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KATRINA HELP RECOGNIZED DUKE FINALLY DEFEATED Tech is named to the President’s Honor Volleyball won 3-2 against previously ENTERTAINMENT Roll for Service for efforts in dealing undefeated No.25 Duke Blue Devils Technique • Friday, November 3, 2006 with Hurricane Katrina. Page 11 last Friday. Page 29 Veteran DramaTech cast presents The Lion in Winter By Daniel Griffin strength of the young French King, mistress who rightly feels she is Contributing Writer Philip (Gabe Synan). being used as a mere pawn in the The plot is dense, but that is not incessant power plays between fam- DramaTech Theatre opens this unusual for theatre plays. The entire ily members. fall’s curtain with the play The Lion show takes place within the castle “Like so many great plays, this in Winter, by James Goldman. After walls, with the scheming plots for one is about family, with whom so its release on Broadway in 1966, a many of us realize our greatest tri- successful film adaptation was re- umphs and most ignoble defeats,” leased two years later. Now, nearly said Greg Abbott, Director. 38 years later, the play hits Tech’s The entire show Each new scene unfolds a new campus in the hands of our very takes place within layer of deceit, and truth becomes own theatre troupe. something of a distant vapor. The play’s setup is easily and deftly the castle walls, Some interesting comparisons handled. It’s Christmas, 1183, and with the scheming can be made between the art forms King Henry II (Alexandros Sala- of theatre and cinema, and I think zar) and his family, including the plots for the crown this play brings them to the forefront embittered Queen Eleanor (Laura contained within the of any observer’s attention. Czyzewski) (whom the King had Without the use of the camera, recently imprisoned), his royal slight royal rooms, theatre seems to be much more of French mistress (Brittany Roberts), creating a virtual a challenge. The art form becomes and his three sons, are lodged in the strongly, if not entirely so, dependent King’s castle in the middle of France. pressure cooker of on the characters, where the plot and Henry II is growing old, and his emotion and human human interactions are the essence three sons long for the power of his of the play. renowned throne. drama. Conversely, most of the great The King plans to make his films of the day use the eye of the youngest son, John (Jonathan Diaz), camera to discover the world and his successor while his wife strongly the crown contained within the how we interact with it, exploring favors the eldest, Richard (Landon slight royal rooms, creating a virtual unique experiences with the natural Reed), to take power. pressure cooker of emotion and hu- world (directors Terrence Malick and By Jon Drews / STUDENT PUBLICATIONS King Henry’s woes are enhanced man drama. Werner Herzog come to mind). The aging King Henry II (Alexandros Salazar) and Queen Eleanor by the conniving middle son, Geof- Power remains the sole pursuit (Laura Czyzewski) disagree on who will best fill the King’s shoes. frey (James Lentini), and the growing of everyone here, save the King’s See Lion, page 22 Dunst dazzles in royal role as Marie Antoinette By Kristin Noell and family behind. Opinions Editor The remainder of the roles, most notably Louis XV (Rip Torn) and As a bit of a history nerd, I had Louis XVI (Jason Schwartzmann), been looking forward to Sofia were expertly portrayed and served Coppola’s take on the French queen’s to compliment Dunst without over- tragic history. shadowing her character. Marie Antoinette did not disap- Though the royal characters may point. The story begins with the be far removed from typical modern young Austrian princess journeying life, the cast brings them alive as if to France to become the wife of the you know them. young heir to the French throne, and The plot unfolded at a seemingly it follows her history to the beginning leisurely pace, especially considering of the French Revolution. that it covered nearly 20 years of her Kirsten Dunst is breathtaking in life. Coppola employs a subtlety the lead role, bringing an unexpected rarely seen in such large-scale Hol- innocence and charm to the infa- lywood films, and she pays close mous queen. It is difficult to avoid attention to small details of court life By Scott Medway / STUDENT PUBLICATIONS pitying the 15-year-old princess, Kirsten Dunst’s exceptional performance in the film is one of many reasons to check out Marie Antoinette. who was forced to leave her home See Marie, page 21 Sofia Coppola’s rendition of the story of Antoinette brings a subtle touch to a big-screen production. The Thing About Men enters final weeks at Horizon By Laura Hassett because she is unwilling to give up (Tom). McKerley brought a Steve Brandon O’Dell and Abby Parker vocal arena. Contributing Writer her other lover. Martin aspect to the show and it both shined as the man and the As for the venue, the Horizon The truly hilarious part begins woman. They transformed seam- Theatre is located in a restored build- The Thing About Men, a musical when Tom grabs himself a pseudo- lessly into the endless number of ing in Little Five Points. The theater comedy at the Horizon Theatre, is name and becomes his wife’s lover’s quirky roles they had. is extremely small, seating about 175 now in the last two weeks of the roommate. Tom struggles between There was even one time when people, so there was not a bad seat production. hating the guy that stole his wife, Tom quickly realizes Parker changed herself so much in the house. Plus the audience