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Volume 13, Issue 7 May 15, 2019 USBF President Marty Fleisher USBF Vice President Brad Moss USBF COO & Secretary Jan Martel USBF CFO Stan Subeck Directors ‐ USBC Sol Weinstein McKenzie Myers Jeanne Van Den Meiracker Operations Manager Joan Paradeis Appeals Administrators Suzi Subeck, Chairman Bill Arlinghaus Martha Katz Appeals Panel: Bart Bramley Gary Cohler Mark Feldman Ron Gerard Geoff Hampson Mike Kamil Ralph Katz Chip Martel Beth Palmer Eric Rodwell Debbie Rosenberg Michael Rosenberg Kerri Sanborn Aaron Silverstein Ronnie Smith Danny Sprung Adam Wildavsky VuGraph Organizer Jan Martel Bulletin Editor Suzi Subeck Photographer Peg Kaplan Hospitality Chairs Lisa Berkowitz Martha Katz UNITED STATES BRIDGE CHAMPIONSHIPS “Trials” and Tribulations and Tribulations “Trials” 1 “TRIALS” AND TRIBULATIONS There are 18 teams entered. Teams are listed in seeding point order, except for teams with byes, which are listed first in PP order. Rosenthal Andrew Rosenthal, Capt Aaron Silverstein Chris Willenken Eldad Ginossar Bye to Rnd of 8 David Berkowitz Migry Zur Campanile Fleisher Martin Fleisher, Capt Chip Martel Eric Greco Geoff Hampson Bye to Rnd of 16 Joe Grue Brad Moss Wolfson Jeffrey Wolfson, Capt Steve Garner Zia Mahmood Michael Rosenberg John Hurd Joel Wooldridge Kranyak John Kranyak, Capt Vincent Demuy Greg Hinze David Grainger Kriegel Oren Kriegel, Capt Ron Smith John Diamond Brian Platnick Rajadhyaksha Pratap Rajadhyaksha, Capt Venkatrao Koneru John Schermer Billy Miller Hill Kevin Dwyer Shan Huang Kevin Bathurst Justin Lall Joyce Hill, NPC Mahaffey Jim Mahaffey, Capt Sam Lev Billy Cohen Gary Cohler Daniel Lev Jacek Pszczola Robinson Steve Robinson, Capt Peter Boyd Kit Woolsey Bart Bramley Robert Hamman Peter Weichsel Donn Joshua Donn, Capt Huub Bertens Curtis Cheek Daniel Korbel Roger Lee Sheri Winestock Morris Michael Levine Eddie Wold Mike Passell Marc Jacobus Dennis Clerkin Jerry Clerkin Robert Morris, NPC Lo Ai‐Tai Lo, Capt Larry Robbins Adam Wildavsky Doug Doub Jiang Gu Watson William Watson, Capt Geeske Joel Vinita Gupta Debbie Rosenberg Donner Gary Donner, Capt Yoko Sobel Rose Meltzer Nikolay Demirev Grossack Adam Grossack, Capt Arjun Dhir Bart Bussink John McAllister Alex Hudson Peter Boyd‐Bowman Dinkin Sam Dinkin, Capt Bob Etter Alex Kolesnik Michael Shuster Reynolds W. Thomas Reynolds, Capt Lance Kerr David Pelka William Hall Ellen Kent Robert Kent Warner Marc Warner, Capt Anam Tebha Stephen Zolotow Glenn Eisenstein Sport is something that is very inspirational for young people. 2 Pele Baker Lynn Baker Karen McCallum Kerri Sanborn Irina Levitina Beth Palmer Sylvia Shi Sam Dinkin, NPC Bjerkan Cheri Bjerkan, Capt Rozanne Pollack Pamela Wittes Peggy Sutherlin Eythorsdottir Hjordis Eythorsdottir, Capt Linda Lewis Janice Seamon‐Molson Lynn Deas Cindy Bernstein Sally Wheeler OSMO Toni Bales, Capt Mary Ose Nalita Hall Kathleen Wood Sakr May Sakr, Capt Gigi Simpson Gen Geiger Allison Howard Order: Alphabetical Most tables reached 3NT from East on Board 5. Most Souths led a small club. Most declarers rose with dummy’s king. As long as North finds the unblock of the CJ, the contract was doomed. In Fleisher/Donn, Winestock did not find the unblock when Donn led the C5 and Greco put up dummy’s king. Greco won his king, and when hearts didn’t split, he went after diamonds. Winestock won her DA, cashed her HJ, led her CJ, but Greco ducked and blocked the suit to collect 10 tricks. In most other matches this would have been a pick‐up. Here it was a practical push when Cheek/Bertens reached 3NT from East after Bertens chose not to open his flat 12 count. Grue led a spade and Cheek made 5 for 1 IMP. In Kranyak/Kriegel, there was an 11 IMP swing when Kranyak and Demuy played 4H. Diamond led his DA and switched to the CJ. Platnick won his ace and went back to diamonds. Kranyak won the queen, played three rounds of hearts, and collected 10 tricks for +420. In the other room of this match, Smith was defeated two tricks in 3NT from East. 3 3 “TRIALS” AND TRIBULATIONS QUARTER‐FINAL TUESDAY MAY 14 10:00 ‐ 12:10 SEGMENT 1 BOARDS 1‐15 12:25 ‐ 2:35 SEGMENT 