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EAS prof wins top Housing restructures FE, cuts PAs AMS recognition By Narayana Varahabhatla staff advisors. Hall directors will be fect by July 1, 2004. around for 12 years. We had 400 Professor Peter Webster of both Contributing Writer full-time employees, not students. Under the current structure, peer students at its inception, and now it the School of Earth and Atmospheric Eight hall directors will supervise leaders (PLs) help entering fresh- has grown to about 1900 students. Sciences and the School of Civil This week, the Department of the activities of peer leaders in the men move in and understand hous- The program was very well regard- and Environmental Engineering has Housing announced a major restruc- FE dorms. ing rules. Peer advisers (PAs) in turn ed, but its structure needs to change been selected by the American Me- turing of Freshman Experience (FE). The restructuring also replaces supervise PLs and help them adjust to accommodate the increase in size teorological Society as the winner All 20 peer advisor positions as four existing residence life coordi- to their responsibilities. In suite- [of the FE population],” Morrison of the Carl Gustaf Rossby Research well as the six staff advisor positions nators with three area managers. Hall style dorms, community advisers said. Medal. now assigned to cover FE, tradi- directors will report to these area (CAs) do the same job as the PLs, In spring 2002, Rosalind Mey- The society presents the medal, tional and suite-style dorms will be managers. with staff advisers (SAs) supervising ers, Associate Vice President of Aux- its highest honor for an atmospher- eliminated. The changes were an- The reorganization creates a new several CAs. iliary Services, initiated a review of ic scientist, each year for contribu- nounced to Housing’s student staff Assistant Director for Student and Dan Morrison, Associate Direc- FE. Three committees were formed tions to the understanding of the at a meeting Monday night. Community Development position tor of Residence Life, explained the to conduct independent reviews. One workings of Earth’s atmosphere. A new position, hall director, will and four graduate assistant positions. reasoning behind the changes. Webster made “fundamental con- be created to replace the peer and All changes are planned to take ef- “The FE program has been See Housing, page 6 tributions to tropical meteorology and oceanography.” He will receive the award Jan. 14, 2004. Out and about TEAM Buzz finds Prof wins $20,000 donors generous doctoral grant Tech graduate and assistant pro- By Daniel Amick A year later, the situation is fessor in the School of Mechanical News Editor improving, and companies are Engineering Samuel Graham recent- more willing to give. ly received a $20,000 grant from TEAM Buzz may not be roll- Twist said the funding situa- FACES (Facilitating Academic Ca- ing in cash, but compared to tion is “Better. Definitely bet- reers in Engineering and Science), a this time last year, the organiza- ter. We weren’t sure about money Georgia Tech program meant to tion’s finances are much im- at all [last year].” guide minority students to careers proved. “It is not perfect yet,” Twist in academia. The money is meant Last year, corporate sponsors said, “but companies are a little to help newly-graduated minority were few and far between, leav- more willing [to donate].” doctoral students foster a research ing the Tech So far, program to help initiate their aca- service organi- TEAM Buzz demic careers. zation strug- has raised Other Tech grads to win the award gling to find “It is not perfect yet, $8,500 from this year include William Robin- alternative corporate son, a doctoral student in Electrical sources of but companies are sponsors. and Computer Engineering, and funding. a little more willing Twist cred- Chekesha Liddell, a doctoral stu- “‘It’s the its organiza- dent in Materials Science and Engi- economy,’” to donate.” tion members neering. said Katie Katie Twist working in Twist, chair of TEAM Buzz Steering chair TEAM Buzz’s TEAM Buzz development COE administrator Steering Com- section who dies of heart attack mittee. “That began fund- was [the companies’] excuse.” raising efforts in January. Tech alumnus Douglas Ray Hol- Last year, TEAM Buzz was “We picked three girls this ley, 54, died Sept. 25 after suffering only able to raise about $2,500 year, and they really got a jump a massive heart attack. He graduat- in corporate sponsorships. Or- on this early,” Twist said. ed in 1973 with a bachelor’s degree ganization leaders were forced The biggest donors are Kim- in textile management, and returned to seek additional funding from berly-Clark and LSI Logic. Other By Andrew Saulters / STUDENT PUBLICATIONS to Tech in 1997 to raise funds for other on-campus organizations companies have offered in-kind Scott McRae takes a step through the closet door Monday. The door the School of Polymer, Textile and like the Residence Hall Associa- donations like food. symbolized either the pledging of one’s support for gay, lesbian, bisexual, Fiber Engineering. tion and the Georgia Tech Stu- transgender or questioning persons, or one’s formal coming out. He was recently appointed di- dent Foundation. See TEAM, page 7 rector of development for the Col- lege of Engineering. Holley is survived by wife Becky Holley; daughters Hope Holley, Heather Hamby and Tech customizes on-line admissions process Hayes Willet; two granddaughters; mother May Holley; and three sib- By Sid Parmar boards and chatrooms. Instead of “It looked like we really would place with the exception of chat- lings. Contributing Writer having information scattered be able to pull together the rooms. In the future, Admissions throughout Tech’s main website, information…in time for the fall hopes to add BuzzPort capabilities. The college admissions process information will be consolidated and season,” Hayes said. The new website and its features Wilcox appoints can prove to be a daunting and con- take prospective students directly The site personalizes informa- were created by Connexxia LLC, a fusing task for any high school stu- to relevant information. tion for individual students. For ex- company which specializes in a per- interim CRC head dent. However, future Tech students The change comes as part of ample, instead of sending sonal admissions system that tracks Kirk McQueen will serve as in- may not have to undergo such an Tech’s continuous review of the ap- information about certain programs a student’s progress throughout the terim director of the Department of ordeal if the Office of Undergradu- plication process. to all applicants, students can log in process. The system also collects sta- Campus Recreation. Vice President ate Admissions’s newest project is a “We have always been interested and input their interests. This gives tistical data on students and relays it of Student Affairs Lee Wilcox an- success. in trying to be more personalized,” Tech the ability to target specific back to the school. Schools in turn nounced McQueen would handle “It’s live! It has been up for two Hayes said. “Georgia Tech is a fairly students who showed interest in one can use this data to better present the position until a committee can weeks,” said Director of Admissions large school and we get lots of appli- aspect of the school or another. information or improve areas where complete a nationwide search for a Ingrid Hayes, referring to the new cations. So, we are always looking In addition, “as you advance students showed concern. permanent replacement for former undergraduate admissions website, for ways to have a more personal through the [application] process, This system allows for the appli- director Butch Stanphill. www.admissions. gatech.edu. interaction with the students.” you get access to more features, more cation process to continue to evolve Stanphill left his position Sept. The new website is built around Hayes said the project of creat- things. So the process gets more and and cater more and more to student 26 after serving at the Institute for information like campus life, ad- ing the website was ready to be im- more personalized,” Hayes said. 21 years. Stanphill left to take a missions, housing, profiles, message plemented this past summer. Currently, all capabilities are in See Website, page 6 similar position at Clemson.

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From the files of the GTPD... Technique Online Voice Your Opinion! CRIME REPORTS Last week’s question garnered 64 responses: Entering auto Fire

What are you doing over fall break? 10/3/2003 14:41:00 hrs. 10/2/2003 4:19:00 hrs.

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LOCATION: Tech Parking/CRC LOCATION: 555 8th Street/8th

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INCIDENT: Report that a green Street Apartments.

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10/3/2003 2:56:00 hrs. Suspended license LOCATION: Ferst Drive & State

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LOCATION: 749 Fowler Street/ 10/5/2003 2:56:00 hrs. Street.

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Peter's Parking LOCATION: Fifth & Williams Street. INCIDENT: Report of an injured

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INCIDENT: Report that a 1993 Ford INCIDENT: Offender arrested for person transported by ambulance to

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Mustang was stolen. driving while license suspended. Crawford Long Hospital.

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By Charles Frey/ STUDENT PUBLICATIONS Senators try to clear bill backlog Vice President of Campus Affairs Ben Lawder confers with CS representative Adam By Daniel Amick speed the meeting along. he wanted to give priority to or- Bernstein Tuesday. Members examined problems and issues of grade forgiveness. News Editor Senators went so far as to re- ganizations that come to SGA as convene in the student govern- a last resort. Another senator said UHR: Bills Considered

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caused a lengthy meeting. Sena- meeting room. There, crowded Senators also passed an allo- Joint Allocation to Mid-Autumn Festival Brian Corner Passed

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tors had to leave for class, and around the small conference ta- cation to the Society of Women Allocation to Freshman Activities Board Ashley Case Passed

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write a sliver ... nique.net/sliver 4 • Friday, October 10, 2003 • Technique NEWS Debating the future Visa restrictions may hurt foreign students By Anastasia Ustinova tional Student Affairs, internation- Daily Illini al students can apply for Optional Practical Training, which allows them (U-WIRE) University of Illinois — to stay in the United States after New changes in United States visa they graduate from the University policies might add more obstacles while looking for a job without chang- when international students look ing their visa status. Normally, an for jobs. F1 visa only allows international stu- The U.S. Congress reduced the dents to stay in the United States as number of H1B visas — which are long as they are enrolled in an insti- given to foreign workers with spe- tution of higher learning. cial skills and How- education and ever, not all em- issued each fiscal ployers agree to year — from “Career search has sponsor the H1B 195,000 to become more difficult visa, Misa said, 65,000. The new for everybody. But which makes the By Jon Kaye / STUDENT PUBLICATIONS policy went into job-hunting Panelists discuss the present and future of Hispanics in American society during the first annual Hispanic effect last international students process even Forum Tuesday night. The event was sponsored by the Society of Hispanic Professional Engineers. Wednesday. more difficult. Mary Lou have been impacted Despite the Cabrera, a more greatly by the downturn in the spokeswoman economical economy and GT from page HC what you’re actually interested in. ty stellar leaders on campus,” said for the U.S. Bu- the limited num- You can make a broader impact that Gibbs. reau of Citizen- downturn.” ber of work au- than that, I would say that trying to way…getting to know people while Gibbs was nominated by her so- ship and thorizations, Margaret Schrock be around a diverse group of peo- you’re here.” rority, Phi Mu, while Alpha Chi Immigration some students ple. I think in the end that’s what Gibbs also expressed admiration Omega appointed Paxten. Gibbs will Services, said she Assistant Dir. Career Center have no choice makes a difference in the student be graduating in spring 2004, and could not spec- but to keep try- vote.” Paxten will follow the subsequent ulate whether the ing their luck in Paxten had a similar view about “Don’t limit yourself. spring. Both are planning to attend new policies would affect interna- the job market. the importance of being involved medical school. tional students or why the new pol- “I think that almost all interna- with people, as well. Try to go out and do Gibbs, who has a 4.0 GPA, par- icy was made. tional students hope to gain some “In organizations you meet a lot the things you want to ticipates in such clubs and activities But some who work with immi- work experience after they gradu- of different people, and being in- as Ambassadors, Executive Round gration issues at the University said ate,” said Yuliya Pokhodnya, a grad- volved in all those different things do—get involved on Table and Omicron Delta Kappa. the new policy could cause prob- uate student from the Ukraine. can help to span you across cam- campus.” She is a Psych 1000 leader and is lems for international students seek- Pokhodnya said her degree in pus,” said Paxten. president of the Panhellenic Soci- ing jobs after getting an education business administration will not help “Don’t limit yourself,” said Pax- Michael Paxton ety. in the United States. her to find a job back in the Ukraine ten. “Try to go out and do the things Mr. Georgia Tech Michael Paxten also actively con- “The new visa cap will mostly unless she has several years of work you want to do—get involved on tributes on campus through activi- affect international students,” said experience in the United States, but campus. Being busy actually helps ties such as the Executive Round Tom Arkell, a Bloomington, Ill., she has not been able to get a job in my grades, too.” for her fellow Ms. Georgia Tech Table, intramurals and Ambassa- immigration lawyer. addition to taking classes because “I think that balance is the key,” participants. dors and he is the Administrative The University international staff she needs an H1B sponsorship. said Gibbs. “There are a lot of lead- “I was really just honored to be Vice President of Interfraternity and faculty are exempt from the Pokhodnya also said she has a sub- ers on campus that get overwhelmed considered in that class of women Council, as well as former president new regulation, he said. stantial student loan, which she would with what they do, and I think it’s because I think that most of the of Beta Theta Pi. He currently has a According to Julie Misa, associ- important to limit your activities to people who were nominated are pret- 3.76 GPA. ate director of the Office of Interna- See Visas, page 7

