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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Student Newspapers at IRL @ UMSL. It has been accepted for inclusion in Current (1980s) by an authorized administrator of IRL @ UMSL. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Feb. 28, 1985 University of Mlssourl-St. Louis Issue 507 Fund drive is underway Sharon Kubatzky 15,000 alumnae. "And of those, editor-in-chief one-third will give," he predic­ ted. "This is the single most UMSL officials are hoping to effective fund-raising effort the collect pledges of over $100 ,000 university conducts." • in restricted and unrestricted Arns said he hired several funds during this year's alumni students and some experience telephone drive. callers to do the bulk of the con­ The annual event got underway tacting this year. But, he added, earlier this month and will con­ he is experimenting with work­ tinue through May. ing with volunteers. Different "I call it 'raising friends and areas of the university have sent funds,' " said Dave Arns, faculty, staff members and manager of Alumni Activities students to call alumni, asking and director of the fund drive. for unrestricted gifts or for "It's been a very effective way to pledges earmarked specifically raise money." for that area. This is the sixth annual drive. "They've been doing a good Over $64 ,000 was collected after job ," he said of the volunteers. last year's drive, Arns said. "It's pretty effective when Ne al Of the university's 20 ,000-plus Primm [professor of history] graduates, Arns said his paid calls his former students." • employees and volunteers will actually end up speaking to about See "Funds," page 3 Magrath in~ugural to ·emphasize unity II Plans are progressing for the Relations; Don Phares, chair­ April 25 inauguration of Univer­ man of the Intercampus Faculty sity of Missouri President C. Council; al.d Kenneth Pigg, Peter Magrath, 'the 17th presi­ cooperative extension program dent in the University's 146- director. ' year history. Although plans will not be The event will be held on the finalized for several weeks, the Cedric R. Anderson University of Missouri- . event is scheduled for 10 a.m. A SSB CONSTRUCTION: The ceilings and lights in the corridors of the Social Sciences and Columbia campus, the univer­ inationally prominent education Business Building are being lowered to increase accessibility and make the hallways sity's oldest and largest campus, leader will deliver the keynote brighter. but the celebration will address. Magrath will also emphasize the unity of the four­ speak. campus system, acording to Guy "The inauguration will bring Li·ghts and ceilings lowered in SSB Horton, executive assistant to together as many Missourians as the president and chairman of possible from all parts of the some of these compartments. ing project. "We do what we state," Horton said, "to·show how Chuck Wiethop The new ceilings will contain can as we get money and the Presidential Inaugural reporter Committee. one univerSity through its fou r • acoustical panels with the time," said Perry. campuses and extension serves The ceilings and lights in lighting placed flush with the Perry added that last fall Othel members of the commit­ our state. the corridors of the Social rest of the ceiling. the ceilings were lowered in tee are Jeanne Epple, a member "We want to celebrate the Sciences and Business Build­ The work is being done by some of the classrooms of the of the UM system Board of university's new beginning with ing are being lowered. This is university personnel, accord­ Social Sciences and Business Curators; Jay Felton, the student a new leader by formally being done to make them less ing to John Perry, vice chan­ Building. representative to the Board of introducing President and Mrs. noisy and brighter. cellor for administrative Magrath to the state. The univer­ Perry said that he was not Curators; Diane Skomars The original ceilings in SSB services. He said the funding sity is embarking on an exciting sure how much longer it would Magrath, the president's wife; consists of recessed com­ for the work is coming from new era and every citizen is partments. The lights were the Physical Plant budget. take to complete the work that Larry Myers, coordinator of spe­ cial assignments for Central invited to participate in the positioned high up inside The work is part of an ongo- needs to be done. Administration University day's activities." • Universities across nation increasing remedial courses (CPS) - More and more More than one out of every five high school graduation that enrollment in these classes ago planned to redirect some college freshmen are enrolling students also take remedial writ­ standards." at UMSL increased with the rises 2,400 students to nearby com­ in remedial education courses ing courses, the study shows, According to Sallyanne in enrollment at the university, munity colleges by 1986. designed to teach them what they while 16 percent take reading Fitzgerald, acting director of the but that there has been no change Likewise, Ohio State began should already know, according review courses. Center for Academic Develop­ in the percentage of students. admitting only freshmen who to a' new report by the U.S. "It's just a-sign of the times, ". ment at UMSL, there were 1,138 According to the report, only had four years of English, three • Department of Education. lamented Elaine El-Khawas, students enrolled in non-credit, four percent of the schools have years of math, science, social One out of every four entering . vice president for policy analysis remedial classes during the fall cut the number of review courses science and foreign language, freshmen, for instance, takes at and research with the American semester of 1984 . Most of these, they provide. The report sug­ and planned to send those not least one remedial mathematics Council on Education. 959 students, were enrolled in gests many four-year colleges' qualified to two-year colleges. class, said the survey of over 500 "It's a very disturbing reality Math 02 . plans to shift remedial education "The reality is that, as good as colleges and universities com­ that so many students are not Among the 500 institutions to junior and two-year colleges the policy sounds to shift piled by the department's adequately prepared for surveyed, nearly two-thirds offer have failed. ,remedial courses to two-year National Center for Education college," she said, attributing more remedial courses now than The University of C~lifornia Statistics. the problem to " a decade of loose they did in 1978. Fitzgera~d said system, for instance, two years See "Courses," page 3 ~th~~sue ------~

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You know what UMSL's chan­ Basketball Riverman Bob Riverman coach Rich Meck­ editorials...... page 4 cellor does, but just what does McCormack's sports career fessel has been dubbed MIAA features/arts ...... '. page 7 his wife do all day? started in his backyard. But Coach of the Year. He'll take classifieds ...... page 10 She's actually quite a busy now Bob, a senior, is a star on his team to the playoffs this around UMSL...... page 12 lady. UMSL's court. week at Central Mo. State. sports ...... page 13 (lage 7 page 15 . page 13 page 2 CURRENT Feb. 28, 1985 - ums) u~date - Sanders-will/eave post Florence J. Tipton assistant news editor Jazz course offered Janet Sanders, executive Continuing Education-Extension at UMSL is offering a course assistant to the chancellor, will titled: "Slippery Horn: The Trombone in Jazz," on Wednesdays leave the university on March 15 from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m., beginning March 20 and continuing through after serving for 3~ years in April 17. her position. The course, which will be in Room 222 of the J .C. Penney Build­ Sanders has started her own ing, is designed for jazz enthusiasts as well as those interested in business, the Clayton the history of the trombone in jazz music. The instructor for the Consultant Group, course is Charlie Menees, trombonist and host of KMOX radio's "Big Band Sounds." Before becoming assistant to The course outline includes a study of the jazz trombone evolu­ the chancellor, Sanders was the tion, from rhythm to front-line solo instrument, from tailgate and assistant to · the dean of women gutbucket styles to the modern idiom. Profiles of famous players at the University of Kansas. Dur­ include Kid Ory, Jimmy Harrison, Miff Mole, Jack Teagarden, ing her second year at UMSL, she George Burnis and Tricky Sam Nanton. became the assistant ,dean ' of The fee is $40 and $15 for high school juniors and seniors. For students, and for one year served more information about the course, call 553-596l. as assistant dean in the College of Arts and Sciences. Sanders was also a speech professor for two years at both the University Long term care to of Kansas and the University of Maryland, and for six years at be seminar topic UMSL. "It really was a good job to The UMSL Continuing Education-Extension is offering a bring all of that experience "Gerontology Conference" to present current information on together," Sanders said. issues of immediate concern to those working with or for older adults. Sanders will work with part­ The seminar, which is designed especially for those employed in time employees in her new busi­ long-term care settings, will be from 9 a.m. to 3:30 p.m., on March ness. They will assist cor­ 27 , in the J .C. Penney Building. porations and organizations in Topics at the conference wm include rehabilitation through St. Louis who have any type of music and art therapy, Medicare/Medicaid update, Alzheimer'S communication problems. This Disease update, and alternatives to nursmg home care. Rick includes ass~sting individuals, Westphal, director of the Missouri Division of Aging, is scheduled working with different groups to deliver a keynote address titled "Dynamics of Long Term Care who comfllunicate inside the in Missouri." company, and improving how a The fee for the conference is $25, and advance registration is company relates to its required. For further registration information call Clark Hickman customer. at 553-596l. SO LONG, FAREWELL: Janet Sanders has served as execu­ Sanders said she had just com­ tive assistant to the chancellor for the past 3% years. She has pleted work on the long range decided to leave the university to begin her own business, the planning process for the univer­ Clayton Consultant Group. The business will work with com­ Investm.ent courses sity, and thought "the time was panies to alleviate internal communication problems. right if I ever wanted to get out on my own." will be offered Grobman has mutual feelings Grobman chose a replacement Sanders said leaving UMSL with Sanders. "I was very disap­ from a list of three candidates, Two classes to help participants with investing wiiI be offered by will be hard because she is going Continuing Education-Extension during March. pointed that she was leaving," narrowed down from a large to . miss the people she has Grobman said. number of people chosen by a "How to Invest in the Stock Market" will be held Tuesdays, known. beginning March 5, from 7 to 9 p.m. Participants will learn the GrobmaR said Sanders has search committee. UM Presi­ mechanics of buying and selling stock as well as the e'conomic "I really enjoyed UMSL done an excellent and sufficient dent C. Peter Magrath will analysis of financial markets and the stock market. Fee is $25 per students and' faculty," Sanders job as the assistant. "I wish her approve the choice and the new person, $35 for two. . said. all the luck in the world," Grob­ assistant will be announced Richard C Pullen, appraiser and writer of" Antiques and Collect­ UMSL Chancellor Arnold B. man said. next week. ibles" column for the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, will begin a class called "Investing in Antiques and Decorative Arts" on Wednesday, March 13. The class will be held from 7 to 9 p.m. running through ' March 27. Fee is $20 per person, $30 for two. Pullen will help evaluate prospective purchases and give valuable advice on how, where, and when to sell. More information about investment classes is available by call­ ing Nan Kammann at 553-5961. Air Force 'ROTC offers scholarships College students with at least four terms remaining to degr!!e completion as of fall 1985 can still qualify for commissions as Air Force officers through the Bi-State area Air Force ROTC program. "I attended the six week Army ROTC The "Gateway Detachment" at Parks College, Cahokia, IL, con­ summer leadership camp. It was a tinues to have openings for officer candidates pursuing technical summer well spent. It helped to broaden my college education. Now or non-technical degrees, with engineering, mathematics, com­ I am looking forward to being an ' : puter science, meteorology, physics, and architecture being par­ Army officer in May of this year . . ticularly desirable. I suggest that you consider attending this summe r. You may fi nd something Successful applicants will attend a six-week field training you like ." encampment at an active duty Air Force base this summer and CAD ET YVES JOHNSON then be enlisted into Air Force ROTC's Professional Officer JUNIOR BUSINESS Course upon return to school this fall. Cadets receive a tax-free monthly stipend of £100 per month while in school. Upon receiving their degrees, they also receive their commissions as Air Force second lieutenants and serve a minimum of four years on active duty. Applicants are also eligible for two-yeax: scholarships which cover the cost of books, tuition and laboratory fees in addition to their monthly stipend. THOSE SOPHOMORES ATTENDING RECEIVE THE FOLLOWING: Interested students should contact. AFROTC Detachment 207; FINANCIALLY- $650 plus room and board. Approximately $2500 during your next two years 62206-1998, (618) 337-7500, of college. A chance to win a scholarship that pays FU LL TUITION, REQUIRED FEES, FLAT Parks College, Cahokia, IL, at (or toll­ RATE FOR BOOKS, AND SlOO A SCHOOL MONTH . free outside Illinois at 1-800-851-3048) extension 230 for further details. PHYSICALLY- A regular conditioning schedule and challenging outdoor activities like rappelling and marksmanship. .

FOR YOUR FUTURE- Leadership experiences and a new self-confidence. A chance to earn 1985-86 Student Senator an Army officer's commission while you continue your chosen college studies. Job opportunities, part time in the Army Reserves or National Guard, or full time on active Applications now available duty after graduation. f for the OBLIGATION- ~ll You can return home anytime during the camp. For those that complete , the camp, you are still under no obligation. However, you have made yourself eligible to University Senate enter the Advanced Course of Army ROTC and earn the commission as a 2nd Lieutenant as well as the benefits mentioned above. In the Student Association Office, Room 262 University Center. FOR FURTHER INFORMATION OR TO START PROCESSING FOR ATTENDANCE AT THE LEADERSHIP CAMP CONTACT BRIAN K KNOX AT 553-5176 or COME BY THE ARMY ROTC. OFFICE AT BLUE METAL BLDG. Filing Deadline: March 1, 1985, 5 p.m. Elections: March 11 and 12, 1985 ARMY ROTC. BE ALL lOU CAN BE. 25 seats available. For more information call 553-51 04, - Feb. 28 , 1985 CURRENT page 3 Funds from page 1 tial computer listing is compi'led with each graduate included. Restricted gifts might include Arns said he was hopeful about donations for scholarships, the outcome of this year's drive. research or programs within the "I think our graduates really like specific area. to hear from us," he said. "It's Arns said the callers also ask been pretty successful. Our goal for information from the alum- , is $110,000 in pledges. I hope we nae, so that each year a confillen- can make that." Courses from page 1 percent in writing, and nine per­ cent in reading. eolleges, it simply has not Addressing long standing con­ worked," EI-Khawas observed. cerns by some educators that the "Students who want to get a nation's high schools are not ade­ four-year degree will go to a four­ quately preparing students for year institution which offers college, the report cautions the remedial courses rather than increased popularity in remedial attend a junior college for two courses could also be linked to years and then have to move to a lower college entrance four-year school,"she said. requirements and tougher cours­ Although two-year schools are es in general. Cedric R. Anderson offering more remedial courses, Regardless of the problems the majority of four-year caused, "it's far better that UMSL CALLING: Volunteers have been working four nights each week, calling alumnae to solicit colleges have increased their colleges recognize and address pledges for the university. The annual fund drive began earlier this month and will continue remedial course offerings as the fact that many students through May. well. aren't prepared for college level Public colleges have the courses in specific areas," said highest number of entering EI-Khawas. Also, many high Two professors selected as students in so-called catch-up schools have started to raise courses, the study said. Private their graduation requirements to school students, on the other include more math, writing and hand, took the fewest number of reading courses, she added, Humanities-Seminar Fellows catch-up classes. Only 15 percent which may help slow the trend Two UMSL professors have Ph.D. from Harvard University property in St. Charles County. took remedial classes in math, 12 later. been selected as Weldon Spring . in 1977. Her project deals with The awards recognize Humanities Seminar Fellows the garden as an art form in 18th humanities scholars and for 1985. century England. encourage humanities research. "Corridors of Deceit: The Mind The Weldon - Spring U£. **** " GET READY FOR Stephanie Ross, associate pro­ and Art of John Ie Carre" will be Humanities Seminar is not a fessor of philosophy, will receive THE Peter Wolfe's 11th book. The seminar in the traditional sense. 1!~~--'.. ~OST ORlG:~~~!~!~ ~' !~N!!!~~! $5 ,000 for the completion of her book will discuss the fiction of Ie Instead, recipients conduct project "Art and Landscape: The Carre and the development of his independent research on their y. ~ " . t\ THE YEAR S WACKIEST MOVIE! ••. Aesthetics of Gardens." technique. Wolfe received his topics and share results through : • 7~r Richard Freedman. NEWHOUSE NEWSPAPERS Ph.D. from the UniversityofWis­ lectures on UM campuses other ..y ~/ Peter Wolfe, professor of English, will receive $5,000 for cons in in 1965. than their own. the completion of a book-length The humanities awards are Other UM recipients include study of mystery writer John Ie part of the university's Weldon Stephen Archer, professor of Carre. Spring research award program speech at UM-Columbia; and supported by investment income Gregory Black, assistant pro­ Ross, who teaches courses on from money received from the fessor of communication studies the philosphy of art, received her 1979 sale of UM's Weldon Spring at UM-Kansas City.

