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Iraq accepts conditions of peace plan Kuwaitis, Americans joyous Professors predict peace DHAHRAN, Saudi Arabia (AP) announced a cease-fire in the Gulf - From the Euphrates to the Persian War, Iraq gave in to the coalition's will bolster Bush's popularity Gulf, U.S. and allied troops held ·conditions for suspending military By LAURA DURNELL theirfire along a smoldering battle­ action after making several previ­ Features editor • A local group plans front Thursday, weary, muddy but ous peace offers that the allies con­ victorious in a lightning war that sidered unacceptable. services Friday for war It looks like George Bush might freed Kuwait and humbled Iraq. As a cease-fire dawned on the dead. Page 3A • Kuwait says Iraq still have made his niche in history. Statesmen began what President . 43rd day of the conflict, American holding some civilians, At least, that's what one political • Guns sales on the rise Bush called "the difficult task" of paratrooper David Hochins had a POWs. Page 6A science professor speculates. even as the war winds securing the peace, and ordinary warm vision of peace: "My girl­ An economics instructor, howev­ down. Page SA soldiers began a new countdown - friend, good friends and good • Allied and U.S. troop er, believes the president's populari­ forthe trip home. times." In Kuwait, meanwhile, they pullout will likely take ty will fall now that the Persian "He looks to become extremely And at the United Nations, U.N. began a sorrowful task, an account­ some time. Page 6A Gulf War has ended and domestic popular and should be for what he Secretary-General Javier Perez de ing of atrocity. problems come back into American accomplished in a short period of Cuellar sai he hoped Iraq's promise The return of Kuwaiti detainees Thursday it might resume the forefront. time and with the number of low to the United Nations that it would was one demand set out by offensive against the Iraqi military Abdul Laieef, a professor of casualties," Lateef said. "It looks honor all 12 Security Council reso­ President Bush in declaring the if Baghdad does not meet all the political science, said Thursday he like he will be (popular) for some lutions dealing with the Persian cease-fire for midnight EST conditions, which also include the believes with no doubt that time." Gulf crisiswould be "the beginning We dnesday - 8 a.m. Thursday in "immediate" release of U.S. and President Bush's popularity will However, Mark Weisbrot, eco- of the end of this terrible tragedy." the gulf. allied prisoners of war. Iraq said it rise as a result of his cease-.frre dec­ Ho urs after President Bush The United States warned would return the prisoners. laration We dnesday. •Continued on page 2A Rives denies Faculty Senate a voice on core curriculum By STUART TA RT Eastern's administration. Staff writer During a regular meeting of CAA Thursday, Rives reiterated his position that Eastern President Stan Rives told the the proper place for consideration of the new Council on Academic Affairs Thursday that general education program is in the CAA. He he would not pass the proposed general edu­ said he "will not allow external determination cation program on to Ea stern's Faculty of our curriculum," nor will he place the pro­ Senate for review. gram before the Faculty Senate. Rives said the decision on how and whether "I will not allow politicization of the cur­ to revise the components of the core he riculum review process," he told the council. returnedto CAA Feb. 20 rests with that body. In a Feb. 20 letter to Faculty Senate And the council decided to draft a letter to Chair David Carpenter, Rives pointed out the Faculty Senate disagreeing with their that the CAA "is a standing committee of charges that problems with the current gener­ the faculty, not a subcommittee of the al education proposal are the result of a lack of communication beiween the council and " Continued on page 2A State Hum·an Rights department gets third complaint on university By CAM SIMPSON human rights department against Eastern, Senior reporter said Vic Battles, a spokesman for the depart­ ment. The husband of an Eastern faculty member In addition to Laribee and his wife, who has filed an unperfected charge against Janet Francis-Laribee, a third person also the university with the Illinois Department of has filed a charge against Eastern with Human Rights has filed a charge of his own, the department. However, Th e Daily a spokesman in the department said Eastern News could not learn the name THOM RAKESTRAW/Photo editor Thursday. of the third person Thursday. Battles said Stephen F. Laribee, an accounting instruc­ he legally could only confirm or deny Imminent impact tor in the Lumpkin College of Business, has Freshman Tom Fox hammers a line drive during a pick-up game of baseball near the also filed an "unperfected charge" with the 4' Continued on page 2A campus pond Thursday afternoon.

ByEastern JEFF MADSEN asksmissioned byBOG the BOO to investi­ to make nepotismChancellor," Rives said. probe "It is not Thursday. public Editor in chief gate charges of nepotism in the my authority." The Dunn report questions October hiring of Scott Walker. The Stanczak Report also inves­ Eastern administration's handling Eastern President Stan Rives Walker is the son of Vice President ... this is a report that tigated 25 questionable hirings of a harassment dispute between Thursday petitioned to the Board of for Business Affairs Verna under Armstrong's jurisdiction that Janet Francis-Laribee, a computer Governors that the Stanczak Armstrong and was hired to a should be released ... were raised by Eastern 's Faculty and operations management Report, a probe of allegations of $32,700 assistant director for plan­ Stan Rives Senate last faH. The Faculty Senate instructor and Efraim Turban, a unethical hiring practices and nepo­ ning and institutional research post Eastern President has been adamant about Rives distinguished professor in the tism under a university vice presi­ and would have been a direct sub­ making the report public. Lumpkin College of Business. It dent, be released to the public. ordinate to his mother. Early this "While the president is at it, he was filed by William Dunn, a Rives made the request in a month, Rives transferred the office may also request that he share the Bloomington attorney who works response to a campus-wide demand of planning and budgeting away included in the Stanczak Report. Dunn report with the entire com­ for the same firm as Stanczak. to see the "confidential," 70-page fromArmstrong and to his jurisdic­ "I've tried to make it clear to the munity and tell us much that cost The two investigations are related report filed by Bloomington attor­ tion. Rives said he made the trans­ Board of Governors this is a report the university," Faculty Senate ney David Stanczak, who was com- fer in response to recommendations that should be released by the Chair David Carpenter said �Continued on page 2A 2A Friday, March 1, 1991 The Dally Eastern News · Charleston woman killed Crowd attacks cultural misconceptions By SYLVIA BRATCHER National Pan-Hellenic, other repre­ concerns and feelings. Some stu­ in automobile accident Staff writer sentatives of the greek systems and dents cited the greek system as By CANDICE HOFFMAN Chevrolet, was killed after fail­ thefaculty. adding to the segregation among Staff writer ing to stop at a stop sign at 1500 More than 80 students assem­ The discussion focused on pro­ the student body. Still others main­ East County Road. Swango's bled in Coleman Hall auditorium moting cultural adhesiveness and tained the segregation caused by A Charleston woman was automobile apparently collided Thursday evening to attempt to dis­ clearing up some of the misunder­ greek fraternities and sororities was killed and another injured Thurs­ with another car of Lorie A. solve some of the misconceptions standings the different groups on just another misconception, and not day evening on a county road Haga, 26, driving westbound on about students of different races campus may have about each a real deterrent to establishing cul- north of the city, the Illinois State 1500 North County Road in a andcultures that exist on campus. other. tural diversity. Police said. _ 1987 GMC truck. The forum was sponsored by "If everybody can understand "College is supposed to be the Betty J. Swango, 65, was pro­ Haga was taken to the Sarah National Pan-Hellenic Council another person's culture then they time when you establish yourself nounced dead at the scene one Bush Lincoln Health Center, (NPHC), Interfraternity Council will be able to better relate to that as an individual," Qualls said. mile west of Illinois Route 130 where she was listed in fair con­ (IFC), the Pan-Hellenic Council person," said NPHC representative "You must establish your own ide­ on 1500 North County Road at dition Thursday night, said nurs­ and Learning by Education to Tracie Ward said. als from college life, instead of 5:36 p.m., said Coles County ing supervisor Letha Showalter. Accept Diversity (LEAD). Following a short panel discus­ from the life before. Don't let soci­ Deputy Coroner Darrell King. No other information was Those participating in the forum sion, the panelists opened the floor ety mold you - let yourself mold State Police said Swango, available at about the incident at included Juris Qualls, president of to the aucfience to discuss their yourself." driving southbound in a 1986 press time on Thursday evening. FROM PAGE ONE Professors predict Eastern asks •From page IA "He's lucky the number of casu­ •From page IA Rives told about 200 faculty, staff my report in response to Stancz.ak's nomics instructor and pro-peace alties were very small. The presi­ only by timing. and students that only three of the investigation public. To my knowl­ activist throughout the war, dis­ dent did well by sticking to the According to portions of the 25 questionable hirings warranted edge, no litigation is pending on this agrees. plan (of Operation Desert Storm). report which were obtained by The further actions and that the rest matter and I believe the university "His popularity will eventually Like most people I'm very pleased Daily Eastern News, the report is eventually satisfied the require­ community and the general public fall. Who knows, maybe he'll find it's all over," Lateef said. highly critical of Eastern adminis­ ments and regulations for each of are entitled to the information con­ another war when it (his populari­ Bush announced Wednesday in tration in the handling of the case, the jobs. None of the three hirings tained in the report and the reply." ty) gets low enough," Weisbrot his address that the cease fire which has been secretly investigated requiring further investigation On Feb. 21, Rives presented the said. "People will realize later on would remain, unless Iraq attacked by the BOG since December. The involved Scott Walker. BOG a 140-page report to the war has gained us nothing," any surrounding countries again. report says that Eastern administra­ Rives also indicated at the open Stanczak's investigation, indicating Weisbrot said. "We are still left One of the problems that tors might have opened the BOG to meeting that he would like to make that he was "fully satisfied" with the with our domestic problems remains in the aftermath of the war "serious liabilities" after allegedly the report public, provided the BOG results of the probe. (homelessness, drug abuse, etc.) is the restoration of Kuwait, which mishandling the case. approved. The BOG is the govern­ BOG spokeswoman Michelle that will have to be faced after this has endured the intense ground The Stanczak Report involved a ing board for Eastern and four other Brazell said Thursday that Layzell all over." battle and will endure ecological three-month probe and cost the uni­ state universities. was seeking legal advice on As for the timing of the damage for many years due to the versity $25,000. "I have indicated to him (Layzell) whether the Stanczak Report would announcement itself, Lateef said burning of Kuwaiti oil fields and In an open meeting last Friday, that if he does so, I will also make be available for public perusal. he wasn't surprised Bush ordered a the dumping of crude oil in the cease fire to take effect. Persian Gulf. "Anybody who was following "I don't think it's a question," Rives denies the news could have guessed it Weisbrot said about the United "From page In a Feb. 20 letter to the CAA, Rives returned four of wasn't going to last," Lateef States helping rebuild Kuwait. IA Faculty Senate." nine components of the proposed general education explained. "His objectives were "Kuwait has a lot of money and Yet, he pointed out that he has and will ask for input program and delayed implementation of the program met and he did the right thing - to they have oil, so they can undoubt­ from Faculty Senate, department chairs and other mem­ until Spring 1992. However, Rives was quick to defend announce the cease fire." edly pay for the. reconstruction of bers of Eastern's faculty. the work accomplished on the program so far. Lateef believes if the cease-fire their own country. "I have asked for timely advice from the Faculty Citing 240-250 courses that are available to fill cur­ was not announced until later and "I'm sure there will be immense Senate . .. on whether to approve the courses for the rent general education requirements, he noted, "If every the number of casualties had risen profits for some western corpora­ course passes as approved, we would have about 80 greatly, that Bush's popularity tions though in the reconstruction integrated core ... and whether to delay implementation of the program beyond the Fall semester of courses; that is a two-thirdsreductio n." would have not been as strong. of Kuwait," Weisbrot added. 1991."

