Stetson Collegiate, Vol. 32, No. 12, November 28, 1923

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VOLUME 32 DELAND, FLORIDA, WE|)NESDAY, NOV. 28, 1923. NUMBER 12 =? the Hatters one point margin. This of the season and have not used them just tends to show how equally match- Un any game. Saving them for this Hatter Gridders Have Made ed the two teams are. It is well particular occasion. It will be too Adam and Eva Goes Otf In known • that the Taris ' have more ji>ad for the Tars to go to all that Great Record Against Rollins strength than they displayed against trouble and then not have them count Great Style-Play Was a Southern and the one point differ- for anything. If the Tars had any ence in the Florida game does not tricks that were puzzling to a large Tars For Long Number Years amount to much. It seems that the -extent, it is believed that they would Success From Every Angle two teams are about evenly matched hawe turned them loose on the Gators, and it should be a battle from start While it means a great deal to win "Adam and Eva" have gone, leav reers of considerable note here The Hatter gridders of past yeare a right to. They had been playing to. finish. ^tbis game from the Hatters it would ing a most pleasant memory and a abouts. off and on for fifteen years and had • have hung up enviable records It is said that the Targ are betting|no doubt have meant a great deal to very delightful evenng's pleasure Standing as leaders and actors of not gained a victory or scored a point, against the Rollins Tars for the long that the Rollins machine will win by|score on the mighty Gator. If Rol- with us. The most enjoyable play highest quality Friday night were so it is not surprising that they should series of games which these two 14 points. How they figure this to lins has got any of these tricks they given by the Stetson Green Room the principal characters, Adam and be so extremely proud of two little schools have played. As far as re be true we cannot say. All that we surely wûld have let them loose on club players, has left an indelible Eva. The other ports were filled by victories in ten or eleven games. All cords can be found to verify the scores can say is that it is our opinion that the Gator. No doubt the Tars have mark upon our senses and the mark most capable and life-like characters. that has been heard in, the last two the Hatters have lost only two games either will be lucky to win by 14 a diversified attac"k which is puzzling is one of supreme delight, and satis Mr. J. P. Edmonds in the part of Mr. years was Rollins' victory over the since 1905 with the Tars. The two points, and if either team does win but it will hardly be any more so faction with the conduct of the en Horace Pilgrim was selected by num Hatters. They have played them up institutions have not played every by that margin it will be the Hatters, than the fake plays which Southern tire company of the cast. bers as the best real character actor so that the press of the state seems year since 1905, but they have played While the Tars may believe that they used on the trick shift which the Ga- Being an amateur, I feel that my and his most delightful work was in to have forgotten that the Hatters ev .a number of them. will win by that margin it is hardly tors had against the Hatters. The written criticism can be only of good deed the cause for many compliments. er licked the Tars before these games. As far as the records can be found likely that they will have that same Hatters have had plenty of experie'nce words, as the case with the actors, Mr. Edmonds'in this part did both They have talked about two victores to verify the statement, the Tars and who being also amateurs, attempted himself and the part a great justice until they have become paramount in feeling on the day of the game. They in handling trick plays all year and Hatters hooked, up for the first time to deliver only their best, so rather and won the laurels with well done the minds of the football fans over are most likely using up a lot of they will hardly, be caught on any- in 1905. According to the accounts than pick faults, there being but few acting. His brother as Mr. Adam the state. Old time fans, or rather space in the newspapers in an effort thing the Tars may use. of the game as found in an old Stet and these of no import, it is easy for Smith, won the hearts of many of the most of them have forgotten that the to scare the Hatters. They have no The Hatter gridiron machine has son manual for that year, the Hat me to write of the excellence of the audience by his captivating acting, as Tars had ever lost a game to the Hat ânce at all to do that because thd been working on new formations for ters had no trouble in walking over play, and of the wonderful life-like well as won the heart of the fairy ters. However if you will look at Hatters don't get scared. If news- the last two weeks and may spring a thd Tars by scores of 27-0 and 39-0. ness of the actors in their parts. like Eva King. Mr. J. Ollie Edmonds the records you will see that 1921 paper chatter could win a football few things on the Tars. Rollins has In all the year^ on the gridiron the characterised most pleasingly and did marked the first time that the Tars game the Tars would have licked the seen the Hatters play at least three The play began with utmost inter Tars have never defeated the Hat his part with an ease and exacting have defeated the Hatters and 1922 Gators so bad that the Gators would games and should have a good idea est being aroused, ar^d this condition ters by as large a score as either one fashion. Miss Isabel Tate did some marked a repetition of the year be have wanted to withdraw from the of what the old style play will be, was predominant throughout the en of these games. very wonderful acting in partraying fore. Howiever, \vhen considering conference and let Rollins take their but they wil sui-ey be surprised when tire, three acts. The audience was In 1906 the Tars played the Hat her part as Miss Eva King, taking her these victories do not forget that they place. For almost two weeks before'the Hatters march out the ney style kept on edge, excited and yet enjoy ters, and as was the case the year be place as a leader in the cast. Miss were the first ones that the Tars had the game articles appeared that told of attack. Rollins has seen the Hat- ing to the fullest the natural charac fore, were doomed to defeat. The Tate with her chaa'm and wonderful ever gained over the Hatters and what the Tars expected to do to the-ters play several games while the terizations being portrayed before scores of the two games were 15-0 acting immediately won her place in then possibly you may understand Gators. Anybody with judgment Hatters have seen the Tars play only chera. The play was of a light vein, and 2-0. Again the Tars failed to the cast. Each and every other mem why the Tars should be so exceeding knew that a team that held the Army once, which should give the Tars a comic, yet dramatic, carefree yet se score on the Hatters, although they ber of this cast won widespread lau ly proud about them. like Florida did and played Georgia slight advantage. rious. While a bit far fetched the play did put up a much better fight than rels and pleased the audience verjr I Despite the fact that the Hatters Tech a tie. in Atlanta was not going por the first time since the opening is easily adapted to many American they did the year before. greatly by their acting. G. O. Rasco were greatly outweighed and playing to have a hard time defeating Rol- game of the seasoH the Hatters will families, in its entirety. The story aptly gave a lead in his part as the In 1907 the Hatters beat the Tars against a more experienced team last lins. If propaganda could have killed be able to put a team on the field with itself is fairly well known, and a si father of the clan, Mr. —ames King; by scores of 6-0 and 4-0. This making year the Tars were only able to score the Gator Rollins could have killed their full strength if no injuries oc- lent drama show was seen hereby a while Stone and Crombie won acclam the third straight year which the 25 points. Besides this the Hatters him long ago. Vur during the last three days of prac- good number of DeLandites last sum ations in their respective parts. Lord Tars had bowed in defeat to the had suffered some severe injuries and mer which was also very much fea It is