Badger out­ morrow. Action is scheduled to burst in the third inning. begin at 1 p.m. $1.00 OFF! Todd Krumm, the same per­ *2# *2* «2* *2# «2» «2» 4# #2* *2* #2# *2* «L *2* #2# 4# 4 ? *2* ^ 4# #2# 4* #2# 4* *2* *2* Wisconsin continued to hit 4* 4* v *F* 4* v v 4* 4* v 4* v 4* 4* 4* *1* hard against relievers Tom son who intercepted two passes Howard and Rob Kram er, com­ to beat Notre Dame’s football piling nine runs in the game team in the fall, leads the Spar­ despite leaving ten runners on tans in both hitting and pitch­ base. ing. * **********************

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shot 21-of-33 for the game, a blazing 65 percent. Cereal Monk Malloy led All The First-round action heats up continued from page 16 President’s Men onto

Bookstore Tournament Stepan 6 Stepan 2 Bookstore Court 10 against Ball-headed Freakdaddies over Pippy Lopez & 4:00 - The Masons vs. Team No. 372 Home, but came out of the con­ Friends of Chris Nanni and Sunday's Results Other Cheap Shots by 8 4:45 - We Better Play at Stepan... vs. Society test soggy in a 21-6 loss. Stepan 1 5 Guys Who Are Willing to Take Responsibility... of Men Engineers came away with a 21-10 victory. 5 10" Guys over The Juneau Club by 4 over Necrophiliacs... by 3 5:30 - Ridiculous Relationship with Jackie vs. Also, Moses and the Four Malloy struggled through a 2- Deathtongue vs. Len Bias, Don Rogers & 3 Jumping & Jerking ... over John 3:16 by 12 Team No. 313 Red Sea Men were drowned by Other Guys Who Like to Play by 19 Ronald Reagan, Liberace, & 3 Other Guys... 6:15 - Doctor Hasn't Retired Yet vs. The Return of-15 shooting effort, and ad­ 4 Midgets and a Dwarf over Team No. 263 by over J. Eric Bouncing Ball by 11 of the NBA Renegades Tri Kookie Pie and Four Real mits that this is a good sign for 16 Ollie North's Fan Club over Abelian Sub-Groups Stepan 3 Eurofags in a contest in which Team No. 471 over Team No 154 by 5 by 8 4:00 - Liberace, Len Bias, and 3 Other Guys... upcoming opponents. Mojo Risin' II over Order On the Court by 5 5 Guys Who Flow Like Rivers over Scum by vs. Team No. 512 both teams were comprised of “I think that my showing Team No. 421 over Team No. 171 by 18 12 4:45 - What the Puck vs. Wook Masters members of the Notre Dame Digger Phelps & 4 Other Babies over Suzy The Condos over Jo Goes Down by 19 5:30 - Mr. Coffey & the Non-Dairy Creamers today proves that I am a com­ Hangover & Weekend Warriors by 18 Bookstore 9 vs. Lee's Barbecue Glee Club. The final score was plete non-threat in this tourna­ Team No. 472 over That Little Itch ... by 4 Just When You THought It was Safe over Puss 6:15 - Still Clueless vs. PI Mesons 21-17, and one member of the Stepan 2 by 12 Stepan 4 ment," said a beleaguered Team No. 45 over The Wing From Hell by Forfeit Too Muckin Fuch over Put a Helmet on that 4:00 - Dr. Huck & Fair Pies vs. Chaotic Oscil­ Sea Men donned his tuxedo for Malloy after the game. "My Hatchet Man & 4 Other Cutting Utensils over Soldier by 11 lations IV the game in order to save time Flying Fubar 5 by 9 Air Loomer over The Noel O’Sullivan Fan Club 4:45 - Actus Reus vs. Team No. 312 advice to future opponents is to 4 Guys and a Dog Named Newt over Team No. by 8 5:30 - Bon Jovl (Livin' On a Prayer) vs. Nigerian between the end of the contest double-team one of my team­ 113 by 19 Watches, Rings, Crabs & 2 Other Things over Head Banging X-Men C.J. and the Rastafarians over Timbomania by Team No. 105 by 15 6:15 - Team 451 vs. Grape Ape and 4 Big and the Club’s Spring Concert mates and to leave me alone. I 11 SOMFAW over Mr. Robinson Neighborhood by later that night. BananaS Stepan S held my own on the boards, but Pregnant Paul & the Amazing Multi-Colored... 