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VOL. XX, NO. 125 MONDAY, APRIL 14, 1986 an independent student newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s SMC petition Three football players for divestment disciplined for assault nets 936 of ND Security officer signatures By MARK PANKOWSKI Holtz did not identify the players News Editor nor mention specific disciplinary By ANN KALTENBACH penalties. Assistant News Editor Three Notre Dame football “Let me just say this: What they players have been disciplined by(the players) did was a bad act, but An unofficial total of 54 percent of Student Affairs for their involvement they are not bad people,” Holtz said. the Saint Mary’s student body signed in the April 6 assault of a Security of­ “That'S what makes Notre Dame a petition last week for divestment ficer and the ramming of a car into such a special place. They expect from companies doing business in eight parked cars, The Observer has their students to be special people.” South Africa, a participation level learned. Holtz would not comment on the called “excellent” by Rebecca Het- Sophomore back-up center Mark players’ standing on the team. land, member of Saint Mary’s Antonietti was permanently dis­ Associate Athletic Director Roger Peacemakers, sponsors of the peti­ missed from the University, accord­Valdiserri said he could not confirm tion. ing to a team member who spoke on or deny the reports because he was “We have exceeded 900 the condition he not be named. bound by a University regulation signatures, which is over 50 percent Sophomore split end Tony Easonstipulating confidentiality in such of the student body. That’s good, was suspended for the remaining matters. considering there is only 30 to 35 part of the semester, the unnamed However, Valdiserri said if players percent participation in student player said. Eason started several were involved in the incident, “I government elections, ” said student games last year. would have to assume that once Peacemaker Diane Presti. Freshman split-end Steve Alaniz they served the penalty, they would The Peacemakers said 936 stu­ was fined and placed on disciplinaryreturn as good citizens of the Uni­ dents signed the petition, although probation, the player said. versity community, so that would in­ an official total will not be available The unnamed player said theclude the football team.” until the signatures are verified later punishments levied on the three stu­ Said Valdiserri, “It wasn't a this week. dents differed because of the extent football related disciplinary action. Peacemaker and Associate Profes­ of each one’s involvement in the It wasn’t like they violated team sor of philosophy Ann Clark incident. The player did not go intorules. They violated University compared participation between specifics, however. rules." the Notre Dame referendum for Antonietti and Eason, who were Vice President for Student Affairs divestment in early March and the roommates in Zahm Hall, already Father David Tyson could not be petition at Saint Mary’s. have been sent home, the source reached for comment yesterday. “When Notre Dame held its said. A Zahm Hall resident said he However, the Office of Student Af­ referendum, about 58 percent saw Eason packing Saturday. fairs has a policy of not releasing stu­ voted,” Clark said. Approximately Attempts to contact Antonietti, dents’ names nor the punishments 48 percent of those Notre Dame stu­ The Observer/Jim Carroll Eason and Alaniz by phone yester­levied in specific cases. dents voted in favor of divestment, Musical Accompaniment day w ere unsuccessful. None of the The student guide du lac states slightly less than the level at Saint three participated in Friday’s that “serious personal injury to anot­ Mary’s, Clark said. Two students play guitar as part of a musical section helping scrimmage. her may result in suspension or dis­ The results of the petition will be out in a Mass that took place this weekend on the quad between Notre Dame Head Coach Lou missal.” Flanner Hall and Pasquerilla East. Holtz could not be reached for com­ According to Notre Dame see PETITION, page 3 ment yesterday. However, Holtz didSecurity Director Rex Rakow, the say after Friday’s scrimmage that he three students identified in the as had been informed of the Univer­ Bush: Libyans had ‘fingerprints’ sity’s decision. see PUNISH, page 4 on recent international terrorism ND to increase access Associated Press consulting with key members of what’s happening now.” Congress and U.S. allies in Western “The United States has an obliga­ WASHINGTON - Vice President Europe over the next step against tion to protect its citizens living to business courses George Bush said yesterdayKhadafy. abroad and to bring to justice in B y JOE MARKET in each of the University’s “Libyans had their fingerprints all Sen. Richard Lugar, R-Ind. said some, in any way possible, those Staff Reporter acedemic disciplines should be over state sponsored terrorism” and Saturday he was invited to the White who threaten the lives or take the available to any student who has the United States had a duty to House on Monday to discuss pos­ lives of Americans abroad,” Bush The problem of access to the course pre requisites, is wil­ punish those who threaten sible action against Libya. said. courses in the College of Busi­ ling to meet the standards for Americans overseas. “A decision will be made on that Bush, who headed an administra­ ness Administration by non­course participation, and into Deputy Secretary of State John occasion or shortly thereafter as to tion task force that studied how the business majors will be whose overall program of studies Whitehead said U.S. officials had in­ what our response should be,” said United States could respond to ter­ eliminated over the next two the course fits as a free elective.” formation implicating Libyan leader Lugar, the chairman of the senate rorism, said he had “always been in years, Provost Timothy O’Meara This expansion of the College Moammar Khadafy in the bombing Foreign Relations committee. favor of retaliation on a sort of a said. of Business Administration to of a West Berlin nightclub in which U.N. ambassador Vernon Walters surgical basis. I don’t believe we The objective is to encourage a non-business majors is a “good an American was killed and indicat­met with British Prime Minister Mar­ need kind of an indiscriminate ap­ broad education, O’Meara said. move,” according to John Oteri, a ing that Khadafy was plotting more garet Thatcher in London on proach.” Students who want to explore senior ALP A/government major. attacks. Satuday and with West German The vice president spoke on the business without majoring in it “My biggest gripe with the President Reagan is weighing the Chancellor Helmut Kohl and NBC program “Meet the Press” as he will be able to take electives in (ALPA) program was that it was use military force against Libya in Foreign Minister Hans-Dietrich returned from a 10-day trip to Saudi business, he said. so difficult to get into good busi­ retaliation for the attack, Whitehead Genscher in Bonn on yesterday HeArabia, Bahrain, Oman and North To facilitate access, O’Meara ness courses,” said Oteri. said, but added, “the prospect of later flew to Paris for scheduled Yemen. said, additional business faculty military action is something that meetings with President Francois None of the leaders in those four members will be added during According to Oteri, “at present only the president will decide on.Mitterand and Premier Jacques nations offered direct support for the 1986-87 and 1987-88 only five spots are reserved for He has not yet made that decision.” Chirac, and was slated to fly to Rome last month’s attack on Libyan targets academic years. non-business majors in the re­ Reagan last week indicated his later. in the Gulf of Sidra, Bush said, “but Expansion will first be made in quired courses. It’s nearly impos­ willingness to take military action if Reagan and Kohl have fingered indirectly I think everyone under­ the accountancy department, sible to get into the courses you the perpetrators could be identified Libya as a suspect in the West Berlin stood it.” said O’Meara. He said the number want,” he added. and an appropriate target located. explosion. On Wednesday, the West Asked whether any Arab country of business faculty will increase “I’m glad they’re finally doing Two U.S. aircraft carriers, the German government expelled two endorsed armed U.S. action against by five in 1986-87 and by five something about it. I wish some­ America and Coral Sea, which last Libyan diplomats, but said the expul­fellow Arabs, Bush replied, “Not more the following year. thing had been done earlier,” month engaged Libyan forces in thesions were not related to the bom­ publicly but there’s a lot of quiet Enrollment in business Oteri said. disputed Gulf of Sidra, remained bing. support. I know this for a fact cer­ courses by non business majors O’Meara also expressed the “underway in the Mediterranean,” Bush, while refusing to accuse tain.” will be studied and monitorednecessity of the improvement. said Pentagon spokesman Maj. Larry Khadafy point-blank of planning the Whitehead, appearing on the CBS during this two year period, ac­“The whole objective of the Uni­ Icenogle. Pentagon sources said bombing, said “there’s proof that the program “Face the Nation, ” said U.S. cording to O’Meara. versity is to provide the oppor­ Saturday the carriers were awaiting Libyans have their fingerprints all intelligence officials have gathered “As a matter of general policy,” tunity for a broad education. This orders off the coast of Sicily. over state sponsored terrorism, but “a lot of information” on the West he said, “a wide variety of courses move is long overdue,” he said. The Reagan administration was I’m just not going to be drawn into Berlin bombing The Observer Monday, April 14, 1986 - page 2 In Brief Technical problems obscure effort put into newspaper Father Theodore Hesburgh, university presi­ dent, is among 170 religious leaders who have asked President Friday’s newspaper ran a front page story on the Reagan to join the Soviet Union in a ban on nuclear weapons defacement of the ND Memorial fountain. Earlier in the testing until the next U.S.