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Volume 15, Number 21 -NEWS - Friday, January 8,1993

-1 Fall term Police still news round searching for UW

compiled by Cheryl Costello und Jill O’Hugan student’s killer Imptint staff by Jeffrey & Millur about 3:OO A.M. by a security patrol tide Unit: (519) 653-7700, ex- Imprint Staff outside his laboratory door in Engi- tension 736 UW RANKED NUMBER ONE neering 1. He died as a result of University of Waterloo Police, cam- multiple blows to the head with a pus extension 4911 The University of Waterloo was ranked number one by Maclean’s The investigation into the death of blunt instrument, say police. Au- Waterloo Region CrimeStoppers, Magazine in its second annual ranking of Canadian universities. David John Zaharchuck continues thorities believe that Zaharchuck, 1-800-245-2222 Waterloo was at the top of its category: universities with comprehen- this week, as police search for a working late in a Chemical Engi- Anyone having information related sive undergraduate and graduate programs but without medical subject seen in the Engineering neering laboratory, surprised a per- to the investigation can also go to schools. Waterloo also ranked first in 4 of the 22 measurements: buildings during the early hours of son that may have been vandaliz- the Waterloo Regional Police Mo- proportion of the student body who graduate, student awards, January 1. ing Engineering Iat the time. There bile Command Centre, set up in the Authorities are hoping the man will is no evidence of a struggle be- courtyard of the Engineering Com- proportion of faculty with PhDs, and in a reputational survey which have some information on the slay- was sent out to “2000 senior university officials, fellows of The Royal yEA. - ing of the 34-year-old Engineering SE+. Butcher said Society of Canada, heads of corporations and senior public officials graduate student. The man is not across Canada.” being named as a suspect, but rather as a subject police wish to talk to. NEW PRESIDENT CHOSEN “We’d like to talk to him, since he was in the area that night and may James Downey, former president of the University of New have some information,” said Sgt. Brunswick was selected as the next president and vice-chancellor of Dennis Butcher, a Waterloo Re- the University of Waterloo. Downey, 53, a professor of English, will gional Police homicide detective. assume office on April 15th.of this year and his term will run until Police had been looking for another June 30,1999. man, whose composite they distrib- uted at a press conference Sunday OMBUDSPERSON’CHOSEN evening. As of Tuesday, that man had been located and questioned, Marianne Miller, a Wilfrid Laurier graduate and currently and police are satisfied he has noth- working masters student in English at UW was selected as the new ing to add to the investigation, said Miller provides a free confidential homicide detective S t. Rick 0mbudsperson at Waterloo. Lehman at a meeting of po B ice, Uni- service, acting as a mediator between conflicting parties in disputes versit officials, and students on ranging from landlord-tenant to professor-student disagreements. Tties J ay afternoon. Authorities want to question a man TOPLESS WOMEN PLEAD NOT GUILTY who was seen in a computer room will be held today, in the Engineering complex at about Friday, at 2:30 P.M. The trial of several women charged with committing an inde- 1:30 A.M. on January 1. The man -.in the_--- Theatre------_ of _- the _~~- cent act at a July 18 topless rally in Waterloo began on November 23. asked two other students to help Arts located in the The women, who appeared at the rally in support of Gwen Jacob, a him to gain access to the Watstar Modem Languages 21 year old university student who was convicted for walking the network, apparently to play games. building. The inter- streets of Guelph bare breasted two summers ago, pleaded not guilty When the two students refused, the David John Zaharchuk at 8ASc graduation denominational to the charges. Of the seven rallies held across Canada on July 18 an man, who apparently was having service is open to 19, the Waterloo rally was the only one where women were arrested. difficulties at home, became emo- tween Zaharchuck and his assail- anyone who wishes to attend. tional and left the room. He is ant, said police. Counselling is available for any stu- GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCES GRANT, described as white, 5’10” - 5’11” in Anyone having any information dents, staff, and faculty who wish FUNDING CUTBACKS height, medium build, wearing a related to this case is requested to it, said Associate Provost, Student light coloured trench coat, either contact one of the following au- Affairs Peter Hopkins. The coun- The Ontario government announced in November that univer- rey or off-white. thori ties: selling department is located on the sity students may no longer receive Ontario grants and that univer- 8 aharchuck’s body was found at Waterloo Regional Police, Homi- second floor of Needles Hall. sities will not receive the 2 per cent funding increases they were promised last year. The grant portion of Ontario Student Assistance Program @SAP) will be drastically cut in favour of a primarily loans system. Student Centre one step Loan money will be increased by $130 million to $800 million dollars and students will be required to take the maximum $5570 loan before qualifying for any grant money. Although funding for ‘93/‘94 will not change, universities and closer to reality colleges will not receive the two per cent increase in funding for ‘931 ‘94. Ontario treasurer Floyd Laughren also revealed that tuition will rise $132, a 7 per cent increase. all three projects are a collaborative and additional meeting rooms. by Cheryl Costello According to Hopkins,“the Cam- and ji/I O’Hugun effort between administration and ENDOWMENT FUND students. pus Centre and the Student Centre imprint stu# All students currently pay $10 will be connected physically and The Endowment Fund, established by the Federation of Stu- per term to the Endowment Fund will share a common information dents was used to renovate various areas of the campus. The $39 The $6.6 million, 33 OO&square- which contributes $40,000 per term centre,” improving accessability. 779.02 will provide renovations to the Undergraduate Psychology foot, proposed Student Centre to be to nonacademic projects such as Among the services that may Society office, Math Student Lounge, Science C&D Lounge and located between the Physical Ac- safety and renovation around cam- move to the new centre are an im- Science Society Office in the fall of 1992. The remainder of the money tivities Centre, Math and Com- pus. A $25 Capital Fee per student proved Graphics Services, a library will be allocated towards nine other projects including improving puters building, and Campus Cen- will replace the existing $10 fee af- withaconsolidationofreservesfrom safety throughout the university. Both Renison and St. Jerome’s tre has reached the design phase ter theStudentCentreisconstructed the Dana Porter Library and the Colleges have drawn from the Endowment Fund for improving and should be completed by the fall to pay $5.6 million of the overall Davis Centre Library, and a food lighting on their campuse of 1994. cost. court provided by food services. The Student Centre is just one Renovation of the Campus According to Susan Routliffe, HOMOPHOBIC BANNER HAUNTS MATHSOC part of three connected projects Center, built in the 194Os, with in- coordinator the libraries user serv- that will improve the quality of stu- sufficient facilities and access, will ices, “space assignment will be con- The Math Society was caught in a homophobic incident when a dent life at WW. The establishment be included in the cost of the Stu- ditional on the Library agreeing to banner reading “VOTE MATHBOOZE: OR BE A BIG FAG!” was of theEndowment Fund, along with dent Center Project. pay its own operating costs.” hung in the main entrance to the Math and Computer Building in late the additional physical recreation Allbusinessescurrentlylocated Other services to be included November. MathSoc was then informed by a member of Gay and spaces to be constructed this term in the lower level of the Campus in the new Student Centre are: Cam- Lesbian Liberation of Waterloo (GLLOW) of the banner’s offensive- on the north campus, are the two Centre, with the exception of the pus Shop and Record Store, Used ness. The MathSoc executive respoded apologetically yet main- other projects. bank which is stiIl under negotia- Bookstore, a Convenience Store, tained their innocence. Those resposible later apologized but failed According to Peter Hopkins, tion, will move to the new building, Apple II Hairstylists, a Games to reveal their identity. associateprovostforstudentaffairs, leaving space to renovate for clubs Room, and Fed. Services. Imprint 4 Friday, January 8, 1993 News Federation loses General IVlanager to cancer -- Fred Kelly was “stabilizing influence” for over eight years with Feds. -- by Ken Bryson there to lend advice, but always left Federation of Students. sion of all full-time imprint Staff the choice, always made it clear that Above and beyond his duties personnel. The Gen- the students were calling the shots.” with the Federation, Kelly was a eral Manager reports Kelly was born in Ingersoll, Chairman and Director of the directly to the Fed- Ontario in 1946, educated at Guelph YM-YWCA, a Sunday eration president The University of Waterloo Lakehead and York Universities, School teacher, marathon runner, and the vice-presi- Federation of Students lost a valu- where he earned a degree in Com- fisherman, golfer, gardener, carpen- dent, operations and able friend and long standing em- merce and an MBA, and worked as, ter, and pool shark. finance (VPOF) for ployee whenGenera Manager Fred among other things, a stockbroker As General Manager, Kelly business matters. Kelly died of cancer on December and an accountant before becoming brought continuity to the annually At a Fed 24. the Federation’s first General Man- changing Federation executive and Board of Directors Kelly will be sadly missed by ager in 1984, ensured the corporation was run meeting Monday, it those who worked with and for him At a memorial service held in effectively. was decided that a at the Federation of Students. Guelph on December 27, Kelly was “He was a very stabilizing in- hiring committee “I’ve seen nothing but good remembered by members of his fam- fluence for the Federation of Stu- will be formed to re- [from Kelly],” said President Dave ily, friends, and by Dave Martin, dents,” said Chuck McMullen, Fed place Kelly as soon Martin, adding that “he was always who spoke on behalf of UW and the Hall Manager, who worked with as possible. The com- Kelly from near the time he started mittee will consist of with the Feds. “[Kelly] brought the the Federation ex- Federation through one of the most ecutive as well as terrible recessions that has ever oc- various other, as yet WATERLOO JEWISH STUDENTS’ curred.” undetermined, rep- Kelly also greatly strengthened resentatives from the ASSOCIATION the Federation in his years here and University. W GENERALMEETING W made ours “one of the most effi- Until a re- ciently organized student unions in placement is found, the country,” according to Martin. however, the execu- Here at Imprint, Kelly will also tive will have ex- WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 13 be missed. Kelly helped Imprint Fred Kelly panded responsibili- through some tough years and as- sons I have ever met in my life, on ties and all full time staff will report A 5:30 pm I sisted Imprint General Manager any basis,” said Tambeau. to VPOF Brent McDermott. MC 4064 Vivian Tambeau in her first years as The role of the Federation Gen- “We are going to find a new Imprint’s first GM. era1 Manager is to be responsible General Manager that can hope- “He was one of the most for the financial side of the Federa- fully work as well as Fred did,” said friendly, upbeat, and helpful per- tion and for the hiring and supervi- Martin. Snow to close UW * For more fim UW News Bureuu Bureau to advise the news media board of education announces that information, immediately by telephone and a all its schools are closed. The media call the . With the onset of wintery follow-up fax notice when classes will be informed as early as possi- JSA HOTLINE: weather, we are issuing our annual are to be cancelled. Only the News ble - before 8 a.m. In such cases, advisory on the University of Wa- Bureau is authorized to do so. university classes -- including 747-1416 tertoo procedures for cancelling There are two sce- those in the evening - will classes and services in the event of narios: h A A ,., be cancelled, as well as all a major storm. -- Cancellation of non-essential services. It is UW’s policy for the News classes or closing dur- UW follows the school ing normal operating board’s lead because it hours. This decision has developed an effec- would be made by the system for evaluat- president or his delegate ing the weather conditions and the information would and announcing its decision be communicated immediately to the news media. to, the media. Final examinations, which are -- At other times, such as an scheduled on either the day or the overnight storm. The university evening of a closing due to a storm, president or provost will cancel will be cancelled and rescheduled classes when the Waterloo County according to university policy. A referendum to decide the UW Federation of Stu- dents’ membership in the Canadian Federation of Students and allocation of the UW Federation of Students’ Fee will be held on:

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in the Federation of Students’ Office Board Room (CC235). . Imprint News Fiday, January 8, 1993 5 UW plans more patrols by Jeffrey L. Mihr rity patrols have been altered to of the buildings on campus about lmpdnt staff include five squads of security per- once per hour, said Crack. The walk- SoMeL - home service provided by Security VCR Rentals Three of the units will consist will remain in effectf she said. Super Nintendo, Regular Nintendo Zn the wake of the tragic slay- of UW Police officers and student “I think the most important ing of 34-year-old grad student security members, and will be both thing . . . is safety in numbers,” said Eenisis Systems and Games in vehicles and on foot. These units dean of engineering Dr. David David Zaharchuk last Friday, Cam- HOURS: Sun. to Thurs. 10:30-9 p.m.;Fri. & Sat. 10:30-l 0 p.m. pus Security has announced safety will patrol the villages, the Colum- Burns. measures on campus have been in- bia Lake townhouse complex, the If you can’t arrange to be with creased. ring road, and the affiliated col- friends or colleagues, make sure At a meeting of police, Univer- leges. someone knows where you are. sity officials, and concerned stu- Phone a friend or roommate to let dents Tuesday, Federation of Stu- The other two patrols will be them know you have arrived safely dents vice president, university af- foot patrols consisting of student at your destination, and let them fairs Sue Crack said she had con- security members. These patrols know when you plan to leave. Take ferred with Al MacKenzie, head of will concentrate on the campus advantage of the walk-home pro security, and announced that secu- proper and will make a full sweep gram and the safety bus.

