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Volume 19, Number 50 “By Islanders, For Islanders” December 13th, 2019 Profane Outburst Disrupts LPA Meeting Key Estero Parking Request Denied By Missy Layfield Attorney Steven Hartsell of Pavese Law [email protected] Firm, representing Naccarato, stated that, based on the initial Lee County BU-1 zoning when the The Local Planning Agency for the Town property was built in 1976, commercial parking of Fort Myers Beach took on a full agenda Tues- was a permissible use. “The county allowed it; day, December 10 and still got more than they there was no prosecution,” he said. “Since then could have expected when one applicant began and before incorporation, extra parking spac- screaming obscenities at a member of the LPA es were used for paid parking. Key Estero dai- before being escorted out of the meeting room ly parking should be recognized as an existing by his attorney. non-conforming use.” Carmen Naccarato, owner of Key Estero An affidavit from Yvonne Lucas, former Shops, LLC at 1661 Estero Blvd in Fort Myers secretary of Beate Rotermund, Inc, previous Beach was before the LPA for a Public Hearing owners of Key Estero Shops, that sold the prop- on his request that his daily use of the parking erty to Naccarato in 2017, stated that under the lot at the shopping center be deemed an “exist- previous ownership, parking spaces were rent- ing nonconforming use for a Commercial Park- ed on weekends, holidays and special events. ing Lot.” The property has been cited by Code Since his purchase of the property, Naccarato Enforcement for selling parking spaces intended said he’s sold parking spaces 365 days a year. for the commercial businesses on-site. The staff Hartsell brought his client to the podium report signed by Jason Green of Community to answer some questions early in the hearing Development Services indicates that Naccarato about property ownership and use. Though Na- was offered the option of a variance, but did not ccarato struggled to respond when asked where pursue that option. he lived, he stated that only four of 28 units were The staff report concluded that Nacca- currently leased in the Key Estero Shops. In re- rato did not provide documentation proving that sponse to a later question, he said that when the site qualified for the “existing nonconforming Attorney Steven Hartsell and his client Carmen he purchased the property in 2017, it held 9 use” designation. Naccarato, owner of Key Estero Shops speak to the tenants. (The Island Sand Paper Local Planning Agency on a parking use request. Cont’d pg.4

Bicycle Safety Week Council Retains Town Attorney Beach School Herin Survives 3 - 2 Vote its various elementary schools,” explained Heather Lodovico, the Physical Education Instructor & Mu- sic Teacher at the Beach Elementa- ry School for the past 8 years. “The School District provides the trailer at no cost that is full of 15 to 20 bikes, with four scooters and roughly 100 safety helmets that they transport throughout the County, so when each individual school reserves it, that becomes ‘Bicycle Safety Week’ at that specific campus, so there is no one-week district-wide event during the academic year. For the Beach Elementary School, ‘Bicycle Safety Week’ was last week.” “Bicycle Safety Week” oc- curs annually at Beach Elementa- ry School, due to Coach Heather’s Town Council members present a check to Captain Casey Streeter of the Flori- expertise. “I have special bicycle da Commercial Fishermen’s Conservation for water testing equipment for FMB waters. Students filled the bike rack with their safety training, so I can pretty much bikes during Bicycle Safety Week. PHO- get the bike trailer every year, be- By Gary Mooney vote, retained Town Attorney John TOS BY COACH HEATHER LODOVICO. cause the School District does not [email protected] Herin, Jr, granting him a contract By Gary Mooney have to assign an official trainer to extension through October 2020. [email protected] us, so we have had the program for The Town Council of Fort There was little Council the past four or five years. In addi- Myers Beach held its final 2019 discussion prior to the vote, as “The Lee County School tion to my training, what makes it so Meeting on Monday morning, De- most of the five members made District offers a program to teach convenient for the Beach Elemen- cember 9, before roughly 30 peo- their preference known at the re- bicycle and pedestrian safety at tary School to get the trailer is be- ple. In its final official calendar year cent December 5 Management cause we can be flexible when we action, the panel, in a split 3 to 2 & Planning Session. At that time, Cont’d pg.14 Cont’d pg.8 JOHN R. WOOD FEATURED WEEKLY LISTING Veronique Pascual REALTOR® 239.691.7442

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If you have a problem department participated in a three-day Region 6 with the chief, it should be discussed in a public Urban Search & Rescue Team training exercise, board meeting.” which involved over 50 USAR team members. Fleming responded, “I did meet with the A recent meeting with Lee Health and negotiator for the local, to hear his point of view. area ambulance services, including FMB Fire The text, I agree, I overstepped. I spoke with Department regarding “extended offloads” dis- Chief Love and told him what was coming and cussed the problem of ambulance crews being apologized…I’ll take your advice, but I still ques- delayed at the hospital when the hospital is not tion why an individual commissioner can’t speak ready to receive the patient when they arrive. to the negotiator because they are part of the The ambulance crew must remain with the pa- team. I just wanted to hear their point of view.” Lt. Shaun Jensen receives his new Lieutenant’s fire helmet from Battalion Chief Jake Lamb. tient, taking them out of service for an extend- Liszak told the board that she had also PHOTO BY M. LAYFIELD. ed period. Love explained that Lee Health’s re- been approached. “It made me really uncom- sponse was that they are having difficulty moving fortable….I reached out and informed the chief. By Missy Layfield emergency department patients upstairs and a I’m disappointed that I was made to feel wrong [email protected] shortage of nurses may be contributing to the is- about not meeting with them (by those who sue. Love stated that the average delay is about asked to meet)…It was selective and it was tar- The final 2019 meeting of the Fort Myers 30 minutes, but some crews have been delayed geted. I believe it was done with the intention to Beach Fire Department Board of Commission- up to 2 hours. All parties will continue to work on advance negotiations to their advantage.” ers was held Wednesday morning, December solutions. Chair Larry Wood said that he sees 11, 2019, at the Beach Library where three pro- October staff service anniversaries were Fleming’s actions as a serious breach of board motions were recognized. The recent actions noted by Love: Battalion Chief Tom Grow – 27 policy and asked Salzman for possible board of Vice-Chair Ron Fleming in relation to union years; Captain Joe DeVito – 13 years; Lt. Brad responses. Salzman said that any board action negotiations were also discussed. Present were Hartman – 11 years; Driver Engineer Willie Edge could not take place at the current meeting but Chair Larry Wood, Fleming, Commissioner John – 11 years and Driver Engineer Billy Galewski – could be voted on in January, requiring a 3 – 0 Bennett and Commissioner Jacki Liszak. Trea- 11 years. vote surer Bob Raymond was absent. Fleming apologized for his actions, “In New Driver Engineers Chris Armiger and FLEMING & UNION CONTACT my prior experience I did three contracts. It was Layne Tal, along with new Lieutenant Shaun not uncommon for 1-2 union members to come Jensen were recognized by Fire Chief Matt Bennett expressed concern about Flem- to me. They contacted me and I met with them. Love. Each one was issued a patch and a new ing having met with union members currently in I won’t again.” He commented that rules are dif- helmet, identifying their new rank. negotiations with the department. He also noted ferent in Florida. The meeting began with Jane Thomp- derogatory remarks made by Fleming regarding Liszak said she sees Fleming’s actions son, Finance & Administrative Services Director, the Fire Chief and asked the board to discuss as a poor choice, more of a trap. “I lay some providing the board with an overview of the Fi- possible board actions. Bennett learned of these blame on the other party for baiting the hook. nance and Administrative Services Division and issues via a Public Records Request. Unfortunately you had a weak moment and got the services they perform. Board Attorney Andrew Salzman was reeled in.” During the Fire Chief’s Report, Matt present and responded. “When involved in ne- Fleming apologized to the board and to Love noted the recent installation of a hearing gotiations, we want to make sure there are no the chief, said he’s expressed his full support of impaired smoke alarm accessory, which work one-on-one meetings outside of those negotia- the chief so there is no misunderstanding. “I will with an existing smoke alarm to wake those un- tions. It goes around what we talked about with not meet personally with anyone.” “Florida is able to hear an audible alarm, by use of low fre- our executive session, providing strategy and not Ohio,” he concluded. quency sound, a bed shaker and flashing light. 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Beach Botany Profane Outburst Disrupts LPA Meeting by Jim Rodwell Key Estero Parking Request Denied, Cont’d from pg.1 was a tenant in 2017 before mov- “IT’S ALWAYS Two additional Public Hearings ing to a new office location.) PEAK SEASON” served as information gathering for LPA members questioned Town Staff on several LDC chang- whether Naccarato had purchased LPA members pointed out es under consideration, one on the property with the intent to oper- that the parking lot diagram provid- Minimum Use Determination and ate a commercial parking lot rather ed in the application did not reflect the other on building heights and than a retail/office center. Hartsell the current parking configuration setbacks. declined to answer that direct- and that previously, parking at Key Minimum Use Determina- ly, indicating that even with all 28 Estero had been in compliance tion (MUD) refers to the size a lot units occupied, a parking attendant with Land Development Code must be in order to be built on. Ac- would still be necessary to protect (LDC) 34-2019 which limits leased cording to the staff report by Sar- parking for tenants. parking to the general public to ah Propst, current MUD rules re- Hartsell explained why his “peak periods.” To which Hartsell quire that lots be larger than 4,000 TWISTED AIR PLANT client had not applied for a variance replied, “It’s always peak season.” square feet and meet density rules or permission for the parking lot. At this point, Naccara- if a structure has been built over a Twisted Air Plant, Tillandsia flex- “Because it’s an existing non-con- to took to the podium and began property line. The proposed new uosa, is an established perennial mono- forming use, there shouldn’t be a discussing previous conflicts he’d rules would designate any legally cot resident in Matanzas Pass Preserve. need for those.” platted lot with direct access to a Flexuosa usually makes its home high up had with LPA member Scott Saf- in Buttonwood trees, Conocarpus erec- One of the requirements ford, a neighboring business own- developed Right-of-Way and util- tus, which are common in the Preserve. of a commercial parking lot in the er. When told to stop by LPA Chair ities as buildable. The LPA voted Air plants come in two categories, Grassy Town is a landscape buffer. Nacca- Megan Heil, he began shouting 6-0 to approve, with Dan Hughes air plants and Tank Airplants. Flexuosa is rato took to the podium to tell the and screaming profanities at Saf- having left the meeting for an ap- a Tank air plant. The tank is made up of 10 LPA that he’d spent over $35,000 pointment. to 20 Triangular leaves 12” to 16” in length ford on the dais. Heil declared a and about an inch in width. Leaves are on landscaping and had planted 64 10-minute break as Hartsell took A more complicated set of green with whitish bands. Its large leaves palm trees. When asked if the mul- Naccarato outside. LDC changes involved setbacks, have a left hand twist that forms a twisted tiple boards connecting the new On returning Hartsell apol- porches and height rules. Giving tank which holds water and other nutri- palms in the now closed southern the LPA two choices on each topic, ents. The tips of the leaves are elongated, ogized for Naccarato’s emotional often waving in the wind. A mature tank entrance to the center from Estero outburst and promised it would not Propst explained the options. can be a foot in height. Blvd, were an illegal fence, Nacca- happen again. On height, the LPA had pre- After some time, Flexuosa blooms rato stated that they were “braces Dan Hughes pointed out viously asked for options to avoid and produces an erect reddish main stem for the palms.” His attorney stated that testimony by the applicant had the big box look of new homes uti- 3’ to 4’ high. The main stem may have a that he was unaware of what would lizing all available space within cur- few secondary branches. Reddish bracts confirmed expansion of non-con- are attached on the main stem and be required for the property to meet forming use. Hartsell stated that rent setbacks for new construction. branches in an alternate order. Bracts are current commercial parking rules. expansion would mean adding Propst offered a “sticks & carrots” about 1” long. Bracts subtend tend tubular LPA Attorney John Herin, additional parking spaces, not the option, where allowed height was flowers. Tubular flowers grow from the tips Jr. summarized the request, stat- tied to setbacks. An example: Re- of the bracts. Tubular flowers have three rental of spaces more days per fused blue or reddish petals rolled up like ing that the applicant claimed that year. ceive an additional 5 feet of height a cigarette. Yellow sex organs are at the use as a commercial parking lot Following discussion the if the third story was set back an tube tip. Inflorescence is a raceme. After is permissible and has been used LPA voted 6-1, with Plummer additional 5 feet from the required pollination white seeds are developed and that way since 1976. The primary Against, that commercial parking property line side setback. An ad- windblown. . use now is as a parking lot, but it ditional story would be permit- Flexuosa is listed by the State as at 1661 Estero Blvd was not a law- endangered by a weevil and illegal remov- was never permitted as one. ”Just ful existing non-conforming use. ted if overall height was not more al. Family is Bromeliaceae (Pineapple) because it’s happened, doesn’t than 5 feet above current height Family. There is no evidence of the weevil mean it must be grandfathered.” restrictions and all setbacks were in the Preserve. MUD, SETBACKS & HEIGHT RULES increased by 5 feet, with the area below base flood elevation unen-

