The Hurricane THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER 0 F THE UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI

VOLUME XIII CORAL GABLES, FLORIDA, MARCH 21. 1910 Nl.MHF.K 23 Election Date Nears; Junior Prom Senate Investigates 21 Toss Hats in Ring To Feature Impeachment Charges Deadline For Petitions Enoch Light Complaint By McLinden Is Wednesday, Mar. 27; From Magician To Doctor Claims Non-Feasance of Straw Poll Next Week To Bandleader Is Career Of Johns Hopkins' Grad President Ray Fordham Student government election cam­ paigns swing into high speed this Enoch Light, who brings his orches­ "I recommend the impeachment of week, with twenty-one petitions al­ tra to Coral Gables on Friday even­ .Raymond Fordham, President of the ready in circulation throughout the ing, April 12, to play for the Univer­ Student Body." So wrote Hence campus. Others are expected to ap­ sity of Miami's 13th Annual Prom, Ludd "Bud" McLinden to the senate pear before tho deadline, Wednesday is one of the few men ever to make as the group convened in its recently noon, March 27. Elections will be the jump from John Hopkins to jaw. furnished chambers Tuesday. Born into a musical family in Can­ held Tuesday. April 2, with Ray Complaints Stated Fordham, president of the student ton, Ohio, Enoch at first wanted to be a magician, but something always On the basis that no election had body, officiating, aided by Honor been called by Fordham to fill the Court members. seemed to go wrong with his tricks. By the time he had finished high vacancy caused by the graduation of All political aspirants and students school, however, it was a physician the current year's chief justice of in general are reminded of the dead­ Enoch Light that he wanted to he, and he took his Peggy Mann the honor court, McLinden asserted line set for submitting petitions to pre-med training at Ohio State and that Fordham had been lax in carry^. Dorothy Ashe, secretary of the Stu­ the University of Pittsburgh. Trans­ ing out his duties as student presi­ dent Association. The petitions must Miami Debaters ferring to Johns Hopkins for his med­ dent. His complaint, in the form "f contain the bonafide signatures of at ical course, he also began to pay Soph Dance Set a detailed legal document, charged (east one-tenth of the student body, more nnd more attention to his hobby Fordham with non-feasance. md anv signatures repeated on more Take Decision if music. For March 29 To investigate the churge made by than one petition for the snme office McLinden, Charlotte Meggs, vice- Turns Into Bandlrader will be stricken from all lists. president, appointed a committee Over St. Pete While in Johns Hopkins, he also Presidential Candidates At Ponce Gym consisting of one senator from each iegan studying at the Peabody Con­ Campaign managers have been class. Committee members include Winner of the debate with St. Peters­ servatory in Baltimore. Soon he was Emphasizing a rustic theme, the busy circulating petitions with main Miss Meggs; Jim Orr, freshman; Hel­ burg Junior College, Miami's varsity soloist with the Glee Club, and lead­ Sophomore Stable Session will be headquarters in the Soda Shop. ene Putnam, sophomore; Dan Satin, juad also took on Rollins for two er of the "Blue Jays," the univer­ held Friday, March 29 in the Ponce Lloyd Whyte, Charlie Franklin, and junior; and Jack Madigan, senior. Tohn Kurucza are seeking the presi­ non-decision battles during the last sity's dance orchestra. High School gym from 9 'til 1, ac­

I March 21, 1940 THE MIAMI HURRICANE PAGE TWO

THE WAY Tne Miami Hurricane LETTERS YEAH BUT CAN YOU THE*BAND'BOX Hy JOSEPH TITLE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER ll E SURRENDER" I look at it ll lias lei't'n my desire to make (his not only a OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI take it? Dear Editor: By MARTHA DORN music column leut one thai eleals with other things it seems that "cease and desist order" should be in life. And so. if occasionally. I broach other suh- In the history of everv school, there is an un­ Impeachment proceedings are being brought invoked to stop the firing of the hot water boiler j.'cK plesasa remember lhat music is not the only sung athletic hero, a lad whose unrecognized value against Ray Fordham, president of the studenl body during school hours. thing in lib*. io his Alma Mater is tremendous, who gives Ins all by lhe Senate this week. The opposition charge* For weeks now students have had to run through for the team and the dear old school. Outstanding lhat the president has failed to execute I lie duties All you harel practicing clarinetists and fiddlers tlie patio, classroom windows have had lo be kepi among such heroes is one from the University of of his office according to the Constitution of ihe (can't you bear 'em?) will be interested to know closed on the hottest days: and dry cleaning bills Miami, a quiet youngster, not given to bragging, Student Government. He has failed, after a lapse of lhat eight members of the Philadelphia Symphony have mounted. Milton Howland by name, known lo his associates EDITORIAL STAFF forty days, to call a special election lo fill the have- be'e'n purged, peellule'el. bred. The first clar­ To remedy this some N.Y.A. student, or lhe jan­ as Junior and to -others as Pappy. vacancy in the Chief Justice office, and instead has OiARi-iis FRANKLIN Editor inetist. Heebert McGinuis resigned for uiidisrloscel itor, might do the tiring two or three hours before You didn't know Junior was an athlete of such made an appointment lo last until the next elections. reasons. It is interesting tee mile' that McCinnis took CHARLES BAAKE Business Manager class lime; or a soot-catching