1 I I Police provide I I I details of murder & EXCHANGE by JeffFey L MJIIur floor of El, where he broke into I The Regions Largest New I Imprint staff several more laboratories. Again, spInternational Magazine Distributor t nothing appears to be missing. Po- I I lice believe that sometime after pro- A meeting was held Tuesday ceeding tot he first floor of El, the in Needles Hall involving police, vandal was surprised b y Zaharchuk, iBUY, SELL & TRADE WITH USt i 1FREE i!iithAGE-1 University officials, and students to who was working late in his labora- 1 306 King St., W., Kitchener I discuss the facts surrounding the t0lJL I(POP4OFFEE.TEA death of David Zaharchuk. One of Zaharchuk’s body was found I the aims of the meeting was to dis- at 2:43 a.m. in front of room 1535, EXPIRESJANUARYI$1993 pel any rumours surrounding the the Chemical Engineering lab that I tragic slaying that occurred in the Zaharchuk was working in, by a 1 Monday to Saturday 9-9 I NOTVALIDWITHANYOTHEROFFERS early morning hours of New Year’s security patrol. I Zaharchuk died of multiple CLIPTHIS AD FOR 10% OFF USED BOOKS ’ Day. I Expiry: l/31/93 I Addressing the meeting of con- blows to the head by a blunt instru- L ------m-s J cerned students were Waterloo Re- ment. Police have found an object gional Police Homicide detectives they believe to be the weapon, but Sgt. Rick Lehman and Sgt. Dennis are not releasing any details pend- Butcher, Graduate Student Asso- ing forensic analysis of the object ciation president Darren Meister, There were no signs that and Federation of Students vice- Zaharchuk struggled with his as- president, university affairs Sue sailant, said Lehman, and none of Crack. the vie tim’s personal belongings SergeantsLehman and Butcher was apparently missing, so robbery outlined what they believe hap- is being ruled out as a motive. pened in and around the Engineer- Police are also confident that ing buildings the night Zaharchuk Zaharchuk was alive at 2:15 a.m., was killed. since two passersby saw his labora- They believe a vandal entered tory light on at that time. The two Engineering 1 via the crash doors individuals who spot ted located opposite the south wing of Zaharchuk’s light also had not no- E2, and proceeded to the second ticed any damage to the lab or office floor where the vandal broke into doors in El at that time, said several offices and laboratories. Lehman. There’s one way Although an inventory is still Students are urged to contact to get them all done: ClarisWorks” software. It’s underway, it appears that nothing Waterloo Regional Police at 65% all you need for your Macintosh. And it’s easy to is missing from the labs or offices. 7700 or UW Police at 888-4911 with learn, so it’s easy to use. Police believe that the vandal any information relevant to the in- then proceeded down to the first ve&gation. What makes CiarisWorks unique? You can accessdifferent functions within a single docu- ment. Composing an essay for English Lit? Start with word processing, then sharpen your prose A Student version of a with the built-in thesaurus. Publishing a news- letter? Use the graphics toolbox to create your own layout. Building a forecast mcxiel for Economics? Powerful spreadsheetand charting tools make it really simple. You can also jam through tough calculations “SKYBOX” with built-in mathematical functions. Organize a semester of notes into an awesome database. At McGinnis you can rent your very own skybox Even communicate information directly across for absolutely ZILCH. campus-or around the world. only ClarisWorks We provide the room, the T.V. and the ambience, makes it all possible. And at a mere 565K, and you provide the friends. Our private party ClarisWorks is a perfect fit for your Macintosh room holds up to 30 people and has its own T.V. to Classic, LC, or Power&ok. ClarisWorks. A most excellent choice. view any one of the games brought in by our satettite. Of course you won’t be paying $8.00 for a weenie, either...McGinnis has great food and cold drinks, all at reasonable prices. So for the closest you’ll probably get to a skybox (until graduation), we suggest ours... it’s a lot more fun, too.

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by Ken byson are to “retain existing and encour- Meanwhile, the new zones are Imprint stuff age additional families to reside in determined by the number of units the inner city,” read the proposal, per hectare to be allowed in them. Students in the City of Water- which also hopes to “recognize the Within low density areas, only loo will now have less choices in desire for student housing either one or two unit dwellings will be deciding where they want to live on, or in close proximity to, the permitted, while smaller lodging thanks to City Council’s recent re- university campuses*” houses will be permitted subject to zoning of numerous areas around At an informal public meeting a minimum distance of 75 meters the city. on November 18, several property between them. OnDecember 16, WaterlooCity owners presented arguments Mid-density areas can house a Council passed a proposal which against the re-zoning. While some maximum density of 100 units per would downscale, or decrease the argued that upscaling would in- hectare, meaning townhouses or density of student units, in some crease student ghettoization and ,walk-up apartments are permitted. areas and upscale, or increase that cause a loss of aesthetics in their High density areas will permit density, in other areas. neighbourhoods, others argued that up to 250 units per hectare, mean- Some areas affected will be downscaling would cause a great ing high-rise apartments and loss of investment for those plan- multiplexes. In both mid- and high- parts of Uptown Waterloo between density zones, all lodging houses Union and Erb Streets on either side ning to build larger residences on of King Street, which will be already owned properties. will not have to comply to a mini- mum separation distance. -downscaled, and the block on the Although the proposal has been In all zones, existing buildings southwest corner of Albert Stieet passed by council, any resident of that do not conform to zone guide- and University Avenue, which will Waterloo can appeal the ruling by lines will be given special status be upscaled. The areas will be re- writing to council by January 19. and allowed to remain. zoned to low-, mid-, and high-den- Also, individual property owners More information regarding sity areas. can apply. to have their property re- specific re-zoned areas can be ob-

from UW News Bureau financially supporting the preparation of a “travel- ling” groundwater exhibit and other work at the University of Waterloo. UW students raise over $15,000 for A grant of $4,400 has been approved to allow Anselma House UW to prepare a movable exhibit based on the re- cently opened “Groundwater: The Hidden Resource” OPEN LATE 7 DAYSA WEEK! Student residents at the University of Water- display at the Biology-Earth Sciences Museum, says loo have in a lo-week drive raised over $15,000 for curator Peter Russell. Anselma House, a Kitchener emergency shelter for The grant will cover the cost of a new display Watch For Our Coupon, abused women and children. unit, preparation of a “transportable aquifer flow In the 13th annual fund-raising campaign, model,” display artwork and a collapsible bottle In Every Other Issue Village 1 and 2 residents participated in a benefit display. The money is from the ministry’s Environ- semi-formal, as well as “adopt-a-duck” and Nthrow- mental Education and Awareness program. OfIMPRINT a-pie” contests. Al so,theysenteachotherflowers to Qn Friday Dec. 11, Environment Minister Ruth Grier drum up support. visited UW to present a cheque to Prof. Bob Gillham And a key publicity event in thecampaign was of the Waterloo Centre for Groundwater Research. Marnie Soloneka’s world record breaking 2,698 The money is an installment in continuing re- I Sandwiches & Salads 1 $&iwiches & Sakds 1 steps on the “stair-stepper,” held Nov. 19. A village search Gillham is conducting for the ministry. I don, Soloneka beat the old record of 1,667 steps in I .49$ SUB i .99$ SUB 1 the strenuous one-hour competition. “The UW’s campaign beats target for United recipient of this year’s funds is Anselma House,” IB uy any6” submarine sandwich Buy any footlong submarine I way * land a medium soda and receive I sandwich and a medium soda1 say.s Dave Kruis, chief organizer for the campaign. the second 6” submarine (of 1 and receive the second footlong Each year, the students target a different cause and 4qua1 or lesser value) for .49$ Isubmarine (of equal or lesser I to date over $175,000 in total has been given to local The United Way campaign at the University of I value) for .995i! I chaii ties. Waterloo raised a total of $162,753, surpassing the I “It’s one way for students in residence to im- $150,000-target set for this year on campus. 1 Limit one coupon per purchase. Not Limit one coupon per purchase. Not I The campus campaign relied on efforts by fac- valid with any other offer. Not valid I valid with any other offer. Not valid prove their public image. They can raise money for I on Supers. 1 on supers. I I a Kitchener-Waterloo charity,” Kruis says. ulty, staff, students and retirees. Just over 30 per cent Offer Expires: May 31/93 I Offer Expires: May 31/S I of university employees participated, up from 26 per Offer valid at 160 University Ave. I Offer valid at 160 University Ave. cent the previous year when a total $123,098 was Waterloo Waterloo I Environment ministry funds UW- raised. m-9-999 .I -9mmw99II based projects For the first time, more than 400 employees 160 University Plaza : 884-7821 joined in the university’s “Casual Day” on N&v. 20, The Ontario Ministry of the Environment is netting $839 for the United Way.

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Thousands of studentq faculty, and staff arrived at the University of Waterloo campus Monday to find a place different from when they left it a couple of weeks or a work term ago. Subtly different for some, profoundly for others. Sure, the campus looks the same by day, except for the ever-present police van next to Carl Pollock Hall. But soon, whether the investigation into the murder of David John Zaharchuk is successful or not, the van will go and the campus’ outward appearaice will return to a regular snowy January. Sut for those who frequent the computer labs and study rooms late at night, life at UW will never be the same. Many of them have never considered the prospect that pulling an all-nighter could be a life-threatening experiment. Of course, the truly frightening thing about this death is precisely that it was so unpredictable. UW has a police force, a walk-home service, and a safety van to ensure the safety of students. Through the student endowment fund, more money is available for safety-related capital improvements in the campus. But all the reasonable precau- tions can not completely prepare UW for this kind of a crime: a strangely senseless act committed at a time, New Year’s Eve, when the probability of someone coming to the victim’s aid is at its lowest. What makes the murder of Zaharchuk all the more horrific is that, at Crystal ball gazing and sundry beefs the time that he was atmcked, he was engaged in an activity that many of us do with a thought for our safety: working late Nineteen hundred and ninety-three . . . States. Anyway you slice it, funding for our is reading this (a big hello there to Pete at night on campus. J’ve spent many a what does it hold in store for us? With any education is constantly being cut. Hopkins, Senate members, Deans, President sunrise in an empty or near-empty luck, no more on-campus murders to remind The goal of temporarily cinching our James Downey, and so on), here’s a sugges- computer room and walked home at 4 us that humans are, at their core, essentially belts to pull us through the hard times is tion. a.m. on countless Imprint production violent. certainly a reasonable one, but unfortunately Electricians, painters, carpenters, plumb- nights. On any of those occasions, but for But, as the saying goes, we can learn one that has long since ceased to be believ- ers, and other tradesmen are in vast abun- blind luck, I could have been that victim. something from this. The positive side of able, or even realistically attempted. As cor- dance on campus, and are commonly known Many people, students, faculty, and staff, death, in my opinion, is that we are com- porations continue to wrestle power from our as greenmen. Students helping with summer here at UW could say the same thing. pelled to place a greater value on human life, governments, those without a foot in the groundskeeping have told me of their sur- The ideat of the university must even if it is little more than a temporal re- corporate door will continue to suffer. Such is prise the first day on the job, after having got include freedom, the simple freedom to appraisal. Unnatural deaths are perhaps the the case with students, and their post-second- in trouble for finishing the day’s work before study what, where, and when one wishes. most effective to force contemplation of life’s ary education. the first break. It is the familiar story of the And, for the most part, the University of value. Instead of corporate funding of universi- labourer who is supposed to make level a pile Waterloo campus has been a place that has In all likelihood, though, 1993 will bring ties simply for the cause of supporting higher of gravel, bu t simply pushes his shovel in and been untouched by the violence that would plenty of deaths: personal, anonymous, sense- education, monies are only granted condi- out of the heap most of the day without interfere with that freedom. less, meaningless, and Timor-like genocide. tionally, thereby ensuring that our education actually moving any gravel. Check it out. It is human nature to look for good in To relieve the pain that comes with deaths of is steered in a certain direction. And as re- Furthermore, any job that takes more every situation, perhaps just as a method others, however, plenty of new television sources for the primary needs of students - as than two people to complete seems to be of blocking off or rationalizing memory of a sitcoms with their constructed conflict-free perceived by students -- dwindle to zero, they contracted out to local firms. Speaking of painful experience. If I had to find some realities will appear, and bad bubblegum are forced to create “endowment” funds. Sev- contract jobs, did the steps of the MC or the good in David Kaharchuk’s death, it would music will continue to multiply exponen tially, eral faculties on campus have already latched Laurel Creek bridges really need to be re- follow two distinct paths. The first, a attesting to the dullness of our tastes, onto and applied this concept, and the most placed? Could that money not have been practical one, leads us to realize that the On an international level, my crystal ball recent fund began with the affirmative stupid better spent to maintain our deteriorating issues of safety on campus and, more suggests that good 01’ U.S. of A. will continue life building referendum. quality of education? generally, of violence in our society are to assume the role of world police, judge, and The Student Life Endowment Fund is a The university is a bureaucracy like any ones that all of us, as men and women, jury, and will mete out punishments such as large amount of student money being used to other, which means it is in a chronic condition must be concerned about. death when necessary to protect its interests. provide better lighting on campus, renova- of being unable to service those it purports to, Women I know have complained that Members of the Canadian media will tions to student society offices and placement and instead functions in the interest of those men just don’t understand women’s fears continue to give prominent attention to per- of actual benches outside the Dana Porter who control the institution. And, unfortu- of walking alone at night because men have ceived national disunity at the normal hys- Library, among other things. Students are nately, such institutions never quite achieve a much smaller chance of being assaulted. terical pitch, while the majority of Canadians graciously allowed to pay for things the uni- the capability of executing an effective and A tragedy like this forces men to examine will (wisely) ignore the warnings of impend- versity should be providing, and made to feel permanent purging of the system’s choles- their assumptions about their own safety ing doom. Canadians will also witness Prime that this is a normal activity. How far will this terol. on campus and that of female students. Minister Mulroney disappearing from the extend? The second path is a more emotional, political scene, as his party goes down in Our political science department, for I’m especially frustrated with the pow- melancholy one. It reminds me of how I flames. example, has just lost a very important mem- ers that be right now, because of my recent attempt to get but a single elective needed for have considered the city of Waterloo and In Ontario, Bob Rae will continue to ber of its faculty to retirement, but the univer- sity reportedly hasn’t the funding to replace completion of my undergraduate degree. I this campus as home for many years and present and pass incredibly unpopular legis- him. The consequence of this, as usual, affects selected eight (8) courses from the calendar that this naive view of UW as a haven from lation, and this unintentionally be the cata- the students, who end up with less course that should have been offered this term (five the world’s strife is now dashed. lyst for his socialist revolution. And as the end of the millennium ap- selection as the “unimportant” ones are sim- were upper-year political science courses), Of course, UW was never paradise. proaches, increasing numbers of people will ply trimmed from the offerings. Meanwhile, but discovered that none of the political sci- Whatever it was, it will never be the same ence courses were actually offered, and that again. claim to be religious --just in case. New cults I’m told that the economics department in- and religious movements will crop up, unify- creased their staff by one member. If the only one (1) of the eight was being taught. The ing those who believe some horrible fate will economy makes the world go around, I guess other seven were not full or conflicting with Editorial Board Elections befall the planet’s residents by the year 2000. someone’s ensuring UW has a good grasp of other activities -- they simply were not of- One of the most pressing concerns for the situation. fered. TODAY! readers of this paper, though, is likely to be What’s next? Should the Political Science either the lack of available jobs or the cutbacks Student Association create an endowment Believe it or not, it wasn’t too long ago All positions listed vacant in to post-secondary education. Cutbacks are fund to hire professors that the university when one would register for a full courseload, necessary (rhetorically) in order to distribute cannot afford? Pay your way, indeed. There’s and usually end up with everything they masthead are up for grabs! equally the burden of the ever-increasing a lot of places to trim fat around this place selected. Gettin’ out while the gettin’s good, Staff Meetingat 12:30p.m. provincial and federal debts. Our national before eliminating important faculty posi- I guess. debt, frighteningly enough, is rapidly ap- tions. Every Friday! proaching the per capita average of the United If anyone withany power to affect change Dave Thomson Imprint Forum Friday, January 8, 1993 9 IMPRINT The UW Student Newspaper 888-4048 Friday, January 8, 1993 Volume 15, Number 21