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Housing from page 1 Website from page 1 towards prospective students, Hayes “PLs will have access to staff said she believes there are benefits committee included faculty and staff and school needs, Hayes said. for current students in terms of meet- members. The second was composed devoted to this job...this helps Cost and time were the main ing new people. of Housing student staff members place the focus back on making factors that influenced the decision “I think the best way is by help- and student leaders. Outside con- to use Connexxia. ing us recruit…strong students like sultants made up the third commit- the most out of the FE experience.” “They have it ready to go, as [current students]. It will bring more tee. The committees’ findings were Dan Morrison opposed to the months…it might of those students into the process reported in the Executive Summary Associate Director of Residence Life have taken [Tech] to develop some- and give them an opportunity to of the Comprehensive Review and En- thing as dynamic and robust as this interact with [current students]…in hancement Initiatives of the Fresh- PL. them for the job,” he said. “Now we particular product,” Hayes said. a more personal way.” man Experience Program. “Peer advisers served as mentors have to make [PLs] come back [from “There are people on campus This interaction is achieved “We had very similar findings to peer leaders…A peer leader is not break] early and train them in a who can do lots of different compo- through the profiles section and the and recommendations from all three going to want to bug a Hall Direc- short time,” he said. nents, but to message board. committees,” Morrison said. “Keep tor at 1:00 or 2:00 in the morning, The skills and experiences re- have…a one- In the profiles the PL-to-resident ratio at 1:16, better whereas they could have talked to a quired to be an effective PL will be stop shop…is section, current supervise the PLs and improve train- PA,” said one SA who did not want taught in a new class. going to be the “The college students can post ing for staff.” to be identified. “[The Housing department] is most cost-effec- admissions decision is their profiles for The committees also found that “Inexperienced PLs will lose the going to ask PLs to take a course tive and also ef- prospective stu- “student staff had become bogged benefit of communication with some- lasting 12 weeks. No plans have been ficient.” very important...We dents to see in down in excess paperwork and over- one who is always there for them made to give students academic cred- “[Connexxia want to able to offer order to provide burdened with disciplinary respon- [on the floor],” PA Tanner Hollo- its for the class,” PL Sushant Anand employees] are an opportunity sibilities for which they are not way said. said. very good. They as much information for people with prepared,” according to the sum- Morrison said he expects resis- Some student employees worry have had some for that student to similar interests mary. tance to the changes. that the changes may take a toll on success with to get to know Morrison sees advantages with “I realize some folks will be up- PL recruitment and retention ef- some other make the correct each other. replacing student PAs with full time set by the elimination of peer advi- forts. schools,” Hayes decision.” On the mes- staff members. sor positions,” he said. “Peer leaders have almost no in- said. Connexx- sage boards, pro- Ingrid Hayes “PLs will have access to staff de- However, entering freshmen will centive to stick around—no upward ia’s other clients spective students Dir. Undergrad. Admissions voted to this job. In the current not notice the changes because fresh- movement available to them. They include Duke can ask current system, PAs are students with their men have direct contact with PLs, can only move laterally and become University, the students about own design projects, homeworks and not PAs, Morrison said. CAs,” the SA said. University of dorms, professor tests to worry about. This helps place “From the student’s perspective, Other PAs and PLs echo the same North Carolina Charlotte and accessibility, class size and other cam- the focus back on making the most this is going to be a positive change,” sentiment. Northwestern College. pus life aspects that incoming fresh- out of the FE experience,” Morri- the SA said. “We don’t have a goal anymore, Student reaction to the new web- men would want to know about. son said. “PLs now get full-time Morrison points to other bene- nothing that we feel that we can site has been mixed. Some think Hayes said she hopes that a more supervision, and the affected staff fits of having full-time profession- aspire to. The PL position is pretty this change was necessary, while oth- personal and dynamic admissions will be able to move into CA, PL or als instead of part-time student PAs. much a dead end,” Dant said. ers think it will prove useless. process will help recruit better qual- SA positions.” “Since each PA gets a single room, Several PLs also complain about “I think it would have been use- ified students while simultaneously Some Housing student staff mem- this means that there will be 40 ad- the lack of student impute. ful,” freshman Brent Page said. “It cutting back on cost. bers disagree. They say PLs would ditional rooms for incoming fresh- “They could have talked more is more organized now compared to “The college admissions decision be more comfortable speaking to men,” Morrison said. with current staff, PLs, PAs,” Hol- the pages when I was applying.” is a very important one for students supervisors if those supervisors were Morrison also pointed to rushed loway said. Varun Gandhi, however, dis- and we want to able to offer as much students as well. PL training program as an area that Current PL Brenda Batovsky felt agreed. “The site is useless for cur- information for that student to make “The hardest part of a PLs job is will improve under the new struc- left out of the decision-making pro- rent students. The money could have the correct decision. Hopefully we in the first three weeks, adjusting to ture. cess. gone towards better Calc. 2 and CS will get lots of interest and increased move-in and the new responsibili- “In the quarter system, students “I wish they would have gotten TAs.” prospects in applications,” Hayes ties,” said Joe Dant, a second year took a class, for credit, which trained more student input,” Batovsky said. Although the website is geared said. 6 • Friday, October 10, 2003 • Technique NEWS

force steps among faculty. McMath President of Academic Affairs Tif- UHR from page 3 said that the first step is to make fany Turner moved to cut funding ute to the low rate, and that grade sure that the most obvious steps, for technicians, but Howard said Breaking substitution would adversely affect like providing a syllabus and main- that because the House had pushed the quality of a Tech degree. taining office hours, are being car- back action on the bill for two weeks, Others said substitution would ried out. He also said enforcement the funding item should not be cut. the Bubble not effect the rigor of individual or “strong encouragement” would The bill passed unamended. classes. After discussion, House not be easy. Representatives also passed two members moved to refer the matter After the issue meeting and Mc- joint allocation bills totalling nearly to committee. Math’s address, representatives $10,000 for TEAM Buzz as well as Representatives also heard from a joint allocation bill to the Associa- A lot of things went on outside of the bubble of Georgia Tech this Vice Provost for Academic Affairs tion for Computer Machinery. The week. Below are summaries of a few of the important events taking Bob McMath, who spoke about the ACM bill funded a teams trip to place throughout the nation and the world. Speak Up survey. The report, which “Any event that gets Daytona to compete in a program- he distributed to House members, Tech guys close to ming competition. Californians recall Davis, install Terminator was a study of student, faculty and Tech girls in togas is a Two bills were moved from new Californians voted Tuesday to recall Governor Gray Davis and staff attitudes toward academics at to old business. The first, an alloca- replace him with movie star Arnold Schwarzenegger. The recall Tech. good event.” tion to Freshman Activities Board, comes less than a year after Davis was reelected. Voters cited a poor He said the positive and nega- would pay for the rights to show Ben Lawder economy and the state’s budget crisis as their reasons for supporting tive comments often mirrored each Animal House at a toga party geared VP of Campus Affairs the recall effort. Davis is the first governor since 1921 to be recalled other. One student would report a to freshmen. from office. Schwarzenegger, who weathered last-minute allega- good experience with a professor, “Any event that gets Tech guys tions of sexual harassment and Nazi sympathies, will begin his term while another would report a bad close to Tech girls in togas is a good as governor in mid-November. one. moved into old business. event,” said Vice President of Cam- McMath said he wants a con- An initial motion to untable a pus Affairs Ben Lawder. The bill crete set of action items developed joint allocation to a Mid-autumn passed. Arrest of Shiite cleric sparks riots in Baghdad from the list by the end of fall se- Festival and Chinese cultural exhi- The second, an allocation to Lead- Over 2000 Shiite Muslims vented their anger about the arrest of mester. “Then I want to see how far bition failed, but a second motion ership Enhancement and Resource a Shiite cleric by protesting outside the US-led administration down the list we can go,” he said. successfully moved the bill into dis- Network (LEARN). LEARN is a headquarters. The cleric was arrested for holding weapons, includ- Representatives asked McMath cussion. Organization representa- mentoring program that pairs fresh- ing grenades, assault rifles and gas masks, at a holy site. The cleric how he would judge the success of tives had attended House meetings men with upperclassmen. The bill was also charged with encouraging Iraqis to repudiate the US the program and how he would en- for the past three meetings. Vice also passed. occupation and interim government. Coalition forces handled the situation by inviting protesters in to speak about their frustrations. Meanwhile, the Turkish parliament agreed to allow the deploy- TEAM from page 1 GSS from page 3 Visas from page 5 ment of Turkish troops to Iraq. Between 5,000 and 10,000 soldiers will likely be deployed to the Sunni triangle, an area between Theta Xi fraternity also donated representative Adam Bernstein said not be able to pay back working for Baghdad and Tikrit. They will not be deployed to Kurdish areas in $600. But TEAM Buzz’s largest that failure to pass the bill would a Ukranian employer. the north of Iraq because of a long history of tension. source of funding comes from stu- effectively kill the event. Nevertheless, some students re- dent government. The House and Senators also approved a bill re- main optimistic. Senate passed bills allocating nearly allocating a portion of last year’s Marc Dequesnes, a second-year Performer mauled on stage by white tiger $10,000 to the organization this budget. The organization request- graduate student from France, said Roy Horn of “Siegfried and Roy” was attacked by one of the week. This amounts to just under ed that the money be allocated for he had noticed positive changes in duo’s famous white tigers at a performance Friday night. Some half of TEAM Buzz’s total $20,000 one purpose, but during the bud- the employment situation. audience members did not know whether the scene was part of the budget. Student government did not get-making process, it was allocated “I think it is getting better,” he act or not. The tiger bit Roy’s neck. Witnesses said Roy looked like allocate money this year for T-shirts, for another. Technically, the orga- said. “Compared to last year, defi- a rag doll in the tiger’s mouth. Crew members used a fire extinguish- but participants will still receive one nization needed approval to spend nitely much more companies are er to stop the attack. Roy remains in critical but stable condition. because TEAM Buzz will pay for the allocated funds for what they willing to hire (international stu- them with corporate funding. originally intended. dents).” TEAM Buzz is a service organi- The Senate also approved mem- “Career search has become more Leaked Half-Life 2 source code may delay release zation that will coordinate 55 ser- bers Eric Clopper as Graduate Sen- difficult for everybody. But inter- A portion of the source code to Half-Life 2, the sequel to a vice projects around the Atlanta area ate Coordinator and Teag Haughan national students have been impacted popular PC game, was pirated and released into piracy circles last on Oct. 18. The organization was as Treasurer. more greatly by the economical Tuesday. The leak of information may delay the release of the game founded seven years ago by Tech An allocation bill to GTCOW downturn,” said Margaret Schrock, until spring 2004. It was originally scheduled to be released this fall. student Tony Chan. was withdrawn. Career Center assistant director.

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You blog, we blog New Ludacris album is... tasty? Two LCC professors are incorporating The rapper-actor, whose new album Chicken N Beer FOCUS weblogging as part of the curriculum for this was released this week, talks with the ‘Nique about his semester’s English 1101 classes. Page 16 days as a DJ at an Atlanta radio station. Page 17 Technique • Friday, October 10, 2003 Students speculate on tying HOPE to SATs By Viji Sundaram to standardized testing scores. This is evidenced in Georgia’s “They’re also financially worse off, as well. Contributing Writer During the past school year, Geor- statistics last year. Caucasian stu- and the ones that need the scholar- Steven Lee, a second year Com- gia’s students averaged a 980 on the dents combined scored 1035, while ship most,” he added. puter Engineering major, said, Most in-state students at Tech SAT—20 points below the 1000 African-Americans only scored an However, both the research com- “HOPE has always been 3.0. For- all have a common bond in that level minimum that Perdue has sug- average of 852. mission and Per- eign students al- they receive the HOPE scholarship gested for HOPE qualification. In addition, if the 1000 mini- due agree that ways do badly to support their tuition costs. Other state scholarships do in- mum had been imposed at the start HOPE should on the verbal, so In the constant struggle to keep clude SAT scores as part of their of the 2000 school year, approxi- not be turned into “It’s a good idea. It it’ll be a disad- the scholarship, however, students requirements. mately 8,100 of 20,000 HOPE re- a need-based gets people to study vantage to us.” become well aware of its require- For example, West Virginia’s cipients would not have met the scholarship, espe- Why do mi- ments. Currently, HOPE PROMISE requires requirements. cially since that more, since after all, if norities score awards Georgia residents both a B average Two-thirds of that number— would stain Geor- you have a high GPA, lower on stan- with a 3.0 GPA (a B and a 21 on the about 5,000 students—would have gia’s continuous that can’t be all.” dardized tests? average) at the com- ACT or 1000 been black. No. 1 ranking in Critics deny pletion of high the academic- Dave Studstill that the test is school full tu- based student fi- Industrial Engineering junior culturally bi- ition at any in- nancial aid (a list ased, but sug- state public compiled by the gest that college or univer- National Associ- financial back- sity. Students can ation of State Student Grant and ground may determine whether stu- also earn up to $3,000 Aid Programs) field. dents can afford to take prep courses. a year for tuition at any private But other minorities besides Af- Financial background may also in-state university. rican-Americans may also be affect- affect a student’s motivation and However, last week Republican incentive as well, both Governor Sonny Perdue proposed on the SAT. Florida’s Bright Fu- key factors in this de- the development of a committee to tures offers seniors with a 1270 SAT bate. research the future of HOPE and or 28 ACT a full scholarship to any Perdue found possibly consider adding a mini- in-state university and a partial award that 10 freshmen re- mum SAT score to the existing 3.0 for 970 SAT or 20 ACT scores. ceiving HOPE in 2000 GPA requirement. However, requiring a minimum did have a 3.0 GPA, Not only would this option sig- SAT/ACT score often creates polit- but scored under 500 nificantly reduce the number of stu- ical controversy. These programs, on the SAT. dents the program provides for, but, along with several others through- These students according to Perdue, would create out the nation, have been criticized “A lot of people feel that the ed by the minimum SAT. knew that despite their SAT score, an incentive to do well on the SAT, for discriminating against minori- HOPE scholarship is already biased For example, for Tech’s large in- they would still be able to attend a helping Georgia rise from its 50th ties, since the majority of recipients towards minorities,” said Robert ternational population, language bar-

place national ranking when it comes are white. Brooks, a Management senior. riers may result in lower test scores See HOPE, page 15