device might be put sterling caliber, did you? Well, the news is out over the- Inst eluriiu't elesk when he was 19, a ver­ CLAUD CORRIGAN Managing Editor on tlie chimney at little cost. Technically, the opposition is perfectly coned now. Day in. day out, month after month, be plays itable infant prodigy from Curtis. Now 20. he has Harry Jacobson and the charge is fair. 1 understand lhat the pres­ his Number 6 post on the Junior Varsity Tenuis uo plans for the future. Meanwhile, his wife who EDITORIAL BOARD ident bad in mind when the date for the forth­ learn, never shirking, never flinching, never hesitat­ i-- line of the orchestra's harpists will bold down Cti-rl.s Fr-nkliei Hedwig Ringblom coming election was moved up tbat that lime would ing. He knows his job and he does it, and does il ber job and bring home the bacon until her youth­ Claud Corrigan Helene Putnam AND MADIGAN S!> iKE I'ORTH . . . suffice for lhe filling of the position, and lliat the well. Without a groan, lie endures the boiling sun ful husband gets placed. appointment was only temporary. It is hard for Letter to the Editor and baked clay of the tenuis courts. Brave, sturdy, Associate Editors Hedwig Ringblom. Helene Putnam anyone to say just what was in the president s mind Stokowski knows whal he's doing, lie took the The members of lhe Student Senate, at their reg­ dependable, that's Junior. News Editor Dorothy Levin when he made the appointment. It could well have Philadelphia Orchestra and transformed it from ular meeting un Tuesday. March 18. 19 Ml, passed Junior is definitely all business- you know, no Copy Edtlor Elaine Preston been ignorance of the proceedure. but I think that Utile' more than a beer garden ensemble to one of a motion lhat a letter should be written for publi- wine or women (he can't sing either). Perhaps a Co-Sports Editors Seymour Simon, Bob Linrothe he considered the vacancy not imperative enough thc greatest symphonic aggregations in the world. ealion in the Hurricane, clarifying tbe situation little stimulant now ami then, but if you knew to call the election, since elections are only a few McGinuis' resignation makes us think that perhaps STAFF WRITERS created by a "letter to the Ediior" in last week's Junior like we know Junior, you'd know it doesu'l weeks away. After all. the Honor Court at the pres­ "Sleek\" has an ace up his sleeve but we de>n't like- Margaret Klotz Seymour Simon paper regarding the Finance Uommittee of the take much. And then. Junior is one of the Kappa- ent time has no definite work to do, and it is not it. Al Collins Beryle McCluney Senate. I was appointed lo wrile this letter, and boys, confining his activities entirely lo lliose fields. likely that il will have any cases before the next Jacques Wilson Martha Hibbs shall do m\ best to clear up anv questions in the \ou'd hardly call that women, would you? eleclion. But of course, ihis does not justify not The Fourth Annual Florida High School Panel Sonny Silberstein Jeanne Girton minds ol the student body, or in the mind of Hor­ Milton l pleasing name, isn't it? Heminds you having a Chief Justice. I'Vslival will be he'ld in Miami April 4. 5, and 6. Jim Jeffrey Spec Davis ace l,add McLinden. of English 201 ) is one of Pi Chi's bold brothers, lhe- program is sponsored by the Florida Band- Harry Estersohn Jack Kendall I shall not take issue with Mi. Mcl.imici.'s per­ although they'll only admit it under extreme pres­ It must be admitted lhat many meipbers ol the uiasle-rs Assoe-ialion. Solo and ensemble events are Dick Paige Lou Lefkowitz sonal attacks upon lhe members of the Senate, or sure. Of late. you've practically got lo use torture student government could also have similar charges In be held in the Central Baptist Church on Thurs the Finance Committee, for I feel that these per­ to make them tell, and when a I'i Chi can hold to BUSINESS STAFF brought against them for not doing or for doing elay. April t. All band cone'ert compe'tilion will be sonal allusions are too unimportant and insignifi­ a secre! that long, ihere must be something to it. something which was not exactly according to the presented in the Miami Kdison High Si-lineel auel- Exchange Managers Nancy Adams. Lucile Jones cant to waste space with them. Hut I do wish to Using a paddle with that famous Howland tennis Constitution, but it is not necessary lo bring them ilorium during the da)lime- of April 5 and 6, A Circulation Manager Jim Jeffrey answer Mr. Mcl.inden's Iwo questions, and explain stroke (unorthodox, bul with all those 110 pounds forward, since no harm has been done. 1 believe huge massi'el banel conei'rt featuring 2500 partici­ Secretary ..-.. ___. Wilma Resnikoff the organization, powers, and functions of the Sen­ behind iti he's the absolute terror of the pledge that il is necessary to remove an olheer only when pants will be slageil at the Orange Howl Frielay Advertising Associates ate Finance Committee, and the Organization's class. They live in mortal fear he'll hit them, as he has disgraced bis position by delilierately set­ evening. Aelmission lo this is 25c for students. Jack Greenawalt Bill Reynolds Finance Committee, two separate and distinct com­ you can imagine. ting out to maliciously hurt the studenl body or Louise Miller Jack Welke mittees. We all know that When Junior Howland leaves any member of the body. So far as I can see. this As if aspirants feer Ihe Stokowski Youth Orehes- "Does an Honor Court exist at the present time, school (the freshman class will he wearing grey has not been done. Could alt of this be jusl lhe Ira need more incentive for wanting tee play wilh and, if so, who is the chief justice?" asks Mr. beards by then) he will leave behind him a niche At It