Read Ebook {PDF EPUB} The Comeback by Zac Robinson Wolves rally after thoughts of 'mercy' surface. HOT SPRINGS -- Lake Hamilton Coach Scotty Pennington was just trying to avoid embarrassment with his team trailing 45-19 with just more than a quarter and a half to play Wednesday. "I hope they don't mercy-rule us," Pennington said when asked what he was thinking at that point. Instead, it became the moment the tide turned for Lake Hamilton as the Wolves began their push for a remarkable comeback. Cade Robinson's free throw with 0.3 seconds remaining in overtime completed Lake Hamilton's stunning surge from down 26 to take down Vilonia 64-63 at Trojan Arena in a Class 5A boys state tournament first-round matchup. Lake Hamilton's youth was unfazed by the moment as freshman Ty Robinson dropped 25 points and sophomore Zac Pennington added 15. "To be completely honest, [when we were down 26], I was thinking about what the speech was going to be in the locker room," Zac Pennington said. "At the same time, we knew that if we got up in them, they weren't going to be able to handle the pressure, and as soon as we started pressuring them, they started turning the ball over." Austin Myers scored 16 of his team-high 21 points before halftime as Vilonia (17-7) carried a 36-19 advantage into the break. Scotty Pennington made a crucial switch at the half, pulling big man Chase Jessup off the floor and using the combination of Cade Robinson and freshman Easton Hurley to turn up the heat on the Eagles. And with turnover after turnover, the Wolves chipped away at the deficit. They clawed to within 12 in the opening minute of the fourth quarter. Then with just more than three minutes to play, Lake Hamilton (16-8) scored five points in a matter of seconds as Cade Robinson hit two free throws and Zac Pennington made a three-pointer to make it 57-51. "Our hand was forced," Scotty Pennington said. "We just decided we were going to run-and-jump. We hadn't done it all year long, not one time. We hadn't practiced it all year long, not one time. So what does that mean? It means Coach Pennington is stupid and his kids bailed him out." Three-pointers from Cade Robinson and Zac Pennington tied the game at 57-57 in the final minute -- the Wolves shot 8 of 14 from distance in the third and fourth quarters -- but Vilonia got a chance at redemption when Pennington's 15-foot jumper rimmed out just before the final buzzer. After the teams traded buckets to keep things tied in overtime, Jessup laid one in with 1:17 to play off a Ty Robinson assist, putting Lake Hamilton up 63-61. Eagles Coach Jeremy Simon drew up a tip-in play for Dashun Spence -- the freshman scored 10, and senior Gram Middleton added 15 -- to tie things up with 8.7 seconds remaining, but Vilonia's foul on Cade Robinson gave the Wolves the final opportunity they needed to complete the comeback. "I was never comfortable," Simon said. "We did not handle the pressure well at all. Just too many turnovers, and credit Lake Hamilton -- they capitalized on everything we did wrong." MOUNTAIN HOME 57, HOT SPRINGS LAKESIDE 46. The Bombers' Cinderella run continued Wednesday night as they stunned the Rams in their own backyard. Senior Mat Jones led Mountain Home (11-13) with 17 and classmate Wyatt Gilbert scored 13 to shoulder the Bombers' offensive load. The Rams looked poised to make a late push when senior Caleb Campbell scored on a breakaway layup to pull within one early in the fourth. But Campbell, who posted a game-high 31 points, missed the ensuing free throw, and Lakeside (18-8) proceeded to surrender 10 consecutive points as Mountain Home closed on a 22-12 run to set up a Friday night quarterfinal against 5A-East No. 1 seed Jonesboro. 130 Hilariously Good Comebacks To Silence All The Haters. In times like these, having a collection of good comebacks up your sleeve is not an option but a necessity! There’s nothing more frustrating than thinking about what you could have said once it’s too late, right? And there’s nothing more badass than beating all the haters and bullies with intelligence and sarcasm! A clever comeback is a perfect comeback! A mean comeback with sarcastic elements is a witty comeback! If you have to deal with annoying kids, bullies or a co-worker who drives you mad or you’re just looking for funny banter with your friends, below you’ll find the best comebacks for all situations. 5 Fantastic Comebacks For An Overly Flirtatious Guy. Without further ado, here is a list of savage yet hilarious comebacks that will shut up all the haters (and make you laugh out loud)! Yaay! The Funniest Sarcastic Comebacks Of All Time. 1. You’re the reason God created the middle finger. 2. Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen. 3. Please, keep talking. I only yawn when I’m super fascinated. 10 Magnificent Comebacks To Stop The Master Manipulator. October 20, 2020. 4. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I’d fart. 5. Jesus might love you but everyone else definitely thinks you’re an asshole. 6. Sorry, I didn’t get that. I don’t speak bullshit. 7. Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so. 8. I’m sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face. 9. Stupidity is not a crime, so you’re free to go. 10 Magnificent Comebacks To Stop The Master Manipulator. October 20, 2020. 10. If you’re waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. It’s going to be a while. 11. If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents. 12. Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news—they found your head. 13. No, those pants don’t make you look fatter—how could they? 14. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus. 15. You’re a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake. 16. If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off. 17. You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel. 18. Save your breath—you’ll need it to blow up your date. 19. You’re not stupid; you just have bad luck when thinking. 20. If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents. 21. A pretty face is nothing if you have an ugly heart. 22. The zoo called. They’re wondering how you got out of your cage. 23. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 24. Light travels faster than sound which is why you seemed bright until you spoke. 25. Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry. 26. You have so many gaps in your teeth it looks like your tongue is in jail. 27. Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them. 28. I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying. 29. Hey, you have something on your chin… no, the third one down. 30. Aw, it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand. 31. I love the sound you make when you shut up. 32. I don’t know what makes you so stupid but it really works. Snappy Comebacks For All Situations. 33. You are proof that evolution can go in reverse. 34. Brains aren’t everything; in your case, they’re nothing. 35. You’re so ugly that when you look in the mirror, your reflection looks away. 36. I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies, how silly of me. 37. Hold still. I’m trying to imagine you with personality. 38. The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait. 39. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet. 40. Are you always such an idiot or do you just show off when I’m around? 41. When you were born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to your dad, “I’m very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through.” 42. Grab a straw because you suck. 43. I’m sorry I didn’t get that—I don’t speak idiot. 44. Quick—check your face! I just found your nose in my business. 45. Isn’t there a bullet somewhere you could be jumping in front of? 46. Hey, your village called—they want their idiot back. 47. There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that. 48. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said. 49. I was pro life. Then I met you. 50. Our kid must have gotten his brain from you! I still have mine. 51. Your face makes onions cry. 52. Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons? 53. I’ve been called worse by better. 54. You’re such a beautiful, intelligent, wonderful person. Oh, I’m sorry, I thought we were having a lying competition. 55. You should really come with a warning label. 56. Gay? I’m straighter than the pole your mom dances on. 57. I just stepped in something that was smarter than you… and smelled better too. 58. The only way your husband would ever get hurt during an activity is if the TV exploded. 59. You look so pretty. Not at all gross today. 60. It’s impossible to underestimate you. 61. I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you. 62. I’m not a nerd, I’m just smarter than you. 63. Keep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain. 64. You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. 65. You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway. Awesomely Good Comebacks In The History Of Burns. 66. Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon. 67. I’m an acquired taste. Don’t like me, acquire some taste. 68. The jerk store called, they’re running out of you. 69. Whenever we hang out, I remember that God really does have a sense of humor. 70. It’s kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence. 71. Please just tell me you don’t plan to homeschool your kids. 72. You always bring me so much joy—as soon as you leave the room. 73. Your face is just fine but we’ll have to put a bag over that personality. 74. I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash. 75. Don’t worry about me. Worry about your eyebrows. 76. If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. 77. You are like a cloud. Once you disappear, it’s a beautiful day. 78. I was hoping for a battle of wits but it would be wrong to attack someone who’s totally unarmed. 79. I’d tell you how I really feel but I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers to express myself in this case. 80. It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 81. I’d tell you to go fuck yourself but that would be a cruel and unusual punishment. 82. I’d rather treat my baby’s diaper rash than have lunch with you. 83. You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off? 84. Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job. 85. Too bad you can’t Photoshop your ugly personality. 86. Have a nice day, somewhere else. 87. I am returning your nose. I found it in my business. 88. Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth. 89. Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither. 90. If you’re waiting for me to care, I hope you brought something to eat ‘cause it’s gonna be a really long time. 91. Don’t worry, the first forty years of childhood are always the hardest. 92. I may love to shop but I will never buy your bull. 93. OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS! 94. I’m not a proctologist but I know an asshole when I see one. 95. You only annoy me when you’re breathing really. 96. Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case. 97. I don’t know what your problem is but I’m guessing it’s hard to pronounce. 98. I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of your nostrils like that? Savage Comebacks That Will Shut Everyone Up. 99. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. 100. It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer. 101. If I wanted a bitch, I’d have bought a dog. 102. What doesn’t kill you, disappoints me. 103. I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up your ass. 104. I’ve seen people like you before but I had to pay admission. 105. Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons. 106. Someday you’ll go far—and I really hope you stay there. 107. Don’t call me bitch, I’m much more evil than that. 108. Sometimes it’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than open it and remove all doubt. 109. Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right? 110. Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? I lied. 111. Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in a while but you really abuse the privilege. 112. Do you always act like an idiot or do you just show off when I’m around? 113. The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes. 114. Don’t you get tired of putting make-up on two faces every morning? 115. I’d slap you but I don’t want to make your face look any better. 116. Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people. 117. You know, all the make-up and the clothes in the world can’t change what an ugly person you really are. 118. I can’t help imagining how much more awesome the world would be if your dad had just pulled out earlier. 119. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d gotten enough oxygen at birth? 120. My business isn’t your business. Unless you’re my thong, don’t be up my ass. 121. Can you die of constipation? I ask because I’m worried about how full of shit you are. 122. Good story but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up? 123. You’re so fat you could sell shade. 124. Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out? 125. Your lips keep moving but all I hear is, “Blah, blah, blah.” 126. Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick. 127. I’d love to give you a nasty look but it appears you already have one. 128. Did you know they used to be called ‘jumpolines until your mum jumped on one? 129. Your only purpose in life is as an organ donor. 130. I hear there’s a new app called a sense of humor. You should try downloading it. I hope you enjoyed this list of sassy, funny insults and funny comebacks. Remember to memorize a few of these good comebacks (I mean great comebacks) for the purposes of silencing all the haters and having a good laugh! The Comeback by Zac Robinson. Zac Brown Band has announced 2021 tour dates, dubbing the trek ‘The Comeback Tour.’ The band had a 14-month hiatus from the road due to COVID-19. The tour will take ZBB through such venues as Boston’s Fenway Park, Nashville’s Bridgestone Arena and the Saratoga Performing Arts Center. The tour kicks off on Aug. 5 at the PNC Bank Arts Center in Holmdel, N.J. The band’s Fenway Park date is set for a few nights later on Aug. 8. Later in the summer, the band will perform August shows in Maryland, Ohio, Pennsylvania and more. The early fall will see ZBB head to Denver for two nights at Fiddler’s Green Amphitheatre on Sept. 17 and 18. The tour will wrap up on Oct. 17 at the Bridgestone Arean and Nashville, Tenn. “We couldn’t be more excited to get back out on the road and share our new music with our fans,” said Brown in a statement. “It’s been a long, difficult year for everyone and we’re fired up to be reuniting with our crew, get back on tour, and celebrate a brand new world.” Tickets will go on sale to the public on Friday, May 14 at 12 p.m. local time at zacbrownband.com. According to a press release, “all dates, cities and venues are subject to change. For tickets or more information please visit zacbrownband.com.” Check out the full list of dates below: ZAC BROWN BAND “THE COMEBACK TOUR” 2021 DATES: Thu Aug 05 – Holmdel, NJ – PNC Bank Arts Center* Fri Aug 06 – Bethel, NY – Bethel Woods Center for the Arts* Sun Aug 08 – Boston, MA – Fenway Park* Thu Aug 19 – Columbia, MD – Merriweather Post Pavilion^* Fri Aug 20 – Cuyahoga Falls, OH – Blossom Music Center* Sat Aug 21 – Hershey, PA – Hersheypark Stadium* Fri Aug 27 – Indianapolis, IN – Ruoff Music Center* Sat Aug 28 – Tinley Park, IL – Hollywood Casino Amphitheatre* Sun Aug 29 – Cincinnati, OH – Riverbend Music Center* Thu Sep 02 – Wantagh, NY – Northwell Health at Jones Beach Theater+ Fri Sep 03 – Wantagh, NY – Northwell Health at Jones Beach Theater+ Sun Sep 05 – Darien Center, NY – Darien Lake Performing Arts Center+ Fri Sep 10 – Milwaukee, WI – Summerfest^++ (On-sale 10am local time) Fri Sep 17 – Denver, CO – Fiddler’s Green Amphitheatre^+ Sat Sep 18 – Denver, CO – Fiddler’s Green Amphitheatre^+ Thu Sep 30 – Clarkston, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre+ Sun Oct 03 – Saratoga Springs, NY – Saratoga Performing Arts Center+ Fri Oct 08 – Jacksonville, FL – Daily’s Place** Sat Oct 09 – West Palm Beach, FL – iTHINK Financial Amphitheatre** Sun Oct 10 – Tampa, FL – MIDFLORIDA Credit Union Amphitheatre** Fri Oct 15 – Raleigh, NC – Coastal Credit Union Music Park at Walnut Creek** NFL Roster Cuts: Zac Robinson, Caleb Campbell Among Detroit Lions' Final Cuts. The Detroit Lions waited until 8 p.m. ET Saturday to announce their final cuts (which was appreciated by those who got to see the Tigers’ comeback and walkoff win), and Zac Robinson ended up losing out in the race for the No. 3 quarterback job. Robinson was among the announced final cuts, as reported by the Detroit News’ Chris McCosky. He joins linebacker Caleb Campbell, tight end J.J. Finley, wide receiver Tim Toone, cornerback Anthony Madison, defensive end Narada Williams and fullback Matt Clapp in the final wave of players receiving their release. The second-year quarterback out of Oklahoma State looked to be giving Drew Stanton a run as the Lions’ third quarterback, as he was impressing coaches and getting more reps in practice. But Stanton was the incumbent, so Robinson had to beat him out. Robinson could possibly be brought back and signed to the practice squad, but another team might snap him up to be their third quarterback. Campbell was always an intriguing story, drafted out of West Point in 2008 but had to serve his military commitment to the Army until 2010. (Cadets are obligated to serve two years of active duty before applying for a release, a change in policy that was made after Campbell was drafted by the Lions.) He saw action in two games with Detroit last season. Toone, the Lions’ seventh-round selection in 2010 (and the final player drafted, giving him the title of “Mr. Irrelevant”), was also among the team’s final cuts last year. But the competition at wide receiver on the Lions’ roster was quite strong, and he was once again squeezed out. Oklahoma State Football: Best Quarterbacks in School History. The Oklahoma State Cowboys have had a lot of great quarterbacks throughout their history. But some, like Mike Gundy and Brandon Weeden, have separated themselves from the rest. Despite not being a school that is known for churning out high-level quarterbacks, the Cowboys have had many great ones who have been among the best at their position during their careers. Here are the best quarterbacks in Oklahoma State history. Bob Fenimore. Bob Fenimore played a little bit of everything at Oklahoma State, including quarterback and halfback. He led Oklahoma A&M/State to its only unbeaten record in 1945 and a 17-1 record in 1944-45. Fenimore threw for over 2,000 yards in his four-year career in Stillwater and was drafted No. 1 overall in the NFL draft. Rusty Hilger. Rusty Hilger led the Cowboys as their primary signal-caller during the early 1980s. He threw for over 4,000 in nearly four seasons as the starter for Oklahoma State. He also led them to a bowl in all three of the years he played and won two against Baylor and South Carolina. Josh Fields. As a true freshman, Josh Fields led the Cowboys to a 16-13 upset of the then-Top 5 Oklahoma Sooners in 2001. Fields went on to become one of the best quarterbacks in Cowboy history. He threw for over 6,000 yards during a little over two seasons as the starter and went 17-9 in 2002 and 2003. Zac Robinson. One of the most beloved players in Oklahoma State history, Zac Robinson is a big part of what led to the Cowboys' recent national prominence. The quarterback took over as the starter in his sophomore year and passed for nearly 8,000 yards, going 25-14 in nearly three seasons at the helm. Mike Gundy. Mike Gundy may have benefited with Barry Sanders and Thurman Thomas, but he was still a great player in his own right. The former State High School Player of the Year in Oklahoma threw for around 8,000 yards during his career as a Cowboy. He also accounted for 54 career touchdown passes and went 20-4 as a starter in 1987 and 1988. Brandon Weeden. Brandon Weeden is the best quarterback in Oklahoma State history for pretty obvious reasons. After leading the Cowboys to a comeback in 2009 over Colorado, the 28-year-old went 23-3 in two seasons as the starter and passed for over 9,000 yards in his career (a school record). He also threw for 75 career touchdowns to just 27 interceptions. He's been the best in Cowboy history, the only one to win a Big 12 Title and potentially the first to be an NFL starter.