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Locally Owned & Operated For Over 35 Years Locally Locally Owned & Operated By Jon McGlothlin AINTING AINTING at For quality workmanship, quick services, and reasonable prices, call SUNSHINE call prices, reasonable and services, quick workmanship, quality For P Lincoln, Miller, Hobart, Lincoln, Thermal Miller, Dyn Specialists in all types of upholstery, heavy fabric work and refinishing of furniture, REDLANDS UPHOLSTERY has become well known as being THE place to go when only the best is good enough! Whether you want a sofa or Ford Construction Company Design/Build Design/Build & Competitive Bidding Dan Kirk – Owner .redlandsupholstery Mountain Mountain States Welder Repair RADISE will make sure that you get only the necessary amount of exposure in Plans are available to suit nearly every application from a modern retail store, Located at 360 Grand Mesa Ave. in Grand Junction, phone AIRSTREAM PLUMBING & HEATING INC. offers you the best in plumbing and For YOUR next structure, build with steel or stick lumber for lasting beauty and Heavy duty sewing machines and other equipment will handle the toughest fabrics Jon and the crew wish you All The Best of the Holiday Season and a Prosperous When items of service for which you cannot go window shopping such as welding Located at 2478 Hwy. 6 & 50 in Grand Junction, phone Located at 2478 Hwy. So, if you always wanted to look like you've just returned from a fun filled vacation ARADISE features safe tanning facilities for men and women. 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COMPANY, located at 2390 U.S. Hwy. 6 & 50 in Grand When you are ready to relax over a good, hot cup of coffee, a piece of homemade There are restaurants that come and go, and there are a few restaurants that give Stop in at ROADHOUSE AUTO CENTER and look over the tremendous values in When you're in need of roofing of any type...whether it is new construction or re- They specialize in complete door-to-door service for local and nationwide moving, People in this area are fortunate to have a quality mini-storage facility such as T & J For many years, automobile dealers considered the "used car" business a sideline They are open Mon. – Sat., but close on Sat. afternoons, Sundays and major and Sundays afternoons, Sat. on close but Sat., – Mon. open are They The kind of business that this respected firm does is the main reason people return people reason main the is does firm respected this that business of kind The As specialists in ALLAs specialists in TYPES of roofing, this prominent firm can handle new roofing Utilizing the very latest in rotary and core drilling equipment, this reputable firm has firm reputable this equipment, drilling core and rotary in latest very the Utilizing om, Ron and staff wish everyone a Happy and Prosperous Holiday Season and look and Season Holiday Prosperous and Happy a everyone wish staff and Ron om, GRILL for Remember, giving for "good eats" visit the THE CINNAMON GRILL! Opie and people the staff would like to thank of all their valued customers for the past and year, wish this All you The Best area of the Holiday Season! such good service and great food. dessert, a sandwich or a freshly prepared home style meal, you will enjoy what Opie dessert, a sandwich or a freshly prepared home style meal, you will enjoy and the staff serve up! If you are new in the THE do. "know" area, who folks the where eat and Junction stop Grand in are you time next at the THE CINNAMON GRILL CINNAMON GRILL has some of the friendliest service anywhere in the whole valley. good food and service year-after-year to the folks who drop in. For Grand Valley area Valley Grand For in. drop who folks the to year-after-year service and food good people who shop in Grand Junction, that restaurant is THE CINNAMON GRILL located at 624 Rae phone Lynn, move. You’ll enjoy doing move. You’ll business with these friendly professionals, and you can be assured of expert service at fair prices every time. They would like to join area businesses in wishing everyone the Best for the Holidays. not just furniture! possessions across town, or across the nation. and you can rest ALL charge. Let the experts at assured PRO MOVING completely & pre-plan your STORAGE when you All next of move. your valuable possessions will place be carefully packed, crated, loaded these experienced office in specialize also They sound. and safe destination, new your to delivered and professionals in moves, retirement homes, pianos and storage, and they are fully insured for your protection. For dependable, professional, courteous service, don’t at them Call make STORAGE. & MOVING PRO a move without ALL holidays, and offer the highest quality storage service service is at marked by courteous, prompt reasonable and friendly treatment of prices. everyone. 