Again product of petty politics or Jealous) ' this organisation than they already have, a seheel- Horace Laild McLinden. Yes, there is an honor carved in Miami's Hall of Fame, a monument lo ule of the cities to be loured has been published. IAMI IMVKKSITV is at il again! Not content court, for it was elected last May in the general his everlasting glory. Will we ever live it down? flee- eoncerts will lake place from July l lo August with being bested in a battle of words and elections. There is no chief justice al the present M The University has a good radio program which 27 anil tbe itinerary calls for Havana. Ve'iiezucla, printer's ink last year, the boys from Oxford are lime, for the chief justice elected last year is no no one seems to know about. It's called "\\ hal's Kio ele Janeiro, Montevideo in Uruguay, Huenos back for another dose. This time, green with envy longer in school. New al the U," and comes over WKAT at 8:30 on Aires in Brazil. San Juan in Puerto Rico and St. because Kay Kvser chose to honor the University "Vt hy have certain petitions not yet reached the TINTYPES Wednesday evenings. Il is concerned with report Thomas in lhe Virgin Islands. Tbe Latin American of Miami, they have printed in tiicir student pub­ floor of the Senate?" is question number two. In ing, by interviews and comments, whal is happen­ anel Sieulb American cities have agreed to support lication. The Miami Student, the following: '"Kay order to answer this question, it is best that I DOSS TABB ing here at school, and has proved to be interesting. the coming concerts. Stokowski will personally K\ser and his band were broadcasting from a night explain the powers and duties of the Senate Finance auelilion the linalisls aroimel ihese parts in Atlanta spol [editor's note: the Grove Theatre | in Florida . . . made the Universitv "Pahokee" conscious. Committee. This committee was established by leg­ on April 2. . . . reveals he originally came from Colquitt, Ga. Wednesday night and lie began referring to the islation of the Senate several years ago. for the . . . answers to innumerable nicknames . . . Flossie fine football team and school of Miami University purpose of investigating financial requests and LATINO AMERICANAS . . . Pahokee Flash . . . and "the bean-patch boy." Traits I like: Mr. Sheaffer's diffidence; Mrs. (erroneously calling that one-building prep school petitions, in order to facilitate the actions of the With firsts in everything, the University of . . . holds the All Southern Bean-Picker Champion­ Volpe's aggressiveness; Mr. Sleunenberg's liberal­ in Coral Gables Miami University instead of the Senate upon these bills. Ils purpose is to gather Miami has added Juan Ramon Jimenez to our ship. ity: Mr. Gregor's gcntleinanlincss; Dr. Haggles' University of Miami)." information pertaining to these petitions and their faculty He is one of the greatest of Spanish poets. . . . reminisces about the days when Tabb and amiability I he couldn't gel really mad even if he The first correction wc would like to make is organizations, so that the Senate might have com­ Jimenez, a refugee from the Spanish civil war. Sapp were the greatest passing-comhinalion in Wanted to); Mr. Harris' eliisiveni'ss (now you see that the University of Miami now has TWO build­ plete information upon which to base its decisions. will reside in tins country indefinitely, and we hope South Florida football annals. him. now \e.ii don't); and Mrs. Bcrglfs infinite ings, large buildings far different from certain ivy- Ins entire stay may be in Miami and on the faculty The Committee makes recommendations upon . . . never wore shoes till he was twelve. palie-nir anel swce'l smile. covered huts that .sonic schools boast about. The at tbe universily. Although he knows little English certain bills, and rejects those which it does not . . . remembers when he used to visit the city twice second one is that Mr. Kyser. realizing the hor­ his vital personality and a well-developed sense deem worthy of consideration by lhe Senale. But. a vear ... to see the sights . . . and gel acquainted Who is Ibis "Abie" in tin- percussion section rible injustice he had done the University of of humor come through lo stand above this handi­ by two-thirds vote of the Senale. mvf of these wilh the latest modern improvements. »bei is continually being heralded by llr. Ruggles? Miami by referring to it in the manner above, im­ cap. rejected bills can be brought upon the lloor of the . . . will eat an\ thing except stewed rats. mediately corrected himself. Or are lhe radios up Contemporary Spanish poetry classes are under Senate if they so desire. The recommendations of . . . really goes for spaghetti , . . buttered potato- in that section of Ohio below average? his guidance and admittance can be gained only the Finance committee are not in any way final chips . . . and papayas, Personally, we think that we are the ones who on the approval of Dr. Owre. Jimenez admits lhat decisions—they serve merely as guides for the . . . is a senior majoring in economics. Notes from other campi have been insulted. To think of comparing a virile, be will enjoy teaching here because he nol only Senators. Therefore, the reason why certain peti­ . . . aspires to hold a coaching position some day I Hi iuoeiated CoUtgttUe I'ress) growing school like this one with a weak and de­ likes Miami, but tbe contact wilh lhe students will tions have not yet reached the floor of the Senate . . . get married arid settle down . . . when the right Dictionary Dope: The newest volume of thc cadent institution like Miami University! And if give him an excellent opportunity lo observe their is probably because they were rejected by the girl comes along. Dictionary of American English being published by thrv think they're so good, we're willing to match Finance Committee, and the Senate did not con­ characteristics. . . . describes his ideal .girl as brunette . . . 