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Friday, February 9, 1996 Bowling Green, Ohio Volume 82, Issue78
The News' BG city council to Give it up Briefs talk redistricting NHL Scores Jay Young plan to the Magistrate by the be- The BC News ginning of May," Fleming said. Buffalo 2 "They have appealed the de- Philadelphia 1 Bowling Green City Council Is cision to the judge of the district preparing to start the process and currently the city still has that will make the body legal time to file its appeal brief." NY.Rangers 6 under the United States Constitu- Sarah Ogdahl, Ward 1 council- N.Y. Islanders 2 tion. woman, said no decision has been The Council has until May 6 to made on a new representation comply with a November ruling system. Florida 3 by United States Magistrate "We haven't done anything Detroit 1. Judge Vernells Armstrong. She substantial yet," Ogdahl said. decided the current City Council "We are going to form a commit- does not accurately represent tee of the whole to decide what NBA Scores Bowling Green. The University, kind of plan we are going to go which is located in Ward 1, is for." home to 45 percent of the city's Ogdahl said she would like to Charlotte 115 population, according to the 1990 keep the ward system. Sacremento 105 census. "I think that the consensus is Rodney Fleming, Student Legal that an at-large system wouldn't Services managing attorney, ar- be beneficial," Ogdahl said. "I'm Atlanta 98 gued the case against the current In favor of maintaining the four AmyJ.V„HorVrk.BCN,-. Washington 92 system. ward system and just redrawing Jessica Arquette, sophomore biology major, donates blood at the Bloodmoblle in the Commons. Ar- "They are still under court or- the lines. I don't favor the Vir- quette said she was giving blood because her father was having surgery today. Today Is the last day to der to change the present system • donate blood for the American Red Cross. Wildlife operator and present the proposed new See COUNCIL, page eleven. wants hunter to pay for death of deer CENTER VILLE, Pa. - Ribeau will 'hang out' with students at his home Tbe operator of a wildlife sanctuary wants a hunter to Jay Young "We're having a series of dis- Student Affairs, is organizing the building of community on cam- Whipple said the president will pay more than $6,000 for The BG News cussion groups with 10 to 15 stu- meetings. He said he is glad the pus." schedule as many as he can. He killing a deer he and his dents, a couple of faculty mem- president is meeting with stu- Ribeau said the meetings will said Ribeau is currently sched- daughters had raised since Students interested in helping bers, people from Student life, dents. be a good way to create a learn- uled for eight such meetings. it was a baby. build a stronger University Board of Trustee members and "I'm really pleased that the ing environment outside of the The hunter - Stephen community will have the oppor- business leaders," Ribeau said. president Is providing this oppor- classroom. "His intent over the course of Parker, 39, of Union City - tunity this semester to "hang "What- the idea is. It's In the tunity to meet with students on a "I think it is a good way to meet the semester, and I think cer- will be sentenced Feb. 16 out" with President Sidney theme of meeting more students, personal level and on a smaller additional students and create an tainly In the next year, is for him following his guilty plea to Ribeau at his home. but also giving students an op- scale and including staff and environment where students can to meet with small groups of stu- improperly shooting the dents either on campus or In his buck on the first day of Ribeau is planning a series of portunity to meet with faculty, faculty," Whipple said. "The in- interact with faculty and people buck season last fall. forums for students and himself administrators and alumni out- tent is to increase the dialogue In the business community In a home, along with faculty and District Justice Lincoln to become more familiar with side of the classroom." among faculty staff and students, different kind of way," Ribeau staff, to talk about a variety of is- Zllhaver has approved each other. Ed Whipple, vice president for which very much aids in the said. sues," Whipple said. Broken Ridge Sanctuary owner Larry Barker's request that Parker pay $6,173 in restitution. Hello! Clinton signs bill Barker said he let Parker feed the buck, known as "Jerry" to his twin 10-year- old daughters, a few weeks to outlaw indecent before it was killed at the sanctuary about 100 miles north of Pittsburgh Par- ker's father lived nearby. material on 'net' Barker said the deer Jeannlne Aversa chief Senate sponsor of the legis- trusted Parker, who re- lation. turned and felled the deer - The Associated Press with three shots from 27 "This is a historic day," Gi- yards. WASHINGTON - With high- ngrich told the audience. "This is Parker pleaded guilty to tech fanfare and a touch of a jobs bill and this is a knowledge Game Commission charges humor. President Clinton today bllL" of damaging property and signed a bill to revolutionize the By some estimates, the over- shooting an antlered deer in way Americans get telephone, haul of the telecommunications a safety zone. television and computer ser- Industry under the bill may pro- "One of the girls asked vices. "Today with a stroke of a duce 3.4 million new jobs, Gi- me after the shooting if pen our laws will catch up with ngrich said He called the legisla- there was a God and why he our future," the president said. tion a model of bipartisan coop- let someone hurt Jerry," In a ceremony at the Library of eration. Barker said. The girls had fed the buck Congress, Clinton signed the bill Critics of the legislation say It with a bottle when it was a with a pen used by President actually may cost jobs and lead to baby. Eisenhower to sign the Federal higher costs for consumers. The Barkers have Aid Highway Act of 1956. Pressler told Clinton that the received sympathy cards He also signed it with a pen signing of the bill "was like a gun from supporters and ob- more appropriate to the informa- going off in the Oklahoma land scene telephone calls from tion superhighway: an electronic rush Because it will start an ex- hunters who objected to device using "digital Ink" on an plosion of new devices being Parker being prosecuted. electronic tablet available to American citizens. Barker said the calls "This law is truly revolutiona- There will be an explosion of new prompted him to order cal- investment in our country." ler identification for his ry legislation that will bring the telephone. future to our doorstep," the The legislation, passed by Con- Parker "endangered my president said. gress last Thursday, revamps the kids and my house. " The ceremony Included a 1934 Communications Act. It humorous telephone conversa- would let local long-distance: tion between Vice President Al phone companies and cable com- Gore and comedian Lily Tomlln, panies into each others' bust-' Quote of playing her familiar role as tele- nesses, deregulate cable rates' phone operator Ernestine. and allow media companies to; the day "A gracious hello," Ernestine expand their holdings more eas-: I "This law is truly said. "Have I reached the party Uy. to whom I am speaking?" To It would, for the first time, out- revolutionary Clinton, she said, "I can just see law the transmission of indecent the headlines: Bill signs bill." and other sexually explicit mate- legislation that will The digital tablet used by Clin- rials to minors over computer ton displayed a copy of the bill's networks. And it would give par- I bring the future to signature page. When the presi- ents a powerful new tool to zap from their TV sets shows elec- our doorstep." dent signed it, his signature ap- peared on two TV screens behind tronically rated for violent and -President Bill him. Three computers and four other objectionable content. The Clinton, about large speakers surrounded him. provision would require new TV technology law There was a bipartisan tone to sets be equipped with a special TtK AiMcUtcd PrtM the ceremony, attended by House computer chip to make this work. A Worse wears gloves on its head as its trying to wave to passersby. Speaker Newt Gingrich, R-Ga, and Sea Larry Pressler, R-S.D., See O.INTON, page elewn. Opinion
page two Friday, February 9, 1996 E.A.R. to the Bratwurst changes V-Day outlook There are tampons under my But I wish I were. "Brilliant." becoming interested. bathroom sink. I went to go see Before I hitch myself too far "But dont kid yourself, Joe," "How to make an American "Uh huh," he said. "A lot of Ground... onto the Wussy Wagon, I guess my father continued. "You can't people, girls especially, will ask, Quilt." And I now raise the lid, you should know I haven't always leave that meatloaf up in that instead of just "shootin' betwixt "what happens when you get a felt this way about relationships. freezer forever. Every week or steak that you really like? You A man was arrested in Russia after he was caught the pull-down horseshoe." The I still remember the days when so, no matter how much steak whole situation just gives me a know, someone you want to hold "frying human flesh" in his home. Police also found Daddy Peiffer sat me down and you've eaten, you've got to pull onto.' That's easy, Joe, you just boiled human flesh and said he confessed to killing a headache. told me the "birds and the bees," that meatloaf out of the freezer, I hear they have great head- take that steak, throw it on the man and making dumplings out of his remains. except the way he learned me, it counter, chop it up, and pretty Hey, if you had to stand in line two hours for Big Mac pain candles for sale on the top was more like the "steaks and the floor of Rodgers. soon you've got two meatloafs in you'd get a little testy, too. meatloaves." the freezer." • ** As this year's V-Day creeps I was packing the car for my upon me for the final time in my "Amazing," I said, meaning it. first year of college when my "You know what the moral is?" college career there's an eerie Dad pulled me aside: It's come to the attention of E.A.R. Central that there sensation drawing over my with- he asked. "Every guy needs a girl that he "Tell me," I asked, burning will be a Miss BGSU beauty pageant today. We at E.A.R ered, bean-sized brain. I'm actu- can call right around three o'- think those things went out of date 20 years ago. To nave ally happy. with anticipation. clock in the morning when he "As long as you have meatloaf a contest that rewards individuals solely on the basis of Over the summer, I came a needs a little 'service,'" Dad said 'courtin' up to a young lass at the in the freezer, you will never go looks is not just wrong, in today's day and age it's sad. with a fatherly smile. hungry!" he finished with a We believe the pageant is entirely off base. Everyone Downtown tavern. "Right," I replied. "Hi, I'm Joe," I said, stumbling flurry. knows that to truly judge the quality of a woman, a one "That's your meatloaf," he con- "You're a genius," I said, really piece bathing suit won't do it We know a woman's char- for something to say. tinued. "But a man cannot live on "I'm Kim, how are you?" meaning it. I acter is best judged by a two piecer, right guys? meatloaf alone." And for a while, I was a meat- "Not much," I replied, realiz- "You aint lying brother," I ing I wasnt very good at this sort loaf disciple. I drank from the said trying to get into the act. fountain of steak. I ate from the of thing. "That's why over here (gestur- Has anyone seen the new TV guide commercials that Inexplicably, there must have tree of meatloaf. I lived the meat- ing with his hands) you've got a loaf life. have Bob Costas hawking the magazine? This is a truly been something about my skinny, freezer. Now you put the meat- sad spectacle. Costas is one of the top sports broadcas- beer- paunched white man's body But then came Kim. And since loaf in the freezer. And over here I think I love her, I've had to sort ters of our era. To see him lower himself to do a com- that she found attractive. Or (another gesture) you've got a maybe she was just really of revamp my philosophy. mercial for a crappy magazine is truly sad. Bob, grill and you're 'grillin' steaks.'" Peiffer As I see it, Kim's like a string whatever their paying you, it's not enough. wasted. Now steaks are the girls you Whatever the reason, I talked of bratwurst. It tastes great *** want to pick up that night," he everytime. And you never know to Kim the entire evening. Later continued. slap some ketchup on it and- that night as we cemented our re- when the links of bahama mama "Does mom know about this?" I choke it down." are going to end. Baltimore Mustangs? Baltimore Mustangs! I lationship in 151, I knew that I You know the Cleveland Browns were named after the asked, growing concerned. "Sounds awful." Who knows? could really dig this girl. "I'll get to that later," he re- "It can be," he said. "And nan who made them great, so we think Art should name This auspicious beginning It could go on forever. plied. "Anyway, you eat a steak, sometimes, you'll think you've Happy Valentine's everybody. the Baltimore club the Baltimore Backstabbers. blossomed into the best re- and it's gone. No more. Some- grilled up a steak, eaten it, and Joe Peiffer is the Friday col- • •* lationship I've ever had. times you'll bum a steak, some- then the next morning you wake For example, we spent all of umnist for The BG News. You can times you'll undercook it, but you up on the toilet. Because you ha- reach him at j p e i - Leah Thompson has one of the highest rated television last night, when I was supposed don't care. You know why?" ven't had steak at ail my friend - to be doing the column, arguing [email protected] or by writing shows in the world. Crispin Glover can't get a job. Are "Why, Dad?" You've eaten Spam." him at 210 West Hall. He would about who was more perfect. we the only one's who have a problem with that? "Because you've got meatloaf "You've really thought a lot like to thank Kim for the good I'm not making this up. • *• in the freezer," he said proudly. about this, haven't you?" I said, times. If you're driving South on Interstate 199, watch out for speed traps right before Fostoria. We speak from expe- rience. The BG News "A Commitment to Excellence"