~ £;pic, ~... ()11I611Md p~ ,.- Newman House plans series A TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX RELEASE JAMIE UYS ", " '.', "THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY' a CAT. FILMS PRODUCTION The Newman House will spon­ didate for masters degree in Academy, youth minister, and , .• _" MARl US WEYERS SANDRA PRINSLOO and XAO. THE BUSHMAN ~ .....­ guest lecturer at Kenrick I~' !.:!~~~i"'. BOET TROSKIE ~ JOHNNY BOSHOFF -:,~: o:..~~~ JAMIE UYS sor a Friday Lenten Speaker philosophy at Saint Louis Series to highlight the church's University. Seminary. ~ e'_I" ,\\" ,.,,,,,'11 ... 1, .. I !:.Glr::::·~~4 holy season of Lent. Various Powers will speak on the Len­ Sr. Mohan will lead a prayer speakers from the St. Louis area experience centering on various will be on hand at the house from ten themes of "Control and Dis­ cipline," looking at them from a Lenten scriptures; the experi· NOW HI·POINTE 7:30 to 9:00 p.m. during the next ence will incorporate simple ClAnON ID AI SlINllI four Fridays of March. The New­ scriptural viewpoint, and offer­ SHOWING 711aoo ing time for contemplative dance movements as a way of I 7 man Community welcomes all enhancing prayer. students to these events. prayer based on his input. The Newman House, the • • • • • • • • • • • March 8: Fr. Dennis Kennedy, March 22 : Fr. Jim Krings - Fr. Catholic student center, is c.m. - Father Kennedy, a faculty Krings will be at the house to located at 8200 Natural Bridge, member of Kenrick Theological engage questions on the use and across from Benton Hall. Seminary who recently visited effects of sexist-language in the Schedule for the program is Nicaragua, will address the issue church. Fr. Krings is an associate as follows: of "Justice for the Poor in Light pastor at St. Cronan's Church in of Gospel Values." the city. He is active at the Tomorrow: Bob Powers - 1976 Catholic Worker House, and is UMSL alumnus, former Jesuit March 15 : Sr. Karen Mohan - well-versed in the study of Sa­ seminarian, and present can- Teacher of religion at Visitation cred Scriptures.

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editorials , SA'should work harder at home The Student Association and the activities fee. The fee jumped from athletics are. So this increase is prob­ The Student Assembly has been Associated Black Collegians are now $49.70 to $55 for each .full-time stu­ ably justified. working hard this year. It has acted on gearing up for their massive protest dent per semester. The additional its "town hall" propos,!l and has tried But the. point is, in ·the· UMSL against apartheid practices in South revenue will" be forwarded to the to increase communication between Students for Action platform of last Africa. The groups will rally at the athletics program and to the Univer­ student government and the students. sity Center. spring, the group said it wished to pro­ UM Board of Curators meeting here in vide "more effective representation The student leaders have also developed task forces on various March. They are seeking divestiture According to sources, the issue was of UMSL and student interests." The issues, including one on student activ­ of the university's funds from com­ discussed at meetings of the Student platform goes on to target "binding panies doing business with South Activities Budget Committee. But referenda on all proposed activities ities fee increases! So the intent is Africa. was the issue really carefully fee increases" as a much-needed there. For the past four months or so, stu­ studied? Improvemen. t . "\ But to be effective, student leaders must keep in mind that any good dent leaders here have been exerting We have to question the validity of politician is never too far away from much effort on this project. And while yet another increase geared toward Students were not informed or con­ his constituents. Students want and we support the idea of divestiture, and the athletic program. This program sulted about this increase before the need answers to questions about fee feel that apartheid is a practice that includes intercollegiate and student leaders gave it their approval. increases and other issues that should be protested against, we hope intramural sports. Very few of And while the Student Association and direct"ly relate to them. our student officials will not lose sight UMSL's 11 ,000 students are directly the budget committee don't have We're glad that Student Association of what's happening on the home involved with these programs. much power to veto the increases, front. they do have the obligation to repre- . and other groups have big hearts and The University Center serves a sent the students' views to the want to reach out to people outside of The curators, earlier this month, larger percentage of the students and administration. How do you feel about T,JMSL. But don't forget, UMSL needs approved an increase in the student is not subsidized by the university, a's another fee increase? you too. letters from readers

Says to invest in future . • . 'support Jobs Now Dear Editor: crats think $40 to $50 'million is enough. the remaining bond money, which would companies such as McDonnell Douglas, There are currently 21 buildings at Well under the careflfl eye of Democratic include the UMSL Science Complex. Monsanto, and Emerson Electric all in St. UMSL, and to be sure, they are excellent Treasurer Mel Carnahan, over $200 Senator Dirck will have to work even har­ 'Louis. Let's help the growth in the St. modern facilities. The average cost of million was in the treasury. More than der then he did last session and bring the Louis area with this Science Complex. each building would be some idea of the enough to fi nance the bonds. The Senate legislators into line. Remember, this (Jobs Now 1982) bond new $23 million complex, and how many and House passed $75 million in bonds last There must be a ' steady controlled money is not an expense - it is an invest­ jobs this project could provide. session 1984 but not the UMSL complex. growth at UMSL. We must continue to ment in the state of Missouri's future. Gov . Bond tried to lure companies and The bonds were sold at an interest rate of build a greater St. Louis area. Let's put the corporations to move to St. Louis and the 9.28 %. The low joint rate was submitted by money and schools where the people are. I Sincerely, rest of the state. The problem is we must New York-based Morgan Guaranty Trust am confident Gov. Ashcroft and our state Al Hauswirth have a trained and educated work force to Co. and Salomon Brothers, Inc. The prin­ legislators will help with the development Florissant entice companies to move and build in St. cipal and interest on the bonds will be paid of new technology. We have scientific member Bricklayers No .1 Louis. UMSL's role in the growth of St. off by the state over a 25-year period. The UMSL Student PAC member Louis is a crucial one. UMSL is going to Legislature with its $200 million in excess provide the educational base for the money, knew the state had a healthy future of the St. Louis area. economy and should have passed these Attempts to set the Last session Gov . Bond lobbied per­ bonds. sonally for the passage of the remaining $475 million in bonds, which would have The people in Missouri directed the record straight again included the UMSL complex. Sen. Edwin legislators to go forward with the sale of Dear Editor: that was ever scheduled during his/ her L. Dirck brought up his plan to authorize the bonds under Jobs Now 1982 . There was Once again I will set the story straight term of office. During this academic year I use of all the $475 million in remaining a failure in the legislature when they did for all the decent people who are following have fought boldly for higher academic bonds. The St. Louis RCGA was a leading not pass the remaining bonds. I think it the latest attempts by the liberal standards as a senator, and especially as a proponent for issuing the bond money. But was a disgrace that our so-called friends elements on campus to conspire against member of the Senate Curriculum and senators who in previous votes had failed in Jefferson City went against the voter the noble ideas of law, order, academics Instruction Committee, where I am not at to attach a $35 million corporate tax and the University of Missouri - St. Louis. and morality. all afraid to stand finn against faculty and increase consumed time until Scott and The legislature in 1984 showed a gross dis­ I am appalled and angered by the Valen­ administrators who want to further water Wiggins set Dirck's proposal aside. The regard for Missourians and I think it tine's Day issue editorial entitled "Use down and liberalize our educational opponents from the St. Louis area were showed in the November elections. - the power," which borders on libel.· Not system. John Schneider and Harriett Woods . On only does this editorial completely con­ The Valentine's Day issue also contains April 24, 1984 , Jim Bogart, a lobbyist for The 1985 session is now under way. Gov. done the communistlike revolution that the most subversive, liberal outburts of the RCGA said, "The Senate had enough Ashcroft wants to double the Prevailing destroyed .the once-prestigious UMSL them all - that of Joyce Mushaben. As votes' to pass Dirck's plan if the bill !!ould Wage Staff but only if the State Legisla­ Chess Club, it also questions my com­ anyone at all familiar with the UMSL ever be brought to a vote." ture passes the remainder of the $400 petence as an UMSL student senator! political science department can tell you, Mrs. Woods said, "I would like to vote million in bond money. Well just like last I must say that I am one of the most Mushaben is directly involved in subver­ for the UMSL Complex but where's the session the Republican governor has put diligent, competent and active members sive action directed against our system of money going to come from?" Gov . Bond the ball in the Democratic court. Senator of the University Senate. I am one 'of the national defense, both at home and always liked a $90 to $100 million dollar Edwin Dirck called a Senate Committee few student members that has attended surplus in the state treasury. The demo- hearing last week to allow the issuance of EVERY Senate and committee meeting See "Kuefler," page 5

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University of Missouri-St. Louis Sharon Kubatzky Steve Brawley Jon Young The Current welcomes all letters to 1 Blue Metal Office Building editor-in-chief around UMSL editor circulation manager the editor. The writer's student number 8001 Natural Bridge Road and phone number must be included. Jeff Lamb Non-students also must sign their let­ St. Louis, Mo. 63121 Cedric R. Anderson production assistants managing .editor photography director Ted Burke ters, but only need to add their phone Phone: 553-5174 John Conway number. Letters should be not more Yates W. Sanders Joanne Quick Scott Block than two typed pages in length. The Current is published weekly on business affairs/ad sales director ad constructionist Steven Lieberman No unsigned letters will be pub­ Thursdays. reporters lished. Names for published letters will Marjorie Bauer Cheryl Keathley Mark Bardgett be withheld upon request, but letters AdvertiSing rates are available upon copy editor typesetter John Conway with which the writer's name is pub­ request by contacting the Current Busi­ Phillip Dennis lished will receive first preference. ness Office at 553-5175. Space rese'r­ Florence Tipton Steve Givens Responsibility for letters to the editor vations for advertisements must be Diane Sadler Jim Goulden ass!. news editor typesetter Jack Grone belongs to the individual writer. The Cur­ received by noon Monday prior to the Rachel Johnson rent is not responsible for controversial date of publication. Mike Luczak Steve Klearman material in the letters, but maintains the Ron Chiodini Kathy Lincoln features/arts editor typesetter right to refuse publication of letters The Current, financed in part by stu­ Chris Monks judged by the editorial staff to be in poor dent activities fees, is not an official Lee Myrick taste. No letters with libelous material publication ofthe University of Missouri. Elaine Belobradic Barbara Berkley Dan Noss ass!. features/arts editor classified coordinator Nick Pacino will be published. Letters may be edited The university is not responsible for the Johnn Tucci for space limitations. Current's contents and p

from page 4 be quite clear. I appeal to all decent peo­ for dorms on campus abroad. ple to join in the fight to rid UMSL of this She is left over from that terrible dark dreadful malignancy. You can help to Dear Editor: expenses for the entire academic year, age - the burnout revolution ·of the late make a change by supporting me in the Dorms for UMSL? Yes. and know the expenses were kept to a 1960s - since she repeatedly has direct upcoming Senate elections. Stop the Dorms are invaluable for three groups: minimum. While concentrating on contact with those demonstrations in West liberals before they do any more undergraduate and graduate students academics, I met many new people and Germany, where thousands of sleezy damage! from areas well outside the metro area, learned about the area. That made me feel burnouts and punk-rockers totally disrupt For Law, Order, Academics and foreign students. For all groups it will ' more at home. These are just some of the society and promote degeneracy, revolu­ and Morality, alleviate many problems and much of the reasons why the dorm was very tion, and not to mention, communist E. Tom Kuefler Jr. culture shock commonly experienced worthwhile. Thus dorms are a strong point aggression. She is definitely a threat to the UM Curator Scholar when moving into a new environment. Any for any university. . security of the free world and I hope that UMSL Student Senator student who moves to an unfamiliar place However, undergraduate halls are the FBI is keeping her under goes through this. usually very active in comparison to the surveillance. graduate halls. Therefore it is recommen­ Moreover, taking one of Mushaben's I experienced these feelings in 1978 . ded that the two 'groups be housed in classes, which would only mean the cor­ After graduation from UMSL I went on to separate dorms. Similar arrangements ruption of another young mind by antipa­ Thank you graduate studies in Los Angeles. I lived in should be made for undergrads who prefer triotic and communistic ideas, is a fate Dear Editor, the graduate dorm the first year. Knowing a qUieter environment. that I would not eyen wish on my own worst The members of Zeta Tau Alpha would little about Los Angeles, the dorm was Dorms are a good idea. They will eas'e enemy. like to thank all those who helped to very attractive. the anxiety posed by going to college in a Any liberals out there who have crazy . spread the love from Valentine's Day to big city. Enrollment will increase. ideas about me resigning from the Senate the Heart As sociation. The dorms settled many issues Therefore, the only thin'g left is to con- or leaving the university, I'have got news On February-7, 8, and 11 , orders were immediately. For instance, there was no - tinue to improve the university's aoUities for you. I will be a student here until at taken for carnations. The red, white and need to worry about transportation. I was to meet the needs of the community, thus least May 1987 in order to complete my pink carnations were delivered and also on campus. Next, housing and meals were increasing the demand and value of a B.S. in chemistry. Should I decide to pur­ sold on Feb. 14 for $1.25. taken care of. Thus, there was no need to strong education at UMSL. sue a doctoral program in chemistry, The amount of money collected was find affordable living in the vicinity of however, I will be here until 1991, and $127 .83 which was contributed to the Saint campus once I arrived. And the dorms are Sincerely yours, fighting against crime, corruption, and Louis Heart Association. Thanks UMSL, far less expensive than apartments. I Thomas J. Kelly injustice every minute! for making the Zeta Tau Alpha carnation could accurately forecast my living class of '78 Now the existence of mass corruption sale a blooming success. and incompetence on this campus should Zeta Tau Alpha says basketball should __ be made more attractive Show to benefit KWMU KWMU (FM 91) welcomes Trapezoid market. We must find ways to make UMSL Powdermilk Biscuit Party from 5 to 7 Dear Editor: to st. Louis, presented for the benefit of basketball unique and different. p.m., also at the J .C. Penney This letter is in regard to lack of basket­ public radio in St. Louis by Waldron One thing I believe that could be Auditorium. ball attendance at UMSL. I just spent five Barclay. The concert will take place at improved upon would be the half-time weeks in the basketball ticket office call­ the J .C. Penney Auditorium on Satur­ shows. I think Chuck Smith could call on Co-hosts for the event are Elaine ing on various businesses regarding group day, March 16, at 7:30 p.m. . ticket sales. I know what a hard sale it some high school pompon squads. Any­ Viets, of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch is. thing would be an improvement than Trapezoid is a group o,f four talented and Tom Barclay, morning show hos,t watching someone try to make a basket by and diversified musicians, whose on KWMU FM91. There will also be a There are many problems involved. One throwing it from mid-court. special guest appearance by members of these is lack of student body support. range includes Irish and American folk I do believe UMSL Basketball is treated of the Holy Roman Repertory The reason is because we are a commuter tunes and songs, swing, jazz and ~trik­ fairly by the St. Louis media. Naturally we Company. campus with no dorms. The students come ing original compositions. Proceeds are not gOing to make page 1 on the sports to school, then go home or to work. from the concert will further the cause page being a Division II ball club. of KWMU, which brings "A Prairie Tickets are $10 fpr the general public Another problem is getting the business The UMSL Rivermen are playing a very Home Companion" to St. Louis every and $7.50 with presentation of a Studio community involved. We are competing exciting and competitive brand of basket­ Saturday night at 5 p.m. Set membership card, and are avail­ against the Blues, Steamers, Bills, Tigers, ball. And I urge everyone to attend. able through Dialtix (644-1700) or at various other local high school and college The concert will be proceeded by a any Ticketmaster location. For further teams and TV. We are low man on the Sincerely yours, Prairie Home Companion and Green information, call 553-5968 . sports totem pole in an already saturated H.P. Harris