15 4:00 - Holy Rollers vs. When She's Open She'll over Liberace and His Aids by 2 What the Hell was Rasta Anyway over Wal­ Several top teams took the I couldn’t hit from the outside. ’ ’ Take the Shot 6 Feet Under over Helecopter Splits, Kitty Litter lpaper For the Mind by 13 court on Saturday, including 4:45 - The Legend of the Bearded Smurf vs. Fellow President’s Man Zack ... by 10 Bookstore 10 Eddy & the Cruiser Stepan 3 Willy Wonka ... over Transmittable by Contact Da’ Brothers of Manhood, who Schrantz saw the game as just 5:30 - A Coach, a ... vs. We Pack Extra Baggage Team No. 546 over Fourth of Vermin, 23-21 by 10 easily defeated Damian 6:15 - Crocodile Jungee vs. Towe Toppers an off-day for the University Package Workers Inc. over Fly Girl & the B. Len Bias, Don Rodgers, ... over Acid Rain, the Stepan 6 Lebamoff 21-11. Manhood, Boys by 12 Pharmacist... by 16 President-elect. 4:00 - The Troll, Stumphead, the Rest of the Stand Up,You'll Do over Team No. 166, 24-22 The Edge over Just Get the Game ... by 15 Freak Show vs. Team No 376 playing without the services of “ He’s a good player, ” said Original Name Censored by SAB over Beve All the Presidents Men over Friends of Chris 4:45 - Fat ND Chicks, Iran, & 3 Other Unex­ Seurlein & 4 Other Guys by 2 Nanni by 11 Tim Brown who was at a track Schrantz, "he just wasn’t hit­ plained Scandals vs. Scum Bubbles 4 Catholics and a Guy Who Can Use Birth Con­ Grandmaster Gash & the Stimulators over The meet in Bloomington, got six 5:30 - Revenge of the Molton Lava & The 4 Hot ting today. He certainly did a trol over Dr Bradel by Forfeit Knight Shift by 15 Rocks vs. Innsbruck Irish If You Fake It One More Time ... over Mooksies The Awful Truth over Penetrators by 2 points from Joel Williams and great job of shutting down 6:15 -4 Macho Meats & A Tostada Grande vs. Norkers by 16 Lyons 11 Team No. 334 five from Donald Royal in the (Friend of Chris Nanni) Bob Internationalists over 5 Guys Whose Portraits Law School Still ... over Team No. 120, 24-22 Bookstore 9 Have Been Censored by 11 Too True to be Good over Lay Down, ... 5 win. Liddy. Shooting isn’t every­ 4:00 Vig, Bick & Theiny vs. Ex-NBA Quasi Sexy C Sections over Team No 547 by 14 Cannibalstic, Bolimic Fly People over Peen & Scholars and Jocks Carte Blanche, featuring thing.” Stepan 4 4 Guys Who... by 12 4:45 - Jus' Tofu vs. Screaming Midgets From Phi Slamma Jamma over IS Will Get You 30 former Irish hoopster Jeff The tournament’s first Unidentified Grace Defenders II over Crib Death Hell on a Repeat Offense by 11 at Grandma's II by 18 5:30 - Olliver North & 4 Other Innocent Guys Peters and future Irish football seeded casualty fell yesterday The Uncoachables III over Scullyeosis by 5 Put It In the Hole, Chief over Good To Go by vs. Big Fat Chicks on a... Triple Entry over The Vomit Comets by 20 player Tony Rice, looked ex­ as Put It In the Hole, Chief 8 6:15 - Invisible Touch vs A Chimp & His 4 Lyons 12 Playing Tiddly Wink on the Veranda over Team Bananas tremely impressive in their knocked off Good to Go with No 225 by 6 Dick Vitale's All Universe Team over Team No. Bookstore 10 demolition of Team No. 611, 21- Fill It Up over 4 Guys With Hair by 8 490, 23-21 4 :0 0 -4 Cool Guys and a Sooner vs. Corporate surprising ease, 21-12. With 4 O'so Harsh Pimpers and a Fireman over 3-B Party at Chips When We Repeat over 4 Virile Raiders 3. Peters shot 7-of-8 from the Good to Go gone, other seeded Zahm's All Bud Team by 12 Studs & Dennis by 14 4:45 - Herbie & 4 Other Misfits vs. Skid Row field and Rice was 8-of-13, in­ Heat Miser over Team No. 286 by 17 Harmless, Pranks, Inc. over Plastic Love Wor­ Swallows teams must now be on the