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NCAA survey finds inequities in university athletics Men's sports programs By Abby Stoddard "We don't need a law to do what is right," month in The Chronicle. university. Contributmg Editor Johnson says. "We took it upon ourselves to The survey reports that operating University officials say improvement is A survey examining spending on make sure suppon systems are equal." expenses for men's Learns at the university needed, but that this university is better than collegiate athletic programs indicates the But according to a recent survey in The totalled $716,810 during the 1990-91 school most universities. university may be in violation of a federal Chronicle of Higher Education the financial year, while $122,916 was spent on women's "We're not perfect, but we stand very receive more financial gender-equity law. teams . well compared to a vast majority of Title IX of the Education Amendments of Men comprise 63.7 percent of the institutions in the country," says Mary Ann • 1972 requires that athletic financial • See editorial page A8 university's athletes, but they receive more Hitchens, senior women's administrator for assistance be allocated in proportion to the than 80 percent of the funds allocated for athletics. support, better facilities number of male and female athletes and that suppon systems are disproportionate. athletic expenses, according to the survey. In February, President David P. Roselle all other benefits also be equivalent. The university spent $900,008 on athletic The university does not release individual asked the staLe for an additional $44,000 for Athletic Director Edgar N. Johnson says scholarships for men and $247,479 for sports financial figures. athletic scholarships to continue to improve the university is trying to improve any women during the 1990-91 school year, Noncompliance with Title IX could resull Title IX compliance ;md to meet anticipated than women's teams inequity problems that exist. according to the survey released early this in complete loss of federal funding for the see NCAA page A7 local businessman admits to fraud PaulL. Teeven confesses to embezzlement By Rebecca Tollen about $140 million from September City News Editor 1987 to August 1989: Paul L. Teeven, president of a 'The Teeven brothers and Keams Newark-based, nationwide truck encouraged students to pay in cash driving school, admitted Tuesday to or with cashier's checks. They did skimming millions of dollars from not report the payments to the the school and its students. school's accounting department and Paul Teeven, 60, of Newark, pocketed the money. pleaded guilty to conspiracy to Students were also encouraged to defraud the Internal Revenue stay at the nearby Marlex Motel in Service (IRS) and making a false Bear, Del. so the Teeven brothers statement within jurisdiction of the and Kearns could receive kickbacks U.S. Department of Education for every student they referred. before U.S. District Court Judge In order for the students to be: Murray M. Schwartz. accredited for financial aid, the: According to Assistant U.S . company had to give refunds within Attorney Richard G . Andrews, 30 days. The Teeven brothers and. Teeven signed an agreement on Feb. Kearns did not pay the refunds ori 5, 1991, which stated he would time, causing the government to pay enter a guilty plea at his court date. the increased interest on the· Roben L. Teeven, Paul's brother refunds. and owner of the school, and They also wrote refund checks Thomas J. Kearns, the vice for students who did not deserve· , THE I Pamela Wr~ De Stefano Children of abortion rights activists cheer during Wednesday night's demonstration in W;Jmington to support Roe v. Wade. president, were also involved in the refunds, forging the checks and' embezzlements, Andrews said. keeping the money. Robert Teeven, who also owns IRS agents determined that the more than a dozen Newark three received $119,000 from the properties and the Teeven Holding motel kickbacks, more than $1.4 Abortion-rights activists unite Co., was indicted for bank fraud and million from the students who paid tax evasion in December. in cash and $359,000 in refund Andrews gave the following checks. As court debates Pennsylvania law, protesters rally for reproductive freedom account of how the three skimmed Andrews said Paul and Robert about $1.9 million from 1985 to Teeven both received 40 percent of 1989 from the USA Training the kickbacks from the motel and By Lewis R. Ware Wednesday the Court began hearing a Academy, which made a proflt of Assistant News Editor case challenging a controversial see TEEVEN page A6 Wll..MINGTON - Angry abortion-rights Pennsylvania law that restricted abonion. advocates met in a Wilmington church The 1989 Pennsylvania law requires a 24- Wednesday night, joining a national chorus hour waiting period, parental consent for of protest on the day the Supreme Court minors, advice on alternatives, and spousal began hearing the Pennsylvania Abortion notice before an abonion can be performed. Testimony reveals Control Act case. Heather Proctor, co-executive director of "We are at war," Vivian Houghton, of the Wilmington Federation of Human Rights, National Organization for Women (NOW) said the Court was likely to uphold the law, told the audience of about 80 people at the which would limit access to abortions. First and Central Presbyterian Church on "It's going to be more dangerous to poor two sides of Cohen Market Street. women," she said. "People who are more The Supreme Coun will strike down Roe financially able can always go to another By Larry Dignan his face as he listened to his words v. Wade, she said, and a woman's right to an state." Speci•l Assiplment ~porter being read. abortion would be determined by a "sexist" In cities across the country, abonion rights WILMINGTON - Charles While cross-examing Sadoff, political system. activists and opponents of Roe v. Wade Cohen's defense attorney presented State Prosecutor Bob O'Neill tried The 1973 Roe v. Wade decision clashed outside abortion clinics and on main testimony Wednesday which to establish that Cohen was capable prohibited states from regulating a woman's streets. In Buffalo, N.Y., 194 anti-abortion portrayed the former university of refraining from murder and could decision to have an abortion during the flrst activists, most of them members of a group student as a pleasant high school have made choices. six months of pregnancy. called Operation Rescue, were arrested student who turned violent, resented "Would you agree he made a Unless abortion rights supporters outside a clinic. his parents and later killed them. number of choices?'' O'Neil asked. mobilize, said Jennifer Rosenberg (AS JR), In Wilmington, the abortion rights Dr. Robert Sadoff, a prominent "Yes," Sadoff said. vice president of the Student Coalition for demonstrators gathered for the rally on psychiatrist who examined Cohen "He made a choice of weapon." • Choice, "we'll see back-alley abonions and Rodney Square, which is usually a busy area Oct. 4, said Cohen perceived his "Yes." the government taking control of our during the day. But at night, the square was A woman lets her sign do the talking while parents as having too much control "He chose to shower afterward." · bodies." see SUPPORTERS page A7 listening to abortion-rights speakers. over his life. "Yes." · And in an act of revenge, he "He chose to smoke afterward. " killed them, Sadoff said. "Yes." Sadoff, who has evaluated more And O'Neill said Cohen made than 3,000 parent-killers, diagnosed numerous calculated decisions Cohen as having several mental see COHEN page A6 disorders, including an impulsive­ borderline personality and paranoia. He said Cohen's violent nature did not come out until he attended ..---- INDEX------, Coming out the university and tasted freedom. "The new environment had an Colleges Across the NationA2 effect on his feelings of control," Campus Briefs ...... A2 Gay student confronts life in heterosexual world Sadoff said. Classifieds ...... 87 And, he said, Cohen resented Comics ...... B9 By Robyn Furman gay." what he thought was his parents' Lighter Side ...... A3 Copy Editor Green (UA GR) says he didn't control over him. Police Report ...... A2 Sometimes he wears jeans. completely come to terms with Sadoff testified that Cohen Review and Opinion ...... AB Most of the time though, he can his homosexuality until he was an justified killing his parents because Sports ...... BS be found in slacks, a shirt and undergraduate at South Missouri they were too controlling. permy loafers. State University and dated a man Cohen changed a guilty plea to ---Also insUlt:--- He wears several earrings, for the first time. guilty but mentally ill in February, about 12 black bracelets on his He says he read a lot about meaning he believes he did not have A profile of Ruth Minner .... A3 left arm, and his brown hair, 20th homosexuality, but never the control to refrain from killing Commonwealth awards ..... AS which was once purple, is long in • recognized himself in any of it his parents. Senioritis ...... AS the back and S(rllyed in a high arc A;m;yma;y because most of what he read was According to a transcript of in the front. 197%- 1991 negative, and he didn't see Cohen's confession, the former This well-dressed 25-year-old himself as evil, immoral or university student said he called his has the same worries as most graduate deviant. father upstairs in their Hockessin students. He just wants to write his Green takes off his glasses and places them home In November 1988, struck dlssenation, get his doctorate and go back on his knee as he continues. him with a 10-pound barbell and home to Missouri. "II didn't register.) thought. 'I can't be gay stabbed him repeatedly with a Swiss But this is not your average graduate because I'm not these things."' anny knife. student's life story. Even though Green confronted his friends Cohen then called to his mother, Brian Green is gay. with his sexuality in college, he still COj1ld not "Dad needs help." "I first knew I was attracted to boys in face telling his family. She came upstairs and suffered Brian Green (UA GR) prepam the display junior high school," he recalls. "I just knew I "At first the realization was kind of the same fate. for this week's LGBSU awareness events. was curious, but I didn't really realize I was see GAY SnJDENT p;18t! A7 Cohen, wearing a yellow shirt with a maroon-striped tie, sat emotionless with his left hand on .i · In brie April 24, 1992 • THE RMEW. A2

estimated a loss of$300 to $400 in today's key in the job world. outag. "It was a shame because it happened No one can be "too pushy" in today's job arowfil II :30, right before the lunch rush, and market, he added, but it is a personal all the food was ready," he said. judgement when to back off potential The Student Center reopened at 2:30 p.m. employers. and resumed nonnal operation. Tony Domwt (AS SR) has been to several interviews but has not received any job offers. He still feels nervous in the interviews because Convenience market to expand he said he has not "gotten the style yet." in Christiana Commons next Psychology major Kristin Ellto (AS SR) worried that her job-seeking an interview skills fall might lessen her possibilities of jobs but the The Christiana Commons market will move information Sciscione gave defmitely helped and expand into a "mini supermarket" by the broaden her view of the market. Fall Semester to accommodate increasing The CPO will videotape students in mock student demand in the Nonh Campus, said interviews to prepare them for marketing Randy Clay, ARA Dining Services District themselves better in front of people, Sciscione Manager. said. The new market will have a wider selection Students should familiarize themselves with including fresh produce and microwaveable companies they want to work for, keep entrees, said Clay. business cards handy, and follow up David Butler, director of the Office interviews with a phone call or thank-you note, Housing and Residence Life, said the larger said Sciscione. market should fit in with Residence Life plan His presentation, "Job search strategies for to install full-size refrigerators into Christiana tough times," was part of a week long CPO Mayor Ron Gardner, second from left, swears in new council members Olan Thomas, Towers by next fall. series to help Ans and Science seniors find Jane Tripp and Anthony Felicia Tuesday in the municipal building. "It would be a convenient way to fill them jobs in a depressed hiring market. up," he said. New City Council sets up shop improve his relationship with the university. The expanded market, which began about Second annual Hands Across "I'm bothered by the apparent adverse eight years ago as a class project, will be run "We were really nervous on election night," feeling," he explained. by Dining Services, said Butler. Convenience Campus set for Saturday Catherine Felicia and her children said about markets arc also being proposed for West University students are planning to join her husband's April 14 city council election Watts wrong at Student Center Campus and the Perkins Student Center, he victory. "Now we're very happy and excited said. hands in a circle stretching from the infirmary for him ." to Memorial Hall for a fund raiser on A power failure closed the Perkins Student Saturday. Anthony S. Felicia, Jr.'s wife and three kids Center for about three hours Wednesday. made up half of the audience when he, Jane M. Arts and Science seniors get The second annual Hands Across Campus The power failed about 11 :30 Wednesday event will raise money for the AIDS Research Tripp, Olan R. Thomas and Ronald L. Gardner morning, and the building was evacuated and advice for tight hiring market were sworn in to their positions Tuesday night. Foundation and the American Cancer Society closed for safety reasons, building supervisor and is set for 11 a.m. After being sworn in by Deputy City Barrett Lewis said. Even though times look tough for students Secretary Pat Fogg for his second term as seeking careers, plenty of jobs are available for "We're going to stop and hold hands so Plant operations supervisor Daniel people can think about how precious life is," Mayor, Gardner then swore in the others as Thompson blamed the outage on a failed main those who have good job hunting skills, said a city counselors. career placement director Wednesday said Judd Gerber (BE JR), the event chairman. transformer. Gerber said local businesses and 170 Felicia is the new counselor for district Lewis said that the outage caused minor afternoon. three, Tripp will continue in the 5th District The most important marketing method in campus groups have been asked to sponsor the inconvenience, and a blood drive in the fund raiser and make donations. and Thomas in 6th District. building had to be cancelled. job searching is networking, said Stephen The rest of the meeting consisted of many Sciscione, Associate Director of Career "There is a lot of apathy on our campus and The Scrounge was also closed, said Lewis, this one of the first attempts at pulling our "Second the motions" and "all in favor? Aye." and in the event of a power failure the Planning and Placement Office (CPO), which as the board elected Susan A. Lamblack as includes asking friends, relatives and campus together and becoming united for a Scrounge had to throw away all of the food it good cause," he said. City Treasurer, Thomas B. Ferry as Alderman was serving at the lime. a sacrifice that has associates for tips on openings. and a board of health. The problen\8 which hinder students during reached as much as $800 wonh of food in the Compiled by Robyn Furman, Bob Schwartz, , Gardner said he was surprised at the small past. job searches are procrastination and being too turnout of voters, added he would like to conservative, he said, assertiveness is always Carey McDaniel, Amy Cook,Emily Wilson and Food service director Barry Halliday Chris Dolmetsch