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You might not think of Univer- Ribeau's vision for the Univer- and should be encouraged to do ing it. That's "community build- Leah Barnum Michelle Bracken sity President Sidney Ribeau as a sity is to build a community so. What do I have to lose if you'- ing" at its best. Colleen Casey Alianna Dias disciple or 18th Century econo- where, learning, collaboration, re successful in your individual I hardly think Ribeau has mist Adam Smith. In fact, you pursuit of life, liberty or happi- Ed Dowling Brian Gallatin diversity and outreach are the Adam Smith on his lips when he probably shouldn't. ends to be achieved. It's'about ness? Chad Gamby Matt Gannon speaks to students about his vi- But there Is no mistaking the time someone finally arrives This also applies to our society sion for our community. That's Teresa Krieg Cathy Raidl correlation between Ribeau's with a real vision for the Univer- at a broader level. It's embar- not important. What is important, Kevin Rathge Ed Reed Building Community theme and sity. rassing to see the level to which however, is that we seize the op- Jessica Wherry Carla Zvosec what Smith referred to as the Well, we must remember it's class warfare has gripped this portunity to Improve our situa- "invisible hand" theory. community BUILDING. This country. The frontrunner in the tion. It's too bad that so many Shortly before this country Copyright© 19% by The BG News. Reprinting of means we must build, not des- Republican primaries is being students are so hardened wtth any material in this publication whiioul the permission of was born, the Scottish-born troy. I won't build anything by assailed by the media and by his cynicism and pessimism that The BG News is strictly prohibited. Smith theorized a wacky concept tearing you apart, not vice versa Republican opponents because they won't allow themselves to The Bf i News is an independent student voice which argued that when every- However, if I build the first floor, he is wealthy. We're told that he's get ahead. founded in 1920 and is published daily during the academic one pursued his or her own inter- that gives you something to build buying the election. The alterna- Community building takes year and Wednesday's in the summer. ests that it benefitted the com- from. Then, the next person can tive, of course, is one less candi- community builders. Ribeau has Opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those munity as a whole, as if guided continue to build from there. It's date, one less choice. said he can't wave a magic wand of the student body, faculty or University administration by the workings of an Invisible not magic. It's teamwork. When people are asked what's from the president's office to Opinions expressed in columns, cartoons and letters are not hand. wrong with this country, it's al- necessarily those of The BG News. We should all ask ourselves create the Ideal community. It's listening attentively to Ribeau this important question: Are your ways that the rich are getting up to us, the students. Letters intended for publication must be 200-300 last week at the town hall setting words long, typed and include the writer's name, phone goals and aspirations really that richer and the poor are getting Turn off the TV, get yourself number and University affiliation, if any. The BG News at Ribeau Hall ... oops, I mean different from mine? Aren't we poorer. For life of me, I cant un- off campus, explore other ways reserves the right to edit any and all letters. Olscamp Hall, I couldnt help but all here to get an education, to derstand how the rich getting of life. Go ahead - I promise I The BG News encourages its readers to notify the feel the invisible hand reaching meet new people, to share expe- richer hurts anyone (unless wont try to keep you from suc- paper of any errors in stories or photograph descriptions. over the crowd of student, facul- rience, to expand our horizons they're stealing from someone). ceeding. ty and administrators. and prepare for our future? The problem, of course, is that We can build a better commu- It's unconventional today to We won't accomplish anything 210 West Hall the poor are staying poor. If you nity by putting our hands state what should be obvious, but ourselves by protesting against Bowling Green State University think that punishing the wealthy together for a common purpose, has somehow been forgotten: we one another. Whether you ap- will help poor, I'll just ask you to our real hands and our invisible Bowling Green , OH 43403-0726 all have an Investment In each prove of ROTC, LAG A, Womyn look over the evidence of the last ones. Ribeau deserves our sup- bgnews @ bgnet.bgsu.edu others' well-being. Life, liberty for Womyn or minority student 30 years. You want to help oth- port. Won't you lend a hand? and the pursuit is not a zero-sum groups, everyone has the right to ers? Let's focus on creating game. participate freely In our society wealth, rather than redistribut- By: Todd KleUmit, student City Friday, February 9,1996 The BG News page three New website for Ohio travelers Brandon Wray popular since its debut, said site manager for ODOT. partment's 14 district offices on CITY The BC News Terry Dawson, office automation "People can go on-line and the site provide information on manager for the ODOT. check out the routes that they events in that area. The Ohio Department of "The site has recieved an aver- will be traveling to see if that "Maps of all 88 Ohio counties BLOTTER Transportation has launched a age of 1,100 hits a day since it route is being repaired or what are also available. They can be new website on the Internet that first appeared," Dawson said. the weather might be in their downloaded from the site only will provide information on con- Information on construction area," Roberto said. because the information file is ■ A Bowling Green High School toward the city limits. ■ A "peeping torn" was report- struction and other transporta- and weather conditions are up- Travel information is also too big to be held on the regular student was arrested Friday for tion information. dated manually at least once a available on the site. The location allegedly stealing a hammer ed at a North Church address. ■ The new website has been very day, said Marcus Roberto, web- and phone numbers of the de- See WEBSITE, page eleven. from the high school shop. Police ■ A Bowling Green resident seized the hammer and checked found her coat checked out be- it Into evidence. fore she did. The crimson cloak ■ A suspicious person was was accidentally given to another Police emphasize education, enforcement found lurking on North Enter- patron at Uptown/Downtown prise Street Tuesday evening. Bar. Chief Galen Ash said. The DARE hol odor about the person and Safety, costs of a DUI can run According to the police report, ■ Early Saturday morning, Natalie Miller the suspect was descibed as Thurstin residents were The BC News program and new DUI laws are failure to pass a battery of tests. from $1,300 to $2,800. The costs examples of the heightened The gaze stigma test checks eye include lawyers, court fees and "big" and was wearing a gray awakened to the horn of a car Unlike the smashed car on the awareness. movement responses. Anyone licensing as well as the cost in coat. blaring, which continued for a lawn of the Union Oval, the con- Police officers are trained to falling these tests is taken to the driving priviledges. A first ■ Reports of "wrestling and half hour. sequences of drinking and driv- spot drunk drivers. police station for a breathalyzer offense can suspend your license stomping'' brought police to a ing are not always that obvious. According to Deputy Chief Vo- test. for 90 days, or up to 3 years. Third Street apartment at 3:30 ■ A local church had about Even if no casualties occur, the tava, inattentive driving, weav- According to police reports, In Bowling Green, the cold am. Tuesday, where a resident $1,000 worth of sound equipment Implementation of fines and pun- ing, and lack of coordination are DUI laws are becoming more weather tempts more people to complained about the noise. stolen. A young man reportedly ishments will be involved. indicators. Most motorists re- strict to prevent repeat consider driving to the bars, but ■ Two domestic geese fled called police because he "felt "We are finally getting enough ceiving DUI's are pulled over for offenders, and the number of the risks are not worth the possi- their rural Bowling Green home bad" about the stolen Items. The police power to emphasize other violations. arrests are increasing each year. ble consequences. More drivers last Tuesday. According to the missing goods were returned in a projects like DUI's through edu- Indicators of intoxication in- According to a pamphlet by the and the weather already make police report, the downy duo box on the back steps of the cation and enforcement," Police clude lack of coordination, alco- Ohio Department of Highway driving difficult. were last seen on a flight path church. BG officers will get Celebrating 100 days mobile computers via federal funding
Natalie Miller tion inhibited the transfer of in- The BG News formation. The dispatchers looked up out-of-state plates in a Computer technology is chang- large book listing and officers ing the face of law enforcement had to call in for warrants and li- ;-tby speeding up response time cense plate checks. £ and cutting down on paperwork. According to Detective Ken In an occupation where readi- Fortney, the artist's sketch has £ ness and swiftness are keys, ad- been substituted with a comput- ■£ vances in police technology can er-generated composite. > improve a policeman's ability to "Computers are very advan- J; protect and serve. tageous to police work," Fortney The Bowling Green Police De- said. > partment will receive a federal Also, record keeping is simpli- £ grant to Install "mobile data ter- fied by computerized reports and ■ minals in automobile units. files rather than on index cards or in file cabinets. Law enforce- Congress woman Marcy Kaptur ment administrators use person- £ announced that $115,088 in fed- al computers to aid in office ' eral grants will be awarded to work. I "expand community policing." "My PC gives me immediate .£ According to Lieutenant Sam access to information within my I Johnson, the in-car terminals will department such as training re- I allow officers to type reports and cords, incident reports and data- I send them to the station via bases," said Deputy Chief Tho- I modem, increasing their time on mas Votava 1 the street. Checking registration, Computer technology contin- • warrants and license plates will ues to change aspects of the law enforcement field. become immediate with comput- Suuui ShcaAThr AtMcUtrdPrcM ■ : er links to the Law Enforcement However, according to Lt. 2 Automated Data System Johnson, "Computers are only as First grade teacher Carol Hepler holds 100 balloons because her for 100 days. students have been In the school at Rockhill Elementary School •i [LEADS]. good as the information that is In the past, radio communica- put into them." State will start recontruction of Interstate 71 in March Sonja BarlsiC the interstate daily near Cincin- of the Ohio-Kentucky-Indiana state area surrounding Cincin- Cincinnati is 333-3333. Callers in pact discs featuring James Tay- The Associated Press nati will see the four lanes shrink Regional Council of Govern- nati. northern Kentucky and cell lor singing "Traffic Jam," which to two during the $50 million re- ments. The campaign, "Beat the Jam," phone users only need to dial 311. begins "Damn this traffic jam." CINCINNATI - Commuters construction project. Duane on Thursday announced will use billboards and radio ads The budget for the campaign is "We got it out there to let 2 will find themselves dodging All lanes of a 10-mile stretch of an aggressive information cam- to encourage commuters to ride $200,000, which comes out of the everybody know we're all in the I 3,500 orange barrels starting 1-71 will be affected at some time paign that OKI hopes will make buses, carpool or work from federal highway dollars being same boat," Ethridge said. "If we March 4, when workers will be- during the next two years. travel along the congested high- home if possible. spent on the construction, OKI can laugh about it a little bit, i. gin tearing up two sections of "The good news is., there are way a little easier. OKI is the OKI also has set up a hot line spokesman Lou Ethridge said. that's fine." ^.Interstate 71. ways to beat the jam," said metropolitan planning organiza- for construction details and traf- To announce the campaign to I The 130,000 vehicles that use James Duane, executive director tion for the eight-county, three- fic information. The number in media outlets, OKI sent out com- See HIGHWAY, page six.
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Wooster 352-0717 INFORMATION 1-800488-8828 State page four The BG News Friday, February 9,1996 A helping hand ORDC DDTs plans for CCC for those of PCT commuter John Chaltant Designation of the commuter The Associated Press line as top priority came after a presentation from Paul Mifsud, COLUMBUS - A request for Voinovich's chief of staff, and state money to pay for rail pas- the Canton-Akron-Cleveland Pol« senger service on a Cleveland- icy Committee. Columbus-Cincinnati line was Also in support: Senate Trans- sidetracked Thursday in favor of portation Chairman Scott Oels- a commuter line to link Canton, lager, R-Canton, and Senate Akron and Cleveland. Finance Chairman Roy Ray, The Ohio Rail Development R-Akron. Commission voted unanimously James Betts, commission to designate the commuter line chairman, said Mifsud indicated as its top passenger service commuter projects would have priority In a state construction more support in the Legislature budget Gov. George Voinovich is than intercity projects such as expected to introduce this the 3-C route. spring. The new resolution did not res- Commissioners had voted last cind the commission's January month to request money in the support for cross-state rail lines. capital improvements bill to start But it assigned the Canton- conventional-speed rail passen- Akron-Cleveland line higher ger service on: status in the competition for B The "3-C" corridor to link scarce money available. Cleveland, Gallon, Columbus, Cleve Ricksecker of Columbus, Springfield, Dayton, Sharonville a member of the Ohio Associa- and Cincinnati. tion of Rail Passengers, said he ■ The "PCT" corridor to con- was disappointed over the prior- nect Pittsburgh, Youngstown, ity switch. Ravenna, Cleveland, Lorain, "I use the word priority in quo- Sandusky and Toledo. tation marks because, let's face That plan would restore ser- it, none of these projects is a vice to 75 percent of Ohio resi- priority. What you're doing is dents at a cost to the state of up you're fighting over table scraps to $60 million. right now," Ricksecker told the Cost estimates of the Canton- commission. Akron-Cleveland commuter line "The lack of state support for range from $60 million to $167 rail in Ohio is embarrassing. I million, although the potential think it's safe to say the gov- state share has not been de- ernor's record on supporting rail termined. service and passenger service in "We think $60 million is a tota- particular is abysmal, and the re- lly unreasonable figure for any cord of the state Legislature in project at this time; much too supporting both is a joke," he Tom Uedf c/Thc SSSBB Pnn high," said Timothy Davis, a said. Melanle Bleveans, left, gels help painting a mural from Gregory arts and crafts at the center, has been working on the mural for a commissioner from Summit Michael Dawson, Voinovich's Pleasant, 6, center, and Gabe Leary, 7, on the Inside window of month. County. press secretary, responded that TutUe Recreation Center In Columbus. Bleveans, who teaches "That's why we're saying for there were many competing $10 million or $15 million we can requests for state money. get a significant thing done on "There are many demands on this line that will allow us to the state budget, and not all of Youth crime tops list of city woes move on it," Davis said. them can