Axe Wounds '87 over We Have the Motor Skill shippers by 14 5:30 - Ex-MBA Proposition 48 Intellectuals vs. cluding a game-ending, two- lookout for hungry opponents of William Casey by 19 We Just Can't Seem To Put It In over Four Gee, I Don't Know ND Law over 2 Yanks, 2 Hicks, and a Hoosier Guys... by 5 6:15 - Fire Eaters/A Quest For Fire vs. Team handed, 360-degree slam dunk. looking for their moment in the by 11 Antonetti's Revenge over Team No. 592 by 10 No. 211 Verkler’s Construction, 21-6 sun. Tournament Commis­ Stepan 5 4 People and a Short Fat Guy over Men Without Lyons 11 SSE and the Lollypop Kids over Ward, June, & ... by 9 4:00 Armed & Dangerous VI vs. Furous Five winners in Tuesday’s Hall of sioner Steve Wenc expects a 3 Others who Like... by 11 4:45 - Freddie P. Come Home vs. If You Don't Fame Game, had sim ilar ease few more seeds to topple as the 5 Hot Dogs with Assorted Condiments over The Like Us, You Don't Like Guys Old and Injured by 8 5:30 - No, We Can't Dunk vs. Mr. & Mrs. Marty in annihilating the Rock and caliber of play improves. Team No. 307 over Team America by 17 Bullfrog Roll Beach and Brew Crew, 21- " I wouldn’t be surprised if we Remember that Keg the Police Took, over We Monday's Games 6:15 -4 Ex-Cheerleaders and a Nerd vs. Open Want our ... by 15 Stepan 1 Hoop Shooters 3. This game featured the hot- lose two or three more seeds Team No. 303 over 4 Real Bogs & a Schmo 4:00 - Rogues vs. Okra Lyons 12 and-cold hand of Head Coach by the end of the next round," by 9 4:45 - Skoad Men vs. We Could Play For Wag­ 4:00 - Team No. 206 vs. We Don’t Need One Rosie Palms - Soccer Burgers over 1 Min­ ner 4:45 - 5 Girls From Idaho... vs. The Trichotomies Lou Holtz, who, after coming said Wenc, in his second year nesota & 4 East Coast ... by 11 5:30 - Team No. 397 vs. Gary's Kids 5:30 - Spuds vs. Team No. 213 up empty on his first six shots, as tournament commissioner. The Goop Runs Again over The War Pigs by 6:15 - Friends of the Sea Otter vs. Team No. 6:15 - The Ordered Chaos of the Human... vs. 14 333 If That's All We Get We'll... canned three straight, and In other action on Sunday, an dished out some pretty behind- undermanned Deathtongue the-back passes to teammates. squad buried Len Bias, Don Former Irish forward Jim Rogers, and Three Other Guys Dolan went 9-for-12 and pulled who Like To Play In The Snow, down eight rebounds. by the score of 21-2. Death­ In other impressive outings tongue, playing with only four MEDICAL by top-seeded teams Saturday: men, was led by the 10-of-ll Who’s Next.. Who Cares routed shooting of Fred Botek and the Five People who Just Want to flawless 6-of 6 performance of Roll Around in the Mud, 21-7; Steve Morse. Also: Uniden­ Tequila White Lightning tified Grace Defenders III SCHOLARSHIPS: plucked Chickens Make Lousy smothered Crib Death at Housepets, 21-6; and The New Grandma’s II, 21-3; Ball- Order ended Oral Roberts Headed Freakdaddies bid Death Watch, 21-8. adios to Pippy Lopez and other Moving to Sunday’s action, Cheap Shots, 21-13; and ND Navy Medical Scholarships provide: Party at Chips When We Law indicted Two Yanks, Two Repeat, formerly Lee’s BBQ Hicks, and a Hoosier, 21-10. • Your full tuition, authorized fees and educational expenses. Roundhouse II, took the first First round Bookstore action • The cost of required books and supplies. step toward defending last will continue today and run year’s Bookstore title with through Wednesday, as the • Rental fees for necessary equipment such as microscopes. their 21-7 drubbing of Four field of teams narrows en route V irile Studs and Dennis. Lee’s to An Tostal weekend. • A monthly cash payment directly to you,to spend as you please.