○○○○○○○ ○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○ ○○○○○○○ alookbackat Tech History Dean Griffin’s “slush fund” used to help those in need In a real-life version of the movie Pay It Forward, former Tech dean George Griffin used connections to secure loans for students—and then, returned loans were used to help others By Joshua Cuneo upper ranks of the community— However, the borrowing money Senior Staff Writer often presidents of banks or local had a twist. “Instead of sending the utility companies who could afford money back to where it came from, Imagine obtaining college funds to issue the loan. he would dole it out again to whom- without working, without fulfilling Then, without notice, the stu- ever he had on his waiting list,” said scholarship requirements and with- dent would find a check in his mail- Somers. That enabled the program out paying back an interest-laden box days later. “[The dean was] very to expand into something of a re- loan. abrupt about it,” Somers said. volving “scholarship” for needy stu- Interested yet? For students who dents. attended Tech prior to the 1990s, And despite his infamous absent- such an ideal system, while never mindedness, Griffin kept an accu- officially endorsed by the Institute, “Whether it rate mental record of all transactions. was a reality. was...their check “He had this interesting way of The system in question was Dean keeping track of a lot of money go- Griffin’s behind-the-scenes Hip didn’t come from ing into a lot of needy students’ Pocket Fund, an informal slush fund home, they lost their hands,” said Somers. that helped financially needy stu- Griffin could correctly identify dents meet their academic expens- job...[Dean Griffin] who owed how much money and es. would be supportive who had already paid their loans It began in the 1920s, when stu- back. Yet surprisingly, he never main- dents who were short on funds ap- of their needs.” tained written records of the sys- proached the dean and requested a Marilyn Somers tem. short-term loan. Director, Living History The popularity and success of “Whether it was to pay their tu- the system helped it grow rapidly, ition, their check didn’t come from and Griffin maintained it through- home, they lost their job, whatever out his entire career at Tech. their need might be, they could ap- The student was instructed by By his retirement in the 1980s, proach the dean and be fairly cer- the dean to give his word of honor thousands of students had credited tain that he would be supportive of to repay the money when possible. Griffin’s Hip Pocket Fund with pro- their needs,” said Marilyn Somers, According to Somers, all prom- viding the financial means for them Director of the Living History Pro- ises were followed through. “The to remain in school during econom- Photo courtesy 1949 Blueprint gram at Georgia Tech. money came back to Dean Griffin ically strenuous times. Dean Griffin used his personal and business connections to secure money The dean would proceed to con- all the time,” she said. “The stu- that he loaned to needy students. The loans were always paid back, and tact one of his many friends in the dents were wonderful.” See Fund, page 12 he would retain them in his “Hip Pocket Fund” to give to future students. 12 • Friday, October10, 2003 • Technique FOCUS

facing a barrage of bureaucracy and Fund from page 11 red tape. “He went on record saying no Also, the exponential increase in student had ever gypped him,” said the presence of Fortune 500 com- Somers. panies, coupled with the doubling “They always paid him back; they and tripling of Tech’s student body Tech always wrote kind letters and he since the 1920s, makes it impossi- UpClose would often pass the letters on to ble to become familiar with the en- his corporate friends and the bank tire student body and to acquire the presidents…letting them know how social network needed to provide Winner receives a free Technique T-shirt grateful the kids were for giving them them with loans. that hand up,” she said. Even the most prominent offi- Furthermore, Griffin bore a per- cials, said Somers, can only main- sonality that demanded students tain connectivity with so many follow through on their word. people. “It was a much more infor- According to Somers, Griffin was mal society; it was a much more reputed for being abrupt with the enclosed society,” she explained. student body and could develop a “We didn’t have the internet and terrible, com- email,” she said. manding pres- “Telephones ence toward were considered anybody who “He went on record extremely pro- offended him. gressive when “In those saying no student had [Griffin] started days, being on ever gypped out here in the the Dean’s List 20s. Everybody was not a good him...They always didn’t have thing,” Somers paid him back.” those, but as they laughed. got the tele- However, Marilyn Somers phone, he built Griffin probably Director, Living History up his network.” could not have “No effectively exe- single person cuted a similar system today. could do something like that to- It was a product of its time. Grif- day,” Somers said. fin’s solid reputation with the stu- That means that, for the most dent body—as well as the small, part, modern Tech students are forced By Andrew Saulters / STUDENT PUBLICATIONS enclosed nature of Tech society in to resort to the old standbys—jobs, the early to mid-20th century and scholarships, loans and gifts from the sense of honor that strongly per- home. Last week’s Tech Up Close: vaded the community at the time— However, in memory of the good made the system a practical one. ol’ days, Student Affairs does run Concrete lattice covering the Nowadays, the inherent nature the Dean Griffin Hip Pocket Fund windows of Van Leer of society both at Tech and within program, which offers emergency, the surrounding community has interest-free loans of up to $250 to shifted at a fundamental level. Peo- students. ple have become more transient, and The fund became yet another Last week’s winner: the Tech student body is now too aspect of Griffin’s growth into a Pelham Norville large for one person to coordinate Tech legend, and students studying the informal exchange of funds. his statue in front of the Ferst Cen- In addition, the heavily political ter might notice some bills peeking climate of the more recent decades out of his shirt pocket. email: [email protected] have discouraged unrestrained pro- He was, said Somers, “a unique visions of loans, and students seek- man with a unique system at a dif- ing such funds might find themselves ferent time.” sliver box why didn't the freshman issue of the Technique not have the most important number....the boy:girl ratio? I know that question was late, but I forgot to ask earlier. At least I'm not such a douchebag that I put the word "that" instead of "thought." maybe the reason that tech women have TBS is that you keep telling them they have TBS yeah, so the tech ratio is our favor? Yeah, the odds are good, but the goods are odd! 3rd year AE seeks new major... any suggestions? In water, the shark wins, on land, the bear wins...barely. In shallow water, I still say the shark Wait....what type of shark? I am assuming Great White versus Grizzly bear? Big money!! No Whammies! Yay for Tech Trek! Can't wait for my birthday! I love you. No matter what happens. Grrr, why are women so hard to understand? Really, they need a pamphlet or something =/ Or is that the connundrum to life? Finding a partner that you dont need a pamphlet to...interesting I also think I just found out why I was destined to be in Biology this semester.... Braves...come on...do SOMETHING! Go Marlins, way to beat the Sanfrancisco Bondses Wow I slipped up last week, I only submitted one sliver and it was only on one page again....sorry everyone The King of no pants has a test this week so that means that he is now goofing off trying not to study which means...MORE SLIVER FOR YOU TO POOP ON! Woo Hoo Haircut...lets see if the reason I now like Biology notic- es.... tease d snuts More sliverness on page 22 FOCUS Technique • Friday, October 10, 2003 • 13 Grassroots forum encourages students to take “red pill”

By Helen Yu itself is not a campus ministry; it is a thoughts, but not to dominate or “Obviously, if there’s really good dents’ apathy and lack of time. Contributing Writer discussion group open for anybody control the discussion. Currently, discussion going on then we’ll let it For example, Trevor Christens- and everybody who wants to come Harris and another student act as hang for about one or two min- en, a freshman Aerospace Engineer- “You take the red pill and you voice their own opinion without a moderators, though more are con- utes.” ing major, said he would probably stay in Wonderland, and I show set agenda.” stantly being added. While the topics provided are would not attend a forum “because you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Indeed, its student advocates say “The current moderators have great conversation starters, any top- I wouldn’t find that very produc- Remember, all I am offering is the that the forums are meant to simply been to [VCM’s] ic can be brought tive. At Tech I don’t have time, so I truth. Nothing more...” promote dialogue. meetings, be- up to be dis- either have to do something pro- Tech students will easily recog- “I noticed on Tech’s campus that cause we want re- cussed. At the ductive or sleep. I relax on the week- nize the words of Morpheus in The philosophy and critical thinking are lationship “[The forums are] kind end of each ends, but I wouldn’t find it very Matrix. Howev- kind of a lost art,” said David formed with the of a long-term goal... meeting, a vote relaxing either.” er, a few students Harris, a Nuclear Engineer- people that are takes place to de- “I think there are discussions here at Tech hope to ing major who moderates Red training...[we] We don’t expect this cide the subject and there that come up,” said Michael encourage stu- Pill dicussions. want to make to happen this year. matter of the Dam, a Mechanical Engineering dents to consid- The Red Pill Forum be- sure they’re good next gathering. freshman, “but the problem is that er those words gan as an idea that came from moderators,” Within a few years, I The people are not informed enough to in another the University of California at Harris said. would like one in current goal, said context Berkeley with the purpose of The forums, Harris, is to outside of “bringing polite discussion back which are held in every dorm.” host several the mov- to campus.” more intimate, David Harris meetings a ie—as the Originally called “Brief and informal areas Red Pill Forum moderator week “so that introduc- Amazing Discussions,” the such as dorm anyone can…go tion to an- Red Pill Forum has grown rooms or loung- to them.” other into an international orga- es and hosted by The success session of a nization with 32 sites in student volunteers, last for 20 min- of the forums is uncertain for now. Red Pill Fo- the US. Their recently-pub- utes each and garner about 10 par- Harris and others involved with the rum. lished first DVD, Red Pill ticipants each week. project plan to involve students and A grassroots organization that has Volume I, is jam-packed with 12 This setup is designed so that the faculty, as well as advertise on Skiles. spread mostly through word of “pills” ranging from five to seven forums “are structured around peo- He said, “Our immediate scope is mouth, the idea to hold Red Pill minutes in ple’s schedules,” to get people interested, have a few Forum took seed on Georgia Tech’s length. Harris said. regular ones taking place on cam- campus last spring, through the ef- Each “pill” is “I wouldn’t find [the “[They are] pus, see how many hosts we can forts of staff members from Victory a video clips that held in the dorm find on campus, see what the re- find them such that they can be- Campus Ministries (VCM), a re- combines ex- forum] very rooms,” he ex- sponse is and gauge it based on that.” come a part of them.” When asked cently-formed Christian student or- cerpts from pop- productive. At Tech I plained, because Harris emphasized that “It’s kind whether or not he would attend a ganization. ular culture, news they provide “a of a long-term goal...We don’t ex- forum, Dam responded, “I would However, its sponsors empha- reports and street don’t have time...I very convenient pect this to happen this year.” How- go given an interesting topic.” size that the forums are not meant interviews that wouldn’t find it very outlets for peo- ever, he added that “within a few However, with to be religiously affiliated. display the many ple to discuss years, I would like one in every dorm, topics such as Although VCM promotes the different percep- relaxing, either. that stuff that and in academic buildings [as evolution and Red Pill Forum, Joshua Harrelson, you usually well].” the influence tions and issues Trevor Christensen Campus Director of VCM, said, don’t have a However, one of the of music on facing various Aerospace Engineering “Victory Campus Ministries is what chance to.” problems that society, dis- controversial freshman sponsors Red Pill Forum. Red Pill subjects that are Discussions may face cussions are Forum relevant to young have been going Harris often intense. people today. on for about a Still, “The topics are basically current month. “The one I moderated three they are always issues that affect us,” Harris said. weeks ago in Woodruff,” Harris said, open. The Red With video clips on topics rang- “we had about seven people show Pill Forum is, for ing from evolution to the effect of up.” VCM staff member violent music on society, the begin- At the beginning of each ses- Pattie Peck, a place “where ning of each Red Pill Forum is sim- sion, a video clip, reading or speech people can give their opinions and ilar, but what, where and how they is presented, and then the topic is not be shot down or walk away feel- end is totally in the hands of the opened up for debate amongst all and ing like they weren’t able to share participants. participants. the other their opinion.” A mediator is provided to en- Discussions are usually very struc- students who sure an environment where peo- tured so as to not run over the 20- wish to make the Red Pill Forums a For more information, visit ple aren’t afraid to share their minute limit, though Harris said, campus-wide activity is Tech stu- www.redpillforum.com. Come to our weekly meeting at 7:00 p.m. in room137 of the Student Services building and eat free pizza. 14 • Friday, October10, 2003 • Technique FOCUS LCC professors explore weblogging in English classes

By Jeff Wei own weblog. Contributing Writer Piano’s class, on the other hand, integrated blogging into the course The popular online pastime just last week, as the course focuses known as blogging has found its on electronic communications in way into the English classrooms at general rather than blogging in par- Georgia Tech. ticular. In an innovative approach, Dr. Up until then, Piano’s students Charles Tryon and Dr. Doreen Pi- used WebX, a system where some ano have both integrated blogging English professors establish electronic into their English 1101 classes this forums for their students. Piano car- semester for the first time. ried out this transition to help her Blogs—short for weblogs—are students observe the difference be- webpages that are usually made up tween the two online forums. of short, frequently updated posts Both Tryon and Piano acquired arranged chronologically. The con- an interest in blogging earlier this tent and purpose year when the of blogs depend war in Iraq largely on the au- broke out, thor, ranging from “The whole concept which inspired personal journals a number of to forums where of authorship changes writers to start aspiring writers when you begin to their own can post poetry or blogs. fiction. work in [this] Tryon Students in electronic medium in particular Tryon’s class were learned of a instructed to cre- that is much more blog kept by a ate their own blog interactive and Baghdad resi- at the beginning dent who went of the course us- collaborative.” by the pseud- Graphic by Scott Meuleners / STUDENT PUBLICATIONS ing the weblog ser- Doreen Piano onym Salam In addition to requiring his students to keep their own weblogs, English 1101 instructor Charles Tryon uses a vice of their LCC instructor Pax. Pax was weblog as the class website as well. It is used for posting links to discussion topics, current events, interesting choice, whether it able to provide websites, and other related material. It has also drawn attention by members of the larger weblog community. be Blogger, Live- firsthand ac- Journal, their own counts of the authorship changes when you be- “Electronic communities are a part of 21st-century communica- website or another service. American bombings. gin to work in [this] electronic me- form that is emergent and impor- tion. Every week, they complete a blog- Tryon and Piano shared their dium that is much more interactive tant to understand,” continued Try- “It makes [the students] more ging assignment given by Tryon on newfound interest with one anoth- and collaborative.” on, “and it’s important to know critical of the technology,” she said. his own site. Such assignments can er over the summer and decided Furthermore, they said, blogging how authors are responding to a “It’s not this transparent thing range from writing their own per- that it might be beneficial to incor- helps students focus on contempo- specific text...I think blogging illus- [where] you can write whatever you sonal blogs to analyzing and respond- porate blogging into their English rary communication and literature trates that quite effectively.” want. Every technology provides ing to sites and issues linked by the classes. in contrast to more historical liter- He added that it helps students different kinds of restrictions.” professor. Both feel that blogging provides ary studies. learn about and focus on current Tryon and Piano’s new curricu- Other times, the assignments are students with a real-world sense of “Authors such as Faulkner [and] issues and events as well. lum has earned them both consid- traditional English analyses that stu- what it is like to publish and share Hemingway were writing in a spe- “The blog could very well be- erable criticism and approval from dents compose and post to their their writing with other readers. “It cific historical context,” Tryon ex- come the new literary form,” Piano students, as well as attention site. In one assignment, for instance, becomes less about the sacred liter- plained, “and the novel and the essay agreed. fromthose in the online blogging students had to read an essay by ary canon and more form were an important part of what She also stressed the importance community. 1940s German author Walter Ben- about…authoring something,” Pi- was going on in the 20th century of understanding the new technol- jamin and post a response to their ano said. “The whole concept of United States.” ogies that will become an inherent See Blog, page 15 ointhe‘nique j blueprint erato northavenuereview T-Book