be fulfilled. Oarlene Supervllle found an increase in the percent- the direction of the country ~ the responses of 406 officials The Associated Press age of local officials who believe something league officials at- from cities with more than 10,000 Man found guilty race and ethnic relations are de- tributed to budget gridlock in people. WASHINGTON - Youth crime teriorating. Washington. But the officials warned that leads the list of city problems Columbus (Ohio) Mayor Gre- The findings contained some failure to deal with issues involv- that are worsening, and teen- gory Lashutka is president of the good news, loo. ing teens - crime, gangs, drugs, of spiking woman agers are involved in most others league. Violent crime was seen as less school violence, family stability near the top of the list, too, local The survey, released Thurs- of a problem, and community- and the overall quality of life - The Associated Press Greene County Prosecutor Ste- leaders say. day, also found higher levels of police relations got better. So did would hurt the nation in the long phen Wolaver said physical evi- The National League of Cities' uneasiness about the ability to the quality of life and local eco- XENIA, Ohio - A man was dence - a pubic hair found on 12th annual opinion survey also deliver local services and about nomic conditions, according to See CITY, page six. found guilty Wednesday of kill- Maher"s body and wallets found ing a woman by driving a rail- in his car - linked Myers to the road spike through her head. slaying. After a five-week trial and two William Summers, Myers' at- days of deliberation, a Greene torney, said Myers would not Valentine'* Day County Common Pleas Jury con- have had time to kill Maher. He victed David Lee Myers, 31, of said it made no sense for Myers aggravated murder. to tell police and others who saw "Love Nates" The body of Amanda Jo Maher, him with Maher before her death 18, of Caesarscreek Township, that he was taking her home, only Let your Valentine know how much you care with a Valentine love note made was found along some abandoned to kill her shortly afterward. railroad tracks on Aug. 4, 1988. especially for tfaem. Choose between a display ad or a regular classified ad. Vou Summers told jurors that She had a railroad spike driven Myers was innocent. can even add a color to your message for S3 to make it extra special. through her head, and three The jury Is scheduled to return rocks were found in her vagina. Feb. 20 to determine whether to During the trial. Assistant recommend the death penalty. Name \' Address mill Am MWOI; 1x5 1x3 V Display ad Display ad • NOW RENTING* • » Soc. #. 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NATO-led International Force in engaged a trip wire that deton- Perry alluded to the death In a "We have had one fatality, but the Ohioan killed in the peace Dugan's body was put on a Tuzla said Wednesday that he ated the explosion," the state- speech Wednesday to National It turned out it was not a mine ac- mission in Bosnia plan to attend a flight this morning for Dover Air was "in a marked mine field near ment said. Guard and Reserve officers. cident," Perry said. memorial service scheduled for Force Base in Dover, Del., and an IFOR (Implementation Force) The 38-year-old died Saturday, Perry said that in seven weeks Later, at the Pentagon, Friday in Germany. was expected to arrive at 6:30 check point. the first American killed in the of U.S. military activity in Bos- spokesmen for Perry said he did Miriam Dugan, the wife of p.m. It will be returned to Ohio "There continues to be no indi- peacekeeping mission. nia, no American soldier has not mean to rule out the possi- Army Sgt. Donald A. Dugan, and for burial. cations of any hostile fire or Dugan, a career soldier, was been killed by stepping on or bility that Dugan was killed by a their daughters, Dixie and Bev- J.C. Bean, an Army spokeswo- other threatening actions by the born in Kenton and grew up on driving over a land mine. One mine. Capt. Michael Doubleday erly, will attend the service at man, said she did not know when former warring factions in the the family dairy farm two miles soldier was hurt when his vehicle said an Army investigation has Armstrong Barracks in Bue- the body would arrive in Ohio. course of the Incident. There southeast of Ridgeway, a village hit a mine in December, and two not been completed. Professor pleads innocent to smuggling Dayton resident The Associated Press len property. century poet Petrarch, contain- was given free access to the li- U.S. District Judge Susan Dlott ing reproductions of Roman trea- brary where it was kept. COLUMBUS - A retired art set a trial date of April 8. tises on farming and war. Petrarch, a leader of the Italian professor pleaded innocent Renaissance, owned the original found guilty Thursday to charges that he If convicted, Melnikas could In May, two of the pages were Roman texts and had them cop- smuggled three manuscript face up to 10 years in prison and discovered when Melnikas pages stolen from the Vatican $250,000 In fines on each stolen- showed them to Akron art dealer ied and illustrated, perhaps by an into the United States. Bruce Ferrinl, U.S. Attorney Ed early Renaissance artist, Simone for murders property count, and five years in jail and $250,000 in fines on each Sargus said. The third was found Martini. Petrarch's own notes were scribbled in the margins of The Associated Press historic Oregon District. Anthony Melnikas, who smuggling count. Melnikas, 68, a few days later in Melnikas' Prosecutors presented* 119 his book. worked at Ohio State University retired from the university last house. DAYTON - A man accused exhibits, including bloody for 36 years, was indicted last year. of beating two men to death towels and a claw hammer. A month on two counts of receiving Vatican officials said Melnikas The Vatican was not aware the with a hammer as they worked copy of a newspaper's televi- and possessing stolen property The pages are part of a manu- was allowed to examine the Pe- pages were missing until Ferrini in a tavern was found guilty sion listings was used to con- and two counts of smuggling sto- script, commissioned by 14th trarch manuscript in 1987 and summoned the authorities. Wednesday. firm what one witness said she After a three-week trial and was doing the afternoon she two days of deliberation, a may have seen Emerick. Montgomery County Common There also was expert tes- Three Ohio counties to receive money Pleas jury convicted Edmund timony on hammer Impact Earl Erne rick III of aggra- wounds and the amount of blood splattering they would The Associated Press Scioto Count y, which already was for public assistance. That pro- businesses. vated robbery and two counts eligible for public aid. gram provides federal money to The federal agency rejected of aggravated murder. cause, and the marks left by a COLUMBUS - The federal And the government denied help replace and repair public requests for public assistance The jury must still de- Ure wrench on a cigarette government has added three public assistance to Hamilton buildings, roads and bridges from Hamilton and Clermont termine whether to recom- machine. In his closing arguments, Ohio counties to the list of those and Clermont counties, but indi- damaged by flood waters. counties, but officials there still mend the death penalty. eligible for public assistance be- vidual assistance is available to may apply to the state Control- The charges stemmed from defense attorney Dennis cause of damage from last residents there. Residents in Adams, Brown ling Board for assistance, said the March 19, 1994, deaths of Lieberman urged jurors to month's flooding. The federal and Ohio emer- and Scioto counties can now ap- Dale Shipley, coordinating offi- Frank Ferraro, 65, and Robert question why police had not The government also on gency management agencies said ply for Individual assistance ~ cer for the Ohio EMA. Individual Knapke, 38. Their bodies were pursued other possible sus- Thursday made individual assis- Thursday that Adams, Brown low-interest loans and grants to federal assistance already Is found in Sloopy's Bar in the pects. tance available to residents in and Gallia counties were eligible replace and repair homes and available to residents there. Georgetown girl indicted Hamilton man receives sentence The Associated Press to a logical decision we feel Is appropriate," he said. "Vll be there and HAMILTON, Ohio - A Hamil- Smith also was sentenced to IS most of my family for mother's beating death ton man convicted of robbing and to 25 years In prison on each ag- murdering a couple in their home gravated robbery count, to be will be there." received two death sentences served consecutively. The Associated Press that Smith would be tried as an quoted as saying in an offense Thursday. "I think the verdict and the adult. His ruling sent the case report filed at the sheriff's of- Kenny Smith, 30, was found sentence were 'fully warranted to the grand jury. fice. GEORGETOWN, Ohio - A guilty last month on two counts by the overwhelming evidence in Robert Lester Brown County grand jury in- Smith faces trial as an adult of aggravated murder and two this hideous crime," said county dicted a 16-year-old girl under a state law which took counts of aggravated robbery in Prosecutor John Holcomb. "It's whose mother and stepfather Thursday on a charge that she effect Jan. 1. The law makes it "I did it. I don't know the slaylngs of Ruth Ray, 54, and only simple mathematics. Rob, were killed beat her mother to death with a mandatory for Juveniles to be her husband, Lewis, 58, of Hamil- steal, kill equals electric chair." baseball bat. tried as adults under certain why, I just snapped." ton. Smith's attorney, Al Edmunds, The grand jury indicted conditions, including if they On Thursday, Butler County said he wasn't surprised by the matlc appeal will go directly to Christina Smith of Sardinia on are 14 or older and are accused Common Pleas Judge Anthony sentence. "The death of the Rays the Ohio Supreme Court, bypass- a charge of aggravated murder of offenses such as murder, Christina Smith Valen handed down the sentence was a real tragedy," Edmunds ing a lower appellate court. in the death of her mother, Jeri rape and arson. of Sardinia recommended by a Jury, and set said. "We're just adding another Edmunds said he plans to chal- K. Bellamy, 41. Smith is to be Smith fatally beat her an execution date of June 14. tragedy, another killing." lenge the law and file a motion arraigned Friday in Brown mother last Wednesday at their "I'll be there and most of my Holcomb said Smith's case be- asking that Smith's direct appeal County Common Pleas Court. Sardinia home, sheriff's offi- Smith said her mother had family will be there," said Robert comes the first in the state under go to the Ohio 12th District Court On Wednesday, Judge Ron- cers said. beaten her the night before. Lester, whose mother and step- a new streamlined capital ap- of Appeals instead of the state's ald Dvorachek of Brown "I did it. I don't know why. I Sardinia is about 40 miles father were killed. Valen "came peals law. That means his auto- highest court. County Juvenile Court ruled just snapped," Smith was east of Georgetown. bfrftttftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftft*^*^^1*^! COMING THIS FALL... FROM GREEN BRIAR Time Is Running fr LOCXWD OKMEXeL'BJRPWD TMEST. XPAX2MWQ5 WILL TWU$£- ^ TWO FULL BATHS ^ AIR CONDITIONING Out ^?f 3 BEDROOMS ^ FIREPLACES •^FURNISHED CALL OR STOP IN FOR MORE DETAILS * 224 E. WOOSTER 352-0717 Cedar Point has over 3,500 job openings for the summer of 1996. Plus, we have housing available for employees 18 years of age and older. But more important, interviews for all summer jobs are coming up soon, and the sooner you interview, the better your chances of getting the job you want most. So come talk to us. and you may find the answer to that nagging question. ENDS TODAY Interviews will be held at: Bowling Green State University University Union - Ohio Suite Cedar Monday, February 12 Point Tuesday, February 13 Call 372-8086 to schedule your sitting. 12 noon - 7 p.m. Sandusky. Ohio No appointment necessary. E0E. For more employment information. call 1-800-668-IOBS o' visit our Web site: ht(p://www.cedarpoint.com Nation m page six The BG News Friday, February 9,1996 Homeowner Yummy acquitted of murder Anne Geiran Trie Associated Press LEESBURG. Va. - A fastidious homeowner who shot a drunken neighbor in a dispute over teen- age skateboarders ripping up his flower beds was acquitted of murder Thursday after claiming self-defense. Robert Lorenz, 54, had said he shot Duren Wayne Eldridge on April 9 when the 31-year-old El- dridge came to his door and be- gan threatening him. The shooting was the culmina- tion of months of tension be- tween the quiet Lorenz, who works for the Federal Emer- gency Management Agency, and the raucous family renting the house across the street in subur- ban Washington. On the day the Eldridges mOved in, their dogs relieved themselves on Lorenz' yard. Later, a car parked in Eldridge's driveway rolled backward into a Lorenz vehicle. The teen-agers who congre- gated at the Eldridge household were a constant irritation to Lor- enz, flipping their skateboards over his curb and damaging bu- shes and flowers, neighbors said. The day of the shooting, Eldri- dge confronted Lorenz on the older man's porch, angry at Lor- enz for calling police to report that a teen-ager visiting Eldrid- ge's household had damaged Lorenz's prized flower garden. Lorenz testified he was scared by Eldridge's drunken threats and fired a pistol only after El- dridge, who wasn't armed, moved to come into the house. Eldridge's blood alcohol level was 0.19, more than twice the limit for drivers. Neighbors on Loundsbury Court generally sided with the •/The Anocl.trdPrrn Eldridge family. Several testi- Hailey Dellma, 3, gets a peck on the head from a "bird" as she is held by her Massachusetts Audobon Society centennial celebration. fied they don't believe Eldridge mother Lisa Dellma at the State House in Boston. The Dellmas were attending the planned to hurt Lorenz, who was known as meticulous and straight-laced. Betty Comerford, who lived HIGHWAY next door to the Eldridges, called Lorenz's acquittal unfair. "He Continued from page three. tion. About 3,500 orange barrels "A lot of people who normally summer until the fall of 1997. The 1-71 work was to have fired a weapon. He deserves to will be out on 1-71 at any time. take 1-71 should look to 1-75 to get started last fall but was delayed pay something for that," she said. Workers will remove bad con- The first phase of the project is out of downtown," Patterson In addition, work will be com- because officials did not want to Lorenz, who had faced up to crete, replace weak joints and to be completed by October. said. pleted on 1-275 in northern Ken- tear up the major artery between life in prison if convicted of repave the highway, said Kim Several ramps leading to and tucky from the AA Highway in Cincinnati and Cleveland in case murder, cried and hugged his Patterson, spokeswoman for the from downtown also will be A third section of 1-71 will be Campbell County to U.S. 25 in both the Reds and Indians ended family after the verdict. Ohio Department of Transporta- closed. under construction starting this Kenton County. up in the World Series. 