Big Ten Schools tackle gender equity in sports programs A committee at the University of Minnesota is wrestling with Big Ten recommendations that could mean cutting some men's spons and adding more women's spons. Like other Big Ten Schools, Minnesota is following a proposal to provide equal opponunities for female athletes while cutting the cost of intercollegiate athletics. The plan would ensure that within five years, at least 40 percent of the school's athletes would be women. Currently,19 percent of Minnesota's athletes are women. The Assembly Committee on Intercollegiate free speech by artists such as Michelle Shocked and Women professors received their first pay Athletics is debating the recommendations and Simple Minds, will be released June 23 by increases in the $321,000 program that the responding to a Big Ten survey on which sports will PolyGram on Mercury Records. university established in mid-April. The average remain in the revised program. According to a statement from the record raise was about $1,900 for the 168 full-time, tenure­ Each Big Ten school has been requested to company, $1 from every sale will be contributed to track women professors. review the proposals in time for a meeting May 11- Rock the Vote's registration drive target,ing young One woman's salary was increased 40 percent, or 12. University presidents will then take fmal action people in anticipation of the 1992 elections. about $11,900, school officials said. at a meeting June 7-8. '"We the people ... ' have unalienable rights for A panel of three women reviewed the salaries of "It's an extremely difficult challenge, and that's which our forefathers fought to establish and which the full-time female professors and made why it's a critical issue to decide how we're going we take for granted every day," according to the recommendations to Charles P. Ruch, provost and to proceed," said Roben Stein, dean of the statement. vice president for academic affairs. Minnesota law school and the faculty member who "These rights are under attack. Measures But, at the University of Colorado at Colorado represents the men's athletic programs to the contradictory to the U.S. Constitution have already Springs, five professors in the history and NCAA and the Big Ten. been implemented. We shouldn't wait until our anthropology departments contend in a complaint "We're going to have to find new sources of rights to freedom and speech and expression are filed with the Equal Employment Opponunity revenue or reallocate funds," he said. taken away before we take notice and do something Commission (EEOC) that they are paid less than Stein said he believes vinually all American about it." their female and minority counterparts, especially colleges still violate Title IX, a section of the new hires. federal Education Amendments of 1972, which Richard Wunderli, who has taught at the school prohibits discrimination on the basis of sex in Virginia university raises women's since 1978, told the campus paper that salaries for programs receiving federal aid. salaries to reduce inequity long-time faculty members did not keep pace with inflation. New hires come in at the market price, he A Virginia university began boosting the salaries said. Wunderli said the university should raise older Record company contributes to of female professors to bring them in line with those professors' salaries to resolve the inequity and cut nationwide voter registration drive of male counterparts, while five male professors in administrators' pay raises to fund the increase. Color¥Jo have complained that they are paid less The Denver office of the EEOC will review the Mercury Records has promised to contribute $1 than women and minority faculty members. · grievance, but it could take more than a year to from the sale of every compact disc and cassette of A survey at Virginia Commonwealth University make a decision. If the EEOC fmds the university's "Say What U Want" to a project that stresses the found that women professors earned an average of salary policy unfair, it can sue the university or say imponance of registering to vote. almost $2,000 less than their male colleagues during the professors have justification to sue. "Say What U Want," a collection of songs about the 1990-91 school year. Compiled from the College Press Service.

$3,500 paint sprayer lot was damaged Friday night, lot Monday, University Police said. and the propeny was valued at $375, Newark Police said. The property was valued at $335, police said. stolen from van Damages totalled $200, police said. police said. The passenger door frame was The rear window of a Ford van bent, causing $125 in damages, police Stolen Camaro recovered parked on the 700 block of Brook 1985 Jetta burglarized, said. in Elkton, Md. Drive was broken and a Speedflow $71 0 in stolen property Airless Paint SJRyer, worth $3,500 A stolen 1987 Chevy Camaro was stolen sometime between The passenger window of a 1985 Volkswagon Bug reported stolen Tuesday from the Ray ~ Monday and Tuesday, Newark Police Volkswagoo Jetta parked on Forest Stteet lot was recovered later that burglarized ...... said. Lane was broken and $710 wonh of night by Maryland State Police, ~ Damage to the window was propeny was stolen sometime The window of a Volkswagon Bug University Police said. Q estimated at $50, police said. between Sunday and Monday, was broken sometime between The vehicle, valued at $6000, was Newark Police said. Sunday and Monday, University found abandooed behind a restaurant Purse stolen from car on Two speakers, four amplifJCTS, a Police said. in Elkton, Maryland, police said. ~ radar detector and a club anti-theft An equalizer and two speakm, Police said they do not have any Hidden Valley Drive device were ranoved from the valued at $447, police said. suspects. vehicle, police said. Damages 10 the window were ~ A purse with $160 in cash and Police said they did not determine estimated at $75, police said. credit cards was stolen from a car whether the and-theft device was in Parkway Cleaner's front parked on 1 Hidden Valley Dr. ~ use. door shattered !IOIDCtime between Monday and Damages were estimated at $600, Stereo and speakers ·~ Thesday, Newadt Police said...... police said. stolen from pickup truck The front door of the Parkway aeaners on Elktoo Road was Mazda taillight busted in An AMfl1M cauette player and shattered Monday evening, Newark ·d:! CD player and disc stolen two speakers were removed from a Police said. Deer Park lot f1-iday from Jeep Toyota Pickup truCk parked in Nothing was stolen. police said. Dickinson lot Monday, University and dama8es were estimated at $200. The taillight of a Mazda pickup A CD player and CD were stolen Police said. uuck parked in the Deer Park Tavern from a Jeep parked in the Dickinson Damages were estimated at $100 Compih!d by). M~tthew O'Donnell

~ April 24, 1992. THE REVIEW. AJ On the Lighter LIA Side

Wo~an hits new high on intoxication charts The state of Delaware requires that all banenders take a four-hour class to recognize customers who have over-indulged. There are four steps to being "cut off' by a banepder: One, the banender realizes the customer has lost inhibitions. The _customer has begun to dance in hiS/her bar chair or placed his/her hand on from left: Woman posts name~ of delegates for the 25th district. Judge David P. Buckson rallies the Republicans. Gov. Castle addresses the caucus. the knq:: of a neighboring customer. Second, the customer's judgement seems to wane. He/she buys the everyone at the bar around. Republican Three, coordination fails causing the customer-beings to drop things, and fourth, the customer falls in the veggie dip. Well, this probably isn't very interesting party elects for banenders or drunks. The point is that there was a woman at a local bar on Tuesday who was not easily placed into any of these intoxication categories. delegates She danced wildly in a tight black dress with a seemingly sheepish man who watched Newark caucus chooses her every move. Not because she was beautiful but because she might have taken his wallet. 40 to represent districts She danced around him for a while drawing observers from the main bar. Then at state convention she did it. The action that stunned all. She left the man and began dancing with one of the large speakers in the comer. • Campaign '92 People shouted, "Cut her off! No more beer for her!" By Jerry Rhodes The annual 11 8est body SIMf Reporter Voter apathy and the economy were on the beach" preview among the issues addressed as Newark area Republicans met Monday night at a Hulking fraternity men and toned sorority caucus to elect delegates to the Republican women wiiJ battle in the "Looking fit on the State Convention. beach" competition tomorrow, concluding Forty delegates and 18 alternates were Greek Week. selected by about 300 voters to represent The women will exhibit their skills on the the 21st, 22nd, 23rd, 24th, 25th and 27th aerobic platform while the men will flex districts in the last Republican caucus everything but their intellect. before the May 9 Republican State .I The body builders will tighten each Convention in Rehoboth. THE REviEW I Pamela Writlf De Stefano muscle and attempt 10 smile at the same U.S. Congressional candidates Gov. Voters discuss possible delegates for the 25th district at Monday night's Republican caucus in Newark. time. The result, a cheerful, constipated­ Michael N . Castle and retired Air Force looking man wearing sperm assassinating Chief Master Sgt. James R. Withrow of Representatives. "Seventeen years on the bench has shown Basil R. Battaglia spoke to the College briefs. discussed the issues with the voters at the Castle said during his two terms as me what has happened to education," he Republicans about the elections at their Woman and politically correct men Newark Head Injury Recovery Center. governor, his main goals have been to said. weekly meeting. screech at the top of their lungs. "I'm here to give the Republican Party a provide better health care and education "I want the Republican party to have a He described the Newark Republican Once again a Lighter Side staff member is very much needed choice," Withrow said. without losing sight of the fundamentals of choice for governor," he added. "I am Caucus as a "caucus that works," favored to win the Best Flabby Journalist Withrow, who describes himself as a good govenunent. going to be that choice." compared to the Democratic caucuses Body category. political maverick, said-career politicians "We did not increase taxes, and we Following the candidates ' remarks, which, he said, are ''poorly attended." have no experience with job layoffs, lack balanced the state budget every year," he voters gathered according to their While the Democrats held a statewide Doughnut eating was of health care, or working two jobs to said. respective districts to elect delegates to the caucus March 10, the Republicans held make ends meet. Castle added that Delaware's improved convention. seven separate caucuses beginning April 7. never so much fun "We should be alarmed because people bond rating proves Wall Street thinks the Thomas Runnels, vice-chairman of the The Newark caucus was the final feel that their vote can't make a state is being run properly. 25th district, said, "The amount of opportunity for delegate selection. Ayers were distributed by University difference," he said. "The state has moved in the right delegates that a district can send to the Two of the College Republicans and a Dining Services on Wednesday. There has been an erosion in the quality direction," he said. "It's time to look at the State Convention depends on the number university graduate student were They read, and this is no lie, "Have Fun of life during the last four years of the way the U.S. Congress operates." of Republicans registered in each district." nominated to be delegates to the state with Top Your Own Douglmuts" Castle Administration, Withrow told the Congress has failed to provide jobs and Once the delegates meet at the convention. However, none of the students "Enjoy Our Douglmuts And Create Your crowd. quality education for most Americans, convention, he said, "it ' s up to the were selected. Own Masterpiece With Our Assortment Of "Delawareans paid the third highest Castle said . · individual delegates to vote as they see Tim Page (BE SO), president of the Toppings" state taxes in the nation," he said, "or about In 1992, he said, a new group will be fit." College Republicans, and Brian McCarthy If a list were made of ways to have fun at $474 more than the national average." elected to represent the people because of After the delegates were selected, Castle (AS JR), the group's press director, ran to the university, one could safely say that most Withrow also said violent crime has voter dissatisfaction. spoke more specificaiJy about his ideas for be delegates for the 22nd and 25th districts students would leave the douglmuts at home. increased, and that the number of rapes in Family Coun Judge David P. Buckson changing Congress. The present committee respectively. Toni Ren7..etti (AS GR), who Most that is. the state is twice the national average. is another Republican candidate who system in Congress must be replaced, he serves on the State Board of College At the bottom of the flyer was a list of all "Delaware voters are angry and promised to make a positive change for said. Republicans, ran for the 22nd district. the dining halls where you build your frustrated," he said. "They will not vote for Delaware govenunem. People should know that their vote can McCarthy said about seven or eight masterpiece, as if each stqdent was going to politics as usual this election." Buckson, who announced his candidacy make a difference, he said, referring to College Republicans attended the event run to gefbuild one. Despite Withrow's remarks, Castle March 30, said he has the needed voter apathy. "When people are angry, and learned a lot about the delegate Building douglmuts for fun. received a standing ovation from the crowd experience to be an effective governor. they tend to stay home." selection process What ever happened to playing Frisbee, as he took the floor to defend his record Buckson resigned from the coun April Prior to attending the caucus, Page said, "I thought it was fun - playing monopoly, or spitting for distance? and to outline his vision for the U.S. House II to devote his time to the campaign. Republican State Committee Chairman maybe borderline exciting." Students loved Christiana Towers and The Doors 20 years ago Hundreds of students began to line up 12 Party chairman predicts Republican sweep hours before registration for Christiana -Tower apartment sign-up 20 years ago. The towers were newly built in 1972. Basil R. Battaglia gives College Republicans an insider's view of upcoming elections Also 20 years ago: The Doors live album was released. By Carey McDaniel elected. A round trip to Europe which now costs Sra(( Reporter "Scott is folksy," he said. about $600, was $190. The 1992 elections will be "He' s natural- that goes a an exciting event in Delaware long way with people." politics because so many Battaglia said Scott's The fOOd truck soured offices are being contested, experience as a successful real to an amazing 145 degrees said the Chairman of the estate businessman will be an Republican State Committee asset to his campaign. A power outage at the Perkins Student Monday night at an informal "Scott has all the ski lis to Center caused all of The ScroiDlge groupies meeting with the College manage the state of Delaware outside to stuff their faces. Republicans because h e ran his own Afood ttuck pulled up onto the curb and The Republican Party is business and had to make began tO serve a line of about 40 people. The fortunate to have qualified decisions , meet a payroll, workers inside the van were working candidates running for the create jobs and fire people," feverist!Jy. offices of governor, U.S . he said. "I wai'lt four cheeseburgers and a coke!" representative and lieutenant Tim Page (AS SO), president one wowan shouted. - governor, said Basil R . of the College Republicans, "Foui cheeseburgers!" the man in the Battaglia to an audience of said Scott has a good chance window barked at the guy at the grill, as he about 25 in Purnell Hall. of "sweeping" the governor's ran to g~ the coke for the woman. For the first time in eight race because he "knows he's Sweat beaded and dropped from the years, two completely new the underdog and he's playing worker',s forehead. candidates are vying for the as one." "It lQOks hot in that there truck," one offices without an incumbent, Battaglia also discussed State waiting student said. he said, which makes this Treasurer Janet Rzewnicki 's ~It sure is and we get 70 degrees extra year's election both full of withdrawal from the House of from the grill in here," the worker replied. "enthusiasm" and beneficial to THE REVIEW I David Bonner Representatives campaign. If the guy was right, the employees would Delawareans because all Basil R. Battaglia, chairman of the Republican State Committee, talks to College Battaglia said Rzewnicki have been working in 145 degrees. debatable issues will be Republicans at an informal meeting Monday night in Purnell Hall. dropped out because her "Yuck," one woman in the back of the addressed. campaign did not attract line said, "I saw his sweat drip on the Battaglia, 57, said Realtor enough of the Republican sense of what is important for believe he has the q'ualities to be vote. bur~" B. Gary Scott, who is running for his The line quickly shonened and the woman first political office, has a good Delaware, and will bring that skill to governing during the '90s. However, he added, Rzewnicki moved to the window to mler her food. chance of recapturing the governor's the governor's office. "Scott knows "He's never made any tough could have influenced future elections "I had to say it," the woman said, "I'm in seat for the pany. people's moods. He knows what decisions. Tom Carper will be a if she had stayed in the race. a hurry." Republican Gov. Michael N. Castle Delaware needs," he said. dismal failure." "This won't hurt the party, but she is stepping down after eight years to When asked about U .S . Rep. If Scott can convince people that hurt herself severely, Battaglia said. Thomas R. Carper, the "Democrat to he has the right solution to manage "lf she'd stayed in the race, she could On 1~ Li2hlff Side Is comp/1«1 by BflnJamln Rln~ run for the U.S. Congress. anaappears ~ TiJeday and Friday. Battaglia said Scott has a great beat," Battaglia replied: "I don't the state, Battaglia said, he'll be have had quite an impact." A4 • THE RMEW. April 24, 1992 The Lorax speaks for trees on Earth Day