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March 8 -Informational Workshop on Apartheid; No Previous Experience Needed 12:00 noon, J.C. Penney Building. Educational Theatre March 21 - Board of Curators meeting, HERE, at UMSL. Protest against University of Missouri in­ For more information, call 553-5733 or vestments in South Africa. stop by 105 Benton Hall. - For more info. orto pick up and sign petitions, con- tact the UMSL Student Association, 262 U. Center, 553-5105 or the Associated Black Collegians 254 « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « U.-Center, 553-5731. '. ' page 6 CURREfn'-Feb. 28 , 1985 . Liberal arts grads face betterjob market (CPS) - When, Iowa State arts grads is rea£hing new highs, not benefit from that increase. "To deny the existence of busi­ Lindquist warned. University senior Jeannette it could mean the end of what· In fact, both Lindquist's survey ness courses and become "The liberal arts graduate' Fielder recently walked into a some administrators have and a similar study by Michigan ostrich-like is to be myopic to the should have experience with job interview with some conser­ dubbed the "taxi-driver syn­ State University placement point of being insufferable," almost any activity." 'vative bankers she figured she drome:" the specter of bright, director Jack Shingleton, show didn't have a c'hance. She was, overqualified humanities the number of job offers to after all, an English major. graduates who drive taxis while liberal arts grads ",!ill decline "I said 'Do you realize that I waiting for 'meaningful' jobs that slightly this year. Nominations sought for haven't had any finance classes?' never materialize. The surveys, however, focus And they said 'No problem. We'll But others say the increase i~ on large firms' recruitment train you,''' Fielder recalled. job offers for liberal arts . plans and may not reflect inte­ science teaching awards "They all said they wished they graduates is no larger than for rest by small firms in liberal Nominations for science level awards. State awardees had been a liberal arts student. graduates in other disciplines. arts majors. teacher candidates are currently "They felt their perspective "I'd like to believe that will receive citations of merit Stanford University liberal being sought for the 1985 Presi­ and become the official state was so narrow. I was tickled." employers have come around to arts graas began doing better in ,dential Awards for Excellence in Fielder, who will go to work for the advantages of liberal arts candidates for the Presidential the job market in 1980 despite Science Teaching. The pro­ Awards. the bank after graduation this graduates," said Gary McGrath, surveys showing a general poll in gram's goal is to identify and spring was, in fact, interviewed the career development director One of the two state awardees student job prospects at the reward excellence in . science will be selected for the national by about 10 corporations. fo r liberal arts majors at the time. teaching. University of Minnesota. "But Presidential Awards which will Though her case may not be One hundred sixteen firms " Teachers may be nominated typical, college placement, that's not the case." be made at a conference in interviewed liberal arts majors by their colleagues, adminis­ Washington, D.C. He or she will officials across the country McGrath said an improved that year compared to only 11 trators, students or student's report that the number of firms economy is the reason more receive a certificate signed by four years earlier. parents. Nomination forms and the president and a $5 ,000 grant looking to hire liberal arts grads employers are interested in Similar increases were report­ general information can be is up substantially over last liberal arts grads. from the National Science Foun­ ed at other schools. obtained from Dr. Charles R. dation will be made to the select­ year. "When the economy improves, The proliferation of practical Granger, chairperson of the "Even major corporations are employers are willing to look at a ed teacher's school district for courses in liberal arts curricula, State Science Selection Subcom­ use in its science program. now giving an increasingly sin­ more diverse group of and an increasing realization mittee, departments of biology cere look at liberal arts applicants," he said. The Presidential Awards for that the technical skills required and education, UMSL, 8001 Excellence in Science Teaching graduates," reported Victor Lin­ The College Placement Coun­ in business can be taught on the Natural Bridge Road, St. Louis, quist, who directs Northwestern cil's annual survey of major cor­ program is administered for the job helped liberal arts grads, ca­ Mo 63121. Completed White House by the National University's career placement porations indicates business reer placement officials say. nominations must be received by center and is the author of an executives plan to hire 8 percent Science Foundation through the However, many liberal arts March 20 .- The final applications National Science Teachers annual report tracking job more grads this year than last. majors are still said to suffer in are due May 1. offers nationwide. Other surveys, however, sug­ Association in cooperation with the job market because of a fixa­ The state selection committee the University of Missouri-St. Lindquist said the increasing gest that liberal arts majors will tion on one subject. will choose two teachers for state interest in liberal arts graduates Louis. is part of a trend that began in about 1980 . Liberal arts grads "tend to have marketable communica­ tion skills, both written and oral, analytical tools, and tend to be more trainable," he explained. , Small businesses are also hir­ ing more this year, and are more receptive to liberal arts grads than to grads with technical or specialized degrees, who may demand higher salaries. "It's hard for a liberal arts graduate to convince a major corporation that he or she has valuable skills," Judith Kayser of the College Placement Coun­ cil said. "But with a mom and pop operation, it's easier to get the time to sell yourself." If the trend in favor of liberal

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Hulda Grobman - not just a chancellor's wife prised the question was ever time curriculum evaluator. Steve Brawley Mrs. Grobman, a first resident reporter asked. Grobman is aware that most chancellors' wives don't educator at SLU's medical While they were datLlg, Arnold work outside the home. He said it school, has the primary function and Hulda Grobman often dis­ is much more common for the of evaluating, the school's cussed their plans for the future. wives to do volunteer work. curriculum. She has also been During those discussions Arnold However it is apparent that he instrumental in developing told his wife to be that he thought could never imagine his wife courses in human sexuality and her plans for the fu ture were conforming to those standards. communications at the univer­ strange, but that he could cope "At national meetings she sity. with them. would rather sit· in on sessions As she looks back, Mrs. Grob­ Forty-six years later, Mrs. with me than go shopping with man concludes that her career Arnold B. Grobman remembers the other wives," the chancellor has come full circle. Not only has those ' early years, but today - said of his wife. she taught classes, she has being a professor, wife, mother, One reason he might have created new ones. and the first lady of a university thought her plans were strange, In addition to her educational doesn't seem strange to her at when they were dating, might career, Mrs. Grobman is listed in all. . stem from his upbringing. He "Who's Who in America," has Mrs. Hulda Grobman, wife of recalled that as a child during the editorships with various UMSL chancellor Arnold Grob­ Depression, his moth-er thought educational newsletters and man, has always fit into one or that it was "a shame" that wives journals, and serves as a consul­ more of these categories, which' had to work. Yet in today's world tant to publishing houses, often overlapped. A recent study of "Mr. Moms" he noted that universities, and institutes notes that about one third of all things have changed. throughou't the world. chancellors' wives work outside Since they both have similar There are few corners of the the home. However, Mrs. Grob­ educational backgrounds, find­ world that she and her husband man, a professor of health educa­ ing one another suitable jobs has have not traveled to. She has tion at St. Louis University always been a challenge. Follow­ given papers and participated in Medical School, remembers ing their own, as well as univer-t conferences in Jerusalem, the when this wasn'j the case. sal university standards, they ' Phillippines, Latin America, and Mrs. Grobman said that not so agreed never to work at the same Asia, to name a few. At home in many years ago it was con­ university. They always have the states her experiences have sidered inappropriate fo'r wives sought out jobs in communities been just as interesting. to work outside the home. Mrs. with at least two nearby While living in Florida, she WORKING WOMAN: Hulda Grobman, wife of UMSL Chan­ Grobman, who has a Ph.D. in universities. j was a political columnist for a cellor Arnold B. Grobman, holds many jobs which include being education, said, "People don't Even though they do not work 1 Gainesville newspaper and was a professor, wife, mother and the first lady of the university. realize the drastic nature of the ' together, they do keep each other ' defeated by a mere 100 votes in change:" informed on recent educational her effort to become the first anyone for her defeat, but she spring of 1975, she didn't reafize Once at a dinner party Mrs. trends. "We stimulate each woman to serve on the city Com­ does have a story to tell. She saio the work that lay ahead of her. Grobman was asked if her hus­ other's thinking," the chancellor mission. She said that she was that her campaign signs wert' Since the previous chancellor did band objected to her being away said of their' relationship. viewed as a "Yankee woman" orange and black and read "Vote not entertain on the scale that from home and having a career. The chancellor has reason to because a woman's role was very For Hulda". But even her hus­ she planned to, she was faced She smiled· and said, "I have be proud of his wife. Mrs. Grob­ traditional at that time. She said ' band wouldn't put one on his car. with the dilemma of starting never asked him, but when I go man, who said that she is the only that, it was onsidered unlady- 1 He thought that "Vote For Mrs . from scratch. 'home I will." person she knows of who start-ed like to notice such things as out­ Grobman" would have been more The 3,000 guests who filter Chancellor Grobman, who this ' a teaching career as a full pro­ door privys, let alone try and get appropriate. th~ough the chancellor's spring will celebrate his tenth fessor, was one of the country's ' rid of them. When Mrs. Grobman took over year at the university, was sur- first educators to become a full- She doesn't seem to blame as UMSL's first lady, in the See "Grobman," page

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Steve Brawley reporter I was most surprised, while interviewing Mrs. Grobman for this HOME SWEET HOME: (Left) week's feature, when she interrupted my questioning and suggested Arnold and Hulda Grobman that I bring along my reporter's notebook while she gave me a tour of ,are UMSL's first man and lady. the offical UMSL Chancellor's Residence. I had just asked her about (Below) the UMSL Chan­ some of the trips she and the chancellor have made around the world. cellor's. Residence contains But she did not answer my question. everything from Brazilian So with notebook in hand, I followed my guide into the main recep­ voodoo idols to the fossilized tion room of the house, which is used, as most of the rooms are, for for­ : remains of a 60 million year mal entertaining. I was led to a set of bookcases filled with dozens of old fish. objects, any of which could be found in a museum. Items such as a fossilized palm heart, fossilized remains of 60 million year old fish, and pre-Colombian pottery fill the shelves. A collection of Brazilian voodoo idols have a shelf to themselves. According to Mrs. Grobman they keep watch over the campus. Over the reception room mantle hangs an oil painting of Mrs. Grob­ man's grandfather, a distinguished looking Russian immigr ant. She recalled that at one of their official UMSL gatherings she overheard the guests asking each other if the man in the painting was a former senator or governor? Traveling across the hall, we entered a kitchen that could accom­ modate the best of cooks. It is a large sunny room, complete with a panoramic view of the campus an d containing the most practical con­ veniences for large-scale food preparation. There are two disk­ washers, a commercial size oven that can bake some 60 Cornish hens ' at once, and three walk-in freezers. Mrs. Grobman pointed out, however, that these 50- , 18-and 10- cubic-foot freezing compartments are far from status symbols. She said that as she prepared for one of her first parties, a case of crab­ meat fell off the top shelf of the freezer and hit her on the head. However today the chancellor's kitchen is a safe place, with ample storage rOO!1l available on lower shelves. Ten years ago when the Grobmans came to the university, Mrs. Grobman saw that freezer space wasn't the biggest problem: the size' of the original chancellor's residence was. The original chancellor's residence was sold at the advice of Mrs. Grobman because it wasn't large enough to accommodate the number of peopl e that she anticipated having to entertain. At the time of their arrival a larger house down the street was for , sale. So with the funds from the sale of the old residence and a grant, the.present residence in Bellerive Acres was bought. - See I'House," page 8 page 8 CURRENT Feb. 28, 1985 Tivoli to present Good acting doesn't save play