said that Rollins scored 19 tice. In the first game of the sea- Andrew Gordon and Clinton DeWitt. ^«en and white and the third straight the men were not in the best of con tured and enjoyed. soh Ossinsky, star tackle, was badly Miss Lillian Trice and Miss Norma year they had not scored against dition. We do not wish to alibi for Friday night's performance was injured and has been out of most of Lence, along with the excellent por Stetson. On remarks in the annual last year's game, however. The Tars applauded by everyone, and was'de the remaining games. While he play trayal by Miss Brown proved wonder about this game it was stated that were simply bigger and more evperi- clared to be the best show staged by ed a minute or so against Southern ful in their parts, Loomis Slater as hese games would end he games with enced football players. We just the Theta Alpha Phi in many years. and almost all of the game against Dr. DeLamater did some very nice the Tars. wish to call attention to the fact that A fountain of genuine wealth of tal ithe Florida Gators, he was not in acting, taking to the part easily and Looking further through the re even with this supposedly great su ent was again discovered Friday condition to do his best work. Even giving a fine portrayal of the charac cords it was found that a complete periority over the Hatters, the Tars night, although several of the cast at this the Gators could not make any ter. history of Football at Stetson was were able to score only 25 points, gains through him. Ossie will be in are well known and their stage ca given in the manual of 1914J Look- while the -ifKtters-have-Hcrcateii-^^he haê for the game with the >Ahg tfifdugls~tiieBe-Teeords it was Tars worse than 25 points no less d as a tackle he is hard to PHI KAPPA DELIA NOTES found that the Hatters did not play| than four times. In 1905 when they beat'. He was all-state high school *- ^ the Tars any more after 1907 until beat the Tars 27-0 and 39-0 being tackle on the Duval high school "Won after 1914. No record was found two examples and in 1916 when they Bill Gunby has been at Tampa for der Eleven." As a tackle it will be the past week. Bill's grandfather. Dedication of Paper for 1915, and the writer does not beat the Tars 34-0, and in the second hard to find a' man in the state to — to — know whether the Tars and Hatters game played on Rollins' own grid Dr. Richardson, of Tampa, died sud equal him. In the game with South denly a week ago Tuesday. We ex Successful Alumni played this year or not. It is hardly iron walloped the Tars the most that ern Captain Goofe was badly injured likely that they did, however. they have ever been defeated by the tend our heartfelt sympathies to Bill. in the latter part of the first half, Prof. Mickle, Graham King, Niler In 1916 the Hatters resumed their Hatters, 48-0. In other words the #• ^ but played the entire game out. In Cunningham, Bill Hardin and Chas. series wtih the Tars and took up right Hatters defeated the Tars almost cidentally the Southern team tried Leonard report a most pleasant trip In a meeting called for the presi where they left off. In the first twice as bad in 1916 as the Tars de one play around his end and was to Gainesville. They visited some, dents of the college fraternities, the game of the year played on the Hat feated the Hatters last year. For thrown for a six-yard loss. In the friends, including Dean Rasco. procedure for dedcating the issues- ter gridiron Stetson ran roughshod this reason it doesn't look like the Florida game with one of his arms Last Tuesday, Charlie Rhodes, our of the Collegiate for the rest of the over Rollins ior a 34-0 victory. In Tars have much to "crow" over. useless. Captain Goofe attempted to baseball captain, drove up from Ft. year was outlined. the second game the Hatters had no play but was unable to remain in the Lauderdale to look over the gang and trouble winning from the Tars at In so far as the records show, the game only one quarter. Goof has It is very likely that in the next see if the house was still here. After Winter Park by a score of 48-0. The Hatters have played the Tars ten been out at practice ever since the issue the first dedication will appear. saying "hello" to everybody, includ writer remembers this game and the times and have been victorious on no Florida game and is in tiy-top shape Stetson has graduated many men and ing the rats, he drove home taking .Hatters used it merely as a toughen less than eight Occasions. The two also for the struggle with the Tars. women who have made good .since be Rat Blakely with him. Blakely saw ing game for the game with South games the Tars having captured be The Tars will find it hard to go ing graduated. It will mean some his sweet mamma in Lauderdale and ern the following week. The week ing In 1921 and 1922. During these around his end. They found it so last thing for the present students to came right back the next day. before Southern had defeated the ten games the Hatters have scored a Pug Allen year and it will be still harder this know of them, their lives and of their Tars something like 54-0, at least a total of 177 points to the Tars 38. year. The Tars also will find a man j The play, "Adam and Eva," was works. points on the Tampa American Le few points worse than the Hatters A11 of the Tars thirty-eight points be that will give the air attack a lot of think personally that Niles would More about this will be announced beat them. Stetson was anxious to ing scored in 1921 and 1922. 'This gionsive , teawhicm hi nha thd eth statee stronges. Yest , defenthey- trouble. Gus Hargreaves was rather Friday and was a complete success, later. Suggestions are irt order from make a creditable showing against does not look like the Tars outclass scored the 19 points but how about badly injured in the game with the Ollie Edmonds playing the lead and the faculty, as well as all the frater the Tars so their chances with South the Hatters in the least and if they the Legion being the strongest de- Gators and during the entire second Buddy Rasco playing h major part. nities or non-frats on the campus. ern would look good. The Hatters, will glance over the records for the fensive team in the state. Funny half the Hatters had weak ends. Gus These two bums were the manstays O scored almost at will in the first few ten games they may find things to that they are the strongest in the'was out of practice for over a week, of the play. Both have had consid * * minutes of play and then began to weep over. state and Rollins scores 19 points but at last got back and is in better j erable experience and portrayed their run in second string men. The Tars Will the Hatters at last get back against them while they could make condition now than he has been all' parts to perfection. Jake Edmonds feature of this game was the sensa- NEXT ISSUE into the old rut this year and defeat no impression on the Gators. Also, year. In Goofe and Gus the Hatters created a laugh whenever he moved. — to be — made first down only one time. The the Tars? That is the question which it is queer that Rollins should say have two small, but fast men for ends, "Slats" Slater and Steve Crombie tional short forward passes which the has been on the minds of every old that the Legion is the strongest de-, The Tars haye ends too, but it is felt wtre very good and held up their Athletic Issue Hatters used very effectively. The student in school for the last three fensive team in the state when the', that the Hatters have as good as any ends. A very important factor in Tars had absolutely no defense for months and it has been more so the Gators are recognized as one of the in the state at these positions. It the siicces of the play was the work *- ^ ^ these passes and the Hatters gained last week than at any other time. This strongest defensive teams in the i be interesting to see who gets the best of Graham King as stage manager at will by the air route. Stetson vis is a question which will not be ans- South—except Florida according to of the work on the ends during the and electrician. Graham sure'nuff STETSON SHOULD WALLOP ited Southern on the following week I wered for certain until after the Rollins. It is our firm opinion that game. put out some hard work. Niles Cun ROLLINS ON THANKSGIVING end and scored a close victory over i game. ningham, Blakely and Mullins were the Southerners in what the papers very