THE SOU'WESTER. Student Weekly Publication of Southwestern at Memphis

16TH YEAR SOUTHWESTERN, MEMPHIS, TENN., FRIDAY, MAY 10, 1935 Number 29 JOHNSON VOTED STUDENT BODY HEAD * * - . ANNUAL CURLING NEW WOMEN PAN IRON BANQUET TO COUNCIL CHOSEN Defeats Jones Nine BE WEDNESDAY FOR NEXT YEAR Votes In Runoff Y.W.C.A. Gives Party In Final Meeting For Old Balloting For Various Class Officers To Be Held Neely Hall; To Have Members To Be Held Speeches, Skits Wednesday Next Week Announces Election Body; Polls Close At Noon BAILEY TO PRESIDE MAKE RUSH RULES JOHNSON defeated Harvey Jones in a closely con- Preliminary Stunts Willi Five Sororities Have Two tested election for president of the Student Body. The vote was Johnson, 141; Jones, Begin Tomorrow In Representatives In 132. The president-elect of the Student Body is president-elect Assembly Council of Sigma Nu, a member of the debating team, and of the Lynx Club. The annual women's "curling The Women's Panhellenic Coun- Four candidates were nominated Iron" banquet will be held this year cil will meet Wednesday afternoon, CURTIS JOHNSON has been elect- for the presidency of the student Wednesday night at 6:30 o'clock in May 15, at-.3 o'clock in Mrs. Town- ed president of the Student Body body: Duff Gaither, Richard Dunlap, Neely Hall. Tickets will be 50c for for 1935-36. send's office. The purpose of the FORM SN WILL Harvey Jones and Curtis Johnson. town students and 25c for dormi- meeting is to make rules for sum- Nominations for vice-president tory students. Over one hundred mer rushing. MOTHERS CLUB and secretary of the Student Body attend. are expected to ELECTION BODY Members of the old Council who and president of the Publications The program will consist of sev- will attend are Olive Black, pres- Board were held Thursday. eral "speeches" and two skits by ident and Martha Shaeffer, Kappa Sponsors Cooperation; Balloting for the various class members of the student body. Six MEETS SUCCESS Delta; Helen Gordon and Elizabeth Group To Honor officers will be held next week, ac- indignitary titles are to be elected Pearce, Chi Omega; Teresa Lilly and Mothers' Day cording to the schedule given out at the affair. Martha Bailey has No Hitch In Workings Dorothy Ann Ferguson, Alpha Omi- by the Elections Commission. The been selected as toastmistress, and Of Initial Attempt cron Pi; Olga Hartmann and Lucille officers to be voted on include a Sigma Nu Fraternity is complet- is aided by a committee made up Of Body Wood, Zeta Tau Alpha; Sara Eliza- class president, vice-president, sec- of Betty Hunt, Betty Foley, and beth Gemmill and Thelma Worth- ing plans for forming a "Sigma retary-treasurer, representative to Edith Chesebro. ington, Tri Delta. With the selection of president of Nu Mothers' Club." publications board, and representa- that are to be voted on Members of the new Council are Offices the student body last Wednesday All mothers of members of Sigma tive to honor council. Voting for are: "Mamie Moran", "Biggest Dorotify Ann Ferguson, president, the Elections Commission complet- Nu Fraternity, whether of this chap- these titles will begin May 13 and Shiner", "Haggiest Hag", "Luniest Alpha Omicron Pi; Elizabeth Pearce ed its first job, beginning with nom- ter or of chapters of other colleges continue through May 18. Loon",'Duckiest Duck", and "Honey inations and continuing through the and Nancy Warden, Chi Omega; are eligible. The run-off will be held Saturday. Pouring Polly." Virginia Hoshall and Martha Shaef- The polls will close at 12 instead of mechanics of counting. The purpose of the club is to Speeches will begin in student as- fer, Kappa Delta; Lucille Woods and at 1 Friday. After the primary voting, the run- bring about a better cooperation be- sembly Saturday morning and con- off was held Wednesday morning. Sara Fox Martin, Zeta Tau Alpha; Ethel Taylor and Dorothy Jackson, tween the mothers with the frater- tinue through Wednesday. At all times from 9 until 1 there and to Tri Delta. nity and with Southwestern, Delta Entertains were two members of the commis- bring the families of the members Kappa sion on duty