Dr. Seuss story inspires students to clean up the environment, protect forests everyday of the year socks and even a couch." .By Kenny Nager university. In the afternoon, SEAC members the past. For SEAC, Earth nay ended in a Slilf~« Patricia Kennedy (AS SO), a Kennedy said SEAC is involved met under a tree in the mall and discussion on today's problems For many environmentalists, Dr. SEAC member, said the group tried with many other projects besides read the "The Lorax ," Kennedy with big businesses and the Seuss summed up the spirit of Earth w educate the campus on Earth Day. said. " ln the story, the Lorax speaks environment. Day in The Lorax: environmental issues such as ozone "These issues will always be on for the trees and right now our Kennedy said many big ul choppedji4St orae tree. depletion and especially the the forefront of controversy until society is ellploiting trees and using businesses have the resources to I am doing lib luum. destruction of the forests . the ravaging of the planet stops," up the land ." prevent the depletion of the ozone /' m bei11g quite IUe/ul. Tuesday, the Student said Kenned y. After the reading, a group of layer, but they do not use them. This thW.g is a Tluaeed . Environmental Action Coalition The members of SEAC began about 25 people gathered to clean Mark Glyde (AS SR), a member A Thneed' sa Fine-Something· rad-eco·tribe (SEACret), a SEAC Earth Day by organizing an up White Clay Creek. Thal-Al/-People·Nud!"- affiliate, organized a demonstration information table in the Perkins "We picked up about 30 garbage of SEAC, expressed his and other The Lorax said. "Sir! yow crazy on deforestation. Students set up Student Center. Pamphlets bags full of trash and recyclables in members beliefs when he said, "we with greed." tree stumps on the mall to signify informed passers-by of the troubled a- couple of hours," Kennedy said. tried not to go overboard today Twenty·two years ago students the trees that have been cut down in environment. "We also found a bicycle, some because everyday is J?arth Day." and other activists came together to celebrate and raise awareness about I the Earth. This became known as Sulll('lhin!!· llli~~in!!·~ \Ltkt· , ..~,·11 llr, ·~ d.~, o~rrd l· rida' ,·urrqd•·lt· Ht'

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By jennifer Hastings CopyEdiror category in which they are to be made. The university's Francis Alison The 13th annual Common Wealth Scholars, professors who have been Awards ceremony honoring individuals for awarded for their ideals in teaching and their world renowned achievements will be research, are in charge of selecting the held Saturday at the Hotel Du Pont in recipient displaying achievement in Public Wilmington. Service and Government. The professors This year, five honorees will be selected Warren Burger this year. recognized for their work in the fields of In selecting nominees, Dr. Gerard Dramatic Arts, Literature, Mass Mangone, secretary for the Francis Alison Communica~ions, Public Service and Scholars, said he conducts research on the Government, Science and Invention and background and history of publ ic Sociology. celebrities and submits them to the other Each honoree will receive $25,000. a members. certificate of commendation, and a trophy The prospective nominees who best mee t symbolizing the honor. Chief Justice Warren E. Burger James A. Michener Arthur Miller Susan Soloman Ted Turner the standards of the award are then ranked The awards are provided by a trust fund and submitted to the members of the Bank established by the will of Ralph Hayes, network's full coverage of the Persian Gulf 1986, he participated in the creation of and Iranian writers. of Delaware executory, Mangone said. former director of the Coca Cola Co. and War and the dissolution of the Soviet landmark decisions on criminal law, Senior scientist Susan Solomon, 36, of Since 1979, the Bank of Delaware has long-time resident of Wilmington. Union, which suggested that access to women's rights and other issues. Burger the National Oceanic and Atmospheric awarded over $1 million to 85 individuals Hayes created the Common Wealth information leads to the growth of freedom. has acted as a public servant for nearly 40 Administration, will receive the award in and organizations throughout the world. Awards to recognize outstanding Novelist James A. Michener, 85, years in organizations such as the National the field of Science and Invention. She was Although this year's honorees are all achievement across the world and to create nominated in the field of Literature, is the Gallery of Art and the Federal Judicial the head project scientist of expeditions to from the United States, the Common an incentive for people to make future author of books such as "Tales of the South Center. Antarctica that gathered data linking Wealth Award seeks persons of grea t contributions to benefit the world Pacific" and "Chesapeake." His novels Playwright Arthur Miller, 75, who will chlorofluorocarbons to holes in the ozone accomplishment worldwide, said Calvert community. educate readers about different cultures and be awarded in the field of Dramatic Arts, layer. Her work helped protect the A. Morgan, Jr., Bank of Delaware He entrusted the awards to the Bank of stress the importance of eliminating created plays reflecting the interplay of environment and guide regulatory policies chairman and president. Delaware, where he served as a member of ignorance and prejudice. Michener has also human behavior and societal pressures such worldwide. William Lother. vice president of the the Board of Directors for two decades. donated over $20 million to universities, as "Death of a Salesman" and "A View Members of the Bank of Delaware Bank of Delaware, said the number of This year's recipients are: libraries and writers' programs in the from the Bridge." In addition to his literary Board of Directors serve as the executory award recipients can reach up to eight. He Ted Turner, 53, founder of CNN, the United States. accomplishments, Miller has fought for of the trust fund and make the final added, however, that with fewer honorees, world's first 24-hour television news Retired Chief Justice Warren E. Burger, freedom of expression for writers decision from the nominee pool. more money is awarded to each . network. Turner is nominated in the field 84, will receive the award in the field of worldwide, lobbying for Turkish writers Nominations are solicited from Past honorees include Walter Cronkite, of Mass Communications, recognizing his Government. As chief justice from 1969 to and protesting the arrest of dissident Czech organizations familiar with the particular Jess ica Tandy and Tennessee Williams. Global warming warrants action Speaker says Bush awaits conclusive proof

By Rich Campbell otherwise escape the earth's Sraff Reporrer atmosphere. Although the evidence in favor of A 0.6-degree Celsius increase in global warming is inconclusive, it is the average annual global strong enough to warrant immediate temperature since 1860, coupled action despite government's with a 0.3 percent annual worldwide reluctance to act, a university increase in atmospheric carbon professor told a dioxide is the group of graduate stronges t students Monday. evidence for Lawrence "If we don~t take the g I o b a I Kalkstein, a lead then nothing will warming , geography Kalkstei n professor, happen [to reverse said. presented climatic However , data used as global warming trend]." he added, the evidence for the temperature gradual warming - Lawrence Kalkstein, increase s of the earth to the geography professor could result group in Graham from other Hail. sources, such The presentation was the second as the increase in urban centers. in the spring lecture series sponsored Some scientists also study the rise by the Graduate Student Association in methane levels from sources like (GSA). rice production and cattle flatulence, Kalkstein believes that global Kalkstein said. Audience members warming is taking place, but said laughed as he described serious there is no scientific proof. studies attempting to create a less He explained that global warming flatulence-producing cattle feed . Mooof A herd of students shuffles back into Morris library after a false alarm forced them to evacuate the building Tuesday. occurs when various "greenhouse The opposite view, that global gases" such as carbon dioxide and warming is not occurring, is held by methane trap heat that would some scientists, Kalkstein said. The Bush Administration is delaying action until scientists t1nd solid proof of global warming because further measures restricting :Graduating seniors march down road of uncertainty emissions could hurt the economy, he explained. By Lori Salotto (AS SR). "Yes and no. It's exciting but I don't think my parents could," wanting to drop out," he said, ''just Holmes began interviewing with Kalkstein cited past unfounded News Fearures Repo11er to be doing something new, but it's he said. do not invest as much time." Career Planning and Placement early environmental scares as a source of As the notes of the tradi tiona! scary because I don't know what that Edgar J. Townsend, director of Even with the question "What are last October and was offered a job in added skepticism regarding global march "Pomp and Circumstance" thing will be." the Office of Career Planning and your plans after graduation?" on the November. warming. float through the minds of graduating Many terrified seniors have begun Placement (CPP), said the class of tongues of most family and friends, "The whole process was really "Environmentalists don' t have a seniors on May 30, so will thoughts the search for that something new by 1991 saw the start of the recession. many seniors have chosen not to join time consuming and really stressful," great track record," he said. . of uncertain futures. sending out resumes in hopes of Yet this is not discouraging the job search until after they hang Holmes said. On the other hand, Kalkstein said; These students may have enjoyed attaining a full-time job. But at times, because, according to questionnaires up their cap and gown. But she feels that since she cutting emissions is a good idea and the college pomp, but most are the rejection which come along with received by Career Planning and Boyer said, "The job market at accepted the job in November, the would lead to a "no regrets" policy. : scared to death of graduation's the search can be a blow to the ego. Placement last October, only eight this time seems very overwhelming pressure and stress she felt last The resulting delay in the Unit~ circumstance. Barry Edwards (BE SR) and his percent were still seeking and I've chosen to put it off until semester was, "definitely worth it." States action effects the worldwide Kevin Scott (AS SR) is one such roommate hang their rejection letters employment. after graduation when I can devote "This semester I just kicked movement, he said, especially in senior. He has a job lined up for the on their bedroom door. "We have Townsend said he sees this as more time to it and think about it back," she said. "The only pressure I third world countries where emission summer months, but after that he eight up thrre now," Edwards said, positive. more." felt was the pressure I put on myself standards are much lower. plans to escape by travelling the "and we foresee a lot more coming." Townsend said it is necessary to Boyer is not moving home after to get decent grades." "If we don't take the lead, nothing world, ending up in Australia. Edwards sent out nearly 50 keep a lighter attitude about the job graduation, but is relocating to a new Townsend's advice to discouraged will happen," said Kalkstein, who "I want to see Australia," Scott resumes in February. Since then he search. city. "I am hoping to get a new students is for them not to works with the Environmental said, "but another reason I'm leaving said he hasn't kept up that pace With fewer entry level jobs open outlook on the job market and I'm completely drop out of the job Protection Agency in the area of the is that I'm scared to death of settling because he is trying to focus on his to college graduates than in past hoping that the job situation is better search, but merely lessen the potential effects of global warming down and getting a real job. classes. years, the search, "tends to be a real there," she said. intensity of the search for their last on human health. "I'm just not ready yet. I'm afraid Edwards plans to move home after downer," Townsend said. "The Diane Holmes (BE SR), on the six weeks as students here at the He recently returned from a trip to to become my parents before I know graduation and is looking for hardest part is to maintain some other side of the coin, does not have university. Africa where he studied heat-related it." employment in that area. enthusiasm to remain in the search. to face the "Help Wanted" pages "Don't drop out," he said. "Then diseases that could spread northward "Scared?" a~ks Heather Boyer "I could handle not having a job, "When you get to the point of anymore. nothing will happen." as a result of global warming. State senator Minner seeks lieutenant governor's post.

By Lisa HollanJ winning the lieutenant governor's seat." "This has been most helpful to me If none of the plans appear to be the S..W Reporter ~ Dennis Rockford and Phil Cloutier are because of the involvement with so many best, Minner said, a new health care plan In an effort U~ strengthen the Democratic both running for the Republican different people," she said. should be designed. Party • s chaaces of winning the nomination for lieutenant governor. As chairwoman, Minner said, she "The federal government is gubernatorial election, State Senator Ruth Battaglia said the competition for the worked with individuals from civic experimenting with different ideas for new Ann Minner announced April 6 that she is position by both parties is "stiff." associations, environmental groups, health plans," she said, "so we could tap running for lieutenant governor. Minner has had a long history in business and industry. She learned "how into what they're doing." Minner, S7, will run a joint campaign politics. In a telephone interview Monday, certain environmental laws and regulations Whatever plan is implemented, Minner with U.S. R4. Thomas R. Carper, a the Milford resident said she started out affected these people." said, the most important aspect of health Democrat whD plans to announce his working as a volunteer with the local In addition to working with people, care is access. "We need to make health candidacy for ~vemor June 1. district commiaee at age 17. Minner said her involvement with the care available to all residents, while at the Vince Mecclni, campaign manager for Minner eventually went on to serve committee has been rewarding because of same time look at the cost factor for Carper, said Minner's reputation will eight years in the State House of its efforts to improve the environment. providing that service." enhance the cadlpaign ticket. Representatives. As she enters her I Oth "We had more legislation on Delaware's employment sector also "Ruth Ann ij one of the most respected year as a senator, she said the experiences environmental issues in the last.four years needs improvement, Minner said. individuals if the Delaware General she's had in the law making process have than we had in 10 years," she said. "Businesses are struggling in Delaware," Assembly," he ~d. "Congressman Carper been "challenging and rewarding." Minner said she is concerned about s~e explained. "We need to look at ways to is looking forwtrd to running with her." Minner said she makes a good candidate environmental issues, but added that some help them continue their employment base The fact thltl Minner is from southern for lieutenant governor because she has "a of the toughest issues Delaware faces today and expand it." Delaware and a woman are also broad base of experience in all the forms of concern health care and business. Overall, Minner said she is confident .Svan&qes, Meconi said. "It balances the government." To improve the health care system for that the extensive experience she and dcket." She said one of her most valuable Delawareans, Minner said, every possible Carper have in politics will provide for a Basil R. Battaglia, chairman of the political experiences has been working plan must be examined. successful campaign. Republican State Committee, said, "Minner with the Natural Resources Environmental "We need to look at all the health care Political analysts say Carper is the Is a very capable Individual, but the Control Committee, which she has chaired plans and come up with one that is best for favorite for governor and that Minner will Republican Patty has a good chance of for four years. the state of Delaware," she said. complete the ticket. Sen. Ruth Ann Minner ·------A6 • THE REVIEW. April24, 1992

