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VOL. XXI, NO. 20 MONDAY, SEPTEM BER 21, 1987 dent newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary SMC announces AIDS policy By SANDY CERIMELE Campus Ministry, Health Ser­ Saint Mary's Editor vices, Athletics and Recrea­ tion, Counseling and Career AIDS will be treated like any Development, Student other health problem at Saint Activities, and Residence Life Mary’s, according to a letter were some members of the task the College’s Office of Student force also comprised of stu­ Activities last week. dents, faculty and two standing “We developed the policy as committees of the college, said a preventive measure,” said Jackowski. Sister Carol Jackowski, dean of According to Jackowski, the Student Affairs. “Before we AIDS policy has been in devel­ have to face a person who has opment for more than a year. AIDS, we will know what to do “The policy is modeled after and there will be no fear on the the Surgeon General’s policy student’s part of being thrown and the policy for pregnant out.” Saint Mary’s women in that it In the same letter, the Col­ deals with it strictly as a medi­ lege also announced the prob­ cal problem,” said Jackowski. lem of substance abuse will be She added that counseling is approached through voluntary also available through the col­ or involuntary counseling. lege network and that they will Jackowski said the AIDS encourage students with policy was the result of a task evidence of the antibodies to force that reviewed letters remain in school. from professional institutions, The policy reads, “If stu­ policies of other colleges and dents are unable to pursue their universities, the Indiana com­ normal responsibilities at the mission on AIDS, and the Sur­ College due to illness, assis­ War paint The ObservecSusan Coene geon General’s suggested tance will be provided in ar­ Vice President of Finance Club Joe Jansen Fleldhouse Mall raising $1400 dollars with half policy on AIDS. ranging a medical leave of ab- prepares fellow Cavanaugh Junior Lou Weber for the proceeds donated to the National Diabetes The directors of six campus the battle against Michigan State Saturday. TheFoundation. organizations, including 866 AIDS, page 3 Finance Club sponsored face painting on the Key issues yet divide superpowers in arms talks

Asociated Press intermediate-range nuclear “It’s a commitment to eacn in fine print. The issues are these weaopns and the Soviet missiles covered by the agree­ other to work our backsides off complicated, but technical and Union has about 680 of them. WASHINGTON - Despite an ment and on a set of rules to on the details; it is not an solvable.” The discussions agreement in principle on a nu­ prevent violations of the treaty. agreement to sign any old thingbegin in Geneva later this The Soviets want to remove clear arms pact, the United After three days of talks, because there is to be a summit month. the nuclear payloads and the States and the Soviet Union President Reagan announced this fall,” said one of several The meat of the agreement guidance systems from all the remain divided on two impor­on Friday that he and SovietU.S. negotiators who spoke is a pledge by the superpowers missiles within a year of agree­ tant provisions and are sendingGeneral Secretary Mikhail about the remaining differ­ to remove the nuclear war­ ment and then proceed at a their experts back to the bar­ Gorbachev were committed to ences on condition of heads from all ground- more leisurely pace to destroy gaining table. signing the treaty at a summit anonymity. launched missiles in the 300 the launchers; two years for Yet to be resolved are differ­ meeting in the United States Another m em ber of the U.S. mile to 3,400 mile range and the shorter range weapons and ences over the timetable for this year, but that details must team said, “I really think the destroy the launching tubes. five years for the longer-range withdrawal of the still be worked out. remaining issues are the ones The United States has 332 of missiles. Saint Mary’s statue Analyst: early primaries decisive destroyed by vandalsBy PATRICK O’CONNOR time Before the actual elec­ win the first primaries, tion. namely New Hampshire and By MIMI TUOHY as to their identity. News Staff Almost a full year prior to Iowa, receive the most at­ Staff Reporter A notice was sent to all Saint the election, the New tention and are considered Mary’s students Friday asking Iowa and New Hampshire Hampshire and Iowa prima­ most seriously by the popu­ Saint Mary’s Security is con­for “any information leading to will have a greater influence ries invariably determine lation and media, he said. tinuing its investigation of the the identification of the persons on determining who be­ who will be the next presi­ Shields said the impor­ destruction of a statue of the responsible for damaging” the comes the next president dent, Shields said. Since tance of this factor has in­ Virgin Mary located inside statue. than California and New 1952, when the first modern creased because “for the Lemans Hall. Information about the York, said noted political primaries began, all nine first in the history of broad­ The statue was destroyed at suspects should be directed to humorist Mark Shields in a presidents have been win­ cast journalism, the budgets about 2:30 a.m. Thursday mor­ either Saint Mary’s Security or packed Hesburgh Library ners of their respective New of news departments at the ning when it was knocked off the Residence Life Office. Auditorium Friday. Hampshire primaries. Cali­ networks have been cut its pedestal on the first floor of A 1959 Notre Dame fornia, with its primary in down.” He stressed that “in Chlebek said attem pts will be the hall, said Saint Mary’s Se­ graduate, Mark Shields June, occurs too late in the in order to have a crew and made to repair the statue al­ curity Director Richard spoke on the contemporary process to make any differ­ a camera and a correspon­ though it will be “quite expen­ Chlebek. American political scene, ence, Shields said. dent with you by late Although there were no wit­ sive,” he said. highlighting its often Shields contended that a February of 1988, you had nesses to the incident, three wo­ humorous aspects. field of 7 or 8 candidates is best have won the Iowa men, whom Chlebek believes The statue “Our Lady of the Although Shields said he tdo large for the American caucuses or the New are Saint Mary’s students, Blue Mantle” has been in the foresees no landslide for people and mass media to Hampshire primary.” were seen by a desk clerk run­ hall since the early 1920s, ac­ either party, he maintained cope with. “We only under­ A distinctive feature of the ning up the stairs of the hall. cording to the notice. that whoever wins the stand a race with 2 or 3 can­ 1988 election will be the lack Chlebek said these women Saint Mary’s yearbook, The presidential election will didates,” Shields said. As a are suspects in the incident, al­ Blue Mantle, was dedicated to have been determined a long result, the candidates who see SPEECH, page 3 though he said he has no clues the statue in 1926, Chlebek said. page 2 The Observer Monday, September 21, 1987 In Brief Opponents of Bork

The Chevrolet Sprint has captured the top rating have made an about-face in the annual gasoline mileage tests of the Environmental Protection Agency for the third year in the row. There Many are talking now about what a terrible was no change in the second spot, either, held by a Honda blow to Western civilization it would be if Chris Civic. The 1,875-pound Sprint Metro model was rated at Robert Bork got appointed to the Supreme 54 miles per gallon in city driving and 58 mpg on the Court. Julka highway, the sam e figures recorded for the Sprint ER last His opponents in the senate, like Joseph Biden year. The Honda Civic CRX hf tested out at 50 mpg city, of Delaware, admit Bork is a “ brilliant” scholar Assistant News Editor 56 mpg highway. and say they don’t question whether his views accord with the Constitution. What they object to is Bork’s ideology, they say. Even one of N.D.’s very own pointed out that Bork, being the extreme advocate of judicial restraint he is, fails to recognize that values of Of Interest equality and justice exceed in importance either the intent of the Constitution’s authors or the text of the Constitution itself. Pure Washington semester information meeting at 4:30 majoritarian democracy must always give way p.m. in 131 Decio. For more information, please contact to ethics, this Viewpoint writer said. “The Con­ Dr. Frederick Wright in 345 O’Shaugnessy or 239-5628. - stitution in its original form was not completely The Observer democratic,” she pointed out. Bork’s opponents say they cannot allow a man to become Supreme Court justice who believes in adhering simply to the Constitution without Future diplomats and debaters are encouraged to any attention to ethics. Moral convictions do come to the Model United Nations Club meeting at 7:30 belong in politics, they assert, and ideology is p.m. in 123 Nieuwland. The meeting will be brief but cru­ a basis for legitimate discrimination. Or, as cial for new members. - The Observer Biden puts it, “Let’s stop pussyfooting around and get down to what Judge Bork believes.” What fascinates me, however, is that the very Special Olympicslive-in hosts and language services * Wo'Str personnel will have a reunion at 8 p.m. at Theodore’s. - party currently denoucing Bork for attempting The Observer to keep moral convictions out of politics ap­ plauded a man who came to Notre Dame three My purpose in writing this is not to defend Lyons Volleyball Tournament sign-ups will be years ago and proposed essentially the sameBork. Actually, I agree with people like Biden, this week in the dining halls. Proceeds of this event will thing. even if, as in so many other cases, what he says go to the Logan Center. The tournament will take place “ We are a nation of laws - when we like those proves not to be original: one should dis­ Oct. 3-4 on Green Field. The- Observer laws and when we don’t,” this man said. Hecriminate on the basis of ideology; Moral con­ said regardless of how appalling some laws siderations do belong in politics. I just wish Rock Over London features new music from the may seem to us personally, we must uphold people like Biden would follow through with this latest LP’s by Squeeze, Pink Floyd, and Gene Loves them, for “the price of seeking to force our idea. Jezebel, as well as Gary Neuman’s brand new remix of beliefs on other is that they might some day Why stop with the Supreme Court? The offi­ his ‘79 hit “Cars.” All of this, along with the UK’s latest force theirs on us.” cials in the CIA, the Department of the Trea­ rock Top 5, can be heard at midnight on 88.9 WSND-FM. Did another vile advocate of judicial restraintsury, and the FBI could certainly affect our The Observer like Judge Bork say this? No, it was Gov. Mario livelihood just as much as officials in the courts. Cuomo. As a New York public official, he said I say, let us erect minimum ideological require­ Abortion will be the topic of a question and answer he was obliged to uphold the Constitution’s sanc­ ments for all members of all federal agencies session with Fr. James Burtchaell, at 7 p.m. in the tion of abortion, even though deep down insideso to support all of values of this great nation. Montgomery Room of Lafortune. A reception will follow. he personally opposed it because he is such a Yet why stop there? Government-sponsored Members of Right to Life, students, and faculty are invited good Catholic. public education affects the course of national to participate. - The Observer Compare this to Bork’s philosophy. “I like life probably just as much as the Supreme the freedoms of the individual as well as most Court, and public teachers are as much public The Model O.A.S. Club will hold an organizational and would be appalled by many statutes that servantsI as Supreme Court justices. I say, meeting in 116 O’Shaugnessy at 7 p.m. Anyone interested am compelled to think would be constitutional every teacher in a public school should meet in politics, Latin America, andbr a trip to Washington,D.C. if enacted,” says Bork. “But I am also per­ basic ideological requirements as well. is encouraged to attend. For more information, call suaded that my generally libertarian commit­ In short, let us abandon this silly 19th century Brenda £4054. The - Observer ments have nothing to do with behavior properpretense that creed should serve as no basis to the Supreme Court.” for discrimination and that moral convictions University Counseling Center is sponsoring the What could sound more like Cuomo? Both should be kept separate from politics. “Let’s first session of Eating Awareness Training tommorrow at Cuomo and Bork say the law and Constitutionstop pussyfooting around,” as Joe Biden would 6:30 p.m. in room 300 of the Student Health Center. This takes precedence over moral convictions andput it, and ensure that all our public servants is the first of three sessions designed for individuals con­ personal values. I am surprised they are not inact in accordance with not only the Constitution, cerned about their own eating habits or those of someone the same party. Yet, whereas Newsweek, but also and above all an appropriate value they care about. The first session focuses on problem iden­ echoed by the rest of the mass media called system. tification and assessment. The speaker will be Nancy Cuomo’s speech “most thoughtful,” and the Yet how much would you like to bet that if Schoeneman, M.A. -The Observer 1985 Dome lumped Cuomo together with Hes- someone were to propose this to those criticiz­ burgh and called them “men of conviction,”ing Bork, they would all suddenly realize that The Notre Dame Investment club will have its some of the very same people now say Bork is moral convictions have no place in politics after first organizational meeting at 7 p.m. in 122 Hayes-Healy. a “dangerous threat.” all?” All interested students are invited to attend.The - Obser­ ver Focus On We want to know! America's If you see or hear of anything you consider newsworthy, let us know. Call The Observer news desk at 239-5303 anytime, day or night. Fut DRINKWG AND DRIVING CAN K U A FRIENDSHIP TheObserver