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Junior Terry Andrysiak ran the No. 1 offense against the Defense No. 2 defense. Andrysiak com­ continued frompage 16 pleted five-of-six passes for 93 yards and one interception. He the day were made by Ned Bol- led a 75-yard scoring march on car, who stopped a drive on the final series during which he fourth-and-goal from the one completed a 28-yard strike to n n and finished with six tackles, Reggie Ward. and Mike Stonebreaker, who “ I thought Terry did real well led all tacklers with eight stops. for the first time out,” com­ Although there wasn’t much mented Holtz. “ He made a few scoring, there were some offen- bad decisions, but he’s a win­ sove bright spots, particularly ner. In that last drive he stayed from fullbacks Braxston Banks in there until the last second and Pernell Taylor. Banks had before he threw the ball.” 10 carries for 74 yards. He scored the the No. 1 offense’s Steve Belles directed the only score on a one-yard plunge second unit against the No. 1 and also scored on a 75-yard defense, which Holtz jerked for shovel pass and run from No. a few plays following an in­ 3 quarterback Pete Graham auspicious start. Belles while the No. 3 offense worked finished with two completions against the third-string on eight attempts for 18 yards defense. and an interception. Graham Taylor also scored while completed five-of-eight at­ working with the third unit on tempts for 118 yards in making a 74-yard run. Taylor finished a strong bid to move up on the the day with nine carries for depth chart. 135 yards. “ I thought our backs ran as “ Overall, I thought it was well as they have since we’ve good scrimmage,” Holtz said. been here,” said Holtz. “ Defen­ “ I was disappointed with the sively some good things hap­ number of times the ball went ______pened, but we can’t give up the on the ground. I ’d say we re long run like that. I don’t care ahead (of last year). I thought The Observer/Greg Kohs if we have the ninth unit in our offensive line was good and Linebacker Ned Bolchar nails Irish tailback mage. Bolchar was impressive in the defense- there, we don’t give up the long physical, a little more aggres­ Mark Green in action from Saturday’s scrim- dominated scrimmage. run at Notre Dame.” sive.” SMC falls to Butler twice QUESTION #4.

By MOLLY MCNEILL Sports Writer WHEN SHOULD THE COLLEGE STUDENT The St. Mary’s softball team lost two games Saturday at Butler University, but not with­ CALL FAMILY AND FRIENDS? out a fight. Both of the disap­ pointing losses were decided by only one run, 4-3, and 5-4. a) During weekends until 5 pm Sunday, and from 11 pm In the first game, with pitcher Elizabeth Pokora to 8 am Sunday through Friday, to save over 50% off giving up only one walk, the AT&T’s w e e k d a y o u t-o f-state rates. Belles fell just short. Senior Janine Adamo led the Belles in the first game. Adamo went b) The minute your bank statement reveals a negative one-for-two at the plate and $60 balance. contributed five putouts and one assist in the field. c) Between 5 pm and 11 pm, Sunday through Friday, to “ We’ve been beating our­ selves,” said Saint Mary’s save 3 8 % o ff AT&T’s w e e k d a y o u t-o f-state ra te . coach Scott Beisil. “ Ability- wise we have the best person­ d) W ith AT&T, any time you want a clear long distance nel and pitching staff, but right now our intensity is lacking for connection. a full seven innings.” The second game, w ith Pam e) When you hear they’ve removed the mysterious Shelor on the mound, required eight innings before Butler fi­ “Venetian Blind ” ritual from your fraternity initiation. nally downed the Belles. Saint Mary’s played the game with­ You’ve just aced the calculus exam out all-district nominee, Amy Cutie. The centerfielder suf­ that you’d been dreading like the plague. fered a broken arm and had to Your date last night told you she had an “out- be