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Due to failing in1970. failing to Due purposes andtrail park for county the by properties. rental as tures struc- these of use allow not do owners the with agreements lease The aresidence. as owner the by used being is currently onlyone letter, inthe erenced ref- buildings three the Of term. their on left years more 15 have two remaining andthe year this at expire the end will ofleases Two county. those of the from isleased land andthe ly owned private- are buildings the which in property of county-owned been proposed. one norhas property, on this purposes trail for lot a parking construct to time this at plans lot. aparking for way make to in Glacier Trail corridor buildings on Bay the Baker to three of removal the regarding Weekly ABODES WILL ABIDE ABODES WILL This property was purchased purchased was property This parcels four actually are There are no there know Please the of 18edition April In the there appeared a letter aletter appeared there table of contents contents of table letters dition, I know Ken understands understands Ken Iknow dition, Inad- rights. property specting re- while and pollution ment develop- planned poorly from andcommunities farmland our protecting to iscommitted Ken County in the best possible way. inWhatcom citizens the of all fi Iamcon- andinitiative. tegrity in- great shown has Ken sion, Commis- Planning the of chair As Council. County Whatcom for candidacy his announced Mannhas Ken that excitement MANN’S THE MAN ing lease agreements. ing lease remain- the terminate to county the by noplans are year. There that at expire the end of this leases property two the renew to not decided was it trail, the of development anticipated the and concerns environmental codes, health systems, septic dent Ken Mann will represent represent Mannwill Ken dent I am writing to express my my express to I amwriting —Michael McFarlane, director,—Michael Whatcom County Parks & Parks County Whatcom Recreation Dept. credits credits Whatcom County Council! County Whatcom Mannfor Ken insupporting me join 2. Please voice in District anew for It istime solutions. for working County to and iscommitted Whatcom in us to matter really that issues the studies community—he our to devoted seat he is seeking. Ken is truly 2 District inthe needed greatly groups. lobbying or interest special not people, the to listen andwill ernment gov- county to energy positive a bring will Ken Ibelieve farms. and businesses small owned locally supporting of value the errors. home is$7,700.We regretthe The assessedvalue oftheWhite identifi families, KenWhiteisincorrectly CORRECTIONS OF DEPARTMENT In ourApril25storyonMarietta Ken Mann’s qualities are are Mann’sKen qualities letters ed inthefi —Katie Fleming, Bellingham Fleming, —Katie rst paragraph. Q A want toknow Northern neighbors Q. isfree. forum The Avenue. Street/Eldridge andHolly Broadway of corner onthe Hall, 7pm at Broadway Wed., 2at May season campaign the of fi the sponsors group This Park. andCornwall ian/Cordata, Merid- Guide Birchwood, Columbia, of associations neighborhood the bors, MAYORAL CANDIDATES CANDIDATES MAYORAL Bill Gorman: Seth Fleetwood: How would you suggest the City balance its parks, trail, and open space system space system andopen trail, parks, its balance City the suggest you would How BY TIMJOHNSON Trail through the Dewey Valley. Dewey the Trail through Baker to Bay andthe mountains andQueen King accessing Meridian Guide the over bridge andawalking all them between connectors trail with area this throughout established sites park substantial see to like would I town. of part inthis iscreated system andtrail parks anabundant that Bellingham. innorth apriority be must Greenways pace. kept not portation system for the city and, as such, it should extend everywhere. extend should such, it and,as city the for system portation a signifi into is developing system trail Our park. a public as use for property Green Village Fairhaven the of purchase the was which of results the of one campaign, Greenways Beyond inthe vigorously pated Taimi, andIpartici- Mywife, voters. Bellingham for priority apopular be city. the of parts inall such be andshould Bellingham of identity and character the to central are space andopen trails ing chip. Parks, the surface, Onthe andparks. space open to endwhenitcomes short so that north Bellingham is better represented? Is this a priority issue for you? issue for apriority this Is represented? is better Bellingham north so that As Mayor, I would focus redoubled effort and concentration on ensuring onensuring andconcentration effort redoubled Mayor, focus As Iwould Leadership is this case means the City must be certain the whole the certain be must City the means case isthis Leadership to proven andhas successful hugely been has program Greenways The I believe the northern parts of Bellingham have gotten the the gotten have Bellingham of parts northern the Ibelieve