Fort Myers Beach Woman’s Club 2nd Annual Christmas Tree Festival & Auction December 13-14, 2019 It’s time for the FMB Woman’s Club Annual Christmas Tree Festival and you DON’T want to miss out on this year’s fabulous event. Place your bid for one or more of 20 Gorgeous Holiday trees up for auction! Each tree is lovingly decorated by a local non-profit and your bid will go directly to their specific charity. Schedule of Events: Friday, December 13th: 5:30 - 8:30 • Christmas Tree Silent Auction Commences • Performances by: 5:30 – Cypress Lake High School—Orchestra 6:30 – Dance Warehouse 7:30 – Lee County Junior Drill Team Music sponsored by Sea Gypsy • Food Trucks: – Carballos – Love Boat Ice Cream • Santa Claus Appearance • Cash Bar Saturday, December 14th: 10:00 - 3:00 • Christmas Market at the Mound House – 451 Connecticut Street, FMB Saturday, December 14th: 3:30 - 8:00 • Christmas Treat / Bake Sale • Christmas Tree Silent Auction Continues (Bidding ends at 7:00) • Live Music – 3:30 to 5:30 • Chili Tasting for $5.00 – 5:30 to 8:00 • Cash Bar Bring a new, unwrapped toy for the Beach Kids Foundation

Fort Myers Beach Woman’s Club • 175 Sterling Ave. • www.fmb-wc.org Dec 13th, 2019 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 5 Profane Outburst Disrupts LPA Meeting Key Estero Parking Request Denied, Cont’d from pg.4

LPA members, from left Dan Hughes, Tim Smith, Scott Safford, Chair Megan Heil, Vice Chair Jane Plummer, Dan Allers and Jim Atterholt, consider LDC changes at their Tuesday meeting. PHOTOS BY M. LAYFIELD closed except for a maximum of and lots over 55 feet requiring 10 mit. LPA meeting to discuss how the 300 sf for upper level access. feet side setbacks. Patty Provost, who man- LDC addresses churches and reli- The other height option was ages special event permits for the gious facilities. She indicated that deemed “Daylight Plane Angle” NEW BAY OAKS LOTS Town, explained to the LPA that several beach church ministers which requires upper floors to be any private event that will not have have expressed concern regarding inset so they are smaller than the The LPA quickly passed a an impact on the public, i.e.: uses the ambiguity of the LDC. first livable floor, with variable in- rezoning of 2639 and 2641 Estero lawful parking; no amplified music, “Places of Worship” is de- sets based on property width. Blvd from Residential Conservation does not need a permit. Several fined in the LDC as a structure de- The LPA was split with 4 to Institutional. The two lots were residential events in the past year signed primarily for an assembly of liking the “sticks & carrots” plan acquired by the Town for Bay Oaks have led to parking violations for people for religious worship. They and three the Daylight Plane Angle use. Green told the LPA that plans attendees parked along residential are a permitted use in limited zon- plan. Town Staff will work on a com- are not yet complete on how the right-of-ways. Provost reminded ing districts. “Religious Facilities” promise solution. Town will utilize the lots. the LPA that if there will be ampli- may include convents, retreats or The LDC porches rule cur- fied music, the town should be noti- bus storage facilities and require a rently allows front porches to en- SPECIAL EVENTS fied. Special Exception. croach up to 10 feet on front set- Green said staff is working Hosafros explained that backs. The problem, according to Town Council recently to simplify the special events pro- how churches function has Propst, is that many homeowners asked the LPA to look at the town’s cess and asked for input on prob- changed dramatically, with many are building two story “porches” Special Events rules and consider lem areas that LPA members see. non-worship activities being held that are a solid wall, often not re- any changes that should be made. Several suggestions were shared, in the sanctuary and some wor- sembling a porch at all. The pro- Currently the Town defines a spe- with an emphasis on eliminating ship services in other buildings on posal that the LPA members unan- cial event, in part, as, “Any activity “needless paperwork,” stream- the church campus. She asked the imously liked would allow the 10 ft conducted on public or private prop- lining the process and improving LPA to consider how the LDC might porch encroachment but only on erty that will or has the potential to community relations regarding spe- be changed to accommodate the one floor. substantially affect the ordinary and cial events. churches’ concerns, urging them Finally the proposed new customary use of beaches, public to consider grandfathering in the side setback rules that the LPA streets, rights-of-way, sidewalks, CHURCHES current church-related activities supported would set side setbacks and other public forums…” Special held at Beach churches. The LPA based on lot width, with lots up to events require a special event per- Council member Rexann agreed to consider LDC changes 55 feet using 7.5 feet side setbacks Hosafros was in attendance at the related to churches. Page 6 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Dec 13th, 2019 SCCF & Sea School to Merge Environmental Powerhouse By Gary Mooney their surrounding watershed. From [email protected] its earliest days, the SCCF is well- known for its impressive acquisition The Sanibel-Captiva Con- record of land trust holdings. Today, servation Foundation (SCCF) held the SCCF is the largest landowner its Annual Meeting at the Bailey on Sanibel Island, as it manages Homestead Preserve Pavilion at over 1,200 acres there, an addi- 1300 Periwinkle Way on Tuesday, tional 600 acres on Captiva and December 10, before a stand- adjacent islands, and another 470 ing-room-only crowd of roughly 200 managed by the State of Florida or people. In addition to routine busi- the United States Fish & Wildlife ness matters, SCCF leadership Service. SCCF programs include officially announced its upcoming wildlife & habitat management, merger with the Sanibel Sea School sea turtle research and monitor- (SSS) on Wednesday, January 1, ing, environmental education, nat- 2020! ural resource policy and its Marine Outgoing SCCF Board of Research Laboratory and Native Directors President Doug Ryckman Landscapes & Garden Center. The stated, “This past year has been a 501c3 Non-Profit partners with con- historic one for the SCCF from a servation donors and the public number of perspectives. We used sector, including the City of Sanibel a $3 million organizational invest- and J.N. “Ding” Darling National ment for 14 program areas through Wildlife Refuge. your support. We have 7,841 mem- Evelyn and Dr. Bruce Neill bers and supporters, including 300 Guests jam the Bailey Homestead Preserve Pavilion for the SCCF Annual Meeting. founded the Sanibel Sea School active volunteers who contributed in 2005 as a 501c3 organization just under 14,000 hours in a labor ly move forward. Secondly, we are and building assets will become to teach children and adults about of love to SCCF’s more than 50 broadly expanding our educational part of the SCCF, with no cash or marine ecosystems and ocean con- years as part of this community! capabilities, as last February, we debt required to make this happen. servation through experimental ed- Our endowment is just north of $6 began discussions with the SSS on This is a remarkable opportunity for ucational opportunities for children million and we use that to support some sort of magical connection to both of us, with an unmatched ed- and adults. In addition to its main the SCCF by $400,000 to $500,000 put the two organizations together. ucational capability, as the SCCF facility at 455 Periwinkle Way on annually, to preserve the SCCF into There was almost an immediate will add six SSS educators, with Sanibel, it has two satellite loca- the future.” conservation chemistry between proper funding and resources. It is tions, at Sanibel’s Sundial Beach Ryckman noted two crucial Ryan and Dr. Bruce Neill, the SSS fair to say that the SCCF and SSS Resort & Spa as well as Captiva’s 2019 decisions: “First, the SCCF cofounder, who speak the same together will make our island better South Seas Island Resort. had to replace Erick Lindblad, our language. As we looked at the off through their combination.” Chief Executive Officer of 32 years, SSS programs, people, culture and MOST REWARDING YEAR and we successfully did that by hir- governance, we thought a merger SCCF & SSS ing Dr. Ryan Orgera, so our future would be amazing.” “This past year has gone is brighter than ever as we em- Effective January 1, 2020, Founded in 1967, the San- by in warp speed, full of hard work brace this new horizon. Through the two will join forces, “with the ibel-Captiva Conservation Founda- and adventure,” exclaimed Orgera his leadership, Ryan is everything SSS becoming the educational arm tion’s mission is the conservation in recalling his first 12 months as our search committee and Board and department of the SCCF,” Ry- of coastal habitats and aquatic re- the SCCF Chief Executive Officer! hoped he would be to successful- ckman explained. “Their employees sources on Sanibel, Captiva and “I want to sincerely thank every- Dec 13th, 2019 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 7 SCCF & Sea School to Merge Environmental Powerhouse, Cont’d from previous page