Steve Givens Howartl Fox. Fox paraded _ out for. Hitchcock Festival theater critic around on stage with great lines Tom was played by Paul -" like: "Don't suppose you ever Darren Elkin. One of the fun­ paced, breezy gem, "To Catch a 'One way to fill a theater is to been in love with a four-fo,ot niest scenes of the play hap­ Nick Pacino Thief" (1955), with cat burgler ,select a well-written play, cast film critic pens between these two Cary Grant and chic Grace Kelly, a group of talented actors and characters when Joe decides he on the Riviera. Hitchcock fans then stage a flawless perform­ play wants to have a contest to see Coming up at the Tivoli may need oxygen by this time. ance. Another way is to choose a which one of them can put the Theater for the next several days Wednesday March _13, the poorly-written, disjointed play • most pieces of tutti-frutti bub­ is an Alfred Hitchcock Festival ,Webster University Film Series written for 24 characters and reView ble gum in their mouth at one that will put your palms in over­ continues its super schedule with then fill the theater with plenty time. The scene grows funnier · drive. Friday and Saturday it's two more classics. At 7 p.m. of family and friends. midget? rll never forget her if I and funnier as their mouths get the Master's stark-black com- "Citizen Kane" (1941) is presen- \ The latter seemed to be the live to be 60! " (he was 58). fuller . and their speech ted, the. trend-setting movie by case Friday night as I watched Chris Stolte turned in a very becomes more impaired. and with Orson Welles, Joseph the UniverSity Player's third admirable performance as Erwin won me over with his -film Cotton and Agnes Morehead. production of the season, _ Nick, the owner of the San Fran­ ability to portray all the dif­ Welles' first movie, and hailed William Saroyan's "The Time cisco bar where most of the play ferent sides of Joe - alcoholic, classics as his best, is the intriguing story of Your Life." ' takes place. Stolte's comic protector, father-figure and of a newspaper mogul's (Welles) It's not that I didn't enjoy the delivery was smooth and per- benefactor. edy, "Psycho:' (1960), with ascendency to power, while cor­ play - I did - but Saroyan's . '\ fectly timed. He played a very Two good comic performan­ Anthony Perkins, Janet Leigh rupting all those around him. script did nothing for me. The believable tough guy with a soft ces were turned in by Greg and Vera Miles, coupled with Oscars to Welles and Herman J. play's lack of unity is what spot in him for his family and Barnes and J . Hulsey-Mazur. "Marnie" (1964), the twisted Mankiewicz for Best Writing bothered me the most. I felt as the patrons of his . Barnes proved very successful story of kleptomania with Sean. (Screenplay), and nominations if I was watching a series of establishment. as Dudley, a man with an eter­ Connery and Tippi Hendren. for Best Picture, Welles for B'est very enjoyable, but totally The best all-around perform- nallook of pain on his face. The Sunday and Monday brings the, Actor and Director. unrelated scenes. ance of the night has to go to reason for Dudley's pain was a classic for voyeurs, "Rear Win- . Second on the bill, at,9:15 p.m. What made the performance George Erwin for his portrayal cute little nurse named Elsie dow" (1954) with Jimmy Stewart is , "Stagecoach" (1939), another enjoyable were the performan- of Joe, an alcoholic gambler Mandelspiegal, portrayed by and Grace Kelly; also playing is historic landmark film for subse­ ces of several individuals. By who spends his days and nights Pamela Mangosing. Mazur was an early A. H. family mystery, quent Western, directed by far the most enjoyable charac- at Nick's wasting his money on hilarious as Harry, a "natural "Shadow of a Doubt" (1947 ) with genius John Ford. With John ter in the play was Kit Carson, toys, gum and panatella cigars Joseph Cotton, Teresa Wright Wayne, Claire Trevor and wonderfully portrayed . by B. that he sends his sidekick Tom See "Play," page 9 and Hume Cronyn. . Thomas Mitchell, this is about Tuesday and Wednesday the intense interaction between brings Hitchcock's most unusual passengers on a stagecoach, as it film, and his first in color, travels through dangerous House "Rope" (1947), with James • territory. from page 7 also mentioned that the upkeep donated to the university by Mrs. Stewart and Farley Granger. The Romance, Indian attack, hard of the residence is done by the Grobman in memory of her hus­ entire movie was shot in 10 drinking : . . this one has it all, The Grobmans, then, are the university as well. However if band. The reasoning behind this minute segments to give the feel­ along with a great script, lots of first Chancellor'S family to you 're thinking that Mrs. Grob­ donation is sentimental. You see, ing of smooth movement. Second realistic action and splendid act­ occupy this three-level tudor man is without total responsibili­ Mrs . Grobman met her husband on the bill is a British release, ing. This movie also propelled that overlooks the university. ty, you might be surprised. It is because the chancellor played "Frenzy" (1972), with Jon Finch Wayne to stardom. Mitchell Most of the decorating has been Mrs. Grobman's job to arrange pool with her brother while they and Barry Foster, about a suave earned an Oscar for Best Sup­ done by Mrs. Grobman, and thus all the details for official univer­ were both in graduate school. strangler and the innocent man porting Actor, as did the music most of the furnishings are their sity entertaining. Everything suspected of the crimes. score. The film was nominated own personal belongings. from the menu selection to the As I followed my guide up Next Thursday, March 7 the for Best Picture. Showing at In the entry hall is a floral arrangements are careful­ stairs and through hallways, I comedy-thriller, "North by Winifred Moore Auditorium, 470 grandfather clock handmade for ly attended to by the chancellor's realized that my unanswered Northwest" (1959) is featured, E. Lockwood Avenue. Mrs. Grobman by one of her· pro­ wife. The university does employ question was being answered. starring Cary Grant, Eva Marie An interesting Sidelight: David fessors. Other objects displayed one full-time housekeeper to Everywhere we went she pointed Saint and James Mason in a deli­ Kinder, the prolific film coor- in .the hall are personal family help Mrs. Grobman maintain the out objects that s.he and her hus­ cious double-agent spy tale. heirlooms, passed down to Mrs. house. And only during official band have collected. Tables from Along with it is another fast- See "Classics," page 9 Grobman by her family. In the university functions are other the Orient, Navaho rugs, cloth art main dining room are two dining people employed to help the from South America, and tables sitting upon a brightly Grobmans attend to their enter­ numerous other museum quality Grobman colored oriental rug. In the din­ taining duties. objects are ' displayed under ing room display case, a set of The lower level of the gallery lighting so that each and educating them about the piece appears equal to the from page 7 university. At official and unoffi­ eight intricately carved gods residence is d,esigned with enter­ reign - one of the many presents taining in mind. The bar is others. residence each year require that cial gatherings in the Grobman given to Mrs. Grobman by the situated in a room large enough entertainment supplies be home, people look out of the win­ The Grobmans will soon be chancellor from his worldwide to be used for dancing. Across bought on a large scale. Mrs. dows of the solarium and say, leaving on another journey, and I journeys. one wall is the bar that is Grobman discovered that buying "Oh , what a beautiful campus." am almost certain that when they . If overnight guests stay at the decorated in the background by by the case wasn't going to be so These people, s.be said, are a 'arrive back at the residence residence, the Grobmans don't the challcellor's collection of easy. Since she was buying as an blend of bUSinessmen, some display shelves will be have to worry about privacy. The exotic fish. Running the full individual, she couldn't get into educators, and civic and cultural rearranged to make room for just house has its own guest apart­ length of another wall sits a wholesale houses. Her solution ' leaders. All of which she admits one more object. ment. And if the visiting parties bench donated to' UMSL by Saint to this problem gives insight into are being "wooed to give UMSL a . get an urge for a midnight snack Louis University at Mrs. Grob­ Now I understand why Mrs. her ingenuity. good word." man's urging. Grobman suggested that I take a She had calling cards printed Though her life has been ca­ all they have to do is open a set of The billiard room is lined with that read, "Hulda Grobman, reer oriented, her concerns for French doors and prepare some­ tour of the Chancellor's photographs taken by the Grob­ ,Residence. By walking through manager, Chancellor'S both her children, and those of . thing in the apartment's own mans on their many trips. One Residence." The funny part, she the future are traditional. The mini-kitchen. their private yet public home, I picture is a view of the horizon observed what it is like to be said, wasn't that it got her foot criticism that working mothers Mrs. Grobman pointed out that taken from the Grobmans' one UMSL's first couple. I never into the wholesale houses, but draw bothers Mrs. Grobman. the guest apart~nt's acre of property in the Virgin could have seen this merely by that the university's print shop "The quality of time spent with kitchenette was constructed by Islands. The billiard table was asking questions. thought it was a joke. the children isn't taken as rele­ ~ome of UMSL's craftsmen. She Entertaining is just one of Mrs. vant," she said. Grobman's offical duties. Mrs. UMSL's first lady, mother of Grobman said that students don't two, was concerned that her see the focus 'of her work, which children should have proper role is as mu ~ h off as it is on campus. . models. 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7189 Manchester Rd • Wash U Campus. 7711 Clayton Rd. ' - (Mane Location) equal opportunity employer mil 645-1145 727-8143 • Feb. 28, 1985 CURRENT page 9. 'Magaziru1' offers pure entertainment Rocky, " choice, I imagined you hear the documents a fly-by-night language we don't know"? Could columnist Mark Sardgett very same voice, When I speak to romance she struggles to it be that simple? I think I saw pop music critic you, You say, 'That's just my release. "He don't want me, Oh ' stuff like this in "Helter reach goals Rickie Lee Jones , imagination' Oh no, no, no, It you better wise up girl, You bet­ Skelter." ' must be love." Springing with ter get smart, You better hide As strange as the last passage The Magazine Mike Luczak Warner Bros, zest and power and driven by Jef­ your heart, He's a runaround." may sound, th~ other two features/arts editor frey P~var ' s clipping guitar work Throughout the remainder of "Rorschachs" are just as tedious **** "The Magazine," the fury is tem­ to grasp, The music ranges from It's early in the morning in "You think that nobody knows . . pered into deli Gate, thought­ native Greek sounds to very Philadelphia. An alarm clock where you are girl? You think musIc ' evoking selections as in deep, moody piano textures. It rings, ~nd Rocky Balboa, a that nobody knows how this feels, • "Prelude to Gravity," a moving ' follows the same pattern in seemingly washed tip boxer, alone in a world of your own?" review piano piece, haunted by a breathy "Deep Space," asomber number, wakes up. Slowly, he staggers laments Rickie Lee Jones, string orchestration, approach­ with a synthesizer pervasive in to the refrigerator and takes ing like sunrise, and withdrawing out a couple of eggs,breaking perhaps meditating over her own and a bounding rhythm track, it's almost a religious manner. like sunset. This cut then them into a glass. Gallantly, feelings and emotions on "The probably the best song offered. There are so many hidden releases its energy into he gulps them down. Soon Magazine," a collection of ran­ It's also an example of the great treasures buried between the "Gravity," another'jazz progres­ Rocky will be fighting the dom, stream-of-consciousness music encompassing subtle yet lines of "The Magazine" that its sion, short on melody yet long on fight of his life, for which he_ thought, whic'h reads like a passionate lyrics. true meanings will always be maze. style and substance. The title unclear unless its author has only a few months to The jive ignites in "Juke Box track evolves in much the same releases some kind of scorecard prepare. Confusing or not, the music Fury," dribbling in the beginning contained on the album weaves manner, building and tearin) to differentiate the players. with Jones pouting out words, down, experimenting with dif­ and laces through the clutter of then progressing into a full , alive -Throughout the album though, words with a blend of punctual ferent moods, different a touch chorus complete with a tasty melodies. the music is so vibrant in parts, jazz, upbeat doo-wop, and pen­ horn chart. so stirring in others, and it's sive, pervasive piano The wording and even the In the song "The Real End," a music become clouded and much to the credit of Rickie Lee of class movements. "The Magazine" is a Jones and her superstar list 'of doo-wop street corner romp uncertain on the remaining pre­ It's early in the morning in deeply personal essay and its again is fulfilled by an appetizing sessionmen (Steve Gadd, Steve appetizing style, tight produc­ sentations. Just who is the St. Louis. An alarm clock buz­ brass arrangement, properly "weird beast" in "The Weird Lukather, Jeff Pocaro, Dean zes, and suddenly I awake. I tion, and expressive keyboard, funked by Buzz Feiten's guitar. Parks, Victor Feldman, and Greg work and singing of Rickie Lee Beast," the third of three , wipe the sleep from my eyes. I The lyrics however, leave a lot to "Rorschachs," a conglomeration Phillinganes - to name several) stagger to the refrigerator Jones triumph over all the be desired. With words like and the smooth production is vague meanings. of intimate experiences and and take out a couple of "Treat him special all the time, visions? Could it really be Death handled by Jones and James oranges, peeling them with "It Must Be Love" is a graceful, . Make him some catfish, fry it up Newton Howard. Indeed, "The my fingers. I squeeze the juice Magazine's" charm can provide ' seductive venture, perhaps one in bed, Don't leave him hangin' she speaks of as she proclaims, , into a glass. Gallantly, I gulp enough solid pure entertainment even the listener can un~erstand , on the telephone line." "Will he-kill the Czar? Draw the , the juice down, see'ds and all. with its blind sense of love; "Cuz I In "Runaroup.d," which starts Weird Beast everywhere you go, that it overcomes the cloak of In only four hours ' I am mystery surrounding its intent. imagined this kind of wonderful out sluggish" Rickie Lee Jones Death speaks the foreign scheduled to take th,e test of my life. Rocky is now in sweatpants. Play Classics He walks out of his htluse. Slowly, he begins jogging. In from page 8 as the philosophical longsho~e­ didn;t say a word until near the . from page 8 the background, a theme man, McCarthy; James Chmiel end of the play, finally beats the song begins. born dancer" with two left feet dinator at Webster University, as the uncertain cop, Krupp; and pinball machine and then rants After eating I put on my and a knack for not being funny . tells me that the reason for Chuck Lawless as the irritating and raves for five minutes about lucky jeans, and grab my "I can be funny , but they won't coupling these two classics vice cop, Blick. the virtues of attacking life's French book. I walk out of my laugh," he says. He wasn't funny , together was Orson Welles problems and sticking with them house and jump in my car. I but that didn't keep the audience claimed to have, been so until you beat them. His speech start up my engine, and turn from laughing. He was very impressed by "Stagecoach" that The most moving per­ drew spontaneous, well­ on the stereo. Ironically, the effective. he saw it 40 times. It sounds formance of the play deserved applause from the song "Bang Your Head" The most moving performance plausible, for when asked once audience. Willie was portrayed comes on. of the play was given by Martha was given by Martha .which directors appealed to him by Dave Halloran. The music grows louder as Casey-Philipp, who played Kitty, Casey-Philip, who 'most, Welles said, "The old mas­ Rocky begins jogging faster. ters ... by which I mean John. a streetwalker trying to go played Kitty, a street- - It sounds like I really enjoyed I reach the highway. I begin Ford, John Ford, and John Ford." , straight and escape the image the play, but I just kept thinking driving faster and turn up that society has given her. walker trying to go If you are interested in getting on' straight. there was something missing. I the music. Philipp was believable and her didn't know what it was right Dave's mailing list for a film After jogging for several character's message was one of away, but I think I know now. In schedule, call him at 968-7487. hours, Rocky is now at the bot­ the few meaningful ones in the Only one performance drew the words of the Arab, played by Videotapes ' tom of the steps of the · play. applause in the middle of the Jacob Livshits, it had, "no foun­ Philadelphia Art Museum. He Excellent performances were play. Willie, a quiet kid who dation, all the way down the Edited from the 180 hours of begins his long trudge also given by David Woodmansee played the pinball machine and line." ABC Sports coverage, "1984 upward, hoping to reach the Summer Olympics Highlights" top. As he grows nearer, he is a collection of the 23rd Olym­ stumbles. Gasping for breath,'" piad's most dramatic events. Rocky finally crawls to the Beginning with a report on the top. Olympic torch relay across the After driving for an hour, I United ,States, it proceeds to the ; park my car on UMSL's park­ opening, extravaganza. : ing lot and begin running Some of the exciting segments toward the steps near the include Jeff Blatnick's hea~t- I cafeteria. Huffing and puffing rending wrestling victory, CarJ I climQ the steps and make it Lewis and Edwin Moses in their to the cafeteria. track triumphs, Mary Lou Ret­ Rocky is now seen workin~ ton, Greg Louganis and a collec­ out in the gym. He does push­ tion of basketball teams playing: ups and sit-ups, physically one another. Naturally it ends; exerting himself to his limit. with the impresSive bombastic The fight grows nearer. finale. A must for fans of the ' Sitting in the cafeteria, I Olympics. Color. 1984. 90 min. begin studying for my French GET MORE OUT OF YOUR SUMMER VHS/Beta. Continental Video. test. Nervously, I fiddw with THAN JUST MONEY. the front cover of my French Paul Winfield, Cicely Tyson, I book, trying to take in all the Kevin Hooks and' James Best knowledge that I can. At the Most srudents use the summer to get in better financial shape for the next school give superb performances that same time, I also move my , year. Some get into good physical shape at the same time. And a few get a head start on elevate "Sounder," a story about legs up and down, as the ten­ their futures. a black Louisiana sharecropping sion begins to build in my family during the Depression, to" body. I look at my watch. I We're Army ROTC. And we offer you six weeks of hard work this summer which a classic. ' will help you in all three ways ... have only an hour left before Based on William H. the test. · . . financia ll y. With $650 plus free room and board. With ftom $2000 co $5000 Armstrong's popular children's , Rocky, who is now in a more during your next two years of college. And with opportunities for full-tuition novel, director Martin Ritt draws butcher shop, pounds his fists scholarships. a moving and stimulating picture ! up against a side of be·ef. At of the problems faced by these first, he had done this to · .. physically. With a regular conditioning schedule and challenging outdoor families. release his frustrations, but activities like rappelling and marksmanship. Winfield and Tyson earned now he has incorporated it into · . . for your future. With leadership experiences and new self-confidence. With a Oscar nominations, as did his workout. He does this chance to earn an Army officer's commission while you continue your chosen screenwriter Lonne Elder III. because he hopes it will college studies. And with additional job opportunities, part time in the Army Also the film was nominated for ' toughen his hands. Reserve or National Guard, or full time on active duty after graduation. Best Picture. Superb family I walk into the bathroom to entertainment. Paramount throw water on my face. I look Put your summer into shape coday. Apply for Army ROTC summer leadership Home, Video. VHS/Beta. Color. training. And begin your future as an Army officer. around and then after noticing. ' 105 min. - ' no one is around, I begin The answer from last column ' pounding my head up against was ... Bing Crosby, as Father the wall. I do this hoping to O'MalleY, wears a St. Louis revive my brain, which seems ARMY ROTC. BE ALL YOU CAN BE. Brown's jacket and cap in the to be clinically dead. classic, "Going My Way" (1944) , ' It is the night before the To reserve your spot at the leadership camp and start your application con­ This week's stumper is . . . born fight and Rocky is sleeping' Sarah Jane Fulks 71 years ago in with his·. girlfriend. He tells I tact Brian Knox at 553-5176 or stop by the Blue Metal Office Building and see St. Joseph, Mo ., this Oscar­ her that he doesn't expe~t to me for further details. winning star plays a matriarch See "_Rocky," page 11 1 on a prime-t~~e TV soap. -page 10 CURRENT Feb. 28 , 1985 Drug abuse becomes society's major concern [Editor's note: This article was financial problems, and the The effects of drug abuse varv 'perception t9 pain, irrational stimulants that may cause written by Judith Dempster, a possibility of hurting or from person to person, depend­ behavior and distortion of hallucinations, confusion', physi­ lecturer from the School of injuring others. ing on the user's physical and , reality. cal and/or psychological depen­ Nursing.] A drug overdose is possible emotional condition and the drug There are many commonly dence, heart problems, lung Drug misuse or abuse has due to uncertain purity, strength, or drugs being abused. Signs of abused drugs. Marijuana, also lesions and death. Depressants become a major concern in our or type of drug you get illegally, drug abuse may be subtle and called pot, grass, weed and and barbituates (downers, blues; society today, as almost to increased tolerance which may occur over a long period 0; hashish (hash), alter mood and goof balls), alcohol, tran­ everyone is exposed to the requires more of a drug to get the time, or may be dramatic and perception - often with confu­ quilizers (valium, librium), and temptation to try drugs. same effect, and to certain occur rapidly. Generally, signs or sion and loss of coordination. methaqualone (quads, ludes, If you misuse or abuse drugs, I deadly combinations of drugs - drug abuse include mood Long term use can cause damage soapers) may cause confusion, you risk drug dependence or barbituates and alcohol. An over­ changes, restlessness, confu­ to lung tissue and psychological lethargy, loss of coordination, addiction to them, ill health, dose can result in psychoses, sion, drowsiness, "drunken­ dependence. Amphetamines irrational behavior. and overdose, accidents from loss of convulsions, coma, permanent ness," lethargy, pinpoint or (speed, uppers, pep pills) and self control, personal, legal and · brain damage or death. dilated pupils ofthe eyes, alter:,ed cocaine (coke, snow, flake) afe See "Drugs," page 11