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Dave Studstill, an Industrial En- HOPE from page 11 gineering junior, said, “It’s a good It’s innovation, baby local college, with full tuition pro- idea. It gets people to study more, vided, based on their high school since after all, if you have a high GPA. GPA, that can’t be all.” This exposes a very different as- Janet Moody, a third year Man- pect of the Georgia school system. agement major, agreed. “As long as How many teachers provide a slight they’re giving money,” she said, “they grade modification, or “inflation,” can put whatever stipulations they to allow students to attain the man- want on it.” datory GPA for HOPE? Other students offer other sug- Fortunately, the quality of ad- gestions besides a minimum SAT. missions at Tech may cushion the One suggestion is that the spending impact of Perdue’s proposa, should on SAT programs could be moni- it to go into effect. tored at the high school level, or a Deborah Smith, Associate Vice cut on some of the other avenues Provost for Enrollment, agreed that the lottery assets are spent on could Tech’s high SAT requirement would maintain the HOPE scholarship. not cause many disruptions in ad- For example, “We could in- mission standards. crease the GPA required, but not However, she said, “SAT scores include the SAT scores,” said Thuy used in a vacu- Trinh Dang, a um to determine third-year Bio- access to a pro- chemistry ma- gram is not ap- jor. propriate.” “As long as they’re Budget con- “Making a de- giving money, they cerns may also cision of admis- underlie the sion based can put whatever proposal to base entirely on the stipulations they want HOPE on SATs, even the on it.” SATs. Accord- By Ethan Trewhitt / SPECIAL TO THE ‘NIQUE College Board ing to statistics, The Global Learning Center at Technology Square was host to the GE Innovation Summit Wednesday, agrees, is the Janet Moody during the first featuring a panel discussion with GE executives and Tech professors. Tech is one of seven colleges on wrong way to ap- Management junior year of HOPE’s GE’s College Innovation Tour, which also includes Purdue, Northeastern and Boston University. proach the deci- creation in 1993 sion,” she said. by former Gov- From a finan- ernor Roy Bar- people that you’re actually reading... jor, pointed out. cial aid perspective, there may also nes, 42,807 students were awarded Blog from page 14 they’re constantly updating, so you However, there is no denying be cause for concern. Marie Mons, a total of $21.4 million. know how they’re feeling at differ- that the scope of weblogging goes Director of Financial Aid, said that Now, with the scholarship as an Some of the students hailed the ent times,” said Bobby Brewer, an- outside the classroom. Earlier this she is “concerned about how stu- incentive, more students work harder use of blogging as both liberating other student in Tryon’s class. semester, Tryon linked to well- dents finance their education.” to maintain the crucial 3.0 average and entertaining. Some students also prefer a more known political blogger Rachel Lu- With the lack of appropriate funds throughout high school. “You are able to express your- traditional English class curriculum. cas’ site as recommended reading. that students might receive with the As a result, during this past 2002- self—both formally and informal- “I’d like to see us going back to Lucas, known on the web for her SAT requirement, they might choose 2003 school year, the number of ly—[and are able to] get your ideas older texts and analyzing older liter- biting commentary and sarcastic wit, not to attend Tech. students receiving HOPE has jumped out in a public forum,” said Alex ature,” added Brewer. discovered the link and responded “There will be some belt-tight- to 211,938, with $360.7 million Kennedy, one of the students in Industrial Engineering major Fan enthusiastically to the idea of being ening,” stated Mons, “not a com- awarded in total. Tryon’s class. Yang simply felt that studying we- part of a class project. plete castration.” The cost of the students attend- Industrial Engineering major blogs is a “waste of time,” while This sort of reaction is encour- Student opinion on the propos- ing college with HOPE grows larg- Chris Zhang observed, “[It’s] more another student said that it was “hor- aging for the future of blogging as a al also varies, though the difficult er with each year, and the profits fun than writing papers.” rible [and] annoying.” tool in the English classroom. Try- academic atmosphere of Tech cause sold from lottery tickets may even- Others, however, dislike the fo- Others dislike that the class is on, in particular, hopes to use simi- many students to agree with the tually be unable to provide all stu- cus on weblogging, citing their dis- studying blogging exclusively. “There larly-structured classes in the future more stringent criteria for the schol- dents having a 3.0 GPA with the comfort over the personal nature are other internet mediums,” Brett if this one succeeds. “In a way, this arship. full scholarship. and variability of blogs. “It’s real Bell, a Computer Engineering ma- is the beta test,” he said. ENTERTAINMENTpage 17 Technique • Friday, October 10, 2003 • 17

Roadtrip to Orlando Can we win again? ENTERTAINMENT Looking for a weekend getaway in Jackets head to Wake Forest this October? Head south to find a scare weekend to try and convert the like none other. Page 23 Deamon Deacons. Page 30 Technique • Friday, October 10, 2003

Can you feel the Ludacris delivers Chicken N Beer love tonight? The rapper speaks with the ‘Nique about his newly released album and years at Georgia State Part-time Atlanta resident and international superstar Elton John By Echezona Ukah sity, Georgia State, Ludacris spent a will be in concert Nov. 19 at the Contributing Writer lot of time interning at a radio sta- Arena at Gwinnett Center. The tion in Atlanta as a DJ. It was there show is at 8:30 p.m. and tickets are Have you ever wondered what that he learned a lot about how the available for $61. you would do if you saw a chicken music industry works. drinking beer—perhaps laying un- “Being at the radio station, there der the tap of a keg with its beak was a lot of hands-on things and Chris Rock drops by wide open? I might microwave some learning a lot of political stuff about popcorn and cheer the chicken to the business,” Ludacris said. Atlanta to perform 50 Cents’ In da Club. Well, during One such entertainer was famous King of comedy Chris Rock will an interview to promote his new producer Timbaland. He took a day be in Atlanta Nov. 9 at the Fox album, Chicken off his job at the Theatre as part of his “Black Ambi- N Beer, which radio station to tion” tour. It starts at 8 p.m., and dropped this head to Virgin- tickets, on sale Saturday, Oct. 11, Tuesday, Ludac- “I tried that excuse ia and record a start at $40. ris told the ‘Nique track with Tim- what he would when I forgot my baland. He used say if he saw a girlfriend’s birthday—it the excuse that Hoobastank to chicken with he was having beer-in-beak. didn’t quite work out family prob- play at Tabernacle Rapper and as I expected,” lems. Rock group Hoobastank brings actor Ludacris, “I tried that its sound to the Tabernacle next born Chris Bridg- Ludacris excuse when I Friday, Oct. 17. Make sure to check es 25 years ago, Rapper/Actor forgot my girl- out the show and our interview with has come a long friend’s birth- the band next issue to hear their way since he ap- day—it didn’t recap of the show, especially since peared on the hip- quite work out the venue is so close to Tech. hop scene with his first and second as I expected,” he said. albums: Back for the 1st Time in Indeed, Ludacris did learn a lot 2000 and Word of Mouf in 2001. at the radio station. So much that Soulful lineup at With album sales totaling over sev- he went ahead and started his own en million and numerous awards, label in order to take better charge the Roxy Theater including Grammy nominations, Lu- of where he wanted to steer his ca- Maroon 5, Gavin DeGraw and dacris has proven to be a strong reer. Today, he is the CEO of Dis- Marc Broussard perform at the Roxy influence on the hip-hop commu- turbing Tha Peace, based right here next Wednesday, Oct. 15. The nity, especially here in the South. in Atlanta. Photo Courtesy Def Jam Records ‘Nique will sit down with Degraw While he studied music man- Ludacris’ sports his unique fro promoting the newly released album and Broussard at the show. Look agement at our neighboring univer- See Ludacris, page 18 Chicken N Beer. He started college as a music management major. for the interviews next issue. Jaqbo Cafe delights with Tarantino outshines even himself tasty tapas, atmosphere with fourth feature film Kill Bill By Evan Zasoski so all of you vast multitudes with- By Jason Allen ment jolt delivered from start to Speaking of violence, there’s lots Contributing Writer out personal transportation don’t Contributing Writer finish. Uma Thurman plays a name- of it. Not the quick hint and then have to worry. less character known only as “The cutaway wimpy version, either. The Jaqbo Bakery and Cafe is per- Located on Hemphill Avenue Remember when the overdosed Bride.” Left for dead during her rapidly mounting body parts ini- haps the best possible place in the near the intersection with North- druggie gets a gigantic hypodermic wedding ceremony after an ambush tially engage the recoil reflex from immediate area to take a date. This side Drive, Jaqbo is a European bakery needle to the heart in Pulp Fiction? by the Deadly Viper Assassination their graphic and grotesque nature. is, of course, assuming that one can specializing in tapas-style cuisine. Once again, director Quentin Taran- Squad, she seeks revenge on the crew Then it evolves into an almost run- find a date, but that’s neither here The prices are cheap, but deceptive- tino has infused his latest film, Kill behind the party slaughter. ning gag throughout to expect the nor there. It’s cozy, romantically lit, ly so, as the portions provided would Bill: Volume 1, with such Crossing off names one-by-one next severed limb spraying a geyser and it’s just this side of impossible barely pass for appetizers at most an adrenaline on a to-do hit list, this solitary re- of blood in shower nozzle fashion. to make a pig out of oneself without restaurants. But then again, that’s kick venge machine sets out on a mission For a moviegoer who usually out- making a conscious effort. On top to travel the world disposing of her right despises straight-up action with- of that, it’s within walking distance, See Jaqbo, page 18 enemies. The ultimate goal is, yes, to kill Bill, the mastermind. See Billy, page 21 Kill Bill: Vol. 1 ttttt Starring: Uma Thurman Directed By: Quentin Tarantino

that even though narratively soul- less, it still provides some of the most exhilarating moments captured on celluloid in memory. Tarantino, the movie geek dar- ling, finally brings a script to the screen after a six-year hiatus, and it noticeably lacks his trademark pop- culture-referencing dialogue and wit- ty banter. Instead, he’s opted to create his love letter to the kung-fu genre, relegating the humorous element to a supporting, but still present, role. The plot summary will be rela- By Ayan Kashore/ STUDENT PUBLICATIONS tively short, because frankly, there Photo Courtesy Miramax Publicity The restaurant, located close to West Campus, offers a perfect date is no plot. And it does not matter in Uma Thurman stars in the movie slicing and dicing her way through atmosphere for students. It offers moderately priced international fare. the least as to the sheer entertain- thousands of opponents including Lucy Liu’s coldhearted character. 18 • Friday, October10, 2003 • Technique ENTERTAINMENT

