6The Daily Tar HeelFriday. April 4. 1986 Tlhe Nationnal Leagnie Squash coming to Fetzer U By GREG COOK ball bounces on the floor twice or hits Staff Writer below the 6V2 line. A typical squash History will be made this weekend racket is slightly smaller, but stronger, iKedte to Funk West o at UNC when Fetzer Gymnasium will than a badminton racket. play host to 75 participants in its first-ev- er Scott Martin, president of the UNC By LEE half-seaso- ROBERTS it together for more than a n? .bunt squash tournament. Squash Club agreed with Friedman's Staff Writer Mete are best has "There been a growing interest assessment of the sport's popularity. A team from the NL West hasn't 3. Oh, Tommy By JAMES SUROWIECKI an injury. The real Cubs have a tough in squash in North Carolina and Assistant Sports Editor "The number of participants in the won a real (the Lasorda, will you ever forget Jack pitching staff led by ' and throughout the country," said Steve tournament indicates a very good start 1 1 The N.L. East has been the home of Dodgers won the 98 Strike Tour- Clark's home last October? The the best in in Friedman, sponsor and technical for squash in the Triangle, Martin said. 1 the last two years, as both ney, but that was a farce) in 0 years. blue Dodgers have great pitching in heartbreak (.305, 26 HR, 54 SB). adviser for the tournament. "I'm hoping "I was quite astounded with the have fallen just number And don't expect the Dodgers to the forms of . the Cubs and Cardinals If recovers from his 85 this tournament will become an annual of entries we got." Thanks to Messrs. Gooden and show up at the October hoedown this , and Orel short. blues and Keith Moreland (.307, 106 event." The tournament will feature both a Strawberry, this will be the year the RBI) stays the will four-wa- year. Hershiser, with and hot, Cubs be tough. Squash is played on an ll hardball and softball division. "The division wins it all. 1. Cincinnati Yup, and Ken Howell in the pen. Mike Mar- But they won't be nearly tough enough. court with a rectangular space of about hardball division is similar to playing 1. Mets the 3. gang are back in the thick of things shall (.293. 28 HR) is a star, but New York The are best St. Louis Too much has been said 30 by 15 feet. The serve must be 17 tennis on a grass surface because it in will win and will win the flag this year. They Lasorda needs to find some infield team baseball, and they the about this team already. inches above the floor and all other requires more power," Friedman said. consecutive late-seas- on is have potentially the best starting punch, a leadoff hitter and someone World Series after two enormously overrated, and there's no shots must above a line designated "The softball division is more like begin with, staff in the West in , to replace Pedro Guerrero (.320, 33 disappointments. To way McGee and Herr will repeat last at 6'2 feet. playing tennis on clay because it usually , and HR) for three months while he the Mets have a pitching staff that year's performance. , A rally in squash continues until the requires more finesse." ; solid relief in young nurses an injured knee. should be hurling in Valhalla. Everyone (.393 OBP, 22, 87) and Ozzie and . As for knows about Dwight (24-- 4, 1.53) Smith are terrific, but this team just isn't 4. Diego hitting, start with , who San Look for the Padres Gooden. And behind him are only Ron as good as the Mets. The loss of should have won the MVP last year to rebound from a disappointing H5. Darling ( 1 6-- 6), (5.7 1 hits, Andujar, especially with Cox's injury, Dick Williams is after hitting .312 with 34 homers and gone, which should 9.51 K's per nine ), and Rick will hurt more than expected. SIr lathi far 1M lift 125 RBIs, throw in a solid infield morale and guys like Kevin Aguilera, who has tremendous stuff and 4. Phillies If this team had any McReynolds of Buddy Bell, Dave Concepcion, and great poise. Fifth starter Bob Ojeda pitching, it might contend. After all, the should bounce back from off years. as and the ageless first-bas- e could make this staff as good the Phillies have some splendid young But lassified Advertising duo of Rose and Tony Perez (.328), is 35, Graig Dodgers. talent and can always count on Mike Nettles is add a bushel full of young talented 41, and is Not that they won't score runs. Wally Schmidt (.532 slugging, .375 OBP, 33 (, Kal Daniels, overrated (81 RBI in 654 at-ba- ts for Backman (.320 against right-hander- s) HR) to solidify the middle of the order. STUDY IN SPAIN THIS FALL. UNC a power hitter stinks). and will provide a strong Juan Samuel had 63 extra-bas- e hits Tracy Jones) and youVe got the and announcements System Sponsored Program of Studies at The second nucleus of a division title team. 5. Atlanta If the Braves are platoon combination at base, made great strides in his sophomore University of Santander, Spain. Five courses offered (up to 15 credit hours), field trips and and in , who hit .309 year, and if incredibly underrated Gary CAROLINA 2. The 'Stros have a lot America's Team, America is in STUDENTS FOR TERRY more. Call 737 2475. with 34 doubles, and (.281, Redus (.366 OBP) leads off, hell score SANFORD are meeting in the Union, Room of talent, and theyVe got momentum trouble. Atlanta stunk up the South 218 on Wed. at 7pm. All interested students 32 HR, 100 RBI), New York has two 120 SUMMER EMPLOYMENT- - June 15. from a great second half of &5. last year and, despite some positive runs. But a pitching staff whose ace please come out and lend support! great leaders and terrific two-wa- y is Shane Rawley condemns Philly to National Can Corp. A national container mfg. , and Mike moves (like dumping Pascual Perez, 1986-8- 7 UNC Glee Club Auditions: April needs students for recycling promotion work. players. wiH Scott are starters and Frank DiPino , , etc.) and the second division. See class schedule for rehearsal times. Travel overnight within the state be But the heart of the Mets is in right 5. Montreal The Expos fought hard CaD 962-569- or 962-103- for more informa- required. Interviews will be conducted on and Dave Smith (27 saves) a formid- the best player in baseball in Dale tion or for an appointment. Tuesday, April 8 for those meeting the field, where well 1) able right-left- y combo out of the Murphy, they won't exactly come roams. and last year, but still came up W following criteria: major: marketing 2) OBTers DONT FORGET THE RETREAT GPA-3.- 3) must be completing either the His seven-wee- k absence last year cost games short. With (18-- 5) bullpen. The infield is solid, Glenn out smelling like roses this year. THIS SATURDAY, APRIL 5, at the Battle sophomore or junior year. Compensation will the Mets the pennant. All he did when and Hesketh, House 4:00 pm. Davis (.271, 20 HR in only 350 at-ba- ts 6. San Francisco The Giants are Joe Montreal has the be $175 week and travel expenses and as a rookie) will give Houston nightmare. is he was playing was slug .557, compile makings of a fine rotation, and there incentive bonuses. If inerested, contact Robin a The good 962-650- Cash for books! 15 of cover price. Joseph, Placement Office, much-neede- an OBP of .389 and hit 29 homers with has never been an NL leadoff man as d clout and the outfield when it feels like it, the starting Literature, religion, philosophy, 79 novels, of Jose Cruz (.300 yet again), Kevin pitching is horrendous, and everyone RBI. Wilson, Heep, Foster and good as (.405 OBP, 70 SB, criticism, etc. No hard cover Dykstra make this a dynamite outfield. 115 runs). But the Expos have no texts. Open to everybody. Fair services Bass and Terry Puhl is as good as hates . These guys Exchange 302 E. Main St.. Carrboro any in the division R"t rrrn Hpv put are going nowhere. If the Mets stay healthy, this race won't to speak of, and even be close. is slowly fading away. ABORTION - TO 20 WEEKS. Private and confidential GYN facility with Saturday and 2. Chicago Forget last year. No one 6. Pittsburgh It took a fight, but weekday appointments available. Pain med- Now buying albums, tapes, CD's. Best ication given. Free pregnancy tests. 942-082- saw the real Cubs after June, when the Pittsburgh succeeded in keeping the prices in area! Jazz, Rock, blues, gospel, whole-tea- seemed to go down with Pirates for another year. Why? classical, soundtracks, country. Ask about our consigment deal. Remember, cash for vinyl at the Fair Exchange, 302 PREGNANT? NEED HELP? Free preg- WORLD HEALTH WEEK E Main St., Carrboro. Open Everyday. nancy testing. Call PSS at 942-731- All services confidential.