Yes, north Bellingham acquisitions is a priority. It is well It iswell isapriority. acquisitions Bellingham Yes, north & not allow parks and open space to become abargain- become to space andopen parks allow not ments should be enforced and executed. We should agree- these then andparks, space open of ment rectifi be must This levees. tax erty benefi in the participated Bellingham of part this has Nor built. not andparks kept not promises been has outcome The expected. results the produced not has but idea, agood like sounds developers large from cession acon- as andparks space open including of practice ulation explosion. Parks, trails and open space have space andopen trails Parks, explosion. ulation apop- seen has side north the years, Inrecent city. the throughout way balanced inaregionally money levy. greenways million $20 a approved City in1997 the when Greenways, yond Be- as known II, Greenways of co-chair andwas tee commit- Greenways the Ichaired corrected. be must inequity this agree most Ibelieve stick. the end of short the gotten has side north the that program Greenways the with familiar are that all by known If we for agreements have the develop- existing Efforts were made then to allocate acquisition acquisition were made allocate to then Efforts were recently grilled by Northern Neigh- Northern by grilled recently were ts from the fi : Q&A, CONTINUED ONPAGE13 rst two Greenways prop- Greenways two rst rst mayoral forum forum mayoral rst cant third trans- third cant ed. www.bellinghamflowershop.com 360-734-8454 1201 N.StateSt. sunday, may13 mother’s dayis delivery, callorvisitourshop. all thesweetmumsinyourlife.Fornationwidesame-day And sobeautifullypricedthatyoumaywanttogiveit bouquet inabeautifulvaseisgracedwithpinkflower. The perfectgiftforyoursweetmum,thispinkandwhite teleflora’s sweetmumbouquet give tomum. © 2007Teleflora.

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Crush them. signing into allies andstampede clauses inescapable Craft public. the Bait-&-switch agencies. state Fellate “regulators.” as employees andconsultants; advisors as levels all at sycophants Install science. the Cook it. andswallows surrenders eventually menu, the by anddispirited down worn public, the til un- meetings instaged dish unappetizing same the up serving of mainly consists agoand“process” long activities. joint intheir leadership port’s the of weary appeared members Council 2008. for goals legislative its set council the where Council City Bellingham by retreat potential developer. other any would city the as plans andits agency that regulate to andbegin POB with relationship its sess central waterfront. Its conclusion: COB needs to reas- the redeveloping for proposals ham’s ready-to-capsize Belling- of Port andthe Bellingham of City the tween That “Works.” title: Its presentation. PowerPoint® crabs. upwith wake pirates, with Bunk down TRIAL SEPARATION: The Gristle port going public with an assertion that, as far as the the as far as that, an assertion with public going port opment than has been discussed so devel- denser far.” require will incosts million This $200 mated was the that the agency believes “recovering the city’s esti- port’s Development Director Sylvia Goodwin disclosed linked. inextricably ultimately environment and economics andconsiders disagrees view.” city The re- environmental from separate oninformation based is“an decision economic andshorelines parkland to agenda.Badtechnique. their of top onthe it placed andhas opposition mobilizes most that issue one the picked has port the derstands un- city the words, Inother city. the with debate” stant, size andshoreline parkland of issue the raise to wants port the that explains, summary the is, as agendas. andopen hands clean with public the with negotiate to better projects; of capsize the to leads COBunderstands, process, Bad voters. by rejected are critical bond measures necessary to fi least— very Or—at the scandal. little charming the someone infl with City government, by contrast, understands that if if that understands contrast, by government, City has port The hold won’t center The thing: one for but Masterful, media. the Buy masterful: been has port the In this, It’s were gamed of where a outcomes leadership kind anearlier from resulted 26 March summary The Hallelujah, anilluminating viewed staff 26,On March city senior Perhaps the tipping point was reached when the the when reached was point tipping the Perhaps The port recently commented that the area devoted waterfront onthe spot friction greatest the Perhaps “with potential for precipitating an ill-timed anill-timed precipitating for potential “with for discovering the obvious! the discovering for Its purpose: to put a little distance be- distance alittle put to purpose: Its no uence calls the governor to shitcan shitcan to governor the calls uence real experience in handling gen- the experience real There’s a saying among seafarers: There’s among seafarers: a saying story story nance the project project the nance Building a Process aProcess Building ; and eventually ; andeventually led; me- led; this in- ways followed bydictatorship.” followed ways collapses over loose fi thewith result that always democracy benefi most the them promising candidates the for votes always moment on, majority the From that treasury. public the from etc.) giving, generous donations, gifts, (bounty, largesse can votethemselves they discover that voters the until exist nent form of government. It perma- can a only as exist cannot ”A democracy THESE GRIM fueled largelyfueled by new construction, years few last the for increases come experienced large, unanticipated in- factors. several to thanatic usual for Bellingham, due