bare facts ^nightüne 32710 Advertising 509275 Friday 14th June 1991 Graduation Ball Facts On the Wednesday of week 9 (that's work with to make what will already be the first day that tickets go on sale in a very special event an unforgettably case you've forgotten already) those special one. nice people from Dormie will be in the My final rambling in this already Union for a whole day to take orders overlong column is lo teli you about the and measurements for your dinner suits Survivors Champagne Breakfast for if you want to hire them. This will be which tickets will be on sale on the for one day only and the deal is 20 for night The price of the ticket will be £5 jacket, trousers.shirt, tie and cummer- and will include a memorial glass (for- bund which is a good price and is £10- you to keep and cherish), a bowl of 15 cheaper than anything else we've strawberries and cream and enough found in town. Champagne to fili the glass. This On the big night itself (that's the astonishingly good value ticket can be The ticket sales for the most prestig- after day you graduate folks) the buffet purchased on the night only before the ious black tie event in the Students will be open untili lOp.m. this is so that bar shuts at 5.30a.m. Union calender will soon be upon us ali you engineers can go off to your re- That's ali from me for now bui to with tickets being available in week 9. ceptions and then have plenty of time lo wish you ali luck with exams and pro- Since this is THE event for ali Final make yourselves into the stunning jects this week and to say get well soon years there will be priority ticket sales people Fm sure you'll be before they lo Bully (Spotty) Bloor. See ya nexl on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday at stop serving the food. The outdoor week. 10a.nn. in front of the Union stage. If events will go on untili llp.m. in the And finally, the licence for this you are a graduating student this year, marquee village, and these at present in- event was confinned on Wednesday this is when you must come to ensure clude a bucking bronco, heiter skelter, moming at the Magistrates Court giv- that you can buy a ticket. On Monday, a fun casino with a jazz pianist/vocalist ing you the ability to drink inside and Tuesday, and Wednesday of week 10 and a mixers bar, the string quartet in out. other years can buy tickets. The number the Buffet marquee, and if they are con- Chris (Bully2) of tickets has been set at 1000 in an at- firmed a twenties style Dixieland jazz Grad BallChalrperson tempt to give ali Final year students, band to give the summer's evening that who want to come to this event and extra touch of class. bring a guest, the chance to be able to After llp.m. the marquee village get tickets. However the event will be will dose and the events indoors will on a first-come first-served basis so it begin.Th^ include the Boogie Bro- would be wise to come as early as thers, a disco with a light show I can possible in the time for priority booking only describe as phenomenal, and sev- to ensure that you will get a ticket eral smallerENTS events in the lecture The tickets will only be sold on the theatre concourse, which will become basis of one Union card per pereon and the cocktailsy-quiet sort of place that two guest tickets per person. If you some people will want for as the main don't come with a Union card you hall events become that tiny bit more won't get yer tickets!!!!!!!! noisy. If the ticket sales go well and that Anyway that's the nasty dictatorial can only be down to you now we should section of this ^n packed column out be able to sign along a dotted line for an of the way and it's time for me to be my act that can only be described as BIG. nicer usuai self and teli you about the So come along buy your tickets early happy side of The Grad Ball 1991. and give the Committee the money to Published By The University Of Surrey Students' Union Friday June 14th 1991 bare facts
l^ear Sir, T)ear BF, I Write in response to Mr J. F. As the Russki Kruzhok Commillee Monk's query as to why the payphone we would like lo reply to the letter in in his house has been barred from mak- Bare Facts 31st May 1991 firom Ralph ing calls to British Telecom's directory Holland and lan Herbert - Russophobe enquiry service. Soc. Whilst it is quite correct that ail of First of ail we would like to point BT's publie payphones allow ftee calls oui that we only became the Commiltee to directory enquiries, the payphones al the end of last term, and therefore on the Universiiy site are private were noi responsible for the society phones, rented ftom BT. These can while they were in England. However, either be connected fô residential Unes, the idea of a Russian Society is, and has The opinions expressed on these pages which do not allow free calls to direc- always been, not a Tourist promotion do not necessarily reflect those of ihe tory enquiries, or to payphone lines, board for the Soviet Union, but a so- Edìtorìal Board. which do. The snag is that the reniai for ciety for those studying Russian to gel payphone Unes is 50 a year more ex- together and have a bit of fun. That lan rjear BF, pensive. There are some 180 pay- and Ralph gol the wrong imp'ession While Securily (and their effecliv- phones in the résidences, so the cost of about the USSR from the society is a ness) is on our minds may I brìng te providing 'free' calls to directory en- load of c**p, because there were few your attention a factor that makes the quiries would be 9,000 each year. or an evenis organised last year for them lo crime preventing side of their job even additional 4 per year for each student in do so. harder. residenee. We have ali lived in ihe Soviet Al the start of this terni certain The good news