State Human Rights department We • From page IA Francis-Laribee claims violates her from an unidentifiedsource a confi­ names given to him. civil rights, was criticized in a civil­ dential legal document prepared by Deliver The Laribees have declined to report compiled by BOG attorney attorney Mark Dunn," Rives state­ llAM-llPM comment on the case. An unper­ Mark Dunn. ment says. 'The reporter has quoted fected charge means that a com­ Excerpts from that report were selective portions from Dunn's 345-2466 published in a copyrighted story in report, which was requested and plaint isonly preliminary in nature. oz. Francis-Laribee's complaint, also Wednesday's edition of The Daily paid for by (Eastern) and did not Chicken Sandwich, Fries & 16 Drink an unperfected charge, is filed Eastern News. Dunn concludes that talk with me about the matter," says against Eastern and the Board of the handling of the case has the statement. $299 Governors. "exposed the Board and EIU's After a public address last Friday, Fridays only Her complaint apparently stems administrationto serious liabilities." Rives declined comment when from Eastern's handling of a settle­ Eastern President Stan Rives asked by a News reporter and a ment agreement reached among issued a statement Thursday saying reporter from The Charleston administrators, Francis-Laribee and that he would not discuss the case. Times-Courier to discuss the case. another Lumpkin faculty member. "A Daily Eastern News reporter During the same interview, a News The university's handling of that quoting 'BOG sources who reporter offered Rives an advance SUBS settlement agreement, which requested anonymity' has obtained copy of thestory for comment. --�

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d within the Physical Plant that has affect­ cerns also focus on the Faculty Senate, which presented to the BOO at its January meeting. · to let Rives know the workers are not pleased the administration but seems to have some have argued is facing off against the Rives and Armstrong responded to the results with the current situation. EICPME plans procession for those killed in Gulf War By SUZANNE OLIVER Student government editor

A procession of students and fac­ We will mourn the ulty clad with black arm bands will '' mourn the deaths of civilian and deaths of anyone military personnel killed in the Gulf involved in the war War during a commemoration cere­ mony Friday. and the senseless The procession, sponsored by slaughter that we Eastern Illinois Coalition for Peace hope will not soon be in the Middle East, will begin in front of Klemn Hall at noon. repeated. Anyone is welcome to march Jennifer Berkshire throughout campus to mourn the rally organizer deaths of those in the Middle East. A 12:45 p.m. rally on the Library Quad will follow the procession where participants will be able to the reason for the "funeral" is to voice their ideas on consequences "draw attention,'' with the hope that of the war. people will join us." Jennifer Berkshire, a rally orga­ By mourning not only the deaths nizer said the coalition will have of Americans but also the people in tables set up in the Martin Luther the Middle East killed in the war, King Jr. University Union from 8 the coalition hopes participants will THOM RAKESTRAW/Photo editor a.m. to noon for students to pick up begin to ask why we need wars and Retired Col. David Lightburn, a member of NATO's international staffin the Defense Planning and the black arm bands. She also said will confront the consequences. Policy division, discusses job opportunities with students Thursday afternoon in Buzzard Building. participants are encouraged to wear "As Americans, we tend to deny black. that this war has anything to do "We will mourn ... the deaths of with death," Berkshire said. Visitor introduces students to NATO anyone involved with the war and She said the focus of the PENNY N. WEAVER and offers consultation. the senseless slaughter that we hope American public has been on Lightburn said he will focus on three ideas dur­ will not soon be repeated," killing Saddam Hussein, while we ing his visit: NATO's view of world changes, the Berkshire said. ignore the innocent people left in A North Atlantic Treaty Organization official future of the organization and NATO's uninvolve­ She went on to say that part of our path. tisiting Eastern Thursday said he came to campus ment in the Persian Gulf War. -'spread a positive view of his organization and to "The way the Gulf thing has turned out is a very

• uss NATO's changing role in Europe. positive thing for the United States," Lightburn Retired Col. David Lightburn, a member of said, adding NATO stayed out of the issue but Coal conversion costs IATO's international staff in the Defense Planning believes the American presence in the region is and Policy division, is on campus Thursday and beneficial to stability. Friday, talking to students about NATO and what it Though NATO was formed to counter the to exceed mill.ion four other state universities. does. Russian threat in Europe and that threat is now By MIKE CHAMBERS City editor $10Some deficiencies cited include "Basically what I've got to do is stand up and lessened, Lightburn said NATO's role in the region say the positive (about NATO)," Lightburn said. is still important. work to the coal feed system as He talked with students in classes and at a public "The Soviet Union continues to be unstable," he Eastern's coal conversion project, well as repiacing monitoring equip­ meeting Thursday and is scheduled Friday to speak said. "It's still the most dangerous threat" in the an $8.9 million undertaking that is ment. Jazo added there has been one to two more classes and to be interviewed for area even if it's not a likely threat, he added. And about five years behind schedule WEIU-TV. recent violence in Lithuania doesn't increase the and is plagued with delays, will lawsuit between the board and con­ tractor for Eastern 's conversion Lightburn, who served 30 years in the Canadian Russian threat, Lightburn said. require another $1.3 million to plant, but would give no further Forces before joining NATO, said he is stopping at "It creates a new tension (but) it doesn't change make Eastern 's coal plant "reli­ information on the lawsuit. several small colleges in the United States to anything because real changes have (already) been able," an Illinois Capitol Jazo said the board is_ currently inform students about NATO jobs. These students made," he said. "There will be a lot of setbacks Development Board official said investigating the conversion plant might not otherwise hear about the jobs, he said. along the road. This is one of them. this week. "NATO is a very healthy and growing organiza­ "You're going to have these reversals," The project was part of a to see if some of its problems stem from negligence in design or con­ tion," Lightburn, who rs the coordinator of defense Lightburn said. "You can't just nave a fair-weather statewide proposal under former struction. In addition, Jazo said planning at NATO, said. "We think we've done a policy." Gov. James Thompson to boost another lawsuit could be pending lot." NATO is one of three organizations in Europe coal production in Illinois. It was against an engineering firm that NATO was formed in 1949 to implement the that contribute to stability in the region, Lightburn originally targeted for a 1986 com­ worked on the plant. She would not North Atlantic Treaty, which sought to counter said. While NATO provides a military security, he pletion date, but has had to undergo comment further on the second Soviet military power in Europe. Its objectives, said, the European Community (EC) contributes to several modifications because of lawsuit, either. Lightburn said, were to work for the reunification economic stability and the Conference on Security either design or construction flaws. Additional funding has since of Germany and to establish a "just and lasting and Cooperation in Europe (CSCE) offers a politi­ "There are a lot of things needed been needed to install "scrubbers" peace" in Europe. cal outlet for European nations. to complete this project. Obviously this has not been a flawless project. at Eastern's coal conversion plant. With the recent changes in western Europe, the "It (the CSCE) doesn't have an office; it's just a We have made every effort to keep The scrubbers filter out the sulfur rejoining of Germany and the retreat of name," Lightburn said. "It gives everybody an on top of the project," said Mia found in coal to meet pollution con­ Communism, Lightburn said NATO's 16 nations independent voice. Jazo,a board spokeswoman. trol standards. feel major obstacles have been hurdled. "It's very important to keep the doors open and A Capital Development Board Jazo also said the plant needs "We've opened the door; now let's drive a truck the talk going," he said. some repairs done to it due to cor­ through it," he said. "(Our goal is) to improve sta­ "(The EC) can play ... a special role" in eco­ report sent to the Board of Governors outlines 18 modifica­ rosion and rusting as well as some bility on the European continent ... to do it at lower nomics in Europe, Lightburn said. He said that eco­ design problems that need to be levels of (military) forces and to improve (security nomic disparities cause instability, and the EC will tions needed to correct design and modified. and confidence) on the continent. help keep countries equal on economic terms. construction flaws. The flaws are "serious enough to cause shutdown Gary Reed, Eastern's superinten­ "(But) NATO is not a worfd policeman," Lightburn said NATO has kept a military force of the boiler operation," the report dent of utilities, said currently the Lightburn said. in Europe that is equal to the Soviet Union's force coal conversion project is not com­ The countries that form NATO strive for their in the region. In this way, he said, the organization says. ,plet,e.. b.u.t i� .is "operational" and individual state interests, Lightburn said, while the has maintained stabili_ty jn the area. The Board of Governors is the. � � t t • • ,• I I } • · governing body for Eastern and capable of burning coal. organization as a unit keeps an "out of area ·policy" : ,; , .. . . . Eastern News The cure for apartheid is no quick fix On Monday afternoon, I Woods believes this could be the first country o!�; walked by the Amnesty Inter­ eliminate poverty, except we have the wrong kind national office here on Eastern's leadership. He believes young Americans don't thi OPINION campus, otherwise known as of a world community, believes we are ethnocent · English professor John Mar­ believes Americans think they're superior to the wort tone's office on the third ftoor of community. Coleman, and noticed an enve­ Of course, the audience was there to hear abo lope with the words please take Apartheid and South Africa. Woods assured us th one on it. I reached in and took sanctions and divestment in South Africa were chan out an Amnesty International lng that country, that sanctions were working. (L Urgent Action bulletin. sanctions do work.) President De kier!< has elimina page The bulletin tells of four men Mike all but three of the 31 7 apartheid laws that ha who had been detained in South Brown allowed the white minority to remain in control of Africa because the police be------­ country. lieved the four men are contribut- World pressure has made the white population r Editorials represent the opinion ing towards a state of public disorder. Detainees can be ize that they are going to have to accept the notion of the editorial board. Columns held for up to 14 days. After such a time, detainees· can they can't hold rule over the black population. W be redetained under other provisions of the Internal said he, like most whites in that country, was broug are the opinion of the author. Security Act. Amnesty was concerned that "they may be up to believe in apartheid but started to change h prisoners of conscious detained to prevent their involve­ views when he was studying law and perfect justice ment in peaceful political activities." One of the four men college. These notions confticted with the apartheid FRIDAY • MARCH 1 • 1991 is a member of the African National Congress. saw around him. Then when he travelled overseas, Steven Biko was also a member of the African National saw whites living with blacks in some harmony. Congress. The remaining three apartheid laws are expected On Monday night, I listened as Donald Woods gave be gone by the summer, bringing about many mo It's time for his South Africa Revisited lecture in the Grand Ballroom. physical changes for that country. However, most of For anybody that hasn't heard who Woods is, he was a whites haven't had the same opportunities that W journalist in South Africa and a friend of Steven Biko. has had. Woods is very optimistic and excited about Bush to ritake After Biko's death at the hands of the police, he escaped changes that are occurring in South Africa. with his own family and wrote a couple of books about However, as the police continue to detain peo his experiences- and about Biko. Most of us know about that they don't like, It's evident that the mindset peace: with you Biko from the movie "Oy Freedom" and from the Peter other whites aren't so ready to accept a democracy. For President Bush the goals of Operation Gabriel song. can only hope that Woods's words of optimism Woods talked about South Africa, about the changes help, but It's going to be a long road. Although Desert Storm have been met - for now. going on there, about his travels around this country. He apartheid laws are disappearing, It's still going to Our president suspended the offensive talked about Apartheid and It's apparent demise, about time to achieve some sort of stablllty In South Africa. combat. operations against Iraqi forces on part ofhis phllosophy: "You can't be young and conser­ Wednesday, declaring Kuwait "liberated." vative," meaning, I suppose, youhave to learnand expe­ - Mike BrownIs a staffwriter and a regularcolumn Our president told the nation that "this rienceall pointsof view. rorThe Dally Eastern News. war is now behind us." If only the war could be behind us as eas­ ily as all of that, as that sure-sounding sen­ tence of superiority. The key to understanding why this war is far from over comes in Bush's cloaked state­ ment of confidence that "our military objec­ tives are met." Yet what Bush is not Edltorla) talking about is another set of objectives that likely has much to do with a U.S. dominance of the region. The military battles may be over, but there are still a few key questions in our col­ lective mind when we hear Bush talking about bringing peace to the trouble area: What happens now? How long will U.S. forces remain in the Gulf? What does "a negotiated peace" mean? What will the new "legitimate" govern­ ment of Kuwait look like? Will the Pentagon come clean on how much they lied to us during this Persian Gulf entirely a faculty body. Of its 12 Most of us have so far seen the co War? The emerging core members, three are students elected only in brief glimpses of partlcul What is the president's agenda now? by no one, but appointed directly by proposals; the larger shape remau What does "winning" this war mean? needs evaluation the Student Body President. Whether invisible. At last Tuesday's meetln these appointed members represent Who will be responsible for re-building Faculty Senate member Ed Marlo to prove its worth even the students of Eastern is ques­ remarl

