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VOL. XXI, NO. 123 THURSDAY, APRIL 9, 1987 · the independent student newspaper serYing ~otre Dame and Saint ~fa11·'s . Alzheimer's disease linked to chromosomal abnormality Associated Press same chromosome, will help beads on a string. Normal in each of 15 Alzheimer's patients judgement and of ability to per focus future research on the dividuals have two copies of tested. The abnormality did not form routine tasks and loss of NEW YORK - A study of chromosome, other scientists each of 22 kinds of appear in 12 normal people, she language skills. Victims even Alzheimer's disease patients said. chromosomes, plus two said. tually become incapable of has found they carry an extra Dr. Miriam Schweber of the chromosomes that determine The Alzheimer patients did caring for themselves. copy of part of the chromosome Boston University School of sex. not have Down syndrome be Schweber said the extra linked to Down's syndrome, Medicine, who reported the An extra copy of cause the portion does not ap chromosome portion was found strengthening the theory that new finding, said it also holds chromosome 21 leads to pear to trigger that condition, not only in six patients who suf such a defect plays a key role the promise of testing for Down's syndrome, a condition she said. fered an inherited form of the in Alzheimer's, a researcher Alzheimer's before symptoms that causes varying degrees of Alzheimer's disease is a pro disease, but also in seven who reported Wednesday. appear. But other scientists retardation. gressive, irreversible disorder appeared to have a non The report, coming soon said it is too early to evaluate Schweber's research, re afflicting an estimated 2.5 mil inherited form. after other researchers showed that potential. ported at the annual meeting lion Americans and killing Ten of the patients had shown that a group of Alzheimer's Chromosomes are threadlike of the American Academy of more than 100,000 a year. onset of symptoms before age patients had an extra copy of molecules in every cell of the Neurology, found an extra copy Symptoms include gradual 65, and the other five after that a particular gene from the body that carry genes like of part of chromosome 21 in memory loss, impairment of age, she said. FBI director forgot memo about North Associated Press By the time the Meese probe turned into a formal criminal WASHINGTON -A justice investigation, on Nov. 26, doc Department official expressed uments crucial to the inquiry suspicions as early as last Oc already had been destroyed or tober -nearly a month before altered, according to govern public disclosure of the Iran ment investigators. Contra affair -that Lt. Col. Webster made his comments Oliver North eventually could at a Senate Intelligence Com- come under criminal investiga -mittee hearing on his nomina tion, FBI director William tion to be head of the CIA. The Webster told Congress on Wed committee's chairman, Sen. nesday. David Boren, D-Okla., sched uled a second day of hearings Webster acknowledged for Thursday, but he and vice reading an Oct. 30 FBI memo chairman William Cohen, R which outlined speculation by Maine, said they had seen noth the Justice Department official ing so far that would endanger concerning the activities of Webster's confirmation. North, who was later fired from During Wednesday's tes his post as a National Security timony, Webster pledged to Council aide at the White keep Congress informed of CIA House. covert activities. He said hold But Webster said he had for ing back information on such gotten about the memo by Nov. matters as the Iran arms deal The ObserveriPaul Oeschger 21, when Attorney General Ed -as the Reagan administration Measuring up win Meese III, declining did -violates the spirit of a law Senior Nancy Camarote shuts her eyes while Webster's offer of FBI help, un on the subject, and he said he proaches, many seniors seem to have shut out dertook an informal inquiry would resign rather than go Deanna Pass of Collegiate Reps measures for parts of campus life in anticipation. her graduation cap size. As graduation ap- into secret U.S. arms sales to Iran. see WEBSTER, page 6 Changes in pre-registration for SMC courses this fall Zic named valedictorian for 1987 By KENDRA MORRILL academic success to "time ment as the key to his stellar By SANDY CERIMELE this procedure will be the Staff Reporter management and organization. performance. Staff Reporter same for Saint Mary's stu Everything didn't come easy," Besides being an outstanding dents who pre-register for John Zic, of Oak Lawn, Illi said Zic. ''I just knew exactly student, Zic has also been very Important changes have courses at Notre Dame. nois, has been named the what had to be done." involved with the Notre Dame been announced by Saint Kennedy added that this valedictorian of Notre Dame's Zic said he knew he wanted marching and concert bands Mary's registrar concerning new procedure will help il Class of 1987. Zic, a science pre to go pre-med from the start. throughout his college career. Notre Dame students who liminate the hassle for stu professional major in the Col He said he chose the science He is the percussion section wish to pre-register for dents from both schools. lege of Science, will address the pre-professional program be leader in the concert band, was courses at Saint Mary's The Saint Mary's Religi 1987 graduating class and au cause of the opportunity it pro drum captain during his junior beginning this fall. ous Studies Department, dience at the commencement vides to obtain a well-rounded and senior years in marching "Notre Dame students which currently has the excercises on May 17. education. "The University of band, and received the Out will no longer need to come highest enrollment of Notre The valedictorian is chosen Notre Dame is one of a handful standing Senior Marching to Saint Mary's gym in order Dame students has made an solely on the basis of highest of universities to offer such a Band Member award last fall. to pre-register," according exception according to the grade point average, said Joe balanced program to science In addition, Zic is a senior peer to Sister Francesca Ken Registrar. Notre Dame stu Conklin of the Public Relations majors," said Zic. advisor for the Freshman Year nedy, Saint Mary's dents may also pre-register and Information office at Notre Zic noted that his SATs were of Studies and runs two "Emil Registrar. Kennedy said for Religious Studies Dame. According to Conklin, if "just average" for Notre Dame Review Sessions'' for that all courses can be re courses in room 172 in two or more people were to and he was not a Notre Dame chemistry each week. quested at Stepan Center Madeleva Hall at Saint share the same GPA, there Scholar as an entering fresh Concerning being named during Notre Dame pre Mary's from 4 to 6 p.m. on would have to be co man. He also was not the valedictorian of his graduating registration. April 27 and from 4 to 5 p.m. valedictorians. valedictorian of Marist High class, Zic said "It hasn't hit me Carol Haag, assistant to on April 29. Students may In the case of this year's School, from 'which he yet." Zic said he naturally as the registrar, indicated that also pre-register in Room graduating class, · Zic alone graduated. (He was the sumed someone else had a 4.0, the slips will be presented to 340 O'Shaughnessy Hall shares the honor of having the salutatorian, however.) Zic since "two-thirds of graduating the department heads and during the same times. highest academic standing in maintains that he does not con valedictorians probably have a reviewed with the requests Kennedy said that it is not the class. Zic has earned a 3.983 sider himself a genius. "I guess 4.0." He added that maybe it from Saint Mary's Students. cumulative grade point I just learned how to play the would sink in when the news Both women indicated that see REGISTER, page 4 average in his four years at game quickly," he said. He Notre Dame. He attributes his again stressed time manage- see ZIC, page 5 ------Thursday, April 9, 1987 - page 2 ~T~h~e~O~b~se~~~e~r------In Brief Voters, not newspapers, The Internal Revenue Service provides the wrong answer to nearly one-fourth of the taxpayers who should choose candidates call the agency's toll-~ree t~lepho.ne line& with questions