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It's In addition, Robert Hays, an art One look. at Jak.e's and you see the Upon entering the 11-weck.-old psychology expert, testified that designers weren't concentrating on restaurant, you're greeted by a smiling an attempt to stuff one's body full of much of Cohen's artwork., look.s when they opened for business employee who boldly boasts that his real American food. r-:::-:;:l I Gaylord I completed before the murders, ~ Conta1ner i~~ 0J RL~ Feb. 21. The four tables inside are plain burgers are the best in the world. Those who go to Jake's aren't there t indicated he had mental illnesses. He held a wh ite plaster pelvis white and the walls are a bare blue. Service is friendly and quick because to socialize. They're there to eat. Ogletown Road (Rt. 273) . Main St. bone-shaped sculpture in front of But after a taste of one of their there are no lines in which to wait. 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"There are definite glaring inequities between men and women when you look at the overall program," says one women's coach, who requested not to be Identified. Spans/Convocation Center) the problem will dollar spent. are almost four times the size of field think steps are being taken in the right And some say that the inequities are not be solved." She says teams spend only according to hockey." direction here." just financial . Roselle agrees that there will be a high their needs. It costs $644 in equipment alone to put Men's lacrosse coach Bob Shillinglaw Jennifer Root (PE SR), a member of the degree of comparability in facilities by the Men's track receives more money than each player on the football field, Johnson agrees. women's field hockey and lacrosse teams, fall when the existing football locker rooms women's, Hitchens says, because men says. "From everything I see, it seems like there says "I know people on my team think its are converted into women's locker rooms. participate in the pole vaull event and "No women's program is comparable to is a concentrated effort to financially fund unequal, but it is kind of accepted that the Root says there are other inequities in the women do not. that expense," he adds. men's and women 's teams equally," he said. guys get more than us." treaunent of men's and women's teams. However, the women's swim team has a Hitchens says all the administrative Within the lacrosse program, he says, All of the women's teams share one Each player on her lacrosse team was larger budget than the men's team because expenses for football , including stadium both coaches try to work together instead of locker room in the Delaware Field House, given a practice uniform consisting of a their swimsuits are more expensive, she operations, are included in the survey 's competing for funding. Root said, and often while training for pre­ plain blue T -shirt and shorts, while the adds. operating costs for men's spons. "We are all trying to improve our own season the women have no designated space men's team received a higher quality "Numbers are dangerous," Hitchens says. Johnson estimates that it costs $32,000 to programs, but at the same time, we're all to keep their equipment practice uniform with their team emblem and "You really have to read between the lines." open the stadium each game. Ticketing, trying to help each other," Shillinglaw says. "Our shower facilities are disgusting," their number on the shorts. Football, she explains is one reason the grounds ?"ews and security are included in However, one women's coach, who Root explains. "And when we complain When the season was over, she says, the numbers are weighted so heavily in favor of this estimate. requested anonymity, does not share the about them, the administration tells us we men got to keep their practice uniforms and the men. After subtracting the football budget from same optimistic interpretation of the never use them anyway." the women had to tum theirs in to be reused Tubby Raymond, head football coach, the equation, some believe spending is more statistics. Hitchens says: "There is a problem with next year. says the football team has a roster of about equitable among the other spons. "It is clearly not fair, there is no question locker room space. There is only one for Hitchens says the individual budgets vary 90 players, with 63 on scholarship. Joyce Perry, women's basketball coach, about it," she says "There are a lot of women and there are five for men, but with from coach to coach and that each devises a "There are no women's sports that have says: "Our administration is more aware of problems and it is going to take some time to the opening of the [Bob Carpenter budget for their team and accounts for each this number of players," Raymond says. "We gender equity than at a lot of other schools. I solve them." Supporters rally to uphold Roe v. Wade continued from page A 1 parties are responsive to women. Barry McElyea of the Human Rights "And it doesn't mean licking Federation called for a moment of desened. envelopes for someone's campaign and silence for women who died from Mothers, children and some university going out and voting for tweedledee or abortions in the pre-Roe era and then students were among the group who tweedledum," she said. opened the floor to the audience for waving miniature American flags and Houghton said voters should only vote comments. numerous signs, one read: "Mothers for for independent candidates who are Sharon Marmon of Wilmington held Choice." The D-Sharpes, a university a unqualified in their suppon of abonion an American flag as she spoke. capella group, also sang at the event. rights or they should vote "none of the "The only thing female about this flag Plans for a candlelight vigil were cut above." ' is that a woman's stitches went into the off by rain and the rally retired to the "Register to, vote and visit each first one," she said. nearby church to hear speakers from the representative, said Jane Micholas, "Men who took power immediately Wilmington chapter of the NOW, the president of the Wilmington chapter of took away our right to vote," she said, Choice Coalition and the Human Rights NOW. "and 100 years later took away our right Federation. "Be courteous. Be clear. 'I vote and to an abortion. Women need to take on the system you refuse to represent me, therefore I "This flag does not represent the head-<>n, Houghton said, because neither refuse lO vote for you."' majority of the people in this country," THE REVIEW I Pamela Wr.y De Stefano the Democratic nor the Republican When the speakers were finished, she said. "I will not carry it." 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By Tracy Grinnell dances at the Renaissance Bar in people in her small hometown of Copy Ed~or A small town girl/earns about her own Wilmington," she says, "but they Smyrna, to her knowledge, are also For ' Raelynn Reed (AS SO), know there is nothing else coming." unaware. growing up in a small town, going to Her relationships with women, she Reed says she doesn't plan in the a small high school and having lesbianism after meeting other homosexuals at says, are entirely different. near future to tell other relativ es or parents who are now in their sixties "I know it's right," Reed says. "I friends from home that she is a forced her to conceal a specific part connect with women and there is lesbian, unless they inquire for of her identity. Delaware. Support from the LGBSU enables her much more sensitivity and themselves . As a child, she was a tomboy and 20th compassion with women. " I want to tell them," she says, hated dresses. She spent most of her • "I have a hard time seeing equality "but I don 't !h ink it wou ld go over time playing alone and feeling to reveal her sexuality to heterosexual friends. AWiivmiiiji in a heterosexual relationship because well. I don't know what they'd do. I isolated. 1972- l99Z of the many gender differences." may be outcast a little bit." She felt she didn't fit in with other According to Reed, men are However, Reed says, if she truly children- male or female. homosexual men and the "bulch" interests were fully sparked and she · "I couldn't connect with men, she socialized to have a masculine, fell in love with another woman and However, when Reed came to the stereotype people have of established her first lesbian says. "Sexual things were easy to do egotistical image. They also have to was going to establish a serious long­ university two years ago, she realized homoseJtual women. relationship. but they were meaningless. I felt no prove their sexuality in order to be a term relationship wi!h her, she would she no longer had to hide behind a Because she was attracted to this Of the flfst time they kissed, Reed emotional attachment as I do with man, making th em less tell those who were unaware that she facade. woman who wore a triangle pin, a says, "I knew, I really knew [that I women. compassionate than women. is gay. No longer did she have to feel symbol of her homosexuality, Reed was gay). "I can recognize physical beauty in She stresses, however, that she has Reed says she is open to anyone uncornfonable being homosexual in a says she found herself skipping "I believe it is something genetic," men, but nothing that is deeply no "hard" anger toward men who inquires about her sexuality, and heterosexual world. classes to talk to her. Reed says. "I was always a tomboy spiritual or emotional ." themselves, but for the way "our hopes that people recognize her as "I was able to put it all together in Finally she had found someone and there were many [female) Though she has many "good" patriarchal society has socialized someone to talk to if they need help college when I met a very feminine who understood her and who could teachers and students I had crushes male friends, Reed says, most of them." in dealing with their own [homoseJtual) woman who blew educate her about her lesbianism. on growing up." them are gay and the relationships are Reed learned about the Lesbian homose1.:uality. away all the stereotypes," she says. When she found out this woman Although she previously dated strictly platonic. Gay Bisexual Student Union Although Reed feels she can lend Reed refers to the "flaming gay" was actually "scoping" her, Reed men, Reed says nothing ever worked "I Din with my male friends and [LGBSU] on campus and attended a hand to others deciding whether or stereotype people have of says she was not frightened. Her out. diny dance with them when we have her ftrst meeting in the spring of her not to "come out," she hasn't decided freshman year. how "out" she wants to be herself. Fmding comfon and suppon from "I've held hands with other members in the LGBSU, Reed says women on campus before, but where she was able to confront her do you draw the line between Gay student deals with lifelong confrontation heterosexual friends on campus about flaunting [lesbianism) and making her homoseJtuality. people aware?" she says. continued from page A1 says: "All of a sudden my life and my Thanksgiving. obviously thought he was gay all "Coming out is a long. continuous Reed, who wants to be a teacher, family became much more valuable. Green says his brother took the along. process," she says. "When you meet says: "I fear looking radical because 1 traumatic for me because I didn't tell He was younger than me and he died. news well, but didn't like having to After coming out to his pamus the someone new, you wonder when it is think it will hun me when l apply for anyone," he remembers. "A lot of "I didn't even know he was gay or keep it a secret. news spread to the rest of Green's appropriate to tell them. a job. I don 't want my name smeared people internalize it when they flfst sick until about a month before he "He told me that my parents had family and friends, who have all "I wonder whether I should play across papers [because I may have realize they're gay." died." approached both he and my older accepted his relatiooship with Greg. heterose1.:ual or just be me. You have attended a gay rally]. Green says he wanted desperately A positive situation did appear brother and asked them if they Green says he has been lucky to to build up a very positive self­ "No one is going to hire me if I've to tell his parents about his through the dismal scene of death. thought I was gay,'' he says laughing. have escaped much of the esteem to deal with people's been a real radical lesbian in college." homoseJtuality. The difficulty of Green says his parents continually "They both said 'no!' I thought that discrimination most homosexuals reactions." Because of this, Reed says she will keeping such a seaet provoked some visited his friend in the hospital and was hysterical." seem to face. Fortunately, her heterosexual keep her homosexuality at a level she feelings of resentment toward them. were extremely supportive Two weeks later, right before He joined the Lesbian Gay friends were very understanding and feels comfortable with, never He says he was cmstanlly mean to throughout the udeal. Christmas, Green called his parents to Bisexual Student Union to suppon "coming out" to them wasn't terribly sacrificing who she really is. his parents because he felt very alone "I realized my parents were very schedule the long-overdue others going through the "life-long difficult. "I will never go to an extreme," and couldn't bring himself to talk caring people," he says. conversation. rrocess of coming out." 1bey weren 't shocked," she says. she says. "I will try to fmd a balance. about his sexuality. When he wa 20, Green entered a "I knew my mother would worry," Although he likes Delaware. "'bey suspected it all along." It goes back to 'Where do you draw "I hated lying to them," Green very serious relalimship with a man he says, "so I told them everything Green says it's difficull beina However, it wasn't until this fall the line?' says. "I wasn't sure of their reaction named Greg, with whom he is stlll was fine, but I had something I separated from Greg, who lives in that Reed, an only child, told her "It is necessary to educate people though, and knew people whose involved. needed to tell them." Miuouri. parents she was gay. This was a people and inform them of alternative parents kicked them out and never Fiddling with the gold band He was so nervous he almost After earning his Ph.D., Green difficult task, she says. lifestyles," Reed says, "but you don't wanted to see them 118ain. around his finger, Green says didn't go through with it, and when would like to teach on a collegiate Her father, who Reed says is an want to cause negative reactions due "I didn't Wlrlt to lose my family." although people of the siune sex can't he fmally got home the first thing he level. IICCOUJ1t.ant in tune to today's society, to too much over-emphasis. You Time passed and the longer he be legally wed anywhere in the did was fix himself a drink. Green says he has been through wu completely understanding. It \\!85 don 't want to tum people off." kept his secret. the harder it became United States, he and Greg consider Green recalls just sitting down Dne difficult times over lhe past 2S as if he already knew about her Reed says she is fonunate not to 10 tell his parents. themselves to be marri~. with his parents and saying: "Mom, yem and is proud of his ~exuality. In lesbllllism. have experienced any harassment Green decided to stop making Green's relationship with Greg Dad, I have something to tell y_ou. acfdjtion. to ~ he plans to work Reed says her relationship with her · because she is gay. "We must cducale excuses for himself in delaying the also weighed heavily on his mind. I've wanted 10 tell you for a long ume for a national, mn-profit orpnization father has grown because of his people that prejudice is the root of a news. His decision to fmally tell them They had been dating seriously for and, well, I'm gay." for py rights. sincerity and his acceptance of her. lot of our problems. was based on a number of issues. about a year and he says he wanted Twenty minutes of silence "(Gay peoples) identity Is She can be completely honest with "If people were more accepting The most dramatic reason came his parents to know because he was followed, until Green's mother began political," he says. "We don't have him llbout anything now. and tolerant of others, the world when a childhood friend of Green's "sick" of lying to them and wanted to cry. "Not because I was gay, but the same riahts to privacy as However, Reed says, her mother, a would be a beuer place to live ln. family contracted Acquired Immune Greg to be a pan of his family. because I didn't tell them sooner," he everyone elle in sociely. ' houlcwlfe, has not been as w;cepting "I want people to see me as a DefiCiency Syndrome. When Green was In his first year says. "Since our priviCy is public, and and will never fully understand her person first," Reed says. "Being a "That really hit home for me," at the University of Kansu, where he Green says he didn't understand we are oppreued, It's Important for sexuality. lesbian is pan of me, it Is not entirely Oreen says. A blank stare comes to received his muter's degree, he ctme why his parents had never me to be out and for people to know Reed's parents are the only who I am .. It Is just one component of his face and In a soft. aerious voice he out to his brother, Kevin, durina approached him because they bad l'mpy." rel.Uves who know she is gay. 1be me." Review & Opinion - ~------1 Friday, April 24, 1992 Page A& The Review's opinion In search of equity Gender equity in athletic programs still not reality ' Striving toward some type of can say they aren't doing anything. goal seems to be a continual effort Well they aren't doing enough. for the administration of this When men comprise 64 percent university. of the athletes, yet command over Multiculturalism and diversity 80 percent of the money in the are two prominent goals toward budget, equality is a long way off. which small steps are achieved Although it is commendable that with each new program. President Roselle has requested But the most measurable $44,000 from the state to improve achievements are those which hold compliance with Title IX, that amount will hardly rectify the financial value. We sure reached Stew!AniUI the monetary goals set to build the $593,894 difference in spending. new chemistry laboratory and the Why not try to reallocate some new sports/convocation center. of the existing funds in order to A new goal which has been set achieve this elusive parity? It's time for queers to bash back as a priority by the administration When II women's sports teams is gender equity in financial share one locker room, while the You call us perverted, sick and having them pay mere lip service to Many heterosexuals claim that immoral. men 's teams occupy five, there is the requests. "they don't have a problem with assistance to athletic programs. You harass us, beat us, and let us I grow weary of a few select queers someone being gay" but wish queers Of course they didn't simply some serious disparity which must die. having to be "educational to "keep it to themselves." decide this issue suddenly merited be rectified. You deny our imagery, lives and experiences" for ignorant straights These people would deny our right attention all by themselves. Il just There arc ways in which the experiences. because the university neglects its to equal participation in the political so happens there is a federal law university could attempt to achieve You wonder why we are angry. responsibility to educate on queer process. To them we use an "excess of . requiring such parity. equity without requesting GET A CLUE. issues. I'm sick of seeing queers free speech." I walk by and a table of men who pander to the neurotic fears and And if the university is found to additional funds from the state. In other words, we cannot share look like they need a nea dip, snicker condition of heterosexuals. anything of ourselves or our lives with be in violation of Title IX, we Perhaps one or two of the 63 ;:....., ~ to themselves and mutter something We have the right to live our lives anyone else in society. We can have stand to lose all federal funding. football scholarships could be ..... ~ about fags . I don't wonder how they as freely and openly as anyone else. no community . That is a great deal of cash. eliminated. Whoa, that is a little ....~ ~ know I' m gay (the pearls and skirt Queers should not have to be This is not acceptable. The So of course they decided this radical. 0 usually clue people in), I wonder why grateful when straight people can deal personal is political ~ was an issue worthy of attention. But it seems that radical =~ r.t they care. with their being lesbian, gay or heterosexism makes it essential for us V) I wonder why 23 years since the bisexual. We should be able to assume But the efforts being made are little measures are the only ones which E to assert that we have our own ~ Stonewall riots and 20 years since the that heterosexuals will treat us as identities. We must fight for our rights more than rhetoric to ensure no one reach goals. E f.::; Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual Student Union equal human beings instead of as to speak out and to exist. a :::-.... (LGBSU) started organizing against pariahs or "immoral monstrosities." We must no longer allow hollow .... CQ homophobia, queers still have to We should demand these basic rights promises and hypocritical straights to II) endure this mindless bigotry. and settle for nothing less. dilute our queer rage and energy. Let ;:~ The brutal truth is that queers It is time for heterosexual and us channel our pride, our anger, and About Review & Opinion (lesbian, gay and bisexual persons) lesbian, gay, bisexual people to get our compassion into the struggle for \!) live in a state of constant siege. over their political lethargy and freedom for ourselves and our queer Review and Opinion: The opinion page is reserved for opinion and commentary. The editorial Heterosexist society constantly obsequious demeanor. It is time for us brothers and sisters. above represents the consensus of The Review staff and is written by the editorial editor, except bombards us with images and to unite and begin to pose a It is not only lesbian gay and when signed. Columns are the opinion of the author. Editorial cartoons represent the opinion oF the messages that seck to actively negate reinvigorated threat to heterosexist bisexual people who are queer-it is artist. Letters to the editor contain the opinions of our readers. our identities. Advertising media, society and homophobia. anyone whom the heterosexist, religion, and government shove We should not fear to actively patriarchical, racist, anthropocentric "straight" propaganda in our faces. confront and destroy those mores society in which we live has If we yell and scream it is only to traditional laws and values that disempowered. establish an identity in a world that oppress us. In other words, everv one of us would rather see our lives invalidated They are entrenched in We are here, we are queer, and we Editorial columnists if not annihilated. heterosexist, patriarchical institutions strongly suggest Y?U get used to it. Richard jones, editor in chief Molly Williams, editorial editor Homophobia kills . which oppress us all. We have no Scott Dailey, columnist jason Sean Garber, columnist I have grown weary of pressuring obligation to perpetuate a system that Tres Fromme is fo/mer co-president of Paul Kane, columnist Greg Orlando, columnist the administration for the rights and destroys us. the LGBSU and co-founder of Queer courtesies other students have and Heterose11ism must end. Campus. Special thanks to Brian Green for his assistance.

