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Wednesday, September 11, 1996 • Vol. XXX No. 13 THE INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER SERVING NOTRE DAME AND SAINT MARY'S Senate University plant meets EPA standards By HEATHER COCKS explains Brown. Associate News Editor Frequent correspondences sponsors are standard EPA procedure, The University of Notre Moore notes, despite the fact Dame has taken steps to cor­ that emissions are currently ‘Bike Day’ rect a violation of the Clean at safe levels. “We’ve found an immediate solution. By KATE JACQUES Air Act by modifying the Whether this will be suffi­ News Writer______flawed boilers in the Notre Dame Power Plant. cient in the long term, the In January 1996, the EPA will decide. They may Each day, students and fac­ recommend further adjust­ ulty from Notre Dame and Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) formally ments to our boilers.” Saint Mary’s College are informed the University of EPA officials calculated encouraged to take an active part in environmental preser­ three boilers that failed a that the stack emissions vation. series of stack tests conduct­ could have passed the dis­ ed between February 1991 charge limit by 400 tons of Today, the Faculty Senate’s Pedestrian & Bikeways and July 1995. In addition, particle matter per year; with the sulfur dioxide emis­ Committee emphasizes this sulfur dioxide emissions concern through its semi­ were deemed excessive. sions exceeding the limit by 500 tons per year. annually sponsored “Bike or “We tested the boilers Moore reaffirmed an earli­ Walk to Campus Day.” about three weeks ago, and they passed successfully,” er statement that such a sce­ The purpose of this event is nario would only have to motivate both off-campus said Dennis Brown, assistant director of public relations at occurred if all boilers had students and faculty to use a been running at full capacity different and often forgotten Notre Dame. Director of Public Relations Dennis for the course of a year. art of transportation. Moore concurred, “In terms “That is extremely unlikely,” Many campus organizations he said. are involved in assisting dur­ of emissions, they are in Brown was optimistic ing the event. From 7 a.m. compliance with the regula­ about the condition of the until 5:30 p.m., Notre Dame tions.” Both Moore and Brown plant. “These things do take Security will supervise a fac­ time,” he said, referring to ulty “bike corral” in front of allowed that this is only the first step in resolving the sit­ the communicative process DeBartolo Hall. University with the EPA. “However, any Food Services will serve com­ uation. “We are in the additional modifications that plimentary coffee, juice, and process of writing to the EPA, telling them how we may be required don’t bagels to the participants, change the fact that right who are also eligible to win a view the situation and The Observer / Mike Ruma now, all the boilers are oper­ University Power Plant, located along Saint Joseph’s lake, recently lowered free drawing for a bicycle hel­ informing them of the modi­ ating safely.” smokestack emissions in accordance with EPA regulations. met. fications we’ve made,” Ommittee Chairman Kern Trembath is expecting a large turnout for the event. The Saint Mary’s battles dining hall crowds Pedestrian & Bikeways Committee would like to advo­ By ANN KEARNS agree that the dining hall dur­ entered, according to Walker. Discussions about changing cate such environmentally News Writer ing the noon hour is beyond The dining hall seats approxi­ the class schedule arose last conscious means of trans­ busy; it’s stressful. They run to mately 580 people. year when the University of portation year round, In the middle of the day, get a table, run to get in line, Part of the blame for this Notre Dame decided to alter Trembath said. However, hungry students at Saint and push their way through to mass of students can be placed their schedule. Although Saint weather in South Bend pre­ Mary’s may need to wait up to the conveyer. Lis Sonneveld, a on the class schedule changes Mary’s did not adopt the same vents this particular promo­ twenty minutes just to enter St. Mary’s sophomore, said that have taken place this time schedule, the school did tion from occurring more than the dining hall, let alone select that she must “try to get in as semester. The College offers adjust the schedule making it twice a year. food, sit down and eat. soon as [she] can or else [she] only a few courses between easier on those students who The high number of both Lunch hour at Saint Mary’s, waits and is looking for a table noon and 1 p.m. They are pri­ are taking classes at both insti­ faculty and students who particularly on Mondays, forever.” marily taught by part-time fac­ tutions. joined in the activity last year, Wednesdays, and Fridays The dining hall staff has also ulty who felt the lunch hour In addition to tracking the as well as cooperative weath­ between noon and 1 p.m., is no adjusted its typical routine to would be the most convenient amount of people entering the er, give this year’s committee longer a time of relaxation, but accommodate the large time to hold their class, dining hall, Kirwan has high expectations for the a time Filled with tension due amount of students. Kevin according to Lorraine increased his staff during event, Trembath added. to the volume of students Kirwan, director of Dining Kitchner, Saint Mary’s regis­ lunch time. One area in partic­ “Bike or Walk to Campus wanting to eat at this time. Services, and Thelma Walker, trar. ular that needed an extra Day" provides an opportunity “When you only have one dining hall manager, started by Additionally, Monday- worker was the conveyor. for the University of Notre half hour of spare time a day, tracking the amount of people Wednesd ay-Friday classes Students waiting to dispose of Dame to work closely with city you don’t want to waste 29 entering the dining hall at cer­ start on the hour as opposed to their trays become so frustrat­ officials, Trembath said. minutes of it standing in line tain times. On Monday, Sept. staggered times throughout the ed that they often leave them Recently, South Bend mayor for the dining hall food, ” junior 9, 200 students entered before day as in past semesters. This on their tables. Kirwan saw Joseph Kernan officially des- Lisa Towner commented. noon, and between noon and creates a common break for all this problem occurring, so he Other Saint Mary’s students 12:20 p.m., 400 more students students. see BIKE / page 4 see DINING / page 4 Off-campus housing cracks down on drinking By HEATHER COCKS parietals, no rectors, and surely This could have been the cat­ for anyone caught violating the Associate News Editor no restrictions. alyst for a memo that will new rule. Off-campus apartment com­ reportedly be delivered today to An August 24, a party was The Fall 1996 semester has plexes do, however, have rules all Campus View residents. The broken up at College Park; fol­ barely commenced, and already governing parties on the memo states that if a party has lowing that, the rules were a number of off-campus parties premises, and they are not just more than 10 attendees, it is tightened and, in the opinion of have drawn the attention of there for show; they are art 1 of 3 considered sufficient provoca­ residents, made too restrictive. both security guards and the enforced. tion for the police to put an end Ross Ramunno, a resident of you cannot hear the person police, who have not hesitated “We provide guidelines to all to the gathering. that complex, contends that the who is speaking to you, turn it to break up and report them. our tenants,” said Beth “That is ridiculous,” com­ party in late August was merely down. “That decibel level is fine The events have left tenants Hoffman, manager of Turtle mented senior Mike Buhrfiend, crowded, neither noisy nor pop­ in a bar, but not in a residential pondering the all-important Creek Apartments. “The com­ a Campus View resident. “We ulated by underage drinkers. community,” according to question: Can residents have pany that owns the complex is spent three years in the dorm “We received no party guide­ Hoffman. parties? just trying to protect its invest­ with tons of rules, now we re lines, even though we’ve lived A similar list given to Campus Of course they can. m ent.” finally off-campus and we’re here since June,” Ramunno View residents requires that Included in the Party Though Hoffman maintains getting the same thing.” stated. “We had louder parties “no activities occurring in your Guidelines for Turtle Creek that she does not expect the No one from the management than that one, and were never apartment draw attention to Apartments, the answer to that tenants to refrain from party­ staff at Campus View was avail­ notified of any problems or your apartment or to the question embodies one of the ing, “we will be a bit tougher able for comment. objections. . no warnings. Campus View property.” greatest temptations for stu­ when it comes to the noise College Park Condominiums Suddenly we’re threatened with Manager Julie Rodriguez noted, dents who are deciding level.” announced on Sept. 4 that any eviction.” “People are forgetting their whether or not to move off- A clause in the list of guide­ parties in the apartments are “We re afraid of [eviction], so regulations. They’re aware of campus. lines requests that the volume forbidden, with stern conse­ noise restrictions, but their On paper, it sounds ideal: No of the music be monitored; if quences and a possible eviction see ALCOHOL / page 4 memories are getting short.” page 2 The Observer • INSIDE Wednesday, September 11, 1996 m INSIDE COLUMN m WORLD AT A GLANCE H onoring Trial over same-sex unions begins in Hawaii HONOLULU The case is being closely Three years after Hawaii’s Same-sex marriage watched around the country. Supreme Court all but declared S Because the U.S. Constitution a the state’s ban on gay mar­ been introduced in 34 state legislatures since 1995. fl requires to states to recognize riages unconstitutional, the §| each other’s laws, gay mar­ debate over whether to recog­ riages performed in Hawaii M em ory nize homosexual unions might well be recognized in returned to the courtroom other states as well. today. In fact, the trial opened just “A child raised by his or her as the U.S. Senate gave final biological parents has a better congressional approval to the On July 17, 1996, the opportunity for development,” Defense of Marriage Act, Notre Dame community said Deputy Attorney General which would bar federal and Farley Hall in particu­ Rick Eichor in his opening recognition of same-sex mar­ lar suffered a blow that statement in the civil trial riages and allow states to do many would feel they are ‘‘This is not a case of gay-bash the same. President Clinton too young to experience: ing.” has said he will sign the legis­ the death of a friend. Dan Foley, attorney for the | BBs pending lation. Patty Kwiat, a would-be ban enacted three gay couples who sued BUIS defeated, n Stales not In The trial comes three years senior at Notre Dame withdrawn or U session 0 9 9 Liz Foran state for denying them mar­ after the state Supreme Court and in Farley this year, touched off a political, reli­ Editor-in-Chief riage licenses, countered that lost her life in the explo­ there’s no way to prove a child Source: Human Rights Campaign gious and social furor when it sion of TWA flight 800 raised by same-sex parents would be any worse off. said the state’s ban on gay marriages is unconstitutional en route to Paris on that day. “Today in Hawaii a law-abiding, taxpaying couple of unless the government can show a compelling interest in Last night, friends and acquaintances gath­ the same sex cannot marry,” Foley said. “A convicted keeping it. ered in the chapel of the dorm to honor her murderer serving a.life term in prison can get nfarried.” Whatever the outcome of the trial in Circuit Court, the memory and share each other’s sorrow. Two of the couples he represents were in court today. fight will return to the Supreme Court on appeal. For those who knew her, and even those who didn’t, it was a time to begin healing, Music company silences “Dole Man” Vampire game leader convicted both through laughter and through tears. For many, it may be their first experience WASHINGTON VIRGINIA BEACH with the death of someone they were close to. The music company that owns “Soul A man was convicted of biting and sexually molesting But even for those who have experienced a Man” doesn’t want the rhythm and eight teen-age girls as part of a vampire game. The girls loss before, the tragedy is all the harder to blues hit turned into “Dole Man” and testified that Jon C. Bush taught them a game in which swallow due to so many unanswered ques­ may seek damages to the tune of he played the leader of a family of ancient vampires. The tions. $100,000 per play from Bob Dole’s girls were told they could become vampires by having sex Memories of Patty were shared among the campaign. Rondor Music International with him or by letting him “mark” them by biting them group, recognizing her sweetness, her lovable Inc. has written Dole, complaining the hard, usually just below the breasts. The girls, 13 to 16 “no worries” attitude, her enthusiasm for Republican’s campaign theme song, when Bush met them, sometimes painted their faces almost everything, as well as her hearty “Dole Man,” violated its copyright to white and their lips and fingernails black for excursions sense of humor and humorous escapades. the 1967 song written by David Porter and Isaac Hayes to malls or the oceanfront. Bush often wore snap-on She was always in a good mood. She was for the duo Sam and Dave. “Dole Man ” mimics the “Soul fangs and would walk with his hands folded in an X always ready to go out. She was always there Man” refrain: “ I’m a Dole man ... I’m a Dole m an.” The across his chest. The 27-year-old air-conditioner repair­ to pick up a friend who was feeling down. campaign has played “Dole Man” at rallies for months, man was found guilty by a judge of charges including Right now, remembering Patty Kwiat is still including the Republican National Convention in San crimes against nature, indecent liberties and contributing gut wrenching — a memory will float into Diego. Parodies are protected from copyright lawsuits but to the delinquency of a minor. He could get more than mind and then the realization that she is gone Mary Lee Ryan, vice president of business affairs for 100 years in prison at sentencing Nov. 26. The girls said hits like a punch in the stomach. Rondor, said, “I don’t think he’s making fun of himself Bush told them he drained energy from people through Remembering causes tears, although bro­ and I don’t think he’s making fun of the song.” In an Aug. sexual contact. “He said it was a form of feeding,” said a ken by sobbing laughter at Patty’s hilarious 29 letter, which claimed unauthorized use of the tune “is girl who was 14 when she met Bush. Defense attorney antics. tantamount to theft,” Rondor set a Friday deadline for Linda Mitchell said that the girls made up the story and Remembering causes anger — anger at God, the Dole campaign to respond before the Los Angeles- that some didn’t come forward until they saw news anger at terrorism that seemingly took her based company takes action. reports about the case. life, anger at the world in general for taking a life that touched so many others, who shared Cadet eliminates “unclean” reminder Movable feast: hoppers invade West so much of herself, who enjoyed life so unabashedly. DALLAS CARSON, N.D. Remembering Patty’s death can evoke all of An Air Force Academy cadet reportedly told police he Dan Stewart planted corn and wheat. What he’s ended these feelings and emotions, but how can killed a 16-year-old girl because their one-time fling was up with is 700 acres of grasshoppers. On his farm south remembering her life possibly elicit the same an “unclean act” that enraged his fiancee and threat­ of Carson, an insect infestation of horror-movie propor­ responses? In Patty, there was no anger, no ened the “purity” of their relationship. The cadet, David tions has left almost nothing growing. Fields are as bar­ bitterness and no sadness (aside from her Graham, is charged along with his fiancee, Diane ren as in midwinter. The garden is destroyed. The homesickness freshman year). Zamora, an 18-year-old midshipman at the U.S. Naval grasshoppers have even nibbled holes in the trampoline. Patty was the face beaming at you as you Academy, in the slaying of Adrianne Jones. The 16-year- They’re stripping the trees of foliage in a part of the walked down the hallway, even if she did not old was found beaten with weights and shot Dec. 4 in country where trees are a precious commodity, and have know your name. And she did seem to know Grand Prairie. According to authorities, Graham’s fiancee already killed the pines. Neighbors say they’ve seen the almost everyone’s name. ordered him to kill Miss Jones after Graham admitted insects eating dead rodents and snakes. In neighbor Her eyes were so intriguing. . . wide and having sex with the younger woman in a car parked Russell Woodbury’s “hopper field,” grasshoppers have beautiful. They looked almost gray until a behind a school. Graham told police in a statement that eaten every bit of the corn: kernels, silk, even stalks. smile caused them to explode with color and he “convinced myself that Diane was even worth murder. “When they get hungry, they’ll eat anything,” said Tim character. After Diane gave me the ultimatum, I thought long and Becker, the North Dakota State University extension Her laugh carried down the hall and hard about how to carry out the crime. I was stupid, but I agent for Grant County. The grasshoppers have multi­ around the corner and could light up any was in love,” The Dallas Morning News reported plied thanks to “great egg-laying weather” — hot and room, even from so far away. Tuesday. “Well, Diane’s beautiful eyes have always dry, said Keith Winks, North Dakota state plant health Despite the circumstances surrounding her played the strings of my heart effortlessly,” he said. director for the U.S. Department of Agriculture. He said death, Patty’s memory still brings life to us all. Graham’s lawyer said police coerced him into making the another hot, dry summer could spread the bugs to Idaho, Although it hurts now, remembering Patty statem ent. Oregon and Washington. cannot be a bitter experience. The realization that someone so young and full of energy and dream s lost her life is hard to accept, but from her memory can only 5 Day South Bend Forcast come life. AccuWeather® forecast for daytime conditions and high temperatures The AccuWeather® forecast for noon, W ednesday, Sept. 11. We are all better off for having known her Lines separate high temperature zones for the day. or even known of her. Her friends need only n * think of how their lives would be different had they never known her. H The views expressed in the Inside Column L are those of the author and not necessarily those of The Observer. W e d n e s d a y ^ 7 9 5 7