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For Sale Needed: a new President for the Non­ MikeB., Budi, Ozzie, 1977 Chevy Monza. Bronze 4-speed, Conformist Club. Submit your nomina­ Remember your blonde ·editing Happy Birthday to you, Happy Thanks alot! lowe you one! If you runs great. Asking __$1500, or make tion today. partner in last semester's Freshman Birthday to you, Happy Birthday Dear ever need me to stop by the bathroom offer. Cyfabaanc Compoclass (8:00)? I would like to have Budi, Happy Birthday to you. for you - just ask! a discreet fling with you. Please Friends from ISO Madonna Miyata ten-speed bicycle, Personals contact! specifications: 2Hnch frame and 27- To the brunette in the lounge between Tootie, Nancy, inch wheel rims; very good condition; 12:30 and 1, have fun in chemistry Dear Mu-Mus, Where have you been? We haven't Thanks for talking me into gOing to We predict you'll shed your shrouds package deal includes: silica light- . eleven., I have eyes for you. seen you for at least two weeks. It's Florida. Ifs gonna be great! Just on Monday! Why waste all that sun? weight, high-pressure conformal tube Chern 12 okay to come see us now because the remember N-O-T-A-D in order to keep pump; steel-toe racing clips; high­ Affectionately you rs, doctor said the radiation levels are it classy. The Twigs powered Berec battery, charged To the Androids: lower now. Kelly head lamp; water bottle; etc. Cost new Pay retrib.ution or the masked , Hacky and Sack $250, will take $150. 42"9-1312. marauders will surely get you. Same to Congratulations to the new officers of Mikey, you Humans! the Mu-Mu club, Christine-President, To the palm reader and ex-Rolla Well only 22 more days to go! Let's Signed: Terry-food and beverage, Diane-social student, go shopping now. I need it bad! And Help Wanted chairman, Gina-pick-up service and Being with my future roommates has Mike, I·think I want all five! The Student Work Assignment Pro­ Lord of the Universe Keevan-member at largel Best luck for been great! We can build our empire gram, SWAP, is looking for a student(s) a prosperous Spring Break. and rule over the water heads. Our first Greek Week Fever! Catch It! Watch for to work in our office 15 to 20 hours per Scootoi- Love, project will have to be building a road the Mu-Mu Club during Greek Week! week on a work study assignment or as Thank~ for making Valentine's day The Inter-sorority happy hour club that you won't slide down. ( The Mu-Mu Club a volunteer. Must be able to type 40 and the last five months so speCial (and fun!) There are surprises for you too! Love always, wpm. Interested? Contact SWAP at Pikes Once: Dear Lustful, 553-5317. All my love, The Housewife Di God was merciful last time. Will he be Your taunting of Mr. Pewitt is no lon­ so nice the nex!? Congratulations to Jill, Mary, Julie, ger humorous. You have dr i v~n him to UMSL student owning janitorial com­ Faithfully, the brink of looney-tunes. Either reveal pany seeks additional workers. Mon­ Miss Monsanto: Lorna, Jackie, Vony, Lisa, and Kelly. No, not me, you look absolutely Pikes Twice You have chosen the best fraternity to yourself to Ken or the Xerox Molestor day - Friday (flexible), 6 pm-l1 pm, lest I wrath on you! $3.60 per hour. Call Steve 645- 2260. maavelous! By the way, Dave thinks his be a little sister for. Lots of luck. chances of you going out with him are Pikes Twice: Love, The Xerox Molestor Way to go! All of us are way above Research Assistant: Competent, . next to none now that you saw his The Brothers of Sigma Pi gunl average - even If sometimes our Chris, degree individual to help candidate scores aren't! Let's keep up the great Jurrlee To the good looking blonde who drives Well we're going again. Daytona seeking Doctoral or Master degree in attendance and keep striking! Beach here we come! Are you ready for gathering necessary data. Call be­ the dark maroon chevy blazer. How The Harris Stowaways played their bout slowing down a little. so we could a cool buzz and some tasty waves?? tween 6:00-8:00 pm. 532-2039. Interested in Daytona Beach? See ya at the beachl first game last week in which they beat get together for lunch? Respond if DZ closet )Noman the Chicago Blitz 13-4 before a record Find out about the real trip, The Pike interestedl PRESCHOOL TEACH.ER Daybridge trip. Come up next Wednesday, March Learning Center. Excellent working breaking crowd of 7351 . The team put . .. Small silver truck on an impressive show conSisting of 6 for all the details. It's yOU! Spring on HWY70! To Mikey the TA: conditions, full-time, part-time, sub­ Break, don't settle for anything less What does "TA" stand for in your stitute. 4150 South Cloverleaf Drive, former members of the Math than the besl. Joe in Stats: case? SI. Peters, MO 63301 . 928-5711 . • intramural team. CYFABAANC Pi Kappa Alpha Too bad we didn't have lab last week, but I'm still watching you. Have you Diane, Kelly (DZ), Miscellaneous Sue, figured out who I am? I love your smile Thanks for being such a great friend. Is school getting you down? Feeling You do have sexy feet. I'm still wait­ How are your studies going? I hear and eyes. Can we get together soon? It will be great working with you on like you need someone to talk with? ing for the moonwalk on my back. you better get your head out of the sun Still admiring. exec this year! Drop by Peer Counseling at 427 SSB The "Oz" Breaker and into your booksl Only 22 days left Kelly or call us at 553-5711 . We're here to till we leave for Daytona Beach! Steve: A Plaza Playboy listen and to help. Maggie; I see you had on those HOT Are you sure you don't want to watch Tell your mom to get on the ball and camouflage pants again! What do you . the sun rise? Just think with no o"'~ on Driving to Daytona? Leaving on March '. relay my messages, or else I'll never To the Pike Playboy, want to know? I will tell you I sit in the the beach you could draw me that big Put on your stud threads because 22? We're looking for some fellow speak to you again! no-smoking section. By the way, what one in the sandi motorcycle riders to make the trip. Call Impatient Lew and the guys are only 32 more does FCP stand for? ? Marc at 994-0248. days. Oh so very interested Paul Wanted: Several lewd, crude, PSE Pro­ Why go to Rolla? Spend a party fessionals? who were so obnoxious at N.A.D., weekend at Sigma Pi. Parties both . Mikey Get involved - Come to the UMSL Uncle Bills that they caused a deeply We have both been acting very nights - March 15 and 16. Show up at Only 22 days left and we'll be Psychology Club meetings on MarG:h 5 religious waitress to act half crazed. immature. I'm tired of behaving like 8:30 with plenty of green. headed for the beach!! I knew I'd be at 1 2:30 or on March 6 at noon in room Waves are now illegal in South st. this. We were good friends, until things climbing on that busl Don't forget your 337 SH. We welcome all newcomers. Louis. got out of hand. Let's just be friends, I K. Whitt: toga - I don't want to be the only one like things the way they were. Please Where have you been lately? I've got bar hoppin' in one! Wanted: Tennis partner, advanced or Jeannette Darling, respond personally. Friends? plenty of news to tell you. Why don't we Love, intermediate to play evenings or I must say that you looked smashing J.K.T. have lunch sometime? Call me weekends. A Daytona Bound DZ because I don't know your new phone in t~at red chinese shirt last Thursday. To all Cadets, number. (You didn't tell me you were It brings out the "Blush" in your Funshine Boys, Are you sick of legalized murder (abor­ cheeks! The drill meet is around the corner­ moving!) Where's the beach? We'll meet ya at tion)? Are you sick of legalized reverse Maynard be prepared to help 'out. R. Tipton racial discrimination (affirmative the Quality Inn for breakfast March 23. The Scout Come equipped - this trip is going to action)? Are you' sick of crime, like the Koji, BAB. be a rocker! .Let's party on the plaza mugging that occurred in Benton Hall? Foryour present we had a choice be­ To the Funshine Boys: Success is something we all want, pool deck. See ya at the beach! You can make a difference! Re-elect E. tween a new car or a message In the This year's catch phrase will change. but not everyone is willing to strive for. The Sunshine Girls Tom Kuefler, Jr. to the UMSL Univer­ Current. Looks like we already' We will no longer be called Funshine You get out of life what you put in it. You sity Senate!! decided. Happy Birthday! We all love Boys. This year's phrase will be: THE can give a teaspoon and in return The Student Work Assignment Pro­ yal PLAZA PLAYBOYS. Look for up-and­ expect to get a whole pot! Needed: Ride from SI. Peters, MO to gram, SWAP, is looking for a student(s) ISO coming personals with this new title. BAB. UMSL. Monday through Friday, 8 to 5. to work in our office 1 5 to 20 hours per If you can help, please call 553- 5176. week on a work study assignment or as Marco, Mike (Pike), To Ken, a volunteer. Must be able to type 40 Ask for Debbie. Where have you been? I know I look I'm glad I found outlhewayyou really Gee Wiz Wally, I hope you have mean, but underneath I'm just a softy. wpm. Interested contact SWAP at · are! I really feel sorry for your next learned how to drive your red tla. Do Do you like a challenge? Join the Civil Stop by - don't wait for Stinkier 553- 5317. "challenge." • you think that Danny or Ronnie drive Air Patrol, an auxiliary of the USAF. We Monkey. McPout Blue Topaz like that? participate in search and rescue mis­ Kelly (DZ), A Golden Boy of the UMSL Campus sions sponsored by the USAF. Dawn, It's almost time! Daytona '85-we're Donna (DZ), Scholarships are available! For more Happy Belated 20th Birthday! on our way! You're in for the time of The bet is on again woman! I'll be information call Major Joe Fry at 946- Love, your life. Nothing beats a week in thinking about where we can go for din­ Florida (especially with Pikes!). Look 9166. Sue ner. This year the standards are "a out Daytona we're "Wild and Free"! calvaruso". The other way is out of See ya at the beach. Abortion Services: Confidential coun­ Jake, the question. Love, ,seling, pregnancy tests, pelvic exams, Heard you were at Flashdance ... Your Daytona bound pal Classifieds Ads are free of charge for Chris Reproductive Health Service - the Sorry I missed ya! UMSL students and faculty and staff oldest, most respected name in prob­ Signed, Macroman, . members. Please place your ad on lem pregAancy counseling. and out­ Dear Editors, It was nice to finally get to meet you. 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The sisters The Current will not publish both off thinking about it? Maybe ourCareer Thanks for the two pennies. Jack and Patrick Chip, first and last name in any ad. Ads con­ Exploration Workshop - Tuesday, . Randy When's your next party? I.had fun at sidered by the editors to be in poor March 5 at 1 p.m. and our Overcoming ' Dear Cat Ballou, the last (unfortunately, not with you.) taste will not be published. Procrastination Workshop - Wednes­ Just a little note to say hello and to Find me next time and we'll get Event and meeting notices should day, March 6, 2 p.m. are for you. Call Francis, say you're the greatest. ~nd whe~e are together for a small private party of our be sent to the Around UMSL editor, 553-5711 ordropby427 SSBformore,' fz(-xyz)equals 2xyz. Good luck on you going to put those gold stars? own. Bring your sunglassesl Write Steve Brawley. Information. . '. the calculus tesl. Love, back next week. The deadline for submitting ada is '. • Jake KidShaleen Chips Ahoyl Friday, 3 p.m. Feb. 28, 1985 CURRENT page 11 Archives collection contains Missouri history ~ other places that may be able to Jan Tyc material." reporter Some of the materials in thel help them," Kenney said. UMSL collection are manu­ scripts from Dr. 'fom Dooley, "One thing I wish to stress is The Archives and Western Rep. William Hungate and that there are areas of research Manuscript Collection here at Ernest Calloway, records from done on many levels," Kenney UMSL is located on Level II at the the League of Women Voters, said. "Many view the archives as Thomas Jefferson Library. Its KETC-TV and the Metropolitan for exclusively scholar-usage. holdings are grouped into two St. Louis YWCA. These are just a Th'at overlooks many of the peo­ sections: the University Ifew of the holdings. There is also ple who do use the archives. We Archives, which contains the his- a collection of photographs, also serve many practical uses as . tory of UMSL; and the Western negatives and slides that show St . well as studies." Manuscript Collection, which Louis in its earlier days. Another consists of the history of Mis­ collection contains between 700 Several exhibits from the souri and St. Louis. The collec­ to 800 oral tapes. archives' collections have been tion is one of four divisions in a The collection is open to put on public display: the Arthur jOint collection in the University faculty, students and anyone W. Proetz Collection of Images of of Missouri system. The other dOing research, Kenney said. St. Louis and the Harry Von three divisions are at Columbia, And although most of the Romer Collection of Symbols of Kansas City and Rolla. Although archival and manuscript Solidarity, among others. The our collection at UMSL consists material does not circulate, staff tries to tie in some of the primarily of materials about , copies may be loaned to the exhibits of their collection.s with 20th cent-ury St. Louis, other researcher. current events such as holidays materials are available on loan "You may only need to spend and anniversaries. between all four divisions. 10 minutes in the archives to get The staff of the archives have Anne R. Kenney, associat.e ' more information on a subject director of the collection on cam­ also arranged classes with than you would if you looked teachers to help students with pus, gave a working defi nition of things up in a library," Kenney class projects. Some classes that an archivist as one who collects, said. "That is because everything have used the library'S archives cares for and makes available on a subject is kept together. We unpublished materials. have been in speech, art history will even help the researchers and photography. "We receive these materials find what they are looking for, from people and organizations Cedric R. Anderson and maybe suggest a way to put it The archives' staff welcomes ANCIENT HISTORY: Anne Kinney, associate director of the ' who donate their own collec­ all together." all researchers to come and use ) Archives and Western Historical Manuscript Collection, holds tions," Kenney said. "We then try " If the researchers cannot find the collections from 8 a.m. to 5 ' some of the many manuscripts included in the collection. The ' to build on to these existing what they are looking for here in p.m. daily, and until 9 p.m. on collection is located on the second level of the Thomas Jeffer­ collections with other the archives, we will suggest Tues~ays. son' Library. Rocky Drugs from page 9 , fighting, and quickly he is win the fight, but he vows that he knocked down, but just as quickly from page 10 emphysema and heart disease. socially acceptable. will at least go the distance with he gets back up. After a long physical/psychological depen- Abusing drugs usually occurs The third stage of drug abuse is:¢.· the champ - something no other exhausting fight, .Rocky ends up dence. LSD (often called acid) in stages. First a person need to continue the abuse and fighter has done. going the distance, and even and PCP (or angel dust) are experiments. Reasons .for misuse of drugs. A person at this My friend walks up to the table· and/or psy­ though he doesn't win the fight, hallucinogens and distort experimenting with drugs stage is physically where I am studying. He asks me chologically dependent or he accomplishes what he has reality. Use of these dangerous include peer pressure, escape, if I have a test and I tell him I do. hqped for. drugs may cause hallucinations, boredom and curiosity. adflicted. He asks me how I think I will do. I Everyone is given the test. The irrational behavior, permanent Experimentation is dangerous How about it? Do you really tell him that I don't think I will teacher tells us to begin. I 'have ace it, but I vow to at least brain damage and psychoses. because drugs can easily become I want to risk the risks of drug trouble with the first page. I am Narcotics such as heroin (junk, a means of trying to cope with, or abuse? Stop before you ever pass. dazed, but as I go on to the next smack, scap, "H"), morphine to avoid facing problems. start. Information and/or help is The moment has come. 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• The UMSL Accounting Club will located at 8200 Natural Bridge • The UMSL Women's Center will • An " International Seminar" on meet today at 1 :30 p.m. in Room 72 Road. sponsor a film .on " New Relations" " Cultural Facades: Nationalist J.C. Penney Building. T0day's speaker today and tom morrow at 10 a.m. and 2 Architecture in Southeast Asia" will will be David Strothcamp, ' an audit • The UMSL Chess Club will meet at p.m. at the center, 107 A Benton Hall. be held today at 1 :30 p.m. in the manager with St. Louis Commmunity 1 p.m in Room 72 J.C. Penn~y This film is an award-winning McDonnell Conference Room, 331 College. Building. . documentary about fathers and sons SSB. This week's guest speaker will be an'd problems facing today's parents. Bryn Barnard, a consulting associate • As part of its Friday night Lenten • The University Program Board pre­ .series, the UMSL Newman House will Call 553-5380 for further with Universities Field Staff sents "No Small Affair" at 7:30 and information. International. present a lecture on,Lenten themes at 10 p.m. in Room 101 Stadler Hall. 7:30 p.m. Tne Newman House is the Admission is $1 with a valid UMSL ID UMSL catholic student center, and is and $1 .50 for general admission. Tuesday friday night------5 • The University Program Board pre­ sents "Comedy Improv at the Sum­ • The UMSL Psychology Organiza­ • A UMSL Peer Counseling " Career mit" tonight at 8 p.m. Four comedians tion will meet today and tommorrow at Exploration" workshop will be held from the Funny Bone at Westport 12:30 p.m. in Room 337 Stadler Hall. today and the next two consecutive Plaza will be featured. Burt Borth, Dan • A " International Seminar" on Tuesday's at 1 p.m. in Room 427 SSB. O'Sullivan, Michael Smith, AI Canal, "The Green Party: An Alternative in The workshop will feature individual Bob Garner, and KHTR radio's Bruce West German Politics" will be held at career interest testing and career Jones will highlight the evening's COIT]­ 2 p.m. in the McDonnell Conference counseling, and will offer a variety of edy. Admission for UMSL students is Room, 331 SSe. Today's guest informative career materials. Call $2.50, $3 for faculty and staff, and $5 speakerwiJl be Ernst Rezzo Schlauch, 553-5711 to sign -up for this for general admission. For more infor­ a member of the state parliament of workshop. mation call the University Pr.ogram the Federal Republic of Germany. Board's hotlinj ,at 553-5865. Wednesday- 2 Saturday 6 • Free Vision Screening will be SSB. This workshop explores why peo­ offered from 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. today at ple put things off, and how to start get­ • The "Saturday Morning Health cardiac rehabilitation with St Luke's the UMSL Optometry Clinic. ting things done. Call 553-5711 to Talks" series, being sponsored by the l;iospital. Time will be given for per­ sign up for this workshop. UMSL Well ness Network, presents a sonal questions and answers regard ~ • Wednesday Lenten worship ser­ discussion on "Coronary Prone ing this week's subject. vices will be held at noon at the the Behavior" today at 10 a.m. in Room Normandy United Methodist Church, • UMSL's Symphonic Band and • The University Program continues ' Wind Ensemble will present a concert 218 Mark Twain Building. This week's this week's film series with "No Small , 8000 Natural Bridge Road. These ser­ at p.m. in the Marillac Hall speaker will be Gail Clark, director of Affair" - see Friday for details, vices are being sponsored by the 8 . Wesley Foundation of UMSL ' Auditorium, South Campus. This free . recital will include chamber brass • A UMSL Peer ,Counseling "Over­ works and English folk songs for Sunday commlng Procrastination" woodwinds and horns. Call 553-5980 workshop will be held today and next for further information on the UMSL 3 Wednesday at 2 p.m. in Room 427 musical event.

