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VOL. II,f NO. 100 HILLSIDE, NEW JERSEY, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, 192* oi l 1( 1 W, \F,\VS|>A1M.K rm:jro\v\siiii» o f m i i-sm#: PRICE FIVE CENTS BOY IS MISSING AFTER OFFICIALS VOTE TO HEARING FIGHT RETURNS Pretty Wedding Marks Nuptial DAYLIGHT SAVIN£L___ J ENDS ON SUNDAY HASTEN BUILDING . Morris Cohn, of 217 Virginia WILL DRAW street, was reported by his. father, Ceremony o f Miss Dorothy Hose This week is the'final one of Isador Cohn, missing early this morn the season .for the observance- Miss Dorothy Jose, daughter of > worei^i jungle green a green of daylight-saving__ STATE HIGHWAY ing. The hrv. who i. .1hv. ii y.u.'. t and Velum 1mlTu match.' NEW PLANS FOR BRIDGE change back t(> E astern Stan-., t*as accompanied by an older broth 1263 Robert street, and Chester ; The matron of honor wore a gown er to Newark last night to hear the William Roemmelt, son of Mr. apd (lard Time will officially"go’in Bloy Feels Highway Commis of ombre chiffon in shades of rose to effect at 2 o’clock next S n- * returns of the Dempsey-Tunney fight Mrs. John Roemmelt of Teaneck, j sion Could be Induced to Act and shell piijK. $h'g wore a rose color day morning. As m osf of thy by one of the newspapers. In the were, married at 4 o’clock Saturday j maline hat and silver slippers and AT PENNSYLVANIA AVE. population will enjoy their Quickly in Matter crowd the brothers were separated afternoon in St. Jo h n ’s Episcopal !stockings, and carried a bouquet of nightly rest at that hour, the and the younger one was last seen at Church. Newark. W hite gladoli and (top pink roses and snapdragons. majority of timepieces will be Residents Realize Grade of II TO PREVENT PROJECT about 10:30 pT ni. Newark p nice roses decorated the church-'-for the The bridesmaids were gowned in shch COMMITTEES PICKED BY have been, notified. set back One horn- before peo Per Cent Would be Impracti -FROM LYING DORMANT ceremony, which was performed b^L. pink taffeta made ip basque effect HILLSIDE TRUST CO. the rector of the church. Rev. John ple go to bed. cal; Many Attend Hearing sfrd trimmed "With bands of maline at, With the resumption of East Frederick Hamblin,' who is-the bride’s the bottom^ of the skirt; They also One result of the public hearing on ern Standard Time, railroads Election of officers of the Hillside brother-in-law. wore maline hats and silver slippers, MAY ACQUIRE LAND—s the Pennsylvania avenue bridge . in RESIDENTS INVITED will issue new timetables, T ru st Company was deferred at the the, Central Grammar School Wed The bride was given in marriag. 'and carried old-fashioned bouquets primarily affecting the sched FOR LONGER BRIDGE of pale pink roses and deep pink meeting of the incorporators Mon nesday night may be more far reach by her father, and had as her matron ules of trains for commuters snapdragons. The flower girl^wor-e a ing than anything that was done on ON INSPECTION TOUR of honor, her sister, Mrs. Hamblin. so they will be operated in day night, but fqur committees were dainty frock of shell pink chiffon Complete abandonment of the ex the bridge question itself. This was Miss Mildred Snyder of Newark and conformity, to . the change. appointed as follows; Organization- and wreath of tiny pink rosebuds isting plans for the construction of a the action of the Township Commit Miss Meta Ames of Boston acted as Churches also will conform to - Chairman, Charles E. McCraith, Jr.; in hef* hair. She carried a basket of bridge over the Lehigh Valley Rail* tee in voting to do all in their power OF PARK SYSTEM bridesmaids. it in holding services, beginning secretary, Earl A. Stoveken, and pink rose petals. treasurer, C,, T. Woodruff, Stock— road tracks at Pennsylvania avenue to hnsteii th e ..construction o f the Little,Helen Sotheren of Teaneck next Sunday, "while schools, with instructions to Ralph W. Nicker The bride’s mother was in willow H erbert C. FeatherStone, Earl A. State highway paralleling 'the Le Trip Will Take Place Tomor was flower girl and Herbert Roem public offices, industries' and . son, consulting engineer, to present green chiffonJjcinimed with dull gold Stoveken, Charles E. McCraith, Jr., high Valley Railroad tracks through row and Will Cover Entire melt. Jr., a nephew of the bride business concerns will return an entirely new set of plans was the beads, her corsage bouquet being tea and C. T. Woodruff. Building—Harry Pennsylvania avenue. groom, was ring bearer. There wer to the same standard on, the outcome of the public hearing on the System of County Parks roses Mrs. Roemmelt, the bride Schnabel, Charles F. Ackerman and Township Clerk Howard J. Bloy, also four pages, John and Jamej following Monday. bridge held in the Central Grammay t Hamblin and Frank and Charle: Jose, groom’s mother, was gowned in Ma Daylight-saving tim e h asten Herbert C. Featherstone. Fixtures— sponsor of the highway , which may C. T. Woodruff, Frank Smith and. School Wednesday night. come to be known as , Bloy Boule Residents as well as officials of all of Newark, and nephews of the donna blue chiffon with a cor sag? observed for so m any years bouquet of orchids. Charles E. McCraith, Jr. No date has Residents of Pennsylvania avenue vard, told The Times that all the the township are invited to make an bride. during thefsu'mmer months that ancLtr.e in ft i streets, who were inspection tour of the Union County Mr. Roemmelt had ae. best man his A reception and wedding dinner the public now adapts itself to been setVjrfor the next'meeting, at communities' which will be effected which offfters will be elected. out in—force?- realized, af'er consid between Hillside and Metuchen are Park system to-morow afternoon in brother, Herbert Rethven Roem for 125 "guests followed in the rec the change in the spring and erable discussiop, that a bridge at organizing for action in the matter the following communication to melt of Leonia, and/the ushers were tory at 28 Carteret street,, Newark. , fall without confusion or incon that point with a grade of eleven pe so that it will not be delayed for Richard S. Earl, chairman 6f .the Dr. Harold Roberfson of Madison Mr. and Mrs. Roemmelt will spend venience. H . S. SENIORS ELECT; cent would be highly impractical and years to come. With a little effort Township Committee: C and Frank JafiH^iOf New York. their honeymoon motoring through DEBATE TEAM CALL would not warrant the expenditure on the part of Hillside, Mr. Bloy de •‘Hon. Richard S. Earl, \ A gown of ivory satin in basque the New England states and southern of $30,000. Members of the commit Hillside, N. J. effect and embroidered with pearls Canada. They will reside temporarily clared he vfelt sure that thd stretch Members of the ‘Senior Class of tee, with exception of Commit of the highway in this township u-My dear Mayor Earl: was worn by the bride. She wore -i with the bridegroom’s parents, where teeman C. T. Woodruff, declared might be constructed^ in the very The*Union County Park Commis veil of tulle and rose point lace, they will be at home after October WAGENBACB NAMED Hillside High School have elected thgy did not feel justified in 'voting near future, that is, the part between sion takes pleasure in inviting your which had been worn by her mother 16. \ th e following class officers; presi to spend -that amount of money for a North Broad street and Hillside ave self, all other city officials, and the and sister, a's brides. Orange blos The bride is a graduate of South dent, Frank Pool; vice-president. pan that motor vehicles would have nue to Connnt street. inhabitants of Hillside to an Inspec soms held the veil in place at either Side High School, ami attended BURDEN-LOOKER POST Woolsey Haefle; -secretary, Jane difficulty in reaching owing to the side of the head and a t intervals on- Northfield Seminary and Fawcett The bill providing for the highway tion Trip of the Union County.Park Wilmot and treasurer, Lindsey Mud- steep grade of the approach. Mr. the full court"trim. She carried a Aft School. The bridegroom is a was introduced in the Legislature by System, starting at the Administra jjelJ. ;* . Woodruff asserted that if the people shower bouquet of lilies of UufvaViey, graduate of Newark Academy and Assemblyman George Compton some tion Building. Warinanco Park, Acme BEAD AT ELECTION At the assembly in Hillside High wanted the bridge after having pos and-bride roses. For "going away she Norwich University, class of 1922. time ago and passed, but as" yet no and Canton Streets, Elizabeth, *Y; School Tuesday morning, Clara Cros- ■ession of* al! the circumstances, he VY provision has been made to carry out 1 :30 P. M., Daylight Saving Time. Succeeds Herbert C. Randolph son, leader of the debate team which would vote for it, but at the conclu- the terms of the measure. Saturday, September 25th, 192.6. Reports of Carnivaf Comit- la s t year won the championship of i‘oh of the hearing the unanimous “T*his inspection trip will afford pinion .was that a bridge with a HIGHWAY DETOURS DDE FALLS WHILE WORKING tee Indicate Success th e Union County division of the an opportunity to see the various Rutgers Tnterscholastic Debating ;rade,of 11 per cent was- not desir BAN INDECENT PLAYS, units of, the Park System and the TO ROAD CONSTRUCTION ON BRISTOL-MYERS TANK League, issued a call for candidates able. progress bdlng made in developing Benedict Wagenbach, who wns-vie. fo r the debating club. This* year the steepness of the approach with them and it is hoped that all who de conimaH der e f the" TTu r d en-Looker debating-club will be open only to a grade of 11 per cent was empha CATROLIC CLUB URGES Chafl.es Froment, 31 years sire will join the procession in their Because of considerable road con Post No. 50, American Legion', -dur-* members of the debating squad. sized in comparing it .with the grade 50 Charles street, New Brur.swicl own automobiles. struction, the State Highway Depart ing tiie year just closed, was elevat crossing elimination of the Walnut Off Color Literature Also On fell twenty-five feet into a hu.tank he Principal Wilbur H.'Cox announces “The complete trip, with short ment has 'issued a list of detours, cd to.the post of commander at the treet bridge at the grade crossing was working on at the Bristold-Myers th a t a course in debating will be “White List” ; Holy Name stops at various point's of particular those having to do with Union Comi annual election ' of officers held dfcthe New Jersey Central Railroad plant Saturday afternc. given provided enough students cam Society to Meet Here interest, will require about four and ty traffic following: Tuesday night in the Municipal n Roselle, whore the bridge has .a , Froment was employed by the Lee be gathered and a suitable period ar one half hours. Building. JVIr. Wagenbach .succeeds grade of nine per cent on one end Morris, avenue, Summit, under Tank & Boiler Works, of 55 Valley ranged. * Herbert C. Randolph as head of the and ten per cent on the other. The A well attended meeting of the “As no formal invitations will be construction from P ark avenue, Sum "street, Belleville-, who are erecting a local war veterans. Township Committee made an in Union County Federation of Holy issued and the public is cordially in mit to River road to .Chatham. De tank for the local plant. Other men COMMUNION SUNDAY spection of this bridge last week and Name Societies..was held*at St. Cath vited, will, you kindly give this invi tour is over State route No. 5 and who were working on the .same tank Other officers chosen at the elec found th at automobiles had trouble erine’s School, 1003 North Broad tation as much publicity as possible. Summit avenue from Chatham-. (Con were unable to explain how the man tion were. John Hqghes, vice com AT CALVARY CHURCH street, Sunday afteriroqp. Relegates “This Commission will be pleased crete and asphalt paved roads. In slipped, excepting to say he was work mander; Jack Grant, adjutant; Wil in making the grade. The proposed^ James A. Donnelly and William F. to have^ypWml a large number pres good conditions for two miles, or ing on the rim. lard Jlochderffer, finance officer; Communion will be observed at bridge at Pennsylvania avenue, whicTi was voted down at the hearing, McLaughlin, Holy Trinity, West- ent on this occasion. * over Springfield avenue, Passgh: ave . It is considered foftutfate that he Robert O. Race, post, historian; and Calvary Lutheran Church on Sunday field; George Rourke and James H. a Very truly yours, nue. a|kl River road from Jranunit. did not fall outside, where the drop Thomas J. Mahan, service officer. morning and evening. At the morn would have had a grade '20. Proceeds will be be brought as a thank offering to •George S. Sauer is now associated Railroad which informed Mr. Nick discourage any plays that are con being paved each side of State route devoted to the church. God for another successful harvest LITTLE “CONEY ISLAND” with hi:; brother, Frank K. Sauer, in erson that the plans would have ,tj trary to decency and to be guided by No. 9. pavement. T raffic being main and later distributed to certain poor the White List of plays issued by the FOR LUTHER LEAGUE the law firm of Sauer & Sauer, at It was decided to place the Holv be such as to accommodate six tracks. tained, but local deto rs in use at Name Society in charge one night families of Hillside. Catholic Theater Movement of New ttrn.es. 109 North Broad street, Elizabeth. This plan was made and submitted York, and to look out for ancjl report The Luther League of Calvary to be called “Holy Name Night,3 and Citizens desiring to have a part in and received the railroad’s tentative Route No. 1, under widening con a committee was appointee^ to pre^ the sale of vile literature. The policy Lutheran Church will hold “Little th is work arc invited to send any approval. The local offiicals then struction between Rahway and Me pare a booth for this, devoted par of the repression of religious liberty Coney Island” in the rooms on Octo foodstuffs to the church either on proceeded to pass an ordinance and tuchen. No detour, traffic being Outstanding Events of ticularly to the men. Saturday afu^-oon or early Sunday •went s« far as to award the contract, in Mexico was condemned and ber 13th. and 14th. A similar affair maintained. was held with great success last year, " Parishioners pledged their support morning of ne^^week. when, Mr. Nickerson said, the rail- - meeting of protest proposed. Frelinghuysen avenue, South New St. Catherine’s School was decided and it wag therefore decided to re the Week's Calendar to further tljji progress of the par road demanded room for another ark, under construction toward ish, and expressed aprpoval of thing- REPUBLICAN UB TO -witch track. The resulting difficul- on as the permanent place of meet peat it this year with many new at Elizabeth. Traffic is going -through To-night a t 8 p. m. Ladies already done. *v ''bout- the grades is known to ing during the term of the present. tractions. The following were ap construction but it is a ! usable to de HOLD RD PARTY A A h XT ..... t ' . 1 i _ Aid Society of Hillside,Presby Rev. Thomas'!•’.'Cantv, rector, and everyone, and the railroad absolute officers. An Executive Committee pointed as the committee of arrange tour over Elizabeth aver.ue and North ments: Lydia Casselman, chairman, terian Church meets 'at the Rev. Perry.G. De Wilt, his assistant; ly refused to share in the cost of the consisting of a member from West- Broad -street, parallel street between Next Thursday night Septemb< field, Cranford, Roselle and Linden, Julia Heinrich, Catherine Hely, church. expressed 'gratification a t the re construction. . Netvark and Elizabeth, i.i good shape. sponse to their appeal fo r co-opora- 30 the Hillside Republican Club wi and two members from Plainfield, Elizabeth Groh, Mae Hely, Edith To-night at 8 p. m.— Men’s Bold a card party at the Mason Joseph A. Birkholtz, a. resident of Woodbridge-Carter&fc road, Roose Bible Class of Elizabeth Ave tiqp. Roselle and manager of the Armo- ‘ Rahway and Elizabeth, together with Jimmerson, Elsie Tetzlaff, Raymond velt avenue, under widening construc Hall. 1444 North Broad street. A*# nue Presbyterian Church meets Another meeting of the workers beard Company here, told the meet the county office,#?, was to meet and Galloway, Henry Groh, George Kin tion between Port Reading and Car number pf attractive prizes will fx- sey and George Jimmerson. From, at 903 Roanoke street. will be held Monday, September 27. ing that from bis knowledge of thj function between the quarterly teret. Traffic being maintained but awarded to the winners in whist, Sunday at 3 p. m;—Meeting Roselle crossing, a bridge with an 11 meetings^vhen matters of importance the plans already made by the com it is well to detour f r o n Woodbridge pinochle and bean bag. The card of Union County Holy Name POLICE OFFICIALS AT j per ^ent grade was not worth thirty ajose. mittee this year’s event will greatly over Blair road and Rahway avenue, party is being, arranged by Joseph Society at St. Catherine’s ceiTts, to say nothing of $30,000. The rally Avill be held Sunday, Oc outclass that of last year. One of the Roosevejt road to Carteret. CONVENTION O F P. B. A. Mazzeo, chairman of the entertain tober 10, and will be a tribute, of re features already ■announced will be Church. m ent committee. When Mr. Nickerson was question an exhibition of some of the freaks Monday at 8 p. m.—Meeting ed as to whether or not there were spect to Bishop O’Connor, of Newark CHURCH .BIBLE CLASS Members of the local police de Diocese, who will celebrate this year of Hillside. of Daughters of America to be partment attended the convention in TWO YOUTHS HELD other bridges in the State ^TflT^radeM the combined jubilees of twenty-five On Wednesday evening, September WILL MEET TONIGHT followed by card party. Union City this week of the Police (Continued on Page U •. . 4 years as bishop and fifty years as a 29th the Luther League will go on Monday at 8 p; m.—Meeting men's1 Benevolent Association. Among James Lucadenia, of 18 Harding priest. The men were urged to have There will be a meeting to-night of St. Catherine’s parish mem an auto ride to Westfield where re those’ who made the trip were Police- terrace, Hilton, and Alfred Crestew«« MARGARET E. SHAFER all the Catholic men of their par freshments will be served and var of the Men’s Bible Class of the-Eliza- bers. Commissioner Thomas E. Martin, itz, of 707 Lyons avenue, Irvington, ishes on leave to take part in the beth Avenue Presbyterian Church at Tuesday at 8 p. m.— Hillside ious sports held. In case of rain the Judge Janies A. Dowd, Chief of Po were brought to headquarters ab ut Margaret E. Shafer, wifejjpf Frank rally. ride will be held on Thursday even the home of the president, James H. Taxpayers Improvement Asso lice Norman. Sanford, Lieutenant three o’clock this morning while rid Swann, of 903 Roanoke sgeet, at ciation meets in Hillside Thea E. Shafer, of 1266 Robert street, was The next meeting will oe held at ing. The party will leave from the John Mason, QlXifier Joseph Wlras^ ing bicycles on Chestnut avenue buried in the Holy Name Cemetery, St. Catherine's Sunday, October 3rd. which the heads of the various com tre hall. church at 7:30 P. M. nick,, Plumbing Inspector Hugo W. without lights. Officer Manegold Jersey City, Tuesday morning. A'sol mittees are requested to be present. W ednesday at 3 p. m.—HtH— Bobertz, John Schmidt And Tifriothy took them into custody. side Avenue School Parent- emn high mass of requiem was held Times Advertising Pays. It Pays to Advertise in the Times. Plans will be completed at this Coffee* the last two of Union. in St. Catherine's Church. meeting for the picnic which will be Teacher Association meets. held Saturday October 2. The dub Wsdnssdsy at 7:30 p.( m.— Luther League of Calvary ALL AGREE had its first meeting Sunday with a For Real Battery Service large attendance present. Church auto ride to Westfield. Waverly 4382 SH% GHAKiimiD That Qur Salads Ara Delicious. Try One! y Call *• MORTGAGE C V Thursday at 8 p. m.—Card JACOB WIND, Jr. SCANNELL’S EMERSON 0413 luu*d by J.rM, it Pays tv Adnrtiu party of. Hillside Republican Architect 1826-A North Broad* St, Trinity 8628 Club. EXIDE BATTERY STATION TltU Ouirnty Hillside stop for HflkHe*—New York Bos 1344 Noth S«4»J St 14M North Bro^ S m i v " W f m n m B ffPipp v ... Q l W E : H lr* THE HILLSIDE T IM E S , FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, IMS
* 11111H !■ l>H I I H I I I COAT OF UTMOST SMARTNESS; Norma Talmadge HANDSOME AFTERNOON FROCK? GIRLS OF SCHOOL AGE ■H-H-H-H-M I 111 I F YOU are planning on making ybnr Fashion’s mood is changing. Sim I <*>at of last season serve for tntf plicity is becoming a past word In coming autumn and Vinter you are the vocabulary of the mode; The sar Mkely due for a disappointment. That torial trend is toward those eleganclea MartHa^Martin Is, if you aspire to be up-to-the-minute and Intricacies and arresting grace* Story fn style. According to the newly ar which go to make up the uttrafeml- riving fashions a radical change is nine type. Our afternoon frocks are THE DUCK FAMILY “Quack, quack,” said Mother Duck, taking place throughout all costuming. to be charming conceptions of beauti “you all know yoar lessen well, and Simple styling, such as we have been ful color, exquisite fabric with elabo Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com it delights Mother Duok’s heart.” pound, and it did her a wonderful “Q U,ACK, quack,” said Mrs. Duck. enjoying these several seasons past, rate styling and detailing, says the lot of good. She had been out of “Quack, quack,” said Sir David “You do, Indeed, know your lesson Is giving way to greater elaboration. mode's foreword/ echoOl for four months. I read the Duck. well,”, said Sir David Duck. “You are Not only does this apply to creative Spap-shotted at the Grand Prix race* advertisements of the Vegetable "Quack, quack,” said the little Duck good, bright ducks. No one could com design but to fabrics as well, which were these two Paris gowns here Ulus- Compound, and since she has taken plain of you.” are cholcely._et§gant and unique as to trated. The one to the left might well it she has improved and has gone lings. ■ ...... :.....'...... :...... :...'___ _ back to school again. I reoommMM* “Now you know how you n.ust sleep, r "I T should say hot,** Said Mother Weave and coloring. be captioned “a study in silk,” for It" Duck. “No brighter ducklings ever the Vegetable Compound to other don’t you, precious ducklings?’’ asked The coat in the picture handsome is a masterpiece of artistry both as to mothers with girls who are not as MfS^Duck. lived. ly interpret* certain new style trends. color and fubric manipulation. The strong as they should be.”—Mas. i “Yes, Mother Duck,” answered the “Every time I see you wabble I Alice Louthan, Route 2, Charles little ducklings. “Yes, quack, quack, think of how beautiful you are. ton, Illinois. we know*. “Ah, yes, you’re mother's beautiful “My daughter was out of school “And weff will show you Mother ducklings. And though some may say two terms. I have known about you’re not beautiful, I think you are.’’ Lydis E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com "Duck, so you will see that we know.” pound all my life and finally decided "That is., right, quack, quack," said And "Mother Duck looked very proud that she should try it. Three bot Mother Duck. and happy. Sometimes she >vas called tles helped her in various ways for "That is right; quack, quack,” said Mother Duck and- sometimes Mrs. the next couple of years.”