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In this associate vice capacity, he marketed and Committee organization president for structured financing for educa­ and calendar issues topped finance and tional, cultural and health-care the list of subjects at last t h e clients throughout the Midwest. n ig h t’s H all P r e s id e n t’s U n iv e rs ity ’s A certified cash manager, he Council meeting. chief invest­ earned a bachelor’s degree from All hall SYR and formal ment officer. Notre Dame in 1981 and a mas­ dance dates have been set, M a 1 p a s s ter’s of business administration announced Sejdinaj and the final list will be (MBA) in finance from DePaul printed next week. Also, the appoint­ University in 1984. Dillon Hall will sponsor a ment of John A. Sejdinaj, for­ In conjunction with Sejdinaj’s pep rally this Thursday fea­ merly director of fixed income promotion, Malpass has made turing a live band at 5:45 and cash management in the four other promotions and p.m. The rally will then University’s Investment Office as appointments in the Investment commence at 7 p.m. the first director of the finance Office. The Council also discussed and budgeting office. Donald H. Fehrs, formerly campus improvements. Greg “The increasing complexity of senior investment analyst, will Szilier of student govern­ the University’s $400 million replace Sejdinaj as an invest­ ment will compile informa­ operating budget, combined ment director responsible for tion in coming weeks from with ambitious academic and fixed income investments and lists formulated at this student life initiatives, requires a investments for a variety of spe­ week’s hall council meetings professionally staffed budget cial situations such as energy regarding students’ office to coordinate the collec­ and commodities. Before joining thoughts about campus tion and dissemination of finan­ the Investment Office staff in improvement. cial information to academic May 1995, Fehrs was an assis­ The Junior Parents and administrative depart­ tant professor of finance and Weekend committee is also ments,” Malpass said. “The business economics in Notre looking for information. Any Office of Finance and University Dame’s College of Business junior with senior status, or Budgeting will play a critical Administration. any senior who studied role in the reengineering of bud­ Michael R. Ridenour, formerly abroad last year and is get processes and systems to senior investment analyst, has interested in participating in better support the development been promoted to an investment JPW 1997 should contact of operating and capital budgets director with responsibility for the Office of Student throughout the University. real estate investments, an Activities at 631-7308. “J o h n ’s w ork in the increasingly prominent part of Other issues presented The Observer / Katie Kroener Investment Office has been the University’s endowment were the distribution of the Bounding towards the finish line at the Big Brothers/Big Sisters superb, and I know that he will portfolio. Ridenour was a sales Student Government Alcohol picnic yesterday at Potawatomi Zoo in South Bend, Notre Dame continue to develop innovative associate with Coldwell Banker Guide and residence hall and Saint Mary’s students competed with their “siblings” in a and creative financial solutions Commercial in Washington prior home pages. sack race. in assisting the trustees and offi­ to coming to Notre Dame in July cers of the University in meeting 1991.

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THE WORLD IS WAITING! The Observer • NEWS Wednesday, September 11,1996 massive amounts of people, there, you must welcome them Kirwan believes that this then it would become a prob­ and work with them.” problem needs to be anticipat­ A lc o h o l lem,” he clarified. Buhrfiend agreed: “These Dining ed every year and that stu­ continued from page 1 Both factors contributed to places consist mostly of college continued from page 1 dents need to find the best time the break-up of a Campus View students - some places are even to eat. “There’s going to be we’re not having any more par­ party this past weekend. entirely for them. No one is added an extra person in the those busy times at any dining ties. It might not make for a “They’re definitely coming hurting anybody by having a conveyer and set up tray racks service. The best advice I can great year,” lamented one of down on parties right now,” party. We’re just trying to have around the dining hall. give is to learn when to avoid Ramunno’s roommates. said Buhrfiend. “Last weekend, fun. The lunch menu has also it.” Hoffman expressed concern the guard called the police, “That’s why most people been altered, according to The final results from track­ about crowd size at Turtle who broke up the party and m ove o ff-cam pus. It’s freer; Kirwan. The new menu places ing the amount of students in Creek parties, stating, “When reported it.” The tenants most people expect the parties emphasis on dishes which are and out of the dining hall is it’s really big, you never know responsible were given a warn­ and don’t mind them going on,” easy to serve. Because of the expected to be posted by the who is there and what they’re ing, and it is unclear whether Buhrfiend added. several different entrees avail­ end of this week. This will give doing. You’re bound to get the University will become Lafayette Square declined to able each day, however, adapt­ everyone the necessary infor­ damage, as well as people gen­ involved. comment on both the party ing the menu has been diffi­ mation to know when it is best erally doing what they Noteworthy in its omission,k issue and the College Park cult. to enjoy their afternoon break. shouldn’t.” the guidelines for Turtle Creek announcement. Both Turtle Creek and do not include a specific ban on Campus View require that ten­ underage drinking on the ants be responsible for all premises; Campus View regula­ guests, whether they know tions directly prohibit minors them personally or not. For this from consuming alcohol on the reason, Hoffman feels that “it is premises. to their benefit that they Hoffman insists that residents restrict the crowds.” of Turtle Creek adhere to the Jim Belford, a student at Holy regulations, but she says they YOU G Q m GET THE WEST FIRST Cross College and a Turtle were designed while keeping in Creek resident, expressed little mind that the majority of ten­ concern for noise and crowded ants are college students. “I parties on weekends. “During think they’re [College Park] the week, if it’s 10 people or being a bit too strict,” she said. AND FOB (ESS! less, it’s fine, but if it’s out in “You have to work with your the breezeway and there are clientele. If you want students benefits other than the envi­ ronmental ones. For example, i f Bike the national average for the continued from page 1 maintenance of each parking spot per year ranges from ignated a half mile worth of $1,000 to $1,200, according to bike lanes in the city in order Trem bath. Check out the This, combined with the sto re for to encourage residents to use additional savings their bicycles. health and pollution compo­ during our Best NEUROTIC OUTSIDERS R.E.M. “There is a growing accep­ nents, gives everyone a valid Fest Sale! Neurotic Outsiders N ew Adventures in Hi-Fi tance of bike commuting,” reason to partake in the cause, Trembath said. This provides he added. NEW! Celebrate # 8 8 birthday with a special NEW Observer ad.

