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Tuesday, March 1, 1994 • Vol. XXVI No. 100 THE INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER SERVING NOTRE DAME AND SAINT MARY'S Student senate, class election headed for runoff Roemer will By KATIE MURPHY over three percent of the votes News Writer cast. run for As a result of yesterday's The following elections will elections for class offices and not go to a runoff. Student Senate positions, two third term sophomore class office and off­ In the junior class election, By JOHN LUCAS campus co-president tickets George Fischer of Fisher, Matt will participate in a runoff this Schindler of Morrissey, Missy Associate News Editor Wednesday. Deckard of Pasquerilla West, and Dominic Amorosa of Zahm Stressing initiatives toward In the sophomore class elec­ helping children and improving tions, John Kmetz of Fisher, won over 53 percent of the electorate with 522 votes. the structure of the family, Brian Klausner of Planner, An­ Democratic drea Smith of Siegfried, and Finishing with nearly 4 7 per­ congressman Deborah Hellmuth of ·Pas­ and Notre querilla East captured 336 cent, the ticket of John Giovacco of Planner, Jason Dame alum­ votes, over 30 percent of the nus Tim 1112 votes cast. They will run Laurie of Cavanaugh, Melanie Sissel of Pangborn, and Nicole Roemer tomorrow against Bob Ryan of recently Morrissey, Janine Van Lancker Bohn of Siegfried received 446 votes. announced of Siegfried, Katie Flynn of his candidacy Farley, and Pat Abell of Morris­ • Kmetz 30.22% l.illillf1ilTI Poll ac k 7 .46°' 10 Running unopposed for senior for re-election Tim Roemer sey. The Ryan ticket won 312 to the House votes, approximately 28 per­ II Ahuja 18.97% 0 Ryan 28.06% class office, Joe Bergan of Dillon, Colleen Campbell of Far­ of Representatives. cent of the votes. • Carlstrom "My highest policy priority as 15.29% ley, Pat Grogan of Grace, and Jane Daly of Lyons won 543 a member of Congress is in­ Finishing with nearly 19 per­ vesting in America's youngest cent of the sophomore class of­ OFF-CAMPUS CO-PRESIDENTS votBs, or over 77 percent of the electorate. generation, because helping fice votes, the ticket of Ranika our youngest generation reach Ahuja of Badin, Ted Mahan of their potential will mean a bet­ In the race for South Quad Sorin, Jillian Pagliocca of Knott, ter America for every genera­ and Mike Burgdorf of Stanford senator, Brian Foley of Fisher received 380 votes, or over 52 tion," he said in announcing his won 211 votes. Nicole Carl­ candidacy on February 17. percent of the votes cast. Brian strom and Lisa Lienhard of After establishing a task McCarthy of Alumni won just Walsh, and Ryan Furmick and force on education during his over 4 7 percent Qf the elec­ Eric Strong of Grace captured current term, Roemer plans on torate with 342 votes. over 15 percent of the elec­ continuing working for the bet­ torate with 170 votes. The tick­ Walsh freshman Amy Jagodzinski ran unopposed for terment of children, with a spe­ et of Cavanaugh residents Matt cial focus on keeping children Pollack, Jeremy Murtaugh, God Quad Senator. She re­ ceived 290 votes, or over 84 in school. Jerry Spartz, and Marni Ryan "Look closely at most of those percent of the electorate. of Pangborn won almost 7 and Americans bringing violence to a half percent of the electorate, our schools and streets and you or 83 votes. 0 Neidlinger 27.57% II Donius 15.89% In the North Quad senate election, Zahm junior Sean Sul­ will find children who are dropouts," he said . The seven-ticket race for off­ • Clay 16.36% I] O'Driscoll 13.79% livan won over 77 percent of the electorate with 495 votes. Maintaining the structure of campus co-presidents was ex­ Anderson 16.12% [] Nation 7.01% the family and continuing to in­ tremely close this year, accord­ II Farley freshman Shannon Lennard received 142 votes, or crease education is one of the ing to Andrew Alfers, judicial ISJ Kickham 3.27% most important ways to curb approximately 22 percent. coordinator. crime and violence, he said. "I focus on children . . Sara Skalicky, a Knott junior, "If the results differ by ten because I ran for Congress captured 530 votes and over 65 votes or less, we have to re­ 16.36 percent of the electorate. Parry captured almost 14 per­ three years ago to be a part of count the votes," said Alfers. Close behind were Dana An­ cent of the electorate with 59 percent of the electorate in the shaping our nation's future," Nikole Reidlinger and Matt derson and Brian Deeley, who votes. Finishing with 30 votes, Mod Quad senator election. he said. "Tomorrow, when Reh won over 27 percent of the received 69 votes and 16.12 or about 7 percent of the elec­ Freshman Tom Mattzie re­ hundreds of American young­ ceived nearly 35 percent of the electorate with 118 votes. To­ percent of the votes. Molly Do­ torate, was the ticket of Thad sters will commit violent morrow they will run against nius and Michael McEvilly won Nation and Steven Sostak. electorate with 284 votes. crimes, is the future." Chad Clay and Brian Harron, 68 votes, or 15.89 percent. Brian Kickham and Jordan The newly elected tickets will take office on April 1. who captured 70 votes, or Timothy O'Driscoll and Patrick Maggio received 14 votes, just see ROEMER I page 4 Professors look for alternatives during teachers' strike

By ELIZABETH REGAN Hachen Associate Professor of the school system may not be said. "It is detrimental because Saint Mary's News Editor Sociology at Notre Dame. the best solution. they are destroying the school Joel Cooper, the Assistant corporation in order to save it." Both Notre Dame and Saint Director of Enterprisewide "We must recognize that pub­ If the strike continues, many Mary's professors are taking a Services Development at Notre lic education is a community parents may turn to private stand in the community by Dame, originally decided to service beyond education," he schools in the area. keeping their send his third grader to said. "Some working parents do children at Jefferson Elementary school if not have a choice and have to "Eventually parents will be home since there was a substitute teacher send their children." looking for alternatives that will the South and things looked reasonable. lead to a school system that is B e n d Many professors have been poorer in spirit, poorer in stu­ Teachers' • Upon arriving at Jefferson on teaching their children lessons dents, and poorer in money," Strike began Thursday morning and being at home. Cooper continued. "They are last Thursday. the only adult in sight, Cooper risking the future of the com­ decided to keep his child at "We have structured activities munity." "We support home. such as spelling , reading and the teachers Professor "There was no way that math exercises for our first and Cooper faults the National and don't feel . 'quality education' was going third graders," said David Education Association and ad­ as if we'd be David Hachen on there," he said. "Luckily the Beston, Director of Hesburgh ministration's hostility for the satisfied with the education kids were doing what they nor­ Program of Public Service and strike. going on in the classrooms right mally did on autopilot." Associate Professor in the now," said Saint Mary's Economics Department. "Our "It is up to the people in bar­ Sociology lecturer Henry Borne. Attendance was about 42 per­ sixth grader is keeping himself gaining positions to act like As educators, they seem to cent of normal enrollment on busy." adults and hammer it out," relate closely and support fully Monday and has decreased Cooper said. the South Bend teachers' de­ from 57 percent when the Not only are the children the "There also needs to be pres­ mands. strike began on Thursday. losers in this situation, but the sure from the community "Kids are huddled around community is as well, according because the bottom line is that "Movement by the School watching movies," Borne said, to Cooper. the community is not being Corporation is needed to realize "it's just not worth it." served and the administrators that teachers are worth their Despite the significant de­ "The strike has a negative are playing fast and loose with weight in gold," said David crease in attendance, closing impact on the community," he ·our future." page 2 The Observer • INSIDE Tuesday, March 1, 1994 INSIDE COLUMN WORLD AT A GLANCE