“Brush of Excellence Environmen- tal Art Award” is a continuing trib- ute to Darling’s legacy through an annual recognition of environmen- tal artists who contribute to Florida conservation. “This year, our Award recipi- ent spoke to 29 classes at the San- ibel Sea School,” said Gross. “Her SCCF Chief Operating Officer Dr. Ryan photography work captured the Orgera, thanks the audience “for the courtship of the Great Blue Heron, most rewarding year of my life!” out in the Preserve, to illustrate the wonder of nature through her lens. Rich!” Our ‘Brush of Excellence Award’ “I could not be more sur- winner started taking photographs prised to receive this award,” said in 1937 with a box camera, attend- Rich. “I enjoy taking all my pictures, ed The Juilliard School and studied being outside, and living here, so playwriting at Johns Hopkins Uni- thank you to the SCCF for all the versity. She and her husband took work you do to preserve it for our in many foster children and she is families and posterity! We all love a certified yoga instructor for 61 it and every single time our family years. In 1981, she became a full- comes back, they don’t want any- time Sanibel resident, to live with- thing to change, so thank you for keeping it so much the same and Sandy Gross (L) holds the “Brush of Excellence Environmental Art Award” in easy distance of ‘Ding’ Darling. photograph by Award recipient Sally Rich (R). PHOTOS BY GARY MOONEY. Her works grace magazine covers, natural.” Rich’s display will be in as her lens captures the emotions the Bailey Homestead Preserve one for your amazing welcome to “Ding” Darling Foundation that led of the subject. It is our pleasure to through April 2020, with a change- this island and allowing me to ex- to the National Wildlife Refuge on present the ‘Brush of Excellence over of some of her works in Janu- perience the most rewarding year Sanibel Island in his name. The Environmental Art Award’ to Sally ary. of my life! I am surrounded by an army of extraordinary people, with a terrific staff, engaged Board, and tireless volunteers and invaluable supporters who all led to a year full of successes, from our native landscaping department, habitat management crews who burned 30 acres in controlled burns for conservation lands, and the resto- ration of Sanibel marshes and 15 acres of wetlands. We helped to target an international ring of wild- at life poachers of our sea turtles for Lovers Key Resort the animal trade in China, and our Coastal Wildlife Department drew significant attention for their sea turtle nesting work that resulted in 48,442 hatchlings that is an incredi- ble record, their efforts for seabirds, and the news that we had 4 Snowy plover chicks fledge that they as- sure me is a good number.” Dr. Orgera praised the SCCF Legislative Department “for its work with our area legislators to secure Everglades funding and for fighting the battle on behalf of all of us along with our Marine Research Laboratory to provide information on Red Tide and Blue-Green Algae to our citizens and governments alike.” On top of these accom- plishments, Dr. Orgera noted that the “SCCF is now adding another incredible component in the Sani- Watch dolphin and mantee play bel Sea School, with conversations in the backbay waters as you enjoy beginning ten months ago, and now here we are – the SCCF and SSS the cuisine of world class are officially married! Our organiza- tions love, care for, and understand Chef Juan Cruz. the natural world and we want the same results, so the merger will al- .e al fresco restaurant low us to tap into a new energy for provides a perfectly natural setting conservation like few others can, to create a true force of and for na- to enjoy Southwest Florida at its best. ture. We are committed to the best use of our resources so today we turn ‘Them’ and ‘We’ into ‘Us’ as a single family, so welcome to our new family!” BRUSH OF EXCELLENCE ART AWARD SCCF Board Member San- Call Ahead dy Gross presented the “Brush (239) 765-1025 • www.FlippersOTB.COM of Excellence Environmental Seating Available Art Award,” in tribute to the late 239-765-1025 J.N. “Ding” Darling, the Pulitzer GIFT CARDS NOW AVAILABLE Prize-winning editorial cartoonist, www.FlippersOTB.com artist and conservation champion who had a winter home on Captiva A Hidden Gem Adjacent to Lovers Key State Park • 8771 Estero Boulevard Fort Myers Beach, FL 33931 Island. Following his 1962 death, friends and admirers formed the Big Carlos Pass / Ch. Marker 4 Lat: 26.406.255 Long: 81.876.262 Page 8 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Dec 13th, 2019 Council Retains Town Attorney Herin Survives 3 - 2 Vote, Cont’d from pg. 1 Council member Rexann Hosafros pectations and suggestions on how reiterated her opinion that the Town I can improve. It is my strong desire needed a fulltime attorney in Town to extend our agreement and I am Hall, to basically be part of Town certain I will meet and exceed the staff and available at all times, with expectations of each one of you.” Mayor Anita Cereceda in agree- Murphy quickly ended any ment. Herin, however, is a partner suspense, saying, “As we do not with Fox Rothschild from the Miami have any better options at this time, area, though his principal client is I am in favor of renewing John Her- the Town. As such, he commutes to in’s contract.” Shamp simply stated, Fort Myers Beach for Council and “I agree with Ray.” Hosafros noted, Local Planning Agency meetings “I retain my current position,” with as well as all other necessary legal Cereceda adding, “So do I, but Ray obligations. wants to extend the current agree- In speaking in his support ment. I reached out to the gentle- at the Management & Planning men who are currently running for Session, Council member Joanne Town Council, as this will affect the Shamp noted that the previous new people here. John, your con- Town Council selected Herin be- tract essentially is an ‘at-will’ agree- cause broad legal issues occur ment, with three new people coming while managing a Town and a large who may have a different opinion.” firm brings wide-ranging experi- Murphy quickly added, “This is true ence in many areas. She stated of anything,” with Butcher offering that anytime she needs to speak no comments. Council then extend- with Herin when he is not in Town ed Herin’s contract until Fall 2020 Town Council held its last 2019 Meeting on Monday, December 9th. Hall, he either immediately answers by a 3 - 2 vote, with Cereceda and PHOTOS BY GARY MOONEY. his telephone or quickly returns Hosafros Against. her call, including evenings and ic-driven solutions to water quality ining adding 19 more, so we would weekends. Council member Bruce WATER TESTING issues. The FCWC works with the like to expand by 4 to 6 additional Butcher said that he voted against AND MOORING National Oceanic & Atmospheric shower units. At our last AAC meet- hiring Herin last year, as he agreed Administration (NOAA) to achieve ing, we voted to request the Town with Cereceda and Hosafros for an Under “Local Achievements this. Council members presented to look for potential sites where we in-house attorney, but now that he’s & Awards,” Murphy introduced Cap- Captain Streeter with a check to can build facilities for an in-house worked with Herin, he finds him an tain Casey Streeter, who is a com- purchase testing equipment that a service. We wanted to bring this to excellent counselor who rapidly re- mercial fisherman and co-founder local Fort Myers Beach boat cap- your attention, to allow Town Staff plies anytime Butcher has an issue, of the Florida Commercial Water- tain will use to collect offshore wa- to identify prospective sites.” question or concern. That basically men’s Conservation (FCWC). This ter samples. Under “Consent Agenda,” left Vice Mayor Ray Murphy as the is a science-based water quality Under “Advisory Committee Council unanimously approved deciding vote, and he admitted, “I testing group begun and operat- Reports,” Katherine Light, Chair of appointing Karen Woodson to the see both sides of this issue!” ed by commercial fishermen from the Anchorage Advisory Committee Bay Oaks Recreational Campus At the December 9 Meeting, Key West to the Panhandle, to help (AAC), stated, “Matanzas Inn is our Advisory Board (BORCAB); autho- just prior to Council’s brief discus- the scientific community to gain a Uplands Service Provider and we rized Town Manager Roger Hern- sion then vote, Herin stated, “I have better understanding of water qual- are very happy with their service, stadt to execute documents for the had individual discussions with you ity issues and Red Tide events but our guests tell us they have just New Year’s Eve Fireworks Display, five regarding extending our ser- through real time testing from its two shower facilities. Our mooring though the business-led Firework vice agreement, as well as your ex- citizen-scientists, to find scientif- field has 70 balls so that can be 140 Fund Committee will pay for the or more people, and we are exam- actual fireworks; and Cont’d pg.10

