Bowling Green State University ScholarWorks@BGSU
BG News (Student Newspaper) University Publications
12-11-1991
The BG News December 11, 1991
Bowling Green State University
Follow this and additional works at: https://scholarworks.bgsu.edu/bg-news
Recommended Citation Bowling Green State University, "The BG News December 11, 1991" (1991). BG News (Student Newspaper). 5307. https://scholarworks.bgsu.edu/bg-news/5307
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 4.0 License. This Article is brought to you for free and open access by the University Publications at ScholarWorks@BGSU. It has been accepted for inclusion in BG News (Student Newspaper) by an authorized administrator of ScholarWorks@BGSU. ^ The BG News Wednesday, December n, 1991 BOWLING GREEN, OHIO Volume 74, issue 70 Briefly Aide says Gorbachev to resign soon by Deborah Seward wealth" of independent states. what fate is in store not only for The Associated Press The three Slavic republics were the president, but for the union as Soviet Union facing chaotic Inside the original signers of the 1922 a whole." treaty that formed the Soviet There was no indication as to MOSCOW - As the Soviet Union. why Gorbachev would decide to winter as empire falls apart Sex toys not for tots: Union's most powerful leaders But today, Georgy Shakhna- quit now. It also was not clear A guide for shopping for compete fiercely over who has zarov, one of the Soviet presi- why one of Gorbachev's close by Jim Drinkard rector Robert Gates said Tues- the naughty on your the right to decide its future, an dent's top advisers, was quoted aides would publicly speculate The Associated Press day. Christmas list. aide to Mikhail Gorbachev said as saying: "You will not wait long about the president's fate. "The situation is dangerously ► See page five. today the Soviet president will for Mikhail Gorbachev's depar- However, contradictory re- unstable," Gates told the House soon resign. ture." His remarks to a confer- ports about Gorbachev's future WASHINGTON - The Soviet Armed Services Committee, even On Monday, Gorbachev ap- ence of young politicians were indicated high-level uncertainty Union faces chaos this winter as as U.S. Ambassador Robert Falcons crush Michi- peared to be holding firm, disput- reported by the independent about his future role. the former Communist empire Strauss raised doubts about gan: ing the claim by Russia, Ukraine Interfax news agency. Gorbachev's top spokesperson spins apart and President Mik- whether a new commonwealth of Second-half surge leads to and Byelorussia that they could In a separate interview, he told hail Gorbachev is reduced to little a 99-79 whalloping of the alone create a new "common- the news agency: "Nobody knows C See Resign, page six. more than a figurehead, CIA Di- D See Unrest, page six. Wolverines in Anderson Arena. ►■See page seven. Gift giving Campus programs State of campus: Undergraduate Student Government president Mike cut due to Sears will appear on ' 'After Dark" on WBGU-FM 88.1 tonight at 10 p.m. fund loss The number of' 'After Dark" is 372-2826. by Christina Wise social services reporter Stale The Grinch may be trying to steal Christmas in Bowling Breeding gorillas: Green. CINCINNATI — The Cin- While there are several pro- cinnati Zoo shipped a grams this year to provide 10-year-old gorilla to a Cali- Christmas gifts for children and fornia foundation Tuesday families with financial need, two as part of an international of the largest and most successful breeding project intended to have been discontinued. help endangered Western Toys for Tots, a nationwide lowland gorillas survive. Crogram run by the United States The Cincinnati Zoo is part larine Corps under specific of an international network guidelines, is no longer in Bowl- of zoos involved in a project ing Green. United Way Director Nadine to help the endangered gori- Way said the program is normal- lla breed to survive. ly run by Vietnow, a Vietnam veterans organization, but it may Nation not have the resources this year to carry out the annual program. Vietnow president Jim Puhl MilliVauiHi victims: said the program involved a PITTSBURGH—Vice great deal of time and manpower President Dan Quayle said that the group was just not able to Siroblems in the nation's log- provide. ammed legal system are "We only have around 55 mem- typified by a $20 million bers, and only 10-15 live in the class-action lawsuit filed Wood County area," Puhl said. against lip-synching duo Mi- Tbe BG Newi/Jay Murdack As an alternative to Toys for lljVanilli. Misty Morning Tots, Puhl said he tried to organ- Quayle, who has taken up the cause of legal reform, Chemistry graduate student Angeles Farran walks through the early-morning fog in front of Jerome Library Tuesday morning. indicated Monday he was I See Charity, page nine. not amused to learn his children, who own copies of a Milli Vanilli album, could benefit from the lawsuit New requirements cause decline in volume of pollutants "They are the victims, The Associated Press than 10,000 pounds of a toxic ing requirements, the EPA said my kids — it hurts me," he chemical. in a news release. said sarcastically. Overall, the survey found that All categories of releases "Speaking of victims, The volume of toxic chemicals nearly 278 million pounds of about showed declines, the agency said. The toxin ten: Marilyn and I thought, all released into the air and water 300 toxic chemicals were released Air emissions were down 31 per- these years, that we were and stored in the ground is declin- in 1990 by the 1,634 businesses cent, surface water discharges The IO Ohio counties with the largest total toxic releases and transfers the victims of Milli Vanilli," ing, partly because of changes in that reported. were down 2 percent while deep- in 1990. in millions ol pounds: he said of his wife. reporting requirements, the Ohio The chemical, rubber, plastics well injection was down 57 per- Environmental Protection and fabricated metals industries cent — largely because of Agency said Tuesday. accounted for 68 percent of the changes in ammonia reporting (1) Allen, 25.8 (6) Ashtabula, 11.0 Bound by bricks: The EPA's Toxic Release In- toxic releases. requirements, the EPA said. (2) Cuyahoga, 25.7 (7) Stark, 9.0 SAN DIEGO —With vi- ventory is based on surveys re- The releases are 25 percent be- On-site land disposals were off (3) Hamilton, 25.3 (8) Montgomery, 8.8 sions of Santa Claus dancing turned by companies making or low the 1989 figures, although 36 percent, releases to sewage (4) Washington, 24.3 (9) Jefferson, 7.7 through his head, a 12-year- processing at least 25,000 pounds about 11 percent of that decline (5) Butler, 11.9 (10) Franklin, 7.6 old boy who locked himself of toxic chemicals or use more resulted from changes in report- C See EPA, page six. out of his house tried to slide down the chimney and be- came stuck. The boy, who wished to remain anonymous for fear Suggested of teasing from classmates, was stuck for about two sooty hours Monday until rescue workers plucked him plan would to safety. He was uninjured. "He figured that if Santa Claus can get in through the send cars to chimney, he could too/' his mother said. "He was so embarrassed.... He said he stadium lot might not go back to school by Eileen McNamara for a week." general assignment reporter Lottery This is the follow-up to Tues- day's story titled "Parking Lottery picks: shortage aggravates many." Here are Tuesday night's To make more room for faculty Ohio Lottery selection!: and commuter students, the Uni- Pick 3 Numbers: 1-4-0 versity Parking Committee has Pick 4 Numbers: 8-2-4-2 recommended moving all on- Cards: Seven of Hearts campus students to lots 6 and 19 Four of Clubs near by Doyt Perry Field. Eight of Diamonds A related proposal would also Five of Spades designate a portion of a com- The Super Lotto jackpot is muter lot as faculty/staff park- Ttar BG Nrwi/Jiy Murdork $12 million. ing. Cars wait for a space to open up in the Union parking lot prior to the 11:30 class change Tuesday morning. If on-campus students are moved to the outer lots, parking muter lot located -behind the Stu- Other resolutions being con- among students. the shuttle system is such a joke Weather committee chairperson John dent Health Center, designated sidered are higher fines for park- "The entire proposal [of mov- that people just end up walking to Howe said the condition of the lots for faculty /staff use. ing violations, freshmen not be- ing on-campus students] is B.S.," their cars anyway — that's too Slightly warmer: must be improved and the shuttle "[Faculty and staff] lost a lot ing able to have cars on campus freshman English major Katie far to walk just to get to your Today, partly sunny. High service must be increased. of spaces [to fill the quota] for and the addition of more reserved Manley said. "When we came to car," Manley said. near 45. Tonight, partly "We can't just move all these handicapped spaces," Howe said. parking spaces for state vehicles this university, the big motto was "No way, no how. I feel it is un- cloudy. Low in the mid 30s. students out there without some The resolutions are part of the tor the physical plant. 'We Care.' If they care so much fair because we paid [more way to accomodate them," he committee's work toward com- The committee's proposal to then why do we always get money than commuter students] compiled from local and said. pleting a parking master plan to move on-campus students out screwed? to live on this campus," senior po- wirereports Also, the committee wants the take effect over the next five near Perry Field has caused con- "This is our home — we have to first four rows of lot 1, the com- years. troversy and angry remarks live here and deal with this. And See Parking, page nine.
