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Vol. 55 No.6 Baruch College, CUNY November 17,'1917 Board Of Directors CLUB Approves Activity Fee BUDGETS PASSED By LINDA ZUECiI .. By JOHN D. FRANK fairs and Special Programs. Presi­ dent Segall made a brief presenta­ The Board of Directors passed tion, I made a brief presentation, it the Day Session club budget at its (the measure) was adopted October 22nd Board meeting. imanimously." Presently the club budget amounts to ninety thousand dollars-s-forty The proposed fee increase would three thousand of which went raise the Day Session student fee directly into the hands of Baruch's -e from $36.35 to $50. In order to put ninety-three clubs. ~ the increase to a student vote, the ~ The current club budget is less signatures of over 1,300 students than last year's budget by approx­ i were collected on a petition for imately 26 percent. but with the stu­ cv.: referendum. The referendum was dent activity fee increase, the pre­ ~ passed, 664 in favor, 634 against, in sent budget "will increase by 125 ~ an election held from Oct. 13-15. pe~ent" according to John Paul ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~= The next step was for the Dean of Patelli, the chairperson of the Students, Dr. Samuel Johnson, to Finance Committee. Patelli also ex­ make a recommendation to Presi­ plained how he ascertained this dent Joel Se8i\J:-5egall was to figure. H~ stated that of the present DSSG Forms Speaker's Committee review the recommendation and the -JoInt ••••, election results and decided on "tst'of tile DSSG. 'I __ whether or not to recommend the By NANNEI IE F. GORDON- increase to the Board of Trustees. The proposed student fee in- h~' crease for day students passed the . Segall, Johnson and Richards A Speakers Committee has been Economics, and Entertainment. presented the increase proposal to ~._--. :~~d~~' Com- formed bY the paY.Session Student '''Once we have decided on the ", mattee:" ,ua, Stuaeca;,---AffaHS- and the CoJnmittee-QIl Student Affaift·· "'-C'" 'GcwaAmel1t,w4BCh wiD eollectively ~kers who are plausible, we will r: Special Programs unanimously at a ana Special Programs at -their-last ~,~-: :-~;j)~JlS&ibJ~·~;lO:Speak:-, ~Y'l.,it;toRicbardiiOdisCPss,"said. ·~_:~~':-ailiOOr~tO'1Oh.DPauJ- . ·;;::elli~· .---- ', .,.~ -. . - committee meeting 6n Wednesday, meeting. Since they approved the Q ~~.' USM5...... ,. •-- . _' :-----'--mv.· 5~ ·accor1:nftg IlJ Jo1ln ----HMlIlStiFe;..Qe4~f..B9IIi~Rk~HJiIH~, . '. . . - -_o--uTEe:=9lCersma - tIOtbe ----- ~-- -'--'l8aiaras-~ presicrent of the Day'Ses- whether arnot to-adopt-it, 1he-tast- ~~9I8iDmlce--aild---amember' -Ofthe---~---- >:Or1J!!!%: .,_. . tfJe-~," k;. sion Student Government. step before the increase goes into ef­ Speakers Committee. paid. It depends on , said Patelli. &Clack Kemp or George Richards said, "Last week, on fect. co~mittee mern~rs "I addressed the committe on The are Bush we would -have to pay, but Wednesday, President Segall, Dr. ~ D~G P~esIdent Joh~ Richar~s, two issues. They wanted to know someone who is not favored among Samuel Johnson and myself went Franc~ne why an increase was necessary. I ex­ ...., Vice-President Gennis, the people or not as well known, up to the Board of Trustees. Presi­ plained to them that over the course and Student Council members like Dukakis we may not have to dent Segall introduced the measure John-Paul Patelli, Irving Lo~en~ pay." ' to the Committee on Student Af- (Continued on Page 8, Col.3) burg, Lester Seidman and VIckI Peter Ap, Schaff. "We received a pamphlet of president of tbe Italian Society. speakers to discuss, in future Prior to the formation of this meetings. Included will be, speakers Committee, John Richards handled Student Activity Fee (which I from the political arena, business Students' Tuition Paid amounts to $36.35) four dollars of I the duties necessary to bring the and entertainment industry. We feel the latter amount went into the club speakers. Presently, there is no that Baruch needs speakers visible budget. But now with the Student Chairman and there may not be to the outside and whom students Out Of PELL Activity Fee being increased to $50, leadership, said Paul. "If we work will gain from," he continued. nine out of the $50 will be allocated as a group it would be more produc- By CAITLIN MOLL1SON tive than if there is a leader," Though Richards will not be to the club budget. Patelli believes Patelli said. playing an active role, he will be in­ that approximately $15,000 more Students who receive Tuition volved on a counseling level. "I would have received three separate I will go directly into the hands of the According to Richards the selec- Assistance Program grants as well won't be as ,active as I have been in letters notifying them of the clubs. tion of a chairperson is expected as Pell grants, paid the $625 Baruch the past,"he said. j mistake: one from the Financial John Richards, president of the next week. tuition out of their Pell grants this Aid Office, one from the State and Patelli said that this semester it i DSSG m commenting on the •• ' . .. semester. Normally, TAP would one from the University Applica­ was too late to have any speakers , F·mance C'ornrmttee salid • 60The I 1 he committee .,process w111 rn- cover the tuition cost, but because tion Processing Center. · C . did II volve not only brainstorming but scheduled,"However, we plan to l Fmance ornrruttee I an exce ent al havi I t I application problems these students Acosta stated that she did file her I .. . 1 b b d I so avmg a 0 more peop e storm in next semester with a few i may have to wait several more mon­ TAP application in the middle of , Job In puttrng. the c.. u u gel orgarnzmg.. an d st a ffimg the prominent speakers." h ths to receive the remainder of their roger ere It IS the first time (to the t"'d Ri hard "Th According to Richards,"Since April before the April 30 deadline. I best of my knowledge) that a three I ev~, Sal c s. e~ are Pell money. "I always bring my Pell and my . the DSSG concentrated its efforts hi [h b 'led] going to develop a~ short hst of "They took $625 out of my Pell TAP, early," she said. Additionally, ! .year istory as een cornpi aspo tential I speakers ror thespnng . on getting the.referendum increase, to what the club requested and what I t E all' t t th for tuition," said Eve Acosta, a she said that she was not aware of I b II d " semes ere qu y rmpor an, ey they were unable to form the com­ lower junior and a Search for any error on her application and she a c ~ was a ocate . are going to put in place a structure mittee until recently. But, it il­ Education, Elevation and never received any letters advising RIchards. went on to add--th~t a to facilitate a speakers series for lustrated the gargantuan hurdles Knowledge student. They gave me a her of a mistake." If my applica­ two year history was also compiled succeeding governments "he con- one overcome when you have an ef­ ~ check for $230 instead of $855." tion wasn't in order, she said, "then as to which clubs actually spent tinued. . , fective government and we couldn't Acosta discovered this when she why didn't somebody contact me. I most of the money allocated to Speakers will be selected from have done it without Helpline and received her Pell check on Monday, don't understand between April them-a factor which Patelli used areas suc.~ as Business, Politics, the clubs," November 9. ' and now why someone couldn't as one of the key .elements in James Murphy, director of finan­ have contact me." deciding which clubs got hit hardest cial aid, said that students who had Debbie Carrion, an upper senior as a result of the decrease in budget money taken- from their Pell to and a SEEK student, who also said funds. cover tution cost either made an er­ she filed her application on time, The three clubs which received ror on their applications or did not went to the Financial Aid Office the highest allocations were file on time. "Less than one percent "at least five times" over the sum­ the National Association for Black of the students filed on time," he mer because ' 'they (TAP) didn't Accountants, the Foreign Trade said. Errors, he stated, included a send me anything. I hadn't received Society and the Italian Society. missing social security number, a anything and that's why I went." Richards, who W3$ once the presi- ­ missing type of income tax form us­ According to Carrion, she was dent of the Foreign Trade Society, ed by their parents, or the income told that she had not filled out her commented as to why the club· was listed in the wrong place. According mother's income on her applica- awarded one of the highest amoents, . to Murphy, if an error was found 7~ on an application, the student (Continued on Page 7, Col.B) (Continued on Page CoI.3) - November 17,1987 Paae 2 The Ticker Noyeaber 17, 1987 The TIcker EDITORIALS- LETTERS· , . NOT EXACTLY CAIRO Plasma De Stimldi/Christop~~r (\.. Ward AN UNNECESSARY SITUATION To Tbe Editor: Since attacking this problem by Welfare" Warfare enforcing neatness in the 10th floor "Two all beef patties, special sauce, let­ To end poverty is not just a noble cause, Those of us unfortunate enough cafeteria, appropriate use of gar­ tuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame­ it is a saintly cause. Who wouldn't like a to have to use the bathrooms bage cans on other floors, etc. can seed bun" The song plays over and over on world where everybody gets their share of As reported in this issue, students have been barred from using the staircase in 46 E. 26th S1. This wherein the plagues of Egypt are present serious logistical problems, the TV ·set, compelling and prodding you the pie? Where the bad are punished, the decision madeby the Baruch Security Office inorder to prohibit those not affiliated with the college reenacted (read "roaches" for we wonder why nobody has yet from entering through the unguarded freight entrance is admirable. The ID card-showing policy is a into that now famous "Big Mac Attack." good rewarded, and the cure for the com­ "locusts", "fruit flies" for thought of routine and frequent The commercial is over, and all America mon cold is secure on the shelf of the corner good one, and although it is sporadically enforced, the number of criminal incidents has decreased since spraying of the affected areas and '''frogs'', absence of deodrizers in runs out of their homes to the nearest drugstore. As alluded to before, the share it was implemented in the Fall of 1986. However, creating a situation where the elevator traffic is so bad the urinals for "famine", etc.), placing deodorants in the urinals. as to render arriving on time for class nearly impossible, is not the answer. McDonalds, to satisfy their insatiable of the pie one attains is dependent on how wonder why we must also endure Repairs on hand dryers and alter­ burger hunger; My attack in full force, I much "pie" the individual wants. If the nate brands of toilet tissue and the insufferable indignity of single­ found myselfbetween the golden arches, on U.S. did not have a welfare system, people One student was quoted as saying that safety is more important than the hassles of elevator traffic ply toilet tissue, broken air dryers hand towels would also be very line, waiting behind a guy who bought his would have two reasonable choices: either and this is certainly true if the only viable measure available creates these hassles. Fortunately, this is and only sporadic replacement of much appreciated. If you change Mac, fries, a large Coke, and an apple pie, work to survive, or not survive. The state of not the only viable measure as it is possible to maintain security in the building without having endless that most perplexing item of the specs on your bids for these with food stamps. Let's rephrase that-the our economy in 1987 simply does not war­ elevator lines. The reasonable solution to this problem is to hire an additional security guard to watch all-the water soluble paper hand items, you can still go with the low the aforementioned entrance to ensure that no undesirables are able to gain entry. Better yet, the securi­ government calls them food stamps; I call rant a welfare system where the energy of towel. Is this what we endured the bidder, no? them "my tax dollars". While I had work­ millions is channelled into lethargy, drug ty office could re-assign one of the two guards who currently check ID's at the elevators to the freight closing of half of the bathrooms in entrance. The latter plan would also save the school the minimal cost of hiring another employee. ed for the chance to raise my cholesterol addiction, crime, and suicide. the 17th street building for aI1' entire S. Kohn, Sr. C.L.T. level, I discovered that I was also paying for But the idea of helping the poor through semester for? Department of Natural Science The current situation in 46 E. 26th St. is horrendous and realistically cannot be tolerated any longer. the carnivorous wet dream of the customer a difficult time is a good one. In a state of Students must not continually be late to class because ofthe unbelievably long lines and instructors can­ in front of me. national emergency, during an economic not be expected to begin the period 20 minutes into the allotted time. This is a ridiculous procedure depression, during a war, government aid is which forces students who have classes on the lower floors to take the elevator in lieu of walking up. ROUND THREE It is wholly unfair, that in our society, necessary to keep the stability of the coun­ Baruch students as a result of this are losing valuable learning time which they pay for. Worst of all, the people who WORK and act responsibly try intact. It should not be a permanent way safety of everyone involved is placed in jeopardy because as the lines become longer the security quards To The Editor: must pay into a welfare systr m of life, however, which reduces those im­ (J .S. took quick actions, transfer­ become more careless in checking ID cards. I refer to Christopher Ward's ar­ which condones and rewards inactivity and poverished to nothing more than non­ red the ownership of 11 Kuwaiti ticle, that appeared in your 10/29 recklessness. I couldn't help thinking if working slaves dependent on the govern­ tankers to a company in the V.S. issue of Ticker, headed "Vietnam the man in front of me really needed the ment for their existence. and the ships are now eligible for Round Two". Ward has the view government's handouts, he would have There is DO easy answer, as we go into American military protection. This that America is the superpower and been using the food stamps for three generation after generation of welfare is the real reason for the U.S. action should knock out Iran. I would like . pounds of hamburger meat or ten pounds families, families where the children learn in the Gulf. to mention a few points so that he of chicken, to feed his family instead of on­ the way to earn a living in the U.S. is to When the President sent Mr. and the readers may have a better ly himself. Welfare, as it stands, is proof have a child soon after puberty, and collect McFarlane to Iran, he initially A LARGER CONSENSUS view of this political issue. that the free ride is alive and well. that all important check, stamps, etc. every claimed that he did not have any According to Ward, America month. Government assistance is such an cake or a Bible signed by him. The The "Peter principle", the idea that a wants peace in the Persian Gulf integrated way of life that welfare mothers president was proved wrong by the person rises to the level of his own in­ ,and the V.S. must use all its force to have been known to brag how they raised parliamentary speaker of Iran. pressure Iran to come to a cease­ competence, can also be applied to the Last year the Day Session Student Government took part in the co-sponsorship of two lectures when he showed the Bible with the their children "all by themselves." It is a fire. If the V.S. is so concerned, psyche of the welfare recipient. A person presenting Michael Manley. former prime minister of Jamaica and Randall Robinson, executive direc­ president's signature on it. Why sad state of affairs when government why is it takin~ides? The U.S. is rises to the level of his own security and tor of TransAfrica. In both cases the auditorium was filled to capacity, leaving no doubt that those two was it necessary to tell lies? Are you assistance is viewed not as a temporary con­ preventing Iranian imports from comfort. Human beings are very adaptable candidates had succeeded in appealing to the Baruch Community. scared of the truth? dition but a terminal occupation. entering the U.S. so that Iran might creatures; they have survived quite well, Ward claims that Iranians hate Marx called religion the opiate of the not have any currency to buy arms. through ice ages, wars, famine, and a This semester the student government has refined their system of choosing candidates by forming a Americans and America is the masses; he then used Communism to The U.S. allows Kuwait to set aside number of other atrocities. The ability of speakers committee made up of the president, vice-president and three council members. It is expected great Satan. Iran does not hate any replace the effect belief in God had some of its oil for Iraq so that Iraq the individual to survive the rigors of ex­ that this committee will act as a think tank to create ideas for new candidates that attract as many or American citizen. Iran hates the on preventing the people from rebelling mly continue with its war. The U.S. istence is dependent on exactly what kind of against their mortal oppressors. Com­ even more students. Since most of the lectures have been organized by John Richards, stu­ policies of the administration and attacks. Iranian targets that attack life that individual will accept. It depends munism, at least in theory, tells the people dent government president, the formation of the committee may enable the Oc;SG to provide a the methods that they employ in im­ neutral country ships. What about on what the individual expects from speaker before the end ofthe semester. Although this is a step in the right direction, it should not be the plementing them. This view of Iran that everyone has the same amount of shipping targets that Iraq attacks? himself, and what kind of life he can feel final effort to make the selection process more efficient. was vstated by (he Iranian Am­ secu:te-~~-a1ldcomfol ibeto~ Why does the U.S. not prevent Iraq tabl, asci {}It ~~:{n·~~~~~~~·WJ~~~-/?~~ bassador to the U_N. from hitting ships and hit back at the whole, whether or not "the government is those who are on it that they are equal to Since it is the students that must be interested to attend a lecture, a suggestion for those in charge of Mr. Ward has a great emotional them, if they are really trying to br­ the provider or whether the person is depen­ their hard working counterparts. It tells the this committee is to take a survey of speakers that most students would like to hear. With this link feeling that America is a super­ ing the war to a TRUE end? dent upon themselves, will not matter. free-loaders that they can nave access and established with the student body. the OSSG can choose the most appealing candidate without rely­ power and should therefore destroy NY Newsday of 10/27/87. pages Whatever system is set up, there will be the attain something for nothing. But how can ing on a philosophy dictated by "The end justifies the means." Iran with a single blow. America is 18-19. points out the faults that lay poor, the rich, and the middle class. something have worth that is not earned? made up of Americans. but that's with Iraq, the U.S. ally. It was Iraq For that matter, how can a person have all you are. We were all born from a For those who subscribe to the belief that that started the "tanker" war. It worth, if he is not responsible for his life? single clot and when we will die, we people's lives are pre-destined, for those was Iraq that broke the U.N. cease will be of no value. Do not deceive who subscribe to the idea that "luck" plays Welfare is a communistic ideal that sedates fire in August. The article goes on the impoverished so ·they won't rebel yourself to be great. Try to open a role in where we end up in life, this argu­ to say that the attack on the V.S. your eyes. De-program your brain ment will not wash. It is'very difficult to ac­ against the community at large. What Stark is believed to be intentional, and take a better look at yourself. cept the responsibility of controlling ones "dog" bites·the hand that feeds it? according to diplomats, in order to Take a walk alone in the forest and own destiny. When asked if he thought he Better the government give the poor aid, move the V.S. closely into the war. than to have them compete in the see if you are really ;g reat , There was lucky, Baseball great Ty Cobb said, "I The reflagging of the Kuwaiti will be only one power greater than make my own-luck." The U.S. has been workplace for their survival. It is a cruel tanker by the U.S. was more of a any of us, God the tg'reat. He is the founded on people who ''make'' their own luck, bureaucratic joke that while people in political move than to keep interna­ Superpower. and rise above the adversity inherent in our this country are making great progress in .: tional waters free. Kuwait had in­ America and Russia are only capitalistic nation. Welfare is. the alien ending the handicap of racism, in welfare, itially requested the Soviet Union to countries with large geographical condition whiclt demeans and belittles the ef­ they are facing a greater and even more re-flag or charter three oil tankers. boundaries and that's all they are. forts of so many, who have worked so hard. It demoralizing factor. A generation of young The U.S. had been slow to respond They have no superpower in them. tells a person that to survive, they do not have people who are being taught that the ...... John Greco to Kuwait's original request but Editor-In-Chief ...... to work. It tells women that it's OK to bring a government will take care of them. A Managing Editor...... Caitlin Mollison with the news of increased chance Fazleabbas Pirmohammed child into this world, even if she cannot generation of people who don't care.about News Editor ...... _ K~;~~tdhai-~~~ of Russian presence in the Gulf, the (Continued on Page 4, Col. J) provide for that child. It tells ~ man,.that he the quality of their lives. A generation of Features Editor . is no longer important, that hIS survival can young welfare children, millions, who view ·t -. Eric Kun Arts EdJ I or ...... be stripped from his hands and given to the the U.S. government as the end to all their Advertising Manager .. - .- -. .Shannon Brewton ATTENTION AD~.S"""t. government. While"eal" r men, "rking'wo , needs, the father in their families, and the Business Manager...... Laura Krvshak men, buy food with money, the welfare "God" to whom they owe their existence. Office Manllgt'r ...... Lisa Hut! iD~,~b~= man must use stamps. Is Communism any different'? Consultant Prof. Roslyn Bernstein -DeadUne for"ads