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R eturning Students will be on hand to answer questions HT&7&8-096 Wednesday, September 11,1996 The Observer • NEWS page 5 H B osnia Serbs refuse Muslim return Clinton counterattacks By M ORT ROSENBLUM Dole on family leave law Associated Press Writer ______The national government will have a BOSNIA ELECTION three-member presidency consisting of By RON FOURNIER aired only in the daytime — a Bosnia-Herzegovina, one of the six a Croat, a Muslim and a Serb, with the Associated Press W riter tactic aimed at female voters. VISEGRAD republics in the former Yugoslavia, one who got the most votes as chairman. Dole is running far behind From her no-name little is made up of two parts under the There will be a two-chamber legislature: KANSAS CITY Clinton in polls of women, a grill, Dragica Popovic keeps Dayton peace agreement. A look at an appointed 15-member upper house Trying to outflank Bob Dole trend he must change if he is to watch on a fabled 16th-century Saturday’s election in Bosnia: divided equally among Muslims, Croats in the family values debate, win. stone bridge over the Drina. and Serbs and a lower house with 28 President Clinton criticized his “Look at the evidence,” One day, she fears, Muslims \/ .... members from the federation and 14 GOP rival T uesday for voting Clinton told reporters Tuesday. from the Serb region. might come home. against the “Twelve million people have “I just don’t understand why family leave taken a little time off while the ON THE BALLOT the West didn’t let us finish law and aired baby was born or the parent them off, ” Popovic said, her YBOSNIA-HERZEGOVINAA \ In the Muslim-Croat Federation: - a heart-tug­ was sick and ... the American warm smile reshaping to a • Two members, Muslim and Croat, ging TV ad economy has been growing like scowl. “Now we Serbs have to Sarajevo O X of the national presidency, to be portraying crazy since we passed the fami­ 50 miles chosen from eight candidates. suffer.’’ D ole’s oppo­ ly medical leave law.” After Saturday’s elections, 50 km A / • 28 members of the national House sition as cold- Clinton wants to expand the which are expected to legit­ of Representatives. hearted. federal law, allowing people to imize new Bosnian boundaries Serb Republic • 140-seat federation House of ‘‘Those C linton take time off to attend school drawn in blood over 3 1/2 x ; . Representatives. w ho have functions or doctors’ appoint­ years, she is not likely to see Bosnian government-govern \ Croat Federation • Members of lower-level provincial opposed us have been proved ments for their children. Dole Muslims any time soon. assemblies. wrong,” Clinton declared. opposes that, saying the matter Visegrad, a vital Muslim THE GOVERNMENT In Tennessee, Dole retorted should be left to the employees crossroads since the Middle In the Serb region: that Clinton’s idea of caring — or perhaps local or state Ages, was among the first The Dayton agreement calls for a • One Serb member of the national national government, with limited about families was to “have the government. cities Serbs emptied by gunfire presidency, to be chosen from eight powers, for all of Bosnia-Herzegovina. candidates. long arm of the government Campaigning Tuesday in and flame, before “ethnic Under it will be separate governments reach out.” Murfreesboro, Tenn., Dole said, cleansing ” became a house­ for the Muslim-Croat federation and • 14 members of the national House Opening a three-day, cross­ “We care about kids. We care of Representatives. hold term . the Serb republic. country campaign swing about families. We don’t think When it fell, in the spring of • Serb republic president. designed to solidify his lead in government ought to be 1992, refugees say hundreds of • 140-seat Serb republic assembly. key states, the president also involved.” Muslims were taken to the urged American businesses to He said of Clinton: Turkish-built span that Nobel 30,000. Instead of 30 percent Russian soldiers of the interna­ hire workers off welfare rolls. “Today he’s off somewhere laureate Ivo Andric im m ortal­ Serb, it is closer to 100 per­ tional peace force search all The 1993 Family and Medical saying we’re not sensitive about ized in his historical novel cent. cars between Muslim-held Leave Act allows people to take fa m ilie s an d we d o n ’t c a re “The Bridge on the Drina,” Three old mosques were Tuzla and Bijeljina, and care­ unpaid leave from work to care about families. His idea of car­ and cut down by machine-gun obliterated so thoroughly that fully check the papers of any­ for an ill child or other relative. ing for the families is have the fire. after another year of vegeta­ one who wants to pass. The law, one of the first acts of long arm of the government In town, survivors said, Serbs tion, only archaeologists will Among Serbs, the mood is the Clinton presidency, is con­ reach out to touch everybody burned 100 women and chil­ be able to find traces. clear from Popovic’s grill. sidered wildly popular by White that has less than 50 employ­ dren in one building. Counting The story is similar to the Refugees identify their status House pollsters — particularly ees.” the dead and those missing south in Foca and up north in by landmark cities where so among women and young mid­ “We want families to grow, nearly four years later, the wealthy city of Bijeljina, many deals were negotiated. dle-class families. prosper, have opportunities. ... Visegrad Muslims say they lost across much of the Drina River She is a “Dayton,” meaning Clinton’s political team react­ If you can’t do it, the govern­ 2,000 of their number. heartland that separates she fled Ilidza, near Sarajevo, ed quickly after Dole said last ment is going to dominate every Serb officials deny commit­ Serbia from Bosnia. this year after it passed to weekend that the act raised aspect of your life. You’ve got ting the slaughter. But until Because of Dayton, the road Muslim-Croat control. Her questions about government to turn the people loose. Give the Dayton peace accord is clear from Visegrad to bearded friend, Bohan, is a intrusion. A hastily produced the people their freedom. Give opened the borders, they Gorazde, an enclave just down “London.” He left Gorazde in Clinton ad, which began airing the power back to the people restricted access to Visegrad the Drina that the Muslims 1992 after talks ended the first Tuesday, features a real-life and back to the states.” and surrounding areas. By fought fiercely to defend. But siege. mother and father from Texas On welfare, Clinton urged now, facts are hard to verify. their worlds are so disparate There are also locals: Dusan who were able to spend extra employers again and again to Over time, Serb refugees that, with different suppliers, Korac, 34, helped seize the time with their terminally ill hire people off the public assis­ with their own horror stories the cafes play different ver­ area in 1992. In September of daughter. tance rolls. moved into empty homes. sions of the Macarena. that year, he took a sniper bul­ Dole, the ad says, “led a six- “I believe that every employ­ Visegrad returned to its pre­ Farther north, Dayton has let in the hip and fell on two year fight” against the law that er who has ever said a dis­ war population of nearly hardly penetrated. Entrenched mines, losing his left leg. allowed the couple to be with paraging word about the wel­ their daughter until the end. fare system ... should be chal­ “Twelve million have used lenged to assume the responsi­ ‘leave,’ but Dole’s still against bilities to help be a part of the it,” the ad says. solution,” Clinton told the Aides said the ad, running in Southern Governors Power Lun battleground states, was being Association. t h e p a u s e t h a (AMPUS MINISTRY Study abroad in Ireland Ireland Program Information Sessions:

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W HERE I'M CALLING FROM Oh, the glory ofER, Seg ’s You m ust be bored. Surely there is a yea—causes and the such. Well no time football article or a horoscope some­ for that—have to study, sleep... w m where you can immerse yourself in. Do You’re safe in this column—no think­ you actually want to think? I didn’t ing here. Our closed minds and unyield­ think so. Turn the page now. Flip back ing attitudes will go unmolested as long to that comfy world of Dilbert or find out as I’m at the keyboard. Read on, relax, w hat they’ll be whipping up over at ye save your brain for those text books. old Dining Hall tonight. Sink back in Concentrate on what all those wise men your chairs. Plop down in your couch. in those pages have to tell you. Don’t Relax—you’re just a college kid. waste your time worrying about what you might actually think. Why would I want to rock the boat? If you’ve got a problem with our little Notre Dame utopia, get your own column. I’m not going to be another Cassandra colum­ nist, another whining voice of reason. Thomas Coyne This column is going to reach out to the dpHzwKy real Notre Dame student because this column could care less. hours straight because of a soccer along fine here—what’s the big worry? I don’t have the conviction or concern game? I once drank 100 beers over the So what that our student body is about for a fiery discourse on “intolerant” or course of a Notre Dame football week­ as diverse as the Republican conven­ “closed-minded ” students. We’ve heard end—and they say we’ve got no school tion? So what that our college experi­ So you’re still with me. You must it all before. Remember that article last spirit. ence, a time that is supposed to open want to know something then. week about a gay student who felt that And if I hear another thing about our eyes to different cultures and Perchance you’re looking for a popular people at this school were, uh, some­ “gender relations at Notre Dame ” my creeds, has been a time where most of point of view or an original idea worth thing about intolerant and, um, un- head might explode. Same sex housing, us have been blinded by traditional, con­ repeating. My advice is look somewhere Christian or something. Yea, I didn’t co-ed housing, disrespect, lack of sensi­ servative white values? So what that my else. But if you really have nothing else finish either. No time for that. We’ve tivity, random sexual encounters, bla, roommate was harassed incessantly for to do, perhaps I can find something to heard it all before. Haven’t we? bla, and bla. Another issue du jour. So his black girlfriend? So what that most ramble on about for another 967 words. And I am just sick of all this we drink what that parietals turn the opposite sex white Notre Dame students can count You may be curious which cause de too much/we have the right to drink into forbidden fruit? So what that we their non-white friends on one hand? jour I’ll embrace on this allotted page of rhetoric. My head hurts too much to don’t have any means of interacting What are we supposed to do about it? preaching. After all, this is The give any temperance debate a second of with women except getting completely Don’t look at me—I just go to school Observer. If there isn’t a column on the my time. I’ll just sit here on my couch inebriated and slobbering all over them? here. pertinent campaigns being fought by with a tall glass of water—God my head So what that the dining hall looks like a Go ahead and call me apathetic. I’ll your resume boosting colleagues in stu­ hurts. I can’t believe I drank that much fourth grade lunch room, boys here, tell you I don’t care. I am Mr. Notre dent government or an article exploring last night... girls over there? So what that “Our Dame student. I am Mr. grades, activi­ the perilous adventure of living off-cam­ And I’m not going to berate you for Lady’s” University, by keeping us sexu­ ties, and internships—Mr. too busy for pus, this paper’s journalistic foundation your lame school spirit. You won’t hear ally segregated, tries to legislate morali­ anything I can’t fit on my resume. might crumble to dust. You, the astute me whining that “there are more sports ty instead of fostering understanding Learn, don’t think. Answer, don’t ques­ reader, have come to expect certain atti­ at Notre Dame than football.” I say once and respect? None of this is going to get tion. Save yourself the headache and tudes, certain outlooks, certain causes. those sports start winning National me off my couch. I’m quite comfortable just sit yourself right down next to me And I’ll be damned if I’m going to give Championships, then I’ll start cheering. right here. ER is on and afterwards on the couch here. Need a cold one? them to you. Oh, women’s soccer won one of those we’re all going over to Bridget’s to try Let’s sit here and marvel at the glory of I could care less about your causes you say? I seem to vaguely recall a and get some. Sega and Papa John’s. Do something and your controversies—I don’t have the headline about that last year, next to the And that Pandora’s box known as not prescribed in the syllabus of Notre time nor the energy to spend on your article about that football recruit with “race relations ” surely won’t be opened Dame Student Life 101? I don’t think concerns. I am a Notre Dame student. I the 4.378 speed and a 43.29 vert (see—I in this column. White devils, so. We’ve got no class tomorrow—must must study, must sleep, must study, pay attention to what’s going on at Christopher Columbus, multiculturalism, sleep, must eat, must study... must eat, musty study, must drink, must Notre Dame). Those other sports just interracial this and that and the other— drink, must sleep, must study, must eat, aren’t the same—they’re just not foot­ if that stuff doesn’t make you turn the R. Thomas Coyne is a senior Arts and must drink...where the hell was I? Oh ball. Can you get hammered for 48 page I don’t know what will. We all get Letters major.