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CHRISTMAS EVENTS PROTECT THE TOWN Please join Ft Myers Beach United Methodist Church for our De- cember celebrations: Mondays from 1-3 pm Grief Share group all are wel- It’s time for the Town of Fort Myers Beach to pay for a Lee come; Tuesdays 10:30 am Bible Study; Wednesdays Bible Study 6-7 pm; County Sheriff’s deputy to attend Town Council and Local Planning (No Bible Studies on Dec 24 and 31); Sunday Dec 15 @ 5 pm Blue Christ- Agency meetings as a matter of routine. mas service; Monday Dec 16 Paul Todd & PJ Christmas Concert (free The proceedings and decisions made at those meetings will offering); Sunday Dec 22 Family Advent event building gingerbread are serious enough that our taxes pay for an attorney to be pres- houses, crafts, etc. 4:30 pm; December 24 Christmas eve services 4 & ent. They are also serious enough to trigger emotional outbursts 7 pm. Everyone is welcome! Our regular services are Sundays at 10:30 in those who perceive that things are not going their way or those a.m. Office hours are Monday-Thursday 9-2 pm. who just have a beef with the town or the world. These outbursts in public meetings are no longer extremely Sharyn McNeill Fort Myers Beach rare events. Beach United Methodist Church This week’s LPA meeting made that abundantly clear when an applicant went ballistic and started screaming and yelling, with- out provocation, at an LPA member whom he has had issues with TRAFFIC TRAINING NEEDED previously. The LPA member kept his cool, but the applicant just completely lost it and had to be removed by his attorney. You can It would be nice if ALL people directing traffic on Estero Blvd had hear it on the meeting video on the town’s website fmbgov.com some training on how to do their jobs. When I drive down the street and see from 1:10 – 1:13. There’s no video because once again, our town’s them dancing around waving their arms, I am not sure if they want me to recording equipment wasn’t recording video, but audio is enough. take some type of action or if they are badly in need of a restroom break. Ahh, you might think, just another beach character. We have plenty of them, providing a colorful backdrop on our Island. Ken Silver But this was not the run-of-the-mill slightly odd suggestion or tirade Fort Myers Beach voiced during Public Comment. This was flat out adult-man-totally- out-of-control. Luckily this man’s attorney was able to physically remove him from the room. What if he was not there? Our parking staff should not be tasked with Town Hall meeting security, which seems like the current plan. What if he’d fought off his attorney? What if the next guy is armed? Are we willing to be the next American town that blinks in the national news spotlight and says, “We never thought it would happen here?” Or are we going to be proactive and protect those who serve our Town and those who attend public meetings? Council chambers has three doors. Two of them are locked to the public and board members. That by itself is a risk. It’s time we realize that our little town needs to address some of the same security risks that big cities face. I am not an alarmist. I’m not easily frightened. I’m not a del- icate flower who wilts at loud voices. I grew up in a yelling family, so raised voices are standard. Yet I sat an arm’s length from the drama on Tuesday and wondered what if? And I didn’t like the an- swers. We need an LCSO deputy at Town Council and LPA meet- FMB YACHT CLUB CHRISTMAS PARTY ings all the time. The Fort Myers Beach Yacht Club recently celebrated Christmas with a Missy Layfield dinner party and dance at Pinchers at the Wyndham hotel with D Jay En- Editor tertainment. Pictured from left, are Rosemary Davison, Sally Dorn and Vice Commodore and event host Nancy Ziegler. PHOTO PROVIDED BY JACK DORN.

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to admit I was one of those early Her first bit of advice was to slow on, but over time discovered that down and focus on just a few they are truly the ‘be-all end-all’ of plants. Hmm. Sounded a lot like flowering plants. Here in Southwest the advice I have given amateur Florida, our hot humid summers fisherman when they say they’ve and mild winters make growing never fished in saltwater, but want orchids much easier than in cooler to go after tarpon. Whoa, horse. northern climates, including central Perhaps tackle a few jacks, snook and northern Florida. and redfish first, and then graduate My first orchid was to the silver king. Her advice was purchased at Publix. It had a long taken to heart. stalk covered with beautiful purple Over the past few years my flowers, and, as I found out later, orchid garden has grown and I have sucker blooms there’s going to a be was a variety of Phalaenopsis. I a couple dozen plants now and all proud papa party. hung it on one of the lower branches are doing well. I’ve had success with Our local area has a great of my backyard mango tree and many blooms and even propagated many places to purchase and learn pretty much ignored it, except for my first ‘baby’ orchid from an adult about the art of growing orchids. occasional waterings. I found that plant. Let me say right now, if that Driftwood Gardens is one of my the less I cared for it the better it favorites and I also love going to seemed to do. I didn’t know that Sundance Orchids & Bromeliads this particular variety of orchid was in Fort Myers. They have seasonal in fact the easiest to grow. specials and also pass along Over the next several valuable advice. months I added more of the For those of you who just same. Phalaenopsis aren’t terribly don’t have the room or the green Phalaenopsis Moth Orchid. expensive and their blooms come thumb to grow orchids, do yourself in an amazing array of colors. All a favor. Take a trip to the Naples I love gardening almost as went well until I changed gears and Botanical Garden and be sure to much as I love fishing. As a matter tried my first Vanda orchid. Oh my. walk through the LaGrippe Orchid of fact, it’s a very close second. I became the killer of the Vanda. Garden. It’s absolutely beautiful There’s something about digging They are unique in that they have and their Vandas are very much in the dirt and making something no need of a pot or medium to alive. grow and bloom that absolutely grow in. They simply hang in the air fascinates me. I also find it to be with their roots exposed, and that Captain Rob Modys is a lifetime the same kind of mind eraser as requires much more care than I was Florida outdoorsman and retired fishing. When you’re focused on giving the Phalaenopsis. It seemed spin & fly fishing guide and host either endeavor it’s hard to think I had jumped from the easiest to of REEL Talk Radio on ESPN about anything else. While I love grow orchids to one of the most 99.3 FM every Saturday morning. to work with native flowers, herbs difficult. Lesson learned. He is past president and board and the hundreds of varieties of My addiction was now chairman of the Florida Outdoor bromeliads, the top of my plant list fueled. I bought books and I read Writers Association and serves on is orchids. online articles and orchid blogs. I the board of the Florida Guides A great many gardeners consulted a good friend who had Association. have a deep seated fear of these been raising orchids for years and Phalaenopsis Orchid. beautiful flowering plants. I have had a beautiful orchid garden. PHOTOS BY ROB MODYS. Page 12 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Dec 13th, 2019