taken to the hospital. of-body” experience. Your roommate’s joined a new cult that worships luncheon meats. “ Amy always gives 150 per When you’re away at school, there are a million rea­ cent and is a real hustler,” commented Coach Biesel on sons to stay in touch with the people you miss. And there’s the injury. “ We w ill miss her.” no easier way to do it than with AT&T Long Distance Service^ Marge Reynolds was two-for- Between our discount calling periods and our everyday high three at the plate and senior quality service, the best time to call with AT&T Long Distance Kris Pantelleria went one-for- Service is any time you want to say “ Helloj’ or “ Guess three with four putouts. what?” or “ You won’t believe this, but...” Biesil noted that lack of out­ door practice time has hurt the For more information, give us a call at Belles so far this season. 1800222-0300

“ Little miscues, such as mis­ sing the bag on a put out have hurt us,” Biesil said. “ Given more practice outdoors we will soon be able to pull out the close games.” . Beisil says he looks forward to the games with the teams in the Belles’ district. “ Then the girls will see that they can be succussful,” he AT&T said. The Belles will have a home The right choice. game Wednesday against Val­ paraiso. Today Monday, April 6, 1987 - page 15 Bloom County Berke Breathed Far Side Gary Larson

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Book Fair this week at the L ittle Professor 7:00 p.m.: University Counseling Center ACROSS 1 2 3 4 5 7 8 9 11 12 13 1 Pool shot I 6 Book Store, University Commons Workshop for Seniors. Theme: Financial 14 6 Affirmatives f (Indiana Road 23, near Kroger’s). When planning. Topic: Personal Budgeting; 10 Celt 16 17 I.5 1. sales slips are deposited in the designated speaker: Michael Boehm, financial con­ 14 Unaccompanied 1 box at the store, a percentage will go to sultant. Topic: Insurance; speaker: John 15 Folk knowledge 20 22 23 the Ladies of Notre DameSaint Mary’s Lloyd, Lloyd Insurance Agency. Topic: 16 As to ■ " 17 Snake 24 25 Scholarship Fund. Banking; speaker: Dana Key, Notre 18 Pelvic bones ” I ■ I Dame Credit Union. CSC 19 Vex 27 28 30 31 32 11:45 a.m. -1:00 p.m.: Economics depart­ 20 Exclamation _ ■ ” 33 35 ment development workshop with Leo of annoyance 36 7:00 p.m.: Father Malloy and Father _ ■ 34 _ ■ Despres, ND, 131 Decio Hall Beauchamp meet with foreign students, 21 A US vice 37 president _ ■ " _ ■ 39 12:00 p.m.: Thomas White Center on Law ISO Lounge 24 Western 40 and Government lecture, “ The Common state capital ■ " _ ■ 43 44 Good and the Formation of Public 8:00 p.m.: Concert, The Music of Ethan 26 Black cuckoo 45 27 Highest point ■ Policy, ” by Michael Novak, American En­ Haimo, sponsored by the ND department 29 Carers of 46 47 terprise Institute, 122 Law School of music, Washington Hall cattle t o 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 33 Change ■ 3:30 -5:00 p.m.: SMC Peacemakers’ 8:30 p.m .: Theodore’s presents Steve M ar 34 Stares with 56 57 58 59 “ Pacem in Terris Week ” video and dis­ mel with an opening act by Michael Todd open mouth ■ | cussion of “ Women for American for the 35 Lubricant 60 61 62 from Minneapolis, free 37 Pace World,” Carroll Auditorium 38 Saltpeter 63 64 65 39 Height: pref. ■ 4:00p.m.: Career and Placement Services 9:00 p.m.: Monday Night Film Series II, 40 Ike’s command ©1987 Tribune Media Services, Inc. All Rights Reserved 4/6/87 presents a “ Career Planning Workshop,” “ Open C ity,” 1945, bW, 109 minutes, di­ 41 Martinque by Ms. Joan McIntosh, Career Counselor rected by Roberto Rossellini, Italy, An­ volcano in the Career and Placement Services nenberg Auditorium 42 Out of line 5 More cheery 43 Precious stone 6 Linda Lavin Conference Room 45 Utterly fool­ role ish people 7 Egg part 4:30 p.m.: Lecture, “Today’s Interna­ 46 Chronic 8 Amerind tional Accountant,” given by Ricardo Dinner Menus