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—Robert Maynard Hutchins Wednesday, September 11, 1996 page 9

Letter to the Editor ■ God h’ Life Take a glimpse at life, Self and Jesus Church silenc Dear Editor: in front of the same great, you sang rather lustily with the An important issue has arisen this year, with sanctions being We are ND — This is ND. white domes with the hope of mediocre voice God gave you? imposed on Catholics of the Lincoln and Omaha, Nebraska dio­ Three weeks into the new securing great seats to stand in Service and worship go hand ceses by their respective bishops. Bishop Bruskewitz of Lincoln academic year, most of us are during all but the half times of in hand at Notre Dame. has caused many Catholics and others in the United States and settling into habits of study and the six home football games — All of this is important to the abroad to question the authority claimed by the hierarchy to time management that are and thousands of students “ND” we proclaim when we silence their flocks. At the heart of all this upheaval is harder to come by as the sum­ decided on the ways they would declare that “We are ND.” whether the laity has the ______mer comes to an end, even for serve our community through These days provide us with right to speak. the most disciplined among us. volunteer services. Many an important and passing As it now stands, the First year students still strug­ dozens of exciting volunteer moment to reflect on the choic­ answer seems to be no. gle with homesickness even as possibilities have been reduced es and possibilities that lie While many would prefer they rejoice in the new friend­ to a dozen or so. And a new before us in the area of faith the Church to be a Julie Ferraro ships that they have already generation of Domers has and spirituality during the aca­ democracy or, at least, to ______formed. They begin to believe implicitly understood and demic year that has just recent­ allow for informed dia------that they can get over a real accepted a commitment to ser­ ly begun. Faith, and the sup­ logue, many of those in sense of loss and even grief vice during undergraduate port and development of a com­ power have no intention of listening to these voices. The because their parents, their lit­ munity of believers who pray Judeo-Christian history of the Church proves that God called tle brother or sister, or even and serve others, are central “unrecognized" lay people to announce many of divine their dog, are no longer a part < r r i'his weekend — mission values for Notre Dame. decrees, in spite of the fact that Jewish elders were the only of their formerly comfortable JL our< first home Tie into Notre Dame as a ones who were “authorized” to preach on matters of faith. It daily life and routine. But community of believers where was the ordinary person’s duty to listen and learn. everyone has told them that football weekend — we your faith can continue to be The Apostles faced similar rejection by the Jewish hierarchy. classmates they meet during will chant that “We are developed and strengthened. These were fishermen, tax collectors—unschooled, unsavory, their first weeks on the campus With the help of a lot of people, and disobedient to the Law. Other “misguided” souls might will be the people who will ND” in “the House that many of whom are your peers, find their teachings acceptable, but the officials had them serve in their bridal parties, Rockne built” as the learn how to live your life as a arrested, stoned, or chased from Jerusalem. attend their ordination to the believer, so that as you go Throughout the Church’s history, simple folk have tried to priesthood, and serve as god­ new stadium proclaims about your daily life, what you speak on matters of faith, most often criticized by the parents for their children. And with such simple, do reflects, no matter how ordained. The same holds true today. Nonetheless, the laity it seems entirely likely that this dimly or faintly, the values of must be allowed to speak, now more than ever, otherwise the will indeed be the case. understated class.’ the Gospel of Jesus. Church will stagnate and fall completely silent in the future. Students from big American Your one, two, three or four It cannot be a question of faith, the way these bishops make cities have discovered that they years here can truly mark your it sound. The laity affected by these sanctions are doing what can look into the eyes of the years as many have before passage to adult Christianity. they do guided by their own personal faith. No one can deny people they pass on the side­ them. They followed through Take full advantage of the that many members of the laity have a faith that entitles them walks on the quads and greet and “signed up” for Logan opportunities you will have to speak, whether or not the parish priest, local ordinary or them, without glancing back Center, urban plunges, min­ here at Notre Dame to develop the Pope approves of what they say. quickly and nervously to see istries in the Basilica, martial that living faith which has been Just because a person has not studied in a seminary, waded whether or not they have made arts, Student Government, passed on to you — make it through the documents of Vatican II, Canon Law or other a BIG mistake, as their street­ Freshman Retreats, the Center your own. Because to glimpse heavy volumes, it does not mean that he or she has no faith wise instincts scream out. for the Homeless, N.D.E. and even a little of the truth of who from which to draw inspired words or pose legitimate ques­ This weekend — our first the Alianza, among many other Jesus is, is to get the first faint tions. Besides, it is often easier to listen and benefit from a home football weekend — we possibilities. glimpse of who you are and person who speaks or writes in simple terms, than to labor will chant that “We are ND” in Service and worship go hand who you can become as a over theological tomes that have little bearing on life today. “the House that Rockne built” in hand at Notre Dame. believer. The Church must recognize, with the dwindling numbers — the stadium of the Did you happen to notice the May the coming years or your and questionable activities of “official” spiritual leaders, that “University of Notre Dame” as “standing room only” crowds at remaining years or months at the laity is capable of leading, in word and action. Of course, the beautiful new stadium the Masses in the Basilica and Notre Dame, bring you into the this fact has been acknowledged by the Church in its writings, expansion shell proclaims with in the residence halls during ever closer and more personal but fulfillment of the ideal is slow in coming. such simple, understated class. the past two Sundays? Did you contact with Jesus, the word of Neither priests, religious nor the laity can forget: the I hope we will also reflect on feel comfortable worshipping life, the rich source of wisdom Church was given to all, for the sanctification of all, and we all the full meaning of a great God at the Eucharist with and blessings, the Son of the must work together to preserve it and help it grow. No one cheer that has deep roots and scores of other young men and Living God. can question another’s faith if, indeed, that person is called to implications. women from your dorm and What a University! What a serve the Church using God-given talents. The laity — the Thousands of students quad as you rarely have community! faithful — must be allowed to speak! recently attended Activities before? Did you appreciate for Night at the Joyce Center — the first time that you really FR. RICHARD WARNER Julie Ferraro is a secretary in the Freimann Life Science hours before they camped out wanted to “go to Mass,” that Director of Campus Ministry Center. THE WINTER OF MY DISCONTENT Looking for life in all the right places When I was nine years old I drew a There is no doubt in my mind that profoundly as the Copernican and from those minuscule orange blobs that crayon picture of a Tim e M agazine this “discovery”—if ultimately validat­ Darwinian revolutions...It could truly be may or may not be the remains of long cover featuring a googly-eyed tentacled ed—ranks among the most significant described as the greatest scientific dis­ extinct Martian microorganisms, but creature amidst a hilly purple landscape events in human history, though unlike covery of all time.” there is more to this extraterrestrial life under the headline “Life on Uranus.” I a war, revolution or technological On a personal level, I felt that there phenomena than just the famous mete­ don’t know why I picked Uranus—I sup­ breakthrough we won’t feel its true was something profoundly spiritual or. Within the last year we’ve dis­ pose I assumed it to be the most obscure impact for decades. The cosmology of a about the release of the first serious evi­ covered a minimum of six planets in and “alien” of the solar system’s plan­ dence that there is—or at least was—life other solar systems—the first evidence ets—but I can still clearly recall the somewhere other than Earth. On some of the existence of planets other than sense of wonder that the possibility of intuitive level proof of alien life seems to those around our sun. discovering extraterrestrial life pro­ disqualify, or at least make less plausi­ Planets are, of course, a prerequisite duced in me even at that young age. So ble, two of the more disturbing versions for life as we understand it. Within our you can imagine the tremendous ex­ Christopher of the human condition. Were the uni­ own solar system, speculation is grow­ citement that I felt when I opened my verse truly sterile with Earth as life’s ing that Jupiter’s moon Europe may mail box last month to discover a gen­ Kratovil only outpost then atheistic notions of life have liquid water, perhaps lots of it, uine, non-crayon Time cover proclaim­ as an anomaly, an accident, the purely thus providing the fundamental building ing “Life on Mars.” unintentional result of certain primeval blocks of life on a nearby world. Here Of course the discovery of tiny orange chemical reactions, have an increased on Earth, we keep discovering life in blotches of carbonous materials in an credibility. Simultaneously, a cosmos unexpected places—inside volcanoes ancient Martian meteorite wasn’t nearly race which has no scientific reason not vacant aside from Earth lends a sort of and on the sunless ocean floor—so if life as dramatic as I, and for that matter pop to believe that the surrounding cosmos superficial credence to the geocentric can exist in those harsh environments, culture, had always assumed that the silent and sterile is profoundly different pretensions of religion-at-its-worst: a why not on a Jovian moon or distant ultimate revelation of non-terrestrial life from the cosmology of a people who universe in which only we exist would planet? would be. The NASA news conference know that life—albeit only the most seem to be a universe in which God is It is an exciting time to be alive. on August 7 was about as far from The primitive forms of life—evolved on limited by the human imagination. While it seems unlikely that any of us X-Files or Independence Day as it is another world. But a cosmos teeming with life is one will be around to see mankind possible to get: the announcement of In his 1995 book Are We Alone?: which hints at some underlying design encounter another sentient species, the alien life “not with a bang but with a Philosophical Implications of the and at some common creator: a galaxy confirmation of the existence of non-ter­ whimper.” Indeed, there still remains Discovery of Extraterrestrial Life Dr. wide “accident of life” seems a lot less restrial life is a slowly emerging reality. considerable scientific controversy as to Paul Davies, an Australian physicist and plausible than a mere planetary one. A Our terrible collective burden of being what the fossilized contents of meteor philosopher, expressed this sentiment universe wherein life is common, if not the only oasis of life in the vastness of ALH84001 indicate. But I am an much more succinctly and eloquently the rule, reflects how much greater, space will at last be relieved and the absolute layman in these matters, and than I am capable of: “There is little more glorious and more complex God is brilliance of the underlying architect of for me the speculation that naturally doubt that even the discovery of a single than the human mind can possibly com­ the cosmos again demonstrated. stems from the assumed validity of the extraterrestrial microrobe, if it could be prehend: Does not an infinite creator discovery is far more interesting than shown to have evolved independently of require an infinite creation to properly Christopher Kratovil is a senior Arts the agonizingly slow process of con­ life on Earth, would drastically alter our reflect His glory? and Letters major. firming it. world view and change our society as I realize that this is a lot to derive page 10 Wednesday, September 11,1996