6-- 0; ScoiDbQQKJ David Pollack (UNC) d. Michael Gilbert 6-- 0, 6-- 3; Mark DeMatfheis (UNC) d. Alfonso Ochoa 6-- 2, 6-- 4. Keynote Address TYPING TYPING TYPING Jimmy Weilbaaecher (UNC) d. Brian Mavor 6-- 1, 6-- 3; Join the excitement of the March- 9332163 John Coss (UNC) d. Richard Bryant 6-- 1. 6-- 4; Koley ing Carolines Flag Team. Try-o- at TYPING TYPING TYPING 7 7-- 6-- 6-- Monday, April Keel (UNC) d. Wade Jackson 5. 7, 2. April 4--6. Sign np today at Tennis Doubles Chambers-DeMatthe- is (UNC) d. Bryant-Larzo- n Need a paper typed? Accurate, dependable 3-- 7-- 6-- the band office. 6. 5. 0; Gilbert-Mav- or (NCS) d. Bobby typing. Will do technical papers, short papers Stanley-Ale- 7-- 6, 6-- 1; x Boyd Anderson-Kessl- er 962-409- Dr. George Lythcott UNC , N.C. State 1 (UNC) and theses. Call weekdays before d. Hubbard-Ocho- a 5-- 7, 6-- 2, 6-- 3. 5pm. Medicine Singles Jeff Chambers (UNC) d. Krister Larzon 6-- 0. Dean of CUNY School of Varsity Cheerleading Try-ou- ts Experienced technician to fix your VCR and on Monday, April 7th at 6:30 p.m. Stereo System of all kinds. A reasonable rate Former Assistant US Surgeon General in Carmichael Auditorium. and quick turnaround time. Norina Instru- ments Company, 104 W. Main St. Carrboro. Health A 11 by the Year 2000: 942 3777. Bring this ad in for a 10 discount. For FM-89- Lacrosse on WXYC I! It's Carolina vs. Johns Hopkins live An Overview Saturday at 1:45 p.m. on the WXYC Don't wait any longer! Get the fastest Sports Network. Join Mike Schoor, service and the best guarantee on Boyd "O" Harden and Mac Ford for component stereo repairs. John Flor-