Editorial Board Editor-in-chief Peter Brown Assistant Editor vacant News Editor vacant News Assistant vacant Arts Editor vacant Arts Assistant vacant Sports Editor vacant Sports Assistant vacant Photo Editor vacant Photo Assistant vacant Features Editor vacant Science Editor vacant Staff Advertising/Production Labrie Tigert-Dumas Production Assistant vacant General Manager Vivian Tambeau Does OUSA support myths or practice pragmatism? Office Clerk vacant’ Ad Production Graham Tomlinson Advertising Assistant vacant Tuition hikes 3. Currently the Ontario post-second- Proof Readers vacant OUSA proposal ary system needs $360 million to bring funding levels back to what they were in won’t help 1972. The OUSA proposal suggests a To the editor, partnership with the government, students, Board of Directors partnership and industry. It suggests that tuition is President Jeffrey L. hiillar As an elected student representative of raised by 10% each year for 3 years (an Vice President Peter Brown students at the University of Victoria, I feel To the editor, increase of approximately $2OO/year). This Secretary/Treasurer Dave Thomson obligated to point out a number of myths increase would be matched by the govern- Staff Liaison Ken Bryson that members of your council are perpetu- We wish to respond to a letter written ment, and industry would increase their Directors-at-Large Sandy Atwal Bernard Kearney ating through their involvement in the by Cassandra Koenen, President of contribution by 3%. Jeff Warner Ontario Undergraduate Student Alliance. Lakehead University Student Union, in the In this letter we have briefly explained The first myth is a belief that OUSA is Dec. 4 edition of the Imprint which made OUSA and its proposal. Anyone wishing representative of the undergraduate allegations that the UW student body had more information can drop by the Fed Contribution List students at Queen’s, Wilfrid Laurier, allowed themselves to be mislead by their office (CC 235). Waterloo, Toronto and Brock. Currently Federation of Students. Sandy Atwal, Ken Bryson, Scott Deveber, Dave this organization has little legitimacy due Fisher, John Hymers, Bernard Kearney, Vincenro Koenen stated that we were no longer Kate Rushfotih 4A Recreution Kozma, Jack Lefcourt, Yolanda Lewczuk, Stacey to the fact that students at these five members of CFS (Canadian Federation of RobMcGeachy4lV Engineering/Arts Lobin, Jeffrey L. Millar, Rich Nichol, Craig campuses have not been consulted on Students} or OFS (Ontario Federation of Dave Kkuis 4N Geography Nickerson, NatalieOnuska, Emmanuel Patterson, 0.U.S.A. membership through referenda. Students), which she claims removes our Phil Robinson, Isabelle Schade, Frank Seglenieks, While elected representatives from these representation at the federal and provincial Dave Thomson, Graham Tomlinson, Chris student associations have decided to put a levels of government. UW is currently a UW Feds have Wodskou. portion of your fees and the name of your member of the CFS, and in February we student union towards this questionable will have the opportunity to vote on Forum organisation, your student body has had no whether we will remain a member. It was The forum pages allow members of the Univer- say in the matter. through a student vote held last year that Another O.U.S.A.-supported myth is through Council sity of Waterloo community to present their we elected to pull out of OFS due to views on various issues through letters to the the contention that tuition fee increases in inappropriate policies such as zero-tuition To the editor, Ontario totalling 30% over the next three editor and longer comment pieces. The opin- and the Persian Gulf. Currently Waterloo is ions expressed in columns+ comment pieces, years will benefit post-secondary education a member of OUSA, a new student associa- in your province. This assumption ignores A response to the open letter published and other articles in these pages are strictly tion that represents 85,000 post-secondary December 4,1992, by Cassandra Koenen, those of the authors, not of Imprint. Only arti- studies like those in B.C. that have shown students at the provincial level. that 48% of high school students that do not President of Lakehead University Student cles which are clearly labelled ‘editorial” and Most students realize that zero tuition Union. are unsigned represent the majority opinion of pursue post-secondary cite tuition fees as a is not a valid option. It is unreasonable to the Imprint editorial board. major contributing factor. O.U.S.A. also * avoids the fact that tuition fees in Ontario expect the government to carry the entire Dear Cassandra, have effectively doubled since 1983 while cost of our education. If they did, it would I read with some interest your letter to Letters to the Editor university operating grants per student result in a decreased standards of educa- the students of Waterloo, and feel com- tion, the size of enrolment, and the types of pelled to respond to the points you raised. Imprint welcomes letters to the editor from have remained relatively stable. students and all members of the community, programs offered. This solution sounds The Waterloo Feds can assert, quite The belief that Income Contingency Lettersghould be 500 words or less, typed and Loan Repayment Plans will improve the even worse than what we are presently rightly, to represent Waterloo students. I double-spaced or in electronic form, and have state of post-secondary education is another facing. wish this point to be very clear. The the author’s name, signature, address and O.U.S.A.-supported myth. The leading Underfunding is a serious problem at Federation executive presented the concept phone number for verification. All material is advocates of 1.C.L.A~I? such as David the post-secondary level, which can be seen of the Ontario Undergraduate Student subject to editing for brevity. The editor re- Stager see them as a way to place more of in the form of cutbacks in library hours, Alliance (OUSA), and its proposal for an serves the right to refuse to publish l&tters or the financial burden on students via shortages of equipment, increases in class income-contingent loan-repayment plan, to articles which are judged to be libellous or astronomical tuition fee hikes. Because size, and budget cuts. Currently students its Council. Members of the Student discriminatory on the basis of gender, race, these repayment schemes would be at a pay only 18% of the cost of our education Council include elected representatives religion, or sexual orientation. Opinions ex- fixed rate of future of income, students who through tuition. Paying tuition has never from all faculties across campus. Only after pressed in the forum section are those of the make meager wages after graduation been the issue; students realize that it is an receiving Council’s endorsement did the individual authors and not of Imprint. would be faced with lifelong dept repay- investment in proven higher salaries in the executive continue. The claim, then, that ment. Far from making post-secondary future. The issue is how do students cover Waterloo students are being fairly repre- education more accessible, the prospects of their expenses while attending school. sented is therefore a valid one. longterm debt will deter middle and lower Students, through OUSA (Ontario Under- OUSA’s proposal calls for a 30% Imprint is the official student newspaper of the class students from participating, especially graduate Student Alliance), are asking for increase in tuition over three years. It is to University of Waterloo. tt is an editorially concerning current job prospects. the opportunity to pay for their education be matched by an equal amount ($X0- independent newspaper published by Imprint While publications like the Globe and when they can afford it. million) by government, and another Publications, Waterloo, a corporation without Mail are pa temalistically applauding the The OUSA proposal consist of three injection of $40-million by the private share capital. Imprint is a member of the Ontario “responsible” initiatives of O.U.S.A., they main points: sector. Currentli, students attending Community Newspaper Association (OCNA). are also suggesting students should pay up r 1. All students will automatically be Ontario universities pay for approximately Imprint is published every Friday during the fall and winter terms and every second Friday to $6,000 a year in tuition. In a time when entitled for a loan which covers the cost of 18 per cent of their education. In 1977-78,5.9% of the provincial during the spring term. Imprint reserves the organisations like the Canadian Federation tuition and books. This means that money I right to screen, edit, and refuse advertising. of Students are advocating a fairer, more is set aside for each student so the process budget was set aside for Ontario universi- Imprint BSN 0706-7380. accessible system of post-secondary of applying for OSAP each term is no ties. In 1989-90, this figure dropped to 4.5%. education, organisations like O.U.S.A. are longer needed. This represents a loss of about $530-million. instead misrepresenting students’ concerns 2. The loans will be payecl back on an Given the health of the Canadian economy and articulating an elitist perspective. income contingent basis. This means that over the past couple of years, the prospect Mail should be addressed to Imprint, Campus you will begin paying back your loan when of a significant increase in government Centre, Room 140, University of Waterloo, Kelly Greenwell you are making over a base level (currently funding for post-secondary education Waterloo, Ontario, N2L 3Gl. Our fax number is Director a f Services/C. F-S.-B. C. EJC- $22,00O/year). The money will be deducted seems unlikely. 8847800.Electronic mail should be addressed ecutive Rep., out of your income tax and after 15 annual to imprintQwatserv1 .uwaterloo.ca. University of Victoriu Students’ So- payments you will be forgiven of your continued to page IO ciety debt. Imprint 10 Friday, January 8, 1993 Forum grant portion will be greatly reduced. Other options available were to help fewer Feds have students, or reduce the amount of financial aid available to each student. The govem- 11RELIGION & FAITH 1 mandate ment elected to help as many students as possible, by increasing loans and decreas- In the 20th Century continued from page 9 ing grants. Cassandra, I do not think your allega- Presented by the UW Student Christian Movement In a search for a better method of tions of unfair representation of Waterloo funding for post-secondary education, part students and entrenchment of elitist and of the difficulty lies in determining the inaccessible post-secondary education extent of the benefits derived from this stand up to scrutiny. You invite LJW education that accrue to the individual, and students to speak out against the UW Feds’ 20th Century Naive Liberalism the extent to which society profits from the actions. I have witnessed efforts aimed at “Give me back the Berlin wall, give me humani after the inhumane war in the individual’s education. These are inher- finding a prudent and reasonable solution Stalin and St. Paul Middle 2 ast and the ongoing strife ently value-laden considerations, and do in cooperation with the public and private I’ve seen the future, brother: it is mur- throughout the world is beyond me. not transfer easily into dollars. Although sectors; you’ll hear no reproach from me. der.” Given the barbarism of ovemments OUSA’s proposal is not perfect for every- The members (currently UW, Laurier, - Leonard Cohen today it must be conclu ii ed that the one, it strikes me as a more reasonable U. of T., Brock, and Queen’s) do not Western Liberal lives in a world of approach to the underfunding crisis. Quite recently I artook in a conver- Orwellian Doublethink. purport to have a perfect solution, but they sation about faith an f; beliefs with one of After losing the belief and sense of a Certainly it is more reasonable than the do offer a proposal that acknowledges that my associates. As his views represent transcendent Divinity, the Western Ontario Federation of Students’ stance, these are difficult economic times, and that much of the Western Liberal viewpoint, I Liberal has turned to a theo of historical which advocates zero tuition. colleges and universities are part of a larger shall from here on refer to him as ‘the develo ment as his/her Go 7 who is all You accuse Waterloo Feds and OUSA societal picture. Western Liberal.” power Pul and who is the eventual saviour of endorsing a plan that will lead to elitist That said, I am hopeful that your letter As we talked I revealed that ulti- of the world. and inaccessible post-secondary education will spark more debate this term among mately my faith lies in an Eternal God of in Ontario. I completely disagree with your UW students on the matter of funding. It is Love, justice and Compassion who stands prediction. As you are undoubtedly aware, outside the world of history, but who also a subject deserving of much thought and acts in the world, in an ongoing process Colleges and Universities Minister Richard discussion. of jud ement and forgiveness. Allen-announced last November that OSAP d!h en I asked my associate, the funding in the form of loans will increase Cutherine Coleman Western Liberal, where his faith ulti- inhabitants of the planet must be living from $670-million to $800-million. The 3B ERSIPolitical Science mately lay, he quite assuredly replied, “I with their minds ’ somatized” by some believe in progress and the future.” Star Trek uru or scared shitless of the At one time the Western Liberal’s power of t?I ose who play war games in opinion may have been valued as pro- places like Washin ton. ressive, but today with the jud ement of We must face fil e harsh reality that s 0th century historical events, I %elieye it our world, in spite of the optimism sold is fair to sa that the Western Liberal’s us, is in fact not becoming a better place faith must i: e seen as both a naive opti- for many people - it is becoming worse MicroWay ff!J mism, and a subtle means to further for too many. oppress the mar inalized in our world. 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First in a series of six articles on the North American Free Trade Agreement EditorialBoard Elections TODAY! WHY CANADIANS All positionslisted vacantin mastheadare up for grabs! SHOULD CARE ABOUT Staff Meetingat 12:30p.m. EveryFriday! THE NAFTA