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some really great deals, Blockbuster Music defi­ By ALYSSON COOK nitely has some of the better buys. Perhaps the “Dance Hall Crashers Assistant Accent Editor best investments are the appropriately named Blockbuster Bargains for $11.99. The older stuff because their music is always on sale for around $7.99. is fun." It happens all the time. You’re just going to Moreover, aside from the popular prices, look, right? The temptation, however, is too Blockbuster offers a number of other unique ser­ Vivian Su great. One must sort through the plethora of vices for its customers. For example, Mark Freshman, Howard choices to achieve monumental happiness at Orlando, the assistant manager, told me about finding the exact “one”(or two or three, etc.). the sneak previews which are exclusive to the Compact Disc shopping has become a dangerous chain. In fact, it was just yesterday that the new mission and the goal is...don’t blow all of your life and long-awaited R.E.M. album came out, so savings. Monday night some lucky patrons got a “sneak peak” at this soon-to-be top seller. A lot of new The entire process of CD buying is such an albums for preview will be coming in at random addiction. You hear a song and you must have it. times, so watch the advertisements if you are Yet, you put it off, hoping your roommate will get expecting a favorite band to be coming out with a “Marvin Gaye’s it and your roommate doesn’t. So, your cravings to possess the CD for that one, incredible song Greatest Hits because gnaw at you until you break down, go to Meijer’s you can’t go wrong at 2:00 a.m. and leave with two CD’s other than Is tlxe pri the one you went to get. (I’m not the only CD with Let’s get it on" junkie out there, am I)? You thought you were P r i c e : getting a pretty good deal, considering that you were going to buy it anyway and you just couldn’t Andrea Dominello wait any longer. Junior, Off-campus $3 or less Why settle, however, for just a “pretty good” deal, when the “best” deals are relatively easy to find? I mean, you went ahead and bought the “pretty good” deal, when you could have saved three or four dollars on the best deal, which “Carol King’s could’ve gotten you that much closer to your next Tapestry because it CD. Right? $5.99 to $8.99 makes me feel like a Okay, so, where does one even begin in at­ natural woman.” tempting to discover the “best” buys? Well, recently, I set out on a CD Safari expedition, hot on the trail of some of the best deals, the coolest Sarah Wieber atmosphere, and the most helpful employees. Freshman, Lyons Here is w hat I found .....

$10.99 to $15.99

“G. Love and Special Sauce because he must be the coolest guy on earth.” more than $16 Mike Hannam 1 Sophomore, Dillon

new album soon, You could be one of the first to BLOCKBUSTER hear it. Blockbuster Music is also the home to the MUSIC Ticketmaster outlet. It has an assortment of “Julio Iglesias posters and magazines. Everything is organized because it is a time­ My first stop was at the ever popular, in sections according to all the different types of Blockbuster Music. This chain is beginning to music, so you won’t get lost. This was also a fun, less classic” pop up more and more all across the country so, laid-back atmosphere, so there is no rush. Cyrus Peters you’ll probably have no problem finding one. Our Overall, this was a hot spot for best buys and Blockbuster Music is conveniently located at blockbuster bonuses. Sophomore, Dillon 4110 Grape Road (isn’t everything on Grape Road?). Upon entering I thought, as I have so MEDIA PLAY many times before, “This place is so cool”. My next stop was Media Play. It is conveniently You walk in and know instantly that whatever located at 5514 Grape Road. I was extremely CD you desire will be there. Everything is cen­ excited because not only does media play have tered upon the main listening station, which, if music, but it also houses a wide variety of books, you didn’t already know, is where you can listen movies, software, magazines, T-shirts, and even to any CD in the store (the whole thing if you like) food. The Cafe definitely gets two thumbs up. It “Bare Naked Ladies before you buy it. This is a definite plus in my has a relaxing atmosphere, tasty snacks, and rea­ because they are so book because, on rare occasions, you’ll only want sonable prices. The Cafe hosts open poetry night a CD for that one song out of fifteen, and it’s bet­ on Mondays, chess night on Wednesdays, and a groovy and I wish I ter to listen to it, know if it sucks, and save your music night is in the works. People are welcome had a million dollars cash flow (remember Dead Eye Dick and “New to sit and read, listen to music, or even strum a Age Girl?”) too.” guitar tune or two if they have the inclination. Sarah Reynolds The employees were extremely attentive and The average CD cost $10.99 to $12.99 and you ready to help (they were all males when I went Junior, Holy Cross can always find something on sale. If a CD you which was another bonus). If you’re looking for want is on the new release list, or in the top 25,