problem- more become could results the time this but cycles, economic during happens periodically trends Howtrue! isavailable.” funding offi anelected being no fun “It’s effect, this to reaction knee-jerk animmediate, brought This rising. es servic- of andcost level the and both dip to beginning economy local the with especially problem, ongoing big tioned that fi Imen- important, be to likely sues offi public for candidate of public funds? est to actively fi inter- special each andfor ing cynical becom- for public the blame can who circumstances, these Under levels. all inpolitics—at play media corporate that money, infl roles increasing the through today manifesting be to seem founded, was country our before years six pressed Finding thebalancebetweenpublicrevenuesandexpense Public Trust OrPublicTrough? BY JOHNWATTS On the revenue side, the city has has city the side, revenue On the opposing of combination This In a recent conversation with a Views expressed are not necessarily those of those necessarily not are expressed Views ts from the public treasury, treasury, public the from ts scal responsibility is a —Alexander Tyler, 1770 ght for a bigger share share abigger for ght and peddling uence scal policy, al- concerns, ex- concerns, ce about is- cial if no ifno cial your opinion opinion your views and make up most of the so-called so-called the of and makeupmost restricted are less taxes property and B&O sales, like Others, utilities. andsewer water like uses certain to restricted often are funds Public public. the for services necessary and must be carefully used fi offi andelected citizens impact tomorrow’s certainly most will that work at forces the illustrate to but ple, examples? Enough employees. andbenefi on wages pressures upward always are there course Of source. that from enues rev- city less law, meaning state by onbusinesses reduced be will taxes &Occupation year, Business next And city. the by borne be to need will costs more facilities, jail equate ad- providing aroundto gets county recovered for many years. When the be to likely not are that costs ture the with city up-front infrastruc- as desirable as that is—will saddle redevelopment— Waterfront costs. new these offsetting to close come to unlikely are revenues Additional like. andthe streets parks, ers, fi police, like services level city- more require will approved, if which, pending, are annexations windfalls! to used get to easy It’s so down. isnowcycling which It is not my point to alarm peo- alarm to point my It isnot large several side, expense On the limited are funds Public cials. Cascadia WeeklyCascadia the gristle public for ts refi rst on rst ght- Council. He will not seek re-election. re-election. notseek Hewill Council. City onBellingham serves John Watts fi ofour cognizant are citizens hope I elections, these During citizens? essential or services over-taxing the future without sacrifi for ourselves sustain we How can Bellingham. of City the including face, democracies all problem tal you. for vote to likely more people happy, because they are make to It isfun help. for city the good that cause comes to to every or aconstituent, noto say to no fun It’s just onwants. ofspending sure plea- the than more needs ing the sustain- about worry who vatives,” “fi dubbed some, often to appeals also part hard The it. of part “fun” the especially bility, offi to pires as- who everyone Ibelieve funds? of public expenditure the control to offi public remaining—a becoming—or in part! least istrue—at this inpower. Infact, those by trolled con- fund slush large, amorphous that it persists perception the but and use, is often purpose alegitimate have monies dispensed public end,all Inthe ing parties. from amongcompet- isallocated money a tax Tourism andavailability. needs community-wide to up according divvied are vote, public by approved offi elected by set priorities to subject projects, must be essentially used for capital funds Taxes (REET) Excise Estate Real things. other of a multiplicity andbenefi wages for pay to goes most which of Fund, General scal realities. realities. scal Sustainability is the fundamen- isthe Sustainability What part of the motivation for tocial the is desire attributable cials. Greenways funds, funds, Greenways cials. responsi- this wants ce sa conser- scal cing truly truly cing ts, plus plus ts, veloped site. The only one onlyone The site. veloped rede- the for alternatives density various leased in April. re- document scoping draft (EIS) statement impact in anenvironmental illustrated are assertions port’s the urgent, additionally regulator— to partner development from decided. from isfar isconcerned, city The Gristle consultant, CollinsWoerman, CollinsWoerman, consultant, America). 