Lebanon buries church bombing victims Algerian police officers hijack jet, surrender Students hurt JOUNIEH, Lebanon MADRID Anguished relatives flung themselves on coffins Monday Three Algerian policemen hijacked a domestic flight at a funeral for nine Maronite Catholics that was held at with 131 people aboard Monday and forced it to land in the church where the victims died in a bomb explosion. southern Spain. They surrendered hours later, but were most by strike Thousands of mourners gathered in and outside the denied political asylum. It wasn't clear whether the Notre Dame de la Delivrance, which had been cleared of hijackers were fleeing political violence in Algeria, where Generally when one------­ debris and blood stains overnight. The dead included a 4- Muslim radicals have targeted soldiers, police, intellectu­ thinks of the word "strike" year-old girl. The bomb exploded during Mass. Across als and foreigners in a two-year campaign against the they think of two parties: the country, Muslims joined Christians in a government­ army-backed regime. The Air Algerie plane was en route the workers and the sanctioned shutdown to show their solidarity against a from Oran, in western Algeria, to Annaba, near the employer(s). In the case of rekindling of the 1975-1990 civil war. Government Tunisian border, when the three forced the crew to divert the South Bend offices, schools, businesses, restaurants and recreation the jet across the Mediterranean to the southern Spanish Community School centers closed in Christian and Muslim areas. The attack town of Alicante, authorities said. The Boeing 727, carry­ Corporation's teachers' was a setback for Prime Minister Rafik Hariri's efforts to ing 124 passengers and seven crew members, landed strike, however, there is a rid Lebanon of the terrorist image it acquired during the without seeking permission from air traffic controllers, third party to be consid­ civil war, when assassinations, hijackings, kidnappings and paramilitary Civil Guards surrounded it, authorities ered. Mary Good and suicide bombings occurred regularly.There was no said. The hijackers released eight women, two men and In addition to the Accent Editor claim of responsibility for the church bombing in the two children unharmed, then surrendered several hours teachers who have left Zouq Mikael neighborhood of Jounieh, 12 miles north of later. There were no reported injuries during the hijack­ their classrooms until Beirut. Media reports said up to six people were being ing. The hijackers carried handguns throughout the five­ their demand for a three percent pay raise has interrogated. The bombing also wounded 60 people. But hour ordeal that was prolonged by language problems been met by the superintendent of schools, the casualties could have been far worse: a larger bomb between Spanish negotiators and the Arabic- and Virginia Calvin, and her school board. a third was found inside the church's organ and defused. French-speaking hijackers, said Alfonso Calve, civil gov­ party is waiting in limbo -the students. President Elias Hrawi and dozens of other dignitaries ernor of the Alicante region. Calve said the three police­ South Bend school teachers are reliving the attended the funeral. The altar was hastily repaired, but men would remain in custody pending an investigation late sixties, the local media is enjoying some walls still bore shrapnel scars and a small crater in the and would not be granted the political asylum they had heated controversy and Notre Dame and Saint floor was covered by a piece of plywood. requested. Mary's students are making a quick buck "scabbing," but what's the message of all these Russia expels U.S. diplomat Cardinal dropped from sex abuse lawsuit actions to the students? Students learn in health class that the effects MOSCOW CINCINNATI of marijuana on the body are hardly different Russia expelled a senior U.S. diplomat A man who accused Cardinal Joseph Bernardin of sex­ than the effects of alcohol, but they learn that Monday to retaliate for Washington's ually abusing him in the 1970s dropped his lawsuit marijuana is the worse vice because it is illegal. expulsion of a Russian intelligence offi­ against the Roman Catholic prelate Monday, saying his Some of the same teachers who have warned cer - a tit-for-tat action reminiscent of memory was unreliable. Steven Cook, 34, filed a $10 mil­ students against breaking drug laws are now the Cold War. Among his own spies, lion lawsuit Nov. 12 in Cincinnati claiming that Bernardin breaking laws themselves. Striking is illegal. President Boris Yeltsin did some house­ and the Father Ellis Harsham of Beavercreek sexually Now don't get me wrong. There is a differ­ cleaning, firing the head of Russia's abused him from 197 5 to 1977 when he was a high ence between being against the strike and counterintelligence agency which pro­ school student attending a program at a Cincinnati semi­ against teachers, just as there's a difference vides the Kremlin with reports on the nary. Bernardin, now cardinal of Chicago's 2.3 million­ between marijuana and alcohol. political situation inside the country. member archdiocese, was Cincinnati's archbishop at the I support the demands of South Bend teach­ The abrupt removal of Nikolai Golushko was another sign time. "I harbor no ill feelings toward Steven Cook," ers for a pay increase, an increase in respect of continued disarray in Yeltsin's camp, as well of the Bernardin told a news conference in Chicago. "I have from the school board and a seven-hour school ongoing turmoil in Russia's internal intelligence opera­ compassion for him. I have prayed for him every day, and day, but I do not think their ends justify their tions. But Russia reacted swiftly on the foreign front, I will continue to do so." Cook also accused the Arch­ means. But morality and legality aren't the ordering U.S. Embassy counselor James Morris to leave diocese of Cincinnati and archdiocesan officials, including only issues; these strikers are making are the country within seven days. The action was a current Archbishop Daniel Pilarczyk. of negligence for direct impact on the youth on this community .• reminder that the Cold War legacy of mistrust still clouds allowing the alleged abuse. Only Bernardin was dropped They call themselves educators. efforts to forge a new U.S.-Russian partnership. Russia's from the lawsuit, which is to go to trial May 9. Bernardin, After teachers have gone to great lengths to expulsion of a U.S. diplomat had been expected after Harsham and the other defendants have said repeatedly discourage and prevent truancy, they are skip­ Alexander Lysenko, chief of Russia's intelligence station they did nothing wrong. But on Monday, he asked U.S. ping school themselves. in Washington, was ordered Friday to leave the United District Judge Arthur Spiegel to drop Bernardin as a Most parents spend years stressing the States within seven days. U.S. officials said Lysenko "was defendant, saying in a court filing he was no longer sure importance of perfect, or at least good, atten­ in a position to be responsible" for CIA officer Aldrich if memories that arose during hypnosis "are true and dance. This week, however, some parents have Ames and his wife, Rosario, who were charged last week accurate." to explain to their children why they will not be with spying for Moscow since 1985. going to school; that because the teachers are behaving in a manner that would mean deten­ Airlines cut some cross-country fares by half Another Janet Jackson concert postponed tion for students, kids will not be getting on the bus for a while. NEW YORK DENVER Some parents, who cannot afford day care, Major airlines matched an America West promotion A second Janet Jackson concert was are being forced to send their children into an Monday by cutting some cross-country air fares up to 52 postponed Monday because the singer environment that should be a guaranteed safe percent. The discounts apply only to a dozen America still hasn't recovered from the flu that place but this week it is not. West routes, and other carriers matched the cuts only on forced her to cut short a performance For parents who are giving the schools a routes where they compete. Passengers have until March last week. Jackson was rushed to a Salt chance, their children are crossing the picket 10 to buy tickets, and trips must be completed by June Lake City hospital Saturday night after line only to enter schools where attendence is 15. The sale is one of the biggest since the half-price sale she became ill during a concert. She less than half on the part of both students and of the summer of 1992, which devasted airline finances. was treated in the emergency room for teachers; thus, quality education means Unlik.e that sale, America West's cut comes during a sea­ flulike symptoms and dehydration and movies, games and any kind of busy work that son when fares are usually discounted to some extent released. Concerts scheduled for will kill time until teachers and the administra­ and come from a higher base price. With 14-day advance Sunday night in Salt Lake City and Tuesday night in tion return peacable to the budget table to purchase, Saturday night stay and mid-week travel, the Denver were canceled. Fans were urged to save their come to a peacable resolution. New York-San Francisco round-trip fare is cut to $318 ticket stubs because Jackson planned to reschedule both For striking teachers their crusade is worth from $659. The smallest discount, 29 percent, was concerts, said Jackson's tour manager, Marty Hom. sacrificing $250 to $300 in wages each day and applied to Milwaukee-Phoenix. $348 from $492. America "Jackson ... has been suffering from the flu," he said. being held in contempt of court. For the super­ West also extended an existing 30 percent sale. "She is extremely sorry to disappoint her fans." intendent and school board, sacrificing the rep­ utation and function of their school system will be worth it if they don't have to renegotiate INDIANA Weather NATIONAL Weather teachers' contracts. But what are the children The Accu-Weather® forecast for noon, Tuesday, March 1. worth? They say that this ordeal will ultimate­ ly benefit the students because if working con­ ditions are improved, education will improve. What about the long term effects of the mes­ sages being sent here? It is time teachers and administrators re­ examine who should be top priority - the stu­ dents. Afterall, isn't that why they are in the education business? 