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...... ~ .. J>. '".,~=,~i~t?~:i The opinions on the Op-Ed pages are those of the Gar) Borress Diane Leppek Scott Pam Mark Callahan Michael Lugassy Jobn Ricard individual writers and do not necessarily represent Philip J. Darragh Quotatiolt of the Fortnight Pbil M ...~apia Susan Roberts Jobn Frank Cartos Miranda Audra Senkus "If it appears that they got a lot of money, the views of The Ticker editorial board. Nannette Gordon William Moran Martin Starkey it's not because I was once their president, but Robyn E. Henzel Jacqueline Mulhern Jaime Tall Jim LeMaire Laura Osman CbrisloplJer A. Ward because they are and they have been one of the most active clubs. " The Ticker accepts only typewritten and signed -John Richards, president of the .Day Session Student Government opinion pieces for publication. The Ticker is published seven times a semester. All work with the exception of typesetting and printing is by Baruch. and former president of the Foreign . CUNY SA or graduate students. We welcome all contributions and critidsms that are typed and signed. We are Trade Society expl aining why the The Ticker, located in Room 301F of the Student Center. Our mailing address is 137 East 22nd Street, N~w York, N.Y.lOOlO. Student Council Finance Commit­ Room 301F of the Student Center• (212) 725-7620. tee gave The Foreign Trade Society Printing by Jae Kim Printing Co., Inc., 40 West 22nd Street in Manhattan. one of the three highest allocations

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"In this 'particular location, there ~p CLOSING wall. " Texas Tech U. was voted the f C- X...Y move towards goals of graduate' Board of Education represen­ would be a lot of resistance to that ...... ugliest campus of.them all-again. '0 study, community service or other tative Carol Cohen will be speaking SPONS Illustrated has once again idea on the part of parents or ~Q objectives, experience another to students on Nov. 19 about If it becomes necessary to cancel legislators or whoever..." says a ~ selected the school for that dubious classes or close college buildings culture, and learn about Puerto teaching possibilities in the New· ua health service official. Contra­ honor. But this time, loyal Tech NOMEL because of severe weather condi­ Rico. Graduate students may per­ York City public school system. A supporters have struck back. Some ceptives are dispensed at the health form exploratory or dissertation­ teaching career currently offers service clinic. tions or other emergencies, notifica­ canceled magazine subscriptions, tion will be broadcast on the follow­ related research, meet internship re­ many great benefits to students who and the local radio station held a ing radio stations throughout the quirements, take courses ap­ are interested in education. contest to determine the "Ugliest CONTRA­ BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed day involved: propriate to their degree objectives Carol Urbaitis, from Baruch's Magazine Staff in America." The ~------.., unavailable at CUNY, or work School of Education and Educa­ ~,! IT'58(£N 7HREE aee«: MYoo: we ~t' GOtN'6 AM FM winner? It wasn't Field & Stream. with cooperative arrangements bet­ VERSIAL o {?fit? 17ME 10 MC£ AJ OF IXT is! 1?J H;;VE to serne rO/{ WMCA­ 570 tional Services will also speak about mE m~T- WI1U- JTRE£T- O(JI? t3ROKER 51lY5 n« I'I1OI?E F(JEL.· ween various CUNY and' UPR how liberal arts majors can work i E;:rlCI[Nr 260I7p WOR­ 710 PARTY /'l ..» CRASH O(Jl? NtT WF..':".. units. towards state certification to teach Political luncheon. About 250 '1;+ r-:., K&4c.mE5 15 1180lr :;IX :JtJU.A1('j .35:/ Mfi&5 IN THfiT WABC­ 770 Villa Julie College (Md.) instructors /3A3 v' ~-c::: Participating CUNY students while earning a degree in liberal I( / WNYC­ 830 93.9 ANIMAL recently lunched in a temporarily ~ . WCBS­ 880 101.1 receive their regular aid from their arts. home colleges, and receive tuition. Anyone who is interested in in­ renamed "Fawn Hall," feasting on ?... ) WINS ­ 1010 DOGGED I' • Contra salad, bank- or hard-liner .~- WLIB ­ 1190 remission and free dormitory formation on a teaching career Spuds MacKenzie in court? A na­ rolls, olive-rs, and shredded cheese. WBLS ­ 107.5 . facilities from the UPR. The pro­ should attend this seminar on Nov. tional drug and alcohol abuse During the meal, they were serenad­ WFAS - 1230 104 gram might also provide limited ad­ 19, 1-2 p.m, in Room 307, 135 E. prevention group has asked federal ed by sounds of a computer room ditional financial support to certain 22nd St. Call Placement for agencies to investigate advertising shredder. The school wasn't mak­ The announcement will indicate students on the basis of need. Arts & Science Students at 725-3012 by Anheuser-Busch and Genesee ing a political statement, says its whether day or evening or both day CUNY undergraduates must pay for more information or to sign up. Brewing Company. The Alcohol president-only showing that and evening classes are cancelled. If regular tuition fees at their home and Drug Problems Association ob­ "Villa Julie College has a sense of classes are cancelled, all staff except colleges. jects to Anheuser-Busch's licensing humor. " those designated to provide VIOLENCE For more information, contact of Spuds. an English bull terrier, ~ t I~t IV /' ,""I.'" - ...---:"tClr emergency coverage are released Antonio Lauria, director. or LECTURE for use in children's toys. The NO -:";":,1 -/ /,v.:--/";:l,l'l{ without charge to leave balances. • ',~ ,';.:. r, CV\' Suzana Cabanas, assistant to the group also claims Genesee's com­ ~/"/( ,'f : I :.. ';\/ ~" -~) The college switchboard, 725-3.000, Lenox Hill Hospital is presenting • -, .;. I » I. I " r 1('" .." f 7} director, CUNY-UPR Academic , ,~ ""'! .. mercials suggest alcohol use is a wav LANDING '.: " : ~:. . .fIr,." ': ,.'/,.' ,F, (r '/'- and the President's Office, a lecture on Tuesday, November 17, • .."' I !'t/I> " •• , ( -, I- .J>-" 'I")'~:/"'I Exchange Program, Centro de to solve problems. , ~,,~ , ' 505-5856, will be staffed by 1987, at 7:30 p.m. The lectureis en­ ., . Estudios Puertorriquenos, Hunter EXCEPT SUNDAYS . ,." :' • t . l't ;. \. :: I employees who will provide titled,"Violence Against Ourselves: College CUNY, 695 Park Ave.• Understanding Self-Destructive CONDOMS No permit means no parking. Ar­ emergency coverage. When condi­ Box 584, New York, NY 10021, Behaviors." The lecture will review my recruiters regularly land tions require early dosing, the Per­ Telephone: (212) 772-5696/5689. the consequences of low self­ CAN'T COME helicopters on the Embry-Riddle sonnel Office will notify each office esteem.drug-abuse, alcoholism, and Now is not the time for vending Aeronautical U. campus when they promptly. OPEN other forms of self-destructive machi ne condom sales on Georgia come to recruit students. But they behavior. Speakers will include campuses. The idea was much went too far the last time they HOUSE members of Lenox Hill Hospital's discussed at the U. of Georgia, visited. It seems their chopper took AIDS staff and the N.Y.C Police-Depart­ The City University Graduate ment.and other special guests. The nature. The freshmen were told ex­ bv an increase of the St udent Ac­ a five minute presentation on contradiction to the past Ticker eiii­ INFORMATION School's Office of Expanded lecture is free to all who are in­ LET-TERS actly what it was for and signed it tiviry Fee. This being the case Helpline's services, recruitment and dons. Helpline will continue to in- Educationai Opportunity- will be .. terested. 'seating-'j's IJrnited.-·Tlckets . , then. shouldn't they be informed of this the referendum. holding a special open house for can be obtained by dropping by or (Continued from Page 2) form and serve the students about The Baruch College AIDS I am highly disappointed at how proposal? Helpline and Day Session minority students interested in calling Lenox Hill Hospital Health For incoming students the important issues. because we strive Education Task Force wishes to in­ this issue was covered. Helpline is a Student Government decided that graduate study. Students can meet Education Center, 1080 Lexinton referendum issue will be one of the to know all the facts and present form members of the Baruch com­ service that tries to deal with the addressing these st udents would be them as such. with representatives of more than Ave.(E. 76th St.),Telephone, (212) most important decisions they will munity interested in the latest up­ needs of the student.body. The fact beneficial for the proposal as well as 20 of the nation's top universities. 439-3150. have to make at Baruch. the results to-date information on the AIDS Helpline that you would try to cast disper­ for them (the freshmen). They will learn how to prepare a will be seen during their time here. Teresa A. Gu ich epidemic that the Baruch College sions on a group of students whose Secondly, the presentation time successful application for graduate Helpline acted responsibly in Helpline Member Library Reference Division (sixth TALENT main concern is what effects the reserved for Helpline to speak of presenting the issue and asking the admission' and financial aid, and ,!. Supporters Baruch community. is unbelievable. the nature of the organization \\ as floor) is now receiving the AIDS find out how graduate education students to sign the petition. Weekly Reader, published by the SEARCH It is deplorable to use erroneous in­ separate from the time allotted to can.,,give them an edge in today's Ultiumately to cast a vote, yes or Institute for Health Policy Studies, To The Editor: formation from an unidentified "rally for signatures." tough job market. no. You are underestimating their University of California. San Fran­ Talent scouts from Busch source. Helpline is and will always Thirdly. in arranging. to hav e a The Open House for Minority intelligence to decipher what says cisco, California. Gardens. The Old Country, in I am writmg this letter in be dedicated to providing services speaker make a presentation on the Graduate Students \\;11 be held on .. Attendance Sheet" and "Petition This weekly publication offers a Williamsburg. Va., will hold audi­ response to the lead editorial-in the and informing the Baruch student referendum, in several cases I opted Fridav, Nov. 20, from 11:30 for Referendum". The petition compendium of news stories and ar­ tions here on Monday, December 7. October 13 issue of The Ticker. body on issues that will affect them. to inform the leaders themselves to 7 p.m., at the City University itself states the current fee, propos­ ticles containing the latest informa­ 1987 from II a.m. to 4 p.m. at the Your editorial implied that Helpline If that is unethical then count me and asked them to pass this infor­ ed fee increase and how the money tion on research, policy Graduate Center. 33 W. 42 St.. just West Side Dance Project. 220 W. acquired signatures for the referen­ In. mation to their freshmen. If the will be allocated if the referendum EXPAND off Fifth Ave. in Manhattan. For dum petition by unethical lobbying. developments and general news leaders. many of who are also part passes. more information, call (212) (Continued on Page 8, Col. 5) First of all let me say I am a Allison Reeves items pertaining to the AIDS of the Helpline and/or DSSG. were 790-4242. mem her of Helpline and have been themselves presenting the proposal, As for your assertion that "many epidemic. r-·------. for the past three and a half years. it seems quite contradictory to state leaders witnessed this to their To The Editor: YOUR Correct me if I'm wrong. but when "leaders witnessed (speakers on the disbelief," again you are wrong. U·PR ------.lWhopp'e~ a newspaper prints an editorial it is referendum) to their disbelief." Helpline members spoke at approx­ The Ticker editorial insults based on facts and the editors Who did this editor speak to? imately ten classes from a total of EXCHANGE should be aware of both sides of the freshmen students. They're not Although this is an editorial, in 52. The leaders I encountered were HORIZONS DatesTo ReDleDlber issue. But brainstorming in order to idiots. One-third of the referendum the Joe Biden manner, it seems in­ cordial and plesant . After the PROGRAM fill space in the last few seconds is sheer. which measures eight and presentation they made no attempt excusable that an organization like somewhat questionable in ethics half by fourteen inches, contained The Ticker should use such to voice their disbelief. So I ask who tntercambio. the academic ex­ information about how I he acti vi­ was upset? itself. unethical procedures in procuring BY change program between CUNY I sp o ke in four Freshmen tv fee increase was going to be divided among several student its unsubstantiated i nf'orrnat ion. From our Freshmen Seminar and the University of Puerto Rico Seminar classes and I informed talks we have at least forty people at Rio Piedras, is now open to ap­ each class leader what topics were organizations. Do you really think As a Helpline member, freshmen Nov. 19 Thu Teaching lecture; see Takes. who are interested in joining plications from students and faculty going to be covered. These topics that anyone could sign and leader and the Chairperson of the Nov. 20 Fri Last day to apply for readmission for next Helpline. A few freshman came to BECOMING for the ]988-89 academic year. The were Helpline, Recruitment and the print his or her name and then Day Session Student Government, semester and last day to resign from add his social security number. it seems not only our responsibility the office for pamphlets, and deadline for applications is Jan. classes(graduate) and CUNY open house; referendum. The only hint of up­ general information. Some did not position 1 encountered was in the believing they were merely singning but our duty to inform the 30, 1988. see Takes. know of Helpline's existence and The Program may accommodate form of Linda Zuech, a Freshman an attendance sheet? freshmen of current event s that A Nov. 26 Thu Thanksgiving recess. College closed. were glad to find out. ten undergraduates, six graduate Semi nar leader and also The Ticker . have a direct affect on them. Nov. 27 Fri DITfO. and five professors from news editor. Ms. Zuech's inquiry Emily Aranjo In closing my letter I want to students, Dec. 1 Tue Last day to apply for an overload or other CUNY, to spend semester or a full was as to whether we had permis­ Miriam Ynocencio make clear Helpline is first and a permissions for the next semester. year at the UPR. In addition to sion to speak about the referendum. foremost a peer counseling service PART OF Dec. 7 Mon Early Registration for Spring88 semester. The answer was and is our coor­ To The Editor: that offers a wide variety of services these full-time interchanges, the Dec. 8 Tue DITfO. dinat or Liz Toepfer spoke to To The Editor: to the Baruch student body. We program intends to sponsor a series Dec. 9 Wed DITTO. Elizabeth Thangaraj, Director of In regards to the editorial. ap­ take our role on campus very of lectures, symposia, and other ac­ Dec. 10 Thu DITfO. Freshmen Orientation and inform­ pearing in the October 13 issue of Upon reading your lead editorial seriously and make every effort to THE TICKER tivities, drawing upon the faculties ed her what we were covering. If The Ticker, concerning Helpline's on Helpline's "unethical lobbying" help any student in need. Assuming of both institutions. Ms. Zuech was so inclined to find alleged "unethical lobbying," I / I found a lot of holes in the repor­ you know the facts as a newspaper intercarnbio is especially in­ out what channels were cleared she would like to sort the fantasy from'! ting and think it's time to set the is one of the worst things to do,, terested in students of the Social would know this. the reality. record straight. I was one of the when you do this it dilutes your Sciences, Arts, Humanities, Educa­ To the claim that freshmen sign­ For starters, freshmen will ~ the Helpline members who went to the credibility and gives misinformation tion Health Sciences and other Freshmen Seminar classes and gave to Baruch students. It is sturly a hurr:an sciences and services, while ed the petition unknowing it's largest number of students,affected