Carolina-Hopkin- 967-106- all the excitement. s ence, Smith Level Rd. 3 Auditorium lacrosse. Saturday at 1:45 on WXYC. School of Public Health TAR HEEL SPECIAL CHEAPEST KEG PRICES DELIVERED Carlsberg Beer $3.896-pac- k LEADING EDGE Michelob $3.456-pac- k Coors Cans $2.996-pac- k Model D Computer Ice $.7910 lb. 942-925- 5 102 Merritt Mill Rd. $1495 Nota Bene $390 DATAWAY CarrMill Mall Carrboro, NC 967-749- 9

slfei I j t iii in Almostpbut without pecial Savings of his 1 986 Yackety Yack, he'll never get PIMM there. Delicate whitefish fillet, tempura battered clam strips Get your yearbook of UNC during our sales and hand-breade- d shrimp all fried crunchy golden drive April 1-- 4 7-- 1 1 Only $21 .00 brown. Served with rice or potatoes and Flower Pot Come by the Pit 11 am-- 3 pm Bread, only $9.99. Or feast on Spinnaker's other or Room 106 in the Union to order i WW specialties like Grouper Fingers or Surf City Shrimp Stir Fry.

SUBSCRIPTION FORM h h : Please fill in the form below and send it, with check or money order POOR MAN'S & The Yackety Yack, Box 50, Carolina Union, Chapel Hill, NC 2751 4 SPECIAL Name ONLY $10.00 DEPOSIT REQUIRED Address City State. Zip.

I Returning Student in fall of 1986 $21 .00 (tax included) PFSTAUPANT . TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THESE SPECIAL SAVINGS AT: .Seniors, Nonreturning Students 10 am-- 3 pm Out of Town Subscribers (use home address) $21.00 (tax included) Date: MON., APRIL 7 Time: Lunch, Dinner and Sunday Brunch $ 3.00 Shipping $24.00 South Square Mall PLACE: STlldENT STORES. atrons $40.00 Benefactor $100.00 North Carolina Graduate Services Make checks payable to the 1986 Yackety Yack

5.:, S: f tn 1 1J I ft I D- - CI u 1 1 l- -l I IK) I III I nlI KTilAJTV V Ljiii tuj.i.i ttfJ.VT U UXJJMSi

III! . . w

t - n il!! ' M 1 1 - i - fH- - (ii'K moil ():,. t i'.fi

.

" x .. . i