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All reproduction rights are reserved. C1994 Accu-Weather, Inc. Dallas .56 46 New York 34 14 Seattle 58 48 Tuesday, March 1, 1994 The Observer • CAMPUS NEWS page 3 Southern Mricans struggle in post-Portuguese period By SUSAN McCABE offered his perspective on eco­ African countries until the mid- After the liberation of the employment, many of the for­ News Writer nomic, political and social de­ 1970s. colonies, one of South Africa's merly oppressed people looking velopments as well as the influ­ The flourishing gold mining main objectives became to sup­ for openings in the government Southern Africa has been in a ence of Western powers in the· industry in South Africa moti­ port the destabilization of these will be disappointed. constant state of change since newly liberated countries of vated Portugal's economic in­ new countries. Until recent Still other difficulties will re­ the fall of the Portuguese colo­ southern Africa at the lecture. terest in the countries of south­ peace agreements, South sult from the lack of quality ed­ nial empire, Victor Evans "The history of Western rela­ ern Africa. Though South Africa's efforts led to devasta­ ucation for blacks in South Machingaidze told an audience tions with southern Africa is Africa itself was not under tion in both Mozambique and Africa and the shortage of land at Saint Mary's Stapelton nothing to be proud about," Portuguese control, the major­ Angola. available for relocating dispos­ Lounge as a part of Black His­ said Machingaidze as he ex­ ity of workers in its gold mines Recently, South Africa has sessed people. tory Month celebrations. plained the colonial relation­ came from the nearby Por­ moved from this policy of desta­ "The ANC is sort of gagged in Machingaidze, a professor at ship which existed between tuguese colonies of Angola and bilization to one advocating many respects," Machingaidze the University of Zimbabwe, Portugal and several southern Mozambique. controlled change. said. By supplying the mines with Machingaidze cited the recog­ Finally, Machingaidze sixty to one-hundred thousand nition of the independence of stressed the influence of foreign migrant workers, Portugal prof­ N ambia and the release of investors in the southern Happy 21st ited greatly. Under the system, political prisoners such as African market. Right now, the the workers only received a Nelson Mandela as examples of ANC "must establish an atmo­ small percentage of their such change. sphere which will be conducive salaries while the remaining Though these recent changes to foreign investment," he said. percentage went to the South have brought the first real Machingaidze feels that in Laura! African Reserve Bank which in peace to the region in decades, order for the ANC to stabilize turn paid the Portuguese gov­ Machingaidze also pointed that the situation in South Africa, ernment in gold. the outcome of these develop­ the international community Will you be able to conquer In 1961 and 1964 wars broke ments have also been fraught must be understanding. out against Portuguese rule in with problems. In his concluding remarks, it after three drinks? Angola and Mozambique. One of the major problems Machingaidze stated that "the Machingaidze explained that concerns the large South greatest benefit of the libera­ Portuguese colonial policy "left African bureaucracy, said tion of southern Africa is the no room for African national­ Machingaidze. Other problems return of peace which means Love, ism." There was "no way to have resulted form the ANC's countries in the area will spend come to terms peacefully," he promise to guarantee positions less on defense." However, he said. In 1975, Angola and for whites for the next five also stressed that "for the peo­ Julie, Ann and Ann Mozambique were finally grant­ years. Though this move is ple of South Africa liberation ed independence following a aimed at giving the present will be minimalist unless the 197 4 military coup in Lisbon. officeholders time to find new ANC can get help from the in­ ~tav It Sore for yo..x oUT\ Sat< e~ Be A Oe.-,.ignated Driver! Wear Your Seat Belt! ~-1 ternational community." •' Machingaidze's lecture was n entitled "Southern Africa Since 0 Guess who's DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE ~ the Fall of the Portuguese Q. Colonial Empire," and was SIGN THE PLEDGE! 20 today? sponsored by the Saint Mary's Office of Multicultural Affairs. (It's not the cat!) "AbsoLOUtely No. l" Sweatshirts Have a good Show the world what you know to be true in your heart! Mavy blue sweatshirts with gold one Dana! "AbsoLOUtely No. 1" emblazoned on the front. Available in Adult XL only. 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Questions? Free Delivery • 271--1177 Call Gayle Spencer at 631-7308. page4 The Observer • NEWS Tuesday, March 1, 1994 Aerial photo to be shot at SM C Resolution warns against By PATfl CARSON where the picture will be taken the Caribbean with a touch of student interference in strike News Writer at 4:10p.m. Many participants Grateful Dead and Steely Dan are needed to make this event a influences, according to a Min­ By ANALISE TAYLOR The resolution pointed out An aerial "150" picture will success, according to Wallace. nesota newspaper. News Writer that Notre Dame students' in­ be taken Tuesday, March 22 at In other business: Performing tunes such as volvement as substitute teach­ 4 p.m. to commemorate Saint •Mango Jam, Minneapolis' "Chaoss in the Kitchen" and A resolution addressing the ers may be seen as taking a "tropidelic" quintet, will per­ "Kind Nectar," these music South Bend teachers strike side, according to Hungeling. RESIDENCE HALL ASSOC. form Wednesday, April 13 makers will bring their "tropi­ which stresses that Notre Mary's sesquicentennial year, from 6-8 p.m. in front of the cal island funk" to Saint Mary's. "The Student Senate calls according to Residence Hall As­ dining hall. This band will per­ •Regina Hall raised $50 in STUDENT SENATE upon the student body to rec­ sociation (RHA) President form original tunes with roots Penny Wars, the residence hall Dame remain neutral through­ ognize the complexity and Tricia Wallace. in funk, reggae, jazz and blues. fundraiser. This amount will out the controversy was pro­ seriousness of the teacher's Students will gather at 3:30 Mango Jam mostly draws be doubled and sent to victims posed by Student Body Presi­ strike, and that substitute p.m. in the LeMans circle, from the sounds of Hawaii and of the Los Angeles earthquake. dent Elect David Hungeling, teaching may directly under­ sparking a heated debate at mine efforts of striking teach­ mer is expecting to run in the Although Roemer has out- last night's meeting. ers," states the resolution. Roemer general election on Nov. 8, lined an agenda in which he r--:----:-::::------::------, where he hopes to be elected hopes to supports bills on continued from page 1 for his third term. health care reform, welfare The 0 b se ~ r.er In addition to being a gradu­ reform and anti-crime initia- .I.. \' 1 Even with a primary election ate of Mishawaka's Penn High tives, as well as education, one coming up on May 8, Roemer School, Roemer has received of his primary goals is to be- is now accentinu annlicationsfor: will not begin to campaign until two graduate degrees from come more responsive to his r 6 r r much closer to the election in Notre Dame in the area of in­ constituency, he said. November, according to Desiree ternational affairs. "I have always believed that Green, Roemer's press secre­ an election can and should be Illustrations Manager tary. As a representative of Indi­ about more than simply who "He's really not focused on ana's 3rd Congressional Dis­ gets the most votes," Roemer the campaign," Green said. trict, Roemer's constituency is said. "For me, this campaign is Applicants for the position should have strong "He's just trying to focus on do­ made up of residents in St. an opportunity to continue an ing his job." Joseph, Elkhart and LaPorte ongoing dialogue with those I managerial skills as well as illustrations or cartooning counties, as well as parts of serve on the issues that con­ experience. Please submit a 1 page personal After the May primary, Roe- Starke and Kosciusko counties. cern them most." statement, a 4 x 6 inch editorial cartoon and one Friends don't let l original illustration to John Lucas by 3 p.m. friends drive drunk. Thursday, March 3. For additional information, contact John at 631-4541. Spring Break Loan $300 minimum $300 maximum Deferred payments 9.4% APR 311 Main Building Students with good credit or Monday through Friday 8:00a.m. ~ 5:00p.m. no credit qualify No co-signer needed. Hall Manager (Full Time) Bring your student I.D. Assistant Manager (Part Time) 0 NOTRE DAME FEDERAL CREDIT UNION 288-NDCU Independent of the Universi1y 2 Medium Pizzas Unlimited Toppings MINORITIES IN ACADEMIA A Presentation by $1200 DR. ARNOLD L. MITCHEM EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR, N.C.E.O.A. BEST PIZZA DEAL IN TOWN! WASHINGTON D.C. CALL NOW!! TUESDAY, MARCH 1, 1993 Not to be combined with any other offer. 7:00 P.M. Offer Good Monday-Thursday HESBURGH LIBRARY AUDITORIUM