5'4l/2" iln- University of Chicagee i„ handing down to pee,. any of lhe following things with them: our football sider them important enough to bring them on to Black beard, usually a black or dark grey suit, . . . around 112 pounds. Icrilv many worels and phrases dear lo Ihe hearts team, which plays in the big leagues, nol the min­ dark fell hal. and an engaging smile are the first tlie floor by vote. eel slang-minded collegians. ors: our symphony orchestra, ranked one of the . . . insists lhat she have a good sun-Ian . . . and things noticed about Jimenez. His actions ate stall' Now the Organizations Finance Committee is a Fen installer. "Hunk" is ilefined as ••cnmplelc finest in the country; our marching and symphonic not have dimples ... or flat feet. Iv and show deliberation in even the slightest move committee consisting of the President of lhe Stu­ failure in a oourae, examination, or an etcetera." band, likewise recognized: our tennisP team, co- . . . dates lhe "sweet and simple" type most of the ment. claimant lo the National Intercollegiate title and dent Body, tbe Treasurer of lhe Student Body, two time. "Gas" is uiiprelcnliieus talk, especially e.f a peilit- Widely known throughout Latin America. Senor undefeated lust \ear against tlie best the East could Senators, and two Administrative officials. Its sole ii'al killel. . . . Hkes hunting . . . fishing . . . aqua-planing . . . Jimenez lias published numerous works in poetry offer: and. although we are naturally modest and function is to decide whether or not any siudent •'Fluinailidelh-" is also Included 1n il,,- h,i,-si ,,| golf . . . and a fast and furious game of back­ and one prose work I'lutcro y yt.. At lhe preseul v hate to brag, our newspaper and our yearbook. organization should be allowed to incur a debt of tune, which incluilcs words from "llinly" to "gold gammon. time Jimenez is preparing a complete edition of all $25.00 or more. It has been in session only once region." Ii even Includes "gin palace," whieh i- a Well, they asked for it. didn't they? . . . once drank a glass of pineapple juice wilh a bis works to be published al an early date in Ar­ this year, for consideration of tbe Junior Prom's grog sheep of a pretentious or gaiuly a|i|)earance." * * * proposed expenditure of $500 for an orchestra, rat in it ... on a dare. gentina. Wonder if they've added tin- lalesl fail of the- which, incidentally, it sanctioned. This Organiza­ . . . challenges anyone to a bug. Ilea, insect, or pest- Give Us A Break collegians, "goldfish eating"? tions Finance Committee has no direct connection eating contest. Q COOPED ai_.iiin! Tha Athletic Department is very with the Student Senate, except that it bas several . . . picks Guy Lombardo as his favorile orchestra. New Books *"J ellicieni. tic. but we'd like to know why they members in common. . . . bates jitterbugs . . . history exams . . . people ON THE LIBRARY SHELF Smelly storyi On,, recant e*enfn«, Prof. Clarence persist in releasing their confidential sports news The Senate trusts that the foregoing letter will who like to show off . . , and girl's basketball games. Gaine-s of St. Uwrence University made his usual to the Miami Herald and the Miami Daily News, TROUBLE IN JULY help the student body understand the situation as . . . enjoys square-dances with genuine hill-billy right turn al number 211 Pine Slreel and climbed presumably because those newspapers hate to see By EHSKINF. CAI.UWFI.I. it now exists; antl in some measure, case the wor­ orchestras. lhe sleps I,> his home. As he eepcni-d lhe eleior he news printed in the Hurricane before they use it. Author of 'Tobacco Road," Erskine Caldwell, ries of Mr. McLinden about what he considered a . . . gets a big kick oul of taking Ins mother to paused to ailmil what he supposed was the family That information would be extremely useful, violation of the Constitution of the Student Asso­ has again vigorously protested injustice in his lat­ eat. dances. even helpful, to the Hurricane's sports page, yet it ciation. est work, "Trouble in July." The plot of lhe novel Shortly afterwards his wife called to him lo let wouldn't harm tlie downtown news sheets at all. . . . slates that his ultimate ambition is to cash a centers about a lynching Incident in the deep Jack Madigan, tlei' Ml in. Although ircallbig thai ihe animal had M-»-t of our circulation is confined to the campus, ticket on a dog. south, and exposes the methods employed by Sheriff Member of Senate Finance Committee already come in. be dutifully opened the door, and the remainder is outside the city. We just want . . . favors shirts hanging out . . . never wears a Jeff McCurtain in enforcing tbe law. Sbcrilf Jeff and Organizations Finance Committee peereel oul, and saw the cat waiting at his feet. an even break on news, that's all. It doesn't look suit if he can help it. has lead a comfortable politcial life, taking orders * * * Thinking he must have heen absent-minded, be ael M good, \ou know, to have the student publication . . . approves of people who are quiet and ••sym­ from his party's boss, Judge Ben Allen. mitled the cal anil dismissed the incident. kept iti the dark by official sources of information. HE SHALE HAVE MVS1C? pathetic." Usually, Sheriff Jeff's work concerned the ar­ Hut tbe incident would not be dismissed and * * • resting of petty thieves. (The sheriff was able to Editor. Minmi Hurricane: presently a very unpleasant odor permeated even manage these cases rather well.) However, a lynch­ Wtek- ago the Hurricane ran a story about peti­ the remotest corners of the Gaines home-. The hi si Unfunny Funnies CONIIUCTED BY ing incident was too dangerous for Sheriff Jeff to tioning Fred Waring lo write a for the Univer­ arrival was a skunk, and to add dismay lo surpris.e, ona Q)tiide4\A JLaet A. H. Mn.i;i lil.ii lake pari in, because of the effect il might have on OHN NANCE GARNER. Antoinette Donnelly, and sity of Miami. Like other things (which I could although they searched diligently, lhe animal could the coining elections. Judge Ben Allen had given J Mike Jucobs are famous people. If they never mention but won't) this idea has died a not too not be found! DEFINITION OF A REPORTER Jeff the solution—a fishing trip! Whenever a ser­ win- before, they are now. These three, along with slow death. What's the matter anyway? Week after ious controversial issue arose, Sheriff Jeff weul off Thus is explained Professor Gaines' departure President Roowvclt Colonel Lindbergh, and a few week universities ami colleges are honored on Fred What is a re fun ter? A man who thrives on a fishing (rip and thus avoided committing him­ from his customary attire anil eve-n the- hornrimmed other world-famous notable* have made that most \\ a ring's program when he plays special On twist in;/ anil turning people's Uvea, self one way or another. glasses the nexl morning. exclusive ol all news agencies, the funnies. which lie has written for them. Almost breathlessly Then sloops so low, becomes .tn uncouth Mike Jegcoba i-- a common character in the strip 1 have wailed for him lo say. "Tonight the Glee As to say his motto*$ to print the truth. The lynching Incident described in thorough de­ celled Joe I'alooka. He and the other boxing officials Club will sing a new pep song thai 1 have written I man who cats typewriters, dishes out dirt, tail by Mr. Caldwell is obviously unjustified. The New York University bus just received a gill eel -<«-in to have a natural place there. Antoinette Don- especially for the University of Miami in Coral Doestit haic time for a share or clean shirt. author sheds light on the uncontrolled frenzies of 275 old clocks. nelly is a fairly recent development cropping up Gables, Florida." Il's a good thing 1 haven't held f man who'd rejoice in taking a story a lynching mob. and their utter lack of logic or when Mamie of Moon Mtlllina used one of her m\ breath until I heard that. I'd be block in the And making it into a scoop jor the glory. human oass. beauty creams in Sunday's paper. Jiggs of Bring­ fate and blue in the gills by now. Did the petition Or who'd ruin a pal for the rest of his days Mr. Caldwell's book is slow moving at limes, and One oul of every l(. persons listed in "Who's ing Up Father \isilt-'! anil ale nun beef am! rail idea fall through? Did the Hurricane slalT forget Eor a pat on the hark and a five dtdtar raise. the story appears complicated at first to the reader. W lee," is a former Universily of (bieagee student. bage with John Nance Garner. or was it just printer! to fill space? A reporter's a guy whose epitaph reads: However the loose threads of the theme are gath­ "Satan's a swell guy. Cot some new leails ered logelher towards tbe end, lo form a concise The first two references arc excusable because Tbe Hurricane liil- backed no few .food shuiK Motion pictures are- being taken ..I student or they add humor and liveness lo the strip. Bul John Flease, oh. please don't let this one go the way of On the tat thai hilled me. What the deadline? pattern exposing prejudice, petty polities, and or- eheslra conductors at Northwest Missouri Stale Nanee Garner was dragged into Jiggs' strip by lhe -nine of the others, the Hospitalization plan for Send if right up . . . if you give me a Mine. dinary injustice. "Trouble in July" is simply writ­ Teachan College see thai th«-> may siuely their faults. hair of his bushy ejebrows. This was prohuhU the instance. C.C.B. —A. B. Magruder ten, yet one is likely lo be shocked by those simple only melhod which could be used to reach some words with such profound meanings. Mr. Caldwell's of llu* voters. In Ipite of lliis we hold lhat the book is definitely world while modern literature; Mozarl's ceemii opera, "Abduction from the funnies were originalK intended as pure fantasy Largest employers of siudent help at tbe Univer- Capital I diversity has an annual Liquidation it is a realistic exposition of contemporary prob­ Harem," will Ii.' presented in its entirety for the and politics, cold cream, and veritable prize fight MI\ of Morula have signed a code governing wages Day on which all students are expected lo settle lems, written keenly and with convincing sincerity, lirsi tin,,- i„ the ll. S. ley the niusie department of executives have no place on that page. ami labor conditions, their indebtedness and pay their bills. —Billie Subshin thi1 University of Michigun. Hurricane Nine Opens Tankers Close Schedule Season Monday Night Hurricane Sports With Havana Saturday March 21, 1940 THE MIAMI HURRICANE PACE THREE Completing a tour of the Southeast­ ern United States, the University of Here Against Newberry Miami Fives Elon Added Havana swimming team furnishes the Glen's opposition for Coach "Pop" Burr's Monday night at 8:15 on Miami Reid, Coach Jack Harding's Hurricane mermen Saturday night at 8:30 in baseball team will inaugurate Miami's first baseball season since 1930 Advance in INTRAMURAIS To 1940 Miami the Venetian Pool. This will be the against the Newberry College Indians of South Carolina. The second game of tbe series will be played Tuesday, same time and place. last meet of the year for the Miami Gold Ball BASKETBALL Grid Schedule The lineup Harding will put on the.