mmmmm Opinion MATTHEW A. DANKMAN, EDITORIAL KOIIOK. 372-6966. PAGE TWO The BG News Wednesday. December 11. 1991 The BG News AN INDEPENDENT STUDENT VOICE POUNDED IN JILL NOVAK 1920. 11)11 OR J.C. KOIILSTRAND MK HLLLI BANKS PUBLISHED DAILY DURING ma ACADEMIC YEAR AND MANACINC. 1.1)1 IOK CITY EDITOR WEDNESDAYS DURINO THE SUMMER SESSION. JLKLMV STONL WLHLK LYNN M CACLL 214 Wcsr HALL NEWS EDITOR ASSIST. MANACINt LI):IOK BOWI INO GKHP-N STATE UNIVERSITY IIOWLINO OMUW, OHIO 43-:.'IK-0276 MAD SCHKODIK MATTHLW A. DANIMAN SP0K1S I.DIIOK I.P! IOKIAI. 1.1)1 IOK UOPVttiOiir 1991. The BG New* Ohio Editorial Roundup Following are excerpts of editorials from combat roles are "archaic and published recently by Ohio news- Neanderthal." papers: However, the bill repealing the ban THE REPOSITORY, Canton, Dec. 5: against women pilots in combat omit- John Sununu's tenure as White House ted one tiny item: any requirement political hit man may be coming to an that the Pentagon reassign them. end, but the effects of his tenure and his Is that a loop-the-loophole? influence with the president are not... Many still will be living with his polit- ical legacy. In Ohio, for example, resi- THE TRIBUNE CHRONICLE, War- dents still do not know the full cost of ren. Dec 5: Stymied by the inability of implementation of provisions in the Middle Eastern delegations to set a Clean Air Act engineered by Sununu for date to continue peace talks, the United President Bush. But they know utility States last week invited them all to rates are going up, jobs will be lost and Washington. the state's economy will be affected... Everyone showed up Wednesday but When voters assess presidential can- Israel. didates in 1992, they will remember That refusal tells us one thing — that that President Bush turned over a Israel was willing to snub its staun- large portion of the responsibility for chest ally in order to assert its inde- domestic policy to an ideologue like pendence. In our opinion, that was bad I am Dakota - Hear me roar! Sununu instead of someone who was in diplomacy. touch with the people and their con- The snub, however, tells us little cerns... about Israel's desire for peace. Jeez, some fictitious states just can't take a joke I don't really blame them. Per- bash a state like you did should be Israel is playing a dangerous game. haps if they had had the opportu- taught a lesson...P.S. YouSuck." There are signs that the traditional MICHAEL nity to read my column in its en- Hey kid, does your ma know THE BEACON JOURNAL, Akron, U.S. support for Israel is changing. tirety, they would have under- that you write that way to strang- Dec. 5: It seems that, despite the pas- While there is no question that we back BRENNAN stood. Still, it should have been ers? sage of federal legislation allowing fe- Israel's right to exist, many Americans obvious from the remaining text "Even if you were just being male pilots to be assigned to combat that what I wrote was a joke. In sarcastic, someone might actual- are tired of Israel's attitude toward the turn, I'd like to share with you ly believe you." — Brenda, Wal- units, and President Bush's imminent United States... what they wrote: halla High School Junior. approval, the women will have to wait. Once this diplomatic maneuvering is "Both [Michael] Brennan and [ Don't worry, Brenda, this is No one disputes that military women out of the way, however, we will get to David] Duke...encourage people The BG News, not The Weekly have served this county admirably. see who is still ready to talk peace. The Honestly, I wanted to leave this to feel superior and to be intellec- World News. Nobody believes a Most recently, 35,000 women assigned all behind, but the response was tually stifled." — Kurt Scalleta, word we say. party that walks away next Tuesday overwhelming. Nothing printed columnist, Dakota Student to the Persian Gulf proved, some with will be the one to blame for killing the in The News had received this That's odd...I'm neither a Nazi So does North Dakota exist? Of their lives, that laws banning women peace process. much attention since former Un- nor a North Dakotan. course it does, DUH! It's the geo- dergraduate Student Govern- "I'm in awe that someone with graphic center of North America. ment President Kevin Coughlin your ignorance even made it to It's a giant (70,183 sq mi) geo- came out of the closet about his college."— Jennifer Antes Sraphic plug that keeps us all homophobia. Amazing, week And I'm in awe that you were om being sucked down the after week I would write about bored enough to write...Sheesh, drain! (But keeping in mind the Jingle bells:Commercialism meaningless topics of no rel- don't you have cable TV in North Blitical, social, and economic evance like abortion, homeless- Dakota? Or are you too busy eat- lures that have occurred on ness, congressional term limi- ing lefse chips and lutefisk to tune this continent during the past tations, et cetera. Then I wrote in? twelve or so years, perhaps a Da- smells:Christmas THE day! about conspiracy theories (Oct. "Our hockey team has won five kotan non-existence would be the 30,1991), and in trying to prove a NCAA championships; what has perfect scapegoat for George SHARLYN Christmases of my childhood — seven o'clock. These days we set point about how ridiculous they your team done lately?" — Herbert "Hoover" Bush to point longing for the blue camel with the alarm for ten o'clock, eat can be sometimes, I used cons- anonymous ND sports fan. at in '92, in order to explain why AVINA the baggy knees from the Rag- breakfast, shower and get Eiirator's logic to deny the exig- I'll tell you. Despite our inglor- America is going down the gedy Ann and Andy movie, or the dressed before we open presents. ence of a certain state. Suddenly, ious season last year (15-23-2), drain.) Baby This 'n' That, who didn't do (No one wants his or her picture the letters came pouring in, not two of those victories were this or that three days after taken with pajamas on any- just from BGSU students, but against North Dakota: BGSU:7, I don't take back anything I Christmas. Those were the days more!) from University of North Dakota ND:5 and BGSU:4, ND:3(OT). said about North Dakota, but I when I hated getting clothing as As Christmas draws nearer and students as well! "As a former newspaper edi- still wonder why they named presents. (Now, they re almost — nearer my credit bills become Apparently, The Dakota Stu- tor, I know that your decision to their capital city after a Prussian next to a car stereo—at the top of higher and higher. This year I dent, UND's paper, got hold of defame a state was in poor dictator. As if "Columbus" were my list.) I remember eagerly have no idea what to get my par- my column and then asked The taste."— Julie A. Moffett not controversial, but hey, all he Christmas is coming, the goose waiting for my parents to open up ents for Christmas. My dad wants News for permission to run it. I Pardon me, ma'am. Next time did was start a displacement of is getting fat/Please to put a my present to them — plaster-oi- a riding lawn mower (which he was delighted — until I received I'llRSVP first. the indigenous peoples of North Sony in the old man's hat/If you Paris handprints, which I made has been drooling over for the my copy of their November 19th "yours truly had a large brain America, whereas Bismarck in- ven'tgot a penny, a ha'penny in Sunday school. I remember past two summers) and my mom Kper. The editors of 77ie Student tumor removed from the center vaded France! (Hmmmm, will do/If you haven't got a ha - watching those corny Christmas wants new carpet for the family d edited out of my column eve- of my brain in Fargo, North Da- maybe he's not so bad after all.) penny, then God bless you! specials, crying because Frosty room. Both of these gifts seem a rything about conspiracy theor- kota. So lighten up!" — Rose- I'd consider an apology to the My class sang this Christmas melted or that the Grinch stole all little out of my price range! ies, so all that was left was some mary Hornung North Dakotans, but jeez, these carol as a round at the seventh the Whos' toys, fearing that the I'm starting to feel a little like dipshit Ohioan ranting and raving I can't help but wonder if her nle are so anal-retentive that grade Christmas program. In Winter Warlock would abduct Scrooge. I hope I'm not visited by about the non-existence of North wardrobe includes a shirt which apologized I'd probably sixth grade we dressed as cow- Kris Kringle, and singing the any ghosts — I already have Dakota. Luckily, it wasn't me be- reads "I left my brain tumor in receive thank-you notes via car- girls and cowboys and sangJ'Tall Heat Miser and Freeze Miser enough stress in my life. What is cause they misspelled my name. Fargo, North Dakota, and all I rier vulture. So instead I'll go out in the Saddle We Spend Christ- songs. Wasn't I just listening for the true meaning of Christmas. I (BrennAn) got was this crummy t-shirt." on a limb with a revised state- mas Day." (Note: Now that I've Santa's reindeer on the roof until ask myself, trying to get into the Soon I received a pile of mail And here's a favorite: ment, one that I have researched paid proper homage to Thanks- three in the morning (well, it Christinas spirit, thinking of from angry North Dakotans, "Dear Michael (The Jerk) thoroughly, and this time I have it giving, I can move on to Christ- probably was more like eleven Charlie Brown and his sad little most of them trying to refute me Brennen [sic], My name name for sure. Here goes: mas.) o'clock, but it seemed later), Christmas tree. Maybe among logically. (How do you refute [sic] is Craig Olmstead, a sev- As I've grown older, for some worried that Santa wouldn't be the glitz and commercialism I humor?) The rest were less than enth grader from Grand Forks, The Soviet Union does not exist. reason, Christmas doesn't seem able to get into our house because have become too cynical and for- kind. No one has yet traveled the North Dakota. Just today I got a Michael Dylan Brennan Is a as special as it used to be. Maybe we didn't have a chimney until gotten that the true meaning of distance from North Dakota to chance to read your article on columnist /b/The News and be it's because the stores put up Dad reassured my sister and me Christmas is the celebraUon of Ohio to assassinate me, so I N.D. and frankly I thought it denies all rumors that he is run- their Christmas decorations in that Santa also had magic keys? the birth of Christ. All those should probably be thankful that I SUCKED. I think that anyone ning for Quentin Burdick's senate August. Maybe it's because, sa- My sister couldn't wait to get bright, happy memories of didn't pick on Indiana. who feels they nave the right to seat in 1994. dly enough, every year it gets up on Christmas morning and Christmases past have reminded harder and harder to believe in open what looked like thousands me of how lucky I am to have Letters |o Ilu Editor Santa, or maybe it's because of brightly wrapped presents those beautiful memories of a Christmas has changed (or I under the tree with her name on simpler time. Some wide-eyed have). The Christmas tree them. In fact, she was so eager children never hear Santa's rein- Kaplan has also said that of the bills to their respective student doesn't seem as tall, the lights one Christmas that she woke up deer on the roof or get the baby Campus Dems: sexually active students on this governments. decorating the neighborhood at 5 a.m. My dad had to chase her This 'n' That for which they are campus, between 30-50 percent Obviously, condoms will not don't seem as spectacular, white around the tree three times be- longing. Christmas would be a dorms deserve of them have a sexually trans- be made available in vending Christmases seem rarer and fore he could catch her and take happier time of the year if we did mitted disease. Kaplan also machines without administra- rarer, and I no longer get that ex- her back to her bed. put a penny or two in the old condoms too knows of a small number of tion approval. We strongly en- cited feeling in my stomach after "We aren't opening presents man's hat instead of on our Visa students on campus that have courage President Paul Ola- Midnight Mass on Christmas until at least seven," he told her. cards. The BG News: AIDS. camp and Vice President of Eve. Of, course she was knocking on Sharlyn Avina is a senior Eng- The entire membership of the Student Affairs Mary Edmonds I vividly remember the my parents' door at precisely lish major from Bowling Green. College Democrats is gravely We all realize that abstinence to quickly approve the above concerned about the spread of from sex is the beat way to proposal. We realize that mis THE BG NEWS STAFF sexually-transmitted diseases, avoid a sexually transmitted may be an awkward issue for AIDS and unwanted pregnan- disease. However, the harsh them to deal with. However, Ai-jr. CITY EDrrc* JACQUELINE PORTER cies at Bowling Green State reality is that many students at they should decide which is Cor-YEnrrcK MEUSSA HENRY this University will still have Ass---. SroRTS EDTTOR. GLEN LUBBER-. University. For this reason, we more important: to ignore an COPY EDTTOR CYNDI PRADA would like to see the University sex. important issue or to take steps WWE EDITOR. IRENE BABEAUX Cor- EDITCR. JAMTESMTTH administration take greater to save students' lives. We hope AEST. WIRE EDTTOR J.J. THOMPSON COPY Enrrt* NIKKJ FLOROS steps to make •exual protection If one must have sex, the 'proven safest available way is they choose the Utter. PFOTO EOTTOR JAY MURDOCX CorTHuntjR JANLKILCORE more readily available to stu- dents. with a condom. The College AMT. PHOTO EDrroR. TIM NORMAN Co->» EnrroR KELLY SHERMER Democrats believe, as does Dr. Mike Cook DJUDER EDTTOR FRANCIS P. Esposrro President PROD. SUP"*. Biu. BURGESS Allow us to present some Kaplan, that condoms must be College Democrats ASST. INSIDER EOTTOR WENDY M. KING PROD. SUP'R BRIAN GREEN facts: According to Dr. Joshua made available in vending CHIEF COPY ELTTTOR. MARCI STORK PROD. SUP'R DARRICK