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■ ockbuster music, Kaiser’s Korner Of get the best buy? Musical Nostalgia By Nora Meany Saint Mary's Accent Editor ...... — "" 1 "i Today’s column is about music. To be more specific, it’s BEST BUY about the accumulation of music. In the tradition of Bob Dylan, one of the greatest musicians in the world, I will ramble frequently I was having so much fun at this point that I throughout this article. Also, I love tangents. Man, am I couldn’t wait to get to Best Buy, which, lucky for hungry see? With that in mind, let’s peruse the wonderful world of me, was the next destination on the journey. audio art. When you walk in, it appears to be little more I divide all of my music into two categories, known as B.C.D than a large warehouse, but looks can be de­ and A.C.D. The first stood for Before Compact Discs, and spanned ceiving. It has an incredible variety of appliances from my first record purchase (Strawberry Shortcake and the Big and electronics. It also has tons of movies, and, Apple Bake-Off) to when I received a compact disc player for my high of course, a great selection of CD’s. school graduation. This act of graciousness carried me to the next Unfortunately, it was extremely busy, and no one era to technology, After Compact Discs. But, i'm already getting came to my aid as I stood looking lost in front of ahead of myself, so more of that later. the Rock and Pop section. This was not a good Somewhere in my attic, there is a large cardboard box start, but when I asked the man at the door for labeled “Kaiser’s tapes” (only freshmen call me Nora). A better Media Play has a station set up where you can help, he pointed me to the manager in hopes that description (without involving swears) would be, “Every bad album sample it. Media Play also boasts many 10-CD he could answer my questions. However, he [the from 1987-1992.” Did you ever wonder what happened to Right Said manager] replied that he couldn’t speak to “the Fred, Tiffany and Young MC? Me too. Especially since I bought their press”. Therefore I was left to investigate on my tapes. In fact, thanks to my financial support, the New Kids on the i c e r i g h t ? own. Block can now send their children to college. The same thought The prices for CD’s fall into the same range as applies to Samantha Fox. (However, although I don’t know her per­ Blockbuster Music and Media Play; $12.99 for T r a n s I a f i o n = sonally, the thought of Samantha Fox producing offspring really regular items, $11.99 for markdowns. One scares me. But, if she wants to have some fun, naughty girls need redeeming employee, Les, dropped everything to love too ) help me find a couple of CD’s (I couldn’t find my The reason I am taking you on a trip down bad memory lane If you’ve never heard of the band before, go favorite Yanni CD to save my life) All in all, the is to illustrate how my past purchases have influenced the way I buy warehouse environment was impersonal and I CD’s now. As you can see in the adjacent article about CD shopping, ahead and buy it! You might discover some­ felt like they wanted me in and out as quickly as (everything relates in Accent!), compact discs are expensive. They possible. thing really cool. On the other hand, it’s prob­ cost on average from ten to 16 dollars apiece, which far exceeds the At this point, I hadn’t splurged and price of used (and even new) t ably on sale for a reason. bought any CD’s, because I knew my final desti­ buying CD% I proceed with car nation had used CD’s at great prices. By now my When I received my stereo, 1 saw it as the be_ checkbook was burning a hole in my pocket, and era. Or, more aptly, as an escape from my musical past. You see, I I knew I couldn’t hold out much longer after come from a family of technology-illiterate idiots who still support the Either a used CD or something from the 80’s being surrounded for hours by racks of great BetaMax VCR and Chams velour shirts. For me to advance to such a or before. Make the investment and take a tunes. level where I could listen to a song I liked without rewinding it first was a great accomplishment. I had entered the big league. There trip down memory lane. As for the used CD, was no going back. I made a vow, right then and there, that I would never buy most are fine since stores are fairly conscien­ any albums that I would be ashamed of owning four or five years tious about checking them for defects. down the road. I packed up my past in a box that same day, and placed it in the darkest corner of the attic. I have not opened it since. As the phrase goes, “I gnawed off my arm, but escaped with my life." To be quite honest, it’s still painful to talk about. I closed off that The majority of new-releases can be found in chapter and began anew. Since then, I have given great concern and thought to what I this, price ra n g e , so if you w a n t to be the first add to my musical collection. I waited out the Ace of Base phase, TRACKS to learn the words, snatch it. showing a great amount of willpower. The same goes for the Yanni collection, the Bee Gee’s Greatest Hits, any Cher album and the soundtrack to Swing Kids. My tastes have grown to include nearly every respectable genre of music, from Tschaikowski to the Beatles. Unless it’s a classic, there better be a really TRACKS In fact, my CD’s never fail to impress even the most cynical good reason to buy a CD at this price, because skeptics, who exclaim, “Oh Kaiser, wherever did you find such a per­ O.K. This was it. The final stop. Like fect mix of hits and dusties?” The few friends in w hom I have confid­ EVERYTHING goes on sale eventually ! Blockbuster, Best Buy and Media Play, Tracks is ed the secrets my musical past just give me a smile and a “knowing extremely easy to find. It’s on S.R. 23 (not glance”. My reputation is safe with them. listening stations in various locations throughout Grape!!), past Burger King on the right. I highly However, everyone has an Achilles Heel. Like all Notre the store. recommend this place because it has a complete­ Dame and Saint Mary’s women, I do own the Grease Soundtrack and ly original atmosphere, and both new and used Billboard’s Greatest Hits: 1983 on CD. (Track #3, or “Stray Cat Strut” In addition, the book, movie and software selec­ CD’s. for the rookies, is sure to get the party started right!). Also, I have tions are amazing. There are new releases all the Chant album with all the Monks reciting in Latin. However, I did over the store. Steve Determan, the general The new CD’s are about $13.99 regular price not ride a trend wave for this one. I’m going to have to ask you to manager, was ready to help me and answer all of and on sale they are $10.99 to $11.99. The used trust me, and take my word that it was a present from my Aunt Sue. my questions and the staff was all smiles, which CD’s start at $5.99, but go up depending on their Really! My friends will vouch for this one. made for a pleasant shopping experience. Media condition. For all you Phish fans, you should However, not all individuals make such a clean transition Play had it all!! check out the stock. I was really impressed from cassette players to full-fledged stereos as I have. I am sure that because they carried a lot of Phish albums that everyone reading this, (all three of you), know an individual who buys you won’t be able to find anywhere else. Tracks music with such reckless abandon that it numbs your mind. Let me is, by all definitions of the word, a “cool” place call to example my freshmen year roommate, Megan. with posters plastered across every inch of the We both received CD Players at the same time, and started walls, tie-dye, Grateful Dead paraphernalia, and our collections the summer before we entered college. However, plenty of loud music. Plus, the employees are while I have been cautious and frugal, Megan’s CD rack houses unique and personable, which make it all the enough cases to stretch from Florida to Cuba. Really. In fact, to cal­ more enjoyable. culate the amount of money she has spent in the last three years, it is estimated that she could have easily clothed and fed a small village Well that’s it.. It’s up to.you now to decide for from the “Save the Children” program. (As Sally Struthers eloquently yourselves, because the prices run about the states, “It only takes pennies a day ”) Instead, Megan chose to collect same at all four stores. I had a fantastic adven­ such gems as Roxette: Tourism. ture and ended up with two ancient Prince al­ We all have skeletons in our musical closet. My only differ­ bums that I’d been dying for, Purple Rain and ence from everyone else is that I shun the past while others relish it. Diamonds and Pearls (both used and at rock bot­ 1 relinquish any past affiliations I might have had with the ghosts of tom prices). I also made such a super impression “the dark ages". I hid my Taylor Dane albums I ripped up my at Media Play that I was actually offered a job. Warrant posters I burned my New Kids on the Block commemora­ So, if you haven’t checked one or more of these tive pillows. This is my soul-cleansing confession. From now on, I’d places out yet, but think they sound “nifty ”, go like to be known as Kaiser, the fun-loving Saint Mary’s Editor with a see for yourself what’s up. The Observer/Kim Michalik great selection of CD’s and oodles of musical integrity. Why don’t you come over sometime and peruse ray CD’s? I’m sure you’ll find something you like. Wednesday, September 11,1996 The Observer • SPORTS page 12 The Observer accepts classifieds every business day from 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. at the Notre Dame office, 314 LaFortune and from 12 p.m. to 3 p.m. at 309 Haggar College Center. Classifieds Deadline for next-day classifieds is 3p.m. All classifieds must be prepaid. The charge is 2 cents per character per day, including all spaces.