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however, I can’t seem to get the said. personally recommend the oven- Ludacris from page 17 chorus out of my head. I keep see- On the other side of the fence, Jaqbo from page 17 roasted lamb. ing a mirage of stripper poles. Ludacris founded a youth organiza- The food is excellent, but don’t Chicken N Beer, the third install- Inspirations for his album in- tion in 2000 called the Ludacris what tapas are all about, you can expect to leave with a full belly. ment from Ludacris, released Oct. clude women and “how life can be Foundation. It encourages the youth pick and choose. Though high in quality, the dishes 7, promises to be more versatile than hard sometimes.... Some songs are to achieve their dreams through music The decor is straight out of a are decidedly lacking in quantity anything he has done in the past. based on my life, and where I am at and arts. real-life European cafe, complete with and the low price tags on the indi- With guest MCs from his label such my life now. Some songs are based Although he never graduated from three huge drapes—red, green and vidual items could very well add up as Lil’Fate, Shawnna, Chingy, Tity on where I am trying to have fun, Georgia State, he believes that a col- white—covering almost the entire to a hefty bill before you even know Boi to I-20, 8-Ball and Snoop Dogg, some songs are based on women.” lege education is very important ceiling, along with cartoonish de- it. the album is definitely star-packed. Ludacris also shed some light on because it “forces you to think by pictions of European life. However, where Jaqbo really The first single from the new peer-to-peer music sharing. yourself and to think as an individ- Also, on Fridays, one can expect shines is in its desserts. I had a ti- album, Stand Up, is a party favorite. “They are trying to control it the ual.“ live music from local bands. ramisu that had me fighting the urge I did stand up in the club, and I love best that they can. Like, I know In response to Bill O’Reilly’s claim The night that I went, a band to lick the plate when I was done. If the way it encourages dancing as a Napster is coming back [to offer that Ludacris is a bad influence on called Problem Thomas was play- you have nothing else at Jaqbo, you contact sport. It’s an up-tempo track legal music downloads]…it should the American youth, Ludacris says ing a Counting Crows-esque set that, absolutely must have dessert. with beats that make you want to be a good outcome, especially know- on one of the tracks in his album: needless to say, felt out of place in a So, next Friday night, work up move your hips and shoulders like a ing that artists are going to get paid “Shout out to Bill O’Reilly, I’m throw restaurant that seems to have gone what little courage you have, and soldier-turned-patriotic pimp. I love and that’s what’s important. Of you a curve…. Buy my beverage to such great lengths to shoot for ask that special someone that you’ve the track. course, when people can get free and it will calm your nerves.” authenticity. had your eye on from afar (read: P’ Poppin is a stripper track fea- downloads…for a new artist or some So what would Ludacris say if he The fare is mostly tapas, small stalking) and ask him or her if they turing Shawnna. It has the usual artists it can be a good and bad saw a chicken drinking beer? dishes intended to be ordered en wouldn’t like to join you for some dirty-South feel to it with lots of thing because sometimes it would “Oh man, you’re killing me right masse to make for a satisfying meal. of the best damned tiramisu on the repetitive beats. get your music to people who now, I don’t know what the hell I The prices hover in the range of face of the earth. If this place doesn’t I am not a big fan of the track; wouldn’t normally listen to it,” he would say,” he laughed. about five dollars per item. I would get you a girlfriend, nothing will. ENTERTAINMENT Technique • Friday, October 10, 2003 • 19 Coen brothers return in force with Clooney in Intolerable Cruelty By Evan Zasoski least a little bit along the way. This grocery or to-do list to be attended Contributing Writer is not to say that the film is bad by to after the current scene was com- any stretch of the imagination. It’s a plete, but that could have been in- Before I start this review, I need thoroughly enjoyable movie-going tentional dispassion. to get one quick thing out of the experience. It just doesn’t deliver The story clips along like a heavy- way. It may seem odd and quite out on every single count. handed morality play for the first of place, but it must be said. I don’t The film revolves around the two-thirds of the film with witty think that I’m giving anything away characters of George Clooney’s Miles, dialogue and cute absurdity being in saying this, but the statement a delightfully weasely divorce law- the prime factors standing between that I’m about to make concerns a yer, obsessed with the whiteness of the viewer and boredom. fairly major plot point of the film his teeth and Catherine Zeta-Jones’ Though, in fairness, they stand that is based upon absolute fallacy, Marilyn, a professional gold pretty tall. It isn’t until the movie and if I don’t say something about it digger who col- nears its end that it becomes much in this review, I feel I may go mad. lects more than a series of hilarious situa- Here it is: physically destroying a tions connected by a plot that feels legal contract does in no way, shape almost like an afterthought. or form nullify it. There. Now that Intolerable Cruelty However, once the film really that’s done with, on with the re- ttttt gets going, it’s more than worth the view. Starring: George Clooney wait. Gone is the nagging feeling Intolerable Cruelty, the latest film and Catherine Zeta Jones that more than a few of those in- from the much acclaimed Coen Directed By: Coen Bros. volved are merely mailing it in. The brothers, is a story about love— dialogue gets better, the jokes less well, largely life without it. It is a surnames like trophies of successful forced, and the storyline no longer story about the limits of reason and hunts. feels like it was heavily influenced Photo Courtesy Universal Pictures dispassion. Both are cold, dispassionate oppor- by the results of a focus group. Although cold in the start, the acting of George Clooney and Catherine And, it is a story about the eter- tunists who profit greatly from the What begins as an entertaining, Zeta Jones warms up to form a highly enjoyable but shallow comedy. nal battle within the human soul artful exploitation of the love of those if slightly hollow, romantic comedy between the intangible joy derived around them, and both hate them- ends as an achievement worthy of To give a film like Intolerable Cruel- of great. from love and trusting those you selves for it. Though, only Cloon- the Coen brothers’ illustrious repu- ty a fair hearing could very well take That said, allow me to summa- love and the tempting but ultimate- ey’s character knows it. tations. It’s just a shame that it takes up the length of a small novella. rize. Intolerable Cruelty is a thor- ly hollow joy to be distilled from Both actors turn in commend- so long for them to get into high This is especially true when said oughly enjoyable movie and I material wealth. able performances, but I couldn’t gear. film is neither awful nor particular- wholeheartedly recommend that you Unfortunately, a film with such quite shake the feeling throughout This movie is much too large to ly breathtaking but is merely good— go see it. However, it is a strictly lofty goals cannot help but falter at the film that each was planning a properly review in such a small space. perhaps even knocking on the door walk, don’t run, affair. Radiohead showcases groundbreaking music at HiFi Buys Ampitheater By Erich Hansen Stand Up.” neously stimulate multiple senses. ferent camera effects were imple- wood. Originally called On A Fri- Contributing Writer Though most of the new CD The lighting and sound effects al- mented at various times, enhancing day, they later changed their name was performed, old favorites like most seemed to defy the laws of the meaning and experience of songs. to the title of a Talking Heads’ song, Wooing fans this past Monday, “Paranoid Android” and “Creep” physics. Unfortunately for lawn attend- “Radio Head”. Their music is a Radiohead gave a stellar performance from previous releases made the line- Combined with the vibrations ees, a few rain clouds came to spoil unique blend of hard rock, elec- at the HiFi Buys Lakewood Am- up as well. “Airbag” and “Fake Plas- from lead singer Thom Yorke’s vo- the good fun. However, fans were tronic and the occasional slow mel- phitheater. The concert was part of tic Trees” were staples of the two cals, the show reached such fantas- not deterred by the bad weather, ody. Hail to the Thief is their sixth the tour promoting their new CD, encores. However, the show focused tic proportions that, for a minute, which did not last very long. De- CD release. In a weird and wonder- Hail to the Thief. primarily on the new material. one could easily become lost in all spite the rain, it was a phenomenal ful coincidence, Yorke’s birthday was After opening with “The Gloam- Radiohead’s use of lighting ef- the frenzied excitement. show for die-hard Radiohead fans Tuesday, the day after the concert. ing,” 10 of the 14 songs on the Hail fects, smoke and ambient electron- Displays of the band could be and occasional listeners alike. Fans en masse shouted “Happy Birth- to the Thief album were performed. ic sounds made for a thoroughly seen to the immediate left and right Radiohead is composed of Thom day.” Such songs included hits like “2 + 2 rocking experience. Lighting was of the stage and were as much a part Yorke, Phil Selway, Ed O’Brien and “I get cheap car insurance now,” = 5,” “Myxomatosis” and “Sit Down, timed with guitar riffs to simulta- of the show as the band itself. Dif- the brothers Jonny and Colin Green- he said in response.

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By Robert Zimmerman 68. April addressee 5. Lodge Uniter Feature Syndicate 69. Volcano action 6. Chekhov play, with “The” 70. Palatial 7. Pick up the tab ACROSS 71. - for the money 8. Avoiding 1. Philosopher, of a type 72. Spoonerism of 55 Across: 9. Fed. Health agcy. 8. Finale 3 wds. 10. How to make fritters: 2 11. Judges in stripes 75. Lambs or dactyls wds. 15. Hatfield-McCoy affair 76. Latin farewell 11. Take it back 19. Crosby, for one 77. Ham orders 12. Submissive 20. Potsdam pronoun 78. Gambler’s woe 13. Worthless entertainment 21. Nifty 79. Business abbr. 14. Spirit of - - 22. “- boy!” 80. Binder 15. Put on weight 23. Some sorority members 81. Alias 16. Question for Brutus: 2 24. Brie may be on it: 2 wds. 82. “Time” founder Henry - wds. 27. Myths, perhaps 83. Feat 17. Some Shoshoneans 28. Deep cut 84. “- Fair” 18. Challenge 30. Pikes, for one 85. Fries, perhaps: 2 wds. 25. Morays 31. Blunt 88. Swing wildly 26. Can-do 32. Cuckoo 89. Fairway choice 29. They go on easily: hyph. 33. Monarch or swallow-tail 90. Ho Chi - 33. Rhythm 35. Whimper 91. Spoonerism of 33 Across: 34. Split 36. “The First -” 2 wds. 35. “Symposium” author 38. Pitchers 93. Girls’ org. 37. Individuals 39. Rub the wrong way 96. Brazilian exports 39. Open-eyed 43. Beep 99. Lattice piece 40. The best 45. Like a forest 100. Romanov title 41. Bugler’s sign-off 46. Opening of Moore clas- 101. Mimicked 42. Women’s rights issue: sic 102. Spoonerism of 24 Across: abbr. 47. Convertible 2 wds. 43. Sordid 48. Plumed wader 105. Waitress, of a kind 44. Arctic abode 49. Cantaloupe castoff 107. Gulf VIP 46. Clock’s pulse 50. Arbitrary decree 108. Heroic 49. Marion - of “Happy Days” 51. SA grassland 109. Summer on the Loire 50. Pass out 53. Woe is me! 110. Turn into a spray 51. Surf sound 54. Chinese group 111. “Wait Until -” 52. Pat Boone’s “- That a 2 wds. 79. Dinghy 95. Stirred in 55. Wholesale falsehoods: 3 112. Clammy Shame” 66. Cove 80. On guard 96. Galloped wds. 113. Actress Charlotte - 54. Body 67. Not convinced 82. Oil source 97. City in Quebec 57. “Apres - le deluge” 114. Joined with a mortis 55. Falls noisily 69. Memorable time 83. Disorder 98. Israel’s Golda - 58. Chinese idol 56. Winter’s Jack - 70. The P in PRC 84. Quiver 99. Hebrew letter 59. Same 58. Pulls roughly 72. Odin’s nemesis 86. Begin a cruise 101. Rounds 60. Also- - DOWN 59. Fevers 73. Educational inst. 87. Buenos - 103. 1040 adviser 61. Site of first golf game in 1. Milan’s La - 62. Quarterback decision 74. Five of a kind 88. Sharp alternative 104. O’Hare posting U.S. 2. Synthetic fiber 63. Come up 75. Orchard sight: 2 wds. 91. Press agent, colloquially 106. Director - Howard 63. Greek drama episodes 3. Sound on the roof: 2 wds. 64. Thumbs-down votes 76. In - veritas 92. Moroccan port 64. A ring may adorn it 4. Diamond plate 65. Spoonerism of 3 Down: 77. Possesses 94. Confiscate See Solutions, page 32 sliver box at my present rate of class takeage, I should be at least a 6th or possibly 7th year senior Take that Clement, time for old 6 finger Maghee You know, I'm really very lonely, eeevil ex ex girlfriend wants to get back together, but ex girlfriend who I love doesnt =( Have you ever felt so alone and miserable that you wanted to do something crazy? You know like eating a hot dog....WITH REL- ISH!!!! OMG!!!! DID HE SAY RELISH?!?!?!?! HES CRAZY!!!!!! If God is so smart, why doesnt he know why kids love the hunny sweet taste of cinnamon toast crunch? 2 fast, 2 furious, like a pimp....those are the words to a song and movie? Wow I was just recanting how my ex described our antics in.... Bethany, I love you Oh miss Hayes, if you only knew just how fine you really are ;) instead of milfs...pilfs, professors...you know the rest =P I wish I had that pamphlet for my ex right about now...damn c.o.d. charges So so lonely =(, the King of no pants is lonely and cold ='( A nice girlfriend who doesnt turn psycho, thats all I ask for How does Kenny Lofton always find himself in the postseason?...and against the braves? That has to be at least half the sliver box right there. Ok folks, the rest is up to you =) and I will stop writing these right about...... wait for it...... almost there...... oh so close.....no.....haha didnt put w...damn mildly attractive very adaptable male seeks same in female, must like and know stuff that guy who lives down the hall...yeah, the one who walks around in just boxers & beanies...I'd have his babies I found an answer to the "LACK" of GOOD food on Tech Campus...www.culture2go.com Culture2Go delivers Juniors food all over campus for less than the price of going there ($5.00) my new favorite Movie: "Whale Riders" it made me cry out loud...thanx for the napkins to wipe my tears... technology square is not that far away...lazy people! Diana: haven't seen you in a while... donde andas???

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Billy from page 17 ...10101101 10101010101010101...... Two Bits out story development, Kill Bill man- ages to dispel those concerns be- cause of the visceral thrills and goofy-grin fun factor. Two Bits Man loves stupid people, unimaginable items on eBay It’s not hyperbole to state that These days, it’s really hard to say even have a grandma spleen dia- fold. However, when it came time He asked if I would only charge this film takes the much-vaunted whether I’ve become too jaded in mond like I’ve mentioned in the for the buyer to ante up some green, shipping on one of them if he won Matrix Reloaded beat-‘em-up mo- the intellectual surroundings of Geor- past. I had my first experience with eBay both. I told him that I wouldn’t. He ments, “Burly Brawl” included, and gia Tech to tolerate morons, or if I’m a long time eBay buyer, but I stupidity. then sent me another email that said, smacks them around to leave no I’m just becoming a jerk. Though, have recently decided to try my hand The buyer flatly did not pay me, “Two Bits Man, you are actually doubt who’s king. Disappointed the Two Bits Man is perfect, so I at selling objects on the site. I’ve and then sent me an email telling planning on charging me shipping watching Neo toss hundreds of ob- suspect that it’s being jaded with always assumed that eBay caters to me that he was completely broke. I on both if I win?” I believe this is a viously computer-generated Agent intellectuals. dullwits—after all, it is a place teem- can appreciate being flatly broke, great duh moment. Didn’t I cover Smiths like rag dolls? Take a look at By now, you’ve probably come ing with people who want to spend but Two Bits Man, super-sleuth that when I said that he’d have to Thurman’s martial arts ballet as she to know the Two Bits Man as a more on objects than they could looked at his other auction activity, pay twice? lays waste to a group the same size of conceited snob who makes fun of pay for them in a store, and exploi- and would you believe that he bought Aside from the fact that part of flesh-and-blood Japanese yakuza. idiots, and for that, I fervently thank tation is the cause and the creed of two things after the fun of eBay Whether dancing up a staircase you. Clearly, you’ve been keeping the Technique. So, I decided to pawn my projector, is overcharging railing or wielding a massive sword, up with the back issues. Nonethe- off some consumer electronics ob- and (gasp of for shipping, so she assumes command of the stage less, in my years of cynicism, I some- jects I own. shock here) they “I can’t really say that as to extort more and highlights why the production how have overlooked one of the most Up until now, you may have no- were more ex- I’m the greatest money from halted to wait until after her real-life important centers of idiocy on the ticed how kind and honest the con- pensive than the your clients, pregnancy. planet—eBay. sumer electronics industry is “A man projector I sold genius to ever live, but there was the The eye candy jumps out in nearly eBay is a place where you can with your discriminating tastes needs him. there is a certain level added fact that I every shot, from the use of gritty buy an action figure of The Spleen only the best speakers. These are a I don’t know now had to black-and-white footage and slow- from “Mystery Men,” or a book mere six thousand dollars.” if I should be of stupidity with which charge him more motion elegance to fights silhouett- about spleens for that matter. I must Also, think about how they’re shocked at his I just can not deal.” on principle. ed in the darkness employing confess that I was a bit surprised to always looking out for the consum- stupidity for not Consider it a stu- extremely creative weaponry. Pre- see that no one is currently selling er’s best interests. “For only a hun- knowing that I pidity tax. Oh, pare to be stunned by a beautiful an actual spleen, but I’m sure it’s dred more dollars, you can have the could look at his how I wish we and lengthy anime sequence that only a matter of time before extended warranty.” auction activity or if I should be could charge stupidity tax on peo- simply shows up during the middle the market fixes that. They I feel as though an angered by his assumption that I ple who say stupid things to us. of the live action to establish per- might industry with such up- would be too stupid to look at his That would be as useful as the an- sonal background. standing representatives bidding activity. Either way, I gave noying-coworker-who-makes-you- An eclectic soundtrack highlights deserves yet one more, him a stern scolding, and told him stay-late tariff. fine musical taste, as obscure selec- and that is why I have that he was doing a poor job up- I can’t really say that I’m the tions evoke the desired mood of the chosen to use eBay as holding the sanctity of eBay. That greatest genius to ever live, but there moment, whether it be tormenting a forum in which to should teach him a valuable lesson. is a certain level of stupidity with sadness or impending doom of co- part with some of my My second experience with eBay which I just cannot deal. However, lossal carnage. most prized pos- genius came the very same week. everyone I dealt with in my eBay Had Tarantino trimmed the fat, sessions. This time, I opted to sell another sales has been of that variety of mo- the end result could have been a I started computer gem that I’d scored at the ron. It has started to make me won- perfect concoction that still exhib- my eBay selling same computer show. der just how far I can push the its style without substance, and all frenzy with a I very explicitly said that I only envelope. in a single movie. video projector ship in the US, but alas, the win- I think I will put a dollar bill on As it stands now, despite the in- I’d acquired at ning bidder forgot that Toronto is there and see just how high it goes; I dulgences, the first installment con- a computer not in the US. Either that, or he daresay it might go for two. On that stantly keeps presenting innovative show for a neg- confused Toronto, Canada with note, I have some more auctions to visual tricks and breathtaking cho- ligible amount Toronto, Kansas—clearly an easy place, so until next week, this is the reography. Even without the cliff- of money. I mistake. Two Bits Man reminding you that hanger ending, you’ll be marking then eBayed it The third and fourth items I sold if academia has you down, and you your calendars for a return trip to up by an astro- on eBay were similar items, and one need to drop the level of intellect for catch Volume 2 in February. nomical seven- buyer wanted to buy both of them. a bit, just auction something.