ROSS Kaplan at the University Health machines on campus. USG SamMelendez CHIEF COPY EDTTOR TRISH DAVIS Center, more than SO percent of senator Michael Brennan and Executive Assistant PROD, SUP'R CHRISTY MAYNARD college students in the United GSS senator Alex Teodosio CoPYEorroR CHUCK JAMES INSIDER SUP'R MOLLY ZAKRAJSEK States are sexually active. Dr. have also introduced similar College Democrats f -^-+- 1 Wednesday,' DccemrxT n. i<)<)i The BG News I'ACE THREE Truth about GOP: less than meets the eye Protected sex on GUEST COLUMN On the other hand, John Ber- has done nothing to help them. ty is immature. nard is probably better informed Why not? Because Cyprus has Regarding Bush's announce- Rltch Calvin than any other student on this neither strategic value for the ment of unilateral reduction of campus a matter Senior campus regarding world politics. United States nor vast oil fields. short-range missiles, John's English I shared a class last year with So was the United States' moti- statement may be a bit over- John and was very impressed by vation justice or, perhaps, rein- stated. But he is correct in stating his wealth of information and his stating the puppet regime left in that it is a move geared toward of life and death My, my, my. Hmmmm, I sup- compassion and concern for what Kuwait to protect foreign oil in- re-election. Everything Bush and It is amazing that in the college environment — one which is pose this is a waste of time — and happens in the world. terests? Can Mr. Walters really everyone else in Washington does supposedly intended to prepare us as students for the rest of our I have so little. Some people will Mr. Walters seems to have an justify the death of over one hun- is geared for re-election. One of lives —close-mindedness and near-ignorance abound. I am always see things their way, no entirely different view of the Gulf dred thousand Iraqis so that the greatest shortcomings of our speaking about the current condom machine issue, which Undr- matter what. Nevertheless, I War than does Mr. Bernard. Americans can continue to pay system of government is that Saduate Student Government has thankfully brought back to may do some good and feel a lot However, some of what Mr. Wal- $1.11 per gallon of gasoline? Can they are all in the re-election e. It is a shame that such a vital bill was overturned last year, better. ters states in his editorial needs Mr. Walters say with honesty and business. And Bush, and all of the and it would be even a greater shame if this were to happen I am speaking of course, about to be corrected — for instance, conviction say that the economic others, will do whatever it takes again. James Walters and his guest edi- why the United States entered the embargo was not working? Un- to be re-elected, regardless of It is a simple fact that many college students have sex on a torial of Thursday last ("Ber- Gulf War in the first place. Mr. fortunately, Mr. Walters, like so how it affects the nation, or the regular basis. Some may try to deny this and hide from it, but nard's 'greatest' hits: foul balls Walters seems to think it was to many others, is much more inter- world, in the long term. that does not make it any less true. It is also a fact that in the to deep left field", Dee. 12). In his restore the democracy of Kuwait, ested in a quick fix, and not con- 1990s, sex has become a dangerous, even lethal activity. AIDS'S editorial, he berates John Ber- but let me assure you, the pri- cerned about a few hundred I sincerely hope this has not spread is rapidly increasing and, if unchecked, may reach epi- nard, Mr. Bernard's weekly col- mary reason for entering the war thousand dead. As long as they're been a waste of my time. I hope demic proportions before the new millenium. umn, and liberals in general. But was oil. The United States has not American deaths, that is. Mr. Walters will search out more With these two facts in mind, it is plain to see why the distribu- what Mr. Walters and others of little interest in the restoration of Make no mistake, I do not justi- information on these and other tion of condoms in University residence units is essential. Some his ilk fail to see time and time democracy elsewhere in the fy Saddam Hussein's actions; but important issues. I hope he will may say that responsible adults would plan to have condoms on again is that they are guilty of the world, so why Kuwait? One need trying to shift the blame from maintain an open mind and not hand before having sex. This may very well be true, but ills a very thing for which they accuse only look three hundred miles America (or Bush) to Hussein is disregard anything that does not Utopian mind that believes this is the way all college students John Bernard. Mr. Walters has west of Kuwait for a prime ex- like someone on the police force coincide with his pre-set beliefs. act. his mind made up, and nothing ample. In 1974, Turks invaded the beating a speeding offender and And I hope he will look for John This is not a moral issue, not a question of whether college stu- and no one will change it. And un- island of Cyprus and still occupy then claiming "He made me do Bernard and talk with him dents should have sex, not a question of whether condom fortunately, Mr. Walters has the northern portion of the island. it." No one made George Bush based many of his opinions on openly, because from what little I machines would encourage students to have sex — but it is a Despite relentlesss pleas from order the attack. Bush made the know of John, I feel certain he Suestion of the safety of future generations, as well as our own. rumor and hearsay. the Cypriotes, the United States choice, and denying responsibili- would welcome the opportunity. htil a blanket cure is found for AIDS, it will be nearly Impossi- ble, except by complete abstinence, to have no chance of con- tracting this lethal disease. Respond The issue of parents' attitudes toward residence hall condom machines has been raised, but it has only been considered from Columns and letters are the one angle. "It will drive the parents of prospective students views and beliefs of individual away,' say some. However, no one has considered that many writer. The thoughts expressed parents would be glad to know that if their son and daughter has within in no way represent the sex (and how many parents are truly naive enough to believe views of The News. that it will never happen), they can stay safe from disease. All readers are encouraged to The condom machines will not be enough, but they are a start. express their views through let- When it is still possible for a newspaper columnist for an on- ters to the editor and guest col- campus newspaper (in the most recent issue of The Obsidian) to umns. Letters to the editor are claim that condoms will not halt the spread of AIDS and that it is generally 200-300 words in length. possible to contract AIDS from doorknobs and other casual con- All letters must be signed and in- tact, it is obvious that more education about the disease is neces- clude a telephone number, ad- sary. dress or OCMB, class rank or oc- Bowling Green has long been touted as a safe place to live, and cupation, major and hometown. if we are to maintain that reputation, we must be willing to take steps forward ir. k eping students safe. Sex is not a terrible, aw- Telephone numbers and ad- ful thing. It is not something that people should have to die from. dresses are for verification pur- Who knows how many lives may be saved if the administration is poses only, and will not be pub- willing to take this step to keep our campus a safer, better place lished unless otherwise specified. to live? Michael F. Haynes The News reserves the right to Freshman reject any submitted works it Chemistry/English deems malicious, libelous or SJfSt, offensive. Correction ^GRATEFUL" OHIO The News reserves the right to edit any and all submitted works In the Tuesday, Dec. 10 edition of The News, the last paragraph of — OHIOS 3-1 r>RtHK»*G AGE - for clarity's and brevity's sake. the letter to the editor "Walters - a breath of counterpoint and fresh Please address all submissions thought" should have read as follows: to: It 5 about time that The BG News begins to voice the opinions of The Editorial Editor those of us who are not of the liberal nature. I hope that The BG News William Stephenson is the Wood County public defender. The BG News will continue to allow for the non-liberal views of Bowling Green stu- 210 West Hall dents to be expressed by columnists like Mr. James Walters. The News regrets the error. DON'T DRINK AND DRIV€!
MEN'S BASKETBALL vs. WESTERN KENTUCKY - TONIGHT 7:30!
With this coupon HOWARD'S club H receive 210 N. Main 352-9951
Wednesday $2.00 o* Wild n Wooly Dec. II o haircut and Thu y Sat y MALIK IA Z£ i2 T $5.00 <* 18-20 Welcome $2.00 cover after 9:30 21 and Over a full perm or color with Jennifer $1.00 cover after 9:00
Good December 3 thru 21, new customers only HOURS: .Won.-Sat.: Noon til 2:30 a.m. 315 €. Wooster 354-1477 Sunday: 2:00 p.m. 'Ill 2:30 a.m. ■+Mini-Pitchers Every Day*
') Campus
PAGE FOUR The BG News Wednesday, December 11, 1991
Parking violation 'crackdown' creates Traffic Court backlog by Eileen McNamara The court has been handling age of 350 to 400 parking ticket general assignment reporter about 25 cases a week, serving appeals a year. j. & if in session on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 6:30 to 8:30 Parking and Traffic Assistant A small consolation for stu- p.m. Enforcement Manager Keith dents who get parking tickets is According to Student Court Monto said the reason Parking that they will not have to pay records, students have a fairly and Traffic is being more vig- them right away. good chance of overturning a ilant with offenders this year is While Student Traffic Court parking ticket. not to increase revenue, but to Chief of Justice Tammy Weber Of the cases heard, 22 percent be sure the parking laws are be- said Parking and Traffic is received no fine, 49 percent ing enforced. m* i, ji "cracking down" on parking received half the original fine 'Could you imagine what this violators, the move has helped and 29 percent still had to pay place would be like if we didn't V \U\: create a three-week backlog on the full amount of the fine. enforce the parking laws?" he i iii appeals. Traffic Court hears an aver- said. University student indicted by jury 4 The BG News/Jay Murdock Vice President of Student Affairs Mary Edmonds presents the Ranger Challenge trophy to Cadet Doug Edwards Tuesday afternoon. The Black Swamp Battalion beat out 15 other schools in the Sec- for illegal hallucinogenic possession ond ROTC Regional Ranger Challenge Competition. by Chris Hawley opened the door Miller smelled first filed in Bowling Green Mun- courts reporter "a strong odor" of burnt mari- icipal Court. The grand jury in- juana. dictment for drug abuse was ROTC Ranger team gets The report said Tatonetti con- handed down Dec. 5. A University student has been sented to a search of the truck. indicted by a Wood County Court A drug dog was brought to the Accompanying the charge was of Common Pleas grand jury for truck and found the mushroom, a specification that Tatonetti abuse of an illegal type of hallu- marijuana seeds, three balloons, used or intended to use his truck first in regional contest cinogenic mushroom. eight nitrous oxide capsules, an in committing the alleged drug by Aaron Dorks en Perry Tatonetti, 181 Phi Kappa envelope containing pipe screens, abuse. admisiralion reporter tions. event, a 10K road race, with the Tau house, is charged with know- a dice roach clip, a scale, rolling Repeated attempts by tele- "You made BGSU very proud University needing to beat the ingly obtaining, possessing or us- papers and a joint roller, the re- phone to contact Tatonetti for and I'm proud to be here and con- leader at the time, Wheaton Col- ing psilocybin, a Schedule I Con- port stated. comment were unsuccessful. Al- The University's ROTC Ranger gratulate you," Edmonds said. lege, to clinch the championship. trolled Substance contained in a Another officer also found two bert Potter II, Tatonetti's attor- team received top honors Tues- The Ranger's team captain for The University team also out- mushroom found in his posses- bongs. A marijuana pipe and bu- ney, said he was not able to com- day for placing among the top the last two years, Doug Ed- scored strong teams from other sion Oct. 29 in parking lot 12. tane lighter were taken from the ment on the case because he had - four ranger teams in the nation in wards, senior secondary educa- well known universities repre- In a police report documenting other man, who was charged with not received a copy of the indict- November. tion major, said this year's team sented at the regionals including the incident, Campus Police Pa- minor misdemeanor drug abuse. ment. By winning the Regional was looking for retribution at the Michigan State University, Xa- troller Sean Miller said he ob- Tatonetti was charged with Psilocybin is a hallucinogen Ranger Challenge Competition, regionals. vier University, Western Ken- served Tatonetti and another fourth-degree misdemeanor pos- that produces effects similar to one of four nationwide, the Uni- Last year we came in fifth out tucky University and Austin Peay man "hanging around" Tatonet- session of drug paraphernalia. those caused by LSD and Mesca- versity's team also earned an in- of nine at the regionals," Ed- University. ti'sparked truck. "The charge of possession was line. It is taken by eating certain vitation to the prestigious Sand- wards said. "We didn't feel good Edwards said the 10-man team Miller said that when he ap- based on the fact that they were mushrooms that produce it nat- hurst Ranger Competition at about that. "Plus we knew if we began training for the competi- proached the truck the men were in his vehicle," Miller said. urally. West Point in New York. did well we would get back to the tion in the heat and humidity of inside, and when Tatonetti Charges against Tatonetti were The Ranger team advanced Sandhurst competition," he add- August, seven days a week, be- from Brigade competition be- ed. ginning at 5:30 a.m. and often tween Ohio and Indiana universi- Captain Nicholas Harris said lasting until 7 a.m. ties at the Wood County Fair- the Regional Challenge is "like The intense training and team- grounds, to regional competition the Super Bowl of Ranger Chal- work necessary to build a cham- at Fort Knox, Ky., where they lenge competitions." pionship team also helped the came from behind in the last "We've always been a conten- team members form a special event to win their second cham- der," Harris said. "It's a really, bond among one another, Ed- pionship in the last three years. really tough competition." wards said. Assistant Vice President of Each year usually only one or Even though some older mem- Student Affairs Mary Edmonds two points separate first place bers did not get along with the presented the Rangers, dressed from fifth he said. new members at the start, by the APARTMENTS AVAILABLE in full attire and with other ROTC Ranger Challenge competitions regional championships, strong members in attendance, individ- measure cadets skills in eight friendships were formed, Ed- SPRING SEMESTER ual medallions and a team trophy events, including riflemarks- wards said. for their efforts in the competi- manship with an M16 rifle, gren- Good Locations ade throw, one-rope bridge, army The University's Ranger team Close To Campus: t.t.