2 BOARDS 16‐30 3:45 ‐ 5:55 70 MINUTE LUNCH BREAK 6:10 ‐ 8:20 SEGMENT 3 BOARDS 1‐15 SEGMENT 4 BOARDS 16‐30 WEDNESDAY MAY 15 10:00 ‐ 12:10 SEGMENT 5 BOARDS 1‐15 12:25 ‐ 2:35 SEGMENT 6 BOARDS 16‐30 When things are a 70 MINUTE LUNCH BREAK disappointment, try 3:45 ‐ 5:55 SEGMENT 7 BOARDS 1‐15 not to be so dis‐ 6:10 ‐ 8:20 SEGMENT 8 BOARDS 16‐30 couraged. SEMI‐FINAL THURSDAY MAY 16 10:00 ‐ 12:10 SEGMENT 1 BOARDS 1‐15 Carol Burnett 12:25 ‐ 2:35 SEGMENT 2 BOARDS 16‐30 70 MINUTE LUNCH BREAK 3:45 ‐ 5:55 SEGMENT 3 BOARDS 1‐15 6:10 ‐ 8:20 SEGMENT 4 BOARDS 16‐30 FRIDAY MAY 17 10:00 ‐ 12:10 SEGMENT 5 BOARDS 1‐15 12:25 ‐ 2:35 SEGMENT 6 BOARDS 16‐30 Positivity, confi‐ 70 MINUTE LUNCH BREAK dence, and per‐ 3:45 ‐ 5:55 SEGMENT 7 BOARDS 1‐15 sistence are key 6:10 ‐ 8:20 SEGMENT 8 BOARDS 16‐30 in life, so never FINAL give up on your‐ SATURDAY MAY 18 10:00 ‐ 12:10 SEGMENT 1 BOARDS 1‐15 self. 12:25 ‐ 2:35 SEGMENT 2 BOARDS 16‐30 70 MINUTE LUNCH BREAK Khalid 3:45 ‐ 5:55 SEGMENT 3 BOARDS 1‐15 6:10 ‐ 8:20 SEGMENT 4 BOARDS 16‐30 SUNDAY MAY 19 10:00 ‐ 12:10 SEGMENT 1 BOARDS 1‐15 12:25 ‐ 2:35 SEGMENT 2 BOARDS 16‐30 70 MINUTE LUNCH BREAK 3:45 ‐ 5:55 SEGMENT 3 BOARDS 1‐15 6:10 ‐ 8:20 SEGMENT 4 BOARDS 16‐30 Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry. No Electronic Devices are Per- mitted in the Playing Area. What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey. This applies to players AND kibitzers. What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball? Juan on Juan. Severe penalties will be as- sessed for violation of this What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta. rule. What do you call a song sung in a car? A car‐tune. Please turn off all cell phones and check them at the door. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey The USBF reserves the right to wand anyone entering the What do you get when you cross a dog and an antenna? playing field. A Golden Receiver. What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a uni‐ cycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike? Attire. 4 How do basketball players stay cool during a USBF 14 Board Victory Point Scale game? Margin W inner Loser M argin W inner Loser M They stand near the fans. 0 10 10 20 15.26 4.74 1 10.33 9.67 21 15.46 4.54 Why do basketball players love cookies? 2 10.66 9.34 22 15.66 4.34 Because they can dunk them! 3 10.97 9.03 23 15.85 4.15 4 11.28 8.72 24 16.03 3.97 What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! 5 11.58 8.42 25 16.21 3.79 6 11.87 8.13 26 16.38 3.62 Why did the chicken cross the basketball 7 12.16 7.84 27 16.55 3.45 court? He heard the referee calling fowls 8 12.44 7.56 28 16.72 3.28 9 12.71 7.29 29 16.88 3.12 Why did McDonald’s run out of chicken 10 12.97 7.03 30 17.04 2.96 McNuggets? The farmer counted his chickens 11 13.23 6.77 31 17.19 2.81 before they hatched. 12 13.48 6.52 32 17.34 2.66 13 13.72 6.28 33 17.49 2.51 What do you get when you cross a chicken 14 13.96 6.04 34 17.63 2.37 and a four‐leaf clover? The Cluck o’the Irish! 15 14.19 5.81 35 17.77 2.23 16 14.42 5.58 36 17.91 2.09 17 14.64 5.36 37 18.04 1.96 18 14.85 5.15 38 18.17 1.83 SCHEDULE 19 15.06 4.94 39 18.29 1.71 DAY DATE TIME BOARDS TUESDAY MAY 14 9:45 AM CAPTAINS' MEETING What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on TUESDAY MAY 14 10:00 ‐ 8:30 ROUND ROBIN peck‐nics! WEDNESDAY MAY 15 10:00 ‐ 8:30 ROUND ROBIN What do you call a scary chicken? A poultrygeist. KNOCKOUT SCHEDULE SEMI‐FINAL What does a blonde call a bottle of black hair dye? THURSDAY MAY 16 10:00 ‐ 12:10 SEGMENT 1 BOARDS 1‐15 Artificial intelligence. 12:25 ‐ 2:35 SEGMENT 2 BOARDS 16‐30 3:45 ‐ 5:55 70 MINUTE LUNCH BREAK 6:10 ‐ 8:20 SEGMENT 3 BOARDS 1‐15 Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: SEGMENT 4 BOARDS 16‐30 And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didn’t come FINAL & USA2 SEMI‐FINAL (2 USA2 TEAMS) in for a shave! 10:00 ‐ 12:10 SEGMENT 1 BOARDS 1‐15 FRIDAY MAY 17 12:25 ‐ 2:35 SEGMENT 2 BOARDS 16‐30 70 MINUTE LUNCH BREAK I used to hate facial hair … but then it grew on me. 3:45 ‐ 5:55 SEGMENT 3 BOARDS 1‐15 6:10 ‐ 8:20 SEGMENT 4 BOARDS 16‐30 Two old ladies sat on a bench talking.