at the polls. Ballots closer together. The mothers will With Social Wednesday were deposited in a lock box, with Stylus Papers Must Be aid in the furnishing and designing LYNX LEAVE ON the tallying signed stubs placed in the decoration for the fraternity Kappa Delta entertained with a a separate container. In By Noon Today quarters. supper Wednesday night following As soon as the voting was closed, ANOTHER TOUR Although the idea is novel to the regular meeting in the sorority both boxes were taken and placed lodge. Margaret Lueck and Sarah All papers to be submitted by the Southwestern, it is an established with the Registrar. At 1:30 P.M. Carter were in charge of the supper. Will Compete In Annual the council met for the counting of thirty men for consideration by the custom for fraternities in northern colleges to have their mothers fre- ballots. Stylus Club of Sigma Upsilon must TIAA Tourney; quently get together for teas, lunch- Each vote counted was first read be in today by 12:30, noon. Rod- ney Baine, president of the group, eons, or bridge. David Flowers Elected Six Go by one member of the commission requests and then examined by two others. that the literary works be It was decided at the last meeting President Of Nitist Club Six Lynx net men left yesterday The tabulation of results was sim- given to either himself or Richaid to honor Mother's Day by having morning for the TIAA tennis meet ultaneously carried on by two other Thomas, secretary. each member, and pledge, of the At a recent meeting of the Nitist to be held in Cookeville, Tenn. The members of the group. At the luncheon meeting members fraternity attend evening service Club David Flowers was elected as locals are the defending champions After all the ballots were read will pass on the men applying. Also, with his mother. The group will president for the coming year. Mau- and plan to enter three doubles and recorded, the composite vote at the same time, officers for the gather at the home of Harold Cooke rice Carlson was elected as secre- teams as well as six single men in was checked with the total number coming year will be chosen. and attend service together. tary to serve with him. the tourney. of deposited ballots. Enroute Southwestern is to play In case there were any fears of Vanderbilt at Nashville. The TIAA fraternity or sorority collusion, a meet is to continue over both Fri- majority vote of the commission PSYCHOLOGISTS JOURNEY TO BOLIVAR day and Saturday. On the way back, was required to open the stub box Sewanee will be played. so that a check could be made which They met Abraham Booth, the Mrs. Brown: "I don't know." Dr.: even after his remark (Duff's not Both Dorsey Barefield and Dikie would reveal these conditions. president of these United States, "Oh, yes you do. Come on tell Luther's) "Oh, Miss Gary DO let Dunlap are defending champs and At 2:15 the results of the election and a man with 49,000 banks, 49,000 them what year you were born in." ME pass the cookies." will be seeded first and second were announced. These results, how- wives and 49,000 children. They Mrs. Brown: "Listen, doctor, I was Over in the colored ward Alice places. ever, as with the other selections heard illustrative lectures on every- a baby when I was born, how do was the big attraction. She knew were open to question by a major- thing from the Pure Food Laws to you expect me to remember what everyone in the room. (It didn't ity vote of the commission at any Coaxes Honey the most scientific method of plant- year it was." (The Marx Brothers matter what name she made up for Coach time during the rest of the week. ing pansies. They heard a program would probably pay her money for you, you immediately said, "Sure, To Flow from Station WMAG, "off Times the crack). how are you Alice.") She it was Lumpkin To Head PiKA Square in Chicago." Then there was Luther. The girls who introduced us to "Abraham By now you have probally real- in the class were all for exposing Booth the president of the United You can't say that Coach Miller Frat For Next Session be- States." (The colored guard stand- is not brave