efficient stage hands. "Cun The Tars have created no great the Tars will find a team on Thanks* All you have to do to gain a This will mean that we have un at that time said was the hardest ning" didn't do much work, but he istir in state football this year. They giving day that is just as strong de- j knowledge of the strength of the line questionably the second best foot fought game ever played in the | says that he had a good excuse. I have not played many games. In fensively as the Tampa American Le- is to look at the second quarter of the ball team in the state. And there stale. think personally that Niler would fact have played two coolegiate games. sion. Igame with the University of Florida. are many of us who would Ike to se* make a better stage door Johnnie the boys play that second period ove» No record could be found for 1917 One with Florida and the other with A great amount of excitement is ^ The Gators had the entire varsity in than an electrician. again with Florida. and it is presumed that the Hatters Southern. In the game with Florida being caused in the Tar camp by the, and yet were unable to score on the and Tars did not play that year. they had no chance to show anything, fact that they are supposed to have a ^ Hatters in this quarter. The Hat- The other day Ray Hon, and "Cun- \ The goal to beat Florida next yea» 1918 was the war year and the Hat while in the game with Southern they bag of tricks which wiU strike terror ters rather had thfe ball in Gator ter- niny" went down the river. Niles would be a good one. But as this pa ters did not have a gridiron machine. did not show anything. It is well into the Hatter hearts. It must be ritory most of the time. While the said they were going fishing. Ray per pushed the slogan to Hold Flori Also no record found for 1920 and known that the Tars did not piay any- a mighty big bag. It is claimed that, Hatter line was like a stone wall, said that there would be fish in the ^da , it is now pushing the slogan to 1919. j where near their best Football in the the Tars have been practicing these'in that game, they will be at least 40 river and on the river, too. \ Beat Rollins, in the same logical tricks ever since the first few days: (Contnued on page four) spirit it suggests holding Florida to In 1 921 on the Hatter gridiron the , game with Southern on Armistice I wonder how much Ollie paid to one or two touchdowns next year, and Tars scored on the Hatters for the j day and the Hatters are not underes have that curtain held up Friday, then follow up with the spirit to Beat first time and gained their' first vic timating them on this account. Wheth- night. i Florida. This is possible; the spirit tory. This was the green and whites' jer the Tars just had an off day Does anyone know where (in h—) j is developing. first game of the year and the Tars Iwitb Southern or whether they did Brackman played basketball before ôt the breaks of the game to win. I not play their best football because he came to Stetson? He claims that i And this is the aim of the Athletic Last year the Tats soundly trounc lall of the Hatter men were at the he has played football before, but— i.sEue. It will be a football one thru ed the Hatters in Wnter Park and game is not known. The chances are you know how it is. | and thru. The team will have the the Hatters have no alibis to offer. I that it was a little bit of both. Any IN MEMORIAM Wonder why Blakely sent so many right of way. Stetson's Football The Tars simply had the better team way, the showing in this game did telegrams to Ft. Lauderdale while on Team of 1923, the one of which we and that is all there is to it. The not fool the Stetson team and they the way back to DeLand? are proud. score was 25-0. know that they are up against a stiff ^ O The dedication of this issue will be It is reported that the Tars are opponent Thursday. LITCHFIEID COLTON Women campaign workers in properly placed. Pictures of the counting on adding another victory On compartive scores the Hatters Queens County, New York, demand team, coach, captain and manager ed half of the party campaign fund, will be in the paper. to the one of the last two years but have a little the best of the argu indicating that women's demands un it looks like they are going to be dis ment. The Hatters beat Southern 27 21 Yearii in Stetson der enfranchisement have fallen off Don't missrb! The Athletic Issue!! appointed. to 7 and the Tars defeated Southern about 50 per cept. —Boston Tran O 7-0 which would give the Hatters a script. We know a number of firms who The Tars have made a whole lot O would jump at the chance to pay M. of commotion all over the state in the margin of 13 points. The Gators de "Ford remains silent." Obviously Poincare a large salary to manage last two years about their victories in feated Rollins 28-0 and they defeated not running, thiJn.—Chicago Daily their collection departments.—Shoe 1921 and 1922. They certainly had the Hatters 27-0 which would give Journal. and Leather Reporter. WEDNESDAY^ ifOV. ;28, 1923.

STETSON COLLEGIATE WEEKLY with Ole Bull and other famous ***************************************** Official Student Publication musicians. He resolved to give his CELEBRATION * JOHN B. STETSON UNIVERSITY i son a musical education which * DeLand, Florida ! brought it about that Profesosr Col * Thanksgiving Turkey Dinner ton in his boyhood days was taught FOLLOWING ROLLINS GAME * t Printed By the * I pipe organ and held to the job till METROPOLITAN CAFE * SUN PUBLISHING COMPANY DREKA THEATRE RENTED. * I he became proficient in it. That side Charlie Leonard and Shiek Me * ANGEL H. CARRATT, Mgr. South Bou;evard of him DeLand did not know. * dith caught a lizzard in Miss Ne After beating Rollins on Thanksgiv North Boulevard, Del.and. Floridf^ I>eLand, :-: Florida As an engineer he had the privi- by's physic class. Leonard says ing, the biggest celebration in Stet ' C. W. DUKE, Jr., jlege of attempting a g-reat institu il reminded him of catching big garri son's history will be held. * Editor tion in a county alive with menj in Winter Haven. But from insi * * The celebration will not be confin- $1.00 $1.00 * BILLY WILLIAMS; solving engineering problems He j dope, we found out that the onljj' , . .. u x -n i, • j * I , . ' ^, ^ , , ^ , ed to the campus, but vnll be carried * * Circulation Manager j imbibed their ideals and had a prac- thing that he ever caught was a bac . ^.v , , % '. . , * C. T. PARSONS, I tical genius for assimilating them. Se ,, jto the heart of the town people. * ênu .' ^ , ^ 1 1 • i The Collegiate is sponsoring and * * Business' Manager. was familiar with the operations of All you students who are plannnu , , . ^, i i. j.- T-> * , , . mi. 1 • • backing the celebration. Everyone * Celery Soup Pickles Olives STANLEY CULP, all machinery in an iron shop, and to go home before Thanksgiving .„ ° , i r, ^ • * * J ,T J- J. î. ^ 1 T, 11- 1 I vill want to celebrate in some manner * Sports skillful in the teaching of mechanical dont forget that we play Rollins hen -r. ^ .• T> n- j • ** ^, ^ , , ^, I , ^ after beating Rollins and proving we ^ Roast Florida Turkey, Oyster Dressing * A. \Y. BATES, drawing and descriptive geometry. on that day and the team needs your , ,, JT,X4--J.I-* , , have the second best team in the i î. Cranberry Sauce * General Manager One of his pet courses was the one support. hav_^_ê_ the second best team in the 1^ in drawing. This he expanded into Ask Bob Blakely what made him * . ' . Snowfilake Potatoes Baby Lima Beans Reporters machine design and architectural send so many telegrams to Ft. Lau-i ^here is more fun in a crowd. A * Green Peas * * Pumpkin Pie or Plum Pudding * Alpha Xi Delta Loiira Hudson drawing. Many of the beautiful homes derdale i little organization plus co-operation * * Pi Beta Phi -... Minna Cunningham about DeLand felt the artistic impress The many foUowei-s of the winter ^^^" P"*^ °^^^ ^^^ ^'^^^^^ celebration Coffee Tea or Ice Tea * Delta Delta Delta Lillian Trice of Professor Colton's mind, and some pastime are anxiously awaiting the ^te*^"^ ^^^^^^^^ ^f^ .^f «^; ^ f«°^^/Î * 50c Regnlar Dinner as Usual * Sigma Nu Alonzo Meadows of the students who have gone out arirval of *Frank Hobson, star for-'^^^^y^- ^^^^ Collegiate has rented Pi Kappa Phi ...... Charles Bossert from Stetson owe him a debt for ward of last year's team. }*« theatre for the day The Dreka i**************************************** Phi Kappa Delta Geo. Crombie The writer has frequently played Gradually, but surely. Coaches^^^^^^'^ management had already *** Kent Club ...