#i#.*it.*.#.*iJ physical fitnees test, weapons as- included Edwards, John Barrett, sembly, orienteering, 10K road Eric Miller, Steve Zickefoose, ■fr E. Merry Avenue Apts KLEVERS JEWELRY march and patrolling. John Drosos, Nelson Kraft, Jeff Field Manor Apts 1 Harris was especially pleased Kirby, Robert Spencer, Karl Miscellaneous too! 5 with the team because the com- Crnkovich and Walt Kwiatkow- 1 petition came down to the final ski. Call ior more info 352-0717 The Big Christmas Sale or stop in at 224 E Wooster 1 EXAM SPECIAL 1 Is ON!! Sunday, December 8 thru Thursday, December 12 i Sunday, December 15 thur Thursday, December 19 Save lOVo - 50% Study and Relax in the privacy of yourAown room at Greenbriar Inc. 1 (Check sales tags) 1 cm i BEST WESTERN JUUUUUUUUUUL Diamonds • Watches • 14Kt Gold Chains 1 1 • Ornaments m Gift Wear • Falcon Pla m (located ocross from Harshmon Dorm) OPEN EVENINGS Saturday 10:00 - 4:00 •«■•• I Sunday 1:00-4:00 "Sex, Lies, and Escape..." TJ $24.95 O FREE GIFT WRAPPING • per night for a single or double room 3 Includes • Early chock-In and late chock-out tlmos 1991 WRITER'S FORUM CO O h*:#:#:#:*:#:#:*i*:f:*;#:*:*:#:*:*:#:#;<:#i#:li • Continontal Breakfast WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 11th • Coffee available 24 Hours 111 SOUTH HALL I Umllri mNr or ima tnflaMr a IUM nU Advance relcrvallons required; present valid BGSU ID 11 7:00-9:00 PM O" chack-lo. No* valid for family, frienda and other oon-etudenii 352-4671
CD FREE & OPEN TO PUBLIC CO Readings of Studeni writing 51 From 3 Ethnicity Located The brothers of Beta Theta Pi & in the are proud to announce their Creative Writing 372-6945 & University new 1992 Executive Board Playwriiing o Union S U R I N en President Stu Finsel O Kollie CARTER, Martha LARSON, O Vice President Trey Pettibone Alvaro CALABIA, Julyette ADAMS, 3 Treasurer Jason Shawberry Matthew DUNCAN, Yvetto SOBKY Open Monday - Friday 4 to 11 p.m. Secretary Steve Rank & Imelda HUNT s? i Quantum 90 card accepted after 6:00 p.m. Senior Executive Meet these and other for on campus students Member Steve Fisher workshop participants: CD Quantum 90 card accepted after 4:00 3. for 95-rp'on holders Risk Manager Jeff Herbst 2, adrian bautista, lori barnes, . , , K Pizza Outlet I Pizza Outlet scott coleman, trina knight, I cedric lewis, greg miller, brett o'guinn, Receive two 16 oz I 12' Popporonl Plxza sodas, or ono Big Bon chris thompson & scott juergens CO I 'b& cT Soda. o- FREE joniy $5.00 CO We would like to congratulate 1991 WRITER'S FORUM No substitutions irge Pizza the 1991 Executive Board on a o with coupon with coupon "Fiction, Drama, Music & Poetry" job well done! Lj5F-I-!2J£- —J li fffftfSitSflflS? _..
\ Diversions Wednesday, December 11, 1991 The BG News PAGE FIVE Gamers take reality break by Greg Watson environment and health reporter
Every Friday night on the sec- ond floor of the Education Build- TIDBITS ing, there are people fighting dragons, taking over countries and trying to prevent Dr. No from Baby, Why destroying the world. Or at least they are pretending Don't We...? they are. For the last 10 years. Bowling Green Gaming Society [BGGS] Best Sallan members have gathered at 6 p.m. every Friday to participate in FICTION role-playing games such as Dungeons and Dragons, Torg, 1. "Scarlett," Alexandra James Bond and board games Ripley such as Talisman, Risk, and Axis 2. "No Greater Love," and Allies. Danielle Steel 3. "Needful Things," Ste- BGGS member Tom Cicirelli phen King said the group formed in 1981 as 4. "The Sum of All the Fantasy and War Gaming So- Fears," Tom Clancy ciety, started meeting regualarly 5. "Sapphire Rose," Da- the next year and changed its vid Eddings name to BGGS in 1988. 6. "The Doomsday Cons- Cicirelli said he has heard piracy," Sidney Sheldon BGGS called "sort of a fraternity, 7. 'iRemember," Barbara because we keep in touch with Taylor Bradford each other and have a good time 8. "All the Weyrs of socializing. We all care about Pern," Anne McCaffrey what goes on to each other." 9. "Gone With the Wind," There are presently about 30 Margaret Mitchell people in the society, which had The BG Nem/Jay Mardock 10. "Sleeping Beauty," membership as little as six and as Rules books, figurines, modules, trade magazines and multi sided dice are but a few of the role-playing gamers' tools of the trade. Judith Michael much as SO, Cicirelli said. NON-FICTION "Gaming itself has waxed and trilogy] and Call of Cathuloo The best gamers, Cicirelli said, form of "mental "gymnastics," waned over the years," Cicirelli [based on H.P. Lovecraft horror "People must realize are creative, willing to spend a lot Frazier said. 1. "Me," Katharine Hep- said. books], Cicirelli said. burn this is just a game," of time playing the games and be Frazier said some of the dislike 2. "Under Fire," Oliver willing to accept things which are for role-playing games comes North Role-playing games first Cicirelli said other popular Frazier said. "It is as not believable in the real world. from the tact they are so different Ed popularity in 1978 when games include Cyberpunk [based Gaming is also a demand on the from board games, plus they re- 3. "Memories," Ralph eons and Dragons [D&D] on books about the combination of good or bad as the player's intelligence because the quire more thinking. Emery irst published. human flesh and robotics], player must be able to imagine Frazier said role-playing 4. "More Wealth Without Cicirelli said when D&D was Twighlight 2000 [an "after the ho- people who play the scenerio, know how their games could be used to teach el- Risk," Charles J. Givens first published, gaming was only locaust' game], and Torg [based them. We're not character would react to the situ- ementary students such skills as 5. "Uh-Oh," Robert Fu- a fad, but started expanding in on books about Earth being in- ation and be able to envision and communication, working with lghum popularity in the early 1980s when vaded from beings from different demons, or trying to solve problems their characters other people and problem solv- 6. "Heaven Is Under Our a larger variety of games were times, diminsions and planets ]. seduce people to the run into, Carmien said. ing. Feet," Don Henley and added. Many people have the wrong Dave Marsh Gaming has recently gained While AD&D has remained dark side of the force. Cicirelli said role-playing impression about role-playing 7. "Awaken the Giant," more popularity because game popular for a long period of time, games are a very good way for games, Frazier said. Anthony Robbins printing companies have been Frazier said the other most popu- We are just having a players to escape from reality. 8. "The Best Treatment," willing to listen to customer lar games depend on "what is 'in' good time." "Having a game is an event," Some people think role-playing Dr. Isadore Rosenfeld requests, plus some companies this week." Cicirelli said. games are addicting, Frazier 9. "Childhood," Bill Cosby have been releasing material The BGGS is a good opportuni- Frazier said gaming is a natu- said, plus some people think the more widely, Cicirelli said. ty for people to find other people Talisman and Wrestlemania ral extension of escapist litera- Sames are unnatural — almost to 10. "The Jordan Rules," who play games which are not have gained popularity for BGGS ture such as romance and adven- le extent of being sinful. Sam Smith BGGS member Paul Frazier widely played, Frazier said. members, Cicirelli said. ture novels — plus an extension of Role-playing games also got a said Advanced Dungeons and While games such as James Computerized games such as games people played as children. bad name when a Michigan man (Courtesy of Walden- Dragons — a more advanced Bond, Call of Cathuloo and Torg computerized D&D and Wing "We all played cop and rob- committed suicide shortly after books) D&D product printed by TSR — are not as widely played as Commander have also been gain- bers as a kid," he said. playing a Dungeons and Dragons has gained wide popularity be- AD&D, BGGS members have ing popularity, he said. Role-playing games such as game, he said. Th» Top T«n cause the game is being sold in been found playing such games at James Bond and Star Wars also national bookstores such as Little some meetings. While BGGS members may be enable people to pretend they are "People must realize this is Professor. at times found playing board characters they have seen on tel- just a game," Frazier said. "It is Best-selling singles of the Some other role-playing games BGGS gamers can also be games such as Risk and Monopo- evision or at the movies, Frazier as good or bad as the people who week: are more popular to gamers, found playing popular board ly, Cicirelli said BGGS is a good said. play them. We're not demons, or Frazier said, but AD&D is the games such as Monopoly, Risk oportunity for people board with trying to seduce people to the 1. "When A Man Loves A most popular because of the mass and Axis and Allies, said BGGS such games to play more com- Role-playing games allow for dark side of the force. We are just Woman," Michael Bolton production. member Ed Carmien. plex games. people to work with others and having a good time." 2. "That's What Love Is Popular role-playing games in- "As a kid, if you did not enjoy imagine situations they will BGGS meets every Friday For," Amy Grant clude GURPS, Traveller [the Less-known board games such Monopoly, Shoots and Ladders, never be able to experience, night from 6 p.m. to 11 p.m. on the 3. "It's So Hard To Say first space role-playing game], as Squad Leader, Star Fleet Bat- and Life, then you will not enjoy Carmien said. second floor of the Education Goodbye to Yesterday, ' Star Wars [based on the movie tles [a star-fleet tactical game], gaming," Cicirelli said. Many role-playing games are a Building. Boyz II Men 4. "Blowing Kisses in the Wind," Paula Abdul 5. "Set Adrift on Memory Bliss," PM Dawn Sex toys make nice Lease has run 6. "Set The Night To Mu- sic," Roberta Flack and Maxi Priest 7. "Keep Coming Back," gifts for the naughty out on House Richard Marx 8. "Street of Dreams," Nia Peeples by Matthew A. Daneman 9. "I Wonder Why," Cur- editorial editor "Everybody buys sex option. You can still have the Party sequel tis Stigers same effects without the danger 10. "No Son of Mine," toys. A lot of college of actual sexual contact. You still by David Huffman around one night and one Genesis TOLEDO — Let's see here: a guys, too; we wish we get the same orgasm." film critic party .House Party 2 doesn't (Source: Cashbox maga- robe for Mom, golf balls for Dad, Fickle best describes the typi- seem to know what it wants to zine) some CDs for Brother. Now what could open a place in cal purchaser of sex toys. Rather do. It tries to be a political about Grandma? A dildo, an in- than fads, the sex toys sales fol- House Party 2 is a film that film about the struggles Wednesday: flatable Big Jim Doll with life- Bowling Green — lows old reliables, proven by use has a lot of problems — the many African-American stu- ••The Ark Band at Easystreet like vibrating action...or maybe we'd make a fortune and time, Bricker said. major one being that it has no dents encounter at college. Cafe. Just a sweater? Ahhh, Christmas. "We sell $500 a day worth of sex idea what it wants to be. However, it does little more ►■Wild'N' Woolleyat Howards Sex toys — from blow-up dolls there." toys," Bricker said. "Most of the House Party was a very fun than present caricatures in- ClubH. and bondage equipment to stuff we sell is novelty stuff- Take and original film. Its sequel, stead of well-rounded charac- colored condoms and body gels — •Love Ewe' — it's a little sheep however, is a major dis- ters like Spike Lee manages Thursday thru Saturday: are entering a new realm. Once —Hans Bricker, sex toy when you blow it up. appointment. to do. Queen Latifah, as Zora, ► Mr. Sensible at Easystreet the province of the' stained entrepeneur ' "(But) we also sell a lot of dolls Rap stars Kid 'N Play are is the campus activist. What Cafe trenencoat and bondage queen and dildos. Penis enlargers are back, but now they're out of could have been an interest- »■ Malachi at Howards Club H. set, they have in recent years lit- thereal big seller. We can't keep high school. Kid (Christopher ing character is destroyed by erally exploded into mainstream them in stock — because they Reid) has gone on to college writer Daryl G. Nickens, culture, probing and thrusting far as 'toy parties' or 'fun parties' work." to keep a promise he made to whose screenplay has her their way into acceptance. in women's houses like Tupper- his now-dead father. Play making contradicting state- Now, just