and economical: He ized that this is no fairy tale bitt the Southwestern men to Luther of bees in a tree the annual pilgrimage of the psy- cause he is their idea of a real gen- ing in the door fell heir to the saw a swarm Pi Kappa Alpha announces they the other clay, and did he think chology department to Bolivar last tleman. His conversation, with the title.) She immediately told Mrs. following officers for next year: of the bees stinging him? No. Thursday. Dr. and Mrs. Atkinson true Southwestern - Oxford accent Atkinson that she used a 35c tooth Hiram Hill Lumpkin, president; Did he think of the danger of accompanied by more than twenty ran: "I don't know when I have had brush and Babe Black that she used Charles Barton, vice president; climbing the tree? No. Did he students of abnormal psychology the privilege of addressing such a Ipana tooth paste. Poor Lib-Pearce. Douglas Johnston, treasurer; Francis think of what-the bees might and medicine, under the protection distinguished group of young men Alice sorta fixed her up. Lib was secretary, and Robert High- think personally? No. What did Benton, of Dr. and Mrs. Hayden, made the and such a PReety group of young named "Mlz Anna" to Alice, who No, not be think of? Honeyl saw, correspondent. trip. ladies. wanted to know if she (Miz Anna) you Alice, but honest-to-goodness With a few minor variations the Some people say pretty but I say was going to put on a show tonight. bee's honey. place was no more interesting than PRReety. You comprehend my vo- When Lib said no, Alice turned to Well, Mr. Coach's colossal brain Prof. Gear Will Speak To the Southwestern campus. If we cabulary, no doubt? As I was say- Jack Crosby (who Incidentally was figured out a way of inviting the Bible Class Next Sunday gentlemen, most popular man at Bolivar bees into a little box (Why the were permitted the rare pleasure ing, young ladies and the bees would prefer a box to a tent Professor Felix B, Gear will speak we might even draw a few parallels, you have no idea of the illiteracy among the inmates) and said "Po. Is more than we can figure), and to the Men's Bible Class next Sun- but you will be allowed this privi- and degeneracy that exists in this Mis Anna. She ain't never gonna thus it looks like Mr. Miller will day night at 6:30 in Calvin Hall lege yourself. place. Why, I'll be two days tell- git married." In addition to Alice's make the milk and honey "flow" Socilg Room. Dr Gear will speak Take for example this conversa- Ilg those peckerwoods up-stairs of mental trouble she had the "take- if he can kid a cow into crawl- on the subject, "Live Christian tions: Dr.: "Now, Mrs. Brown (or the distinguished group of young" Itis". First she took Miss Annie ill Into ._box. Latest reports Lives." Smith, or maybe she was one of the .. etc. Beth Gary's hat and only firm per- indicate that Mr. Miller and the Both town and dormitory student Jones girls) tell these ladies and He was so polite that even Duff sapsion by the doctor finally res- bees are doing fine. a#e invited. gentlemen when you were born." Gather got a few pointers ... Yea, (Coantied. a Page P r) J LL i I I Page 2 T H E S O UWST Friday, May 10, 19L I . THE SOU'WESTER Island University newspaper. IIIII I_ As evidence of his statement he Student Allairs I'm The Gink HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ESTABLISHED 1919 cited the fct that during the past year there has been a decline of Friday May thirty per cent In university enroll- Primary vote on Secretary- "I've found myself at last. I 13-DOROTHY ANN FER- Treasurer, Vice-President of Stu- GUSON VOL ment, and the authorities have de- not only stand around the free XVI dent Body and President of Pub- telephones and try, succesafully at May 15-ROBERT ARMSTRONG clared this to be a favorable sign. lications Board. "German officials believe that it time, to fathom the conversation, May I6-MARIAN BELCHER Saturday is not good taste to use one's head hut I also call up to third floor Final vote on Secretary-Treas- and ask my buddy a question that PUBLISHED WEEKLY too much," he said. Dr. Wolf is at urer and Vice-President