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PLEASE SUPPORT BUSINESSES THAT SUPPORT US! Sincerely, The Jamieson Family Spirit of Christmas 2019 Dec 13th, 2019 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 13 VIEWPOINTS BLOOMBERG: OUR FALTERING SOCIAL VITALITY THE POWER AND PITFALLS OF MONEY By Rich Lowry By Bob Franken Nancy Pelosi said she undertook impeachment “prayerfully,” and appar- This will be sacrilege to “Never Trumpers,” but Michael Bloomberg and ently what she was praying was that she could get it over with as soon as possi- Donald Trump share some similarities. It is true that Bloomberg’s charitable ble. foundation actually does good work, while Donald Trump had to pay a $2 million The House is preparing to send a flagrantly incomplete factual record to fine for basically using his for self-promotion. And it is true that Bloomberg has the Senate as the basis of an effort to remove a sitting president for the first time financed gun control efforts, while Trump, as president, has groveled before the in our history. National Rifle Association. Pelosi has affected a posture of heavy-heartedness since the outset of It is also true that the Donald now calls himself a Republican -- in fact, the process, saying that “there’s no joy in this” and urging a somber spirit as Dem- he’s taken over the party -- but he has switched between GOP, Democratic ocrats pursue the facts wherever they may take them -- so long as that’s not too and even independent in his past. The Michael has a similarly checkered past, far into an election year. running as a Democrat in his current incarnation, but he was mayor of New York In substantive terms, the Democrats had a good set of public hearings City as a Republican. before Adam Schiff’s intelligence committee in recent weeks -- with one gaping Bloomberg is filthy rich, worth more than $50 billion, and DonaldTrump hole. They didn’t have anyone with first-hand knowledge of Trump’s directives on claims to be, although he refuses to release his tax returns, so we just have to Ukraine or his state of mind. take his word on that, and we know how much his word is worth. Bloomberg The closest was EU ambassador Gordon Sondland, who, still, could only also has been stingy about making his tax returns public, but what he has “presume” a quid pro quo over the defense aid. shared is enough for the astute accountants to estimate he could buy Trump’s There are people who probably don’t have to presume, and Sondland holdings out of petty cash. named some of them: Trump’s personal counsel Rudy Giuliani, acting White It’s what they do with their wealth that is the same -- obnoxiously the House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney, Vice President Mike Pence and Secretary of same. What they do is mishandle what they own. Much has been made of the State Mike Pompeo. They all were closer to this than Sondland, yet Democrats Trumpster refusing to divest his properties and facing lawsuits charging him are happy to make the guy from the outer bounds of the inner circle their “star with violating the “emoluments clause.” The founders believed that a president witness” and forgo the inner circle. To get the more central witnesses requires must avoid profiting from the office, so much so that they made it part of the litigation since they all have at least colorable claims of privilege. The Democrats Constitution. It sure looks like his administration is for sale, to the point that it’s don’t want to wait for the courts. surprising he doesn’t do TV ads that come with a 1-800 number. What could be The minimum requirement of a historic impeachment case, only the fourth worse than that, you ask? in our history, would seem to be a complete account of the facts. Schiff used to How about a superrich guy who accumulated his massive wealth mainly say as much: “We have to flesh out all of the facts for the American people. The in the media biz -- most notable publicly are Bloomberg News and Bloomberg seriousness of the matter and the danger to our country demands nothing less.” Opinion. The boss has decreed that neither will do investigative pieces on him Now, the seriousness and the danger are demanding that Democrats rush things or any other Democratic candidate, nor will they do any unsigned editorials along so the president can be impeached by the end of the year. about them. That basically cuts the heart out of any organization that pretends No matter how often Democrats say, “Let’s honor the Constitution,” their to do journalism, reducing it to what several have called “stenographers,” report- actions say, “Let’s check the box.” ing candidate PR releases and doing “he said, she said” news. Democrats have had the difficulty from the beginning of trying to build an Bloomberg’s explanation is that it’s the only way he could guarantee edifice of impeachment and removal atop the narrow foundation of the Ukraine credibility for his properties. Besides, as he said last year: “I don’t want the episode, and now they aren’t even going to finish the edifice, content with what reporters I’m paying to write a bad story about me. I don’t want them to be inde- they could complete in a two-month investigation largely reliant on the testimony pendent.” of people who weren’t around for the main events (former U.S. ambassador to Here’s how he could save its credibility, and here’s where he’s also Ukraine Marie Yovanovitch) or were out of the loop (former Trump Russia adviser similar to Trump: Both can dispose of their properties, or at least place them out Fiona Hill). of their reach, thereby avoiding the stigma of wealth. Trump wears it proudly, With every day that passes it becomes a little more absurd to say Trump and Bloomberg is spending hundreds of millions of dollars mainly on TV to foist should be impeached and removed when the public can make its own verdict in himself on the American public. Of course he’s also antagonizing the American the election. Besides, Democrats know that impeachment is going nowhere in the public, because no matter where viewers watch, they see the same ad, almost Senate, so why bother locking down the case to make it worthy of the gravity of as much as Black Friday commercials. Actually, did Donald Trump let a good the process? merchandising idea pass him by? They might as well go with what they have, a partisan impeachment Unfortunately, it occurs to so many really, really rich guys that their pursued on a political timetable. During Bill Clinton’s impeachment, it was his superwealth means they could be president. They should know that buying an defenders who were saying, “Let’s move on.” Now, it’s Trump’s pursuers, who election is not the American way. Is it? prayerfully and sorrowfully want to get impeachment over with.

Bob Franken is an Emmy Award-winning reporter who covered Washington for more than 20 years with CNN. Rich Lowry is editor of the National Review. (c) 2019 by King Features Synd., Inc. (c) 2019 Bob Franken Distributed by King Features Syndicate, Inc.

Simply bring this coupon to any team Simply bring this coupon to any team member to redeem offer. ISP member to redeem offer. ISP HO HO Page 14 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Dec 13th, 2019 Bicycle Safety Week Beach School, Cont’d from pg.1 receive it because our enrollment is to make sure their tires, brakes so small. That means I can teach and chain are alright, followed by it in a week; for many of the larger how to adjust their seat to the right District schools, they need the trail- height, along with the proper way to er for a month or so to accommo- fit their helmet. We teach them the date every student.” important rules of the road, such as that bicyclists should always ride BEST IN THE DISTRICT with traffic, as opposed to walking against it. Even though the Estero This flexibility, she offered, Boulevard project is adding bicycle “is just one more reason why the lanes on each side of the roadway, Beach Elementary School is the for right now, we advise the kids best in the entire District! Not only to ride on the sidewalk because at are our students, staff and parents their age, sharing the street with terrific, but we receive outstanding cars is intimidating. Once all these community support, from groups safety elements are in place, I set like the Beach Kids Foundation and up an obstacle course on our play service clubs like Kiwanis and Li- yard and they bike to their heart’s ons. It seems like no matter what content.” we need, all we have to do is make She provides bike safety a telephone call and we have it by to every Beach Elementary child, the end of the day! I think that is be- from Kindergarten through 5th cause Fort Myers Beach residents Grade, “because no matter their trust us, not only with the island age, they all ride bikes or scooters children, but they understand that at some point. Like with any skill, since we only have around 100 stu- Beach School students try out some helmets and bikes during Bike Safety Week. some kids take to it right away and dents each year, we do not receive your head cracks against the ce- bike helmets.” others work at it, but when they get much District funding, so the com- ment, the cement will always win She noted, “Back when I it, it is so cool to see, as they sort- munity goes above and beyond to and it is just that simple, so if you was young, no one wore bicycle of exclaim, ‘Oh My Gosh, I can do support our needs. I am very for- have a brain you must wear a hel- helmets and for a while there was a this!’ Those who aren’t so good on tunate as well that our Principal, met.” stigma that you shouldn’t because bicycles are usually those who do Karen Manzi, allows me to request Coach Heather stressed you did not look good in one or it not ride much, so there is always the bike trailer and teach the safety that not only do none of the Beach would mess up your hair, but now the fear of the unknown until you do program, as not every administra- Elementary School children bicycle there are so many styles, so kids to- something more. Sure, you may fall tor is that supportive. I so appreci- without a helmet, “but if we learn day can absolutely find one or more when you start, but that is true of ate that she trusts me to help keep they do not or cannot afford one, to match their personality. I have a most things in life, so I teach that our students safe, so ‘Thank You’ to they will have one before they leave mohawk one, another for ‘Hello Kit- there is no disgrace in failure. My- her! school that day, and we accomplish ty,’ and still another that is a pink self and all the students are so sup- “Bicycle Safety Week” be- this through several resources. Our rainbow and the kids see them and portive, as that is the atmosphere gins by explaining to the students incredible Office Manager, Renee think they are so cool! Our biggest I strive to create, and before you why it is so important to wear a bi- Mulloy, operates ‘Renee’s Closet’ problem in getting kids to wear bike know it, you achieve your goal and cycle helmet, “and not just because that is a real closet in the School helmets is that so many of their par- have fun doing it. I have two mis- it is the law,” Coach Heather stated. Office that she stocks with almost ents do not, so that is a major issue. sions I am passionate about for “Bicycle helmets have Styrofoam everything our students may need, Many times, it is actually the chil- every Beach Elementary School protection, so we do a demonstra- and earlier this year, she put out dren who go home and teach their child: that each can bike safely and tion where we wrap an egg in Sty- a call for bicycle helmets and the Mom and Dad about bike safety every one of them can swim, be- rofoam, drop it on the ground, and community responded! The Fort and helmets!” cause those two things done safely it does not break, then we remove Myers Beach Lions Club last year are what our beach community is it and drop it again and the unpro- donated bicycle helmets, and fi- TIRES & BRAKES & CHAINS, all about.” tected egg smashes, so if you have nally Ed and Kim Ryan, who host OH MY! What surprised Coach a brain and bike, you must wear a ‘Beach Radio’ in Times Square on Heather about Beach Elementary helmet, no matter how old you are, Saturday mornings recently hosted Coach Heather instructs the School children and their own per- and the kids understand. If you do a ‘bicycle helmet fundraiser’ for us kids about all major bicycle safety sonal bikes is that “most bicycles not wear a helmet and you fall and are either too big or and dropped off a couple of dozen components. “We show them how Cont’d pg.15 on the Hot Heads Beach Voted “BEST SALON” 2010-2017 FULL SERVICE SALON “BEST BARBER” 2010-2017 Wedding Services Call for an Appointment Ask About Our 239.765.1212 Keratin Treatments Walk-ins Welcome! 10 min. Redken Color Camo for Men 7225 Estero Blvd, FMB OPEN: M-F 9-5 Sat 9-1 (North End of FishTale Marina, Behind Santini Plaza) Haircuts • Color • Perms • Waxing