is that the pay- Union, so we know how difficull life is phones in Surrey and G believe) Batier- phones and cardphones in central areas over there. That is why those who have sea Court had their outgoing calls fa- sueh as the Lecture Theatres, Teaching previously been to the USSR teli the cility removcd. The logie being thai if Black, Hall and Library are on pay- first years what to expect, and lo pre- you can'i phone out, no money goes phone lines. Calls to directory en- pare them for the worst. We are sorry to into the phone and the notorious "Hione quiries can be made free of charge from hear that they are having such a bad nipper" of Surrey University has noth- any of these phones. I hope this answers ti me over there, but feel that they are not ing to gain by crowbaring them apart. Mr Monk's query. mature enough to cope with Uie situ- This logie doesn't hold up because a lot Janet Bell ation and obviously made the wrong of phones are stili fuUy operational, so Administrative Officer choice when choosing their degree the "Phone nipper", assuming he has Secrétariat course in the 6th form. Every well-in- half a brain only dismembers the formed person, (which we believe mosl phones with dialling tones. University Studenisare), isawareof the The eonsequence of ali this is that at average life-style of a Soviet Citizen. 3:00am if I see or suspect a erime being In answer to point 2 in their leller, committed (such as someone's phone quote "Immediate repatrialion of ali being ripped apart on another floor) I Please Brilons (forced under duress) to stay in have to casually stroll down to the se- the USSR" - Nobody forced them to curity office in my underware lo lei include your take a course involving a stay in the So- them know. The situation is made more viet Union. disiurbing when you realise that if Union Card We appreciate their aitempts at hu- someone had an accident at night you mour, regarding Soviet Citizens, their wouidn't be able lo cali Security to ar- dress sense, music taste, etc. Il is noi range an Ambulance. Wouidn't il be number and their fault that they were cut off from prudent for the accommodalion office Western Culture fw many years during lo restore our phone links to securily in your name the Gold War. It is hard for the Soviet view of the phones importance to stu- people to get hold of the bare dent safely and preventing crime ? necessities, such as food, and olher A.D. Caldwell with ail things that we, in the West, take for rjear BF, granied, lei alone be obsessed with their Mosi peoplewhowatched the Band contributions appearance. Compelilion in Free Fest like myself We can sympathise with some of found Saddam Dundabin pretly funny - especially their feelings of annoyance and frustra- for five minutes. For this reason I have tion, after ali, being in an enclosed area no objecliwi lo them "playing" in the with an overpowering smeli of BO is compelilion, bui ihere must be others letters, none loo pleasant! Bui they seem to out there like me who can't see any jus- have missed the lesson that most people tificalion for them being runners up. opinions leam in the USSR - to make the mosl of In what I thought was a Music what you've gol. We only have to live Comp I would expectproper musicians there for three months at a lime - they in the top places. How the judging panel and have lo live there for life. found artistic merit in a joke oulfit beats Don't gel US wrong, we are nolRus- me - perhaps we could have Students Personals. sophiles, bui we do feel that Mr Holland and Union Officials judging nexl year? and Mr Herbert have gone loo far in Apart from that, a good days enter- their proposai of a Russophobe Soc. tainment. The Russki Kruzhok Committee Ralph Swallow bare facts Friday June 14th 1991
Editorial Parlez - Vous Deutsch
Sooo, I have returned from the 'ol- Italiana lible, 'oliible sport/examination hall with the funny whirry fans, to the now Cymraeg Svenska Russki ever so clean bare facts office. From this October, the new Euro- under the Chairmanship of Professor Erm... judging by the last three edi- pean Language Teaching Centre will be Colin Good, there does seem to be a de- tions of BF, while I was hid away in my offering the opportunity for all students mand for such courses, with as many as room, things are not going too well for to leam a European language in addi- 2500 students waniing to use the fa- people (oh, and bunny rabbits of tion to their degree course, which re- cilily if ihe questionnaire were to be course) - the LIS students in Russia places the electives programme representative. have found themselves not exactly in currently being phased out. The new centre will undoubtedly the lap of luxury - but what can you ex- Students will be able to learn equip students for after 1992 and the in- pect, security was attacked (yet again), French, German, Spanish, Ilalian and ternai European market, bui it does Martin Smith complained that we had Russian, through seif access pro- seem strange that at a time of increas- our priorities wrong for printing photos grammes both from audio and visual ing financial difficulties for the univer- on iie front page rather than his let- tapes as well as video facilities in a re- sity, Senate have agreed to a pian which ter!!!, Ian Fenn (who really isn't that sources room, to be situated dose to will require considerable financial in- bad) came in for another round of in- Senate. The facilities will allow stu- vestment, even if some outside sponsor- sults and then of course there has been dents of all abilities - from scraich lear- ship is being sought. the rise of the rather militant Bunny ners to post A level to study the various David Gent Protection League who have decided to languages, and it is hoped to