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PARKS, BUTISIT INCREASE FOR DEVELOPER FEE APPROVES COUNCIL BY TIMJOHNSON currents news news commentary commentary DEVELOPMENT SHOULD DEVELOPMENT lieve is needed for capital improvements and land acquisitions in the inthe acquisitions andland improvements capital for isneeded lieve be- planners parks what of shortfall $39 million anestimated leave 2006. inFebruary fee impact park the approved originally Council tail. that in maintain help de- greater them, bestudied fees to veloper need said. he service, of level that inmaintaining behind” further even falling from us keep innowwill this “Voting an’s concerns. values,” council member John Watts said, expressing sympathy for Ry- in2008. plan park city’s the review to isscheduled Council plan. apark through service of level that andmaintain monitor cities laws, management growth state’s the Under household. per required acres ahouse.” of price the essarily nec- not margin, developer’s isthe about talking really we’re probably homes. of cost upthe drive fees developer additional that assertion the rejected higher. Ryan substantially be should fees pact refl better would said, council adjustment, The homebuyers. moderate-income of backs enduponthe will dicts pre- Association Industry Building the amove andcondos, apartments for $671 than andmore residence, asingle-family $916 for than more onMonday. decided Council City enjoy, to Bellingham here moving Of concern to council members, the proposed increase would still still would increase proposed the members, council to concern Of fi level-of-service that agreed members council All onproperty based correction isaone-time we’re tonight doing “What park of study additional for called council onthe andothers Ryan “Houses cost what the market will bear,” Ryan commented. “What im- park saying measure, the opposed Ryan Barbara member Council by fees impact 5-1 developer nudge to voted members Council City FEES briefs help pay for the parks people are are people parks the for pay help ect current property values. property current ect gures, and the de- andthe gures, or only 20 percent of the total cost. This issubstan- This cost. total the of or only20percent million, $50 generate to estimated are revenues fee “Impact said. Horowitz service,” of level adopted the infl total budget defi Hirst. with agreed calculations, park studied infl of effects the ignored ly, staff Consistent- parks. for land buying of costs the timated useful response. a received never have but amounts dollar large these support would that evidence orother data historical the for times several asked “I’ve said. Hirst donations,” from million and$5 grants, from $15 million tax, excise estate real from million parks—$25 for get we’ll enues CITIZEN CRITICISM said. Ryan city,” the compensate for increasing population densities inside to limits city the outside land of amounts large buy to we’re going that limits. logical It’s not city the inside ideaofinfi on the isbased Plan Comprehensive entire hand,our other the fi to try to we’re going doubles, population our if isthat service of level our about said have we “What responded. Ryan sumptions,” value.” best the get to inorder land buy increase, where about he we said. “We’re careful very prices home way the invalue increase doesn’t parks for buys city the The land raw of rates. price ing market parks.” for land purchasing of cost cumulative land-infl assumed in differences 2022, these through 2007 from 16 years the “Over in2005. mayor the by formed Committee sory Advi- Budget onthe engineer, served aretired Hirst, County,” said Eric Hirst, who commented on the plan. inWhatcom property real for percent and46 lots, sion subdivi- for ormore 100 percent homes, for percent 80 with compared and2006, 2002 between only 24 percent say. they service, of levels current maintain to low too Afee percentage. that even 15 years. next the over growth population pected ex- for service of levels current maintain to percent 54 be to ought really fee the said Leuthold household. per divided andfacilities parks existing maintain to cost the of 35 at percent iscalculated fee nance, the ordi- 2006 the Under pace. keep to andfacilities land ture years. infu- resident per parkland of amount current the tain main- to enough isnot passed council adjustment the Leuthold But cautioned director. Department reation andRec- Parks Leuthold, Paul said parkland, city’s acondoorapartment. for $2,851 andabout residence $3,891 asingle-family for about currently are costs impact The system. parks “When various errors are corrected, the resulting resulting the corrected, are errors various “When fi aretired Horowitz, Larry underes- seriously staff the think to continue also “I rev- the overestimated staff the think to continue “I “I am very concerned about some of our basic as- basic our of some about concerned amvery “I hous- at land buy doesn’t city the cautioned Leuthold “The analysis assumes that land values increased by underestimated have staff city think critics Some new acquire must city the increase, households As refl increase voted The ation-adjusted $252 maintain million to cost ation-adjusted the of percent or38 million, is$96 cit ation rates have a huge effect on the onthe effect ahuge have rates ation ll, that we’re going to put people people put to we’re going that ll, nd twice as much parkland. On On muchparkland. as nd twice ects the rising value of the the of value rising the ects rate of 54 percent may be has who analyst nancial ation,” Hirst said. Hirst ation,” analysis into it.” into analysis thorough really some put to need “We said. he thing,” whole the at look new a year, take might we next happening time. that at creases in- fee incremental considering be andoffi in 2008, plan parks the revamping be will city the now because increase lower the impacts.” these create who those by borne be should