—Mrs. W. Sir David Duck. Duck-. Of course Mrs. Duck was what E. Gillette, 986 E. 52nd Place, Los So the little ducklings showed Mrs. she had been called but she quacked Angeles, Calif. so proudly about the beauty and the “ 1 have always been sickly, and Duck and Sir David Duck and, all the until I was fourteen my father was brightness of her children that most LOUIS! LOUTHAN very strict about my perfect attend of the barnyard creatures, as well as ROUT* t , CMA*L«»TbN. ILLINOIS ance at grammar sohool. I have her o\pn ducklings, began calling her gone to school through hard storms This it the latest picture of the ever From the days of the polonaise to Mother Duck, too. the days of the radio, mothers have and often taken cold. When I was popular Norma Talmadge, the “movie” given, this dependable medicine tp fourteen I took to my bed and did “Grunt, grunt,” said Sammy Sausage, star, who is at work on her next pic “you may think you’re very bright their daughters. School girls are not get up for eighteen months. ture, “The Sun of Montmartre.” often careleSB. They get wet feet. Everyone thought I could not live. and a very good mother, and that your They overstudy or they tiro them Just four months ago I began tak children are very bright and very good selves with too many dances and ing your wonderful medicine, Lydia children, but I think alLof you are 3heHotd5toio^a.phcr parties. .They gdt run down. E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, absurd.” Many an active girl of today, llkd and I could notice a great change "Quack, quack, what in the world, 6) Hpa Fulkerjorv J *he demure maiden of the 1870’s, almost at once. Now I feel like a new person. I wish all girls would or tlie barnyard, do you mean?” asked has found that Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound is helping her try Lydia E. Plpkham’s wonderful Mrs. -Duck. to find better health and energy. medicine.”—Mae. C. M. Smith! “I cannot understand it. Not for a J*'\ gave my fifteen-year-old girl , Union Village, Vermont ipoment can I understand your strnnge" speech,”. Wild Antelope Increase <■ “Well, I suppose if you understand -fjvqch rigid protection has been ac FACIAL ERUPTIONS it for a moment you would be able corded wild antelope In tlie Western I unsightly and annoying * • inn to understand it for a longer time, OOOO!” yawned the Hotel proved by one application of ^ - Stenographer. “I states that the increase in the last too,” said Sammy. didn’t get few years has been noticeable. home till a couple o’clock this morn “I will explain to you. however. I ing.” i Recently a single herd, or 22 ani do not think you're bright and I do mals has been seen grazftig at one "Dancing?” asked the House De time, whereas n few years ago a herd not think you’re a good mother. tective. Resinol of eight was considered large. Neither do I think your children are “No.” The girl put her hand over bright; nor do I think -they’re such her mouth to hide another yawn. “I BURSAL ENLARGEMENTS good children. “I Think All of You Are Absurd," went automobile riding with a new lAbaorbine reduces thickened, "I should think you’d teach them sweetie. Closed car so we were not Grunted Sammy Sausage, that the most important thing, In tlie I swollen tissues, curbs, filled ten com." Sure Relief dons, soreness from bruises or older ducks how they would be able world Is fdod and that the brightest “Dangerous business riding around 3traina. Stops Bpavin lament to sleep, in the water, which was what tiling a creature cap. do is to grab all with some: one you do not know very Does not blister, remove hair or Mother Duck wanted to know. they can. well," said tlie.House Detect! Vte with lay up horse. $2.50 at druggists, They showed her how they would “And \f the children were bright of a shake of his head. or postpaid Valuable horse book hold one foot up under them, and with their own accord they would be prac “Kelly,” smiled the girl* “are you 6 Bell-ans 1-S free. Write for it today. Read thi»: “Horse had Iprge twelQoc the other they would keep their same ticing such lessons instead of the ab- worried over the danger the man was Hot water juar below knee. Now gone; haa not re- position in the water. sifrd one you’ve Just taught them.” in or over the danger I ran? Sure Relief Pappeared.Heraeaoodas ever. Have need That is, they would pad lie with “Quack, quack," said Mother Duck. "Of course the fellow generally ex A baorbine forr»wr* with great bucc« that one foot even as they slept—it "I’ll have you know, Sammy, that 1 pects to kiss you along about mid was very simple and easy to do after do not teach my children to he pigs. night, but that doesn’t mean he does bELL-ANS AB.s o r b i .NE a short time and they would keep In I teach them to be ducks, and ducks it. You don’t have>to make a guy paatmmiaTfla.TTnBflTrwiamTiinrii.'.rrTi the same place that way. Of course' they are, I’m thankful to say.” mad wheu you don’t let him kiss you. MOIRE COAT WITH MONKEY FUft FOR INDIGESTION on the farm they oould not go far. “You poor duck, how foolish you All you got to do is make him under 25* and 75* PMs.Sold Everywhere A Flowery Family But it was well to learn all duck Note the new wing sleeves which add material is a colorful silk print, with are,” grunted Sammy. “But I am glad stand you are a perfectly proper girl, a unique and decorative banding on Boss—lias the florist next door any lessons, for if ever they should be a stately grace to this model. A blouse Joyous Hours that there are people with little sense and in his simple and childlike vanity the skirt accomplished by uniting children? V 4 sleeping in the open—in a large body effect across the back is also one of 'Is Bernice happily married?” —deleaves .more food about for those he thinks you are all right because the new notes expressed in this ex- strips of silk each of which repeat a Clerk—Two; a girl who Is a bud* of water—then they would need to WIIO think of it appreciatively.” he cannot imagine there is anything clusfve coat of formal styling. How tone or tint found in the patterniqg ‘YeS, indeed, her husband’s away ding genius, and a son who Is * know this lesson. (Couyri«ht.) personal in the refusal. The average most of tlie time.” blooming idiot.—Good Hardware. tim»' ever, this la adroitly accomplished by of the fabric Itself. This roman stripe chap can’t understand any girl not not disturbing the* slim silhouette. effect is revealed at the front opening 00000000000000000000000000 wanting to kiss him, if she is willing As ^fore said, fabric-elegance Is of-the blouse. to kiss at all. another of the season’s special hob Since we are to have modes of dis Tanlac Bestows Happiness “A kiss is anything from an insult bies. Just now moire silk, both for tinctly sophisticated and elegant mien, As Told by to a proposal ofunarriage. Men are dresses and coats, is causing quite a stressing a more feminine type, this How It Started so stupid they cannot understand why ripple of excitement throughout all means the employment of much lace. On New York Couple a girl sometimes wants to knock their fashiondom. The fact that black moire The exquisite beige lace dress, which Rochester Man N o w Being Congratulated on His Sur Irvin S. Cobb By Jean N ew ton block off for kissing her*- and does la the selected medium for this winged- the lady to the right in this picture Is prising Recovery from Stomach Trouble ©oooo^aoooooooooo knock it off all over again for ‘failing to kiss her at another time. and Run-Down Cori ’ KIND WORDS FOR YANKS CALLING IT A “ FUNERAL” “Most men who kiss women ought If you arenearinj the tragic moment to be sent aw*ay to come back Friday whenTT lieu gUUUgood UCOlUlhealth trnposlips from11 Will J you: WU . 11 if ERE are two compliments from N ADD modem languages there are night, anyhow.’’ indigestion, nervousness, kidney dis H Widely different sources, for I certain words whose meaning Is in “Why Friday night?” asked Kelly. orders and ailments caused by a run dicated by their sound. This principle, “Why, it is ai.nateur night every down condition torture you, benefit Yankee valor: , from the remarkable experience of In 1014, R. H. Davis, editor of Mun- which in rhetorical parlance we call where. If I didn’t know any more William Little who suffered untold sey’s Magazine, was visiting G. K. onomatopea, is exemplified in words about kissing than the average man, agonies for many years only to later Chesterton, the English writer, at the like bqss, hiss, slap, boom; also in the I would get some woman to give me regain his health and strength. latter’s home near London. Davis words funeral, funereal, where sound a lesson. Many a kiss has been Sitting in his comfortable home at wa* standing with his back to the fire so agrees with their sentiment that ruined because the poor boob didn’t 165 Glenwood Avenue, Rochester, place when his host entered the room. we naturally assiime^that their etymol know how to do it without tangilhg up N. Y., Mr. Little recently said: “My “You astonish me, Mr Davis,” said ogy is in accordance with the meaning the buttons on the baQc of his coat condition was unbearable. I watched they convey. myself slowly fade away. I suffered Chesterton. “I didn’t know an Amer sleeve In a girl’s1'hair n e t” from stomach trouble and nervous ican ever turned bis back to British But we find the last have a curious (Copyright by the McNaught Syndicate, lag.) ------o ------ness which caused splitting headaches fire.” derivation that takes a story to bring that almost drovedrove: me maa. I had no In Paris a column of our troops out its relation to their use today. appetite for food. And when I ate I marched und.er the Arc de Triomphe The Romans, pagans that they were, paid a high price, suffering from indi ana ga1ave us happiness. Everyone in the parade in honor of the French buried their dead at night—by the gestion and gas which made me belch shouldl taket it, regularly.” light of the moon when they could. cfHE WHY of and caused burning pains. For days Mr. Little is only one of many “unknown soldier.” At the conclusion at a time I couhf not even sit up in bed. of the ceremony, the commanding,Offi But as there wris moonlight for only SUPERSTITIONS fortunate men and women now en a short period in the year, they used “I looked underfed, weak and joying the benefits of good health and cer approached Marshal Foch lor in scrawny. I sought relief, trying this torches, which were the lighting sys By H . IRV1NQ K1NQ vital strength, thanks to Tanlac. thq structions. and that without success. Then Tan safe* effective remedy made from “Do we go back, Marshal, the way tem of the day. The Batin word for lac came to the rescue. roots, barks and herbs. we came?” he asked. “It's a one-way torch Is funis, from which they had Now Mrs. Little is delighted with Learn from their experience and funeralis, a torchlight procession. And UPSETTING PINS my condition and so am I. Am feeling good health and strength can be arch." stronger and healthier. My stomach With a smile the great Frenchman not from “corpse” or “death” or yours, too. The first bottle of Tanlac “mourn” comqs the word funeral, but F YOU should accidentally upset a trouble has never returned. I eat shows amazing results. Ask your made answer: from “torchlight procession.” I box, a cup or other receptacle con everything without a thought of pain. druggist for Tanlac—today! More “No, sir, the American army never This great tonic built up my strength , (Cop/rlirht.) taining pins; and if all the pins spill than 40 million bottles sold. foes back!’,’ ------O------out, be prepared for quarreling with tCopyrlcht by the McNaufht Syndicate, Inc.) Japanete Etiquette j Proved by Temptation your friends or family, perhaps los -o According to true Japanese eti- Find out what your temptations are ing your job. But should the pins quette n fan must never be Used in and you will find out largely what you not all spill out—should even one pin the presence of cut flowers. I are yourself.