increase lake direct action - action which I'm the languages offered in the future. In sure some could say was vandalism - the opinion of the new direclor of the spraying their message on the building centre, Mike Thacker, hisbiggestcom- site wall for desperatly needed new ac- mitment is to saiisfy the demands of stu- comodation and entrance paths to the dents. In addilion to this, as from next University - it's amazing what 'bunny year courses in the Engineering Faculty wunnies' can do these days! will also offer the possibility of com- However, what's happening now? bining tradilional studies with a euro- Well, it's been pretty quiet down here pean language, an experiment already in the BF office, mosl BF bodders just being done in the chemistry depart- happen to have exams all squwiged up ment. Other faculties are likely to fol- at the same dme but have still managed low suit. to help, so I'm eternally grateful to all From a Student questionnaire car- those who know who they are!?! ried out this March by a working party Also dead, dead, dead importantly I've gotta to say a mega-massive than- kyou to Manoj, Dave and Andy 'Bully' Bloor for taking care of BF and doing a How poor are Surrey brilliant job while I was away - inciden- tly gel well soon Andy (he's been con- find to sick bay with chicken-pox) and students? dont worry we've had the office fumi- gated! Coming up... erm... next week should be pretty good since nearly everyone's back, also they'll be details of next terms revised, re-launched what have you, bare facts. And finally, don't forget that next BF is the last edition so get all your stuff in and please note the deadlines - since nexl week we've got little choice but to stick to them. Thai's it have a good week! Smiles
Ali wiU be revealed next week! Friday June 14th 1991 bare facts Well.. er.. different news Green Grey sun news .'becaislllep^' iii ' sun-dei;: velüpeÍd¿;^K^:¡E^g round il Radio stations wwe Ìlooded wìtii calJs from cíü¿e«s wor- • .ned OT^ÜÍÍíÍIqIÍÍü^^ W^ The ROler De-icer! happening<;G!OV0^rnent ríof : ice crystaìsi;' Thousands of trees are being killed each year by the salt which is being used to de-ice the roads. The recent cold 3D-TV weather has made the problem worse than ever according to a repon by the forestry commission which was pub- plus has come up with a way of rece k'tt anJ n):lit vu'-a.s on on? aiitl lished on Tuesday. Tony Baldry, Junior s witefiihg ;(»tween thíOT The Viéi^riwèàrs ¿pcciiàl gìà^is- tót shtit óff Environment Minister launched the re- pon and outlined the Govemments plans for dealing with the problem be- Tube Terror fore the next cold speli. As if travcUing on iho Tendón Undcrgrtwnd wasa surrcal enough ejtpcrienco. Indonesia in Crisis Rívét^^í^iiSíüdii^ aiam»! tíiiipíiaííí^ ofwítíi hér Heóis of hidden; Indonesia is heading for a major camoas; video prpjec^i dìsjoin^ tièids will af^ì^ sücMenly on saibr crisis because of massive pollution and wajr and átaír^áí ¿aéi tèHmg a (spoken by actws) relatmg toóie flagrant abuse of laws designed to pro- tect the enviroment. The President of YOURHÉADíí! Indonesia, which has the largest tropi- cal rain forests after Brazil, has wamed Hair today, Gone tomorrow! his people that they must act now to avoid problems such as acid rain, air pollution and toxic waste. "To ruin the environment" said the president, "is to bill cotó-^tt^^ men a r^y; min life". mi?n h.id lu e and .vhavct! their híí.ids, bur ihi tiiCii .U-nicd thi?. siiod and si».». 1 sup- •fip^líiílillliii^ Sea World Beam me up.,.? Anti- animai captitvity activists have launched a major campaign The best known phrase in Science Fìcuon- "Beam Me Up Scouy" was never ac- against Florida's Sea World Marina fol- Uiatly sàid in tht entire Siar trek serics. Sfar Trek creator Cen& Roddenberty. made lowing the death of Polyanna the Dol- phin. Activists claim the 25yr old phrase ^r^^ atiraction has one of the worst records of ali the marinas in the state. Florida houses some 40% of ali the worlds cap- tive Dolphins have died al Sea World. Grab your pardner at the first ever Surrey University ^ Protest Midsummer's' Night Greenpeace activists climbed a 150ft high crane in Brussels yesterday to launch an intemational campaign. 15 BARN DANCE people draped huge banners from the crane, which faces the European Com- WITH UVE BAND AND CALLER munity's Building. The banners read "Waste incinaration is playing with «f Disco fire" in 10 languages. The environmen- tal group wants a global ban on new in- on: Friday 21lst June in: Main Hall cinarators for toxic and hazardous waste.
Tickets: £2.50 beforehatxl, £3.00 on the door availabie from the trading desk from Monday 17th June Ali proceeds to the charity "Operatlon Raieigh' bare facts Friday June 14th 1991 Tree Destruction Campus news Rainforest destruction is stili rising 6 years after an international agreement to protect tropical woodlands. 17 Mil- lion Hectares of rainforest were de- stroyed in 1990 compared with 11.3 Library Summer Vacation Million in 1980, said Ralph Roberts, Chief advisor to the Tropical Forestry O^ening Hours. Action Programme. As an illustration. The Library opening hours for the vacation are now displayed on Library notice 17 Million Hectares is more than 5 boards. The normal hours will be Monday-Friday, 0900 to 1700 but in July, the Li- times the size of Belgium. brary will remain open on Monday and Wednesday Evenings until 2000. This is a continuation of the experimental extension of hours brought in in 1990. AU Library users during these extended hours will be asked to complete a short questionnaire to establish exactly who is using the Library and which facilities are in demand. Bumingoil