according to congress10nal mveshgators .. IRS empl.oyees Chicago politics. gave the wrong answer 22 percent of the h~e when mves The combination of these two words evokes Kim tigators posing as taxpayers called ~RS assi.stance centers scenes of back alley smoke-filled room corrup- Y f and asked 21 typical tax law questions, said the Ge~eral tion. ura ovac Accounting Office in a report to a House subcommittee. Come on, everyone knows that Chic~go . . In addition, 15 percent of the answers were correct but politics is corrupt. From the Daley machme Assistant Accent Ed1tor incomplete. -Associated Press through the Washington regime, accusations ------ and mud-slinging have flavored every cam- paign, making them more exciting to watch than the latest episode of "All My Children." Of Interest Chicago newspapers thrive on politics. It sells newspapers. It breeds controversy. If all of the politically-related articles were removed from ''Juniors : How to Fill Out Your Profile Form'' is the recent issues of The Chicago Sun-Times and title of a presentation to be given tonight by Paul Reynolds Tribune, there would hardly be enough news to of Career and Placement Services, at 7 p.m. in 118 last one visit to the bathroom. Nieuwland Science. Juniors of all majors are welcome. But, maybe that's where some of the recent -The Observer political commentaries belong. The Sun-Times has been doing a little mud Richard Tillinghast, disti~guished poet, w~l read slinging of its own. Maybe they didn't find the from his works today at 4:30 p.m. m the Cushwa-Leighton politics of late to be interesting enough so they Library, top floor South Lounge. '!he reading is sponsored created their own story. They asked challenger by the SMC Department of Enghsh.- The Observer Ald. Edward Vrdolyak to withdraw from the race. A Jazz symposium, featuring the six judges for I don't know from where they drew their au this weekend's Collegiate Jazz Festival, will be held at thority. But I'm sure I speak for the majority 2:15p.m. tomorrow in 115 Crowley Hall of Music. A ques of readers when I say that I don't like being tion and answer session will follow the performance. -The told what to think. By asking Vrdolyak to L..S Observer withdraw from the race, they were telling conscience? They have ignored it in favor of voters not to vote for him. The least they could selling more papers and making more money. "The Barouque: The Expanding Horizon," a lecture have done was to be subtle about their bias. The headlines on Monday's Sun-Times by Dr. Charles Rosenberg, c~airm~n of t~e Depa~tment What ever happened to fair journalism that predicted a landslide victory for Harold Wash of Art, Art History, and Design, Will be given tomght at afforded each candidate an equal chance? Ob ington. Now the newspaper has become a sooth the Annen berg Auditorium of the Snite Museum at 7:30 viously, the Sun-Times has no trust in the sayer. I thought that went out with gypsys and p.Ip.. Admission is free for students. -The Observer opinions of the voters or they would never have fortunetellers. The Sun-Times' predictions demanded such an absurd action. were realized in a victory that was not a Why didn't they ask the other challengers, landslide as they said, but in a victory nonethe Stressed out Seniors are welcome to attend the Hynes and Haider, to drop out, too, since they less. final segment of ''Transition From Backpack to Briefcase: did not have Washington's majority? The Sun This is a classic example of the self-fulfilling A Real Life Primer For Graduates." Tonight's program Times, in this hasty action, ignored one of the prophesy. If the Sun-Times tells its readers will feature Christine Conway and Rita Donley, psyc fundamentals of the American democratic sys there will be a landslide victory, many voters hologists from Notre Dame Counseling Center, speaking tem: a government chosen by the people. will be psyched out and think that there is no on stress during the transition into the working world. T~e When straight news is combined with biased need to vote because a handful of votes don't program will be held at 7:30p.m. at the Center for Social editorial comment on the front page of a major matter in a landslide. They might just have Concerns. -The Observer newspaper, the reader is being brainwashed well told their readers to vote for the incumbent with opinion instead of receiving the facts he because they thought he had the majority. ''Women at Prayer'' will be the title of the 1987 was expecting to receive. The individual is lost in the majority. Instead Madeleva Lecture to be given by Mary Collins, OSB. The It is one thing to publish an editorial on the of reviewing the qualifications and integrity of lecture will be presented tonight in O'Laughlin Auditorium editorial page that blatantly says, ''This is one a candidate, the only thing that becomes im at 7:30 p.m. The lecture is sponsored by the Center for man's opinion." It is entirely different to portant is who is going to win. And how can a Spirituality at Saint Mary's. -The Observer demand that a candidate drop out of a mayoral challenger have a chance when a major news race in the headlines. paper is biased in their editorials and report Perhaps the Sun-Times has suffered through ing? being number two behind the Tribune for too Responsible journalism seems to have taken Two ND alumni, Brigette Goulet, '84, and Mike long. Maybe they thought a little muckraking a backseat to muckraking. If this continues, it Baki, '84, have returned from Chile and Africa and will would sell a lot of papers. They were probably won't be long before they will succeed in con give a presentation and talk at 7 p.m. tonight in the Center right. But what happened to their journalistic trolling our votes, dollars, and minds. for Social Concerns. The program is sponsored by the Holy Cross Associates. -The Observer
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Tile Obwner (USPS S99 24000) is published Monday through Friday except during exam and vacation periods. Tbe Obwner is published by the students of the University of Notre Dame and Saint Mary's College. Subscriptions may be purchas ed for S40 per year ($25 per semester) by writing The Observer. P .0. Box Q, Notre Dame, Indiana 46556. Tile Obsenn is a member of Tile Associated Press. All reproduction rights are reserved. The Observer Thursday, April 9, 1987 - page 3 U.S. soldier defected Soviet claims because of army abuse bugging is Associated Press March 2 from his army unit 45 an accepted miles northeast of Frankfurt, MOSCOW -An American sol West Germany. dier who defected to the Soviet It has not commented on So 'way of life' Union says he did it because he viet reports of the defection, was abused in the U.S. army the first of an American soldier Associated Press and wanted "a chance to be a to the Soviet Union since the human being," the official Vietnam war. INDIANAPOLIS -Alleged news agency Tass said Wed According to Tass, Roberts bugging of the new U.S. Em nesday. gave a scathing account of his bassy in Moscow and a spy-sex situation at the old embassy Wade Roberts said he "loved time in the Army. It quoted Ms. there have been blown out of his people" and denied his Neumann as saying the Army desertion was treason, Tass re had jailed him in a disciplinary proportion by the U.S. govern ported. The agency said he was case. ment, according to a Soviet interviewed at a Moscow hotel, Roberts suffered from "ar diplomat. but it did not say which one or bitrary actions in their most when. "It's common knowledge debased forms," the news that everyone is bugging every It was the first Soviet news agency said. "Commanders one," said Pavel Pavlov, a report about the American there get sadistic satisfaction since Kremlin officials an member of the Soviet Embassy from insults, ill-treatment and in Washington. "In diplomatic nounced last week that Roberts physical abuse." had defected and Soviet aut circles, it is accepted as a way horities granted asylum to the of life, and I do not know what "Human dignity and human the uproar is about." soldier and a West German wo rights are flouted there at man. Pavlov, who is lecturing at every turn, men are turned into Indiana University-Purdue robots," it said. "Americans The Observer!Paul Oeschger University at Indianapolis this The U.S. army