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CALL 273-9512. x-2235 (Seth or Ben) Need Texas tickets for family who ND DAD NEEDS TWO (2) GAs PowerMac 7200/90, 8 MB lives in area. Call Samantha at 4- FOR PURDUE, OHIO STATE AND THAT PRETTY PLACE, Bed and Hundereds of Students Are Earning $ 1,800 2550. WASHINGTON. CALL LARRY Breakfast Inn has space available Free Spring Break Trips & Money! Lima.1 @ or 273-0824 $ NEED 3 PURDUE TIX $ (219)422-6088 for football wknds. 5 Rooms with Sell 8 Trips & Go Free! Bahamas STUDENT OR GA S Need Two Washington G.A.’s for private baths, $70 - $90, Cruise $279, Cancun & Jamaica 85 Escort Wagon 5 speed 76730 $ CALL TONY @ X3662 $ family, my tuition depends on it. I AM D ESPE R A T E FOR A GA OR Middlebury, 30 miles from campus. $399, Panama City/Daytona $119! miles new muffler new battery runs Will p ay HUGE bucks! STUDENT Toll Road, Exit #107, www.springbreaktravel.com great. $ 700. Call 2730558 ONE PURDUE STUDENT TICKET Call Matt @ 234-8474 Thanks. 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INDIVIDUAL GAMES HELP WANTED-$10.25 SOCCER/X-COUNTRY/BASKET- CALL 243-0658. HiiiiiiHiMimi277 1659 $$$$ I NEED STUD. TIX Part-time work. Flexible eve. and BALL COACH Responsible stu­ Booklet!! Will pay big $$$ MARRIED AND REG ST weekend hours. No exp. required. dent/grad student needed to coach FOR SALE RUTGER TICKETS Call Mike 243-9224!! BOOKLETS OR TIX 4 SALE All majors welcome. Scholarships girls soccer or basketball teams, GA. RUTGERS 232-1004 available. Info- call 282-2357 coed x-country for southside ele­ "CHEAP ” RUTGERS 272- I NEED a Purdue STUD Tix mentary schoool (Grades 5-8), 72 3 3 R U TG ER S ... Call Mike 243-9224 NEED 2 OHIO ST GA S - WANTED: Black C row es fix!! located near Scottsdale Mall on NEED EXTRA CASH? WILL TRADE 2 R U TG R S GA S need at least 2 or up to 5. call Miami Street. Practice 1:30-2:30 or I NEED WASHINGTON TICKETS Two stu d tix for s a le - all g a m e s + $$ w endy at 24 3 - 9430. 2:15-3:15PM, Mon-Thurs. All soc- PEOPLE FROM COLUMBUS, OH and TICKETS FOR ANY OTHER X2279 634-1382. cer/BB scheduled between ARE WILLING TO PAY LARGE HOME GAME! X0776 International “lifestyles” magazines 4:00Pm and 5:30PM, Monday- SUMS OF $$$$$ FOR OHIO $NEED OSU, WASH, & AF TIX married stud tix books for sale needed,'96'. Friday. Coach Soccer Sept 9- STATE TICKETS. WILL TRADE 2 Purdue, Pittsburgh 216-995-1902 5-7 PM EDT M-F 232 4827 Esp. A sian. I will pay $. Oct./Basketball Jan-March. Paid or Rutgers GAs for 2 Air Force 216-650-5264 7-9 PM EDT M-F Carmen 243-9360 position - Please call 291-4200 or CALL 271-8614 FOR INFO GAs. 233-1958. 287-6899 for application. PLEASE HELP!!!! N eed 2 Pitt GA s OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE Grape BIG BUCKS Paid for Stud, or GA I need three GA S for Purdue, call S e a n Road has a few positions still avail­ ENGLISH GRAD OR MAJOR: NOTRE DAME GA S WANTED tickets. Purdue a must, other home call Brian @ 2182 x-3311 able for confident individuals inter­ To read & edit school manuals. ALL GAMES HOME games too. ALEX @ 232-7324 ested in the following positions: Good $- your own time. AND AWAY Need 1 tic for Purdue Do you need CASH?! wait, host, bus and kitchen. ND IHRD 273-1952 8-5 M-F 2 32-0058 NEED 2 PURDUE GA S!!! Call Dave @ x4798 I need 2 OSU tix-GA or student. Football season is under way and 24 HRS. Will pay big $$$ Call Angela 271-1867 sales are booming. Do not miss out! COMPUTER HELP BUY - SELL - TRADE Call Marty 271-9069 NEED STU BKLTS Apply after 3PM any afternoon. Create layouts, forms, brochures, REG & MARRIED needed for my family etc. for small office. Good pay - TICKET-MART, INC. Need 1 OSU ticket 2719 3 8 7 2-5 GA s for HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS(3) your own time. Call Greg at 2318 Ohio State, Washington or NEED TUTORS FOR GEOMETRY, IHRD 273-1952 8-5M-F WANTED: NOTRE DAME GA S 1 need 2 Purdue tix-want to trade for Air Force ANALYTICAL GEOMETRY & TRIG ANY/ALL GAMES. PLEASE CALL Selling 3 great Purdue tickets 2 Pitt GA s? 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He didn’t do that too well Part of the reason the Packers defense touchdowns. last year,” Holmgren said. “But have been so dominant defen­ The defense was haunted all actually, we re not doing any­ sively is that Butler is lining up to s c o r in g offseason by the thought of just thing different, except maybe closer to the line of scrimmage, superior how good the Packers could’ve just talking more about like he did in his Pro Bowl sea­ Associated Press Associated Press been with just a little more pro­ turnovers.” son of 1993. duction. And they’ve left the rest of the “Plus, LeRoy can see better,” GREEN BAY, Wis. “We were one game away league muttering over their W hite in te rje c te d . “ He a in ’t IRVING, Texas Reggie White, ashamed by from the Super Bowl last sea­ newfound thievery, which blind no more.” While it’s not exactly the Green Bay’s inability to create son and we let the offense included six takeaways in a 34- Butler went to eye doctor dominant “Doomsday turnovers last season, vowed it down,” safety LeRoy Butler 3 shellacking of Tam pa Bay. after dropping an interception Defense” of.the 1970s, the wouldn’t take 10 weeks to get said. “We didn’t hold up our The addition of free agent in an exhibition game last Dallas Cowboys appear to have a better defensive group 10 takeaways this year. part of the deal.” tackle Santana Dotson and the month and was fitted with con­ than last year's Super Bowl He was right. It took the “Last year these guys were emergence of fourth-year tack­ tact lenses, as was second-year Packers’ revamped defense all putting points on the board le Gilbert Brown, teamed with cornerback Craig Newsome. champions. “I’ve been telling everyone of six quarters. without us putting them in a White and Sean Jones, makes Both say it’s made a dramatic we have a better defense than “That’s all we’ve been talking position to score,” White said. the Packers’ front four the best difference, and both.proved last year,” wide receiver-cor- about this year, getting “We knew coming into this in the business. that in the opener, when Butler nerback Deion Sanders said. turnovers,’’ said White, whose year, if we could put them in a Shurmur said the Packers are picked off two passes and “Because of all the acquisi­ unit produced three intercep­ position to score, they could put much quicker with the acquisi­ Newsome caused two intercep­ tions we’ve made, we’re defi­ tions and a fumble recovery in a lot of points on the board. The tions of Dotson and safety tions with jarring hits on Alvin nitely better.” the Packers’ 39-13 thrashing of last two games, that’s exactly Eugene Robinson, along with Harper. The early September statis­ Philadelphia on Monday night. what happened.” the new linebacker corps of Against the Eagles, corner- The All-Pro defensive end The Packers offense has George Koonce, Wayne back Doug Evans stripped Chris tics give credence to Sanders’ observation. The Cowboys was as perplexed as anybody turned six of the 10 turnovers Simmons and second-year sen­ T. Jones for an interception on currently own the third-best last season when the powerful into 30 points, including three sation Brian Williams. the Eagles’ first play from defense in the NFL. Last year, Packers produced jus| 16 take­ for 13 points against “I was on that defense back scrimmage, and the rout was despite a Super Bowl win, the aways — the lowest number Philadelphia. in 1989 at Florida State that on. Cowboys had only the 16th- ever recorded by any team Coach Mike Holgmren and was so fast, it was unbeliev­ “I can’t conceive of a better best defense in the league. since the NFL adopted a 16- defensive coordinator Fritz able,” Butler said. “This de­ way to start the game than with Some of the credit goes to game regular season in 1978. Shurmur, who took much of the fense is by far the fastest a takeaway,” Shurmur said. coordinator Dave Campo, who This year, they’ve already got blame over the unit’s implausi­ defense I’ve ever been on. I And what better way to start saw linebackers Dixon three fumble recoveries, as ble lack of production last year, have to go back that far to find a season than with 10 of them? Edwards and Robert Jones, tackle Russell Maryland and cornerback Larry Brown walk through the free-agent door. f Confronting An American Disgrace: ^ Campo has taken such new­ comers as linebackers Fred Strickland and Broderick V The Systematic Causes of Homelessness j Thomas and lineman Tony Casillas and worked them into Conference held on Sept. 19-21, 1996 at the Century Center in South Bend, Indianaa cohesive unit that plays a more aggressive game than the 1995 Cowboys. Thursday 6:30-8:00pm Newman Public Policy Lecture, Nan Roman, Vice President, “We have a much more ag­ National Alliance to End Homelessness gressive sr1,nem e inis ' yts&r, ” Friday 9:00 am 5:45 pm Panels and Presentations a w and thickei • inside. And we re not as predictable as we have Saturday 8:30-11:30 am Panels been in the past. We’re not missing tackles and have very STUDENT REGISTRATION: $10.00 (no meals included) To register, please fill out form below and return it to: few mentals (mistakes). With Professor Leda McIntyre Hall Kevin Smith back and team­ ing with Deion on the corners, Institute for Applied Community Research we’re getting a lot of coverage 1700 Mishawaka Avenue sacks.” Post Office Box 7111 Smith, who missed the sea­ South Bend, IN 46634-7111 son last year after getting Name: ______hurt in the opener, has re­ bounded strongly with two Address: interceptions in two games. “Having Smith back has really helped us,” Switzer University: said. “It has been a big key to Department: the way we are playing on defense.” Phone: Casillas has given the Cowboys depth in the solid first-team defensive line fea­ turing Tony Tolbert and Charles Haley at the ends, and Chad Hennings and Leon Lett at tackle. ATTENTION Safeties Darren Woodson and Brock Marion have been playing well. Strickland, who came from Green Bay to sign with the JUNIORS! Cowboys, has been a big im­ provement over Jones in the middle. “I love this defense,” Strickland said. “The front & four makes my job easy. They don’t allow the ball carrier to get to the linebackers or sec­ ondary with a head of Class Rings steam .” Dallas has only allowed an average of 111 rushing yards in two games against Chicago and the New York Giants. now availab “The addition of Fred and Broderick has made our de* fense much better,” Marion said. “1 think we are playing in the C lass Ring O ffice at th e B ookstore better than last year.” So does such an authority as quarterback Troy Aikman, s t a r t i n g Tuesday, September 9 who goes up against the Cowboys defense in practice. HOURS: MON - FRI 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. page 14 The Observer • SPORTS Wednesday, September 11,1996 0 MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL Cubs sluggers lead the way to blowout of Expos Associated Press Montreal set an NL record Bottenfield pitched two per­ Daal (3-3) had an even short­ his two-run single. and matched the major league fect innings for the Cubs, who er night than Castillo. He struck The Expos got four singles in CHICAGO mark by using nine pitchers. remained 5 1/2 games behind out the first two batters before the second but scored just Ozzie Timmons hit a two-run Starter Omar Daal lasted only St. Louis in the NL Central. He giving up a single to Mark once, on Mark Grudzielanek’s homer and Luis Gonzalez sin­ two-thirds of an inning, and earned the win because Grace. He then walked the next hit. gled in two runs as the Chicago eight relievers followed. The St. Castillo, who is 7-15, lasted three hitters, including Scott Chicago went up 5-1 in the Cubs survived a poor outing by Louis Browns used nine pitch­ only four-plus innings and Servais with the bases loaded, second on Timmons’ homer to starter Frank Castillo to defeat ers in a game in 1949. allowed 10 hits. before Gonzalez connected on center field off Barry Manuel. the Montreal Expos 10-3 Tuesday night. The Expos stranded eight The Expos were one game runners in the first five innings behind Los Angeles and San before getting shut down by 1996 COLLEGE FOOTBALL FANTASY LEAGUE Diego in the NL wild-card race Chicago reliever Kent when the night began. Bottenfield (3-5). ON L Y $ 3 9 Enter as many times as you want. For each entry, make one selection from each box. Scoring will be based on the players' actual statistics using the point system below. Each entry will be White Sox slip in allowed unlimited trades throughout the season. 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Returning Students will be on hand to answer questions page 16 The Observer • SPORTS Wednesday, September 11,1996 ■ C ollege Football Paterno, Lions primed Freshman steps up for Buck’s Associated Press Joe Germaine. about him after the freshman While the 6-foot, 180- camp. So we knew he had a lot for battle with NIU COLUMBUS, Ohio pounder from Spring Valley, of ability. He just had to go out Freshmen aren’t supposed to Associated Press will be on improving the pass­ Calif., was shocked, many oth­ there and prove it.” ing game, Paterno said. In do what Michael Wiley did ers were not. In the state quarterfinal Saturday in eighth-ranked STATE COLLEGE, Pa. Penn State’s 24-7 defeat of playoffs last year, Wiley had a Wondering why mighty Penn Louisville on Saturday, Wally Ohio State’s 70-7 blast-off Ohio State starting quarter­ Rice-like performance. He State will be playing unknown Richardson completed just 11 against Rice. back Stanley Jackson said, rushed for a school-record 271 and overmatched Northern of 33 passes for 118 yards and For that matter, no one is “We really weren’t surprised, yards and two touchdowns, Illinois on Saturday? two interceptions. supposed to do what Wiley did We had watched Mike for a ran a punt back for a touch­ The obvious answer is an But Paterno said the blame — score a touchdown each of few weeks now. We saw his down, intercepted a pass, had economic one. By adding a should go to the pass pro­ the three times he touched the high school film, and the a sack, forced a fumble and sixth home game to the sched­ tection and receivers running football in his first collegiate coaches really talked high recovered a fumble. ule every year, the school is poor routes — not just to game. able to generate almost $1 mil­ Richardson. “Some, people are saying it lion more in revenue to benefit “I think we can rectify the might be a college record. the athletic program — includ­ problems, but we are not going They’re not sure,” Wiley said. “That’s really unbelievable, USED FURNITURE ing women’s sports, according to be a great passing team to head coach Joe Paterno. overnight,” he said. “That one and I’m really surprised and Household Items - Clothing But the nation’s winningest interception was on a deflected shocked I could do what I did.” a ctiv e co ach in s is ts th e r e ’s pass, and the other was a pass What he did was take a another reason. that should have been reverse 49 yards for a touch­ The Salvation Army Thrift Store down in the second quarter, “Northern Illinois has a good caught.” 506 South Main Street history. They’re having some Don’t expect Paterno to do the first time he ever touched problems this year, but tradi­ what Florida did against the the ball at Ohio State. He fol­ South Bend, IN 46601 tionally they’ve been a good, Huskies last year when it lowed that in the third quarter Store Hours ^0% solid football team within their p la y e d its b a c k u p QB th e by catching touchdown passes covering 51 and 60 yards from Monday - Saturday # 2 8 8 - 2 5 1 9 Student & Faculty league,” Paterno said entire game. Tuesday. ‘‘Sometimes you 9:00 a.m. - 6:00 p.m. Discount With I.D. schedule people who look like they have the potential to be good.” The visionaries at Ernst & Young LLP implement solutions, add Thus far this season, the Huskies (0-2) haven’t reached value and produce results for our client partners around the globe. that potential. “I am not going to tell you they are a great football team, but our kids aren’t stupid enough not to know anything can happen,” Paterno said. Paterno, of course, would say exactly the same thing if his No. 6 Nittany Lions (2-0) were playing Northern Illinois High School, but nevertheless, his players say they are not looking past the Huskies to Big Ten foes Ohio State, Michigan and Wisconsin. Cornerback Mark Tate said he expects to have a grueling week of practice. T think the coaches want to guard against us taking these guys lightly, so they’ll probably be tough on us,” Tate said. ‘‘Every single game is a big game for us this year, so we re just going to approach it as any other game — regardless of who we’re playing.” The main focus of practice