was This show, created by Joe DiPi- and actually really liking him. that Lucy truly is (with the help of a wig and costume obviously filled with loyal patrons of etro and Jimmy Roberts, who were As the jealous ex-husband, Tom’s of course) that I was sure it was the theater, who immensely enjoyed behind the off-broadway hit I Love escapades trying to break the lovers the woman of his another actor. the show. You, You’re Perfect, Now Change, up and not get discovered by his wife dreams when she The singing, on the other hand, I guess it’s always a gamble to has definitely been worth going had me and the rest of the audience kicks him out of the was not the highlight. The songs go see relatively unknown shows at out for. doubled over in laughter. were fine during the show since even less known hole-in-the-wall The story-line focuses on a mid- The cast is incredibly small. It house because she is they helped to tell the story. But theaters. But trust me, this gamble dle-aged married couple, Lucy and consists of just the three leads and unwilling to give up alone I would never listen to them. is definitely worth taking. Tom, who the audience immediately then one man and one woman who I can’t even think of one that was Those interested in purchasing discovers have a hard time remaining each play a number of tiny, but her other lover. worth noting. tickets should go to the theater faithful to each other. entertaining, parts. The same goes for the voices of website, www.horizontheatre. Tom quickly realizes that Lucy As actors, everyone is easy to the cast. They were all able to sing com. Reservations can be made truly is the woman of his dreams watch and believable as his or her was his character who got to deliver the melodies and hit the notes, but online, and student discounts are when she kicks him out of the house character, especially Jeff McKerley almost all of the slap-stick jokes. none of them really shined in the also available. 20 • Friday, November 3, 2006 • Technique ENTERTAINMENT N O T E W O R T H Y California- based band Five Star Iris’ self-titled debut possesses The Tyde’s newly-launched all ingredients for future success Three’s Co. wipes out By Evan Zasoski, Senior Staff Writer By Kenneth Baskett, Senior Staff Writer This is a world where nobody if you are already into Orange County indie rockers The appreciates a good hook anymore. what they are selling, the pesky seagulls steal your lunch), you will probably Tyde recently released their newest but, for whatever reason, I just could What you hear on the radio is usu- on Rough Trade. Three’s Co. ally so inane that it barely qualifies enjoy this little slice not get into the album. of pop rock. is pure, unabashed surf rock—not in Don’t get me wrong, I have no as music, and all of the serious the restrained, acoustic, Jack Johnson musicians are too busy satisfying According to their problem with surfers. Unfortunately, MySpace page, Five way, but instead in that bubblegum, their mu- the snobs to care if their stuff is fun happy-go- to listen to. Or at least that’s what it Star Iris sounds a sic is like lot like Foo Fighters lucky, Beach m a r s h - sometimes seems like. Boys way. Enter Five Star Iris and their and U2. mallows: It would be more Three’s they are newly released self titled album. Co. is the It is a far cry from great, and even accurate to say they puffy and sound like Foo Fight- successor to sweet, but people who purchase the CD are the band’s likely to be hard-pressed to remember ers and U2 by way of ultimate- the legion of other first two re- ly they are the album in five years’ time. cords, One But, surprisingly, this is a fun al- bands that take their l a c k i n g c u e s and Two. in sub- bum that The Tyde falls firmly f r o m s t a n c e . F o o bit pointless since most of the songs is fronted Take the into the ...their current are basically the same thing. by brothers category Fighters’ and U2’s op ener, offering, though play book. They are usually about a girl, have Darren and “D o It of “not too the pop rock sensibilities of a single Brent Rade- shabby.” Shades of Everclear, A g a i n hardly revolutionary, Third Eye Blind, and from one of the aforementioned maker. To- A g a in,” In this bands, and may or may not feature gether with c o l l e c - will almost certainly the like abound with for exam- nothing in particular some philosophy-lite in an attempt D a r r e n ’s ple. It is t ion of be enough to satisfy at depth. wife, Ann lacklustre to distinguish Five a catchy, fans of the genre Star Iris from their co- Any attempt to single out a Do Rademaker, Ben Knight and Ric up-tempo pop song where Darren yet pleas- particular track for further explo- Menck, the group has compiled an ant songs, inspirees. They are not repeats, “Do It Again, Again.” biding their time bad, just derivative. ration would just be arbitrary and album chock-full of tunes designed Sure, for an opening line, that the band’s pointless. to stretch summer from Labor Day musician- until Guster does Normally, in a re- sounds fine. But that’s where the view, this is where one From all this, one might infer on to the next May. lyrical genius ends. I could only sit s h i p i s something else. that I dislike Five Star Iris. Maybe it is because I am from solid, if would start talking there thinking, “Ok, good start, but about notable or par- But this would be far from the Georgia, or maybe it is due to the where are the chocolate and graham u n r e - fact that I do not particularly like markable. ticularly indicative tracks. the beach (the sand gets everywhere, See Tyde, page 25 Their lyrics are inoffensive. And However, in this case it seems a See Five Star, page 25