of Stu- present title holder. Good luck. By The has nothing to do with what I'm present visiting universities and dent Well, now that the election is STUDENTS OF SOUTHWESTERN, Body and President of Pub- thinking about. All the fellows colleges here, and at the conclusion lications Board. over Room 100 has sort of quieted MEMPHIS, TENN. say rF a fine brother, yes-I'm of his tour will go to Russia to su- Sunday down a bit. If you didn't but know Member pervise the production of one of his the super gink. A gink prime In- it, that was the campaign headquar- Southern Collegiate Press Association 6:30-Men's Bible Class deed. plays. -The Lafayette. Professor Gear, speaker. ters of Sigma Nus. Cigars, cigarettes, Entered as second-class matter at Monday and especially that old back slap- the postoffice at Memphis, Tenn., Bit Dog Howls ping was flowing freely. Did I say under the act of March 3, 1878. Class elections: Nomina- Calvin Hall Angered at a newspaper's article tions for President and flowing freely? Well, I couldn't get Editorial office in Tower Room of detrimental to fraternities, a group vote. Step right up folks. In our con- very close, and from where I was, I Palmer Hall. of Greek letter men at Ohio Uni- 3:15-Alpha Omicron Pi fines we have some of the school's heard somebody say something versity tarred and feathered the col- Chi Omega greatest celebrities. This week's about "flowing freely," so I just JIMMIE MEADOW umnist. concluded that it must have been Editor-In-Chief 5:00-Delta Delta Delta special is Thomas "Sgar Baby" WATKIN5 .Assistant Editor 7:30-Kappa Sigma Fuller. He walks, he talks, and he cigars, etc. Goodbye. Be back next TOMMY F TLLER._...... _.._ Editor After College, What?, Alpha Tau Omega did wait on tables until the other week, maybe, if something turns up. HARVEY HEIDELBERL...Campus Editor MARTHA SHAFFER...... Feature Editor "The difficulty college graduates Sigma Nu morning. Tommy was a good wai- NANCY WARDEN...... Socety Editor experience in obtaining employment Pi Kappa Alpha ter until he forgot what he was RICHARD ALEXANDEI....News Editor JOHN QUANTHiY.I...... M-t. News Editor Is due in great part to their own Kappa Alpha doing. Ten plates, two pitchers of Robb Hall TOM ONES...... Specia Features inertia," Dr. Burton Morley, profes- milk, twenty tomato juices, etc., News Staff Tuesday "What ho! they're off I" cried the Marion Cobb Margaret Leuck sor of economics at the University Class elections: Run-off slipped and crashed to the floor. It derbyites. The greatest judges of Paul Freeman Olga Hartmann of Alabama, declared recently in an was the best wreck since Steamboat J. . Wallis Elizabeth Robinson for President. horseflesh on the whole campus David Flowers Martha Bailey interview. 2:00-Zeta Tau Alpha Bill sent his ship to the bottom Joe Bell thrust their impatient ears closer to Molly McCord of any graduat- Harry Webb Murrah Gattis "The better half 7:30-Theta Nu Epsilon and himself flying to the heavens. the radio for a tense three minutes, Feature Staff ing class-those with the better Wednesday Quote Mrs. Hill, "What If Dr. Diehl and then sighed, "How sad, we were Eugenia Tully Oertrude Smith rec- Ross Lynn Barnard Marian Kelsier scholastic and extra-curricular Class elections: Nomina- had been there; all that tomato wrong again." Josephine Ingram Irene Battle ords-usually have little trouble, for juice would have gone all over him. Betty Davidson tion for Vice-President, Heidelberg is doing his part for most of them will be employed Secretary, and Publica- End of quote. (That really would the cause of cotton. Back from the than tions Board members and ALVAN TATE within a period of not more have been a sight worth seeing.) National Cotton Show the other eve- Business Manager graduation," Dr. vote. six months after Our next attraction, or what have ning he displayed proudly cotton LOUIS DUFFEE... .Asst. Business Mgr. Morley explained. "It is those who 5:00-Kappa Delta you, will be brought out, or tapped, ED McCORMICK...... Advertising Mgr. socks made before his very eyes, DIF GAITHERI...... Circuiation Mgr. of the Thursday graduate in the lower half or announced, in next week's edi- and added, "They're about the knob- GEORGE WLLIS_...... _...Circulation Mgr. 