Letters to the editor - Readers respond to Good Friday commentary Rituals during the seder symbolize the was in fact the Romans who were in power accept Mr. Dailey in particular, and treat each other as they would wish to be Need for tolerance, not contempt tears of the slaves, the mortar used to build at the time of his crucifixion: Christianity in general believes that Jesus treated (the Golden Rule), many of the In no way would I call myself a religious the pyramids and the lack of time for There is validity in his assertions was the Messiah. Why is it so mind problems of the world would not exist, person, but Scott Dailey's commentary leavened bread. We also remember the regarding the hypocrisy exhibited by Jewish boggling to him that we do not? His harsh especially selfishness and hate; the two "Religious holidays simply empty rituals," green of spring and the feeling of freedom . and Christian people who observe religion criticism and lack of understanding of Jews qualities that Dailey is always talking (April 17) is a biased and narrow-minded The author never mentions a ritual, Jewish at their convenience. This problem ties in states this loud and clear. about. knock on other people's beliefs. or Christian. with a central message of Passover which With the above mentioned facts, What people should do is accept that As a Jewish student, I am greatly Easter is a time of celebration for focuses on the appreciation of religious apparently Mr. Dailey's commentary is they do not have all the answers about offended by Dailey's outright disregard and Christians. On Easter they remember Jesus' freedom which he ignored. In his evaluation suited only for one reader - himself. e11istence. You cannot prove or disprove the contempt for my religion. He makes it resurrection. Those who choose to can of Passover, Dailey has demonstrated a Although I know little of Christian doctrine, existence of God, so accept that as an pretty clear in his commentary that he feels celebrate in any way they see fit. narrow, misrepresented understanding of I am certain that it teaches to "love your unknown. Instead, focu's on trying to that Judaism has no basis. He writes; Jesus was crucified for crimes against the the holiday. neighbor." Perhaps Mr. Dailey should not improve the world we live in. Be truthful to "These people [Jews) talk of a heritage and Romans. Crucifixion was the Roman form only write about this idea next, but others and treat them as you would wish to not a faith. They don 't mention G·d. They of torture and death, not the Jews' . Gayle Weisman (AS SR) "practice what he preaches." be treated. If there is a supreme being, then know nothing of Jesus who said and proved Jesus was a Jew. He was born a Jew. He Adina Forman (AS SR) I think he or she will judge you he was their savior." These judgements on lived a Jew. He died a Jew . His last supper Philip Kauffm~n (AS JR) accordingly. And Mr. Dailey, if you want to the Jewish faith are clearly anti-Semitic and was a Passover seder, rituals and all. Jesus Frightening attack on jews preach your religious propaganda, then go filled with contempt for the Jewish people. believed that it was important to remember Smce Winter Session, I have read and Preaching versus opinion purchase some TV time like the rest of the I resent the fact that this newspaper is using the Jews' safe passage from slavery into disagreed with Scott Dailey's commentary. Every Tuesday and Friday I pick up a religious fanatics. its commentaries for biased and hate-filled freedom. Clearly, he has the right to preach from his Review and immediately turn to the judgements of people. The author's article is biased and full of pulpit, however his latest sermon editorial page hoping to possibly find some Matthew D. Moran (AS GR) Dailey also goes on to knock Christians misconceptions. The author proves himself ("Religious holidays simply empty rituals," commentary or opinion on society. Instead, for not living up to the ideals of Jesus and to be incredibly uninformed, yet The April 17) was simply too much to go I have to settle for religious fanatics Commentary went too far the self-righteous, all-mighty Scott Dailey. Review has decided to print such a poorly unanswered. preaching what they believe to be the Every other Fnday. The Review subjects Dailey writes that people aren't practicing written compilation of words. In the future I I do not wish to trash his feeble writing ultimate truth. Of course I am talking about the student body to intolerance by allowing Christian principles anymore, but isn't he hope that The Review will be more selective style or his threadbare argument - I think the alternate Friday commentary by Scott Dailey a forum for his fundamentalist just as guilty for not accepting other people in their choice of commentaries; a well· they are self-evident. Yet, as a Jewish "journalist" Scott Dailey. Every one of his views. His April 17 editorial on religious and their religious beliefs? It is fme that he infonned author might have written a more member of society, I find some of his columns deals with how sinful people are holidays went too far. His remarks about believes that we all must answer to G-d. coherent and interesting article. explanations misleading and his and how without Jesus Christ we are all Jews were not only inaccurate, but blatantly However, not everyone believes this and so conclusions to be not only erroneous but doomed to hell. First of all, this is bigoted. they should not be knocked because ~ey Allison Stern (AS SR) frightening . irresponsible and unprofessional journalism I'm not interested in giving Scott an don't want to attend church on Sunday. Just First, Passover does not "show us that G· that certainly does not belong in the accurate account of Passover or Judaism. as well, Jews should not be treated with Inaccurate representation dis 0-d over everything, whether we like it editorial pages. If I want someone to preach He is as "stiff-necked" and "self-righteous" contempt for not accepting Jesus as their Although it was encouraging to see a or not" (the G-d is used to show reverence the Bible to me, I can tum on six hours of as he claims the Jews are, and his mind is savior. commentary addressing Easter and by not writing the word G-d). If Mr. Dailey that fruit-cake Robert Tilton every morning. set. This is not a cry for censorship, but Passover and the lack of religious faith in had done research to hide his ignorance That is on what level I place Mr. Dailey. He Instead I am questioning The Review's rather a response to a commentary that went today's society, Scott Dailey's article about Passover, he would then know that it is right up there with Pat Robertson, Jimmy decision to give him a biweekly column. I over its boundaries and became a space for contained blatant inaccuracies concerning is a celebration of the freeing of the Jews Swaggert, and any other know·it-all wonder if they would be so generous If it one arrogant individual's judgements of the meaning of Passover ("Religious from Egyptian bondage. preacher trying to force his or her beliefs on was a Jewish editorialist who constantly people and their beliefs. holidays simply empty rituals," April17). Second, Mr. Dailey slanders Jews by the entire world. But since he insists on discussed how wonderful it is not to have "Passover is to celebrate G-d teaching saying that "the Jewish leaders in the early printing fundamentalist religious articles in Jesus as Lord. Evan Wechman (AS FR) the Egyptians a lesson in authority." This first century were stiff-necked, self· this paper, I would like to e11amine his What Scott writes is a form of hate quote does not represent in any way the righteous men," and continued with "they beliefs and propose an alternative view that directed at people of other religions as well significance Passover holds in the minds of didn't think too much of Jesus, and taught others may find acceptable. as his own. Just because it is thinly Holiday's true meaning miss~d Jews. During Passover seder (service) the him a lesson with torture and death." To First of all, Dailey speaks of the disguised as concern for our salvation does It is Sunday afternoon and I have JUSt story of the Jews' plight while enslaved by argue the self-righteousness of these men is existence of God as the supreme ruler and not absolve this fact. regained my composure after reading the Egyptians and their eventual freedom is impossible and unnecessary- neither ~r . Jesus as the Messiah as if it were fact. That Here's a suggestion. Be fair. Hire a white Friday's commentary, "Religious holidays told. This holiday celebrates their freedom Dailey's holy texts nor those of my fatth is his opinion ! There are hundreds of supremacist to weekly discuss the virtues of o;imolv empty rituals" ( Anril 17). from ooorcssion. and not a alorification of can be proven to be true. However, religions in this world, and most don't have a white. pure race. After reading the title, 1 expected a Ood's strength as Dailey claimed. organized rell&ion has taught for many a smgle god as supreme ruler. What makes And don't forget a blaclt extremist to talk relatively cute, but meaningful, opinion In addition, Passover has talcen on new yean that it was the Roman soldiers who Dailey believe so strongly that he is correct. about the evil, white, ice people. about why people in the 1990s have been meaning as we commemorate the atrocities crucified Jesus - perhaps Mr. Dailey was Probably because his parents told him so Or wait, you could just get rid or Scott's harping on the commercial end of religious committed against the Jews since that time busy preaching when he should have been wh~n he .was about three yes!s old and he editorials. holidays rllher than their actual purpose. as well as people of all cultures who are llstenlna In relialous school. For someone believed Jt ever since. Yet we all know that Then those of us who appreciate This was not the case. Instead, right in still in slavery today. to believe that Jesus was murdered by the ~u~t because someone tells 'you something, religious and cultural diversity won't have the third sentence, the author writes a Oiven his attempt to encouraae to Jews scares me. This type of lie has caused u 1s not automatically the truth. to have hate crammed down our tbroats. I blatant untruth. The meaning of Passover is traditional religious observance, we found It the persecution of my people for over two He also implies that anyone who does am not sayins &:ott should be censored, but not to celebrate any lesson 0-d taught us. offensive and unnecessary that he felt the thousand years. not believe in and worship Ood is doomed if he wants to proselytize he can do it Pusover is to remember that 0-d · freed us need to include historical inaccuracies u Also, in bis attack of Jews and their to hell. I think that how you treat your through letters to the editor, from Egyptian slavery. Any Passover well as unfair value judgemenu concemina "taking from the Torah what they want and fellow humans is vastly more important Atleut then his views wouldn't seem Hqaadah will explain that we (the Jews) the holidays. roraet the rest," he continues by sayins that than what deity you worship. Think about leaitimized by TM Rcvt.w. n taught by our parents to remember t.lw Although the Jewish people do not "~bey know nothing of Jesus who said and the human sufferina that hu been caused In we were once slaves and that we are now believe Jesus is the Meaiah, they are not proved he wu their savior." We believe the name of religion (the Crusades, Arab­ D.L. Jacobs (AS SR) Cree. the only people responsible for his death. It tbat he wu just a man. I have learned to Israeli Wars, etc.). If people would instead 1992. THE ~IW. A9 Delaware Day 1992 outhwest Fiesta 12pmto5pm