Kuwait's oil fires are posing less of a threat to human health than had first been thought according to evironmen- Student Loans talists. US Environmental Protection Agency boss, William Reilly, said after Next Academic Session -1991/92 Smdents intending to apply for a student loan during the next academic year a trip to Kuwait: "We do not see the kind of acute effects we feared". Very should note that the Student Loans Company has announced that arrangements are few deadly Sulphur Dioxide fumes the same as for this year. This also applies to students who have recieved an Eligi- have been sent up by the 450 oil wells bility Certifícate for the current academic year and wish to re-apply in 1991/92. still blazing (only 150 have been put When requesting certification of eligibility it will still be necessary to produce out). The Kuwaiti catastrophe was still your birth certificate (original, not photocopy) or, in the case of eligible students bom an encHTnous ecological problem, said overseas, passport and a letter of vérification from a responsible person. William Reilly. "If hell had a national It is important therefore to remember to bring these documents with you when park" he commented "it would be those you retum to the University in October. oil fires". More than 500Km of Kuwai- The rates of loan for 1991/92 are 580 for a full year and 425 for a final year (or ti and Saudia Arabian beaches and 460 and 330 respectively if living in the parental home). coastal marshes have been saturated The University will again bearranging sessions for the issue of Eligibility Ceni- with oil. Some may never recover, Re- ficates early in the Autumn term; it is not possible to apply before then. Notices giv- illy wamed, and August weather could ing détails of dates and times of these sessions will t« displayed in departments, worsen the effects of smoke. Students Union and on-site résidences, so look out for these when you retum next year. Mary McArthur Student Records and Fees Office Veggie Photography Victory Andreas Andreou, a final year Civil Engineer, last week won an honourable men- Revolution tion in the 21st Dunhill Photography Compétition with the photograph "Sound of Almost 30000 adults a week are Art". Andreas won two more honourable mentions last year with the photographs giving up meat in favour of a vegetarían "Against the Wind" and "Sudden Décision". diet. Britain now has 3600000 vegeta- Athena rians and a further 4600000 who avoid red meat but will still eat chicken or fish, according to a recent survey. Among those who have changed their A Change for the Better? eating habits, the main reason given was concern over the way animais were Good news for Pool and Table-Footy fans! The new change machine in the Union reared or slaughtered and the effects of now gives out 20 pence pieces, so you won't have to keep saving them up. If you are livestock farming on the environment. really rich, you may be pleased to know it also accepts 20 notes. The only problem Every year the average meat-eating is it doesn't give out 50 pence pieces any more, so if you need them for the launde- person in Britain will consume more rette, you'll have to go to the bank before it shuts! than his weight in meat products. In a Piglet lifetime he will eat more than 36 pigs, 36 sheep and 750 chickens! The vegetarían society plans to hold Crédits a 'going veggie' day on 25lh October Bf Brought to you this week by Smiles, Morgan, David, Manoj. when it will iu"ge everyone to avoid meat for 24 hours. Athena Mark W, Sally E, Greg. Peter S, PhiI & Pete. NDW. Athena. FBM, Jav, Andy C, Piglet, Ralph S, Janet B, TRKC, Mary Me A, ChriSy CU» Mike the printer» and Trac^y for ollering; Friday June 14th 1991 bare facts Careers Summer Fairs There are a number of Summer re- These fairs will mainly have na- cruitment events you can attend as Sur- tional employers seeking to fili a wide "Current Vacancies" rey undergraduates/graduates. They ränge of vacancies, with possibly a lists are at Universities unless otherwise small number of locai employ^. Come in and collect "Current Vac- stated. These are: Füller details of the fairs may be ob- ancies", which is published fortnightly. tained from us, and a list of employers Once you have left the University, we Summer Recuitment Fairs participating in each of them is in will send you copies each fortnight, North Hast (Durham)17 June "Summer Recruitment Events 1991 - together with details of any additional Bradford 18 June The Officiai Guide". 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service. o t o SO be early lo avoid disappoinlmeot Student Rates (tS ÌZi UljCD as bookings are open to everyone LT O D o .o o / f^O K o no Friday June 14th 1991 bare facts bare facts Friday June 14th 1991 Odeon Union Affairs Enquiries/Access & Visa bookings Daily at 1.45 5.20 8.10 (NB ; Get Screen 4 : CYRANO DE Tel 578017. Advance Box Office open there early or book in advance!) BERGERAC (U) daily between 14.00 and 19.00hrs. Stu- Screen 2 : MERMAIDS (15) This is a rumbustious, spectacular dents admitted for the special price of An enjoyable if occasionally irritat- film which effortlessly manages to Budgets £2.05 Mon-Thur before 7pm (with ing romantic comedy in which Cher maintain it's epic quality while never Justice comes to those that lose my for nexl year. We are hoping for NUS card) plays the kooky mother to two equally losing sight of the more intimate, Per- BF column, or do not attend a Finance 2. Inventory All clubs and socs must 285,0(X) but the more the better. If you Fri 14 June for Seven Days unhinged daughters, the eldest of which sonal moments. Il stars Gérard Depar- Meeting. So let that be a lesson to submit a list of equipment which they want to have a say in how this money Screen 1 : THE SILENCE (Winona Ryder) cannot decide between dieu - he of "Jean de