'C' and 'D' students who Class elections: Run-off JIM WALLACE...A...Asst. Circulation Mgr. class-the tion. biest thing you can get." WAYNE PAULLUS....Asst. Circulation Mgr. engage in no campus activities-who for Vice-President, Secre- Dunlap Cannon has brought back ELDRIDGE ARMIS'rEAD..Exc'ange Editor tary and MARY SANDS DRIESBACK...... Secretary present the problem." Publications some mighty tall tales about New Advertising Solicitors The lower half -students, Dr. Board members. Orleans. Aren't you ashamed? No Lee McCormick Dorthy Robrts 7:30-Sigma Alpha Epsilon Morley pointed out, have little to wonder the team lost to Tulane. Attention, Students! offer the employer. Students who And to think we have the three Em- Talleyrand?" Steady Summer have defrayed part or all of their stars, Dunlap, Barefield, and Can- ployment, Good Pay; expenses while going to school re- "Oh, she is a fan dancer, and non in our midst. They left again Elsewhere ceive special consideration from don't talk baby talk." yesterday for the Tennessee State Limited Number Ambi- By DAVID FLOWERJ prospective employers. meet, of which Southwestern is the tious College Boys. -Associated Collegiate Press. Professor vs. Opnion Parking Places Local Branch of Na- Now Hollywood claims it will set last thing anyone would look for in tionally Known Firm. Two thousand wads of chewing Due to the modes of American speech, and Hollywood." gum were recently taken from their The influence of Popeye, the of course the speech and English Hollywood points to the diction Submit Name, Address resting places under library tables character, is being felt professors of the land rise in ridi- of Lewis Stone and Conrad Nagel and Telephone Number at the Univ. of Florida. by the school cafeteria at North cule of the assertion. for its proof, but the professors to Mr. H. Moore, in Carolina State College where spin- "AhI" sighed one man at the point out that these people had de- care of- Amateur Contracts ach disappears more rapidly from University of California, "such an ef- veloped perfect diction long before Student dramatics at the Univer- the steam table than any other veg- fort would have to be directed with they saw the roofs of Hollywood. ALVAN TATE sity of Louisville are a serious mat- etable. Intelligence, but intelligence is the -The Goucher College Weekly. ter, for each would-be actor, upon being given a part in a University Heredity play must sign a rigid contract. The cadets at Virginia Military Included in the stipulations are: Institute have finally defined hered- the actor will learn his lines by the ity. It is something a father be- second rehearsal of each scene, will lieves in until his son starts to act faithfully attend rehearsals, will re- like a fool. turn any costume in good condition and will get pictures taken, as re- The Library Index quested, at the play's expense. They have introduced a new note In addition, he must agree not to into the library system at Bucknell drink alcoholic liquors in the the- University. No longer will spring- ater, nor to come into the theater drugged co-eds and males have to under the influence of liquor. After thumb along the shelves until they the contracts are signed by each of hit something that might suit their the members of the cast, they are fancy. Their enterprising librarian posted for public notice. has arranged all the books accord- -The Lafayette. ing to "moods." If you are feeling a bit sickish and unsettled, there's Enrollment Decreasing the love shelf; should you feel dis- "The pursuit of. Knowledge in illusioned and sour about it all, modern Germany is oa the decline," there's the gall and bitterness shelf. Dr. Frederich Wolf, distinguished Emotions made easy, we should say. German playwright and refugee from Nazi Germany, declared in an Modernized interview with Seawanhaka, Long Latest college humor: "Who was ii NE W ORPHEUM STRAND IN MEMPHIS THE SHOW PLACE OF DIXIE BEST SEATS