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Subscriptions may be purchas­ ed for $40 per year ($25 per semester) by writingThe Observer, P.O. Box Q, Notre 1635 N. Ironwood 1341 Portage Dame, Indiana 46556. 2 7 7 -1 1 6 1 2 3 4 -2 4 0 0 The Observer is a member of The Associated Press. All reproduction rights are reserved. S ou th o f U .S. 23 Martins Shopping Center Monday, September 21, 1987 The Observer page 3 Rakow assists papal security81 freshmen still By GINA CAMARENA event.” moved by the Pope’s mes­ News Staff Rakow said the Pope held sage. The primary theme in study lounges a script of his scheduled visit was “interaction with all By ROBYN SIMMONS opening,” said Reinebold. Director of Notre Dame which he did not deviate religions,” said Rakow, who Although having students in security Rex Rakow from very often. This helped was amazed that the Pope News staff study lounges prevents the use recently traveled to Colum­ security, compensating for challenged the propagan­ There are still 81 freshmen of the study areas for others, bia, South Carolina to aid se­ the Pope’s tendency to dists and dissenters who living in study lounges, downthose who live in the lounges curity for Pope John Paul’s travel quickly. “The Pope were present. Rakow said from 201 students at the begin­ have not been greatly incon­ visit. was very calm, deliberate, the Pope also spoke about ning of the semester, said venienced, “The only incon­ “It was a tremendous op­ and patient with what had to m arriage and the family and Evelyn Reinebold, housingvenience was when we had to portunity and a once in a be done,” said Rakow. encouraged everyone “to director. move out,” said John Carozza, lifetime experience,” said Roads were tightly make the right choices.” The housing office has found a freshman who moved from Rakow. guarded for the motorcade Although only two percent permanent rooms in various Grace to Fisher a week ago. While the Pope toured and route. Mailboxes along the of the University’s student dorms around campus for 120 “There have been no com­ lectured at the University of streets were removed as a body is Catholic, there was of the freshmen who had been plaints to the Housing Office,” South Carolina, Rakow said precautionary measure for still a number of students in temporary housing, she said. said Reinebold. that he remained within possible hidden bombs. Dor­ who were interested in During freshmen orienta­ “Not enough people are physical reach of the Pope mitories and buildings hearing the Pope, Rakow tion, the housing office had moving off campus,” said to ensure nothing bad would within the “ horeseshoe” of said. He attributed the large quoted the num ber of freshmen Reinebold, “I think it’s becom­ happen. Rakow said secur­ the campus, which sur­ crowds to the Pope being “a in temporary housing as 111 ing a trend that more people ity measures were very rounds the central quad, world leader-not just the rather than 201. The office at­ are staying on campus.” Ap­ tight-even more so than for were also evacuated the Church leader.” tributed the discrepancy to the proximately 150 fewer students a political leader simply be­ morning of the Pope’s “The Pope has a definite fact that 111 students had been moved off campus this year cause of the vast number of speech. presence about him-more assigned to spaces in studythan last year. people that were present. Students were asked to so than any political figure,” lounges at that time, but other The Pope’s visit attracted leave thfeir dorms early in said Rakow. “He’s a real students had not yet been as­ “ We use ‘guesstim ates’ as to phenomenal crowds at the the morning so security people person,” Rakow said, signed. how many people move off campus stadium with a full could quickly search their “and has a great love for Currently, 33 freshmen are cam pus,” said Reinebold, “ We capacitiy crowd of 72,000 rooms. Rakow said the stu­ children.” residing in study lounges inhave never told the different people. dents were helpful, and Grace Hall, 32 in Planner Hall, classes that they couldn’t stay “Dignitary protection is many left milk and cookies Rakow commented that and eight each in Pasquerilla on campus by (use of) a lot­ very complex,” said Rakow. in their rooms for security. “students are students,” meaning that the students at East and West. tery.” Although upperclas­ “You do everything you Rakow enjoyed a front smen have the option of living can,” he added, “ but you row seat for the Pope’s South Carolina were very The students are being moved into regular rooms, off campus, all freshmen are don’t try to take over the speech and said he was much moved by the Pope. “wherever there’s an required to live in dorms. AIDS Before you choose a long distance continued from page 1 sence.” The substance abuse policy service, take a close look. concerns both drug abuse and eating disorders: ‘ ‘ Students who experim ent with or are de­ pendent upon drugs can receive help voluntarily or in­ voluntarily. The same is true for eating disorders.”

“ We include eating disorders because they are an addiction to food,” Jackowski said.

Involuntary referral, accor­ ding to the policy, will occur You may be thinking about “when a student’s behavior has choosing one of the newer become seriously dirsuptive to carriers over AT&T in order to the residential community or save money. has resulted in disciplinary ac­ tion or criminal activity.” Think again. Since January 1987,AT&T’s “It is only in the incident of rates have dropped more than seriously disruptive or damag­ 15% for direct-dialed out-of- ing behavior that we will con­ state calls. So they’re lower than sider dismissing the student you probably realize. For infor­ from the college,” said Jack­ mation on specific rates, you owski. can call us at 1 800 222-0300. And AT&T offers clear long distance connections, operator Speech assistance, 24-hour customer continued from page 1 service, and immediate credit of a m ajority party and a m ajor for wrong numbers. Plus, you issue, Shield said. He predicted can useAT&T to call from Americans will be looking for anywhere to anywhere, all over sincere honesty in a candidate. Overall, Shields refused to the United States and to over commit himself to any can­ 250 countries. didate or party at this stage of You might be surprised at the race. He described how good a value AT&T really Americans as “philosophically is. So before you choose a conservative but operationally long distance company, pick liberal, ’ ’ and that the candidate up the phone. who best exemplifies the abil­ ity to represent both “a belief in change and fundamental American optimism,” will be our next president. Shields, who graduated Notre Dame in 1959, has since taught at both H arvard Univer­ sity and the Wharton School at the University of Pennsylva­ nia, managed political cam­ paigns in38 states and is pres­ AT&T ently a columnist for “The Washington Post.” The right choice. A frequent commentator on television and radio programs, Shields has appeared on “The Phil Donahue Show,” “Face the Nation,” and last Thursday, “Nightline.” page 4 The Observer Monday, September 21, 1987 ‘At J.P Morgan, systems professionals are part business person, theoretician, and technician’.

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view of ABM treaty 1:45 p.m. A resident ot Morrissey possession ot narcotics. The drugs Wednesday, September 16Hall reported that a ticket to the ND were seized, and the case is being Associated Press to unilaterally change how a vs. MSU football game was stolen forwarded to the St. Joseph County treaty is interpreted, although 11:40 a.m. A Holy Cross Hall res­ from his desk drawer. Prosecutors Office. WASHINGTON - The Reagan he says he won’t make such a ident reported that his wallet was 1:45 p.m. A resident of Lyons Hall 6:30p.m. A parking lot attendant stolen from his unlocked room some­ reported that two accounting was struck by a car while in Blue administration incorrectly change without consulting time Sunday evening. The loss was textbooks were taken from her book Field. The pedestrian suffered a claims it can unilaterally rein­ Congress. valued at $70.00. bag in the South Dining Hall. The fractured foot as a result. The acci­ terpret the 1972 Anti-Ballistic Last week, however, the Sen­ books were valued at $97.00. dent is under investigation. Missile Treaty to allow ex­ ate split generally along party 2:30 p.m. A Holy Cross Hall Resi­ 7:05p.m. A University employee dent reported that his bookbag was 2:00 p.m. A Grace Hall resident reported damage to her car due to a panded U.S. “Star W ars” test­ lines as it voted 58-38 to ap­ stolen from South Dining Hall. The reported losing his wallet sometime hit and run accident which occurred ing, the Senate Foreign Rela­ prove a proposal banning bookbag and contents were valued on Tuesday possibly at Galvin Life. in the A-3 lot. Dam age to her car is tions Committee said Sunday. spending for expanded Star at $149.00. Total loss valued at $25.00. estimated at $500. 3:30 p.m. Security investigated a 8:30 p.m. Several students were 7:50p.m. A South Bend resident The attempt by the Republi­ Wars tests that violate the minor traffic accident in the A-15 lot. referred to the Office of Student Af­ was arrested for Driving While In­ can administration to change existing view of the ABM pact. 3:35 p.m. A resident of Lewis Hall fairs for possessing open alcohol con­ toxicated while he was near Gate 14 the U.S. view of the 15-year-old reported three textbooks were taken tainers at the Dillon Hall Pep Rally. of the stadium. While releasing the report, from her backpack while she was at 10:35p.m. A resident of South Bend treaty could affect Senate con­ the Foreign Relations Commit­ lunch in the South Dining Hall. The Friday, September 18 reported the theft of an equalizer sideration of a possible treaty tee also sent to the floor a books were valued at $50.00. from his car while it was parked in on intermediate-range nuclear resolution, sponsored by Sen. Gold Field. The loss is set at $120. 3:50 p.m. Security investigated a 10:00a.m. A Carroll Hall resident 10:45p.m. An Alumni Hall resident weapons, the Democratic- Joseph Biden, D Del., that minor traffic accident in the C-l reported a suspicious person around reported the theft of his bike from controlled committee said in a rejects the attempt to rein­ Parking Lot. the dorm. Security responded and the east side of Alumni. The bike is found the suspect. This person was 106-page report. terpret the ABM pact. 5:50 p.m. A resident of Morrissey valued at $50. Hall reported that $12.00 was taken found to be in possession of a small U:10p.m. Two cars were involved The report was the latest “This report underscores the from his wallet in his desk while he quantity of illegal drugs. The inci­ in a minor property dam age accident round in a long running fight profound constitutional issues was out of the room. dent is under further investigation. as both were trying to exit White between President Reagan and 8:45 p.m. Two students were ap­ Field after the Football Game. which will surround Senate prehended while attempting to cut Saturday, September 19 congressional Democrats over consideration of an INF the padlock off a fire gate at Fatima Sunday, September 20 the 1972 pact, which limits the (intermediate nuclear forces) Retreat Center on St. Mary’s Road 10:15a.m. Some unknown variety and type of defenses near Hwy. 31/33. The case was for­ miscreants did approximately $2500 agreement if the treaty power warded to the Office of Student Af­ 3:21a.m. Notre Dame Security was damage to the elevator in Washing­ called to assist a county police offi­ that each superpower can question is not resolved,” fairs. ton Hall. The vandalism was re­ 11:10 p.m. Security officers cer who had stopped 5 students as deploy. Biden said in a statement ported to Security by the manager they were stealing street signs At issue in the battle is de­ released with the report. recovered two beer kegs in Green of the building. Field. owned by the city of South Bend. The velopment of Reagan’s Strate­ 3:05p.m. An off-campus student re­ driver of the car was arrested for The committee’s report ported the theft of his wallet from gic Defense Initiative, known Thursday, September 17 Driving While Intoxicated by the came in the wake of a series of the quad near the Law School. His county officer. informally as “Star Wars.” joint hearings it held earlier loss is estimated at $100. 