Floreiie" and anyone who wishes to cross my path, own, and the replacement cost of the will be spent, why not stand as a GM OF THE LAMBS (18) the spiritu^ pleasures of convent life, "Green Card" and one of the greatest next time it will be more than just spots. said equipment Forms are available Rep to the Finance Commiltee, for or the more earthly temptations of the actors around at the moment - as ol' big One of THE films of the year! Di- But get well soon Andy, there is a Fin- from the General Office or myself. more information see me. flesh. Bob Hoskins makes a good job nose himself: perfect casting because rector Jonathan Demme shows (as did ance Meeting this week, and who Any club or soc which does not hand an The end of term is drawing near, and of his first half-decent role in ages as Gérard doesn'i need much make- up on Rob Reiner with Misery) that 'comedy knows 'spots' may improve your looks. Inventory in will have their funds with- if you have any last miniue things you Cher's suitor - but when are we going his nalurally oversized conk. Like the directors' can be far more effective at held at üie start of next year. These wish to son out, then let me know as to see him play an Englishman again? original cla^ic play by Edmond Ros- horror/thrillers than most of the special- Onto more important matters. forms must be in by FRIDAY WEEK soon as possible. There is a Finance tand, this is all lold in rhyming couplets ist gore merchants. This stars Jodie Daily at 1.15 3.40 6.05 8.35 9. Meeting Thursday Week 8, and I hope and really makes you wish you could Foster as a novice FBI agent trying to to have another one after that before the speak better French just to apîweciate 1. Budgets Many thanks to all those catch Buffalo Bill - a serial killer who Screen 3 : HAMLET (U) 3. Over Spending Once again this is end of term. all the marvellous word-plays. But clubs and socs who gave in a Budget by skins his victims - by attempting to Shakespeare for the masses! Mel NOT ALLOWED. Those clubs and don'l worry, Anthony Burgess makes a theendof last week. Work has started glean information from the smooth, Gibson confounded the sceptics with socs that do this, may find that all their If anybody has any questions then great job of the subtitles. Il's the story on them. Any body who has not yet charming, and seductively psychotic Dr his surprisingly adept portrayal of the Union accounts will become frozen. of a man who suffers from both a big handed in a Budget, but still wants too, let me have them. Hannibal Lecter (the ever- impressive Danish Prince. Olivier he ain't, but then This means that no money will be paid heart and a big nose, and despite an betlCT have a good excuse why its late. Anthony Hopkins). The scenes be- again who is? As he did with "Romeo from them. If your accounts are in the over-the-top, lingering ending, tfie film Clubs and socs have had an extra 7 Any way, must go but dont forget tween Hopkins and Foster are electri- And Juliet", director Franco Zefferelli same position at the end of this year, is totally admirable, enjoyable and a lot weeks to submit their Budgets, so there INVENTORIES WEEK 9 or else. fying and frightening in their intensity has made Shakespeare accessible with- your funds will also be frozen next year. of fun. To think we've been suffering should be no excuse. I still hope to hold - and the rest of the film's just as good out deviating to seriously from the text "Sleeping With The Enemy" when we meetings sometime with all clubs and Lots of love and free of spots as well. Losing a little of the serious- Only the ultra-purists will be upset could have been watching this. socs during week 9 or 10 but will let you 4. Other We will know soon how Mark Williams Union Treasurer ness of Thomas Harris's novel by ad- Daily at 1.25 5.00 8.00 know. much money the University will give us ding some (black) humour has Daily at 1.55 5.108.15 improved the story no end. Terrific and terrifying. Phil 'n' Pete Internal Affairs Standing Committee Ifttemal Affaire Standing Committee will me« on Tuesday Í 8ih June - week 9- in the Barclays room at 8pm. One matter under di.scu5.sion will he u new Omstituium. \il thn&c irikrcstcd jri* wcl'j(;mc. Job Opportunity - 4th Year Graduates student Enterprise Project Manager
OFU ^s part of the Enterprise Programme being developed at University of Surrey we are encouraging well until they encounter a sinking Free Film:- On Tuesday of week 10 students to share in a variety of Enterprise initiatives. We are hopng to appoint a Student Coming this week. schooner and rescue its sole survivor, Jungle Fever hits campus when OFU Enterprise Project Manager to undertake a number of tasks including supporting the development Sunday 16th June at 6pm and Mon- Hughie, who claims his crew died of (in association with Ents) present "The day 17th June at 9pm: "Honey I Shrunk food poisoning. While Ingram goes to Jungle Book" in the Amphitheatre, of a Student Enterprise Committee. The Kids." Rick Moranis stars in this the schooner to investigate, Hughie starting time around 9pm. This event in We believe that a graduate of the Universtity of Surrey may be the right person for the job. zany comedy about a mild-mannered takes off with Rae, and a cat and mouse subject to Senate approval and the good The personal skills that we require in the Project Manager are:- inventor. He inadvertently and un- game of survival ensues. Dead Calm is old British Weather. Rumours that knowingly shrinks his kids and their a crackingly good, cold blooded film S tage Crew are to be paid in bananas are totally untrue (I think!). If wet the film 1. To be able to plan and deliver initiatives on time; friends down to the size of a pin head, that never lets up in its truly