system park the expanding of costs the that andcommonknowledge mon sense pand parkIt system. its is com- also ex- to continue must city the reason edge that population growth is the andcommon knowl- common sense is “It concluded. Horowitz payers,” Bellingham’s to tax- unfair grossly is ofonly20percent contribution adeveloper andgenerates million erty tax increase agreed. Hirst years,” in future suming voters as- by requirements will of service of level pass a almost Greenways its balance to try not should ment $100 mustlevy) be increased.” taxes property Greenways (i.e. the defi this cover to inorder that defi budget calculated the amount, this removing “By levy. future that to ring refer- commented, rately,” Horowitz crease that must be disclosed sepa- in- tax anew represents actually it been removed from revenues because sunsets. levy current the when pass would measure Greenways other an- that assumption acity with fault ormore.”lion $100 be mil- could shortfall 16-year the suggest “Mycalculations said. of ourrent quality park system,” Hirst cur- the maintain to ability in our shortfalls incredible to leads costs ing revenues and underestimating agreed. provided, Department Parks the numbers using calculations costs.” these for pay will that people of number the by total the impact divide to be fl is service of level the maintaining of impact capita per the calculating for methodology staff’s because cent only 20 percent rather than 35 per- that’s anticipated.” share 35 the percent than less tially would method correct The awed. “If the plan weren’t going to be be to going weren’t plan the “If proposed he said Douglas Tim Mayor “A park plan that requires a prop- Depart- Parks the opinion my “In has $26.9 million “Approximately additional found also Horowitz overestimat- of combination “The independent own his ran who Hirst, is result “The explained, Horowitz cit is effectively increased. 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With the island’s new Commu- Berg perfect, than less are ditions riders, especially when weather con- ferry for area awaiting isas center a community as House Embrey the county.” andthe community our between relationship healthy a for looking are “We said. Berg Works. Public with negotiations current the with andisfrustrated ter cen- acommunity for location prime isa House LICLT,Embrey the said began. House Embrey ing the for leas- and negotiations property le Carli- the of option purchase the over took county 2005, the In September Council. County the by 100 percent andsupported Works Public by proved ap- was swap land The county. the with swap aland andproposed 2005 in January Embrey property the to chased the Carlile property adjacent pur- LICLT the House, Embrey the of The Embrey property was purchased purchased was property Embrey The for place greatest isthe house “This of uses important most the of One isunder-voiced,” community “Our Berg,Colleen director of executive ownership gain to In anattempt FLOOR PLANOFEMBREYHOUSE ther action istaken.” action ther fur- any before asked council the what is This made. be would property the on or if line work would adjustments agreement alease if council the to explain to supposed was Works “Public county,” Weimer said. the from chased sions; the house can be leased or pur- andahalf. year a almost for council the to silent been have LICLT andthe department Works Public the between negotiations the that adding confusion, this with agree purposes.” transportation than other anything for used be not could house the that told were we funds, the property was purchased with these “Since said. Wanda Cucinotta member board Lummi funds,” transportation with bought property the county property. the purchase to used was that fund road the of cations fi not did LICLT the from fi the because process the terminating suggested Works, Public of director the previously was who Monsen, Jeff LICLT. the with negotiations minate were recommending the Council ter- they indicating department Works lic the Pub- from a received letter tors direc- of board Lummi the when 2006, to Public Works. fi that andreport uses portation non-trans- for used be would house ofthe what percentage determine to was LICLT The said. Berg value, rental fair at community Island Lummi the to nancial analysis of the Embrey House House Embrey the of analysis nancial “There are now two main discus- main nowtwo are “There could Weimer Carl member Council the why to as confused are “We a to came halt in JuneNegotiations :: qualifi t the gure gure - Q&A, views Dan McShane: northernneighbors.org northernneighbors.org at questions tomanyother candidates of these responses complete the for Look Bob Ryan: Bob Dan Pike: and trails are essential to all Bellingham neighborhoods. Bellingham all to essential are and trails parks of Asystem development. that of part are andtrails parks of system throughout the city, the north end of the city would benefi would city the endof north the city, the throughout ingham Trail Plan. Bell- North new andour Plan Space andOpen Recreation Park, the with consistent Bellingham, north for plan amaster of concept the explore to Works andPublic Parks, Planning, direct Iwould Inparticular, space. andopen trails parks, adequate have developments new ensure to ects proj- of stages early, conceptual the at anddevelopers