8:30a.m. A South Bend man was The administration wants to this year with the Senate 1:00 p.m. An off-campus student stopped from selling items without a move from the existing inter­ Judiciary Committee. reported her backpack containing 5:00p.m. A resident of Chicago was permit on University property. textbooks taken from South Dining arrested on a charge of Public In­ 1:50p.m. A visitor from Ann Arbor, pretation to a so-called The committee will hold Hall. The loss was valued at $67.00. toxication after an incident in Green Michigan reported the theft of mis­ “ broad” view of the ABM hearings on any new treaty, 1:26 p.m. An off campus student Field. cellaneous items from his car while treaty, which would allow ex­ probably starting sometime reported the theft of his backpack 6:00p.m. Two visitors from the it was parked near the O'HaraGrace and contents from the South Dining Chicago area were caught by plain Townhouses. His loss is estimated at panded testing of Star Wars. early in 1988, according to Sen. Hall. Loss totaled $113. clothes officers while they were in $340. Reagan has asserted that the Claiborne Pell, D R.I., chair­ executive branch has the right man of the panel. •••••••#•••••••##••• Use this coupon at ROTC honors POWs and Ml As COUNTY MARKET By CELESTE FREIND tional POW/MIA Day. President Reagan. 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M o 6310 8 15 Proof sm/mrbi&ss, 5 PM i Phone 233-4957 page 6______The Observer______Monday, September 21, 1987 Opposition paper to be allowed Associated Press D’Escoto said, “ Inspite of the fact that there is still a state MANAGUA, Nicaragua - The of emergency, inspite of the Sandinista government will al­fact that the Reagan adminis­ low Nicaragua’s opposition tration is still waging war newspaper La Prensa to through its mercenaries, we reopen, Foreign Minister are moving ahead and doing a Miguel D’Escoto and a partner series fo things, among which in the paper said Sunday. is allowing La Prensa to D’Escoto said in a telephone reopen.” interview with the Associated Ortega said earlier that the Press in San Jose, Costa Rica, newspaper would not be al­ that the paper, closed June 26, lowed to publish again until the 1986, would be allowed to Reagan administration halted resume publishing immedi­ aid to the Contra rebels fighting ately without prior censorship. his leftist government. Carlos Holmann, a partner in The paper was closed a day the paper, did not say in a briefafter the U.S. House of Repre­ telephone interview when the sentatives approved $100 mil­ paper would reopen. lion in aid to the rebels. Holmann said permission to The government closed it reopen was the result of a temporarily twice and cen­ The ObserveTSusan Coene “Moose” dedication meeting Saturday of Presidentsored it so extensively that it Daniel Ortega, Agrarian missed publication 35 times. Edward “Moose” Krause, former N.D. athletic N.D.-Michigan State soccer game. Krause accepts Reform Minister Jaime The closure and censorship director, receives a plaque at the dedication of the honors along with his daughter and Wheelock and La Prensa co­ both cam e under the state of Krause Stadium during halftime Friday of the grandchildren. owner Violeta Chamorro. emergency, first declared in Costa Rica’s foreign mini­ M arch 1982. ster, Rodrigo Madrigal Nieto, The permission to reopen Pact rekindles NATO debate arranged the meeting and also was the latest in a series of participated in it. The reopen­ liberalization moves by the Associated Press will be a new one and we will and national rivalries have hin­ing first became known in Sandinista government. work at the business of bring­ dered West European nations Costa Rica because of his role. WASHINGTON - The tenta­ ing that into more equality, and from increasing their defense tive U.S.-Soviet agreement to I think that’s important to do.” budgets, there was an aware­ eliminate intermediate-range In the meantime, however, ness of the problem, at least on Pope fulfills promise nuclear missiles has rekindled Shultz said that “Europe will the part of NATO general Sec­ debate on whether NATO needs be more safe” because of the retary Lord Carrington, theto visit Canadian site to beef up its conventional agreement on intermedidate- former British foreign mini­ forces to match the Kremlin led range missiles. ster. Associated Press 4,000 Dene Indians huddled un­ Warsaw Pact. “How can you say that we In a speech before the Royal der white plastic raincoats in The powerful chairm an of become militarily worse off Institute of International Af­ FORT SIMPSON, Northwest front of a 55 foot tepee. the Senate Armed Services when they eliminate about fairs in London, CarringtonTerritories - Welcomed by a The chair on which the pope Committee, Sam Nunn, D-Ga., 2,000 warheads and we elimi­ urged that the West “not be drum song and a sacred fire, sat during the Mass was made said the “real test” of the mis­ nate about 350?” he asked.“It carried away in a wave of eup­Pope John Paul II kept a prom­ from moose antlers (and hide. sile deal will be whether the boggles my mind that anbyodyhoria at the first sign of an ise Sunday by visiting this sub­From it, the Holy Father could West can improve its conven­could think that. They don’t do arms agreement.” arctic outpost, where he spoke look out over a riverside tional forces to cope with what arithmetic.” Reshaping the Western arse­ in support of native rights and plateau filled with pews and he and other experts call a sig­ David Abshire, the former nal for a post-INF europe, in warned Indians not to letchairs for Indian elders and nificant tilt in favor of the W ar­ U.S. ambassador to NATO, effect, will be NATO’s agenda “instability” undermine theirfaithful. Past a giant wooden saw Pact. warned earlier in the week that for at least the next five years society. cross pointing down river, the Nunn did not link a conven­recent additions of tanks and and probably for some time A steady drizzle fell as thepope could see the river and a tional force buildup to Senate helicopters had further tipped after that, he said. pope’s plane arrived at an glimpse of autumn gold in the ratification of the proposed the balance in the Soviet favor. At the heart of the contention airstrip from Edmonton, Al­ white birch on the opposite pact on intermediate nuclear And Abshire, the chancellor that NATO is outgunned is the berta, at the end of his 10 daybank. forces (INF). of the Center for Strategic and imbalance in troop levels. U.S. tour. But the sky But he repeated a warning he International Studies in Wash­ The debate over the need to brightened and a rainbow ap­ In a 20-minute address made last April to North Atlan­ ington, announced a new drivestrengthen NATO conventionalpeared as he was greeted by delivered before Mass, the tic Treaty Organization offi­ to lobby West European forces is likely to intensify. The Indian and Canadian officials.pope reaffirmed the church’s cials in Brussels on the need leaders to “push forward Pentagon has already pro­ Then he drove in a papal support for native rights and for “a psychological link be­ rapidly (with) meaningful con­ posed a step to close the per­ mini-van down a dirt road toprayed for a “just agreement” tween completing the ventional force improve­ ceived gap, saying it wants tothe settlement on the banks of with the Canadian government withdrawal of all INF missiles m ents.” drop plans to retire 25-year-old the mile-wide Mackenzie on protection for those rights from Europe and progress in Although budget constraints B-52 strategic bombers. River. There an estimated in the Constitution. separate conventional and chemical arm s control negotia­ tions.” G O FROM COLLEGE TO THE ARMY Nunn, asked Sunday on the. NBC-TV program “Meet the Press” whether he would vote against the arms treaty be­ WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT. cause of the conventional The hardest thing about break of 40 performances a month, there’s read music, performing in the Army forces imbalance, said: “well, also the opportunity for travel— could be your big break. Write: I ’m not going to decide how I’m ing into professional going to vote on the treaty. I’m music is—well, break not only across America, but possibly Chief, Army Bands Office, Fort saying it’s a big problem, and ing into professional abroad. Benjamin Harrison, IN 46216-5005. we should have gotten on it a music. So if you’re Most important, you can Or call toll free T800-USA-ARMY. long time ago.” Rep. Les Aspin, D-Wis., looking for an oppor­ expect a hrst-rate pro­ chairman of the House Armed tunity to turn your fessional environment Services Committee, inter­ musical talent into from your instructors, viewed on ABC-TV’s “This facilities and fellow Week with David Brinkley,” a full-time perform­ was more outspoken, calling ing career, take a musicians. The Army the arms control agreement “a good look at the Lm has educational small step in the wrong direc­ Army. BpjpL programs that tion.” “Basically it’s a small step It’s not *0% can help you in the direction of taking out all parades a m pay for off- nuclear weapons in Europe and John Philip ■SgE duty instruc- while leaving the conventional O tion, and if balance, which heavily favors Sousa. Army the Soviet Union, leaving all bands rock, you qual- that in place,” Aspin said. waltz and boogie w # ’ ify, even Secretary of State George as well as march, help you Shultz, appearing on the same program, said, “There is a dif­ and they perform yh repay ference between the Warsaw before concert au your Pact forces and the NATO diences as well forces, and so we have had a as spectators. r7 T v,r ured ARMY BAND. conventional arms negotiation going on for some time. There With an average BE ALL YOU CAN BE. Monday, September 21, 1987 Viewpoint| page 7 P.O. Box Q