Hichcoc- 2. To be able to work as a member of a team with students, staff and employers; and puts them out with the garbage. The kian suspense. Cert 15-96 minutes. will be shown in Lecture Theatre G starting at roughly the same lime. adventure starts as the kids work their Coming Soon:- Preuy Woman 3. To be creative and analytical; Nick D Wright way back to the house through the now Tickets:- All tickets must be bought 4. To be able to listen and communicate In small or large groups, orally and in writing. jungle sized garden. Crazy süiff - Ideal in advance from the trading desk in the entertainment for those who have few Students Union from 9:30am to 3:30pm The appointment will be for one year initially, with the possibility of continuation to a maximum of brain cells left in operation!! Monday to Friday. Do not hassle the Wednesday 19th June at 8pm (Free House Officers, they will not be able to four years. The work will be challenging, will involve some travel, much discussion and Tea/Coffee from 7:30pm): Dead Calm - sell you a ticket occasional despair. Australian surgeon, John Ingram, and OFU Meetings:- Are held in Lec- If you feel that you have the right skills to fulfil this role and are interested in knowing more, then his wife Rae embark on a yachting trip ture Theatre A at 6pm on Tuesday contact Graham Rawlinson on (internal) 3344 or Guildford 509344 to arrange a discussion. after the death of their young son in a Evenings, all are welcome to attend. Note: we will only appoint if we are sure that we have the right person for the job. car accident. Things seem to be going
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DATVCE FACTOR-E II presented by soulclub + ZOOP ciub on Wednesday 19th June, 8pm - 2am at FLICKS. 4-6 Woodbridge Rd, Guildford
ATTRACTIONS Two Rooms Of Sound Featuring JUDGE JULES (KISS FM) STEVIEBCTheWag) Butch and Jav (X-Fade) PLUS soulclub High Power Three Colour LASER Show Visuals by High Roller
TICKETS £3 in advance £4 on the door with flyer, £5 without Available from USSU Trading Desk : 0483 509223 Box Office : 0483 304202 See Flyer for other ticket outlets INFORMATION ON : 0836 405348 34p par min chMp rat* 45p pw inin pMk rat*
11 Friday June 14th 1991 bare facts Music News Record profits! Gang - a preview
EMI music has reported "record" profils for the ihird year Alihough l'.huva hiMrdot ilu-j«. ("ho himphiui-icOani; in a row. The reason for this is that they are selling more rec- •carne preaplieavily recanmended fromimy: 'òksfmMmsm ords. The success of artists like MC Hmnmer, Vanilla Ice and - "^e «nger's really lívcly ànd the bandas good". ^ Sinead O'Connor has helped lo boost profils. The load singer is callcd Rosìe (sbe ^uld senously by deed poD wantsitomii) Dire New Album! and yes, sbe is lively alrighi und ^ are the rest uf the band rhyüun section of the band use the be^ of the old style Dire Slraits have completed their new album, the follow rhythms hcavtl y ìnflucnccd by ncwcr house stylebeats. up to "Brothers in Arms" titled "On Every Street". It was pro- of this they liave a fine feeling far mebdy, wìtha te duced by Mark Knopffer. The band are to go on a 2yr worid realiy memorable songs - ihe closesi I can eome to caie tour starting in Dublin in August. sìng them is a kind of ravo-stylc DefunkL H&C Tour It v.ì\[ bc ra&cinauj)g u> st-»- h«»* ihis lot dcvclop m (he fu- turo Ahrihcrihey will nove u;'AurJ^iui ali oiii Iup40«HVUÌ Hue and Cry, the Scottish pop duo feaiuring brothers Pat oì purstic a mctfe chaotir and rjr,.'{icd patti W itli rcMk'ws of and Greg Kane are following up their "My Sait Heart" single iJiL Srniìh's swcetcM, lariK cvt d wiu mjifib.' fMixMog Xifh with a 10 date UK tour next month. The tour starts in Brighton djU:) cUiJ "the South Coaa's tn^'^l «xjìinìcmà of da»^,c"
Johnnie Hates Jazz (so do I) will release their second album on Virgin on Monday 17th June. Titled "Tali Stories", it is the long awaited follow up to the mulli-platinum "Tum Back The Clock" and is the first to feature the new vocalist Phil Tho- mally. Honeychild support
Honeychild are expecting great things. They have been confirmed as supportaci for Deborah Hany's lOdaie UK tour. Officiai biography - but who cares?
The Pel Shop Boys have issued a press statement regard- ing the book "Introspective by Michael Cauton. This is not an officiai biography say Tennant and Lowe and was writien without their permission or co-operation. The officiai PSB bio- graphy "Pel Shop BoysLiterally" by Chris Heaih has just come out in Penguin papeitack. Charts Top 5 singles
1.1 Wanna sex You Up - Color Me Bad (Giani) 2. Baby Baby - Amy Grani (A&M) 3. The Shoop Shoop Song - Cher (Epic) 4. Holiday - Madonna (Sire) 5. Shocked - Kylie Minogue (PWL) GuildfoFd Campus Radio. Settìng û» pace cu 1602AM
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Please note Pissed again C? Deadlines for Andrea! Cheers Babe!! Yes it's taken Some are spherical then, are they? me a long time to do it, but, you see, before, it just wasn't big enough!!! next week Good Luck to my P.B. friends. XXX
will be as To Andy Bloor, It's only Lust! From Darling Anita, it takes me so long to the Girls on the High Street. eat my dinner 'cos I spend so much time just dreaming about you...! Love foUows: Q: What is the difference between Horrible. Duncans snooker and his love life ? Answer in next weeks BF. To the owner of Prudence- Where am I ?!?! xxA Duncan, the only "frame" we dream 1). Sunday about is yours and if we got you on the Sorry Cherry Pie, Nothing personal "table" you'd soon be in need of a meant llOOpm "rest". From your admirers. I would give you the phone number of Does anyone know why Duncan is the rubber toy company, but I know approaching blow-up toy vendors? you'd "Rather be planting trees".