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I know there are discussions Distress calls are some- Road,” drinking alcohol or taking that might be a birthday or Christ- going on to update Bay Oaks, so I thing you don’t like to hear and drugs while operating a boat, or mas present might be too high, or hope the powers-that-be take that especially one you do not want to choosing not to wear your life jack- many kids still have their original into consideration, as that seems make! Learn about safe boating et, are all examples of human error one that is now too small. What like a ‘no-brainer’ to me, because from the experts of the US Coast or a lack of proper judgement. surprises me good is how many of how cool would that be! Bicycling is Guard Auxiliary. The Coast Guard The About Boating Safety our kids really enjoy bicycling and simple and great exercise and kids Auxiliary is offering the one day, Class will be held Saturday, De- do so often. We usually hear that love it, because it gets them out- “About Boating Safely” class. This cember 21st from 9 a.m. until 4 children spend all their time play- side every day. But while they know beginner boating class will give p.m. in South Fort Myers at the ing electronic or video games, but that biking is fun, they understand the novice recreational boater the Pine Ridge Community Center most of the ones here still want to as well that there is a serious and knowledge needed to obtain the (next to the Iona McGregor Fire play outside and ride bikes! During even dangerous aspect to it, and FWC safety certification. Many Station #75) at 15660 Pine Ridge ‘Bicycle Safety Week,’ they could that is why teaching bicycle safety boat insurance companies will Road, Fort Myers. bring their own from home, our bike is so important, and the children get offer discounts on boating insur- The presenters are trained rack was full, and everyone had a that.” ance to boaters who successfully professionals of the US Coast helmet, and that made me happy, As for what Coach Heather complete the About Boating Safe- Guard Auxiliary who facilitate the because in my generation, we went hopes her charges take away from ly class. Boat Smart - Boat Safe - sharing of experiences and relate everywhere on our bikes.” Bicycle Safety Week, “I want them Take the Class. courseware to our local area. Un- to be outside more, getting more Anyone born on or after like online classes, this program JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT exercise, to move more, but in a Jan. 1, 1988 who operates a ves- offers student interaction, shared safe manner, and that is the biggest sel powered by 10 horsepower or perspectives, collaboration and “I wish in the dream world of thing for me. The more you exer- more must pass an approved boat- local area knowledge.” The cost is my imagination that the Bay Oaks cise outside, the happier you tend er safety course and be issued with $45 per person and includes study Recreational Center had a biking to be, and since most kids in the a boating safety education identifi- material. Advance registration is and walking track, where parents Beach Elementary School already cation card. This ID card must be required, by phone 239-690-6780 and children could walk or bike own a bike, I want them on it more, in his/her possession along with option 1 or online at http://www. safely together, without having to just for the fun of it!” photographic identification. aux91fmb.org/safeboating/ - the feel uneasy about kids in the road- Recreational boating is fun class fills up quickly so register to- and enjoyable, and we are fortu- day. nate that we have enough resourc- The US Coast Guard Aux- es to accommodate the wide vari- iliary is the lead agency protecting ety of pleasure boating demands. America’s seaward frontier in rec- However, our waterways can be- reational boating safety. Our ves- come crowded at times and be sels and aircraft deploy across all a place of chaos and confusion. the U.S. as they aid or save count- While being a marvelous source less boaters every year. 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www.daniellesblueribbonevents.com Page 16 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Dec 13th, 2019 Council Torn Over Lights, Trees Panel Decision Time Winds Down By Gary Mooney budget to the Town and Council for sible Lenell Road traffic solutions claimed, ‘WHAT?” Council mem- [email protected] consideration, to use landscaping including a roundabout. Project ber Bruce Butcher asked if “you we would like to see. The Town representatives said that short- inquired about widening the pier?” The Town Council of Fort must maintain anything over the ly after work on the center lane “We did and he noted it,” replied Myers Beach held its final 2019 standard level of Lee County ser- stormwater drain is complete near Cereceda. Management & Planning Session vice.” Flamingo Street, the design reverts Council member Rexann on December 5th, tackling an agen- Shamp noted to Project to the conventional crest-in-the- Hosafros suggested applying for a da featuring the reFRESH Estero representatives that “work seems center, with water slopping down to fourth project – “a replacement of Boulevard Projects update, 2020 to be moving very fast, so I am re- infiltration basins under the 8-foot- the Palm Avenue restroom! Many Tourism Development Council ally encouraged and thrilled to see wide sidewalks, with a second crew people contact me that we need (TDC) proposals, Estero Boulevard this, as we are now mostly south of soon to join the workforce. more restrooms on the beach. I lights, and prospective policies for Publix Supermarket. People seem Under “TDC Project Propos- understand no one wants one in a new “Adopt-A-Tree” and “Mural” to feel really good about the sped- als,” Alison Giesen, Town Cultural residential neighborhood but Palm programs. The panel adjourned up effort, so thank you!” The Town Resources Director, Mound House Avenue is not. When we previously after slightly more than two hours, Manager stated, “We all appreciate Director, and Parks & Recreation had a restroom there, the Town re- seemingly divided over several of the complement on the increased Interim Director, stated that staff is ceived no complaints about it, nor the topics, with the current Council effort but be aware that other than recommending Council authorize did law enforcement. We were very having just six meetings left prior to the major holidays, we anticipate three potential TDC requests total- insistent that the ‘Roar Offshore the March 2020 election that will re- no shutdown during the two-week ing $1,198,255: Beach & Shoreline Powerboat Races’ provide more re- place three council members. Holiday period.” Shamp replied Maintenance at $950,455; Mound strooms but we don’t do the same Under the “reFRESH Es- with a broad smile: “Construction is House visitor enhancements at thing!” Cereceda added: “You ever tero Boulevard Update,” Council right in front of my house now, so I $175,750; and Newton Beach Park go in one? It looks like a little trail- member Joanne Shamp inquired say, ‘Go For It!’” visitor enhancements at $72,050. er and they are fantastic, but got about roadway landscaping. Town Among other items, Council Mayor Anita Cereceda said the bad press – I agree with you, Rex.” Manager Roger Hernstadt replied inquired about ongoing brick paver Town “made a substantial pitch to Upon looking at a photograph, Vice that after a recent meeting with Lee repairs, updates or repairs to the Commissioner Sandelli, that Times Mayor Ray Murphy said, “This looks County District 3 Commissioner Red Coconut RV Park temporary Square is a beach access and pretty innocuous, so I wouldn’t have Raymond Sandelli, “Lee County is fencing, bicycle trail signage, Seg- should be eligible for TDC funding; a problem with that.” Shamp has in putting together an agreement to ment 4 outfall locations, and pos- when he learned it was not, he ex- the past opposed public restrooms transfer the $800,000 landscaping at beach accesses but did not have an issue with this location. “There you go,” concluded Cereceda to Giesen. “You have four people who favor it.” LIGHT THE NIGHT Under “Lani Kai to Times Square Street Lighting,” the Town Manager presented Council four options for an imminent decision: Leave the current aesthetic blue lights in place though they are not turtle-friendly and cost roughly $1,500 to replace; remove the blue lights until Council can reach a deci- sion, including 7 potential Cree Am- ber lights in front of Crescent Beach Family Park that are turtle-friendly; authorize staff to contract a Profes- sional Engineer to sign and seal a Limited Development Order (LDO) for Lee County and extend the In- finate Construction contract’s De- cember 31 deadline by two months; or put in Cree Amber lights now and obtain an after-the-fact LDO. Butcher asked the two Flor- ida Power & Light (FPL) employ- ees to explain differences between standard and turtle-friendly lights in terms of illumination and which qualify for a free government sup- ply, and learned that turtle-friendly lights are much less bright and not in the program. “Perfect answer,” exclaimed Butcher! “That tells us it is five times the amount of energy for the same amount of luminosity, and the white lights are free while the Amber lights cost big bucks! We can position the white lights so you cannot see them from the beach, and the shield does not al- low the light up into the night sky either. If you install them properly, you should not have an issue. My preference is we pick the new white lights and let them go to work.” Murphy asked the downside to keeping the blue lights, with the Town Manager replying the replace- ment cost that Murphy judged, “not a ton of money. It seems like we should leave them until we can do everything in one shot; I am open to additional discussion.” Cerece- da added, “I agree with Ray at this point,” with Hosafros noting that the Town “expects our residents to provide turtle-friendly lights and we issue tickets and fines if they don’t; it is hypocritical of the Town to put in other lights.” The Town Manager intoned, “Council member Hosaf- ros makes a good point – we do re- Dec 13th, 2019 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 17 Council Torn Over Lights, Trees Panel Decision Time Winds Down, Continued so they should be easy to limit.” MILLIONS IN ANOTHER FASHION