drunkard 9 Sailor Moca, VP International, Ernst-Whinney, 47 Poker term 10 Kind of 48 Music style magazine Miami, sponsored by Beta Alpha Psi, 122 53 Entire 11 Dye plant Hayes Healy Notre Dame 56 Tennis great 12 Writer Gardner 57 Ireland 13 Sly look Until 5:00 p.m.: Applications for commis­ Salisbury Steak 58 Small water 22 Sugar suffix sioners are due, 2nd floor LaFortune, SAB plants 23 Finishes Cheese & Macaroni 60 Slight 25 Molding office Filet of Flounder Jardinere 61 Satisfy fully 27 Swiss river Gyro Sandwich with Tzatziki Sauce 62 Gr. letter 28 Dish 7:00 p.m.: Shakespeare Club film, 63 Elves 29 Despised “ Throne of Blood,” the Japanese “ Mac­ 64 Ending for 30 Sword beth” directed by Akira Kurosawa, Engi­ Saint Mary’s gang or mob 31 Well-known neering Auditorium 65 TV’s Buddy — hymn 42 Flatter 50 Freshwater 32 River to servilely fish Roast Turkey DOWN the Danube 44 Glacial ridges 51 Mild expletive 7:00 p.m.: Monday Night Film Series I, Fettucini with Mushrooms 1 Vehicle 34 Liquid measure 45 Not well 52 Ceremony “ Bananas,” 1971, color, 82 minutes, di­ 2 Grief word 36 Moos 47 Foolish 54 Tardy rected by Woody Allen, USA, Annenberg Beef Stew 3 As low as 38 Tidy condition blunder 55 Till Auditorium Deli Bar you can go 39 Like 48 Reckless 59 Football 4 Bill 41 Malay sailboat 49 Fjord city position: abbr.

“ You'up had too much to drink, F a m o u s l a s t w o r d s let me drive." FROM FRIENDS TO FRIENDS. “Nohodj/ drives mi/ car hut me." “Are you O K to drive?" “Are you OK to drive/" “Wliaf's a fe ir beers?" The Observer few beers?" “D ill you have too much to drink?" “I'm ileifectly fine Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s “A ir you in any slia/x1 to drive?" “I've never felt better." newspaper “I think you've had a few too many." “You kiddin, I can drive Be a part of it. DRINKING AND DRIVING with my eyes closed." CAN KILL A FRIENDSHIP Sports Monday, April 6, 1987 - page 16 Bookstore first round weathers conditions By PETE SEIKO game, was not without post­ and BRIAN O’GARA game comment. Sports Writers “It’s a shame that two top teams like these have to meet Chilly weather and biting in the first round,” said Mon- winds did not stop hundreds of tanaro of the two squads which Bookstore Basketball XVI

Bookstore Basketball games shot 23-for-108 and 21-for-106, from taking place over the respectively. “I think my weekend, and, as usual, the Riversesque passing got us caliber of play ranged from through. I’m sort of the coach outstanding to mediocre to on the floor.” downright ridiculous. Obvious first-round jitters Friday’s low temperatures kept both squads on the court and brief periods of snow even for over an hour and a half, but led scorekeeper Tad Becchetti Air Loomer captain John to comment, “ It was as cold as Loome had a different reason the teams I was watching.” Be­ for the length of the marathon. cchetti was on hand for a for­ “ We found that there were feit, and a team that literally too many good-looking chicks coated themselves with watching us, so obviously we various breakfast cereals for were a little nervous,” said the their game. team’s namesake. On Friday, Air Loomer, In other action on Friday, featuring former Student Body Guys That Coat Themselves Vice-President Don Mon- With Breakfast Cereal did just tanaro, squeaked past Beer that against Freddie P. Come The Observer/David Fischer Bonging Baby Boomers of Bud Bookstore Basketball XVI is in full swing now, terday’s results and today’s schedule appear and Old Swill, 23-21. Mon- despite some arctic conditions. Brian O’Gara on page 13. tanaro, who shot 2-for-14 for the see CEREAL, page 13 and Pete Skiko run down the action at left. Yes- Irish track team qualifies several for IC4A, NCAA meets