ByEx EVETTEp PEoARSON to focushelping womenon of allco ages copepi withng a 8:30 witha.m. in McAfee South soc Gymnasium.ie taeventsl will change be held from I 0 a.m. to 4 sp.m. Activities editor changing society. In the McAfee North Gymnasium, staff in the McAfee North Gym. Women's History Month is devoted to members from Sarah Bush Lincoln Health "The expo is not exclusive to women One of the largest expos in Illinois for offering the public a chance to explore the Center will provide health screenings and beyond their teens since a teen portion of women will kick-off on Eastern's campus history and heritage of women throughout testing of blood counts, blood pressure, the expo was added two year ago," Cuppy early Saturday morning . the world . blood sugar and cholesterol levels. added. In conjunction with Women's History "This expos is the largest conference for At 7:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m., a variety of The theme for the teen portion of the Month, the Sixth Annual Women's Expo women in the region and in the state of exh ibits will be displayed in the vending expo will be "Proud ToBe Me ." and Health Fair will open at 6:45 a.m. Illinois," said Brenda Cuppy, expo coordinator. area of the Martin Luther King Jr. Teen programs will include information­ Saturday, "Focusing on You," according to Emory Austin, a businesswoman from Un iversity Union. al displays, giveaways and booths on its theme . Charlotte, N.C., will be the keynote speak­ Other events include cooking demonstra­ health-related issues directed toward teen The day-long event is geared toward er. She is scheduled to speak between 7 and tions and computer workshops . Those women between the ages of 13 and 17.

City council donates $5,000 to fund fireworks for Fourth fireworks demonstration. "With the price of insurance without a pyrotechnician, we The show must go on. wouldn't even think of having a But with the skyrocketing fireworks display," said Jim prices of fireworks, it appeared Grant, president of the s if the Kiwanis Club, which Charleston Kiwanis Club. sponsors the annual Fourth of In the past years, the fireworks July fireworks display at Lake shows weren't as costly, and the Charleston, wouldn't be able to club was able to pay for the com­ fund the festivities this year. plete bill. But costs had become But the Charleston City too much to manage and the club Council will donate $5,000 so had begun searching for contrib­ 1he show is not canceled. Last utors. ear, the In-dependence Day Organizers say the show is the how cost the Kiwanis Club only fireworks display in the about $6,000� area that draws a considerable The council agreed to give crowd. In addition to the fire­ !$2,500 from the city fund and - works, the Kiwanis also sponsors another $2,500 from a private an afternoon barbecue and pro­ st and charitable fund. The vides races and games for chil- · trust and charitable ful_lds, which dren. was arranged through Boatmen's "This is one of the best events Bank, were donated to the city of the year (in Charleston), and y a prominent citizen who has we're really happy about it," said passed away. Bruce Scism, Charleston city CARL WALKNerge photo editor Part of the expense is due to commissioner. "I would say we 'nsurance because the Kiwanis easily have 5,000 people coming forced to hire a professional with the local cities and the col­ Te nnis anyone? rotechnician to organize the lege kids.'.' Sophomores Chris Burney (left ) and Derrick Lane play ping pong in the Ta ylor Hall basement Thursday.

un MIKE CHAMBEsaRS leshave on bought guns the since the warris e even thoFranchi-Spas,ug whichh Decker w saysar Lebanon, end is to surroundin theg main KATHIE ROBERTSON broke out," Decker said, noting the is a "real sophisticated" and practi­ terminal with blue barrels filled faltering economy and financially cal shotgun. with water for added weight. The troubled times are also contributing "It's made to be used as a riot barrels are spread out in a line, Despite the quickly ending to the increase in sales. W':NiWW'tfJ§W&\ccw�Th'W.W.Mift@More people are gun or an excellent home defense with each one standing about six to ianGulf War, a fewlocal resi­ "It's a· gimmick to make people looking and have gun," Decker said. eight feetapart. ts believe there is still a need to think," he added. "Every law abid­ But Decker stilf warns the threat But the push by gun owners to prepared for after-effects - like ing citizen should be allowed to bought guns since of terrorism is real. sell their goods doesn't sit very rism. purchase what he so desires - even the war broke out. "It could happen here - terrorists well with those who favor stricter But gun control activists don't a fully automatic weapon." Fred Decker from overseas," Decker said. gun control. upon that too favorably. Although Decker says his "anti­ Owner, "There's been talk of terrorist "That's just crazier than hell - "ATTENTION: We have anti­ terrorist" weapon sales are up, he Fred's Gun Shop attacks since the war broke out." the idea of trying to hustle auto­ terrori st guns in stock." won't say by how much: "I don't And at least one area service is matic weapons is ridiculous," That's what the advertisement put out figures because of my com­ heeding that warning. The Coles Richard Goodrick, chair of the said in a local newspaper forFred's petitors." County Municipal Airport, along political science department and a un Shop, 800 N. 27th, Mattoon. But one competitor, Ray money and can't afford guns," with all other airports in the coun­ proponent for "rational" gun con­ Store owner Fred Decker isn't Hamilton of Hamilton's Trading ��%W'''UtWWW.1"�'¥W.W.�¥lilitWHamilton said. "Except for a few try, has taken a precaution to block trol measures. \akingthe threat of terrorism, stem­ Post, 501 N. 19th St., says local hunting guns, gun (sales) have possible terrorist attacks. "This is beyond gun control," ming from the Persian Gulf War consumers are more worried about been real slow right now." One measure they have taken to Goodrick added. "(It) seems to be lightly; and neither are his cus­ the economy than they are about In addition to offering assault stop any suicide car bomb attacks, exploiting an international situa­ tomers. terrorists. rifles, Decker also sells "sophisti­ such as the one in 1983 that struck tion. This is in the same category "More people are looking and "People are afraid to spend their cated" weapons too, like the the U. S. Marine post in Beirut, as hustling gas masks." Taylor Hall will present 'Taste of Taylor' Sunday By BRIAN KALISZ And although the individual establish­ Staffwriter ments will have prices set for the food they have available, students do not have to pay It may not be the "Taste of Chicago" to get in. In addition, Del Alcazar said with its numerous vendors and entertain­ "Taste of Taylor" will be good for a ment, but Ta ylor Hall is hosting its own Sunday meal. version of that event on a smaller scale. Del Alcazar said the festival can be a The third annual "Taste of Taylor" will good substitute meal for food service, since be held from 4:30 to 6:30 p.m. on Sunday it is closed on Sunday nights. And the in the Taylor/Lawson food service. event will give students the convenience of Tony Del Alcazar, a resident assistant in choosing a variety of meals without having Taylor Hall and organizer of the event, said to go outside of their residence hall. "Taste of Taylor" features a variety of food "I hope to expect about 500 people, establishments. Those businesses come to since it will be open a half hour longer this Taylor to sell their products to the students. year," Del Alcazar said. Some of the establishments that will be Del Alcazar said there has been a good included in this year's event are Domino's, response by the students the past two years, Sno Dog, Golden Dragon, Ellen Kay's, and he expects an even more positive Monicals, Max's Munchies and What's response this year because of the variety. Cookin.' '· • .. I. ' �-

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to target Hussein's new power F=ri WA SHINGTON (AP) - With "proposed approach" to the Super Draft SHOOTER BAR Iraq defeated, Secretary of State Security Council. It is to be pre­ Almond Joy Cherry Bomb James A. Baker III will go to four sented to the Council no later than Blue Ta il Fly Bazooka Joe Hot Shot Mideast countries, Turkey and the Friday, Tutwiler said. Blow Jobs Jelly Bean Soviet Union to pursue a four­ "We have always said if Sloe Gin Fizz Bit O' Honey Kamikaze point diplomatic campaign Saddam Hussein remains in Blue Balls Russian Qualude designed to secure the postwar power it is the view of the United Whisky Sour Buttery Nipple Screaming Orgasm B-52 Watermelon Persian Gulf. States government that an arms The Bush administration embargo must continue," the Q.O_ already has decided to urge the spokeswoman said. "It remains $1 75¢ U.N. Security Co uncil to main­ our view." the new resolution to tain a ban on all weapons ship­ be proposed by the Bush adminis­ Live D.J. - No Cover ments to Iraq as long as Saddam tration also will call for the · LIVE ENTERTAINMENT Hussein remains in power. release of all Kuwaitis and other The decision was announced nationals detained by Iraq and for Saddam Hussein today by the State Department implementation of all 12 Council E.l.U. along with a Baker itinerary that leaders of the Kuwaiti govern­ resolutions adopted during Iraq 's BAND will take him to Israel for the first ment that is resuming control of occupation. SAT: THE TAKE time in more than two years as the country after the eviction of Other possible provisions still secretary of state. Iraqi forces. Tutwiler said she did under consideration, Tutwiler Baker plans to depart on not know, though, if the talks said, include a demand that Iraq 9111111 County Cotnputer Wednesday and stop first in Saudi would be held in Kuwait City. rescind its designation of Kuwait Arabia. He will make visits to Other countries may be added as an Iraqi province and the �Connections Egypt and Syria, as well as Israel, and the trip extended beyond the immediate return of Kuwaiti 10 Turkey and the Soviet Union, said nine or days Baker now plans assets. Your One Stop Computer Shop the department spokeswoman, to be away from Washington. Baker, on his trip, will be Hyundai Margaret D. Tutwiler. The decision to try to prevent engaged in "true consultations" Baker also intends to meet with the rearmament of Iraq is partof a on four main topics. Super 16TE 640K pullout. from region 20 MB Hard Dr. U.S. Floppy expected to take some time Monitor Printer DHAHRAN, Saudi Arabia when asked if the command had (AP) - The U.S. pullout from the a timetable for shipping troops Persian Gulf is expected to take home. months, and reservists probably "We 're going to have to find will be called up and sent in with out how this peace process other fresh troops to organize the develops," he said. "If things go While Quantity Lasts exodus, the military said well, I think you will see a quick Thursday. return for some forces." Each 605 Monroe • Uptown • 345-1 443 Some of the half-million unit will have to designate American troops, such as those logisitics personnel - such as Authorized Dealer held past the end of their military equipment haulers, maintenance ·� YUN DAI obligation or those with family workers and admini strative crises, could be on their way workers - to stay behind to pre­ home by the weekend, officials pare, pack and inventory equip­ said. ment for the trip home. Many others could be here far And the U.S. command said longer. some additional logistics, main­ "It took seven months to get tenance and other support units in. It's going to take many will probably be brought to · months to get out," White House Saudi Arabia to help get the WHY? spokesman Marlin Fitzwater said troops on their way back to the in Washington. "But we're going United States and other U.S. to start a steady withdrawal." bases around the world. - bay llW ...... The overall plan, updated contin­ "There may be an opportunity ClllllCI 11a81llM'I uously during the six-month U.S. to replace a lot of those combat­ deployment, calls for sending oriented forces," Neal said. troops home by unit on a first-in, "We'll get people that can run first-out basis. port facilities. We 'll get people But a date to begin the exodus that can prepare equipment, i.e. cannot be set until peace with clean it up and get it ready to go Iraq is certain, military officials aboard ship. " said. Many units with these special­ "Can I give you a time? No, I ties are reserves. Some already really can't," Marine Brig. Gen. are here and will probably have Richard I. Neal, deputy director their stays extended; other simi­ of operations for Operation lar units probably will be activat­ Desert Storm, said in Riyadh ed.