1 CITY WHO WILL WIN** Continued from page four. address in the next two years, conditions had worsened in- next two years. followed by city fiscal and eco- creased from 28 percent in the "Anyone who cares about the nomic conditions and unem- 1994 survey to 43 percent. future of America should pay at- THE LUCKY DATE? f Youth crime and quality of ed- ployment, the survey said. The race issue also made its tention to the messages that re- o ucation were most frequently Regarding race, the percent- first appearance this year as a sonate in this report," Lashutka mentioned as important issues to age of officials who believed top issue to be addressed in the said at a news conference. 8 Axn AXCI Axn AXU AXQ AXH Axn AXO Axn AXQ I Alpha Chi Omega would like to * GET WHAT YOU WANT o j congratulate its new officers for R.E. 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Police lieved the attack was linked to invaded the country in 1978 to Thursday by four gunmen on dia held U.N.-supervised elec- after leaving his job at FM Radio said he suffered throat and chest reports Mongkol did on Viet- oust the Khmer Rouge, and occu- motorcycles. tions for its first freely elected 90 on a motorbike. The station is wounds, and underwent emer- namese aggression in Cambo- pied the country until 1989. The attack on Ek Mongkol, the government in decades. owned by the FUNCINPEC party gency surgery at a Phnom Penh dia's eastern province. The Cambodian People's Party, first against a journalist this Human rights groups have ac- of First Premier Norodom Ranar- hospital. He was expected to be The governing party often is believed to be the dominant year, was believed to be political- cused the government of trying iddh, who heads a coalition evacuated to Bangkok, Thailand, takes a hard line against Viet- power in the coalition and has . ly motivated. to intimidate the press through government. which has better medical facili- nam, a politically popular posi- earned a reputation for strong- arm tactics. CLINTON Continued from page one. their computers at home and at Talking to education officials work. Wednesday, Clinton said the bill The Library of Congress itself The bill provides not-for-profit "will enable our country to gen- has embarked on a journey Into libraries, schools and hospitals erate tens of thousands of more ENDS FRIDAY cyberspace. It's converting discounted rates for connecting high-wage, high-tech, exciting printed books, photos and other to telecommunications networks. jobs . materials into digital form - the computer language of ones and zeros - so that people can re- trieve them electronically over LAST CHANCE . a ALPHA PHI PROUDLY r> . PRESENTS OUR SPRING For SENIOR PORTRAITS 1996 NEW MEMBER CLASS Jenny Aigin CONMUrihr s a. rjtjOHT ran Carl Wolf studios on campus taking Carol Claibourne ■ World page twelve The Hi i News Friday, February 9, 1996 Serbs sever contacts with NATO Stalin's daughter The Associated Press said. "This man, whose name is not on a list of war criminals, SARAJEVO, Bosnia- Bosnians angry about must be released, especially Herzegovina - In a jarring blow since he could die without medi- decides to be nun to peace, the Bosnian- Serb army arrests of senior officers cal care." The Associated Press with Alllluyeva in early 1994 severed contacts with the NATO- Richard Goldstone, chief pros- after she wrote that she was led force Thursday and blocked the chief U.S. mediator, to head In the short term, Mladic's or- ecutor of the international war ROME - The daughter of leaving the convent. civilians from moving freely to back to the Balkans on Thursday der halts everything from nego- crimes tribunal, said Thursday Soviet dictator Josef Stalin Messages left at the con- show its fury over the arrest of to try to head off the crisis. tiations on prisoner releases to the arrests in Sarajevo were not a sought respite from a troubled vent, St. Joseph's near Rugby, two senior officers on suspicion "The United States Is sending a work on the demarcation of buf- violation of the Dayton peace life three years ago by decid- England, were not returned of war crimes. strong signal to all the parties fer zones. The Serbs say Djukic agreement. ing to become a nun, her spir- today. Gen. Djordje Djukic and Col. that the United States wants the and Krsmanovic must be Serb claims that Bosnian au- itual adviser said. Garbollno said he came into Aleksa Krsmanovic were ar- Dayton accords fully implement- released before contacts are re- thorities breached the accord Svetlana Alllluyeva "year- contact with Stalin's daughter rested Jan. 30 when they made a ed," said U.S. State Department sumed. were "completely without foun- ned for peace, for tranquillty just after her defection to the wrong turn around Sarajevo and spokesman Nicholas Burns. dation," Goldstone told a news of mind," said the Rev. Gio- United States in 1967, when he entered government-controlled "The Muslims have jeopar- conference in Vienna, Austria. vanni Garbollno. "She really was stationed in Pittsburgh. territory. Further angering the dized peace, and those who sup- "The United States is The Bosnian Serbs' political wanted to be a religious wom- "I wrote to her in order to Serbs, the arrests were endorsed port them also support the option leader, Radovan Karadzic, ac- an because religion could give encourage her to be a good by the international war crimes of war," Mladic's closest aide, I.t. sending a strong cused the peace force of a pro- her that peace, that joy, that Christian," he said in a tele- court, which asked that the two Gen. Milan Gvero, said Thursday signal to all the Muslim bias. hope." phone interview. men be held until it decided during a rare news conference at "The Serb people are astoni- Alllluyeva, now 70, wrote to Alllluyeva, raised a strict whether they should be indicted. Serb military headquarters in the parties that the shed that IFOR did nothing to Garbollno in July 1993 that she atheist under Soviet Commu- Serb commander Gen. Ratko eastern town of Han Pijesak. United States wants release the Serb officers," the had decided to begin a one- nism, and the priest main- Mladic, who has been indicted The NATO-led Implementation Serb news agency SRNA quoted year trial period at a British tained a periodic correspon- for war crimes, on Thursday Force, buoyed by its success so the Dayton accords Karadzic as saying. convent before the three-year dence until the 1994 letter. banned civilians in Serb territory far disengaging the combatants, fully implemented.' Serbian President Slobodan novitiate that precedes final The Times of London re- from crossing into other parts of now faces its sternest test yet: Milosevic, the main regional vows. ported today that Alllluyeva Bosnia. The Serbs already had trying to restore contact with power-broker, backs the Bosnian Garbollno, a member of the was now studying to become a suspended all contact with the the Serbs while upholding its Nicholas Burns Serb decision to break off talks Consolata missionaries In nun at a Swiss convent in Kri- Muslim-led government to duty to make war-crimes pros- U.S. State Department spokesman until the two officers are freed, Rome, said he lost contact bourg. protest the arrests. ecutions possible. sources in Belgrade said. Relatively free movement of Capt. Mark Van Dyke, a Milosevic is crucial to the im- civilians and steady dialogue spokesman for the force com- Djukic, in his 70s, has had seri- plementation of the Bosnian among NATO commanders and mander, U.S. Adm. Leighton ous heart problems, and on peace accord, and any change of the rival sides were two of the Smith, said the force was await- Wednesday was allowed to see a mind on his part could mean se- Chechens separists main achievements of the peace ing confirmation of Mladic's or- doctor. rious trouble for the peace plan. accord thus far. der from other Serb officials. Russian Defense Minister The International Red Cross The Serbs' heated reaction to "We do not recognize Gen. Mla- Pavel S. Grachev, visiting Bel- and members of an international vow to resist Russia the arrests has placed the entire dic as a legitimate authority" be- grade on Thursday, said Djukic police force have been allowed to delicate process in limbo, cause of his own war crimes in- could die soon. see the detainees at their prison The Associated Press The square was surrounded by prompting Richard Holbrooke, dictment, Van Dyke said. "He's very sick," Grachev in Sarajevo. government forces, the Interfax GROZNY, Russia - Chechen news agency said. Chechnya's separatists built barricades of pro-Moscow government threat- stones and concrete blocks in ened Wednesday to break up the Four die, one wounded in South African shooting front of the presidential palace protest. The Associated Press today, vowing to resist any at- In Moscow, President Boris Police say attack may be linked to political violence traditional Zulu homeland in tempt to break up the largest ral- Yeltsin said he had no plans to KwaZulu-Natal province, and ly in months against Russia withdraw Russian troops from JOHANNESBURG, South tension has spilled over to the Africa (AP) - Gunmen opened weeks on workers in the region. Inkatha Freedom Party. The palace in Grozny was dev- the southern republic but was Johannesburg area, where astated by Russian bombs last working on a compromise. fire on people standing outside a Police offered no motive but thousands of Zulus are migrant year but remains a symbol of "Withdraw the troops from the workers' dormitory, killing four said the attack may have been Years of fighting between In- workers. and wounding one, police said linked to political violence. katha and the rival African Chechen Independence. whole of Chechnya and a massa- Thousands of Chechens have Thursday. National Congress killed Last month, gunmen opened cre would begin. Keep them The Wednesday night attack at Most residents of workers' thousands of blacks in the decade gathered there since Sunday, there and I should not think of fire on hundreds of people lined demanding the withdrawal of the Denver Hostel in an in- hostels are Zulus, and the com- before the nation's first all-race up for jobs at a factory southeast the presidency; the people would dustrial area of southeast Johan- pound has a reputation as a election in 1994 that ended a- of Johannesburg. Eight people Russian troops. not support me," he told ITAR- Many are armed with sticks nesburg was the second in recent stronghold of the Zulu nationalist partheid. died and 23 were injured. Tass. and metal rods, the ITAR '.ass The motive was believed to be The ANC won the vote; Inkatha news agency said today. It esti- linked to competition for the 200 mated the crowd at 1,000 people seeks autonomous power for the jobs available at the factory. 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Davis said Daniels had a saddened by the death of Chris DAYTON -- Sharpshooting hitting 67.9 percent of his shots. cause the ankle he sprained in The University of Dayton can- slightly enlarged heart but that Daniels," said Athletics Director University of Dayton center He averaged 12.9 points per Saturday's game against St. celled Thursday's scheduled At- was not unusual for an athlete his Ted Kissell. "Our prayers are Chris Daniels, game and six rebounds for the Joseph's had been bothering him. lantic 10 game at home against size. with his family, friends and with brother of Flyers, who are 11-10. Hospital spokeswoman Julie LaSalle. "We're obviously grieving the Dayton Flyers team and Bowling Green The cause of Daniels' death Weber said Daniels w&s stricken Montgomery County Coroner right now," Purnell said at a news coaches." point guard An- had not been determined. He was at his off-campus home. She said James Davis said cause of death conference on the UD campus. Purnell said he talked to Dan- tonio Daniels, taken to Miami Valley Hospital at he arrived at the hospital in car- could not be determined from "We're sort of leaning on each iels on the telephone Wednesday died Thursday 5:02 a.m. and pronounced dead diac arrest and could not be re- preliminary autopsy results. other to deal with this very diffi- night, and Daniels told him his after going Into there at 5:31 am. suscitated. Davis said there was no evi- cult situation. ...Our guys are in ankle was fine. cardiac arrest, "We've lost our quality guy, a Antonio Daniels left Thursday dence that Daniels died of a shock." But Purnell said he received a leaving his guy who cared about people," morning with BG head coach Jim stroke, a ruptured vessel in the Penny Smith, a spokeswoman call early Thursday from Darnell team and said Flyers head coach Oliver Larranaga and assistant coach brain or any effects from a cort- for the UD athletic department, Hoskins, a former Wisconsin friends in a Chris Daniels Purnell. Stan Heath to be with his family isone shot he had taken for his said none of the players would be player who transferred to Day- state of disbe- A 6-foot-10, 238-pound fifth- in Dayton. His status for Satur- sprained ankle. Davis said no available to comment. ton, telling him that Daniels had lief. year senior from Columbus, Dan- day's game at Ohio is still in drugs or alcohol were in Daniels' "The University of Dayton collapsed. BG in heated race for fourth Falcons affected Jeremy Yohe by Daniels' death The BC News The log Jam for fourth place Scott Brown and the final home seed at the The BC News Mid-American Conference tournament is starting to The mood was one of remorse resemble the breakdown of in the Bowling Green camp playing in any ballgame." who makes the NFL Playoffs. Thursday following the shocking The question arises about the But a Bowling Green win death of Chris Daniels, a Univer- status of Saturday's game at Ohio over Ohio this weekend could sity of Dayton center and brother University and to Daniels' status clear a little of the fog. of Falcon point guard Antonio in possibly playing in that game. Tied with the Falcons at 6-5 Daniels. Merfeld would not speculate to in the league are Ohio, Miami Many players on the team that Thursday, but indicated that and Akron. knew Chris through Antonio. the game was not the immediate BG has the home game Sat- Guard Jay Larranaga was par- concern. urday with the Bobcats at An- ticularly close to the Daniels derson Arena (7:30 pm) and brothers and struggled for words "In any situation like that, it is also entertain Akron, who they prior to Thursday's practice. extremely difficult," Merfeld beat on the road, in two weeks. "1 feel just terrible for An- said. "I do know, having re- The Falcons must travel to tonio," Larranaga said "I know cruited Chris and recruiting and Miami after falling at home to that him and Chris had about the coaching Antonio, that there was the Redskins 88-76 earlier in best relationship that you can a real special brother re- lationship between the two that the year. have between two brothers. I'm "Who we are tied with we Just worried about how he is do- existed at all times. "Chris was Antonio's idol and still have to play," said BG ing right now and how his mom is somebody that he always looked head coach Jaci Clark. "So that doing." puts where we are going to end Daniels' mother called Bowling up to." .; Larranaga said that the game U up in the standings up to us. We Green coach Jim Larranaga insignificant right now. beat Ohio and then we go ahead Thursday morning, and he and of them." After a two game los- assistant coach Stan Heath went to Antonio's dormitory room to ing skid, BG righted them- "Right now, I don't think any- selves on the road with a 77-64 inform him of the news. The body is thinking about Saturday** win over Central Michigan on three then traveled to Dayton to game," Larranaga said. "It's nit that important with all the other Wednesday. Picking up the in- join the rest of the Daniels fami- tensity on the defensive side ly- things that are going on rigljj enabled the Falcons to come "It's going to be extremely now. Right now what we need to from behind in the second half. difficult for everyone involved," be concentrating on is helping The suspect defense has been a Falcon assistant coach Steve Antonio and his mom try to gat problem for BG all season. Merfeld said Thursday. "Ob- through this." Funeral services for Chrjs "When we play good defense viously, our thoughts and prayers for Antonio and his fami- Daniels had yet to be schedule* the game is usually favorable as of press time Thursday. to us," Clark said. "When we ly are more important than he don't the other team is suc- cussful." When holding their oppo- nents under 70 points, BG is Powers feels team 6-0, but are 4-9 when a team breaks the same mark. Also pivotal recently has is playing with heart been the Falcons work on the glass. three of the next four games: Charlotta Jones is averaging Pat Murphy The BC News After traveling to the UIC Pavt nearly a double-double with lion this Friday, BG hosts thjt 12.6 ppg and 9.0 rpg. Besides Flames for two games at the Iai creating the usual havoc on de- Falcon head hockey coach Arena next weekend. fense, her offensive game has Buddy Powers said he saw his BG enters Friday on a streak recently been accompanied by team grow up a lot against Lake where they have won three of an increased vigor. Superior last weekend. Powers their last four games, with wins "Charlotta is playing with a would like to see the growth con- over Michigan and Lake Superi- lot of confidence right now," tinue as the or. The Flames come into the Clark said.