in time for the holi- ware parties. Women are proba- Gentlemen's Adult Bookstore (Christopher Martin) is the ments throughout. It also GOLDEN, Colo. (AP) — More day season, students can find the bly the most knowledgeable of all carries all variety of tools, novel- manager of a record store tries to be a kind of love-lost than 6,000 people flocked to a gifts that keep on giving without customers." ties and toys for the adventurous. and is trying to get a record- story with Kid and his girl- shrine where a woman claimed fear of ridicule or shame. "Girls like to buy the toys for Inflatable dolls run $20-$50, false ing deal for himself and his friend from the first film, she saw the image of the Virgin The stigma of smut and filth their girlfriends for bridal Cliases anywhere from $7-113, friend. When Kid's schol- Sidney (Tisha Campbell). Mary. surrounding sex toys has slowly showers and dress them up," dcuffs at $12, and penis enlar- arship check gets lost to a Thanks to Nickens again, who Theresa Lopez, a homemaker been replaced with a greater rea- Bricker said. gers go for $20-$25- couple of con artists thanks to is to blame for the poorly from Highlands Ranch, said she lization and increased patronage, Sex toys serve a multitude of The Pleasure Palace offers Play, Kid is given a week to written break-up scene, this has seen Mary twice at the according to Hans Bricker, owner Surposes, not the least of which is similar fares at comperable come up with his tuition never works either. Mother Cabrini shrine in the of Gentlemen's Adult Bookstore, le novelty value they inject into rates. Cat o' nine tails come m at money. To replace the money foothills above Denver. Lopez 820 Monroe St., Toledo. a relationship, according to Lucia the $28 mark, while the dildo he lost, Play decides to throw The quick MTV-style edit- claims to have seen Mary, the "Everybody buys sex toys," O'Sullivan, a University social selection runs anywhere from a "paiama jammie jam" at ing ana pacing that kept the mother of Jesus Christ, a total Bricker said. "Downtown busi- psychology graduate student $6430. the college. first film from getting dull is of eight times. nessmen come in. A lot of college conducting sex research. The first film owed its suc- sadly lacking in House Party guys, too. We wish we could open However, according to O'Sulli- cess to the fact that it was 2. The story drags on forever, a place in Bowling Green — we'd "A lot of people think this [sex van, the best vibratory stimuli different, simple and fast- spending too much time with make a fortune there. toys use] is something kinky are not obtained at your local Kced. Its sequel is none of the predictable "mentor" "Most of our customers are when theyshould be incorporated adult tool outlet. se things. Granted, a cer- subplot between Kid and his male, [but] we get a lot of women into lovemaking," O'Sullivan •Stores like Service Merchan- tain repetition is expected in professor and not enough in groups, too." said. "They take some of the dise often sell vibrators with at- sequels; however, House time on the music and the The gender and makeup of sex monotony out of sex. They can tachments for body massages Party Rehashes some of the party. The big dance scenes toy consumers has also shifted in add a variety and a spice that can and the like," O'Sullivan said. exact same jokes from its were the best parts in the o- new directions, according to one help enhance the relationship. "These are actually the best vi- predecessor, none of which ainal. Thanks to the sloppy clerk at The Pleasure Palace, 135 "If you can incorporate these brators, because they are better are funny the second time ting by Joel Goodman, the S. Byrne Road, Toledo: [toys] and explore other avenues suited for clitoral stimulation." around. jammie jam's dances are "Women have come into the besides the typical sexual activi- So shop wisely this holiday House Party's plot revolved confusing and tiring. bookstores recently. It's gone so ties...this can also be a safer-sex Elsewhere PAGE SIX The BG News Wednesday, December ll. 1991 Buchanan speech EC agrees on political accord attacks status quo MAASTRICHT, Netherlands two-day summit, the 12 leaders hours, had been dropped en- will be allowed to have a vote (AP) — European Community continued meeting into the tirely from a draft union of Parliament before deciding leaders, bowing to British early hours to finalize the de- treaty. whether to abandon the pound gress as "ossified and out-of- Cessure, dropped labor regu- tails of plans for political and The other 11 members of the sterling. The Associated Press touch" and said his campaign tions from a political accord monetary union. The summit wealthy trading bloc will go was for "the working people and aod thus paved the way for a was to have concluded Tues- ahead and implement the regu- All sides agreed that the middle class of both parties and far-reaching unification day. lations themselves, the offi- monetary accord could not be CONCORD, N.H. — Patrick of no party." agreement, officials an- The agreement was likely to cials said. implemented until a deal was Buchanan today launched his nounced early Wednesday. disappoint Germany, France, The Dutch deputy foreign reached on political union. conservative challenge to Presi- "Today, we call for a new "We don't talk about victor- Italy and other advocates of a minister indicated his dis- The political union plan also dent Bush with an "America patriotism, where Americans be- ies. We think it is extremely federal-type union of the 12-na- appointment with the agree- envisages common foreign, de- First" message he said was gin to put the needs of Americans good for Britain and it is what tion trading bloc. ment, but added, in a British fense and internal security pol- aimed at working people of both first, for a new nationalism where we always wanted," a British Britain was able to avoid Broadcasting Con), television icies to increase the communi- parties. in every negotiation ... the Amer- government spokesperson de- commitment to two key provi- interview, "I think it was wis- ty's global clout. ican side seeks advantage and clared. sions of the union treaty — on dom to look for a compromise "Why am I running? Because victory for the United States," The accord was reached unified labor codes and the ... Perhaps in future years, On the other major sticking we Republicans can no longer say Buchanan said. after hours of debate during adoption of a single European perhaps with a change of point, Spanish demands for it is all the liberals' fault," Bu- which the entire future of currency — in an apparent set- government (in Britain) things extra money for the poorest chanan told a crowd of cheering More than 100 supporters greater union for Europe's 338 back for the pro-federalists. will be different." members, Spain said it was supporters. In a direct slap at jammed into the room to hear million citizens teetered on the Officials from Britain and A monetary union agree- pleased with a proposal Tues- Bush, he said: "It was not some Buchanan's announcement. His brink of collapse, over several other nations said the ment reached earlier in the day to set up a special fund. No liberal Democrat who declared speech was disrupted briefly by Britain's refusal to accept extensive package of social summit provided for the adop- figures were given, but the 'Read my lips! No new taxes!' an AIDS activist who shouted community-wide laws on labor and labor legislation, covering tion of a common European fund would mean extra money then broke his word — to cut a "act up, fight back," before being rights. issues such as maternity bene- currency by Jan. 1, 1999. for Spain, Greece, Portugal back-room budget deal with the escorted from the room as Bu- Concluding their landmark fits and maximum working Britain signed the accord but and Ireland. big spenders." chanan urged "be gentle with Buchanan also attacked Con- him." Unrest EPA Continued from page page one. G Continued from page page one. Russia, Ukraine and Byelorussia food and fuel in some areas, the plined command system has been treatment centers were down 18 Sounds. It was followed by Cuya- lot of waste," said BP spokesper- can survive. disintegration of the armed maintained until now, Gates said. percent, and transfers to off-site oga, 25.7 million, and Hamilton, son Tony Kozlowski. "What the Gates later met with the law- forces, and ongoing ethnic con- Even reputedly fail-safe bun- storage were down 17 percent. 25.3 million. numbers don't tell you Is what makers behind closed doors and flict will combine this winter to kers, codes and interlocks can be "Ohio companies are realizing A weak economy, which espe- happens to that waste." told them that Gorbachev "is los- produce the most significant dis- meaningless if the people in that it's more cost effective to cially hurt the auto and related Kozlowski said BP has a varie- ing out" and may have to step order in the former U.S.S.R. charge of the system "are subor- prevent pollution than to deal industries, played a part in lower- ty of systems to treat the waste to down, according to the panel's since the Bolsheviks consolidated ned, corrupted or simply dis- with it after the fact," EPA Di- ing toxic releases, said Cindy make It safer. ranking Republican, Rep. Wil- power," Gates testified. appear," Gates said. rector Donald R. Schregardus DeWulf, supervisor of the Ohio liam Dickinson of Alabama. Discipline and cohesion in the State Department spokesper- said. EPA's TRI section. "We don't consider ourselves to "He will have to either resign formerly powerful Red Army are son Margaret Tutwiler said the Schregardus said the EPA is "When we called about 20 com- be a polluter; we treat the waste or be a figurehead only, because disintegrating, Gates said. Short- United States had no position on expanding its pollution preven- panies that reduced their toxic responsibly so it doesn't consti- he doesn't have any force behind ages of food, fuel and housing for whether formation of the com- tion program and supports the emissions, some did say they had tute a risk to public health," he him," Dickinson said. troops are undermining morale monwealth and dissolution of the Pollution Prevention Develop- shut down for a while," she said. said. Another source, speaking on and reliability of the forces is Soviet Union was legal, or as ment Work Group formed by "Others said production was Kozlowski also said BP has condition of anonymity, agreed, "dubious," he added. Gorbachev contends, illegal. Gov. George Voinovich to draft a slower, so that's a factor." substantially reduced its air saying Gates portrayed Gorba- Speaking to reporters in Chi- Defense Secretary Dick Solution prevention strategy for BP Chemicals Inc.. a subsi- emissions, and plans further re- chev as in control only of the cago, President Bush said the Cheney, speaking with reporters hio. Members of the group met diary of British Petroleum, was ductions in the next two years. country's foreign relations. "He's United States is carefully follow- in Budapest, Hungary, said for the first time Monday. identified as the company with Hamilton County industries ac- not going to rise from ashes this ing developments in the Soviet "goodwill and international co- The report showed that Allen the largest total toxic releases by counted for 62 percent of toxic time," said the official. Union. operation will be required" to County nad the most toxic weight. wastes discharged in Ohio's pub- During open testimony to the "There's a lot at stake for the deal with the situation. releases of all of the state's 88 "Being the largest chemical lic sewers last year, according to committee, Gates referred to the American people ... to make sure Armed Services Chairperson counties in 1990, at 2S.8 million plant in Ohio ... we do generate a data in the report. disintegrating superpower as the problems that affect us and the Les Aspin, D-Wis., said his "arsenal that used to be a coun- rest of the world are properly Cel's hearing was the first on Resign try." He said the system control- handled," Bush said. ' to adapt the Pentagon's bud- 11 Continued from page one. ling 30,000 nuclear weapons is be- Gates told the Armed Services get to the changing world. ing severely tested. Committee that of immediate Aspin said assumptions about "Severe economic conditions, concern is control of the Soviet future spending have to be today denied speculation by an- and as far as he feels that he has ing Ukrainian independence, sti- including substantial shortages of nuclear arsenal. A highly disci- thrown out. other member of the inner circle the possibility to exercise the pulating that the commonwealth that the president plans to resign. substantial political influence ... is not a legal state, and giving "Today he didn't think about it. he's going to secure for that (po- Ukraine permission to create an As far as yesterday is concerned, sition) all his efforts so far as this army. you had better ask him," spokes- is in his power." person Andrei Grachev told re- Asked whether Gorbachev's According to a text of the com- RECYCLE YOUR BOOKS porters. authority extends to Russia, Bye- monwealth accord, any changes Grachev was commenting on a lorussia and Ukraine, Grachev in its provisions must be ap- remark by Georgy Shakhna- said yes. proved by all members. zarov, one of Gorbachev's senior political advisers, who said the "Mr. Gorbachev considers Legislators in Byelorussia also situation in the Soviet Union "is himself to be the president of the voted to ratify the common- developing in a such way that it U.S.S.R., which certainly in- wealth, which would be based in probably won't be necessary to cludes the three states." their own capital city of Minsk. wait long for (Gorbachev's resig- The Ukrainian parliament The Byelorussian Supreme Soviet nation). voted 288-10 today to ratify the voted 263-1, with 2 abstentions, But Grachev said: "The presi- commonwealth agreement. It according to state-owned Radio dent's position is that, at present, added 12 amendments emphasiz- Rossiya.