•. Elvin Bass the excellence of their achievements, Farris and Gulp are rounding theP^^^^^ ^ «*^"^^' attraction, had ad- * Krucible Club Billy Parsons tennis with Professor Colton, and oc- giris sextet into championship cali-^^^^^^^î extensively, and because of * * School of Scandal ? ? ? ? casonally golf, and can testify to the bre. . " ^ê added expense the adniissiop will | * Theta Alpha Phi .... Howard Gallant superior intimate knowledge he had Why so many glad faces around the I^^ advanced to 50 cents. Thanksgiy- J Alpha Phi Epsilon .... Ollie Edmunds of both games. He was skillful in ex-! campus? Oh, I see, Wednesday is^f^ ^^^^? ^ ^"^^^^^ "^^""[^ ordinanly *Th e Oaks Hotel * * Chaudoin Hall Gertrude Odell ecutive ialso. The only limitation I drawing night. , draw a big crowd to the theatre How- | * Kollege Klatter Henry Brackman on him being an affection of the heart | Professor Bendrat took his Academ-^ ^^.^^-^ ^^^ Collegiate reduces the ad- ^ * Sigm^ Nu Phi Hall Shepherd Corner Claia and Rich * which made it dangerous for him to! ic Zoology class on an excursion andl?"^*.^^^ P"'^^ *« everyone m the Uni- * * Campus Gossip Clark Mullens I play either game. i shojved the different birds. And ev-;^"'^\f- ,^ ^ , , ^ * Phi Sigma Eta J. H. LePla In recognition of Professor Colton's'01 yone concerned had a good time I Let s show the town peope the pep | * * Phi aKppa Phi ..." Bob Rhoden ' attainments in science, in engineering, j and obtained much from the axcud-;^""^ ^P'"^ we have. It is a lot of fun ^ * !in architecture, and in hundred sub-' on. Ask Albert Wing. 1^^^ "f *« ce ebrate m Chaudoin or * Thaoksgiviog Dinner Ijects the President of-the University^ Guess who was here last Monây^;^'^:^^::- ThaXgU^gJ * recommendedProfessor Colton to the None other than the famous Luckie * PROF. L. COLTON Day the whole town wil be in good trustees for a degree which was duly: Chariie Rodes. Chariie came here in * conferred upon him, and for which he I a hurry and from all outward appear-imood. After winning the game the $1.00 12:30 to 2:00 $1.00 * DIES SUDDENLY OF I time will be ripe to stage some of our * again and again expressed his grati-; ances left in the same fashion Char-1 * tude. lie IS well known here to the older i„colleg„ „i e spirit in ,tow . n whereui -th e towmi.n * * HEART DISEASE A • I. u 1 • TD ..,.,. , . . , . , . ' people are used to assembling. The * Anyone who has ever been in Pro- students for good spirit and Jokmg' theatre will have a good house full Have a Real Turkey Dinner that night, a well laid snappy pro * DEATH CLAIMS POPULAR Ifessor Colton's home will recall the!way. I wonder who is sorry? Now' * . jjj_!very artistic character of its furnish-'for further information see a certain gram will wai*m them up and show * LETIC DIRECTOR OF STET ing. He had the instincts of an ar-' young lady in DeLand Hall. them a thing or two. J before attempting to undergo such a strain as seeing |; SON UNIVERSITY. tist. He had taste, a sense of beauty, | g^b Matthews made the trip with It would be a great thing to award minutest details. His house had the Chariie. Mr. Matthews is from Ft.' the letters that night. The town peo * the Stetson and Rollins game. il ple supported the team this year. Let (By Dr. LINCOLN HULLEY) a sense of proportion, running, to the .Lauderdale and is well known in ath- them see the football boys, aind let Professol' Litchfield Colton ,was thate workappearanc, warme oanf ad magician'attractivse hanran^d Jigîcs throughout that part of the state, He also holds some track re-1 them in on some of the college ways. suddenly stricken with an attack of beautiful. cords How about looking over the | This is a good opportunity to reach the heart on Friday evening, down I Mrs. Colton, the very worthy and i THE OAKS ! town in DeLand, and when the physi- congenial maker of this home, shared! iôl. dth schooe besl tan d I afn sure you \Yill find the heart of the town people; the Collegiate has rented the theatre, j ** » * cians, hurriedly summoned, arrived, with the Professor all his niceties of' * they pronotinced him dead. taste in decoration. Their friends Bob Blakely and John Odom 3>.-Jthe plans are under way—everybody * Corner Kich and (Jlara * Professor Colton was bom in New found a welcome at her hands, cheer turned with them to Ft. Lauderdale. work toward a sure enough celebra * * England. His father was a graduate around their hearth, kindliness and Bob and John claim to have estab tion. * * lished a record coming back, making ^*************************************** of Yale College. With such parent good fellowship in a high degree. ,,, , . . ^^ , „ ,. Dreka theatre. Thanksgiving night age education for his'son was a mat :..,,„ -J i> i- T. ; the trip m 11 hours. Believe mv>, about eight o'clock. Cheer leaders will lead songs and Lloyd George predicts tkat Russia ter of course. I At the Presidents suggestion Pro-i,, ^, . The band wil ead the shirtrtail pa cheers. The team should be present is getting ready to seize Germany. We I J. ^ ,, J J J. that s going some, rade to town. can't think of any worse luck to wish In his youth Mr. Colton was sent •fessor Colton was advanced from an^ in body. If possible some pictures either of them. —Nashville Southern ; instructorship to a professorship, Conrad Open Air Garage is still I Short speeches should be made by cf the team in action will be shown Lumberman. (President Hulley, Mayor Campbell, on the screen. to Phillip's Academy, one of the and his salary increased on four dif-j^"" ^"^ ^"y day one may see some National Prohibition will( not car famous latin grammar schools of the ferent. occasions. He was actively ^ Pô"îsing young mechanics at work, jCoach Allen, Captain Boyle, and The theatre program for the day ry conviction until its violations do.— ^Manager Henderson. world. He later attended the Mass-, interested in all the affairs of the i Tom Reese says that the old bus is Gloria Swanson in ZAZA, Norfolk Virginian-Pilot. achusetts SchoJôf Technology. ! college. He became a member of one ' still runs. You don't mean still, but Twenty - or^Hears ago l^ôfessor of the Greek letter, fraternitrs, the,yet.^ _ ********************^ê^*^^^^^^^îê^^^^^****^***************** her of the S+f^tôn factulty in the cap- of the engineers PiilP^Sif ^s 'JrtWWêr"' Spider CarswefTsays that he wish- * ^ . ^ acity of athletic coach and instructor the faculty committeclube, ochairman athletics,n of' eShies hke Mereditknew ahs mucand hOverlan about da ca'Reesr aes in mechanical engineering. He ac- and took a hand in all the athletic | You have to start from the bottom,! * J cepted the position and came. Since contests in one way or another thatj Spider That's the way they did'I * About 8:00 R M. About 8;00 P. M. that time he had heen continually occurred on the campus. i and they claimed that it didn't tako âssociated with the University. Several years ago Professor Colton them as long to take it apart as it did k. Professor Colton was a skilful became aware of a very serious con- to have the garage to put it back player in many forms of manly sports, dition of the heart with complica-1 gob Roden says that their is always He was expert in tennis, in golf and tions. He frequently complained of jpoo^jj f^j, ^^^g ^^^^.^ .^ .. . * in football. He played all these games headaches and heart attacks ajnd ; courts. No not for one, but'forTwo' * m a superior way, and he had a spells. He carried remedies on his j Henry Mullens says that he IS * knowledge cf them belonging to few person for quick action in the event'afraid old Lizzie wouldn't stand"the * ^ Following Rollins Game^ outside of the professionals. of these attacks. He was under the g^ff, so he left it in the city that is * * For some years after coming to De- advice of Dr. Stevens of DeLand for jjj Crescent City * Land he lived with the boys in the some time. He came back to thel vt ^-4- r\ u " . • * East lisi: Dormitory. Those were his University this fall assuring every-! ,,"^ ^''7^^, ^^^\^^l ^'/^ f^'^'^ * * bacheior days. Tney were also earn- body that he felt better, that the'*^^^ ™' Y^f^ to Sanford. So i,s * * est days, such any you.