-"She understands Falcons travel game having lost seven of their her role and I don't think to to Illinois - last nine games. many teams have stopped her. Jon RubKhn-he BC New. Chicago, Fri- After being picked to finish no "She is doing an outstanding Bridget Andrews squares up for a shot in a game against Kent earlier ID the season. day and Notre lower than ninth in the two pre- job on the boards and really scorer Sars Puthoff. "We are Puthoff (17.0 ppg), has been Dame, Satur- season league polls, UIC lufci finishing off her inside shot. the way with 21 points and slipped into a tie for last plait; Jones had eight rebounds. going to have to slow the temp seeing an increased awareness day. She is an excellent defensive with Ohio State. The Flames are "We are going to have to stop down." of her whereabouts on the "I thought player and can just stop oppo- 8-17-3 overall and 5-16-1 in the nents." their transtion game because The Bobcat's top scorer is court by the opponents defend- our team grew up a lot this In the previous meeting, OU they like to push the ball up the freshman Barb Grbac at 15.6 ers. CCHA. weekend,'' The Falcons must look to use a won 87-78. Michelle Terry led court," said BG's leading Powers PP8 Powers said stark specialty teams advantage after Saturday's game. "We over the Flames. BG is second in played banged up and dinged up league play power play percenjt and you've got to play with a lot age. The Brown and Orange hate of heart to play through that and scored on 35 of 144 chances, tofk Rockets pose tough threat for track I thought our guys did that." 243 percentage. Michigan leads Powers said he saw the Falcons the conference at a .308 clip. William Sanderson Indeed, the Rockets of Toledo threats in the 200 and 55 meter Michigan Broncos and the Fal- do several of the things last The BC News are going to be the primary races. Eric Putnam, along with cons. Current MAC leader in the weekend they have not been able UIC sits in tenth place B threat to the Falcons this week- Toledo's Jun Lin, ought to give 800, Laquanda George will go to do all season on a consistent league penalty killing, only stop- Crunch time is when a season end. The Rockets feature very Tim Aradt a challenge in the mile against the Falcons' Michelle basis. ping opponents on 70 percent oj is made. It is the time when strong sprinters and jumpers. and the 800. Mueller. Mueller has missed a "We were cycling the puck power play opportunities^. teams or athletes either succeed High jumper Henry Patterson Little, Ashland has to be the couple of meets with the flu and down low and taking it to the net. Freshman Tony Kolozsy leads or fail. It is crunch time for the has reached the 7 foot mark, a biggest underdog of the meet, it will be interesting to see if she 4 lot of the things we didnt do the Flames in scoring with 29 Bowling Green track team. height never before reached by a but they will bring one potential can knock off the top spot. The consistently all year long," points in 28 games. He has t} This Saturday, Bowling Green BG jumper. The Rockets' Eddy first placer in the form of long Broncos' Kyra Locke is one of the Powers Said. "When you're will- goals and 14 assists. hosts it's final home meet of the Russell has the MAC'S current jumper Sean Robbins. Robbins MAC'S top long jumpers. ing to do that then you give your- I indoor season. Coming will be top spot in the long jump with a flew an outstanding 26 feet. That Other matchups that may be self chances." BG returns to the Joyce Center MAC rivals: Ohio, Western Mich- mark of 24.6. Sprinter Darian is almost one and a half feet fur- interesting are Kaleitha Johnson "The key I think is that we are Saturday, where they played leaq igan's women, and Toledo's men. Hooker has the second fastest ther than the MAC'S best. and Ohio's DeeDee Mitchell in playing better," said Falcon for- than two weeks ago. The Falcons: Unlike what Was previously re- time in the MAC in the 55 meter Coach Sink thinks his team is the 200, and Ashland's Dusty ward Dale Crombeen. "As long as beat the Irish 4-3 on two ported, Cincinnati's men will not dash with a 6.35 mark. ready. "We feel like we're more Cover and BG's Nikki Sturzinger we're playing at the level we can from Chad Ackerman and Curtlj becoming. Ohio University, despite not ready than ever. We're not 100 in the shotput. play at that is our main focus." Fry on Jan. 30. "It's going to be very competi- being expected to be a threat, percent, but everyone will com- "We are going for the win.' said The Falcons," 18-11-1 overall Falcon goalie Bob Petrief tive." said men's coach Sid Sink. will be sending a couple of good pete." womens' coach Steve and 12-9-1 in the Central Colle- status remained uncertain "It should come down to us and athletes. Sprinters Mylan Barnes The womens' side is expected Price."We're stronger than ever, giate Hockey Association, begin week. He is listed as out Toledo." and Hank Ray should both be to come down to the Western and we're going for the win." a stretch where they face UIC in nitely with a pulled groin. ggrts page fourteen The BO News Friday, February 9,1996 Falcon football taps Florida sunshine Jeremy Yohe ing much attention, Blackney and and 6-0 Damron Hamilton ent in two needed areas and were ■ Chris Delia VWIa; LB, 6-1. 220; Francisco, CalifTRiordan H.SVSan The BC News the Falcons appear to be opening (Miami, Fl.) to shore up some forced to look at different pos- North Olmstead, Ohio/St. Ignatius Francisco C.C. a new door of talent. "A couple of depth at wide receiver. Hamil- tions. ■ O.J. Dunkin; DE, 6-3. 240; Board- ■ John Lurtz; LB, 6-2, 215; Medina, The depth of football talent in years ago we tried to move Into tion, along with wide receiver man, Ohio Ohio Florida may have finally hit Florida and try to establish a re- Terry Loville, transferred from "When we couldn't fulfill our ■ Jeremy Dusho; WR, 6-0.185; Am- ■ Chris Lyons; DL. 6-3. 225; Cape herst, Ohio/Steele Coral, FlaTBishop Verat Bowling Green. cruiting base down there," BG San Francisco Community Col- needs in terms of quanity in de- ' With the an- ■ Rob Fehrman; TE. 6-7. 255; Byes- ■ Scott Lyons; DE. 6-3. 235; Cape head coach Gary Blackney said. lege and have two years of elligi- fensive back and the running Coral, Fla /Bishop Verat nouncement of villa, OhkVMeaoowbrook "The first year the results were bility left. Rounding out the re- back area ... we went for the next ■ Garrett Fowler; P/PK, 6-2. 185; ■ Butch Printup; LB. 6-1.210; Hamil- Bowling not that great. Last year we got ceiving slots is first team Divi- best players. And in our opinion, West Palm Beach, Fla./Palm Beach ton. Ohio Green's re- Mark Rogers who was a good sion II wide receiver, Jeremy there happended to be an abun- Lakes ■ Bud Rottinghaus; RB. 5-10, 225 cruitment class player out of the Miami area. Dusho (Amherst, Oh.). dance of offensive linemen and ■ Shane Franzer; QB, 6-2, 205; Stow. Ohio/Walsh Jesuit for the 1996 "And this year by a lot of The player with the opportuni- tight ends this year." Coldwater, Ohio ■ Steve Rovnak; OLB, 6-3, 240 campaign, six groundwork and planting some ty for the biggest and quickest ■ Josh Fredericks; DL. 6-2. 245; Youngstown, Ohio/Boardman out of the 24 seeds, Paul [Ferraro] was able to Impact will be highly-touted and 1996 BCSU Football WesterviKe, Ohio/South ■ Ricky Schneider; OB. 6-3, 203 recruits that get some kids out of there. I feel talented Chris Delia Vella The Recruiting Class ■ Eric Gilbo; TE, 6-5. 235; Canton, Amherst, Ohio/Steele Mich./Detroit Catholic Central signed letters we have established a little bit of 6-1,220 pound linebacker attend- ■ Kevin Steinke; TE. 6-3. 230 of Intent come Blackney ■ Justin Banks; RB, 5-11. 185; ■ Damron Hamilton; WR. 6-0. 185; Wausau, Ohio/Steele a foothold in there. The name ed St. Ignatius High School and Miami, FlaVSouth Miami H.S./San out of the Sunshine state. BG Maumee. Ohio ■ Andre Ventress; WR. 5-9. 170 'Bowling Green' is known down was the AP Co-Defensive Player ■ Rossco Coleman; DB, 5-8, 160; Francisco C.C. West Palm Beach, FlayPalm Beach added 14 offensive players, nine there now." of the Year in Ohio. Stuart, Fla /Martin County ■ Mark Kautzman; OL. 6-5, 265; Lakes defensive and signed one kicker. BG was able to pluck 5-9 Andre At the onset of recruitment, the ■ Eric Curl; OL. 6-2, 270; Livonia, Chagrin Falls, Ohio/Kenston ■ Eric Zbinovec; OL, 6-5, 240; After two years of not attract- Ventress (West Palm Beach, Fl.) Falcons faced a shortage of tal- Mich ./Stevenson ■ Terry Loville; WR. 5-9. 175; San Zanesville. Ohio BG women open season No. Illinois, Wisconsin with weekend matches next opponent for netters Paul Markofl better of the two teams we will with her movement on court, and The BC News face," Dean said. "They have two she is tough." Paul Markoff in Thomas and Mathlas Ard- need to split the singles match- regionally ranked spots in their Banks, the lone senior on the The BC News felt. Morin feels these two es for a victory." ^ The Bowling Green womens' number one singles and dou- Falcons squad, keeps her oppo- sports are Northern Illinois Recognizing the tough week- tennis team kicks off the '96 bles." nents in a bind by changing the The Bowling Green men's strengths, but that their team end ahead, Morin made some campaign with back-to-back The Falcons will counter In- pace of the match effectively, tennis team embarks on its is not unbeatable. changes in the line-up. Sopho- matches this weekend against diana State's talent with a well and with her tenacity. "Banks toughest road trip of the year "Their number one singles more Milan Ptak will move Butler and Indiana State. balanced squad from top to bot- has excellent variety in her this afternoon by facing and doubles spots are very tal- from the top singles position to The Falcons will play Butler tom. Bowling Green returns five game," Dean said. "Her mental Northern Illinois, and then ented,"Morin stated. "But if we the number two spot, and jun- tonight in Indianapolis, Indiana of their top six singles players toughness keeps her in a lot of Wisconsin on Saturday. play our game we can beat this ior Adam Tropp will move and then travel to Terre Haute, from last season. Dean feels matches." Both Northern Illinois and team." from the number two singles Indiana to battle Indiana State. depth is what makes the Falcons Filling in the three to six spots Wisconsin are regionally The next contest for the Fal- position to the top spot for the Coach Penny Dean is confident a strong team. in singles for the Falcons will be ranked in the Midwest, North- cons will be against the 12th Falcons. The doubles top two the Falcons will perform well "Our biggest strength is our sophomore Cassldy Landis, ern Illinois is ranked 14th and ranked Wisconsin Badgers on positions will be switched as during the weekend trip. "We depth," Dean stated. "On any freshmen Aranxta Gomez, and Wisconsin is ranked 12th. Last Saturday morning. The Bad- well. The doubles team of Ptak should be the favorite in both of given day any one of our top six juniors Julie Weisblatt and Jenny weekend, Nothern Illinois gers have no players ranked and sophomore David Ander- the matches,"Dean stated. players could beat one another." Schwartz. defeated Wisconsin by a score amongst the top 30 in the re- ton will move from second Dean feels that Indiana State Junior Cindy Mikalajewski and The doubles line-up will be led of 4-3. Coach Dave Morin feels gion but do have a very deep doubles to first doubles, and should provide some tough com- senior Patty Banks will anchor by the singles team of Landes both teams are comparable. team. The Badgers do possess the team of Tropp and senior pctition for the Falcons. Indiana the singles unit playing at the and Banks. The number two dou- "Both of the teams are very a formidable doubles team Marck Ciochetto will fall from State boasts two regionally number one and two singles posi- bles team consists of Mikalajew- talented,"Morin stated. "Both with John Thompson and Mal- the number one doubles spot to ranked players in Kathy Najbert tions respectively. Mikalajews- ski and sophomore Jenny are regionally ranked, but we colm Thone. Morin feels that the second doubles position. and Lucina Espinar. Najbert is ki's forte is her service game and Cheung, while the third doubles feel as if we can take at least the doubles portion of the dual Morin hopes the change will nked 24th among Midwest sin- her groundstroke where she can team will feature Weisblatt and one of the matches." competition could be the key make a statement to the Falcon lies players, while Espinar and strike from anywhere on the Schwartz. According to Dean, the Northen Illinois boasts the for the Falcons. players. pajbert combine for the 15th court. doubles line-ups are subject to seventh ranked player in the "Getting the doubles point is "Hopefully this sends a mes- doubles team in the re- "Cindy has a wonderful serve change. region in Sunu Thomas, and important,"Morin said. "If we sage out to our team,"Morin which keeps her opponents off- "None of the doubles spots are also has a strong doubles team win the doubles point, we only said. "Indiana State is definetly the balance," Dean stated. "Add that set," Dean stated. SENIOR PORTRAITS END TODAY CALL 372-8086 NOW TO RESERVE A SITTING TIME. 10 AM - 5:30 PM LAST DAY THIS YEAR! —■■■■■■ *'• S7 ■'":&. Classifieds % Friday, February 9,1996 The BG News page fifteen Once you have selected a time, then you may Spotlight Present at lone: Spotlight presen- PLACEMENT SCHEDULE press the pound (•) key to accept the time, or tations offer valuable information about career Thursday, 2/29/96 ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!! SENIOR PORTRAITS NOW BEING TAKEN press the star (*) key to reject the time. When patis. detailed position responsibilities and or- Quantum Corporation 6060-01-1 STUDENTS AND FACULTY Call 372 8066 to schedule your sitting you press the pound (f) key. (he system wtl ganizational philosophy. All students schedul- 4 Positions: Commodity Engineer. Commodity BGSU 8LOOOMOBILE Last chance for May and August Grade. play the message: An interview has been ing interviews are strongly encourage to attend Menager. Materials Analyst, Buyer/Planner FEBRUARYS* 86 sitting fee can be Bowling G'S*n Slat* University reserved for you at (time). Press the star (*) key appropriate Spotlights. Please carefully note Lorain Products Company 6060-02-1 1030AM-4 30PM charged through Bursar. Cars* Services to schedule an interview with another organiza- dales, times and locations of Spotlight presen- Buyer AMANI RM (BASEMENT OF COMMONS) C ampul RecruiVneni Calendar tion or the pound key to return to start. tations, as they may vary. Consult the Campus For rhe weeks ol Recuttment Calendar for dates, times and loca- The Buckle 6060-03-1 USG A UAO encourage ail students to February 20.1996 through March 6.1996 6. Repeal steps 4 and 5 to schedule additional tions. Management Trainee ATTENTION: parsopate m the BGSU Town Meetings Scheduling On-CampusInterviews: interviews Additional Placement Services: There are SHRM Meeting w< President Ribeau Interview signups lor rhe recruiting penod important services available to you at the Ca- Friday, 3/01/96 Monday. February 12 101 Oscamp February 26. 