SPONSORED BY THE CANDAX MCNAIR PROGRAM INTERESTED FACULTY AND STUDENTS ARE INVITED REFRESHMENTS IN LIBRARY LOUNGE AT 8:00 P.M. Tuesday, March 1, 1994 The Observer • CAMPUS NEWS page 5 CLC explores empowerment British colonialistn By MEGAN THOMAS without having to be first ac­ tration should be restructured News Writer cepted by the CLC - a body in order to improve communi­ composed of students, faculty cation between student govern­ still affecting India Yesterday's Campus Life members and rectors. ment and the administration. Council (CLC) meeting dealt As the constitution is now William Kirk, assistant vice By MARY PELZER Bengal provided no incentive to with the issue of student em­ structured, Student Senate res­ president for student affairs, News Writer increase output; consequently, powerment. olutions are not guaranteed to was opposed to the idea of stu­ the region's growth rate was CAMPUS LIFE COUNCIL be met with a response from dent empowerment on the In a discussion on the re­ significantly slower. the Office of Student Affairs. grounds that, to his knowledge gional disparities in India, Colonial industrial policies A Student Senate proposal Resolutions passed by the CLC no Student Senate resolutions graduate student Jainshakar also played an important role which was recently presented will gain a response within had been presented before the Raman stressed the effect of in deciding the economic fate of to the Board of Trustees sug­ seven days of submission. CLC for consideration. Fur­ British colo­ Indian states. In Bombay a gests that Student Senate reso­ It was argued that the way ther, Kirk did not believe that nial policies successful cotton industry, fi­ lutions should be presented di­ in which student resolutions any change in the governmen­ on various nanced from local private capi­ rectly to the administration, are presented to the adminis- tal process was necessary. Indian states tal and concentrated on do­ Student body president and how they mestic production, was encour­ r-----::::------::;------, Frank Flynn stated that he did started the aged. not wish to diminish the power cycle of In Calcutta the British of the CLC; rather, the student unequal stan­ endorsed and subsidized an empowerment resolution dards of living export-oriented jute industry. S efVier would only increase the The 0 b The Bombay region fared much in different is now accepting applications for the following paid position: amount of influence exerted by parts of India. Raman better economically than Student Senate. Addressing the weekly De­ Calcutta following India's inde­ The faculty members pre­ velopment and International pendence from Great Britain in sent at the meeting were gen­ Workshop sponsored by the 194 7, said Raman. Advertising erally more receptive to the Department of Economics yes­ What Raman sees as espe­ concept of student empower­ terday, Raman drew upon ex­ cially troubling is that the trend Account Executive ment. Professor James Collins tensive doctoral studies of the appears to continue. As proof, of the department of Commu- area. Raman cited recent statistics . nications and Theatre agreed Applicants should be looking for a great opportunity to gam that the Student Senate should British agricultural policies showing that in terms of per capita state domestic product, valuable office and sales experience. Applicants should have be able to submit resolutions to were a powerful force inspiring success in certain areas of In­ states in the west and north­ strong self-motivation, creativity, and an interest in the administration. dia, while contributing to the west have income levels much marketing and business. Anyone interested should submit a The meeting ended with economic decline of others, ac­ higher than the national aver­ 11 d M h 15th several council members voic- 1-2 page resume to Eric Lorge b y p.m. ues ay, arc ing their frustration regarding cording to Raman. In states age whereas incomes in the 5 east are much lower. in the advertising office, 3'd floor LaFortune. For more the perceived lack of the like Punjab and Madras, where more effective land tilling pro­ "Social indicators reinforce information, contact Eric at 634-1179 or 631-8840. defmition of the role of the CLC L ______..:....______~- in campus government, and cedures motivated rises in the this study," Raman said. "Data level of productivity, economic on infant mortality rates, levels the lack of communication development was extensive. In of education and availability of between students and the contrast, farming techniques infrastructure all suggest in­ administration. promoted by the English in congruities existing between Have A Spring Break the different states." The government's increas­ to Remetnber ingly liberalized policies threat­ en to only make the current sit­ Spring Break .. .isn't that one of your favorite things I? Taste the uation worse, said Raman. The hear? It's that break from the stresses and strains ot last three years have witnessed school, if only for a shon time. But just because you're a relaxation of import policies resting your body and mind doesn't mean you can Worlds in an attempt to loosen control stop thinking! (-ffeatest of state development. 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Russia, a traditional Serb ally ther comment. of Bosnia's territory in fighting air missiles and a second U.S. It was the first time that that criticized NATO over its ul­ U.S. Adm. Jeremy Boorda, the with government soldiers and plane downed a fourth, Boorda NATO had struck militarily in timatum to Serbs on the Sara­ NATO commander for southern Bosnian Croat forces. About said at a briefing in Naples, its 44-year history, and came jevo siege, reacted mildly to the Europe, said the lesson to be 200,000 people have been Italy. The two other planes es­ after repeated threats by the clash. "If the Serbs did this, I learned from the incident was reported dead or missing since caped by flying west over Croa­ alliance to intervene to back see no justification," said De­ simple: "You ought not to vio­ the war began over Bosnia's tia and then north and back U.N. resolutions aimed at end­ fense Minister Pavel Grachev. late the no-fly zone." 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Dear Editor: virus that causes AIDS does not a HIV positive friend and reality I am writing in response to discriminate. Heterosexuals had set in for her as she the column by Frank Pimentel who engage in risky behavior watched her friend and her on the Feb. 25 Viewpoint page. can become infected. Standing friend's daughter view the quilt Pimentel begins his column behind the Church's teachings but felt like she could not cry in by questioning Michael against premarital sex and con­ front of them. Thurner's statement from Feb. traception is denying that like 21 that Notre Dame's response on every other college. campus Even though it was a hard to the AIDS epidemic has been the students at Notre Dame are weekend it was also a beautiful un-Christian. In the column sexually active and therefore one. As one visitor said to me Pimentel proceeds to explain may be at risk of infection . about the dlisplay, "There is an why the Notre Dame population awful lot of love in this place." I does not need to be concerned I spent much of the weekend wish more students, professors about HIV because we do not fit of the Quilt display in Stepan and administrators could see into any of the high risk groups. Center wondering how people the Quilt, it is a moving memo­ can not have compassion for rial to AIDS victims and a won­ I question the Christianity of the people who have died, are derful testament to the strength Pimentel's theory. Christ lived dying, and will die of AIDS and and understanding that can among lepers and prostitutes, for the people who love them. come from love. Please Notre he did not question their life Too many conversations I had Dame do not remove yourself styles but recognized them as with quilt visitors ended up from this problem, embrace it brothers and sisters created in with tears and hugs as they told and learn from it because it can God's image. When they suf­ me about daughters, sons, effect you too. fered he was with them to heal brothers, and friends who have .SARAH FINGER and comfort his friends in their died. I found one woman stand­ Senior time of need. By separating ing outside the front door cry­ Lewis Hall himself from the realities of ing because she had come with HIV Pimentel has turned his ~~~~~~~~~._ back on the suffering of far to many fellow humans.