2). Monday You have really scared me! ! and I still It's all very well having the Crust, but hurt!! it's no good without the filling. Stick 6.00pm to pulling pints. S.M. Muscadet, marmalade sandwich or mind-blowing...! xxx Let hips thud! (anag) At the very Jo has got RED hair! Athena, where are your files!?! Dave, do you still want 25 kids? It can LIS office - We were keeping FIT in very latest, be arranged, xxx the Sports Hall on Wednesday morn- ing, where were you?!? Get better soon Sprogg, the Union with good bars profits are rapidly falling! Luke we know your secret!
excuses: To the owner of Prudence- Make your Penny sweet giri -1 really missed you! mind up! xxA. Crispin and Rosalind, we know S.M. Congratulations! You made it at YOUR secret too! last. Let's celebrate on Dartmoor... 3). TViesday xxx! Why does Cath and Guildford Crt. smell soooo much! Mr. Warden, 12.00pm S.M. You look wonderful in Straw- Where's the gas masks? berries... Absolutely... xxx
Next week promises to be a pretty packed ^ig warnirtß! edition so try and get Next week is the very last time that you*ll be able to put any your stuff in as soon Personals into BF (this bit of the year) and possibly if you're a crumbly old 4th year, or an even crumblier Post as possible since we Grad, or Sabbatical the very last time forever! will be offering a first So, if you want to say hello, goodbye or probably more come first served likely declare your undying love now's your chance!!! policy!! This could be your iast opportunity!
13 Friday June 14th 1991 bare facts Societies Notices
GCR LOST -1 lost a NIKON camera at the Colours Ball on Friday night. If Well it's week eight already, which Location: Lx)wer Bar means that the silly season of people Time: 20:00hrs anyone picked it up please please con- having the feeble excuse of apparently The GCR disco of the year, your tact me as the camera and the film are having exams to revise for is in full ef- chance to win some hoopy prizes for very important to me. Thanks. Sam fect, so now you geteven more Ian Fenn being silly/drunk or generally stupid. White.Rawson3BatterseaCourt. lean on the radio as he fills in for everybody Geoff Marshall is disqualified as he is be contacted via tei: 303682. else. far too well qualified. If you havn't been listening to the Dateline: Friday Week 9 LOS ANGELES RETURN £95 will weekday breakfast show between 8 and Location : Main Union take you to Los Angeles and back. A 10 am then why not? It's suggested that Time : 08:00-14:00hrs standby ticket is available to be used be- you do in order to hear the excellent GCR will be coming LIVE from the tween now and September.- Ring Cob- SUDS written radio drama "Kylie's main union stage! Between 8 and 11 ham (0276) 857881. Dr Miller. brain is missing" There's two episodes you can hear Richard Viking and the every week and on the other days listen breakfast crew, and see the last episode FOR SALE Austin Allegro 1300. out for other splodgety things happen- of "Kylie's brain is missing" performed "S" reg very reliable. £280 o.n.o. Con- ing! Other shows continue as normal live - including the brain surgery bit! tact: Sarah J,room 52 Friary House and we broadcast all over the weekend There'll be loads goin' on and the fun G'ford Court. Tel:576844 ^ as well. continues until 2pm with the GCR Two MEGA events are coming up posse. Miss it at your Beryl the Peril! FOR SALE BALLGOWN - Jade in the near future which you would be So until next week - Stay tuned to silk, ballerina length, strapless, size 10 stupid to miss: 1602AM - Or we'll eat a chip 100 o.n.o. BALL OUTRT - Peacock blue silk, 3 piece evening suit, short Dateline: Thursday Week 9 The Breakfast Crew. skirt, strapless top, jacket (brand new) Soul Club sizeI2£130o.n.o. Tel G'ford 577276. Rough and Tuff were my thoughts year. Latest news is that High Wy- CAR FOR SALE Mini cooper 1000 on Friday night for those of you who combe's Ravers International (serious cc. 3 door, automatic, "W" reg, long turned up to Summer Madness gig in dub + ragga) will be supporting Mark MOT, road tax till 31-1 92, full service the Lower Bar. The sounds were very Humphrey in the Cool Down Zone, ex- record. £950 much clubland and for those of you who pect me there too! For those of you who enjoy the more poppier dance sounds have received flyers by now consider COMPUTER FOR SALE Amslrad we will be in the Lower Bar again this yourself lucky because we have now of- PC2086/30. With LC-10 star printer. It Friday along with Richard the Viking ficially run out of our 10,000 printed includes Word perfect. Word star 4, (GCR) for the H&C Lower Bar Gig. flyers. Lotus, Integrated 7 (17). Also one com- !Pump House Gang are this week's This weeks vinyl tip selection in- puter game (packman), all handbooks Sunday Night Band and they will be cludes: Heavy D - Now That We've and manuals, spare discs. Hardly used: playing their brand of Southern Funk Found Love; Quartz - Naked Love; £950 along with 2 professional dancers, 9 Frankie Knuckles - Whistle Song; band memebers + King George - where Rebel MC - Tribal Base; Dee Dee TV FOR SALE Panasonic. Firsj are they gonna fit them all! Brave - So Many Roads (EP); Miles Jay hand in excellent condition - £150. Hopefully most of you have fin- - Sensuous (LP). ished your exams by now and the first Finally, respect going out to Ade- FOR SALE Refrigerator. Hotpoint thing you should do is purchase your wale Lawal for his help on the dfe-II slimline 8215. First hand in excellent ticket for DANCE FACTOR-E II from promotion, you know where it's hap- condition. Price £130. ContactiGeorge the Trading Desk. It's happening this pening. Igoumenakis, Bourne 1/3 Tel:570843. Wednesday, 