by Marc Xuereb in corporate decision-making. Reducing the pres- special to imprint ence of government in an economy, which is an integral part of free trade, transfers the decision Canadians are fed up of hearing people talk power from elected governments to corporate ‘Tan Without Sand!” endlessly about political issues that are supposedly boardrooms. SO important that they cannot be indifferent. Invari- The inevitable result of such a strategy -- and 747-5563 ably, an issue comes up, we see a whole bunch of we are already seeing it in Canada -- is a lower people complaining about the dire consequences of standard of living for most of the population. The the issue on television, radio, and in newspapers, gap between rich and poor people in society SUN-SATIONS B= and then the issue passes from our memory we constantly widens as people lose their jobs or forget why the issue was important. There are too reluctantly accept lower wages and shareholders of many bad things happening in the world to get corporations that benefit get an even bigger slice of 220 King Street, N., Unit I motivated to form an opinion on all of them, let the pie. Canadians have been sold on the idea, WATERLOO N212Y7 alone do something about them. through years of advertisements from large corpora- (facing Regina St.,above Larry’s Hair Design) But, every once in a while, an issue comes along tions and a federal government who has espoused that has the potential to affect our daily lives. Free their arguments, that we need less government - 1 10% OFF with student card no amointment needed 1 trade is such an issue. Canada has already seen the. fewer taxes on corporations, less government effects of three years of a Free Trade Agreement regulation of business, privatized Crown corpora- (FTA) with the United States. Now our national tions, and less government spending on social Parliament must decide whether or not to ratify the programs like health, education, welfare, and North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA), unemployment insurance. which will extend the Canada-US FTA to include Yet, according to the same people who have Mexico, and possibly other Latin American countries been advocating these measures for the last decade, in the future. we still haven’t cut enough: corporations are leaving At stake is the ability of ordinary Canadians Canada because other countries offer better “busi- (and all North Americans) to have a say in how their ness environments” - read lower wages, less economy is structured. Nothing can affect our daily regulation, less corporate taxation, et cetera. If the lives more than the structure of our economy, and Mulroney government had only been tougher, they the NAFTA threatens to further limit our ability to say, the budget would be balanced, corporations have a say in it. would stay, and there would be more jobs. But at what cost? How much lower do we have The Threat to Canadians to go? How can we, a country that prides itself on providing free health care to all its citizens and on The Main Problem with the NAFTA and?he guaranteeing a minimum amount of income for Canada-IJS FTA is that they restrict the opportuni- those unfortunate enough to be unable to work, ties for our democratically elected institutions of offer a tax environment competitive with the United government to intervene in the economy in the States, whkre over 25 million people have absolutely interest of ordinary citizens. True, our governments no health insurance, or Mexico, where an appalling are not as representative of ordinary people as we lack of environmental standards allows companies 11Sunday Brunch Monday would like them to be, and we must work to to dump toxins into the air and rivers, and where strengthen them, but reforming them wouid be a workers earn two dollars a day? Spaghetti Nite futile exercise if the power of our governments was 11 $7.95 limited to the terms of trade agreements like the 4 p.m. till closing NAFTA. Deceit and Democracy All-You-Can-Eat Under normal conditions in a democracy, any 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. All-You-Can-Eat new government can repeal any legislation passed Since free trade is such an important issue, one choice of soup or salad by previous governments. So, if the majority of might presume that Canadians would be asked for II Canadians who disagree with free trade with their opinions through a referendum, as the Mexico elect a government next year who decide Mulroney government did over the biggest non- 6.95 that Canada’s economy needs a strong government issue of our time last October. No such luck. It to create more jobs for Canadians, to regulate the seems there will be very little balanced public amount of foreign investment, or to tax any corpora- debate on free trade, never mind a referendum. tion that exploits the country’s resources, that new With so few Canadians convinced of the merits government could simply pass the legislation. of free trade with Mexico (at the time the NAFTA However, the FTA, and, to a greater extent the negotiations finished in August of last year, 45 per NAFTA, prevent future Canadian governments cent of Canadians supported it; another poll around from pursuing such a course. No future government the same time indicated that 65 per cent viewed the could introduce interventionist strategies without new deal as dangerous [The Globe and Mail, 24 abrogating both trade pacts. September 1992, p.C6]), expect a huge barrage of Essentially, the decisions on how we structure pro-deal advertising, like the millions spent by big our economy affect our daily lives more than any business in the 1988 election, to convince us of how other. Macroeconomic policy can decide what our great free trade will be for us. main industries will be, how environmentally The barrage has already started: you probably responsible we are, what constitutes fair prices, how heard the radio commercials, conveniently timed to much we choose to let richer provinces subsidize coincide with the “yes” campaign last fall, talking poorer ones. . . the list is endless. The crucial issue is about Canada’s great entrepreneurial corporations over who is better suited to make those decisions -- which are poised to beat our competitors in world elected representatives of the people or shareholders markets if we only gave them the chance through of the largest corporations in the country. free trade. If we are to believe those radio commer- Of course, it is possible that corporations will cials, which were expanded into a tabloid which make responsible decisions of where to locate, how was sent to over one million Canadian households much to pay their employees, how much attention to and businesses, the Canada has benefitted from be paid to being environmentally responsible, et three years of free trade with the US. According to cetera. But despite what the public relations depart- the commercial and the tabloid, exports were up $5 ments of corporations tell us, the bottom line in any billion between 1988 and 1991. Well, that must decision within a corporation is whether the com- mean we’ve come out winning, right? I must credit pany can remain profitable. If a company could be the Tories with thii much: they know how to just to everyone and still turn a profit, it might; grossly mislead the public without lying outright, however, if the choice is between being just and because their figure is correct, but, as usual, the turning a profit, well . . . we all know the end of that figures not mentioned give a much different story. sentence. According to a recent report released by the A government, despite all its shortcomings of Canadian Centre for Policy Alternatives (CCPA), political opportunism, corruption, and bureaucracy, that $5 billion figure (actually ($4.99 billion) repre- is still a more open and democratic institution for sents only exports of goods. First of all, that in- making decisions than any corporation. The entire crease, a 4.9 per cent increase according to Statistics population has a say in how a government is run, Canada figures, is the lowest increase in Canadian but only a small coterie of shareholders (and it is exports to the US in any three-year period since indeed an ever-dwindling coterie of people who 1960. Second, if we factor in goods ituports from the own stakes in the largest corporations that operate in Canada and North America) are able to participate continued to page 13 F E A T U R E S Here it is at last! Definitive and Fresh for the New Year! The Guide to the ’90s Man

video. though. I can hear you now, “That guy’s full by Murk Bell Favourite Sport: Hockey or Football (any- The Lazy Guy of shit. He doesn’t know anything!” If you feel Speciui to imprint thing with a little blood). He sits at home and doesn’t go out, that way I’m glad; I do have your attention. Attributes in Their Ideal Mate: Blonde and doesn’t respond, doesn’t act. He is not insen- I try to live my life with three words in Prologue: Stupid. sitive; he is just very, very indifferent. He mind: ACTIVE, POSITIVE, AND CREATIVE. Clint rode up to me on his bicycle at Perfect Date: Anevening of watching Hockey doesn’t put energy into relationships and in I think if one tries to be these three things they the north entrance to the University. fights at a Sports Bar. the end sucks the life out from them. He is the wilI have a much better life and the people “Hey Mark.” Patron Saint of “I don’t know, whatever. . .” around them will be happier also. I’m not “Hey Clint.” The Wimp It’s like he never completes anything. He is asking for perfection (I certainly am no exam- “Are you going to write a feature for This type of man is a product of the the chronic procrastinator. He would rather ple of that) but I am DEMANDING improve- me?” ’80s d o ment. Come on, I know we all have been weak “What about?” noth- at times but in the ’90s you just can’t be weak “Whatever you’re thinking about....” all the time. One opposition to this may be an increased performance anxiety. HA! Maybe if This is something I think about... you started to perform you wouldn’t have this be- thing. anxiety. I’m not saying it is easy, but the What is the state of manhood in the He is benefits far outweigh the costs, and in my life, 90’s? Is it d’ff1 erent than womanhood? Is it over- bor- that’s a good deal. The new man needs to better now than in other points in time? Or is sensitive to the point of being nauseating. ing to talk to, boring to be around, and boring strive for the three qualities of ACTIVE, POSI- it the same? Is there a male constant that flows This is not to say we should be Destructors, to write about! His redeeming quality is that TIVE ANDCREATIVE. This is the best time to through history. 3 If so, what is it? but a man should have some backbone. The he is usually an attentive listener (between be a man; we can be loving and caring and yet To properly asses men in our age I wimp does nothing; he can’t make up his periods anyway) and he is caring but he just still be strong and courageous. Today is the begin with a logical method. Observation. mind for fear of making the wrong decision. doesn’t show things. Inertia and lethargic Golden Age of Maleness. Slightly biased observation, but nevertheless They cry too easily and are oversensitive, attitudes fill his life. He is easygoing but A man must be active. He must do observation. I watched men in public, in passionless eggplants to their mates. They are doesn’t care if he is being easily gone over. A things. Little things, big things, THINGS. Sit- private, alone and in groups. I listened to constantly putting themselves down and let- common statement is that anything would be ting and being a bump on a log will NOT do what they said, how they said it, what they ting others walk all over them. In my case I “just too much trouble” and he suffers from anymore. Rise, literally, to the occasion. Take ate, what they wore and what they spent their active control of your life. Bring pleasure to time doing. These observations obviously your life and your mates. If you are not giving included much self-evaluation. After a long your mate at least two (YES TWO!) or more period I came to the conclusion that the one -3 orgasms a session, either you need to commu- word that describes men the state of men in nicate more (It’s tough but you have to do it) the nineties is: SORRY! OF COURSE T LIKE MAC- or you deserve to be dumped like deadwood. There you have it. Men are in bad + I LIKE ALL MEN!’ \ ’ Go out. Explore. Search. Just DO something. shape. I went into this research with as an You can do it. The first step is turning off the objective view as I could have and I came up TV. with sorry results. Men are in need of some You also m&t be positive. Negative work, and part of the problem may be a lack ideas and emotions eat away at you and leave of guidance. All is not chafff, just most of it. you empty. It is never a solution to a problem There is always hope and I do see some signs to be nega tive. Negativity in its physical mani- of improvement. I am definitely not a perfect festa tion, violence, should be dismissed in all man (point taken 4.) but I am proposing a instances. It is more courageous to be positive general way to see men, from either gender’s than it is to be violent or negative. Now some perspective, and the steps which may im- may say this is a “Disney-ified” view but prove the sad lot of masculinity. posing solutions to problems seems better From my observations I can place most than throwing Donald Duck temper tantrums. men into three categories: If you are negative, look at the reasons and I’m sure you can find some sort of positive solu- 1. THE DESTRUCTOR tion. If a person is being a dick to you or 2. THE WIMP someone you care about, solve the problem 3. THE LAZY GUY with a positive attitude rather than a negative one. Henry Rollins says, “Only an asshole is These are just general categories which we all an asshole to someone being an asshole.” exist in from time to time. All of these groups Think about it. Words from the wise. have advantages as well as disadvantages. Being creative, I find, is somewhat of a The trouble is caused when a man exhibits too touchy subject. At the heart of it is challenging much of any one category. Too many men things and that can easily become a negative today indulge in one of these lifestyles only act. Positive creation is a’ great thing and and are hurt because of it. These problems I should constantly be strived for. By creative, see as Male problems. That is not to say I don’t mean only artistic creation, but the women have no problems, but I believe their creation that goes on in any field. I have categories would be different. I, like most known many creative engineers and men, have seen myself as being in all of these uncreative English students. I t’s not necessar- categories at some point in my life. Each, ily what you create but the process-you use. though, needs to be looked into in detail. Creating, as the opposite to destroying, is a good way to move forward in life. Be creative The Destructor in your work, in how you make love, in your This is the easiest of male inadequa- dress, in your food, in your house, in every cies to spot. DestructOrs are violent, negative facet of your life. and obviously destructive. This is mostly manifest in physical actions, but can also be Well that’s a big bill to live up to. Do I seen in attitude. Those who see only the expect all of you to do it? No. But TRY! I know negative side of things and fill the world with I can never reach a perfect level but i can enjoy negative rhetoric are equally Destructors. the concept of constant self-improvement. I’m Destructors hurt others, but most of all them- gave my freedom of decision away to my just asking you to take a look at your life and selves. They are the bullies, the date-rapists, partner, leaving me void of responsibility the problem of complacency. I always won- see where you can make it better. It is your the obnoxious morons, the chauvinists, the and A WIMP! Thank goodness some men are der why these guys don’t bore themselves to responsibility. One thing I will not stand racists, the ones who act out of ignorance actually gaining self-esteem back (unfortu- death! - though, is whining. All &.ree of the above rather than reason. I was guilty of these quali- nately some to the level of Destructor). The mentioned groups-are prone to it when they ties as a boy. It is what we are taught to be like Wimp’s entire life’is centred around fear and Attributes of the Lazy Guy don’t get their way. So if my article has upset as boys. Whether from our parents or our they are barren of courage. The good thing Favourite Food: Whatever can be-cooked in you, d%n’t waste your energy whining & the society, men are programmed to hurt. Is this about them is they tend to be creative. They the microwave. letters page but u& that energy to think about our parents’ fault? Is it society’s? It doesn’t do like to make things whether it be bad love Favourite Movie: Whatever’s on. your life. If things are going great, I commend matter. We have a responsibility to overcome poetry or bridges. Favourite Pick-up Line: Hey, would you. Keep up the good work. Remember this imprinting without losing the one posi- you like to... you know... whatever? ACTIVE, POSITIVE AND CREATIVE. tive thing about it: action. The Destructor is Attributes of The Wimp Favourite Drink: Whatever they are full of energy. In this form it becomes nega- Favourite Food: Tofu. serving. tive energy but rechannelled it can become a Favourite Movie: Anything European. Favourite Sport: Whatever’s televised. highly useful thing. Favourite Pick-up Line: Hey, can I cry on Attributes in their Ideal Mate: What- your shoulder? ever is available. Attributes of the Destmctor Favourite Drink: Mineral Water. Perfect Date: Doing whatever with Favourite Food: Steak. Favourite Music: Anything poppy and sappy. whoever. Favourite Movie: Rambo Part... Favourite Sports: They don’t do Sports. Favourite Pick-up Line: Hey babe wanna Attributes in Their Ideal Mate: Someone Okay! Okay! I’ve complained fuck? who will make his decisions. enough to irritate any guy and I don’t Favourite Drink: Beer Perfect Date: Going to a Poetry reading and think that was my purpose in the begin- Favourite Music: Anything with Tits in the crying. ning. I dq hope I have your attention Imprint Features Friday, January 8,-- 1993 - _F--. -13 NAFTA is important What We Can Do The Tories aren’t going to rush out continued from page 11 and ask Canadians for our opinions on the VARSITY SPORT SHOP US, which increased by $4,94 billion in the NAFTA: Mulroney has said on enough same period (a 5.6 per cent increase), they occasions that he’s willing to make the basically cancel each other out. tough economic decisions for Canada, Most importantly, the export figures whether or not we support him, because if P,A.C. Red North used by the commercial and tabloid we don’t support him, it’s probably exclude the service sector. Between 1988 because we just don’t understand that it’s 8851211 I ext, 2370 and 1991, Canadian service exports to the all in out best long-term interests, anyway. US actually@ by $1.5 billion, while The little information that we will get from imports from the US swelled by $4.4 the big-business-dominated media will billion! So looking at the whole trade mostly echo the conventional competitive- picture, US exports to Canada grew 2.5 ness wisdom that says NAFTA is the only Winter Term Hours: times as fast as Canadian exports to the US way Canada can compete. At the very least, under free trade. At the very least, the as university students, we owe it to our- January 4 to April 2, 1993 Mulroney government’s selling of free selves to become informed. trade can be labelled as misleading; On Thursday, January 14, Maude 9:00 certainly it comes very close to lying. Barlow, chairperson of the Council of 9:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. The legislation to implement the Canadians, will be speaking at the NAFTA is being drafted as you read this Kitchener Public Library Auditorium (7:30 April 5 to April l&l993 article. But don’t expect to receive a copy of p.m., Queen S&eet North) on the ramifica- it in the mail like you did with the tions of the NAFTA for Canada. This event 1O:OOa.m. to 2:00 p.m. Charlottetown agreement, a far less would be a good opportunity to get an important change in public policy. Trade alternative perspective on the deal. If you Minister Michael Wilson has promised a want to do some of your own reading on speedy passage of the legislation through the deal, WPIRG has a plethora of resources the Tory-dominated I-louse of Commons. available on the NAFTA in its office in the Quality Racquet Despite less than majority support General Services Building. You could come for the deal, not to mention that the down to the WPIRG office and use their Conservatives were elected with less than a resources to write a paper on the NAFTA Stringing majority of the popular vote in 1988 (they for one of your course. got 42 per cent of the vote but a majority of WPIRG will also be forming an 24-48 hour service the seats under our archaic electoral system Economic Justice Working Group, which which didn’t even get considered for will be focussing on the NAFTA this term. squash, racquet-ball, tennis, badminton reform under the Charlottetown agree- The working group would be ideal if you ment), and that they currently enjoy 22 per are interested in discussing some of the cent of Canadians’ confidence, you can issues around NAFTA further: you don’t expect the government to speed up the have to be for, against, or even have an legislative process to pass the NAflA opinion on the NAFTA at all to join. Drop legislation in time to dissolve Parliament in to the WPIRG office any day between and call an election. Tuesday and Friday next week at 1:3O a.m. ghtDEMO DAY We have to ask ourselves why an and 1130 p.m. to get a tour of the resource important document like the NAFTA can centre and find out more about the working Wednesday,January 13, 1992 be negotiated behind closed doors in the group. corporate boardrooms of the biggest - book your squash court corporations in North America, without Next week, part two of this series of - borrow our Black Knight racquets, rl _. input form ordinary citizens and labourers. features on NAFTA will focus on the main - borrow our Black Knight racquets, rl _. We complained about different interest arguments used to justi& the need for the groups being excluded from the bargaining NAFTA: the assumption of the need for an ?LAY - ?LAY - ?LAY!! table at the constitutional conferences: economy to grow continually, and the assump- Special Discounts That shouldn’t we be equally, if not more, tion that countries mtlst campete with each involved in the decision? other throqh trade. Federation of Students University of Waterloo ELECTIONPROCLAMATION Nomination papers will be available for the following positions: President Vice-President of Operations and Finance Vice-President of University Affairs Members of Students’ Council and University of Waterloo Senate