-U.S.S.R. summit meeting. The letter to week. The Observer printed an account of various acts Joe Reagan, released in late March, noted that Scripture warns nations of violence which occurred during the previous “Not to trust in weapons and warriors for security, but in God.” — weekend. Murphy The Observer These two stories are what most readers will remem­ ber of last weeks newspaper; however, such stories do Editor-in-Chief not present an accurate portrait of the campus or the newspaper. newspaper on an old compugraphics machine. In At Notre Dame, vandalism and violence are the ex­ simple terms, this machine is like a “glorified Of Interest ceptions, not the rule. Students should not hold a dis­typerwriter Only one person can be on the machine at torted view of the campus because of a few isolated a time. Copy editing, normally done on the system, is incidences. People should take proper precautions done late at night with a razor blade. when walking the campus late at night. Not having an operational typesetter means our staff Nicaraguan Contras’methods of warfare will be ex­ The banner headlines are what grab the readers. The has the equivalent of an eight, 12 or 16-page term paper plored in a documentary entitled “Who’s Running the War,” to be “hot topics ’ are the ones readers will remember, dis­ due each day. shown tonight at 7 in the Center for Social Concerns. -The cuss with their friends and “call home about.” There is, The malfunctions, which are being corrected as Observer however, much more to a newspaper than its top quickly as possible, have resulted in substantial altera­ stories. tions in our daily schedule Over the last few months, and caused a reorganization The Observer has been of our priorities in what is “Fighting for Human Rightsin Latin America: produced despite major printed. A View from the"Washingtonthe Washington Trenches” will be the topic of a lec­ typesetting difficulties. The Lately, typesetting ture by Joseph Eldridge, director of the Washington Office on effect has been felt not only problems have been com­ Latin America, today at 4 in the Center for Social Concerns. A se­ in our office, but around the pounded by construction- cond lecture titled “Human Rights in Latin America: Whither the campus. related difficulties too Debate?” will take place tomorrow at noon in Room 131 Decio For the readers, these numerous to mention. Last Hall. The Helen Kellogg Institute is sponsoring the lectures. - technical difficulties have Thursday, for example, The Observer meant inconveniencein ob­ when everything that could taining necessary informa­ go wrong had gone wrong, tion. Each day, dozens of the electrical power failed organizations publicize during production. In fact, Reggae music, romance and adventure win their meetings, academic production was completed be featured in the film “The Harder They Come,” which will be departments announce in another building. shown tonight at 7, 9, and 11 in the Engineering Auditorium. Ad­ changes in schedules or Unless one has worked for mission is $1.50 and all proceeds will go towards staging the May 3 speakers, Notre Dame and a daily newspaper, one can­ s-m-n Rally Against Starvation benefit concert. The - Observer Saint Mary’s administrations not fully appreciate what all announce appointments and of this has meant. For the students place birthday ad­ staff, late nights have vertisements. become even later. Errorless copy has become a luxury. An ToStal Air Band Contest registration will be held The Observer serves many different functions and In short, the final product has not reflected the effort today at 6 at the LaFortune Information Desk. Groups must have has many different sections. It informs, entertains, en­put forth. their song title at this time. The contest will take place Wednesday, lightens and arouses. Each section has a specific reason April 23 and winners will receive cash prizes. 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The Observer is continuing to ex­ when you return to school in the perience typesetting difficulties in the daily operation of the newspaper. The staff apologizes HOURS: 1:00pm~4:30pm for any delays or production er­ rors. The situation will be amended Monday-Friday as soon as possible. IN TH FIRST FLOOR The Observer ( I SPS 599 2 -t(KK)) is published Monday through Friday except during exam and vacation periodsThe Observer is published by the students of the I niversit\ AMMES NOTRE DAME of Notre Dame and Saint Mary's College. Subscriptions may he purchased for *50 per year ( *20 per semester ) by writingThe Observer, P C) Box Q. Notre Dame Indiana BOOKSTORE 4 6 5 5 b The Observer is a member of The Associated Press. All reproduction rights arc resc-ved The Observer Monday, April 14,1986 - page 3 ‘Distinguished’ student organized New literary magazine alcohol awareness programs at ND to focus on fiction By CARLPUTNAM Father Andre Leveille, director of dent Award committee, said “he has News Staff University Ministry and chairman ofaffirmatively acted on his own By CHRIS K. MURPHY classes are doing,” said O’Rourke. the Distinguished Student Awardbeliefs that he must help us all to News Staff “It will draw attention to the “Totally unexpected” was Notre committee, said Herkert was dif­ become more aware of the full good interest in writing and fic­ Dame senior Mark Herkert’s reac­ ferent from all of the other nominees dimension of alcohol abuse.” Notre Dame students will soon tion on our campus. Also, stu­ tion when he found out he had wonbecause he was able to “heal out of Herkert said he wants a program have a new literary publication dents as well as faculty will the Distinguished Student Award forhis own wounds '. He said Herkert started to teach rectors and resident available to them. interact on this publication.” The new publication, which 1986 . assistants how to deal with students Herkert spearheaded an alcohol who have alcohol problems. has yet to be named, has been The five member editorial awareness campaign on campus this The Administration would have to started by William O’Rourke, as­ board, consisting of O’Rourke, year, which included initiating ef­ have their “heads in the sand” not to sistant professor of English, who English professor Ed Vasta and forts to have a course on alcohol and recognize the problem of alcohol said he saw a need to publish three students who have yet to drug abuse added to the curriculum, abuse on campus, said Leveille. good fiction stories, including be named, soon will begin select­ and speaking in residence halls Leveille cited the recent assault of those of the creative writing ing stories suitable for publish­ during Alcohol Awareness Week. a Notre Dame security officer and classes, not published by other ing, said O’Rourke, who added He has also done alcohol related the destruction of a student’s art campus literary magazines, such that he expects six to eight volunteer work for the Shelter for project as examples of probable al­ as Scholastic and Juggler. stories to be published in the first the Homeless, St. Joseph County Jail, cohol abuse. edition, which he said will be a Westville Correctional Center and Charles Lennon, executive direc­ “Juggler and Scholastic cover a test run for the publication. the Renaissance Center of Elkhart tor of the Alumni Association, said lot of students’ work, but there’s even more interesting work that “It will be a modest issue with General Hospital. the award gives Herkert a forum to mimeographed and duplicated Herkert said he devoted himself make the alumni aware of the should be covered. With the new Mark Herkert pages stapled together. We want to a drug and alcohol awareness problem and challenges them to act publication, we will be able to print longer stories that the ot­ (the publication) to exist first campaign because he is a recovering encountered serious difficulties as on it. hers can’t publish because of and then develop it next year”, alcoholic. He said he felt a great an alcoholic and was almost dis­ Herkert said he has volunteered their space limitations,” said O’Rourke. need for increased drug and alcoholmissed from the University, but he to work next year in an alcohol treat­ O’Rourke said. The publication’s first issue awareness in the Notre Dame com­ went to counseling and was able to ment center sponsored by Holy will be distributed in the dorms munity and thought he could in­overcome his problems. Cross Associates in Portland, “Basically, we will show stu­ during the last week of classes, fluence people better as a student John Goldrick, Associate Vice Oregon. If he enjoys this work, he dents what some of the writing O’Rourke said. than as an authoritarian figure such President for Resident Life andsaid he plans to earn a graduate as the administration. member of the Distinguished Stu- degree in social work.

MDA Dance-a-thon Cavanaugh. Had Productions presents Town and Country April 19th Petition Barber Shop, Mishawaka 9pm -9am continued from page 1 opetn 9-6, Mon.-Sat. i. Prizes for contestants and S rsctuc attir ®ltr Mu presented to the College Board of spectators. Sign up this Regents on Friday, according to 1 w eek in dining halls April 17, 18, 19 Clark. She said she did n o t know if 8:00pm the petition will persuade the Board of Regents to divest from South Memorial Library Auditorium Africa, but added that “not saying ATTENTION-ALL anything doesn’t persuade anyone.” Donations to the Andy Sowder Fund Sister Mary Turgi, board regent will be accepted at the door and Peacemaker, will present the GRADUATING STUDENTS Presented by special arrangement with Dramatist Play Service results of the petition to the Board, Clark said. Turgi was unavailable for comment. The Peacemakers do not have a Happy 20th Birthday, * formal presentation to the Board be­ * * cause “the Board of Regents have a Pat! * very tight schedule and meetings -k (agendas) are planned far in ad­ -k vance,” Clark said. * * The petition was scheduled at this * time, Clark said, so the results would * coincide with the Board’s meeting * date. “We’re optimistic about the * + Board of Regents, ” said Presti. The Peacemakers are not calling for the board to vote on the issue un­ + til the fall. * “We need more time for research * * and we don’t want to push (the To a girl who has a grip on life and * board) into anything,” said Presti. The Peacemakers’ next step (after is loved by all o f us! * the petition calling for divestment) depends on what happens when the * ______Joanne, Lisa, Elaine, Rey * -k Board of Regents meets this week, Clark said. College President William Hickey has already presented both sides of Medium PIZZA (any topping)the divestment issue to the Board of Regents, so they should come to the with extra cheese meeting with an open mind, Hetland said. The Peacemakers will present PLUS both the student petition and the results of the faculty assembly vote to the board, Hetland said. Garlic Bread with cheese Earlier in the year, the Faculty As­ M easurem ents will be taken for sembly approved a resolution Delivery Orders Only proposing the College divest from all companies with holdings in South Africa. Caps and Gowns (plus delivery and tax) “This issue means a lot to us,” said $ 5.25 Hetland. “Peacemakers are of the belief that if we’re going to do some­ Limited Delivery Area thing, we need to do it now,” she Wednesday, April 16,1986 said. According to Hetland, the ^ Godfather* Peacemakers will continue to pressure the Board of Regents if the petition is rejected. Between 9:00-4:30 “We’ll also continue educating people on the issue until something at the is done,” she said. 5292908.31 North Clark said the student body has shown an interest in the divestment issue for some time. NOTREDAME 277-5880 “In the fall, we (Saint Mary’s) had Good for Sundays and Mondays a week of educational events for BOOKSTORE South Africa, and there was a lot of only with coupon participation. It was packed most nights, ” she said. The Observer Monday, April 14, 1986 - page 4