Finally, beginning at 5:30 on the in equality for all; we are part of a Cartoon must be Humor helps all South Quad, we students will have our student body that opposes injustice in own reception for Father Malloy. Our all its forms, yet no one has criticized taken in context deal with troubles student picnic will be complete with this practice. I am shocked that no live entertainment and a special other man or woman on this campus Dear Editor : presentation to Father Malloy. has made a public statement regarding Dear Editor: I read last week’s Scholastic cartoon, We are encouraging all students to these quotes. Equality and respect are I would like to respond to Cheryl Ann “Life in Hell,” and I laughed. I took it attend and enjoy the inaugural fes­usually not given freely; they need Leslie’sto column titled “Cartoon’s Ra­ for what it was-humorous satire. tivities on Wednesday, September 23. be demanded. On behalf of the womencial Slur Inappropriate” of Sept. 16. I Nevertheless, a group of vociferous Father Malloy would greatly appreci­ of Notre Dame, and of all persons who was greatly disturbed by her reaction prigs would have Scholastic edit even ate the support of the student body at believe in equality, I am demandingto Matt Groening’s cartoon. Cheryl felt our comic strips because they believe this milestone in his life. His concern some respect. the reference to blacks might as well that the spectre of racism lurks behind and closeness to the students can only Eileen Doherty have been a slap in the face. I am sorry every door. Enough is enough, if these be strengthened by student interest and Pasquerilla West she feels that way, because it seems to guardians of social virtue cannot participation in the inaugural events. be because she did not understand the tolerate the funnies, how will they pos­ This is a rare opportunity to be a part strip. sibly endure the realities of life? There of a strategic moment in Notre Dame Matt Groening writes about “Life in lies the crux of the issue-we all need a history. Sound judgement Hell.” His comics are about the absur­ sense of humor to travail life’s many must guide choices dities of life and his sarcastic responses pitfalls. Humor reflects the tragic more Pat Cooke to this world. All of our lives, we are often than the joyful in life. Jonathan Student Body President taught how to think, and to behave, by Swift, an Irishman who knew a bit Laurie Bink Dear Editor: people who really know no more than about humor and a lot about life, told Student Body Vice president I am writing in response to the letter we do. Mr. Groening depicted the us that humor was “odd, grotesque, and from a Keenan Hall freshman who eighth grade teacher as a type of white, wild.” “Life in Hell” was all those found his doubts somewhat alleviated middle class woman who became a things, but more importantly, it was Sexist signs show by the sight of the Dome. It seems a teacher because she enjoyed the feeling funny. bit premature to consider transferring of superiority. She wanted to gain the William Joseph Summon lack of respect to another university because one does respect she never received previously Alumni Hall not feel the “flame of enlightenment in her life. Didn’t you have two or three Dear Editor: burning within” after the first week of teachers like that growing up? The all­ For several weeks now, as I have classes. This notwithstanding, any stu­knowing mind-manipulator of our ear­ Inauguration an traveled across campus, I have been dent who, despite his dislike for the in­ lier years is the type of teacher Matt forced to see a series of quotations stitution remains at a university simply Groening was trying to relate to us. event for everyone posted in a first floor window of because it has a “really special dome” There were, and still are, some teach­ Cavanaugh Hall. All of these quotes is very confused. ers in all-white schools who hold Dear Editor: have focused on one subject-women. I think we can all appreciate the prejudices against blacks. The eighth- It will be on every newscast. It will For those who have seen the signs, mixed feelings of a freshman entering grader in the comic strip had grown up be in every newspaper. It will be onthere is no need for me to explain their any college. However, Notre Dame is in the all-white school with authority every radio station. And you have thenature. All of these “quips” have been a great university with a tradition of figures such as his teacher. They in­ opportunity to be there-the Inaugura­ derogatory and insulting towards wo­excellence in academia and in graduat­stinctively induced a fear into the tion of Father Malloy. Never before men. Ranging from implications about ing productive, mature adults. The minds of their students. have there been Inaugural ceremonies treating women with physical abuse to complaints of a petulant 18-year old Being open-minded might help to install the president of the Universitysuggestions about “fencing in” a who (in his visits to 5 to 15 colleges) Cheryl to understand the comic strip. of Notre Dame. We are Notre Dame nearby girls dorm, these remarks have either never came here and never It wasn’t meant to offend anyone. I sin­ students at a rare and extremely im­been tasteless, sexist and downright talked to a student, or himself over­ cerely feel that Matt Groening was portant time in Notre Dame’s history. crude. looked the essential factors of parietals trying to convey an experience that Inauguration day will begin with Perhaps, these quotations are meant and the Alcohol Policy, should not be most of us could relate to. mass at 10:00 a.m. in the Joyce Athletic lightly; just as a joke; all in good fun. of serious concern. Cheryl said she was offended and em ­ and Convocation Center Arena. FatherBut since these signs are made avail­ I hope that this student decides to barrassed that the University had al­ Malloy will celebrate for all students, able to the public, and their producer remain at Notre Dame, and that he has lowed the strip to be printed. Such hasty faculty and guests. is not, we have no idea what his inten­ a wonderful college experience. In or­ interpretations of media can lead to a The formal installation of Father tions are. In light of this, and the nature der for this to happen, however, he will stifling, not to mention boring, society. Malloy as president will begin at 3:00 of the comments, I do not find these need to get his priorities straight and This University cannot always protect in the arena of the JACC. At this Aca­ quotes very amusing. I would hope that to make some clear-headed judge­ us from the things we don’t like. demic Convocation, Donald R. Keough,students of Notre Dame have respect ments. In the meantime, I am not sure I am not prejudiced, nor was I in­ chairm an of the University of Notre for all people, regardless of sex, class, that the campus newspaper should be sulted by the comic strip. I consider Dame’s Board of Trustees and the pres­ or race. the forum for his emotionally charged myself to be reasonably mature, and I ident and CEO of The Coca-Cola Com­ Furthermore, it surprises me that questioning of what the university has found the strip humorous. I hope you pany, and Father Hesburgh will pres­nothing has been done about these to offer. can see the point I have tried to make. ent Father Malloy with the symbols of signs. The Observer should have been office. All students are invited to this overflowing with letters on the subject. David Spach Anne Bruns special Notre Dame moment. We are part of a university that believes . St. Edward’s Hall Off-Campus Doonesbury Garry Trudeau Campus Quote ...ANDIPUTPOWNA H£AVY DEPOS­ 6000. SO ALL LOOK, BILL, tM IT ON 2 C-MS. AS FOP PERSONNEL, NEED NOW IS YOUR. OUT-OF-POCKET I'VE RETAINED NEAR#40 CONTRACT SIGNATURE AND BANK OVER 200 Gs 1 PLAYERS, MOSTLY GERMAN MERCS. ACCOUNT NUMBER. 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Laura Stanton Commentaries, letters and the Inside Column present the views of their authors. Column Photo Editor Jim Carroll space is available to all members of the community and the free expression of varying opinions on campus, through letters, is encouraged Founded November 3,1966 page 8 Accent Monday, September 21, 1987 Before and after in this week’s soaps All My Children: Julie ran Phillip saw Alan kiss Vanes­ away to Mew York after dis­ sa. Rusty walked in on Will covering that Elizabeth had and Mindy in the Jacuzzi. been a prostitute. Elizabeth Rusty prevented Sarah from became fearful when a mys­ getting involved in a scam. terious man named Creed Ross and Alan bailed out turned up in town. Realizing their children when Dinah that Ross and Natalie were was grabbed by campus still involved, Palmer kicked security after she angrily Natalie and Timothy out. took a joint away from Alan- Travis wasn't thrilled when Michael. Jackson asked for a job with Coming: New feelings for his campaign. Mitch had a Dinah. narrow escape from the Loving: Clay accused Shana Montero's henchman. of trying to steal his job Coming: Ross searches for While he was in the hospital. Julie. Ava pretended that Kate was Another World: Vicki saw her maid in front o f som e Donna and John share a society women. Lily used kiss. Peter offered John their guilt on Jack, who suc­ boat to live on. Cass met cumbed to her again. Alan Author of ‘Red October’ Nicole Love and became her told April about his unhappy lawyer to help protect her childhood. Ned resisted a fashion designs. Nicole come-on from Chris. April snubbed John. Chad and tried another escape at­ depicts ‘people in crisis’ Dawn planned their future in tempt. Bay City. Amanda got Coming: Ava flaunts her new jealous when Sam dated position. Associated Press his wife, Wanda, still works the author says will have som e­ Cheryl. Mary applied for a One Life to Live: During there. thing to do with a CIA "m ole" job with Michael after she Tina's trial, Kate claimed om Clancy was an English These days, Clancy spends in Moscow. and Vince agreed to a prop­ that Tina was responsible for major in college, but he much of his time at home, erty settlement. Maria's death, and Herb T earned his living as an insur­ working at his computer. He "People in the military like Coming: Michael sen ses brought in a surprise ance agent until his first novel, starts at 8:30 in the morning, my characters," Clancy says. T something is wrong. witness-Juan. Wade stopped putting in four to six hours a was in England on vacation not "The Hunt for Red October ," As The World Turns: Frannie Mari-Lynn from committing becam e a best seller in 1985. day. He is working on his long ago, and the captain of a called off the wedding after suicide by pretending to fourth novel, which is sched­ surface warship in the Royal Seth mistakenly made love drown. When Elizabeth That book, which was pub­ uled to be finished at the end Navy told me how much he en ­ to Sabrina. Seth and Rod refused to give Kate Sanders lished by the Naval Institute of this year. joyed my books because of had a fistfight. Taylor began chemicals, Patrick dosed her Press of Annapolis, Md„ has The walls of Clancy's office at how well I understand my to seduce Casey after he tea. Sandra shot Frank sold more than 300,000 copies his suburban home are lined charac ters." drank too much. After before he could kill John in hardcover and three million with about 3,000 books, many His novels have a global seeing with relief that the and Cassie, who had dis­ in paperback. It was based on of which reflect the author's political-military theme, telling floating body was only a covered their life insurance newspaper articles in the mid- life- long fascination with tech­ of events that could happen in dummy, Duncan made love scam. 1970s about a Soviet destroyer nology. Clancy has been the current world situation. And to Shannon. Later, Shannon Coming: Mari-Lynn finds a whose crew unsuccessfully at­ reading military books since "Red Storm Rising" is now was appalled when Duncan future. tempted to defect to Sweden. childhood. being used as a textbook at the admitted to being a modern- Ryan's Hope: Dakota took Clancy's latest novel, "Patriot "I mainly like technology, Naval War College in Newport, day pirate. Nick was revealed credit for ending the experi­ Games, " was published two and the military has the nicest R.I., Clancy says. as James' contact in Oak­ ment at Wellman, much to weeks after his second novel, toys," he says. However, Clancy dale. everyone's chagrin. Zena "Red Storm Rising, " appeared adds, contrary to what his fans However, the author doesn't Coming: Mai searches for stayed with Jack after being in paperback. might think, not all of the claim to have a “crystal ball," the Falcon. threatened by Lyndon. Pat "Red Storm Rising, ' based on books in his study are about and says his books should not Days Of Our Lives: Kayla and Concetta worked things a scenario for a war game, was weapons. be viewed as being a prediction agreed to marry Jack, which out. Emily took a secret trip. published in 1986. It was on Although his novels have of the future. broke Melissa's heart. Patch John sulked while Ben and the hardcover best-seller lists been described as being filled With no military, political or convinced Ed to disgrace Lizzie were wildly happy. for nearly a year and has sold with technical details about mil­ government training-except for; Shane with a sex sca n d a l- Coming: Career conflicts for more than one million copies. itary hardware and weaponry, two years in the Army ROTC Ryan. using Shane's former flame Paperback sales are expected Clancy says "the technology is during college-Clancy says he Qabrielle. Frankie and Jen­ Santa Barbara: Brick rescued to be in the millions. overstated." He says he would gets his information from tech­ nifer considered getting Laken and Jake from thugs, "It is rather amazing that all rather describe his books as nical manuals, conversations married. Diana and Roman impressing the police. Gina my books are best sellers, " being about "people in crisis." with former military officials, grew closer after she saved became convinced that Clancy said in a telephone in­ For example, Clancy says one books, and periodicals. Carrie from a boat accident. Pamela Conrad is alive. Tori terview. But, he insists, "any­ of the points he is trying to Clancy, who lives with his was hit by a truck after a Someone tinkered with one can write a novel, ' adding make in his latest novel is that wife and four children in Prince seance in which she heard Diana's car, causing a crash that his computer-and "a su­ "victims of terrorism aren't Frederick, Md., 40 m iles from from which she and Kiriakis Mason calling. Jeffrey, Kelly perb