—Henry Ward Beecher. remain in the receptacle—then you may be assured of continuous paying employment—you need not fear los ing your job quarreling. This com mon supehstition is one of several re lating to pins, and is as old as pins themselves.', In fact it Is older, for It FOR T H E GOOSE— Is but a variation of the “binding” d r e n idea and must have attached itself to T’S HARD for a woman to be ob whatever our ancestors used for pin I stinate with s man she really cares ning purposes—thorns maybe. Its about. Just for the1'principle of the basis is that confounding of facts f o r thing. and ideas which was the weakness of primitive man’s reasoning and Listen to what everybody’s got to which is the vice of many of hi* de TWO ULTRA FASHIONABLE FROCKS Ity, but figure it out for yourself. scendants to this day :—notable so ciologists and3 doctrinaires. sleeve coat adds to Its prestige- as wearing, has for its foundation a self- A lotta dames would like to be de Pins are used to attach one “some strictly the last word In coatology. colored crepe faille silk, the same bor signin’ millinery that don’t know thing” to another “something.” Y ob Elaborate fur trims are to prevail dered with a broad caramel-colored enough to put a linin’ in a hat are "pinned” to your job. You spill on dressier coats this "season, which velvet ribbon. the pins and, by sympathetic majti itinti for the lavish use o r monkey Formal and feminine elegance will FOR THE GANDER— (A by licClur« Newspaper Syndicate.) ------o — — you spill this binding force; your Job fnr on this particular model, for 'tls express Itself In velvet this autumn and Before marriage yon can get awa.r Is "unpinned" froth yon. But If oee said- to Peril that monkey fur will winter, both for the afternoon costume Think It Over! pin remain unskilled that holds you agalnHte a favored trim. and the evening gown. There will be with What you do. After, you do M O TH ER:- Fletcher's Cm - what you caa get away with. A woman portrait painter Is tliehro- and your job together. “What Is as , One hears considerable a a lavish application of richly ornate vocatlve heroine of a short story read sociated In thought Is associated In armhole effects In the new roldery done not alone In floss* and toria is a pleasant, harmlesi last evening. She explains her rule fact"—theory of the ancients. The 'entile, but elaborated with nail Don’t make friends with your di- slons,' also dolman treatments Substitute for Castor Oil, Pare- aat* or enemies with your lawyer. for a good portrait. She puts three Idea that If all the pins are spilled are manifest In many of the adva' heads, rhinestones, beads and tinsel*. questtoas to the sitter before sha be you will have quarrels has a like basis. showings. Collars are widely .varied. Hitch of this handiwork will be con foric. Teething Drops and Soothing Syrups, especially prepared, gins. They are: What do you think fined to the'sleeves, for novel sleevi tqrcb has got the right Idea. The bonds of friendship and amity Interesting alao Is the fact that for Infants in arm s and Children all ag.es. - when It's turned upside down, you look like! What do you wish yon are “unpinned", and, of course, you many of the coming coat* will be are forecast to play a prominent role looked llkJt What do you fear you In the designing- of onr f i l m t flame shootla' upwards. quatrel. either fur-lined or lined with flue To BToid hnititjpoi, always Ionic for the iSfnature■ •J < .. r n In g% . THE HILLSIDE TIMES, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, 1926 service in his society reportorlal ex perience. He asked Ottila to dispose p : o : o : o io . o t q :< l o t o t o t c .." IT WAS 3 o lit.—The-gala-hrought a p itiful eu» r but it quieted old Galbraith for a day AN EASY or two. Then Ralph handed her the AROUND THE watch he wore, a cheap timepiece TASK that did not go. She seemed embar FISHER HOME rassed as these negotiations showed By WALTER J. DELANEY the niggardly persistency of her uncle and placed her In a false position By MARGARET BRUCE "" - it with the guest whose respect she cher ished. « OW did I come here?” mur Ralph was pained to note the sharp mured Ralph Norton, and corners she had to cut In order to WNU Servlc* turned'ln his bed and gazed provide the meals from the narrow A Good Uatener \ out through the window of amount her uncle allowed her. It ft cheer lean spsrseiy f urnished room. could not be otherwise that day by I t has often been said that a woman (or h man either, for that matter) * ar as he could see the sluggish day the sterling qualities of his det river wound in and out a low marshy voted nurse wooed his mind from all does not need to stretch. Barges loaded with coal thoughts save interest, and then deep be a good talker moved lazily along. Beyond a group gratitude and finally love. if she or he Is a good listener. A of dilapidated factories and shipyards After the sale of the watch he ob woman frequent was the city, it recalled the last fad served that Galbraith was more fa ly gains the repu ing picture presented to his conscious vorably disposed toward him. Then tation of being ness, how long since he knew not, he accidentally learned the secret of charming solely but that problefti was Instantly solved, this. He missed a gold necklace that Ottila had^ once worn. He was sure because she ”VVe found you outside, where you knows how to had fallen into a cinder pit,” spoke a that she had disposed of this and that the proceeds had gone to Galbraith as listen sympathet melodious voice, aipj Ralph, turned his ically and with glunce to see, seated near his bed, a If coming from their patient. Hts soul young girl sewing. was stirred. Interest to what others are tell She was poorly, but neatly dressed. That evening Galbraith came home In a grteat state of excitement. He ing her. She wore few articles of adornment, This Isn’t hai^ her hair was worn without attention showed Ralph a newspaper advertise ment stating that one missing Ralph to do when one is out amon'& per to fluff or flummery, but the pweet sons whom one knows more or less repose of her face,'the kindly gentle Norton would learn of something de cidedly to his advantage by communi well. Courtesy compels a certain eyes arrested the attention of the amount of real or apparent attention invalid and held It riveted. cating with a certain law firm. With in twenty-four hours Ralph learned to tlie remarks of one’s dinner com ‘‘You have been there four days, panion, and many a discerning wom unconscious,” she went on. “You must that his uncle had died^leaving him a fortune. an has discovered that the way to not move, the doctor says, for your attract a man Is not to impress him left ankie is broken.” It was a happy day for Ralph when he sent Galbraith a check for a lib with cleverness but to let him impress Ralph winced as, moving the mem her with his! The better one knows ber In question, he was promptly made eral amount. Then there was a royal gift for his faithful nurse. Accom a friend, however, the harder It be aware that It was uot In normal con comes to listen patiently and atten dition. * panying it was a letter, telling her of his love. tively, If one Is not specially Inter “You are strangers to me,” said ested. Ralph weakly, ‘‘and this Is a strange There came a. brief note. It bade him _ forget the obscure girl so far Hardest of nil is it to he a good place. I recall wandering aimlessly listener in one’s own family. When removed from his social circle. It about the docks with my suitcase.” the man of the house starts on .£ long hoped he would find some fitting bride “That is here, safe,” spoke the girl. harangue about the office and the *'YVe found it by your side. You must in his own class add, that they would be happy. men working in It, with details aboyt have stumbled and fallen. The doctor a business deal and an arraignment When Ralph went in que&t of the THE INEVITABLE BODY I called was at' first serious about the of his opponents In the field of com bruise on you* head, but he said this Galbraiths he found the old house on petition, it takes every ounce of con morning that all danger had passed the river deserted and abandoned. centration his wife can muster to keep ON THE QUALITY CARS for that and you would have the For a year he watched, waited and her mind on what he is saying, not broken limb only to trouble you.” hoped. Wealth had not Its antici to let her thoughts meander off to “Only,” repeated Ralph bitterly un pated charm,, with his thoughts fixed her own affairs, and to put In an oc There could be no greater proof of made a Body by Fisher the standard der his breath, and then sheer weak ever and always upon the one woman casional interested question. Fishei quality than the selection of of highest quality the world over. ness caused him to close his eyes and who had befriended him In his dis Yet these very matters are the fore tress and whose loyalty and simplici Bodies by Fisher for all of the leading bis mind drifted hazily. most things in his life and reviewing New products of General Motors His thoughts took in a present very ty had won his devotion. them for her sympathetic ear often 4 makes of cars, in all price divisions. unhappy and forlorn condition. He Then one day, Just a year after his helps him to think out the way of have just been announced. had left his home after a quarrel with first meeting with Ottila, an amazing solving a difficulty, or aids In getting visitor came to Ralph. It was Gal Fisher Bodiesies have bden1 exclusively As you gonsider their greater merits his wealthy uncle, to make, his own resentment out of his system. If she adopted for i way In the world. Alas! it nad been braith, but a new Galbraith. He was will stop and think how equally diffi all divisions oi the Gen- we ask you to give particular atten a hard, awakening experience for the arrayed decently, almost gorgeously. cult It must be for him to listen pa eral Motors Corporation, foifor iinstance. disappointed young man. He had “I sold out my business,” he clicked tiently to her tales of inefficient serv tion to their exclusive use of Bodies with a shrewd grin, “hence, some profit. v.. found false friends, hard knocks, was ants, the doings of neighbors, or the And whether your selection be by Fisher. brushed aside In his efforts to secure It was for the sake of my niece. You details of household management, It work by men with a “punch" as well remember Otilla V* will help her to be the good listener Cadillac, Buick, Chevrolet, Oakland, The lastest Fisher creations set the “I. shall never forget h e r!” cried as those “with a pull.” He had to th at every homemaker; must learn Oldsmobile or Pontiac, on every new GengrakMotors cars as far ahead confess that he had not the training Ralph, starting from his seat. “Where to become. ~ to combat in the Journalistic arena —where Is she?” To listen attentively to the long- General Motors car you’find a body in safety, comfort, beauty and con with those who knew the ways better “You would see her?” questioned winded stories the children bring In, with all of the inbuilt factors of safety, venience as any mechanical improve than he. Galbraith. to follow their development by listen “I have been searching for her for comfort and convenience which have ments could possibly d a He had come from home 'with a very ing to their confidences and encourag ' -y jiv i good outfit, and his dressiness had a whole year.” ing them, Is not only to ;be a good helped him get several good assign “And your mind has not changed m other hut to be as courteous and ments with a society Journal. The concerning her?” thought fill as she expects the children season over, however, he lost his po Mlt never will I Speak out, man— to be in turn. sition. No new ones offered. His where is she?” money ran out and, selling off some “Come with me,” Raid Galbraith, of his effects to settle his debts, he and as they walked along he told of Our Comfortable Clothes placed the rest In a suitcase. Ralph how Ottila had been at a school study We women ought to be very grate- was city-wearied as he wandered aim ing for a year, 4row she w as now at ful. It seeiirs~to me, for the increased -4- lessly. He had a vague idea of find the comfortable home h e had pro comfort of our clothes as compared KKl-JtKMKNTATIViai WANTED (nr Urn vided for her. rtlncoftt manufacturer. flO slicker*, 11.11. Scientists Can’t Tell ing some place where he could bury with the fashions of the past. The All colors; outfit free. Western Slicker Co.. himself and forget his old vain ambi “It was n test,” said the old man. March magazines of a generation or Dept. 400A, 1 *34 North AVe.. Chicago. Why Cells “Wear Out” tions. Near the spot where he now “Ottila wished for education, to wait two agq bristled with illustrations of LA IU KNI WE P A Y f7 PER HUNDRED a year, and see if you still remem p re tty girls being driven along before Jor gliding greeting carde; plnaeaht. eusy It Is bacilli which are responsible found himself his mishap ^RltTt-o^er- work; write immediately, MAIIOUKRY for almost ail untimely sriutllng out come him, and liei*e he was, helpless. bered her. See, neither of you are a brisk wind like a bout under full CARD SHOPPE. 