while the other stood at its base, Punish Rakow said. All three appeared in­ continued from page 1 toxicated. Pope makes first synagogue visit One of the officers responding to Associated Press River, spiritual center of what is 1555, Pope Paul IV ordered the sault admitted last week to their in­ the call approached and then ap­ believed to be the oldest Jewish city’s Jews confined in the ghetto, volvement in the early-morningprehended one of the students, he ROME - Pope John Paul II and community in the West, the pope which existed until 1870 and is the incident. Rakow would not namesaid. The other two then assaulted Elio Toaff, Rome’s leading rabbi pledged the Roman Catholic site of the present synagogue. the students nor would he specifythe officer and all three fled. Security embraced, read from the Psalms Church wTruW further its efforts to Saban then declared that Israel is what punishment they received. officers later found the students by and prayed together in silence Sun­remove all forms of prejudice. “central to the heart of every Jew,” Rakow said the incident began at using the car’s registration, he said. day during the first recorded visit But John Paul , did not address and expressed the hope that “any approximately 3:30 a.m. after The officer was taken to the St. by a pope to a synagogue. the thorny issue or Vatican reticence in regard to the State of Security received a report that a car Joseph’s Medical Center after the John Paul deplored what he to establish diplomatic relations Israel” will be removed. was ramming other parked cars in incident, Rakow said. He was called the “hatred and persecu­ with Israel. The pope, speaking in Italian, the D-2 parking lot, Rakow said. released later that day after being tion” of the Jews throughout the After readings in Hebrew, which said, “certainly, we cannot andEight cars were later found treated for bruises, abrasions and an centuries. were translated into Italian, should not forget that the histori­ damaged, he said. injured knee, he said. “You are our dearly beloved Giacomo Saban, the president of cal circumstances of the past were After the three students got out of Sports uriter Marty Burns con­ brothers and, in a certain way, it Rome’s Jewish community, spoke very different from those that have the car, two of them climbed a tree tributed to this report. could be said that you are our elder He said in the 16th century, laboriously matured over the cen­ brothers, ” John Paul said to copies of the Talmud, a collection turies.” Thanks to you... resounding applause from the of Jewish writings, were burned in He quoted from the Second crowd of about 1,000 people. Campo dei Fiori, a square a short Vatican Council’s revolutionary it works... M il United Vtoy Speaking in Rome’s monumental distance from the synagogue. 1965 document on non-Christian main synagogue facing the Tiber Shortly afterward, Saban said, in religions. for ALL OF US

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ROBIN SQUYRES this. They (South Bend) only have What about South Benders who a professor’s kid.” Yes, there really agrees Adam Milani. Michalak features writer two shopping malls, the movies are are also Domers? How do they feel are “real people” from South Bend. points out, “I have to go to the old, the people are boring. when their hometown is ridiculed, same bars as anyone else.” Kloc agrees with Melsa about the or even they themselves as South How many times haveyou slamm­ Downtown is stagnant, totally lax. insults that are hurled. “You com­ Milani suggested there is stuff to This place lacks what I really like to Bend natives are viciously chewed do, if you just look a little. “A lot ed South Bend’s beautiful weather, plain about the dining hall because see in a town,life,” says Glucose. on? exotic night life or cultural dif­ it’s a dining hall. People complain of people don’t know about things like the dunes at Lake Michigan. ferences? Notre Dame and South Well, Glucose may be a little harsh about South Bend because it’s the “Most of it is taken in jest,” says Bend— a match made in heave. in her criticism, but she did have thing to do.” There are also some good No? some nice things to say. “There’s Peter Melsa, a South Bend native restaurants around.” no traffic—that’s very nice.” Peter Kolettis, a Morrissey Hall resident, says he took most of the Like Glucose, everyone has at obnoxiousness during freshman some time in his Notre Dame career year. “Whenever the weather was made some snide comment concer­ bad, people would look at me, You ning the town of South Bend. The have the sh-tiest weather,’ and I typical objections involve the would say / didn’t order the weather and the social life. weather ... I would just laugh.” Concerning the social apathy, “I’m glad I only have to live here Kolettis thinks things are actually nine months out of the year,” says improving. “There are lots of Jeff Torres, a Keenan Hall resident places around—things to do. Peo­ from Hawaii. “You can’t do ple are staritng to discover other anything in this town. I go to bars, places to go. But what do you to the U P. mall, that’s about it. want? You can’t expect the same ’$*' PPH There’s nothing off campus to go number of things as in a big city.” to.” “People tend to look at South Bend as the mall and Corby’s and “Compared to home, this is not they never really see the rest of it. me,” says Andrew Ho, a junior also They don’t give it a chance,” says from Hawaii. “I think the worst Richard Michalak. thing is the weather. Also, the bars Peter Melsa Rebecca Goerner 1 he most annoying thing to many aren’t very good; they’re too crowd­ Richard Michalak South Bend students is when the ed and run-down. They need more Your “typical” Domer, Jenny and a junior in St. Ed’s Hall. criticism comes from “people from “The whole bit about South Bend cultural things to do. They also Glucose (name slightly altered for “Regardless of where they’re going Osh Kosh, Wisconsin,” as being so blah. . . . They should find need to build a beach.” the protection of those involved), to school, they’re going to make Michalak put it. something to do, not gripe,” says offers her opinions ont he bustling Obviously, South Bend will never jokes about the town. I don’t take “You get ticked off when the peo­ Gotuaco, a non-South Bender. metropolis that is Notre Dame’s get a beach. But people do realize it personally. If they come from a ple (who criticize) come from Hey, South Bend is not perfect, home. that South Bend is . . . South Bend. big town, they don’t know what smaller towns themselves,” laughs we all agree on that. But where is “The whole area can’t change for a they can do. South Bend obviouslyRebecca Goerner, a sophomore. I perfection? So have you hugged a “To sum it up in one phrase, I few people,” says Michael doesn’t compare with New York.” just ignore it. Sure, the social South Bender today? Have a think it’s terrible. Due to the lack Gotuaco, a senior in Keenan. aspect is lacking, but you get that a heart — theydo live in this, uh, con­ of social alternatives, we are left Daniel Kloc, a senior in Zahm lot of places.” servative place all the time. Go with those awful corner bars. “It’s a nice little town for the Hall says, “People ask, ‘Is your dad South Bendersknow this is not a ahead, make their day. Say When I first got here, I thought, I Midwest,” says Walter Hart, a a professor here?’ They think fast-paced town. “It’s not exactly something nice about the . . . traf­ can’t believe I’m going to places like senior in Grace Hall. everybody here from South Bend isthe most exciting town on earth,” fic, perhaps. Murphy’s Law and other rules to guide your life

THE BOOKSTORE BASKET­ BALL RULE — “No name too Kris Murphy sleazy.” Altered THE MA BELL CLAUSE - “A ringing telephone heard from down the hall will stop ringing as soon as KHADAFY S CLAUSE - a hand is placed on it.” THE ETHANOL RULE - “My “Whatever can go wrong, will “Shoot first, make inane excuses and at the worst possible moment.” Domer wears ethanol or he wears later.” Or, “Make my bay.” This is Murphy’s law. nothing at all.” THE ALL-NIGHTER LAW - My name is Murphy but I’m not NASA’S LAW — “What goes up “Never to bed, always to rise, responsible for it. In fact, I don’t must come down.” makes all Domers close their eyes.” even like this law because it’s really CAFETERIA LAW - “What is LETTERMAN‘S LAW - “Time negative. We Murphys are general­ left over must be eaten.” Or, “Eat it ly a positive bunch but there’s flies when you’re unconscious.” before it eats you.” always one loser in any group. It DIGGER S DICTUM - “Don’t THE OBSERVER EXCUSE - was probably my great-great-great- go back to Little Rock.” “Khadafy sabotaged our typeset­ grandfather because he left his PROCRASTINATOR’S LAW ter.” family in Ohio to go and fight for — “He who hesitates can think THE SAINT MARY’S the South in the Civil War, and he about it later, maybe.” STATUTE - “The road to an all­ ended up getting killed. He also THE STARSHIP AMEND­ women’s college is never long.” Or, drank a lot so he probably made MENT - “If they play ‘Sara’ one “Man cannot live on Notre Dame the story up. more time I’m sending a bomb women alone.” This, however, is neither here threat to Zip 104.” THE PARTY CLAUSE - “Ear­ nor there (nor anywhere). The real THE NOTRE DAME LAUN­ ly to bed and early to rise makes a purpose of today’s column is to DRY LAW - “Why send back two man healthy, wealthy and socially make you aware of many other socks when you can lose one?” retarded.” rules, laws and clauses that will MARTIN NULL’S LAW - THE BORDERLINE THE GQ LAW — “Great minds disproportion to the speed you be both informative and conducive “Writing about music is like danc­ ALCOHOLIC RULE - “The only dress alike.” think you’re going.” to better living. Actually, if you ing about architecture.” good beer can is an empty beer THE CEMENTHEAD CLAUSE were interested in being informed THE CHEAP BEER RULE - can.” — “Small minds have great delu­ THE ALTERED CLAUSE - or in living your life better you’d ig­“The beer that made Milwaukee THE SOUTH BEND sions.” “This column is only as good as the nore my column. But since you’refamous also makes your liver curl WEATHER RULE - “To activate THE SPEEDING STATUTE - man who writes it.” (That means here anyway, we’ll begin. up and die.” frost, wear shorts.” “The speed you’re going is in directit’s really good.) Viewpoint Monday, April 14, 1986 - page 6 Blacks in South Africa have right to democracy