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IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN! Hurray Beer! Hurray Wal-Mart! Did you know that Cinderella’s slippers were furr slippers instead of glass slippers in the first fairy tale? S&M Hurray ‘Shrooms! Gettin’ jiggy wid it *the final countdown* ULC 118=pure absurdity I have BuzzCard access to your mother Luke shaves in the car, but he doesn’t wear pants in it. Dear Sliver Writers: RHA != Housing. Thank you. Library 6th floor is nice and all... but I want to get on the 7th Hear that ANAK? Somebody host a Super Smash Bros. tournament! Two Bits Man, how I love thee See page 21 for more Slivers! ENTERTAINMENT Technique • Friday, November 3, 2006 • 21 Sudoku puzzle Tunstall discusses tour, album By Lindsay Deal grim compared Fill in the grid so that every row, column and 3x3 Entertainment Editor to American tour busses. box contains the digits one through nine. After recently finishing her US American tour following the release of her tour bus- 1 9 debut album Eye to the Telescope, ses are so KT is now working on her second swank y album, set for release in early Sum- w i t h 4 3 5 6 2 mer 2007. dimmer “I feel like Homer Simpson,” switches said singer-songwriter KT Tunstall, and toi- 3 2 lying in her pajamas and eating let seat popcorn at the beginning of the c o v e r s interview—hence the lazy, glutton- and hand 8 7 9 4 3 ous cartoon character allusion. But t o w e l s Tunstall has been anything but lazy and really over the past few months. nice cur- 7 2 Having toured the US after re- tains and leasing her first album in the States, it’s just a 6 1 9 7 5 Tunstall has learned what life on the whole new road is like. world to “Live shows are quite different us. But the 5 7 from the records. The live will be v e n u e s more representative on my next that we record. We weren’t really an es- are play- 3 6 4 tablished band when we made the ing are record,” she said. very simi- While she brought undeniable lar because the 7 1 talent to the table with the release of crowd seems her first album, Tunstall has inevita- so familiar bly learned a lot on the road. [with our mu- This growing knowledge has sic.],” she said. Marie from page 19 The costumes are also particularly helped the evolution of her sound. After leaving her life would be like had she chosen striking, and the male audience will “The live sound is definitely ram- hometown for a study abroad pro- another career path. that she could just as easily exclude, especially appreciate the period cos- bunctious. It’s soulful—we try to do gram at the age of sixteen, Tunstall “My one job I thought I would though to lesser effect. Marie Antoi- tumes, which give Dunst’s breasts everything with soul,” she said. returned to Scotland and enrolled in love to do would be voice-overs nette conveys an understanding of impressive lift. (This alone should But Tunstall’s soulful pop ballads the Royal Holloway College. for cartoons. Other than that, in a Marie Antoinette as both a woman make Marie Antoinette a great date continue to represent her many dif- “In school I studied theatre and parallel universe, I mean, exploring and an historical figure. movie, guys.) ferent musical influences. “I always music. I gave up music because [what painting and sculpture,” she said. The action may be a bit slow for The historically-savvy viewer will listen to a lot of blues: Howlin Wolf, I was studying] was very classical and But for the moment it seems that some viewers, who won’t be interested have to temporarily suspend judge- Arcade Fire, White Stripes, Flaming frustrating. I wasn’t that enamored Tunstall is going to continue with the in the queen quoting philosopher ment as far as historical accuracy is Lips, Beck, Velvet Underground, with it. I was much more interested musical path. She hopes that her next Jean-Jacques Rousseau or listening concerned, from the king acting like Barry [Manilow], Rolling Stones, at that point, I mean I was 18, well album will cath that “rambunctious” to reports on the state of France. the revolution is a surprise to a pair James Brown. Most of the people into writing my own music, and I attidue she exudes on stage. However, these viewers can con- of Chucks that appears for a fraction I have spoken to after gigs think wasn’t really fitting in. So I did a ma- “I’m currently working on my tent themselves with taking in the of a second in one of the films’ well- along the same lines as I do,” said jor/minor degree. My theater course second album, and we’re expecting continuous optical delights, which crafted montages. (The montages, Tunstall. was fantastic: musical theatre, dance, an early summer [2007] release. It’s continue to impress, because the op- I might add, are perfect for giving a In this most recent tour, Tunstall, stand-up comedy— we learned to going to be much more closely related pulence of 18th century royalty lends feel of the period without devoting who was raised in Scotland, was be clowns,” Tunstall said. to the live sounds. This first one is itself so well to visual spectacle. The too much time to it.) Though not 100 quite complimentary of life on the And though her success in the pretty mellow and is ‘having it’ as footage of Versailles and the French percent accurate, Marie Antoinette road in America. music world has been substantial, we say in Britain,” she said. countryside is quite stunning. is definitely worth seeing. “The tour busses in Britain are Tunstall still likes to imagine what Whatever that means.