19th June at Rick's, don't AS IT GROOVES miss out on the biggest offsite gig of the Jav EARS will be holding an auction of surplus electronic equipment (in- Canoe Club cluding ossiliscopes, VDUs, test equip- On Wednesday 6th Steve, Rich and down in the middle of nowhere, which ment and power supplies) on Saturday I went to Nottingham. Since we were is about 100 yards from Steve's par- June 22nd in LT.L. The auction will there all day, rather than just for the ent's house. In the week before last's start at 12:00 with viewing from afternoon, we had time to get over four BF, I made a comment about the quality 10:00am. hours of paddling in. It was mostly une- of club equipment, which I have re- ventful,exceptforapotentially fatal in- ceived a bit of criticism abouL It was cident involving me in a (small) canoe, not meant to be taken seriously, so get Remember it's and a load of idiots in a large (and very lost. In last week's BF, I prattled on heavy) inflatable raft. We all had a great about the USCC t-shirt There is NOT Father's Day on time, and only stopped because we going to be one, because I have decided were completely exhausted. On the way to do some revision. Sunday 16th !! back we had the misfortune to break Andy C
14 bare facts Friday June 14th 1991 Accomxnodation The Stonking Stormin' notice Ploasc i.an all \uuknb. ^^tK) have Boaties! round off siie accommodatìon for thdr Can you imagine a sport that's as win by two lengths. Il was a fast race :;ecorKl ycjr Ict ihc K.LOinmixU(i()n ol mentally exhausting as watching an and we were quite pleased seeing as our fico hjvu ihi- dcuih hchtri? ihc end ot episode of Mastermind, as physically crew, as it stood, had only been together teon. This also hclps the office to kcep demanding as lifting a sack of potatoes for 10 days! As the saying goes - if you [lic vaccini a 15 Friday June 14th 1991 bare facts River Sports Day 1991 River Sports Day - what the bloody hell's that? I hear you ask. Well unless you're a final year with a good memory you've probably never heard of iL It's being organised by the Sports Hall (but as they can't afford an advert Tve been left to tell you about it)!?! It's being descríbed as The Watery Highiight of the Year and is happen- ing at Millmead, behind the Yvonne Amaud Theatre on Wednesday 26th June at 2.30 pm. There are team and individual events and to enter you must fill in the application fOTm and hand it in to the Sports Hall by Friday 21st June. Here are the rules: 1. Teams must consist of at least six people, 4 men and 2 giris. 2. Students/staff can repr^ent one team only. 3A1I participants must wear shoes and life jackets 4. The Health Officer suggests and to qualify teams must enter: male) covering all open wounds wiih water- 1. One Tug of War team (6 people) proof plasters before entering a race. 2. Two rafft teams (2 x 3) The event sounds like it's gcmna be 5. Spikes or football boots are not 3. One raft change about team (1 x a lorra fun so make sure you get those allowed (e.g. in the Tug of War). 4) entry forms in quickly. 4. Three beginners (2 male and 1 ie- Manoí There is a team trophy up for grabs male) 5. Two Slalom Racers (male or fe- England Thrash The Windies No it's not a dream, England beat had two hat-trick balls. 27 in both innings and took two catches the West Indiesby llSrunsalHeading- West Indies needed 278 to win but (one of which was out of this world) ley for the first time at home since 1969. their innings started disastrously. Phil together with a direct hit run ouL Hick It was a magnificant performance in Simmons was bowled first ball by Phil struggled in both innings and did not re- what was a very low scoring game. An Defreitas. Richie Richardson began in ally look comfortable. Viv Richards England victory looked highly unlikely cracking form on Monday moming and gave Steve Watkin a torrid time in the on Friday morning when they were the target looked reachable but another first innings but the Welshman got hii bowled out for 198 with Robin Smith debutant, Steve Watkin, took three revenge in the second innings - he hai scoring 54. But with the help of some quick wickets and the match was in the West Indian captain caught for just tremendous fielding by debutant Mark England's grasp. As soon as Richard- three runs. Ramprakash, the bowlers limited the son was caught by Lamb of Defreitas' This victory provides a welcome visitors to 173. bowling for a spirited 68 it was all over boost for English cricket after the disas- Then carne the game's most signifi- bar the shouting. The tail enders did not trous tour Down UndCT over the winter. cant contribution - a fantastic 154 n.o. prove to be a serious hold up and Eng- The new-look England team is much from England skipper Graham Gooch land won with almost three hours to fitter and keener than the one which re- out of a 2nd Innings total of 252. spare. tumed from Australia. Viv Richards Gooch's innings was the undoubted There was only one serious conten- has never lost a seríes as captain and he tuming point of the match and it would der for man-of-the-match, Graham will be imploring his players to make have been more if one of the top order Gooch, and he deservedly won the sure this is not the first time. It is essen- batsmen could have hung around to award but special attention must be tial that the England team do not suj^rt him. As it was Gooch carried given to the three newcomers Rampra- become too complacent as there is still the innings alone. Curtley Ambrose kash, Hick and Watkin. Ramprakash a long way to go this summer. What a took the first six wickets and incredibly had a memorable first Test. He scored wonderful start, though. 16