has confirmed are slapped on their faces and Don't touch week, made his comments at a that a Pvt. 2 Wade Roberts was then called in a high-flown Graduate student Hugh McManus looks on with enthusiasm as news conference Tuesday. declared absent without leave manner to defend democracy.'' Doug Cyr demonstrates lab techniques in the Radiation lab. He said he was not impressed by the furor over an alleged sex-spy operation involving Marine guards at the U.S. Em bassy in Moscow. "Such things happen," Pav lov said. "Those are the facts of life. I don't know what you can do about them." But, he added, so much at tention on the incidents detracts from more important issues such as nuclear arms agreements. The United States and Soviet Union "should start dealing with the most important prob lems. A lot can be done to ease tensions -not only in principle, but in material ways," Pavlov said. "Then we can move into those gray areas and what seem now to be hopeless ones." He said his country has adopted a more open attitude and a new viewpoint under General Secretary Mikhail Gorbachev, but only time will tell if progress will be made in negotiations. ''There are many signs that relations are improving. But I don't know if all these externals mean a deep and profound change in attitudes. I think any profound changes are yet to be seen in the future." He said the Reagan adminis tration "keeps putting new ob stacles in the way of agree ments, and we simply can't prolong these tensions forever."
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National Condom Weekwasrecently "It's a class project." Yeah, that's observed on campuses across the country. the ticket. A Chico State University honors At Columbia University, a student-run student tried to convince the judge that 14 grocery store distributed free condoms as marijuana plants he was growing in his home part of its "Be Mine --Safely" program. Co were part of a class project. He said he was lumbia students can also buy condoms from tracking each plant's production and profit vending machines in men's and women's potential. He was sentenced to 270 days in restrooms. -The Observer jail and was fined $1320. -The Observer It's Gotta Be Pasta: Students at Parental permission slips to drink Okanagan College in Canada are building in dormitories is the idea behind an opinion bridges- spaghetti bridges. The annual con by the Iowa attorney general to allow people test offers $1000 in cash prizes. Expert pasta under 21 to drink alcohol. the law currently bridge builders estimate that it takes at least allows 19- and 20-year olds to drink in private five hours and a lot of glue to construct a homes -- with parental approval-- and offi good bridge. -The Observer cials believe this should be extended to in "Assassin," banned at Notre Dame, clude dorms. -The Observer seems to be dying out on other campuses as "Gay and Lesbian Jean Day" at well. Students who were hired as campus the University of California- Santa Barbara representatives at the 45 schools that were where students wear blue jeans to show sup •.'" .... targeted for the game say that the company port of homosexuality - was a success, or that runs the game has failed to pay them ganizers said. Surveys showed almost one as promised and does not answer the firm's third of the students wore jeans. up from 15 800 number. It would appear that "Assassin" percent last year. -The Observer is about to be killed. -The Observer A ban on interracial dating that "Jaws" was shown to students at the goes back thirty years at Pillsbury Baptist University of Rochester. The twist was that College, was recently lifted after black stu the movie-goers were sitting on inner tubes dents filed complaints with the State Depar The ObserverA>aul Oeschger in a campus swimming pool invested with tment of Human Rights. The college also Fun in the sun inflatable sharks. Prior to that, the campus agreed to drop the requirement stating that Tom Fetton protects his face while seeking knowledge, and a movies committee had handed out styrofoam students needed parental letters of permis tan, as he studies at the War Memorial. Wednesday's beautiful planes for a viewing of "Top Gun." sion in order to date someone of another race. weather brought out the best in many students. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Register • • • • continued from page 1 .• I .• • necessary for them to do so and • • it will not ensure placement. • • ''The chairman of the Religious • • Studies Department wanted to • • accomodate Notre Dame stu • • dents who wish to take courses • • at Saint Mary's and our depart • • ments are coordinate," she • • said. • • According to Haag, the • • registration slip requests the • • specification of a home address • • and phone number as well as • • class status of the student. She • • said that the home address is • • for notification during summer • • break and the class year is im • • portant in the placement deci • • sion of the department heads. • • "Our intent in the future is • • to notify students before sum • • mer break, although because of • • the lack of time between pre • • registration and finals this se • • mester, we will be notifying • • students in the summer, as • ® • soon as possible," said Haag. • • She also said that although the class status of the student is included for seniority, the ~ Free. In 30 minutes or $3 off. ~ new system was designed to in • • spire the departments to offer • How do you get a custom-made, Ca II US • 277 8700 • more sections of popular : freshly-baked pizza delivered in 30 • - : courses to accommodate the • minutes or less? Just pick up the Clock Tower Square, 51400 US 31 North • students' requests. : phoneandcaiiDomino'sPizza! 277-2151 232-2997 ! According to Kennedy, in the : You'll get a piping hot pizza, Plaza 23 Center, 1835 South Bend Ave. 816 Portage Ave. : past Notre Dame students were : covered with our special sauce, _ • required to wait in line at the • bubbling with Real® cheese, and 233 3133 : designated time with Saint : smothered with your favorite 1428 Calvert Street DOMINO'S : Mary's students in order to pre • toppings. And you'll get it in Ill• PIZZA • register at Angela Athletic : 30 minutes or less. Guaranteed! 289-7100 . DELIVERS. : Facility. : Call Domino's Pizza today. 4333 West Western • · • FREE. : Notre Dame and Saint • • Mary's students then went to the department tables to re :: r------,Dinner for r·------,16" Pizza Only r------,T~ick Crust :: 1 1 1 quest slots in the courses of 1 1 1 their choice. 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MANAGUA,- A strong Leningrad and in the U.S. em .Secretary of State George P. earthquake rocked central bassy in Rome has been ar Shultz told reporters that Soviet Nicaragua for about 35 seconds rested on suspicion of eavesdropping at the U.S. em on Wednesday, but authorities espionage, causing American bassy in Moscow had cast ''a said they had no immediate officials to broaden their inves- heavy shadow" over the talks reports of major damage or tigations into security he will hold next week in the casualties. breaches in American Soviet capital. He said he in The government's seis diplomatic missions. tended to tell the Soviets "that mological institute said it had Sgt. John Joseph Weirick, 26, they can't expect to continue to no immediate reading on the of Eureka, Calif., was arrested create a hostile environment quake, but the state radio, the Tuesday night and held in the for our people overseas without Voice of Nicaragua, described brig at Camp Pendleton, Calif., cost to themselves." it "as quite big." said Robert Sims, chief •Soviet Deputy Foreign Min The tremor was recorded by Defense Department spokes ister Vladimir Petrovsky said U.S. geological Survey man. He is suspected of the U.S. charges that the KGB earthquake monitors in espionage while working as a had bugged the new U.S. em Golden, Colo., at a preliminary security guard at the American bassy in Moscow are "dirty magnitude of 6.2 on the richter consulate in Leningrad in 1981 fabrications" intended to spoil scale. It occurred at 11:43 a.m. and 1982, Sims said. Shultz's trip. He accused Pres A news bulletin read over Meantime, as American offi ident Reagan of making "hos Managua radio said authorities The ObserveriPaul Oeschger cials sought to