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was told it was being taken care of. told her it would take four-six mon­ CLUBS Murphy said, "Two or three days ths from the date of issuance which Blood Drive Turnout before registration we run a com­ was in August. Jack Catalano, a puter check on TAP and Pell. " The college office assistant Level I at the (Continued from Front Page) awards are printed onto the Bursar's office, signed a note writ­ bursar's receipt, according to what ten by Acosta that stated "Eva Is Second To Record UIf it appears that they got a lot of the UAPC has processed. "The Acosta will receive her TAP four­ money, it's not because I was once school takes TAP first. IfTAP isn't six months from the date that is on By JACQUELINE MULHERN their president, but because present or sufficient we use Pell. If her TAP award letter. t, The Fall 1987 Blood Drive had the Everyone who registered to give they are and have been one of the the application was on time and the Bernard P. Klepper, the assistant second highest number of donors blood received a stuffed lion and a most active clubs.. .1 am still a information was correct. there was controller, said, "Looks like the since the Greater New York Blood thank you letter by mail in mem ber but not an act ive no way it would not have been pro­ major refunds won't be until Program started coming to Baruch gratitude. During the club fair last member. " cessed." January." He stated that Acosta in 1977. The number of registered month, Aylman dressed up as Peter Agr09 the president of the Acosta and Carrion's bursar's and Carrion were not on the first donors increased to 319, of whom Count Dracula to jokingly persuade Italian Society explained why his receipts at the beginning of the cur­ payment roster so "it will probably Portraits for the rent semester listed Pell and not take awhile." Additionally, he said Yearbook 286 gave blood. The other potential people to sign up and give blood. club received one of the largest 33 donors were deferred due to Aylman explained that the slogan amounts simply by, stafing that his TAP Murphy said. "A lightbulb that if the rosters are sent to the medical reasons, according to Carl is a humorous way of dealing with club has approximately ISO people. should have gone off in their UAPC before the 15th of a given Aylman, the director of the Student the common fear of giving blood. "We are one of the biggest heads" when they saw the receipts. month, the refunds will usually be Activities Center and the organizer He purposely concentrates on the clubs," said Agro, "and still grow­ "We're dealing with college in by the following 15th." We try as of the blood drive. positive aspects of blood donation ing. We get new members every students and limited resources. We hard as possible to get the refunds The most successful of the drives to make it a positive experience. week. We are an up-and-coming can't hold their hands every step of out. We are probably the best the way." - are being photoorophed now. Please rnoke was in Fall 1986, when 299 out of "The number one reason they club." (within CUNY) in getting refunds. 336 potential donors gave blood. don't give blood is fear. It's a lot Lucia Tribuzio, a 'member of the Carrion stated that when she The students usually get them note of the folloWing information. After a decrease in Spring 1987, the easier to give money (because) it's a club, mentioned many of the ac­ noticed the Pell listing on her before Christmastime." number of donors is up again, bit colder...This is a more personal tivities the club was or is involved receipt she went to the Financial Carrion said, "This happened to Aylman said that the Fall drives thing. " in. They ranged from the Foot­ Aid Office and was told it would be a lot of people-classmates of changed. "A man stamped my Monday, Nov. 30th always have more donors than the Aylman claims that donation ball Wedding, where football mine. It wasn't only me. There was ones in the Spring, guessing that causes very little physical discom­ heroes were given out to the Valen­ receipt. I thought everything was a girl on line and behind me com­ Dates through "Maybe they (the students and fort. The entire process lasts about tine's Day party. She also mention- okay, but I knew it wasn't in the plaining about it." computer. I thought he would enter faculty feel once a year is enough;" one hour. Blood donors register, ed the club's scheduled fashion Murphy was unable to supply the The blood drive this year took receive a physical exam, donate it later." Acosta also stated that she ______F_r_i_d_ay, Dec. 11th show which, if possible, would be spoke to a man in the Financial Aid exact number ofstudents who are in place on October 27, 28, and 29. their blood and then rest- The ac- covered on television. this predicament, but agreed that it Aylman discussed the different tual time of donation is only 15-20 Office who "said not to worry Each of the_93 clubs received at about it." was a lot. "I couldn't even venture responsibilities of the school and minutes. least the minimum allocation of $200. a guess," he said. ~ 'But the majori­ Times A potential blood donor may be A lower senior who wished not to ty of the students noticed that their --11:00 A.M. - 7:00 P.M. deferred to another time for many 1------' be identified said she filed her ap­ TAP was on their bill and came to medical reasons, ranging from ma­ plication later, but "I assumed that clear it up." He stated that this pro­ jor surgery to ear piercing (fear of if they didn't ppay me, they would blem should not happen agan as infection from a needle.) Financial Aid pay me backj when I graduated. registration will be computerized Once the Greater New York The same thing happened to my starting semester and this should Place __ Blood Service, an organization af­ (Continued from Front Page) brother." This senior has still not make the receipts more understan­ Student Center (R. 302) filiated with the Red Cross, has col­ been paid, "so I don't care. It's the dable. lected the blood, the donations tion. "I know it was there;" she government's. I didn't need the Hector L. Santos, a financial and undergo several steps before they said. "There's no way I'm going to money at the time anyway." counselor for the SEEK depart­ are given in transfusions. The blood file for financial aid without put­ Acosta said she was originally ment, stated that in order for the For Further Information and ~ointmentPlease Contact: is tested for impurities and infec­ tiung it down." Carrion stated that told it would take eight months to problem to be corrected, it must be be reimbursed for the money she tions. Uninfected blood is then she asked to see her application so (Continued on Page 8. Co/A) Student Center (Dorothy's desk) or 725-3230, -3057 typed into categories of 0, A, B, the mistake could be corrected. but has lost. Later the. Bursar's office AB, and Rh positive and negative. or One unit of blood can be separated 'into -five different com- Thornton -Studio Inc. . -- POttertls"that--an--iJetp"tll'--tl)--five people; 'Red cellsare used to treat 18~e~27thSt.,N.Y.,N.Y. 1QOQ~2-6~~7~25~~~~~~~~~~ e.t--AJ' 7, anemia and blood loss. White cells D1redor of Stadellt Adtvlties. are given to leukemia patients. Plasma is part of the treatment for the Blood Program, explaining that burn victims. Platelets are given to ''Our end of it is to get the donors, .patients with cancer -or internal their end is to get the blood." The bleeding. Crypoprecipitate is ad­ Student Activities Center uses ministered to hemophiliacs. TheClub .&.OrganizatioANetwol"kcontiDBeS tomeetI various marketing techniques to Aylman described blood dona­ persuade people to participate in tion as U a life-giving experience." the program. For example, they us­ He remarked that "It's a very nice ed an advertising campaign with a feeling that something you've done lion exclaiming "I'm no coward!" will help someone and probably in the Ticker and on posters. save their lives.' The .Networkis an-informaldiscussiongroup which explores your potential as a student leader. An emphasis In MemoriBDI is on leadership skills, communication and problem solving. The Management Department is Bernard Crane, Associate Pro­ saddened to report the death of fessor of English and a member of Professor John W. Humes, this the faculty for the past 30 years, September 8. Jack Humes was a died of heart failure Friday9 Oc­ Join us November 10 and thereafter gifted teacher and good friend to tober 2, at the University of his colleagues and to many of his Alabama hospital in Birmingham. Every Tuesday at 3:00 p.m., students. Those of us who knew He had been preparing to return to him felt he was inspirational, a uni­ New York to resume teaching his que and special person. In the classes at Baruch the following Room 302 in the Student Center department we have begun to solicit week. He 'was 60 years old. funds for some sort of memorial for At Professor Crane's funeral in PLENTY or SAVINGS! Jack, the exact form of which has Sag Harbor, Long Island, Andrew not been decided. In any case, we Lavender, Professor Emeritus of UP Order Now-- would like to invite any of his English, delivered a eulogy which is s former students and friends on the excerpted here: TO 75 Off. Pay in March! faculty who so desire to either offer "In the classroom, Bernie was a a small contribution or- help us by superlative -teacher of drama-and Gold Rings* suggesting the form this memorial a fine critic. And those few of us For Information, contact: should take, or both. Contributions who knew him from the beginning are tax-deductible, and checks knew that he could write with in­ JlRTQ1B~Qe Debra Rick-Duggan should be made out to "Ber:nard sight, onginality, and style. He-gave or Pierre Tribaudi Baruch College (Humes Fund)", his students quality and strove to in­ and sent via. campus mail to either spire it in them. Seeking the best in Noy 30 10·3 pm 23rd st. Lex 725-3057 725-3347 Prof. George Schneller or Prof. them, he was never satisfied with Lou Stern, Management Depart­ anything shoddy or indifferent Dec 1&2 4:3D-8:45pm 5th fl 28th st _ ment. Box 507. from them. -i-Professor Myron SchwartuntUI D. JC TIME PLACE ~ ~ReQuor.c I _ - 1988 NtCarved Class RIngs • ·Otter valid only lor lIle pVrdIase 01 ArtC¥vedcolleg. rt... 'unn, dala Ibove. I

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were 100, But, that 664 that voted STUDENTS BARRED for the increase is a sure sign ofstu­ ARTS&". Student Fee dent support for the measure." FROM USING STAIRS Increase BySALVATOREF.BELLUOMO (Continued from Front Page) Financial Aid FEATURE"S Last week Baruch students found that they were not permitted to use cleared up the day the student the staircase-leading up to the lower registers. NOVEMBER 17, 1987 BARUCH COLLEGE, CUNY PAGE 9 floors at 46 E. 26th St. "I called Albany in August," According to Martin Gill. said Acosta; "they said not to assistant director of security,''The worry about it. They shouldn't have. fellow student "asked me if I took exams." gate is supposed to be locked closed ROM time to time we've all been To which she added, "It makes me so angry the right to take your money . heard muttering the age-old at all times." He stated that " It is without at least asking you." DISPELLING when a professor feels he has to lower his phrases. "I hate school. " MYTHS locked for security reasons." standards. It's not true." Said Carrion, "I'm upset. I was F. "When's the next 'vacation?" He believes that if left un-check­ Other examples of myths that Torres really counting on that money. I'll "Why didn't I go away to school?" These ex­ ed, "It would lead to unsafe condi­ probably graduate before I get it. has witnessed with regard to interaction tions when the door or gate are left clamations, along with many others like them, Integration With Baruch between the visually impaired and the nOD­ -e First they said eight months, but are often uttered in discontent, hoping to reach open." He further added that c now it's six months. It's still a long disabled are that often "visually impaired pe0­ z a sympathetic ear.True, college is not easy, but "People could get by security . < time. ple are shouted at. For some reason people ~« for some it's an even more trying ex- .guards because the freight entrance . Community Is The Goal seem £0 think that we are hard of hearing. Acosta said, "Now I have to take -~ perience. For those students who are visual­ doors are open from 9 a.m. till 6 their word that I'm going to get my which is not true, unless of course you have cr ly impaired, each day can be, at the least p.m. for deliveries into the C money in four to six months. How both a visual and a hearing disability." In fact, « By LAURA KRYSHAK building." There are no guards --e: can I be sure? It's frustrating." challenging and often discouraging. the visually impaired person, if anything, hears posted at that entrance. ~ better than a non-visually impaired person as a "Anyone who wants to know "College is hell! Nobody knows you. Gill said he feels that result of that sense being more keen to com­ why they didn't get their TAP can Nobody wants to know you," says Ancil students sometimes add to When Flemming was asked why she join­ communication are Baruch's computer pensate for- the loss of sight, explains Torres. come to my office," stated Torres, president of the Visually Impaired ed the club, she answered, "I joined two center for the visually impaired and a security's problems, "students stuff Murphy. Another thing that Torres notices is that paper into the lock in order to get Student's Integrating Society. years ago...for moral support (in terms of) machine . called the DowAler t , a "people are afraid to speak directly to the around it." Eileen Flemming, VISIS' treasurer and knowing that other people were there, hav­ valuable machine to a visually impaired stu­ visually impaired." Therefore, they will instead On an attempt to make use of the member since the club's inception, said, ing .the same problems as you do in dent. At different times throughout the "speak to others who are with them," so staircase, security guards Venno Locked gate at 46 E. 26da St. "At times it's frustrating. The campus is college." Flemming "wanted to be able to day, articles coming from newspapers and that in fact they are speaking through an and Minolfo said that the gate was elevator traffic." INTERVIEWERS very large. The elevators can be a problem, share problems and information with other magazines such as The New York Times. "interpreter." rather than directly to the locked. Asked why, Venno said. "It Gill added that the staircase T-ICKER and sometimes students scratch off the students. and also, try to solve some." The Wall Street Journal. Forbes. U.S. visually impaired person. braille numbers. " News and World Report. etc. are read by was what they told us to do." Accor­ is not to be used for up-going traffic. Torres says, that "Blind people are Finally, it is through achieving the third goa! VIDEO Started in the Fall of 1985, VISIS was volunteers from the media, and broadcast ding to Minolfo, "The gate is to be but "because of a panic device on forgotten a lot," especially in reference to of the club that Torres hopes to dispel these formed to "try to make Baruch as conve­ on the DowAlert via radio waves. Says locked at all times because of too the gate, students can always go the construction of a new building like the myths, thus being able to create a strong TAKES nient as possible for visually impaired or Torres, "I have a very positive feeling much confusion on the staircase." down. " one planned for Baruch's campus. sense of socialization by and amongthe club disabled people," says Torres. "We want about what the school is doing." Upon inspection of the gate,the IIOVIPIPEI "They're always an after-thought." members. Says Torres, "We want to try to (Continued from Page 5) to make them aware of the opportunities at It is also through such communication bolt was found to be set in the SPECIALISTS However, Torres and the members of get a lot of interaction going between the college so that they can improve and integration that Torres hopes unlocked position, causing the gate VISIS are trying to change this through disabled and non-disabled people." themselves. Show them that it can be VISIS will be able to achieve its goals and to open. communication. Says Torres, "Even One effort ofthe club to begin this process is done." subsequently dispel the myths some According to Scott Albert. a though we are an after-thought, when we taking place right now. Presently the dub is in­ Baruch student. it is "Annoying" Although the club was founded primarily people have with regard to the visually im­ do speak up they (the administration) are paired. Says Torres, "The club has a volved in a volunteer recruiting campaign to be denied access to the stairs with the visually impaired student in mind, very receptive. Baruch is among the leaders threefold purpose. One, to make the college which would not only help the members of when elevator traffic is so heavy as Torres stressed the importance of wanting in the City University with regard to pro­ as adaptive as possible for disabled persons. VlSIS on the scholastic level, but 'Would also to make students late for class. to attract to the club, people with other very grams for the visually impaired. They are Two, is to try to re-educate people at the serve the latent function of establishing the Finance student Kathy Benjamin. disabilities and' the non-disabled alike.. just great." Here Torres is referring to both interaction between the disabled and non­ Presently there are approximately 13 ~ college on the way they view disabled peo­ however, said "If it is for safety ,.Il£ARJNA&EM7ESCAU the programs and to people such as Dr. ple." Clearinzup the misconceptions that disabled that Torres wants. Future plans in­ precautions and they are only trying students in the club, but Torres says that he volve the inclusion of alumni as volunteers to ••1-82•• J~~~J~errone,__ ~~.QJr.~~!.o!" __' ..... ".,- ma Iota E sllon video program. Mr. Blum berg is a pioneer in the The Sigma Tau Chapter of Sigma use of portable video. ~: is program Iota Epsilon, the management..__ P,ck ell Your Icct : The Double honor society, is currently accepting D u rellSh 0 H' \\ (HI n urn e r 0 u S applications for new members. The awards. purpose of the organization is two­ fold: to encourage and recognize..__ scholastic excellence and to pro­ MALE mote cooperation between the academic and practical aspects of MODELS management. The requirements for member­ ! ship are. for undergraduates. com­ The American Express ~ Card can get \(jLJ WANTED virtuall. evervthmg from spectacles to i pletion of a minimum of 30 credits I of undergraduate course work at "orne prett. spectacular clothing. hen­ On Monday, Nov. 30. from Baruch College with a cumulative where from Sacramento to Shanghai 10:30-11 :30 a.m. there will be grade point of at least 3.0. In addi- So during college and after. it's an "Open Call :"or Male Models" tion, completion of one or more ad­ the perfect way to pay for lust about at the new Oliver Gram boutique, eventhiIlg you'll want 222 Columbus Ave. (at 70th St.). Ivanced (4000 or 5000 series) How to get the Card now" The respective winners of the I undergraduate management courses with a cumulative grade poi College 1:-- the firSblf!,l1 of success And "Open Call" will model. the new average of at least 3.0. because we hdie\'t' in your potential. we ve Fall Collection t he following Mon­ For graduate students, comple­ made it easier to get theAmerican Express Card day, Dec. 7, at the Opening tion of 9 credits of graduate course right now. \\hether voure :i freshman. seuior ­.. Party. This will be the· first '" work at Baruch College with a or grad student. look mto our new autornauc American store for the French approval offers For details. pick up an application clothier. cumulative grade point average of l-~'m()-TH at least 3.3. In addition, completion on campus or call E-CARl) anti ask For the "Open Call" judges will of one or more graduate manage­ for a student application. be from casting, theatre, fashion ment courses (9000 series) with a ~ and entertainment industry. TIle American Express Card. ..~ cumulative grade point average of Q. All applicants are asked to bring Don't Leave School Without It.W ...... at least 3.3. c their headshotlcomposite and .. ~.':L.!JlY ... resume with them. For applications addi­ E tional information come"into.. the ~.= Continued on paIe~14 j -compiledby Linda Zuech SollIe ...ben ., V.I.s.I.s. . . . ; ." ~ . ~ . ~ ~ ~~ ~-~~- ~--~'C:"".I'~~""" ~'.~.' ~- -~-.- -~-.'.'." 'lL:~ .~~.,"O\~:l.:f~.~~ €';~'-.~, ..:~-..,..~ ..-...o;Q,.~.~ ~~~:"iI'.' .;...... •.._.",.-r" .. .,.--...t·, -. _- •& .. ..,... _...--..-...... _...... '...... ' .•' .'.-•• .....' ...... ::.. ••••, ..:..••""'...... '. 'a..& ...... -Y.t·.::r..y ...... '-.,.. . •• ......