editor"-help his work go abstractions." Washington, D C., says the m a­ narrowly escaped. and Julie believed a fake relatively smoothly. Jack Ryan, the hero of "Red terial changes brought by Coming: Grace and Neil gypsy knew where Mason Clancy became an insurance October," returns in "Patriot becoming a best-selling author was. Cruz lured Eleanor into make a committment. agent shortly after graduating Games" to battle a renegade aren't the important things. General Hospital: Monica a frozen food locker, hoping from Loyola College in his na­ terrorist group. was elected president of she'd be scared into confes­ tive Baltimore in 1969. He Clancy says the main ques­ "I'm still a good father, " HTI, much to Sean's ire. sion. Cain remembered didn't start writing fiction until tions the novel asks are: "What Clancy says. "The m ost impor­ being hurt by a woman Unable to cope with his 1982, when he decided to write is terrorism? What are the ter­ tant thing is being a good fa­ named Elena Nikolas. attraction to Lucy, Tony took "something I could be proud rorists after? What is their ther to your kids." a vacation. Bobbie grew Coming: Cruz puts on the of." methodology? How should we And what do his children - increasingly concerned pressure. He no longer works at the deal with terrorism as a fact of ages 22 months to 14 years- about Melissa's hoody The Young fir The Restless: small insurance agency in rural life?" think about their best-selling friends. After Duke and Anna Cricket accom panied Phillip Maryland that he and his wife Ryan will appear once again father? "They don't pay any reaffirmed their love, he to an AA meeting, where he purchased in 1980, although in Clancy's next novel, which attention to it. Pm still Daddy." accepted her marriage pro­ admitted to being an al­ Bill Watterson posal. Scorpio tried to trick coholic. Jack wondered Calvin and Hobbes Dusty into revealing Elena's about Lauren and Brad's I'M NOT GOING TO BE. LED LETS SAN NOU HA' NOUR MOM TOLD ME NOD IN FACT, SUES AlREAW GOT A whereabouts, unaware that relationship, as Brad left to BN N0U! I'M WE RIGHTFUL IT TO ME C O L IF UANE A WEIRD DISEASE AND CONTRACT FROM THE CTRCUS CAPTAIN! NOU JUST STOLE UNDER EXTREME NOU VJEBE NOU'RE GOING TO GET SMALLER SIDE SHOW. 1 SAW IT MXSELF. Dusty planned to flee on a see Traci in California. Kay IAN CAPTAIN DURESS. UFTLER AS NOU GROW OLDER! ^ ' freighter. and Jill encountered each THAN M E, I'M NOT Coming: Dusty s future is at other at the Colonnade BON, ID „ SHE DID HOT/ LISTENING! stake. Room with their dates. Ellen POUND NOU.' TFWS HCTT IM HCTT LISTENING! Guiding Light: Johnny had was offered a new job, while cancer surgery at Cedars, Jack urged her to consider and the prognosis was not her feelings for his father. VtNSEEEE., good. After an intense dis­ Coming: Dealing with an old cussion of their relationship, flame. Reva and Josh m ade love. 1987, McNaught Synd. Monday, September 21, 1987 Business page 9 The stock market and the Dow Boone ups stock bid a look at what makes them up takeover resisted By JOHN WHOLIHAN Woolworths are three of the ing of the stock market and the Business Writer stocks that make up the DJIA. investment horizon for that Starting in the latter part of exists for individual investors T. Boone Pickens and his Ivanhoe Partners have upped Editor’s note: This is the first 1982, the market averages and with limited funds - something their offer for Newmont Mining Company to $105 per share in a series of stories about how indexes, such as the Dow Jones, to which we can all relate. from $95 per share for 28 million shares (Business Briefs Notre Dame students can in­ have been rising. This type of Many potential individual in­ September 14). Newmont’s Board recommended that share­ vest their money. a market is refered to as a bull vestors are content to let their holders reject the initial $95 offer. The new bid helped raise market. A falling market is money earn the standard pas­ Newmont’s share price to Friday’s close of $101,125. There There are numerous oppor­ known as a bear market. sbook savings rate of 5 1/4 per­ is speculation that Pickens may have to raise the bid again tunities afforded by the stock The Dow commenced a slow cent. if his second bid is not accepted by its expiration date of market for an individual to in­ steady climb from the 1200 An informed investor will October 5. vest and earn money. level in 1982, to its present level realize the advantages of Wall Street in New York City of 2524. There have been set­ placing extra funds in the stock #ee is home to the most famous backs, such as last year’s in­ market. It is possible to diver­ part of the market: The New sider trading scandal and sum­sify the investments one holds, York Stock Exchange (NYSE). mer slumps, but a strong called a portfolio, even with Wholihan and It is here that more than 150 outlook on the economy and just a few thousand dollars. million shares of 2000 stocks relatively low levels of un­ In addition, unlike certain Murray change hands every businessemployment, inflation and in­Certificate of Deposits (CD’s), day. terest rates have fueled this investors can get their money Business Bits In addition, stocks are traded marathon rally. out of the market at any time. daily on the American Ex­ This liquidity factor is made possible by the immense num­ change, the Over the Counter Wall Street Liberal Beat: The United Auto Workers union won a market and regional ex­ ber of buyers and sellers in the milestone contract last week, securing job guarantees at changes, as well as on foreign at marketplace. Ford Motor Corporation. For the next three years, Ford will Studies have shown that the markets. not close any plants, will not eliminate any positions and will ND Ave. average long-term return on Most investors familiarize replace half of the workers who retire or quit. Ford lost market investments is approx­ themselves with the Dow Jones flexibility through the new contract, but the stock remained imately nine percent. Of Industrial Average (DJIA), a stable on Wall Street this week. Ford has already adjusted popular guide of the movement 1987 has been a good year for course, this is not guaranteed its workforce for the next few years to avoid damage to its as are savings accounts and of thirty active stocks. The the Dow Jones Average. The bottom line. The automaker can shrink its workforce again CD’s, but an investor in the DJIA is determined by the price Average set a new high in each when the new contract expires. changes of these stocks and by of the first thirteen trading market has to be willing to ac­ For years, acid rain legislation has been stalled on Capitol cept more risk in order to gain how often these stocks are days this year, breaking the Hill. The big business lobby representing the coal industry more return. bought and sold. 2000 level in the process. has contended that the amount of money spent in complying These thirty stocks are The Dow closed at 2405.54 on With the help of a broker, an with the regulations would halt research of clean coal mostly large, blue-chip com­ April 6, its peak before the investor can find the invest­ facilities, as reported in The Wall Street Journal. Clean coal panies taken from all areas of April-May slump. The DJIA ments with which he is com­ projects promise to burn coal with less emmisions of ozone the economy. slipped below 2220 on May 20 fortable. damaging chemicals. A new Clean Air Act bill threatens to Blue-chip companies are before embarking on a 500 point The second segment of this saddle the coal industry with billions of dollars of capital well known companies which rise. series will discuss the selection investments to reduce emmisions immediately. are leaders in their industries. The purpose of this series is of a broker and the services McDonalds, Exxon, and to provide a basic understand­provided by a brokerage firm. eee Another Japanese first in the auto industry. Honda Dow Jones fals 3.26 points; Motor is planning to build cars in the United States and export them. This move has long-term financial implications. The triple witchingriour passes Japanese auto maker will likely export these vehicles to West­ By STEVE CLAEYS Approximately 188.07 million A future is a type of invest­ ern European nations. Through builting the cars in America, Business Writer shares changed hands on the ment in which an investor at­ Honda will get around the import fees that Europeans have New York Stock Exchange. tempts to predict the value of charged for cars made in Japan. In addition, the dollar is The Dow Jones Industrial Investors were cautious be­ a stock or the average of a weak versus European currency, thus providing another fin­ Average slipped 3.26 points to cause Friday was 1 of 4 “triple group of stocks at a set expera- ancial benefit to Honda. However, the actual shipping of 2524.64 points on Friday. witching hours” during the tion time. If the investor U.S.-Honda cars will not take place for at least two years. Friday’s decline contributedyear. predicts correctly then he will Honda is betting on the current dollar situation to continue to a weekly loss of 84.10 points. Triple witching hours are the receive a return for his invest­ so that this move will be profitable in the long-run. This was the largest weekly day when the quarterly stock ment. drop since the Dow fell 141.03 index futures, index options The set experation time for eee points during the week of 9# to and options on individualsome of these futures is the 912 in 1986. stocks expire. third Friday of every third The last word: While speaking about impending eco­ month. nomic doom in The Wall Journal, Mr. John B. Neff, a famous Investors in stock futures on investment advisor: ’’You’ve got interest rates increasing, these days at times will buy COUNSELINE you have an economic expansion that’s mature, we’re going and sell stocks in order to cause to have a recession at some point, and we may even get a stock and stock average prices Volunteers Wanted!!! Democratic Administration.” to equal the values they predicted. This activity may cause the m arket to fluctuate with prices rising and falling wildly. It is We're in operation again because of these unpredictable but a bit short-handed for price swings on the days when the stock futures expire that in­ now. We still have a vestors call them triple witch­ few 2 hour shifts to fill. So, if... ing hours. New rules introduced to prevent wide price fluctuations - You want to help provide a from stock futures have been valuable community service to introduced. Apparently these ND/SMC measures have been effective (price is given for one full-color page) - You can spare just a couple ot hours in light of the market’s small of easy volunteer work In a nice study drop on Friday. envlronmnet (the number and manner Pessimism from the triple Newsweek $110,000 witching hour was offset by of handling calls Is rarely dem anding) good news from the Commerce Playboy $59,550 - You could use something extra to Department. $53,430 look nice on your resume or Business Week application to grad school (listening, The department announced Forbes $44,290 psych majors?) on Friday that the U.S. eco­ Inc. Magazine $37,790 nomy grew an annual rate of ...then ask for Tim at the University 2.5 percent in the second quar­ Counseling Center or just leave a ter of the year. This growth was stimulated m essage. 239-7336. by the m anufacturing sector of the economy. Monday, September 21, 1987 page 10 The Observer Sports Briefs Irish continued from page 16 the defense. Forward Bruce The volleyball teamwon the The Domer Runs September 26 will hold a meeting The ski team “Tiger” McCourt added an in­ Eastern Kentucky Colonel Invitational will start at 11 a.m. rather than 10:30. Thursday, September 24, at 7 p.m. in the surance goal early in the this weekend. Friday, the Irish defeatedRunners should sign up from 10-10:45 LaFortune Montgomery Theatre for second half to give the final 3-1 William and Mary, 11-15, 15-13, 8-15, 15- a.m. -The Observer those interested in a Christmas break ski margin. 