measure the tile remarks." had no immediate reports of 'Saxually' active damage caused by the infiltra anyone being killed or hurt, Ken Schwartz, Ed Gomez and Mike McCormick perform in a tion of American diplomatic •In Congress, bills were intro adding there were no reports saxophone trio as part of the Jazz Concert held at Washington missions by KGB agents and duced to require the Soviets to of major damage. Hall Wednesday night. The band is gearing up to host the Col electronic eavesdropping abandon their new Washington The U.S. geological Survey legiate Jazz Festival this weekend. devices, there were these embassy site and negotiate a said the earthquake occurred developments: new agreement with the United off the Pacific coast of •FBI director William States. Sen. William Roth, R Nicaragua, centered about 60 Webster acknowledged at a Del., said he believed the new miles southwest of Managua, Latest cancer research Senate hearing on his nomina U.S. embassy in Moscow would and was reportedly felt in nor Associated Press tion to head the CIA that the have to be torn down because thern Costa Rica. vanized the attention of cancer Soviets use their new hilltop it is so heavily bugged. Myra Guillen, a secretary at victims and their families The Associated Press bureau in BOSTON -Nearly a quarter when they were announced a Managua, described the of patients with advanced can year and a half ago. earthquake as "quite, quite cer show some response to an The research found that this big." She said it started at 11: 44 experimental therapy that approach, known as adoptive SAB a.m. and lasted about 35 turns their own blood cells into immunotherapy, can at least seconds. cancer hunters, and this could temporarily turn back cancer be "the dawn of a new ap that eludes all standard treat ;-~~ ___ CHICAGO proach to treating cancer," a ments. In some cases patients ·~~~---%~_~/ BUS researcher says. have complete remissions. Webster The treatment uses Dr. Vincent DeVita Jr., head TRIP continued from page 1 interleukin-2, a natural of the National Cancer In --~---~;it along with such a situation as disease-fighting chemical, to stitute, said the new approach CIA director. prime the body's defenses appears to be the most promis Saturday April 11 He also said he would not be against cancer. The latest ing treatment available for a member of the president's results essentially confirm con spreading kidney cancer and Busses leave the main circle at noon, Cabinet, unlike former CIA troversial and highly malignant melanoma, a lethal leave the Windy City at 1:00 a.m. director William Casey, on publicized findings that gal- skin disease. Cost: Only $4.00 grounds that the agency should ~=~~w~~~··~~~)CF=~~a~c====~t~c====~w~====MM==~~~··t be a gatherer of intelligence 4 Sign-up and bring payment to SAB office, rather than an advocate for any 2nd floor LaFortune particular policy. The Saint Mary's As for the Meese investiga Department of English j tion, senators asked Webster if, presents in retrospect, it would have been better if the attorney gen eral had called in the FBI in Tile [)iitill<)Liiillecl l>()et What if you the first place. Webster said that had he ll?iit;llle~rcl TilII ii lll911tlCJi1l thought at the time there might Reading from his works don't get into be criminal activity inolved, he "absolutely" would have got ten the FBI involved. April 9 at 4:30 pm the schOol of However, he asked, ''Could Cushwa.. Leighton Library the FBI agents have done a bet Top Floor (2M) ter job of conducting such an your choice? inquiry or looking for materi South Lounge als? I'm not sure I'm in a po ..... sition to answer that." Of course, you may get into some other school. but why settle? Prepare for the admissions exam yocire fadng-be it SAT, LSAT, GMAT, GRE, MCAT, or others -with the best test prep company. Stanley H. Kaplan. Holy Cross Fathers For nearly 50 years, Kaplan's test-taking tech Vocational Counseling niques have prepared over one million students, For personal, confidential boosting their scoring power and test confidence. on campus at interview with no obligation, So call Kaplan. 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Paul Doyle,C.S.C --· "ieVV~_O_i_n__ l ______Th-ursda-y,A-pril9_,198-7-p-age7 Church must recognize women's true role Being a Christian, I believe that my and uttered such cruel words after he, uations of unemployment and vinced that in order for this to happen, ultimate purpose and goal is to love God himself, had received tremendous homelessness. But considering the way Christians from all demoninations with all my heart, mind and soul and mercy and kindness from God; the fact they treat and obviously view women, must unite in what is perhaps the one to love others as myself - even those that he, who had once so zealously per I just cannot believe that they are really thing that we all agree on -that our high who have committed grotesque sins secuted many courageous Christian bothered by the fact tha people are just est calling and most basic duty as against me and those whom I love. St. women, still tried to establish his supe being degraded and treated unjustly. Christians is to love God with all our Paul has taught me how difficult it is riority and authority over them and all As Jesus said, "You hypocrite, first heart, mind and soul, and to love others to reach this degree of spiritual women after being so generously con take the log out of your own eye and as ourselves. maturity. You see, I cannot find it in verted by God. then you will see clearly to take out the Christians do not need more morals my heart to love this man, Pa,ul, of the Perhap's Paul's little thoughts about speck that is in your brother's eye and doctrines and rules and regulations New Testament. women wouldn't invoke in me so much (Luke: 42)." When I hear the Catholic added to the useless pile that already anger and disgust and sadness if there leaders asking for forgiveness from all exists. We need love -the kind that can Chenoa Seaboy weren't so many male religous women and that Catholic women are pierce the darkest evil. But I can assure "leaders" even today who share his at now allowed to fill all the positions that you that there can be no Christian unity titude toward women. One Sunday last men can fill - then I will believe that so long as Christian men share Paul's guest column summer I visited a fundamentalist Pen injustice and degradation of human view of women. You see, when someone tecostal Church service. A male preac beings truly bothers them. If the truly loves another as their own self, When I think about the grotesqueness her was givng what I thought was a Church leaders simply allow Catholic that person does to the other just as of the sin that he committed against rather good sermon he said, "So, wo women to enter these positions of ser they would have the other do to them. me and all women, I can feel only dis men, go home to your husbands and vice without apologizing and asking for True lovers do not seek to dominate and gust and hatred toward the man. His say 'teach me'." I was nauseated. Don't forgiveness, I will remain unconvinced. rule over others. words about women reek of vanity and get me wrong. I have nothing against They will be like the white restaurant John Ruskin once said, "Pride is at demonstrate the cruel degradation of women learning from men. But I do owner who now allows blacks only be the bottom of all great mistakes." other human beings which is the inevi have something against men thinking cause he or she has been forced to. Many Christian men from all table outcome whenever any particular they can't or shouldn't be taught by and Jesus told the apostles, "You know denominations will be making a great person, race or sex tries to establish that the rulers of the Gentiles lord it mistake if they do not change the way their own superiority over all other over them, and their great men exer they view and treat women soon. And people, races, or the opposite sex. Here "Paul, would you like to cise authority over them. It is not so I am certain that, pride will be at the are just some of his cruelest words: be considered as being in among you, but whoever wishes to be bottom of it . "But I want you to understand that come great among you shall be your In the meantime, I will be praying Christ is