, . ....1. Tbe Ticker Nove_be.- 11,'1917 Novem~1' 17 ~ 1987 TbeTicker Page1t .. 1 7 j j .& i 1 ; FEATURES'- .- - staff is twice the size as WINS' staff. Kier­ ublic lying. Some thought the 'I'm sorry your old man croaked.' No, you rassing situation of government sanctioned sentences the better. To put it another way, nan's plan is to give ·&news in a lively word lying was a little harsh, so say, 'I'm sorry your father passed away.' killings in countries'which are supported by Lutz said, "This is the old dodge of, you Will greater,· local coverage friendly fashion" such that the listener !PI the word "doublespeak" was Passed away is a euphemism.,. Is this the U.S. Lutz said, "This use of language know. when you don't want them to know thinks to himself, "Gee I kinda like that created. The language was used doublespeak? No, because no one pretends constitutes doublespeak since it is designed what your saying. Sayan awful lot, and person and I'd love to meet him by the U .S. gevemment in re- to be deceiving anyone. You are doing it to mislead. to cover up the unpleasant." It they will lose it all in the words." An ex­ be the answer? sometime.', porting American military actions in Viet­ out of sensitivity for the feelings of your is designed to alter our perception of reali­ cellent example of gobbledygook is one that nam and prompted the concern about the friend. . ty. was given by Alan Greenspan, when he was WINS use of public language. During the war in When is a euphemism doublespeak. The second kind of doublespeak is chairman of President Nixon's Council of Indochina an American colonel, David H. "When a euphemism is used to mislead or jargon. the specialized language of any Economic Advisors. Greenspan said. "It is gets their E. Upfor, said at a press conference, "You deceive it becomes doublespeak," Lutz group. -trade, profession, or organization, a tricky problem to find the particular 10 MARKET'S aIALLENGE always write: it~s bombing. Its not bombing, said. A couple of years ago Congress man­ such as doctors, lawyers, engineers, etc. calibration in timing that would be ap­ "accu-weather" it's air suppert." Professor William Lutz, dated that the State Department had to "There is nothing wrong when it is used by propriate to stem the acceleration in risk If their Stern rival will rarely playa record, ratings questionnaire filled out by select chairman of the department of English at report each year officially on the status of the members of the group to communicate premiums created by falling incomes By JOHN GRECO from a mountain then WNEW's philosophy will be to have people in exchange for one dollar. Since Rutgers University, said. "The word human rights in countries around the among themselves; it is a quick efficient without-prematurely aborting the decline in their DJ. Dave Herman, play more music. there will always be those that neglect the Bloody Monday was a day of panic for in Pennsylvania. doublespeak was created at that instant." world. The State Department now had a means of communication. It identifies you the inflation-generated risk premiums." In Kiernan summarized this business strategy diary and hurriedly try to complete the thousands with a vested interest in the stock Coincidently, Upfor won the first problem, How could it report on violations as a member of that group," Lutz said. commenting about this statement. Lutz as "Don't 'out-Stern' Stern" and play questions before the deadline, it is probable market. New York investers' worst fears "The most 'important element to a news Doublespeak Award for his use of said, "What is particularly depressing is music instead. that they win turn on the radio while driving had been realized with the collapse. station in New York is not the news-it's doublespealc in 1974. that I guess the consistent. use of this "Imus is dead," he said. "NBC's whole to work between 7:00 and 7:30. While they Amid the financial tempest. a man listen­ the weather." The WINS program called Doublespeak was created from newspeak language will make you chairman of the ed with an anxious ear and recorded a pro­ "Accu-Weather" is broadcast from a and doublethink, two words and concepts Federal Reserve Board." fit rather than a loss. Ed Kiernan, vice­ mountaintop in Pennsylvania, while NEWS from George Orwell's novel. /984. Lutz The fourth kind of doublespeak is in­ president and general manager of WCBS 88 does local weather from a weather sta­ said, "Newspeak is discussed in 1984 by flated language. Inflated language is just AM News 88. since January said. "New tion at Kennedy Airport. This is not an ele­ Orwell ami he says 'the purpose of language that is designed to make the or­ York is the stock market." There was no ment that he wants WCBS to advertise newspeak,' which was the official language dinary seem extraordinary, the common doubt tbat the Wall Street debade was the because "I'm not sure we can do the of the totalitarian government of Oceania, seem uncommon, to be able to make every­ top story of news radio broadcasting on Oc­ weather better than anyone else." 'was not to provide a medium of expression day-things seem impressive. As an example tober 19. The new marketing strategy of WCBS for the world view, and mental habits pro­ of inflated language, Lutz said, "There is a "If you can score in the morning, you per to the devotees of Ingsoc; to make all Cadillac dealer in N.J. who does not sell can usually carry yourself throughout the NEWS 88 other modes of thought impossible ... used Cadillacs. He doesn't even sell pre­ day," said Kiernan at a Philip Morris Jour­ Newspeak was designed not to extend. but . By PWUP DARRAGH - owned CadiJIacs. He sells experienced­ nalism lecture "Big City Newsradio," spon­ gets their to diminish the range of thought." Orwell Cadillacs. " The U.S. Army doesn't retreat. sored by Dollars and Sense, the Baruch said. "The concept of doublethink means of human rights in "freedom loving coun­ Jargon becomes doublespeak when a it is a tactical redeployment; the American College undergraduate business review. The weather from the power of holding two contradictory tries that we support. You know, countries member of a specialized group uses it to Army is never ambushed, it simply engages business of broadcasting is to get ratings, beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and like South Africa, Chile, places like that," communicate with someone outside ;he the enemy on all sides." and when you tune in, whether you like the Kennedy accepting both of them." Lutz said. "You don't want to say the group, and uses it knowing that the non­ program or not, the ratings are recorded. Airport. The Committee on Public Doublespeak, Chilean, the South African, the member cannot really understand what is Language can be money, big money. In Kiernan's goal is to develop a successful which is a standing committee of the Na­ Salavadorean, or the government of being said. 1982 the IRS brought a civil suit against the Guatarnala systematically and regularly The third kind of doublespeak is "gob­ accounting firm of Ernst&Whinney. The marketing strategy, not only to attract more News 88 includes television commercials. tional Council of the Teachers of English, murders its own citizens; that's difficult to bledgook" or bureaucratese, "or as a col- IRS charged Ernst&Whinney with using listeners to CBS News 88, but to increase One such advertisement features recurring was founded pursuant to two resolutions say because it leads to political embarrass­ awareness of the AM dial. voice clips of Mayor Koch and Donald that the National Council passed at its an­ ment," Lutz said. The State Department Trump in sequence as if they were embroil­ nual meeting in 1971. ("Like any profes­ solved this problem in 1984 by deciding wces ed in an argument. This approach implies sional organization, the national council of that it would no longer use the word "kill­ that on News 88 you are not simply told a teachers of English passes resolutions;" ...there is no mafia in Atlantic City; NEWS 88 ing" in its annual report on the status of story, but you are actually put on the scene Lutz said.) We are not just teachers of human rights in countries around the wi th live coverage. The commercial was English. We have one statistician and a no such thing as a tax increase... recorded a world. Instead of the word "killing," it us­ tested in shopping malls and it "moved the philosopher on the committee as well." The ed the phrase "unlawful or arbitrary profit during dial." as Kiernan suggested. "It's like a committee publishes a Quarterly Review deprivation of life, a phrase which the State league of mine once called it, false, misleading, and deceptive terms; of taste test, not telling you about Pepsi Cola. ofDoublespeak, which started as a newslet­ Department claimed was more accurate," bureaucrapese," Lutz said. This kind of engaging in a verbal game. The court action the stock just bragging about Coke." The goal ofthis ter; it grew so popular that it was formaliz­ Lutz said. The State Department's real doublespeak is simply a matter of- piling on was over the tax returns that were filed on series of advertisements is to bring new ed into a journal. reason for'using this phrase is quite ob­ words; of..: overwhelming the listeners; the behalf of certain corporate clients. Here are crash. listeners to the AM dial. reinforce the in­ George Orwell published a famous essay, vious. It was to avoid discussing the ernbar- bigger the words and the longer" the To achieve these objectives, Kiernan has .tegriry of WCBS.88 AM~ exciteemployees PoJiliCSQR~Jhe-EngJish LlmgWlge,-~'whicll fCo.n.1i.nue.dQn. p.age 16).. .. heeded the expression: "Know your com­ and to ser a precedent for other successful gave us some of the more memorable petitors." In doing so he has become an en­ campaigns that have "teeth and legs." quotes on the role of language in politics cyclopedia of the format philosophies and "Our greatest challenge is to get the and public Ii fe," Lutz said. Orwell said: STEVE MARTIN JOHN CANDY marketing strategies of the stations in the generation of you to find out that there is "And this is an important idea.in radio indusuy.Ajvl and FM. an AM dial." More immediate challenges doublespeak, The great enemy of Kiernan discussed Howard Stern, the of the news reporting industry are coverage clear language is insincerity. When most popular disc jockey among college of the upcoming Olympics and elections, there is a gap between one's real PLANES,TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES students and probably the highest paid in and racial and economic issues of the tri­ and one's declared aims. one turns New York City. Stern established himself at state area. 'According to Kiernan, news is as it were instinctively to long What he really wanted was WNBC (66 AM) and "self-destructed" to "in-depth stuff about people being ripped­ words, and exhausted idioms. What to spend Thanksgiving with his family. K-ROCK (92.3 FM), according to Kiernan. off. That's what people care about.' , His has happened is that language has This move puts WNE\\' (102.7 FM) In reporting advice: research, be aggressive. become an instrument for not ex­ What he got was three direct competition with Stern for the 18-24 Edward Kiernan. V.P. and Gneral Manager of WCBS. but move on. "New York is a fast paced pressing thought, but for preven­ days with the turkey. year old rock music audience. The dilemma town. " ting or concealing it. In our time, strategy has been Don Imus. Howard Stem for WNE\\' is that "they don't have the are answering such questions as "When do political speech and writing are took that away from them." Although cash to pay someone like Howard Stern." you listen to radio the most," ZIOOis offer­ largely the defense of the indefensi­ Stern is one of the most listened to OJ in ing large cash sums with laughing OJ's and •• 0 ••• ble." New York, there are drawbacks to a per­ ringing bells in the background. sonalized format characterized by com­ Kiernan predicted the demise of 103.5 "Now when you want to determine if ments that are often''obnoxious," accor­ FM, "H-H-H-HOT 103." He explained, doublespeak is being used." Lutz said, ding to some that attended the lecture. "There are no new ideas, and when there "and sometimes it is hard to determine, it is Stern costs the station advertising spots. "A are, people jump on them." He singled out very simple. Simply ask yourself who is say­ BOOKSELLERS lot of personalized stuff" caused potential WBLS as a station with an established sta- ing what to whom, under what conditions clients to say "buy a K-ROCK, but not bet­ and circumstances, with what intent, and Full Time/ ween six and 10 o'clock," which is Stern's "We will with what results. So remember. who is say­ Part Time program. ing what to whom, under what conditions \\'CBS FM has a "great image and no not try to and circumstances, with what intent, and with what results." DOUBLEDAY BOOK competition," according to Kiernan. They' 'out·WINS' SHOPS has excellent are a winning strategy because they "pro­ Doublespeak is language which pretends part time positions tect their turf of so.lid gold 'oldies' music." WINS." to communicate but really doesn't. It is The strategy of WPIX (owned by The Daily language which makes the bad seem good, available for Book­ tion with great urban appeal. Hot 103'5 sellers at our New York News also owner of television Channel 11) the negative appear positive, the unpleasant problem is having a weak urban signal and appear attractive, or at least tolerable. It is location. marketing their music as "easy Rock" may be a losing scheme in Kiernan's opinion. a strong suburban signal. language which avoids or shifts respon­ Kiernan, a 15 year veteran of CBS, Inc., A working knowledge "What the hell is • easy rock?' I don't even sibility, language which is at variance with ""'~=Sis speaks of the News 88 format with en­ know what that means. You have to do its real or its purported meaning. It is of books or previous thusiasm: "(It is) the pride and joy of all more than that to ~e successful in New language which conceals or prevents PARAMOUNT ~ PRESENTS book selling expe ri­ the stations CBS owns." Presently they are ence preferred. Work York. thought. Doublespeak is language which ranked number 13 and are "very does not extend thought but limits it. Lutz A JOHN HUGHES FlM 15-20 hours/wk (flex). The strategy of ZIOO (100.3 FM) is to profitable." He said. "Our goal next year is said, uTllere are four kinds of PlANES. TRAt6 AM> AUlOM08lES ••••• •• have a lot of "fun," attracting listeners by ~ For immediate consider­ to be more 'very profitable.' " CBS 88 is doublespeak: euphemism, jargon, gob­ ...Xarlit'IlA t.ulhcl'llldlars PMOIAfL OW«:H ..re. MAOfUS ... giving away prizes. Concert tickets are the ...... DilIaId~JOHN HJCHES A~T PICTURE .., not alone on the broadcast news spectrum; blegook or bureaucratese, and inflated ation, apply in person at: most popular gift of radio concerts because WINS 1010 AM provides excellant com­ s.d!Aci~AIrIiIIIlIr. R .'M'· -d TMlCaprrWllClM7by ~'-1f/~ language." ttf'aflIIIIic/MCA IIIaI& ~-~-=~ r.....1'IcIII'IsCoipcArion. ..n.. 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PageU November 17, 1987 November 11, 1~ The Ticker Page 13 FEATU-RES, ar s ! mH Gallery of Science POSTMODERNISM and Art exhibition shows why glass towers Thank you IN ARCmTECTURE: beeome masonry'individuals. to the 319 Students, Faculty and Staff for your support. postmodern trend turns away from the of these negatives. When this trend carried chitecture. For example, he designed a villa By KENNETH BROWN cold, impersonal absolutism of the modern across the Atlantic to the U.S. in the 19405 and pavilion in Pavia, Italy which rests style of architecture; faceless glass and steel and '50s, the weak socialist utopian ideal upon stilts. It reminds one of African We love to hate those glass boxes without towers are no longer acceptable. diminished the utopian thrust of the modem village huts with thatched roofs. personality. Turn them upside down and The modern architectural style is a styleand it was lost. Structures lost theirin­ An important postmodern element is not Baruch College Fall Blood Drive they look the same. Side by side they're in­ misnomer. Not meant in the dictionary dividuality. Individual function. became Ronald M. Aaron -so much the difference from the modem in Paula Dantoni Jose M. Jimenez Peter Michaelides Howard Rosenwald distinguishable from each other. Alas, the sense, "modern" refers to a historical style detached from form and the city became structure but the greater use of the facade. Ellen R. Ackrish Vincent J. Damore David A. Johnson Judith A. Miller Janice Roussel fate ofthose who liveand work in a city fill­ spanning from 1900 to 1950. First just something to drive to and through. I f you view all buildings as only "Las Fanny Adames Stephen M. Davison Curtis Jones ed with modem skyscrapers. popularized in Europe, this style tries to Buildings lost interest and so did people. Vegas-type strip" boxes, what separates Edward J. Mills Denise J. Romanello But wait. Look out onto the horizon. espouse two routes of the 20th century: One of the first American architects to Jon S. Adler Simone B. DeFreitas Theodore J. Joyce them is a fake front, a facade. This facade Roger E. Millsap Terence J. Rowland You see the AT&T Building with its "Chip­ technology and utopianism. react to this faceless city was Philip Anthony Ali Christopher J. Demer5 Janice D. Judge Elisabeth Miranda Paul J. Rudinoff is what is used to evoke the past memories, pendale" roof and masonry facade. The Due to the Industrial Revolution, new Johnson of New York. His is a unique culture or style relevant to the structure's Tracy Allen Denise M. Dicupe Nicholas M. Juszczak Pamela D. Nitchell slanted and curved top evokes the neo­ building materials, such as steel, re­ career, spanning the modern and surroundings. The German architect Chris J. Anderson Filomena J. DiGiacomo Nora C. Mochi Aimee M. Sabowitz classical style of the 18th century. Try and enforced concrete and glass, became postmodern movements, as a historian and Sonja M~ Anderson SaraDi Maria Ungers, when designing the Deutsches­ Kathleen P. Kane Caitlin Mollison Lorraine S. Sainz stand this building upside down and it will cheaper and, thus, more popularly used. critic of the modern style. In a 1932 Architekturmuseum in Frankfurt. gut out a Ntina Apostolou Douglas C. Drohan Atul Kapoor Andre J. Monde Juan F. Salazar tip over. Steel girders now were used to build the in­ Museum of Modern Art exhibition. he neo-classical styled (l700s) cube building, Donna M. Applegate Mary Du Venci Karlic Kimberley Monroe Holly Schmidt This building is only a few years old but ternal structure with walls of glass and con­ defined the tenets of modern architecture. just leaving a facade. Inside he built a Bruce C. Archer James Dugan Jordan P. Katz Edwin Montanez Tanya A. Scott isn't a glass rectangle or cube that modern crete covering. This is coupled with the Once a central figure' of the international "house within a house," a three­ buildings are supposed to be. Or are they utopian tradition that stemmed from the style (as modem architecture was known in Carl E. Aylman Andrea P. Duncan Heather A. Kearney Nelson Montanez Bethann J. Seccia dimensional form as high as the building supposed to be? popularized European socialist movements the 19505), Johnson designed the AT&T Ajay Durani JoAnn Kelly Rosa Morel G. Seepersaud and shaped like a house. An interesting Marianne G. Baldeck "Postmodem Visions: Contemporary in the earlier part of this century. This ideal Building as a criticism of hisown modem concept for an architectural gallery, he Karen Ann Kennedy Terence J. Mulvihill Howard Shevach Architecture 1960-1985," an exhibition at wanted to eliminate the problems of the style. Christina T. Banoff Hayam Elhanafi Michael A. Kenney keeps the facade to maintain the in­ Jeannette Shuck the IBM Gallery of Science and Art, ex- . modern city: the dirt, overcrowding, confu­ European architects, along with their dividuality of the city building yet creates a Janetta Barbulescu Sara Elyshevitz Antoine Kerhuel Mildred Navarro Wilson Shum plores the new trends in architecture that sion and congestion. Clean glass and white American counterparts, have also reacted convenient and useful space inside. Gail Barker-Kellman Melik Khoury, Jr. Cherel Nelson Hussein I. Sifa harken back to earlier periods. This concrete.skyscrapers represented a lessening against the abstract forms of modernism. Howard Berkenfeld Jon F. Feldman Joseph J. Kij Eric Neubacher Janice A. Sileo Instead of advocating decoration though, A spacious and well laid-out exhibition, Clive Bert Michael Fenton Mary A. King architects such as the Italian Aldo Rossi and the focus was on the pure forms and ideas Makeda D. Newkirk Richard Silitsky of the architects and not necessarily on the Mahesh P. Bhave Shirlene Fordham Shmuel Kohanim the German O.M.Ungers instead favor Francesca A. Nicholls Sheila Simmons geometric forms with symbolic, figurative final product. Through original drawings Carolyn J. Bittel Thomas R. Frazier Marin Koutalides Allan Siu Imebet S. Blair and historical meaning. According to Rossi, and models we are given what the exhibitors Nathan A. Freeman Dawn M. Kropf Alfred L. Odom Isabel·Skerret hoped would be a more faithful look at Diann Blazer "an intrinsic characteristic of the city is its Leonard R. Freifelder Eric Kun Maribel Olivieri Coretta Smith evolution. The variety of shapes, styles, and each architect's interpretation of the Michelle A. Bloomfield Maria A. Ortiz Edward Smith sizes of buildings which create tile city carry postmodernist style and intent. The intent Michael D. Blunnie Augustin Gabriel Aryendra D. Lalvie George F. Otte Gregory S. Soffer different shades of meaning which are rele­ of making buildings' facades more human Robin Blyden Alfredo C. Garcia Eleanor Langstaff Linda A. Ouimet Eric Sotomayor vant to the specific life ofits people." Rossi and personable as they invoke historic and Michael J. Bonilla Jacqueline Y. Gathers Scott G. Larsen Vincent K. Owusu Randy Staten wishes to evoke past memories in his ar- familiar themes. Anne E. Bonner -..,------,=----,-----,...... ,-----,...... ,.....,..