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See page 22 for more Slivers! 22 • Friday, November 3, 2006 • Technique ENTERTAINMENT vast intrigue and deceit that keep the unavoidable. The leading question from page 19 crowd alert and involved. that this play brings to the table is Lion The director uses the movement whether King Henry’s decision to around the stage perfectly to involve leave his kingdom intact with one Whether you’re enveloped in the audience, and this aspect of the- child as leader, dismissing the other Hitchcock’s editing-room noirs, atre, used well, sets it apart from all two, is easier or smarter than King Welles’ exacting, spatial explora- other mediums of performance. Lear’s to split his kingdom between tions, or Godard’s probing essays, we With the play in progress nine his boys. see the world through the director’s weeks, the actors have become these Alexandros Salazar, DramaTech’s lens. They speak to us; they lead us characters, revealing many brooding King Henry, claims to agree tacti- on, in the world as they know it. and subtle emotions which is often cally with his character, believing, as So, in essence, without that as- a difficult task in theatre. King Lear proved, that the kingdom pect of direct interaction between Slight gestures and posture could not survive a separation. the audience and director, theatre changes lend a spectacular touch of Either way, both plays seem to must gallop uphill on the backs of refinement to these characters, who question the vary nature of royalty the script and the actors. mostly bare their emotions openly. and power, the difficulty and im- Luckily, The Lion in Winterhas a Pay careful attention to the practicality of maintaining rule over sturdy set of both, and this is where wonderful aspects here: the menac- anything for very long. the play ultimately succeeds. ing placement of Geoffrey’s hands DramaTech will soon have other The actors appear thoroughly in his robe, the sunken posture of projects in the works for the spring comfortable with the space they’re this once-great King, the physical semester, including Assassins and given, exploring the stage three di- performance and timing of John, Enemy of the People. mensionally, developing the aspect and the control the Queen seems The Lion in Winter opens this of interaction between the characters to have over all. Friday, November 3 at 8:00 p.m. and the audience. All of the actors show their expe- and runs through Nov. 18. One of the great benefits of rience—all but one has previously Tickets are currently on sale at DramaTech’s stage is its proximity to performed in a DramaTech play. a price of $5 for students, $8 for By Jon Drews / STUDENT PUBLICATIONS the audience. Patrons feel involved, The comparisons ofThe Lion in faculty or staff, and $10 for general The King’s French Mistress (Brittany Roberts) embraces the King. Dra- somehow caught in the middle of the Winter to Shakespeare’s King Lear are admission. maTech’s The Lion in Winter opens today and runs through Nov. 18.

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You know, the life and all the bad things that hap- down terrorists between classes. For example, I share my real-life I started showing up to meetings. I real one. pen to good people; and by “bad It’s bad enough that the CIA name with some kid in Minnesota mean, it’s bad enough that I’m the Registration for Spring 2007 things,” I generally mean Parking, knows my identity—if I had the and an obscure German punk rocker, new guy; but this s t a r t s s o on, Physics or illness, and by “people,” money that they do, I’d know a lot and I share my somewhat famous just gives Batman ...I share my real-life which means I generally mean me. more about the world, too. pseudonym with a retired insur- more reason to absolutely jack But you know what? I’m will- Earlier this week, I decided to do ance salesman from Tampa. If he’s pick on me. name with some kid if you aren’t hor- ing to give some of the guilty par- a vanity search on Google. Gener- still alive, he’s about 90 years old. 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I thought OSCAR hiding you emotional net, and there are a few about goi ng with a retired your GT ID distress … that LiveJournal entries about to Target and insurance salesman number?) and might enforce my wang. buying my own registration tech- some rationality I don’t even have a damn utility belt, from Tampa. nically starts on in this joint. Wikipedia article! but that didn’t November 1. Un f o r t u - Sure, the Tech- feel right. However, I have a friend with nately, a sys- nique article Speaking of Wikipedia, why 118 hours who gets to register really tem like that mentions me, is it that several websites just copy early… on November 4. Myself? would be great- but nobody’s Wikipedia? Also, why do the copied Well, as (bad) luck would have ly abused, in a taken the pages come higher in search results it, my time ticket landed at 8 a.m manner simi- time to ex- than the real things? a couple days later. 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