neighbors both with coordinate Works andPublic Planning, Parks, that direct I would mayor, If elected place. taken has north inthe development as vided city. the of sections in northern anddevelopment acquisition park for available also are fees impact parks and taxes excise estate real funds, Greenways to Inaddition Bellingham. innorth needs critical the address to funds provide to was which of part abig campaign, levy III Greenways successful the coordinate in helping hard Iworked me. for issue isahigh-priority Bellingham north derserved Don Keenan: equally. benefi the shares community include the County, the Bellingham School District, and the Port. andthe District, School Bellingham the County, the include andeffi isfair that inamanner region ham andthe Belling- for andrecreation space open parks, provide to effectively more partner might how we at look also would examination This habitat. wildlife and trails interconnected including system, parks ameaningful of pletion gain In balance. of development addition, a such enable com- would a look provision. andservice funding equity, examine will analysis andbetter established be to needs equity Geographic issue. is acritical design. the of part anessential be should and squares parks small developed, are centers urban As values. property as well as quality life for plus isahuge areas inurban nearby parkland of corners borhood. Having safe places for kids to play as well as having quiet As a city, we have not ensured these important amenities are pro- are amenities important these ensured not have we acity, As Over time, the northern areas currently inadequately provided for would would for provided inadequately currently areas northern the time, Over The under-allocation of parks for the northern parts of Bellingham Bellingham of parts northern the for parks of under-allocation The from p.5 As the Meridian/Cordata area isinfi area Meridian/Cordata the As In addition to a need to distribute Greenways funds fairly fairly funds Greenways distribute to aneed to Inaddition Acquiring and developing parks, trails and open space inun- space andopen trails parks, anddeveloping Acquiring . what are the most critical areas to purchase. This This purchase. to areas critical most the are what orlonger, identify andthen years 50 over needed is space open what about conversation community even longer horizon. My administration a create will an need we but 20years, typically are ning horizons plan- long-range Current term. longer think to needs also Bellingham developments. innew space open of provision appropriate the andensure agreements intent the of past meet to developers with work to needs City the be, already should we where ting get- facilitate to Inorder forward. going maintained neigh- walkable most We’re densest, Bellingham’s play. to place asafe reach to children your with know what it’s like to not I’m mayor. when happen will parks of distribution befair able to safely walk ized benefi abroader, local- more for parkland andpublic space open dedicate to andencouraged allowed be should developers Inaddition, addressed. be will parks cal park impact so fees that development impacts on lo- Raising a family in the York neighborhood, I York neighborhood, inthe afamily Raising leadership: clear for calls that issue isasimple This :: space andopen parks of burden t andthe t. lled, the City must ensure that a that ensure must City the lled, cient. 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May be onphotos will through display Dr. The Sunset 2600 Home, eder Ro- the at 10am-4pm from today EXHIBITS The interactive “By the the “By interactive The “Raiment” shows “Raiment” through Hands-on art ac- art Hands-on In collabora- View “Light and See artwork artwork See Photogra- “Figures of “Figures “Build- The an- The “New View 21 Cascadia Weekly #2.18 05.02.07 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-16 | Get Out 18 | Words & Community 19 | On Stage 20 | ArtART 21 | Music 22-25 | Film 26-29 | Classifi eds 30-38 | Food 39 22 Cascadia Weekly #2.18 05.02.07 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-16 | Get Out 18 | Words & Community 19 | On Stage 20 | Art 21 | MusicMUSIC 22-25 | Film 26-29 | Classifi eds 30-38 | Food 39 study, so I had to leave. 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| Music with lots of space. If you’re new carpet and new Washer Dryer. Kitchen Brand is very big and it has a dish- and dryer! Close to shopping, creek,2-car garage.Only 1 5 & 6 Bedroom Houses $889 / 2br - Luxurious 21 a Western student and need paint. One block from new. High ceilings. Looking washer to save you valuable city bus, and WWU Park and block from Lake.Amenities near WWU One lovely 5 housing for Spring quarter new Trader Joes and for new place to allow pets, time. The home also comes Apartment for Rent 2 Ride. W/S/G & BASIC Cable include Golf,tennis,swimming Bedroom & 4 nice 6 Bed- then this is the place for you! close to downtown. Pri- Timber loadge no pet policy. with a washer and dryer to bed/ 2 bath unit available on Included! No smoking/pets. pool, marina all with-in walk- rooms near WWU. Rentals May 4th. W/S/G is paid. Unit | Art Rent is $650 w/$650 deposit, vate back patio and hot Deposit of $665, and lease till keep your whites white and For more information or a ing distance. Email: clan- from $1750 - $2200 Located comes with W/D, D/W, and