--:---:----,...----,--:---.."..--:---::;,-. Abraham George Michael R. Lashinsky Jennifer Stewart Carole Brevil Nancy Gerencser Bertram D. Leacock Ronald Pagan Norman W. Storer Stanley Buder Yanet D. German Donna Lee Sabrina D. Parker Rohini Suraj Billy Bunche Deborah S. Gershenson Adrienne S. Leinwand Wendy R. Parker Anthony J~ Surdich Luis Burgos Lisa M. Glass George Leung John Paul Patelli David J. Szalda Anthony A. Burich Daniel J.·Godsball Keeton A. Lewis Ind-rasena'PannaYidjaja Sandra T. Busutil Lisa J. Goeb Helen H. Liao Mubin F. Patni Jaana Irmeli Tamski Scott W. Butkowski Martia G. Goodson Wolfgang B. Liebertz Dereck L. Paul Carmen M. Taveras Nardia Gordon-Somers Susan A. Locke Joseph A. Paventi David E. Tepper Yvette L. Caballero Rochelle Graber Brian A. Lopez John P. Peeler Jerry Tepper ''-'' ...... ::;. Karen A. Caesar > Theresa A. Granese Leighann Lord Mary Pellegrino Cheryl Terry Yvette Cafarelli John A. Greco Rachel Lorenzo Lisa Perez Stephen Tesoriero Mark S. Callahan Renee Y. Greene Ida B. Lowe Susan A. Perez Raul N. Thomas Melpo, Caravolas Liesl P. Griffith Theresa A. Ludwicki Philip T. Persico Marlene M. Thompson Joseph P. Carey Ana M. Guerrero Ivelise Lugo Al Piatkowski Clement Thompson Paula J. Carricato Ronald V. Guzman Kai Chung Lui Lorraine J. Pierre Colleen C. Tighe Lynda E. Casanas Janice K. Lukanen Daniel P. Pitzer Aaron R. Todd Christopher Catania Valentino Hafalia Nhi Luong Eva M. Pizano Blanca A. Torres Mary B. Cavanagh Michael R. Harmon Christine Lydon Arun Prem Yvonne Tovar Rolando Cedano .. ~ Howard D. Hendler ~. ~ ~". Abraham W. Tu . ..;..... Susan M. Chambre David Herlands Mark Magnusen Teresa A. Quick Sandra S. Tuizer Raphael Chan Floy J. Heywood , T " Haroon R. Makhdoomi Arnaud V. Quiquand Boris L. Turovsky ~ Wai M. Chan Bruce B. Higgins Rosemarie Maldonado Alfonso W. Quiroz .-oS. •• " Sharon M. Chapman Deirdre L. Hill Charles J. Malerich ,Gerilio J. Valle 1 Grant P. Chau t Liz M. Hiraldo Rosemary N. Manoni Mirza I. Rahman :::;. Thomas J. Chez Alexander Vasilakis Peter Desmond Hopkins Susan Marrero Elvira Ramos Tammy V. Vaughn Kathy Christiansen Michelle D. Hopson Eugene Martinez Dalchand Rampaul Dean R. Vera Donald F. Christman My Mother's House by Robert Veaturi(above Susanannmarie Hourie Frederick Y. Masson Savitri Ramsaran Robert Vera Desmond Codrington right) is a perfect eumple of a fllCtlde giving a Barbara M. Hunt Michael A. McCartney Raymond Rankis Joyce Cohen Thomas J. Virga building's pndical fullCtion a symbolic or are Tanya L. McCray Linda Rehak Shelton J. Colinco Maria C. Viviel tistlc ...... t. tile ,.a.oden style. 190 South LtzSalJe Stnn by John Burgee Ar­ Grace Iacono Melody E. McDonald ,Walter Reichman John C. Colon chitects with Philip Jobnson(boUom left) has a Alexander I. Ilan Elizabeth J. McGriel Roland A. Reinhart Baht brown masonry facade and a Victorian in­ Dorothy S. Conover Tony V. Wang Thomas A. McKenna Frank Reiss spired decorathe roof. This Cbicago skyscraper Erin Corcoran Linda S. Weber Margaret A. Jackson Rebecca Mejia Joey Rivera IIa foil to the intolerant "absolutisms" of the in-. • Judith M. Cosme Deborah B. Weberman Rodney Jackson William J. Mensch Cheryl L. Roberts Stephen Wertheimer tenational movement: anti....istorical or local Lucia Crisostomo Arthur T. Jamison mel1lDCe, anti-fantasy. anti-embellishment or ,/ Claritza Mercado Susan o. Roberts Stefanie G. Wisselman ,/ Monique L. Croft decoration. ,/ Despina Jasonidou Maritza Herced Ernesto M. Rodriguez Shing W. Wong ,.- Lucien Jervier Ruth Meyer Sandra Rodriguez Ju~ie Christine V. Dantoni G. Wyckoff t ,Evelyn Jimenez Annette Meyers Felicity A. Rogers Richard Yee Kit Ling Yeung European postmoclemists don't favor decora­ ~ tion 115 do American architects. Instead, they use ! aeometric shapes to form new refereaces to Ii THANKSI Hugo M. Zambrano ...c Linda B. Zuech llistorkal or symbolk meanings as is seen in tbis .2 design by the Germl" O.M. Ungers for a project .~ '8volving town hollMS (right). c The Cit} UnrversttyOf NewY()(k e:s e Student Activities Center 8 ~ •e-, -ID The Greater New York .. -. ;'..l

Blood Program IBM Communications Bureau .~ November.17, 1987 Page 14 November 17, 1tI7 The Ticker Pap.15· The Ticker i FEATUREI With stories leaking out about military consumption. That's all it means, potential­ equipment which has been sold to the m~ns Hillel ly," Tsurmi said. This as the result government, it makes you afraid to think Spending of changes in the Amencan dollar, base Spending what would happen if the U.S. and other ------1 Management Department, 360 Park A memorial service will be held prices are just an arithmetical adjustment of .countries who buy U.S. made military Avenue South, Room 1829. that currency rate potentially making for Rena Zucker, the former Hillel equipment ever had to use it in a real war. Deadline for applications Continued from Page J4 president and Baruch student who . Crowds American goods and services somewhat. Tsurumi said, "For example, one-third of December 15, 1987. price competitive in foreign markets. : FESTIVAL LATIN AMERICA: was killed in an auto accident on WhY U.s. problems," Tsunrmi said. One of the M 1 tanks in the U.S. are not fit for bat­ June 20. It will be held on Thurs­ haven't these things happened? It hasn't these problems was that the value of the tle field tests. They can only be used for the Budget. happened for a simple reason. In order to + + Filipino Club day, November 19 at 8:00 p.m, in dollar was kept high in the first five years of parading, because if they used the cannon it the Globus Lounge, 360 Park Ave. improve the U.S. trade deficit, either one of the Reagan administration. Tsurumi said, would fall apart or backfire." The Pen­ + + The Filipino Club is sponsoring a So. Trend not the following has to happen. First, either "Ideologically the Administration equated tagon's solution seems to be a clamp down speaker, Professor S. Roxas­ the U.S. has to continue to increase it's ex­ a high dollar value with the strength of the on the whistle blowers and to do n_<>thing + FILM + Gonzalez, consultant to the Philip­ A plaque will be dedicated to ports of goods and services, especially tJ .S. economy in all in one." The Ad­ about the faulty equipment. defensive of goods, and to hold imports constant. Se­ MEMORIES OF UNDERDEVELOPMENT+ pine Vice-President on Thursday, Zucker during the ceremony. ministration realized their mistake by Remember "there are no commercial + cond, by reducing imports and holding e~­ Nov. 12, 1987. The topic is Scheduled to speak are: Ken Blatt, September, or summer, of 1985, and that's uses for all these 'defense-first' things. So u.s. industry ports constant. "If you have an increase m + + "Philippine-American Relations, Mark Blistein , Joseph Reiss, when they started to talk down the dollar. when people go to the supermarket, or exports," Tsurumi said, "and a reduction What They Are Not! n. The lecture Moshel Lowenberg, Johnny Ber­ Tsurumi said, "And they have been trying Crazy Eddies,they only find imported pro­ of imports, of course you get a double + .+ will be held at 4 South, 17 Lex­ man, Judy Kopelman and Sharon to talk down the dollar ever since." ducts," which weren't made on a defense By PHILIP DARRAGH benefit, neither of which has happened," + 12:40 PM November 19th + ington Avenue during club hours. Ezekelial. Rabbi Marcus will be During the first three or four years of the .first basis and tend to be well made." We must use common sense, Uotherwise Refreshments will be served. present for the service. Reagan administration, most of the foreign "High levels of military spending have + 48, 17 Lexington + Devaluing or talking down the dollar we will be fooled by all kinds of phoney exchange earning products, U.S. exports, tend~d te crowd out productive investment. seems to be the Reagan administration's economic tricks and economics like the Speakers had collapsed because 01 the high dollar, For example, in recent years the high in­ solution to America's huge trade deficit. J-curve effects, price mechanisms, free + Agricultural products were particularly terest. rates that have been necessary to + "The decline of the dollar against other market, and all this nonesense;" Tsurmi 'The 4 C's of Marketing: Adver­ hard hit. During the 1981 to 1985 period finance runaway defense spending have also tising Society, American Marketing currencies, especially the yen, will not im­ said. + + most of America's agricultural markets discouraged borrowing to invest in Association, Business to Business prove the American trade d~ficit,". said In order to decrease imports, at overseas were taken over by competitors America's productive ~sets," Tsurumi + Marketing Society and the Foreign Yoshi Tsurumi, professor of international minimum there must be functionally + business at Baruch College. If anything, such as Canada and Australia. Tsurumi said. tI'his prize-winning Cuban feature film made in the first years 0,+ Trade Society will be hosting the substitutable American goods being made said, "This means America cannot count Castro's Cuba caused a political stir. Conflscated by the US govern-... First Annual Marketing Annual "the decline of the dollar is likely to worsen domestically. These goods must be of high Defense it; certainly it is not going to reduce it," on it's traditional foreign exchange earn­ ment before first showing in NY, the screening was c&;lled off becauSt!'f' Awards Dinner on December 11, quality, and also competitive in terms of ings," from such products as beef, corn, f 1987. This is a great opportunity to said Tsurumi. price. This means that unless the U.S. has spending has ~f bomb threats, while ticket holders scuffled. outside the theatre:+ The declining value of the dollar won't and what. "And this is a serious problem." meet and network with marketing some products which could be substituted !Now the director lives in New York. The film IS regarded as a film. help the trade deficit because it doesn't at­ An important question is if the "de-industriaIized" alumni and the faculty. Tickets are for imports, you cannot decrease imports agricultural sector is doing very badly, why .dassic and a work of art. • limited. For further enquiries, call tack the underlying problems of the trade without reducing the standards of living. deficit, America's declining productivity hasn't the manufacturing sectors come American 725-3273 or drop by t he Marketing Tsurumi said, "Or in order to improve ex­ forth to fill in this gap? Tsurumi said, Club, Rm. 839, 46 East 26th Street. and competitiveness in the global economy. ports you have got to have exportable pro­ This is causing greatly politicized friction "They haven't mainly, except in industries industry_ Fe~tival ~ti'" ducts in the first place before you can even like pulp and papers, and chemical in­ +Three other films will be shown in the spring as part of The Entrepreneur Club, the between Japan and the U.S. on matters of test the potential marketability or salability The U.S. wants Japan to open up its +America. The third Thursday of each month cl~b hours IS .the tlm~ trade. "This tends to bring out the worst of dustries which have some exportable Foreign Trade Society in conjunc­ abroad. You have got to have potentionally things.' Improvement has been seen in the markets to more American products in £and date. "'atch for the announcements! These films are paid for by the politics of the two nations involved on order to help eliminate the American trade + tion with other clubs will present a exportable products, period. Unfortunately trade figures. "However, these industries both sides of the Pacifie, and results in deficit. However, all a government can do is "Quality of Life Funds. + lecture by Associate Dean Harry M. the U.S. does not have these two things," have now stretched production capacity as acrimonious finger pointing by both," to open up the so called legal and o!h~r Rosen, entitled "Doing Business Tsurumi said. much as they can," Tsurumi said. + . Tsurumi said. quasi-barriers to the market. When this IS with China", on November 19, Why doesn't America have potentially What has happened to the other tradi­ The decline of the dollar's value simply done American firms have to "compete 1987 at the faculty lounge during exportable products? "Well many things tional manufacturing sectors that used to , . . ~ means that, "There are ari thmetical rela­ like hell over there with all other foreigners, + + club hours. have happened during the last seven years, bring in lots of export, or foreign exchange f- tionships between all currencies. The as well as with the Japanese," Tsurumi especially since 1981. However, this trend earnings? Tsurumi said, "They have all + + ~ decline of the doIIar against the yen simply said. Eliminating the trade barriers does not ~ had been going on before the Reagan'years, been decimated with the so called +-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~..J means potentially that American products but many things have happened since then guarantee the success of Ameri.can. gO?,ds and services could be offered at lower pnces 'hollowing-out' effect of the American that have exacerbated them in my view, the non- defense manufacturing sector or the and services in Japan. Tsururni said, If • Prof. Yosili Tsunami in foreign currency markets for their own (Continued orr Page 15) anything, all the advantages of opening up 'deindust ria Ii zation' 0 f Am erican the Japanese markets have been taken over industry." This trend has been apparentfor by the Europeans;'E~n-products and some time. HBut:' Tsurumi said. Hit has European firms, not Americans. n- CHAYKIN-CPA·REVTEW· accelerated under the Reagan administra­ The trade bills going through Congress tion." now are attempting to deal with America's Don't flip burgers this January! CAN YOU SETTLE FOR LESS?! The hollow-out effect works in this way. -;------._------trade deficit. "If anything, these trade bills The Pentagon lures many civilian manufac­ COME WORK AT OUR HOUSE ... PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE. EARN UP TO $800 are not only trying to protect the U.S. turers away from civilian manufacturing markets and goods, but the bills are written IN JANUARY (DEPENDING ON ASSIGNMENT) AT OUR LONG ISLAND LOCATION! -We offer you comprehensive and complete coverage of all topics wiuth lucrative defense contracts which are in such a way that they have given up on shielded from foreign competition. Once required by the AICPA Guide for CPA Candidates in THREE EVEN­ any markets outside the U.S. essentially:." 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• r ..... :- s, - • • " ,J November 17, 1987 The Ticker :Paae 17 hge16 The Ticker Nove_bel! 17, 1.'87 . FEATURES ARTS . terested in pariticipation in on-campus Cown. The library has "'Campus baloney that has ground bone in it? Pro­ Rnal Smith's Release Pr.etenders-"Best Off" 9 Pat recruitmg to attend three workshops: Recruiters", a book that lists articles writ­ bably not. The meat packers knew this also. Benatar-'"Best Shots" , The Resume Writing, Communications. and ten about the companies coming to the What the meat packers did was petition the It seems odd but every time I pick up a Damned-""Mindless Directionless CAREER Library. The workshops help the student school. "We don't want our students going Department of Agriculture to change the British publication The Smiths or Morrissey Energy", Big Trouble-" Debut" "survive Career Day and job interviews." into interviews unprepared," she said. "Tn­ wording from "ground .bone" to seem to be smeared among the pages. In The program is so successful that, '~other terviewers tell us our students are well "powdered bone." This still wasn't good this instance Mr. Morrissey seems to have DAY coIleges see our program and they get green prepared." enough. So, what do you find on the label Mike his act together and has an album in the with envy," she said. Ana Paris, one of hundreds of students today? You will find the percentage of wrap up stages. The album will be a duo ef­ .:! "One of the key eliminating factors (for who talked to the corporate representatives calcium on the package. "After all, ground fort with long time engineer Stephen Street. Mike's Feedback students who don't get the job they wanted) said that the companies had "good infor­ bone is just calcium, right," Lutz said. COlDIBeDls The album is said to be very different from ~ A is that the student lacks direction. Students mation." She brought copies of her resume "The same thing, different word. That's Many students and faculty members have Smith's material but will still appeal to their ~ Dear Mike, to give to IO of the 30 companies who came doublespeak." cars and know what a problem it is keeping fans. -rn The Career Services office makes efforts to the school. It is the American military which gave us the stereo safe from would be thieves. I Morrissey claims that the album contains Hello. Recently, I read your article SUCCESS to learn the weaknesses of Baruch students. A representative from Chase Manhattan the famous phrase''the hexaform rotatable thought that it would be appropriate to many orchestrated pieces and that he and stating that U2 would bein concert in New "We debrief the interviewers and they service compression unit." What is it? A share my knowledge in this area with you. I Mr. Street have come to several long term York this December. ] haven't heard By JOHN RICARD Bank, Jessie Wollen, said that the student usually tell us how knowledgeable our response was Hpretty positive." She said a steel nul. It is called a hexaform rotatable have been installing automotive audio . career goals. anyone else mention this, so I am wonder­ students are, but they can also tell us pro­ service compression unit because I hex cost ing if this is definite. If so please let me On October 22, there were people pro- lot of students don't know the corporate systems for more than four years now and While I'm on the subject I'd like to make blems our students have with presenting $1.728.00 each! Lutz said, "Nobody pays know when and where the concert will be claiming Career Day a success. Take Peter. operations of Chase Manhattan Bank. have seen the horrors that vandals can a prediction if I may. Expect to see the en­ themselves," he said. These problems in­ $ 1.728.00 for a steel nut; you Wight pay held, and when tickets go on sale. Veruki, vice-president for college relations They approach and say, "I'm a finance ma­ cause. Ifyou have been one of these victims tire Smiths line-up Marr, Joyce, and clude indefini te career goals and low energy I hat much for a hexaform rotatable 'service I was unable to attend the last concerts at at Chemical Bank, for example. He didn't jor, what can you do for me?" That's fine, then you know what I'm talking about. If Rourke as replacement members in The DepedIe MlMle: 113 on the College Top Tea list. levels. compression unit." the Garden and I really want to catch this know a Ticker reporter was listening as he she said, but "the more speciufic people y.ou haven't, then you should read this arti­ Pretenders. I know it sounds absurd but Cowan explained that the Career Services one. Do you have any tips on how to get I told his thoughts of Career Day to Dr. Dor­ are, the better. (For example,) some Have you noticed that nobody gets fired cle because it might save you thousands of Marr and the boys have been rehearsing Office requires all students who are in­ tickets before they sell out? It seems last rit Cowan of the Career Services Office, students have asked about profile manage­ anymore? "You get selected out, dehired, dollars! tQ8ether for the past few weeks. Who Reunion time they sold out within hours, and I never organizer of the event. "The students here have had interviews for part-time jobs, but ment or investment analysis." nonretained, eliminate redundancies in the Buying a "new car today is a major hassle It seems that when you mention things get through on the phone. are aggressive. I don't see anything lacki i1~ for full-time jobs it's very different." Susan Solomon, a Pershing Securities human resource area, assign candidate to a because you've got to worry about where For that reason, part of the Resume mobility pool, manage human resources like band reunions as I did in the last issue here," he: said to her. "You do marvelous representative, said that her company you park, the type of alarm protection you . Sincerely, Writing workshop deals with interviewing. down," Lutz said. With the derangement they come true and sure enough The Who work here." hasn't been coming to Baruch for a long have, and most of 'all how wanted your "We help the students develop a clear path are getting back together for their 25th an- time. But, she said, the company is '"in­ on Wall Street these days, it's not necessary stereo is. This is why I have told so many of Stacy L. Van Steenwyk It was a sentiment echoed by Richard and respond with good comebacks," said for anyone to worry about a recession, D niversary. The band will tour Europe first terested in schools like Baruch that have my friends and customers that the best way Brody, who said that "(Dr. Cowan) was Cowan. because we don't have recessions anymore. 