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Pressure . "There are really stressors all on Monday morning . I think identify why they feel pressure. You walk into your history along the way; they just change that's a strong indication that She feels there is a common and realize there's a test somewhat," he said. people's stress over their jobs is denominator among all types of 'd forgotten all about. Yo ur Sanders said the center sees a big factor in their heart condi­ stressors. "If you look at every­ rship rests on the grades students every day suffering from tions." thing that causes stress in our make, and so does your par­ the anxieties brought on by Stanley Thiel, a doctor for life, the root problem is fear of , approval. classes, finances, work, family Eastern's Health Services, cited rejection." More pressure. problems and relationships. other stress-related health risks, Berry explained that the pres­ You and your girlfriend have "One of the biggest student "In a person with a great deal of sures of getting good grades and n fighting for days. She stressors is relationships," stress, their natural defenses getting a good job are based on uses you of not spending Sanders said. "Ifyou're in a rela­ against respiratory infections are socially imposed ambitions h time with her, and you tionship, you wonder why it lowered." Thiel said stress can which take their root in the she should understand that can't be better. If you're out (of a also lead to gastrointestinal prob­ desire to succeed, and therefore have work, classes and obli- relationship), you wonder what's lems and high blood pressure. be accepted. ·ons to your fraternity. The wrong with you that you can't be On the college level, Sanders "We need to find some other of breaking up seems omi­ in a relationship." said the most common physical source of significance, because if real . One Eastern student, sopho­ symptoms of stress include we find our significance in these Result? Stress. more history major Tina headaches, stomach aches, things (that lead to success) we'll Lets face it, college campus' Kramer, said she experiences a Kim Berry, a staff leader for ulcers, susceptibility to colds, always have stress. No one can pressure cookers. Stress great deal of stress in her role as Eastern's chapter of Campus moodiness and trouble concen­ live up to those standards," ms from many areas and a student. Crusade for Christ, said that trating. Berry said. "I think unconditional ifests itself in many ways, "There is stress in everything I socially imposed ambitions cre­ However, he said, "If stress love and acceptance is the only in any case it is detrimental do - mostly trying to pay for col­ ate stresses that are often insur­ gets to a high level it can lead to way to get rid of those fears that physical and emotional health lege when you get good grades, mountable. a person's collapsing or losing are the root cause of stress. well-being, according to Bud and they won't give you money "We, or our families or soci­ touch with reality." Personally, I find that through rs, psychologist and direc­ for it," Kramer said. ety builds up certain standards Sanders said stress should not my relationship with God." of Eastern' s Counseling Kramer said she handles the for us - grades, money, success. be ignored, but confronted and In the Counseling Center, er. stress imposed by schoolwork by And we think that the only way dealt with. "We all feel stress for Sanders said psychologists are Sanders defines stress as "the budgeting her time and making to be happy is to achieve those as long as we're alive ... you available to help students identify ands placed on our mind goals. "I set up times to get things," Berry said. can't avoid it ." and manage the stressors in our body due to change in things done, and when I get Berry said this line of thinking "I think there are healthy and their lives. "We help them exam­ life, or our perception of them done, the stress is gone." serves as a double-edged sword, unhealthy ways to deal with it . A ine their !if estyle and see what in our life." Stressors are Sophomore zoology major in that not only is there a great lot of our students combat stress their stressors are. We see what things in our !ife that cause Brett Burdette said for him, deal of stress involved in attain­ with booze," Sanders added. can be eliminated, and those "Homework and money are the ing these standards, but also "You just have to decide if you that can't we help them deal Under this definition, students biggest things." In addition, he "even if we achieve those things, really care about your health or with," Sanders said. prime targets for stress. For said, "I worry about the stress we still have stress in our lives not." If dealt with correctly, Sanders en, Sanders said, the ini- part of stress. I worry about hav­ because we're afraid we'll lose Sanders said exercise is a said there are some positive stress is living away from ing stress." them." healthy outlet for stress, and get­ aspects of experiencing stress. ome for the first time. In his life, Burdette said the Sanders said the stress ting enough sleep can make a "When you deal with stress ... r, he said as that stress is key is "exercise - plenty of exer­ involved in attaining ambitions person able to handle pressures. you can get a thrill from that. If y overcome, plenty more cise, and laughing a lot. I try to can lead to severe health prob­ Berry said in order to deal you channel your stress it can be laugh as much as possible." lems. "Most heart attacks occur with stress a person must first a powerful motivator. "

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get Sadomino out of Kustix. Grippster - One of the best rt our drivers in Operation th ings about PHI SIG is you. ivery Storm. Thanks for everything. PHI SIG 3/4 LOVE, Julie. ELIGIBILITYFOR Spring Semester 1991 graduate, vacation plans, do not constitute complete the registration process . .,.,,r=ED=.�s�S�AT=u=R=D�AY�C�H�IC�AGO ______.311 INTERSESSION ALL graduation requirements must grounds for approval of examination The department chairperson and TTEST ROCKERS "SMASH SCHHHHUUUULEERRR! How's Those students who are be met by 4:30 p.m. on Friday, May change requests. clinical director will be available to EY"WI TH SPECIAL GUEST our favorite accident victum? . academically dismissed for low 31 , 1991 . This means that any Samuel J. Taber, Dean review the field of speech pathology JZKAT" DON'T MISS THEM. Missed ya lots ! Glad you're back! scholarship at the close of Spring removals of incompletes, changes of Student Academic Services and provide an orientation to the - 3/1 Love, Planet Earth. Semester 1991 are not eligible for grades, or official transcripts of major. Junior and senior CDS m:-,,.,..,,,=-:;:-:-;::==--=-- ---:- NIE TA RTER: Congrats on -- 3/1 enrollment in Summer Term or in academic work from other CDS INFORMATION majors will attend the group ------Z pledge trainer. Your A-Phi LINDA NOWAK: Congratulations Intersession which is part of institutions MUST reach the SESSION orientation at 7:00 p.m. followed by G.S.'s are proud of you! Teddy on getting lavaliered to Scott Summer Te rm. Intersession rosters Records Office by that date. If all The Department of individual advisement appointments. Love, Brenda and Lisa. Kirkman of Pi Kappa Alpha! Yo ur will be checked, and those students requirements are not met, the Communication Disorders & Interested students are encouraged 3/1 PHI SIG Sisters are so happy for who registered and are dismissed student should reapply for Sciences will hold a group to attend. Declared majors who . -=�1 s"' H":"'. '""l A-: ..,.W,..,.e_m_ a-: k:- e--=-b-e -a -,-ut iful you!! will be notified that they will be graduation for Summer Term 1991 advisement and information session cannot attend should contact their le together. Love, Tim "I'm a 3/1 withdrawn from Intersession and the no later than Monday, June 17, on Tuesday, March 5, 19.91 , in advisors for individual appointments. ______not a Fighter" Bauer. Dart tournament at Marty's. rest of Summer Term. 1991 . Room 201 ·202 of the Clinical Interested students who cannot - -- 3/1 Saturday at 2 p.m. 345-2171 . James E. Martin, Registrar James E. Martin, Registrar Services Building. Freshman and attend should contact Robert M. --- --,.-,;-:-: --;--;- sophomore CDS majors and Augustine, department chair, --at e war might be over but our ______3/1 CORRESPONDENCE COURSE PIANO/ORGAN diers are still in the Middle ·SHELLEY IBERG: Yo u're finally students interested in a CDS major 2712 for an appointment. STUDY OPENINGS . To keep them in mind and 1 9! DRINK UP! Love, Beth and Students who plan to take any should attend the group orientation Robert M. 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, By R.J. GERBER been in the league." Boyd added that it is much easier to Sports editor t agenda prepare a team for a conferencenamen tourney Confer_ence coacMiller said that Northernhe Iowas, whichse t tour will leave the Mid-Con after this season than the NCAA or NIT. As the Mid-Continent Conference post­ to join the Missouri Valley Conference, "I think the only advantage that you season tournament draws closer, some of the won't use the fact that this is its last tour­ have in a conference tournament is that respective coaches have their own outlooks ney as an extra incentive. you've already played these teams on how things will go in Green Bay, Wis., to "No, not really," he said. "I don't think twice," he said. "You look at your mis­ see which team receives the automatic bid to we need any extra incentive. We will be takes and see what you can do. Whereas the NCAA tournament. very appreciative of the opportunity to for the NCAA, you 're probably drawing Some of the coaches are seasoned play and that will be all the incentive that somebody that you haven't played, or tournament veterans, others are young we need." you hope you have a tape on. head coaches trying to get comfortable in Miller said that he will miss the people "I think that's the difference, and the their new positions and still others are in the Mid-Con, as well as the competi­ style. Everybody plays the same way in looking to accomplish some things that tiveness. the conference, but in the NCAA you're they haven't before. "The basketball in the Mid-Continent going to play different styles. So I see Northern Iowa head coach Eldon is very competitive to the basketball in that as the only difference in ho_w you Miller, in his fifth year with the purple the Missouri Valley," he said. "I really prepare for the teams." Panthers, took his squad to the NCAA have great respect for both leagues. I'm University of Illinois-Chicago head tournament by way of winning the con­ going to miss a lot of great friends in this c.oach Bob Hallberg, who collected his Cleveland State's Mike Boyd ference tourney last season. league, I can assure you of that. I've 400th career victory this season, has Miller, who previously coached the made some friendships that I think are as never been a part of an NCAA tourna­ means new life to those involved." Ohio State University to seven post-sea­ strong as any I've made in 30 years that ment qualifier. Hallberg said for a conferen-::e like son tourneys, including a 1986 NIT I've been involved in coaching." Hallberg coached at his alma mater, Mid-Con, at-large bids to the NCAA championship, led his team to an upset of Cleveland State head coach Mike Chicago State, from 1977-1987 and took tough to capture. Missouri in the first round last year, and Boyd, in his first year with the Vikings, the Cougars from a 1984 third-place fin­ "Unless you win your conference o lost to Minnesota in its next contest. took over a program that was coming off ish in NAIA to a Division I squad that right, bids are very hard to get if you Miller said that although his players probation. The Vikings former coach, boasted a 16 -11 record in its first year of not in a program that has two thi have had their share of tough times this Kevin Mackey, was fired after admitting competition. going for it," Hallberg said. "Those t season, he believes they are playing well to a drug and alcohol problem last sum­ The next season the Cougars went 22- things are tradition and national tele now. mer. 6 as an independent, but didn 't get an sion exposure. That 's why you get the "Our team has made a remarkable Boyd was an assistant at Kent State invitation to a post-season tournament. or seven teams from the Big Ten or comeback this year," Miller said of his and was also on the staff that helped the . After moving on to UIC, Hallberg Big East. 12 -18 squad. "We've really done a great Michigan Wolverines to a National guided the Flames to the finals of the "Those teams get in on tradition job from that standpoint in the last half Championship in 198 9. He said that Mid-Con tourney but lost to Southwest exposure, and that's what makes it h of the season. But we 're trying to get a although the Big Ten has no post-season Missouri State. for the Chicago States, or the UICs or little better. We want to continue to do tourney, it won't be difficult to prepare Hallberg said that he is thankful for Green Bays." that until whenever the season ends." his Viking squad for the Mid-Con tourna­ the opportunity the post-season confer­ Hallberg added the fact that with so Miller said that this year 's Mid-Con ment. ence tournament gives a team . big name schools having off years, tourney could be one of the best ever "It's not new because I want to treat it "It's a tremendous thing because what won't necessarily open the door for since its inception in 1984. as the NCAA tournament," Boyd happens is, regardless of what you did in lesser known leagues. "I think it's a great tournament," Miller said."W hen I was at Michigan we pre­ the regular season, none of it makes any "I don't think it does because ev said. "I think there's going to be eight very pared for the NCAA or the NIT. I'm difference now," Hallberg said. "The though some of the teams are down in good teams that go to Green Bay to play. telling these kids they're preparing for whole season comes down to a three­ Big Ten, you 're battling the reputatio The number eight team is better than the this conference tournament the same game weekend series. If somebody goes Hallberg said. "They would look a eighth team has been in the five years that way. You win one game, you continue on down there and plays well, they're going down Minnesota in a much higher Ii I've been in the league. And certainly the - you lose, you're out. So that's the way to get a tournament bid. For the seven than say a successful UIC. I'm not say · teams at the top are as good as any that's you have to treat it." other teams besides Northern Illinois, it that's right, that's just the way it is."