13, 15-10, and E astern Kentucky, 15-11, trip. This year’s trip, open to all students, “If we continue to play only 15-7, 15-5. Saturday, Notre Dame beat The Racquetball Clubwill hold will be to Telluride, Co., Jan. 2-10. -The 50-60 minutes of a 90-minute Cincinnati, 10-15,15-10,15-5,13-15,15-10, its organizational meetingto m o rro at w O bserver and then won the Championship Match 7 p.m. in room 118 of the Nieuwland Sci­ game, we’ll get a rude awaken­ over Rice, 7-15, 15-11, 10-15, 15-6, 15-7. ence Hall. The league schedules will be ing from some of the teams The Observer distributed at this time, so attendance is down the road.” requested. For more information, call Notre Dame hosts Illinois The golf team won a dual match Mark (1422) or Dave (1425). -The Obser­ Stepan Court time requests are State Wednesday in a 7 p.m. this weekend with Northwestern at the ver now being accepted at the Student Ac­ contest. Lake Doster course in Plainwell, Mic­ tivities Office, 3rd floor LaFortune. If Friday Night’s Gama your clubbrganization would like to Notre Dame 3, Michigan State 1 higan, 379 to 406. Dick Connelly led the Michigan State 1 0 - 1 Irish with a 72, while Doug Giorgo and N V A Aerobics classes on Tuesdays reserve time for basketball, now is the Notre Dame 2 1 - 3 and Thursdays now begin at 6:45 p.m. time to apply. Deadline for applications First Half Terry Berland each tallied a 75 and Pat Notre Dame - Sternberg 6 (Aoemer) 2:29. Mohan scored a 76. -The Observer instead of 7 p.m. -The Observer is September 25. -The Observer Michigan State - Blanchard (Harsch) 15:21. Notre Dame - Behrje 3 (Guignon) 16:29. Second Half Notre Dame - McCourt 3 (Sternberg) 50:03. Saves -Heide (Michigan State) 6, Lyons (Notre Dame) 3. Com ers -Michigan State 3, Notre Dame 15. Fouls -Michigan State 20, Notre Dame 18. Yel­ NFL strike on Tuesday may be inevitablelow Cards -Cudney (Michigan State) 9:58, Busch (Michigan State) 54:10, Morris (Notre Dame) 87:42. Red Card -Cudney (Michigan State) 70:00.Referee Associated Press ington, where picket signs were Donlan, executive director of again if he’s going to be vague -Laslo Molnar. Linesm en -Danny Nava. David Pur­ ready for Tuesday’s walkout. the NFL Management Council, and general.” cell. Attendance -1,705. NEW YORK - NFL teams No new talks were scheduled, said Sunday. “I don’t think it’s The versions of those infor­ Sunday Afternoon’s Game and the two sides were unable likely, but I have to keep think­ mal talks were symbolic of the Notre Dame 5, Northwestern 0 played what could be their final Northwestern 0 0 - 0 games of 1987 on Sunday, 48 even to agree on their disagree­ ing that way.” chasm between the sides. Notre Dame 2 3 - 5 ments. The owners claimed the But Upshaw saw no rabbits First Half hours away from a strike that Notre Dame - S. LaVigne 2 (Murphy) 13:47. seemed inevitable unless players’ demand for free on the horizon following the The Management Council Notre Dame - Murphy 2 (Roemer) 15:58. agency was the sole issue that most recent meeting, an infor­ said Donlan offered conces­ Second Half someone could “pull a rabbit Notre Dam e - Murphy 3 (Morris) 50:28. out of a hat.” couldn’t be resolved easily; the mal three-hour session be­ sions on pension, roster size Notre Dame - Sternberg 7 (Morris) 72:58. union said the owners were tween the two chief negotiators and other issues; Upshaw said Notre Dame - Behrje 4 (Augustyn) 80:28. There was hardly a hint of Shota on Goal optimism as 26 of the league’s stalling on a vast range of is­ Friday. At those talks, the he heard nothing specific that Saves -Kokodynski (Northwestern) 3, Lyons (Notre 28 teams took the field under sues. union rejected Donlan’s re­ could make him postpone the Dame) 2. Com ers -Northwestern 5, Notre Dame 9. Fouls -Northwestern 23, Notre Dame 30. Yellow the shadow of the second strike Owners, meanwhile, were quest for a 30-day extension of strike deadline. Cards -Muldon (Northwestern) 41:30, Behrje (Notre in six years and the fifth sincegoing ahead with plans to play the strike deadline in return for Two members of the Man­ Dame) 60:00. Referee -Mike Hajdaj. Linesmen -Joe 1968. It will start when the other games with free agents. concessions on issues other agement Council executive Bella, Laslo Molnar. Attendance - 614. two teams, the New York Jets Several teams claimed they than free agency. committee said Sunday they and New England Patriots, had nearly full rosters signed were convinced the dispute Correction complete their game Monday to resume play in two weeks, “ We need someone to make could be settled quickly it not the deal,” Upshaw said. “Ob­ for the union’s demand for night. with the fourth week of the The Observer incorrectly season. viously, when Jack talked to what it calls “unfettered” free “My agenda now is to reported on Friday that the me, it was just part of a grand agency - the right of a player prepare for a strike,” Gene Up­ Was there any hope? Alpine Club’s organizational plan. ... We’ve met one-on-one to change teams without his shaw, executive director of the “I’m still working on the the­ meeting was cancelled. The eight or 10 times. I’m not going new team having to com­ NFL players Association, said ory that we might be able to meeting was held Friday. at union headquarters in Wash­ pull a rabbit out of a hat,” Jack to meet with him one-on-one pensate the old one.

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Auto­ LOST: CALCULATOR, CASIO 7000. 1 GA FOR USC -PLEASE SELL YOURS W alsh basem ent EVERYONE INVITED! matic, AMfM & Cassette, 21,000 miles. PLEASE HELP ME OUT. IF FOUND, TO ME! I'M YOUNG AND RESTLESS $5,200. Call Katie 239-5200 during day, CONTACT JOHN AT 1620. $$$ CALL "ALASKA" £3007 AND GOING TO PURDUE FRIDAY, FOUND FOOTBALL TIX or 232-5238 after 6:00. REWARD $$$. SEPT. 25. BUT THIS GUIDING LIGHT NEEDS Lost: Student football tix at Michigan If you can identify the row and seat num­ LOST: ALL OF MY KEYS SOMEWHERE PLEASE!!!! NEED AT LEAST 2 GA’S RIDERS! COMING? State ber, they’re yours I Hint: Section 34 call AT SMC. IF FOUND, PLEASE CALL OW-Ticket, Anywhere U.S.,$ 95 Phone FOR BOTH BC AND ALABAMA.WILL CALL JODI AT 1282. REWARD Chris at 2264 or 2284 283-1073 OR I'M OUT $75. 234 4948 PAY $$$$ !!! Call x1120 after 11pm Call Chris Carney £3178 Reward will be accepted I?I Monday, September 21, 1987 The Observer page 11 joyed some success on draw EXTRA POINTS. . . Notre plays last week. Dame’s early success hasn’t Safety “We stayed in our lanes gone unnoticed. Pete Williams, continued from page 16 really well today,” said nose one of two Orange Bowl repre­ Montgomery’s ensuing free tackle Mike Griffin. “We were sentatives in the press box for kick only traveled to the Spar­ caught a little out of position a Saturday’s game said the Irish tan 46, but the Michigan State couple times on draws last have impressed him. “The defense stuffed the Irish, forc­ week, so we were really con­ defense is much better than I ing them to punt. centrated on that aspect in expected,” Williams said. Try as they might, however, practice this week. We didn’t “There aren’t many teams that the Spartan defense could not want to over-pursue and we are 2-0 that have beaten the measure up to Notre Dame’s were able to stay and plug caliber of opponents Notre “No Name Defense ” which is things up better.” Dame has.” Williams said rep­ fast losing its anonymity. After Brown’s display gave resentatives were also attend­ “They’re talking about me the Irish a 19-0 lead, the defense ing the Clemson-Georgia winning the Heisman,” said also got into the scoring game. . . Brown’s two punt Brown of the Irish D, “but I column. With the Spartans at returns in a game ties an NCAA think those guys deserve it.” their own two-yard line, Ted record. Vince McNaly was the A fierce pass rush that regis­ Fitzgerald and Jeff Kunz hit only other Notre Dame player tered eight sacks and kept Mic­ McAllister and Kunz hung on to do it, returning two punts for higan State quarterback Bobby to score Notre Dame’s second scores against Beloit in 1926. McAllister on the run, held the safety of the game, and push Garcia Lane, of Ohio State, was Spartans to 21 yards in net the lead to 21-0. the last player to accomplish rushing, and caused four turn­ After the Irish made it 24-0 the feat (1983 vs. overs was the result of a game with a field goal with eight Purdue). plan that surprised the Spar­ seconds left in the first half, the tans, and some of the Irish defense took over again. Cedric Saturday's Game defenders. Figaro blindside-shot on McAl­ “They blitzed more than we lister caused a fumble that Michigan State 0 0 0 8 The Observer / Robert Jones Notre Dame 19 5 7 0 Notre Dame’s Cedric Figaro sacks Michigan State s Bobby McCal­ had ever seen, and it was a Tom Gorman recovered at the Scoring good scheme,” said Michigan Michigan State 13. ND - Safety, EZOR backs into end zone and lister from the bllndslde to force a fumble In Saturday night’s game. downs the ball The Irish defense got to McCallister eight times. Pete Sklko dis­ State coach George Perles. Anthony Johnson tunneled inND - GRADEL, 27 yd. FG ND - BROWN 71 yd. punt return (GRADEL cusses Notre Dame’s Intense play In his story starting on page 16. “The sacks really are a from three yards out four plays kick) ND - BROWN 66 yd. punt return motivating factor for the other later to end the Irish scoring (GRADEL kick) ND - Safety, KUNZ sacks McCALLISTER in team s. Of course, much will bt, team and it really doesn’t do aon the day. end zone whole lot for your team. They A 57-yard touchdown pass ND - GRADEL, 37 yd. FG written of Tim Brown’s blazing ND - JOHNSON 3 yd. run (GRADEL kick) Intensity really take away a lot.” from McAllister to Andre Rison MSU - RISON 57 yd. pass from McCAL­ speed and ability to cut on a “ All we worked on all week with 1:06 left ended Notre LISTER (WILSON pass from McCALLISTER) dime without even thinking MSU ND continued from page 16 about slowing down on his punt was cutbacks and draws,” said Dame’s bid for a shutout, but First downs 13 15 linebacker Darrell ‘Flash’ Gor­ did not dampen the enthusiasmRushing attempts 36 50 was recovered by Tom Gorman returns, and deservedly so. Net Yards Rushing 21 140 don. “We had no idea we were about the performance. Net Yards Passing 208 112 of the Irish. The relentlessness Brown is an incredible athlete, going to blitz this much but it “We’ve paid our dues,” said Passes comp-attempted 10-18 10-19 of the defense, even until late but he had to have at least a Had intercepted 2 0 certainly did work well.” co-captain Chuck Lanza. “This Total Net Yards 229 252 into the game when the out­ little blocking to run two punts Perhaps the most impressive isn’t luck. We know we’re so Fumbles-lost 4-2 1-0 come was decided, was ex­ back for scores. Penalties-yards 4-24 5-45 Although kicker Ted Gradel aspect of the defensive perfor­ well prepared for each game so Punts-average 7- 43.1 7- 43.1 tremely impressive. It isn’t of­ mance, however, was its abil­ we have an air of confidence. Individual Leaders ten that a team with a bona fide missed a second-quarter field RUSHING - Michigan State: White 19-51; ity to keep Heisman hopeful That’s why we feel so good McCallister 14-(-39); Notre Dame: Green 17-46; Heisman Trophy candidategoal, his kickoffs were more Lorenzo White (51 yards on 19 when we step on the field.” Rice 2-28; Andrysiak 9-22; Johnson 5-13; like White is held to 51 net yards than adequate for a walk-on PASSING - Michigan State: McCallister 10- carries) and McAllister from All of which left Holtz with a 18-2, 208; Notre Dame: Andrysiak 9-17-0, 105; rushing for the game. After with two extra-points of expe­ satisfied smile on his face. Rice 1-2-0, 7; two games, Notre Dame has rience before this year. The breaking big plays until the RECEIVING - Michigan State: Rison 5-137; game was out of reach. That “This football team has an Bouyer 2-28; Notre Dame: Brown 4-72; Green forced 11 turnovers and givenkickoff team didn’t allow a run- containment was an area of awful lot of things going for it,” 3-30; Watters 2-10; up only one: Andrysiak’sback of more than 18 yards. Attendance - 59,075 concern after Jamie Morris en­ he said. meaningless end-of-the-half Add Grunhard’s downing of a prayer that was picked off last punt on the two and Phelan’s surprising 47-yard average (no ZIP 104 AND SUNSHINE PROMOTIONS WELCOME week at Michigan. Does this sound like the squad that fluke, either - that average was dropped five games by a total over eight kicks) and the Irish of 14 points last year? No, this special teams had a heck of a team knows it can win. This night. with special guestteam takes the field expecting “They’re a great group of to come off with a win, not a guys,” Head Coach Lou Holtz close game. This team doesn’t responded when asked if he GREAT wrap its arms around you and now thinks Notre Dame is a spin you down on a sack, it great team. “We have played WHITE drives through you with the in­ two football games and had tention of knocking the ball some good things happen to us. FRIDAY, loose. Darrell “Flash” Gordon But I think great teams are and Figaro left no doubt in classified on January 2.” NOVEMBER 6 McAllister’s mind that he was They’ve had some good thing sacked after their brutal sacks. happen to them, but the Irish 8:00 PM The defense is playing with a are starting to make some good vengeance. things happen for themselves, NOTRE DAME But the one area that was es­ and those things can only lead pecially noteworthy was the in­to more good results. J.A.C.C. spired play of the Irish special Knock on wood.