8 and then the United States. Once again let good graduate programs." She added, to buy a car is not without a stereo, but with me re-emphasize that the original Who were delegated by the dean (Francis Connelly) to What we do have, however, are periods of an AM stereo, four speakers and a power I make this a first class operation." "One person on our staff is from Baruch. -e defunked after the death of legendary The Communications workshop, stresses "accelerated negative economic growth." Dear Stacy, Brody attributes the preparedness of the We are pleased with her." antenna so that you can replace it with an ~ drummer Keith Moon who was replaced by business etiquette and attire, It is an impor­ If you live in Upstate New York, don't after market removeable radio and not have students to the work of the Career Services Kenny Jones and by no means are the Who tant workshop because students learn some worry about acid rain for there isn't any to purchase all the other necessities. Now I am very disappointed to tell you that Office. He said that Cowan is "'concerned still The Who. Please take this into con­ of the small steps they should take to make acid rain. There is only "poorly buffered I'm not talking about the fossilistic '"Bensi Island Records have held back the release with the image that Baruch presents (to the sideration before you attend the show. a good impression. "A lot of students don't DOUBLESPEAK prec '1ilation." 15 anyone worried about of U2's new live album because of the ma- business world)." Box," which is a thing of the past, but with know that it is proper business etiquette to organized crime, or the mafia'! Well, if you jor pre-Christmas releases from Bruce Spr­ "Consultants carne in during the summer an updated flush mount removeable radio. write a thank you letter after being inter­ Continuedfrom Page JJ live in Atlantic City, N.J. there is no mafia, College Top Ten ingsteen, Michael Jackson, abd other to give us advice on how to improve our Some manufacturers include; Alpine, viewed." said Cowan. The workshop helps no La Cosa Nostra, no organized crime. various artists. They have postponed the Career Services operations. They looked at J.V.C., Dennon, Clarion, and Kenwood to #1. No New Tales To Tell-Love And students control the image they present, 'she some of the terms the court brief said Ernst­ However, the state crime control commis­ name just a handful. These units offer vary­ Ode to Floyd shows until the early Spring, but the band our workshop plans, or mailing items, our &\\'hinney used to improperly qualify pro­ sion in New Jersey, in an official report. has Roclets will definitly tour to plug the album. files and how our facilities are set up. They said. ing options like Dolby noise reduction B & #2. Need You Tonight-INXS The Library workshop "focuses on how perty for investment tax credits on portions told us that they did find a few people who Thirteen and a half years ago, a As to your question ofparehasing tickets were very impressed with our set up," said C, metal tape capabilities, auto reverse, ful­ #3. Behind The Wheel-Depeche Mode students should research a company," said of new buildings. Lutz said, "Remember were members of a "career offender monumental album was released and it is for these shows: that's one that even I have Brody. ly digital capabilities and other assorted #4. A Push And A Rush And The Land Is the tax bill that gave generous tax writeoffs, cartel." Lutz said, "Let us please features. still on the charts today. The psychedelic problems with. It seems that the devoted accelerated writeoffs. Doors became remember that there is no such thing as a album entitled The Dark Side of The Moon Ours-The Smiths fans are doing much more than you or I The nicest thing about these units is that #5. We'll Be Together Tonight-Sting moveable partitions; toilet stalls became tax increase, there is only revenue enhance­ has been on Billboard's charts for some 700 could "ever do to be the first to obtain they are self contained and don't stick out #6. The Promise-When In Rome moveable partitions-privacy; windows ment, tax base broadening; and the latest of the dashboard like the Bensi Box does. weeks. I would like to extend congratula­ tickets. I always keep rny ea s open while .'."' ,if>: .·~~~~·:<.··:t:~·:?:~~::~~:"::::.::~~·. were called decorative fixtures; an entire phrase, if you haven't noticed it, "user In. Rain In The Summer Time-The listening to the radio preferably WLIR, or ...... ~.: ..... ' ) The above mentioned radios list for ap­ tions to the band for attaining such a bench .~";'t~ -'~:-:- refrigerated' warehouse became a freezer; a fees' ... Remember always, in the immortal Alann I try and read different music publications. , '."". , •• " •• , •••q proximately $250-$700 they also meet dif­ mark. The album means as much to me paved road was called a truck access way. words of former President Jimmy Carter, #8. Christmas Baby Please Come Home- I have found that a periodic call to the ma­ Thinkwhat you can do ferent tastes. Some are high powered now as it did when I was first introduced to U2 . and fifty foot high shopping center signs talking about the failed.attempt to free the which means you get more bang for the jor arenas is a big help also. with the money were called identifying devices." However. hostages in Iran, "It wasn't a failure, it was in high school. #9. The Body-Public Imqe Umfteet PiL .Sl~cy,. IDy combining words and graphics. So your professors have on the music industry. Well, you 811.1 willdraw favorable conclusionsabout your work. I Ol: might be shocked, but the outcome. is But remember, orderyour Personal Systemf2 I ~ somewhat interesting. Records are relative­ beforegraduation. -(I) ly low priced items and are more appealing After that, we can't deliveryourdiscount. I during tough times. The inverse relation- - I ship seems strange, but record, tape, and I C 0 sales were up during the ·.veek of the For more information and order booklets, please contact . .. market crash. As it turns ( .' many ex­ I perienced retail record chains said that dur­ I ing a recession, their sales seem to increase Alyssa Domerschick I because people want the most satisfaction I' " Micro Lab - Room 301A I for their dollars and that recorded music Phone - 725-3249 TIle SmItII'1 new .....Is dJrr~ KCOI....to and now video tapes give them that satisfac­ I - Mom..s. bllt will stili appal to s.tdll' lui. tion. StpIu.'...n ....t II ft" ' c.t of ...... -. I I ~ ~ ~ #~ -.:.:..-.-.~ I------~ --- __ • __ ._ --- - __-_" ._ •• _ - - - ... - _ .... _. - _. ."_. - ,4

• 1 -. November 17, 1987 The Ticker Nove..... 17, 1987 The Ticker PaaeU ARTS ARTS and filming began in Australia in last Chambers, and this new spinoff starring combination has been beating Murder She Lisa Bonet was having all sorts of produc­ Wrote, something NBC (not the critics) _.~ August. They've since arrived in New Yor' ...... ~ ...... _ on October eighth for a six to eight week tion problems. The first few episodes were believed all along. '. _-_ . . . . ~ ~\ ' ··· . • :. .. ,·· Family Ties has a very loyal following stay in the Big Apple. Due out this Slimmer. even re-shot because they weren't exactly ,'. '. . ~." . . ",'" .<.~>:'1.: . ;'.: ..... ,,,.' .:.'. Death Wish IV-Due outthis month. funny. and people are going to watch the Keatons .. . no matter what day it's on. Of course hav­ . . ..~ ~; . Dragnet ll-In the discussion stages. In any event, rearranging the Thursday . ' :"',. R 'Petite I ing Michael J. Fox along for the ride can't t night line-up was considered by many as E. T. II-Nothing as yet. The Fly ll-Script being written for a suicide. Well, NBC was steadfast in their hurt, but it's not just Alex P. Keaton that 1988 shoot date. No word on whether idea that A Different World and the so­ makes the show so appealing. The real Vignettes Geena Davis will return. called "ailing" Cheers could hold their own force is its characters-all of them. of Love What did famous stars do before they hit Friday the 13th, Part V/l-Due out against any new Thursday night competi­ There's Nick (Mallory's boyfriend), Tunnel tion. Skippy (the next door neighbor), Andy Through The either in December or early next year. it big? Here's alist of some of today's best­ known actors and singers and some of their FIX II-It picks up a few years after After all, a very powerful juggernaut call­ (Alex's little Republican-in-training By GARY BORRESS previous "roles." Bryan Brown and Brian Dennehy made off ed The Cosby Show was leading the pack, brother), Steven, Elyse, Mallory, Jennifer, Whoopi Goldberg-bricklayer, funeral with SIS million of the mob's money. Due and on Sundays NBC had a wonderfully and Lauren (Alex's new girlfriend, played "I g_ot a house full of Rembrandt and Bob Dylan since he adorned the covers of our foreign conflicts grew, so did Springs­ parlor cosmetologist. out in late '88. darling little sitom called My Two Dads to by Courtney Cox). Each character is dif­ priceless art. And all the little girls they "Time" and "Newsweek" simultaneously teen's patriotic image. Sylvester Stallone-salad maker, theater Ghostbusters /I-Due out for slimmer round out the FamiJiy Ties 8 o'clock hour. ferent from the others, which creates a wanna tear me apart. When I walk down in 1985. Although Springsteen was certainly A year-and-a-half world tour followed, usher, lion cage cleaner. 1989 release. Everyone is expected to return The network was hoping to continue their chemistry between the Keatons and their the street people stop and stare. Well you'd popular, he had, commercially at least, not the longest one-album tour. in history, and Jessica Lange, Jaclyn Bisset, Faye (don't hold your breath). winnings ways on Thursdays and steal Sun­ friends that totally involves the viewing au­ think I might be thrilled but baby I don 9t lived up to much of the hype. word of his four hour marathon concerts Dunaway-waitresses. The Godfather, part III-A script by day nights away from CBS~s Murder She dience. care," howls Bruce Springsteen in "Ain't Just prior to the release of Born In The Wro/~ spread to six continents. Springsteen now Debra Winger-soldier in the Israeli Ar­ Mario Puzo is finished. No word on in the process. What this means is that when an audience Got You", the opening song from his ninth U.S.A. Jon Laundau, Springsteen's became a media superstar in every sense. It my. whether Francis Ford Coppola will return album, Tunnel Of Love. Althought Spr­ manager, was concerned about the need for wasn't just rock fans who liked him, but Barbra Streisand-switchboard as director. ingsteen released a live set last Christmas, a formula hit song that would put the ...... 11._·10 ale housewives, senior citizens and children as operator. . Gremlins II-After going through a half­ Tunnel Of Love is his first compilation of record onto not only the rock, but pop and well, Springsteen, who never had marital problems DB his latat ...... Robert Redford-artist, oil-field worker. dozen script changes, the sequel is due out new music to reach the record stores in over dance charts as well. Laundau had Every Springsteen album has its romantic bodyguards or police protection was forced Walter Matthau-floor scrubber. three years from now. three years. Since 1984. Springsteen chang­ discovered Springsteen some ten years side and that aspect of this record lies in the to. Springsteen was glad to see his record Steve Martin--concessionaire at The Karate Kid Ill-Script has been Mit­ ed from a popular rock and roller to a earlier~ when he was a journalist for a New being widely accepted, but the pressure got title song, "Tunnel Of Love." It's the story DisDeyiand. .ten. Ralph Macchio and Pat Morita have megastar, and his next record would un- York paper. and coined the now classic to him as displayed in a J985 interview with of a boy taking a girl into the amusement signed. *" . park ride. The difference with this song is Indiana Jones III-George LuC4lS wiD .~~< .: ~~ -,' t' ." that the ending is unsure and'not hopeful. produce and write, Steven Spielberg will fc... It ought to be easy, ought to be simple direct, and Harrison Ford will star. Super! t·. ,. enough. Man meets a woman and they fall, Lethal Weapon ll-Script has been writ­ r: in love, but the house is haunter! and the ten. Due out in the summer of 19S9. Mel t> t ride gets rough and you've got If) learn to Gibson and Danny Glover will be back. t f live with what you can't rise above ifyou Mod Max Road Warrior IV-No plans want to ride on down in through this tunnel just yet. , ,<. tit: oflove - .:-.. :t A Nightmare on Elm Street IV-Due out -e The lyrics display how love, beauty, and in April 1988. I ~ dreams can cloud reality, and that you must ~ ..faIdrvr." J'-Y_. Jet ••alf..Is 08 ••••1. , .... i Platoon II-In the discussion stages. It .,~ :; take responsibility for your actions. SeIuI eo• ...,-brlcklayer, .fIIII ,.lIlIer. will deal with the Vietnam vets' postwar ex­ It's been about two months since the is involved as it is in Family Ties, you have a ~ Springsteen has re-thought his life and lifeguard. periences in America. Scheduling depends 1987/88, television season began and, as very powerful sitcom that is Quite possibly the events that have taken place. In "Walk "':<-. Kate Capshaw, Carroll O'Connor (Ar­ on Oliver Stone and Charlie Sheen's CODl- usual, thingsare going NBC's way. Their better and funnier than Cosby. Like A Man" he reverts back to his chie), Mary Hart, Madeline Kahn, Spencer mitPWU. ' .- little gamble is paying off. On Thursdays, My Two Dads, the new show following childhood and its simplicity and lack of Christian-school teachers. The Cosby Show continues to lead the rest Family Ties, is cute if anything. It's also a obligations. Dennis Farina (Michael Torello in Crime of the Thursday night line-up to ratings vic- great companion show for Ties, which pro- Well 50 much has happened to me S/ory)-policeman. tories, while A Different World and Cheers bably explains its popularity and success. that I don't understand, all I can think ofis Anthony Dennison (Ray Luca in Crime appear to be far from ailing as many critics The premise is far-fetched, but since when beingfive years oldfollowing behindyou at Story)-insurance salesman. . expected. did that ever stop the T.V. sitcom people? the beach, Tracing your footprints in the - Charlton Heston-nude model for art It's also funny in its own respect. sand trying to walk like a man. classes. -." Chee~ recently-voted the best overall sit- My Two Dads stars Greg Evigan as Joey Springsteen again uses imagery of common Rock Hudson, Elvis Presley, Joe Pen­ com of J987 by T.V. Guide, is stronger and Harris..an impu'sive ()(pC" who lives ill a loft. ­ ~. events that have taken place.in.his.lifeand II' tftlek dri'4lers.· - ---.-..-H-.• ------""-""'!! :atiifteirrJiSian witl'i f1ie-additiOii OT"JCiiSlie wberehe .creakS -l~-lie· ..JHres .~ the lives of millions of other people who - Bryant -GWnDTe -(Tooay'--sllow}=-c8.rd- .~ .~:AAie io 'the ~.-·A.-Diffi"nt ~orJd~ the . modem art, and Paul Reiser as Michael wanted to grow up so fast. Once mature board salesman•. ~'·.stOi-y ofDeniSe HUxtable's life and times at Taylor. a financial advisor who wears a suit they wished they could go back to the WIJard Sceft.---RooaId McDonald. HiIImaJl- College, is as funny as Night and runs his life by an appointment book" simpler and more innocent life that they led RobertUrich-s-radlo salesman. Court. Of course being as funny as Night They're fathers to a U-year-old girl named as children. Dustin Hoff~toy 4emoostlatGt:~.,'.,·~ Court is a task within itself, which is why A doubtedly reflect this evolution. quotation. "I saw the future of rock and Rolling Stone, HI feel the pressure on the Nicole (Staci Keanan). Nicole's mother Tunnel Of Love makes you re-evaluate typist. - Different·World deserves so much praise. His new twelve-song album, like roll and his name is Bruce Springsteen." street every day. I feel the difference from died, and- since she was in love and had issues in the Springsteen tradiution, not let­ Nebraska of 1982, features Bruce playing He, unlike many managers, only handled selling two million records to selling ten BiB Cosby-shoe repairman. It stars Usa,' Bonet as Denise Huxtable, dealings with both men, she stipulated in ting you into Bruce's life as a rock star, but ~ almost all instruments, rather than dividing one artist, Bruce, and wanted to insure that million". Springsteen's popularly can be Michael - .., Gene Kelly, lames .. .;, .. II: , 11 Jt,~ the spOiled Cosby .daughter who's struggl­ her will that both Joey and Michael raise " as a regular person. Tunnel OfLove taught .Gudncr· €lmt.- 'C-...~ . - statioA St-' . her.cJaughter~· . those chores among his cohorts, The E he would be able to make a decent living realized by the fact that, similarly to Elvis, . .-- .~~-PS,.- _. ~:~~·~~SuJHmer. iDg.$~nfe·ar1drespOnsibility. ihis ... me something about myself as well, about tendants. . '. .PtiItr!I_- Of course, this whole agreement is over- Street Band. This is more personal an from his so far financially unrewarding ten people just said the name Bruce and the Carol Anne travels to Chicago to visit .isn't easy for Denise because, well, you all looking at things from a more objective Michael Caine-restaurant dishwasher, .. seen by a judge (Florence Stanly), a middle­ album for Springsteen. He, alone, is rnak­ years of dedication. Laundau met with subject matter was known. They did not relatives and the poltergeists are right know how noncomposmentis Denise Hux­ standpoint. It raises questions and pro­ . hotel night clerk. aged woman who buys Joey's building and ing a statement. It isn't a record where he Bruce to discuss his concern about the lack have to say Bruce Springsteen the singer or behind her. table can be.. She's joined by Jaleesa blems in telling you that. somewhere, there Qick Clark-SboesRiRe boy (yeah right). keeps the two fathers honest and on their set out to outsell his last one, Born In The of a hit radio song. The following night Bruce Springsteen, just Bruce. Rambo TIl-Very overbudget, but film­ (Dawnn Lewis) and Maggie (Marisa Tomei) is an answer for every person individually. toes while being there for Nicole if she U.S.A.. which sold over twenty million Springsteen wrote "Dancing In The Dark" Tunnel OfLove was one of the most an­ ing began in Israel in October. Due out who share her problems as her roommates. Now I'l! do what I can, I'll walk like a HeIyw8Id needs a motherly aut.nority. The situations copies worldwide. Springsteen wrote twelve and played it for Laundau, who became ticipated records or the decade and true to Update around the Fourth of July 1988. Jaleesa is a 26-year-old freshman who's the man And I'll keep on walkin ' that Joey, Michael. Nicole, and the judge stories that, when combined. form a ecstatic. That song reached number two on form, Springsteen again surprised us all. It Hollywood.is seeing double, ana may De Rocky V-Wetve been spared. No plans talk of the dorm because Sheis the only one get into are more or less average musical book concentrating on his personal the Billboard charts and was the first top was a country rock feel to it with the em­ even triple. The sequels.are upon us. Within just yet. who has been married before. She's a realist feelings and views of the past three years. ten hit from an album which had even such phasis back where it was in the seventies for the next few years we're going to be bom­ Romancing the Stone Ill-Filming who is respected as the adult-authority in teenage/parental problems, but the two ex· tremely different attitudes toward life that In 1984 Born In The U.S.A. entered the songs within its grooves. Columbia records Springsteen, on the lyrics. Springsteen Unique barded by them. Below is a look at some of begins -in late December. Both Michael Denise and Maggie's life. Nicole's two dads have creates an air of Billboard Charts at number one. It was the fueled the campaign with $250,000 into pro­ always displayed the hope of survival and the sequels due out: Douglas and Kathleen Turner will return. Maggie is the optimist. To her everything humor that is both refreshing and notewor­ follow up to a critically acclaimed, but moting Springsteen with posters and rising above the poor life he was born into. A liens Ill-In the discussion stages. Short Circuit /l-Shooting began in is possible. She's also, if this can be believ­ thy because it tries to teach the difference commercially unsuccessful acoustic album, displays in record stores, picturing Bruce On his earlier records, Bruce never valued A ttack ofthe Killer Tomatoes II-Retitl­ Toronto in October. No.5 is back, but not Nebraska. This was an important time for and the American Flag. The country money's importance for extravagance, but New Wave ed, weirder than Denise. The other two between right and wrong. ed Return of the Killer Tomatoes. The Steve Guttenberg and Ally Sheedy. main characters are Dwayne Wayne Thursday nights and Family Ties is the Springsteen. who had been called the new adopted. Bruce as its patriotic son, and as for the necessity to take care ofones family. Absolu. DraIIIa is a success story in the tomatoes return in human form to conquer Star Trek V-Due out Thanksgiving (Kadeem Harrison), the girl-crazy college key to NBC's success right now. The Springsteen, who is very shy and quiet of­ making. Think about it-the band's first the world. 