Do the lines “When in the Course of human freedom charter in 1955. For over thirty years Research Association, blacks account for 72 By not actively doing something to halt the oppression of Sopth African blacks, we are events, it becomes necessary for one people they have been struggling to make it a reality. percent or all South African workers, but supporting it. Thomas More once said that to dissolve the political bands which have One difference between them and us is that receive less than 30 percent of all wages paid silence is assent. Are we assenting to the in­ connected them with another, and to assume the blacks in South Africa are even less free out. In most major industries, black wages are justices that are right now happening in that among the powers of the earth, the separate than we were. only 20 to 25 percent of all white wages. Im­ country? 1 do not think so, however, unless we and equal station to which the Laws of Nature I realize that much has been written already agine making only 20 percent of even mini­ act, our words hold no weight. As- much as and of Nature’s God entitle them ” sound in defense of the South Africans, but until mum wage, or 25 percent of $5 an hour. How both Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s claim that familiar? Have you ever read the Declaration something changes, more needs to be said. many people would accept a job for $1.25 an they wish to keep their investments to use as of Independence? In the times of the 1700s, Their freedom charter begins “We, the People hour? If someone tried to pay many of us that, leverage against the South African corpora­ when the American colonies felt oppressed by of South Africa, declare for all our country and we would fight for the rights to the money we tions, how much have they used that leverage? the English government, we felt it was not the world to know: That South Africa belongs earn. Yet, it is alright for the South African How many improvements have thus far been only our right, but our job to declare our in­ to all who live in it, black and white, arid that blacks to be paid that. It is OK for them to affected because Saint Mary’s and Notre Dame dependence from these oppressive no government can jusdy claim authority un­work on land they will never own, for are applying pressure? We need to Apply our structures. But when a long train of abuses less it is based on the will of all the people. ” someone else s profit. own pressure to Saint Mary’s and Notre Dame and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same That is asking no more than simple recogni­ I am aware that not even every job in South to take money out of these countries and put it Object evinces a design to reduce them under tion as human beings and a voice in the Bend has just wages for its workers, but at into alternate investments. Saint Mary’s absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their government. In the charter, the Congress calls least in the United States these people have a faculty has already passed a resolution to duty, to to throw off such Government ” for nine basic human rights. Among these are chance to fight for better wages. advise divestment to the Board of Regents. that “the people shall govern! ... All national “The doors of learning and of culture shall The student body likewise circulated a peti­ groups shall have equal rights! The land shall be opened!” The people are only asking that tion last week. And therefore, as a student of Heidi Cerneka be shared among those who work it! There their cultural experience be recognized and Saint Mary’s, I am hoping that we, the Saint shall be work and security! The doors of learn­ they are asking that “education (shall) be free, Mary’s and Notre Dame community join the ing and of culture shall be opened! ” compulsory, universal and equal for all “People of South Africa, black and white toget­ simply said children.” According to the Economic Notes In the United States, do we not demand that her - equals, countrymen and brothers - (in) of the Labor Research Association, education we, as citizens, have a voice in our govern­ adopting this Freedom Charter. And we (the is very limited for the Africans. White farmers And we were justified. The majority of ment? Do we not call democracy “rule by the people of South Africa) pledge ourselves to in an area have the power to decide whether people in the colonies were not in agreement people ”? Yet we do not demand them for strive together, sparing neither strength nor or not a school may exist, and even if one with the policies of the government and were citizens of other countries. The blacks have no courage, until the democratic changes set out does, often children have to be pulled out at being treated unfairly. Well, is there any dif­voice in their government. We are introduc­ here have been won.” ference between our steps for freedom and ing a double standard that what is not allowedharvest time to work. Once again, the double the steps of the black citizens of South Africa? in our country can be allowed in others. standard appears very clearly All of our Heidi Cernenka is a junior religious In fact, the Congress of the People in Klip- The South Africans call for the right to share children have compulsory education, but it is studies major at Saint Mary’s and a regular town, South Africa adopted their own the land they work. According to the Labor OK if another country does not allow this. Viewpoint columnist. BoxQ Now is time to put a stop finest hall presidents we have ever had. He Hall play to benefit was popular on campus, a dedicated band member and involved with many campus ac- Sowder scholarship tivites. He was a selfless type of guy who gave a to LaRouche ‘nonsense’ Dear Editor: lot more to his fellow students than he On February 22,1979, Cavanaugh lost a hall received. It may interest you to know that the popular issues. Fed up with Chicago’s ward What sort of political party would hold president, Andy Sowder from Idalou, Texas. Itpresent pool room and weight room in the politics, they voted against “real” Democrats. these views? Queen Elizabeth is an interna­ was the saddest experience of my tenure here dorm resulted from his intiative - 1 occasionally They voted for the NDPC s candidates be­ tional drug trafficker and is plotting the in Cavanaugh. Some of you know the story; call the weight room the Andy Sowder room cause they had nice “American ” names. destruction of the United States. most of you do not. when I am talking to men who were here then. But their views are definitely not American. “Zionists” are planning to take over the Andy went on our annual skiing trip thatAnd so we all owe a lot to this young man from Their views are twisted, inane, fanatical. world with the assistance of the KGB and February and was brought back when he took Texas. Hopefully, those voters will realize the British intelligence. Other conspiracies ill. This was on a Friday night. He was taken to In 1979, our Hall Council decided to com­ grave mistake that they made in supporting against the world involve such figures as the infirmary with what was thought to be a memorate Andy’s memory in perpetuity here the candidates of a man who is violently anti- Henry Kissinger and Walter Mondale. severe case of the flu. On Sunday, his condi­at Notre Dame with a scholarship fund. The Semitic, who claims the Nazis killed “only ” a The street executions of drug dealers will tion worsened; he had severe head and neckgoal was $10,000. We decided at that time million and a half Jews, a man who is sur­ stop the flow of drugs into our nation. pains and was rushed to St. Joseph’s Hospital that Cavanaugh and the friends and relatives rounded by armed guards, and terrorizes Jews founded the Ku Klux Klan. Adolf Hitler where tests showed he had a virulent form of of Andy would raise the money through those who speak out against him. Hope­ was a correspondent for the New York Times. spinal meningitis. By this time he was in a voluntary contributions made without fully,the voters will learn that they erred in The Holocaust was a hoax. coma from which he never recovered. His pressure or gimmicks of any kind. The interest electing candidates who publicly denounce parents arrived that day and the dorm began froma the principle would eventually be used their opponents as wimps and drug dealers Eric M. Bergamo 24 hour vigil, with the parents, in the hospital. in perpetuity to help pay the expenses of a The fact that LaRouche s candidates won in We held special liturgies in Sacred Heart student who would hopefully live in Illinois may actually be a godsend. With the Church to accommodate the large numbers Cavanaugh. The princinple would increase publicity now focused on LaRouche and his here’s to future days from all over campus who knew Andy and from year to year and so would the scholar­ fanatical brand of politics,people can be in­ who prayed for his recovery. ship. Only lunatics would hold these views. Cor­ formed about him and know what strange On Thursday of that week, Andy’s parents At present, we are just short of the $10,000 rect? views his followers hold. They can also know and I made a decision to see if he could live, goal. This is an extraordinary achievement for Wrong. not to vote for LaRouche candidates. Their without the life support systems. He couldn’t. a dorm and I am very proud of it. This money These are the political views of the National victory in Illinois may become their final Finally, his parents decided to try one morehas been accumulated in a variety of ways,for Democratic Policy Committee headed by defeat. Their crazy brand of politics is out in time. Andy died that Thursday after receivingexample, contributions from the parents and Lyndon H. LaRouche, Jr. the open for all to see. the Last Rites of the Church. Twice Sacred friends of Andy, and a collection during Lent. With the election of Mark Fairchild and Ronald Reagan unknowingly described Heart Church was packed with sympathizers In recent years, the hall has sponsored a musi­ Janice Hart, two members of the NDPC, to the LaRouche when he blasted Mum mar Khadafy. for Andy and his family. Father Hesburgh andcal and three plays which have all been very Illinois Democratic guberatorial ticket, the “He’s flaky,” said the President. With many other administrators attended the lastsuccessful. The plays have been especially nation has come face to face with the insane, LaRouche s ideas, it is no wonder that the service we had for Andy. I can never forget well done and received. The Observer last lunatic beliefs of Lyndon LaRouche. statement fits him perfectly. those sad days. A delegation of six members ofyear had almost a full page of raves about the It is time for America to stop LaRouche But this is America and our Constitution the dorm attended the funeral in Texas where play “Barefoot in the Park ” This year we are now, before his views rock the political atmo­ guarantees the right for LaRouche and his fol­ we were welcomed like members of the putting on a great play, “Arsenic and Old sphere of our nation. lowers to continue to espouse views that are family by what seemed like the entire popula­ Lace.” One can ask how Fairchild and Hart, with nonsense and gobbledygook. tion of that little Texas town. We need your assistance to go over the top such extremist views, got elected in the first And we have the right to not cast our vote Andy was a senior when he died. He wasthis year. Please support the hall play and be place? How could any intelligent voter cast his for people such as LaRouche. very talented. Offers for jobs kept coming in generous. The annual play will remain ballot for a party whose views have been months after his death and I had the sad task of Cavanaugh’s own special project. called “ultracrazy? ” Eric M. Bergamo is a sophomore govern­ responding, at the request of his parents. I can Father Matthew Miceli voters in Illinois were deceived by the ment major and a regular Viewpoint colum­ honestly say that Andy Sowder was one of the Rector, Cavanaugh Hall NDPC s disguising their extreme stances on nist. D oonesbury Garry Trudeau

WERE BACK,CAMPERS. MY PRO­ IT REMINDED ME THAT SO HERE m s , THE DE­ Quote of the day DUCER JAKE AND I MERE JUST TT'S ABOUT TIME FOR AN FINITIVE U ST OF BACK­ TALKING ABOUT THE LATEST UPDATE OF OUR RUNNING SCRATCHERS, T/LL-DtPPERS, LETS UJADE IN i ADMINISTRATION SCANDAL, THIS TALLY OF REAGAN APPOINT­ AND CONSCIENCE-CUTTERS, UP TO OUR ARM- ™ 5 ' f ONE INVOLVING CIVIL RIGHTS THE UNABRIDGED 1986 PITS, SHALL WE? SECOND EES CHARGED WITH LEGAL DELAY! "He that is without sin CHIEF CLARENCE PENDLETON. OR ETHICAL MISCONDUCT. "SLEAZE ON PARADE*! T ” / / among you, let him first cast a stone.”