-* swimmers, and is open to the public. Lambda Chi 48 • Phi Ep IS flald Monday will probably consist The eighth annual Gold Ball Basket­ Completion of the 1940 University of Cubans Lost to Fla. task of relief pitcher. Phi Epsilon Pi was subdued by a of Johnny Douglas at first base, ball Tournament, conducted by the Miami football schedule was an­ strong Lambda Chi five by the score Last week, Havana dropped a 66- Davie Konel at second, Johnny Kuruc­ The Newberry College Indians are Y.M.C.A., advanced into the third nounced last week, when the open of 48 to 15. y decision to the University of Flor­ za tit third, Sonny Leatherman at left co-claimants of the state collegiate round at the Miami High gym with date of October 25 was filled by Elon Kutch Kearns provided most of the ida, and swam a practice meet this field, Terry Fox or Art James be­ baseball title of South Carolina for four University of Miami teams still College of Elon, North Carolina. excitement by chalking up 18 points hind the plate, with Doc Sapp or the past season and come to meet in the running. Miami will be facing Elon un the week with Rollins. This will be the while "Vinnie" McCormick accounted "Chick" O'Domski pitching. Miami with the same identical team The Hurricanes avenged the defeat gridiron for the first time, but the Ant time since 11*28 the Cuban and for 13. Cantor and Philips looked excepting for a new third baseman. the Eastern Airlines handed the Tau Carolina school was on the Hurricune The other two outfield positions best for the losers. Miami swimmers have met. After their recent weeks of practice basketball schedule. The Elon eleven are open to the following boys who Eps Tuesday night, by nosing out The meet closes the 1940 season and drill they expect to invade the Schlitz 26 * Phi Alpha 17 is also an annual opponent of Cath­ make up the remainder of the team: the former 30-25, in a game that for both teams, as well as the colleg­ Hurricane's domicile with a powerful A revived Schlitz organization olic University, another Miami foe Dave Wike, Bill Wunder, Bob Hart, had the spectators standing in their iate swimming career of Grant Slat- team of hitters, perhaps even more nosed out the Phi Alphas by a count next season. George Hallahan, and Bob Suddeth. seats for the first half. The airlines Slater, captain last year, swam powerful than last season. Their of 26 to 17. At the half, both teams Irv Lebowitz will not be available for outfit held a single point advantage Date. Set the breast stroke event and did the giant, star, south paw pitcher, De- were battling for the lead, but his second base substitute position at the close of the first half, 18-17, Jack Harding, head coach, will call team's diving for three years. His Bruhl, who stands six feet four Schlitz proved to be the HI i-onger at because of a recent illness. which Tucker and Hilbish soon initial spring practice drills the first breast stroke record is marred by inches tall, is in fine form and the end- Student activity books will admit changed at the beginning of the sec­ week of April, and the annual intra- but one lone defeat in intercollegiate is expected to give the Hurricane Boyle completed 6 buckets while students to both games. Miami Field basehallers no little amount of ond half, and from there on out they •squad game, sponsored by the Quar­ Hall and Lueddeke were responsible mpetition. is located right next to the Orange trouble. He has power, speed and were never in trouble. terbacks Club, is set for May 10. for most of the independent points. Bowl. good control and his size gives him TEP'. Fait Nine home games are on the Hur­ Seven to Swim Kappa Sig 26 ' Scoop. 22 Hard practice every day at Miami a good amount of precision in field­ Tau Epsilon Pi was the first uni­ ricane schedule, all to be played at Swimming in the sprint events for Field or Dorn Field in South Miami ing balls and pitching. versity team to fall by the wayside, Kappa Sigs made way for another night in Roddey Burdine Stadium. the Hurricanes Saturday will be David has rounded the team into shape. being beaten by a strong Eastern air­ one of the year's upsets by defeating Only one encounter is away from Andre and Captain Bilge Reynolds. Throwing is more accurate, and bit­ Enroute to Miami, Newberry has lines team to the tune of 38-14. Sid the highly-favored Scoops, 26 to 22. home, that with Texas Tech at Lub­ Jack Huguelet will swim the back ting has improved, with the boys two games scheduled with Rollins, Spectorman was high point man for This game was dominated by fast bock, Texas, November 1. stroke, Al Collins the distance events, developing timing, power, and the one on Saturday and one on Friday. the Tau Eps, scoring four field goals. passing and accurate shooting. October 4, the Hurricanes renew Larry Kaplan the breast stroke, and ol' batting eye. If Sapp or O'Domski It is expected that this may give Mi­ Spectorman and Leviton were Thomas and Bradford provided for football rivalry with Stetson, and the Jim Gilmore, along with Slater, will should get into trouble on thc mound, ami a chance to judge the caliber awarded the team's medals. most of the Kappa Sig's scoring following Friday, October 11, Tampa do the diving. Long John Douglas will take over the of the opposition they will meet. Phi Epsilon Pi defeated the White punch while Arries and Wunder comes here for its annual game. Oc­ So far this year, the Hurricanes Temple outfit by the close score of looked best for the Scoops. This tober 18, the Cardinals of Catholic have three victories and two defeats, 30-22. Lou Phillips, provided the nec­ game was dominated by fast passing University are to play Miami for the mating Nassau, 43-14, the University essary eight points