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tally productive industry which the local students and a place for forei dealing with while I was there, for example, this community. Toutism, says and Costa Rican tourists to learn about tf? e was the question of whether to ave the enical Coalition on Third World rainforest biome whose survival is so inter- road from the town to the reserve. fh e road Tourism, I’exploits local people, damages twined with humanity’s own. Most impor- as it was, a steep six-kilometre hike through by Angela Weeds the environment, promotes consumerism, tantly, these activities would occur in a dense mud, crossing one small river, lim- special to Imprint widens the gap between rich and poor and sustainable manner with an attitude of pres- ited visitors to those on horseback (having reinforces the global status quo.” ervationandappreciationasopposed tothe rented from the limited stock in town), “It was never easy to cut down one But it was the dream of these Costa exploitation so often characteristic of tour- those with four-wheel, jungle-stamina drive tree to save a multitude,” Ricans to establish ecotourism, that is, en- ist “traps”. on their machines, and the hearty souls remarked another volun- such as ourselves Gho like teer to me as we sat contem- nothing better than a wet- platin the imminent open- booted, muscle-cramping, ing o P the ecotourism re- cardio workout through serve -- our home and work the transitionary green, environment -- in the lush green, greenintoperpetual Costa Rican rainforest. cloud. He had been here, in When the young, Ca- Santa Elena, at the begin- nadian develo ment or- ning during the r&y wet ganization cal Ped Youth “dry season” when the Challenge International group of international joined the Costa Ricans’ youth and local high school dreams, realities started to student volunteers had unfold. Youth volunteers needed to clear much of the in Canada, Australia, Guy- trail, at times cutting large ana, the (at that time) So- trees. viet Union and, of course, These sacrificial Costa Rica be an to fund- lambs served two purposes: raise, to date ( B evelopment their demise made room for of the reserve is ongoin the trail and supplied wood and YCI remains involved 7 for the construction of the contributing over $200,000. trail. It was now the wet Plant biologists from “dry season,” three months the University of Costa Rica and a lot of sweat, tears, began surveying and docu- laughter, and songs later, menting the floraand fauna and we were ready to in the area -- an essential “open” to the public. first step to planning a re- And the opening serve. An interpretation came just in time. March centreplan was donated by 1992. It was, and still is, a a Costa Rican architectural time when tourism is Costa firm and designed in con- Rica’s, and in fact the sultation with the commu- world’s, largest industry; a nity. When finished, com- time when tourist visita- A Pathway leads to a wet, nylon home for the adventurous volunteers.photobyAnge’a Heeds plete with running water tions have grown from and electricity, it would act 5,000 to 40,000 in the past as an information/educa- six years at the nearby Mont ev rerde Biologi- vironmentally sustainable tourism, includ- “The way mass tourism seeks out the tion centre eq ripped to house short term cal Cloud Forest Reserve; a t in ;Le when local ing the three E’s of economy, education, Earth’s choicest locations, and then destroys residents for s zientific research and show high school students, who h .ol d claim to the and ecology. the very social and environmental features exhibitions. 310 hectares of rainforest, WI err 2 getting frus- The Santa Elena Reserve promised that make them attractive make it an arche- Roof m li aterials were donated by a to serve all of those interests: where the type of unsustainability,” writes Paul Ekins Canadian con trated with the lack of op ‘P’3rtunities for .pany. And Stephen Wear- them at the foreign-ow ml ed and run Monteverde Reserve had largely employed in The Gaia Atlas of Green Economics. ing, Australia1 park planner and volunteer Monteverde Reserve and withYCIputhisparkplan- the dead-end possibilities of ningexpertise to work with continuing their agricul- Valverde’s knowledge of tural focus in school. the area to design what Originally the 310 would become six kilome- hectares was leased to the tres of Earth-celebration, high school by the govem- heart-pumping trails. ment of this tiny Central “It is only when con- American country with the servation projects benefit intention that it be used as communitiesand areset up an agricultural testing with an infrastructure that ground. The students could vests control within the practice what they were community that genuine learning - agriculture. It ecotourism is achieved,” madesense inan area where says Wearing. It is this sym- 90 per cent of the popula- biotic approach to conser- t-ion depends on some form vation that ultimately se- Df farming. All they had to cures its success+ do was cut down the trees - The Santa Elena re- - over 80 percent of which serve, currently without are primary growth. But as any legal restrictions on its the school board began to management, now joins recognize a shifting of in- justover erceptofcosta terests in the students - the Rica’s land bpase legally pro- tourism classes were full -- tected from destruction. they also recognized the Ironically however, the ecocideofcuttingdown the Santa Elena reserve is more rainforest. The solution, likely to maintain its integ- once found, was far from rity than those areas, 11 per simple. cent of which form national “The concept of the parks, ‘*protected” by the Santa Elena Rain Forest [ re- state. serve] posed a great chal- “The desire to clear lenge for the Colegio land for farming and cat- tle-grazing spurred until Agropecuario [Agricultural to PhotobyAnge’a Heeds College] of Santa Elena,” Sunsets were rare due the clouds but were long and magnificent recently one of the world’s said Fernando A. Valverde, highest rates of deforesta- “es-y in technical and economical as- t&n,” writes Tom Barry in foreigners with their English ton ue and Ecotourism devebpment, in con- Costa Ricu A Country Rqmrt- And. he says. pects, which had some people thinking this even the fringes of the “protected” areas are would be a difficult dream to realize.” biological knowledge, the Santa Ef ena Re- trast, recognizes the need for limits in the Valverde is a biologist, coffee farmer, and serve would be a training ground for local numbers of visitors allowed (called carry- eroding due to these pressures. local resident committed to the rainforest high school students. The new reserve ing capacity) and a waste disposal and noise “The country has been losing about reserve project. would also be an educational establish- control lan. 106,000 hectares of forest each year - a rate And it was not simply the creation of ment - a veritable outdoor classroom for CL e of the issues the planners were which means Costa Rica would have no Imprint Features Friday, January 8, 1993 15

1 Ecology Tour

wildlands outside its nal Gonal parks by the million tons of soil it loses to erosion each ment we are perpetu iting by purchasing. year 2000. The govemn lent’s Ministry of year. Even better, as youq people with the en- Mines and Energy has ergy and enthusi- warned that Costa Rica asm to improve our may be importin wood global lot, we can within a decade i f the de- volunteer with or- communi sees as most valuable is that forestation rate contin- ganizations com- which has 7 een given by the young people, ues. *’ mitted to our earth’s whose labour and tenacity has been an All this in addi- preservation. example that has motivated all of us to tion to the fact that the “Thanks to the follow.” Not surprising1 , the volunteers reserve is internationally voluntarv service of felt the same way about t 4: e locals, “If only recognized for its re- these yo&g people, we could work half as hard as they do,” we markable biodiversity, who have sacrificed often said to ourselves realizing that it usu- plays an important role their valuable time ally took us twice as much sweat to achieve in the global lungs of the and the comfort of what they did in half the time. earth and is ecologically home to live and important to Costa Rica’s work in the difficult To guarunfee the continued steward- water supply. Water climate of the rain ship of the reserve a foundation has been estab- from this forest, resting forest,” says lished consisting oJ among others, representa- at altitudes up to 1,850 Valverde, the most fives of the administration of the high school, meters above sea level, is difficult stage of the thefederal and municipal Costa Rican govern- the main source for the project was over- men fs, ihe Tropical Science Centre, VIDA - a Arena1 Hydroelectric come. “YCI has pro- Costa Rican environmental non-governmental ” dam which provides 60 vided equi ment qpnization and YCI. Per cent of the countrv’s and money Por the blectricitv in the rai”nv development of the season a;d 40 Der cent ih Santa Elena rain the summer t&e. It also forest, without supplies water to ap- which we would Interested in volunteering for an exci t- proximately 150,000 have achieved very ing and fulfilling experience? Or would people who live in the little.” you like to visit the Santa Elena Rain- valley. Photo by Angete Heeds But for all the forest Reserve? Send a self-addressed, Deforestation of A volunteer takes cloud samples to testfor the truth and sincerity stamped envelope to Youth Challenge this area, as Der the one- in this statement it International at 11 Soho Street, Toronto, was evident that ON M5T lZ6 or call 416-971-9846 for timefarmland,plan kwould use itun- as nutrient composition of the moisture. anyone interested more information. For a slide show doubtedly result in siltation of these sys- It is clear that the ecotourism ideal in preserving this wonde;ful haven of epi- and video presentation and discussion terns. This ecological threat would com- cannot solve all of our environmental-eco- phytes and tropical birds could not have of ecotourism and how youthcan make pound the hundreds of millions of dollars nomic problems. What we, as potentiaivisi- * succeeded without the overwhelming sup- a difference, show up at 6 p.m. at AL the country already suffers in lost revenues tors to these areas, can do is investigate - port and commitment of the community. 105 on Thursday, January 14. as a direct result of the approximately 680 before going A the kind of tourist develop- Says Valverde, “The support the Garbage & Recycling Collection Let’s work together to make your weekly garbage and Blue Box collection as easy and efficient as possible! Just follow these few, simple guidelines for problem-free sol lect ion. 650 Woodlawn Road, W., GUELPH, Ontario (13 mile east of Guelph Auto Mall) Acceptable Garbage Containers: I YES- BOULET Regular garbage can with a watertight lid and 2 mounted handles. Regular size plastic garbage bag. WESTERNBOOT:- -- Brush and garden waste in tied bundles, no more than 3 ft. in any dim- ension. Year find NO- -- Inventory 1Xeduction Cardboard boxes. We have a great selection of: belts and buckles, bole Plastic pails or buckets will be considered garbage. ties, toe caps, heel plates, boot straps, moccasins, long Numerous small bags. More’than 3 should be placed in a regular sized gar- and short Oilskin coats, felt hats, English & Western bage can or bag. horse tack and apparef, and much, much more!!