^g professor doctor was going to let him pj^y, Bas^^^âjthough he is from Palm Beach, if *^ good * * knows, in the mastery of the subjects eighteen holes bf golf, that he felt,' man gone wrong. M-A-Y-B-E, * lie was tec.ching and the routine of physically fit, and on one occasion * Word came to the Collegiate offic v'ork. said that he never felt better in his * es late yesterday afternoon that Mr. Professor Colton was a good mixer, life, I * Berkley Lambert had signed to man * * and lived on easy terms with all the This was all a part of the optimism * * age an Independent team at Hisks- * fellows in the dormitory. He entered that was constitutional with Pro- ville, Ga Also that he was taking*} * heartily into their sports, shared fessor Colton.* He gave many mani- * * a combination of stars with him to * * their trials and vicissitudes, and form- festations of his heart troubles, and help reinforce the team. All that * * ed lasting friendships with the men though he may not have known it, the reporters could get out bf the star * * of the hall, who to this day recall him and would hardly have admitted it, * * was that he was planning to get to * as a man, a hale-fellow-well-met in he was really in no condition to resist gether a comb|ination bf stars such * the best sense. the frets and worries and perplexities that have never been assembled to * A warm friend of Professor Col- and discouragements that go with gether on a baseball diamond. So ton in those days was Professor Sears life. His friends noticed this, and did far Manager Lambert has had ample who lived in Stetson Hall-and had everything they could do jolly him luck, having already the name of Joe charge of the men living in that up. Dreka Theatre Rented Jennings on the dotted line. Lambert haU. Mr. êars had eharge of the His death came suddenly with the * expects to iclose transactions with * baseball. Mr. Coltob of the foot- ^hock of surprise and yet something Chipley Dunn. "Billy Hoppe" Hoop- * !'^"^^"i-^_.*'?!'l.'Â^J^!l^!luy^?^^^^^ ^^ke the catestrophy might have been | ;r"ha^raWturaed7n"hircoSrac\'7nd tween them, in respect to the winning expected. At the time°the heart at- it is expected that his naine will ap Band will lead Snake Dance to Theatre and losing of games. tack occurred he was engaged with pear on the lineup of the Hicksville Professor Colton was an intense the coach, Mr. Horace Allen, in dis- Swanns. With such a collection of student of football and golf. During mussing football plans. He put up a stars Hicksville should have one of Then Leaders will lead Cheers the summers north, for many years, g^^^ gg^t during this fall term, as- the fastest organizations in that part he availed himself of the opportuni- guêd unnecessary burdens in con-of Georgia. and Singing ty that came to him to meet the best section with it, and now he is dead, Oh, about the play. Adam and minds in these sports and; to glean | information has just reached the Eva was one of the best ever given by from them the fruits of their special ^jêr that Dr. Taylor of the Episco- the Dramatic frateriTity. It would be studies. These results he brought pî church will conduct service over useless to try and tell the star for in Short speeches will be in order from President with him to Stetson and gave to the ^^g ôdy on Sunday afternoon at 2:30 fact there was no particular star. ^^y^- \ o'clock. It is understood that his Each one played his or her part HuUy, Mayor Campbell, Coach Allen, Captain Boyle, In those days Stetson put on the fj.3tej,îty will likely attend in a good. iield scientific teams, well drilled m ^^dy. His mf#tal remains will be WILL MEET YOU AT THE AN and Manager Henderson. football and baseball. They were hard taken north and there cremated, in NUAL STETSON-ROLLINS FOOT to beat and the credit of it on the, accordance with his wishes when BALL GAME. ALSO football fieild was due to Professor gjj^g O Colton's superior teaching. He had Professor Colton leaves with us all PITH THE LION good material and he knew how to I a good name. He had high ideals It was a rather small circus and develop the bays as players in the j and wrought nobly to achieve them. carried but one lion, one tiger, one Gloria Swanson in ZAZA various positions. iHe leaves behind him many memories elephant and so on down the list. Professor Colton married the lady •.o n the campus, manv friends who will After the trainer had put the lion through his paces, an elderly lady ap- of his choice, the daughter of a physi- ^^^^ ^^^ „ote of his dearture Tbe peiared at the cage door and remark cian, at Worcester, Afassachusetts,: j^j^^ly sympathies and condolence ed: the present Mrs. Colton, now hisj^f this whole community go out in "Aren't you afraid that this ferci- widow, and brought her to DeLand, | pj.ofound respect to his widow. Un- ous beast will attempt to make a fi a sympathetic sharer in the univer- dertaker J. A. Allen is in charge of nal meal of you some day?" "To tell you the truth, ma'am," •*^*y- . funeral arrangements. confided the man in the dazzling uni Regular Admission 50c Professor Colton was gifted in Q form, "if business doesn't get any University 35c many ways. His father had been _ i. i.*. j.- x ^.i. • T • better. I'm afraid I'll have to make a -^ , ^. . ,r 1 .-1-1 Too much attention to the pip-skm final meal of this fercoious beast."— '4 ^***********************************^ after graduation from Yale an expert I ^Qegn,^ help the sheepskin.—Detroit American Legion Weekly. ?*****. maker of violins on intimate terms ijêws. WEDNESDAY, NO 1923.

STRAY GREEK NEWS Wood—'What are kisses good for * **************************************** We have received a fresh any way?" * **«• shipment of Kappa Alpha Mason—"For their face value, on * ^ * THE RAT TRAP * Wm. S. Fielding spent the week lv." * end among friends in DeLand. * ^ * Delta Kappa Epsilon Creed of the College Man— DREKA'S STUafeLlNG AROUND I • ~' * Nunnally's | Mr. Whitnell spent the week-end Live a fast life, die young, and DeLand, Florida, Since 1878 in DeLand among friends. have a good looking corpse. Stuml ling around, stumbling around, J DeLand, Florida, Since 1878 * Phi Delta Theta Stuml ling aroun' this old town, Thanksgiving f Stuml ling here and stumbling there, * ' . f Arthur Doty spent the week-end Bill Gunby—"—and did ycu sweep * •• * visiting friends in DeLand. under the carpet?" Stuml ling everywhere; I Do Your Christmas Shopping EARLY | Sigma Chi Bass—"Yes, sir, I always sweep ev And ; must declare * R. M. Huntley spent the week-end erything under the carpet." That on every thoroughfare * CANDYJ in DeLand. He also spent the week J O You 1 Jap from crag to crag— TORSEY, POIRET TWILL, SERGE AND SILK * * An assortment of j end among friends. FIRST VOCAL RECITAL Ever^ corner has its snag— * Mr. Marvin was in DeLand for the Whilejgoing around this lovely town! STREET DRESSES * BY MRS. KENEFICK'S It's tie sewer, it's the sewer. * week-end among friends. * Chocolates I Louis Osinsky spent Saturday and CLASS THURSDAY It's the sewer we are building! * Taffeta, Georgette and Chiffon * Notice all the holes! Notice all the * Sunday in DeLand among friends. * * that will satisfy the most The first of the monthdy vocal re holes! * citals to be given by the pupils of * * critical Watch this column for stray Greek Mrs. Mra'ion Kenefick v/as held on Notice all the holes! * * This natty town, please, * EVENING DRESSES news. Thursday afternoon at the University Logks like a swiss cheese. * . O s and was greatly enjoyed by a num ^*** **** *— * ber of people from town. As I go tumbling over each mound, These recitals are given for the &****************************' 1 crashing to the ground, KOLLEGE KLATTER benefit of the pupils that they may Stumbling around! * * FISHER Drug Co. j become accustomed to singing before —SPEARMINT. . 1 1 an audience. * 23be l&XClSlJL JfOrm *— * The recital of Thursday afternoon * * Pug—"Why didn't you kick that was of exceptional merit in many Visitors need not be alarmed at * SERVICE * the sight bf freshman smoking about * * The Best Drug Store Service last field goal, Covy?" ways as some of the pupils sung for * * Covy: "Sorry, Coach, but I prom their first time and they showed care the campus—they're probably so * AT THE * ised never to touch another drop." ful training in Deportment as well as green they couldn't burn, anyhow. * * voice culture that they are receiving * * from this department. * * "Here!! What do you mean by After hearing the solos and listen-, Thje lates• ,t productio-. n by J. O. Ed- * * Don't eat Peanuts with your feeding that kid yeast cake??" ing to the fine talent that was shown I "^^"^s might be properly entitled, * THE PALACE * eyes, "Oh, he just swallowed fifty cents in° Soprano, Alto, Tenor and Bass, | "My First Kiss," at least we hope * * * * Judge by flavor, not by size. of mine and I'm trying to raise the there is no fear but what we can have so. * dough." the best concerts and operas as is i * now being carried out and work al-kyH^x ^ju JÊ JUDGE SAY? s * ready begun. Also the last week inimr,„^„ „„ • -i ji -MT- p* G MUSIC "What's the matter with the or * * "SNOWNUT" February which is to be n,usicaliB,^^^.