137 Eaet 43ril, New York. poor now, and she Is a Jewel!” sail, their wide Skirts blown over their of human- life. Scarcely any one dies Apparently he was not friendless,liow- Trenail re Island. Naraaota, Florida. D iv id in g from senile decay. There Is really i And within the hour Ralph Norton heads and their petticoats, many in rny e s t a t e Into 40 b ig g u lf-fro n l j.i«D , ,.30 ever, for his environment suggested mlllloyiatres' honifts in region. Write O. E, noNsuqh fatal disease ns “old age." that he was under the charge of a fondly folded, in his arms his darling! number, resembling the myriad petals Dixon, Prince George Hotel,\ New York City. o.t_iU 1 nge-jnse.!.. Nowadays the snug No dt(e knows wiiy a man weurs out. faithful ajad.Attractive nurse. NEW YORK STATE TltMTKRS Selenthds have yet to probe to Its Back to School It was dusk when Ralph awoke young woman in her straight, narrow comply with new law requiring all traps to Magistrate Held to be marked. Aluminum or copper tags source the dark mystery of the dis Start the children off to school every, again. He observed a light In the sport coat or fur jacquet and glim stamped with your name and address post Letter of the Law skirt, cleaves the stiffest gale without paid— 16 tags, 60c; 40 for tl.OO; 100 for |2 00. ease of tile cells which prevents them, morning with a delicious cup of hot next room and made out his nurse and Send for trappers’ supply catalogue. ' after a certain period of years—vary Monarchch rCocoa. Pure and ‘ nutritious, a weazened, elllshed-faced old man Over 100 years ago, relates Thomas so much as the flutter of a hem. BARR-WIGHT FUR. CO., Inc., Bangor, Me. it makes bright eyes, quickquick minds and Geering In some sketches of rural It lias interested me to see how per ing with Individuals—from renewing conversing. IADIKK— WHY PAY DOLLARS FOR COM- themselves. happy, active boaiedies. They all like it. English life, recently republished, a sistently woman has rejected attempt FLEXION powders, lotions, toilet goods, etc. “I am poor, very poor,” the latter when you can make them at home, one-tenth Sir Ernest Kutherford, Doctor Har was whining. “I cannot Afford ex farmer living near Tilehurst wood had ed styles that made her uncomfortable cost. Inclose stamp for literature. Address more than once missed a fat duck or hampered her movements. Prob WEBSTER SALES COMPANY rison, Doctor Doppler, the Viennese pense, If he has any.” P. O. B o x 614 - - S t. P aul, M inn. surgeon, and Dr. Alexis Carrel, the “No, uncle,” spoke the girl definite from his flock and after a while be ably our growing love of athletics, MONARCH indudrny^^^r came convinced that the robber was outdoor life, and greater physical ac WANTED—MEN TO THY OUR NATURAL wizard French surgeon who Is head ly, “I know from his ravings while in cigar clipping tobacco, for chewing and sm ok of the great Rockefeller Institute of Q u a lity fo r T oi/cars COFFEE no fox, but of the two-legged human tivity have been the cause of Ihis de ing. Also sell. Liberal., commission. Send N ever Bold Through Chain Store* fever his whole story, and.it is a 26c for trial package. C. A. A A. C. Dldler, America, lead the group of Interna and variety. The village constable was mand for freedom in dress. Long Ft. Wayne, fnd.' REID, MURDOCH & CO. pitiful one. See, uncle, he himself \ tional scientists who are tirelessly inforrhed and on the lookout; and it trains that swept the ground, corsets Chicago • Borton • Pittsburgh * New York COCOA will surely find some way to pay the TKA4 II %OL'H DOG TRICKS, house m a n - striving to penetrate this greatest, of surgeon when he is well. As to the was not long before"Iie was able to that bound the waist, layers upon lay nns, train your' bird dog. "Training the make an arrest. -He found the thief ers of underclothes, are not to the Dog" tells you all.. W hile they last. $1.00. ail secrets—the mystery of the death little he costs us, the way we live, Danville Publishing Co., Danville, Ind. of the cells.—London Tit-Hits. you can surely spare that for the sake in the wood, entirely off guard. taste of the woman who likes to take The lazy fellow was pounced upon a brisk walk, play tennis or golf, and HONEY o f of sweet charity.” HOREHOUND Fast Workers “Charity! charity!” groaned the old lying on the ground fast asleep, with dance with the abandon of a young To All Who Suffer Stomach Agony, man. “Who gives me charity? No, a duck beneath him, nnd; though he nymph. ALE’S:and TAR According to the bureau of labor no, I tell you I am poor, poor! See protested he knew nothing about the When, early this last winter, long There’s nothing like this for statistics I Ip; output per man In the bird, he was quickly handenffed and skirts made their appearance, with breaking up colas — amxiing Iron and steel Industry has increased Gas and Indigestion how miserably I am obliged to live! relief to *ore throats, head and See how hard I work in the city! He taken before the nearest magistrate. panniers that dipped to the very dust 50 per cent since 1014, when most of chest — Safe — Money back. the men were on a 12-hour day sched must pay—pay!” He was charged with the robbery, the (and accumulated It), and the era of 30 cents at all druggists. street-sweeping seemed about to re H ule. They rtow terirk 8: Kflldlehty In Money Cheerfully Refunded if One Bottle of Dare’* Mentha-Peptiq “He will, when he recovers,” de stolen property, as the constable tri clared the young girl. “Oh, uncle! umphantly said, being found upon him. turn, some women friends and I made boot and shoe making has Increased 17 Doetn't Do You More Good Than Anything You Ever U*ed. would you drive him out, possibly to But his worship soon decided that, as per cent In the same period. The most become crippled for life, because of be must be ruled by the evidence, the KEEP YOUR SCALP amazing augmentation of effort, how You van he bo -distressed with gas catarrh of stomach or any ahnnnntl neglect? Be humane, for my sake; I case could not go before a Jury. # ever, Is found In the making of auto and fullnessand bloating thatyou think condition that keeps the stomach In mobiles, where the output -f>er man Is •your heart la going to slop beating. will work the harder for you.” “You see, Mr. Constable,” h^-pointed Clean and Healthy constant rebellion and one bottle will now 'three times as great as It was Your stomach may be so distended “Hal he has struck your fancy, eh?” out gravely, “In your charge you said prove it. 12 years ago.—The Outlook. that your breathing Is short and gaspy snarled the old man. the duck was found URon th e prisoner, WITH CUTICHRA You think perhaps you are suf And how happy you will be when The girl blushed hotly, but she said, and now you tell me the man was focating. your stomach is as good as new for with girlish dignity: found upon the duck! He njust be Be Patient You are dtezy and pray for quick then dizziness, nervousness, sleepless “The memory of the poor brother set at liberty an.d the property re "Ah, It Isn’t' only clothes thnt count. relief—what * to be done? ness. headache,dull eyes and other ail who died bids me be kind to the stored to him.” It takes three generation* to make a Just one tablespoonful of Dnrr’s ments caused by a disordered stomach It was done; and a bewildered but gentleman." Mentha-Pepsln and In ten minutes the wi!l disappear and you will be your strapger.” a prediction that this fashion would gas disappears, the pressing on 'he The old man grumbled, but his com exultant good-for-nothing ate stolen never see the season out. And It "Well, there's a good prospect for old hnppy. contented self again. Your duck for supper in complete security. your grandson."—Berlin Der Rruro- heart ceases and you cun breathe deep' local dealer and druggists everywhere panion held to her point. He exacted hasn’t ! Skirts are a little longer than and naturally. mer. guarantee one bottle of DlTe’s Men a promise from her that she would see last year, to be sure, but the ultra- Oh! What blessed relief; but why tha-Pepsln to show the way to stomach if the suitcase did not contain some List of Paraaitet Made long ones have been barred, and they not get rid of such attacks altogether? comfort. belongings that might be sold to pay An important step has been taken have now settled upon,Jliut stage of BECOME I REGISTERED NURSE! Why have chronic Indigestion at all? river fl.000 bottles sold In one small the way for his unwelcome guest. In routing the army of flukes, tape comfort and grace combined that was • With this wonderful medicine vou New Jersey town last year—ask your A eC j’* ' SOOTHES can banish Indigestion or dyspepsia, ' It did not take long for Ralph to worms and other animal parasites not found lo either the extremely COOPER HOSPITAL self why? n understand that the miserly Galbraith, that are likely to prey on man’s short or the excessively, long ones. , . b u r n s CAMDEN, N. J as he learned his name to be, was a Small, -close-fitting hats for winter | M | Nothing mot* condoning Offers a three-year course In nursln* vitals. education to young bqJUfjjs desiring miser for whom his niece slaved. He All of these “worms” from , every are another of the comforts which than “Vwdine”Jelly. Bm.. profession pain. Hastens nature', heat THE BEST RECOMMENDATION had some business In the city In the part of the world, though it Is chiefly •women have made popular. Hatpins.?: Requirements: Eighteen years of Ag« - FOR - Never! Broad brimmed picture hats ing. Wonderfulr for cuts, and 18 credits of approved high s c h o o l scrap-iron line. in the tropics thnt such pests abound, Ktatches, bruieee and other education. Within two days Ralph was able to have been grouped, classified and de to catch tie vagrant gusts—not at all! Bars-t o-Hair In summer the wide shade hat may b« C A M PAID FOB FALSE TEETH, GOLD sit up. Then the girl, Ottila, In some scribed by the United States public kfM*es,«mwn*,rfdplau* diamond*,discarded J*»- is the am ber who ere laying lo fanlUt* k- comfortable, to shut out the sun. but oJoSa Owh by return mall, rtorida way got a pair of crutches, and Inside health service In a very complete key Ai »ei, Jacksonville, 1 If Bere-te-Helr was net growing ludr on bold of a Week he was able to > move to catalogue. Thd“*?mWlcatlpji t r of ex don't try to force them on ua til'win ter. * LADIER-OI ER-WEES' . WILL... 