Under “Guidelines & Reg- ulations for Murals,” Council dis- cussed various items including the use of words, what wall percentage can a mural can fill, and who has the final authorization to approve a submitted design. “We cannot have subjective standards,” said Hosaf- ros. “Saying we like your mural but we don’t like yours is not appro- priate.” Butcher cautioned, “Never underestimate the ingenious na- ture of people!” Cereceda agreed, “or we will end up with a pink wall with a freakish baby monster hold- ing a cellphone! Maybe a beach or coastal environment theme as a guideline.” Shamp and Butcher re- spectively noted such current build- ings as “The Mermaid Lounge” and “Lani Kai Island Resort” as large- Bruce Butcher (L) discusses Estero Boulevard lighting as his Town Council colleagues listen. PHOTO BY GARY MOONEY. scale murals that already exist. Under “Agenda Manage- quire our folks to do things accord- proceed with the first option. off-island,” with Murphy saying, “I ment,” a clearly frustrated Butch- ing to our Ordinances, so maybe am all for more trees.” er, with his term ending in three we should bite the bullet and do the ADOPT-A-TREE Butcher however opined, “I months, asked, “What are we going right thing.” am very concerned about this pro- to do about street lighting; how will Shamp said, “I agree with Under “Adopt-a-Tree Poli- gram as FPL says trees must be at we attack that? Are we saying, ‘No Rexann and Roger; we must be cies & Procedures,” Cereceda stat- least 50 feet from powerlines. How Thank You’ to free Estero Boule- good stewards of our environment ed that “I am glad we are trying to can we verify people plant them in vard lighting and spending millions and do what is right. We need a reinitiate this!” Hosafros began the the right spots?” The Town Manag- of dollars in another fashion?” Ho- comprehensive plan for the entire process but “I handed it off to staff er stated, “We hoped to make this safros answered, “That is not what I length of Estero Boulevard that is who mostly developed the idea. pretty painless, but we cannot leg- am saying; I am saying look at oth- turtle-friendly, as that season does What I see is it is limited to resi- islate ‘Good Judgement.’ We can er options.” “Those opinions may not just last a couple of months but dential property owners but I would put in as many variables as you cost millions of dollars,” countered half the year. I don’t mean to under- like to add non-profits like the FMB think appropriate, because if they Butcher. Cereceda said she wants estimate $100,000 but we blow up Woman’s Club and perhaps busi- plant them in the wrong place, the to hear the Lee County Estero Bou- $65,000 in one event, so let’s be the ness owners.” Shamp added that, “I first person’s power they will knock levard Street Lighting Study report model Town on getting this right so am also excited. We had to stop the out is their own!” Hosafros noted, again at a future Management & other Towns get it right, too!” Cere- previous program because people “We are only offering two types – Planning Session. ceda advised the Town Manager to were taking and planting the trees Gumbo Limbos and Sea Grapes –

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beverages available from the Dog cool hot rods, classic cars and cus- KIWANIS MEETING House with beer samples from Mo- tom trucks. Free registration for The Fort Myers Beach Kiwanis mentum Brewery. Entertainment by car owners and free admission for Club will hold a holiday celebration Chapel by the Sea. Event supports spectators. 239-463-3257. at their TH Dec 19 5:30pm meeting December the Friends of the Mound House. at Bonita Bill’s meeting room, 702 451 Connecticut St, FMB. Parking HOLIDAY INN CONCERT Fisherman’s Wharf, FMB. Guest available at 216 Connecticut St. The Beach United Methodist speakers will be Debbie Voorhees Church will host an enchanting eve- and Kathy Klar of the Friend of BROMELIAD SHOW ning inspired by Irving Berlin featur- Lovers Key State Park. All are wel- The Caloosahatchee Bromeliad ing your favorite Christmas songs come. Fortmyersbeachkiwanis.org Society will host their Annual Bro- performed by Paul Todd, Paul Todd, meliad Plant Show & Sale on Dec Jr, and the St. Agnes Choir on MO, MAHJONG 14 & 15 at the Araba Shrine Tem- Dec 16 at 7pm. Refreshments will Attention all Mahjong players: Drop ple, 2010 Hanson St, Fort Myers. be available. Free will offering. 239- in Mahjong is offered every Mon- Admission is Free and includes a 463-9656. day from 9am-noon through April A Daily Guide to Fun on the Beach judged show of spectacular dis- at Church of the Ascension Parish A Publication of FortMyersBeach.news plays of bromeliads and the area’s SPIRIT OF THE HOLIDAYS Hall. AC & refreshments. Call Bar- largest Bromeliad plant sale. Pick The Gift Wrapping Party will be bara Puffer for information. 203- CHRISTMAS TREE FEST up growing tips and landscape held WE Dec 18 starting at 5pm at 494-2765 or 239-463-4543. No It’s finally here! The 2nd annual ideas. the Red Coconut clubhouse. Spir- play Dec 23 & 30. Fort Myers Beach Woman’s Club it of the Holidays is a joint effort of Christmas Tree Festival & Auction! BLUE CHRISTMAS SERVICES the Beach Kids Foundation and the CHRISTMAS PIANO Head to the FMB Woman’s Club, The holiday season, often full of Fort Myers Beach Fire Department Join Julie Wenger on FR Dec 20 175 Sterling Ave, FMB on FR Dec joyful expectations, can be hard on to benefit local families at Christ- at 10:30am at the Beach Library to 13 from 5:30-8:30pm and SA Dec those who mourn or are experienc- mas. enjoy some classic holiday favor- 14 from 3:30-8pm. Silent Auction for ing tough times. Two Island church- ites by a classical pianist. over two dozen unique Christmas es are offering Blue Christmas Ser- AED & CPR trees decorated by area non-profit vices to provide comfort to those On TH Dec 19 at 10:30am at the SAFE BOATING CLASS organizations. Live performances, who feel little comfort and joy in this Beach Library, join the FMB Library Learn about safe boating from the Food trucks on Friday; chili tasting celebratory season. Beach United staff, volunteers and the FMB Fire experts of the US Coast Guard Aux- and bake sale on Saturday. Cash Methodist Church will hold a Blue Department to learn how to save a iliary. They are offering a one-day bar both nights. Santa visits Friday Christmas service on SU, Dec 15 at life. Automatic External Defibrilla- “About Boating Safely” class on SA night. 5pm. Chapel by the Sea will hold tors (AED’s) are life-saving devic- Dec 21 from 9am - 4pm at the Pine their Blue Christmas Service on TH es. Instruction on how to use them Ridge Community Center, 15660 CHRISTMAS MARKET Dec 19 at 7pm. All are welcome at correctly increases the survival Pine Ridge Rd, Fort Myers. This On SA, Dec 14 from 10am - 3pm, either service. rates for victims of medical emer- beginner, one day class will give the Mound House will host a vari- gencies. CPR is a skill that can also the novice boater the knowledge ety of local vendors offering unique CARIBBEAN CAR SHOW save lives. Spend some time in a needed to obtain FWC safety certi- gifts including the Caloosa Carvers Parrot Key Caribbean Grill hosts group setting learning these import- fication. Many boat insurance com- with wood carving demonstrations. two car shows each month, on the ant procedures. Please pre-register panies offer discounts for course Visit the museum free or shop 1st and 3rd MO. Next show Dec 16 at least one day in advance by call- completion. Course offers local unique items from Mali. Food and from 4-7pm. Stop by to see some ing 239-765-8162. knowledge, shared perspectives Dec 13th, 2019 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 19