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We worked hard to earn that title. 22 • Friday, October10, 2003 • Technique ENTERTAINMENT Tech’s own Bishop Don rocks local scene When night falls, demons By Narayana Varahabhatla Bishop is a regular at the Dark vocal brilliance of the singer and Contributing Writer Horse Tavern and Smith’s Olde Bar, guitar player Blair Crimmins. come out to play in Orlando both famed for the quality of local Crimmins has a voice that invites Big things do come in small pack- artists who perform there. The band you to close your eyes and enjoy the ages. Just ask Bishop Don. The rock is a self-described melting pot of moment. The guitar, bass, and drums group is made up mostly of twenty- fit his voice like a glove, neither somethings, yet it has a maturity overpowering nor too weak. and confidence with the microphone The third song is the pinnacle of that eludes many college bands. “They have a minimal the entire CD. Entitled “If You Can’t A band of three members, Bish- presence on the web, Feel It,” it almost defies definition. op has been entertaining the local The next four songs have minor music scene for over a year. Their whereas their flaws. They move slightly towards self-titled CD consists of seven deli- influence on the local the extravagant guitar riffs found in ciously simple yet penetrating songs. rock music of the 80s, only to re- While most college bands lack music scene is much treat back to the modesty of the first any musical luster and still gain fame more significant. ” three songs. “Traffic” comes dan- via the internet, Bishop has taken a gerously close to the mindless repe- more conservative way to make fans: tition of monosyllabic nonsense that by making good music and enter- fills the airways. taining people in local venues. musical styles: rock, punk, funk, reg- Eager fans or curious students They have a minimal presence gae and hip-hop. can catch their next live concert this on the web, whereas their influence Their CD begins with a Dy- Oct. 18 at Smith’s Olde Bar. A se- on the local music scene is much lanesque harmonica riff followed by lection of their songs is also avail- more significant. a three minute introduction to the able at www.mp3.com. Photo Courtesy Universal Studios For one month out of the year Universal Studios turns Islands of Adventure Rap battles strut talents at Apache Cafe into a huge horror festival consisting of six incredible haunted houses. By Vivian Vakili to the contestants, letting them de- striking, even more so when you By Art Seavey entation is inevitable, and it is as if Senior Staff Writer cide who goes first. Usually, one take into consideration how quick- Entertainment Editor you stepped into the movies with steps up immediately. ly they are concocted. The crowd killer clowns appearing out of no- Adrenaline comes in many forms. What ensues is a free-for-all in- picks the winner via their cheering. If nothing scares you then you’ve where, even from places you thought Some like illegal behavior, some like sult contest, often including in-your- Even the strength to get on stage is obviously never been down to Or- were solid walls. car chases, and some just like to admirable, however, and a certain lando’s Islands of Adventure for Hal- The park hires over 1,100 actors rhyme at breakneck speed with amaz- mutual respect is demonstrated by a loween Horror Nights 13. The masters to fill the area. So even if guests ing accuracy and genius poetics. For quick hug between opponents pri- of cinema convert the park into a emerge from the haunted houses those who have seen the rap battle “The constant puns or to their battle. seething city of fright. All the rides alive, there is not a solitary moment scene from the movie 8 Mile, you are incredibly striking, Before and between the battles, I stay open till 2 a.m., allowing the where a person is safe from a heart- know what I’m talking about. had the chance to speak to a couple darkness add to the experience. attack inducing scare. If you’re interested in seeing this when you take into of the winners. KEL, an acronym In addition, six of easily the best This event is well worth the time sort of rush first-hand head to the consideration how for “Knowledge, Energy, Life,” ex- haunted houses ever are created for and money. I am dead serious, it is Apache Cafe every Tuesday night. plained that he has been emceeing the occasion. Among these an in- truly unique and will scare all the Dres Tha Beatnik is host for the quickly they are for the past eight years. His goal, sane asylum offers a truly disgusting machismo out of you. Plus, it’s a evening, regulating the four rap bat- concocted.” however, is an incredibly unselfish bathroom, with feces galore, a pu- Universal Studios Park, which ri- tles that culminate in a final tourna- one. He hopes to unify the Atlanta trid stench, and toilets that shoot vals Disney World with ease. ment. Dres is backed by a band that emcee culture, to introduce a sense what’s hopefully water at guests. forms a certain beat, and then the of mutual respect and working to- The clown funhouse is just amaz- Tickets are $51.95 with the event challenge is posed for two individu- face graphic language and even sub- gether. This seems like a very ap- ing. Guests must wear 3D glasses running from now until Nov. 1 on 21 als to take the stage. tle and not-so-subtle shrugs and spit- propriate goal, as there is undeniable while walking through the halls of select nights. Check out Dres then offers the microphone ting. The constant puns are incredibly tension at such events. mirrors and small passages. Disori- www.halloweenhorrornights.com. 26 • Friday, October10, 2003 • Technique SPORTS Tech hockey opener ends in split with Longhorns By Michael Clarke slow start,” said Sperlich, “Many of Tech the goal was overturned be- Contributing Writer the younger players are not accus- cause of the Texas player kicking tomed to playing games so close the puck into the neck. Ledyard Tech hockey split last weekend’s together, and didn’t prepare them- opened up the third period with a showdown in its home opener with selves properly.” goal less than a minute in to even up the University of Texas at Austin . Texas opened up scoring 4:58 the score at three. Texas opened the Friday series into the first period after taking ad- The third period was hard fought with an early goal by Don Powers. vantage of a pass that went through as the Texas team really went after On Tech’s Bill Lindmark’s third the legs of Kirby and scoring the Tech and injured four players dur- shift of the game, the shaft of his first short-handed goal of the sea- ing the period. Tech stood its ground, stick snapped. Then Jamie Ledyard son against Tech. Chang snuck past but Texas was able to score a goal stepped up the effort for the Yellow the Longhorn defense and collected with less than three minutes to go in Jackets. He scored on a power play a pass to score on another break- the game. Tech was unable to re- at the 11:45 mark of the first peri- away. spond and the final score was 4-3 od. Jay Simonini scored at 14:58 Several first period penalties had Texas. giving Tech the lead that they would Tech reeling and the sloppiness con- Tech had several players go down never give up. Thierprayon, Shan- tinued as Tech gave Texas a two- at some point in time over the week- dolow and Jacobs followed in the man advantage at the end of the end to injury. Sweeney hit the boards third period with goals to give Tech first period. Texas capitalized and hard in the opener and re-aggravat- an even larger cushion. made the score 3-0. Tech needed ed an old knee injury. In the second “It sure felt good to destroy the something positive to happen and game: Sweeney injured his wrist and [Texas] guys,” said Simonini. quickly. Simoni stepped up and thumb, Thierprayon injured his knee, Goalie Roland Sperlich attributed scored on a power play early in the Zaucha took a shot to the wrist after Tech falling behind earlier in the second. Mike Zaucha followed short- scoring his second goal and Shan- game to “three early miscues.” Tech ly there after with a goal of his own. dolow took a hit to the head. ended up winning their first home At the end of the second period, Tech will play two more games game 5-1. Texas tried to put the final nail in next weekend. On Oct. 18 at 6 p.m. By Scott Meuleners / STUDENT PUBLICATIONS However, in the second game Tech’s coffin as they scored a goal to and 9:30 p.m., the team will face off While Tech’s football team took on the Wolfpack for Homecoming, the Tech started off slow. “Homecom- give them a two-goal lead going into against Washington. The games will club hockey team faced the Texas Longhorns. Tech crushed the Long- ing events had a lot to do with the the third period, but fortunately for once again be held at Ice Atlanta. horns last Friday but fell to them in the second game after multiple injuries. SPORTS Technique • Friday, October 10, 2003 • 27 New ACC schedule creates new rivalries, ends old By Andy Holt most permanent fixtures in the top “I am upset that we are losing round. FSU will be missed. Contributing Writer 10, the games will pose great chal- the great FSU rivalry; however, I Women’s basketball will play 14 “We are very fortunate in men’s lenges for Tech. Tech will face the am very happy that we are playing league games. Tech will play four and women’s basketball,” he said. Those who are thinking of grad- aforementioned teams on the road Miami and Virginia Tech,” said An- ACC teams twice and six ACC teams Braine added that Tech fared better uating in the next two years should the following season. drew Howard, a fourth year Com- once. Final decisions on who will than the other four schools in foot- try and remember this weekend’s The price for the home schedule puter Science major. play the men’s team home-and- ball because it does not have to face game, as it is the last time Tech will is the loss of the Wake Forest and In basketball, each team in the the powerhouse trio of Florida State, face Wake Forest on the gridiron FSU games. The ACC tried to pair 11-member conference will play two Miami and Virginia Tech in one for a while. And the close loss to the conference rivals four times each, in season. Seminoles? It was the last shot at home-and-home series. Tech will “I’m excited to be When asked as to whether the breaking their undefeated streak “With both Miami play each of the other teams home- playing big teams like addition of another team to the ACC against the Jackets until at least the and-home one season and once the to make a 12-team ACC would af- 2006-2007 season. and Virginia Tech following season. Tech’s rival games Miami and Virginia fect the new schedule, Braine said The ACC recently released a new almost permanent are against Clemson and Wake For- Tech. If we can’t beat that he “personally wants to add scheduling system for the next two est. another team” and believes that ex- seasons that incorporates the addi- fixtures in the top 10, The basketball schedule is not as one Florida team, pansion was meant to make a 12 tions of Miami and Virginia Tech the games will pose affected by the addition of another we’ll beat another.” member conference. However, any into the conference. team because the length of the sea- team added now would not become With consideration given to tra- great challenges for son can accommodate another three Jonathan Layer a member until after the 2004-2005 ditional rivalries, new inter-confer- Tech.” conference games. Management major season. ence showdowns and the Since the ACC is the nation’s The student body’s reactions to ever-important issue of filling stadi- premier college basketball confer- the decision have been positive as ums, the new schedule brings some ence, more conference games will home, and who the women will play well. key additions and losses to the Jack- off teams for football into tradition- increase the quality of basketball the twice, will be released January. “I’m excited to be playing big ets’ yearly lineup. al rivalries. Miami will face Florida fans at the Coliseum will get to see. Tech baseball will play a 30-game teams like Miami and Virginia Tech. Next year will bring a potent State at home next year to kick off The postseason tournaments will ACC schedule, with a three-game If we can’t beat one Florida team, home schedule to Grant Field. Mi- the season for the ACC. North Caro- be affected as well. All 11 teams will series against each conference rival. we’ll beat another,” said Jonathan ami, Virginia Tech and Virginia will lina and N.C. State will play each play in the tournament, with the Athletic Director Dave Braine Layer, a third year Management all come to town, as will perennial other. The consequence of the move top five teams getting byes into the said, “The concepts in football and major. He also said he was looking ACC basement-dweller Duke. With is that games like Tech rivalries with quarterfinal round and the remain- basketball are good.” Braine acknowl- forward to tailgating in Miami in both Miami and Virginia Tech al- Wake and FSU do not get priority. ing six teams playing in the first edged that games against Wake and 2005.