John 8:7 Viewpoint Monday, April 14,1986 - page 7 Classes will suffer from checkmarking limits Perhaps my previous comments in these reconstructed: the military jargon suitable for Truth to say,like many specialists I am trapped cialized teaching faculty redundant. The Uni­ columns have misjudged the Universitys’ ad­ROTC bloodthirsty budding strategists mayby the conventions of my specialty: it wouldversity can save more money by firing most of ministrators. Just two months after I com­ not communicate meaning to droves of never occur to me, as a mere historian, to tell us. No doubt associate profs of history will be plained about 411 Dome, a gang of philosophers and microobiologists squeezed physicists to teach their respective dis­ at the head of the unemployment line. workingmen reconstructed that classroom. into a military history course. / ciplines. The assumption of pedagogical om­ Fourth, liquidation of most of the teaching Within a week after I complained about the But I am now learning to trust my leaders. niscience by the denizens of the Dome canfaculty will permit wholesale conversion of stuttering lights in 106 Cushing, somebody The repairs in 411 and 106 testify that they mean only one thing: that this Universityfaculty offices and classrooms into ad­ fixed them all, only two years after I filed myhave more foresight than I do. For example, at Renaissance administrators now know, better ministrative cubbyholes and social space. The first request that they be repaired. Had I been first I worried that open enrollments would that the University’s entire collective as­ perpetual floating ongoing constitutional con­ just a bit more patient, my every wish would make a shambles of courses in which I make sembly of overspecialized PhDs, how best to ventions of Student Governement can have been fulfilled.______extensive use blackboards. I use blackboards a teach everything. By opening historians’ semi­deliberate more comfortably by occupying lot, to describe such things as the moving nars to non-historians, the Administration the vacated Faculty Senate chamber. boundaries of the Louisiana Purchase or merely challenges narrowminded historians Fifth, the University can concentrate ex­ Fr. Robert Kerby General Twigg’s flanking maneuver at Cerro to redefine historical scholarship. By making clusively upoin chairing proven Nobel Gordo. I fill the blackboards up. The black­ history lecture courses so big that it becomes prizewinners, funded by generous guest column board in 106 Cushing measures 42 inches by impossible to correct essays, the Dome just philanthropists. The chaired Nobel prizewin­ 340 inches, and I still fill it up. My scribblings teaches us that all human affairs may be ners, no longer distracted by students, can A letter mailed by the Registrar on 10 are barely visible from the sixth row of stu­ reduced to true-false answers. By telling his­devote 64 hours a day, 11- days a week, to February did, however, test my new founddent chairs, the rear row in the room. Hence I torians that words alone can convey all his­polishing the University’s image by doing real geniality. The letter advised departmentalcheckmark courses taught there so that no torical realities, the Administration informs heavy research. Elimination of teachers will, chairman that because the “Provost’s Ad­ students will have to go through life without historians that time and space and details andof course, automatically zap the troublesome visory Committee (which includes that knowing where Nebraska is, or without particulars are no longer historically lingering theoretical distinction between academic deans) would like to reduce the knowing how a certain goat trail curled relevant. What the new policy must convey faculty who teach and faculty who do number of checkmark courses to a mini­ around Santa Anna’s battle line. The to other, more sophisticated disciplines just respctable things, a consummation devoutly mum,” the Registrar “will only retain check- Registrar’s announcement filled me with fear boggles the mind. to be wished by all, no doubt. marking for multisection courses. that hundreds of students might cram into Still, I no longer despair. Given the rate at Sixth, since administrators will no longer Registration for all others courses will follow such a course,perforce makieg it impossible to which administrators have been reproducing have to waste time scheduling classes and the University priority system.” explain Nebraska or Cerro Gordo as anything lately, the new policy can only mean that thecounting credits and doing other student Upon first seeing a bootleg copy of the let­ but abstract concepts, disincarnated Platonic Administration has mutated a new species of oriented stuff, the Administration can devote ter smuggled to me from another deparmtnet, ideals like the Good, the Bad and the Ugly. MyUniversity administrators, superior homo saps all its time to scrounging grants for the my initial reaction was one of dismay.fear was multiplied when a friend who knows who truly do know everything about everyth­chaired Nobel prizewinners and inviting Granted, checkmarking is inconvenient for a fellow named Isaac Newton explained that ing. They can, therefore, define the pedagogi­rich contributors to give speeches at gradua­ many students. Granted, there is much to bedoubling the distance of the last row of stu­ cal parameters for every course in every field, tion ceremonies. These tasks will, of course, said for the Provost’s Committee’s objective. dents would necessitate quadrupling the area without asking the profs who teach. That’s necessitate hiring and titling a lot more ad­ Yet my dismay was nonetheless profoundof the blackboard. Off hand, I cannot think of really wonderful. ministrators, another consummation upon discovering that nobody whom I have any blackboards on campus measuring 7 feet Consider the possibilities. devoutly to be wished, surely. yet asked knows what the University priorityby 56.6 feet. First, since only the new species of ad­ And so forth. I hesitate to say more, because system is. But, as I say, I doubtless underestimate me ministrators know everything, soon only theythe vision of a benighted homo sap still wal­ All kinds of problems occurred to me. Teac­ leaders. The decision to open my courses to will teach. Classes will soon consist of a daily lowing in the mundane cannot possibly en­ hers teaching seminars for history majors random enrollment must involve a commit­ convocation of the entire student body in thecompass the unbounded perspective enjoyed assume that the students already know the dif­ment by the Registrar to build new classrooms ACC, at which one administrator, with or wit­ only by the administrators viewing the future ference between President James K. Polk and to accommodate all the students. If I can teach hout a very big blackboard, will expound on from the Dome. This must be true, because a Shang Dynasty bronze pot; but if the80 students with the blackboards I now have, I Life, the Universe and Everything. administrators who know everything never registrar now proposes to stuff poets, geology shall be given blackboards 7 by 57 feet big to Second, if the daily convocations arebother to ask teacher’ opinions about anyth­ majors, accountants and sculptors into his­ teach 160. If 320 students enroll, I shall be scheduled at lunch and dinnertime, the Uni­ing. If they did, teachers would not have to tory’s seminars for majors, perhaps we teac­ granted a classroom with blackboards 14 feet versity can save money by shutting down theplumb the Dome’s mind about pedagogical hers will have to rewrite our notes and spend hish and about 20 feet longer than a basketball dining halls, which will also reduce the com­ policies by hijacking bootleg copies of policy ten or fifteen precious class minutes explain­ court. The promise embodied in the plaints about the quality of dining hall statements from alien departments. ing a few historical-type fundamentals. Registrar’s new policy is stunning indeed. cooking. Father Kerby is a professor in the depart­ Lecture courses designed for specific con­ Yet perhaps I still underestimate the Third, the omniscient administrators’ onement of history at Notre Dame. stituencies may likewise have to be ramifications of the Dome’s brilliant vision. big course will make the most of the overspe­

hological Association removed it from the list operating budget through the phone-a-thon. tion for the Women’s Care Center at the Notre Discrimination wrong of psychiatric illnesses, stating: This year, over 7,000 potential donors were Dame dorm masses and in Sacred Heart “Homosexualtiy...is a sexual variation well called. During the two-and- a half weeks of Church. The Center received $1,746 through within tthe normal range of psychological calling, a total of $25,527 was pledged. this offering. Father Hesburgh also gave a no matter who is target donation. These donations are a sacrifice for functioning” As the phone-a-thon coordinator I’d like to thank everyone who gave to the phone-a- many. Dear Editor: Finally, the Catholic Church does not con­ thon. Special thanks are due to the Develop­ In sum, The Women’s Care Center sider homosexual orientation immoral. Only ment Office at Notre Dame for donating the succeeded in raising $27,273. These funds I never thought I would find myself speak­homosexual acts (there is a difference) are use of its offices and phones, and to Dr.will allows us to continue to serve hundreds ing as an advocate for gay rights. However, dis­considered immoral, because they “lack an es­ Hickey and the St. Mary’s Duplicating Depart­of women and girls who often find themselves crimination should be condemned no mattersential and indispensable finality,” i.e.ment for printing all of the brochures and en­in desperate situations, in need of respect, what group it is directed toward 1 was procreation. velopes needed free of charge. These gifts love, and support. The Women’s Care Center shocked to read the close minded editorial in If our student representatives have any kind saved the Center several thousand dollars. also speaks for the unborn by talking to the April 4 issue of The Observer. It is of leadership abiltiy, they will continue to Can you imagine calling 7,000 people? It women and men about the serious conse­ ridiculous to think that the student govern­ oppose discrimination on the basis of sex, would have been impossible without the ef­ quences of abortion they may not have con­ ment’s attempt to discourage discrimination creed, race, national origin, age, disability, andforts of the Notre Dame/Saint Mary’s Right sidered themselves. We reach these people in its constitution could be seen as transform­sexual orientation. It