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| On Stage able 7/1/07 and all the rest and Sehome Highschool $650 / 2br - 2 BR / 1.5 fitted with a sauna that works at [email protected] ter and Shopping Large 2 SQFT home For Rent on W available 9/1/07. Lincoln St. is Large one bedroom, one $825 / 2br - South Side Bath Townhouse Apart- or (360) 647-2818 bedroom, 1.75 bath unit with Maplewood Avenue. Hard- 19 wonders for the body and a 1 year old lovely large home bathroom apt. The apartment Bellingham South side of ment 900 sq ft Two level soul. If you are interested in dishwasher, disposal, on-site wood floors, eat-in kitchen $849 / 2br - Luxury and Valencia St. is a totally is 600 square feet and on the Bellingham. Close to every- Townhouse, 2 Bedrooms, renting a slice of heaven call laundry, on city bus route and nook + dining room, gas fire- Apartments for Rent 2 remodelled nice home. Call top floor. Water, sewer, and thing. Newly remodeled, 2 1 1/2 baths, Large Walk 676-1880 close to shopping. W/S/G in- place, gas heat, large level 360-354-8131 for showings. garbage are included in rent. bedroom, 1 ? baths, town- Through closet, Washer and bed/ 2 bath units available. cluded. No smoking/pets. For lot. Fully applianced. Full There is on site laundry and on house style duplex. New ap- Dryer hu , Dishwasher, private $2850 / 3br - Lake What- W/S/G is paid. Units come more information or a show- basement for lots of storage $450 / 1br - Lg. 1 Bed- site management. Ten minute pliances, dishwasher, stove & patio on greenbelt in central com Waterfront Execu- with W/D, D/W, and gar- ing please contact Bayview and/or work area. Available room Close to Western! walk to Western and also on refrigerator. All new flooring, Bellingham. New Carpet just tive Lake Whatcom Water- bage disposal. Pets are ok. Property Management at now. $1300/month + Deposit. One Bedroom Apt.in ‘Timber- the bus line. The apartment paint, light fixtures and car- installed. No Pets or Smoking. front single family home. 3 Non-smoking. Located in the (360) 734-5420. Email: [email protected] line Apartments’ with deck is available May 1st. If you are pet. Woodstove and washer/ Water,serer and garbage/re- Bedroom 3 bath plus den and upscale Barkley area of Bell- workout/office room. Two ingham. Please feel free to $950 / 4br - Home on $1050 / 3br - House for car garage, huge decking and contact us at (360) 647-2818 Acreage Large 4 bedroom, Rent 3 Bedroom 1 Bath | Words & Community private dock. Unfurnished or or kristie@visitlandmark. 1 bath home in quiet setting. home, with carport and lots of 18 furnished $2,850. would like com Living room, eat-in kitchen storage. This home has large long term lease. website: and seperate family room. kitchen family room, washer/ $920 / 2br - Luxury Suite www.inlandnet.com/~jvreid Garage, extra storage and dryer hook up, all appliances, for Rent 2 bed/ 2 bath unit 360-733-8595 or cell 509-899- yard complete the home. For newly painted and some new available. W/S/G is paid for. 2999 Owner more information, contact carpeting. Available Now. Unit comes with W/D, D/W, | Get Out Bayview Property Manage- Near Bellis Fair $1050 per $800 / 2br - 2 bd 1 bath and garbage disposal. 1008 ment at (360) 734-5420. month, for more info call 223- sq.ft. No-smoking. No pet

8-16 House for Rent in Belling- 0444 ham 2 bedroom 1 bath house building. Located in upscale $895 / 2br - Home for at 2706 Nevada Street in Bell- Barkley area of Bellingham. rent 1200 square ft home $1350 / 4br - Clean, ingham. Recently remodeled, Please feel free to contact us for rent, walking distance to Quiet Location with Bay washer/dryer, dishwasher, at (360) 647-2818 or kristie@ downtown Bellingham. Avail- Views!!! 4 bedroom, 2 full storage garage and yard. $800 visitlandmark.com able May 1st 360 658 7510 bath unit right across the street | Currents per month, plus fi rst/last and from . $1064 / 3br - Luxury 3- $700 / 1br - Quiet Coun- Washer/dryer included. 2 car 6-7 deposit. Pets are negotiable bed for Rent We have 1093 try Apartment Country with additional non refundable garage, great deck for bbq’s, sq.ft. 3 bed/ 2 bath available Apartment located less than deposit. Available March 10th and a gas fi replace. 7 minute on 4/20. The unit comes with 8 miles from Bellingham, on please call 360-366-0190 to ar- drive to WWU. This place has W/D, D/W, and garbage dis- Kelly Road, between the Han- amazing bay views!!! Available

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02 Beach elementary school. looks Heritage Park with First,last, deposit and refer- view of Bay. Gated Building 05. All real estate advertising in this newspa- ences required. $900 plus in Courtyard Studios on E per is subject to the Fair Housing Act, which utilities. Lease or month to Street. WSG paid. On site makes it illegal to advertise “any preference, month negotiable. Pets con- laundry. Lovely brick court- limitation or discrimination based on race, sidered. Available April 16th. yard and parking. Excellent color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status Call 360-739-0080. credit references are neces- or national origin, or an intention to make any sary. Will be available April such preference, limitation or discrimination.” Familial status $900 / 2br - House for 1st. If interested email steve- includes children under the age of 18 living with parents or le- Rent 2BD- hardwood floors, [email protected] gal custodians, pregnant women and people securing custody view of Mt.Baker, direct tv, of children under 18.This newspaper will not knowingly accept private, utilities included, off $595 / 2br - 1603 Ala- any advertising for real estate that is in violation of the law. E. Smith Rd, Bellingham, no bama Spacious duplex, W/D Our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised dogs. $900/month. If inter- hookup, gas heat, garage,