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"Of Flies and Men" Genes and Embryonic Development of the Fruit FlySpecial From a Notre Dame Student to th continued from page 20 with a chance to return one kickoff the entire day,” Holtz Eric Wieschaus, Ph.D., 69 recalled. “That one was pretty well blocked with the exception 1995 Nobel Laureate in Medicine of one individual (who) did not Squibb Professor of Molecular Biology at Princeton University perform his task up to the cal­ iber we needed.” j Dr. Wieschause, the Squibb professor of molecular biology at Princeton University Additionally, the Irish could not fully capitalize on eight J shared the 1995 Nobel prize in medicine for his research which uncovered the clues to Vanderbilt punts, as only three how genes control development in embryos. This research helps explain congenital were returned. Autry Denson took one for 18 yards, but the H H H k % m tm malformations in humans. Dr. Wieschaus will offer a popular account to his scientific other two opportunities result­ trek from his days as an undergraduate at Notre Dame to the Nobel prize. His talk will ed in a measley two total yards. With an offense that can move be directed to physicians, scientists and lay people who have an interest in the genetic the ball on the ground or in the control of the body and in the process of winning the Nobel prize. air, better field position can only improve scoring opportu­ ii * r % f nities. The Irish are expected to 10:00 am- 11:30 a .m . work on special teams heavily this week. Keeping the Purdue September 14, 1996 offense pinned in their own red zone would make an intimidat­ (Before the Purdue-ND game.) ing defense even harder to han­ dle. Giving Ron Powlus and his DeBartolo Hall, West of the Stadium charges some decent chances could help put up some more impressive numbers on the 1995 scoreboard. The coaching staff can only hope that what they emphasize in practice follows them out onto the field against the Boilermakers. Attention Students: V-Ball Are you interested in returning to your high school continued from page 20 leader of the team. “She’s during Fall or Christmas Break to represent loud,” says captain Jen Birkner with a laugh, “and she's not afraid to say things Notre Dame? that the others won’t say.”

“I think the whole team and Join the Undergraduate Schools Committee at one myself needs to pick up the in­ tensity at practice,” asserts of the following meetings: Leffers. “And we need to do that in order to win the matches. I need to be able to draw the hitters to me a bit Wednesday, September 11 & Thursday, September 12 more." Also, Leffers has lacked time in the back row. “I'm very, very pleased with what Mary’s Each meeting begins at 8:30 and will be held in Hayes-Healy Auditorium (Room 122) been doing in the front row,” lauded Coach Brown. Remember you need only attend one session “She reads the setter so well in the front row, but she Questions? Contact: BrvanBryan Furze Or Jennifer Carrier needs more confidence in the Student Coordinator Office of Admissions defensive positions, par­ ticularly in terms of picking 4-2160 1-7505 up halls." page 18 The Observer • SPORTS Wednesday, September 11,1996 WORLD CUP OF HOCKEY Canada snatches opener of Hockey World Cup Associated Press gave Canada a 3-2 lead. The puck hit either Lemieux on LeClair’s shot, but the Sakic’s weak clearing attempt Fleury, who scored in the sec­ or the U.S.’s Scott Young in front Canadians were unable to clear was blocked at the point by PHILADELPHIA ond overtime against Sweden on and dropped into the net. a loose puck from in front. Hatcher, who floated a pass to Steve Yzerman scored with Saturday to move Canada into Both of Hatcher’s goals came Hatcher collected the loose puck Tony Amonte in the faceoff cir­ 9:23 left in overtime as Canada the championship round, col­ when he moved in from his and shoveled it over the fallen cle. Amonte faked a shot, then beat the United States 4-3 lected a loose puck outside the defenseman’s post. On the first, Joseph. passed across to Hatcher com­ Tuesday night in the opener of U.S. blue line and skated in on at 2:03, Joseph made a nice stop On the second, at 13:51, Joe ing in from the point. their best-of-3 World Cup of Richter. He faked a move to the Hockey championship series. front of the net, causing Richter Yzerman’s shot from 10 feet out to drop to the ice, then beat the in the left circle glanced off goal- goalie with a short shot from a tender Mike Richter’s glove and tough angle along the goal line dropped over the goal line. at 9:58. Catechist F Canada, which outshot the U.S. 7-1 in overtime and 35-26 Game 2 of the series will be overall, was only 6.3 seconds Thursday in Montreal. If need­ away from victory in regulation ed, Game 3 will take place when John LeClair sent the Saturday in Montreal. Eric Program game into overtime with a goal Lindros and Claude Lemieux that was actually pushed into scored the other goals for the net by defenseman Eric Canada. Derian Hatcher scored Desjardins. both U.S. goals. With just under 10 seconds to The United States trailed 1-0 k Do you enjoy working with children or young adolescents? play in the third period and the after one period before Hatcher * Would you be willing to give a couple of hours of your time each week? U.S. having lifted its goaltender scored twice in the second. for the extra attacker, Joel Otto Lemieux’s goal with 39 seconds * Would you welcome the challenge to articulate your faith better and to learn won a draw in the Canada zone left in the second period m ade it how to be an effective teacher? to Brian Leetch. 2-2 going into the third. Leetch’s shot from 20 feet was Lemieux was credited with the * Would you like to be a valuable asset to a local parish religious education stopped by Curtis Joseph, but tying goal on a play set up by program? the rebound bounced clear. Mark Messier. Messier side­ Desjardins was trying to shovel stepped a check at the blue line * Would you be interested in becoming a certified Catechist through Campus the loose puck under his goalie by Mathieu Schneider and skat­ but it went too far, dribbling into ed along the right wing before M inistry? the net. Theo Fleury’s goal flipping a pass to the net. halfway through the final period If you can answer YES to any or all of these questions, then maybe you would be interested in learning more about how to become Catechist.a I * ' ' C C L l l R 5 2 5 N HILL S T V 2 3 3 - 8 5 0 5 THE MULTI-LEVEL NITE CLUB OFFERING THE BEST IN OFF-CAMPUS FUN AND ENTERTAINMENT WHERE IF YOU DONT LIKE WHATS ON ONE LEVEL, YOU CAN GO PARTY ON THE NEXT LEVEL! presents A SPECIAL COLLEGE FRIDAY CAMPUS THE 13TH NIGHT

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■ M en 's S occer Despite sluggish start, Irish shutout the Crusaders M e n ’s s o c c e r ranked No. 24 By BRIAN REINTHALER Sports Writer

Despite a slow first half in last night’s men’s soccer game, the Irish, who are now ranked No. 24 in the country, managed to defeat visiting Valparaiso 2-0. The Crusaders began the game with a great deal of enthusiasm and energy and forced Notre Dame into a slop­ py first half. Twenty minutes into the game, neither team had regis­ tered a quality chance, with the possible exception of a strong shot taken by senior Tony Capasso from 20 yards out. The fears of a let down appeared at first to be well- founded. After all, Notre Dame was coming off of a stirring over­ time draw with heavily favored St. John’s and were missing key starters in fresh­ man marking back Alan Woods and junior forward Scott Wells. Wells suffered a head injury on a fall he took in the St. John’s game and is expected to be out for up to a month. “After a game like St. John’s, it’s tough to come back focused,” said Irish coach The Observer/Rob Finch Sophomore Matt Johnson ties up a Valpo forward in last night’s action. Johnson was part of an impenetrable defense that led the way to a 2-0 see SOCCER / page 17 shutout. FOOTBALL 0 VOLLEYBALL Coverage needs improvement Freshman Leffers By DAVE TREACY a major disadvantage. For the the kickers themselves. Associate Sports Editor Irish, their disadvantage came Sophomore Hunter Smith punt­ on special teams. ed the ball well in the opener, makes voice heard Vanderbilt had a definite The Commodores’ average averaging 42.8 yards on four advantage over Notre Dame in starting position on the playing attempts, planting two at or ByT. RYAN KENNEDY team with nearly 60 kills and la st T h u rsd a y ’s gam e. This field came at their own 41 yard behind the VU 20. Sports Writer ranks second in blocks behind leverage was not a result of line. On the other hand, Notre “I was pretty happy with the senior Jennifer Rouse. better talent, bigger players, or Dame found themselves with way I kicked and I think it can Mary Leffers arrived at Notre Two factors have allowed coaching. It had to do with the ball only 21 yards away continue, but we do need to Dame with modest goals set for Leffers to step up. Despite the execution. If a team does not from their end zone. cover a bit better and I’ll try to herself. “Before I came here, I return of all six starters this execute, they put themselves at The problems weren’t with give them more of a chance,” thought I was the person who season, injuries have peppered Smith evaluated. would see the bench, take the the Irish women, transferring “I am a little disappointed in stats, and more responsibility onto the our kicking game,” Holtz ju s t be a freshmen. On August 16, Carey offered. “I thought Hunter voice on the May separated her shoulder in Smith punted the ball well. I team ,” says practice, while Kristina Ervin didn’t think we did a particu­ Leffers. has just returned from an larly good job covering A fter a early-season ankle sprain. (punts).” week and a Secondly, Coach Debbie The combination of Scott half of in­ Brown has adjusted the team’s Cengia and Jim Sanson put two tense pre- ,, , „ approach to blocking because of four kickoffs into the end season and Mary Leffers the height is finally there with zone, both from the foot of endless com­ the 6-4 Leffers assisting the 6-5 Sanson. But despite the play of petition against one another, Rouse. “We’ve definitely been the kickers, the coverage units things changed for the 6-4 stressing it more,” says Brown. allowed Vandy to open their freshman. “I was thrown into “It’s a skill we never spent drives with lots of breathing the mix and became a much time with in the past, but room. The Irish had little contributor. 1 was on such a now we re devoted to it.” opportunity to take advantage high.” “Our assistant coach, Jim of Vanderbilt kickoffs as the Only seven matches into the [McLaughlin] has improved all Commodores only sent two into season, Leffers is quickly of our blocking, just in terms of the air. The first went out of becoming the voice of Notre the fundamental skill,” agrees bounds, and Emmett Mosley Dame’s volleyball team (5-2), Leffers. brought the second 21 yards to and rightly so. The middle The Tampa, Florida,native the Irish 25. blocker has put on a show: she not only brings an intimidating “We didn’t get a chance, real­ has been named to the All- look to the Irish, but she has ly, to evaluate our return game, Tournament teams of the already stepped up as a vocal The Observer/Dave Murphy Shamrock Classic and the Big Sophomore Autry Denson will step into a starting role this weekend see SPECIAL / page 17 Four Classic; she leads the see V-BALL/ page 17

vs. Purdue at Ohio State Saturday, 1 p.m. Friday 0 ) Cubs knock off Expos Spo r t s vs. Michigan St. at Ohio State Thursday, 7:30 p.m. Friday see page 14 vs. West Virginia Volleyball at O N U Dallas’ defense improves Friday, 7:30 p.m. Friday, 3:15 p.m. e8 see page 13 at PennState a Friday, 8:30 p.m.