• "Creative Aging" airs on KWMU semester as a visiting, professor at • • • (FM 91) every Sunday from 7 to 8 p.m. Moscow State University. Also this UMSL professor of English Peter week the retiree staff will look at "A Ca- vIsion screening Wolfe will be this week's retiree staff ' er in Public Relations," with the St. guest. Wolfe has just returned from a Quis Globe Democrat's retired public • In observation of "Save Your Vision elations director, George Carson. Optometry's Clinic, located in Marillac E Week" the UMSLSchoolofOptometry Hall, South Campus. Everyone who is will offer a free vision testing pro­ screened will receive an information gram for children and adults on Wed­ packet explaining vision care and any courses~------nesday, March- 6. Tests for visual visual problems that are,detected dur­ activity and glaucoma will be given ing the testing. Call 553-5131 for from 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. at the School of further information on "Save Your OMSL continuing education extension Vision Week" at UMSL • The following UMSL Continuing How to Invest in the Stock Market Education courses will begin this Tuesdays, March 5 through 26, 7 to 9 week and are open to_ both UMSL p.m. , Thursday , students and the community. These Learn the mechanics of buying and 7 courses are held in the J.C. Penney selling stock as well as the economic Building. For more information on analysis of financial markets and the these courses and the U MSL Continu­ stock market. Presenters will include a • A workshop entitled "Discovery: A : ticipate in this UMSL Counseling Ser­ ing Education-ExtensiOrl-· call 553- professional economist and a stock­ Personal Growth Group" will be held vice workshop,. being held at 2 p.m. in 5961. broker. Fee: $25 per person, $35 for for six consecutive Thursdays begin­ Room 427 SSB. Call 553-5711 for Introduction to Writing for Televi- two. ning today, March 7. The sessions will registration information . • sion and Film include structured exercises and Saturday's March 2-23, 9 a.m. to So You Want to Be an Educator • The United Campus Ministries of informal group discussions on UMSL will hold prayer services at noon. Tuesday, March 5, 6 to 9 p.m. enhancing self-development and 11 :45 a.m. every Thursday during The course will teach the basic for­ Attend this workshop to find out interpersonal communication skills. mats, treatments and the query letters ' Lent. Services 'will be held in Room academic requirements, how to gain Only eight group members may par- 266 University Center. needed to write for both TV and film acceptance into an education pro­ markets. Instructor: Tilley Dewey, gram, the job search, on-the-job sur­ producer/writer, Maritz Motivation Co. vival skills, and advancement within next week around (JMSL------,Fee: $69. the education field. Instructor: Ira Data Processing II: Software Brand. Fee: $14. UMSL's Opera Workshop will present "Gallantry" and "The Old Maid and the Applications Thief," two one-act operas. The March 8 and 9 performances will be held at 8 Saturday's March 2-23, 1 :30-4:30 Mana'ging Group Communication p.m. in the Benton Hall Theatre. Watch n~xt week's around UMSL for details. p.m. , Tuesdays and Thursdays, March 5 This course is designed to help begin- through 14, 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. • ners effectively use a microcomputer For professionals participating in without an extensive knowledge of decision-making groups or commit­ programming. The course uses both tees. Learn the fundamentals of group calendar the Apple and Commodore computer, dYl'1amics, techniques for problem­ labs. Instr'uctor: Allan Crean. Fee: solving and leadership styles. Instruc­ $50. tor: Geraldine Hyne.s. Fee: $59. requirements 'Material for"around UMSL" snould Around ~ exhibits' ~' ----- be submitted in writing no later than 3 p.m. Friday of the week before UMSL publication to Steve Brawley, Center for Metropolitan Studies around UMSL editor, Current, 1 " Visions in Another Lig~t" Through March 6 Blue Metal Office Building, 8001 Natural Bridge Road, St. Louis, Mo. 631 21 . Phone items can not be "Culture and ~ecord" Gallery 210 accepted. Material may be edited or Through March 20 excluded to satisfy space or con­ ,tent requirements. Feb. 28, 1985 CURRENT page 13 sR_O____ ~ __~ ______~