will truly show them as To-Life under the capable leadership of Terrywith your help! God blessed the Women’s ing that constitution into “an obscene rag.” informed and intelligent representatives of Donovan and Bill Ryder Right To LifeCare Center with the very generation donors Discrimination is wrong. Over the past the Notre Dame student body as a whole. provided most of the 150 students. Each stu­and volunteers. Again, thank you. years, this has been realized in regard to sex, dent spent several hours soliciting pledges. Michael Miller religion, and race It apparently has not been Mark Rabogliatti These students took valuable time from Phone-a-thon Coordinator recognized in regard to sexual orientation. Dillon Hall studies to help a worthy cause. Callers came Women’s Care Center Discrimination in this case is even more inex­ from every dorm, but several dorms deserve cusable, because sexual preference is a per­ special attention for providing the greatest sonal and private matter. As long as that Phone-a-thon aids number of callers: Alumni, Flanner, Fisher, preference does not interfere with an in­ Pasquerill? West, and Keenan. Dillon Hall, in Viewpoint dividual’s ability to perform his or her job, it is Women’s Care Center addition to calling, provided 25 people who as irrelevant as one’s skin color. Dear Editor: spent many hours preparing donor informa­ The equation of “sexual orientation” The Women’s Care Center 1986 phone-a- tion. Thanks to Andre Hutchinson for organiz­ P.O. Box Q with “homosexual perversion” was laughable. thon is complete. For those who may not ing the Dillon group. Another thirty students First, the context in which “sexual orienta­ know of the Center, it is a pro-life pregnancy spent time stuffing and labeling envelopes Notre Dame, IN tion” was used meant heterosexuality as well help center in South Bend which was started prior to the phone-a-thon. To all who called, as homosexualtiy. Secondly, homosexualtiyby members of Notre Dame/Saint Mary’s stuffed and helped prepare lists: thank you. has not been considered a “sexual perver­ Right To Life just two years ago. Each year the In conjunction with the phone-a-thon, Uni­ 46556 sion” since 1973, when the American Psyc­ Women’s Care Center raises half its annual versity Ministries organized a second collec­

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Tripp Baltz G raphic Arts Manager...... Mark Weimholt the Editorial Board. Commentaries, letters and the Inside Column present the views of New s E d ito r...... Mark Pankowski their authors. Column space is available to all members of the community and the free expression of varying opinions on campus, through letters, is encouraged. Founded November 3,1966 The Observer Monday, April 14,1986 - page 8 Nicklaus wins 6th Masters title Sports Briefs Associated Press performers in the game today. Great White Shark needed only a That he won it on the strength of a par on the 18th to tie and force a AUGUSTA, Ga. - Jack Nicklaus, in last-hole bogey by the hawk-faced playoff. A birdie would win it. The Notre Dame baseball teamdroPPed perhaps the finest hour of a career Australian Greg Norman detracted But, with Nicklaus and his caddy three games at Xavier this weekend. On Saturday, the Irish split a unmatched in golf history, bargednot at all from the drama of the son Jack Jr watching, Norman doubleheader with the Musketeers, losing the opener, 15-3, and out of an international pack yester­tournament nor the magnitude of pushed his second shot into the winning the nightcap, 7-5. Yesterday the Irish lost twice by scores of day to score his sixth Masters vic­ his accomplishment. gallery. His sun bleached head 7-5 and 5-2 and are now 15-15(1-3 in the MCC North Division) on tory in the 50th renewal of the Norman, playing well behindbowed in self-inflicted misery. the season. - The Observer revered tournament. Nicklaus on a sunny, hot spring day, Norman pitched down the slope The legendary Golden Bear, at 46 was the last man to challenge. to 18-20 feet, then missed the par a frustrated non-winner for two III The National L e a g u e yesterday, Pittsburgh He came surging up those final, putt and Nicklaus was a winner again seasons, turned back the clock with blanked Chicago, 8-0; Montreal edged St. Louis, 3-2; Philadelphia hilly holes on a string of four con­ in one of the greatest golf tourna­ a 7-under-par 65, including a thun­ downed New York, 4-2; Atlanta downed Houston, 8-7; Los Angeles secutive birdies that began on the ments of all time. dering 30 over the back nine at the squeaked past San Francisco, 3-2; and San Diego slid by Cincinnati, 14th. When Norman dropped a putt Norman had a closing 70 for a 280 7-6. -AP Augusta National Golf Club course. of about 15 feet on the 17th - with total. He did it the hard way. Nicklaus’ round long finished and He was tied at that figure, a single In one of the most dramatic his 72-hole total of 279 on the board stroke back, with Tom Kite, the In the American League yesterday, New York tournaments in the history of this an­- Norman had achieved a tie for the gutsy little man who has played so beat Milwaukee, 3-2; Cleveland downed Detroit, 8-2; Seattle cient game, he had to play his waylead at nine under par. well so often on Augusta’s flowered knocked off Minnesota, 4-2; Boston blasted Chicago, 12-2; Kansas past eight of the most accomplished The powerful man known as “The hills yet always has come up empty. City beat Toronto, 7-4; Baltimore edged Texas, 3-2 and Oakland out­ lasted California, 11-7. -AP for their game. The Pride is Back In today’s action, one of the top eventually figured out the fact that seeded teams, Lee’s BBQ, will face 5 Bookstore We Want To Play The Admission Guys That Smell the Glove at 6:15 on In tile NHL play offs, Philadelphia swamped the continued from page 12 Staff was not going to show up and Lyon’s Court 11. Also, Captain Kirk New York Rangers, 7-1, and Minnesota beat St. Louis, 7-4. Both of the declared themselves the winners. beams down again to face 4 People shots, making five. The strategy paid best-of-five divisional semifinals are tied at two games apiece.-AP The hot shooter of the weekend And A Short Fat Guy on Lyon’s Court off, what a shooting percentage!! played for Dashingly Suave and Dis­12 at 6:15. On the North Quad, Mr. Zero was a very popular number arm! ngly Charming. Mark Erpelding Coffey and the Non-Dairy Creamers A Bengal Bouts Banquetw ii be held Thursday, for P C Labs Play Bookstore Again. shot 1-for-38 from the field. He must April 17, at St. Hedwigs Church. Semi-formal attire is requested. For The team went 0-for-6. As a result, have been more interested in com­ will face Dave’s Heavy Towing on more information call Kevin O’Shea at 283-3182 or Tom Newell at they had 0 points and a shootingbing his hair so he could live up to Stepan Court 2 at 6:15. On Stepan 283-4115 - The Observer percentage of 0. They lost 21 to 0 his team’s name. But a brillant shoot­ Court 6 at 4:00, 4 Fags and a and have 0 confidence in their bas­ing performance by John CovenyZahmbie meet We’re Not Going To ketball playing ability. It must have lead Dashingly Suave and Disarm Make It Past The 1st Round So Why Any SMC varsity athlete interested in applying for been a liin tournament for them. ingly Charming to an eventual vic­ Think Up a Clever Name, obviously a president of the Student Athletic Council may pick up an application We Want To Play The Admission tory. Coveny shot 7-of-32 from the team with tremendous potential. form at Angela Athletic Facility. The deadline for returning forms is Staff must have been out to lunch be­ field. Who were they playing. LittleThe second Round is underway, Wednesday., April 16.The - Observer cause they never even showed up Sisters of the Poor? beam me down Scotty.

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propriate for a team that has been crown, but 162 games will catch up down longer than Bob Euker, but to them and leave owner Gene Autry AL West they may be the ones laughing comesinging “Back in the Cellar Again ” ------continued from page 12 October. The Chicago White Sox, The crafty Bert Blyleven bringsdadgum, have a new general the starting horses because his relief his looping mustasche and curveball manager, pards, named Hawk Har- corps, with the exception of Dan to join Frank Viola as pitchers for a relson, who wears elephant skin Quisenberry, often breaks down. team with the exciting Kirby Puck­ boots and trades cool talk with the But KC seems to have it all - proven ett, the dependable Tom Brunansky,chic disco crowd. Unfortunately for starters, the Quiz, the best top of the and the frightening Kent Hrbek. Sox fans, of which I am an avid mem­ order in the division ( Willie Wilson, These players could become the ber, Harrelson will also trade Tom Lonnie Smith), and a strong defensemost troublesome quintet to hit the Seaver, maybe Carlton Fisk, and up the middle with Gold-Glover Homerdome since Arkansas-Little probably skipper Tony LaRussa for Frank White at second. Rock. Dick Williams before the season’s Picking the rest of the West is like South of the Border Disorder half done. figuring who George Steinbrenner won’t be enough for the Oakland The Texas Rangers are young will pick to replace manager Lou A’s, as Jose Rijo, Steve Ontiveros, and rebuilding. Sound familiar? Piniella in June. If KC endures a Alfredo Griffin, Jose Canseco, andRanger fans heard the same tune last monumental collapse, look for the the mercurial Joaquin Andujar will year but they’ll have to listen to the Seattle Mariners or the Minnesota fall shy of predicted greatness. An­encore in ’86. Even USA For Africa Twins to emerge as champions. dujar will strike out at more umpires couln’t help this club. Although Seattle still draws and slow-reacting hitters than Dave chuckles from many fans who recall WTiiffkingman will strike out period. Whoever does win the West, their inept past, this club has quietly The California Angels would though, will lose to the Boston Red built up a solid young team with hit­ win this division if the season endedSox or the New York Yankees, ters like Alvin Davis, Jim Presley, and around the middle of July. Unfor­depending on who lands Tom Phil Bradley. Mike Moore (17-10, tunately, most of the Angels playersSeaver from Chicago. The New York 3.46 ERA), Mark Langston, and Matt are in the August of their careers, Mets, however, will be just Gooden Young have shown considerable witness Don Sutton, John Can­ enough to overtake the Cincinnati WFW£SS IS,.. potential as starters. Seattle’s delaria, Reggie, et al. The Angels Reds and then the AL finalist for the colors are black and blue - ap­ probably have the hurlers to take the ultimate champagne shampoo.