in the real world you clearly have to write cleanly we can teach you how concisely TECHNIQUE 28 • Friday, October10, 2003 • Technique SPORTS Beyond the White and Gold Streak from page 32 Showers got into the act, splitting the set duties with stand-out Eve- Investigating the Limbaugh controversy land and recording a career-high 15 assists in the process. Tech also had By David Rottman has a passer rating for his career of fense of course. at that: McNabb, Daunte Culpep- a season-high 16 blocks as a team, Contributing Writer 77.0 and a completion percentage Race is the center of the contro- per, Mike Vick, Steve McNair and sweeping GSU. of 56.3, while averaging just 5.9 versy surrounding Limbaugh’s state- Aaron Brooks. In the final match of the week- Now that the media firestorm yards per attempt. These are hardly ment. This part of Rush’s statement But out of this group, McNabb end against Virginia, Preiss was lit- has somewhat passed following the numbers worthy of being deemed comes in two parts: there is some is the biggest star, and not because erally unstoppable, throwing down Rush Limbaugh and Donovan Mc- one of the elite quarterbacks in the political correctness in the NFL, and he is the most productive (McNair) 11 kills on 11 attempts and tying Nabb controversy, one is able to NFL. Granted McNabb has had that McNabb was over-hyped in or the most exciting (Vick). Rather the NCAA record for hitting per- look back on the statement and ob- some very good statistical years, es- the media because he is black. McNabb has the most marketable centage. Preiss’ performance garnered jectively determine whether Lim- pecially when his rushing totals are Again Limbaugh is correct about personality. In other words, he’s a an ACC Player of the Week award— baugh’s point is valid. factored in. the first part. The NFL is at a very black quarterback that can sell prod- the second such honor of her career For those of you who have no By looking at these three statis- politically correct stage, most nota- ucts to middle America. McNabb is and the third time this season a Tech idea what I am talking about, dur- tics, Limbaugh’s ble is the new young, good-looking, charismatic player has brought it home. ing ESPN’s Sept. 28 telecast of Sun- point has some va- hiring process and an African-American athlete who The Jackets managed an astound- day NFL Countdown, Limbaugh lidity. His final “To refute Rush’s claim where teams are happens to play quarterback. That ing .556 hitting percentage as the said the following statement: “I don’t point is that the required to se- is why he is over-hyped. defense dominated the Cavaliers, think he’s (McNabb) been that good Eagles defense has that McNabb is over- riously consid- To refute Rush’s claim that Mc- holding them to a .087 percentage from the get-go. I think what we’ve carried that team. hyped because he is er minority Nabb is over-hyped because he is a and recording 55 digs in the match. had here is a little social concern in This is where Lim- coaches for the black quarterback, one only has to Additionally, Lauren Sauer re- the NFL. The media has been very baugh is dead on. a black quarterback, position. Even look to the Tennessee Titans’ Mc- corded 14 kills and a .684 percent- desirous that a black quarterback In McNabb’s one only has to look if you don’t Nair. McNair may be one of the age in the Virginia sweep. Lynnette do well. There is a little hope invest- tenure in Philadel- view this poli- most underrated players in the NFL Moster had 12 kills and hit .320. ed in McNabb, and he got a lot of phia, the Eagles to the Tennessee cy as political today. He is an efficient passer, a Georgia Tech continues to dom- credit for the performance of this have never ranked Titans’ McNair.” correctness, is it dangerous runner, extremely dura- inate, losing only its fifth game on team that he didn’t deserve. The higher than completely un- ble and a guy you want with the ball the entire season, while maintain- defense carried this team.” No.10 in the reasonable to in his hands when the game is on ing a No. 5 ranking in the AVCA Limbaugh has subsequently re- league in yards pose the ques- the line. Coaches poll behind Southern Cal- signed from his post on ESPN, cit- gained offensively and never ranked tion that political correctness exists Is Rush Limbaugh’s opinion on ifornia, Hawaii, Florida and Stan- ing on his radio show that his desire lower than No.10 in yards allowed in NFL Headquarters? No, of course Donovan McNabb debatable? Sure. ford. Tech is also one of three was to prevent his colleagues on the defensively. not. I think he makes a rather decent undefeated teams left in the top 25, show from receiving flak. Some have The 2002 season is the perfect Limbaugh is right that McNabb point overall. But regardless of wheth- along with No. 1 USC and No. 9 hypothesized that this statement was example of the Eagles relying on is over-hyped by the media. How- er it is sound football analysis or a California. actually a convenient time for Lim- their defense. The Eagles were 7-3 ever, he slightly misses the mark as correct depiction of the media, the The Jackets look to set a new baugh to bow out before the accusa- with McNabb starting and 5-1 while to why. The media does have a little statement itself is not racist. Yet our mark for best start in school history tions of illegally obtaining painkillers he was injured. The two quarter- hope invested in McNabb, but it is hypersensitive society can’t take the this weekend against ACC rivals came to the forefront. Whether or backs during the 5-1 stretch at the not solely because he is black. Black opinion for what it is and debate it Wake Forest and Duke, beginning not that is the case, it is neither here end of the season were Koy Detmer quarterbacks have been successful in a rational sense. Instead we are a stretch of 11 straight conference nor there. I am concerned with the and A.J. Feeley. If you just asked in the past. Doug Williams, War- left with reactionary charges of rac- matches. The team then travels to content of Limbaugh’s statement. “Who?,” you are not alone. Appar- ren Moon and Randall Cunning- ism and ad hominem attacks. Let’s Clemson and Florida State the fol- Let’s start with Limbaugh’s first ently the brother of Ty Detmer and ham come to mind. keep this debate in the sports world. lowing week and returns home the point—that McNabb hasn’t been the guy who preceded gigantic Akili Even in today’s era, there are To those in Washington who want weekend of Oct. 24 to play host to that great from the outset. If you Smith at Oregon were good enough several black quarterbacks starting to use this as a free shot to bash Rush North Carolina and North Caroli- look at his career numbers, that ar- to lead the Eagles to an 83.3 win- for NFL teams. The list includes Limbaugh, shut up and get back to na State. gument seems to hold up. McNabb ning percentage. Thanks to the de- some pretty successful gunslingers work. sliver box What if I want to graduate with a major in 'undecided enginnering' damnit?! How do I get rid of toe fungus? --Erin who the hell goes to the beach for fall break? go nongreeks! you drive me crazy but I think I kinda like it I have enough drama in my life, I don't think I could handle a bf right now freedom of speech does not equal freedom of spam sometimes you just have to smile :) just cuz you like a girl doesn't mean it is socially acceptable to be a freak about it zack attacked again i love my mom donate to charities tell the truth, you think there should be a subway in the student center GT homecoming court did not represent the student body well this year at all don't talk on a cell phone in a public stall you, the cocky cs dork in the front row with the laptop- stop looking at porn during class, thanks. what is up with you people who are walking and then suddenly stop? don't you realize maybe someone is walking behind you? i love the internet fall break all right my car loves your car, unless you drive a black ford explorer pro-choice and proud of it OPA car wash Saturday at Howell Mill Kroger you can't understand how tolerant I have been I told Susie a secret and now everyone knows open a door for someone today "You can't put 12 things in a top ten list!" "EEG loves KML"...that is SO middle school...but it is cute :P I need a boyfriend so that i won't fall in love with my bestfriend. How the f*** do you curve down!!!! What if John Lennon and Paul McCartney had a baby and they named it Dung-Eatin' Calf, would it eat dung all day long? chau: damn right. it's about time I won something from the 'Nique.

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Quarterback: receptions for 364 yards and three touchdowns. Reggie Ball was ridiculous against N.C. State last week. The true freshman was 24- Advantage: Even 37 for 283 yards and two touchdowns. He also ran in a touchdown. He earned his third ACC Rookie of the Week on the season for his performance against the Linebackers: Wolfpack. There is no one on N.C. State's linebacking corps that can match the big play ability Wake Forest’s Cory Randolph is having a statistically similar season to Ball. His of Keyaron Fox or the consistent solid play of Daryl Smith. The Wolfpack linebackers completion percentage is higher, but his passing and rushing yards are lower. Both are led by a duo of juniors, Freddie Aughty-Lindsay and Pat Thomas. have thrown four touchdowns and five interceptions. However, Reggie Ball seems to Aughty-Lindsay is their big play threat from this position and Thomas is the guy just make plays when the Jackets need them. that steadies the group but they can't match up to Tech's double threat of Smith and Advantage: Tech Fox. Advantage: Tech Running Back: Sophomore P.J. Daniels continues to have a great year for the Jackets. Daniels had Defensive Line: 99 yards on 25 carries against the Wolfpack. The former walk-on also caught six balls The Yellow Jackets have a good young defensive line. Eric Henderson is a big time out of the backfield for 37 yards. player and is averaging a sack a game. The Tech front four is responsible for nine of the Wake Forest will use a platoon of running backs to handle the rushing duties. Chris Jackets 16 sacks on the year. Barclay will get a majority of the carries with Cornelius Birgs and wide-out Willie Wake’s d-line has done little in the way of pressure on the quarterback. End Jerome Idlette getting some touches. The Demon Deacons average 157 yards rushing per Nichols is the only lineman with a sack for the Deacons, and he has two interceptions. game. However, in the 3-3-5 defense, the defensive line is supposed to occupy the Advantage: Tech offensive line to free up the linebackers and safeties to make plays. Advantage: Tech Offensive Line: The Jackets’ offensive line has not lived up to the preseason hype. However, they Special Teams: still are talented even though they have allowed 19 sacks on the year. Center Hugh Dan Burnett has been good enough so far this year. The senior is 10 for 13 on field Reilly and tackle Nat Dorsey anchor the line. goals and 9-10 on PATs. Hal Higgins is punting an average of 38.8 yards per kick. Wake Forest’s o-line has played well this season, allowing only four sacks and Jonathan Smith has yet to break one on a return, his longest being 21 yards. True clearing running lanes. Tackle Tyson Clabo has started 29 consecutive games. freshman Kenny Scott is making his presence felt on kickoff returns. He is averaging Advantage: Even 23.6 yards-per-return with a long of 90 yards. Ryan Plackemeier has been great all year, handling kicking and punting duties for Secondary: the Deacons. The sophomore is 5 for 6 on field goals and 15 for 15 on PATs. He is The Georgia Tech secondary thrives when it doesn’t have to cover for very long. punting for an average of 46.7 yards per kick. Redshirt freshman Willie Idlette is a Despite their inexperience, they have great athleticism that allows them to make big dangerous return man. He is averaging twelve yards per return on punts, including a plays. Corners Reuben Houston and Jonathan Cox have been solid. Safeties James 50 yard touchdown. Butler and Dawan Landry have been better than expected. Advantage: Wake The strength of Wake’s defense is in the secondary of the 3-3-5. Corners Eric King and Marcus McGruder are undersized but they have three interceptions between Coaching: them. King has a team high six pass break ups. Safeties Quintin Williams and Warren Chan Gailey has redeemed himself with the team’s great performance against N.C. Braxton are tied for third on the team in tackles. Rover Caron Bracy leads the team in State on Homecoming day. However, the inconsistency in the level of the Jackets’ play tackles with 40 and is versatile enough to act as both a linebacker and defensive back. is troubling. Let’s see which team shows up this week. Hopefully Gailey learned from Advantage: Wake the three-point loss last year in Atlanta and will have the troops prepared and up for this game. Wide Receivers: Jim Grobe is now in his third year at Wake Forest and has a 16-13 mark as head of Jonathan Smith and Nate Curry are the go-to guys for Reggie Ball. Smith has 33 the Demon Deacons. A winning record at Wake speaks volumes about his coaching receptions for 531 yards and one touchdown to lead the Jackets. Curry has come on ability. The run-oriented/ball control offense matched with his 3-3-5 defensive strong recently with 22 catches for 250 yards and one score. scheme keep opposing coaches always fearing the upset. Jason Anderson is the main threat for Cory Randolph. The 6’3” junior has 21 Advantage: Wake Spread: Tech by 3