I was the logistics coordinator for the Name Project Committee which brought the NAMES Project AIDS Memorial Quilt to campus this past week­ end. The reason I joined this committee was to fight the atti­ tudes of people like Pimentel. Unfortunately, as HIV is spreading fastest among young heterosexual adults, this is not an issue that the people of Notre Dame can ignore. We need to become educated about HIV or it will effect our lives. No, we will not all become infected, but I am certain that most of us will know someone who has died from AIDS related infections. Africa has shown that the GARRY TRUDEAU QUOTE OF THE DAY

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Dear Editor: can only give an unfair advan­ a normal and effective learning When watching WNDU's cov­ tage to the School board, and environment, or did many stu­ erage of South Bend teacher's ultimately lengthen the strike. dents look for ways to hassle strike, I was saddened that the temporary teacher? South Bend's school board will I'm not arguing that teachers be using many Notre Dame stu­ are necessarily going to lose Serving as a replacement will dents as scab replacements for their jobs because of scabs, but decrease the chance that these the local teachers. taking the place of a teacher school days will be made up at will pull money right out of the the end of the strike with quali­ Crossing the picket line as a pockets of people who have fied teachers at the helm. A sub substitute teacher will be no dedicated their lives to the ser­ may think he is helping the stu­ help to the local teachers, the vice of their community by po­ dents, but he hindering the ed­ bargaining process between the tentially lengthening the strike. ucational process by offering a teachers and the school board, Someone else might argue sub par product to the commu­ and certainly not the children that substitute teachers only nity's youth. If no scabs would either. Furthermore, it can wants to help the children learn have showed up on Monday only hurt Notre Dame's image during the strike. If the sub morning, the schools wouldn't among the local community really want to help the local have opened, and the day which is often a bad one al­ would have been made up at ready. "These are people the end of the strike. who are putting One might argue that the op­ With CSC and many other op­ portunity to serve as a sub their entire livelihood on portunities for students to our (scab) is a chance for an off the line to make things a society, Notre Dame has a campus NO student to earn , reputation among many people some extra money to put food little better for their fami­ as a place were students are on the table. Another might ar­ lies." willing to help society out of the gue that it is a great chance to goodness of their hearts. ND earn some money for that trip children, he or she could students serving as scabs can picket lines won't help. As far process between the local to Florida next week. Both of donate time to the children in only make our population here · as job opportunities go, it teacher's union and the South these cases pale in comparison some other capacity. It is naive look like a bunch of greedy doesn't get much lower on the Bend school board. Doing so to the plight of the striking to believe a school can function opportunists who are so insen­ ladder than serving as a scab. will only hurt the teachers, the teacher. with any regularity without reg­ sitive about the lives of working Doing so will only make you local students, and our image During the duration of the ular teachers who have regular people that we would pull look either greedy or naive. as an institution of genuine ser­ strike, these people that will be lesson plans and real teaching money out of the pocket of a vice. Do the right thing and receiving no pay to put food on certificates. teacher for the sake of buying a If anyone really wants to help please don't serve as a scab. the table for their families. couple more cases of beer down South Bend's students, donate It's the dirtiest word in the These are people that are How many people remember in Florida. your time in some other area. world of work. putting their entire livelihood what it was like to have a sub Take a trip down to CSC and on the line to make things a lit­ back in high school? Was the Our image among many find out what else you can for JEFF MONBERG tle better for their families. prevailing opinion among the South Bend residents is already South Bend, but please don't Sophomore Serving as a substitute teacher students one of respect? Was it poor and ND students crossing interfere with the bargaining Cavanaugh Hall JOSEPH OZERSKY I, FARRINGTON

THREE COLUMNS FOR THE "Cluster Managers," who have PRICE OF ONE- BEAT THAT! their own chapters) means "Becoming acquainted with Rather than generating yet new developments in comput­ another unreadable block of ing by reading computing mag­ dense and sanctimonious text azines." It means knowing that this week, I have decided to "A consultant must wear divide my column neatly into his/her name tag and periodi­ three sections, each addressing cally circulate through the clus­ an important minor presence in ter to locate users needing my consciousness. None of the help." three is worthy of extended Most importantly, it means treatment, or complete omis­ studying tips on language and sion, so here they are, in order body language, since "Of all the of importance. things you wear, your expres­ SECOND THOUGHTS ON sion is the most important." BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD And remember to "Make the Since the publication of my person feel better about Beavis and Butthead column him/herself. Tell them what several weeks ago, I have been they did right." The OUC man­ watching their hour constantly, little lightning bolts coming has changed from one of hostil­ I have here before me a copy ual even provides convenient and a whole new list of obser­ from the speaker. "Uh, go ity and fear to one of almost of the OUC Consultant's Goofus and Gallant-style mod­ vations have come to me. For away. We're, like, closed or comfortable familiarity. I now Handbook, Fall 1993, and it els of cluster decorum: "Avoid example, I now realize how something." The Burger World have a fake name and address must be said that this is 'an im­ phrases like: 'You'll have to .. .' much I like the Fat Albert-style stuff is highly rarefied. Beavis to work with, and so I can pressive document. Nearly 80 Instead, inform the user [or stu­ back-and-forth motions they at the deep fry alone ("Cook! relate to this person in pages of single-spaced text enu­ dent, to use lay terms] of what make when dancing in front of Cook! Cook!") is worthy of Reservoir Dogs style, that is, merate for the newly-hired $5- needs to be done by saying, the TV. Try getting that from transmission to space. without knowing her Christian an-hour employee the full 'Here's how we can handle computer animation! The suavity of Butthead's name. range of regulations, "interper­ that.'" Or, to take another OUC More and more, I've come to voice can't be overestimated. At first she threatened my car sonal skills" tips, "mission example, Goofus says, 'hang on appreciate the crudeness of the His Chris Issak imitation will, and windows, adding in a few statements," graphs, tables, a second, I'll be right back.' animation. Look how and you read it here first, ruin anti-Semitic wisecracks for procedures, guidelines, rules, Gallant says, "I need to step Butthead's eyes are asymmetri­ that crooner's career, so eerily good measure. (There is trash and inspirational mottoes the away [or put you on hold] for a cal, and the air of mystery that accurate it is. Or how about for you.) But now she and I brain trust of the OUC has moment. Is that all right?" gives him. Or the way his hair Butthead's demolishment of the have fallen into a comfortable cooked up for his benefit. And Then there are attitude tips. moves when he's talking. I've red AIDS ribbon? "Uh, those anonymous relationship. I like he'd better stick to it! "You are not smarter than the also done a 180 on the old peo­ are those ribbons they give you the attention, and it amuses her Employees have to sign a little user." "Thank them for talking ple on Beavis and Butthead: I for being rich or something.'' to periodically mock me. A contract vowing to respect this with you." "Don't express your formerly considered them a AIDS ribbons - finished!· gratifying relationship all manual, and to die for it if nec­ prejudices. You have every flaw in the show, but now I see When I first starting watching around. But now the inevitable essary. right to dislike any software my error. Beavis and Butthead, I thought thought has struck me: what Outsiders may be skeptical of package. However, you don't What could be more perfect they looked like old ladies, but does Trashetta look like? She my description, surmising from need to tell that to the user ask­ than their irritating voices at now I am coming to the realiza­ might be any woman I see dur­ it as they may that I was hand­ ing for help." Whew, that's a the Burger World drive-through tion that they are more real to ing the course of the day - an ed the mitten for not following relief! Late in my tenure at window? "I want a cheese­ me than most people, possibly eerie thought, but also an excit­ cluster procedure. But I see Hayes-Healy, I was beginning to burger, with no ketchup ... uhh­ more real than myself. ing one. So perverse the hu­ now the folly of my way. feel guilty about my bigotry to­ hhhh ... and an orange soda, WHO IS TRASHETTA? man intellect is, that even the Here is a section called "The ward Quattro Pro. with no ice ... ugghhhhh ... and a Readers of this column will tepid scorn of a stranger will Role of Cluster Consultants": If only I had read the manual! small onion rings, with no remember me complaining of excite the imagination, and in­ well, it's not to sit on a stool I'd be making tens of dollars to­ and take your ID, as I at first salt. .. ughh .. .'' It's unendurable anonymous calls. This has flame the appetites. day. thought . Understanding the -and just when we've had all stopped, with one exception: a THE OFFICE OF UNIVERSITY Josh Ozersky is a graduate role of the consultant (as op­ we can take comes "Shut up," mysterious undergraduate. My COMPUTING: MANAGEMENT student in the history depart­ posed to "Team Leaders" and Butthead's voice, accented by relationship with this person VIRTUOSI ment. ACCENT page 10 Tuesday, March 1, 1994 Medical Minute To each their own ... floor