Stage set for Mid-Continent tou rney f From page 12A no seniors on it, is this team's one time. And then the other and he doesn't plan to surprise cautious. Every possession maturity and strength. ones playing hard and doing the any of his opponents with a new to be very important, beca fresh on our mind and we 're "Our kids played hard last other little things - playing hard game plan. there is no second chance. going to have some type of idea year, but we were flat worn­ defensively and getting some "I don't know if it will be "Teams get to be more c of what to expect from them." out," Samuels said. "We were interceptions or some rebounds much different than the way servative than they have been Eastern's starting five of for­ just physically and mentally and some putbacks, we'll be all we've been trying to play season long. But I don't see wards Rod McKinnis and Barry worn out. That's not the case right. recently," he said. "At tourna­ playing very much differ Johnson, center Steve Nicholson this year. "If it happens to be Barry and ment time, regardless of what than we've been playing the 1 and guards Gerald Jones and "Our kids are much stronger, Gerald that night, great. If it league you're in, you have to be couple of weeks." Steve Rowe will be matched up and I think we have the chance happens not to be, they don't against WIU forwards Ron to carry through. I think we cer­ need to force it. Somebody else Ateman and Jack Forcine, post­ tainly were not as confident at needs to carry the load. man Earl Johnson and the back­ this point in the year last year, Samuels added that because court duo of Preston Lewis and as we are right now." one loss marks the end of the FISHERMAN'S GRILL Demetrius Clements. Last year's team had a hor­ season for any particular team, �arty's Samuels, whose team finished rendous second half of the year, each possession is extremely Your Choice: Halibut, Salmon, or in third place in the Mid­ but this winter, Eastern has won valuable, making the teams Swordfish - grilled not fried! Continent, talked all season of 11 of its last 15 games. more tentative and patient than Served on white or rye w/chips & pickle peaking at the right time for the "We've got a lot of weapons," during the regular campaign. only $2.49 tournament. Does he think that Samuels said of his 1990-91 But he said that Eastern has CLAM CHOWDER $ 1.50 his team is playing at the level Panthers. "We just have to have been using that style of play 4 O'clock Club 3 for 1 Burgers necessary to make a move? two or three of them going at during its last string of games, • $ "We're close," he said. "I don't think our game against UIC (a 77-73 win Monday) was the best we played, because we Pagliai's Pizza had to make some adjustments and they kind of surprised us Large Thin Single Item with some things. "But our kids are playing & Qt. of Coke hard. We're getting good things THIRSTY' going - we.'re going to the For the Low Price offensive boards, we're playing pretty good defensively, our SUPER DRAFTS $1 .oo kids are still in a pretty good $7.95 Not valid with any other offer rhythm offensively. I don't think Open Daily 4 pm - 1 am SUPER MIXERS $2.so we're playing as well as we poglioi's 2 am on Weekends RUM & COKE-SLOE GIN FIZZ-TOM COLLIN played against Green Bay and PIZZA Northern over that weekend (on 345-3400 BLUE TAIL FLY-WHISKEY SOUR-AMARETTO SOUR Feb. 9 and 11) , but we 're not Expires 3/23/91 very far away from that, and the r------, effort's the key thing. If we've SUNDAY SPECIAL LITE-BUD-BUD LIGHT got good effort, that's what we :! Free Thick Crust & Free Double Cheese !: need to carry us through." QUARTS-$2.25 on any Pizza at Regular Price .,.. Samuels said the main differ­ ! No Coupon NecessaryJust Ask ! en�� th � rear's Panthe; : : ?�t;v�e,n, . J , , 1:::: ...:. :: ..Not valLd with any sq\fad''litt d•la!ll'yea ris, whi·ch·h:t

man ittle big . 10 all-time scorer Jones reviews standout career cessful programs in the nation, but still have a post-season tour­ He said that being among the and knew he wanted to attend nament to compete in. top 10 scorers in the school's his­ Eastern right offthe bat. Jones shared Most Va luable tory is something that he is just "The reason I came was there Player honors with teammate now realizing. comes to a close, the pro­ was a real good recruiting coach Barry Johnson last season and is "It's just starting to hit me now will be losing one of the then," Jones said, referring to second on the squad in scoring, because it's coming to the end," tstanding student-athletes former Eastern assistant Hank assists and steals this season. he said. "It's a great honor to be 'story. Harris. "The guy put me in He hit for a career-high against playing basketball at 5-10 on the ior point guard Gerald game situations and he kept in the University of Illinois this sea­ Division I level, being the point the 10th leading scorer in touch with me during my senior son with 33 points. guard, and being able to score as basketball history, will year. I liked the way he treated Jones said that as he looks back many points as I did. That's pretty his degree in speech com­ me." on his career, getting a degree and good. That's what I've been ·ons this May. Jones said the fact that Eastern his accomplishments on the court thinking about lately, it's starting g some of the accomplish­ was a Division I program also stick out. to hit me." Gerald Jones Jones has achieved dur­ played a big part in the recruiting "Besides my own piece of The overall experience of com­ ur years: four-year letter­ process. paper that says I graduated from a peting and traveling during his name players and big name three-year starter, led Mid- "It was a Division I school, and university, the only things that Eastern years is something that schools," he said. "You meet peo­ t Conference in free throw I'm sure every kid coming out of stick out is that one year I led the Jones said he will also look back ple outside of basketball. We ge freshman year (90. 7 high school wants to play conference and I was a leader in on. played Illinois, Iowa, Houston, ), 1,29 1 points - 10th all­ Division I," he said. "I felt I could the country in free throw shoot­ The Panthers have enjoyed Wisconsin and several other team in assists and steals fit in. I didn't visit any other ing," he said. "One time I was road trips to Hawaii and the East teams. andjunior seasons. schools because I came down on 13th in the country in 3-point Coast, where they stayed in the "You get a lot out of it. All S-10, 170-pounder gradu� the visit and I liked it." shooting accuracy; and the top l 0 Boston area. those things are what I'm going to Va shon High School in The Panthers have compiled a scoring list (at Eastern) is another "It's fun to travel - you get a reminisce about when I'm gone," ·s, one of the most sue- 59-56 record during the Jones era, thing." chance to play against the big Jones said. lppoliti •From page JJ A