1988. William Shatner makes his feature­ pest who tries to woo any girl he can. He upeacock network" took a gamble and it's fstage, lets the listener into his personal life gig was warming up for The Fixxat Hofstra Back to the Future II-Slated to begin film directional debut. mainly COncentrates on Denise and Whitley winning. With the move of Ftlmily T;~ to more than ever before. "Ain't Got You" film production next year. Michael J. Fox Rumtiltg Scared /l-Sub-titled Still Run­ University. This band-did not have to spend Gilbert (Jasmine Guy), a stuck-up, highly Sunday night, NBC is on its way to creating speaks about his value for a caring relation­ years at Kenny's Castaways playing for next and Christopher Lloyd return, as does ning, the buddy cops are on the loose in proper Southern girl who clashes with the another runaway ratings night, as long as ship over that of money. "Cautious Man" to nothing, These guys are going straight to director Robert Zemeckis and writer' Bob London, Gregory Hines and Billy Crystal rest of the girls in the dorm like plaid on the key ·stars and characters -of Family TIes is a ballad where Bruce values the ability of the top. Gale. look interested. plaid. All.this equals a cute and funny look and My Two Dads stay with the shows. thinking clearly under certain tough situa­ When guitarist Jay Guerin was asked Beverly Hills Cop III-In the discussion Star Wars IV-The prequel to Star Wars~ at college life and a great replacement for Rumors are circulating that this may be the tions. The first Single, "Brilliant Disguise," how the-band got the gig, he laughed and stages. London, the original location for The Clone Wars, won't be out before 1992. DONORS Family Ties. last season for Meredith Baxter Birney makes you wonder about Springsteen's new said that they were lucky. Don't kid Cop II, is once again 'being considered. Teen WolfII-Due out any day now. No (Elyse Keaton) and that could spell '~rou­ yourself Jay, luck had nothing to do with it. Blind Date II-Scheduled to begin Michael J. Fox; instead Jason Bateman Cheers, with the addition of Kirstie Allie WANTED marriage to model Julianne Phillips. ble" for Familv Ties aDd NBC next season. 1 sow you last night, out on the edge of When good songwriting and hours of prac­ shooting sometime next year. Bruce Willis plays his similarly afflicted cousin. as SaIJ1's boss Rebeeca Howe, is 150 percent funnier than before. The writers are able to But just a; Che-m. fooled everybody, ~t='Pe~'.'Vlli·8e usee '~r arnnciar .nsertunanoo town I wanna readyour mind, to knowjust tice are combined, you are not lucky-the and Kim Basinger are not expected to The Terminator ll-In the discussion take more risks with sam new that the con­ Family Ties might just do the same. It's ~or ccuo.es Nno car-r-ot nave cnuc.en ,-iue .o people that book you are. return. stages. what I've got in this new thing I found. fining character of Diane Chambers is hard to predict how changes in a sitcom will ~ale nter:lllty ~II conor rvoes :ire ~'eec~a Absolut Drama's unique dance new wave Caddyshack II-Script has been written. Top Gun II-Plans are being made. No Sotell me what I see when 1 look in your gone. This opens up the sitcom to funnier work until the change a,itually takes place ::'onors NIII 8e >LJilv screeneo ana testeo sound should go far. The concert at Rodney Dangerfield.will return. scri pt as yet. I eyes, is it you baby, or just a brilliant on the show. Cheers and A Diff~ent World ~ r ~.cc':?c:ed Hofstra was just what the band needed to Cobra II-Sorry, no plans just yet. and more outrageous storylines. (jonors are paid are proof of that. disguis~. spark fan~ radio, and record company in­ Cocoon II-Filming begins this March. Prime TIDe Review The plethora of Thursday night laughter As it stands right now, A Different Apparently. the marriage hasn't been full When NBC first announced that Family is topped off at 9:30 by Night Court. the For more information caH: terest. The senior citizens return from space to dig World is the number 2 show in the land. of all great times for the 38 year-old, whose Ties was moving to Sunday to make room ultimate in outrageousness and hilarity. At IDANT LABORATORY: 935-1430 The band's bass-oriented music is fun to up the cocoons which hold the sleeping Whether or not it's riding the "Cosby previous wife had been a guitar and a long listen to. Their more dance-oriented songs, aliens. Ron Howard is not directing this for a Cosby Show spinoff, the shock waves 10 L.A. Low hits the screen, the best wave" has yet to be determined, but the honeymoon that lasted on the road for like "I Don't Know" and "Watching the sent th roughout the industry were medicne' to recuperate from almost one. show is strong and funny and if the stories twenty years. This song searches behind Same,' , are ready for the radio. Who monumental. How could NBC tamper with laughing yourself to death. Commando II-Script has been written. continue on their present course, A D(f­ fame and fortune people, teaching that peo­ knows, maybe next year car radios all over the most powerful ratings night on telrn­ But what about Family Ties? Is it sud- Filming begins next year, and all the /erent World may attract the audience it ple are composed of the same flesh and are New York will be playing Absolut Drama. sion? After all, rumors were circulatiDllhat denly left out in the oold? Hardly. regulars will return... needs to stand alone. That just might mean basically the same, with disagreements oc­ Cheers was in trouble not that Shelley Lang Although it no longer finishes second in the Crocodile Dundee II-The script has another ratings night victory for NBC. curring between them. -Mark Schnurman been written by Paul Hogan and his son haq stepped down from her role as Diane l'8tings race. Family Ties/My Two Dads .. -1·'. .

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ARTS" .. recorded any cuts. With their tracks only in United States and beyond. four but the competition wasn ~t exactly gradually, got more interested in Weather demo form, they were signed by Arista In Tell God I'm Here, you'II see a varia­ it, maybe more so than the last album. fierce. Hurrah! put on a good show with a Report and Stevie Wonder, things that kind Records in London. tion between the songs, not in style, but in GB: Did you feel pressure in trying to Once Too clean sound. All of their songs.were played of went to the outside of the envelope, follow up Welcome To The Real World? dynamics and other factors. This makes the Easy The advantage of signing with such a a little faster than normal, which is com­ Yuppie large company was that it brought producer LP a little more interesting. A great feature Chick Core and Herbie Hancock. RP: Quite honestly, no. The songs were.so mon when bands perform live. GB: When did you first start to write different, I think, and we had a new Gil North (Echo and the Bunnymen, on this album is the song "If Love Could Their eagerness was shown by their plea­ Kill," which I must admit hits home with original music? engineer/co-producer. I had been two years Much Throwing Muses) into the studio to help sant disposition, which gave them away as a" (Continued from Page 20) anyone who has had a relationship that fail­ Success RP: When I was 14 and IS. John Lang and since we made that album. It was kind of a them. They were finally given the chance to debut band. Most of the groups I've seen ed. That should narrow it down to about 99 I started writing. John still writes with the new situation. We just figured .let's go in Hurrah!-Tell God I'm Here briua their sound out of London and to the have been big established bands who say tger does lately. You know the gag; so­ percent of the world's population. Richard Page, composer and lead band. He and I collaborate on lyrics. I and do the best we can and not worry about (Arista Records) nothing all night except for a simple 'thank started writing music when I was about 15. that. That's not the point here. The point is meone asks his name and he looks around "Sweet Sanity" and "Walk in the Park" You at the end, and that is accepted with a vocalist for·Mr.Mister, talks about their for products and appliances to choose h~ights He went to military school. He was in New to make a really good record. So, that's the When one Listens to Hurrah-REO Speed­ shows a more lively side of the band. These lot of gratitude. It was nice to see that Hur­ success and gives some personal in from. to their music. Mexico and I was in Phoenixand he'd write way we went in. wagon ineviably comes to mind. There is songs, which have a faster tempo than the rah! hasn't fallen into that pit yet. me these poems, send me these letters. So I GB: How did you get the idea for thefast This hiding out portion of "Hiding Out" really nothing new about the style of this others, show a high spirit that is so often The set was relatively short because they started writing music to them and whenever . edit/many background montage for your is really what "Hiding Out" is about, but debut band. Isn't not that the music is that seen in U2 and the Alarm. are a debut band, so there isn't an abun­ By GARY DORRESS he would come into town we would write new· video, "Something Real (Inside for the most part the best laughs were in the bad, it's just that this style, with heavy em­ AU of the songs basically have smooth dance of new material. However, the stuff. That is pretty much how I got started. Me/Inside You)"? beginning, in Boston. Maybe it was the ten­ phasis on strings, has been done so many flowing vocals with echoing dual guitars in material they did do was well done, Mr. Mister burst into the international GB: When you moved to L.A., did you RP: We wanted to go exactly the opposite sion, which made comic relief welcome, or times before that the style itself is the background. especially "If Love Could Kill." limelight with their 1985 release, Welcome form Mr. Mister right away? of what we had done last time. With a lyric maybe it's because the fest of the movie outplayed. To The Real World. "Broken Wings" top­ RP: No. Steve George and I, Steve also like "something real," I mean, you can relies too heavily on things that have been Heavy emphasis on strings is a great ap­ In England, the response to this album "-PtltlVdfrrM done too many times before. The Maxwell was generally "about bloody time." ped the Billboard charts, was in heavy rota­ came from Phoenix, put a band together take it several different ways. I didn't Want proach but it has been perfected by bands tion on every major radio station in the called Pages. We had three albums and it to be a literal translation. I wanted to go House thing was just the beginning. Does such as REM, The Alarm and the Violent Melody Maker went so far as to call it the every love interest (Annabeth Gish) have to "Album of the Year So Far," called Hur- country, graced the airwaves of MTV every none of them were very successful except completely unreal with it. Femmes. Those bands used the Emphasis at within the music industry. A lot of people come with an angry, hulking ex-boyfriend - rah! "the most exciting guitar group ever to two hours, and was nominated for a Gram­ GB: What quality do you hope that fans a time when it was accepted with open in the business liked them, so we started (Tim Quil)? Granted, this isn't taken in·the break a string." My only comment is that my Award. This song, along with other hits take home with them after a Mr. Mister arms, rather than hands pushing it away as "Kyrie" and "Is It Love," sparked one of getting calls to write songs for other people, concert? usual direction, but I'm sure they .could in this case. this statement was made on January 1st. have thought of something better. I don't ." the most successful albums, in both sales sing on other people's records, play on RP: Feel like something reauy good had Although this is Hurra's debut album, Hurrah! headlined with four other debut and airplay of the year. them. happened to them. It was an experience that want to give away anything more, but there - their reputation has been growing in Great bands at the Ritz. They were the best of the This foursome, Richard Page (lead So that's really how we got started. I everyone got their share, rather than those are many examples. If you're a frequent \ Britain due to a series of independent vocals, composer and bass), Steve George mean, there were a lot of years before that guys were good and they played really moviegoer you'll recognize them. J2-inch singles. They changed their name (keyboards), Steve Farris (guitar), and Pat happened that we didn't do anything. We great. It's' more important to me that And yet I liked it, and was absorbed. It from The Green Eyed Children before they Mastelotto (drums), did not rely on the ate macaroni and cheese for weeks at a everyone walks away feeling that there was could be Bob Giraldi's directing, or Jon platinum success of Welcome To The Real time. That was sort ofa big break, that was something that happened to all of us. Cryer's acting, which is good. Annabeth World to carry their next release to gold like 1978, about ten years ago. GB: What is in the immediate future for Gish, with eyes to get lost in, may have con­ and platinum heaven. Their new album on From there we kept working. We always Mr. Mister? tributed. What ever it was, in spite of the Yuppie RCA Records, Go On, is the product of a had work. We didn't make a lot of money RP: The record is doing just fine. We are fact that too much of it was recycled, I had diligent team effort. It was engineered by or anything. We were able to stay busy as going to tour, make people aware of us a good time. And that's what counts, isn't Kevin Killen, who was behind the board on musicians until four years ago when we again. We're just getting started. it? High Peter Gabriel's So LP, and was co- decided to put Mr. Mister together. produced by Killen and the band. The GB: When you recorded "Broken By GLEN J. SPANGLER album's first single, "Something Real (In­ Wings" did you feel that it was going to be side Me/Inside You)" reached Billboard's the song 10 boost the band? There are really good movies, and really Top 30 while the video hovered around RP: No. I had no idea that it would do Gjdgetis a bad movies. Then there are those that fall MTV's Top 10 for well over a month. what it did. You know, J thought- it was somewhere in the middle.-And then there xicnard Page discusses his tife in the another zood song that we wrote and are some that belong somewhere between music business and the evolution of Mr. nobody would notice. I had no idea it the middle and the really good movies, Mister. be such a ~ hit. The same with "Kyrie." maybe a little closer to the really good ones Transvestite than to the middle. "Hiding Out" is pro­ By CHRISTOPHER A. WARD bably one of those movies. I think. The view from the Empire State Building tech polyester beach ware tell the audience Okay, now the premise of the movie, as "leave me alone...I'm getting a {an." It's you may know if you pay attention to com­ encompases, as one looks with polluted i{­ d1y-~ "7ersey-~·Qtieens ~ aft anurbanesque dream wnich helPs the mercials or previews, is that a stock broker "parr of NeW da Bronx, 'and "Brooktyn. No Surfboards. no SORO dweller to rationalize living in a in his late twenties (Jon Cryer, Ducky in $5000 a month loft with roaches instead of "Pretty in Pink" and Luther the waves Cowabunga, where's the beach? Lenny in of owning a house on Laguna Beach. Busch embarrassing "Superman IV") hides out Psycho Beach Party is a frenetic attempt attacks more {hen the movies he spoof the from bad guys by pretending to be a seven­ to take the New York fascination with the California way of life, and the audience teen year old high school student in neurotic, and inject it into Gidget on a loves it. Delaware. I didn't expect much. Malibu morning. The play is written by We ignorant New Yorkers discover that But it wasn't bad. The killers, who want Charles Busch (who also did The Vampire "Beach Bum" is an actual California oc­ to render twenty-seven year old Andrew Lesbians of Sodom) and is full of the gaudy cupation which is revered and respected Morenski (22 year old Cryer) incapable of U) transvestite superficiality ad hoc hilarity ~ among the Surf Buddies. Kanaka is the which he is known for. It is spontaneous King Bum, who can ride the biggest wave, 8 and witty, though far from being profound. ~ get all the girls and falls for Chiclet after she it is never boring. becomes a sadistic mistress during one of ~ It's a spoof of the Frankie and Annette her schizo episodes. Kanaka may rule the ~ beach movies of the sixties. The names have waves but he ends up as Chiclet's slave. been changed (slightly) to provoke the inno­ is a homosexual, and since it is his play, he cent. The Big Kahuna of the movies gets a plug for his lifestyle in. In the real becomes the play's Great Kanaka. Moon­ movies, Frankie fell for Annette, Gidget for doggie becomes Star Cat, Tony becomes Moondoggie. In "Party" however, Pro­ Provoloney. It is all to ridiculum, as the voloney falls. for Yo-Yo and they come out bubbly beach boys and girls (or at least boys of the Beach Tent and walk away into the dressed up like girls) with their suntan lo­ speedo sunset. tion and indivisible I.Q.'s find themselves It is all good-natured and fun, the .:.... .,,/ in the midst of schizophrenic Chiclet transvestitie theme, tired as it has become, (ya know like Gidget) who has plans to rule lives on, in all of Busch's plays. Psycho the entire world, or at least the whole Beach Party, is off-broadway at its best. beach. Low budget, irreverant, funny; it's Punch Visually the play was exciting. The Polka and Judy brought to life on stage. Psycho dothopskotchbikinis need no warning, and Beach Party.. .there's a cowabunga among UIe sixties sun -boDnets evident of the hiBh us! n-ye.r-eld Cryer portrays 27-year-old Morenski Mr. Mister's hot Recess story Is _ .... botlei' aN hotter wttII their new reIeaw, Go On. pnotnldillt to be 1i-year-old Hauser. testifying about some counterfeit bonds are GB: Let's start at the beginning. Where As a matter of fact, when that album was fairly convincing, as are the stunts and did you grow up-and how was the music released I thought, man, we dia .a reaDy chases. Next time I see someone dive scene there? " good album but there's no· hits on it 'aWse through a plate glass window onto conve­ RP: I grew up in Montgomery, Alabama my perception of what a hit was·, like I niently placed garbage and continue runn­ and then Phoenix, Arizona, about ten years don't know, I just never beard- "Broken ing unscratched, I'm going to start writing in each place. I· went ,it) high school in Willgs" as a hit. +just tbougbr it 'was too letters, but still, you may find yourself on Phoenix. There were places to play but as . different and nobody would get it,.but as it.Nt:·· the edge of your seat more than once, and far as being spotted in Phoenix, there turned out a lot of people feel that the sons is really mainstream. I don't know~ it con- .; 4- _ there is some originality. These aren't buf­ wasn't a big chance of that. A .Iot of musi-. foons who can't shoot straight, although dans went to the obvious place, which is fuses me. I'IJ admit their aim gets a little b1f worse L.A. That's the way I went. Alot of people GD: Go On has Q more relaxed feel to it when they're trying to shoot Andrew. before me, Alice Cooper, The Tubes, Stevie when compared to Welcome To The Real Nicks, and Linda Ron·stadt, all came from . World. What do You think about that? " In the process of seeking refuge with RP: Yeah, it's different. We didn't want relatives in Delaware, he gets an idea. So that area. GB: Who were some of YOrd·favorilt to make "the. :satne .record. The albuin now 22 year old Jon Cryer is playing 27 year bands while you were growing up?' . sounds differeJlti-t~&ODIS,ar!,·1. ~~e, . .. >~"~'~ old Andrew Morenski pretending to be J7 f~, f~m.a ,~..stand- ~ RP: My favorite.band.w~.Cream_when I. more c· ..". .. year old Maxwell Hauser, who gets his t~kUlere~.more '.~"'_*J. ~:Z';';.<.>v"..·· was first starting to play "in bands, .Of point, Ijust there and·it._ -: \'s ,..". '__ "". ' ' •.• narne jhe same way ever incognito charac- Hendri~. maytak~PeOPle_~"Ji~e_~~.:10~-. ~~>";:.:,,, e_I'.~."""·"""Bdstr8leswl"betdI cII...... •...,ae••• course The Beatles and,"" I .~. ~./ ~ rta...,." Jinn .. - _,__ - .0. ."., - _ :-.-.:,:4l, .•. - c...... : .-, (Continued on- Page 2J, Col. 4) . -.:... .. j'li _ '.-:.~ _-~. _ •. Sia tfn" iT is' r '••'j? =ar"',., .nth =Z 7] '370' P?