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THE REVlEW /Tom Czerwinski By Matthew Gray Joe Widoff, deputy executive director of the Copy Editor Advanced Television Testing Center (A TIC), said. By th~ late 1990s, Americans will have a better Interlaced involves transmitting every other line view of'the vast wasteland when high-definition 1/60 of a second, while progressive scanning television (HDTV) is introduced. transmits the entire picture at once. The FCC is currently considering five systems, The ATTC was created by the television four of which use digital technology, from broadcasting and manufacturing industries in 1988 engineering and broadcasting companies competing to test HDTV. The center spends about eight weeks for the format which will be used by American testing each system, Widoff said. broadcasters. The existing format NTSC (National Television With picture quality twice as clear as today's, Starnards Committee) was determined by the HDTV is expected to revolutionize television and government, but "this time around it will be an open render existing sets obsolete by the year 2008. competition," he said. "The pictures on HDTV are dazzling," said Bob HDTV will have applications other than home Ford, media rdations manager for AT&T Bell Labs, emertairunent. which sui.Jrn,ncd a format with Zenith Television. Coming soon to a screen Ford said the higher resolution will be used for "You haven't really experienced television until transmitting such medical information as you've seen [the HDTV version of] Magic Jolmson computerized axial tomography (CAT) scans, he flying through the air with a basketball in his hand." said. Large HDTV screens will be used for The objective is to provide resolution and color near you, TV technology teleconferencing. quality comparable to motion picture film, said Alan "By the end of the century, HDTV will be fairly Stillwell, head of the FCC's Advanced Television commonplace." Project. taking on a nevv definition Stillwell said the winning HDTV format will Unlike today 's screens, which ha':e a width to probably be announced in early 1993. height ratio of 4-3, HDTV screens have a 16-9 ratio, Current plans are for broadcasts in HDTV to providing more of a movie screen effect, he said. said, such as that seen on the edges of computer Sarnoff Research Center, which is part oJ' a begin by 1995, but by that time, he doubts that many Charles Boncelet, a professor of electrical graphics placed over pictures. consortium that has developed an HDTV system. broadcasters will be technically prepared with engineering at the university, 'said the frame rate, All of this technical brilliance won't come cheap, "We feel that our set is less susceptible to production equipment, such as transmitters. which is the number of pictures transmitted per however. interference and causing interference," she said. Broadcasters will continue transmitting standard second, will be about 60 pictures per second as Ford said a 35-inch standard television, which In addition, she said, while lines on a signals during a phase-out period expected to last opposed to the current rate of 30. costs about $2,500, would cost about $3,500 as an conventional set can be seen, they are invisible on until2008. Ford said improved picture quality will be more HDTVset. HDTV. After that time, standard sets will be useless noticeable on larger screens, since the lines in a For this added cost, viewers will also receive CO­ The number of horizontal screen lines in the six unless decoders are developed, Stillwell said. He smaller set are already so close together. quality sound and a reduction in interference, such as competing systems ranges from 1,125 interlaced believes televisions with the capability to show both HDTV will probably eliminate flicker, Boncelet ghost images, said a spokes woman for the David scanning lines to 750 with progressive scanning, said formats will be developed.

Here comes the Hammer! Too legit to quit, Hammer turns the mutha out in Philadelphia

By Richard jones Hammer's 90 minute set opened Wednesday night's audience was Eciiror in Chief with the man himself descending treated to a showcase of some of hip PHILADELPHIA- Webster's from the Spectrum ceiling in a glass hop's biggest and brightest acts but Dictionary defines a spectacle as "a globe. Hypemaster Hammerman was the strange or remarkable sight" or an Hammer kicked off the show biggest and the brightest of them "unusual display." with "Let's Get It Started" from his all, and much to the near-sell out Wednesday night Hammer and 1989 album of the same name and crowd's delight Hammer lived up to his cadre of dancers and singers whirled his way through songs from the hype. made a spectacle of themselves - all three of his albums. Many of Hammer's peers have in the finest sense of the word. The set included "This is the Way criticized him saying he has "white­ The show combined great music We Roll," "Turn This Mutha Out," washed" rap and that his crossover - from live musicians, no less - a "U Can't Touch This" and a moving success is because he is "too soft" fantastic light show, brilliant rendition of "Help the Children." or "weak." pyrotechnics and, of course, Hammer's posse donned religious Hammer has found allies in dancing. robes for an uplifting version of unexpected quarters - namely Hammer bumped, grinded, "Pray" that segued into a thundering hardcore rappers such as Icc Cube wiggled, squirmed, shook his booty rendition of "Do Not Pas~ Me By" and Chuck D. and basically awed the crowd with which saw Hammer run into the Another fan, Ice-T told Hammer his "How-does-he do-that?"-moves. Spectrum crowd. his critics were motivated by Hammer's entourage - an Hammer went through four jealousy - Hammer kicks the jams Hammer, with his amazing S I dancing, singing and costume changes in the 15-song set with such ferocity, he should just cool shades and grooving people - made you tired which closed with a blazing encore ignore them . gentleman I)' just looking at them. of "Too Legit to Quit." And after witnessing Hammer's walking stick, Add 13 live musicians and and "Too Legit" closed out a show Philly show Wednesday- where ponders on the equal number of back-up singers that had begun three hours earlier he moved the crowd like few artists notion of exactly and there you have it: Too Legit when Oaktown 3.5.7, Jodcci and can - he should take lce-T.'s where his "M.C." World Tour '92. Boyz II Men opened for Hammer. advice. has gone. ., I l :Featurin ••• April24, 1992. THE REVIEW. 82 Essential albums 101: Don't leave home without 'em So, your little siblings are getting ready thrown into epileptic convulsions every Luciano Pavarotti? Nonetheless, your peers Block: Now, before you put my mug shot to don the infamous cap and gown and time the hellish "Sledgehanuner" comes on will tar and feather you if you screw up the on your dart board, hear me out. Every graduate from that wonderful institution of Entertaining the radio, but this album is a dormitory words to "Paradise By the Dashboard incoming freshman should own 81least one lower learning called "high school." Thoughts necessity. Besides, "In Your Eyes" is a Light." disc they can, without guilt, smash to Within weeks, they'll be heading off to great "hop in the sack track." 7) Van Halen - Van Halen: Sammy pieces against the wall when they get a D+ various institutions of higher learning to By Eric Simon 3) Licensed To Ill - The Beastie Boys: who? David Lee Roth may drive 55, but on that first Bio exam. It will keep them participate in the tedious ritual known as Loud, obnoxious songs about sex, beer, this vintage album includes "Feel Your sane. Also recommended: Vanilla Ice's freshman orientation. drugs and violence ... enough said. They Love Tonight," a must-have to jump start Extremely Live. After pondering on my four years 81 the are from New York, but I won't hold it those serious Towne Court jams. Albums that just fell short of essential: Home 0' The Blue Hens, I've come to a was thanked in the liner notes. against them. 8) Purple Rain- Prince: Dearly beloved, AC/DC's Back In Black, The Police conclusion: my orientation missed one Oh, and there will be a quiz. 4) Appetite For Destruction- Guns N' this soundtrack is tremendously funky. It's Synchronicity. Yes's 90125 and anything essential element which would have NOTE: All "Greatest Hits" packages Roses: If I had a dime for every time I also one of those rare and precious albums from the timeless K·Tel collection. prepared me and every other incoming have been omitted from the list (yes, even heard "Sweet Child 0' Mine" at a dorm you can play straight through without While the list may be subjected to minor freshmen for the glory days to come. Steve Miller). 'The reason being it's a given pany, I'd have a lot more· money than I'll skipping any tracks ... and everybody loves alterations, these 10 albums will make the Take note all you orientators, because I you already have most of them. probably make as a journalist. No to grind with Nikki. transition from high school to college am about to share it with you. In no panicular order, here's the top ten: comments from the peanut gallery. 9) Document - R.E.M.: No college list much smoother than that crappy reading Effective today, all freshman will l) The Wall- Pink Aoyd: No arguments 5) Escape- Journey: You'll need this would be complete without the Athens list they give you. So for now ... receive the list of the 10 essential albums here. Guaranteed you will hear one so you can whine in a drunken stupor foursome. Unfonunately, the lyrics to "It's Know it. Learn it. Live it. they must own before they can get the key "Comfortably Numb" every time you to your roommate while playing "Open The End of the World" aren't included in It could save someone very special to to their dorm room. smell that funny stuff coming from the Arms" after the love of your life dumps the disc jacket, so you're on your own. A you from a miserable college existence. They must know every word to every room across the hallway. Actually, yov. your ass. hint: "Leonard Bernstein" won't be on the Eric Simon is an assistant entertainment song, what drugs the artist took while will probably be in the room. 6) Bat Out Of Hell -Meatloaf: A fat guy quiz. Sorry. editor at The Review. Entertaining Thoughts writing those lyrics, and the third guy who 2) So - Peter Gabriel: Granted, I am who can sing - who does he think he is, 10) Hangin' Tough -New Kids On The appears evety Friday in The Review.

'The devolution of Def Leppard. At the Spectrum Showcase Theatre, Tesla Call (215) 923-7625 and inform them that mother to find out more. Yeah, Adrenallze is still number one after and Firehouse tickets ($18.50) are still available $2.75 for a 12-ounce Bud is a bit ridiculous. two weeks. And "Let's Get Rocked" is pretty for the May 1 show. Don't rush. Players Restaurant and• Bar (College Square popular through some strange twist of fate. The number (215) 336-3600 may get you the Little Village, which •is a four-man supergroup Shopping Center) is holding a 5th anniversary But let's get real. Although Hysteria sold 14 rest of the defmition of spectrum. including Ry Cooder and Jolm Hiatt, not a bash on April 30 at 9:30pm. The Flamin' million, Def Leppard peaked with 1983's spinoff of the Village People, will be playing Caucasians will be playing. n Pyromania. At the Theatre of Living• Arts (maybe you tomorrow night at the Tower Theater. 'They Just hope they don't set off the sprinklers. And even after losing one left arm, and one can catch the Mona Lisa roaming around), an come on at 8, and for a mere $20.50 you can be a The number 453-0975 will elucidate you. band member, lead vocalist Joe Elliot doesn't admitted weirdo, Tori Amos will be playing pan of it. think they're "cursed." tonight at 8. Her first album was a critically On Sunday, Yanni, a former flame of Linda Hell, I was gorma save• this for next week, but Cursed or not, maybe they should quit while shredded hard-rock effort entitled Y Kant Tori Evans, will be playing whatever the hell it is he why not? Barry Manilow, King o' Easy some of them are still alive. Maybe Vivian Read Maybe Y Kant Tori Spell would have plays, also at 8. Give the man at the door a $20, Listenin', will be playing 81 the Trump Taj Campbell (their new guitarist, in case you been a better choice. and you'll still get change. Two bits, to be exact. Mahal on May I and 2. If you hand the man at haven 't heard) can help 'em out. Call (215) 922-2001 and ask if it's considered The number (215) 352--0313 will get you in the door a $20, he'll ask ya for another one. Well, enough toying with aurally challenged humane to display an before you kill it. touch with the right people. Maybe. Calll-800-736Cl420. It's the only free thing felines, what else is going on this week? you '11 get out of the Donald. On with the body count! At the Trocadero, Poi• Dog Pondering will At the Stone Balloon,• there will be Voices doing its deep thinking about whateVer Poi Dogs tonight. Admittedly, after a few pitchers. you Get out of your room.• house or whatever and At the Spectrum ( l .(N)• the series of colored think about 81 7 p.m. on April 28. could hear voices in your head, but this way go see a band. Get cultured. bands dispersed and arranged in the order of their Kiss is still playing in two weeks. Buy tickets you 'II be able to get out of bed in the morning. I realize that you need money, but hey. do you ... oh, never mind) The Cure (to what., we'll now. After 19 years (forgive my inaccuracy) they Saturday night., Hyperactive will hit the think these guys are rich? Well, maybe they are. never know) will be playing on May 16 and 17, should have a pretty decent live show. Bring Balloon. Deal with it. Do ya wanna get rocked? at 8 p.m .. Tickets ar_e $20. back the makeup. Multiply 283,230.84615 by 13, and dial that -Russ Bengtson