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Pleasereceipt. bring your Source Savings Coupon Tobacco Cigars Rem’s Place 242-3136 Pipes Tobaccos Hookahs Pipes Tobaccos 241 Grand Avenue • Grand Junction 241 Grand Avenue The Limbo Rock Remix and The In 2007, Chubby returned to the in Fame of Hall Roll and Rock The abroad. In 2009, Chubby toured In the 50th anniversary year “It’s going? artist this keeps What Neither do we. Chubby Checker—Check the albums 5 have to artist only the • be song a have to artist only the • Original Master of The Dance Hall Beat, released in 2004, became top 5 Disney Radio hits and a favorite audi- bring to ability its with DJs of ences onto the dance A floor. new fans Checker Chubby of generation born. were Down “Knock with again yet charts The Walls”, Billboards #1 dance track. Chubby rewarded Ohio Cleveland, in July 2008 with a special award. by crowd fervent a thrilled Chubby to old, and new hits, his performing the delight of everyone. of The Twist, special ceremonies took place in front of City Hall in Philadelphia and Wildwood, N.J. and there was a Chubby Checker in May 2011. cruise energy The said. Chubby fans,” the with dancing and singing from get I all these people over the years is I experience. I else anything unlike never want it to end.” Facts: He is: 12 at once. in the Top #1 twice - “The Twist.” - at the Avalon Theater at Avalon at the In the fall of 1961, record merchandise Checker Chubby While hits kept coming, the for Chubby as hit followed hit. tour and recording between In films feature added Chubby ing, releases the with portfolio his to and Twist” the Knock “Don’t of the Clock.” Around “Twist industry history whenwas Checker’smade originalrecord “Thehit Twist” re-entered 1962, January by and charts, the it was back in #1 position. No other record before or hassince accomplished thatCombining feat. its 1960 run with Twist” “The return, 1961/62 its spent an amazing nine months total on U. S. bestseller charts. was everywhere. Twist His success“Let’s years. for continued for Grammy a him won Again” Best Rock Performance. Chubby’s was 1964 of highlight Lodders, Catharina to marriage 1962. Miss World The next few years were prolific By 1988, Chubby - demonstrat Camelot into its name sprang up, such as “Peppermint Twist,” “Twist and Shout” and “Twistin’ the Each Away.” newNight song brought apart a “dancing involving dance new to the beat,” such Boogaloo” as “The “TheGully,” Hully Jerk,” “The and “The Shake.” At the forefront was Chubby with “The “The Fly,” Pony” and “The Hucklebuck.” ed extreme musical diversity byrecording a song This veryBoys. Fat the with Twist” different “Yo went to #14 on the charts. In 2000, snack the into out branched Chubby food business commemorating 40 Chocolate with Twist” “The of years Dogs, Hot Jerky, Beef Bars, Checker down washed be to all Popcorn, and (dedi- Water World the of Girl with cated to his wife). , Evergreen, CO , Evergreen, - Grand Junction, CO Carbondale, CO The song writing process has become more and more some out air to band the allow dates December few The concentrate on the which new is recording, not easy for a find just “We road. the on life its of most spends that band it very hard to write when we are constantly movingfocus and so away ourselves lock to have we years few every exclusively on writing new material” says Keith Roberts, refreshing and fun it made “What group. the for frontman we now had, we ideas song many how realized we when is all excited to get these songs done and out there.” are collaborative for the band with each album. “Knowingeach others strengths from playing and writing together for so long has played a big part in allowing each song to where cases unusual the of one Its quickly.” more develop the broth!” too many chefs actually improves most is what them remind to also but material new the of of end the “At audience. an to playing them, to important over play you When us. for performing about all its day the of long too for stop suddenly to hard its year a shows 150 a time. Hitting some of our favorite haunts will keep the blood flowing and give us some useful feedback on the new material.” http://pac3carbondale.com/ http://www.mesatheater.com/ “The Twist” was not only the In June of 1959, Chubby recorded recorded Chubby 1959, of June In New Year’s Eve at the Little Bear! Year’s New http://www.littlebearsaloon.com/ “The Twist” was something special something was Twist” “The and undertook of non-stop rounds TV dates, interviews and live per formances promoting the record. in Fourteen the months sum- later, mer of 1960, “The Twist”hit. was a #1 song, but it introduced the con- beat.” the to apart “dancing of cept Over the next few years, endless songs incorporating “The Twist” friends and associates in the music business. Cameo-Parkway likedit so much that they wrote a song called “The Class,” and it became early 1959. Chubby’s first hit in president Lowe, Bernie Twist.” “The not was records Parkway Cameo of initially impressed with Chubby’s recording and felt it may be a “B” felt Chubby However, best. at side, New Year’s Eve! Year’s New PAC 3 with The Janks, Dec 30th PAC Dec 29th • Mesa Theater with The Janks, Dec 31st The Little Bear Saloon with The Janks Chubby Checker TWISTS TWISTS Checker Chubby anniversary of th at Allen Antique Auto Museum Auto Antique at Allen