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Page 22 Tbe Ticker Noveillbs 17, 1987 N.ovember 17, 1987 The Ticker , Paae.23 ARTS SPOR:TS" Ballard and the Midnighters, the original performers of "The Twist," which was their year. later' revamped a little by Chubby Checker The Core of the They are led by fiery Pat Verbeek, "Cap­ and linked to the dance of the same name. tain Kirk" Muller, tough rookie Brenden Fifties' Reunion And I thought Chubby Checker was com­ Shannahan and Joe Cirella (all draft picks).' pletely credited with that hit. Big Apple Teams The most improved part of their game is their defense which went from one of the By JOHN GRECO Before the show started, spectators were By MICKEY KRAMER treated with an extra pre-performance by poorest last year to one "of the better ones When people ask me why I enjoy listen­ this past October. I'm sure the men and Reminisce, a group that sang "Since I don't Hockey is back! With the conclusion of this season. It is anchored by Cirella, Bruce ing to Doo-Wopp music, seldom do I take women that grew up listening to groups like Have You" and "Get A Job" from the top the World Series" sports fans can now con­ Driver, Craig Wolanin and Tom Kurvers. A the time to divulge the true reason. More The Cadillacs and The Silhouettes are of the staircase in the Radio City Music centrate on the most exciting professional big part of the improvement has got to do often I simply say, "It's the real rock-n­ brought back to their childhood by seeing Hall lobby. At various points in the show, sport. In' the Metropolitan area, the New with their forwards who unlike the Rangers, roll,' or sometimes I refer to the harmony these groups on stage again. But for a per­ Harvard choir flexed their talent with some York Rangers, New Jersey Devils, and the help out a lot on defense. The Devils also and the importance of vocals and syn­ son,that did not grow up in that era, the a cappella songs. Although the show had a New York Islanders are competing in the added some much needed toughness with chronicity of those popular songs of The show is a special chance to see what, they limited run their will be.a special tenth an­ most competitive division (the Patrick) in the acquisitions of Jim Korn and fan Fifties. While these facts are accurate, the saw thirty years ago. niversary show next year for fans of Doo­ years. The Patrick division will be a six favorite George McPhee. For the Devils to real reason goes much deeper than that. The agenda was as follows: First to per­ Wopp to celebrate the music and memories team battle right to the end. The become a serious cup threat they.need more When I 'listen to the a cappella singers a form were The Capris, lead by Nick San­ of that decade" Washington Capitals and the Philadelphia snipers and a lot more experience. When strange thing happens to me-I smile, set tamaria, dubbed the "Doo-Wopp Cop" "axm~" Flyers have playoff spots wrap­ they get both New Jersey could really con­ my head back and imagine what it would be because he has been a policeman for 16 ped up but there will be a photo finish en­ tend. like to live at the time that these men were years. They sang their number one 'hit ding for the last two spots. The Pittsburgh The New York Islanders are early in their A Gestapo Penguins have a Mario Lemieux chance of rebuilding stage; but they are still a com­ recording their music. And sometimes I slip "There's Moon Out Tonight." Next to 11ie RaDIUS will have theirlumds full. making the playoffs but the real race is bet­ petitive, hard-working team night after and utter eight words that defy my take the stage were the original Silhouettes " philosophy of realism. Sometimes I say, "I singing their classic "Get A Job," which in­ Geltapo: 611 like Ronnie ReaaaB, I like JIll ween the New York/New Jersey teams, so night. The last remains of past glory are wish I grew up in The Fifties." spired the name for the group Sha Na Na. Zone moria too. And if we can't have .DUChy, let's take a closer look: fading away as the great BOSS. Mike At that point I stop and think. It may not These Philadelphia singers proved to have Rellu!)licans will do." The New York Rangers are probably tile Bossey is out with a back injury and legen­ be so practical to believe that the teenagers the best harmony of the night. The Reagan, I like his movies too. And if we most exciting of the group; but most ex­ dary defenceman, Denis Potvin is retiring Murphy's Law has had a history of growing up at that time were free from the boisterous Cadillacs ended the first half can't have anarchy, republicans will do." citing doesn't mean effective. They seem to after this season. The Isles are blending in violating all that is sacred in the New York problems that plague the generations that singing "Speedo" and the song that has Another of the evening's highlights was the have the worst overall team of the three. new blood this season. Alan Kerr, Randy Hard Core scene. With so many of new followed. Maybe the kids then didn't have been copied many times, "Gloria." They simplistic and mellow, "A Day in the But they have the "best goaltenders and the Wood, Derek King and Brad Dalgamo are N.Y.H.C. bands being totally straight edge the hard hitting drug concoctions as easily were the best performers of the night and Life." While the crowd moshed to the easy best scoring punch. Trader Phil Esposito playing their first full years and seem ready in their lyrical approach, Murphy's Law attainable or the high-tech diseases to worry have always been known for their wild.out­ sound Jimmy sang about his daily activities, acquired Brian Mullen and John Ogrodnick to contribute to the building of a new seems to be the only N'.V.H.C. band to sing about, but nevertheless, there were the ad­ fits and humorous dancing. "Up in the morning, I bust a spliff. Roll it to go along with the already potent attack dynasty. They need big contributions from about drugs, sex and violence. Satanism is dictions and fatalities. They just may have The second half was kick off by The up and take a whiff. I go downstairs and I led by Walt Poddubny, Tomas Sandstrom, the old warhorses Bryan Trottier, Potvin, probably the only line that the band had yet been disguised a bit differently. Now it's my Mystics, thegroup that graced the streets of have an egg, go downtown start to beg." Marcel Dionne and Pierre Larouche. As Ken Morrow and Captain Brfent Sutter. to cross.-until their recent Halloween gig turn to ask myself a simple question. "Why Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. The two other groups The band's drug worship continued on a you can see this team can score goals. A This could be the year Pat Lafontaine that is. do I enjoy Doo-Wopp music:" The answer of Bay Ridge were The Passions and The major problem of theirs is going to be emerges as a star and the same might be Vocalist Jimmy Gestapo was dressed for marvelous reggae influenced track called -HI is that it has a certain mystique that paints a Classics, and since then their members have Got the Bong." The band passed joints out preventing goals. Their tandom of Bob needed from Mikko Makela if the Islanders the holiday as Satan. While the band raced picture of an era of innocence in the form joined The Mystics. The songs they per­ to the crowd as Jimmy sang the simple Froese and John Vanbiesbrouck might not are to contend. This year could be trouble through the mosh instrumental that opened of neighborhood gangs whose only formed was "Hushabye;' the 1959 hit writ­ lyrics, "I got the bong, you can 'lave it too. be enough because their forwards just don't because they don't have enough firepower the show, he gave the satanic sign to the weapons were the strength of their voices ten by Mort Schuman and Doc Pomus. The Who's got a light? I need a light." The help enough defensively. For the Rangers to and their defence is just adequate. 'Kelly crowd and led the chants of "Hail Satan." ,.... and their ability to harmonize. Were The next performers were Rudy West and The debauchery continued on their re-make of make a serious run at the Stanley Cup they Hrudey is very strong in net but it might not " ..... All the while the roadies were setting up a J •• ,u. Fifties really like this? I'll never really Keys, known for their soft sound and an ex­ the Trogg's Wild Thing. While the original need a couple of strong, grinding, two-way be enough. J .... ' , large beer ball and the fans were stagediving wingers to compliment their awsome goal know, but it is nice to imagine such a ceptional lead singer. They sang "The is a tame love song. the Murphy's Law ver­ This will be an interesting season with ...... ~ ..~...... ~ ... ..' . ~ ...... " ....;~....~. " and moshing. It was the start of a typically decade. Glory of Love," "Oose Your Eyes," "Out .. scorers: If they don't improve on defense many questions like "Will the Rangers im­ chaotic Murphy's Law concert. sion is a disgusting sex joke, "Wild thing, I Which brings me to the Royal New York of Sight, Out of Mind" and "Wisdom of a this could be one of their most exciting and prove on "D"?", "Can the Devils keep up What's really odd about a Murphy's Law want to fuck but I gotta know-do you Doo-Wopp Show at Radio City Music Hall Fool." The last group to sing was Hank have any social diseases? What? You got disappointing seasons ever. their fast pace?" and "Do the Isles have concert is that things never actually calm The most surprising team of the trio has enough firepower to win?" It will go down down. Even after Jimmy ditched the Herpes!" Lyrics like that would bring a true straight edge band like Youth of Today to to be the New Jersey Devils. After slight im­ to the wire but if I had 'to choose I would costume, he didn't just stand there and provements the last two years their "Build sing. Instead he dived into the crowd, tears. say the Caps and Flyers will be joined by the through the draft" theory has finally paid Devils and the Rangers. The Rangers must November Pre-recruitment poured beer on the crowd and jumped off War-Zone has better guitarwork than Murphy's Law, the Cro Mags have better off. The Devils have never made the come around but their scoring and goalten­ the stage speakers, 4U1d rattled off a lot, of '~3f' it-~oWd lyrics, and Agnostic Front has more power. playoffs but this seems like be - dmg'witt jt1St'mrdge the fstandeTs. '" jokes. AU that works well for this band But, in the live setting, Murphy's Law has . "'~"':" Information Sessions though because it's obvious that Murphy's no peers. Their only flaw is a lack of new Law is onstage not to perform, but to enter­ material, as evidenced by the fact that .... tain. everything performed that evening was "California Pipeline" the second song of more than a few years old. the evening, is one of their best humor filled -John Ricard Ernst & Whinney tracks. Jimmy sings, "I like Ronnie 9 Room 1350 ..,.J 360 Park Avenue South e, , 4:30 p.m. - 6:00 p.m. Consolidated Edison D1 anno s t's easy to apply fora 19 Room 1350 New York State Civil Service 360 Park Avenue South student loan. All you have 12 Room 1350 4:00 p.m. - 6:00 p.m. Comeback 360 Park Avenue South Battlezone-Children of Madness to dois getto a phone. 4:00 p.m. - 5:30 p.m. Morgan Stanley It wasn't too long ago that Paul Di'anno 24 Room 1350 was a pathetic, fat, balding joke. 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November 17, 1987 SPORTS Page 24 Can Gretsky and Crew Recap the Cup?

By PETER DESMOND HOPKINS

The leaves are changing color. There is a nip in the air. These developments mean 2 things are on the way: midterms and the 1987-88 National Hockey League season. I f cannot tell you anything about your ! midterms, but I'll try my best to give you a ,>; preview of what the fastest sport in the universe will look like this season. ~.

PRINCE OF WALES CONFERENCE Lester Patrick Division

I) Philadelphia Flyers (46-26-8, first place, Conference champions last season). This is a talented team that works hard. They can beat you any way you want. They can win a pure, solid clean game, a goon match, or a skating contest. A solid defense is led by Mark Howe and Tim Kerr will score all the big goals when they need them after he returns to the lineup from injury. 2) New York Islanders (35-33-12, third place, division finalist). The Isles are close. The addition of very promising rookies gives this club a wonderful blend. Pat LaFontaine has taken over as the sniper, as Mike Bossy will miss the entire season With a back ailment. Expect LaFontaine to res­ pond with about 50 goals. Denis Potvin is looking to make his last season one to remember. Bryan Trottier is ageless. 3) Washington Capitals (38-32-10. second place. lost in Round 1). The Caps are con­ sistently inconsistent. They often look like they have little motivation. New goalie The Oilers will run into stiff competition sum as the Flyers who are a t08gh and aggressive bockey team. Clint Malarchuk will help. New goon Dale .' Hunter might inspire the club. The return powerhouse. too emotionally involved with the Flames in the best tearn in this pathetic division. of Bengt Gustafsson will provide goals. The 2) Montreal Canadiens(41·29-10,second Featuring stars, young and old, Steve Yzer­ the playoffs. bottom line is still that coach Bryan Mur­ place. Conference finalist). Les Habs will man. Shawn Burr, Gerard Gallant, Brent 2) Winnipeg Jets (40-32-8, third place, ray's team does not work hard enough. get excellent goaitending every night from Ashton, and Petr Klima, this team is slowly division finalist). The Jets are a solid 4) Pittsburgh Penguins (30-38-12. fifth Patrick Roy and Brian Hayward. Coach developing and may win 40 games this year. hockey team that could win 50 games. They place. missed playoffs). If Mario Lemieux Jean Perron gets t:,e most out of his 2) St. Louis BIDes (32-33-15, first place, feature Dale Hawerchuck, Paul MacLean, stays healthy, he will lead the Pens into the players. Veterans Larry Robinson (his final lost in Round I). The Blues will be better Thomas Steen, and Doug Smail. The tough playoffs. Every player on the team is a little year?'), Bob Gainey, and Bobby Smith pro­ this year. Doug Gilmour is still the offen­ defense includes Mario Marois, .Tim Kyte, bit better when he's on the ice. Front office vide as much savvy as you could want. Big sive leader, but they picked up scorer Tony and Randy Carlyle. Pokey Ret.dick and made a mistake in letting coach Bob Berry years are needed from Claude Lemieux and McKegney and Perry Turnbull over the Daniel Berthiaumeare a pair ofsecond-year go. Players needlessly have to get used to Mats Naslund to challenge the Whalers. summer. If Brian Sutter is back the Blues goalies who looked outstanding as rookies. new coach Pierre Creamer. 3) "Boston Bruins (39-34-1 third place. may challenge the Wings. 3) Calgary Flames (46-31-3, second place, 5) New Jersey Devils (29-45-6, last place. lost in Round 1). The B's will be solid, but 3) Toronto Maple Leafs (32-42-6. fourth lost in Round 1). The Flames need a lot to missed playoffs). Almost. The addition of not spectacular. The club must get some place, division finalist). The Leafts can ex­ be successful. Joey Mullen must score Brendan Shanahan and the new tough-guy young blood into the lineup, which includes pect Wendel Clark and Steve Thomas to goals. Paul Reinhart must stay healthy. image, featuring Jim Korn make the Devils a few players past their primes. Goaltending blossom. Defense is a little suspect. Lanny McDonald must return to form. better than last year, but not quite good is abundant. Ray Borque leads a hardnosed Goaltending is solid with Ken Wregget and Reggie Lemelin and Mike Vernon must pro­ enough. defense. The Bruins are not deep and must Allan Bester. vide excellent goaltending, New Coach 6) New York Rangers (34-38-8. fourth stay away from injuries to be successful. 4) Minllesota North Stars (30-40-10. 1st Terry Cnsp will never match the emotional place. lost in Round I). GM Phil Esposito 4) Buffalo Sabres (28~, last place, place. missed playoffs). The Stars are the intensity of the departed Bob Johnson. The has put together a group of players with lots missed playoffs). The Sabres expect big most talented group of unmotivated players Flames are a big question mark. of talent, but are they a team? The players things from top dratt pick PIerre Turgeon. you can expect to find anywhere. This team 4) Los Angeles Kings (31-41-8, fourth don't really- know how long they'll be with Coach Ted Sator, who inherited a team in should finish first, but it won't. Dino place, lost in Round I). The Kings will be the team or where they're going next. A complete disarray is patiently picking up the Cicarelli is the gunner. Maybe Herb Brooks good enough to give the Flames a scare. winning team must feel like they are a part pieces. Some of the younger players should will have some luck getting a decent effort The offense will have Bobby Carpenter, of something common. There is no such develop this year with the help of veterans. out of these players. Luc Robitaille, and Bernie Nichols. Young feeling here. Playing musical coaches 5) Quebec Nordiques (31-39-10, fourth 5) Chicago Blackhawks (29-37-14, third players are expected to improve. Defense is doesn't help either. (Michel Bergeron at place. division finalist). The Nards are in place, lost in Round I). The Hawks picked led by Tom Laidlaw. press time). for a tough year. Chaos looms over Quebec up goalie Bob Mason from the Caps and 5) Vancouver Canucks (29-43-8, last City with immense personnel changes, in­ are led by sniper Denis Savard. They are the place. missed playoffs). This club is horri­ -- Jack Adams Division cluding trading away coach Michel model Norris Division team. Savard and ble. Tony Tanti and Petri Skriko continue Bergeron to the Rangers. Bergeron will be Mason will receive little support. to produce on a poor team. Goalie Richard 1) Hartford Whalers (43-30-7), first missed as a motivator. New Coach Andre Brodeur is 3S and there is no legitimate place, lost in RODnd 1) GM Emile Francis Savard has no NHL coaching experience. Conn Smythe Division replace rnent in sight. has built a powerhouse. This club is just about ready to make a serious' run at the CLARENCE S. CAMPBELL I) Edmonton Oilers (50-24-6, first place, STANLEY CUP FINAL PREDICTION flyers and Oilers. Led by snipers Captain CONFERENCE Stanley (lip Champions). The Oilers will Ron Francis, Sylvain Turgeon, and Kevin James Norris Division roll to the top once again. This team led by The Oilers will beat the Whalers in 6 Dineen, there will be no shortage of goals. Wayne Gretzky and an assortment of of­ games. With Mike Liut in goat and a solid defense 1) Detroit Red Wings (34-36-10, second fensive powerhouses can only stop Well, those are my predictions. Sorry, in front of him, the Whalers are a place. Conference finaJist). The Wings are themselves. They must beware of getting Ranger fans! Enjoy the season!