and collaboration. Advance regis- paint, fluorescent lightbulbs and concerts of all original music this $20/adult; $10/child over 6. Reserva- tration required by phone 239-690- other household chemicals to the season. Concerts take place at tions required 239-765-8101. 6780 x 1 or online at aux91fmb.org Solid Waste facility at 6441 Topaz the large gazebo on the beach at Ct, Fort Myers. It is open MO – FR Lovers Key. Seating available in CO-ED SENIOR SOFTBALL FUN RUN 8am -5pm and the first Saturday of the gazebo for the first 80 people. Want to get outside and have some Join the Fort Myers Beach Kiwanis the month. For more info on recy- Feel free to bring a beach chair. fun? Join the slow pitch softball group Club for their annual post-Christ- cling and solid waste disposal visit Prior to the concert FOLKS will for ages 50+ that gathers at the Bay mas Fun Run, held on FR, Dec 27 leegov.com/solidwaste host Gourmet Food Trucks on Oaks field on TU and TH at 9:30am. at the Chapel St. Beach Access. site with a portion of food and No glove needed. Men & women wel- This family-friendly 5K for runners HOLIDAY NIGHTS beverage sales going to the fu- come. Let’s have some fun! Ques- AND walkers will be held on Fri- The Edison & Ford Estates homes ture Welcome & Discovery Cen- tions? Call Perry 239-281-0752. day this year to allow more beach and gardens are decorated with ter at the park. The Jan 2 concert visitors to participate. Sign up be- thousands of lights for Holiday will feature J. Robert and Brent PROTECT OUR MANATEES gins at 7am, with the run at 8am. Nights, open through Dec. 30. San- Moyer. Free with paid park entry. Boaters are asked to be aware that $10/adults; $5 children 16 & under. ta and Mrs. Claus will visit each they share our local waters with man- T-shirts and trophies included. To Sunday from 6-8pm at the Caretak- atees. Slow down, honor slow speed volunteer or for more information ers Cottage. The Children’s Tree zones and watch for signs of mana- contact the FMB Kiwanis Thrift Trail features over 60 trees deco- tees in the water near your boat. Give Shop at 239-454-8090. rated with handmade ornaments them plenty of room. To report a sick, from Lee County students. Holiday injured, dead or tagged manatee, HOLIDAY PREP Nights tickets are $20/adults: $10/ contact FWC at 1-888-404-3922 or Lee County Solid Waste encourag- teens and $2/children 6-12. For on your cell: *FWC or #FWC es residents to use hurricane-sea- more information visit edisonford. son gasoline now and dispose org WATER QUALITY LINKS of cooking oil and other chemi- Save these links to check on water cals. Gas degrades over time and SONGWRITERS AT SUNSET quality. Some are single source re- should not be stored year to year. The 2020 Songwriters at Sunset ports, others contain multiple links to Gas from this year’s hurricane sup- concert series begins TH Jan 2 a variety of information. plies can be used in lawn mowers at 3:45pm. Friends of Lovers Key WATERFRONT TOURS and other equipment. Residents invites musicians from the Ameri- Learn more about the shrimping Chamber of Commerce: are encouraged to bring leftover cana Community Music Associa- industry from the Ostego Bay bit.ly/CCisp oil from holiday turkey frying, old tion to offer monthly free acoustic Working Waterfront Tour, offered State Water Quality: every WE from 9am-noon, weath- www.protectingfloridatogether.gov er permitting. Learn about “Pink FWC Red Tide: Gold” and the oldest and largest bit.ly/RedTideisp shrimping fleet in Florida. Tour in- SCCF Reports: LOCAL GOVERNMENT MEETINGS cludes 90 minutes guided visit to recon.sccf.org the Marine Science Center and a Wednesday, 12/18 9:00am Anchorage Advisory Committee Mote Marine Reports: visit to the commercial fishing in- visitbeaches.org All meetings take place in Town Hall, 2525 Estero Blvd, Fort Myers dustry, including Erickson & Jen- Vibrio V Reports: Beach unless otherwise noted. Meetings are subject to change. sen Supply House, net shop and bit.ly/FLvibrioV Trico Shrimp boat loading dock.

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For all tides go to www.saltwatertides.com Dec 13th, 2019 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 25 PUZZLE ANSWERS Page 26 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Dec 13th, 2019 “Art Divine” Exhibit FMBAA Show Through January 9 worry about empty walls as the show inch mini-masters original paintings for Mimi Little, Bea Pappas and Lynne We- continues, because whenever an artist just $10, with admission to the event solowski are this year’s artists,” related sells a painting, they can replace it with free and open to the public.” Kathy, “who paint four works of art in another one; I was fortunate enough to 90 minutes, as they rotate from piece sell one already, so I have a new paint- UPCOMING EVENTS to piece, then we frame and auction ing hanging in its place. That’s why we them off, with all proceeds to our Stu- encourage everyone to visit ‘Art Divine’ The FMBAA’s next Juried show dent Scholarship Fund that allowed us more than once – because the exhibit is “The Winter Juried Show 2020: Not to award over $3,800 in scholarships in is constantly changing. I may not have The Status Quo,” sponsored by Fresh 2019. This fantastic event always sells Fort Myers Beach Art Association gala the most objective point-of-view, but I Catch Bistro, from Monday, January 13 out, so get your tickets ASAP!” Feb- guests check out some of the original think the quality of the exhibit this year through Thursday, February 6. “This is ruary events include Jane Slivka con- works in the “Art Divine Holiday Sales Show.” is excellent!” our biggest show of the entire year,” ducting a workshop for $10-per-person “Art Divine” is not strictly a hol- Kathy enthused. “Unlike ‘Art Divine,’ on Sunday, February 9, from 4 to 6 By Gary Mooney iday exhibit, however. “It runs through this is not exclusive to FMBAA mem- p.m. and Joanne Sandborn on Sunday, [email protected] Thursday, January 9, 2020,” Kathy bers, but open to all 19 associations February 16, at 1 p.m. shared, “because a lot of seasonal folks that belong to the Art Council of South- If you are looking for a truly and vacationers are not here yet prior west Florida, and that makes for a big DO NOT NEED unique, one-of-a-kind gift for a loved to the beginning of the New Year, and show! The exhibit will feature two-di- TO BE REMBRANDT one this holiday season that won’t they really look forward to this show, its mensional paintings that will include break your bank account, then head amazing works and reasonable prices, drawing, watercolor, oils, acrylic, pas- The Fort Myers Beach Art As- over to the Fort Myers Beach Art As- so we keep it up until roughly a week tel, collage, batik, woodcuts and more. sociation & Gallery is at 3030 Shell sociation (FMBAA) for its current “Art after the Holidays so that everyone has Even though the exhibit does not open Mound Boulevard, with access off Es- Divine” show! an opportunity to shop.” to the public until January 13, judging tero Boulevard via Donora Boulevard. “The ‘Art Divine Holiday Sale The FMBAA kicked off the “Art actually takes place behind closed Gallery hours are Monday through Sat- Show’ is a fundraiser for the FMBAA,” Divine” show with a gala opening on doors on Sunday, January 12, though urday through April 15 from 10 a.m. to 3 said Kathy Taylor, co-chair of the ex- Wednesday night, December 11, at the we do not announce the winners until p.m. The FMBAA offers classes, work- hibit. “All the artwork comes from FM- FMBAA Gallery in conjunction with the a week after that. Awards are for 1st, shops, juried shows, demonstrations, BAA members, who pay $20 in lieu of Greater Fort Myers Beach Chamber of 2nd, and 3rd place along with Merit and a multitude of other programs. For the Gallery’s usual commission to dis- Commerce’s Business After Hours So- and Honorable Mention categories and more information, call 239-463-3909 or play up to 12 individual pieces of art- cial. “Pam Flaherty is a member of both Special Awards.” see www.fortmyersbeachart.com. work, with the artists retaining the sale the FMBAA and Chamber Boards,” On January 12, the FMBAA “We have roughly 200 mem- price. What is great about ‘Art Divine’ Kathy explained, “so she was the hosts a demonstration by artist Bonnie bers,” Kathy concluded, “and everyone is that the maximum sale price is $150, bridge between the two organizations Broitzman for $10-per-person from 4 to is so wonderful! Many of us moved to including tax, with many of the works combining the Opening and Social into 6 p.m. A week later, on Sunday, Janu- Southwest Florida from all over the in the $35 to $75 range, so if you are one splendid occasion!” ary 19, the FMBAA presents a Gallery country, and when you get here, you looking for a fantastic Christmas pres- While “Art Divine” opened with Talk by professor and artist Francesco often don’t know that many people, but ent, this is the show for you!” a wonderful gala, it will close on Janu- Gillia entitled “The Perception of Beau- at the FMBAA we not only paint but so- Kathy explained, “We have ary 9 with another outstanding program ty” with free admission at 1 p.m. Fol- cialize and get to know everyone, as 35 artists in the exhibit and most en- – an Open House & Bazaar from 9 a.m. lowing Professor Gillia’s presentation, we are not a ‘cliquey’ group! Member- tered their full complement of a doz- to 2 p.m. “We will have beverages and there is a reception where the FM- ship is inexpensive, as we already own en pieces, so that means we have all sorts of goodies,” Kathy said, “with BAA will announce “The Winter Juried our own Gallery, and you do not need roughly 400 works for you to peruse. demonstrations throughout the day, in Show” winners. to be Rembrandt or be juried through The two-dimensional works range from various mediums including pastel, oil Thursday, January 23, the an association like many other groups, water media to oil, along with drawing, painting, acrylic, watercolor, portraits, FMBAA presents the popular “Paint so everyone is welcome!” collage, hand-pulled prints, serigraphs finger drawings and other formats that Around” with heavy appetizers for and woodcuts. All the pieces are orig- visitors can often purchase on a make- $20-per-person from 5 to 8 p.m. inals – no prints! You don’t have to and-take basis. We will unveil 8-by-10 “Award-winning artists Helma Gansen,

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