University Village & University Courts Apts. are now renting
9-month and 12-month leases One and two bedroom apartments Heat, water, cooking, and sewer included Central air No pets please (419) 352-0164 Clough & Mercer W,E CARE ABOUT YOU AND THE ENVIRONMENT Bowling Green
GOOD REASONS TO SELL YOUR BOOKS ON CAMPUS Greenbriar Inc. a O Tw0 Convenient Locations • University Bookstore We will be leasing the following locations • Union for the Fall of 1992 0 It's Ecologically Sound • Columbia Court Apartments • Texts are recycled to other students • East Merry Avenue Apartments • Texts you no longer need can be donated to the • Field Manor Apartments INTERNATIONAL BOOK BANK for use in other countries • Frazee Avenue Apartments • Ridge Manor Apartments 0 Fair Prices - Fast Service • Campbell Hill Apartments • There's plenty of "green" in the money you'll get UMIVERSITY I0OKST0RE UMIVERSITY UNION Call or Stop in for a Complete Listing of December 9 -20 December 16 ■ 20 U-TR s-e M-TR *5 Available Apartments & Houses F 8-5 F 9-3 S 9-5 Printed on recycled paper 224 E. Wooster 352-0717 i • 5 itititi«ititi#i«ititt*i*ife*it!#i*i#ifti«iti*i2 Sports +i 0Ur ^^-__Jl^LV. °Ur ft
I20th c i^TOTrvj 20tff1 Wednesday. December n. !<)<)! The BG News PAGE SEVEN 4g Anniversary >
ft! campaign like a class act ft This past Friday, the volleyball either of them ever give up in a team lost to Wisconsin in the first game. round of the NCAA Tournament Commentary by Mike Slates Then there are the other in three straight games. players. These include Holli Many people may be thinking, Costein, Carey Amos, Angellette "Well, they had a nice season, too Love, Nicky Mudrak, Julie Fort- bad they couldn't win when it ever, I knew they were winners. kamp, Amy Morgan, Mitzi San- counted." But there is more to Unfortunately, when covering a ders, Buffy Williams, Lori Tate, this team than winning matches. sport, you never really get to and Jessica Andrasko. This I happened to be lucky enough know the players on the team that group, along with Schiller and to be offered to travel along with well. Sure, you interview them Mika, is the closest and tightest the team to Madison since I was (some often), but you never real- team I have ever seen. This is a covering it for the BG News. I had ly talk to them and find out what team that was singing AC/DC's been covering the volleyball team they are really like. song "Thunderstruck" on the all year and I thought it would be On this trip, however, I saw ride to the match, having no trou- great to see an NCAA tourney what has held this team together ble handling the pressure at all. match. and what has pushed them to ac- This is a team that wanted to win But what I saw during this trip complish the most successful as bad as any team ever has. was not that the Falcons did not season ever for a Falcon volley- have the power to beat a strong ball team. Big Ten school like Wisconsin. I First of all, there is coach Den- found out that this is a team that ise Van De Walle. She is a great is very tightly woven. It is a team motivator and is basically the that has great character. In "glue" that holds this team covering the team this season, I together. Her career record saw only home games. Because stands for itself. of this, I only witnessed one loss, Next, there are seniors Tammy which was to Notre Dame. So just Schiller and Lisa Mika. Possibly WANTED! ft from the outside, this team the best middle-hitting duo in the looked like a winner. And when I nation, they have accepted the ft found out they had won the MAC task of being the "go-to'' people on the purchase of 3 or more ft Tournament and were going to in the clutch. I have never seen BGSU's most qualified CD's, pre-recorded cassettes or ft the NCAA's for the first time music videos. *(([$!*. • students as ft Mix or Match! (All sale items & L?4£—*--'-i/>¥ ADVERTISING SALES specials excluded) .-;.*"'1'"* ' ' '4*T ft ft ft REPRESENTATIVES Coupon Expires 12/20/91 *#.,,, , &* ft iS YOU SHOULD* for ''Your Music Library" BE CHECKING] ft ♦ N.W. Ohio's Largest Selection of Compact Discs ft YOUR LIST The BG News i 3 TWICE! If you are a self-motivated, Gift results-oriented person, i WINTHROP TERRACE APTS. Certificates ft YOU available ft features in any • CAMPUS SHUTTLE have the potential to be ft • 9 & 12 month leases one of the highest paid amount ft • Furnished & Unfurnished students on campus. i ft • 24 hour maintenance 1 ft • Air conditioning ft • Gas for heating All majors encouraged to apply. I OPEN 7 DAYS ft and cooking included Must have own car. 128 N. MAIN ST. 403 S. MAIN ST. ft S DOWNTOWN/B.G. DOWNTOWN/FINDLAY ft 352-9135 ^Mon -Thurs 9 am -10 p.m Applications and job descriptions Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. » w Fri -Sat 9 a.m.-12 a.m. Fri.-Sat. 10 a.m.-io p.m. ft available at 214 West Hall. 9 Sundays 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Sundays Noon-5 p.m. "Now accepting Applications DEADLINE: 5 p.m. Friday, Dec. 13th * We will UPS your purchase ft for ft the same day. Spring, Summer and Fall" h
BOWLING GREEN AT BOWLING GREEN
Confused? Don't be. Just tune in lo 88.1 FM as Kevin Miller and Cralg Lammers WMU call all the action TONIGHT ^ a/imtM j starting at 7:15 StofJS *£' 104 S. MAIN 353 0988 FALCON BASKETBALL-LIVE ON WBGU 88.1 FM Mi =&«»'< UPS Ground Service UPS Red Lable I Blue Lable Drop off Deadline ■ 2 p.m. NEWIPVE ^QflKft* LE Club 8 OPEN 9:00 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. amok Print, inc. Leave your apartment search THE MISSING PIECE
(Lifestyle Enhancement) t° WHEN: Bowl 'N' Greenery 8 weeks before spring break January 27-March 20, 1992 HOW: mm AH you Can Eat Free to all BGSU students Sign-up in the Student Recre- ** tfliBB* 11:30 - 2:00 $3.99 ation Center Main Office Choose from over 350 (during office hours) between 4:00 - 7:00 $4.50 December 2, 1991 and January apartments, duplexes &houses • Soup V Salad 20, 1992 BENEFITS: * Prime Locations " • Hot Entrees 'Better quality of life* 9
Charity Parking I Continued from page page one. Continued from page one. ize a coalition of all the Bowling terested in combining their pro- cut. litical science major and on- consideration," Parking and sentative, one administrative Green agencies that have toy grams, though, said Puhl, so the Grant Tansel, Toy Box coor- campus student Tresa Foltz said. Traffic Assistant Enforcement representative and four faculty programs into one large program effort was unsuccessful. dinator for the past six years, Foltz said students who do Manager and non-voting parking representatives. with the help of a representative Puhl added that the deaths of said the program got too big and choose to live on campus should committee member Keith Monto of the Sentinel-Tribune. three Vietnow members before that the Toy Box tost a lot of its not get the worst parking spaces said. The proposal to move on- "There are so many little pro- the campaign started affected the support as other toy programs because in many cases they have The committee consists of campus student parking to the grams in the area that the sup- willingness of members to coor- started. chosen to live on campus at the three Undergraduate Student outskirts of the campus was ap- port is spread out or there are dinate the program. Santa's Toy He said people who usually do- University's benefit instead of Government senators, one Grad- proved unanimously by the duplicate lists of children to more Box, a program run by the Bowl- nated to the police toy program moving off campus. uate Student Senate senator, one committee, including Rob Wag- than one program." he said. ing Green Police Division for started donating to others in- "We will take what [faculty off-campus center representa- ner, the only on-campus USG Area agencies did not seem in- more than 20 years, has also been stead. and students] have to say into tive, one classified staff repre- representative on the committee. Classified Wednesday, December II, 1991 The BG News PACE NINE
MONEY FOR COLLEGE PHI SIQS PHI SIOS PHI SIQS Happy 21 at 8-day yaprewtha' You're legal SI I a A Month!" 1 or 2 female roommates tor Spring semester CAMPUS 4 CITY EVENTS Scholarships and Grants The Brothers ol PHI SIGMA KAPPA would Ike now. Peanut' Attentlonl 1 male euMeeeer needed tor Non-smokers Cheep rent 354-8082 Ask for 1 800-USA-1221 ext 2033 to ssy goodbye end goodkick to our graduating Love your Roomie. Spring 13 Coolest epertment In SOI Easy- Kail. seniors. Andy Merfcs, Jeff Davis, and Marty Janice TYPING SERVICES going roommates, close to campus. Come CKICKI Collins 1 OR 2 FEMALE ROOMMATES NEEDEOI Reasonable Rates with Accuracy SAE SAE SAE check ft out. Don't miss this chsncsl Call Christmas Party DAMN PROUD NICE PLACE! FREE CABLEI CLOSE TO Cat 352-3987 from 8 em to9pm Congratulations to our Athletes ol the Week 3524474 aak for Derrick or Erie. MMI In Union at 8 15 p m to go to First Fed- PHI SIQS PHI SIOS PHI SUM CAMPUS! DESPERATE! REDUCED RENT. eral Bank (by Mr. Spot's) Begm Your hoUdaYS Matt Wlnterman and John Welat 1 female roommate needed to lubtoaaa Spring CALL LORI SS4-S9S4. SPRING BREAK '92 YOU'VE ONLY GOT ONE Phi Alpha' 92 Nice Columbia Court 3 bedroom. 