^^,« ^ ^^""^ ^^^^ ^^"^ ^^^ô"^^' * * chestra?" week, when several concerts and op Who took her case to the Jury, * "Why, they were playing 'Beside era will be given. There is some Said she: "Car Ninety-three has in * 0 EATS SALTED PEANUTS a Babbling Brook,' and they got all splendid talent shown along this line jured my knee." * * and through the hard and earnest ef Said the jury: "We're from Mis * * wet." forts of Mi's. Kenefick the cooperati- * 0 DRINKS * "The dainty, delicious kind" on of her pupils there is no reason souri." * * First Pup—"Sir, I've a sad tale to why Stetson cannot have the best —DEVILLETTE. * * disclose." , glee clubs and singers in the state. * D TOBACCOS * Second Pup—"Don't let it bother Dr. Thiot was telling how he look * * The glee club expects to go on sev * * you, sonny, it's all behind you." eral tours in the state, and no mat ed forward to the opening of the sea * * FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE ter where they go, they will undoubt son so that he might go "dear hunt * Make our store your headquarters. * Bellhop (after guest has rung for edly make a^ name for Stetson that ing." All of us look forward to she has never had before. «, i., *• »> i. x. i. * THE ten minutes)—"Did you ring, sir?" The first concert to be given is to dear hunting season but some have ******************************* Guest—"No, I was tolling— I beheld in Sanford on the 7th of De-l<^ne misfortune of hunting many sea- thought you were dead." cember and on the 14th there is one! sons (and out of season) and finding ^*************************************** WRIGHT STUDIOS I to be held at the University Auditori- no "dear." >^-. V _ * 132 South Boulevard j Johnnie—"Mother, I just seen—" * The following is the program that FULL SIZED PICTURE OF THE I Mother-—"Johnnie, where's your was rendered Thursday afternoon: * Will firi.sh your KODAK WORK I grammar?" De Voppah Moon. (Shelley), Girl's RALLINS TEAM AFTER THE * ' if left at any of the I .* Johnnie—"That's just it—I just Double Quartette. STETSON TEAM HITS STUDENTS * following places: j' All the World is Waiting for Sun THEM ) seen her at the barber shop getting * her hair bobbed." shine (McFarland), Ruby Glenn Ben * Bracey Drug Store [ nett. * Cor. Boulevard and Indiana * Aftei'wards .^Mullei-,) Bernard * King Drug Co. | Jilted One- -"Away with the wo- Kane. I are invited to place their * Landis Block, In(Jianaave. f men!" There are Fairies at the Bottom of * * Jilted two— 'I wish I had it.' our Garden (Lehman), Esther AU- accounts here sheimer. YOU ijRECOGNIZE THEM? DON'T DeLand Piano and Music Go. i Salesman—"Here is a pair of pa On the Roll of the Open Sea (Pe No. Boulevard, bet. Indiana I trie), Ed Henderson. YOU?! QUITE NAl-URAL? and Rich I jamas that you will never wear out." * Stone—"Er, yes, they are rather Summer's Lullaby, Quartette. * Jean (Burleigh), Beth Brownlee Pete reports that out in Oklahoma -^ Same Good Service • * loud for street -weary -ar^n-'^ they ?^" '»"-Ouug In My HeaxL^fssr slRSinerâe ¥aw a man' fisKing in ** Same Prices (Hamblen), J. Paul Edmunds, an oil ipool near an oil well. • * A girl in Jahonnesboro recently ran Piano Solo, Album Leaf (Gurtz- * for 56 miles. The report didn't say macher), Thelma Rosholt. "Wh«.t in tl.c w rid are you do Our Facilities are at' Your * The Wright Studios is the only ing?" say^Pno. place in DeLand where tbe ser whether the man got away or not. Duet, Were I a Birdling (Jadas?, vice of professional photogra sohn), Louise and Elizabeth Kene- "Fishin'." was the •pC'^t snswer. fickl "Yqu dumb-bell," Ptte remarked, Service * phers of long experience do your "Tell me," said the old lady to the work. " On the Road to Mandalay (Oley "the ^|ery idea; did you ever bear of * old soldier, "were you cool in bat * Speakc), Thomas Stout. any citchins; iish i:; oil?" . tle?" Ho, Mister Piper (Curran), Persis * Burns. "Dumb-beil vvursclfl rbouled the * "Cool?" said the truthful veteran, mad man "'never hoar of ourdines?" * "why I fairly shivered." Fotch, Erlong -de Hoe-Cake (Fear- * is), Quartette. * Sweet Miss Mary (Neidlinger), Ride, and the girls ride with you. EPITAPH AGAIN—HE'S STILL, * Dorothy tJnderhill. TOO Volusia County Bank * Walk, and, you walk alone. O * i Here's to a yoiing man from Brazil, * SENIOR CLASS OF COLLEGE Who invented a new kind of still, *• Prof. Hiefner (to Com. Arithmetic LIBERAL ARTS PLAN PLAY class)—"This is the last bellj please Then he lit his cigarro * & Trust Co. *• And much to his sorrow don't flap your ears as you walk The Senior class of the College of out." He and the still, both were as nil. Liberal Arts held a meeting Tuesday — JOLLY JOHN noon, and decided to adopt a class **************************************** Heard at Football Practice— ring, an anyx with the Stetson seal. Miss Graves—"In what position do THE DENTIST The Senior classes of the past years view this grave witb gravity the Collegiate comes out, but we go HATS you play, Mr.. Tear?" Jack—"Bent Over." have not had rings, and we hope that | jje's filling his last cavity. on indefinitely. Come again, with we are establishing a precedent at ED. U. KATER. those fine contributions.. CAPS Stetson, that^the future classes will 0. KER. ALL STETSON Mr. Dunn—"Son are you afraid of follow. A ring committee was ap work?" Isn't that a strange order for -0- pointed as follows: Miss Dorothy things^ having Thanksgiving before A TESTIMONIAL Gus—"Not a bit. I can lie right Douglas, Miss Charlotte Farington, STODENTS down beside it and go to slpep." the estams. It would seem a more Gentlemen: I am a young woman and Mr. Henry Pixley. natural order the cJither -vfey—i Q twent-^-two years old, small and pret Bradley The class also discussed plans for students would be thankful for b - ty. For years. I was very bashful. AND THEIR FRIENDS Bass—Loan me your gloves?' the annual senior play and a com One day read in our magazine the Leonard—"Can't do it. Laura told ing passed the exams and the facu. 7 advertisement of Plain Pills for Bash will find a hearty mittee was appointed who decided on thankful for having had an opportu Sweaters me last night that her hands were cold a very unique plan never before pre ful Beauties and ordered a box. Be welcome at the and gave them to her." nity to get even with their students. fore that I was so bashful that I sented at Stetson. Sh-sh, it's a se would not let a handsome young man cret you'll find out next spring. kiss me that I had known all my life. How doth the gentle laundress STUDENTS BEWARE— It has been the custom of Stetson EXAMS ARE NEAR But since taking one box of pills any Search out the weakest joints. the last few years for some two or handsome young man can kiss me. I TULIP The Men's Shop And always tear off the buttons three members of the class to write Oh, a fool there was and he bowed am still taking the pills!—Judge. At most stategic points. 