Best an worst of regular Foxx steals away Central offense UMSLhoops Daniel A. Kimack sports editor Daniel A. Kimack UMSL basketball coach Rich sports editor Meckfessel might have waited a -bit longer to put guard Dellondo Here it is. The best and Foxx in the game. worst of UMSL regular season But Foxx, who made amends basketball. Men and women. off the court last week and made Part 1. things happen on the court Satur­ Best Shooter: Tie. Bob day night when the Rivermen McCormack and Gina upset conference rival Central -Gregory. The basketballs are Missouri State University, 65-63 in overtime, received a little out­ side help. sports . "Chico (Jones, assistant coach) was telling me to put Foxx in," said Meckfessel, happy that comment ·he listened. Foxx, who was projected as the still smoking. second coming of former UMSL Best Shot: Joe Edwards. great Carlos Smith, has had his Twenty-five feet away from ups and downs this season. But the basket UMSL was defend­ against the Central Mules, the 6- ing, he launched one into the foot-l guard came off the bench rafters, over the halfcourt to help the Rivermen erase a 12- line, past the top of t.he circle, point deficit with 17 minutes to off the backboard, play in regulation. and _. _ SWISH. Magnificent. Second-Best Shot: Ervin Foxx canned 12 pOints and Bailey. Points 64 and 65 showed what he can do on de­ against Central Missouri fense Meckfessel's way, State University. anyway. Wprst Shooter: Read on. "We had a talk after the game Worst Shot: A toss-up. Any­ Wednesday night (a 15-point loss thing tossed up by Mike Hub­ to Southeast Missouri State bard, a baseball recruit and University) and Foxx got a lot of the Rivermen's only walk-on. things off his chest," Meckfessel Yes, even the ones he made. said. "We've had.a running battle. Dumb luck. all season long about playing his Best Game: Rivermen 65 , way or the way we want" him to CMSU 63. play. He played a lot more under Worst Game: The River­ Sharon Kubatzky control Saturday." women's 40-point loss to Foxx helped the Rivermen SWAN LAKE: Senior forward Ted Meier is sandwiched between Central Missouri State Univer­ control a deliberate offense and CMSU. sity's Tyrone Lee (22) and Fred Dunn (54). UMSL defeated the Central Mules on Saturday in over­ Best Halftime Show: None. came up with some key steals time, 65-63, and Meier was named to the all-conference team. Worst Halftime Show: When See "Basketball," page 14 there wasn't one. Best Cheerleaders: Northeast Missouri State University. Meckfessel earns Worst Cheerleaders: Four Rivermen earn UMSL. ROTC cadets in army boots look better. MIAA Coach of Year Best Mascot: Northeast's conference honors MIAA and National Collegiate Bulldog. Dan Kimack UMSL basketball Rivermen Nunnelly was named the sports editor Athletic Association champion Ron Porter and Bob McCor­ league's Most Valuable Worst Mascot: Sorry, Ros­ Central Missouri State Univer­ mack were named to the Mis­ Player. coe. The Riverman. A navy UMSL basketball coach Rich sity today at Warrensburg in the souri Intercolll'lgiate Athletic Rounding out the second Meckfessel takes what you give tournament semifinals . . Blue suit and papier-mache ! Association All-Conference, it team was Northwest's forward _ ~ him. are out. Rayon, nylon and "The players have done a good was announced Monday. Tom Bildner, along with guards crayon are in. - And being named the Missouri See-"Meckfessel," page 14 Both earned second-team '· Milous Meadows and Jimmy Best Fan: Kyle Muldrow, Intercollegiate Athletic Associa­ honors. Gooden of Northeast. tion Coach of the Year on Mon­ public address announcer. Also, forwards Joe Edwards UMSL coach Rich Meck­ Best UMSL Cheerleader: day, he showed he can work with and Ted Meier earned honor­ fessel earned Coach of the Kyle Muldrow. even less. able mention. Year kudos. Worst Nuisance: The UMSL Meckfessel, who guided the Porter and McCormack each .. Show Band. Rivermen to a 15-12 regular­ averaged over 12 point per Riverwomen Gina Gregory Best Nuisance: Fans louder season record and an 8-4 mark in game this season. Meier and was named to the MIAA's than the band . . conference, began the year with Edwards also were in double second team in voting by league Best Song: The National just 11 players. As a result, UMSL figures. coaches Tuesday. Kathy Anthem. It gives me goose was picked in a preseason First-team honors went to Rubach was an honorable men­ bumps. coaches' poll to finish sixth in the Central Missouri State guard tion pick. seven-team league. Ron Nunnelly, Missouri-Rolla The women's first team Worst Song: "Soul Man. " But the mentor, who owns a ca­ Second-Worst Tragedy: Tile forward Curtis Gibson, included: Rosie Jones and reer 290-210 lifetime record, Southeast Missouri State for- Shara Sherman of Central Mis­ -'!l loss of center Greg Williams. managed to qualify the team for Worst Tragedy: Not having ward Ronnie Rankin, . souri State; Kim Scamman and the MIAA playoffs. And two Northwest Missouri State for­ Marla Sapp of Northwest Mis­ Kurt Jacob back for his senior players - Greg Williams and season. With only eight ward Joe Hurst and SEMO's souri State; and Southeast Mis­ Joey King - won't be of service center Riley Ellis: souri State's Virginia Blissett. players left on the roster, when UMSL faces defending ~¢oach Rich Mec-kfessel • what would Meckfessel give for a sharp-shooting forward? A scholarship? Nope. Jacob Riverwomen shoot well but shot down against CMSU retained his even though he no longer is with the team. of the season," Coach Mike Lar­ UMSL. UMSL scored 12 of the game's Best Coach: Rich Dan Noss son noted. "You know we s.hot 57 The second half was_all Rosie last 14 points to bring the final reporter Meckfessel. percent against the No . 1 team Jones, the MIAA's most exciting . score to a respectable 75-67 . If Worst Coach: Central's Ron The UMSL Riverwomen and still lost. So we played women's player. After being held Gregory had a second more on .. Shumate. His drawi drives me recorded losses in their final two really well." to six points in the first half, the the clock, the margin would have up a wall. Look for Central to contests of the year. But the 60- Gina Gregory and Grace Gain all-American center scored 14 of been six. Her layup went injust a fall. UMSL by four today. 59 loss to Southern Illinois had six each for UMSL as it held a CMSU's first 22 second half single count after the final Best Prediction: Mike Hub­ University-Edwardsville had lit­ 16-8 advantage at 12 minutes 40 points. buzzer. bard. He said the Rivermen tle resemblance to the 75-67 seconds. Although that was their Always playing aggressively, As it was, Gregory finished . would beat Central. They defeat at the hands of the Central largest lead of the half, U~SL Jones fouled out at 2:41 with a with a team high 20 po-ints to go did. Missouri State University. maintained the lead and control game high 22 points to go along with five rebounds. Gain added Worst Prediction: Mine. On Saturday, the Riverwomen of the game for a good portion of with four rebounds. Shara Sher­ 14 in another strong showing. How about Central by 12 showed very little respect for the the half. man finished with 20 points Kathy Rubach led UMSL reboun­ -. today? . nation's No . 1 National It wasn't until 8:45 that a Jackie followed by Harris' 17 . Harris led ders with nine to go along with Best News: There's more to Collegiate Athletic Association Harris layup gave CMSU a 20-18 all rebounders with 10. her six points. this column. Division II team. It was to their lead. The Jennies finished the The Riverwomen didn't just Earlier in the week against ' Worst News: Part 2 has to credit that they stayed with the half up 38-31. roll over and die in the second SIU-E, the Riverwomen con­ wait until next week. Watch high sc_oring Jennies throughout Harris also had rebounding half. They played with a second tinued a frustrating habit of • for the worst of the best and the first half. honors for the half with six. Gain. half intensity that has been too the best of the worst. "It was probably our best game and Gregory had three each for frequently absent in the past. .see "Riverwomen," page ~, page 14 CURRENT Feb. 28, 1985 ,Meramec puts brakes on skatersl rollercoaster ride

tt!am," said Ken Witbrodt, the desire to win within UMSL's O~e thing that had to be a left with Saint Louis University Jim Goulden troops. "We won't give up," Joe bright spot lor the team was a on March 5. The game will be reporter UMSL captain. Witbrodt was cor­ rect. UMSL lost all four meetings Goldkamp said, and he was pretty good crowd. "We had a around 5: 15 at The Arena prior to The topsy-turvy rollercoaster this season to the Warriors by a apparently correct. UMSL was good crowd and we didn't play the Toronto Maple Leafs-St. ride of the UMSL hockey team combined scoring margin of 25- loose after Saturday's game and ' very well, but I hope they come Louis Blues hockey game. In came to a screeching halt last 6. "If only we could have scored appeared to be ready, especially back again," Goldkamp said. order to attend the UMSL game Sunday as UMSL dropped its early," Witbrodt lamented, "but when center Butch St. George you will need a Blues ticket to get in, seats are available from the championship series two games instead they go and score and was able to make the second Witbrodt also believed that straight. took the wind out of our sails." game. Nothing came of it UMSL hockey players at a dis­ losing by the margin they did (7 counted price. St. Louis Community College-' Credit has got to be given to though, as even the high scoring goals) cushioned the blow. " If we Meramec upended UMSL by Meramec's team. They have St. George couldn't get the had only lost by a goal or two, it scores of 6-3, and 7- 0 to claim the always been a strong team in the Riverskaters going. UMSL played its final two would have been tougher I think, games without two of its best St. Louis College Hockey League league, but had never captured Goldkamp offered a bit of maybe we might have pointed ·crown. Sunday's game was a total the crown prior to this season. <' defensemen, Terry Seeger afterthoug~t on the game, "We fingers at each other," he said. disappointment, UMSL had the Last season Meramec was fell apart and they're a good injured his neck and was unable momentum for the. first 10 second in the league after the team. I don't like the way it ended' UMSL finished with a 12-6 to play in the finals, and Eric minutes of the game, but failed to regular season, but was upset by up, but. .. Goldkamp then record and also made their third Admundson was suspended for capitalize on it. UMSL in the semi-finals. This smiled and shook his head. For straight appearance in the finals, Meramec scored their first year, though, was different, the only team to do so. The team three games due to an incident in Witbrodt it marked the end of his UMSL's final game against goal when 'defenseman Mark Meramec ran through league hockey days at UMSL, but he was" . has nothing to be down about. Aegerter was checked and foes easily and quickly finishing happy with the effort of his team. They lost to a better team as Wit­ Logan College of Chiropractic. , coughed up the puck at center the season undefeated. brodt said, but next season UMSL Admundson took exception to the ice, a Meramec player picked up For UMSL, the last game was a "I always told them before the may have to rebuild their team way one of Logan's players was the puck and beat goalie Mark big letdown, after playing two games to go out there and play from scratch. There is a lot of checking and a fight ensued. Had Starr for the first goal. After that strong final periods Saturday hard, just don't talk about it. If doubt as to who will return next the finals gone one more game it was all Meramec. UMSL night and without several key you were going out there to hit a season, because of graduation Admundson would have been became frustrated and impatient players, UMSL never gave up in particular guy, go out and do it. and players leaving UMSL. as Meramec continued to fill Game I, battling back three Don't come in after the game and ineligible. St. George missed the net. times to get within two goals, but say next time, and they were UMSL Slap Shots: UMSL has Saturday's game, because he was "They are a real good team, never got closer. After the first good about that. There was never not played their final game yet, playing for another team in and we got beat by a better game, one could sense a strong too much complaining." they have one more encounter Chicago at the time.

UMSL INTRAMURALS Basketball BASKETBALL LEAGUE STANDINGS The Box tate on instituting Foxx. McCormack, who moved into from page 13 As of Feb. 26 The Mules had opened up a 10th place on the UMSL all-time Day League late in the game to kick the nine-point lead with 9 minutes, 6 scoring list Saturday with 897 East Pt. Scores Mules. The win raised UMSL's seconds remammg in the points, then drove the lane with Division W L Dltt. record to 15-12 overall and 8-4 in second half. 10 seconds remaining. McCor­ Wizards 3 0 24 Green League W L Pistons 3 1 24 the Missouri Intercollegiate Enter Foxx. mack dished off to Bailey who Co-Bailers 3 1 Butchers 1 2 2 chipped in the go-ahead basket. - Newman #2 3 1 Ahtietic Association. . Upon his arrival, he hit a short Cowboys 1 2 56 Woosh 2 2 The loss dropped Central from jumper, made a steal on Cen­ ROTC 0 3 -1 06 What is important, though, is PEK 2 2 first place in league into a tie tral's next possession and then that Foxx saved the game when Double Jeopardy 2 2 West Pt. with Southeast Missouri at 9-3. hit a 25-foot rainmaker to bring he stole Central's in-bounds pass Math & Science 0 4 The Mules, 20-4 overall and UMSL to within five points, 52- Division W L Dltt. with 6 seconds left. He then United Blacks 2 0 71 ranked fourth in the latest 47 , at 6:55 . UMSL turned the ball passed to McCormack who sent Longballers 2 1 -1 8 Game Results . ' National Collegiate Athletic over on its next possession (the the ball sailing into the r afters Indy's 1 1 9 Newman #1 defeated EMCEES Association Division II poll, will Rivermen committed 20 turn­ when the buzzer sounded. Relicks 1 2 - 4 Ph i Setta Spika defeated Pikes Sig Pi 0 2 -58 not get the conference tour­ overs), but Foxx made another "I looked up and the clock said Net Results defeated Co-Eds nament's top seed, however. theft and fed to Bob McCormack Results Newman #2 defeated Double 0:00 ," McCormack said. "I went Jeopardy Because the Mules split a pair who converted a three-point nuts." Feb. 19 - Pistons 56, Butchers 34 of games with UMSL this year play. Wizards 10, ROTC 0 Woosh defeated PEK Foxx made a quick exit from Co-ballers 'defeated Math & Science and also traded victories with After center Ron Porter the court. It's been that kind of Night League Co-Eds defeated Math & SCience Southeast, the Indians have n ·., graboed a defensive rebound on year for him. North Pt. PEK defeated Pikes upper hand. SEMO scalped tl. Central's next attempt, McCor­ DlvlsJon W L Dlff. Double Jeopardy defeated "But Foxx played very well Newman #1 Rivermen twice this year. mack (who led UMSL with 21 tonight," Meckfessel said. XTRA 3 0 22 Fighting Iris 2 1 12 UMSL opens the tournament points) hit a 25-footer of his own And he'll be waiting on the Newman #2 defeated EMCEES today at Warrensburg, Mo., to tie the score at 52-52 with Bailers 1 2 - 12 Phi Setta Spika defeated Woosh bench today. Probably not for NADS 0 3 - 22 Net Results defeated Co-bailers aga'inst Central. The top four 1:27 left. long. teams qualify for the playoffs Trailing 58-57 with 44 seconds South Pt. and the winner earns a berth into on the clock, Foxx grabbed a Final MIAA Men's Division W L Dltt. the NCAA Division II national defensive rebound and assisted Run. Gun. Custo. 3 0 96 Regular Season BOWLING tournament. on a basket by Ervin Bailey for a Bouncing Eyeballs 1 2 - 21 Standings Psychosomatics 1 2 -36 League Results "It was a great win for us," one-point lead. With 13 seconds Sig Tau 1 2 -39 As of Feb. 25 Foxx said of Saturday night's remaining, Central's Dan Foster Blue League L win, already showered and in made only the front end of a one­ MIAA ALL .w Ph i Setta Spika 6 0 Standings W L 9-3 20-7 street clothes before the excited and-one that would have won the SEMO Net Results 5 1 Blind Alley 17 11 -' crowd had cleared the gym­ game for Central. CMSU 9- 3 20-5 Pikes 2 4 Pikes Once 14 14 nasium floor. "We'll just have to Tied at 63 in the overtime UMSL 8-4 15-12 Newman #1 2 4 DTP 14 14 do the same things in the period, Foxx snatched away NEMO 6- 6 15-11 ' Co-Eds 2 4 Nice Try 13 15 EMCEES 1 5 Pikes Twice 12 16 playoffs." another Mule possession. The NMSU 4- 8 16-10 And to do the same things, Rivermen then went into a delay UMR 4-8 13-13 Meckfessel probably won't hesi- offense at 1:40 . lincoln U. 2-10 13-1 1 -Meckfessel AIM HIGH from page 13 fense. They both have helped this noting' the Rivermen's thin year," bench. "But we want to get to the FORMULA job," Meckfessel said. "We have Foxx came into the game off point that a third-place finish or a different guys who can do dif: the bench in the second half to 15-12 record won't get Coach of ferent things for us and come help erase a 12-point deficit with the Year honors." FOR through on a given night." excellent individual defense. Certainly, Williams and King The Rivermen's biggest win Zykan's mastermind, though, a have been missed in the latter YOUR this season came Saturday when 1-3-1 halfc..ourt trap, put the half of the season. Williams left hosting Central Missouri. UMSL locks on the Central Mules. the team three weeks ago follow­ FUTURE! pushed the game into overtime It will be the second time in his ing the death of his father and before Ervin Bailey's lay-up with three-year UMSL career Meck­ King injured knee ligaments two six seconds gave the Rivermen a fessel enters the conference weeks ago. Your college degree plus Air Force ROTC par· 65-63 victory. playoffs. During the 1982-83 Also , Clarence Ward, a for­ ticipation equals a commission as an Air Force officer. "It was a good night Saturday," season, UMSL sneaked in at 6-6 ward, was academically ineli­ It's our formula for success. The Air Force needs said Meckfessel. "I had (assis­ before losing a first-round con­ gible this, season and three-year bright young men and women who are majoring in tant coaches) Chico Jones and test. Last year, the Rivermen ' forward Kurt Jacob opted not to many engineering and scientific fields. Jerry Zykan right next to me. were a miserable 2-10 in the play his final season. 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And as a fifth and the University of Missouri-St. Louis sixth grader, he was 'playing on junior basketball Rivermen (Ted Meier and high teams. . Joe Edwards also are seniors), is hop­ "A lot of kids would go out and just ing to string out his time, though. shoot baskets," Bob said. "But I would Indeed, it's. a familiar situation for the spend time away from the basket hand­ 6-foot guard. Midnight usually meant ling the ball and doing other things. I lights out at his home in University made it work. If I wasn't sweating, I City. knew I had to work harder." "Bob would play basketball at night "Bob was bouncing a basketball in the backyard until 11:30 or mid­ when he was two years old," Tom night," his mother Joan McCormack McCormack said. said. "Then we would tell him to turn out the lights and come inside." In junior high, McCormack (one of It should be noted that the backyard 300 players trying out) made the select had everything but buffed wooden St. Louis Zips team. He spent many floors for Bob to practice on. There was weekends travelil1g around the country a basket, a smooth-surfaced driveway to such places as the Omni and Madison and floodlights. Square Garden for games and "He'd always say, 'One more game. exhibitions. One more game,'" Joan McCormack Those games, perhaps, are the only said. "And we would usually let him ones that Tom and Joan McCormack play one more game if we didn't think have missed of Bob's, and his brothers, the neighbors would mind too much." basketball careers. Said Bob: "I'd always tell my parents there wasn't a basketball court inside " But I think the oJ.lly game I missed the house." when he played in high school and But Bob, 21 , who saw as much college was a trip to Maryville (Mo.). I floodlight as he did sunlight while liv­ feel very fortunate." ing at home (he now has a well-kept "Maryville is the worst place' I've apartment near the UMSL campus), every played anyway," Bob said. Cedric R. Anderson usually packed it in around midnight. BACKYARD MOVE: Bob McCormack drives for two points against There was always tomorrow, rain or Tom McCormack also spent years Central Missouri State University's Ron Henderson. McCormack shine. watching his other sons on the court. finished with 21 points in the 65-63 win . The next time McCormack turns out . Mike, 29 , played at UMSL after prov­ the lights, however, it will be for good . ing a three-sport star at CBC High. With UMSL beginning play in the Mis­ Mike was on the team when the River­ souri Intercollegiate Athletic Associa­ men upset crosstown rival Saint Louis tion semifinal playoff game today University. Before becoming vice prin­ against defending MIAA and National cipal at Maplewood High, he coached Collegiate Athletic Association Divi­ basketball at Highland High School. sion II champion Central Missouri Tom, 28, played basketball, football State, Bob is playing for 'one more and soccer at Mercy ("Mercy was sO game.' close and he wanted to get out of bed at The conference tournament, which 7:55 for an 8:00 class," Bob said). He places the winner into the NCAA Divi­ now is with the St. Louis County sion II national tournament, is single­ Police Department. elimination. One loss and The other son, Jim, 23 was a year McCormack's collegiate basketball ca­ reer is over. " It went by awful quick," said McCor­ "A lot of guys say they're mack, No. 10 on the UMSL all-time glad it's over when it's scoring list with 897 pOints . "A lot of guys say they're glad it's over when it's over. Not me. Hey, this is over. Not me. Hey, this is the time of the time of my life." my life. - Bob McCormack Cedric R. Anderson "When you get out of college, you ONE MORE NO.1: Bob McCormack and his father Tom celebrate have to go to work for 42 years." UMSL's win over Central Missouri State University o~ Satu'rday night And with work, there's less time for ahead of Bob at CBC. The two played the It was Bob's final home game. . basketball. Even if it's in the back back court together during Bob's junior' yard. and senior seasons. As sure as a McCormack 25-footjum­ Both Jim and Bob also were all-state At UMSL, McCormack played behind him. How can you turn down a commit­ per, there were June bugs swarming soccer players. Jim went on to' playa Rivermen great Carlos Smith and split ment like that? The South Carolina around those floodlights every sum­ year of soccer at Benedictine College time last year with Frank Cusumano. In coach was in my house the day I signed mer. Bob's parents, Tom and Joan before earning an associate's degree in all four years, however, he ' has with UMSL." McCormack, watched their four sons business from Meramec. managed to make his mark. Still, he remembers dreaming about ("I was just born to have boys," Joan Bob was also a second-team all-state His high game was a 36-point effort playing on national television and . said) play pick up games against each basketball player. against Northe!lst Missouri State. And possibly in the NBA. "But I stopped other. Both would join in the fun. Obviously, baking cookies on a he still is proud of the fact that no one dreaming when I quit growing," he "Even I would beat Bob until he was weekend was not 'a favorite McCor­ has broken his scoring record at CBC, said."That's when I was a senior." in the seventh grade," Joan McCor­ mack pasttime. 46 pOints in a single game. McCormack is a better-than-average mack said. "After that, though, I could "My mom was heartbroken that she He is averaging just over 12 points st.udent majoring in physical educa­ only play him in H-O-R-S-E." didn't have any girls," Bob laughed. per game this season and has 90-plus tion. His plans are to coach and And she wasn't a slouch. In fact, the "She was saving the name Pat for her assists. possibly move into sports administra­ McCormack family could field a full first girl but never got a girl." It's a bit "That's what I'm proud of," McCor­ tion after graduation. To keep active; beam in those days, plus a substitute on of revenge for Bob that Joan McCor­ mack said of his assist total. he already is on a couple of basketball the bench. mack never had a girl. "I always wished Obviou.sly, all those hours spent rosters at the YMCA. Tom and Joan, high school she was taller than she is," Bob said, away from the basket (which, thanks to "I'll never quit playing this game," sweethearts at Mercy High School (just noting his short (?) 6-0 frame. hundreds of swish shots every sum­ he said. 50 yards from the McCormack home), Fear not, though, Mike and his wife, mer, had to be periodically replaced) So he isn't ready to turn the lights off both played basketball. Tom went on to Julie, gave birth to a bouncing baby boy did some good. yet. Though heavy underdogs in the play one year of professional baseball and named him Patrick. "He's going to "Up until this year Bob has been the MIAA tournament, McCormack, who is in the Orioles' minor league system. , be the next Patrick Ewing," Bob said. guy to break up zone defenses for us ," a blond statue of competitiveness on the court, is confident. He now is Midwest Scouting Supervisor Added Tom McCormack of his Coach Rich Meckfessel said. "But this for the St. Louis baseball Cardinals. grandson: "He has big hands and big year he has handled the ball for us and: "Hey, anything can happen," he said noting UMSL's upset win over the Cen­ "His love for baseball is the same as feet. " That should mean something, it played a very good all-around game." mine for basketball," Bob said. "But ,se<:ms, coming from a profesional " If I had it to do all over again I'd do ,tral Mules here Saturday. In that game, McCormack led all UMSL scorers with Dad never forced me or my brothers scout. everything the same way," said McCor­ 21 points and dished off an assist to into sports." But Joan McCormack is satisfied. mack, who finished seventh in the Ervin Bailey for the winning basket Said Tom McCormack: "I never She too is a regular force rooting for MIAA Player of the Year balloting. with just seconds left. "We're going in' prompted the boys. Basketball was just Bob both at home and on the road. this season. very confident. something they enjoyed. And when I "My parents are my biggest fans," McCormack came to UMSL despite put up the basket (about 22 years ago, Bob said. pleas by the University of South Car­ "I think that's what sets me apart he said) it made them work more." So it was with mixed emotions that olina (Division I) . Also, he turned down from other people. I'm very competi­ "It was fun playing against my the parents watched Bob play his last soccer scholarships to Rockhurst and tive. I'm also confident." brothers," Bob said. "They used to beat home game Saturday against Central Quincy. For now, it's "one more game," he said. If UMSL should win in the me until I got into high school. After Missouri State. "(Former UMSL coach) Tom Bartow that I knew I could compete." "I'm sorry to see it cQme to an end,"­ saw me playa lot in junior high and high semifinals Thursday at Central, it's 'one more game.' And when the lights "Bob would go out by himself and Tom McCor~ack said. "It was an excit­ school," McCormack recalls. "He said do final\y, go out, the June bugs will practice for two or three hours at a ing game, but4!verything sure 'went by t'hat wherever he was coaching when I have to find a new summer home. time," Tom McCormack said. "He just in a hurry." graduated, he wanted me to play for #page 16 CURRENT Feb. 28, 1985 Gregory wants to trade statistics for championship