2 bath on the nghl note'' 1 or 2 male roommatee to lubleaaa for Spring PERSONALS WEEK TO LIVE SO DON'T SLOW IT'MAKE SAE SAE SAE apartment J160,month, no unities Cal Merry Christmas to all' 2 bdrm apt at University Wage Own room. Happy New Year' IT JAMAICA WITH LOW. LOW PRICES START- SANTA ANO THE ELVES would like lo thank 352-1158 or coeect (708) 879-3238 ING AT S479M CALL SUN SPLASH TOURS!! CtoMtocoynpue 352-3413 CKICKI • Sig Ep ' James Forse * Sig Ep • JAMME SCHAFER and DAN STURTZ for their People needed to aubleeee for Spring. Nice 1-800-428 7710 ASAP Irish Club Meeting tonight 1:00114 BA Happy 22nd Birthday ya old man) help m getting Santa and the Elves home safety piece, cool roommatee, rent Is cheap. Call 1 or 2 male or female roommatee tor Spring Last meeting ol the semester Boxers stu avail- Have a great time tonne, but watch out lor met The Brothers ol Bete Thets PI would like to say 352-7500 or 3544474 ASAP for more de- 1 Selected Group ol Christmas Cards Semeeter Close to campus In Campus Manor able S11 00 a pair great X-mas gifts Come to fhrteboua personality thanks to Scott Emery and Aaron Heath for all tslls. and Ornaments 20-50% off! 352 8853 asklor Mike elect new president* Short meeting, please at- Love. Your UMIe PI Pfi they've done over the years Good luck in the Jeans-N Things Roommate needed for Spring '92 Wat have tend* future See ye Friday' Female ■uolsaaar needed for Spring, rent at AXO AXO AXO AXO 531 Ridge Street 352-8333 own bedroom and full bathroom. Apartment is $115.mo Available ASAP' Cel Maureen Join us1 Amy Aflomondo TOOO HAOEMAN "SAMMY" next to campus Cel (leave message at) Happy Belated Birthday' 372-8907 or 372-M06 SI. Tom'a Student Connection Good luck this losowmg year. Wednasdsy and Thursday 354 0801 Is sponsoring a dinner (in Anttoch dining room) You'l be a greet AXO President We love our neighbor' Graduating Senior needs 1 or 2 aucleaaera tor at Brathsus Roommate wanted lor Spring Mess, non* foeowtng 5:15 mass (In Religious Ed Room) on We're so proud ol you Spring 92 Available Dec. 22nd. Beer Bottle ol the Week smoker S180 aiijueslil. Lance-855-3084 Thursday, Dec. 12 Love. HURRY HURRY HURRY Legal Joint SI .00 $300 mo plus alec S phone Very dose to No charge Ail are welcome! Bethany. Joan and Karyn Work m the Nation's capitol and earn Long Island Ice Tee II.00 Roommate wanted Own furnished room near campua. 326 E Loroy (upstairs) Fuey turni AXO AXO AXO AXO Meeting lor credit tor rt* How? Join the Washington See Falcone vs. Fresno campus Laundry lacaities Must axe my dog shed Cel Scott at 363-9761 Leave message Cherle Or.vett. $200 deposit. $100 mo Muat pay half ease I Women's Reproductive Rights Center Internship Program Open to all Set. 4 p.m. Free Hot Dogs Graduating Senior Desperate your share ol phone Cal Beth Mon-Fri after 8 Every Tues. 8:00 p m. The lun Is almost over. majors and is an opportunity to meet Hippy Hours Need 1 female to sublease lor Spring 82 Own p.m or weekends after lOem 353-2537 UCF Center (Comer ol ThursOn a Ridge I Only two more days till I uncover National officials For more details. room and 1 month FREE!!' Sponsored by BGSU Peace Coalition who I realty am attendinto sessiononFrt Dec 13 Merry Christmas SUBLEASE 2 Ddrm. 2 beth. dishwasher, gar- Cal MKheae 352-5389 Guess who?? m the Umon-Faculty Lounge 1 30 p m Keith' bage disposal S400 utii A easels Jan REACH-OUT Your Secret Santa to the poor and the homeless In Wood County Love, Your Secret Santa l-Aug Cal 352-3385 HELP' "' Attention Multicultural Studenle'" Find out how you can help Wednesday at 9 30 Sublessor lor Spring Very dose to campus, Sttl looking for a male roommate for Spring '92. Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, mc and p m in 107 Hanne Has. Everyone Is welcome* HURRYI you are running out of tlmel WOULD SOMEONE YOU KNOW BE DEV- own room, no utilities and one month tree rent Own room, close to campua Cai Mark or Tony The Latino Student Union On January 18-20. UAO is going to ASTATED IF THEIR TEDOY BEAR WAS KID- REOOAE with THE ARK Band Cell Kria at 352-8312 a! 354-4 757 or leaven are sponsoring study tables al the Amanl CHICAGO! NAPPED? GOOOII SIGN UP IN THE UNION Wed Dec 11 When: Thurs-Sun (Dec 12-15) Sign up now in the UAO office. 3rd floor FOYER DEC 9.11.12.13' HIRE SOLD. TO SuMeeeers needed! 2 BR/2 bath Frazee apt HELP! Eaay Street Cats Time: 8 p.m. • midnight Union. Only $79 lor transportation KIDNAP SOMEONE'S STUFFED ANIMAL AND close to campus* $150 month Give us a cel Female needed to sublet apartment. Reminder" • Snacks eaj be provtdodll' lodging, and continental breakfasts HOLD IT FOR RANSOM! 3520579 425 E Court 2 bedroom. 2 beth GOLDEN KEY X-MAS CAROLING AOTT " AOTT Laura Hanes AOTT " AOTT Hurry! ft won't be the same without youl BG BEAR KNAP 3 roommatee - GREAT PLACE! THE PERFECT HOUSE' Rent-SI 75 month Thurs . 8.30 p.m Dec 12 Happy Birthday to you Call 172-2343 lor more Into. Sublessor needed for Spring semester Wlthm As close to campus as you can get1 Meet m Union Looby Here's to number 22' rVst block on South College, mostly furnished, Cel Amy IMMEDIATELY: 362-5582 Ptfia a Drinka Afterwards" May it offer more tun INTRAMURAL FORFEIT FEES BRING YOUR wssher and dryer included. $125.mo spa- SKI Club MANDATORY Meeting' Than the Era ol21< RECEIPT ANO PICK UP YOUR FORFEIT FEES WANTED cious and comfortable Cel Anne or Cindy al 1 male roommete needed lor Spring Semeeter. Tonight 9pm 112 BA Last chance lor The celebration will be a bleat, AND WINNERS T-SHIRTS FOR FALL BY 354-5044 Nice 2 bedroom apt with dlahwesher end tl it's anything eke the onea ol the past) condo assign a Habiiry forms' • ASPEN ' DECEMBER 11. 1991 Get excited"" One male wanted to sublease for Spring First Wanted 1 mt sublessor Spring 92 OWN bed INTRAMURAL ENTRIES DUE MESS BAS- . Rent wary negotleble. Cel Chuck at SPORT MANAGEMENT ALLIANCE Alphe Love a Mine. Jamie month rent Iree Close to campus Cal Bryan at I bsthroom S191.67/mth. Large apl KETBALL - JAN 21: WOMEN'S AND COED 353 0216. CHRISTMAS PARTY 352 6885 w dishwssner laundry facilities S storage Dec. 12 7:30 p m Stadium View Apt Party •Keren Stu- BASKETBALL - JAN 22: MEN'S BOWLING - cage* Cat 352-9302, RE Mgmt c o Beth 1 male roommete needed lor Spring lemesler H.ppy Birthday! Room. 1700 Juniper (behind Burger King) K JAN 28: INDEPENDENT MEN'S ICE Overlooks Main Street Mong. Close to campua. S130 per month Cal Now you can go to some reel bars, too bed this HOCKEY - JAN 18 (3 days after Christmas Sublease ■ modem. 1 bedroom apartment Door prtiea, music, food For transportation. Wanted Roommete Sp Sem 92 Grsd Stu- 352 2119 meet m Union Foyer 7:15 SMA Members only Isn't a good week, but we wH celebrate when Break) Central air/heat On 4 comers, close to every- dent preferred to share partialy turn house 1 MALE/FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED it not yet pined the SMA. eel Kety al we get home. thinn Very nice S335/mo Cal 354-7039 INTRAMURAL OFFICIALS NEEDED Men's. $200/mol share ull ASAP VERY CLOSE TO CAMPUS FURNI- 352-4420 "Nootlenae" Love, the awesome one. Women's, and Coed Basketball Apply in 108 1 female roommate needed lor Spring semes- <•■- """ 35? »B3« or 352-34SO SHED FREE CABLE PAY ELECTRIC ONLY H.H.. Teep. Peeon. and R C Student Rec Center by January 20 1992 ter Close to campus Only SI 50 per month One bedroom apartment lor luhteaae In Spring CALL CHERYL AT 362-6799 Cel 362-6458-Amy. Andrea. Christine or Lea- DO YOU HAVE A 3 5 GPA? 1 or 2 people, dose to campus Cal SERVICES OFFERED lie continued on p. 10 IF SO. YOU CAN TAKE HONORS CLASSES 3544942 • • • BETA THETA PI • • • PHONE 372-8504 FOR DETAILS During a time when the economy la unsteady. The Brothera ol Beta Theta PI would Ike to EVERY WED IS KARAOKE NIGHT It's good lo know there's someone who's wasng congratulate Jason Shawberry on hia lavalering ONLY AT MARK'S to help Don't get taken when honest help Is to Patty Evers Weekly prizes! Register to win an overnight Imo around Cat lor a no-hassle consultation with trip to WJndaor. Canada one ol our representatives st International Fi- nancial Group. 1 -800-783-9978 One stan- • The ARK » at Easy Street ■ Greek Sweatshirts dard • excellence You should accept nothing Wednesday Dec 11 endDec 1* Initials > Names LA Union de Estudiantes Latinos would like to less A loan brokerage Brm. Reggae and soca at its best 5333 Monroe St Toledo. Ohio 43823 Experienced BGSU student home builders look- 419 885-3039 thank and recognize the following for their ing lor work In the community lo lund our chap- ■ ■ • Beta Theta PI ■ ■ • Alpha Phi • • • ter Can lor a tree estimate Contact Dave at The Brothers ol Bets Theta PI would like to Hap. Hap. Happy 8-day. "Precious''- special contributions to making Hispanic 352 8622 congratulate Aaron Heath on his recent pinning You're the Big'21 - finely Love ya, Blanche & Sophia LSAT • ORE • GMAT to Alpha Phi Mikle Mesanek. (KattwBetfi) Before you take the test, cal the expert Local Heritage Month a great success!! classes forming now. Kaplan Educational Chris. Censer Can lor delalls 538-3701 I know you're stressing about your class load CONGRATULATIONS! PREGNANT? this semester end I figured you'l make a bunch Kattue Davis - Circle K'a Ws can help FREE pregnancy tests and sup- of New Year's resolutions for sett-Improvement November Member of the Month! 1 portive tervioee. ConHdenOal BG Pregnancy The rec center's "Le Club 8" program can help Excellent effort with the Weekly meetings with trained graduate stu- The 1991-1992 Latino Student Union Cabinet Center Call 354 HOPE K-Famify connectona' dents on such issues as stress and time man- Research/editing assistance available lor stu- Keep It upl agement, fitness, nutrition, goal setting and dents term papers Also provide resume and other wetness topics can help you have a great President Michele C. Soliz word-processing ssrvlces. Call Hanan. Dewn Tufto semester! Cal or atop by the Rec Center office 4230259 422-4980 Happy 2tat Birthday to the beeteet friend (2-2711) for more Information or to sign up. Vice President Rosamaria Sanchez Scholarships and Grants Available Now! anyone could ask (or! Are your vocal cords The program begins January 27, 8 weeks be- Recording Secretary Raquel Guzman Largest source in the country reedy?' fore Spring Break Your friend, Cristina Mela Results are 100% guaranteed. Love Ya Carol Corresponding Secretary Lee 1-800-821-FUND Treasurer Harida Fernandez Education Coordinator David Baldonado Social Coordinator Andres Baldonado Cultural Coordinator Nuna Santellana Publicity Coordinator Chela Gonzales Advisor Gregory T Ross