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fensive backs for their aid in run 52 yards. Five of his punts have Report from page 32 support. Coach Jon Tenuta’s de- been downed inside the 20. The Lady Jackets start season the Jackets’ workhorse in the run- fensive scheme has been largely ef- Jackets have successfully converted ning game. The former walk-on has fective from a run standpoint. two fake punts for first downs, 448 yards on 113 carries, the bulk The pass defense is another sto- blocked a punt for a touchdown of which have been from toss sweeps ry. Tech is yielding 242.2 yards per versus BYU and recovered a fum- with midnight festivities and off-tackle plays, and has crossed game via the pass and has surren- bled kickoff against N.C. State. Fresh- the goal line three times in Tech’s dered nine touchdowns. Tech’s ath- man Kenny Scott nearly returned a first six games. letic but smallish corners are kickoff for a touchdown last week Those are not bad numbers, but susceptible to vertical passing games before being hauled down at the 10 Tech could stand to incorporate the in which they are forced into man following a 90 yard runback. option attack more into the offen- coverage. While Tech may not be Special Teams Grade: A sive game plan as the dangerous Ball able to compensate for height dis- continues to mature. Giving soph- crepancies, something absolutely Coaching: omores “Ace” Eziemefe and Chris must be done schematically to rec- Even though Tech recorded wins Woods more touches could help tify the coverage schemes. The gi- over Auburn and Vanderbilt and open things up, as they may provide gantic cushions given to N.C. State’s played exceptionally well in Talla- a bit more of a burst than Daniels. hassee versus Florida State, the game Daniels is the unquestioned starter, plans had been decidedly unimagi- but mixing things up could keep native and ineffective from an of- opposing defenses off balance. “Despite the hand fensive standpoint prior to last week. An offensive line believed to be Give coach Chan Gailey credit for one of the nation’s best prior to the Tech was dealt prior his loose offensive attack utilized season has struggled mightily. Pass to the season, the against the Wolfpack. protection has been porous. Ball has The use of the option and stacked been sacked 19 times and forced Jackets have shocked receiver formations kept the N.C. out of the pocket far too much, most of their critics State defense off balance all game even though his improvisational skills long. The decision to turn sensa- have saved Tech on a couple of oc- through six games in tional Ball loose brings hope that casions. Furthermore, the line is not 2003.” the offensive shortcomings are a thing exactly blowing open huge holes for of the past. Tech fans are hoping By Christopher Gooley / STUDENT PUBLICATIONS Tech’s backs to run through. The that last week will mark the end of On Oct. 17, the “Ball at Midnight” will kickoff the season for the women’s blocking schemes will need to be the Jackets’ enigmatic performance basketball team. There will be lots of giveaways and contests for fans. reevaluated throughout the remain- receivers last Saturday were inexpli- in 2003. der of the season. cable and were momentum-killers Coaching Grade: C+ By Kimberly Rieck basketball players and a special game. It is incumbent upon the Jackets for a rush defense that played su- Sports Editor “Our whole coaching staff actually to stick with the offensive scheme perbly on first and second downs. Bottom Line: played college basketball and they that was so effective last Saturday. Inserting Dennis Davis and Chris Despite the hand Tech was dealt Fans will get their first chance to will be competing against the me- Continued showings like the one Reis in nickel packages has helped prior to the season, the Jackets have see the 2003-04 women’s basket- dia,” head coach MaChelle Joseph versus N.C. State will allow the Jack- and will need to be more frequently shocked most of their critics through ball team Oct. 17. The team is host- said. ets to improve upon an abysmal employed. six games in 2003. The majority of ing “The Ball at Midnight” at Before midnight, the 2003-2004 16.5 points per game and 288.3 Defensive Grade: B preseason media outlets predicted Alexander Memorial Coliseum. team will be announced, and Tech yards per game, numbers that are that the Wreck would finish any- The free event will get underway will then have an intrasquad scrim- due in large part to the conservative Special Teams: where from seventh to dead last in at 9:30 p.m. with live music and mage at 12:10 a.m. to open practice approach taken the first five games. This unit has been the most pleas- the nine-team ACC, meaning pe- free food. The first 300 people to for the season. Offensive Grade: C ant surprise of the season so far. rennial doormat Duke was expect- come will receive free T-shirts. Fans Joseph said it has been hard to What was largely considered the big- ed to leapfrog the Jackets in the will be able to get autographs from get students to come out in years Defense: gest question mark for this Tech minds of some of the “experts.” their favorite players and there will past because the men’s team does Tech’s run defense has been ab- team prior to the season, the play of Having emerged from a murderous also be various prizes given away at not participate, but hopes it will be solutely spectacular. Tech is surren- the special teams has been outstand- six-game stretch with their heads the event, which has been a tradi- different this year. dering only 86.2 yards per game on ing to date. Senior Dan Burnett is safely above water, the 3-3 Jackets tion at Tech for several years. “We’ve created a lot more ex- the ground and has given up five 10 for 13 on field goal attempts and (1-2 ACC) look to prove that the At 10:30 p.m., there will be a citement and free stuff to get the rushing touchdowns. Credit veter- 9 for 10 on PATs. Fellow senior Hal first half of the season was no fluke, series of competitions. The compe- students to come out and look at an linebackers Keyaron Fox and Higgins is averaging 38.8 yards per and extend their impressive post- titions will include 3-point shoot- our team,” Joseph said. The first Daryl Smith, as well as Tech’s de- punt. His longest punt thus far was season streak to eight years. ing contests against volleyball and exhibition game will be Nov. 8. pageSPORTS 32 Technique • Friday, October 10, 2003 • 31 Ball at midnight New kids on the block Itching for March Madness already? Find Now that the Hokies and ‘Canes are SPORTS out what surprises and freebies the in the ACC, sports’ schedules have women’s basketball team has in store for been shaken up. Read about what Technique • Friday, October 10, 2003 fans next week. Page 31 changes Tech faces. Page 28 by Taking a midseason look at Tech the By Ryan Peck Senior Staff Writer

numbers To label Georgia Tech’s 2003 football season thus far as “erratic” would be a grand understatement. The Jackets may very well be the 3 most unpredictable team in the en- Number of times Reggie Ball has tire country. How can a team that been named ACC Rookie of the looked so formidable and played Week. Ball completed 24 of 37 passes with so much passion and fire against for a career-high 283 yards with no the likes of Auburn, Florida State interceptions. and N.C. State, look so discom- bobulated and flat in a 39-3 pasting at the hands of Clemson and a lack- adaisical 24-17 overtime squeaker 2 versus lowly Vanderbilt? There are many possible answers. Tech’s cross country’s teams fin- First, Tech is starting a true fresh- ished second at the Georgia Inter- man at the most demanding posi- collegiate Championships last tion in the game for the first time in weekend. The women scored 38 decades. points while the men earned 53 Second, Tech’s offense is over- points. Georgia State won the men’s seen by its head coach, Chan Gailey, and women’s races. with substantial input contributed by running game coordinator Patrick Nix and passing game coordinator Buddy Geis. Such an offensive game By Scott Meuleners / STUDENT PUBLICATIONS 155 plan, with multiple coaches having Despite low expectations for the Jackets from football analysts, Tech has managed to surprise everyone with a decided amount of say, can be upset wins over Auburn and N.C. State. With half the season left, Tech’s bid for a bowl game looks promising. Number of yards Jonathan Smith difficult to grasp and execute at times. received in the N.C. State game. The Jackets’ offense has stagnated juncture and possibly ranked in the downs, all career bests, in Tech’s far. The 5’11” playmaker has had a Smith tied his career record with far too frequently through the first Top 25. 29-21 upset victory. Gailey granted fantastic year, registering 33 catch- nine catches and his 155 yards re- six games. Ball the freedom to check off to es for 531 yards and a touchdown. ceiving is the second-highest total Third, this is a young, thin team. Offense: passing plays at the line of scrim- Junior Nate Curry has hauled in 22 of his career. The N.C. State game The Jackets have virtually no depth If Reggie Ball’s performance last mage versus N.C. State, and the passes for 250 yards and a touch- was his third 100 yard game of the on the offensive or defensive line of Saturday is any indication of things freshman looked the most comfort- down, including a huge 54 yard re- season. scrimmage, and that is where games to come, the Jackets should be in able he has all season long. Look for ception on Tech’s first play from are ultimately won and lost. The good shape the remainder of the much of the same for the remainder scrimmage against Auburn, which depth issue on the d-line was ex- year. A Tech offense predicated on of the season, as the Jackets will take set the tone for the entire game. posed in all three losses. All things pounding the football with its run- calculated risks and grant Ball the Keep an eye on Damarius Bilbo for 5 considered, Tech’s iron man defense ning game finally decided to open autonomy to make decisions after the remainder of the season. has more than held its own and if things up against the Wolfpack. Ball reading the defense. Sophomore P.J. Daniels has been Place the Yellow Jackets finished at games were 50 minutes long instead responded, completing 24 of 37 pass- Senior wideout Jonathan Smith the Carpet Capital Collegiate tour- of 60 Tech would be 4-2 at this es for 283 yards and two touch- has been Ball’s favorite target thus See Report, page 31 nament last weekend. Tech com- pleted the tournament with an even-par score of 296-284-284-864. Jackets sweep ACC and local rivals football By John Scaduto forecast 4.4 Contributing Writer Tech vs. Wake Forest Number of kills Alexandra Preiss Tech volleyball continued an early Virginia vs. Clemson averages per game. Preiss was named season romp through the ACC with Miami vs. Florida State the ACC Volleyball Player of the wins over Maryland and Virginia Week after leading Tech to three this past Homecoming weekend. The Duke vs. Maryland wins last weekend. Jackets also defeated Georgia State. Kentucky vs. South Carolina With the three-match sweep, the Georgia vs. Tennessee atlanta Jackets’ squad has equaled the 1996 team for best start in school history Florida vs. LSU thrashers at 16-0. Michigan vs. Minnesota In the process, the team also hand- Ohio State vs. Wisconsin number ed the Terrapins their first ACC loss of the season while remaining Arkansas vs. Auburn challenge undefeated in conference play. Al- Submit your picks at: exandra Preiss also closed out the hint: Football home stand by earning ACC Player nique.net/footballforecast of the Week honors. Jayme Gergen led the charge Fri- Last week’s winner: day against Maryland by posting a 291 career high 17 kills while hitting Bobby Walling Here’s the number...what does it .565, and Kele Eveland also chimed represent? in with a season-high 76 assists. Four starters ended with dou- on To enter email the Sports Editor at ble-digit kills as the Jackets used a [email protected] with .337 hitting percentage to take care of the Terrapins in four games, 30- deck the correct answer to the challenge. Event Date A winner will be selected from among 25, 32-34, 30-22 and 30-22.

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2003 Homecoming Results Paxten, Gibbs win Mr. and Ms. GT Overall Winners By Laura Masce Fraternity Sorority Senior Staff Writer First: Tau Kappa Epsilon First: Alpha Gamma Delta At Saturday’s Homecoming foot- Second: Delta Sigma Phi Second: Alpha Chi Omega ball game, the winners of the Mr. Third: Theta Xi Third: Alpha Delta Pi and Ms. Georgia Tech titles were announced. The honors went to Independent Kirsten Gibbs, a fourth year biolo- First: Band gy student, and Michael Paxten, a Second: NROTC/Omega Phi Alpha fourth year biomedical engineer. Third: ODK “I was very shocked,” Gibbs said. “I didn’t expect it at all. At first I Event Winners didn’t even realize that they had Display Mock Rock called my name…It was a very ex- Fraternity Fraternity citing day.” The naming of the new Mr. and First: Tau Kappa Epsilon First: Delta Chi Ms. Georgia Tech takes place every Second: Lambda Chi Alpha Second: Alpha Tau Omega year, and Kirsten Gibbs explained Third: Phi Kappa Tau Third: Tau Kappa Epsilon the process. “Any student organization can Sorority Sorority nominate you, then from there you First: Alpha Gamma Delta First: Phi Mu submit an application, which is ba- Second: Alpha Chi Omega Second: Zeta Tau Alpha sically your GPA, your activities and Third: Alpha Delta Pi Third: Alpha Xi Delta the honors you’ve received. You also write a paragraph about your career Ramblin’ Reck Parade Mini 500 aspirations,” Gibbs said. “From there you have your pic- Fraternity Fraternity ture taken [to be displayed in the Contraption: Kappa Sigma First: Theta Xi Student Center], and then you have Fixed body: Delta Sigma Phi Second: Pi Kappa Phi an interview. The panelists that in- By Scott Meuleners / STUDENT PUBLICATIONS Classic car: Tau Kappa Epsilon Third: Delta Chi terview you typically consist of pre- Michael Paxton and Kirsten Gibbs accept their awards at Saturday’s vious Mr. and Ms. Georgia Tech game. Paxton, a fourth year BME major, was nominated by Alpha Chi Sorority Sorority winners, a dean or professor and an Omega, while Phi Mu nominated Gibbs, a fourth year Biology major. Contraption: Chi Omega Tau First: Alpha Chi Omega alumni…so the panel represents dif- I think that having clear career aspi- Fixed body: Alpha Delta Pi Second: Alpha Delta Chi ferent aspects of campus.” narrowed down to five people, which rations and always working towards Classic car: Alpha Gamma Delta Third: Chi Omega Tau “From your interview [the pan- is announced at the [Homecom- elists] narrow it down from the ini- ing] talent show, and those are the those made a big difference in my Banner tial twenty people to ten, and then five people that get to go out on the interview portion. Most of the things Fraternities Sororities the students vote based on the bios field escorted by their family and I’ve been involved with directly re- Theta Xi Chi Omega Tau that are posted in the Student Cen- friends.” late to what I want to do, and other ter and also just on how well they “[The decision is based on] half

Cover photo art by Scott Meuleners with photos by Meuleners, Christopher Gooley and Charles Frey know you,” Gibbs said. “Then it is your interview and half student vote. See GT, page 7 HOMECOMING 2003 Technique • Friday, October 10, 2003 • HC Jackets’ victory leaves Wolfpack licking its wounds By Billy Sayers 291 yards passing and three touch- Contributing Writer downs. Josh Smith also had an amaz- ing game, catching nine balls for Heisman hopeful Phillip Rivers 159 yards and a touchdown. Smith threw for 334 yards and two touch- was named the ACC Offensive Player downs, but N.C. State did not have of the Week as he moved into the enough to overcome the Yellow Jack- second spot in the ACC in receiving ets. Tech continued its winning ways yards for the season. with an impressive 29-21 victory Tech dominated on the defen- over the visiting Wolfpack. sive side of the ball as well. They The campus was already buzz- came into the game with the No. 25 ing with excitement due to the Home- best rushing defense in the nation coming festivities of the week, and and did not disappoint. The Jackets the football held the Wolf- game brought pack, who have on a perfect end- averaged over ing to a fun “They came into the 120 yards a game weekend. N.C. game with the No. on the ground, State has now to an ACC low not won a game 25 best rushing of negative eight at Bobby Dodd defense in the nation yards rushing for Stadium since the game. 1987. and did not Tech’s defensive The game disappoint.” performance started quickly, moved the Jack- with the Jackets ets to the top of driving easily the ACC in rush- down the field, only to miss a 38 ing defense. Sophomore backup yard field goal. N.C. State then took Chris Reis also had a breakout game the ball back down the field for a 41 for the Jackets. Reis recorded eight yard field goal, after the Jackets tackles, a sack and a fumble recov- muffed a punt return. ery. On the next drive, quarterback The win improves the Jackets Reggie Ball completed a 42 yard record to 3-3 overall and 1-2 in the touchdown pass to Josh Smith to ACC. With games against Wake make the game 7-3. Tech went on Forest, Maryland, Duke and North to cruise to two more touchdowns Carolina coming up, the Jackets have and three field goals. a chance to move atop the ACC Ball, who was named the ACC standings and receive a bowl bid. By Scott Meuleners / STUDENT PUBLICATIONS Rookie of the Week for the third The Wolfpack fell to 3-3 overall No. 5 Nate Curry dives into the end zone for a five yard touchdown pass. Ball had thrown the fade pass to Curry time this season, stole the show with and 1-2 in the ACC with the loss. with just 15 seconds left in the first half. Ball had earlier thrown a 42 yard touchdown pass to Jonathan Smith.