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I can extract from one to thirty teeth iq five minutes. It Service Railway show some of the make, no difference jf you era 7 yenra old or 70 yean old. advantages gained by the people »y, Wednesday, Fridey, 9 A . M. Until 8 P. M. When theic transit -service is ren- Hillside^ Motor Sales Corp. Tuesday,a "Thursday, - ’ "Saturday, * ' ' "'9 A ‘ . M. “Until 6 trangpoTMtfcw companiea « . , A U J THE HILLSIDE TIMES, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, 1926 Pag* S SOCIAL and PERSONAL to be decided upon. Mrs. Davidson is he replied there were. He would not a new set of. plans, ^Hiking into con chairjnan of the committee and will advocate .a bridge" with, such a grade, sideration the acquisition of more be asisted by Mrs. McCarthy, Mrs. Mr. and Mrs. A. F. Gerber and : lie—said. but--the...Xuw.ash.in Commit .property . *tr. t-hat. a -uihra gradual- au. ATTRACTIVE HOMES Williamson, Mi's. 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Flagstaff, Ariz.—The sciences of as /AAKY GWVHAM BON N E R ^Tofonto, Ont.—A popular belief, tronomy and botany are conspiring to New York.—In the days before the - - oovTiicwT n nm«w mvwu ■ » ■ - which has persisted throughout the |release attsecret locked in the decayed mint was thought of the Colonists last twelve years, that British troops heart of an ancient Indian civilization found an interesting form of exchange PRONG-HORN ANTELOPES fired the first shot on the English- in this region for perhaps hundreds of with the Indians in wampum. It Is speaking side of the allied armies, was years. * closely connected wltl) the early his "We’re delicate, but .we can’t help shattered by the declaration of Earle The secret Is the date on which the tory of New England and the Mid It/’, said Mother Prong-Horn Antelope. Kelly, an Australian," that his country Indian klvas (Hopi for “sacred cham dle Atlantic states, and especially with "The children are delicate too. It fired on Germany the very day, August ber”) were built, a fact to be learned Ne^LAmsterdam and New York, it hard for them few - up into 4, that Briiuiu declared war on through a study of solar activity and Wampum, peag, or roanoke, a* It strong antelopes. Germany. the growth of trees. was variously called, consisted of "It Is hard for all of us when the Kelly was k\ the Australian secret Dr. E. A./Douglass, director of the small cylindrical beads wrought out weather gets cold for we don’t lik e It. service throughout the war and his Steward observatory here and profes of the inner whorl of several species "Here in the zoo we are sheltered, narrative indicates that even before sor of astronomy at the University of of conch (generally fulgur carica or bin when we used to be free, oh, how Great Britain had formally declared Arizona, years ago began a study of fulgur caniculata) in the case of white worn out we used to get trying to war the Australian secret service was the rings found in tree trunks with a beads and from the shell of the qua- fight the blizzards and snow storm s in possession of German secret orders. view, among other things, of determin hog or hard clam (venus mercenaria) and winter winds.” Code Was Distributed. ing the age of the kivas. To date he in the case of the “black" or purple “Tell us more about our family his According to the Australian's story has found recorded in the trees’ “an variety. Examples of these shells and tory," said the young antelopes. Germany had sent a sealed secret code nual rings” a history of climatic the beads may be seen at the Ameri "Even though we are delicate ws to all German merchantmen scattered changes over a period of five centu- can Museum of Natural History. are not so feeble In our minds but over the Seven seas. Upon receipt of r i ^ This chronicle tallies with as what we -want to hear stories and in* tronomical observation of solar activ Became Legal Tender. a telegram from Berlin, which read: With the advent of the white man, teresting adventures. . “Siegfrid is ill,” these riierchantmen ity for the period, "We are interested in things, and His studies have taken him during wampum, hitherto used chiefly for were to make for the nearest neutral ceremonial purposes, became the chief especially In hearing about the w ays port and there await instructions as the last twenty years to England, Nor of prong-horned antelopes.” way, Sweden, Prussia, Austria, Bava medium of exchange between the Eu to their future movement. ropeans and the Indians and later, ow "I will tell you,” said Mother Prong- On the day that Great Britain de ria and the states of Oregon, Califor Horned Antelope, “though I haven't nia and Arizona. His interest in pre ing to the scarcity of metal coins, was clared war a German merchant vessel, actually used as legal tender by tha time to tell all of the story now. the Pfalz, was lying at anchor in Mel historic ruins was aroused by obser "Some time later on I, will tel! vation of the climatic conditions un white man. bourne harbor. When its captain re In time the settlers learned to coun more.” ceived the cablegram he, put to sea der which the yellow pine, common in "Let us hear all we can now ,” the western Rockies, was growing. terfeit the genuine wampum, first mak at top speed. ing It in large quantities on lathes, begged th e young antelopes. Before the Pfalz had covered the Much of Doctor Douglass' work has Mother Prong-Horn Antelope beg an : been done In this vicinity because the and later substituting glass or porce forty miles between Port Melbourne lain Jbeads. Wampum making on lathes "Our horns are hollow,” she said. and the entrance to Port Phillip, the limited twenty-two inches of rainfall “That Is interesting and different. assured many clear nights and superb was kept up until quite recent times, naval authorities had received the for the western Indian trade In Hack "We shed tljese hollow horns every fateful word that the mother country skies for astronomical observations. fear. Never do we let a year go by The forest furnished a wealth of ma ensack, and several other New Jersey was at war. Orders were immediately without doing this. terial for botanical studies. The crit towns. given to’ the fort to hold up the Pfalz. “We have not only hollow By ELMO SCOTT WATSON ical problem of the tree was to sur In those colonial days Long Island Two shots were fired' across its bows though, but we have pronged Hollow . A NYTHING disastrous bap* vive periods of drought rather than seems to have been the main seat of A pen to you on Friday. Au- before it was brought around. the wampum industry owing to its horns. Port authorities and secret service to compete with other species of plant "We could be called Hollow Prong- M gust 13? If it didn't and life In the struggle for existence, and convehient location, many shells *used officials knew three German merchant Horn Antelopes, though it would b e a you are superstitious, you the wax and wane of tree growth is in the manufacture of wampum being can take heart, for you’re men were Melbourne .bound and they found on its shores. The Indian bit too long for a convenient an d decided to board one of the vessels chronicled in the size of the tree-trunk probably safe for some rings. name for Long island, “Sl-wan-skl,” ea^y name. and search*it. “We’re the only animals, I believe, time to come. For August The greatest drought In this Region, variously translated as “Land of Key Is Seized. to have these prongs with hollow of this year is the only Doctor Douglass finds, was from 1573 Shells,” ot “Land of Wampum," takes X»T month which had in it that Three days later the Wildenfels ar Its origin from this source. In most horns. • rived, but when an intelligence officer to 1586, and the tree rings held the supposedly acme of bad record for more than three centuries of the shell heaps which are found "We’re becoming rare and scarce. boarded the boat at Port Phillip he We’re becoming an interesting and luck and it won't occur again until before man discovered It. However, along its shores from Canarsie to Mon- found the code book, but no key. After unusual family. next year. November, 1926, has a the biggest drought In the entire tauk, several local species of conch taking possession of the vessel he an ,fWe come from the Rocky m oun Saturday, the thirteenth—Just missed southwest occurred during the years and of hard clam shells are. to be it by one day, you see. But there won’t nounced his intention q,f sleeping in found. Some specimens of -conch tains and some of us come from t h t the captain’s cabin. Shortly after 1729 to 1739. another Friday, the thirteenth, By studying the ringed beams in the showing the sequence of steps In the until May, 1927. midnight he heanl^the door of the process of wampum making have been cabin stealthily opened and the second kivas of the old Indian ruins of this Just why should Friday, the thir section, Doctor Douglass believes he obtained. teenth, be a day of ill omen? Per officer appeared. Just as he was re Paid to Iroquois. moving the code key from a secret will ascertain climatic conditions at haps for the reason that individually Throughout the tide-water region, panel in the bulkhead the intelligence the time they were built. Comparison Friday and thirteen are feared by of such data with the records of Ari wampum beads are rarely found on the superstitious, and when you com officer covered him with a flashlight and a revolver. , zona trees and of the big Sequoias of early Indian camp or burial sites, but bine the tw o------* !• I!’! 1 !!•••• I they are abundant in the interior on Next day it was translated, copied California will reveal, he hopes, the Friday Itself, whether It falls on actual years in which the “sacred the sites of Iroquois villages in cen see—no, three! Add up the dlgitK in they weren’t. For they, actually set and transmitted to the British admi the thirteenth or not, they con chambers” were constructed. tral New York and Pennsylvania. sider the Jonah-day of the seven the year, > 1813—one and eight are forth from Southampton oh a Fri ralty and to admirals of British naval nine and one are ten and three are units all over the world. This is undoubtedly because most of In the week. This is believed to day—August 21, 1620. So the next the beads made by the coastal In thirteen I v Several weeks passed before Berlin be due to the fact that Christ was time you hesitate to start a motor oi GROOM, 101, WAILS dians were sent inland as tribute to There are thirteen letters in the discovered that her code was public crucified on a Friday. At least that railroad trip on Friday, remember— the Iroquois, at least after the latter .. 