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Start the day t oday’s television with a laugh nine scTV darwin abc sbs Ten Digital 6.00 Today. (CC) 9.00 Today 6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 6.00 News. (CC) 9.00 News 6.00 WorldWatch. 9.30 Greek 6.00 Ent. Tonight. 6.30 Ben’s DID you know Johnny Extra. (PG, CC) 9.00 The Morning Mornings. (CC) 10.00 Australian News From Cyprus. 10.30 German Menu. 7.00 The Home Team. (R, Depp has made another 11.30 Morning News. (CC) Show. (PG, CC) Story. (R, CC) 10.30 Foreign News. 11.00 Spanish News. 12.00 CC) 7.30 Bold. (PGals, R, CC) 8.00 12.00 The Ellen DeGeneres 11.30 Seven Morning Corre. (R, CC) 11.00 Boomtown. Arabic News. 12.30 Turkish Family Feud. (R, CC) 8.30 Studio pirate movie? Show. (PG, CC) News. (CC) (R, CC) 11.30 Port Arthur 20th News. 1.00 PBS News. (CC) 2.00 10. (PG, CC) 11.00 The Talk. (CC) It’s rated Arrrrrgh. 1.00 MOVIE: Agatha 12.00 MOVIE: Revenge Of The Anniversary Memorial Service. Creative Minds. (PGn, R, CC) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGal, CC) 1.00 Christie’s The Mirror Middle-Aged Woman. (CC) 1.30 Eggheads. (R, CC) 1.55 2.45 Bazaar. (R, CC) (UK) 3.15 Bondi Vet. (PG, R, CC) 2.00 Ent. Crack’d. (PGlv, R, (Ma, R, CC) (2004) Antiques Roadshow. (R, CC) 2.55 Medieval Lives: Birth, Marriage, Tonight. (CC) 2.30 GCBC. (R, CC) Why does a milking stool CC) (1980) 2.00 The Daily Edition. (CC) The Cook And The Chef. (R, CC) Death. (PG, R, CC) (UK) 4.25 The 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, CC) 3.30 3.00 News Now. (CC) 3.00 The Chase. (R, CC) 3.25 The Bill. (PG, R, CC) 4.15 Secret History Of Our Streets. Ben’s Menu. (PG, R, CC) 4.00 have only three legs? 4.00 Afternoon News. (CC) 4.00 At 4. (CC) Murder, She Wrote. (R, CC) 5.00 (PG, R, CC) 5.30 Letters And Everyday Gourmet. (CC) 4.30 Because the cow has 5.30 Millionaire Hot Seat. (CC) 5.00 The Chase . (CC) News. (CC) 5.30 The Drum. (CC) Numbers. (R, CC) Bold. (PG, CC) 5.00 News. (CC) the udder. 6.00 Nine News. (CC) 6.00 Seven News. (CC) 6.00 Antiques Roadshow. (R) 6.00 Food Safari. (R, CC) 6.00 Family Feud. (CC) 7.00 Rugby League. (CC) NRL. 7.00 . (PGa, 6.55 Clarke And Dawe. (CC) 6.30 SBS World News. (CC) 6.30 The Project. (CC) Round 9. South CC) Skye and Tank 7.00 ABC News. (CC) 7.30 Destination Flavour 7.30 Modern Family. (PGa, Rabbitohs v Wests Tigers. defy the town. 7.30 7.30. (CC) Scandinavia. (CC) R, CC) Phil decorates the 9.40 Secrets Of The 7.30 House Rules. (PGl, CC) 8.00 The Checkout. (PG, CC) 8.00 Gourmet Farmer. (R, CC) house for Halloween. Pickpockets. (Ml, CC) Hosted by Johanna Griggs. 8.30 Janet King. (Malv, CC) 8.30 Heston’s Dinner In 8.00 Modern Family. (PGs, R, A look at the ongoing 9.45 MOVIE: Bad 9.30 Utopia. (Ml, R, CC) Space. (New Series) CC) Gloria hires Manny a struggle between law Neighbours. (MA15+dlns, 10.00 Upper Middle Bogan. 9.30 Last Panthers. (MA15+) Spanish tutor. enforcement, shoplifters CC) (2014) A couple suffer (Ml, R, CC) 10.25 SBS World News. (CC) 8.30 Gogglebox. (Mals, CC) and pickpockets. when a fraternity moves 10.25 Lateline. (R, CC) 11.00 Sex: An Unnatural Opinionated viewers 10.40 The AFL Footy in next door. Seth Rogen, 10.55 The Business. (R, CC) History. (MA15+ns, R, CC) discuss TV shows. Show. (M, CC) Zac Efron, Rose Byrne. 11.15 Making Australia Great: 11.30 Sex. (MA15+sna, R) 9.30 Law & Order: SVU. 12.40 Westside. (Mls, R, CC) 11.45 The Goldbergs. Inside Our Longest 12.00 MOVIE: The Father (Mas, CC) A rape case Today’s quiz 1.30 Anger Management. (PG, R, CC) Boom. (PG, R, CC) Of My Children. (Ma, challenges the detectives. (Ms, R, CC) 12.15 Parks And 12.15 Agony Uncles. (Ml, R, CC) R) (2009) 10.30 Blue Bloods. (M, CC) 2.00 Danoz Direct. Recreation. (PG, CC) 12.45 National Press Club 2.00 MythBusters. (PG, R, CC) 11.30 The Project. (R, CC) 1. Nathan Jawai is best 2.30 Global Shop. 12.40 Grey’s Anatomy. Address. (R, CC) 3.50 Wildest Islands. (R, CC) 12.30 The Late Show known for playing what 3.00 Skippy The Bush (M, R, CC) 1.45 Golf. PGA Tour. Valero 4.55 Picking Up At With Stephen Kangaroo. (R) 1.35 Harry’s Practice. (R, CC) Texas Open. Highlights. Auschwitz. (Ml) Colbert. (PG, CC) sport? 3.30 Good Morning 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 2.40 Raw Faith. (R, CC) 5.00 CCTV English News. 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) America. (CC) 4.00 NBC Today. 3.40 Restoration Man. (PG, R) 5.30 NHK World News. 4.00 Life Today With James 5.00 News Early Edition. (CC) 5.00 Seven Early News. (CC) 4.35 Eggheads. (R, CC) Robison. (PG) 2. What river separates the Some regional areas receive SBS ONE programs 5.30 Today. (CC) 5.30 Sunrise. (CC) 5.05 The Bill. (PG, R, CC) 4.30 CBS This Morning. (CC) cities of Albury and 30 minutes earlier than this schedule. Classifications: (P) Preschoolers (C) Children (G) General (PG) Parental Guidance (M) Mature Audiences (MA15+) Mature Audiences Only (AV15+) Extreme Adult Violence (CC) Closed Captions (R) Repeat. Wodonga? Consumer Advice: (a) Adult themes (d) Drug references (h) Horror (s) Sex references (l) Language (m) Medical procedures (n) Nudity (v) Violence. 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