FRL-SAT., MAY 10-11 STARTS FRIDAY, MAY 10 LYLE TALBOT GERTRUDE MICHAEL in Charlie Ruggles in "IT HAPPENED IN "PEOPLE WILL NEW YORK" TALK" WITH MARY BOLAND and SUNDAY ONLY, MAY 12 LEILA HYAMS ON THE STAGE! ART KASSEL MON.-TUES., MAY 13-14 AND HIS FAMOUS TULLIO CARMINATI LILLIAN HARVEY Kassels In the Air LUIS ALBERNI IN ON SCREEN "NIGHT LIFE OF "Let's Live THE GODS" Tonight"

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ridr, May 10.I I T B -SOU'WESTER LynxAre Hosts To Annual A.A.U. Meet Today

FARGASON TO BE Baseball Standings Sport Scribble Fret.- W. L. FRATERNITY SCENE OF EVENT To-day the AAU swings into action with some of the best athletes Non-Frat...... 4 0 and of the nation participating. It is probable that Fargason Field will PIKA ...... 2 2 SN ...... 2 2 SORORITY DANCE see some world records broken and made. It is also probable that Lynx Enter Five Men; SAE ...... 1 1 BIDS some three thousand people will witness the meet. ATO ...... 2 3 Stars Of Nation To With these things in view, and the fact that Southwestern will KA ...... 1 2 And INVITATIONS Perform be represented in the meet by a five man team, it is extremely impor- KS ...... 1 3 tant that the Lynx students be on hand to support John Barnes, McMath Given, "Red" Davis, Wayne McFadden and Sherman Kelly. By JOHN QUANTHY S. C. TOOF & CO. Competition will be unusually stiff and any recognition received by The annual Southeastern Amateur the locals should be commended. LYNX NETMEN Athletic Union track meet, In which This success, while being hard to attain, is not impossible. Both prominent star amateurs from all John Barnes and "Red" Davis have more than an even break to place COMPLETE TRIP over the country will take part, will in the poh vault and discus throw respectively. Barnes recently cleared 13 feet and Davis has equalled 135 feet last week. Considering this, be held on Fargarson Field, South- Southwestern should garner some points at least. Win Two, Lose One To western, today at 3 p.m. * * * Tulane; LSU Game WARNER The Lynx are entering a team The general opinion of the student body has been verified including John Barnes, Red Da- Our tennis team did loee only one match on the recent trip Rained Out THEATRE vis, Sherman "Pop-gun" Kelley, southward. Such playing is recognized throughout the south and is being reflected in several student newspapers. Reports Wane McFadden and Mac Givens, Returning Monday night from a Preview Friday to compete with record-holding from The Misaissippian, Purple and White, Tulane Hulabaloo, tour that took them to Ole Miss, tracksters from the nation's leading etc., give out that we are respected In the tennis world. Nice Milsaps, and Tulane University, the colleges. work, netmen! Lynx netmen reported a 2-i victory WEEK STARTS FRIDAY The Lynx's chances for places de- * * * for the trip. Throughout the tour What is holding up the annual intramural trackmeet, if we are to pend on John Barnes and Red Da- the playing of Dunlap Cannon was have one? The time is fast approaching when it will be impossible vis. Barnes is a star pole-vaulter outstanding, while the best opposi- PAUL to stage the contest, as exams are almost upon us and no one will be and has done 13 feet this season. tion came from Berger, and Cram particularly anxious to give two or three valuable afternoons to play. Other vaulters who have reached 13 of Ole Miss and Tulane respective- This is merely a question and some students expect an answer in MUNI feet are, J. Riegels, Alabama, whose ly. the near future. SCREEN brother, Roy Riegels, won sports According to the Lynx tennisteers, IN HIS GREATEST fame when he ran backwards for a the locals would have come out of PLAY touchdown in the Rose Bowl game sick High School star. From the tri-state territory, Union their hardest tilt, with Tulane, the of '30; Robert Rutland, Auburn; "Pop-gun" Kelley and Wayne Mc- University, Goodman Junior College, victors had it not been for a ques- James Watkins, Ouachita; and Coach Fadden will enter the 5000 meters Ole Miss, Mississippi State, Arkan- tionable decision given in the decid- "BLACK FURY" George Barnes, Whitehaven, who and broad jump