By MATT CARBONE Doug Vincent is one of the Accent Writer these students. "I love to study on the sec­ ond floor," said Vincent. "I Kerri Carpenter has a prob­ couldn't study anywhere else. lem. When I study, I like to have The senior accounting major other people around. I need from Walsh Hall faces two the distractions, because oth­ midterms and two days of her erwise I'd go crazy." CPA review class, in addition "During finals week, second to a regular week's worth of floor is the best, because homework. that's when the Alumni guys As if this weren't enough do their streaking," said stress for one student to han­ Vincent. "That's when the sec­ dle, Carpenter has no place to ond floor can get to be a little study-her favored 8th floor bit of a madhouse, but I enjoy cubicle in the Hesburgh the chaos." library has been taken. "I haven't missed (the "There's been stuff there [in streaking) once in my four her cubicle] for the past years here," said Vincent. week," said Carpenter. "I went "Also, I get to see a lot of there just to check if my spot friends on the second floor - was open, and it wasn't." it's a great place to socialize," Carpenter is one of many said Vincent. students who has a preferred Recognizing this latter char­ studying spot in the library. acteristic, there are some who But does it really matter will not study on the second where you study? To hear floor. Carpenter and others tell it, "I refuse to study on the sec­ where you study is a vital ele­ ond floor," said senior Maura ment of getting a good grade. Cavanagh. "It gets way too "I do much better on tests rowdy down there - like it's a when I study at that cubicle," big party or something-and I insisted Carpenter. "It's got a can't get a thing done." beautiful view of the Dome." "I studied there once in my "When I'm getting tired of freshman year," said studying, I'll look up at the Cavanagh. "Never again." Dome, and really feel Junior Nate Mick agrees, refreshed and inspired, and and has found an interesting ready to go back to studying." locale in which to keep up his Mike Benavidez agrees that Dean List G.P.A.-in the bath­ the right Hesburgh study spot rooms of the 'Brare. can make the difference be­ "When I have some serious tween being able to party his reading to do, I'll just go into a summer away in his native stall, lock it, and I won't come Colorado and summer school. out until I'm done," said Mick. "I cannot study anywhere "What I do might sound except the twelfth floor," said strange, but it has really Benavidez. "You see, I was worked for me," said Mick. born on the twelfth of April, so "I'm not going to argue with it's a little bit of superstition results. Hey, if you've got a for me. Plus, it's really quiet problem with it, don't knock it on the upper floors." until you've tried it." While it is definitely true Urn ... O.K., Nate, we won't. that the upper floors are much We'll just chalk it up to the re­ The Observer/Scott Mendenhall more serene, some students sourcefulness of the Notre One student leaves his study space unoccupied while taking a study eschew the double digits for Dame student, who will do break. the more social second floor. whatever it takes to succeed. Students find interesting places Study D~ys. • • to study By LISA MONACO At times freshman may feel Assistant Accent Editor overwhelmed by their work­ load, but not Erin Mellifont Where do students go when from Regina Hall. A nursing they don't want to fight for a major and member of the seat at the Hesburgh Library track team, Mellifont spends which has a full house during much of her time on the sec­ mid-terms week? Some head ond floor of the Cushwa­ for LaFortune Student Center. Leighton library. Mellifont La Fortune is a favorite of says, "There are too many dis­ many who prefer a more tractions in the study lounges. relaxed atmosphere than the I go to Cushwa to get serious library. They can do some studying done." ... _ serious studying whl.Ie having Many students enjoy the a bite to eat or they can take a comforts of home and avoid study break by watching an venturing out into the cold if episode of Seinfeld on one of at all possible when they are the big screen TVs. looking for a spot to study. Allison Martin, a sophomore Kim McGuire often studies in sociology major says she goes her room when her room­ to LaFortune "to work on mates are not around. group projects which involve a Each student finds his or her own preferred study space. For many "I often study to music, and this is a study carrell in the Hesburgh Library great deal of discussion." with my ster~o available I can "LaFortune has a much been relatively uninhabited work spaces and good light­ choose what I listen to," more relaxed atmosphere. has been Riley Hall. The ing. McGuire said. "Sometimes I The library is more intense," unoccupied classrooms pro­ take breaks by making phone Martin said. vide an escape from the com­ "No one bothers you and calls to my friends from Fans of LaFortune can take motion of LaFortune and the there are no distractions. " home." full advantage of the 24 hour library. she said. O'Connor feels that Everyone has their favorite access and the extended hours Katie O'Connor, a photogra­ the classrooms are perfect study spots where they are of the Huddle which is now phy major, prefers the unoc­ places to take a break from most productive. For one rea­ open till 3 a.m .. cupied classrooms over the the dark room and work on son or another, students love One study place which has library because of the big non-photography assignments. "their" special place. Tuesday, March 1, 1994 The Observer • SPORTS page 11 Fencers battle through the elements Michigan mischief on their way toward perfect season Associated Press to police, according to police reports. By JOE VILLINSKI in 23 years. However, one women that had ANN ARBOR, Mich. Dye was writing a report An arrest warrant was issued Sports Writer "The real accomplishment was a truly amazing season was while sitting in his car when meeting a fine team like Ohio sophomore sensation Maria Monday for a Michigan football he first heard yelling coming player accused of firing shots Neither rain, nor sleet, nor State and beating them," added Panyi who went 3-0 on the from an apartment. He and at plainclothes police officers snow would keep the Notre DeCicco. weekend to finish the season Jatczak then heard four to five he thought were breaking into Dame fencing team from get­ The men helped to ensure with an individual mark of 41- gunshots coming from the sec­ ting to their meet at Ohio State their perfect season with a 16- 1. That now puts her into sec­ his car. ond-floor balcony. last Saturday. 11 victory over Ohio State. ond place(.976) behind former The football player told The officers took cover along police he was protecting Unfortunately, that snow part Epeeist captain Greg Wozniak Irish great, Heidi Piper, for the with Pressley. They yelled, $7,000 in car stereo equip­ of the equation forced four along with foilists Stan Brunner best single season winning per­ "Police! Police!" toward the other teams to withdraw from and Conor Power and freshman centage(. 978). ment when he fired the shots man. Police did not return the the meet leaving the Irish in sabreman all posted key victo­ Sophomore Claudette De Bruin at about 3:35 a.m. EST Sunday fire, and no one was hurt. Columbus to fence the host ries to break a 7-7 tie enroute also enjoyed an unblemished after his car alarm went off. A police report said the play­ Police did not identify the play­ Buckeyes. to the win. weekend, going 2-0 against the er's girlfriend had called 911 Northwestern, Tri-State, "This was a good win for a few Buckeye's twin towers, Rita er because he has not been to report the car being broken charged. Cleveland State, and Case reasons," noted DeCicco. "Our Borbley and Carin Wolf. into. Sgt. Harry Jinkerson took The incident started after po­ Western Reserve were all foil team proved conclusively "Our team is made up of at the call and retraced it back to scheduled to compete, but the that they are the team to beat least six good fencers that have lice officers arrested a 23- the player. He talked him into year-old man for larceny from snowstorm that hit the midwest in the midwest." shown they are the number one surrendering to police. an auto and fleeing and elud­ last weekend kept all four "Our sabre team also came up team in the Midwest," said The player was arrested. As­ teams from making the trip. with a clutch win against a fine Auriol. ing police. Police said the man sistant prosecutor Larry "Just getting here was a major team," he said. "Our whole Women's epee also completed allegedly broke into at least Burgess ordered that he be re­ accomplishment," laughed team won this match together, a successful season trouncing two cars in the athlete's apart­ leased from custody, but a men's head coach Mike DeCicco just like they have done all sea­ Ohio State 9-0. ment complex before driving felonious assault warrant was off. about the weather that turned son long." authorized Monday. Following the suspect's ar­ a four hour bus trip into an As for the women, the foil "We have worked hard for two The gun is registered with eight hour journey. team downed the Buckeyes 9-7, years to build our program for rest, officers Joe Dye and the Ann Arbor Police De­ However, it turned out to be even though the match was this season," commented Au­ Brian Jatczak and detective partment. The player told po­ Tom Pressley - all three in worth all the trouble as both really not that close. The Irish riol. "Marit Fischer, Maura lice he had just had stereo plain clothes, but accompanied the men and women's teams clinched the match at 9-1 after Gallagher, Ashley Shannon, equipment installed. He is ex­ completed undefeated seasons reeling off nine wins in their Amy Sromek, and Danielle Gi­ by other uniformed officers - pected to be arraigned Tues­ with 21-0 and 23-0 records, first ten bouts. rardi have really started us off were searching vehicles when day. respectively. The men complet­ "It was amazing," said wom­ on the right foot for the future." the suspects' car alarm went Football coach Gary Moeller ed their 16th undefeated sea­ en's head coach Yves Auriol. The Irish now return to prac­ off. His alarm was set off on said he was "totally shocked" son in 58 years, while the "Just like that, the score was 9- tice this week in order to get his pager but was not audible by the incident. women helped to put their 1. It's clear we are not a one­ ready for the NCAA Midwest "This week was a good indica­ names in the record book with women team, as some might Regional qualifiers to be held tor for next week," said senior their fourth undefeated season say," he added. March 5-6 at Notre Dame. Swimming captain Kevin Flanagan. "It continued from page 16 shows just how fast we're going to swim at the next meet, which Track Tennis free with a time of 1:42.03, and we've been gearing up for since also placed second in the 100 September." continued from page 16 continued from page 16 free. Husted and sophomore Amy Siegal finished his serve to spice up the variety and keep his Beginning Thursday at fourth and fifth in the women's fmal with times opponents off guard," commented Coach Bayliss, Like their female counter­ Cleveland State University, both of 5:01.75 and 5:07.44, respectively to cap off the "as a result, he has increased his arsenal, some­ parts, the underclassmen also teams will compete in the East­ great performances at the invitational against what like a major league pitcher who has six or contributed to the men's effort. ern Intercollegiate Champi­ tough competition including some professsional seven pitches to throw at the batter." Freshman Rich Murphy fin­ onships. This meet marks the runners. ished third in the 400 IM, and end of the Irish swimming sea­ "Our women's team is not as deep as the men's The Irish, unfortunately, were not as consistent Will McCarthy, also a fresh­ son, and both teams hope to team, but they keep on improving each year, just as their 'iron man' whose consistency and hard- man, earned the fourth-place perform well and swim their as in this meet," said Piane. work continue to move him up the rankings. spot in the 1650 freestyle race. best times.