WISCONSIN-GREEN BAY conference teams in post-season play. Regular season champ Overall Record: 21 -6 Southwest Missouri State, which League Record : 13-3 has since gone to the Missouri To urnament Seed: 2 Valley, went to the NCAA with First-round Opponent: Akron UNI, while Green Bay went to C oach: Dick Bennett, 195-85 in his ninth year. the NIT. S tarters: "What we'd like to come out II Thomas 6-4 Sr 16.6 ppg 8.1 reb F Dean Vander Plas 6-5 Sr 9.4 ppg 3.3 reb of this tournament naturally n Harmon 6-7 Sr 6.7 4.0 F Ben Johnson 6-3 Jr 7.5 3.5 would be what we had last year Wells 6-7 Sr 8.0 6.6 . C Jeremy Ludvidson 6-9 Fr 3.1 3.1 - three teams in the post-season Hidden 6-5 Jr 6.1 2.4 G John Martinez 6-0 So 10.7 4.0 tournaments," Ippoliti said. Whiteside 5-1 0 Sr 10.9 3.6 G To ny Bennett 6-0 Jr 22.3 5.0 "That would be the best sce­ nario. Whether that could hap­ pen, it just depends on who wins ERN ILLINOIS CLEVELAND STATE the tournament. But I feel com­ fortable that the worst that could Overall Record: 1 2-1 6 happen - if it is the worst - we League Record : 8-8 could have one in the NCAA To urnament Seed: 4 and one in the NIT." First-round Opponent: UNI Samuels said that Northern Coach: Michael Boyd, 12-16 in his first year Illinois deserves an NCAA bid Starters: 6-4 Jr 5.6 ppg 6.0 reb F Anthony Reed 6-4 So 10.7 ppg 3.4 reb regardless if it wins the tourna­ 6.7 Jr 13.3 7.2 F Steve Givens 6-6 Sr 12.8 8.8 ment. 6-9 Sr 1.6 1.7 C Shawn Fergus 7-0 So 13.8 6.2 "I would think so, regardless 5-1 0 Sr 13.7 2.4 G Marvin McG rew 6-2 Jr 5.3 2.3 of what they do at the post-sea­ 6-1 Jr 14.9 4.8 G Wawrzyniak 6-2 So 13.8 2.8 son tournament," he said. "They probably need to get past the first round. They're 22-4, they 're power rating is strong, HERN IOWA WESTERN ILLINOIS they're getting substantial votes in the polls, so even if they get Record: 12-1 8 Overall Record : 13-14 beaten in the first round, I think 8-8 Record: League Record : 6-1 O that they deserve to go." nt Seed: 5 To urnament Seed : 6 As for the atmosphere at nd Opponent: Cleveland State First-round Opponent: Eastern Brown County Arena, Samuels : Eldon Miller, 77-69 in his fifth year Coach: Jack Margenthaler, 211-183 in his 14th year was almost at a loss for words. Starters : "It's going to be extremely 6-4 Jr 10.9 ppg 4.3 reb F Ron Ateman 6-5 Sr 17.3 ppg 7.1 reb intense at Green Bay," he said. 6-5 Sr 13.3 8.6 F Jack Forcine 6-3 Jr 11.0 3.7 "If you get into the semifinals, 6-1 0 Jr 4.8 2.5 C Earl Johnson 6-9 Sr 5 .3 4.0 the1crowd and the electricity are 6-2 Jr 13.0 3.1 G Demetrius Clements 6-2 Jr 9 .5 2.4 6-4 Sr 11 .1 2.1 G Preston Lewis 6-4 Jr 12.1 3.2 going to get your intensity going. I guess that's the neat part about college basketball - it's like state tournament in high ILUNOIS-CHICAGO school. The excitment is really there, the feeling of anticipation. Record : 15-1 2 oflJ AKro�rsnJI'e1ty· Overall Record : 15-1 4 Record : 6· 1 O j..eague Record : 5-1 1 "You just have to win - you nt Seed: 7 To urnament Seed : 8 have to play the best you can und Opponent: Wis-Green Bay v First-round Opponent: Northern Illinois and hope that you get a break or : Coleman Crawford, 31 -24 i n his second year Coach: Bob Hallberg , 65-64 in his fourth year two. Anybody that wins the Starters : post-season tournament, even if McCarthy 6-6 Sr 6.2 ppg 3.7 reb F Travon Hughes 6-2 Jr 8.8 ppg 3.4 reb they're the best tear:l there, Wilczynski 6-6 Sr 6.0 3.9 F Brian, Hill 6-4 Jr 15.2 3.7 they're going to have to get a Freeman 6-7 Sr 15.5 8.2 C Ray Lester 6-9 Jr 5.0 3.8 break and get some luck in­ n Dawson 6-0 Jr 9.1 1.9 G To ny Freeman 5-7 Sr 14.5 3.7 volved at some stage to carry Coleman 6-4 Jr 14.4 4.1 G Rob Johnson 6-3 So 2.1 1.2 them through."

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Southwest Missouri ends Lady Panther playoff hop By DON O'BRIEN senior center LaWaynta Dawson's 14 first-half points, fourth place won Thursday night, eliminating them Staffwriter outscored the Lady Panthers 34-9 the rest of the half to playoff contention. Drake beat Western 92-80 and B take a commanding 15-point halftime lead. routed Northern Iowa 90-50. Both teams carry 9-8 c Things got off to a good start for the Eastern Lady It took the Lady Panther reserves to stem the offensive ence records into a Saturday showdown at Drake Panthers Thursday night when they opened up a 10-point flow of the Lady Bears. will decide who will advance to the conference to lead on conferen ce-leading Southwest Missouri State Lady "We put five kids in there and switched defenses," said ment. Bears over the first four minutes of the game. Eastern coach Barb Hilke, whose team fe ll to 13-13 on the Frierdich was the only Lady Panther to hit for That was the only thing that went right for the Lady season and 8-9 in conference play. "They went in and digits. She put in 15 points, grabbed 12 rebounds and Panthers for the rest of the game, though. The Lady Bears played good defense. We just couldn't score, but our first career-high four blocked shots. Eastern wound up sh stymied any Lady Panther offensive effort for the rest of five didn't score either." a dismal 36 percent from the floor and the 46 poin the game and came back to win 61-46, eliminating the The big reason the Lady Panthers couldn't score was managed to score was the lowest output of a Lady Lady Panthers from the Gateway Conferenceplayoff ra ce. because of their poorballhandling skills. They committed 32 team since 1985. After a Stacy Frierdich layup put the ladies up 10-0 with turnovers and the Bears swiped 14 stealsaway from them. The Lady Panthers close out their season Saturday 16 minutes in the opening half, the Lady Bears, led by Both teams that the Lady Panthers were tied with for noon with a Gateway Conference game at Wichita S Stage set for Mid-Continent tourne By CHRIS BOGHOSSIAN Associate sports editor FINAL Mio-CONTINENT Panthers bre CONFERENCE STANDINGS About the only similarity be­ League Overall Leatherneck tween last year 's Mid-Continent Northern Illinois 14-2 23-4 Conference post-season tournament UW-Green Bay 13-3 21-6 in 78-69 vict and this year's for Eastern's basket­ EASTERN 10 -6 16-11 By R.J. GERBER Cleveland State 12-15 ball Panthers is their opponent. 8-8 Sports editor Northern Iowa 12-1 8 Last season, Eastern was 10-17 8-8 .Western Illinois 6-10 13-14 overall and 3-9 in the seven-team Heading into the Mid­ Akron 6-10 15-12 league at tourney time. This year, Illinois-Chicago 5-11 15-14 inent Conference post-s ' the Panthers bring in a 16-11 record Valparaiso 2-14 5-22 tournament, Eastern s bask with a 10-6 conference slate. team has won four in a row, And last spring, Eastern was in • Gerald Jones 11-4 in in its last 15 games the midst of a six-game losing reflects on stellar career its 78-69 victory over W streak, including a 112-82 blasting as Panther. Page 11 A Illinois Thursday in Macom by We stern Illinois two days before Once again, junior guard the teams met in the tournament's • Mid-Continent Rowe led the way for E firstround. with a game-high 22 p This spring, though, the coaches set tournament Senior point guard Gerald Panthers, fresh offa Thursday night agendas. Page 1 OA chipped in 18, including 16 victory over the Leather-necks, first half. bring a four-game winning streak 57 victory over Eastern in the tour­ The Pan the rs ( 16-11 ov into the post-season matchup nament. and 10-6 in league play) al against - who else - We stern. Just how difficult is it to prepare strong scoring help off the The matchup between the third­ for a team that you just faced in the from junior forward Dave seeded Panthers and sixth-seeded final regular season game? who had 14 points. We stern squad (13-14, 6-10) "It's not what you'd like, but in Eastern jumped off to 6- Sunday in Green Bay, Wis., will this case. I don't know if l'd mind it against the Leathernecks ( mark the third consecutive year and too bad because of the simple fact 6-10) and never were he fourth time in the last seven that that we're at least going to know Rowe and Jones accounted these two teams have met in the what We stern Illinois is doing," of the Panther 's first 29 poi firstround. Eastern head coach Rick Samuels But We stern wouldn 't go And if history repeats itself, it's said. "We're going to feel comfort­ Eastern 's turnfor the "W." able knowing who's playing well and pulled to within three Tw o years ago, the Panthers for them and who isn't and what at 36-33 with just more th topped Western 81-47 in Spring­ their rotation is. minutes remaining in the KEN TREVARTHAN/Staff photographer field, Mo., while the Leathernecks "So at least they're going to be half. Eastern senior Gerald Jones snares a rebound during a recent Lantz followed last year 's regular-season Eastern scored the fin • Continued on page Gym victory over Va lparaiso. finale blowout with a dec isive 71- JOA points of the half and took 37 lead into the locker roo the Leathernecks came ba he the strength of senior cente Johnson's scoring. By CHRIS BOGHOSSIAN his 11th year overall. "They've had a great year, Associatelppo sports lieditorti says foresees the unexpected The 6-9 post man pull they're tough to beat there, they 'll have the squad to within six points crowd and they 've beaten Northern Illinois 51 on two free throws an Mid-Continent Conference Commissioner twice. I would have to count them as the ished the contest with 10 poi Jerry A. Ippoliti thinks it will be the most com­ favorite." We stern was led by 6-5 petitive in the league's eight-year history. But lppoliti, who is in his third year as the forward Ron Ateman, who Eastern head coach Rick Samuels explained MID league's commissioner, said that because of the 14, the atmosphere of this event as "extremely parity in the conference this year, the title is up and junior forward Forcine's 13. The Leathe intense," and compared its excitement to high COC 0 N F E NTI R E N C E NE forgrabs. schoolstate tournaments. "I don't feel there is a favorite," Ippoliti said. got to within three points 56, Whatever the description, this year 's Mid­ Cleveland State (13-14, 9- 7) gained the "A lot of people naturally pick Green Bay but Eastern went on a Continent Conference post-season tournament is fourth seed with its win over Akron Thursday because of the home floor. its own. sure to have its share of breath-taking, last-sec­ and will take on fifth-seeded Northern Iowa "One thing you have to understand is the great Freshman center Curtis ond finishes, its share of heartbreak s, and, as (8-8, 12-18) in the tournament's second game deal of pressure on Green Bay - there's more a short jumper and Rowe t 3:15 usual, one team that assures itself of being one at p.m. than any team going in there. IfI could phrase it, steal the length of the cou of the elite 64 in the nation as a representative in Host Wisconsin -Green Bay (21-6, 13-3), the they are expected to win. That is going to be 63-56 advantage. the NCAA Tournament. tournament's second seed, matches up against very difficultto do." Junior forward Rod Mc 'The tournament is going to be the most com­ seventh-seeded Akron (14-13, 5-11) for a 6 p.m. Samuels agreed with the commissioner on hit a short jumper to pu petitive tournament that I think we've had in the contest. that point, adding that any team could leave Panthers up by nine, and Wi history of the tournament because of the balance Eastern, the third seed in the tourney with a Green Bay with the title. called a timeout after fa of the conference this year," Ippoliti said of the 16-11 overall clip and a conference mark of 10- "I think anybody, really, could win the post­ behind 67-60. event, which starts with first-round action on 6, plays in the nightcap against We stern Illinois season tournament, and I think anybody could The Panthers came out 6-10) 8:15 Sunday in Green Bay, Wis. "I foresee the unex­ (13-14, starting at p.m. be a reasonable representative going into the huddle and Olson hit a t pectedhappen ing, I really do." Although Northern has the bestrecord coming NCAA, because all of the teams have proven, pointer to put the game o (23-4, 14-2) Northern Illinois earned itself in, Samuels said that Green Bay, which was the throughout the season, that they can be competi­ reach for the third­ the tourney's first seed as a result of its 71-70 only team in the league to top the Huskies in tive," he said. Panthers, who again fac win over Illinois-Chicago (15-14, 5-1 1) their first season::i Mid-Continent, should be the Last year, Northern Iowa, the host, won Leathernecks in the first � Thursday. The Flames, who with the loss take team to beat. the tourney at the UNI-Dome in Cedar Falls, of the Mid-Continent tou the eighth seed, will try to upset the Huskies "I'd have to say Green Bay 's the favorite," Iowa. The purple Panthers were one of three 8: 15 p.m. Sunday in Green in the teams' third meeting of the year at I said Samuels, who will be coaching his eighth • Continued on page llA Wis. p.m. Sunday. straight post-season tournament team and is in Todd is God. Yet another local Toddis God. band with a fetish Toddis God. for Kool-Aid.