for the Lynx. sas College, University of Tennes- ing game. was pole-vault record-holder and The cavalcade of stars to come to see, Auburn and Okethorpe will The scheduled meet between LSU Olympic champion of '28. Coach and Southwestern was reined out. ADDED- Barnes, who is slightly passed the Southwestern will he led by Jack have men in the meet. Men making the trip included: vaulting age, will depend on his Torrance, ace of the LSU team and The mid-west group consists of VITAPHONE VARIETIES Dunlap, Ledsinger, Cannon, Bare- vaulting form, learned at Chicago University, perfect holder of numerous shot-put rec- Northwestern, field, Butler and Flowers. the University of Illinois, to give ords. Joe Riley leads a 17-man Ala- University of Illinois and Indiana him a place. Each of these vaulters bama team that has a good oppor- University. High school and unat- should offer serious competition for tunity to grab the majority of the tached performers from all over the John Barnes. However, he said in honors. The Tide team, coached by south and other sections will seek an interview, "Personally, I think "Red" Drew, will make a concerted laurels in the greatest field and GRAD UATI ON GIFTS I'll win." attack oh the AAU records. track meet ever staged in Memphis. Red Davis, who has been consis- Ivan Fuque of Indiana, the na- "The Brodnax name on the tently throwing the discus 135 feet tion's fastest quarter-miler, leads in and who should get over 140 the delegation from the middle Patronize box adds muchc o the value, competition, is well up among the west. Fuqua, coupled with Tor- but nothing to the cost." leaders in that field. The odds are rance, Riley and Anderson, form a Southwestern that he will take first or second four-star attraction to the meet, place. which is a feature of the Cotton Barber Shop 649 N. McLEAN Givens in the 100 to 200 meters, Carnival. GEO. T. BRODNAX, Inc. has to compete with such stars as DIAMOND MERCHANTS Harry Anderson, of Tennessee, and Joe Riley, of Alabama, who have Gold and Silversmiths No.1No. 2 been carrying on a personal feud throughout the season. The odds 1561181MdsnPhn Madison-29REX fS. 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Lb put in a black ball -not in the way of presidents, linquish the right of withholding for "entelligence," is acclaimed by would have this In a breeze if it though, so poor Alice is still wait- that's past-but for the most out- the office from her. From Indica- many as a perfect Mamie. How- wasn't for Sarah Louise Tucker. ing for some sorority to take her standing specimens of goofy gals tions of results of ever, Olivia Reames is mentioned as their "pourings" This will undoubtedly be a toss up. up. Proof of Alice's condition came in this bide out. The males think a close second because of her read- we gather that Virginia Cunning- Bu how about Edith Chesebro and when she declared Jack Croshy to they have concocted the most out- ing for honors. Pick your winner ham and Alice Hagler would stand Marion Belcher? By all means they be 'some handsome fella'." landish titles that could possibly be hut this scribbler is much in favor shouldn't be forgotten. Then there was Luella. We can't screwed up, hut behold and beware. a pretty good chance if they were of running the brilliant, extraordi- This completes the list and also print anything about her 'cause we .. Toastmistress Bailey and her put up. Gemmili would easily take nary, learned, and all-around Ma- our imagination so the best thing to have a censor department, but she brilliant band of cohorts have a list a slideout if the boys were allowed mie Morons-the Brewsters by do would be to has a nice little habit of coming out of offices that will cause many a to vote. Eh, what boys? Another stop. name. You're sure to agree because of about three strait jackets per hair pulling among the fairer sex. candidate mentioned to us is the no one will doubt that they are the day , . . so better left under cover. First we offer for your approval sweet-lined Dorothy Jackson. We academic "family" on the campus. Now, Shorty was a humdinger. are remorseful that