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by Rich Nichol have nine players returning from HAWKS with files from the 1992-93 last year’s team which reached the Last season: 7th Record: 3-11 OUAA basket&u/l media semi-finals in divisional play. In- guide cluded in the returning nucleus is a The Wilfrid Laurier Golden good mix of size and speed, experi- Hawks look to improve in the very BROCK BADGERS - ence and talent so that new head competitive OUAA West division. Last season: 1st Record: 11-3 coach Tom Kieswetter is excited Still one of the youngest teams about the possibilities. in the league, Laurier will look to After winning the national Co-captain and OUAA West third-year point guard Chris championship in 1992, the Brock first-team all-star Sean Livingstone to lead this year’s quin- Badgers are ready to defend their VanKoughnett and OUAA West tet. He led the Hawks in scoring last title. With four starters and seven of second-team all-star Alex Urosevic season, averaging 13.3 points per their top eight players returning, ensure a potent offence. Last season game. Third-year player Sean the Badgers are ready to embark on VanKoughnett, a 6’7’ forward av- Brennan (6’4”) should have a ban- another great season. eraged 17.5 points per game while ner year at the number two spot. Leading the way is All-Cana- the 6’3” guard Urosevic scored an Strong support in the back court dian Gord Wood who is returning average of 20.3 points per game, comes from 6’2” sophomore Jim for his final year of eligibility. The good enough for third and second Newton, along with promising 6’8” centre captured the OUAA West place respectively in OUAA West rookies Colin Strickland, Tolly scoring title averaging 20.7 points scoring. Both players are also marks- Henderson, and Dave Bart. per game, finished second in re- men from three-point range. Other Sophomore Tom Pallin (6’7’) is bounding (10.1 per game), and was perimeter shooting is expected to quickly becoming one of the better named MVP at the CIAU’s. Wood come from swingman Dave Lynch post players in the division. Last became Brock’s all-time leading (6X”), now in his third year, and season he finished fifth in rebound- rebounder last year and should be- sophomore Gahan Richardson ing averaging 8.0 rebounds per come the school’s all-time scoring (6’4”). game. Sophomore Mario Venditti champion in mid-season. Waterloo’s big men will be led and freshman Brian Fretz will pro- Joining Wood on the front line by 6’6” senior forward and co-cap- vide relief for Pallin. is 6’8” power forward Brian Bleich. tain Chris Moore along with 6’9” Veterans Brad Johnston (6’2”), The OUAA West first-team all-star sophomore pivot Mark Hopkins. Shawn Roach (6’6”), and Alex finished sixth in scoring (16.1 ppg) Tom Balfe (6’4”) brings new mean- Thornton (6’7”), will jockey for the and fourth in rebounding (8.4 rpg) ing to the term intensity and despite two forward positions along with in the division and was honoured his 6’4” frame, plays a tall man’s newcomer and Laurier football as MVP at the provincial champion- game. standout Andrew Scharschmidt. ships. Three rookies have made the The Hawks this year are better In the back court is the guard- team and could see action this year. and more experienced and they will ing tandem of 6’1” Dave Picton and Alex Urosevic will again provide much of Waterloo’s scoring B.J. York is a quick and talented need to be in order to stay alive in 6’3” Allen MacDougall. Picton was the tough OUAA West. Head coach punch this year. The Warriors had a 2-2 exhibition record in guard from St. David’s High School named OUAA West Rookie of the in Waterloo. Andy Pocrnic is a Gary Jeffries has high hopes for this Year and second-team all-star in December. See stow on page 18. pfioto by Peter Brown strong backcourt man from London year’s squad and for the first time in 1991-92, and MacDougall could Catholic Central, and Josh Martin, a a few years, Hawk fans are optimis- possibly be considered one of the tie in a tough division. Head coach will rock the Thunderdome. native of St. Thomas also adds depth tic about the upcoming season. best three-point shooters in the di- Tim Darling hopes that some at the point guard position. vision. younger players can contribute to a McMAsTER MARAUDERS WINDSOR LANCERS The two players challenging team that has performed very well Last season: 3rd Record: 9-5 WESTERN MUSTANGS Last season: 8th Record: l-13 for the vacant starting spot opened over the past five years. Last season: 4th Record: 9-5 by the graduation of Rob Demott It will be a new look McMaster The Windsor Lancers suffered are 6’3” Mike Pullar and 6’4” Dave LAKEHEAD NOR’WESTERS Marauder team that takes to the Last season the Western Mus- through the worst record in the McKay. Strong bench support is Last season: 6th Record: 5-9 floor this season. After 10 years with tangs finished league play tied for team’s history in 1991-92 finishing ready with 5’11” guard Pat Sullivan Barry Phillips in charge, former as- third and then lost in overtime in l-30 overall. Despite the losses, the and 6’T’ forward Jamie Huebert. The Lakehead Nor’Westers re- sistant Joe l&w takes over as head the divisional playoffs. Lancers had their moments. Nar- turn with eight veterans from the coach. Key losses from last year are row home losses to Guelph (one GUELPH GRYPHONS 1991-92 team that made the playoffs The Marauders return a solid OUAA West first-team all-star point) and Waterloo (three points), Last season: 2nd Record: 11-3 for the third year in a row and lost nucleus and should contend for top guard Glenn Eastland, guard Ryan combined with some good show- a first round playoff game to honours in the always tough OUAA Smith, and forward Mike Yuhasz. ings during road losses (eight point The Guelph Gryphons will M&laster 75-73 in Hamilton. West division. Up front, 6’6” for- Mike Lynch, a 6’5” forward, road loss to Brock), give the 1992-93 have a slightly different look dur- Lakehead lost three key play- ward and team captain Jeff Zownir became a second-team all-star in Lancers some positives on which to ing the 1992-93 season. The loss of ers to graduation, team scoring returns for his final year and should only his first year of regular play. build for the future. 6’9” centre Eric Hammond and some leader and rebounding leader Mike be close to the form that made him Small forward Brad Campbell (6’3”) Spearheading the attack will injuries mean a smaller team that Lalonde (13.7 ppg, 7.4 rpg), along one of the nation’s top three-point was emerging as the team leader be seniors Geoff AstIes, a 6’1”guard, can do different things. The Gryph- with long bomb specialists Leslie shooters two years ago. The league’s offensively this season during the and Everton Shakespeare, a 6’4” ons will be led by last year’s CIAU Raguette and Ray Foster. biggest player 6’8” 250 lbs. centre exhibition schedule, but a major leg forward. They finished second and rebounding champion Tim Mau, This ‘year’s squad will be Jack Vanderpol enters his senior injury at a recent tournament will third respectively in team scoring who ripped down an average of sparked by guards David Pineau (a season as one of the top rebounders sideline him for the year. Filling in behind the graduated Michael 13.0 rebounds per game to earn him 6’2” senior), Peter Brown (5’6” jun- in the nation and a former league for Campbell will be 6’7’ Stephen Ogley. an OUAA West first-team all-star ior), and Brian Norland (6’4” jun- all-star. The other forward spot Ring, 6’3” Jason Meskis, and 6’4” Newcomers Ottavio selection. He is on his way to be- ior). All three of them have tremen- should be shared between Jason Podrats. Mannarino and Zoran &tic, both coming the all-time leading dous quickness playing defence and sophomores Shawn Francis (6’4”) JohnVermeerenat6’9”and245 of perennial OFSAA power W.D. rebounder in the OUAA. Forwards on the dribble. and Cesare Piccini (6’4”), who both lbs provided some much needed Lowe, will give the Lancers a formi- Brent Barnhart (6’9”), Floyd Cobran Veteran centre Chris Grace saw significant minutes as rookies. power on the inside in many key dable backcourt duo. Mannarino (6’5”), and Mark Tonizzo (6’8”) will (6’8”) will spearhead the inside The Marauder backcourt is led situations both ina starting role and should compete for the starting role vie for the remaining front court game, and will be flanked by 6’6” by OUAA all-star Derek Howard, off the bench. at point guard, and Ristic should positions. junior Brian Tees and 6’7” who was pressed into duty as a Orchestrating the offence wilt make an impact at the shooting Last year’s freshman sensation sophomore Craig Law. All three point guard last season, but now be the guarding duo of Brendan guard position. Richie Wesolowski paced the give the Nor’Westers good size and swings back to his natural position Noonan (5’10”) and Blake Gage Pat Osboume has returned to Gryphon’s attack with 14.2 points scoringpunch in the paint. as the off-guard. Now a senior, (6’3”). Noonan suffered through Windsor to join the Lancers after per game. Veteran guards Chris Head coach Lou Pero had a Howard will look to improve on another year of injuries last season, two years at American Junior Col- O’Roarke and Humphrey Hill will strung recruiting year during the the 13.7 points per game he aver- but when healthy, he had some out- leges (Vincennes/Henry Ford). see plenty of floor time in the back off-season and was able to lure the aged last year. The point guard standing games at both ends of the Osboume is a gifted athlete with court. O’Roarke is extremely potent talents of 6%” forward Cam Becher, position will be handled by last floor. Probably the most improved the ability to run, score, and defend. from long range (29 for 66 last sea- 6’6” guard Paul Andrews, and 6’3” year’s team rookie of the year Marc player from last year was Peter His presence will strengthen the son) and Hill is Guelph’s most accu- forward Kareem Rodriguez. Hope- Sontrop, who averaged 6.5 ppg as a Schmidt, a versatile guard who can perimeter and defensive play of the rate shooter with a field goal per- fully, the seasoning of sophomores freshman. Senior Sheldon Laidmart contribute in a variety of ways. Lancers. centage of 54.5. They will be backed Gory Keeler and Craig Law and the is also back and will be counted on Aaron Czaja, a veteran defensive The overall prognosis for the up by sophomore guards Themis possible instant success of these fine to provide points and leadership to standout, will attempt to return af- Lancers is one of “incremental im- Hantzaridis, Andre Baptiste, and freshmen, will provide some depth the M&aster effort. ter reconstructive knee surgery provement.” Without a frontline Randy Mahoney. on the Lakehead roster. which had him sidelined all last player over 6X”, the Lancers will be The Gryphons hope to return The 1992-93 Nor’Westers can WATERLOO WARRIORS season. unable to compete with the reign- to Halifax for the CIAU national be characterized as a team with char- Last season: 5th Record: 7-7 @giants of the OUAA West. 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MacDonald each scored a pair in the University of Quebec at Trois- The Warriors dispatched the the opening win over Moncton. Rivieres on Sunday, January 10. Moncton Aigles Bleus 9-3 before Woods, Greg Allen, Stephens, Jason They also play next Thursday, Janu- pounding the UPEI Panthers 9-4 in Mervyn, and Keenanscored theoth- ary 14 at the Gryphons. the final. ers. They play four of their next UW’s Steve Woods was the These two wins enable the five games on the road, but finish most valuable player of the cham- Warriors to head into a road-game the season with four of five at home. pionship game with three goals and stretch with a positive attitude after Their only game at Columbia three assists. Jamie Hartnett also dropping only their second loss of Icefield in the next five is on Sun- had a hattrick in a game that Water- the season back on December 3 to day, January 17 at 2 p.m. versus the loo led 5-O ‘after the first period, the York Yeomen, 4-3. Brock Badgers. Warriors pziy back Toronto by Peter Brown ment last November, Waterloo was of-6 from treyland to finish with 15 lmpfint staff 2-2 in pre-season play during De- points and Cohn Brousson had 14. Graduating Students VanKoughnett continued his u cember. Warrior basketball fans have At the Nike Excalibur tourna- workhorse status against Toronto, waited since last March to see what ment at York University (December logging 36 minutes of cow t time, 26 HEAD NORTH 7 kind of team will show up this year. 2%30), Waterloo made an early exit, points, and eight rebounds. Will this team play consistently losing 108-92 to national power- Urosevic contributed 17points, B.J. for HOT DEALS enough to secure some home court house Victoria Vikings-and 91-8 1 to York 11, and Moore IO, while Tom in the playoffs, or will it be another the Toronto Varsity Blues before Balfe came off the bench for 9 points ON NEW “Urosevic/VanKoughnett Wonder beating Lava1 University 101-75 to and 11 boards. Year”? secure seventh place. The Vikings This game was an example of MAZDA’S TRUCKS Wonder no longer. The OUAA later dominated the Gryphons on how shooting percentages can be West regular season opens tonight their way to the tournament title. deceiving. Waterloo shot 9-of-18 AND CARS (Friday, January 8) at the Physical As often happens against from three-point range and 29-of- Activities Complex at 8 p.m. as the stronger teams, Alex Urosevic and 51(57 per cent) overall, but Toronto Warriors host the Lakehead Sean VanKoughnett were forced to took a barrelful more shots, 35-of- By special arrangement with a chartered Ca&&“b&, we can put you Nor’westers in a weekeid series. shoulder the scoring burden against 75 (47 per cent). into a new Mazda before you graduate. If you have a job waiting for you Game two goes tomorrow (Satur- the Vikings. The two all-stars com- The Blues packed a three-man upon graduating, give us a call or stop by our showroom for details on this day, January 9), also at 8 p.m. (See bined for Waterloo’s first 25 points punch: Scott Bleue scored 31 points, exclusive offer for graduates. OUAA West Preview on this page.) and contributed 63 of LJW’s 92 powered by 6-of-10 trey shooting, The team’s league schedule points. and Brodie Osome and Jason Ciceri continues next Wednesday, Janu- Down 56-38 at the half, Water- had 22 and 17 points respectively, ary 13 with another home game, lop awoke for a 15-3 run, but could Ciceri with 9 rebounds. this one against the Brock Badgers. _ not pull closer. Urosevic fished . Waterloo trounced the all- Then they travel to Windsor next with 35 points and VanKoughnett rookie Lava1 squad 101-75 in the Saturday, January 16. with 28 (plus 10 rebounds), while seventh-pIace game, led by Urosevic The Warriors’ exhibition sched- Chris Moore contributed 14 points, with 26 points and Balfe with 19. ule was rather inconclusive in solv- powered by 4-of-7 shooting from Waterloo exacted a measure of ing the mystery of this team, After a three-point range. revenge against Toronto last Satur- disappointing performance against The Vikings torched the twine, day night (January 2) with a 99-88 & Northfield Dr.) the Guelph Gryphons in the conso- nailing 38 of 69 shots (55 per cent), exhibitionvictoryoverTorontoback lation final of the Naismith Tduma- while the Warriors hit 24-62 (39 per here at the PAC. cent). Urosevic led all scorers with 31 Victoria showed the form of a points on 12-of-16 two-point shoot- nationally ranked team, placing five ing. 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Manitoba Bisons (2) Lakehead ------Waterloo 6 1 5 11 17 2 RMC 12 0 12 0 23 126 0 3. Calgary Dinosaurs (3) McMaster ------Laurier 6 1 5 5 17 2 East Division GPWLT F APts 4. Winnipeg Wesmen (4) East Division GP W L F A ks East Division MP MW MLGW GL TP Toron to 10 8 2 0 54 32 16 5. YORK YEOMEN (8) Laurentian 2 2 0 130 94 4 York 4 4 0 12 1 8 Ottawa 10 7 3 0 43 30 14 6. Saskatchewan Huskies (6) Ryerson 1 1 0 53 43 2 Toronto 4 3 1 11 4 6 York 8 5 3 0 51 37 10 7. MCMASTER MARAUDERS (5) Carleton 1 0 1 43 53 0 Carleton 5 3 2 10 9 6 Concordia 10 4 4 2 37 37 10 8. Alberta Golden Bears (IO) Queen’s 1 0 15565 0 Ottawa 5 2 3 8 10 4 UQTR 9 3 3 3 45 39 9 9. UK Thunderbirds (7) York 1 0 1 39 65 0 Queen’s 5 2 3 7 12 4 McGill 10 4 5 1 37 35 9 10. 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Blue Rodeo Missing Wiseman’s Gold