Scholarship Committee Special Contributions Dr. Antonio Buron £ Little fl Connie Ornelas.Chairwomen Manuel Andrade Yolanda Armola Marcos Rivera Jose Trevino Adrian Tio Rosamaria Sanchez Sam Ramirez Alicia Paramo Bonnie TuSmith Mayor Edwin Miller CJI_S Manuel Vadillo University Facilities Greg Barks MONDAY DEC 9 Howard McCord Maggie Cardenas SHIRTS - SHORTS Jerome Library Multicultural s s Committee Anita Serda TUESDAY DEC 10 Office of Multicultural Affairs Multicultural Activities andJfWu/{.' » Sponsors A ANGELS • ANIMALS (STUFFED) A grams College of Arts and Sciences Holiday Inn French Quarter WEDNESDAY DEC 11 Cultural Events Committee Falcon House Sporting Goods NINETEEN NINETY-TWO CALENDERS A NOTECARD; N Creative Writing Department Tim Messengers Hair Salon N Food Operations AAATravel Agency THURSDAY DEC 12 Theater Department Woodland Mall Cinemas Romance Languages Finder's Records T TREE ORNAMENTS T Art Department Days Inn FRIDAY DEC 13 McFall Gallery Wood Cable TV University Bookstore Fiesta Hair A ALL GREEK AND BGSU ITEMS A Latino Networking SamB's Juntos Ben Franklins DiC93 • ECAP SALE 88.1 FM WBGU NO OTHER UNIVERSITY DISCOUNTS UNION 20% OFF HOURS 8 A.M. 4:43 P.M. M-F APPLY Classified I'ACH TEN The BG News Orders from the
Graduating' Need to set my desk & dresser Male sublease needed ASAP Own room Cal continued from p. 9 $90 takes botn away Cal Neil. 352-1 569 Ed at 363-6204 Leave meeeage North Pole ... JVC camcorder VHS-C format with wide and Please heapl I need you to 1MB lease lor Spring Heipt hMp me 00 lo Europe' 1 female needed test, lenses, light, carrying case, and much 92 1 month FREE rent, tree cable Cal now! to •hare 1 bedroom apartment SUS/mo. more $500 or best offer And It's tapes play m 354-6680. Lei's make a deal, nice place. 372-7385 days, your VCR 3523698eves Michese Sublease i bdrm a 2 orm house Quiet neigh- borhood, reasonable rent Ask lor lies Help" 3526756 1 or 2 female sublessees lor Spring 1 Loft fits Mac dorm rooms 2 bade up. room for Butamar needed lor Spring wmtnrop Ter- $150'mo electric Close to campus couch below University approved Cell Caw 352 l 768. Mk lor Aim—or Kim race $135/monm 352-3275 3540804 HELP! Meed sobieaser lor spring1 Downtown- TIRED OF HOUSECLEANINQ7 We have Mercy Home Gym one bedroom-share with one other a kst of apts for rent that wO Does everything' $182 50/mo & utilities No deposit needed) grveyou2hra FREE MAID Call 352 6208 Ask lor Mtchele or Wendy $300Obo 1-874-8521 SERVICE each month CALL NOW! Na«to.a Rentals 328 S. Ham Cannondale SM700 Mountain Bike. Like new 352-6420 1 mate roommate to sublease for Spring First condroon Al Shknano components $490 or Houses and apartments lor 1992-93 school month rent free' Great location. Cell Brent at beat offer Jon 354-2982 year 12 month leases only, starting In May. 3528885 For Sato Hero. Cromory/Alummum MOUN- Steve Smith 352 8917 TAIN BIKE Only two months old! Loaded' Houses for Rent if you have a knowledge and enthusiasm for Comes with digital odometer, u-tock and water "The Power to be Your Beat" you may be the I 2 month leases - May or August bottle Asking $475 00 Call Mike at Tenant pays utilities • 1 mo deposit person we are looking lor For more informa- 354-8444 tion, contact Knstte Smrth at 353-9732 after -730 Elm. 2 br w/toft; 1360/Mey Santa says " In Appreciation of 7 00pm on Mon A Wed or send resume and -734 Elm. 4 br . 2 bath; $660/Aug Musi sel* Florida and Bahamas vacation for 2. ■217 S Coseye. 3 br .$525.Aug cover letter to On Campus Mail Box # 5823. no Must be 21 Great pneel Cal Anna 354-8475 later than Dec 10 •SUN. Summit. 4 br , 2 bath. $750 May MUST SELL: Tnp to MonUgo Bay Jamaica for 2 ■622 E Wooaler; 4 br. 2 bath: $760VMay Male needed for Spring Semester people. Good for 1 year includes free airfare -233 W. Merry. 4 br w/loft. $660 Aug all our customers, we will St 10/month. luty lumisned. four houses from and 50 % oft resort hotels $500 Cal Dave • 128 ManvBe; 5 br . 2 bath; $725'Aug campus, easy-going housemates, own parking 372-3145 Can 354-2854 or 352-2330 alter 5pm only space Stop by at 147 South Cosege or eel Arbor Enterprises • local owners Conor at 352-8188 Sofa, end tables and lamp for sale Best offer Please cal 352-4878 be having a ..." Male roommate needed '92 Spring semeeter Two bedroom apt. Very dose to campus Free heel and HBO Call Andy at 352 4303 Stereo system • 45 watt tuner, dual cassette. Available tor Spring '92. Eacellent condition. CD, graphic EO. TT. speakers w'stands - var- Male sublessor needed for Spring in house, Terms negotiable. Cell 354-I295. ious brands Cabinet option Moving, must sel. one block from campus $100/mo . negotla- 354 7285 Vary reasonable, newly furnished efficiency. ple CaUMa/KASAP at 354-5082 Close lo campus Can 352 7387 after 8pm University approved suspeneded loft. Are- Need 1 or 2 persona to sublease house 2 proofed; $100 Stereo • dual tape deck. VILLAGE GREEN APARTMENTS blocks from campus. Own room. First month's receiver and turntable: $45. Cal Lewis Now leasing. Summer $ Fal '92-93 leases rent FREE Only $182 50/month plus utilities 372-4535 Spring leases lor 1 a 2 bedroom furniehed a un- CUSTOMER CHOsyyl St 352-7208 furnished Resident manager & maintenance Wsterbed • King size, very good condition. Call 354-3533 Need one female to sublease apt in Haven $350 00 negotiable Cal 352-8133 House for Spring $150/mo ; furnished, close to campus 3531615asklorKety Needed 1 or 2 female subleesers for Spring FOR RENT APPRECIATION Semeeter - own bedroom Futy furnished apartment Free health club Cheep rent. n y i f SI 50/mo. for 1 person or $ 112 50 for 2 Caw Am* Of KarHat 3540404 "Now leasing" Summer a Fal 1992-93 Leases Needed Subieaser for Spring semester Great Large assortment to chooee from apt dose to campus Great roommates Cal StopbySIBE-Wooster DAY 352-4594 anytime (across from Tsco Bel) for listing brochure A speak with our friendly staff or call 354-2280 HELP WANTED John Newtove Real Estate
ALASKA SUMMER EMPLOYMENT fisheries 1 bedroom graduate apartment Close to cam- Earn $5,000 month Free transportation1 pus. 362-4364 Room S Board' Over 8.000 openings 1.2,13 bdrm furnished apts 9 month, aum- Wednesday, December 11 No experience necessary Male or Female mar and year leases 352-7454. For employment program cal Student Employ- ment Services at 1 -206-545-4155 ext 180 2 bdrm spt to sublease ASAP Unrv Visage. Qaapd Laundry in btdg Wil pay Jan rent - Cal Have a special skit? Work we* 353-9938 8am - 6pm with children? Consider Summer Camp' 2nd semeeter tosses available atartmg imme- Supervisors counselors, teen tnp leaders. diately Call Certy Rentals 352-7365 Waterfront staff (WSJ. ALS. Boating). sports, mountain biking, archery drama. 352-3445 Everyone Invited! campcrafl. Jewish programmer, tennis 1 A 2 bedroom apartments and arts and crafts specialist 601 Third SI Cal or Write for application: 704 Fifth St Lynne Leutenberg Yulsh 710SeventhSt Jewish Community Center of Cleveland Cal for reasonable rates Camp Wise and more info 3505 Maylietd Road Cleveland Heights. Onto 44118 146 I MAID • BOWLING GRffl 20% OFF ALL (218)382-4000, Ext 242 Carty Rental! Part-time chad care for 18 mo. ok) girl and new- bating available lor school year 1992-93 born Some light housekeeping Write to 867 (Houses • Apts • Rooms) Lyn Rd . BG Office located at 31 BE Many'3 or Dhone 352 7365 PURCHASES* FOR SALE Houses & Apartments Close to CampuB For Summer 1992 > 1992-93 school year 1984 Honda CMC Wagon. (S door, manual t-267-3341 sMt. AC. caasette AM'FM sloreo) High For sublease. 3 BR apt. heal Included In rent. meeage Runs graal S1500 Of best offer Cal Available now through June 1 $450 352-6523 352-2579 Bankoaonic 10 pannel car graphic equalizer HAVE A PET, BUT NEED AN APARTMENT? with booal. headphone jack and a fool Com. toour only olllc.1 326 S Main proofalarm lyatem. Ongtnaly bought for lor a brochure with tstings tor S1 20 00 now sekng for $60 00 It Inferaafed our pet owners Newtove Rentals cat 2-4937 or 2 5458 and ask lor AJe« 352-5620 Wbk Jl'ut
BREAKSRESERVATIONS AVAILABLE NOW! V. DAYTON A BEACH DRAFT BEER PARTY stnar NIGHTS SOUTH PADRE ISLAND UPSTAIRS 5 AND 7 MIGHTS STEAMBOAT 2. 5 AND 7 NIGHTS PANAMA CITY BEACH Wed. & Thurs. 7 NIGHTS FORTLAUDERDALE 5 - 9pm 7 NIGHTS HILTON HEAD ISLAND * J4ats 5 AND 7 NIGHTS TUXEDO JUNCTION MUSTANG ISLAND " Downstairs PORTARANSAS S ANO 7 NIGHTS ^J-^kirtd ALL YOU CAN EAT! 11th Annual Celebration! 110 N. Main Wed. Pasta Bullet -S495;. TOLL «K INFORMATION 1 JEMHVATIONS Thurs. Mexican Buffet 352-9222 1800-321 5911 December Special Kids Eat Free
5:15 -by J.A.Holmgren -vV£44. I ine.r* ivv ue*v #T t*VW" -SWIMS ft* A f^iBt* C*u- Off IN A viMlie, IT'S AoTnte i uefT ins uumr- -J&Z, CWWu *fe~ IF r FCCi, u«: t-lV'SJC. MY OV+J 0ttrtmHcm ft*. * Except textbooks, electronics other than Radio -I uM*Pf'T CAU- $BU6 Shack/Tandy, Sundries, special orders, and S<*lf H<*f*-'/ rWeHeW piA-pm /If ifiatncs red-ticketed items. No other discounts apply. - Hf, SiP Httf W«W (•HOT/ AVfataep s**mm -a urtv mf? ens' "WiT B*** t** f*A- 6WMT /•m*' ««£>?— -we"-, m*. "•*"* pjgvrTMMi iumtfo" University Bookstore t,i*Tcruoi. v*" TPO-
Jim's Journal -by Jim
Too**/ 5-fe»e Ut><*jW OM of -the** j«\«w The-. *ttvf«tj uroo^J After +he«| left A coup,*? of T~r;et\i% Mr. r>t«rso«*. •.*.! Mr. fairs** s*t <*«r. «A,i, "Oh. \—\h -the* left. fey "IKea--r ItM AkJ#»f rte'JJo **w«v»teJ it jo •ur +oo.
Student Services Building ! a