the head of every man, and herently inferior to more servant (Matthew: 20: 25-27)." Clearly, for the grace to forgive and love St. the man is the head of a woman ... a man than half the world's this teaching has been ignored by most Paul, and I ask for your prayers for ought not to have his head covered, Christian men throughout the centuries this as well. since he is the image and glory of God, population simply since Christ - including St. Paul. but the woman is the glory of man. For because of the sex that As usual, our world is in desperate Chenoa Seaboy is a sophomore philos man does not originate from woman, need of a spiritual renewal. I am con- ophy major. but woman from, man. For indeed man you were born with?" was not created for the woman's sake, but woman for the man's sake (1 Co learn from women. rinthians 11 : 3-9). '' Later, the women who had invited me Jesus instructed His followers, "Do to the service asked me how I liked it. unto others as you would have others So I told them, and it tore my heart out do unto you "Failure is an event, never a per son." William D. Brown "Welcome Stress" 'l'he Observer General Board Edttor·in·Chief ...... Kevin Becker Busmess Manager ...... Brian P. Murray P.O. Box Q, Notre DDme, IN 46556 (219) 239-5303 Managmg Editor .. . Mark Pankowski Advertismg Design Manager ...... Michael Whitton News Editor ...... Chris Bednarski Advertising Manager ...... Melinda Chapleau News Editor ...... Jim Riley Production Manager ...... Melissa Warnke The Observer is the independent newspaper published by the students of the University Vtewpomt Edttor .. ... Chrrs Murphy Protects Manager ...... 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Founded November 3, 1966 ---~--- I Accent f f ) Giving others a spring brea t t Student vol ~ east-southeast of Lexington. i{ Even with tt:te facts, though, they did not know what to expect from the people of Appalachia or from CAP once they arrived there. "I really didn't know what Appalachia was, but every one I talked to who went I down said they really had a great time," says Chris Zim money and jobs. merman, a senior from l The students volunteered Hartland, Wis., "I decided on their own through the that I wanted to try it. And I Center of Social Concerns, discovered that it wasn't as which helps coordinate the bad as I thought it would l trips for both fall and spring be." breaks. Most of the students In order to learn what Ap f PeTE GEGEN were motivated by the desire palachia was all about, the features writer to work with the people of students turned to the ~ Appalachia and learn more people who have lived there eventy-one year old about the problems they all their lives. The most S Myrtle Skeans lives in a face. valuable lessons they region of the United States Two orientation sessions learned came from those known as Appalachia. Ali her held prior to the trip showed people, and Myrtle Skeans life she has lived in this them how the coal industry by far made the biggest im area, which is known affected the region. Moun pression on the group. for its coal and Its poverty. tains are destroyed by strip "She is just a powerhouse But Myrtle Skeans knows it mining techniques, and of energy," says Jim Pernas, better as her home, and as floods are caused by altera a senior from Medford, N.J. a place to take pride in. tions in rivers by the com- "She is so gifted a storytel "All her children have ler. She vividly remembers moved out of the area," says It amazes me that a so many different things Christine Lopach, a Notre lady who didn't about her life, and it's such Dame sophomore from Mis a rich life from the close soula, Mont. who is one of even finish the ness in her family. eleven students who spent eighth grade had "It amazes me that a lady their spring break working who didn't even finish the with the people in the Ap such a great eighth grade knew so much palachian mountains of eas memory, such great and had such a great tern Kentucky. 'They live in memory, such great intelli Utah now, and a lot of them intelligence too--it's gence too--it's a different want her to move out there. a different kind of kind of intelligence." But she won't move, be Skeans lives outside Mar cause her home is where intelligence. tin in a place called Wildcat her ties are." Holler (don't yell, just hol Lopach and the rest of the panies. The money ler). The students first met A bus from the Mountain Christian Acad students came into contact generated by coal stays in her at the local parish's St. with the people of Appalac the hands of a few and Patrick's Day party where yet she didn't have a lot," tire holler at one time, but hia while working for the usually leaves the region, she out-danced even the stu says Sharon Young, a soph eventually he traded the Christian Appalachian Project because many companies dents. Later in the week she omore from Pittsburgh. land for "a gun and shells." (CAP), an eccumenical or are based outside the state. invited them to her house Skeans was also generous ganization devoted to hel Prepared with the facts, for dinner where she cooked in her story telling, recount "You got an Idea of what it ping the people of this the group of eleven stu a delicious meal of chicken ing the histories of the was like to live there all your region. It was first organized dents, led by Grace Hall as and dumplings, potato people and the land. One life," says Christine Lopach, in 1964 by Father Ralph sistant rector Joe McKenna, salad, fried apples, green such account told the story a sophomore from Missoula, Belting, who wanted to help traveled to an eastern Ken beans, biscuits, and home of her uncle who lived in Mont. the people who had little op tucky town called Martin, made apple and chocolate Buck's Branch, the next hol portunity due to a lack of which is about two hours pies. "She was so generous, ler over. He owned that en- To experience the way of life of the people in Appalac hia was one of the goals set by the students. They worked on several projects coordinated by CAP, such as seed distribution, home repair, visits to the elderly, and infant care. In this way they came into contact with people of all ages. Two students received a close look at the homelife of the people. Donna Stlglmeier, a senior from Williamsville, N.Y., and Mic helle Bertsch, a sophomore ,} ~~~~-tf from Akron, Ohio, spent one afternoon visiting the elder ·;-. ~€ ~--}~ ly. At one stop they met two 1 sisters, Marie and Georgie, 4-:,.i 1: who lived next door to each other. "They were lonely even though they lived next door to each other, and Marie's son and grandchildren live nearby," says Stiglmeler. "Marie was sick. unkempt, and suffering from em physema from smoking for 45 years, but still she Senior Jim Pemas celebrates St. Patrick's Day In Appalachia with 71-year-old Myrtle Skeans. The Observe~hrlstlne LOpach seemed to have a good atti- Thursday April 9, 1987 - page 8 - 9 k Seeing Red unteers help out in Appalachia Editor's note: this is the second of two-part series. sensed our tour guide's dissatisfaction with Russian I life and the government In both the things he said and how he said them. I also learned a lot from the offlcal and unofficial figures and theories he quoted concerning Soviet citizens. For example, the unofficial average number of abortions per woman is six. Birth control Is Illegal, because the state Is worried about the low birthrate. However, abortion is state sponsored, and It thus becomes the official form of birth control. The official average salary is 190 rubles per month (approxlmtely $.3648 per year), with military and Communist party officials earning up to .300 rubles for one month's work (a little less than 800 Mary Berger C'est Ia Vie Few of the more priviledged people live in private residences. Within the heart of the city, 80% of the population live in common housing. Each family has its own room and corridor, but kitchen and bathroom facilities are shared with other residents, perhaps three other families. If someone over the age of 18 wishes to buy an apartment, possibly after waiting one year and having to prove how the money was obtained, an apart ment with one room, a kitchen, one corridor and a bathroom will cost about $12,000. A similar three-room apartment would follow at approximately $37,000. When a couple gets married, each