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Taxpayers tipping ever cannot sustain their life with quality continuing increases of taxes in and spending by all of government, levels but we can’t stop them, even on a local level. When voted Grand Junction of the voters down the sales tax city wanted to build increase a $30-million the public building, borrowed the and money anyway, the the city taxpayers get to pay it back. If just on recently did I as it, question you the city’s Facebook page, they call the plan “innovative,” and direct you to a shows no site taxes were raised. that One must ask, if purportedly an entity that subsists solely on taxes comes up with $30 million, where did it come from if not taxes of one form or another. Regardless of how the “innovative” method of raising was, it our still generated taxes $30 million for a tax-funded entity. Since the money did not appear your and taxes my from from came it thin air, taxes. us protect to better is which is, day toilet the down goes country the as on spending unchecked of because every government level: we Should buy gold, real estate or other items that protect from inflation, food, hoarding begin we should or guns and ammo? mature, mature, and beautiful. Some of his music” “soul title the deserves work more than music the that’sof because name, officially that by known meditative and worshipful music and lyrics. whether wondered I fifty-eight. was or not Harrison’sdominated his life as it has spiritualitymine. So I did some research. I hadThe to.ghost wouldn’t go away didn’t. if I Harrison, like John Lennon, wasassaulted by a psychoawesome fan. his A man on home his into broke estate and stabbed him repeatedly. helped and cops the called wife His stop the assault. Unlike Lennon,Harrison survivedattack. the vicious spiritual being throughout his life. But the dominant force in his life was music. He continued to make, produce, record and just jam until sold music that of Some passed. he Some popularity. garnered and well didn’t. revisiting time little a spend to want his music. Those age whoseprevents them from tenderknowing Harrison and his work might just take the time to listen to the songs mentioned in this article. It’s time well spent. Krishna, the zeitgeist of the sixties, and the Beatles. He was a bornlower to middle class family, expectation,but effort, elevatedand success him extraordinary. from average to the past week. He’s gone now—I suppose to Rock-n-roll Nirvana.But he can come backanytime. and visit If and and Give Me All Things Must Pass. Must Things All on the juke juke the on Lord Sweet My Rock-n-Roll Nirvana We We have obviously pushed recently Wisconsin in unions The I also ran into the song, These songs evoked long forgotten forgotten long evoked songs These Some random little kid from Harrison is one of the top federal, state, county, or city. So, using that figure, of the the households of 55% who on over 19 million households rely pay taxes, If income. their for taxes very those you work for the government and from comes paycheck your of 100% taxes, even though you may have to pay 40% of it back to the same government, you are going to vote to lower taxes or ever support any taxes? party trying to lower past the tipping point, and there is no going back. budget In debates, the the recent were two parties fighting over reduction in federal a miniscule spending a at time when the Chinese and the rest of the world are moving away from our currency as the world’s standard because of its continuing decrease in value. The is president now portraying thinks anyone we who need the and spirited, mean as spending a reduction liberals in are trying to portray Tea the Party movement as and radicals extremists and accuse of them starving women and tax cuts. any proposed through children showed us what will the people elect happen a governor to if cut wages sector public curb and taxes and benefits that are threatening to bankrupt After the Democrats in their state state government left economies. the state to thwart to the try will of the the people, public-spending bill still passed, but it was then blocked by got a liberal judge somewhere down the judicial reelect ladder. will Wisconsin I’m in Democrats sure the the cowards who ran from the years ago. In 1971,burger aftermom-and-pop a school, to go I would grad- I where town small the in joint it Isn’t to listen to school high uated and Pity a and tots tater down gobbled I as box songs these of Both pinball. played on appear also So do several more excellent So songs do several more including What is Life, Behind that Run Locked of Door, the Mill, not for You. Love—a worshipfulfreedom, peace, spiritual entreatyfor Krishna to love, and understanding. Harrison got deep into Indian religion and dragged the other Beatles along. In my “Jesus Freak” years, I sang soulfully to that song as acrossI drove America seeking God and you please?—Give me self. “Won’t love; give me life; give me peace on earth. Give to me hope,Trying load. help heavy methis with cope and heart with you reach and touch soul. Please take hold of my hand that I might understand you.” most me struck what But memories. across from Harrison to listened I as the years was his artistry. 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