1996 through March 8. 1996 will 7. Bnng a copy of your Placement Data Sheet reer Services Please note tiat not all organi- Ingersoll-Rand Company 8061-01 -1 7:30pm Tues Feb 6 ©9pm beg** with Advanced Job Hunters Sign-up on on high quality resume paper within 40 hours zations and companies regularly recruit on col- Strategic Sourcino/Management Develop- BA106 VOCEYOUROPIV.IONI Monday, February 12 at 5pm and continue lo Vie Sign-up Room adjacent to the Career lege campuses. The list below generally re- ment Professional Dress BE THE LEADERS OF THIS INSTITUTION through Wednesday at 4pm Beginning at 5 Services' reception area, 360 Saddlemire Stu- flects the high demand areas in the world of p.m. on Wednesday, February 14. any regis- dent Services Building. Place your data sheet work. Please do not become discouraged if Prince Corporation 6081 -02-1 tered student and alumnus may access Vie on the top shelf of the employers mailbox. Supplier Scheduler your career field is not requested Each day. CALL NOW "Kindness is Contagious stgn-up system tor General Signups. It is rec- Please take any available recruiting literature Champion International Corp. 6061 -03-1 the staff of Career Services refers registered SENIOR PORTRAITS A Highly Infectious" ommended that students who have received which was forwarded by the organization and Human Resource Trainee students directly to employers who have posi- SENIOR PORTRAITS Any organization, student, faculty member, or letters ol invitation tor Pre Selection Interviews review the employer's hie m the Center for Ca- sons m a wide variety of career fields. We also SENIOR PORTRAITS staff person at BGSU or member of tie com- wail until Wednesday, at 5 p.m. lo select your reer Resources prior to your interview. Failure Thursday, 107/96 assist you in conducting a job search through Last session for senior portraits munity interested in participating in reserved interview time. Reler to Ihe tnstruc- to submit your Placement Data Sheet within the following services: career and placement Northwestsrn Mutual Life/Cleveland Don't be left out of your graduating hons lor pre-sefecoon sign-up on pages 12-13 48 hours may result In your removal from counseling, VIP professional vacancy hotline, 6067-01-1 class's 1996 KEY yearbook. RANDOM ACTS Of KINDNESS WEEK! of tie Career Search Manual All interview the Inteview schedule without notification. job search workshop*, professional develop- Sales Agent Cal 372-8086 now to schedule a sitting Feb. 12-16. Please contact KINDNESS schedules remain on-line until two days prior to Please remember if you are unable for any ment seminars, career fairs and the Falcon Ca- Campbell SoupCompany 6067-02-1 Scon T. Mchaeus. Representative the organization's visit. A message not availa- reason to sign-up for an interview, you wil be reer Connection The Center for Career Re- acomm^bgnet bgsu sou ble tor sign- ups indicates thai a schedule is off- Financial Leadership Program asked whether you wish to add your name to sources contains a wealth ol information about (Thai's 3 la) or cal 419 354 9725 line. In this instance, please call the office di- the Waiting List. Students are encouraged to careers, employers and current job vacancies DISCOVERY DAY CONFERENCE rectly at 372 2356 to schedule an interview ap- get on Waiting Lists. Should the employer send in ALL f elds. ITs not too late to sign up for the first annual pointment. another recruiter or modify the position re- Friday, 3/08/96 Discovery Day Conference on Sat.. Feb. 10 Accessing the Placement System: quirements (i.e. tower GPA requirements), you YOU MUST SUBMIT A COPY OF YOUR MBNA Marketing Systems 6068-01-1 from 9am - 12:30pm. Call Jenny at 354-6054 SERVICES OFFERED 1. Dial 372-9699. (You must be registered with Customer Assistance/Satisfaction Rep. for more info. will be notified directly for an interview. You LASER PRINTED PLACEMENT DATA Resume Expert Plus) General Mills, Consumer Food must also submit s Placement Data Sheet SHEET WITHIN 48 HOURS AFTER SIGNING (You will hear) II you wish to schedule an ap- tor every Waiting List. 6068-02-1 UP. FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH THIS POL- pointment with a vismng employer, press the 1 DISNEY BAHAMA CRUISE ICY MAY RESULT IN YOUR REMOVAL Sales Management Associates Over-bought special to public. 7 days. 6 nights. Hey Students I key. If you would hke to hear Placement News. Consult the Career Services' homepage FROM THE INTERVIEW SCHEDULE. $169 per person. Call 407-851 -6008 em. 17. Shipping a package to your Sweetie? m press the 2 key. Press the 3 key il you have (httpv/www bgsu.edu/offices/careers/index. been ore-selected by an employer. Press the 4 html) or listen to Placement News (press 2) to Monday, 2/26/96 Check out A to Z Data Centers Services in Friday's TV listings key to access the Alumni VP Service. Press keep informed of changes or additions to inter- Circuit City Stores, foc.6057-01-1 the 5 key to hear your confirmed appointments. view schedules, or other Career Services pro- Finance Trainee Program CAMPUS EVENTS DONT KNOW WHAT TO GET YOUR LOVED Press the star (') key to quit. grams. Olsten Corporation 6057-02-1 ONE FOR 2. Press t to schedule an interview or Press 3 Acct. Rep. Training Program VALENTINES DAY? Pregnant? when you have been pre-selected by an em- Cancellation of Interview Appointments: Tuesday. 2/27*6 ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A GREAT GIFT AT Free Pregnancy tests. Confidential and ployer. Cancellation of an interview must be reported Bank One Dayton NA 6058-01-1 ATTENTION MINORITY STUDENTS A caring. 354-4873 BG Pregnancy Center 3. Enter your Identification Number. (The num- in person to the Career Services no later than Retail Management. Assoc. Training Program GOOD PRICE? ber you used on your Resume Expert Plus Spm one week (7 full days) before the interview 6058-01 -2 Commercial Credit Associate Operation: MORE UAO & HSA WILL BE SELLING disk). day. Complete a cancellation card in the Sign- Training Program Minority Career Fair BALLOON BOUQU€TS IN THE UNION 4. Enter the seven-digit schedule number tor up Room ol Career Services. You can not Lever Brothers 6058-02-1 FOYER PERSONALS the employer with whom you would like to cross your name off an interview schedule. Sales Representative schedule an interview (this numjber is located Lata cancellations will result in forfeiture of Westfield Companies 6058-03-1 Wednesday, February 14th FEB. 12-14 10AM-4PM on the Campus Recruiting Calendar, to the left sign-up privileges for the next ream ting period 2 Positions: Claims or Marketing 1:00-5.00 pm WE WILL DELIVER ON CAMPUS"* ol the position title ) No Show Policy: No-shows are missed inter- NCR Corporation 6058-04-1 Grand Ballroom ?*?"S CALL 372-7164 FOR INFO If you have entered a valid number the system view appointments. Employers become very Application Development A Tech. Consultant CASH. CHECK. OR BURSAR ""Delta Sigma Pi"" will play the message: upset when students miss their scheduled ap- Finest Supermarkets 6058-05-1 Bring a resume • Bring a hiendlI Professional Business Fraternity You have selected (name ol organization), if pointments which harms BGSU's reputation in Management Trainee- Store Operations Meet the Brothers Off Campus this is correct press the pound (») key to con- the market place. The penalty tor a no-show a Sherwin-Williams Co. 605806-1 2-2451 details Fn. Feb. 9 GIVE THE GIFT OF UFE tinue or the star (*) key to choose another or- immediate suspension of your sign-up privi- Management Trainee • Sales BW3 7.OO-9.00pm ganization. leges for the next recruiting period. To reinstate Wednesday, 2736798 ..GIVE BLOOD 8GSU BLOODMOBILE ""Delta Sigma PI"* The system will now verify that you meet the your sign-up privileges, you are required to Finest Supermarkets 6059-01-1 FEBRUARY 5-9 requirements, as specified by the employer. If write a loner of apology to the employer tor Management Trainee - Store Operations "MARKETING WEEK" 1030AM - 4:30PM you meet tie requirements, you can proceed. missing the interview, bring this letter along ADP Automatic Data Processing 6059-02-1 Join the American Marketing Association as AMANI RM (BASEMENT OF COMMONS) Otherwise, the system will play a message with an addressed, stamped envelope, and Sales Associate •Outstanding Senior Candidates' they go GOO-GOO at Gargoyles on Sat. Feb Your application packet is due which enplains why you are unable to sign-up meet with a staff member to explain your be- Lady Foot Locker Store 6059 03-1 - 10 from 7-9pm. Brine, a date and don't be latel with she employer. Should you wish to be con- havior. Any student who -no-shows twice wil Management Trainee no later than 5pm, Monday. Feb. 12 "MARKETING WEEK" at Milen Alumni Center. sidered by this employer, add you name to the be denied interviewing privileges tor the re- AGA Gas, Inc. 6059-04-1 HOSPITALITY MANAGEMENT SOCIETY General Information Meeting Questions, call Emily @ 2-4693 Waiting List and submit ■ copy of your Place mainder of the academic year. Dispatch Coordinator meni Data Sheet. Central Transportation 605905-1 Monday Feb. 12 5. Press the i key tor a morning interview, Notice of Citizenship Requirements: If an Management Trainee •Friends of the Deaf- 9:00pm BAA 4000 press the 2 key for an afternoon interview, or employer is willing to interview international American Express Financial Advisor Monday. Feb. i2.Room363Ed„9p.m. All Majors Welcome press the 3 key (or the next available erne. students, this will be noted in the position re- 6059-08-1 Practice your signvig, guest speaker Free Pizza continued on p. 16 (Press either 1.2 or 3). quirements. Financial Advisors HOM€ FfiLCON INDOOR TRACK & FI€LD TOMORROW RT THf. FIELD HOUS€! \$*\ 71:30 RM.. - FI€LO €V€NT5, 2:45 P.M. - RUNNING €VCNTS R€GIN. 5TUD€NT5 RDMIUCD FR€€ WITH 1.0. Valmtint 's (Day is Wed. Are You: February 14th • Outgoing • Self Motivated Packages Plus... has everything from gourmet truffles • Goal Oriented and heart shaped boxed chocolates to • A Team Player stuffed animals & balloon bouquet. • Sales experience helpful, but not necessary 'Excellent compensation based on performance. Let Us tfdp you The B.G. news is looking for successful advertising account executives for fall 1996/spring 1997. Packages plus... Applications available at 204 West Hall or call John Virostek at 372-2605 for more details. Cards and Gifts and more 1 1 1 Railroad St. BG 352-1693 Classifieds page sixteen The Bf., News Friday, February 9,1996 INTERESTED IN LIVING IN continued from p. IS USG'USG'USG'USG 135.00OYR. INCOME potential. Reading 1980 N>ssan Maxima Sunroof, hwy. miles. ATTENTION MINORITY STUDENTS COOPERATIVE HOUSING? DISTRICT ONE SEAT AVAILABLE! books. Tool Free (1) 800-806-0778 ExL Are you interested in living with other students looks groat. t7So or BO. 353-5022. Oat Raady lor Operation: MORE IF YOU LIVE IN PROUT OR OFFENHAUER R-2076 lor details. who share your values and concern tor ecology Mmority Career Fair AND WANTTOMAKE DIFFERENCE Mac Quadra 660AV. cpu only. 230 mg hard and social Justice? Then you may be interested tSecure your financial future! Be your own AGOCm-OAGDCIKO Coma oat a FREE Resume DiaKII AT BGSU APPLY NOW! drive, can digitize sound and video, as wel as in living in one of UCF's cooperative houses boss, work at own pace! Continual profit! 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Cal Driver/Vioecv'Photography. Chef and Assistant Mon. a Wad. 8-8 45:9-9:45 Coma kwi via 372-2711. Many other positions. On Campus Interviews 2 bedroom apt. All utilities paid. fun and bring a liand. CAMPUS POLLYEYES PHI SIG'PHI SKS How do I love thee? March 13th. Call 1-600-270-3010 lor mforma- Close to campus. May-May. $435/mo AOII'RUSH'AOII FEBRUARY SPECIAL - LARGE SPECIALTY The Brothers of Phi Sigma Kappa would like to Send your Valentine a love poem' Sigma Tau Pon. 352-5475. PIZZA FOR THE PRICE OF A MEDIUM. IN. congratulate Joe Pucilo and Vladan Smiciklas Delta wil be sanding poems from 9 30 to 230 COUNSELORS - INSTRUCTORS neededl AOirAOII-AOII SOE ONLY. on earning a 3 0-G PA ' Monday and Tuesday on 1st floor BA. Cost is 100 positions! Coed summer cemp. Pocono 2 ROOMS IN BG FOR GRADUATE STU- Slave driver Slater. I hope you hava a great PHI SIG'PHI SIG OAYTONA BEACH SPRING BREAKI $3 lo have poem read to your Valentine or $1 Mine. PA. Good salary/tlpel (008) 680-3330. DENTS. 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Tina Strickerl Keep up the spiritl munity interested In parDOpating in helping vie for FT A PT work Cal en Admission $1.00 or $1.50 for couples AOH'AOirAOU DONT KNOW WHAT TO GET YOUR LOVED victims of the BGSU Rodgers Dormitory fire Irv Duty Medical 6a • 4p © 1-800-506-8773. PSYCHIC FAIR ONE FOR cident. Contact KINDNESS, call 835 5th St 3 beds,.! bath, $750 plus util. Sun. Fab. 11 at via Junction in BG. VALENTINE'S DAY? . 419-352-0061. 31* 1/2 Ridge. 1 bed. 1 bath. $275 plus uah- Admission $1.00 or $1.50 tor couples HOME TYPISTS ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A GREAT GIFT AT PC Users needed. (45.000 income potential. tkss. Call John Froboaa 352*392. \ A Call 1-800-Sl3-4343Ext 6-0640. APT SUBLEASER NEEDED IMMEDIATELV! GOOD PRICE? SENIORS WANTED $170.00/1*0. 