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Top Five Movies for the Showtimes: 2, 4:40, 7:15,9:45. executive whose life turns into exactly what he produces ... a movie. week ending April 18 Chestnut Hill Showtimes: 1:25,4:20, 7:30, 10. Chestnut Hill Plaza, Newark (737-7959) 1) Basic Instinct ($6.7 million for the Thunderheart (R) - Cowboys and week) The Babe (PG) -John Goodman Indians, '90s style. Val Kilmer stars. 2) White Men Can't Jump ($6.1 looks great but strikes out in this not­ Showtimes: 1:10, 4:05, 7:05, 9:45. always-glorious portrayal of the Great million) Bambino. Showtimes: Fri. & Sat.- Newsies (PG) - Young journalists 3) Beethoven ($5.9 million) 1:30, 5:15, 8, 10:30. Sun. -1:30, break into song every four minutes. 4) Stephen King's Sleepwalkers ($5.2 5:30,8. Hey! They could make an ABC series million) out of this and call it "Scoop Rock. • City of Joy (PG-13) - Patrick Swayze Showtimes: 7:15, 9:40. 5) The Babe ($5 million) stars as an American doctor who lends Brain Donors (PG-13) - john SPA Films his services to a medical clinic in Calcutta. Showtimes: Fri . & Sat.- 1, "Barton Fink" Turturro must need one 140 Smith Hall 4:45, 7:30, 10:15. Sun. -1, 5, 8:15 . after choosing this headed-for-the­ The Addams Family (PG-13) - It's Cuisinart Zucker Bros. script. amazing how much money you can Cinemark Movies 10 Showtimes: 1:05 3:05, 5:05 7:35, make on a movie that has no plot. First State Plaza Shopping Center (994-7075) 9:30. Showtimes: Fri . - 7, 9:30, 12. $2 Ladybugs (PG-13) - Rodney Passed Away (PG-13) - Yet another w/ID. Dangerfield gender-bender about a comedy with a lot of so-called JFK (R) -A controversial, convoluted, boy who dresses as a girl and breeds celebrities. Early signs say this one's confusing conspiracy concoction co­ red polka-dot insects in an attempt to going to croak early. Showtimes: starring Costner. Don't make any take over the world. Showtimes: 1:05, 3:10, 5:15, 7:25,9:45. 1:15, 3:15, 5:15, 7:15 9:20. other plans for the night. Showtimes: The Babe (PG) - Showtimes: 1 :30, Sat.- 4, 8, 12. $2 w/!D. Stephen King's Sleepwalkers (R) - 4:15,7:30,9:55. Stephen King's first original Christiana Mall screenplay. Hopefully, it won't cause The Lawnmower Man (R) - A guy 1·95 and Route 7 (3 68·9600) somnambulism in the aisles. with a lawnmower runs over an inept script about wolf-like creatures that Beethoven (PG) - Charles Grodin Showtimes: 1:10, 3:10, 5:10, 7:25, 368-2001 9:25. feed on virgins. We should be so plays opposite a large, furry, drooling lucky. Showtimes: 9. creature. No, it's not Cujo. Basic Instinct (R) - Michael Douglas Showtimes: 1, 3:15, 5:30, 7:30, and Sharon Stone show a lot pf skin in Oty of Joy (PG-13)- Showtimes: 1, 9:30. a plot with almost as many curves as 4, 7, 10. Year of the Comet (PG-13)­ Stone. Showtimes: 1:20, 4'10, 7:20, Newark Cinema Center Penelope Ann Miller and Tim Daly 10. ' New~rk Shopping Center (737·3720) star in this film about a cleansing FemGully: The Last Rainforest (G) - abrasive. Showtimes: 1:30, 3:30, Animated film about human horseflies Basic Instinct (R) - Showtimes: Fri. 5:30, 7:30, 9:30. featuring the voices of Christian Slater and Sat.- 2, 5:30, 8, 10:30. Sun.- FRIDAY- 2, 5:30, 8:1 5. Voices. My Cousin Vinny (R) - Joe Pesci stars and Robin Williams. Showtimes: as the fish-out-of-water in a comedy 1:15, 3:15, 5:15, 7:10. The Cutting Edge (PG)- lee skating ••·75 Bad upt Bottles that's sure to be the feel- good movie White Sands (R) - Willem Dafoe, angst film for the "90210" crowd .. . of the spring. Showtimes: 1, 4, 7, Mary Ellzabeth Mastrantonio and and no one else. Showtimes: Fri. and 9:40. Mickey Rourke star in this one-note Sat.- 7:30, 9:45. Sun. - 7:45 . ·sATURDAY-HYPERACTIVE Wayne's World (PG-13)- Mr. thriller. Showtlmes: 1:25, 3:55, 7:10, FernGuly: The Last Rainforest (G) - Newton develops a public access 9:30. Showtimes: Fri.. and Sat. - 1:30, ••·75 Mlall Dr)' Bottles show out of the Taj Mahal's basement. Rod-A-Doodle (C) Foghorn Leghorn 3:15, 5. Sun.- 1:30, 3:15, 5. ••·s• Leaaon Drops Engelbert "Garth" Humperdink is his does his best Elvis. I say ... 1 say ... It's White Sands (R) - Showtimes: Fri. hilarious co-host. Showtimes: 1, 3:15, gotta be seen to be believed. and Sat.- 1:45, 5:15, 7:45, 10 :15. 5:30, 7:45, 10. Showtlmes: 1:05,3:05,5:10. Sun. -1:45, 5:15, 8. MONDAY- NEW MUSIC NIGHT White Men Can't Jump (R)-Wesley The Player (R) - Robert Altman's Snipes and Woody Harrelson play who's who of Hollywood starring Tim - Eric Simon •s·.oo Rollln8 Roak con-artists on the con-crete. Robbins as a hot young production Lo118Neak .. April 24, 1992 . THE REVIEW. 83

THE REVIEW I Pamela Wray De Stefa no Sean Pierce (AS jR) and Anthony Skirvin (AS JR) view Master of Fine Arts theses in the University Gallery. Mastering the art of representing life

By Adrienne Mand Dunwody says he wants his artwork to a long, precious and ever-growing braid Copy Editor communicate that there are "alternatives which you hold at its beginning." Four steel columns stand in the corner to negativity." A large sculpture by Liceaga depicts balanced on jagged sheets of slate. Lights "The individual has a choice at any two forms emerging from a cave. One is focus downward on a glaring hologram given moment," he says. "Life is not a confined while the other is free. giving an illusion of depth. downward spiral - you can make it go Liceaga says this work represents the "Hymn for the Dead" is part of up." joy, anger and ambiguity that women William Dunwody's Master of Fine Ans Taira Liceaga, another artist whose experience as they struggle and are thesis and is on display at the University works are now at the gallery, says she is liberated. Gallery in Old College through May 1. influenced by feminism and Latin Another artist whose thesis deals with Dunwody is one of five artists whose American literature. conflict is Y. Ran Choy. Her works work is now on exhibit. Another group of One of her works employs various employ different textures and colors that second-year graduate work will be articles of clothing that have been placed are juxtaposed using mixed media and displayed from May 11 to 31. in clay and fi red in different forms. handmade squares of paper. THE REVIEW I Pamela Writ>( De Stefano The exhibit, which includes two of Liceaga describes th e shirts, pants and Through these works, titled "Love Above: Fran Short (EG SR) contemplates the "Hymn for the Dead" by Dunwody's other works, is the other articles that adorn the far wall of the Si gns, " " Rumina tion," " Hidden William Dunwody. Below: Dunwody's "Hymn for Life." culmination of several years of study for gallery as "free-floating spirits." Perceptions J" and "Hidden Perceptions the mixed-media artist. Liceaga says she is interested in II," Choy says she seeks to "represent the A disabled veteran and an adult child clothing and how people can tell what conflict between idealism and reality." theme of units in different facets. rubber in three subtle gender-related of an alcoholic, Dunwody says the exhibit others are like by looking at what they Diane Darrow didn't attend the "Wedding Quilt" is made of screen. lace designs, which Krovetz says she intends represents his "self-refrnding." wear. opening of the exhibit on Monday, but her and pieces of glass and "Com Quilt" uses to be "male, female and neuter.'' "My inner child is straightening out "By itself, [clothing] is a document of a painting teacher, Stephen Tanis, explains cornseed inside a screen to create the look One less serious work, " Allure," is a parts that have gone astray so that I can human being," she says. "It gives their that her works evolved from an interest in of a quilted blanket. box of screen mounted on wood with four enjoy the rest of my life," Dunwody says. essence." architecture. "I like taking something familiar and fishhooks hanging off. Krovetz wanted its Another of his works, "Hymn for Also on display are four Tanis says Darrow is especially fond of using it in a new context," says Krovetz, title to be a pun. " Allure" refers to the Life," features a photograph of a young screenprintings by Liceaga that ironwork, gra tes and the idea of a who also includes materials such as wood, all ure of love and also the literal "lure" of dancing girl superimposed on dark slate. accompany several quotes from her "transparent wall ." rubber and hair in her an. the hooks, she says. A light shines on a glass containing water, writings. Her paintings, "Hames" and "Ancient A large creati on named "Secrets" Describing this work's contrasting representing "the planet and people as a One reads: "Most of us ga th er th e Voices," uti lize these uncontained images. dominates a side wal l of the gallery. This images, she says, "] like dangerous on the group," he says. loose strands of our hers tory and conlinue Tina Kravetz's works incorporate the work has 60 square-shaped contortions of edge of beautiful."

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Beasties' 'Wish' in need of a cure

Wash License to The Cure Electra Grade: 8- thri II By Jill L.aurinaitis Manag;ng Editor The problem with most alternative revoked bands who claim their sound is unique is that they are like every other Check Your Head alternative band who claims their The Beastie Boys sound is unique. All of the songs on Clpitol Records their unique album sound alike. Grade: B· But this is The Cure, and they have been around for quite a while. Wish, By Russ Ben~tsbn their latest release, stands for what ~.ss;stM~t Enrertamment Editor listeners will do after hearing it and "Your mom busted in and said realizing The Cure falls into the 'What's thai noise!' alternative trap of using the same Aw mom you're just jealous it's the and drums, in the order above. And they don't print the lyrics in clear enough to be understood. tempo, dynamics and vocals in all of Beastie Boys." On Licensed, the Beasties' had a the liner. Since it really doesn' t have a their songs. -The Beastie Boys metal edge, as evidenced by their The lyrics of Licensed stopped distinctive sound, much of Check is Wish is like a MTV 120-minute sample of Led Zeppelin's drumbeat well short of philosophical. The easily forgettable. musical rollercoaster ride. If you play Check Your Head, from "Kashmir" on "Rhymin' and Beasties' new-found intelligence Licensed may not have been the Consequently, the 12 tracks begin l the Beasties' latest. your mom might Stealin "' and their killer use of comes at a high price - most mature album ever. Vanilla Ice strongly with " Open" and end Me Kiss Me Kiss Me, but "Cut" Is bust in. Kerry (Slayer) King's guitar on "No intelligibility. probably wrote more intelligent abruptly with "End." Songs in one of ~e best, with a strong beat mfl But she won't be jealous. Sleep Till Brooklyn." Assuming, of course, Check' s lyrics. between alternate - one good track gutsy guttar. 1 The Boys from Brooklyn - Kiss that goodbye. lyrics are-intelligent. They may be But Licensed, like it or not, was followed by a mediocre one - just Of the Mountain Dew tracks, ~t MCA, Ad Rock and Mike D - have The music has slowed down a lot. telling you to drink battery acid, distinctive, to say the least. enough to keep your attention. notable is "Apart," the closest thing ~ matured musically since Licensed to The Beasties have leaned more into shave your head, pierce your nipples The Beasties had an identity. One can tell the group has been a love song there is. Along wiQt Ill, their obscenely successful debut. the rap genre, abandoning the rock and move to Nebraska. They were a rap act with a metal drinking too much Mountain Dew. interesting background vocals, Robert In this case, though, maturity isn't techniques they used to their You never can tell. edge who auracted fans from both (There's too many instances of a Smith sings heartfelt lyrics in a soft, necessarily a good thing. advantage on Licensed. The Beasties have traded heavy genres. sugar buzz - followed by a draining desperate tone, "But she just hangs The bright and obnoxiously If the Beasties' new sound rock in for a funkier, slower sound Check Your Head is just another calm) Lucky for them this saves their her head in pain I and prays to h~r catchy rhymes that characterized includes a new message (one that that pushes them into the rap album. Yeah, it's got one album and makes it swim. him say I 'no more, I'll never leaVe Licensed become hopelessly doesn't revolve around White indistinguishable muck of the instrumental, "In 3's," that could be And just when you're climbing the again.'" muddled mum~lings on Check. Castle, Spanish Ay and guns), you'll typical mainline rap act. interpreted as rock. walls from a tranquility overdose, the What sets Wish apart from othe.r The Beastie& play 70 percent of never be able to tell. No one song on Check stands For the most part, however, rock Cure hit you with "Cut" - finally albums by unique alternative bands Is their own music on Check. It sounds like they recorded out. "Professor Booty," on side two, fans probably won ' t appreciate something you can dance to. The its energy level - it staY.S According to the album's liner Check Your Head's vocals via harkens bac.k to Licensed. It travels Check. album doesn't include any standouts consistently high throughout the notes, the members play bass, guitar distortion box. at a good clip, and the lyrics are Neither will your mom. like "Just Like Heaven" from Kiss album's ups and downs. : 84. THE REVIEW. April 24, 1992 'Howards End' lacks potent plot