by ringing the and accurate shooting. fourth consecutive year, and Novem­ f Tennessee, 45-30. and Kmory Col­ hoop with four well shot baskets. Pi Chi 42 • Schlitz Bros. 26 ber 8, following the Elon nnd Texas lege, 511-18. Miami lost to Florida Weiss, at center, was second high Pi Chi increased its string of vic­ games, Rollins will furnish the op­ and Clemson. point man with two field goals and tories by subduing a scrappy Schlitz position. SEEN front the 8IDEUNES the same amount of free throws. outfit by the score of 42 to 26. At Big Four PATRONIZE HURRICANE ADVERTISERS Lambda*. Lose the half the independents were hold­ On November 16, Florida's fight­ BY BOB 1. I N B O T II I ing their own, with the score 16 to 14 Lambda Chi Alpha was edged out ing Gators invade the stadium, and Grant Slater of the tournament in the first round, in favor of the winners. the next Friday, South Carolina COMPLETE LINE OF "Sonny" Silverstein with 12 points losing a fast interesting game to the comes to town. November 29, the survey made at Harvard University SPORTING GOODS and "Bud" Pello with 10, tried to University of Mississippi is the op­ •TJINMND had just about given up the plan for holding the 19M1 Olympic Westminster Presbyterian Church salt and celery are good tilings for match the scoring of Totterdale and Frank T. Budge Co. quintet, 29-24. The Lambda's were ponent, and the Hurricanes close people who want to win basketball games in FM-inki but with tbe view of a peace pact with Kussia coming Suddeth of the Pi Chis. out in front 18-14 at the halftime, their season against the University games. MIAMI AVE. 8 FLAGLER ST. i PING PONG of Georgia on December 8. on, the games may be held. United States athletes may have a chance to but couldn't hold their lead. After their crunchy repast, the Opening the ping pong round-robin Pi Chi completely outclassed the quintet won the game, 58 to 52, compete in the contests after all. If tbe games are held, rnayhup the Ryder tournament with wins this week were Cunningham Sport Shop by the lop­ which certainly speaks well for cel­ Phi Alpha, Tau Epsilon Phi, and the Kelley's Restaurant Cup Matches will be held in England. All in all we hope that athletics may sided score of 38-21. The Pi Chi's Columbus Quintet ery, to say nothing of the team. Independents. The Phi Alphas shut were out in front to the tune of 19-9 Good Food at Reasonable Prias overcome this thing called war. We hope! out the Kappa Sigs, 5 to 0; the Thrives On Celery at halftime, and were never headed. FENCERS ORGANIZE 740 - 5TH ST.. MIAMI BFACH * * * TEP's blanked Lambda Chi Alpha, Columbus, Ohio (ACP)—For some 5-0; and the Independents eked out people it's carrots, for Popeye it's All and any people interested in PHONE 5-9957 Proposals for a game with the I'hiludelpbia IMiillys for the University Jayvee Raqueteers a close 3 to 2 victory over Pi Chi. spinach, but for the Ohio State Uni­ intramural fencing are invited to of Miami have been aired tbe past two weeks, but the gume definitely will Games will be played on Tuesdays versity's basketball team the secret meet today .it 3:30 in the Card­ not lie held at Flamingo Park or any other diamond, as far as I know now. Faee Elon, Furman and Thursdays. The schedule is of strength and success is just plain board Theatre. Another meeting posted on the intra-mural office door, Arrangements had been made up to the distribution of tickets, but there Riddled with sickness, the Hurricanes celery. will be held on Tuetday at 2:30. AM'S with teams meeting each other once. A few hours before a recent game, proceedings slruek a snag. Game called on account of ducats! Junior Varsity netters swap strokes Beginners arc welcome at both ERVICE this weekend with two invading foes the supermen of the hardwood sat STATION meeting*. * * * of unknown caliber. Tomorrow af­ down to a light dinner. Big Bill Satt- ternoon they tackle Elon from North ler was the first man to reach for his Coach Harding called a meeting of all football candidates yesterday VYome/i s U-Drive-It Carolina and Saturday they tangle knife and fork. He found the knife afternoon; spring practice was the purpose of the get-together. From the but the fork had gone with the wind. TAXI and BAGGAGR with South Carolina's Furman. INTRAMURAIS Even your car will feel turnout, about fifty, tbe Miami mentor will have more than enough material Sickneai Strike* All the other players likewise exper­ ienced the same phenomena. AH the for the '10 eleven. Although Harding is busy with tbe baseball team, spring Jim Bartlett, hard-hitting south­ at home at Fla. Motor Lines and Greyhound meshmen roared as one, "How can paw star who plays in the number SOFTBALL practice will start in about two weeks, under the direction of Jack's we eat steak without a fork?" Bus Tickets three slot, is under the sheets with a Any girls interested in being assis­ assistants. cold. Abby Slavin, in the number five tant softball managers contact Ber­ "You're not eating steak tonight, * * * spot, has left town for the weekend, tha Neham or Charlotte Meggs. Betty boys," beamed Coach Olsen, "steak is GEORGE'S while Jerry Harwitz, the third rank­ Louis Shelley and Marcella Rosenthal a thing of the past. Tonight you're llig league baseball bus stepped Into the campus nf tbe University and having toast, honey, tea and celery. ATLANTIC STATION ing performer, is recovering from an have already been selected as assist­ Celery with lots of salt." beckoned two from our athletic ranks; namely, F.ddie Dunn and Lefly anonymous stomach ailment. By ants. PONCE and ALHAMBRA Schemer. Kddie is trying out with the Cleveland Indians as an outfielder, game time tomorrow, Manager Hal Schedule Now a basketball player never ar­ and tho1 he isn't expected to land a major league berth right away, he will Leviton hopes to send a formidable Tuesday, March 26. 