RESERVED SEATS Milwaukee Open all wet $15.00 Associated Press Gary Hallberg were at 15- under-par but all had at least MILWAUKEE - A downpour 11 holes to complete when play Sunday delayed the finish of thewas scheduled to resum e 8:30 TICKETS GO ON SALE TODAY! $600,000 Greater Milwaukee a.m. Monday. The forecast Open until Monday at the ear­called for possible showers. liest and raised all kinds of According to tournament of­ water-related questions for the ficials, the fact that half the four co-leaders - not to mention golfers - 15 of 29 groups to be TICKET SALE FOR NOTRE DAME AND ST. MARY’S STUDENTS/FACULTY/STAFF tournament officials. exact managed to complete the fourth round meant it had WILL TAKE PLACE THIS M O N D A Y , 9 A .M . ATTHE TICKET WINDOWS LOCATED Dan Pohl, one of the four gol­ to be completed, if not Monday AT GATE 3 OF THE J.A.C.C. (FIELDHOUSE DOME). LIMIT OF FOUR (4) TICKETS fers at 15-under par when play then some other time in the fu­ was suspended at 3:05 p.m., ture. PER PURCHASE. VALID I.D. REQUIRED. NO ASSEMBLY BEFORE 6 A.M., LOTTERY spoke of the dreaded “mud- “Continuing play Tuesday is FOR POSITION IN LINE 7 A.M. TO 8 A.M. (SALE FOR THE PUBLIC WILL TAKE caked” golf ball, when a drive not an option,” said PGA lands and then goes nowhere. spokesman Dave Lancer, ex­ Bill Kratzert, who had to can­ plaining that contracts for the cel a scheduled outing to return tournament do not run through AVAILABLE AT Monday, suggested that, “if it Tuesday. keeps raining, the bunkers THE NOTRE DAME J.A.C.C. BOX OFFICE ONLY! could be like water hazards.” Pohl said Sunday’s first rain Wayne Levi mentioned thedelay, which lasted just under PRODUCED BY “fat, squirter type shot” that 80 minutes, did not hurt his SUNSHINE PROMOTIONS WZZP golfers have been experiencing play. ZIP 104 on the water-soaked, 7,030- “I came out after the first FOR ZIP 104 yard, par-72 Tuckaway delay and got four birdies,” he Country Club course. said. “I sat out on the fourth Pohl, Kratzert, Levi and tee for over an hour.” Monday, September 21, 1987 page 12 The Observer NFL Roundup Last-minute heroics highlight second week

Associated Press contributing to the Bears’ 20-3 domination of the Colts with 254 Hilger, who completed 20 of 39 Chargers converted two St. victory over Tampa Bay.yards and three touchdownpasses, put the Raiders ahead Louis turnovers into 14 points, The heroics of Joe Montana Payton’s 1-yard dive for passes. a Miami holds the NFL’s for good with a 14-yard scoring with Chargers linebacker Billy and Jerry Rice, made possibletouchdown gave the 33-year old longest victory string againstpass to Dokie Williams at 2:14 Ray Smith producing an inter­ by the strange strategy of Cin­veteran the rushing touchdown one team, 14 over the Colts. of the third quarter, shortly ception and a fumble recovery. cinnati Bengals Coach Sam record. But Payton, the NFL’s Marino, who has never lost to after Williams recovered Karl But St. Louis quarterback Neil Wyche, gave the San Francisco all-time rushing leader, gained the Colts, twice victimized Bernard’s fumble of the Lomax, who completed 32 of 61 49ers a stunning 27-26 victory only 24 yards in 15 carries. Nealrookie safety Freddie Robin­ second-half kickoff at the passes for 457 yards and three Sunday on the second - and per­Anderson, who teams with son, who missed tackles at the Detroit 23. The Lions had the touchdowns, rallied his team to haps last - week of the NFL Payton in the Bears’ backfield, Indianapolis 15-and 2-yardball in Raiders territory on 10 all of its points in the second season. made up for that with 115 lines on scoring passes to Mark separate possessions, but could half. Rice caught a 25-yard touch­ yards, including a 27-yardClayton and rookie Troy Strad-score only once, on a 2-yard down pass from Montana with touchdown run in the second ford. pass from Chuck Long to Scott Vikings 21, Rams 16 no time left. The All-Pro wide quarter. Williams following a blocked receiver outjumped rookie cor- Eagles 27, Saints 17 punt. Wade Wilson’s third touch­ nerback Eric Thomas in the Falcons 21, Redskins 20 down pass of the game, a 41- end zone to make his dramatic Philadelphia’s defense Seahawks 43, Chiefs 14 yarder to Hassan Jones with 30 game-winning catch, Mon­ A muffed extra point snap forced five turnovers and had seconds remaining, gave Min­ tan a’s third touchdown pass of was the difference as Atlanta three sacks, while Randall John L. Williams ran for 112 nesota its dramatic win. Wil­ the game. But it was the Ben­ upset Washington. Scott Cunningham passed for two yards, his first 100-yard gameson, who is starting in place of gals’ poor strategy that cost Campbell passed for two touch­ scores. New Orleans, seeking in the NFL, and Dave Krieg the injured Tommy Kramer, them as much as the Montana- downs in his first Atlanta start its first 2-0 start ever, led 10-0, passed for three touchdowns in drove the Vikings 80 yards to Rice connection. and Gerald Riggs got the win­ but a 30-yard field goal by Paul Seattle’s romp. Norm Johnson the winning score. He hit Jones The Bengals, ahead 26-20 ning TD on a 4-yard run withMcFadden and Cunningham’skicked a team-record five field for 20 yards on fourth-and-16 with the ball at their own 45 6:47 remaining. The victory 19-yard touchdown pass to goals, from 34, 25, 46, 27 and 49 from the Minnesota 25 with 1:10 with 54 seconds to play, had margin came as a result of a Mike Quick and 25-yard pass to yards for Seattle. The Chiefs remaining, then Jones got be­ quarterback Boomer Esiason bouncing snap by Jeff Bostic Kenny Jackson triggered thefumbled four times, including hind Los Angeles cornerback run three times, losing 10 yards that couldn’t be handled byvictory. The Saints were held three times in the third quar­ LeRoy Irvin for the touchdown. as the 49ers used their holder Eric Yarber after Wash­ to 36 yards on the ground, withter, when the Seahawks got 20 The Minnesota defense limited timeouts. The Bengals then ington’s second TD. Rueben Mayes limited to 20 points. Eric Dickerson to 90 yards on took a delay penalty with six yards on 13 carries. 26 carries. seconds left, putting the ball on Broncos 17, Packers 17 Chargers 28, Cards 24 the 30. Raiders 27, Lions 7 But they didn’t punt on fourth Denver’s Rich Karlis missed WANTED down and James Brooks was a 40-yard field goal attempt Rusty Hilger, the Raiders’ San Diego built a 28-0 USC vs. ND stopped for a 5-yard loss, stop­ with 13 seconds left in overtime maligned quarterback, passed halftime lead as Lionel James FOOTBALL TICKETS ping the clock on the exchange after Dennis Smith recovered for 234 yards and one touch­returned a punt 81 yards for a of possession with two seconds a fumble by Kenneth Davis at down and Marcus Allen rushed touchdown and ran seven yards 213-422-2812 left. the Green Bay 35 with 1:06 left. for 79 yards and another score.for another score. The CARLY AM OK CVCniHGS Montana lofted the ball to With 1:15 left in overtime, Rice, who went up and cleanly Packers linebacker Brian ***¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥*¥¥* caught it in front of Thomas, Noble stopped a Broncos drive who had been burned twice in by intercepting John Elway at the game for touchdown the Green Bay 24 and returning passes. it 10 yards. But Davis fumbled Know Your Rights! * Ray Wersching’s extra point the ball back on the next play. gave the 49ers the victory. * On Monday night, the New Browns 34, Steelers 10 England Patriots play at the Take a look at theStudents’ Rights Manual being New York Jets in what might Cleveland picked off six distributed throughout the dorms this week. Giving a clear ^ be the final game of the season. passes, two by Clay Matthews, The NFL player’s Association who ran 26 yards for his first outline ofthe rights that Domers have at ND,manual M has called for a strike begin­ NFL touchdown with the first ning Tuesday because no one. Mike Johnson intercepted also lists the proper procedures to take when accusedM agreement has been reached a third quarter pass on a of an offense. Also available is a listing of South Bend on a collective bargaining con­ strange play in which Pit­ * tract. tsburgh’s Louis Lipps dropped lawyers who are willing to work with students at reduced the ball but kicked it just before * Bills 34, Oilers 30 it hit the ground. Johnson rates and information on Pre- Trial Diversion. This* list caught the rebound and, five and information is available through Judicial the * The Buffalo Bills also used plays later, Bernie Kosar hit some last-minute exploits for a Gerald McNeil for an 11-yard Coordinator in Student Government * 34-30 decision over the Houston touchdown. * Oilers. Jim Kelly, who threw for three touchdowns, hit Ron Dolphins 23, Colts 10 * Harmon with a 10-yarder for * the winning score with 57 Dan Marino continued his ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ seconds left. 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The stumbling Giants suf­ fered a second straight loss for the first time since 1985 and the Cowboys broke a six-game losing streak, their longest since 1963. Roger Ruzek kicked his third field goal of the game with 5:12 to play, a 28-yarder, to win it. New York helped with five turnovers. But the Giants had one final chance to win after stopping Herschel Walker on a fourth- Join us for “MEATBALL MONDAY” down dive inside the Giants’ 1- You can receive a free large (32 oz.) Soft Drink yard line. With no timeouts remaining, Phil Simms drove with the purchase of any Meatball Sub. the Giants to the Dallas 29, but Allegre was wide left. MATEO’S SUBS Bears 20, Buccaneers 3 1636 N. IRONWOOD DR. FREE DELIVERY 2 71-0 SUB Walter Payton scored his 107th career touchdown, break­ Offer valid only on Monday. Offer may expire without notice. Not valid with any other promotion. ing Jim Brown’s record and Monday, September 21, 1987 The Observer page 13 HOW I MADE S 18,000 FOR COLLEGE BY WORKING WEEKENDS