Howards End Sony Pictures james Ivory Film Review Grade: B·

By Meredith Brittain Wilcox form a friendship, and Mrs. Fearur"" Ed11or Wilcox's dying wish is for Margaret Howards End, yet another E.M. to have her beloved home. This last Forster novel made into a film, is a wish, however, is disregarded by the showpiece of cinematography but surviving Wilcoxes. lacks the substance found in the Meanwhile, the absent-minded book . Helen inadvertent! y takes the wrong With the same director (James umbrella home from a concert, Ivory), screenwriter, composer, causing its poverty-stricken owner, director of photography and costume Leonard Bast, to pursue her in a designers a> A Room With a View, downpour. Howards End matches its Forster­ "I do nothing but steal created predecessor in its use of umbrellas," Helen humorously tells stunning scenery and powerful Bast, letting him select an umbrella music. from her assorted collection. But these elements don't Bast, a dreamer bound to a tired­ Margaret (Emma Thompson) and Helen Schlegel (Helena Bonham Carter) think about helping their poor friend in 'Howa~:ds End.' compensate for the. undeveloped looking, uneducated woman he . characters and unanswered loose married out of pity, strikes up a The film, almost two and a half Hamlet as Ophelia. totally different role in Howards escapes the life of an insurance clerk . ends of the choppy plot, which friendship with the Schlegel sisters hours long, is too drawn out to hold Sam West, who plays the End - the unfeeling snob Mr. by imagining himself in the middle involves three families linked by because they are more intellectually constant interest, yet too short to sentimental, vulnerable Leonard Wilcox. of a forest or a field of flowers. sex, marriage and murder. stimulating than his wife. develop most characters. Bast, movingly ponrays the pain and The photography, directed by But these kinds of scenes are too The action revolves around However, Mr. Wilcox's response Also, the plot isn't satisfactorily dashed hopes representative of the Tony Pierce-Roberts, is wonderful often replaced by ones with sudden Margaret and Helen Schlegel, two to Mr. Bast is colder. "The poor are explained, and the middle hour of lower class. - the fields around Howards End, fade-ins and fatie-outs that disrupt educated women in early 20th poor," he says. "One is sorry for the film is uneventful. Emma Thompson plays Margaret full of blooming flowers, brighten continuity and leave unanswered Century England. The lives of these them- there it is ." As the impulsive, emotional Schlegel adequately, but the the screen. One conversation is held questions. women become intertwined with But all these characters, so Helen Schlegel, Helena Bonham audience gets no insight into her on the seashore simply to take Those who are satisfied with those of the cold Wilcoxes, a different in social class and Carter puts in the best performance. character or motives. advantage of the ocean 's beauty. magnificent scenery and music - wealthy family that owns a country disposition, become permanently In pleading for Mr. Wilcox to help Amhony Hopkins, last seen as a The music, a score with orchestra see this film. Those who want home named Howards End. interconnected before the movie Mr. Bast, she displays the same kind cannibal in The Silence of the and piano, goes best with the character development and a less Margaret ar.1 the ailing Mrs. ends. of passionate energy as she did in Lambs, show s his ability to play a dramatic daydreams of Bast, who fragmented plot- read the book. Play and characters evolve around African-American theme

By Cheryl Jowers more times. With each, his character Evans was called in to create the play from end and work backwards," she explains. build a character outside myself- I'm not a Staff Reporter develops finer, more distinct qualities, and scratch. "That way you can flesh out the character sculptor." The metamorphosis: Hassan El-Amin gradually a new individual comes into focus. Although the four PTTP players have each step of the way. But we don't know El-Amin says, "I like Alice Walker's strides casually into Hartshorn Gymnasium. El-Amin will perform with Steve Harris, been in rehearsal since the beginning of how this play ends yet- that's the kicker." [author of The Color Purple) vision of He gazes straight ahead, smiling gently. He Robert Tyree and Candace Taylor in this April, Tyree says, "We are creating the story Taylor shows no trace of agitation or creativity. , takes his script, then shifts his body. Almost production, called "Cootch." line itself each day." worry, only professionalism, which has been "She said it would come to a point when immediately his voice is gruff, his eyes The play, about a love triangle- a black Tyree is rehearsing some scenes with as demanded and perfected in her three years in the characters in her book almost come brighten, his body becomes charged with a female professor, a janitor and a fellow many as three differem versions, trusting in the program. alive, sit on her shoulder and speak for vigorous pose as he speaks. teacher - explores the conflicts and the guidance of the director, Claude Purdy. Trained on a six-day-a-week schedule, themselves. I want to go beyond myself in He is weaving a character out of thin air. tensions between African Americans of Purdy, who is renowned for his Taylor explains that PTTP actors must excel acting." Someone seated in the comer nods gently different economic status, particularly men collaboration~ with Pulitzer Prize-winning at their roles and be ready to perform other The metamorphosis: El-Amin and Harris and offers: "Good tempo. Good tempo." and women. playwright August Wilson, was called in actors' roles. are in constant motion, exchanging rapid-fire This scene took place Saturday at a Production Manager Gerald Reese specially for this project. "This is the ultimate team effort," Harris dialogue and playing off one another like a rehearsal of the Professional Theatre searched six months for a play that could "Both of us are trying to find this says. "The play will be in the process of classic comedy team. Training Program (PTTP) show that showcase the talents of the African­ character and his best dramatic effect," change right up until first curtain." They stop and glance quickly over to premieres tonight. American actors in the P'ITP and draw upon Tyree says. Taylor, who will perform with the Purdy for feedback. 1 Less than a week before opening, the issues that impact upon the black Actress Candace Taylor explains how she American Players Theater (APT) "The rhythm's fine. Just bring it out­ script was still being formed . community. works on becoming a character. "When I immediately after her graduation in May, bam!" Purdy says, punching his fists in the El-Amin recreates this scene about .five Finally, acclaimed area playwright Don first got here they told me to start from the says softly: "I act what 1 can relate to. I can't air .

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On Sports By Greg Murray, Coles Orlando Philly Bound? Movies all USBL's Philadelphia Spirit drafts jocks will Delaware stars for summer league By jason Sean Garber Blackwell as potential Philadelphia Sports Editor players tl>rough the draft are: Matt Together again? Fish, Daimon Sweet, Elmer Bennett, itch about Delaware men's basketball senior Marques Bragg, Brett Roberts, Brian Before I stan my column, I'd like · teammates ~ark Murray and Alex Shorter, Mark Strickland, W i·ll to make a prediction: The Review · Coles were both taken by the United Herndon, Jack Hurd, Marc Dowdell Entertainment desk will defeat the States Basketball League defending and Myron Brown. Sports desk by a score of no less than champion Philadelphia Spirit in The Spirit also expect several of 76-0 in a much ballyhooed game of Tuesday's USBL draft. their key members from last year's street hoops. • Coles was chosen with the Spirit's championship team to return. third pick in the territorial phase and Thank you Nostradamus. NIT-NACS I've always loved the movies. Murray was picked in the fourth Hook me up with a balcony seat, a round. Delaware men's basketball cute girl and some buttered popcorn "It would be fun playing together team: "You won the North again," said Murray, the Hens' and you've got the Orlando version of Atlantic Championship, made Nirvana. second all-Lime leading scorer. "We your first appearance in the went through the bad seasons and NCAA tournament and finished When the Sports guys asked me to do a column, I was kind of surprised. good seasons together." 27-4. What are you going to do My athletic ability can be fit into a The USBL has been the training now?" ground for such NBA players as the shotglass - with enough room left Hint: they are not going to Disney over for a shot. Philadelphia 76ers' Manute Bol, the World. Buck shot. Sacramento Kings' Spud Webb and But the Hens are one of 16 teams the Atlanta Hawks' Paul "Snoop" to But hey, those who can't do sports to be selected play in the Nati,mal write about it, huh? Graham, who was a member of the Invitational Tournament to kick off champion Spirit last year. Anyway, I do know movies. When the 1992-93 basketball season. "It's a good opportunity," said Joining Delaware in the they asked if J could do a column on Murray. "If I make the team, it tournament are last year Top 25 the best Sports movies (of all time), I would be a good opportWlity for me teams: Seton Hall University, jumped at the chance. Then I asked if to play and show my stuff in front of UCLA, UTEP, Florida State they would kindly remove the pliers the scouts." University, Indiana Univeristy and they had clamped around my nose. Murray has another potential Tulane University. So here they are, in no particular teammate in Monmouth's Alex Rutgers University, Wagner order ... Read 'em and weep. Blackwell, the Spirit's first territorial University, Siena University, Kansas 1) The Bad News Bears- Walter pick and someone Murray has played State University, George Mason Matthau plays Coach Butterrnaker, a with and against. University, St. Louis University, divorced, boozing pool-cleaner who "I went out with Blackwell on Auburn University and Indiana State molds a bunch of pre-pubescent Spring Break," Murray said. "I have University also have been invited to misfits into a lean mean ballet known him for a couple of years. We the 16-team extravaganza. - company (baseball team). Bears is a played AAU together." Pairings have not been announced comedic, oflen touching poke at Little "It would be nice to have the yet. League baseball. opportunity to play with Murray The games will begin on Nov. 18 lA) The Bad News Bears in again," said Blackwell. "It would and 19 at the participating Breaking Training - "Don't help and give scouts a chance to see universities, with the championship assume," the late Dolph Sweet said in THE REVIEW I Mallimillian Gretsch my play." game scheduled to be held at this classic little league baseball farce, Will Mark Murray start his professional basketball career for the Philadelphia Spirit? Stay tuned. Joining Murray , Coles and Madison Square Garden on Nov. 27. "When you assume, you make an ass of you and me." The baseball scenes are pretty good, too. 2) Breaking Away- This film made the duller-than-dirt sport of There's no 'I' in Hens' Smith bicycling race like the wind. A good script and great cast combined to make the story of the Bloomington, Sophomore defender Sarah Smith brings teamwork to women's lax Jllinois Cutters a feel-good flick of By Dan B . Levine raise your eyebrows like hard-nosed during practice. epic proponions. Managing Editor defender Joanne Dobson does. 'Fhe experiment worked out so well 3) The Untouchables - Robert Sarah Smith isn't comfortable. Instead Smith just does a smart, that she became a full-time defender DeNiro does some astounding acting The usually loquacious sophomore consistent job, trying to prevent her and later received All-Area honors. "I (and batwork) as the infamous non-tax is having a tough time coming up with opponent from scoring, as her team­ didn't want to [change] at all, because paying gangster AI Capone. the right words. leading 17 interceptions attest. I liked scoring," Smith said, "but then 4) Victory- A soccer movie? Ask Smith about her sign language In the first half of Delaware's 15-9 I came up with a lot of interceptions Naah, it's just a bad dream featuring •Class and she'll talk forever. win over West Chester :ruesday, and by the time I was a junior I didn 't some fancy footwork by Pele and Ask Smith about being an Smith raced about 25 yards across mind at all, I loved it." assorted grunts from Sylvester elementary education major and you ' ll field to break up a dangerous pass Four years down the road, Smith Stallone. The Nazis get shafted by a quickly understand that she wants to intended for Rams attack Heather has seen her offensive game disappear. team of allied POWs in occupied be a teacher, not a baby-siuer. McNeal. In two years at Delaware, she hasn't France. Now she's in a bind. Later she displayed the intelligent, registered a goal or assist, but that 5) Debbie Does Dallas - While I Perhaps it's because she has to talk discipline play that has been a doesn't bother her. found the shower scenes to be highly about herself. trademark of her two seasons with the "People that play the sport do enlightening, Bambi Wood's stunning "I don'tlike talking about myself," Hens. appreciate defense," she said. portrayal of a cheerleader trapped in a Smith said with a laugh. West Chester midfielder Wendy The sophomore was able to recall Neo-Freudian, pseudo-Edwardian web That's because Smith is the Smith gathered the ball at midfield and her one scoring opportunity this year. of intrigue and deceit is mind­ consummate team player for the started to move upfield. Delaware's "I did get one shot in a game," she blowing. This movie transcends art Delaware women's lacrosse team. Smith contained her, rather than proudly said. "It was in UMBC but it and enters fully into the realm of the "She never talks about herself," flailing away for the unnecessary steal. was on a long sprint. I was like 'oh'. spiritual experience. said senior defender Jen Root. The sophomore hawked the Rams "Hopefully before I leave college 6) Hoosiers - Gene Hackman On the field, the defender can midfielder with her stick relentlessly I'll have a goal under my belt." leads a small-town high school always be heard shouting and eventually forced the West Smith's initial transition to defense basketball team to big-time glory. encouragement or seen helping a Chester player into a bad pass. was helped by her older sister Julie, 7) Rollerball - In the 21st centurv teanunate with a double team. "Sarah's a very smart defender," who played alon~ side her for the first they play to kill. James Caan stars in a "That's just me," Smith said with a said Hens coach Mary Beth Holder. year in high school and now plays for roller~ter (pardon the pun) science smile. "Because it's a team spon and "She usually makes pretty good Temple. · fiction tale that's sure to eruenain. ·everyone's working together." decisions." "I really loved playing with her, it 8) Kung Fu Vampire Buster - Indeed lacrosse is a team spon and And all this from a former goal was a lot of fun," Sarah said. "We play Whaddya mean KWlg Fu isn't a span? from watching Smith play, one can scorer. very similar too. I remember in high This classic drama features superb really appreciate the steady job she Smith was one of those many school, I was taking the draw once and acting by gifted Shakespearian actors does. athletes who sort of became stuck in someone was yelling for Julie because Lu Fang, Wang Hsiao Feng and Chien Smith doesn't stand out like high­ her present position. While a they could see the way I was running." Sophomore defender Sarah Smith has registered a team-leading 17 Hsiao Hou in an exploration of scoring attackers Meghan Mulqueen sophomore attack at Unionville (Pa.) interceptions for Delaware this season. Vampire bustin'. Need one say more? and Jennifer Rinnander. Nor does she High, Smith was asked to olav defense see SMITH page BG 9) Raging Bull - Robert De Niro plays Jake LaMotta, an ex­ middleweight boxing champion. Directed by Scorsese, this black and Spirit, spunk [and one heck of a bat] while film hits like a Tyson left hook. Some consider this movie to be the After dismal year, softball future brightens with freshman slugger lisa Kosanovich best ever made. They just might be By Brandon jamison Kosanovich was a four-year varsity starter "Lisa has helped bring fun back onto the right. ATemple Owls next .. IL has six different faces in bright r do on my own." Thursday in Philadelphia. - -. ~. 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