person receives approximately $200 from the government, but should they divorce, each must pay the government a fee of $320. There is a 40% divorce rate among couples who have been married for at least three years. If a father who has been divorced has one child, 25% of his salary must go towards child support, and this percentage increases with the number of children. In most cases the mothers receive custody unless they have drug. alcohol, or other problems which would hinder the quality of child raising. According to our tour guide, alcohol abuse in the Soviet Union has diminished. Citizens can still buy alcohol between 2 and 7 p.m. "After about three to four hours in line one may get vodka, otherwise wine," the guide explains. State-owned bars do exist, but they don't offer any alcohol. In restaurants one person may purchase 100 The ObserveliJim Pemas ~my in the mountains of Appalachia near Martin, Kentucky. grams of alcohol. Not many people frequent restaurants, however, because an evening may cost the equivalent of tude. They were really people. The purpose of jobs in Appalachia. Many houses between $16 to $24. friendly." such as seed distribution they drove past were run Our guide Leonard explained that "now all magazines, "The people were and home repair was to help down and littered with trash newspapers, and even the theater criticize day-to-day genuinely honest," adds people help themselves, the around them. And to the Soviet life." Changes are said to be occurring In social life Bertsch. "One of them basic philosophy under students who believed that but not in food or clothing. He seemed to express hope pointed at Donna and said, which CAP operates. For ex the people of Appalachia about Oorbachev's new policy of sponsoring private 'Oh, that redhead over there, ample, Pernas, Young and I took pride in their land, enterprise, such as shops and restaurants, which will be she just smiles all the time.· spent one day on the home these houses were a disturb put to the test starting the first of May. She just came right out and repair crew, working with ing sight. As for the few Soviet citizens I saw, they seemed to be said it. no qualms or inhibi four of the permanent "It's bad that people have content. It Is true they have not much In the material tions." I thought they to live like that," says sense. Their clothes are of cheap quality and are very Lopach. "We walked off this expensive. A set of men's boxers and pajama shirt cost Honesty and straightfor would be kind of one road, and all this trash about $60, and women's shoes can run from $160 on up. wardness is characteristic was just left there as if The government takes care of everything for the people. not only of the adults, but of timid, but they They have jobs, and there are state-owned stores and the youth of Appalachia as grabbed my hand someone else would take forms of entertainment. "A model city," Leonard said of well. Marc Haygood, a senior and said, 'Hey, let's care of it." Moscow with a smirk on his face, "There is no unemploy from Chicago, spent one af "I think it's because they ment or people living in the streets," ternoon working at the play pool!' don't really have the gar Life in Moscow, socialist life, seemed to me to be, quite youth center in Martin. "I workers of CAP on an elderly bage collection," says simply, existence. Food is bought because people need to thought they would be kind lady's house in Buck Stiglmeier. "What are they be nourished, clothes are bought because people are cold of timid," says Haygood, Springs, another holler. We going to do with It? The ap and need to clothe their bodies, work obligations are "But they just ran up to me stripped and painted all day pearance isn't that great, but fulfilled because they must be. The people did seem and asked me, 'What is your long. nearly finishing in time are you going to fault them? content, but there was a spirit a vlvacitie, something name?' and grabbed my to go back to the house for It isn't vegetables or food; it missing. hand and said, 'Hey, let's dinner. Not only did we help was cars and stoves. I talked On a visit to an art museum I spent some time studying play pool!' " this lady, but we also saw to the permanent volunteers the art works but more time studying the people. Families Haygood, along with first-hand an example of the about it, and they said the mingled, they had smiles on their faces, and fathers held Peggy Woodward, a junior living conditions in Appalac same." their little girls' hands. In the Impressionist section, one from Miami. and Missy Hol hia. mother In her fur hat and snow boots talked to her son land, a sophomore from It should be noted that all about each work, showed him the details up close, and Tiverton, R.I., also worked the things the group did and The permanent volunteers then backed away to show him how all of the dans with infants at the day care experienced would not have are there not only to work, blended together. It was as precious as the works them center. "At first the infants been possible If it weren't but also to educate groups selves. were kind of apprehensive for the group of permanent of students on Appalachia 1 am still asking myself what life is really like there, if when I arrived," he says, volunteers who work for and help make the experi the people are happy. Is their present form of socialist "But by the end of the day CAP. Many of them have just ence worthwhile, to make it government acceptable? Is it the system they desire? they really got attached to gotten out of college and have a lasting impression on When I asked Leonard if the Soviet people are generally uS; and some of them cried have donated up to a year of the students. And through happy, content. and pleased with their government he when we left." Haygood also their time to working in the their guidance, as well as froze up, turned his head away, and said, "No statistics." I was attached, and as a mountains. the work experince and the asked, "But what do you think?" He looked me in the eye souveneir of his work he One volunteer by the interaction with the people and held my glance for a moment as if he wanted to now possesses a photo of name of Kevin took the stu of Appalachia, spring break answer, wanted to tell me what he thought. He shook his three of the infants. dents to the areas off the '87 is one experience the head then, as if to shake off the thought and repeatd, "No Not all of the jobs involved main roads to give them a eleven students from Notre statistics." directly working with the closer look at the way of life Dame won't forget. -- _____,______...,... ______ The Observer Thursday, April 9, 1987 - page 10 Men's tennis team shows grace under pressure in 6-3 win By THERESA KELLY set from Bowling Green's Rick Bowling Green's Mike breaker before losing, 6-2, 4-6, been a while since we'd played Sports Writer Boysen, 6-4, then dropping the Cansfield in the third, 6-4. 7-6. outside.'' second, 1-6. Carr and Boysen In doubles action, the Irish The Irish hope the good wea The Notre Dame men's ten battled to a tie-breaker in the took two of three matches, with ther and the good play continue nis team was strong under third, with Carr coming out on Irish fifth man Mike Wallace Carr and Reiter winning in the this weekend as they host Eas pressure Tuesday, winning top, 7-6. had little trouble in his second number-one spot, 7-5, 6-3. · tern Michigan on Sunday. three of four matches that went Brian Kalbas, the number meet back from a shoulder in Teammates Walsh and Daggs Notre Dame is undefeated the full three sets while defeat two man for Notre Dame, also jury, winning in straight sets, had an easier time, 6-4, 6-2, in against their next opponent, ing Bowling Green, 6-3. went the distance, 6-2, 4-6, 6-4. 6-1, 6-1. the second match. Irish holding a 16-0 record dating "We played well," said Head number-three pair of Wallace back to 1970. Coach Tom Fallon. 