By MOLLY MAHONEY accomplish what we set out to Chuck Curley threw 50-3 to ifying time-of 14.1. Both Watson the 5,000-meter run with times Sports Writer by winning two of the three finish fourth. and Brown missed qualifying of 14.43 and 14.45. In a close meets and qualifying several Junior Rick Muench’s jump for the NCAA championships finish, senior Robert Nobles Saturday in Bloomington, the guys for the NCAA’s and the of 6-8 earned him third place by less than a second. ran 1.54 in the 800-meter run to Notre Dame track team ran in IC4A’s.” and sophomore Joel Autry Freshman John Brannigan place fourth and his running- three dual meets concurrently, The Irish did well in the field finished third in the triple jump and junior Paul DuVair placed mate, sophomore David winning two, against Cincin­ events with freshman Tom with a jump of 13-6. fourth and fifth, respectively, Warth, finished fifth. nati and Bowling Green and Kraus and junior Brian Dris­ Notre Dame’s crew of in the 400-meter hurdles with Both the 1600 and 400-meter losing one, to Indiana. coll contributing strong perfor­ sprinters, led by juniors Tim times of 56.76 and 56.78. relay teams placed second, Points were also converted to mances. Brown and Tony Ragunas, per­ Junior Rick Mulvey turned in losing the race to the tape with the quadrangular scoring sys­ Kraus has become a consis­ formed well. Brown won the an impressive performance in the Hoosiers. tem and the Irish finished tent force in both the shot put 200-meter dash w ith a time 20.9 the 3,000-meter steeplechase The Irish accumulated second behind Indiana. and discus. He qualified for the and Ragunas placed fourth in winning the event in a time of enough quadrangular points to Braving strong winds and IC4A championships in two the 100-meter dash finishing in 9.22 and freshman Tom tally victories over both Cincin­ cold weather, the Irish were events by placing second in the 10.9. O’Rourke finished in 9.42 to nati and Bowling Green but In­ able to qualify several for the shot put with a toss of 16-9 Freshman Yan Searcy’s finish fourth. diana eventually emerged the IC4A and NCAA champion­ meters and placing third in the time of 49.8 earned him fourth The distance crew helped the overall victor. ships but times were con­ discus with a throw of 48-9. place in the 400-meter dash. Irish do well in the field of “ Indiana is a very good siderably slower than usual. Driscoll dominated the Freshman hurdler Glenn strong competitors. Junior Dan team,” said Piane. “ Losing to “ It was cold and the times javelin competition with a Watson outran his competition Garrett and sophomore Ron a team that is third in the were not the best,” said Head throw of 59-7 despite the wea­ once again by winning the 110- Markezich ran two third and country is nothing to be as­ Coach Joe Piane, “ But we did ther conditions and sophomore meter hurdles in an IC4A qual­ fourth places, respectively, in hamed of.” Defense is dominant in first FB scrimmage By DENNIS CORRIGAN and snared two interceptions. Sports Editor Outside linebacker Rod West had the interception and one The first scrimmage of this fumble recovery, while Ted spring’s practice presented Fitzgerald fell on a loose ball Head Coach Lou Holtz with an to halt another drive. George unusual surprise. His first and Streeter also had an intecpe- second team offenses failed to tion. Spring Football 1», ‘87

score until the final series. “ Some (of the fumbles) were “I’ve never had a (first because of some good defen­ scrimmage) where the number sive plays,” said Holtz. “ There one or number two offense were some good open field didn’t score until the last se­ licks, but at other times the ries,” said Holtz. level of concentration was not But bad news for the offense very good.”

The Observer/Greg Kohs meant good news for the Irish Some of the hardest hits of Terry Andrysiak and the first-team offense had running of fullback Braxston Banks (39) was defense. The defense their problems in Saturday’s scrimmage. The one of the team’s bright spots. recovered two-of-six fumbles see DEFENSE, page 14