Valenzuela ( 17-10, 2.45 ERA), might Rick Mahler (17-15) accounted for the helm from Dick Williams and hitter and a pitching staff that is be the best in baseball. But the one-fourth of the team’s wins last finds himself with an aging infield mediocre at best will keep the NL West Dodgers are no longer the best in year and reliever Bruce Sutter saved and an average pitching staff. TonyAstros in fifth. continued from page 12 the west. The loss of Pedro Guerrero only 23 games after recording 45 Gwynn will shine in right field, but The San Francisco Giants are But the Los Angeles Dodgers for at least three months to a knee saves for St. Louis in 1984. Even Dale you can count the Padres out of looking for a miracle. They won’t get will be heard from before they fall in injury, along with the worst defenseMurphy’s bat won’t save the Braves post-season play this year. one. What they will get is another a close race. Mike Marshall ( 28 HRs, in baseball, will leave Lasorda in 1986. The Houston Astros and new 100-loss season. 95 RBIs in 1985) and Greg Brock empty-handed come October. Two seasons ago, the San D iego manager Hal Lanier have a quick In the N.L. East, look for Dwight ( 21 HRs, 66 RBIs) are power hitters The Atlanta Braves must im­ Padres earned a spot in the World team. But, unfortunately for Astros Gooden and the Mets to outlast a who continue to improve and the prove their pitching staff if they Series. Those days are gone. Former fans, you need pow er to win in thelate-season charge from the Chicago pitching staff, led by Fernandohope to finish any higher than third.Oakland manager Steve Boros takes big leagues. The absence of a power Cubs. The Oakland A’s will come from behind in the second half of the season to take the A L. West title SUMMER STORAGE SPACE Learn the facts How you live from Kansas City, while Toronto has Special discount for MD/SMG students about cancer. may save your life. all the tools to survive the talented (5x10 spaces and larger) A L. East. Look for the Blue Jays to edge out CALL 2S9-033S to M S11V * SFAG1 the Mets and take the 1986 World SELF LOCK STORAGE OF MCKIHLBY Series trophy to Canada. 816 East Me Kinley Summer Mishawaka AL East Security Patrol Checks continued from page 12 STORAGE Walt Terrell ( 15-10), and an excel­ lent closer in Willie Hernandez (31 RESERVATION saves, 2.70 ERA). But if they can’t catch the ball, the Tigers won’t catch the Yankees. When last we left the Toronto CALL NOW 683-1959 Blue Jays,they had just finished one of the greatest folds since origami in •VERY CLOSE TO CAMPUS blowing a 3-1 lead in the AL cham­ pionship series to the Kansas City •APPROX IVi MILES NORTH US 31-33 Royals. They have the talent in Jesse Barfield (.289, 27, 84), Lloyd •GATES OPEN ALL DAY SUNDAY Moseby (.259, 18, 70), George Bell (.275, 28, 95) and Willie Upshaw (.275, 15, 65), but no leader. The SEXUALITY: Master Mini Warehouses Jays also have solid pitching in Dave DON’T KEEP IT P.O. BOX 100 NILES. MICHIGAN 49120 Steib (14-13, 2.43 ERA) Jimmy Key L. “BEST LITTLE STORE HOUSE IN MICHIANA”^ ( 14-6) and Doyl Alexander (17-10). IN THE BAG But without anyone take take charge of this talent, the Jays will finish RESPONSIBLE DECISION MAKING AND SEXUALITY third. (Values, ethics, relationships and the church) ReDV The Boston Red Sox could be a Tuesday. April 15 7:00 p.m. dark horse in the AL East this season. Beggar Parlor They have the power in Jim Rice Louise Pare Director of Religious Education Institute STILL! (.291, 27, 103), Tony Armas (265, Diocese of Ft. Wayne/South Bend 23, 64) Wade Boggs ( 368, 8, 78), andknow and recently acquired Don Baylor ( 231, 23, 91), whose numbers MEN that I am should rise in cosy Fenway Park. But, EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED God as always with the Bosox, pitching is • TO KNOW a question mark. The Sox will need a (How they think, what they feel, what they want.) better year from Dennis ‘Oil Can Wednesday. April 23 7:00 p.m. Bo yd (15-13) and a good recovery Bagger Parlor from Roger Clemens (7-5 before un­ Tom Stella and Fritz Pfotenhauer dergoing surgery) if thye are to be Saint Mary’s Campus Minister retreat taken seriously as contenders. Pastor of Bill Top Lutheran Church Never count Earl Weaver out, but IS TH€R€ LIF€ AFTER COMMFNCFMgOT?" you can count on theBaltimore WOMEN directed by O rioles to finish fifth this year. With ROLES. CONFLICTS. AND RELATING TO MEN a disrupted pitching staff, Earl will (Self awareness, self esteem, Mrs. degree...) Mary Ann Roemer. JoGiarrante.osf, Cate O'Hare___ need more than Eddie Murray (.297, Tuesday. April 29 7:00 p.m. when 31, 124) and Cal ripken (.282, 26, Beggar Parlor 110) in order to make a run at the Cathy Bale and Penny Jameson ______APRIL 18-20______pennant this year. Faculty Psychology Department where Good news for theCleveland In­ dians. they won’t finish last this

BY THE SEXUALITY EDUCATION c Rome's House-mi. year. They have some good talent in SPONSORED COUNCIL contact S u B Julio Franco and Brett Butler, and UfUVeRSITY MIQISTRV should finish ahead of the sitDvup deadline Milwaukee Brewers. This team got old quickly after the 1982 season. APRIL 14,1986 In other divisions, I like the Mets, the Royals ( by default) and the Reds. a n a uMRsirym i m s i k / Finally, New York will have its sub­ way series which the Yankees should win in six. The Observer Monday, April 14, 1986 - page 10 Irish lacrosse wins weekend pair By PETE SKIKO Doug Spencer. (Sophomore goalie) This Tuesday, the Irish travel to Tom Fredericks had nine saves for us Sports Writer Lake Forest in hopes of picking up and played well.” win number six. O’Leary wants and The Notre Dame lacrosse team A tenacious Kenyon team gave the expects a tough game. raised its record to 5-2 after defeat­ Irish all they could handle on Satur­ “Lake Forest played extremely ing Ohio schools Mount Union andday, never falling behind by morewell at the end of last season,” said Kenyon impressively over the than three goals until late in the O ’Leary. “They had a few upsets and weekend. Irish head coach Rich game. have some good people back. Hope­ O’Leary saw his squad dominate an “It was one of those games,” com­ fully, we’ll have (sophom ore) John outmanned Mount Union team by amented O’Leary, “that we McNicholas and (freshman) Dave score of 17-6 and then beat Kenyon, dominated in almost every area butKidder back from injuries on Tues­ 11-7. couldn’t put away. They (Kenyon)day and we can continue to play well In Friday’s Mount Union contest,refused to get down after we scored, as a team.” Notre Dame started strong to build and they kept coming at us. I’ve got up an 11-2 lead at halftime and never to give credit to our defense. (Senior “Our game of the year will have to looked back. A balanced scoring at­ co-captain) Mike Rice and (junior) be on Saturday, though,” O’Leary tack, in which eleven of the Irish Wally Stack played great games, as continued. Next Saturday, Midwest found the net, was led by senior Joedid (goalie) Matt McQuillan, who Lacrosse Association foe Denison Franklin’s three goals and two assists had fifteen saves.” invades Alumni Field for a 1:30 and senior Tim Corrigan’s three The game’s offensive star was, battle. “It’s always tough when we tallies. Dave O’Neill, Tony Rettino predictably, the prolific Joe play Denison. They killed us at their and John Burtis each scored twice Franklin. Franklin, second on the all- place last year, and we’d like to for the Irish, and senior co-captain time Notre Dame scoring list with return the favor. They are an ex­ Golfer Jack Nicklaus, shoum here chipping a shot in a practice Tom Grote scored a goal while set­ 105 goals, had five against Kenyon. tremely well-coached team and round earlier in the week at the Masters Tournament, came from ting up three others. Grote added two goals and two as­every year they’ve got super talent behind yesterday to claim a stunning sixth Masters victory. Nick­ O’Leary was happy to be given a sists, while junior Jim Shields scored and depth. We will have to play our laus, 46, stroked a seven-under-par 65 to pull off the triumph. chance to empty his bench in the twice as well. very best to beat them.” Details can be found on page 8. game, and many talented non­A key to the game, noted O’Leary, As usual, the Notre Dame-Denison starters contributed to the win. was the tremendous play of the Irish game will play a large part in deter­ “We played a lot of people,” said face-off specialists, Tony Rettino andmining the champion of the Mid­ the sixth year head coach, “and onArt Brady, who won a total of 18 out west Lacrosse Association, and the whole I felt everyone showed of 21 face-offs. Brady, a sophomore, O’Leary encourages lacrosse fans to N otre D am e A ven u e very well, especially (freshmen also scored his first goal of the year support their varsity team on Satur­ defense men) Brendan Cahill andin the contest. day. A partm ents come to Jama NOW RENTING NL East Completely furnished, balconies, laundry, continued from page 12 JIMMY CLIFF and off-street parking. The Chicago Cubs need to have On site management & maintenence, their 1984 rotation of Cy Young in the classic film winner Rick Sutcliffe, Dennis Eck- all deluxe features ersley, Scott Sanderson, and Steve Trout that combined for a 47-21 ASK ABOUT OUR SPECIAL SUMMER RATES record. If they can mend ailing arms, (good deals for Summer Session) they will need previously lacking middle relief from the likes of Jay Office st 820 ND Ave Bailer (3.46) and George Frazier 234-6647 /256-5716 (6.39) to rival the Mets. Call Anytime The Cubs will score runs behind the lead of Ryne Sandberg ( 305, 26 homers, 83 RBI, 54 steals) and Leon Durham (.282), despite Ron Cey's decline in production which may lead to Keith Moreland switching to EUROPE iiSSPac&Ship third. The Montreal Expos will turn Packaging & U.P.S. 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The Phils need Schmidt to avoid an early slump that he had last year aouafuaauoojttoii jo/sndtuoou o p a jn o o j ‘spnpoid jqeq |{e)ai |oaui\ ||nj e aaeq os|8 a/n despite winding up with 33 homers and 93 RBI. •spaau aava iioq unofi //»fo auvo aqnj sn ia*j With John Denny’s departure, the staff is made of Kevin Gross (15-13), lefty Shane Rawley (13-8, 3 31), and Charlie Hudson. Steve Carlton’s arm is still a question mark, while reliever Tom Hume should add ex­ perience. It could all amount to a sjeuMOj auieQ a q o ^ A je ^ }are$ Suiuioadn asoq$ j o j long year. What can be said about last year’s ysaq jno/ij j o o j no/i aqeui s ) s i | / i } s j a $ s e u i j n o $ a q worst major league team with 104 losses, the Pittsburgh Pirates? This year can only be better. Golden sxsnvioads SNiiino u iv h Glove catcher Tony Pena and second baseman Johnny Ray are the only veterans as young players battle H3J.N3D X3SINO 3DIAH3S lID d for six positions. 