I have just received the Biko was a "banned" individual, which meant he was under virtual news that my most val­ house arrest: he could not write a ued fr iend, Steve Biko, word, could never be quoted, could has died in detention ... not gather in a room with more than two persons at a time and To the racists w ho have could never speak to a public gath­ gloated over my grief ering. Woods' life changed forever today in anonymous after meeting Biko, and exposes phone calls and tele­ carried in the Daily Dispatch gra ms, even twisting revealed that the young activists had been murdered by Security scriptural texts to coat Police while in detention. their venom, I reply in Under attack from Security Police, an internal CIA of sorts, the same vei n: "Weep Woods himself then became a not fo r me, but for banned individual, and fled his you rselves and for your homeland three months later, in December 1977, to spread the children. " word of Biko . He almost seems reluctant to - From a Donald Woods speak of those days, to speak of article published in several memories of Steve Biko . Perhaps South African newspapers the proverbial price of stardom has on Sept. 13, 1977 been paid by the Donald Woods who came to Eastern this week. Or maybe his personal struggles • There must be a million anec­ and trials are more easily related dotes among the \;>lack and white - through a pen than before an audi­ memories of Donald Woods. - ence or an interviewer. After all, when a rich, white "You know, the United States is South African sheds his skin to a very up-front place; you just let it fight the very system that has all hang out, say what you want to allowed him to become rich; when say," Woods says , adding that in he gives up eveiything, his free­ England, where he's spent most of dom, his livelihood and almost his the last 12 years in exile, people life, to oppose the butchers of his are more reserved. land; when he's exiled from the But maybe Woods has earned homeland of five familial genera­ his stardom, his days in the spot­ tions because his thoughts seem light. The times have changed dangerous, there are surely more South Africa; the struggle Woods than enough memories. has fought in exile for 12 years, But for Woods, the South urging sanctions and divestment in African newspaper editor who lectures around the world, is befriended black activist Stephen almost over. Biko two years before his murder "Here we are in 1991," Woods at the hands of white Security says, "and it's very exciting to Police, there seems to be a new think that apartheid is on its last life replete with new memories. legs ... the system is finally crum­ Thirteen years after Biko's bling." death, there is something ironic That syste m, which may be the about Woods having his fortune last bastion for legally sanctioned back, a fortune made this time by racism, is coming under attack fighting the system - at least sell­ from those who were once its ing its "rights" to Hollywood - that strongest proponents, leaders of gave him his original fortune. South Africa's Nationalist Party. More power to him? Maybe, but And opponents, like Woods, are it's still surprising to find that most becoming uneasily accustomed to of Donald Woods' u·nsolicited sto­ the new attitudes they're finding ries are about Donald Woods; among their former enemies. strange to hear a man who once "Within those first shocked sec­ seemed dedicated to spreading the onds (after Biko's murder), South story and message of Biko now Africa became a different place for "modestly" joking about his own me," Woods wrote in 1977. "The resemblance to Kevin Kline, the Nationalists were no longer simply actor who portrayed Woods in disastrously misguided racists - "CryFreedom ," the 1987 they were now the mortal enemy, Hollywood-ization of the two's who stopped at nothing, who com­ struggles and friendship. mitted the ultimate outrage." Getting at the deeper Woods, if And today , after returning to it's there, is not an easy task. South Africa just last year to meet As editor of the Da ily Dispatch, with his former oppressors, those Woods, who spoke in interviews CARL WALK/Ve rge photo editor who "committed the ultimate out­ and a lecture at Eastern this week, Donald Wo ods addresses an Eastern crowd Monday night. In the top rage" by killing Steve Biko, are started attacking the system of photo, Kevin Kline portrays Wo ods in the 1987 film "Cry Freedom. " they still his "mortal enemies"? legalized racism in his own land, oppose apartheid. movement that asked blacks to "No, as of last February, I the system of apartheid. In. this Steve Biko, an emerging black drop their white chains in every almost feel quite kindly toward nominal struggle he met another South African leader who pro- aspect of their lives, would change who had given everything to fessed "Black Consciousness," a Woods' life forever. • Co ntinued on page 4B DEAR Cl) �� READER Aft

.c It's old home week at the eo SHO .. ... Ve rge. 207 Li ncoln • 345-1441 This edition's cover story was Now Playing written by Cam Simpson, a sea­ c soned veteran of this newsroom Death Warrant The Two Jakes as well as a few others scattered State of Grace across the nation. 0 Cam, editor in chief of last summer's Daily Eastern Ne ws , Coming March takes a break from the high­ 7 pressure, !ife-on- the-razor' s­ Arachnophobia Exorcist Ill FRIDAY edge, laugh-in-the-face-of-death world of investigative reporting to profile former newspaper edi­ tor/author Donald Woods, who DBANDS visited Charleston this week. We're more than honored to E.L. Krackers have both Cam and Matt Mans­ 1405 Fourth St. field aboard this week. Club" Mansfield, editor in chief of jWHAT'S COOKIN'\ "3:59 the News a few semesters back, Free food buffet 3:59-7 p.m. current graduate assistant in Cover $2 after 10 p.m. Eastern' s English department D .J. & dancing and grammar hotline celebrity, 1lilffriIIftllt : delivers a look at Woody Allen's latest projects, "Alice" and Restaurant & Catering "Scenes From a Mall." Woody Thirsty's sports a ponytail and stars in the E. Monroe Ave . latter, while the former film is WEEKEND BREAKFAST 508 the 20th that he's directed. D .J. & dancing On the vinyl front, my more­ Cover SPECIAL $1 than-able associate (and ever 2 Eggs with Hash Browns & 1 /2 accessible scratching post) Tim Shellberg re-introduces you to order of Biscuits & Gravy with Todd Rundgren, an innovative Ted 's Bacon or Sausage artist who recently caught his 102 Sixth St. second wind. I like Rundgren Breakfast Served "Blanche because he produced one of my Talley" Saturday 7-11 :30 am p.m. favorite albums, "Love Junk" by 9:30 The Pursuit of Happiness." And and Sunday 7-2:00 pm. Cover w/coupon until p.m., $1 10 of course Tim has been especial­ $2 after 10 p.m. ly chipper this week with the 7th and Madison Rolling Stones' new single "High -...... _...-. Wire" rising above the airways. (one block North of the Squar91"�· On the arena front, staffers SATURDAY Pete Doyle and Jay Zimmerman 345-7427 review a recent gig of ZZ Top's. Open 7 Days A Week Dig it. Upstart photojournalist -0BE.L. KrackersANDS Shannon Thomas previews 1405 Fourth St. "Talking With," a unique stage D .J. and dancing presentation from the Charle­ ston Community Theater and Cover $2 Eastern's Women's Studies HELD OVER! STARTS TONITE! Council in conjunction with NOMINATED FOR 12 AeADEMY NOMINATED FOR 3 ACADEMY AWARDS! Women's History and Aware­ AWARDS INCLUDINGBEST PICTURE Thirsty's ness Month. Cathy Behrendt, who last AWAKENIN�GS 508 E. Monroe Ave . brought you Vince Vance and ]>1lj{§ Based On D .J. and dancing the Valiants, again visits the W/Tlj A Tr ue Cover musical outer limits with her pro­ $1 file of new local act The Dyslexic Story · Apaches. 1!t� IPi:-ul . . Horseshoes & Hand Gre­ COSTNER IPIMJ) FRI/SAT NITE 7:15 AND 9:30 Roe's nades received a letter this week NITELY 7:00 ONLY SAT/SUN MATINEE2:15PM SAT/SUN MATINEE 2:00P.M. 410 Sixth St. from the smiliest man in SUN TO THURS NITE 7:15 "The Take" America. Read the gory details on page 8. 9p.m. Finally, here's hoping that Cover $2 Pete and Cam soon have the opportunity to see the video Ted 's for the DiVinyls' "I Touch Myself" so they'll stop ogling 102 N. Sixth St. still photographs of that fabu­ Chicago's "Smash Alley" with "Katzkat" lous babe . 9:30 p.m. Cover $2 w/coupon before 10 p.m. after p.m. $3 10 (PG·tJI FRI/SAT- NITE 4:45, 7:00I!!], 9: 00 FRI/SAT NITE 5:00, 7:15,9:15 SAT/SUN .MATINEE 2:00PM SAT/SUN MATINEE 2:15 P. M. SUN - THURS NITE 4:45 & 7:00 SUN -THURS. NITE 5:00AND 7:15

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itg • trips through the 'wire' In their 29 years together, the compliment each other. Rolling Stones have never been Produced by the Glimmer bluntly political. In the past, they Twins and fellow Steel Wheels Skits depict female crises have made simple references to and Sticky Fingers producer the Vietnam War ("No Chris Kinsey, the music on Expectations'), life in the ghetto "High Wire" has all the makings The Charleston Community ("Heartbreaker ') and Te rrorism of a Stones classic along the Theatre and Eastern' s ('Undercover of the Night)'. lines of "Brown Sugar" and Women's Studies Council will Yet they have never been as "Start Me Up." kick off Women's Awareness politically unsatisfied as they are The problem? Blame it on Month in appropriate fashion on "High Wire," the first single the lyrics, as they don't suit the with the presentation of 11 acts from Flashpoint, a mostly live swing-and-slop swagger. Backed portraying crises encountered album. Slamming literally every behind something less aggres­ women collectively titled aspect of the hopefully conclud­ sive, the lyrics of "Hi�h Wire" Talking With." ed Persian Gulf War, yet still could find a suitable home, the Introducing the audience to supporting the troops, "High grit of "High Wire's" music aracters' problems in conver­ Wire" is the most politically being suitable for sexually ational style, the play will blunt Stones track ever, even if charged (or suppressed) tirade . pens Friday at the Booth the music and the lyrics cannot - Tim Shellberg ibrary Lecture Hall and will through March 10. In the first act, the audience given a backstage look at a essing room where self-real­ tion is presented as a way of

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Axl Rose to XTC 's Andy 10 new tracks that reflect the recording, most recently seen · Partridge. various moods and tones by Rundgren on 1989's ap­ But that's about it. The ac­ found throughout Rundgren' s propriately titled Nearly o ___ ....._. cepted credit received for fascinating, yet under-appreci­ Human. Rundgren's ability to '70s innovation by the public ated career. deceive listeners by either r• is, unfortunately, given by The 10 tracks are loosely sounding too live when lay­ CARRY-OUT SPECIAL AOR radio programmers to divided into three musical ered in overdubs or too stu­ GOOD 7 DAYS A WEEK banal acts such as Boston and "moods." One part Philly dio-tight when recorded live is : the Steve Miller Band, based soul, one part songs from Up an odd, yet amazing feat. solely on album sales and Against It And in the case of utilizing - the Rundgren­ A (16") overdosed airplay (ironically penned off-Broadway opera - the stage as a studio and work­ : enough, Rundgren' s biggest and a couple of rockers shop on 2nd Wi nd (the attend­ Large claim to fame was his produc­ thrown in, 2nd Wi nd pays ing crowd was asked to refrain ! tion of Meat Loaf's Bat Out homage to "the Runt's" past, from applause at almost every Of Hell). Many of the masses, yet looks at the present and song's end), Rundgren puts Sausage Pizza brainwashed and bogged nods to the future. another notch on his wizardry $6.95 down by "More Than a Yet the journey through belt. As a modern-day record­ : Feeling" and "The Joker, " Rundgren's tasty musical fla­ ing pioneer, on stage or in the I Good on Cany-OutOnly 7 Days a Week neglect acts such as Rundgren vors takes a backseat to the studio, only Frank Zappa rivals I Offer Expires April 4, 199 1 for the bait they've fallen for questioning, often accusatory him. I for years. and often hypocritical word­ An innovative and keenly • Stretch It At Although 2nd Wi nd, Rund­ play unfound on near-hits original selection of songs, gren's latest release, is not such as "I Saw the Light" and 2nd Wi nd is yet another fas­ likely to impress those still on "Bang on the Drum." cinating musical experience hold for a Fo urth Stage, it is The album's opener, the from Rundgren. For a per- I undoubtedly a declaration of quizzical and introverted former qualified enough to I originality and diversity in lit­ "Change Myself," asks "how title one of his albums A I erally all facets of album con­ can I change the world/if I Genius/A Tr ue Star, Rund- I 909 18thSt reet 815 Broadway ception. can't change myself," yet on gren hasn't lost his touch. But Charleston Mattoon I 348-7515 234-6442 Backed by an 11- piece . "Who's Sorry Now?" Rund- then there's Steve Miller. .. I I I Wo ods FIND YOUR DESTINY PLEASE PRESENTnus COUPONWHEN PICKING UP ORDER • From page lB in The Daily Eastern News •• ··············------them," he says. "Now it's the (South African) Conservative Party, who split to the right of the Nationalists." ClJ\SSIFIEDS Times have changed in South