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Main Klotz Fiowerrf CoaejBunlty Service- Contact St.) Fast Company I FREE DELIVERY I •BLACK SHEEP-PG 13 Michael Lyda(3oa-06M) )ur OffcOOUiC J Bostdorrs 1:10,3:15,5:30,7:30,9:50 Wt inviUyou to oecomtf an intseroi Bast Western SS3-98II ^ _35?:5166 ; » MJPJmiS *• NOPUSISSU'IHUVIRS part ofthu organisation!! Preferred Properties Walk To Everything 530 S. Maple St. 352-9378 109 North Main #H * 114 South Main •117 North Main Hoppy Hour Drink Specials 4-7pm • 134 North Main Free Munchies 4-7pm " 311 South Main «A * 128 West Wooster Free Toco Bar 8pm-? • 134 East Wooster #B MARGARITAVILLEU! All margorita's %i Off NEWIPVE WSMBSEJAY UW ®cja Haven House Manor Over 2000 of your favorite donee hM Rentals 1515 E. WoosterSt. Gomes and prizes 328 S. Main Check us out (Our Only Office) [Try our OOoz. DIG DREWI 352-5620 si. "! I 1 5-2 r. I ±3\ I * WR's Matt Pierce at- tends a Kravitz con- cert with seats so good he can SEE UP LENNY'S NOSE! Cocktails with Swampy Joe Peiffer goes one- on-one with America's favorite Creature from the Black Swamp Weekend Reality Letters to the Editor February 9,1996 Swampy was also the "creation" of local over them, so Swampy, being the friendly folk heroes Sam Melendez and Jimmy Swamp Monster that he is, has Karenna (the There's nothing on: Reviews Swampy's oldest wisest, and by far the best kisser of the of the one-year veterans of network Tinker, who assure me they also couldn't three fabulous Gore Girls, at least that's what TV with a biting yetwhimsical daddy be more pleased. Swampy claims) drop the papers off in the twist. By Larry Hannan. So here's the deal. Swampy was residence. 3. staying with me during my recently Well! Let me tell you. Peiffer, that speaks out concluded six-month adventure in was a mistake. The next day people are To: Joe Peiffer Washington. So one Friday we're doing running around screaming something about a Lenny Kravitz' Boogers: From: Mike Cook what we always did on Friday nights, grand jury, a drunken Susan Thomases is Seats so good you could pick Re: Swampy, The Black which was pick up three bottles of Scotch calling me in the middle of the night, Leon and a $5 box of cigars, hop the gate at the Panetta is sending us broken pencils (what- the singer's nose. WR takes you Swamp Creature • ever the hell that means), my cat is brutally there. By Matt Pierce. Feb. 6,1996 White House and play poker in the West murdered, and then, Dick Morris gives us two 4. Cook Family Manor Wing with the fabulous Gore girls until weeks to get out of town. Swamp Monsters I couldn't have been we all pass out or Tipper kicks us out or frighten easily, so he fled, left no forwarding more pleased than when I something else terrible happens, which address. heard you and Boyle and was usually every other week. So I am glad he is safe, and that he Cocktails with:Swampy, the that new cartoonist guy Anyway, last month Swampy has found his way back to you guys. I was Black Swamp Monster. One on one have put our old friend and Sarah were hitting the hooch way afraid he'd end up with DeKatch in Young- with the hardest working mascot in Swampy back to work. He too hard and so this vomitthon starts up stown. Tell Swampy he can pick up his stuff the business. By Joe Peiffer. in the James K. Polk bathroom. So while at the Cook Family Manor, or I'll drop it off in needed the work, and you West Hall when I also return to the Black 5. were good to give it to him. they're in there, Sarah still puking and Swamp in April. The mag looks great, you Especially after the "inci- Swampy half-blind by this point, he still guys still rock, and I'm glad to see the Man dent" in the nation's capital, manages to find some "billing records" hasn't got you down. but more on that later. taped behind the toilet. -Cook Bar Trek:. The strange and For the record. So they've got "HRC" written all (Mike Cook. Solon. Swampy's daddy) twisted journey throughout Bowling Green's array of bars. By Jim Vickers and WR: PhotoOp 6. Ryan Honeyman Reality STAFF: Editor Joe Boyle Illustrationist Robt. Dinsdale Senior Writer Joe Peiffer Executive Writer ]im Vickers Major Writer Ryan Honeyman Serious Writer Aaron Epple Hard-core Writer Aaron Weisbrod Featured Writer Penny Brown Loyal Writer Kristin Stadum Staff Ace Larry Hannan Short-named writer Lee Buse Able-bodied Writer Mall Pierce Substantial Writer Tom Denk Enforcer Bud Hamilton Production Alianna Dias Production Cathy Raidl Production Leah Barnum Photo Editor Swampy, The Black Swamp Monster Pope John Paul n, above, reacts sadly to a recent episode of popular NBC sitcom "Friends." His Holiness is a regular viewer of the program Page 2 • Weekend Reality • February 9, 1996 Media By Larry Hannan newer shows on tv that I apparently being produced new show, but I want to -1 hear the city Television. It's hadn't yet watched. Here's by Pat Robertson and go on record saying that wants Caroline out of it. everywhere. Yet so little of some shows I caught over Ralph Reed. After watch- everyone involved in this Lea Thompson is a female it is any good. the last week. ing it, satanic cults didn't show deserves to die after Jonathan Silverman, she's I found myself sound so bad. being slowly and pain- not funny and she can't thinking about TV last Champs fully tortured. act. weekend. I usually don't - Ever go back to Strange Luck watch much of it, but last your high school and see a - This one isn't that Murder One Party of Five weekend it was -5 degrees bunch of people who bad. If s a show for those - Critics have called - Won the golden below zero. So I decided to graduated 5 or 10 years who like the mood of the this the best new show of globe as the best series on just stay in and watch ago, yet still wear their X-files but don't like the season. It's crap. television, which pretty something on the tube. lettermen's jacket and talk watching liver-eating much destroys the credibil- Unfortunately for me about nothing but the mutants or men who The Single Guy ity of the Golden Globes. Wood County Cable chose "good ol' days" at Phillip seduce fat women so they - Want to know Every single person on this last weekend to discover Mason Senior High can eat their skin. Strange why he's show . that my roomates and I School? Well this show is Lucks visuals are so un- single. No deserves to had tapped into our for them. If s about a usual, and the female cast woman is get a neighbor's cable wire and bunch of middle aged is so attractive, you don't stupid serious were watching all the cable losers who have nothing enough to beating. notice the usually incoher- stations without paying for better to do but look back marry Family ent plots. them. at their high school days Jonathan Matters "It doesn't look and whine about how life Silverman. - See Space: Above and good," My didn't turn This show Step by Beyond out the way has a fan- Step. roomate - Another good one. Chris said they tastic time Larry Hannan is "Unfortunately for This is a science fiction Weekend Friday thought. It's slot be- me, Wood Cable show for those who hate Reality's staff afternoon. supposedly tween ace. He uwnls chose last weekend Star Trek. The characters "It's gonna a comedy, Friends and everyone to here don't worry about the to discover that my but you Seinfeld. know that he take at least prime directive or doing may have to pay roommates and I won't laugh. Unfortu- a week to the right thhg. They just to get his cable steal it had tapped into our nately, the back and he want to find some alien ass actors can't act doesn't think again." neighbors cable and kick it. and the that's fair He Asa wire and were Touched By writers can't also thinks it result I've an Angel write. was rude of Wood County Cable to just watching all the Step by Step take it awej without warning him. only been -An -Ok,this isn't a After all. his roomate worked hard to able to cable stations with- all chick Caroline in the City steal it. watch the out paying for version of basic non- them." Highway to cable sta- Heaven, this tions this show is for past week. I tried to make those who don't like the 135 & Byrne Rd., Toledo •531-1311 the best of the situation by darkness and cynicism in FEBRUARY Saturday looking at some of the Dr. Quinn, Medicine Wednesday Thursday Friday Woman. This show is BIG snow: M:I:III %m in 9 Howling 10 •"> Diablo* GUHS CruriaiDojrS TH€ L* ^CCE^ "JET """Irwin 14 15 16 17 iJNflf Flavor mmmm mmmm Sharks Mind's €ue Mir Mis (?VQftrfr m Ac ObaM afor 21 22 Motion fr.h wJ* ttffka la Corrupt — Control $841S each Confusion Mind's €ue ■Jbp tiefeaM &M*t 223*3 fir mm mfi rBouquela include both helium and mylar *¥*< DANCE TO DJ DUDDY ^) ON THE OTHER SIDE y> balloons if ordered early, weighted wilh candy. » wOn-campm delivery ONLY > »Ca«h and Carry if purchased on Feb I4lh Every Wednesday through Saturday r ¥ Delivery on Feb.I4ihuntil 2.00 p.m. « College ID FREE AAAAAA4»AA4%A**A*4.*AAA*AAAA«»AA4.«A*A**A DRINK SPECIALS NIGHTLY Thurs. Night Page 3 • Weekend Reality • February 9, 1996 I saw up Lenny's nostrils! The Show: Lenny Kravitz, Poe was not content to shoe-gaze— By Matt Pierce he PERFORMED, The Place: The Agora, Cleve- Despite rock star land, Ohio pretensions, the nattily attired The Time: Saturday, February 3, Kravitz displayed total sincerity, 1p.m. feeding energy off the crowd The Crowd: A "brotherhood of and emotionally thanking them man", vibe, very mixed in for their support after the recent gender and race. Extremely death of his mother. responsive, with only a few "Tunnel Vision" was misinformed crowd surfers. second, and the band funked it The Opening Act: Poe got a fully for fifteen minutes. The great reaction for their quirky show's middle section mellowed lyrics, cello used as a rock and mesmerized the audience, instrument, and their hit, with the current single "Can't Trigger Happy Jack". Get You Off My Mind" (which a The Show: Whether you love or video was shot for) and an loathe the music of Mr. Lenny amazing "Sister" as highlights. Kravitz, you must respect him After "Mr. Cab Driver" as a tremendous live performer, riled things back up, Lenny slid as was evident at the Agora. into "Let Love Rule" and a The sold-out crowd saw Lenny mind-blowing scene ensued. He firmly grasp his role as quasi- visited all sides of the stage (two messianic rock star, as he and feet from me—nice nostrils!) as his 6-piece outfit ripped ■well as the balcony (!) and the through 16 songs, including 3 cheap seats in back. After our encores. retro Jesus exited, the crowd Opening with "The SANG THE CHORUS in the Resurrection" from CIRCUS, his dark for ten minutes until he latest LP, in front of a beautiful returned for "It Ain't Over 'Til backdrop of velvet curtains, Ifs Over" and an acoustic roses, and loads of incense, "Believe" that saw Kravitz Kravitz, in silhouette, held his moved by the audience's Morrisonesque pose for an beautiful (his words) singing of agonizing minute before the "na na na"s. The Flying V whipping his dreads and body was in effect for "Are You into frenetic action. Unlike Gonna Go My Way", the final many rock heroes today, Lenny encore. Audience members, who had just met, put down their diverse group of people together Around, Always on the Run, peace signs, hugged, and parted in total positivity, an occurrence Beyond the 7th Sky, Rock n' Roll ways, thoroughly jazzed by rarely given attention by the Is Dead, Can't Get You Off My Hours: 6:00 A.M. -Midnight Lenny's tour de force. media, he pointed out. Lenny Mind, Sister/Eleutheria, Fields Though the peace/love rocks. Monday - Saturday of Joy /Black Girl, Mr. Cab vibe he preaches may seem The Set The Resurrection, Driver, Let Love Rule, It Ain't naive, his concert brought a Tunnel Vision, Stop Draggin' Over 'Til Ifs Over, Believe, Are $2.00 Fare You Gonna Go My Way. For Persons 4-64 Years of Age Matt Pierce is a staff writer for WR. Look for his Beastte $1.00 Fare Presents: Beatles article in our next B (i s r A Touring Production ■*»"« For Elderly (65+), Handicapped Persons, 8 Children 4-13 w/ Adult . Transit I.D. Card Required* •Available at Grant's Administrator's Office, 354-6203 ▼ TCatero Van w/Ufl Available: Wheelchair Access & Group Seating SPRING BREAK IN ▼ Sunday Service 8:00 A.M. - 4P.M. &I RESERVATIONS REQUIRED An evening of poetry by FOR RESERVATIONS: 354-6203 Juan Ramon Jimenez (MON. - FRI. 8.00 A.M. - 430 P.M.) and music by Service Area: Bowling Green Tha service it financed In *S°***t Phew let driver know how pan from an operating Mario Castelnuovo-Tedesco : many person* w* be ridtng. auaiance grant from OOOTSFTA JSLS5® B.C. Taxi February 9-10 at 8:00 pm te-N 352-0796 Eva Marie Saint Theatre, University Hall FOKINFOCAU Tickets $6.00 adults; $4.00 students/seniors http://www.takeabreak.com Call the Box Office at 372-2719 for tickets 1 -800-95-BREAK Call 1 hour before service is needed. Monday-Friday 10-2 & 4-7 Page 4 • Weekend Reality • February 9, 1996 From Dusk 'Till Dawn Quentin Tarantino's echelons of Hollywood's Keitel, Juliette Lewis (Cape loose at their rendezvous mance yet, mercifully bury- latest screenplay comes to best movie directors. Fear), George Clooney, and point: a Mexican show bar. ing his horrid interpretation us in the form of From Originally planned Cheech Marin (yes, that Vampires are all over the of acting he displayed in Dusk Till Dawn (FDTD). as a tribute to grade B hor- Cheech Marin), Rodriguez place, and a kill spree en- Four Rooms. But don't go out and expect ror movies, Tarantino and delivers justice to all pa- sues. Far from corny, the Tarantino fans will to see the sequel to Pulp Rodriguez created a vam- thetic vampire and other as- action sequences designs recognize a few illusions to Fiction or Reservoir Dogs, pire movie from an Army of sorted horror movies that and special effects make the his earlier works, and or you you will be quite Darkness perspective, but failed miserably at the box last forty-five minutes of Rodriguez brings back more disappointed. If that hap- adding their own touches office. abnormal, chaotic, and than a few actors from Des- pens, you are going to miss with some special effects Clooney and laughable, if not gruesome. perado. This movie spares one heckuva "unique" that those infamous movies Tarantino play the twisted This movie has all no expense on the special movie, directed by Robert could never lay their hands Gekko brothers, a couple of the elements for envelope- effects, and the vampire Rodriguez, who has on. With a cast including self-described "real mean pushing thriller, or a com- transformation scenes will steadily crept to the upper Tarantino himself, Harvey motor scooters". Clooney plete waste of time. blow your mind. But this runs the show, having to Rodriguez delivers in a big movie stands on its own two keep an eye out for his de- way though, and the cast feet, showing that movies mented brother (Tarantino). turns in some top-notch with oddball story lines can After a bank heist, the two performances. Clooney's be successful, it is just a mat- evade the law enforcement tough guy performance ter of who's in charge. The communities of Texas and will keep you from ever bottom line is, FDTD is an- Howard'sMon-Sot 12 -2:50 clubM am the border patrol, forcing a watching ER the