1* the popularly accepted reason for national motto, "E Plurlbus Cnnm." not the Maine—but the Mayflower. property. Meanwhile, several impor The eagle which appears la the had procured firearms to enforce their the fear of it So the superstitious It wasn’t wrecked. tant discoveries were made, including demands. person would never think of begin escutcheon of the great seal of the American history is full of “ifs.” If location of naval emergency coaling country has thirteen feathers in each bases in the Pacific and the text of It has been thought that wampum- ning a Journey or any Important un a little boy hadn’t been born on a Vir makin# was of European origin, but wing. the secret messages sent to German dertaking on Friday, lest the Jinx of ginia plantation on February 22, 1732, the abundance of wampum beads Is So Lovely Here. that evil day bring disaster before It looked pretty dark for the cause the Revolution might have had a very fleet units then out of their home of the American Revolution until bases. , found 1^,, Loi>g island shell heaps the Journey or undertaking be com different ending. For every one will would Indicate that the industry was wonderful plains where the g ra s s France decided to come to the aid of In the first precious week* of the pleted. admit that George Washington had i of Indian origin rather than European, made such good, nice food. the rebellious colonies. That took great deal to do with bringing that war, when the Seven seas were being “Sometimes some of our fam ily How It 8tarted. place on June IS, 177& As for the sinister significance of war to a successful conclusion. - Of combed for merchantmen and naval lived where there were departs and n o The cornerstone of the White thirteen, there seems to be two tra course, George Washington couldn’t units of the German fleet* the. coda water, and we puzzled all' tfiose wlicT House was laid on October 13, 1792. Forest*’ Disappearance ditions. In Biblical times the Hebrew choose the day of the week when he was of immense value. -arae to the deserts and saw us. The Northwest Territory was or was to make his appearance on earth, Changing Animals’ Diet "They wondered ho.w we, as a fa m word for “thirteen" was identified ganized on July 13,1787. with the word for. "death." In Norse but the fact remains that February U. S. Give. $648,000,000 Ithaca, N. Y.—Wholesale destruction ily, could live In so many different mythology, too, the number is put un And those are only a few of the 22, 1732, cam e on a Friday. of forests has changed the diet of the kinds of places. der a curse, for there is a tradition dates or ways in which thirteen fig Some Lucky Fridays. for Religion in a Year animals, harmed the fish In lakes and So children, you belong to a very ures in American history. that the sun god Ballur had to die The Revolution is full of lucky Fri Chicago;—American churchmen gave streams and threatened generally the fine, a very interesting and a v ery because there were thirteen gods in As to Friday— days. For Instance, Bunker Hill waa $648,000,000 to religion last year, Dr. delicate balance between the lives of strange family." Valhalla, and that could not be tol Now as to this evil day of Friday seized and fortified on Friday, June Luther E. Lovejoy, president of thg plants, animals and man, said E. N. "Ah, Mother Prong-Horn Antelope,’^* erated. Whatever the reason, the and its opportunities for bringing 16, 1775. Friday, October 17^ 1777, united stewardship council of the Munns of Washington, D. C., before said the children, "it is good to h e a r fear of thirteen still exists among bad luck to our country: witnessed th e surrender of general Churches of Christ, estimated. His the International Plant congress. that we are interesting/ many persons who become most un Go way back to the year 1492, At Burgoyne a t Saratoga, the first real figures were based upon totals com Mr. Munns, representing the United "Then we will be appreciated in th e comfortable if they find that there two o'clock in the morning a certain ly great American victory and the piled for the Protestant churches and States forest service, said that to at zoo, and it is well to be appreciated are thirteen people at a dinner party Rodrigo de Trlana, a sailor, rushed culmination of one of the decisive estimates made of the Catholic and “Perhaps I talked too much about tack the problem of the preservation and liked where we are, Isn’t it?” or some such aftuir. They wouldn’t up to his captain, one Christopher Co battles of the world. Benedict Arnold Jewish faiths. my first seven wives while my bride of timber resources from the stand And Mother Prong-Horn Antelope think of occupying berth No. 13 in lumbus, and excitedly pointed toward isn't usually looked upon as an Indi The 25 boards connected with the and I were on ouf way home from point of biology, ecology, pathology nodded her pretty head. our Wedding," mused Juan Magana, a pullman car or accepting license the west. Land!" arose the cry on vidual America was lucky to have. stewardship council gave $88,845,000 and kindred subjects the government ">Ve do not have to worty about th e ^Jag No. 13 for their automobile. In the Santa Maria. And that was on But the fact th at his treason was dis to benevolences, including missions; One-htindred-one-year-old bridegroom^ should establish special resources cold now, nor even do we have to h av e fhct, they Just don't want to have Friday, October 12. Incidentally, Co covered on Friday, September 22,1780, $332,552,000 to congregational ex- “At any rate, she refused to kiss me," fellowships. our shelter, for this is ^The glorious anything whatsoever to do with that lumbus had set sail for the unknown certainly was lucky for the American he said, ‘land I am going to sue her All growing things, Mr. Munns as summer time and it is so lovely here. 6n a Friday. PenS etC'' t0 make a total of $451,- combination of digits—a one before a cause. And Just to make this “Friday 000JXK). Doctor Lovejoy estimated for divorce for that reason." The serted, suffer by the cutting of forests. "The trees are so green and their three. Four years later, John Cabot ap luck” in the Revolution complete, re that the Jews gave $18,500,000; Cath "sheik" and his bride eloped from The disappearance of nut-bearing shady branches are so lovely. pears at the court of Henry vil of member that on Friday, October 19. olics, $168,000,0t)0; miscellaneous or Stanton, Calif., and were married at trees forces animals to change their “The sunlight streams through th e Despite all this superstition about Santa Ana. Friday and thirteen, a study of Amer England, The king hands him a com 1781, a British array under Lord Corn ganizations, $10,500,000. » diet to seeds and buds. The wiping trees but not so much as to get u s lean history will reveal that singly or mission to explore the new land wallis marched out of Yorktown, Va., Of the Protestant bodies, Doctor out of large timber stands raises the too hot. together they have not been particu which Columbus hss discovered, which and laid down Its arms. Another Lovejoy said, the combined totals of Sen.itive Ears of Blind temperature of water In the streams “It Is just right. larly unlucky. On the contrary, they Cabot proceeds to do. His explora lucky Friday for George Washington the Methodists, North and South, was and lake, resulting, he added. In harm "The breezes come whispering tions throw much fresh light on the seem to have been somewhat for and a lucky one for America, for the $135,000,000; Baptists, $70,000,000; May Aid in Air Defense to fish, which require staple tempera through the trees and they play w[itb regions of the New world, and they tuitous In the history of this nation. surrender of Cornwallis meant the Presbyterians, $72,500,000; Episcopa London.—That the abnormally keen ture for egg hatching. the sunlight. give the English a claim on lands In Consider these facts In relation to end of the struggle for independence lians, $39,000,000; Congregatjonallsts, hearing common to blind men may be “Then we feel well and not so deli this continent. That commission was thirteen; It isn’t until you come (Jown to the $20,500,000; Disciples of Christ, $20- utilized in the defense of England cate as we do when the winter tim e dated March 6, 1496, and It waa a time of the W orld war* however, that 600,000. “Sea Raleigh” Ground. conies. i There were thirteen original col Friday. against nn attack of hostile aircraft onies. history presents indisputable evidence is the suggestion of the National In Yacht to Let Lady Win “But that is ail I can tell you th ie On Friday, Ssptembsr 11, pjoe, time. Another time perhaps I will The American flag has thirteen that Friday, th e thirteenth, is not at Bones of Monster Found stitute for the Blind In a report of London.—A modern Sir Walter Ra Henry Hudson In his brave little ship! all a double Jinx for these United official tests at the army experimental tell you more of our family and of th e stripes on It and at one time It also the Half Moon, rounded the tip of an leigh has been rewarded with a model States. There’s a man named John Sacramento, Calif,—While digging a station at Woolwich. Experiment different places where they lived an d bad thirteen stars. pit for nn Irrigation pump mi Ids of his yacht Shimna, executed by island and sailed up the river which J. Pershing who is said to have had showed that the blind follow the of their ways. During the War of 1812 a combined ranch near Elk drove, C. E. Swisher John Tweed, the famous sculptor. now bears his name. All of which a great deal -to do with ending the sound of nn airplane,much longer than “I will fill in end tell you more little BritliLlihlind and naval force attacked led to one of the most remarkable discovered what has been Identified by Lord Justice Andrews performed a facts and points bqt now we m ust Fort'McHenryt/lb near Baltimore, Md. war. A superstitious person wouldn’t a person with sight. feat of sea chivalry recently when he real estate deals ip history; For that have given John J. much chance for experts of the University of California rest. Had the attack been successful, the The institute also reported the in ran the Shimna Into a mudbank In island was later named Manhattan, living very long, not to mention be as the bones of a prehistoric mpnster, "Yes, we must rest and feel the United States would have been “cut fully 22 feet in length and thousands vention of a special rubber ball, which order to allow the marchioness of and the Dutch bought it from the In coming internationally famous. Foi emits a musical note when hit ,or pleasant breezes and the sunlight in two" and England might have won dians for the munificent sum of $24. of years old. Londonderry to win an important race he was born on Friday, the thir kicked, thereby enabling blind persons through the shady, restful trees.” tbs war then and there. But, If you If you happen to own some real es at the Strangford regatta. teenthI to follow its course. Hitherto blind “We are glad to havq heard what w e remember the Incident, “at the dawn's tate on that particular island now, She presented him with a yacht did,* the little ^antelopes said. early light," an American prisoner on Remember St. Mihiel and the battle •H-l l I H-HH-H-H-H-H 1-H I H R. people have been unable to play ball model set in a marine scene, with don’t offer it for sale at $24 a square that an American army fought there? games. one of the British ships looked anx inch. Some one might take you up swimming mprraaids. ne by Edmund iously toward Fort McHenry and saw It took place on Friday, the thirteenth. ;; It Rain*, and Desert Brock, and also had his action cele RIDDLES on it quick! Enough? Do you still believe that "that our flag was still there," So History does not record whether or la Alive With Frog. ;; Beach for Dogs brated in verae, to whlph were ap Fraacls Scott Key sat himself down Friday IS usually an unlucky day, that pended the signatures of Lord and What asks no questions bat requirw. not the Pilgrims were superstitious— thirteen is certain to be an unlucky I! Princeton, N. J.—Twenty- ■■ Berlin.—Dogs are not allowed to go »nd wrote “The Star-Spangled Ban Lady Londonderry. many answers? A doorbell. that Is, aside from their belief In number, and that Friday, the thlw • ■ four teachers and students of !! after sticks and rubber balls on the » • . ner." T ltlt was on September 13, witches and1 suchlike. Individually, . \ geology, haek from the 9,000- 11 bathing beaches of the Alster basin, 1818—two thlrteens In that date, you teenth, is the double-distilled essence What Is th e difference between a they may have been. But coUeetively.