Blue Rodeo They found time for “Lost Together’ Stages, Kitchener and their current hit “After the December 17,1992 Rain” The smaller role played by key- by Peter Brown boards made way for the twangy lmpfint staff grit of Deschamps, who seemed right at home in the midst of mate- I gazed longingly at the televi- rial from Outskirts, Diamond Mine, The above blank space re- sion set, envying Lance Chilton’s and easily the weakest of their four ects January’s exciting forth- prime spot at the recent Blue Rodeo LPs, Casino. The only criticism of aming cancer t calendar. homecoming concert at the Phoenix thisapproachisthatduringthemore January 1993. If you’re not Club in Toronto. I’ve never been energetic of their songs, “Outskirts” one for Electric Circus, but I would i a lineup somewhere on cam- or “You’re Everywhere” for exam- us, chances are you’re shame- have given my Dot Martens for a ple, the pedal steel was completely ssly pleading with a prof to get chance to travel along the TV cable, lost in the volume. And, again, Bob- Ito a course. Let’s face it, you past surprised Rogers employees, by’s replacement couldn’t pick up ave little to look forward to. through the ether, and all the way to the slack. Infortunately, some would say Sherboume Street to join the City They closed with their obliga- lat the same could be said for TV crew at the erstwhile Diamond, tory renditions of “Diamond Mine“ le forthcoming concert calen- site of so many shit-kicking Blue and “Try” to complete a solid, if not ar both on campus and in To- Rodeo concerts of days gone by. outstanding, performance. Into. You decide, but it looks Well, I had one consolation as I Stages afforded a refreshing ke I’ll be getting a lot of school vicariously rocked. I had witnessed change from on-campus pubs, es- rork done this month* the next best thing to the Horseshoe pecially Federation Hall, almost Tonight, reggae/ska /rock/ or the Phoenix: Stages, in down- rambo/classical/country/ without exception, everyone was at ruzak/new-age/techno/ town Kitchener. Just about three the show to see Blue Rodeo, not h ardcore/celtic/ band One weeks ago, Keelor, Cuddy, and com- necessarily to pass the time or be 55roove into de Bombshelta for a pany rode into our fair sister city to seen. rt ?cord release partay. Irie. play in one of the most interesting Of course, if any members of Next Friday afternoon has live venues in Waterloo Region. they would sound live without rial, certainly not a desirable op- the audience were in doubt as to Di etroit’s kooky kountry kings, Greg and Jim were joined by Bobby Wiseman flailing away on tion. thisclub’s long distance from Queen G oober and the Peas steal the the ever-looming Bazil Donovan on the Hammond. The band answered With their latest LP Lost To- St., the intermittent smoke and la- CC weted Mike Something slot at guitar and newcomers Glenn quickly by playing Ou #skirts’ “Flea t- gethu enjoying chart success, Blue ser show put their labouring minds 12 !:30. Windsor’s The Tea Party Milchem and Kim Des&s on ing” as only the third song of the set. Rodeodidn’tflogit,buttorethrough at ease. A smaller roadhouse may CC lmmand theeveningbeginning drums and pedal steel guitar re- Their replacement keyboardist was a set that would please fans young havebeen more appropriate for Blue at eight. spectively. no Bob, but the only way to avoid and old alike, with “Rose Coloured Rodeo’s country rock, but the scope Look to the 22nd for Signal H ill’s matinee. If that’s not good Cynical old coots such as my- comparisons would be to not play Glasses (Day After Day),” “Where of their success makesstages a great any of their older, and better, mate- Are You Now?,” and “How ting.” er kough, take the afternoon off self were quick to question how compromise. ar Id show up that evening to see W hat Crash Vegas have been up 1 since their debut album 19 zars ago. No, No, Shakespeare YOUR Butt Spirit of the West return to impus for an MTV-type rip-off g titled “Unplugged” at the :eaded Humanities Theatre. Lowest of the Low out under the hoop. SClunds like an excuse to jack up Commercial Tavern The second set was totally different th .e price of admission, don’t you December 18,1992 from the first as almost all the songs tll ink? No dancing, sneezing were unreleased, but they were still itr :hing, or jeans allowed. By Frank Seglenieks well received. As the band is set to In the works, UW’s ho hum imprint staff release an album early this year I g future hopes to see Seattle’s would hope that a lot of these songs reen Apple Quick Step, Van- This past year, I had the pleasure of would be on it as most of them buver’s The Smalls, Thomas seeing Lowest of the Low twice as sounded really good. Their sound rio and the Red Albino (sup- xting their excellent new al- an opening act. This as well as lis- is really catchy and easily accessi- lm), and wait for it. . . The tening to their fine debut recording ble, so I am sure by this time next orthem Pikes. “They’re not Shakespeare My Butt, made me ea- year they will have been picked up titty, they just look that way”. gerly anticipate seeing them in a by some record company. Please, give me a moment full show. Just before Christmas my The event which set this show above to 1catch my breath . . . wish came true as 1 was finally able most of the others from last year OK, as if that wasn’t excit- to see this fine Toronto band as the was during the second encore when in g enough, let’s look to the big headliner when they played the they played a long version of St1 ar in the East, to see what To- Commercial Tavern in beautiful Camper Van Beethoven’s “Take the x-0Into’s fair city has to offer po- downtown Maryhill. Skinheads Bowling” which they te ntial concert goers. Nothing. I still don’t know how the Commer- interspersed with “Bankrobber” by w rell OK, the Spin Doctors per- Irm at the Phoenix on the 12th cial can consistently get these fine the Clash (OK originally done by fo some reggae act I think) and “Ghost ar ld Ned’s Atomic Dustbin are up and coming acts to play, a lot of in at the Concert Hall on the times to less people than can fit in of Smile” by the rogues. This was 25 ;th, Fun, fun, too much fun. my car, and still stay in business. The band had just come off of a which the crowd just ate up, when just a great way to end the show “**JUST IN*“” There are also these two guys whom break of about 2 weeks, despite this they announced the title of the next which must have had the band on Perhaps things aren’t so are always on one end of the bar lead singer XIX XIX was still fight- song it was always one the crowd stage for close to 2 hours, not bad for bl eak for our dull futures after who have probably seen the widest ing laryngitis, however his voice was waiting to hear. The dance floor $5. al 1. Remember H& toW&? Well, selection of alternative bands df was able to break through the ca tchy was packed, energetic and danger- fr om February 16th to the 21st, anybody in the country. If you have guitar oriented rock and roll com- ous, the danger coming from a ceil- Look for the band to play in M [assey Hall plays host to both never been it is a great place to see ing from the rest of the band. For a ing fan which was left on and one this area sometime this term (and in S1tephanie Powers and Robert relatively new band they certainly enthusiastic concert goer who Toronto a lot), as well, their secmd u Tagper in Love Letters, a play a concert. iat chronicles the lifelong rela- Well this night the Commercial was have a lot of stage experience, dur- thought jumping up and putting album will probably propel them th ing the cancer t they said they played your hands over your head was a off of Queen Street and make Low- tir mship of a man and woman, almost at capacity with a dance floor SCjlely through correspondence full of people who were ready to 150 dates that year. good idea. Luckily some more so- est of the Low the next really big b? 7 mail. Max and Freeway will have good time, I guess that post- The first set consisted mostly of ber patrons saw this coming and thing coming from Canada since Dt be in attendance+ exam euphoria was kicking in. material from their only release did some good defensive blocking the last really big thing. Imprint Arts Friday, January 8,1993 23 Jumpin’ Jesus, an $8.50 leap of faith!

Leap of Faith shouldn’t cross. But whereas The TV at the wheel.) Jack flaunts his Directed by Richard Pearce Long Walk Home was superb until lack of holiness-this is no three- the final few drippy scenes, a creep- piece suited hypocrite. He virtually ing sentimentalism pervades Lenp pins his flock to the ground and of Faith so persistently that, even screams in their ears that he’s a though the ending is theoretically sham; they believe in him anyway. As the tour bus for Jonas right, the tone is so let’s-make-a- I’m glad this movie ventured be- Nightengale and the Angels of heartwarmer that the movie ends yond parody of evangelical shysters, Mercy pulls into a small Kansas up being guilty of exactly the kind but when it goes soft on Jack, it does town, we hear a reggae version of of pandering it is supposed to be this intriguing, dark character a dis- “Sit Down You’re Rockin’ the Boat” criticizing. service. If Cercone had followed from Guys and Dolls. It’s a perfect through, we would never have been opening for Leap of Faith. Jonas Most of the humour and power allowed to get all maudlin over Nightengale, alias Jack Newton, of LRap OfFaith lies in Jack’s shame- Jack’s sorrowful childhood. The real (alias the tremendously agile Steve lessness. (And its contagiousness: Jack would have flicked tragedy off Martin), is a high-roller who gam- Meatloaf, as the bus driver, watches his lapel. bles on P.T. Barnum’s hunch that a sucker greets the world every minute. The members of his “Miracle and Wonder” road show are along for the ride, and it’s better than Photo Developing being a roadie. Jack takes them WITH THIS COUPON Colour Print Film kxcludina Stretch 35. wherever the money flows green. ability to combine this with tight, role that captures her off-beat, savvy Oneof his shirts is emblazoned with closed-in acting. One of the best presence. If she had been in Medi- marijuana leaves; hedrinks, swears, moments in the film is when it looks cine Man instead of her lookalike Limit I coupon per envelope. Not to be used in canjutiction with any Lorraine Bracco, for instance, even other special. ‘Coupon must accompgov env&qx/ordet for chases women; his system for fleec- as if Jack has been beaten;Jane pulis validity. him off-stage and he stares at her thatfilmmighthavebeenredeemed. Offer Valid: Jan. 21/93 ing the public involves complex * 1 Hour Service may not be available due to demand technology and networking; and he silently, as if blaming her-what he’s However, even Winger and R mI---~-=--I-~II1I~IDmI-mI ’n is an inveterate bullshitter. He can’t really doing is inventing how to Martin at their finest can’t save this Pick up your preferred cus- stop pushing the edges. “Manipu- salvage the situation. movie from becoming insulting. trrmar 41 dan+ Aiarnbmrht lators are sneaky,” Jack avers. “I’m Jane casually drops by Jack’s You can’t miss the upcoming mira- LPI I IVI 3bUUFTI lb UIYVVUI lb obvious.” The crew keeps making hotel room and flops on his bed; cle, since the script is full of mark- d to receive 20% ofl bets he’ll fall on his face, but he’s they walk along with their arms ers: “Real miracle in 15 minues!“, bold, he’s brilliant, and whenever around each other. Meanwhile, he “Act of God, next left.” The miracle his religious revival troupe pitches has the hots for a disdainful wait- scene is endless, as is much of the their tent, they make $3500 net. ress (Loli ta Davidovich) and Jane is last third of the movie. We’ve got a “Time to give some empty lives boinking the stalwart sheriff (Liam crippled boy (Lukas Haas) on our a little meaning,” he declares before Neeson). At the core of Leap ofFaith hands, and not only that, but he- going on-stage, donning a jacket is an unspoken, unconsummated are you ready?--reminds Jack of that reflects light like a disco ball. love between Jack and Jane, and himself as a child. This isn’t an ex- Ilazd 2 q 65 University Ave., E.. WATERLOO 1 ’ 1 I I Jane, his assistant (Debra Winger), despite what happens to the rest of amination of faith. This is a screen- accesses information on the audi- the movie, the integrity of this dy- play that goes clunk. ence by computer, then feeds it to namic is maintained. It is handled Pearcehas found himself a wor- him in the middle of his act. The more intelligently than a score of thy, complex subject, and this could gimmickry is elaborate, ranging 0therTVorfilmeffurts;screenwriter have been an extraordinary film. from a truck-load of crutches to a Janus Cercone and director Richard He can’t sustain his good judge- Stack of $20 bills. After seeing this Pearce are at their deftest dealing ment, though. This director can movie, never again will you be at a with this relationship. Jack can’t tell never quite discern the line he loss to defiie your skepticism about Jane he misses her--only that she’s evangelists. shirkingherjobdaties. Janeisskilled Martin is marvellous. He’s and has a highly developed mascu- playing a real person, not a parody, line side-she pays for it (like Holly so his Jonas persona is only an exag- Hunter’s producer in Broadcast gerated riff on the uninhibited ges- News), with loneliness and resent- tures of preachers displaying their ment at being “one of the guys.” READIN’ RXDIN’ possession by the Holy Spirit. He It’s lovely to see the most tell- has a rare physical breeziness in ing little gestures in long shot, and these scenes, and even rarer, the it’s lovely to see Winger again, in a & RITHIIJATIC!