General(?) Duff Now to select the "duckiest duck." He was a real one man show. In Gaifher is disqualified because of -thing in the way." This shouldn't be such a bad job fact, if Shorty could conc to these sex and professional reasons, but It was all a very merry trip because everyone knows of the plen- amateur contests, George Williss nevertheless we are anxious over and everybody was pleased with the tiful supply of ducks around. Who wouldn't have a chance. Shorty the probability of the girls betray- exception of Martha Saeffer who will dispute us when we say that sang for us and he announced a ing their fair sisters in favor of pulled the prize boner of the day little Ann Bruner is our "Duckiest radio program in true Graham Mc- Duff. when they first arrived on .the Duck". Considering her abilities, Nanee style. The only thing about The next office is an envied one grounds. A car rode up beside Mar- build, etc., she would qualify as a Shorty's singing is that right in the indeed, and we are glad to say that tha's car and a man leaned out and professional, but our lone little An- middle of a song if he decides to almost anyone has a chance. This said "The class will meet down at nie compels us to retain her in our give a lecture on birth control, he is said because the most outstanding the new building." Of course, Mar- ranks. There is no doubt that "lit- gives it. When he is through he variety of this type of female has tha thought he was one of the in- tle duck Woods" will run a close continues singing "Girl of My withdrawn from school. Now just mates and proceeded to laugh and and worthy second. Dreams." who could be the "biggest shiner"? nod playfully. On arrival at the Being as that's over let us con- Of course it was really an expe- Upon second thought we remember starting place there stood the man, sider the new title of "Honey Pour- rience to meet a man as black as the Betty Foley, Margaret Stockard, and a doctor in charge of the trip . . ing Polly." Now who will dispute ace of spades who had a "thou- Emily Lee, and console ourselves (If we didn't add this a lot of the change to "Honey Pouring Mol- sand billion dollars, 49,000 banks. you might be disappointed so-) ly", otherwise our own Molly Mc- 49,000 wives and 49,000,children." Yes, everybody got out 0. K., in- Cord ... She is correctly ranked as When questioned where his wives eluding Williss. a professional, but since this is her werc he turned to Olga Hartmann "I'm Telling You- with a "Tha's one of 'em." Olga didn't feel so had though because -YOU'RE TELLING ME" the whole class was accused of be- WHEN YOU GET WARM ing somebody's mother-in-law or About great uncle before the day was over. ON THESE SPRING DAYS One of the conversations out on the grounds ran thus! "Hi, doc. COME UP AND TRY ONE OF OUR RUDY BUNDY I'm tired of eating dirt, I'm tired ICE CREAM SPECIALS AND HIS ORCHESTRA of pulling grass. Have you any strawberries? WHO ET THEM EA- DOUBLE DIP ICE CREAM CONE...... c GLES?" BIG JU M BO ------l------IOc PLAYING NIGHTLY AT THE Recently a fountain was built in BRICK ICE CREAM , Pint------15c the middle of one of the walks on . CONTINENTAL ROOM the campus. An inmate, used to BRICK ICE CREAM, Quar...L...... 25c walking that direction, came upon In The the fountain and with a much dis- BROADWAY INN gusted look walked right through it saying "W'ho in the - built this Fountain Drinks Of All Kinds HOTEL PEABODY I I, a I'

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When you stop to think about your cigarette-what it means to you - here's about the way you look at it- Smoking a cigarette gives a lot of pleasure- it always has. People have been smoking and enjoying tobacco in some form or :Ip another for over 400 years. Of course you want a cigarette to be made right. And naturally you want it to be mild. Yet you want it to have the right taste- and plnty of it. In other words-you want it A to Satisfy. : '' Scientific methods and ripe mild to- baccos make Chesterfield a milder and better-tasting cigarette. We believe you will enjoy them.

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