^jtf catastrophe? ;; ml|e field trip of Princeton " reserved for human beings. So the Hula-Hula Girls Win donkey and a postage stamp? One *------T------I------., university’s summer school of ' ' park commissioner of Hamburg has you lick with a stick ; the other yoa ;; geology, told of the discovery • ■ rigged up an elaborate canine bathing O. K. of Gustaf AdolF as almost true violinluts, their fore means of heating the home, and are Stick with a lick. Insect “Music” wing constituting the violin and the .. of countless , frogs after a \ \ beach set off from the rest of the Hilo, ^Hawaii.—Hawaiian hula-hula ... experimenting with the feasibility of ;; thunder storm in the Arizona strand by two concrete piers decorated dancing girls and poi, a native deli leg the bow. The latter la so veined building glass roofs. What Is an old lady In the middle There !■ no insert that possesses ro- and grooved as somewhat to resemble .. desert, 100 miles from any per- ! witli half a dozen sculptures of pedi cacy made of fermented paste of the of the river like? Like to be drowned. cal organs. The members of this tre- By providing houses with glass ] | manent water. - greed dogs. taro rdbt and served without table ... n minute file, and by placing this roofs, properly Insulated, it is believed meofieus orchestra are mostly from against the edge of the former and Such occurrences have often !! tools, have won the approbation of Why are dudes no longer Imported three families of the great Orthoptera j that great quantities of fuel can be been attributed to frogs "rein " Crown Prince Gustaf Adolf of Sweden. into this country,from Knalnnd? B e rubbing it up and down with greater Baved during th e winter months. ths short-horned grasshoppers, or true • • Ing" from the clouds, but In the '! Krim It Broke "Poi Is all right, If you twist your encse a Yankee ctudet* do (Yankee or leas rapidity various degrees and Doubters of th e theory are referred loeosts; the long-homed grasshoppers klnda of "music" are produced by the I! opinion of Prof. Richard M. \\ Fes.—Abd-el-Krim is broke. The flngtrs right,” said the prince. doodle doo.) shd, the crickets. With the crickets several species. to the sunny key window of the av ■ > Field, in charge of the party, : ’ erstwhile potentate has only some- TM?' hula-hula girls, the prince ad ths stmnd la prodocsd by ribbing or erage house on a winter day, where ,, the amphibian* were Imbedded | ' th ln r Uke, half a million francs or mitted, were beautiful and their slng- What la an, eavesdropper? fhe sun work, without scientific a» ;; In mud below the nurture and < ■ $10,000 or so. And the economical tag lovely. ‘ “ sting the tipper pair of Class R oofs (6 Cat Coni statuses. Icicle. < t the lowsr pair, gome of Heating engineers have. dUcoTered ,, brought to th. top by the rain. I French government it trying to pick With Crown Princess Louise, the out a place of «xiit where U* m t * native f«*st at Hono- ' ***** «f » •* MmSMBUm la Iggiicfct u a Whet would |t "J® **** the wmogg. «nwtut delltrbt? Ah, , iffffHl ' ” t t y c-'fjji« THE HILLSIDE TIMES, FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER 24, 1926 th e featherheads B y L F . V*a U m RWwUm Ko t v m ** U—«» 3 * 5* 5 * People who are careful of their health and atrength ure Wriglcy’i Chewing Sweets. Because Wrigley’s, besides being a delightful confection, clears the teeth of food particles and aids digestion! It removes odors of eating or smoking. .Mouth cleanliness «• benefits young and old. fla y e r G142 d u n' it "aflei tiny mail' The only wajr to flatter a superior man Is not to flatter him. “BAYER ASPIRIN" PROVED SAFE Take without Fear as Told in "Bayer" Package Does not affect the H eart .Unless you see ‘‘Bayer Cross* tabletson package or on tabletson tablets you are not getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians over twenty-five years tec - Colds Headache Neuritis Lumbago Toothache Rheumatism Neuralgia Pain, Pain Each unbroken “Bayer” package con. tains proven directions. Handy boxes of twelve tablets cos.t few cents. Drug, gists also sell bottles of 24 and 100.- Matinees Involve two classes of hu manity ; IddLs and idlers.-----T ~ Cultleura for Pimply Paess. To remove pimples and blackheidi smear them with Cutlcura Ointment. Wash off In five minutes with Cut!- rurn Soap riruf Jiot water. Oace clear keep your skin clear by using them for dally toilet purposes. Don't fall to In- ''lude Outleura Talcum. Advertisement. The^slnner la In no hurry to collect hto wages. K eep in Trim ! Good Elimination /* Eatmntial I# Good Health. HE kidneys are tha blood filters. 11 they fail to func t tion properly there is apt to be a retention of toxic poisons in the blood. A dull, languid feel ing and, sometimes, toxic back aches, headaches, and dizziness are symptoms of this condition. Further evidence of improper kidney function ia oftan found in burning or acanty p a s s a g e of secretions. Each year mora and mora people are learning the value of D o a n ’a P illa, %. stimulant diuretic, in this con dition. Scarcely a nook or ham le t anywhere but has many enthusiastic users. A a k yout n e ig h b o r. D O A N ’S Stimulant Diuretic to tha Kidney9 Poeter-MUbum Co.. Mlg. Chemists, Buffalo,N T Ends p a i n i n o n e m i n u t e CORNS One m/n ufo—that’s hew quick Dr. Scholl's ZIdo p a d s end the pain of corns. They do it •mfelj. You risk no infection from amateur cuttlng.no danger from“ drope" (acid). Zioo-peds remove the canee — pressing or rubbing of eboee. They are thin, medicated, antiseptic, protective, heeling. Get a bos today at your drug- gtet’e or, shoe dealer's—3S«. ■Wftw W h v n a T W S iM Chiti,. D l Sc h o lls •bout Florida lead; mantW] - ;• - ’ a ’ , ■ ...... 1 f VK V Ol'i ■ ‘‘ j- f‘ * * • r' ...... 2 Pat* Eight t-t , v Emerson Your Local Dealer 411 North Broad Street 8 5 8 9 — 8590 Elizabeth BRANCH STORES: Stuyvesant Avenue and Vauxhall Road, Union. Kenilworth Motor Sales, Boulevard, Kenilworth. Empire theatre, where the happy Read the Times for News. mirthmakers will remain’for ah en tire week, commencing next Sunday ChurPh Services matinee, September 20. Perhaps HONEYWELL & HONEYWELL most of. the excitement and enthusi- Repairing Your Car asm is due to the anticipation of see (Successors to Arthur H. Erb) ing Jimmie back in the ranks of th* Your Furnace Have you ever given thought to the waste of time Hillside Presbyterian Church, Rev. merry bilrlesqtiers. Robert I. JJacBride, pastor. 9:45 n. DIRECTORS OF FUNERALS consumed by the average repairman to put your car in m. Bible School. 11 a. m. morning good condition?—perhaps not. wThat time is. paid-dearly worship. 2 p. m. Primary School. 7 ^PRIVATE AMBULANCE SERVICE" Needs by you because of the laborious methods employed to p. m. Christian Endeavor, “The Plan ning of Work fo r the Year.” 8 p. m, carry on the work,—lack of proper equipment, and third Evening worship, "Wednesday 8 p, m. Telephone Bigelow 0121 Service for all, preparatory to Com RUGS but not least, the inefficiency of the organization by using munion. AH services according to Your Attention the old out of date hourly rate. , Eastern Standard Time. RESTORED 42 Hollywood Avenue Hillside, N. J. Does it pay to take a chance?-Aardly. Our shop Elizabeth Avenue Presbyterian LIKE NEW Church, Rev. A rthur Northwood, pas has the latest type labor saving machines combined with tor. lO:30 a. m. special Rally Day AT TRIFLING COST r NOW a crew of mechanics capable' of taking care of any job sendee for congregation and Sunday BY OUR SUPERIOR with the least possible cost to you. School. 7 p. m. Intermediate and We are prepared to supply Senior Christian Endeavor. 8 p. m. HERE WE ARE!- the following articles for your All of our work is sold strictly on a thirty day un evening worship with sermon, “ None SHAMPOO Why wear shabby clothes when you can of His.” ' furnace and kitchen range: conditional guarantee basis. Don’t delay—if your car PROCESS is not functioning properly just call Bigelow. 2828 and Liberty Avenue Church, Rev Harmless to the costliest Ori Order Your Suit or Overcoat Henry Morrisson, pastor. Sunday Dampers—3 in. to 10 in. we will take care of it. ental or the most delicate shade. at less cost than reqdy made. DO IT NOW! ■ School, ®h30 a. m. Church service. Black Iron Stove Pipe— 7:45 p. m. CLEANING, DYEING, PRESSING and REPAIRING 3 in. to 7 in. BLACK AND WHITE REVUE at Reasonable Prices—Quick Service Galv. Iron Stove Pipe— Urban Ignition & Battery Co. STARTING AT MINER’S 112-120 ARLINGTON ST. HILLSIDE TAILORING • v 3 in to 10 in. 1422 NORTH BROAD ST. Bigelow 2828 NEWARK,Nil MITCHELU335 Black Iron Elbows Jimmie Cooper and his Black and Oldest and largest Carpet 1620 LONG AVE., near Liberty Ave. Terrace 7759 Galv. Iron Elbows White Revue are making a happy re Cleaning 'Pldnt III A c/ turn to the Columbia Circuit and th Stove Pipe Wire ovations this company is receiving Stove Pipe Enamel indicates that Jimmie will eve* be welcome. This is illustrated in the Asbestos Boiler Coverin g H ills id e ’s advance rush -for seats at M iner’; Stove Lining “X” Boiler Liquid , Upholstering Shop - “X” Boiler' .Clement (George Mader, Prop.) Black Iron Taper Pipe LOCATED AT 1324 N. BROAD ST. Galv. Iron Taper-Pipe V - Tel. Emerson 0850 —- — Week Comm. Sim. Mat., Sept Stove Lifters Mattresses Renovated Furniture Repairing The Triumphant return of Chair Caning J I M M I E f 0 1 )]' E H Stove Pokers and hi? Goods Called for and Delivered „ Terms can be Arranged BLACK anil W IliTF HI.VI E Black Coal Pails 70 "White & Colored Artists 70 Our representative will-gladly call with samples and Galv. Coal Hods BUTTERBEANS & SUSIE The Fam ous Okeli Record . Rotary Ash,Sifters ALL KINDS OF BEDDING Entertainers Slightly used furniture bought send sold. Wk. Oet. a m —“White iar»c«»*‘ Coal Scoops Store open'Saturday and Monday evenings until 9 p. m. Gauge Glasses Stove Boards NEWARK Ash Cans THEATRE Market near Broad St., Ne\vai4e W«*k Af M onday, September 117th RED GRANGE Galloping Gliost of the Gridir«*i in HILLSIDE “ONE MINUTE TO PLAY” The G reatest Picture of College Life and Football______Hardware Shop fi ACTS VAUDHVIL L E 1233 WOODRUFF AVlHUE Emerson 8379 I- Autumn! Sparkling days.blue-skiec/^ and sunny.-- Starry nights with the bite'"' ol frost in them; sullen days, lowering at sundown, rainswept, gusty. $1 J -.95 V/MAT’S WRONG- WITH THIS PICTURE? ThC gas heater in your fireplace will make the whole room glow with cheer and mellow with warmth in any weather. These rpdiant gas-fires throw their strong rays straight oui into the room, heating its furthest corners. Healthful heat like the rays of the sun. These heaters are odorless—convenient—give infant heat at the touch oi a match. viallow ance on any Rid dle Fitment for your Gas fires come in log form, closely old fixtu re taken in r! resembling the crackling hickory logs exchange themselves—in period designs to con form with your furnishings and in the formof the quaint Victorian coal basket. and your old fixture Many designs—many finishes. Radi- antfire, Ray Glow, Radiantlog, ,Wels- Genuine for this $28.50 bach, and other good makes. Riddle Fitment Let us place a gas radiant NEW You’ve always heard— heater in your home for Now is the time to re-decorate your home with “Three moves are equal to a Riddle Fitments. W ith the coming of Fall" fire. 30 days free trial. and Winter, beautiful and adequate lighting If that’s the case— is more than ever important. Have lighting Willard equipment that meets the modern requirements The only way to avoid dis of beauty and efficiency. The decorative fitment tressing losses is to live in your Public Service Electric and Gas Company— own home. illustrated is just an example of the wonderful I should like to take advantage of your 30- S e l e c t value available under our trade-in offer. We Then—moving day becomes days’ tree trial offer on gas heaters. Please a myth and— allow 25 per cent on any Riddfe-Fitment for send me full information. Y o u r Gas your old fixture. Come in and see usNabout H e a te r this remarkable opportunity. h