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These are the kinds of situations you’ve that like me, you’ll gain possession of a resource you 22-25 urgently got to avoid in the coming week, Aries. You didn’t even know has been yours. Or maybe you’ll in- • May 10, 2007 11:00 am - 4:00 pm need to get substantially more out of any project than herit your great-uncle’s coin collection or be reunited what you put into it. So choose your fuel wisely. Be Teens & Young Adults Retail with a dream you lost track of. In one way or another, | Music resourceful in your push for greater effi ciency. Libra, I believe the past will give you a gift. WorkSource Skagit 21 TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The outsourcing of SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “The artist is a recep- 2005 E. College Way, Mount Vernon, WA fortune-telling is well underway. Psychics and astrolo- tacle for emotions that come from all over the place,” Grocery | Art gers from India have been showering me with email said Pablo Picasso, “from the sky, from the earth, • May 17, 2007 10:00 am - 3:00 pm 20 invitations to take advantage of their services. “By the from a scrap of paper, from a passing stranger, from a Elks Lodge grace of the towering fl ames of goodness that burn spider’s web.” Now substitute your own name for “the 115 N. Ernst, Oak Harbor, WA Maintenance the roof of our temple,” said one, “we have pledged to artist” in the above statement, Scorpio, and you’ll have slave away our lives to cause the happy encroachment your assignment for the coming week. In other words, • June 5, 2007 10:00 am - 3:00 pm of bubbling karma on your masterful head. We will coax be alert for and open to the feelings fl ooding toward | On Stage and guide the effects of various planets on the living Food Service you from every direction. 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We think that “healing is what makes us out to be quite useful. • comfortable and eases the pain.” But the truth is, GEMINI (May 21-June 20): If I were you, I’d “what we want to be healed of is often what will heal pursue other adventures besides hanging from a cliff us if we can stand the discomfort and the pain.” Make | Words & Community by my fi ngernails and sweating bullets. But if that this your central theme for now, Sagittarius. See if Interviews 18 kind of thing really gets you off and teaches you the you can stave off your urge for ease as you marinate lessons you think you need, I’ll give you my grudging longer in the aching confusion. “If we really face our on-site astrological permission to continue—providing that sadness,” says Kingsley, “we fi nd it speaks with the you stop no later than May 20. But if you’d consider voice of our deepest longing. And if we face it a little trying some less manic and more constructive ways to longer we fi nd that it teaches us the way to attain Free career | Get Out explore your heroic urges, I have a few suggestions. what we long for.” 8-16 You could wrestle the angels who will only give you CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You’re growing their gifts if you fi ght for them. You could break off & job search almost too fast, Capricorn. You know almost too much relations with green-eyed monsters and yellow-bellied and you’re almost too attractive. Furthermore, you’re soul-suckers. Or you could dive into the abyss and try resources on the verge of being ridiculously smart, absurdly to retrieve the treasure that got hurled down into the | Currents popular, and outlandishly creative. To avoid having muck some time back. any of this spawn jealousy in others, you should prob- 6-7 CANCER (June 21-July 22): What is the holiest ably go overboard in expressing humility—even if you river in the world? 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Fairhaven for end May 2-3 blocks for both directions. no deposit. there is a app fee renters welcome to apply. washer/dryer. Balcony over- | Art or June. I want to cre- Lease goes through August. If and a fee to change the lease. Washer/Dryer for shared looks greenbelt. $400 dam- 20 ate a shared housing for interested or have any ques- all are welcome. please email use, owner pays w/s/g. Near age deposit. Will be available adults who want a home tions, call 360-305-7961. me at falloutboy253@yahoo. Whatcom Falls Park. Would for rent June 1st. email: Justa- but can not afford to buy com or call at 3606720646. prefer a 6 month lease. $385 [email protected] in this housing market! $372 Need a place after month w/ $400 security/dam- Healthy, clean, outdoor Spring break?? Big, vault- $500 Room for Rent I’m age deposit. Sorry no pets. If $350 Looking for re-

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