same way, other winner from SinVPfflnm preacher (Harvey Keitel) while Harvey Keitel deliv- FRIDAY SATURDAY Tarantino and Rodriguez. and his two teenage chil- ers another winning effort. From Dusk Til Dawn dren to assist them in their Lewis plays her whiny is currently playing at Tinfoil flight across the border. teenager turned homicidal Cinemark, Woodland Mall From this point, the bit again, and even Cinemas. Video Games 'Electronic Darts »Pinball movie takes a couple of Tarantino comes through, turns and all hell breaks delivering his best perfor- Tom Denk is a sophomore Sports Infor- mation major and avid contributor to WR. Look for his movie reviews in I Presents: upcoming issues. BUS I A delightful farce! c Ifie Citizen uCLA-ZCl TtCAfCC" M.W-IMI STEVE MARTIN DIANE KEATON ttsm by Arthur Murphy FREE ! IG. ESPRESSO Nightly 7:15 & 9:30 SANDWICH! DRINK HUM Sat. Son. Mat 2:00 S 4:15 1 WWTWY HOUSTON ANGELA BASSETT MnmrNCMS ABAGEIWITH MlBieUtH February 14-17 at 8:00 p.m. & February 18 at 2:00 p.m. Qy/aiting to^xhole jlSSj CREAM CHEESE ■inmn I Joe E. Brown Theatre ,, L_""J~™=. -!7_. University Hall. First Floor Fri. & Sat. Midnight Only inanwMinoMMM IIU4IJ nun FuiuHn Call the Box Office at 372-2719 for tickets Monday-Friday 10-2 & 4-7 Gift Certificates lof Valentine's Dayl On Sale Now Page 8 • Weekend Reality • February 9, 1996 dignified looking drinking establishment bound to have a good time no matter Beer and Loathing in downtown BG, has consistently what the occasion. However, a word to showcased some of the most popular the wise and underaged, leave that really and talented bands in the area, while great fake ID that you got off of your ... on the bar trail 1996 keeping cover charges at a minimum. older brother at home because it won't By Ryan Honeyman & Jim Vickers Cover charges range from $2 for 21 and float here. And if you don't believe me, over and $3 for under 21 on Thursday take the time to chat with one of your We left Frazee Avenue with our wallets full through Saturday only with no cover for friendly neighborhood BG cops about it. and one thing on our minds, to take on the the rest of the week. Very appealing to They'll be happy to chat with you as Bowling Green downtown bars and have a damn the average college student especially they take you for a spin down to the good time in the process. The following is when the odds are you're going to catch station. what we found . . . an act like Blitzen that really knows how to please a crowd. Another winning Gargoyles point of Howard's is the bar's size and Mark's setup. If you're not into ear-shattering On Tap: Budweiser, Bud Light, Busch guitars and slam dancing, you can head Light etc. pitcher we stepped back out into the On Tap: Natural Light, Busch Light, etc. Bowling Green night. over to the other side of the bar and have Drink Specials: 20 oz drafts $0.75; Drink Specials: $1 Kamikaze and $1 a beer with some of BG's finest, as Purple Hooters and Kamikazes $1.50; Rumrunner (a Firewater-esque experi- Easystreet Howard's tends to cater to the "townie" $3.00 Long Island Iced Tea crowd at times. AIL in all, Howard's Club In every college town there is a bar ence) shots; Thursdays: 6pm - 7pm, On Tap: Miller Lite, Budweiser, Killian's, dime drafts, 7pm - 8pm, 20-cent drafts, etc. H serves a dutiful purpose to the stu- where people go with the sole intention dents of BGSU. It's not polished, flashy of going home and possibly shacking up 8pm - 9pm, 30-cent drafts. When summing up this bar, a phrase or chic, but the average bar-hopper is with a member or two of the opposite Mark's longevity, personality and that had the poetic touch of a Johnnie proximity has made this bar not only a Cochrane closing argument sprang to favorite for University students, but has mind: Friday's $2 buffet can't be beat, damned near lifted it to the status of but a $4 cover will keep us on the street. legend. While the popularity of other For anyone who isn't familiar with bars has risen and fallen over the four Easystreet's Friday evening 21 and over years we've been here, Mark's has buffet, let us enlighten you. You pay $2 always been and can still be found to get in the door. After that you can packed both weeknights and weekends. munch all you want at the buffet and get The secret of the bar's popularity may be great deals on drinks. Tuesday nighf s the fact that it is located exactly one open mic night is also another popular jaywalk away from campus. Or maybe draw, and anyone with guts and a guitar it's because it's the only place we've can call to be scheduled to perform. If s found in Bowling Green where one can hard to find much wrong with Easystreet. purchase a bucket, yes a real bucket, of The interior is beautiful, the beer is cold, beer. It also seems that one needs to look and the help is some of the friendliest in no further than two or three friends to BG. The only problem we found with it find a Mark's story, (friend (1: "Hey, during our night on the town was the $4 remember that night we went to Mark's cover. Many great bands play here (If and got a booth and stayed until close, you don't believe us check out Frank and then I came home and passed out on Allison and the Odd Sox next time the bathroom floor and my face broke they're scheduled to play) and on many out because I was allergic to the floor weekend nights the place is packed cleaner?" friend #2: Yeah, that was because it is a great bar to hear live great) music. But for the average college Mark's Country nights and Dead student, dropping four bucks before you nights also seem to be a big weeknight even get to the bar can put a dent in the draw. On Tuesday, you country line nights allotted drinking money. dance your lasso off, while on Wednes- day you can groove to the sounds of The Howard's Club H Grateful Dead and Phish. We arrived here first and ordered a On Tap: 17 beers (both foreign and pitcher of Natural Light for $2.50, before domestic) on tap. taking a seat at one of the booths. We Drink Specials: Wednesday night mini- were early and there were very few pitchers $1.75; various shots from Kami- people in the bar, but we knew that kazes to Purple Hooters $0.75; Happy before long there would be a crowd of Hours from 12-9. 16 Flavors... Brewster's Pour House pleases the 21 and older crowd. thirsty bar-goers, so after finishing our Howard's, while not being the most sex. For the upperclassman, there is the the bar and selected a pitcher of Natural it was obvious why this is one of BG's sweet memory of Cassidy's and the Light for $2.50 which we accepted gladly. most popular gathering spots for the 21 once-hot Uptown, but now it seems that We checked our watches and found them and over crowcl. The place was packed this torch of raging hormones has been all to be consistently reading 11:45 pm, a and after wading over to the bar, we passed to Gargoyles. "Women 18-21 free prime time for the bar-hopping sort. found a freshly abandoned table and before 11:00," was the sign that greeted Then, the light of reason shone through claimed it. us as we waited to enter. The next sign our drunken haze and we saw the true Downtown is the sports lover's read "80s music", which was already draw of this bar, the enormous outdoor paradise. Projection television, $1.25 plenty of seating and an additional evident by the blasting of "Tainted deck overlooking downtown BG. Not stadium size drafts and even a set of game room in the back, Brewster's is Love", clearly audible from the street very welcoming when if s 30 below bleachers are all available for those who the ideal place to come with a group of outside. After having our hands massa- outside. Maybe we'll make it back wish to catch the next-best-thing-to- friends, grab a booth and relax. Beer cred by both stamp and wrist band, we sometime in April. being-there feeling of a sporting event. prices were reasonable but nothing made our way through a grinding mob • spectacular, however we found the 36 of students and up to the bar. Beverages BW-3 were easy enough to obtain, there is oz. Mug Club to be the best deal in BG. There is no cover except on live music ample space between the bar and the On Tap: 8 varieties on tap ranging from nights and free baskets of popcorn and dance floor, however, seating is a prob- the Budweiser family to Honey Brown peanuts are given out on request. There lem. With so much space going for a and Guiness is also a small menu offering pizza, dance floor, a large stage/DJ stand and Drink Specials: Happy hours until 9:00 subs and wings which serves its both a pool and air hockey table, there pm; Wednesday night $3.00 MGD or purpose nicely. Although the bar area isn't much room to park your ass in Natural Light special, you keep the glass does have a tendency to fill up with between Frankie Goes to Hollywood's and get refills for $1.25, Thursday night alcohol driven falcons in search of a "Relax" and A-ha's "Take On Me", so Honey Brown jugs for $5.75, you keep break from classroom life, there always you might want to hit this place early the jug; a new shot every night. seems to be sufficient seating and open and secure yourself a seat. One of the few bars in Bowling Green areas to move into. Ordering was also Before long the drums and jangly that offers an extensive menu to go no problem at all with 3 bartenders on guitar line of "Personal Jesus" kicked in along with a wide variety of both drafts Downtown ... a sportsman's nirvana duty and one roving waitress who was and we were lost in a sea of line dancing and bottled beers. Anyone who ever happy to retrieve our next two pitchers Downtown is also the home of Thursday drunkards. We took a look at each other, frequented this place back when it was of Honey Brown for us before we night crab races, which is an event we'd and waded for the door. We'd seen Cassidy's will be amazed at what they headed out on the last leg of our recommend you catch at least once enough. find. Beer prices tend to get a little high journey. Well fed and warm, we during your college career. after happy hours but if you pay atten- ventured back out into the frozen Tonight's crowd seems a little function tion to the specials offered, you should streets in search of that same journalis- more social than sports-minded, and we be able to work BW-3 into your tight tic "high" that we were feeling as we . enjoyed the last leg of our journey at this budget. We did find it somewhat diffi- unraveled the mysteries of BG's fine establishment. The next time we cult to obtain our drinks since the bar nightlife. check the time it's five after two. The rarely has more than two bartenders on overhead lights come on and the Down- duty on any night. On our venture there, town employees begin to round up the we found the place filled to capacity Well fed and rowdy bar-goers and head them toward Junction ... great bottled beer prices with no tables available anywhere the door. As we exit Downtown, we join (which is a pretty rare occasion consider- warm, we ventured the herd of students migrating back ing BW-3's size) so it wasn't long before back out ... in On Tap: Natural Light and a tap that toward campus. Back at home, we sit in we headed back out into the streets. wasn't functioning at the time of our further search of the living room and mill through the evening's events. We empty our pockets visit. ■ Brewster's Pour House the journalistic Drink Specials: 16 oz Natural Lights "high" that we and count up our spare dollars and $1.00 change and make the 2:42 a.m. call to On Tap: 16 varieties on tap ranging from were feeling as Once packed to the street with stu- the basic Bud family to rarities like Rhino Myles . .. just in time. dents, Junction seems to have lost some and Watney's we unraveled the of its dientel to other bars with no cover Drink Specials: Happy hours from 12pm mysteries of BG's and better drink selections. Making our to 9pm daily; Various shot specials nightlife. way up the staircase and into the estab- throughout the week; 36 oz Mug Club lishment, we were immediately greeted for $5.00, bring back the mug and refills by Junction's version of Manny, Moe and are $2.00 for most domestics; Beer of the Jack who carded us, stamped our hands month selection $1.25. Uptown/Downtown and banded our wrists with police- A new and very welcome addition to issued hog ties. After making our way the downtown bars of BG. Setting up Ryan Honeyman is a senior journalism through interrogation, we came to the residence just this past summer, On Tap: Various Bud products, some major and Frank Allison's 11 fan. realization that we had just paid a $1.00 imports Brewster's is fast becoming one of the Jim Vickers is a senior journalism major cover charge for no apparent reason. most popular spots in BG, and with good Drink Specials: 1.25 20oz. drafts and is diligently working on finding the Confused and a little outraged, we hit reason. With a variety of 16 beers on tap. As we entered Downtown at 1:25 a.m. killer of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman. Cocktails with: Swampy!i For those of you who Joe: Who doesn't. buildings. Joe: Snoop or Easy? might be curious Browns are moving to Joe: How about this Swampy: M.C. about WR's new furry Baltimore... building community Hannon, baby. little friend, Swampy, Swampy: Damn thing? Can Ribeau Joe: Still hittin' the we decided it was time shame. count on the Swamp sauce? to give him his own Joe: Ya think? Monster support? Swampy: I'm not Cocktails with... For Swampy: Better be- Swampy: I'm a kinder, ^>roud, goddammit. A the other 16,999 of lieve it. gentler Swampy. I like monster has to do you, read on anyway, Joe: Any ladies in community as much as what a monster has to it could prove enter- your life? the next swamp mon- do to get by. Do you taining. Swampy ster. think it's easy living in Joe: So what are you? Well a swamp all year Swampy: I'm a black Joe, long? swamp monster. And I there /» Joe: We're really like my gin. is a » hurting forspace Joe: Great. How'd you Miss this week, don't end up with the WR Swampy, you gig? Sfarpat think? Swampy: They needed if you Swampy some space. Noone on will, staff could really draw, but so they made me. I'm lets Yes just a bunch of say I scribbles you know. don't Joe: Uh, huh. When'd want you make your first to get appearance in the ■bogged magazine? down' Swampy: Actually, I in one began my career back place. in the Spring of '94 in Joe: the Insider Magazine. Any insight into that I'm like Travolta, and Unibomber thing? Joe: WR is my Pulp Fiction. Swampy: I've heard Dole or Clinton in '96? Joe: Really? rumors of a Canadian. Swampy: Clinton, by Swampy: It's so weird. Look at campus build- six. He so smooth. Joe: If you were to get ings, Joe. Look at the into a no holds barred cage match with Casper the Friendly Ghost, who would come out alive? Swampy: Me, I've got feet. Joe: What do you think of that Snoop Doggy Hannan fellah? Swampy: Who? Cincinnati Joe: Never mind. SLIM Have you ever burnt a d? headache candle? and the Swampy: Yeah, but it HEAD HUNTERS was put out by the hall's sprinkler system. w Joe: Bummer. Ever Dead Style (Blues) consider entering the BGSU beauty pagent? LiveAi M.T. Muggs Swampy: Why, yes. I Friday and Saturday ouer 2] $2 love womyn in bathing 353-0988 19 + over 104S. MAIN suits. 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