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High Desert Opera will present the Lerner & Loewe musical masterpiece High Desert Opera will present High Desert Opera to present Camelot! Celebrate the 50 The owner of Fresh Farm Poultry Poultry Farm Fresh of owner The By the time he entered high Chubby Checker was born Ernest Ernest born was Checker Chubby Performances are 7:30pm New Year’s Eve, December 31, and Saturday, January 7, at the Avalon Theater. Theater. Avalon January 7, at the Eve, December 31, and Saturday, Year’s 7:30pm New Performances are This is an all-star Grand Valley cast: Richard Cowden as King Arthur, Rebecca Weitzel as Lady Guenevere, Lady Guenevere, as Rebecca Weitzel Arthur, Cowden as King cast: Richard This is an all-star Grand Valley Return with us to Camelot, the mythical, magical kingdom, and relive the legend in this fully staged adven- Return with us to Camelot, the mythical, magical kingdom, and relive allowed themselves a brief break in the process to play a few gigs in December. November has been set aside to aside set been has November December. in gigs few a play to process the in break brief a themselves allowed their 9 it out as a Christmas greeting to top recording stars. Dick Clark sent sent Clark Dick stars. recording top Chubby did several impressions of impressions several did Chubby tune called “Jingle Bells,” on which which on Bells,” “Jingle called tune for Dick Clark, a Yuletide novelty Chubby to do a private recording er. He and a friend arranged for customers customers through a loud - speak began showing off his employee to employee his off showing began Ernest the nickname “Chubby.” at the Produce Market, who gave Market. It was Ernest’s boss Farm Poultry and the Produce his various jobs, including Fresh Fresh including jobs, various his would sing and crack jokes at own. After school, Chubby show business success of his Fabian Forte, who would have High School with his friend also went to South Philadelphia Philadelphia South to went also did some vocal impressions. He He impressions. vocal some did Settlement Music School and school, Ernest played piano at he was only 11. he was only 11. corner harmony group when that goal by forming a street- and took his first step toward someday enter show business Tubb. Young Evans vowed to famous country singer Ernest a child piano prodigy and to see Sugar Child Robinson, was a boy, his mother took him took mother his boy, a was and two brothers. When he Philadelphia with his parents Carolina, but grew up in South in up grew but Carolina, your Twist muscles moving again! muscles moving your Twist Evans in Spring SouthGulley, will be a rousing good time, so get and reservations, call 263-7410. It perform! For information on tickets tickets on information For perform! Tres Equis & Papa Rocket will also Tres Unique Autos, 2285 River Road. New Year’s Eve, 7pm-1am, at Allen Allen at 7pm-1am, Eve, Year’s New be performing live December 31, the TWIST! Chubby Checker will phoning 970-523-9605 between the hours 10am-3pm Monday through Friday. phoning 970-523-9605 between the hours 10am-3pm Monday through Ticket prices range from $39 to $10 and are available online at highdesertopera.org, or at Roper Music, or by available online at highdesertopera.org, $39 to $10 and are prices range from Ticket Adams as Mordred, and Carlene Goldthwaite as Morgan Le Fay. as Morgan and Carlene Goldthwaite Adams as Mordred, Christopher McKim as Lancelot, Lee Borden as King Pellinore, James Werner as Merlin the Magician, Trevor as Merlin the Magician, Trevor James Werner as King Pellinore, Christopher McKim as Lancelot, Lee Borden against evil. of the Round Table, this Tony Award winning musical is a perfect way to bring in the New Year. winning musical is a perfect way to bring in the New Award this Tony of the Round Table, of good the eternal struggle a tale of chivalric heroism, medieval England—a tragic love story, through ture 14 The SOURCE / December 2011 The SOURCE retail shops. unique Downtown’s inside and beautiful “new look” Main Street Downtown’s on performing and expecting 300+ entertainers roving the Western Slope! 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Grand the Avalon in at Theater 7:30pm Friday,at 13 Jan. music and dance show appears in three concerts: on Thursday, Jan. 12 at 7:30pm at the Montrose Pavilion; This year’s 16th Annual Spirit Spirit Annual 16th year’s This Walk, Christmas of Spirit Get your tickets early for this show—it sells out every year! Call (970) 241-0741 for more information, or The Celtic band FEAST returns with an explosive all-new show with champion Celtic dancers—and lots Presented by Western Slope Concert Series and directors Tyme and Kathryn Mientka, this exciting Celtic with FEASTandChampionIrishDanceDuo IRISH THUNDERmusicanddanceshow Community 970-243-9999 Mesa Funeral Service Customized Headstones Customized Source SavingsCoupon Where Comforting Doesn’t Comforting Where have toCost Friday, December 9. The down- The Friday,9. December ning. 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