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'The1e IS no hurt on earth that is beyond heavenly help • Hew does this siMple. poignant. powerful thought relate t~ the inherent tension evtdent m the contrast bt>twl!ll'n Wordsworth s immortal The 1}-,/ude and that more recent (and better recos - nized) offenng from one of Japan's pre-eminent artiSts. The Honda Motor Corporation' First. let's con· i stder the facts. I Th get ahead in college, it helps if comes with either two built-in 800K lets you run MS-DOS programs. you choose a brilliant roommate. Like a drives, or one drive and an internal Whichever Macintosh you choose, Macintosh" personal oomputer. And now 20-megabyte hard disk. As well as a you can use the latest, most advanced there are two moclels to choose from. choice of two new keyboards. software. And that means you'll be able The Macintosh Plus, which comes Inside, the SE also has an expan- to work faster, better and smarter. with one BOOK disk drive and a full mega- sion slot, so you can add a card that lets No two ways about it. byte of memory(expandable to four). you share information over a campus- And the new Macintosh SE. Which wide network. Or another card that Thep Notre Dame Computer Store Room 25, Comp-Math Bid. 219-239-7 477 C1987AppkCompuJer.lnc.AppkandlhPApple/qfoareregtstmdlmdemarltsrfAppleCampuler.lnc.MacinlosbisatrrJtkrnar*ifAppkCompuler,hlCMJ DOSisarep,islmfltmdenltlri?ifMimJ. hitting team that will score some runs anywhere, and NLEast they'll score a lot more at Second-round action is finally underway continued from page 16 Bookatore Tournament Gynecologists by 12 Cares Wrigley Field. The Dooble Brothers over Team No. 632 by 2 Todd Worrell (36 SVs), last Unfortunately, Rick Sutcliffe Wedneaday'a Reaulta 4:45 ·The Goop Runs Again vs. The Condos Stepan 1 Bookstore 1 0 5:30 • Team No. 303 vs. Ollie North's Fan Club year's Rookie of the Year. and Steve Trout lead a pitiful The Board Bangers over Las Guasabaras by 4 Cotton Club over Team No. 530 by 14 6:15 • We Don't Dribble Before We Shoot vs. Overall, it's a quality group. pitching staff (last place with Team No. 622 over In-n-out by 7 Return of the Fugitive Guy over Team No. 661 Mulley's Bay Spigot o· Vomit over Team No. 175 by 2 by 15 Stepen 5 Second place goes to the New a 4.49 ERA) that will give up The Cool Team over Puff My Magic Dragon by Tequila Light Whitening over Team No. 37 by 4:00 ·Johnny Doumbear's vs. Phil Collins, Monk York Mets if for no other rea-· some runs anywhere, and 4 3 Malloy ... Stepan 2 Team No. 47 over Team No. 337 by 6 4:45 • Gary's Kids vs. Team No. 313 son than the non-repeating they'll give up a lot more at Swiss. Colby, and 3 other Cheeses over Team Lyons 11 5:30 • Mr. Coffey vs. Bon Jovi syndrome. But other than that, Wrigley Field. No. 659 by 5 Spanish Fly & ... over Computer Whiz& ... by 3 6:15 • Mojo Risin II vs. C.J. & the Rastafarians Leone's Stallions over Team No. 347 by 17 The Yellow Submarines X-Meats over Team Stepen 8 the Mets have some other prob The Pittsburgh Pirates will G-Men over Revenge of the Plaidsters by 14 No. 430 by 11 4:00 • Ponders Pants Python vs. Josephus & lems that may unravel last take fifth. The Pirates are very Sheep Thrills over Tequila Sunrise and the Mic Malandros over Yeah, But We'll Outdrink You the Ethiopaan Shim Sham helob Lights by 11 Anyway by 11 4:45 • Holy Rollers vs. Team No. 376 year powerhouse. Dwight young, especially their pitch Stepan 3 Team No. 27 over Penguins in Bondage by 5 5:30 • We Pack Extra Baggage vs. Re~enge of Gooden will be in drug rehab ing staff. Doug Dra beck and Team No. 208 over Team No. 335 by 6 Lyons 12 Molten Lava Lock'n Toast'em over Duncan Hines and the Gods & Men at NO over It's Good to by Messy 6:15 • 11 You Fake It One More Time ... vs. Heat for a while, Roger McDowell is Bob Kipper will have to Pillsbury Whiteboys by 4 Kings by 6 Miser injured and a host of off -the respond to help first baseman Pete and Toni are Fat over Team No. 511 by Wretched Return of Red, Red Wine over Bookstore 9 2 Keenan 3rd by 10 4:00 • Colin Rowe & 4 Other Slugs vs. Cotton field problems have sur Sid Bream, outfielders Barry Papa Sumby and Flying Eggmen over Unknow What's Smaller Than ... over 3 Muskateers ... by Club rounded this team since its Bonds and Van Slyke, second ables by 11 19 4:15 ·The Cunning ... vs. Tequila Light Whiten Stepan 4 Top Guns over 5 Guys Who Smoke by 17 ing shining moment. baseman Johnny Ray and third Fat Chicks over Team No. 636 by 14 5:30 • Jus' Tofu vs. Skid Row Swallows sacker Jim Morrison (no, not Team No. 51 over Transport Phenomenon by Thureday'a Games 6:15 ·Air Daggers vs. Oliver North & the Contra Third place goes to the only 8 Stepan 1 Connection THAT Jim Morrison) get some Team No. 644 over 4 Thugs and a Hub by 16 quality team left, the Philadel 4:00 - Missing Line vs. Buzz & 4 Other Bookstore 10 wins. 4 Fags and a Zomb1e over Druids by 21 Vegetables 4:00 • Desperados 11s. Retum of the Fugitive phia Phillies. Philadelphia has Stepan 5 4:45 - Rat Pack vs. We May Be Small, But Guys The cellar goes to the Michiana Express over Propazition Photy-Ate We're ... 4:45 - Ex MBA Quasi Schola~ocks liS. Corporate a nice blend of youth and expe by 12 5:30- Rosie Palms-Soccer Burgers vs. 5 Guys Raiders rience in its lineup. Mike Eas Montreal Expos by a landslide. 7 Guys Who Still Can't Add over Peace Love Who Flow Like Rivers 5:30 • Oliver North vs. Gee I Don't Know The off-season was not kind to Dove by 4 ler (.302, 14HRs, 78 RBis), ac 6:15 - Capt. Kirk & 4 Other Guys with Big 6:15 • Ten of Us vs. Team No. 458 MontreaL They lost an all-star We Don't Dribble Before We Shoot over Plether Phasers II vs. Team No. 341 Lyone 11 quired from the Yankees for and the Pseudo Cows by 7 Stepen 2 4:00 • Spanish Fly & the Pine Raiders vs. Gods outfielder, Andre Dawson, Team No. 489 over A Name Joe Cassidy 4:00 • Team No. 420 vs. Fawn Hall's Desktop & Men at NO Charles Hudson, adds punch to Wouldn't Allow by 6 probably will get one back, Tim Aerobics& ... 4:45 • Malandros vs. What's Smaller Than A lineup that already includes Stepan 8 4:45 • Digger Phelps & 4 other ... vs. 6 Feet Taenia Weenie Fly Raines, but only after he has Team No. 385 over 4 Engineers & a Bio Major Under 5:30 ·Myth. Gods of Love & Destruction vs. 10 sluggers Von Hayes (98 RBis) by 11 5:30 • A Priest & 4 Followers vs. New Order Guys Nobody Likas ... and Mike Schmidt (37 HRs, 119 missed over a month. They LB'J Rias and 4 Other Guys over Team No. 635 6:15 • Minahoonies vs. Love Fest Lives 6:15 ·Team No. 193 vs. We Eat Cannibals traded one of the National by 3 Stepan 3 Lyon• 12 RBis). Glazed Donuts over Gashmasters by 2 4:00 • Platoon vs. Team No. 557 4:00 • The Yellow Submarine X-Meats vs. League's finest relievers, Jeff Team No. 271 over Sween's Dogs by 17 4:45 • Cop Car Thief,.An Ex-RA & 3 Other Guys Wretched Retum of Red,Red Wine This is where the quality in Reardon, to Minnesota for Bookstore 9 vs. McHugh,Retroske ... 4:45 • Sel1 Appointed Frie Marshalls of the Colin Rowe & 4 Other Slugs over Michael Jor 5:30 • Sex C. Sections vs. No Law Jungle vs. Disgrace this division takes a nosedive. peanuts. That leaves them with dan's Illegitimate Sons by 10 6:15 ·The Bosses vs. Studd 5:30 • Otis Hurts vs. Chris Rawson & 4 Other Finishing fourth will be the a team even the optimist-of Desperados over Team No. 62 by 8 Stepan 4 Guys Who Can't Pick Up Chicks The Cunning ... over The 5 Unlicensed 4:00 • Snow Blowers vs. Who's Next...Who 6:15- Team No. 27 vs. Top Guns Chicago Cubs. Andre Dawson optimists won't believe is a con and Ryne Sandberg lead a good tender. despite shooting 21-of -57, and Melandros downed Yeah, But Doves We'll Outdrink You Anyway, 21-10. Top Guns shot down Five continued from page 16 Guys Who Smoke, 21-4, while ~'"/lET4 TO EUROPE dressed in flower-child attire Fat Chicks squished Team No. and, despite the loss, brought 636, 21-10. THE NfJT ,.., Is /celandair good music with them, includ Another 40 games are on ing the Woodstock tape. slate for tomorrow as the The Return of the Fugitive second round of the tourna 1689 Guy sunk Team No. 661, 21-6, ment continues. 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For Rice (.324, 20, 110), Dwight example, first-year left fielder Evans (.259, 26, 97) and David •••••• Pete Incaviglia tied a club Henderson (.265, 15, 47) might ._.. ~ record with 30 homers, while begin to show signs of age this APphoto Ruben Sierra smacked a year. They've got got Wayde record 10 triples, even though Boggs, though, (.357)." Lloyd Moseby got the 1987 season off to a bang for the Toronto he was not called up until June 1 Blue Jays by hitting the season's first home run on Monday. 