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By KIMBERLY BERO The Belles came out aggres­ "We were short on size and rebounding. Saint Mary's Sports Editor sively early on in the first half we just did not have the bench "She is a truly remarkable of the game, but the momen­ depth," said Wood. and talented player," said The Saint Mary's basketball tum quickly shifted over to Wood. team wrapped up its season Franklin's side in the second Saint Mary's sophomore Jen­ Also, senior Anne Mulcahy Saturday afternoon with a 90- half. nie Taubenheim, who currently finished the season as the 58 loss against second-ranked "Franklin was a strong oppo­ ranks twelfth in the nation in fourth-ranked Division III Franklin College. nent, but we didn't get blown­ Division III scoring leaders and three-point shooter in the na­ out until the late stages of the is the Saint Mary's season scor­ tion. The Belles fmished the season game," said Wood. ing record holder, finished the with a 6-15 record. game with 29 points and 12 re­ "This was my most enjoyable "Although we didn't have a Franklin's second-half domi­ bounds. season while at Saint Mary's," winning season, the girls gave nance was due mainly to a sti­ Taubenheim wrapped up her added Mulcahy. "Even though it their best efforts," said Saint fling defense, strong rebound­ successes this season by setting we were not that successful, we Mary's head coach Marvin ing skills, and a definite size three more school records in got along well and learned a lot Wood. "We never gave up." advantage over the Belles. steals, single game points, and from each other." A WEEKEND OF COMMUNITY An Experience for Seniors Who have been involved in Service or Social Action Friday Evening, March 25 to Sunday Noonl March 27 (With optional outing to Gin Blossom Concert)

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Tuesday, March 1, 1994 The Observer • SPORTS page 13 Saint Mary's track team returns with four new records By ANNE HERMANN good to see many people im­ opportunities to compete records were broken and four "We have worked very hard in Sporrs Writer prove," said Saint Mary's track against more teams at our seasons best. Many of these practice, and it has paid off," coach Larry Szczechowski. level. The team enjoyed com­ record-breakers were compet­ said Szczechowski. "I saw a From Lillehammer, Norway to School records were set by peting against Division III ing in first-time events. killer instinct come out at this Huntington, Indiana, competi­ four individuals. Paula Kivinen schools," said team captain and "The improvement was good meet, one that you normally see tors struck gold, as the Saint high jumped with a mark of senior Katie Linehan. from the week before," said in basketball or football, but Mary's track team broke four 5'2". The team had an opportunity Szczechowski. rarely see in track." school records, Saturday, at the Erin Mellifont finished the to emphasize their personal The Belles still hope to im­ The Belles demonstrated the Huntington lnviatational. BOOm run at 2.28.25. Michelle goals. Before each meet the prove the in the longer races in result of competetiveness. There were approximately ten Wenner broke the 1600 mile team fills out a personal goal preparation for outdoor meets. "Running is one thing, compet­ teams at the meet including run record at 5.36.73. sheet and completes another "Everyone is looking forward ing is another. In track you Manchester, Kalamazoo Col­ Last, but not least, four mem­ following the meet. They dis­ to the outdoor season. After have to compete at a different lege, Goshen College, Spring bers of the team, Carrie Ratke, cuss the improvements needed spring break there will be a level, " said Szczechowski. Arbor, Tri-State, DePauw and Erin Mellifont, Melissa Roberts, for the next meet. real shift in gears. The dis­ The team continues to prac­ Huntington. They competed on and Michelle Winner completed "Because the competition we tance runners always practice tice in preparation for their last a four lane track which caused the 4X2 Relay with the time of face usually consists of Division outside, but the rest of the team indoor meet, Friday, March 3, the teams to choose four indi­ 3.49.97. I and II schools, it is important will join them after break," said at North Central College. viduals to compete. The Belles took advantage of to have personal goals," said Linehan. "It is very good to see this "We were very happy with the the chance to compete against Unehan. The Belles are working to­ many people improve. We're results. Although this was not many other Division III teams. Of the individuals that com­ wards improvement week to happy with the results, and we a scoring meet, it was very "We wish we would have more peted, at least eight personal week. had a good time. Now we know we're on the right track," said Szczechowski. SPORTS BRIEFS Recspons will be offering a c;asti!"9 and angllfl9 course ~fter spring bre'ak. Equipment will be provided, but if you have equipment you would like_}~. bring~_ please·· do $Q, r niore-info:r~all}tecw ... •>'.• • •• ••6·-· 3.. ·1· •'6-·100 ••· . ,. •- ·•iMiH•.•· ·-Sp at ___ w _ _ _ •• -·- • -•1'-u•,;•-'- OBSERVE THE WARNING SIGNS.

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"Jake was always the epitome "Some people Road games were all reached of the Notre Dame person and NOTB.EDAME come into our One reason for Notre Dame's by bus and the players remem­ the epitome of the Notre Dame lives and leave success is the caliber of player ber the trips with mixed emo­ coach and the greatest repre­ lasting footprints here at the time. Kline helped tions. sentative that this University I) on us. Some some of his players move into "There was a certain kind of could have," said Lennon who come through the professional ranks, but he unique camaraderie that grew served as an assistant coach 1891-1994 TRADmON and we just meet never got a chance to coach the out of those trips. Pitchers got under Kline from 1961-1968. them and say player who would have become to sleep in the back seat of the Recognized around the coun­ hello. but others come through his most famous student. In the bus and other players got to lay try, Kline was known as the and leave footprints on our 1950's, Carl Yastrzemski at­ on the floor and a couple of Dean of College Baseball and he heart that will stay with us for tended Notre Dame as a stu­ people who weren't too big was voted into the College the rest of our lives. That was dent and would have started photo courtesy of Notre Dame Sports Information even got up on the racks above. Baseball Hall of Fame in 1968. Jake Kline.· -Chuck Lennon, playing in the spring of his Jake Kline led the Irish baseball I think every pillow in the dor­ sophomore year if he hadn't team as coach for 42 years. In mitory that you could get your After the 1975 season, the 81- Alumni Association director honor of his dedication, the field and Irish outfielder 1958-1961 signed a contract with the in Eck Stadium will bear him hands on became a borrowed year-old Kline retired, ending Boston Red Sox. name. piece of equipment necessary to his 42-year career as baseball complete those bus trips," said coach of the Irish and leaving a In 1934, Clarence "Jake" norm in his years. Rosenthal Many of the his players let­ Rosenthal. large set of footprints to fill. Kline took over as the 15th played basketball and baseball, tered in more than one sport head coach of the Notre Dame two of Notre Dame's Heisman and he heartily approved, mak­ In the dugout, Kline was able Tomorrow: The Gallo/Kelly baseball team and for the next Trophy winners, Angelo Bertelli 42 years he made lasting im­ ing two sport stars practically a to control his temper. but not Years pressions on the Notre Dame community as well as the na­ tional collegiate baseball com­ munity. May 1994 Graduates Kline did not start his career in South Bend as a coach, as he Personalized first arrived at Notre Dame to play, not coach baseball. Graduation Announcements Monogramming in 1915-1917, Kline had a collegiate career by Balfour with numerous highlights in­ chiding a record-tying 1916 (Sample text only) game against Michigan. •Unh'(Tsity In that game, Kline hit three of home runs to tie Clarence Xotr( Damr. Sheehan's 1905 mark and to propel the Irish to a 14-6 vic­ tory. A fourth drive landed foul Gold, blue & white by inches or he would have university seal on cover. Tlie President, Trustees aru:f Facufty notched another roundtripper. The gold engraved seal has been oftlie After graduation, he turned printed with gold from the down a big league offer to serve Notre Dame dome. University of Notre Dame in World War I, but joined the are pfeasecf to announce that minor leagues when the war ended. In 1931, Kline returned De6orah M. Sasso to Notre Dame as coach of the freshmen baseball team and a Student name, degree is a caru:fllfate for tlie degree of professor of mathematics. and major personalized -==.::::::..