'f himself down the class play. Year ; before , Itast, A CAREFUL MAN We invite you to make Twenty-Fifth Night, a , <^lightful (Even as yoii and I) W. W. WATTS, "Fawthei^ cawnt eat this soup." comedy of Stetson life was given and To a man in a professional gown A motorist meeting an old colored our place headquarters man trudging along a dust road, gen Proprietor "Waiter, bring the gentleman an last year a dramatization of Longfel (Even-as you and I) when downtown. other soup." erously offered him a lift. low's Hiwatha was given in the open But we said, "Wait, for the end to "No sah, thank you, sab", said the I Waiter, bringing the gentleman air theatre. This year the committee come." old man. "Ah reckon ma ol' laigs rome more soup. is planning something entirely dif The fool, he thought that the man will take me 'long fast enough." Soda Fountain) "Jack says I'm something to "Fa\vther, still I cawnt eat this ferent and one that will by far ex- was dumb "Aren't afraid, are you, uncle? Service adore." soup." cell either of the two. The play com (Even as ypu and I) Have you ever been in an automo "Does he mean that you're a belle "Well—why in the hell can't bile?" or a knocker?" mittee was appointed as follows: you?" "Nevah but once, sah," was the Is the best and our Can Misses Forrest Mae Talbot, Ruth And the fool kept singing that sad reply, "and den Ah didn't let all mah dies are homemade and Zig: "Why is a fast auto driver "Fawther, I have no spoon." Jennings,* and Elizabeth Dozier. tefrain, weight down." called a scorcher?" (Even as you and I) always fresh. O-^ O Zag: "He goes out at a hot pace, There is a fellow at Conrad that "I can pass this course without using "Any fish around here, farmer?" makes pedestrains boiling mad, warms wears his girl's picture in his watch PHI SIGMA ETA my brain." "Not now. Used to be plenty." 128 N. Boulevard-Phone 18 up the police, gets roasted in court, "Yes, I assume that from the and calls it a burning shame." case because he thinks he can learn (Even as you and I) "Where Good Things and to love her in time. The Phi Sigma Eta held its regular He went merrily on to the end of the enormous piles of sardine cans." Good People Meet" "I say, y'know, all- these bills are I meeting last night, .at which time a term We love this world dated months before we were mar Dr. Hulley (in Chapel)—"If there i motion was made and carried that And then the professor crushed the More than we uster; ried." is a barber among you students 11 the Phi Sigma Eta designate January worm. Our neighbor's raised "Yes, darling, I know they are." think I can give him a good job Sat- 10th of each year as Memorial Day, A crowless rooster. "Well, it's a bit thick to expect me (Eyen as you and I) CALLING IT SQUARE to pay for the bait I was caught urday." (Rubbing his hand thru his'and that the fraternity attend church i • She had arrived in the little station hair.) |in a body on this date or the first Sun- Perhaps some husky European with." Oh, tê line we use, and the poor country would like to have a mandate in Vermont on a cold, stormy evening, 1 day thereafter, the members to wear j excuse for Oldahoma.—New York Tribune. and had hired an old man to drive It's hard to understand what some Crombie—"Last night I dreamt I the flower of the fraternity on this And t|he.irnpresricn we try to leave her to her friend's farm up among motorists are driving at. occasion; January 10th being the date the bills. The roads were in bad con was married to the most beautiful Goe 'I'br naught with a man who is Jess Willard has been caught read dition from the storm, and the ride girl in all the world." this fraternity was founded. older than we ing the Literary Digest, • but that was altogether at. uncomfortable one. "Here is the art gallery." Icabelle—"Oh, George! Were we The matter of the fraternity pur should not be held against him.— eing that he is older than we, Canton News. "How inuch do I owe you?" she Sweet Thing: "Let's go in and happy?" chasing a law dictionary for the use asked, un arriving at her destination. touch up our faces a bit." heartily up his sleeve. of the business college students was —DUKE 'SMIXTURE. "Well, ma'am," said the old man, Thomas—"Can you dance?" taken up and Secretary McPherson One moral from the Rembrandt "my reg'lar price is a dollar, but Have you ever noticed how polite scandal is that a lot of forgers CP seein' as it's sech a bad night and the trees are? They always bough Lewis—"No, but I can hold them authorized to order the same. The a student may finish his term tainly know how to throw paint.— the goin' so terrible, I'll call it 75 before leaving. And yet they bark! while they dance." meeting then adjourned. fson before the next issue of Chicago Daily News. cents." WEDNB-5!?5Y, .HPV. 28, 1923. OPHELIA ***************************':i^**^-**************^****.)i:*****ga HATTER GRIDDERS Dear dead Ophelia! Kneeli ii "Make This Week ii Continued from Page 1 grave Tuxedo Week," We take thy woes to heart. Hart Schaffner & Marx Clothes n per cent stronger for the game with more fair Say Mr. P. S. Leonard the Tars. Where this improvement Enriched with all that's gold the | ifi Stetson Hats Manhattan Shirts Walk Over Shoes Gods ne'er gave 1 * v/ill be and in what manner it will ii Join our Club and save show itself cannot be stated. The To mortal. Thou didst shine la dia- • ^ money Tars will know though, when the mond rare. ^& game starts. ii V. M. FOUNTAIN CO. ii In the backfield the Halters have The vestal virgîns well mig U-Need-a no need for worry. They have four grace ***************-**************************^êie**************** And purity like thine. fowerful regular backs and thr Gordon Huie of the class of '23, Tailoring, Cleaning and good men to send in if they are need first ********************************îijîHi&*c^^* Pressing Club A maiden clad in robes was a visitor at the House last week. ed. Covington at one-half is without The Delta Mu Chapter announce % * doubt, one of tbe best backfield men whose face ii Phone 28 Arcade Entrance The my would resemble if it dj rst. the pledging of Herold Silsby. in the state. Covey had a bad in 0 DREKA BUILDING jury just before the Southern game PI KAPPA PH was. No one would have known it But thou art human blush i I from his playing. Covey is an excel That prints itself on both thy "ijiheeks Pi Kappa Phi wishes to announce * lent kicker also. From the kickoff proclaims ^' the pledging of Mr. George Clark, of ii it is hard to find any better. He gets •Sc- To Hamlet's wooing. What a Ridden Milford, Conn. height and if he wishes to do so, he ^& I Greeting Cards rush Thursday evening the pledges of ^& gets ristance. In one game this year GAME45 - Of mingled hopes and fears have Pi Kappa Phi entertained the old nien I FOR ALL OCCASIONS he kicked off seventy-six yards. Be with an informal dinner at the Ingle- ii sides this Covey is a capable punter joined your names!- AT 3:00 P. M. I Framed Mottoes hart Inn. Mr. Rodger Ford was as well as drop kicker. He can boost • • y Toastmaster, and handled the busi I The heartless fates raised hig% the I Picture Books them over right regular from the 30 ness of the evening in fine style, show * and 35-yard dine and fairly so on up lively joy Gifte of Every Of both. Heart spoke to heart and ing especial ability in the fine arts ^& to 45. He can be called on to try 4& Description each to each of the knife and fork.', Rodger wel I for the goal after touchdown if ne {& Pledged warm the troth that angels comed the old men with an "It's all THANKSGIVING ^& cessary. Whitnell at the other half I Reeve & Howard most employ here, bbys, but if it ain't, we'll get ii backs post cannot be beat. Whit is * I The Book Store In bringing Heaven within our human it for you." Mr. Frankie Talton re easily the fastest man on the club reach. plied on behalf of the old men, and and has a football head that is of Mr. George Clark was formally pre great value in directing the team. sented to everyone. Then everyone Whit also has an educated toe. He can^ Then first on Hamlet fell the , cruel stings proceeded to get on the outside of a get his punts off for 50 and 60 very fine dinnei'. During the meal, yards, also is an excellent drop kick And barl^s of fortune. It were mad ness sure several were called upon for im er from any reasonable distance and promptu talks, and some of the at writers To feign such madness and to give generally makes-, the try for point af tempts were quite humorous. Mr. swift wings ter touchdown. This makes two men Kerfoot Bryant spoke on the dark The Ideal Portable Typewriter for THE To rumoi's that his wits no more en who can do the kicking satisfactor subject of "Why I Talk in My Sleep." dure . the Student ily. Mr. Ed Henderson Was next given the WATER'S At quarterback is Courtney. This floor and described as a Model Rat, The thus little fellow certainly eats up the bitter cup of wormwood although the model was evidently Everything in Office Supplies ALWAYS ground when he gets his short legs to was pressed crooked, as he couldn't stand up going. He is one of the hardest men To thine own lips. To hear him once straight. Mr. "Billy" Sundy, the on the club to stop. He is also a deny Pride of Delray, was called upOn for THE ALLEN-WHITE CO. FINE good receiver of forward passes and He ever knew or loved thee