1 by manager Bobby Valentine. "Who's left, Dick?" "l "The men from Motown, the younger guys like Rob Deer ) Detroit Tigers. Losing Lance (.232, 33, 86) to pick up the slack I Parrish means a lot of lost pro left by aging veterans. Bring duction as well as a solid ing up the rear will be the Bal catcher. timore Orioles. An aging pitch ing staff hurts the Birds, but In sixth, I like the Milwaukee Cal Ripken the shortstop (.282, Brewers. 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The Stallions first-half points. It seems only It took over 350 games and, ran away with the win in a brisk two cheeses showed up for this more importantly, five Druids, 15 minutes. one, as the winners played with but it finally happened. "They (Leone's Stallions) only four guys while the losing Bookstore Basketball XVI are one of those teams that just team was comprised of five saw its first shutout yesterday plays real well together,'' said girls. as 4 Fags & A Zahmbie Bookstore Commissioner Steve Melia, relishing his opportu slammed the Druids, 21-0, and Wenc. "They all seem to know nity to play hotdog, gathered showed why they are one of the where everybody else is on the most of his points from layups 16 ranked teams of the tourna court. It's no fluke that they as a result of the fast break or ment. made the finals last year - just plain ole basket-hanging. The Druids have the un- they're a solid seed." His layup conversion percentage was somewhat Bookstore lower than Indiana's Steve Al ford three-point shooting Basketball percentage, as Melia turned in a 15-of-42 performance. XVI ''About the only thing I could fill up was the scoresheet," said Melia after looking at the pleasant distinction of being In yesterday's marathon game's tally sheet. the first team to be skunked game, Glazed Donuts dumped The five girls from Team No. this year in Bookstore. You Gashmasters, 21-19, in a one 659 were in the game through know · who these people are. hour and 25-minute contest. out, thanks to the seven-point, They are the same folks who The Gashmasters held an 11-5 nine-rebound and one-broken put all those ads in Classifieds, lead at the half, but Glazed nail performance of Nannette wear capes, worship Donuts fought back to even the LaFond. "Nannette was a , Stonehenge and do various score at 16. The two teams major force in the game until other goofy things such as use traded baskets to the wire until she broke that nail," said John an "oaken cudgel" to try to Glazed Donuts' Rick Gates, Fitzsimmons of the Cheeses. block the 4 Fags' shots in yes with his team up 20-19, sunk a All five girls got on the terday's game. Andy 'Pheonix' 15-footer for the win. Gates was scoreboard, including Michelle Saal of the Druids was able to modest after his game-winning LaRose, who scored her team's block seven shots with the bucket. final point. cudgel, which really was just a "I don't even like glazed "We· just really wanted to big stick. donuts," said the Columbia make sure LaLa (LaRose) "Sunspot activity changed City, Indiana native. scored at least once this semes the phase of the moon and Ironically, the players on ter," said Jenny Hallenback. caused all our shots to be off both of these teams are neigh In other action, 7 Guys Who by four inches," said bors at Campus View. They Still Can't Add shot down Peace I ArchDruid Mark McLaughlin planned on getting together Love Dove, 21-17. According to of his team's 0-of-24 shooting. last evening to watch replays a team spokesman, the 7 Guys The Observer /Mike Moran Leone's Stallions, last year's of the game over beverages. were led by Tom Shallow's four runnerup to Lee's BBQ Just like the big time. points. The Doves came Dick Prosen goes up for a jam for Malandros in Bookstore action Roundhouse II in the champi Swiss, Colby & Three Other Wednesday on Lyons 11. Prosen scored 5 as Malandros defeated onship, showed no mercy as Cheeses held off a tough chal Yeah, But We'll Outdrink You Anyway, 21-10. Other results and they trampled Team No. 347, lenge from Team No. 659 be- see DOVES, page 13 today's schedule appear on page 13. Observer staff takes stabs at predj,cting 1987 season { AL East AL West NL East NL West I ; { "I'm telling you, Dennis, the AL East The Kansas City Royals have some The Mets will not repeat. The Mets Warning: the Surgeon General has is strictly PTL -not Pat Robertson's thing to prove, and perhaps more im will not repeat. The Mets will not determined that these predictions may evangelist show, but a prime time portantly, they have the perfect divi repeat. be hazardous to your gambling health. league. The teams can take you DT, sion in which to prove it. Maybe if I say it a few more times, baby, downtown. But it's got some KO The Royals went from champions of I'll really believe it. Nevertheless, the I really didn't know what to say when pitchers who can give you the PTK - the baseball world two years ago to a National League East is separated into I was given the enviable task of prime time stirke out. 76-86 team last season, when they es two definite groups: the contenders and previewing the National League West "OK, Dicky V., who do you like?" tablished themselves as the American the no-way-in-becks. Division. "I hate to say this, but the Toronto League's second-to-last team in runs And leading the way for the con I was left speechless not because I Blue Jays will be dancing in the ball scored. But this year should see Kansas tenders will be the St. Louis Cardinals. was honored, but because I know little :! come October. Thev've got an All- City back in the top spot, thanks to some This team made a major deal, trading if anything about the NL West. So with I ~ Dennis Marty Rick Pete Corrigan Strasen Rietbrock Gegen Sports Editor Assistant Sports Edito1 Assistant Sports Editor Assistant Sports Editor Unknown Team outfield in Lloyd fresh young faces, some hungry old outfielder Andy VanSlyke and catcher a little help from Sports Illustrated's "Shaker Mo" Moseby (.253, 212 HR, 86 ones, and the easiest division in Mike Lavalliere for Tony Pena, who baseball preview issue, I'll try to give ~} RBI), angry young man George Bell baseball. has few peers as a backstop. The rest a run down of the division. l (.309, 31, 108) and Jesse Barfield (.289, Sure ace reliever Dan Quisinberry of the lineup will be solid if last season's The Houston Astros are the defending l 40, 108). Tony Fernandez is as solid a only saved 12 games after four succes wounds are fully healed. Willie McGee champs and should be near the top shortstop as you'll find. sive seasons as Fireman of the Year, and Jack Clark are trying to rebound, I r again this season. The entire starting i { "They're pitching was a little shaky but you can't expect a guy to save many and if they do, the Cards are looking lineup returns, including Cy Young last year, but Dave Stieb (7-12, 4.74 games when his team isn't getting in good. award winner Mike Scott and Nolan ERA) had surgery and should make a front. 'The Quiz' might not be 'The Su Other keys are 'The Wizard' Ozzie Ryan, who will be trying to make it strong comeback. If Jimmy Key (14-11, perquiz' of old, but he should find the Smith, who has improved his offense through the season without injuring his l ) 3.57) and Jim Clancy (14-14, 3.94) going a little easier this year behind (107 SBs) to go with his acrobatic field right elbow again. 1 bounce back, this is a team that could Bret Saber hagen (7-12, 4.15 ERA), ing, speedster Vince Coleman and the Already the Astros are fired up, I Charlie Leibrandt (14-11, 4.09), Danny progress of rookie outfielder Jim Lin ; do it all." taking the first two games from Los "Who's next, Dick" Jackson (11-12, 3.20) and Mark Gubicza deman, who was impressive enough to Angeles. And manager Hal Lanier is ''Those guys from near my part of (12-6, 3.64). facilitate Van Slyke's departure. hot too after he was nearly beaned by the country, the New York Yankees. This is a team that would be 15 games The pitching includes starters Greg a warm-up pitch from the Dodgers' This is a team with some All-Universe better than anyone in the AL West if it Mathews (11-8), John Tudor (13-7) and Fernando Valenzuela in Tuesday's I 'I players. Ricky Henderson ( .263, 28 HR, could find some runs, and new manager Danny Cox (12-13), and super-stopper game. see AL EAST, page 14 see AL WEST, page 14 see NL EAST, page 13 see NL WEST, page 11