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SAN FRANCISCO - Nick East Pirates 9, Mets 8 Esasky’s grand slam homer Astros 3, Padres 2 Athletics 7, Royals 6 W L Pet. GB St. Louis 87 61 .588 capped a six-run ninth inning New York 85 64 .570 2.5 PITTSBURGH - Barry rally and lifted the Cincinnati HOUSTON - Pinch-hitter Jim KANSAS CITY - Mark Montreal 84 64 .568 3 Philadelphia 75 74 .503 12.5 Bonds tripled and scored onReds to a 10-6 victory SundayPankovits hit a bases-loaded McGwire had four hits, and Pittsburgh 72 77 .483 15.5 Andy Van Slyke’s sacrifice flyover the San Francisco Giants. single in the ninth to give Hous­ Oakland got some help from a Chicago 71 77 .480 16 West in the 14th inning as the P it­ The Reds, who entered the ton a 3-2 victory over San Diego rare error by Willie Wilson to tsburgh Pirates rallied from ninth trailing 6-4, snapped the Sunday, snapping a five-game beat the Kansas City Royals 7-6 San Francisco 82 67 .550 Cincinnati 74 75 .497 8 four runs behind to hand the Giants’ seven-game winning winning streak for the Padres Sunday and sweep their three- Houston 72 77 .483 10 game series. Los Angeles 64 85 .430 18 New York Mets a costly 9-8 loss streak and pulled to within and a four-game losing streak .426 18.5 Atlanta 63 85 Sunday. eight games of first place. for the Astros. The Athletics now trail the San Diego 63 86 .423 19 The loss dropped the Mets 2- Mike Scott, 16-12, was the Twins by 3 games with the and-a-half games behind the Brewers 11, Tigers 4 winner, pitching his eighth Royals six back in the Ameri­ National League East-leading complete game of the season, can League West. St. Louis Cardinals. DETROIT - Dale Sveum, allowing four hits while strik­ Robin Yount and Paul Molitor Red Sox 5, Orioles 1 East ing out seven and walking W L Pet. GB hit home runs off Jack Morris three. Red Sox 6, Orioles 3 Detroit 90 58 .608 as the Milwaukee Brewers Toronto 90 59 .604 .5 Rangers 2, Angels 1 BALTIMORE - Todd Milwaukee 82 67 .550 8.5 Dodgers 5, Braves 3 homered five times to beat the Benzinger hit a two-run homer New York 82 67 .550 8.5 Detroit Tigers 11-4, averting a Boston 72 76 .486 18 ARLINGTON, Tex. - Darrell on an 0-2 pitch from Tom Baltimore 63 86 .423 27.5 LOS ANGELES - Ralph sweep of their three-game se­ Niedenfuer in the ninth inning Cleveland 56 94 .373 35 Porter drew a bases-loaded West Bryant had three hits, includ­ries. walk with one out in the 10th of the second game, giving the ing a two-run single that high­ Morris, 18-9, was in trouble inning to force in the winning Boston Red Sox a 6-3 victory Minnesota 80 70 .533 Oakland 76 73 .510 3.5 lighted a four-run first inning, from the very first pitch, when run, and Steve Howe won in over Baltimore and a sweep of K ansas City 74 76 .493 6 as the Los Angeles Dodgers he surrendered a single to relief as the Texas Rangers Sunday’s double-header. Texas 73 76 .490 6.5 California 70 80 .467 10 defeated the Atlanta Braves 5-3 Molitor. He gave up six runs, beat the California Angels 2-1 Dwight Evans hit his 34th Seattle 69 80 .463 10.5 Sunday. although only two were earned, Sunday. homer and Roger Clemens Chicago 67 82 .450 12.5 @ 1 2 2 6 ?

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The team that makes the fewest mistakes usually wins. The team that plays better defense has a good shot of coming out on top. And the team that makes the big plays frequently will be pretty successful. Notre Dame was that team on all three counts Saturday in storming to its second straight con­ vincing win, a 31-8 thrashing of Michigan State. Using a relentless defense and a mistake-free (if not spectacular) offense, the Irish captured their third consecutive victory over a top 20 op­ ponent, including last year’s victory over USC in the season finale, for the first time since 1953. “The defense did a great job,” said Irish head coach Lou Holtz. “They played very, very well.” They also received some help from that fellow named Brown. Senior flanker Tim Brown piled up 275 all­ purpose yards, nine fewer than his career-high against Navy a year ago. Most of the yardage, and most of the damage to the Spartans, came on back-to-back punt returns of 71 and 66 yards in the first quarter, that were nearly opposite in composition. On the first return, Brown used a wall that created a hole at the Irish 39, a juke that left rtie O b serv er/Jim Carroll Todd Krumm flat-footed at midfield, and an es­ Tim Brown enters the end zone after one of his two touch- purpose yards. Rick Rletbrock has all the game's details cort from Rod West to score on his sixth career downs on punt returns In Saturday’s 31-8 win over MIc- at right, punt return. hlgan State. Brown led the Irish attack with 275 all- After waiting 14 years since Tim Simon’s run- back against Army for a punt return, Notre Dame fans had to wait only two minutes for an­ other. And this one was all Brown. With the punt- Intensity the key for Notre Dame block on, Brown disdained orders to fair catch the ball. After breaking through the initial line By PETE SKIKO throughout the season, lead a team twenty yards downfield on the punterbarely touched, Brown had only punter Greg Sports Writer to a great year. Cases in point: as Tim Brown makes his cut upfield, Montgomery to beat. It was a terrible mismatch. •Tim Grunhard, a center, downs a springing the first of Brown’s two “I don’t know where there’s a dance tonight, Knock on wood. The Irish have the 53-yard punt on the MSU two-yardreturns for touchdowns. but that’s the only other place you’re going to look of a team that can do great line, setting up Notre Dame’s second There just seems to be a different see one like that,” Holtz said of Brown’s move. things. safety of the game. attitude so far this year. It was evi­ “I was supposed to fair catch the ball, but I Different people probably look at •Vince Phelan, relatively unprovendent last week against Michigan and saw that I had a cushion,” Brown said. “I figured Notre Dame’s 31-8 thrashing of Mic­ and a serious preseason question even more so Saturday night. The I was going to get chewed out when I got to the higan State in different ways. The mark, averages 47 yards a kick and team is playing fundamentallysidelines, so I better make it good.” national television audience prob­ plays a key role in establishing Mic­sound football, and the leads that And what was Holtz’ reaction to the return that ably saw the incredible Tim Brown’s higan State’s dismal field position have gotten away or were challengedwasn’t set up? NCAA-record two punt returns for throughout the game. in past years are being held- There “I wondered why we didn’t put that one in touchdowns as the deciding factor. •On third and seven, Terryare fewer letdowns and it’s showing before,” he laughed. “Here we spend all this Other fans might have seen the stal­ Andrysiak escapes three tacklers in up on the scoreboard. time on returns and (he) doesn’t even need us.” w art defense which forced four turn­ the backfield and drags a fourth and On Michigan State’s first posses­ Before Brown had a chance to go to work Mic­ overs and eight sacks as the key to a half-yard over the first downsion of the second half, with Notre higan State set the tone for what was to be a long the game. marker, allowing a drive which cul­ Dame leading 24-0, the Irish defense day for the visitors. But perhaps the most encouraging minated in a first half-ending fieldplayed like it was trailing by the Sophomore Blake Ezor fielded Ted Gradel’s aspects of Saturday night’s victory goal to continue. same score. Lorenzo White (held to opening kickoff at the two, but ended in the end were those that might not have been •Notre Dame’s first penalty comes 61 yards on 19 carries) was held for zone where he downed the ball. The official on too visible in the game’s final statis­ with 7:35 left in the third quarter, no gain on MSU’s first play of the the play decided Ezor’s momentum was not the tics. Hustle, discipline, attitude, and after the score was 31-0. The penalty half, and then Cedric Figaro cause for the retreat, and ruled it a safety to the killer instinct played a big part is illegal procedure and costs the blindsided State quarterback Bobby give the Irish a 2-0 lead before the scoreboard in putting the Irish ahead and Irish six yards. McAllister, forcing a fumble which clock could display 14:59. keeping them ahead. These are char­ •Rod West, a linebacker playing on acteristics that can, if maintained the punt return team, is blocking see INTENSITY, page 11 see SAFETY, page 11 Soccer team wins two more

By PETE GEGEN an indirect kick. But the lines­ hrje took an indirect kick from Assistant Sports Editor man called off-sides on the stopper Johnny Guignon in the play, negating the goal, and Spartan penalty area and Half the time it wasn’t pretty, keeper Dan Lyons went on to deflected a shot off a Michigan but the Irish soccer team over­ record his third shutout of the State defender into the goal. whelmed Michigan State, 3-1, year. Northwestern fell to 2-3 The Spartans almost tied it and Northwestern, 5-0, this on the season. when forward Chris Koppi weekend to remain undefeated In the Krause Stadium headed a crossing pass off the on the season. dedication game Friday night,near post. Koppi had been left midfielder Joe Sternberg gave unmarked on the right side, Sunday the 19th-ranked Irish Notre Dame an early 1-0 lead similar to the goal scored by scored four of their five goals off a corner kick by midfielder Blanchard. off head balls in the rout of Kurt Roemer. That goal and Northwestern. Forward Pat another score in the Northwes­ “We only played half a Murphy scored twice from tern game gives Sternberg a game,” said Irish head coach headers and lifted a perfect team-leading eight goals on the Dennis Grace. “Our team corner kick to the forehead of season. defense was disorganized, and stopper Steve LaVigne, who some people were taking on a scored his second goal of the The Spartans tied the game little too much responsibility. season off a header. at the 15:21 mark when Jim Except for two chances for After scoring two quick goals Blanchard was left unmarked the Spartans, the Irish in the first half, Notre Dame’s on the right side and headed dominated play in the second me Observer/Dan MacDonald play slacked off, and Northwes­ home a corner kick. half, keeping Michigan State on Randy Morris of the Notre Dame soccer team attempts to outrace tern almost cut the lead to 2-1 The Irish responded a minute a Northwestern player In Sunday’s 5-0 win. Pete Gegen highlights when the Wildcats scored off later when midfielder Rolfe Be­ see IRISH, page 10 the soccer action this weekend In his story at left.