3:30 gues with the coach if he wants to keep on being a basketball player. probably be farmed out to a minor league Indian club, l^efty covered him­ sextet on the courts listing Milton Zeta Tau Alpha vs. Kappa Kappa Gamma. So the boys ate celery with lots of self with glory in the Jersey City training camp—getting eight hits out of Howland, Dick Paige, Clayton Huich, Joe Shippey, and what he can salvage Thursday, March 28. 3:30 salt. fourteen times at bat -as well as fielding 1,000 per cent. This will be the Beta Phi Alpha vs. Alpha Epsilon No one, however (not even a bas­ from his remaining bed-ridden ( crucial week for (be Hurricane halfback, as it will see the sipiud being cut charges. Phi. ketball player), is going to cat celery .;V '*J-!?8!* with lots of salt without asking why. to traveling size. If I-efty can continue the good work, he will no doubt be Over on the varsity side of the Practices are being held every day So they asked why and wore informed on tin- team lor the opening game. fence, matches in the round-rohin el­ on the intramural diamond from 2:30 to 4:30 p.m. that according to a recent scientific * * * iminations are daily becoming more crucial and hotly-contested. BASKETBALL STUDENTS Pop Hun is giving bis swimmers a chance to exhibit their wares before Gillespie Laadt Kappa Kappa Gamma defeated Last week produced a barrage of Zeta Tau Alpha Tuesday afternoon tht lioiiitliivMi, Saturday for the first time this season. We have read all Elgin and Hamilton three-set affairs, but Billy Gillespje 15-8 for second place. Although the about the tankmen and their abilities in out-of-town meets, and now at last Kappas were ^6-hour late and should Royal Palm Dairy hurdled three more netters in his Watches for Ladies we have a meet al home. Of course only those hardy persons among our have forfeited, the Zetas allowed the INC. march to the number one post. He Phone 3-8655 Student bod) wilt be able to last thru1 the meet—due lo the fact that they disposed of Lew Duff, 1-8, 6-1, 6-4 game to be played. The game was fea­ and Gentlemen will have to stand throughout the events. Last fall the cry went up from after dropping the initial set, edged tured by fifteen fouls being called on the ZTA sextet. KKG amassed a all interested lhat the Venetian Pool should be equipped to seat at least out Capt. Bill Hardie, 5-7, 6-0, 6-4 and finished up by copping a three- total of one foul. Locally Produced Milk a few spectators, but (he cry was only a whisper to the roar winch will no Paul R. Stegeman set thriller from George Parks. MISCELLANEOUS doubt emit from the throats of the audience after the coming meet, pro­ By vote of the Council, handball FRESH DAILY WATCHMAKER and JEWELER Lining up as the real battle of and horseshoes have been eliminated 2104 Ponct Jt Leon Blvd. * Coral Gibltt vided an\ one will be able to garner strength for the protest. All in all, them all, is the fight over the last Phone 2-8431 from competition. We need some stands at the Venetian! position between Duff and Campbell Girls who have not played ping- Gillespie. Gillespie lost a close 0-6, * * * pong yet must finish their matches at 10-8, 6-2 decision to Lew Brownstein once. Irl Tubbs, former University of Miami football mentor, is in Florida to entrench himself at the foot of the What I. Collage? applying for the coaching berth at the Gator school, recently vacated by ladder. Duff meanwhile lost his CAPITOL chance to improve his position as he Josh Cody. If you will remember, Tubbs went from Miami to the coaching SWING ALONG WITH To one great pi—i maker, N. MIAMI at 3RD - DOWNTOWN fell before Parks, 6-4, 7-5, and job of tbe University of Iowa—when (be Hawkeye football situation was dropped a decision to Brownstein, AMI DONS college la lhe apprentice RESERVED SMOKING SECTION at a new low. He started to rebuild the team and when, after two years, 6-4, 6-3. Fully recovered from the BAND INSTRUMENTS ship ol We To us, college meant all tilings looked promising, (he Iowa school released him lo make way for flu, George Pero will swing into ac­ 137 W. FLAGLER STREET NOW SHOWING: this, and more, too. It Dr. Anderson, present coach. As a result. Anderson cleaned up on the Uig tion Saturday to catch up with the field. The standings to date are listed meant ttudy and research, Ten competition via Niles Kinnick, voted All-American halfback for 1939. - "GREEN below. prfl-fl fl a 0 tnnnrtrinnroToTnnnnr^ athletic* and activities, ll seems that Tubbs did all the dirty work and Anderson got the gravy. community living and bull- ! HELL" Won Lost Get Your Gifts sessions, panto and per­ 3535 S. W. EIGHTH STKKKT Billy Gillespie 5 0 and School Supplies at formances, classes and with George Parks 2 1 examination*, grades and Mr. Foster's Store DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS, JR. The UNIVERSITY CAFETERIA Lewis Brownstein 3 2 graduation. Add lo these JOAN BENNETT George Pero 0 0 100 E. Flagler St.. Miami the thousand and one events GABLES BREAKFAST .7:30-9:30 Lew Duff 2 3 Ffl_p_0 ° OP0O00POOPPQPP0O BJUUUS of a college career, and you • • • Bill Hardie 1 3 T 11 EAT It I. LUNCH 11:15-1:35 get th* true answer to SAT. MIDNITE, MARCH 23 Campbell Gillespie 0 4 MR-CONDITIONED DINNER 5:30-7:00 What is College?" Smoking Loge -- No Extra Charge And so get a true picture "TOO MANY Mal. .25 .30 Phon« 4-1221 SUNDAY • Breakfast 8-10 -. Dinner 12-1:30 ol all phases of college life, Today & Fri., March 21, 22 Supptc 5:.0-7:00 readers of this paper get HUSBANDS" 2), accurate local newi in our I li.nl. . 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