Dan Noss ing surgery. It meant spending quiet. I've let some things go by reporter the rest of the season as a red­ that I shouldn't have - times shirted (non-playing) member of when maybe I should have said She's the captain of her team the team. something," she explained. and easily its most valuable Instead of viewing the news She doesn't say that certain player. She was Missouri Inter­ negatively, Gregory drew posi­ things could have changed the collegiate Athletic Association tive thoughts from it. She was course of the season, but she sees Player of the Week (January 26). anxious to prove herself in 83-84. characteristics of her team that Upon completion of her career, "It made me look forward to it can't be there next year if they she will be the most prolific that much more," she said .. expect to win: a loss of games scorer in UMSL Riverwomen It didn't take her long against they should have won, a lack of history. Culver-Stockton College in the offensive movement and too few Still, there is something Gina 83-84 opener, she was co-leader players who shoot on a regular Gregory would almost trade it all in both points (16) and rebounds basis. for a conference (9) . Gregory feels it is her duty to Championship. pass on the words of her coaches. "I hope to have that happen "Her actions speak "They're always telling us to sometime before I leave," she said eagerly. 'l And I'm not going louder than her shoot and pass, or whatever, but to be here forever, you know .'.' words." we have to keep reminding our­ It seems the 5 foot-9 forward - Coach selves," she said. from Montgomery City, MO , Mike tarson The Frustrating season just almost didn-'t make it to the past was a source of depreSSion Missouri-St. Louis campus at But the first part of the season for Gregory from time to time. all. was difficult, Gregory recalled. Getting up for agame after losing "My dream school was really Certainly pegged as the heir ' a tough one was diffkult, Central Missouri State Univer­ apparent to Kandy Cassaday especially at the end. sity," she recalled, without giv­ (who was having a career in 83- Cedric R. Anderson ­ "Yea, I got down sometimes. ing a specific reason. 84) she had a tendency to put too GETTING OPEN: Riverwoman GinaGregorywas namedtothe But, personally, I had to think to Coming from ' a small school much presseure on herself. all-conference team Tuesday, but she would like a conference play the best I can and hope it's Gregory didn't get a lot of atten­ "I had to tell myself to relax. If championship more. She scored 347 points this year and had a good enough. You 've got to be tion. A number of calls came it happens, it happens," she 13.3 scoring average. . determined." froinjunior colleges, but her pre­ said. ference was a four-year school. Gregory began to play with and a 71.2 free throw shooting the past two years, is her deter­ Determination in Gregory led Among those offering were Cen­ more confidence during a trip percentage. All those figures 'mination to work harder," Lar­ to her first award as a college tral, UMSL and a few private / south in the first week of 1984 . represented Top 10 single season son stated. She really wants to be athlete. "This means a lot to me," a more complete player." she said of the MIAA Player of institutions. I Playing four games in four marks. Coach Mike Larson was persis­ nights, the Riverwomen played Larson knew he had a replace­ Along with a new outlook and the Week award. tent in his efforts to bring outstanding basketball. But they ment for the statistics of the improved play on defense, came It came during a week in which Gregory to UMSL. He made fre­ were only able to come up with a graduating Cassaday. But what increased responsibility as a the RiverwOl;nen lost two games. quent trips to watch her play and 2-2 record. For Gregory, though, he didn't know was whetlier team leader. Gregory handled it Gregory was outstanding with 42 was on the phone checking her the trip was therapeutic. Gregory could be the all-round in her usual way. "It's not in me to points, 18 rebounds and a perfect progress. The final decision "I usually don't get going until player he needed. Simply, could yell," she said. 8-8 from the free-throw line. came down to Central and UMSL after Christmas anyway. I guess she play defense? "She's a quiet leader," Larson Ordinarily, those statistics - and what happened? not having to worry abo.llt home­ "In high school everybody said. "Her actions speak louder would be worthy of note of their than her words," he continued "The guy from Centra~ didn't work and school helped me," said, 'You can play it when you own merit. But combined with show up," she stated matter-of­ she said. want to.' But nobody really borrowing a cliche that the fact shewas playing mostly at understated her importance to ~actly . Although she and Larson After scoring 20 points two thought I could play it all the an unfamiliar guard position, both admitted, that sqe would nights earlier, Gregory had the time." the team. "We depend on her for they become more meaningful. have selected UMSL even if the best game of her career against Knowing that she could always most of our scoring," Larson Central coach had made an West Georgia College. It was the turn on the offense, Gregory set. added in summing up Gregory's Gregory's statistics for this appearance on that fateful exit game of the trip and she said out to prove her defense skeptic' true value. season are some of the best in ,night. goodbye with a 32-point, 10- wrong. For 84-85, she wanted to But for Gregory the task is not Riverwomen history: 472 points The carreer didn't quite get off rebound performance. become an all-round player. And quite complete. There is still (4th), 17.5 scoring average (3rd), to a rousing start, though. Six She finished the season with proving it to her coach was her more development as a true 134 rebounds (9th), 50 assists games into her freshman season strong offensive statistics: 13.3 greatest challenge. team leader. (8th) and 72 percent from the free she re-injured an ankle, requir- points-per-game, 347 total points "The difference in Gina than in "I've learned a lot from being throw line (4th). RivelWomen

from page 13 came from high scorer Drew (19 few seconds later to bring SIU-E Arnzen was whistled for two Rubach had two one and one points) on a jumper from the back within four. technicals after he argued too opportunities, the final one com­ snatching defeat from the jaws of foul line. The Riverwomen missed an vehemently a non-call by the ing with :13 to go. Rubach turned victory. After building a 21-4 the excellent opportunity to gain a officials. Gregory, uncharac­ ice lady as she hit all four shots Riverwomen let it slowly slip' UMSL didn't score until a little breathing room following a teristically missed both shots. giving UMSL a short lived 59-58 away. Barbie Drew put the lid on Peterson baseline jumper at Gregory layup that made the Still, UMSL maintained the lead . SHJ-E's comeback with a .13:13 . But Drew hit a jumper a ,core 40-35. SIU-E coach Ed lead until 7:18 when Laura Drew, though, decided the out­ baseline jumper with just :03 on Straker made two free throws for come 10 seconds later. the clock. a 47-46 SIU-E lead. The lead Gregory led all scorers' with 21 UMSL had worked to its 17- went back and forth as UMSL points to go along with her five point lead at 11:07 on Gain's only seemingly tried to give it away. rebounds Lisch led eight point of the game, which came on The next nine of 11 SIU-E points rebounds to lead UMSL. Straker a 20-foot jumper. Following a came after UMSL fouls. had a high nine for SIU-E. Blade Cheryl McCree's layup, Gregory But the Riverwomen had one had 15 points in the game for SIU· hit a 15-footer to restore the 17 las~ chan,!!e to l?ull out the game. E. -point margin at 23-6. - The UMSL surge was led by Gregory's 10, Wendy Petersons four - the last two off a steal - and Kathy Rubach's five tough inside points. "Kathy was moved inside to a high post to get the ball to our for­ wards," Larson said explaining , bis center's positioning. We knew she'd work against the man-to man defense." The strategy led In the Woodsoll Hills Shopplllg Center to a strong 16-point, five-rebound performance from Rubach. 4024 Woodson Road. (31"') ... 27-... 331 Lori Blade brought SIU-E back into the game with 6:08 left in the half. Her nine pOints in a 11- 3 run made the score 26-17 . 1 UMSL avoided a letdown, though, with 11 points of their own to finish with a solid 37-23 $ EARN EXTRA CASH $ halftime lead. Gregory had 13 points for the Poll workers needed for half while Rubach -got nine of hers. Lischjoined Rubach in giv­ Senate Elections ing the Riverwomen strong March 11 & 12 rebound as each had five. Blade's nine led SIU-E. The second half spelled trou­ ALL POSITIONS PAI.D ble from the outset. Each team committed numerous fouls and turnovers. The slick UMS~ Stop by 262 U. Center or call 553-5104 .: inside game quickly disappeared. Cedric R. Andersor or 553-5105 for more information. Five SIU-E players accounted ON TOP: JOdy Lisch scores two points in UMSL's seven-point -for 10 points as it came within, loss to Central Missouri State University on Saturday. The four at 13:40, 37-33. The final two Riverwomen failed to make the conference playoffs.