or had his life history, but declined because makes excellent interference. The blessed he said it would have been neces Next Door to the Tulip Thy name drove reason from her main strength of Courtney is on the sary to include one of the old men »(>«*& AT defense. No man on the club is as throne to die. in some of the shady spots. Mr. sur3 a tackier as this boy, and when Charles Bossert, the understudy of his DeLEON he nails his man he stays down. He Thy father weltering Mr. Sundy, was asked for a talk up s also good on the defense against life's blood on the "Advantages of City Life," the forward pass. Jack Teare, ex- Thrust through, by Hamlet with one but regretfully declined,' pleading in Rollins' star is playing at the full fatal jab experience. Next Mr. Bill Rhodes, ?JJ*************************************** back position and making a good job Behind the arras sent a chill to brood fratre in urbe, spoke a few words on * COME ON IN A fever in thy brain, a second stab. * of it. Jack was largely instrumental the future in store fipr the rats. Mrs. * in the defeat of the Hatters last year Kenefick, accompanied on the piano * and he is gong fto turn it around on Unused to aught but kindliness and by Miss Keizer, rendered iêveral se How * the Tars this year. care lections which were highly appreciat * From those who worshipped iit thy * For reserves, the Hatters have ed. Smokes were passed around and * Ponce DeLeon three good men in Mortiz, Hon and feet to gain Mr. Sundy spent the rest of the eve * The smile of happiness that alli might ning pleasantly engaged in blowing To Do It * Johnson. * When it comes to kicking, the Hat- share | g.,yg smoke in Mr. Layton's face. After Thestjf, fri|[|^t,fnl p-nrrp- "T-'rljJf fatherly advice oy Mr. Jeri- thee * 11 is easy to open an account wiin us. come. up to, if not exceed, either the pam. nings, the gathering broke up, every * boots of Covington or Whitnell. This * Come in and say, "I want to open an account." And now we hear thee singing one declaring that he had spent a * man is a husky lineman and has in very pleasant evening. * "How much do you wish to deposit," we ask. creased the strength of this depart ful runes Mid playful pleadings, laughter; inter O * ment of play. He can also be called M. and M. CLB * You tell us, perhaps the amount is only a dol The world is getting more liberal back to kick or carry the ball. spersed * lar, and then we fix up a pass book for you, anyway. In the old days heretics Summing it all up, while it is fool Like jangled bells. Oh who ; may * were placed on the rack, and now know the tunes M. and M. meeting as usual last I* entering the amount of your deposit. they are placed on the first page. — ish to predict the score, we will give Tuosday night, though the program '* San Francisco Chronicle. ' the Hatters a victory by ten points. In which a brain unhinged may still * After that we get your Official "John Hancock" be versed. was somewhat of a disappointment, * as the member of the factulty sched * on a card so that we will always know your uled to speak could not do so. An * signature. As if misfortune could no farther go * Some demon hurled thee a dreadful impromptu program on "Friendship" * And then you add regularly to your account **** doom was given. Miss Zita Bellamy read * vtf and are the better off for it. * By drowning. Thus is piled up woe the Scripture lesson from the fif * * * teenth chapter of John, which she fol * * ON YOUR WAY * on woe * * That end not till the grave yawns at lowed by her views on friendship. * * Mr. J P. Edmunds, Mr. J. F. Smith, COME IN TO-DAY * * * thy tomb. * * * DOWNTOWN at the Mr. Charles Henderson and Mr. * * The weepinfx mourners bear thy * * STOP * Bowman gave their ideas of friend * * * * j corpse at last * * * ship, also. It was a very delightful The First National Bank * * I To place it in the arms of mother program in spite of the fact that * * I earth; • * * there there was no preparation for Member Federal Reserve System * * But spite of all, we think, now all is it. * * * past * Little White Store O—.^ ^*************************************** * * \ The agnels must have loved thee at * thy birth. L'Envoi * Home-made Cakes, Candies, Pies, Fresh Fruits, Nuts * Oh, if football is played in Heaven * O Under the Master's hand ^************************************** Cigarettes, Cigars TRI DELTA NOTES And angels with harps are sitting Up in the crowded stands, * The Tri Deltas had a great time at And the game be played on a snow- * Orders Taken for Cut Flowers their frat room Wednesday night. Im white cloud mediately after the regular weekly And the falls are easy to bear, YOUR Church Home meeting of the members, there was ***********^*************************^ There'll be a golden bench on the an hour of fun in which the "rats" sidelines played a large pa^t. Paddles were And the SCRUBS will be sitting put into use and these pledges had a there! I chance to show their ability to en * —DUKE 'SMIXTURE. tertain. The old girls found that O * they had their hands full when the The First Baptist Covy—"I went to a stag party last "rats" were in their charge. There night."^ was a great deal of noise arid equal Whit—"Yes, I saw you staggering **************************************^ ly as much fun. After the pledges in." JUST THE PLACE had been sufficiently "paddled" and "rattled", ice cream cones were then served. **^ J*************^^*^^^^^^^*^***^********* *************** -0- * * for your * ÎGMA NU PHI * * John B. Stetson University | AFTERNOON TEAS AND LUNCHEONS Because of examinations in the Col * * LINCOLN HULLEY, PH. D.. LITT. D., PRESIDENT the cosiest place you can think of lege of Law this week, a meeting of DeLand, Florida * THE COLLEGE GRADUATE DEPARTMENT OF ART.«; AND SCIENCE—Courses leading to the the John Marshall Chapter (Eta) of * degrees of Master of Arts and Sciences. An enclosed porch fifty feet long, with Sigma Nu Phi will not be held on the * THE COLLEGE OF LIBERAL ARTS FOR MEN—Sixteen Carnegie units required for admission. I easy chairs, music and tea. 27th of November. * Twenty-one departments in all. * THE COLLEGE OF LIBERAL ARTS FOR WOMEN—A woman'dean, separate dormitories for women, A major operation was performed and a separate gymnasium. * THE COLLEGE OF LAW—Course leading to the LL; B, degree. Graduates admitted to practice in upon Ed Stone last Friday night. All * Florida without examination. agree that his beauty was greatly im * THE COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING—Courses in Civil, Mechanical, Electrical and Chemical engineer proved by the removal of the parasi * ing leadng to degrees. All you co-eds are invited to our opening tea on Sat * THE COLLEGE FOR TEACHERS—Especially for Flordia teachers, strong normal courses and special urday from 2 till 5. tical growth which has adorned his * teachers' courses. upper lip for the past few weejis. * THE COLLEGE OF BUSINESS—Besides Banking, Book-keeping, Accounting, Shorthand, Typewriting * courses n History, Law, Economics and Finance. 0^ * THE ACADEMY—Sixteen units for graduation. Prepares for Harvard. Yale, Princeton, Chicago, and SIGMA NU NE^ys * all high grade colleges. * THE SCHOOL OF MECHANIC ARTS—Fon boys and young men desiring manual training, mechan- * ical drawing, etc. Due to the fact that the te;^ n ex * THE SCHOOL OF MUSIC—Separate teachers for piano, pipe organ, violin, voice, harmony, and The Oaks Coffee and Gift Shoppe aminations are at hand the chorus work. ' ' * THE SCHOOL OF FINE ARTS—Free hand and life drawing. Painting in oil, water color, pastel etc which was planned for Thank * SPECIAL ATTENTION IS CALLED TO ' * 1. THE PRELIMINARY COURSES IN AGRICULTURE—Botany, Biology. Organic and Inorganic * * night will not be held until Chemistry, qualitative and quantitative analysis. Agricultural Chemistry, Mineralogy, Geolo date. gy, etc. ^ "I will meet you at the Oaks Coffee and Gift Shoppe" % 2. THE PRE-MEDICAL COURSE—Physiology, Biology, Anatomy, Bacteriology, Histology, Zoology, * * Thomas Walden of the Clas Botany, General Chemistry, Inorganic Chemistry, Qualitative and Quantitative Chemistry, has been elected Assistant 3. THE COURSE FOR RELIGIOUS WORKERS—In Bibical Literature, History, English, Psychol * . * ogy, Pedagogy, Ethics, Logic and Theism. ***************************************^ for the County of Hillsboro ************************************************************