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If interested, contact the SAB office at 239-7757. Sports Monday, April 14,1986 - page 12 Round 2 begins today after weekend respite By MICHAEL KEEGAN 18 from the field, while Dave Sport’s Writer Flanagan and Captain Flo Weigand, in a combined effort, shot O-of-10 to So far, this year’s Bookstore Bas­ lead Panic State. ketball has had a gorilla, Captain Also on Friday, Leone’s Stallions Kirk, five men modeling the new defeated Content’s Under Pressure spring body paint suits, violin21 to 5 on Stepan Court 2. The hot playing sympathizers playing “My heart bleeds for the losers” and the antics of Switek and Montanaro. Bookstore What else could you ask for in a tournament? How about another Basketball round? O.K. you got it!!! Today starts XV the second round of the Bookstore Basketball Tournament. It should be highlighted by stronger play and theshooting Bill Sullivan, who made 8- same intensity that was present inof-9 shots, guaranteed victory for the preliminary round and firstthe Stallions. Something must be round. said for the hot shooting of Con­ Friday’s action saw impressive tent’s Under Pressure. C U P shot victories by two of the top seeded 62.5 percent from the field. To keep teams. On Bookstore Court 10, Port- their shooting percentage at a high Senior tailback Hiawatha Francisco follows the scrimmage at Notre Dame Stadium. Marty Bums A Pit led by Joseph Price pressed the level, they decided to take only eight button on Panic State and defeated block of guard Tom Freeman to gain a few of the 53 details the scrimmage in his story below, see BOOKSTORE, page 8 yards he rushed for in Friday afternoon’s them 21-9. Joseph Price went 9 of Offense, defense hit highs and lows in 3rd spring scrimmage By MARTY BURNS relative ease with which the offense who took a flare pass from quarter­ that certainly has responded to ad­defensively but we have to eliminate Assistant Sports Editor moved the ball downfield. Runningback Terry Andrysiak and followed versitya this spring is the defensive the long-yardage plays,” noted out of the usual variety of forma­ ringing block by tight end Andyline. While Holtz has made the con­ Holtz. “I thought Figaro and Kleine Spring football is one time when it tions, the offensive line opened Heck to race down the left sideline struction of an attacking line his really stood out on defense today, really doesn’t matter if you won orholes despite the fact that several before being pulled down just shy ofmain priority this spring, he has had though ” lost, only how you played the game.players there were suffering minor the goal line. to rely on several players to step into One thing which Friday’s wide- Friday afternoon’s third springaches and pains. “The offense showed vast im- new positions to bolster the depth. open scrimmage accomplished was football scrimmage in Notre Dame Mainstay Wally Kleine, though, has to give the Irish coaches a chance to Stadium was proof enough, as new Fhe problems for the offense been the most impressive. While of­ see the main quarterback candidates Irish head coach Lou Holtz saw both came instead from silly penalties and Spring ficial sack statistics were not kept, in operation. While Holtz has positive and negative signs from an drive-killing fumbles. All in all, four Football Kleine was in on several tackles for promised to give an evaluation of offense that moved the ball ef­ separate drives ended prematurely considerable losses. the contenders this week, junior fectively and from a defense that hitby fumbles, and there were six over­ '8 6 Although Kleine’s fine play up signal caller Steve Beuerlein and hard and made the most of its oppor­all, including one on a lengthy punt front and Cedric Figaro’s work sophomore Terry Andrysiak both tunities. return by Troy Wilson who lost the provement in timing but the outside at linebacker led the Irish led units to two touchdowns apiece ball after being tripped up by punter penalties and fumbles will have to be defense in holding down the of­On the day, Beuerlein was 8-of-14 “We’ll never know who won this Dan Sorenson. corrected, ” said Holtz. “The hitting fensive attack, the unit collectively for 160 yards, while Andrysiak was one, and it’s better that way,” said Penalties, meanwhile, stalled overall was good but some people gave up an occasional big play. This four of five for 36 yards. Holtz. “We got a good look today, several other drives as untimely of­ were playing in positions for the first problem was seen as well in last In addition, freshman Steve Belles though, and I think we’re learning fside calls and clipping infractionstime. This group has really played inweekend’s scrimmage, and is one (two-of-three, 41 yards) continued something. I’ve been pleased with kept the referees’ whistles busy. One a lot of pain, and today the guysHoltz emphasized would necessitate to impress observers while sop­ the progress.” such call ruined a sensational 60- sucked it up and gave it their all.” more concentration. homore Tom Byrne took snaps in a Holtz had to be pleased with the yard scamper by flanker Tim Brown, One area on the defensive side “1 think we’ve gotten better couple of sets. Observer sports staff predicts 86 baseball season AL East AL West NL East NL West This is without a doubt the toughest divi­ In the AL’s mild, mild West, every gambler No National League team has repeated as The National League West. Home of the Los sion in baseball. Five teams could legitimately knows you shouldn’t count your money whendivision champion since 1978, and this yearAngeles Dodgers, the perennial pre-season challenge for the divisonal crown. But I like you’re still sittin’ at the table. will be no exception as the New York Mets favorite. Dodger manager Tom Lasorda has the New York Yankees, to take the title. The Well, the Kansas City Royals are still will win a three horse, closely contended raceskippered the club to four division titles in his Yankees are the premier offensive machine in counting their money from knocking down St.among the rest of the N.L. East pack. nine years. But this season, a new kid on the the majors (they led the majors with 839 Louis’ house of Cards in last year’s World block could be painting the division red. runs), thanks to the likes of AL MVP Don Mat­ Series. And if the Royals play their stacked Pitching is the crucial variable in the long The Cincinnati Reds were turned around tingly (.324, 35 HR’s, 145 RBI’s), Dave Win­ hand right this year, they should be able torun, andthe Mets have the most dominating last year by Pete Rose, and look to continue field (.275, 26, 114) and Rickey Henderson count on another division championship andace in baseball in Cy Young Award winnertheir assault on Dodger dominance in 1986. ( 314, 24, 72, 80 stolen bases). The the big payoff that goes with it. Dwight Gooden (1.53 ERA, 24-4). Ron Dar­ Yankees, though, may be suspect in their In fact, KC looks so good on paper this year ling (2.90 ERA, 16-6), lefthanders Sid Fernan­ The 45-year old Rose, in his first full season pitching staff. After Ron Guidry (22-6, 3.27 that the biggest Royal pain they will face is the dez and Bob Ojeda who will cut down theas Reds manager, turned a team that lost 92 Dennis Marty Mike Marty Corrigan Burns Szymanski Strasen

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ERA, 143 K’s), the Yankees will have to simple odds of winning a division three Cards’ speed, and many long relievers couldgames in 1984 into a team that pulled to wit­ depend on 41 year-old Joe Neikro (9-12 withstraight times. Only the Edmonton Oilers comprise an overwhelming rotation. hin 4 1/2 games of Los Angeles with two Houston and New York), rookie Bob seem capable of doing that in the world of The Mets are not short on scoring potential weeks left in the 1985 campaign. Some key Tewksbury, and still unproven Ed Whitsonsports today. with Darryl Strawberry (.277, 29 homers), additions to a talented pitching staff will put and Dennis Rasmussen. But the Yankees could Yet despite the historical odds against anot­ eight-time Golden Glover Keith Hernandez Rose and Cincinnati over the top in the west. always move Dave Righetti, thier ace reliever, her Royal flush, KC s pitching and defense( 309, 91 RBI), and catcher Gary Carter (.281, John Denny, the Cy Young Award winner in back into the starting rotation if things get should make most AL hitters look like jokers. 32 homers, 100 RBI) in the line-up. 1983, and Bill Gullickson, formerly of the bad. This trick will be even more impressive be­ The St. Louis Cardinals will shore up Montreal Expos, will join fireballer Mario Soto Look for the Detroit Tigers to recover cause last year’s ace, Bret Saberhagen, has to pitching weakness with 1985 s best defensive and Tom Browning, the first rookie in 31 years from a disappointing ’85 season and give theshow a decline in the 20-6' 2.87 ERA he pulled and batting team. Strong-armed catcher Mike to win 20 games, in the starting rotation. Yankees a run for the divison title. If the Tigers off in ’85. Heath will add to an outstanding outfield in At the plate. Rose and second baseman Ron improve their defense (they tied for last in the Even so, lefthanders Dannyjackson, Charlie Vince Coleman ( 110 steals), N.L. MVP Willie Oester promise to spray base hits while Dave league with 143 errors) and Alan Trammell Leibrandt, and Bud Black should punch out McGee (.353), and Andy Van Slyke. Parker, coming off a stellar season with a 312 returns to form after a poor season, hitters like more doggies than Billy Martin. And the Infielders Ozzie Smith, Terry Pendleton,average, 34 homers and 125 RBIs, will provide Kirk Gibson (.287, 29, 97), Lance Parrish successful return of big Dennis Leonard, who Tom Herr ( 302), and Jack Clark (.281) will the power. The bullpen is somewhat ques­ (.273, 28,98) and Lou Whitaker (.279, 21,73) has sat out three years rehabilitating the arm provide timely hitting, speed, and defense totionable, but if the Reds can stay healthy and should provide a potent offense. that threw a trio of 20-win seasons, would vir­ combine with the solid pitching of John get some production from third baseman The Tigers also have a strong pitching staff tually seal the Royal crown. Tudor (21-8, 1.93) and Danny Cox (18-9,Buddy Bell after a rare off-year in 1985, Rose in Jack Morris ( 16-11), Dan Petry ( 15-13) and Manager Dick Howser is fortunate he has 2.88), giving the Mets a run for their money. will add a division title to his trophy case. see AL EAST, page 9 see AL WEST, page 9 see NL EAST, page 10 see NL WEST, page 9