--+----t~ Bacfiefor of Science Notre Dame Athletic director into the text on each at tlie Richard Rosenthal who played announcement. for Kline in 1952 and 1953 re­ One Hundred Forty-ninth members the coach fondly. "He was a coach who was al­ Annuaf Commencement ways very interested in players on Sunday careers. He exhibited a keen concern for that. He was a mas­ M(o/ 15, 1994 ter of wonderful quips. He was $16.95 for package of 15, very colorful and marvelously excitable. I certainly enjoyed including 2 envelopes each. my spell with him and learned add' I packs of 5 @ $5.65/pack an awful lot from him," said c;J% G'~~IOA: oj1/e .9-;odtmk Rosenthal. It isn't known how his stu­ SO~wA' @.':V{ ~>J~ ...,o dents did in the classroom, but you are cordially invited to attend a 558-449-5 coaching record A Graduation Celebration May 14, 1994 and eight bids to the NCAA 7:00pm tournament indicate that his 2080 So. Raceway Rd. baseball lessons sunk in. 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J I SPORTS page 16 Tuesday, March 1, 1994 Irish women swim to MCC title, men earn second By KELLY CORNELIS After this weekend's perfor­ she captured the 50 free in 400 medley relay, Lichtern­ almost every event, " com­ Sports Wrirer mance, the future of women's 24.98. Walsh then combined berger also earned a second mented Welsh. swimming at Notre Dame looks with fellow sophomores Anna and a third in the 200 and 100 . With many top swimmers very bright, with many fresh­ Cooper and Mary Wendell and back, respectively. The men, who had sixteen resting for the upcoming cham­ men and sophomores putting freshman Susan Buchino to win "All in all it was a great swimmers resting for this pionship meet at Cleveland forth great efforts. the 200 freestyle relay. Foley meet," stated Lichtenberger. weekend, were forced to settle State, the Notre Dame women finished first in the 100 back "Shaving down was a really for second place behind the Ex­ still managed to win its sev­ Freshman Alyssa Peterson led and second in both the 100 fly exciting thing, and almost plorers. who set many records enth consecutive Midwestern the Irish with a record-setting and the 200 IM. everyone had their best times. en route to victory. Collegiate Conference swim­ time of 4:37.07 in the 400 IM. We really inspired each other." Senior diver Sean Hyer domi­ ming and diving title, while the She also placed second in the Freshmen Susan Buchino and Irish coach Tim Welsh was nated both boards, amassing men placed a close second to 200 breaststroke and third in Michelle Lichtenberger had extremely proud of his team's 504.95 points in the one-meter LaSalle. the 500 free, while contributing great meets as well. Buchino effort, especially considering event, and 572 points in the to Notre Dame's second-place accumulated four second-place the lineup that he used. three-meter diving. The women won only four finishes in both relays. finishes to go along with her "This was clearly the fastest Captain Dave Nathe had a races, but placed in the top five Sophomore Kelly Walsh was win in the 200 freestyle relay. MCC meet ever, and our young record-setting swim in the 200 in nearly every other event. another individual winner, as A member of the second-place swimmers were right there in see SWIMMING I page 11 Men's tennis up and down By PHIL LANGER Sports Writer

It was a weekend filled with mixed emotions for the Notre Dame men's ten­ nis team as they split four matches on their way to 11th place at the UST AliT A Men's National Indoor Intercollegiate Championship in Kentucky. The Irish opened play last Wednesday with a 4-3 win over No. 19 New Mexico, but fell to No. 4 Texas on Thursday 2-5, a team they were a moments breath from beating just two weeks ago.

The key to the victory over New Mexico came when senior and team captain Andy Zurcher won the deciding match by breaking Tad Burkowitz's lethal serve at 5-4 in the third set. "Andy deserves a lot of credit," com­ mented Notre Dame head coach Bob Bayliss, "to pull off a win in that situa­ tion, with the team's round of 16 hopes in the balance." In the highly anticipated rematch with No. 4 Texas, however, the outcome seemed to come down to revenge. "It The Observer/ Eric Ruethling was an oddity," stated Coach Bayliss, Irish tracksters are out in front at the Alex Wilson Invitational, held at the Loftus Indoor Track. "that the people who won for both teams in our first meeting lost and those won were victorious lost the second time around." All-stars shine at Wilson Invitational Both senior Todd Wilson and freshman phenom Ryan Simme, the No. 32 player meters with a time of 8:28.70. With freshman Randy Kinder who placed in the country, were victorious. Yet, it that time, Smedley qualified for the second in the 200 meters with a time of More Irish prestigious IC4A's to be held next week­ 21.22, while also helping the 4X400 was Simme who captured the spotlight end at Princeton University. That now relay team to a time of 3:12.89 and a ·when he blew No. 23 Ian Williams off brings the Irish total to 27 runners that second place finish. In the 55 meter the court 7-5, 6-4. qualifiers for will be competing next weekend. hurdles, Senior Chris Lilly and sopho­ The see-saw battle continued when Senior Todd Herman once again placed more Tom Mescall placed fourth and Notre Dame suprisingly upset No. 11 Al­ IC4Xs first in the men's high jump with a jump fifth with times of 7. 76 and 7. 77, re­ abama 4-3 on Friday before losing to of 7'1". Following Herman was Todd spectively, while senior Clint Johnson eighth-ranked Mississippi on Saturday 2- By JOE VILLINSKI Hendrick, Tom Mescall, and Todd took second in the 55 meters in a blis­ 5 to complete tournament play. The Sports W rirer Johnson who placed second, third, and tering 6.38. Irish now stand at 9-3. fourth respectively. The Irish runners In an invitational billed as an all-star also placed consecutively in the 5000 On the woman's side, sophomore Erica The only Irish player who walked away track meet, the Alex Wilson Invitational, meters as senior Mike McWilliams came Peterson highlighted the woman's com­ undefeated in Kentucky was Todd held Saturday at Loftus, saw tremen­ in sixth with a time of 14:34.30. Junior petition with a first place finish in the Wilson who, consequently, was pro­ dous individual efforts from both the J.R. Meloro, and seniors John Cowan 400 meters with a time of 55.85. Junior Irish track team and the other twenty and Nate Knuth finished 7th, 8th, and Maureen Kelly had a personal best in claimed the teams "Iron Man" of the teams that were invited. 9th following McWilliams. the 5000 meters with a time of weekend by Coach Bayliss. Wilson "There were terrific performances by "It was a great example of team run­ 17:33.31, while taking third in the swept all four of his singles matches by both the men and women's teams," said ning this weekend," said Meloro who, event. Peterson and junior Monica Cox beating Coulter Wright (New Mexico) 7- Irish head coach Joe Piane. along with Cowan and Knuth qualified finished one,two in the 55 meters hur­ 5, 6-4, Tre Philips (Texas) 6-7, 6-4, 6-4, Some of those performances included a for the IC4A's. dle consolation final, with junior Lisa Kip Layman (Alabama) 6-3, 6-3, and fourth-place finish by junior Nate Ruder "I am real hppy about qualifying, con­ Junek placing second in the final with a Johan Hede (Mississippi) 6-4, 6-4. in the mile with a time of 4:07.21 and a sidering that is one of the main focal time of 7.93. Finally, junior Emily "Todd has made some adjustments on first-place finish by sophomore Mike points of our season," added Meloro. Smedley who captured the men's 3000 Rounding out the men's lineup, was see TRACK/ page 11 see TENNIS I page 11 Inside SPORTS Men's Volleyball Saint Mary's Track Wolverine Woes The Irish men's The Belles raced to four More legal trouble Volleyball team cruised new school records over plagues Michigan to an easy 3-set victory the weekend at the teams. New accusation is at Toledo. Huntington Invitational. shooting at police.

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