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fallen between the cracks of public sacrifice. The best of their most re- nipulated psychotic wail, and same fashion as their startling de- attention. In what might now be cent offerings, the 3D’s and the Fripp’s guitar solo is copied gently but of 1991, Melt, which despite regarded as the ‘First Wave” of kiwi- Straitjacket Fits, might now be con- while still conveying the original’s being enthusias tically received by a pop, critical darlings the Chills, the sidered the spearhead of NZ’s “Sec- under- small coterie of like-minded critics, Verlaines, the Clean, and the Bats ond Wave”. I wallowed in an obscu- all produced albums of gorgeous The 3D’s released their .debut depth and appeal which never album HelZmpoppinthis past year. sion, still finds both seemed to find a sizable enough to a chorus of effusive praise, in niche or audience. particular from Option, Q, and Spin ,.,.&ii magazines, and a ringing endorse- Straitj &kct Fits The best of those early bands ment by Nit Dalton, (he of Done 2.3 usually recorded for the Flying Nun Lemonheads bass fame). Unfortu- Flying Nun Records nately, it’s been totally unavailable ‘I label, an ambitious enterprise I widely recognized as one of the in southern Ontario, so until it’s world’s truly great independent release here we’re left with the record companies. Most of the granduer of it’s lead single above-mentioned have since de- uurer space, as rntectrous ana parted their legendary stable to sign bouncy a song I’ve heard in more prodigious deals in the States a long while. doubtedly, the 3D’s and port the whole Flying Nun cata- by Dave Fisher Nellmpoppin will be well worth logue cries out for. Quite simply, Imprint staff and Britain, but that doesn’t seem to have slowed down any of the label’s seeking out. the four-song EP all but confirms creative output. favourab The New Zealand music scene liken the has been gorged the past decade It’s thus a tremendous testa- ment to Flying Nun’s instinct and 3D’s to a with an odd assortment of brilliant conflu- With hooks that entice rather bands which, for one marketable wealth of talent that they continue to thrive without a wisp of artistic ence of the reason or another, have forever Pixies and Sonic Youth (which in itself absorbtion Their songs feature the VILLAGE DON sounds like *’ ’ . sort of pipedream), and “O;ter Space” will doubtlessly re- APPLICATION mind listeners of the former. The song packs a three-minute wallop distmc t. Like the%%, one can of energy, melody, and iive-off-the- and definitely worth only hope that the highly an- floor sheer exuberance. the wait. Although they’re mostly ticipated new Straitjacket Fits al- January 31,1993 The flip side is a cover of Brian considered a new band, principal bum will covet more than just the Eno’s masterpiece “Baby’s On Fire”. songwriter and virtuoso guitarist usual slate of artistic kudos. It’s high Remaining reasonably faithful to Shayne Carter has been a mainstay time one of music’s most exciting - Students who wish to apply for the the original, docile female vocals in the NZ scene for years. - and lasting - scenes is rewarded position of Don in the Student Villages replace Eno’s electronically ma- Their latest is very much in the with the stipend it deserves. for the academic year 1993\94 should obtain an application form at the Hous- ing Office, and must submit it to the Warden of Residences, Housing Of- fice, Village 1, prior to the END OF JANUARY, 1993. by Duve Fisher hnprht stuff Applications received after January Given their recruitment of hip 31, 1993 cannot be considered for recording engineer Kramer (Galaxie 500, Bongwater, King Missile) and appointment. portrait-photographer Michael Lavine (Sonic Youth, Matthew Sweet), the Urge Overkill look as though they think they’re ‘poised for the big time. At the very least their record company seems pre- pared for some kind of break- through since they’ve released the hitherto-unknown New Jersey power-trio’s latest effort, the SW2 EP, on no-less than four formats (7”, lo”, 12” marble vinyl, and CD). Whether this marketing ploy will allow UO to transcend their indie scene remains to be seen. (Tn- deed, hot Chicago producer Steve Albini, who had recorded most of Rock and Bowl takes place on Saturday nights their prior work, recently told NOW from 10 p.m. to 12 midnight. IncludesClassic that he refused to get involved with Crash Test Dummies - that compel more than just the slightest resem- the six-song Stull since “they’ve one to run for their nearest firearm. blance to Bo wie-esque glam . They’re Rock Music, low lighting, weekly prizes, etc turned into the most offensive sort The EP’s title-track, “Stull”, on the rarely “Urgent mand would be hard $2500 gets you a lane for up to 8 people for of hype monsters”.) Nevertheless, other hand, is supposedly an origi- pressed to “Kill” so much as a hype generates it’s own interest, nal but you’d be easily forgiven for budgie. But-what the hell, they’ve two hours of great fun!! and the fact I bought the thing dis- thinking otherwise. It’s early-sev- got a groovy name, some fancy vi- Open to persons 19 years of age and over. concertingly proves as much. enties, laid-back, FM-ness is almost nyl, and a cool album cover. The Licensed under the L.L.B.O. The EP’s opening track, a embarrassing in it’s apparent allu- songs aren’t uniformly bad - on *‘limited lanes available - phone for reservations* tongue-in-cheek offering of Neil sions. Nevertheless, with it’s sweet occasion some of it even passes for Diamond’s “Girl, You’ll Be A melody and harmonic bass, it’s the exciting - it’s just that one can’t Woman Soon”, serves leery notice best thing on the disc and probably help but think of UO as anything WATERLOOBOWLING LANES that the Overkillers, while capable what’s got the exec’s greasing their more than America’s answer to the of peeling off catchy and hummable palms. Manic Street Preachers. Seldom, if 14 Princess Street, W., WATERLOO 888-2900 \ 8862370 Much of the rest of the disc, ever, does one find that very inspir- (behind Huether Hotel) - snack bar - free parking tunes, also possess the same kind of smarmy subtext - shades of the particularly “The Barclords”, bares ing. Imprint Arts Frihy, 3anuaxy 8, 1993 25

brings. Actually, Cathedral has so difficult to distinguish between more in common with the look and vocalists now that some bands sound of Soundgarden than semi- proudly claim their singer uses no nal death metal bands like Slayer sound effects! As for Cathedral’s and Cancer. Lee Dorrian, his vocals are right out Soul Sacrifice, a 4 song Ep runs of Hollywood’s preconceived no- through the standard topics: death, tion of demon possession with no death, and of course more death. indication if his vocals are proc- Lyrically, Cathedral takes its writ- essed. by Phil Robinson ing cues from the same tortured I have to laugh when so called lmpfint staff gothic sources every other death underground bands fully embrace metal band gets their lyrics. My bet mainstream ideas of demonic pos- is they came across some William session. Personally, I’m ripe for a If, as the pundits say, death Blake just before dropping out of death metal band featuring the vo- metal is the next big thing, then school in the ninth grade. cal range and ability of say Julie JANUARY SPECIALS Cathedral is poised to reap the mon- Vocals are another sore Andrews. Despite my reservations, etary benefits of the major labels spot.Clearly, The Exorcist is the most the title track does rock out, even Garlic Bread - $1.29 desire to find the next Nirvana. important cultural reference to with the hilarious lyrics. The rest, January 1 to January 10 Aesthetically, Cathedral falls be- young white males. Why else would however, passes away quietly with tween the grindcore and speedcore they pay homage to Linda Blair’s little fury or bone crushing noise Multi-Grain Bread - .99 sub-genres, with the requisite devil-possessed body every time that often makes death metal occa- January 11 to January 17 blandness that homogenation they open their mouths. It’s become sionally interesting. Pizza Shells - $1.99 keting release of their latest full- came up with the name Alice In January 18 - January 24 length album Dirt. It might possibly Chains after joking about dressing best be described as a gritty and up in drag and performing metal on Crusty Bread - .79 often chilling LP which still man- stage. Dirt is perhaps a confession January 25 - January 31 ages to captivate the listener with for Staley who is at the tail-end of dreary yet thought-provoking lyr- rehabilitation from a heroin addic- its and trancing melodies. Just 16 tion. Songs like “Junkhead,” “Sick Weber Street, N. WATERLOO 4 days after its release, Dirt went gold Man,” and the title track all have a in Canada and in the United States. common theme of personal prob- Open 7 days a week 884-1460 A he-album hype was created lems and how drugs seemed to be just two months earlier with the the only solution but were not. by Rich Nichol release of the video for the single Musically, Dirtis one of the imprint metul guru “Would?” AIC displayed unprec- most challenging offerings of 1992. edented creativity on film with the In recent years, the city of video support to-the inaugural LP Starr, and d&nmer Sean Kinney Seattle has become the assem- all contribute a fair bly line factory for the new era share of the writing. of metal bands leaning toward The success of the an alternative approach. One collaboration is of the first bands to emerge proven on the emo- from this geographic dynasty tional “Rain When I was the foursome Alice In Die“, and the al- Chains. bum’s first single Their debut effort FaceZiJt “Them Bones.” from 1990 reached sales of over Cantrell’s axework 800,000 copies worldwide, really shines on “An- paving the way for such fu- gry Chair,” “Hate To ture Seattle phenomenons as Feel,“ and “Rain Mother Love Bone, When I Die.” The la t- Soundgarden, and Pearl Jam. ter is arguably the Touring with everyone from best trackon thedisc. Slayer, Megadeth, and An- The 13th and un- thrax on the Clash of the Ti- listed track “Iron tans Tour and most recently Man” is a short sam- with Ozzy Osbourne on his ple featuring Tom farewell No More Tours Tour, Araya of Slayer. Alice In Chains began to enjoy Even though a cult following of sorts. Dirt is generally de- Early in 1992, Alice In Chains Facelift and were deservingly nomi- pressing and cold, it is unique in its issued the EP Sap to keep the faith- na ted for an MTV Award, an Ameri- serious approach to today’s prob- ful happy, and just before Decem- can Music Award, and a Crammy. lems and has a new charismatic ber started the full blow-out mar- Lead vocalist Layne Staley sound.

” I ‘. ._’ ‘Julian Cope an& : 1 but I don’t know that much about fuck I’ll be dead. Julian Cope. See the the thing that’s the same I won’t even start with the rela- about you and me is that we’ll both tionship crap because I’m sure I’d have lived pretty pointless lives and blow my fucking head off before I died without much impact on any- even finished the paragraph. one or anything. The difference is I could just turn to some reli- that you’ll keep lying to yourself gion, but, well... It’s not that I’m not and pretend that you’ll be a famous good at lying to myself, but I just author or be in a really cool band. couldn’t stand all the bloody rules. Maybe you think you’ve accepted 4 This album reminds me of the your pointless existence such as it firstbandMomuswasinTheHappy is, and in living for the moment, at Family. least you can say you enjoyed your- by Sundy Atwul Why do I even bother to tell self in the now. Of course this pite- Imprint staff you this kind of stuff? ous attempt at self-deception is just TheEnvironm WUStore Even my perfect life is pretty a temporary diversion which only “A new concept in environmental shpping ” I don’t know why I bother. Re- shallow. I mean fame and power makes things worse. There’s noth- Choose from a wide selection would be pretty cool, but I’d never ing you can do to make it all better, viewing records, going to school, l natural fiber clothing reading, breathing, it’s all the same know if people really liked me or it’s out of your hands. my money, I mean fame is only l natural dk organically grown useless waste of time. My life is l recycled paper products slowly spiralling down into a pit of good if it lasts, and what do I care if I love this one song on here - l greeting cards self-created disappointments that I I’m going to be popular in 100 years, “Beautiful Love”. know will never end. Even worse, I l stationery know there’s nothing I can do about l school supplies it. Losing all control of my future, I l giftware fall into each day with the same l books and magazines tired sense of bewilderment that Don’t throw out your plastic: containers and fine paper - stops me from doing something - DANCERS, GO GOS, FLY GIRLS, bring them all to GREENBACKS and receive cash equiva- anything. 1’11 die someday, I sup- FLY GUYS lent coupons for purchases of in-store merchandise. pose I could take some comfort in that, but that’s years - fuck prob- HIGH NRG DANCERS + PART;TIME + ably decades - into the future. FLEXIBLE HOURS ON .WEEKENDS l 50 Westmount Rbad, N. I will never have money. I know Waterloo, Ontario that. I’11 always be broke, strug- OUTFITS PROVIDED. gling to pay for what I like to call N2L 2R5 my “life” with odds and ends I’ve scrounged toge then Complaining (519) 725-0293 about my lifgdoesn’t really help, Imprint 26 Friday, January 8, I993 Arts Gymnastic Coaches Is~belle wartts to know, Gymnasticsbackground with excellent What’s a Real Man Anyway? communicationsskills and the abilityto

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