Africa - many of his mortal ene­ Lincolnwood/ mies have faded into dark histo­ ries still unwritten: Lt . Jan BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND! Marais, who mailed an acid-laced Pinetree "Biko" T-shirt to Woods' 5-year­ Apartments ' old daughter is dead, found drowned in his own swimming pool in 1988; Col. Pieter - Studio 1,2 &3 Bedroom Gooseri, an interrogator of Biko on the night he took his fatal - Completely Furnished blow and a tormentor of Woods', Minute Walk to Campus is also dead; others are retired or - 1 O LIVE, PROFESSIONAL, MOBILE have beentransferred away. Hour Maintenance Now Woods plans to take his VIDEO RECORDING STUDIO - 24 wife and five kids back to their - Central Air Conditioning homeland for good. Leaving South Africa in 1977, when he escapeddisguised as a Catholic priest, involved "a Wh ere the savings � painful decision," he wrote short­ ly after his exile. "It meant ... leaving our country in the sad really stack up ! knowledge that we could not return until the long fight against Call apartheidwas over. " Donald Woods' struggle against apartheid is over. In its aftermath, Stephen Biko's teach­ Monday, March ings may -,J::>e more crucial than 4, 1991 or 345stop by 22-600019 S. 9th St. #1 7 ever, and, if he chooses, Woods MLK Union-Grand Ballroom will be there to spread the mes­ 3:00 p.m.- 9:00 p.m. DRAPERAND KRAMER sage he almost gave his life to INCalPOAATED preserve. Cost-$1 Student w/ID llll�JG..:'TY

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into this picture, giving the urban dwellers she would not the nervous script. jittery Alice a new world of get to meet if she was in liv­ It is this stress that makes magically inspired dreams. ing her usually moneyed life. all of these high-powered lives But this fairy tale doesn't Insulated from the outer come together - guardedly. have such a happy ending; world in her rea l life, Alice And this kind of magic is not Alien's films remember the other side of finds some newfound solace simply some mystical cure-all nscience. but a sign that society • "Take the Money and Run" - 1969

· e" is about wealth, needs an answer outside Director, co-screenwriter, actor ultery and finding the realm of rational • "Bananas" - 1971 Director, co-screenwriter, actor t really counts in possibility. • "Everything You Always Wanted to other words, it's a Allen does a fine job Know About Sex, But Were Afraid to Woody Allen movie. of directing the cast Ask" -197 1 film, the 20th writ­ and piling up the New Director, screenwriter, actor • "Play it Again, Sam" - 197 1 directed by Allen, Yo rk scenes, though Screenwriter, actor explore many of the one has the feeling the • "Sleeper" - 1973 estions with a new script here was the real Director, co-screemwriter, actor agic. challenge on this out­ • "Love and Death" - 1975 Director, screenwriter, actor e mysterious Dr. ing. ,-,,w.·.....--' ·w·-·-· ···:·'« • "The Front" - 1976 eye Luke) tells When the witty writ­ Actor ia Farrow) it is ing comes through - • "Annie Hall" - 1977 that matters: "In and it is often - the Director, co-screenwriter, actor • "Interiors" - 1978 f very great stress," i actors shine, evoking Director, screenwriter ical man says, the pathos and humor • "Manhattan" - 1979 appear. " of Allen's prose with Director, co-screenwriter, actor it is this narrative relative ease. • "Stardust Memories" - 1980 Director, screenwriter, actor - one of ghostly and The best perfor­ •"A Midsummer Night's Sex :.• . rldly happenings - dlfCU mance comes from Comedy" - 1982 n chooses to Farrow as Alice, all Director, screenwriter, actor ound his film, the bundled up in her • "Zelig" - 1983 Photo courtesy of Orion Pictures Director, screenwriter, actor t gives way too Joe Ma ntegna and Mia Farrow in Wo ody Allen 's "A lice. " Allen-inspired neu- • "Broadway Danny Rose" - 1984 (wacky) introspec- roses. Farrow plays the Director, screenwriter, actor - dreams are nightmares. - and truth � in the underbel­ role with such skill that one • "The Purple Rose of Cairo" - 1985 in these moments of Wang's magic makes Alice ly of an existence she has is tempted to believe she can Director, screenwriter • "Hannah and Her Sisters" - 1986 ction there's deliver­ invisible, an ability that not known before . make herself invisible. Director, screenwriter, actor cause of the mystery doesn't work in her favor Featuring the Allen-trade­ The rest of the cast, espe­ • "Radio Days" - 1987 ounds the myth of a because she realizes people - mark ensemble cast, "Alice" cially Keye Luke as the dod­ Director, screenwriter, narrator wonderland where her husband and friends - burrows deep into the under­ dering doctor, make the • "September" - 1987 Director, screenwriter can and do come have been lying to her for a pinnings that gird American ensemble work well. • "Another Woman" - 1987 long time. culture. Along with Farrow, Still, it is the stressed-out, Director, screenwriter the foibles of every- Alice travels, like her fairy there's Joe Mantegna, Alec anxiety-ridden Allen who • "New Yo rk Stories" (Oedipus - especially everyday tale namesake , into a world Baldwin, Cybill Shephard, makes "Alice" one of the Wrecks segment) - 1989 Director, screenwriter, actor e big city - people that has some pretty peculiar Blythe Danner, William Hurt strongest pieces of social • "Crimes and Misdemeanors" 1989 release, a way with parallels to her pampered and Bernadette Peters - commentary to be filmed in a Director, screenwriter, actor to consider larger life. enough star power to truly number of years. Allen • "Alice" - 1990 problems from safe­ There is some salvation in wow an audience. ·deserves much credit for Director, screenwriter • "Scenes From a Mall" - 1991 t' s where Dr. Wang's the sorcery - like when Alice In this movie, though, the making his 20th outing as Actor tea and incense fits runs into a host of wacky magic comes straight from unforgettable as his first. all' may not be the best place fo r Wo ody n WoodyAllen's career he has to expect more. ing mean th� director failed? Or is it done all kinds of movies - And perhaps there is more. that Mazursky meant to make a I comedies, tragedies, tragicome- There is Midler, earrying offthe movie with a mall as its main dies - but never has he embraced absurdity of her situation with the metaphor, a metaphor which seems California withthis kind of schmooz. kind of kitsch only she canmuster. to collapse much meaning? In "Scenes From a Mall," director There is Mazursky, who is as Mazursky makes the mall central to Paul Mazursky's new film about love unflattering to Midler as he canbe, his metaphor for a messed-up mar­ arid entrapment in the confines of showina off the excessesof her life as riage. There's a strange disorientation contemporary culture, Allen plays a often a'ipossible . In a particularly that canbe attributed to the mall, a pony-tailed promotions lawyer who's funny scene when Allen and Midler sort of micklle-dass microcosmof the marriedto a celebrity psychologist, are trying to get it on, the director's world, completewith everything - played by Bette Midler. camera zeroes in on Midler's naked from movie theatersand caviar Just teaming Allen and Midler in a thigh, complete with a grotesque restaurants to bands on the street, film might prove to be uproarious amount of cellulite. under a huge bubble of protection. enough. But add the fact that here Or is it grotesque? Do we, as It's all pretty much too much, Woody is simply an actor, playing a. movie audiences made to believe that sort of like the marriage that has role he likely would never have writ­ everyone on film is beautiful, simply grown in the same cultural time­

ten for himself. Unused to seeing him thinkthe scene is meant to be ugly? frame - too many Reeboks, .. injogging suit and beeper, audiences Could it be that Mazursky wants to spritzers and stimuli. aren't ready for the superficial level make us see a real woman, imperfec-= All of that brings us back to a on which his character's relationship tions and all? central question: Can such a with Midler is based-or spoken. Underneath the veneer of gloss potent symbol of popular culture Asfilmgoers we expectAllen's dia­ and glitz, there are some real people, have that much to say? logue to existon a deeper level than people who aren't as articulate as the The answer: In an urbanwonder­ what's shown in "Scenes From a introspectivecharacters who populate land, cultural criticism is about all Photo courtesy of Touchstone Pictures Mall." To that extent, as conditioned Allen-directed films. there is to do, so don't go looking y Allen and Bette Mid/er are fo llowed by a as we are by 15 yearsof Woody pro­ Sodoes the flatness of the dia­ any deeper than the surface - the sur­ e In Pa ul Mazursky's "Scenes From a Ma ll. " duced and directed movies, we come logue and the seemingly flawed pac- face is what it's all about.

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Quayle will be stinking up a lot more of America Somebody around here has been spreading a than just the Oval Office. rumor that you youngsters weren't too keen on my We've been mulling over this New World Order In Celebration of Women's plans to liberate Kuwait. Don't wony, I still like you thing for quite some time, too, and frankly we're a guys and your little arts and crafts column. I bit perplexed. Awareness Month would've made sure your draft orders sent you to Of course, the hackneyed, obvious response balmy Managua (you know, someplace safe). would have something to do with an overrated syn­ Lecturer: Molly Yar But like I said, that's all over now and I've got to thesiz� band that used to be Joy Division. •President of the Nation concentrate on the next big thing. I'm not sure if But if we're correct in our thinking, you're look­ the news has gotten to you in Iowa yet, but I've ing for advice on how to restructure the planet. Organization for Women been shopping around the phrase "New World Why don't you start by doing something with the Order" for about six months now. boring geography? Date : Tuesday, March 5 The only thing is, I don't know what the hell that See if you can get Greenland to take the shape Time: 8:00 pm Admission: means. of Richard Nixon's head. Oh, wait a minute . It Place: Grand Ballroom $1 w/ID I think I've screwed this one up pretty bad and already looks like Ford. Co-Sponsors: General Public it's only dawned on me now. Since the United States has once again taken its $3 Women's Studies Council Back in July, when things were nice and humid, place in history sporting its morning missiles, put us UNIVERSI dorky Dan got into my pork rind collection and sub­ on top of Canada this time. Human Potential �::��- sequently left quite_a ripe deposit in the Oval John. 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